Did it in the far bathroom no student my bathroom. I didn't do it in this bathroom or the kitchen so we'll do it
We'll do it. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna do it. We're gonna fucking do it. Dude. That's we're gonna do it
Yeah, you're gonna go home and like wanna do it. We're gonna go all the way tell your friends
Okay, this is fucking wild bro. I'm gonna roll
Fucking let it rip dog
Production hey folks post production. We're doing it. We're doing it live in post production post production flavor town flavor
Okay, what were you telling me Terry? I got this new app and it's called it's called it's called Yuka. It's kind of like a
Bobby's Flavortown app or whatever it tells you like the nasties what's inside she called Bobby approved the little plus little thumbs up and the top right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bobby's yeah, but
Flavortown Bobby
Flav city Bobby. Yeah, please flavor flavor flavor flavor flavor. His name is flavor Flav so you have an app
Yeah, so I have an app called Yuka does it tell you with a bad ingredients? Yes, so like what does it tell you?
I don't trust it. I
Bet it's telling you some shit is good for you. That's not good for you. I don't know
Show me
scan it
So I scan like I don't care which is which is gross. Yeah, really? Yeah, mine doesn't save it
Yeah, mine's cooler. I don't want it to save. Yeah, but what if you need to know about certain things?
So like it tells you how it does up scan history
Oh, you have to sign in or sign up for an account, but I don't do that
This is not an I don't think I said okay for account, but like this tells you like good stuff to do scan it
I've white your can. Oh
Fuck you mean it's already on there dog. Yeah, see it says good then it tells you like
Oh
It gives you like a rating it gives you a rating and then it gives you like additives like it tells you right here
Does it say the same thing in like Bobby's flavor world?
Basically, but just in a different format. Okay, yeah, we're all
Scan the can that's a show title
Scan it's we're fucking on off to a ripping roaring start even though that the first time when I said
Flavortown as way it hit harder. Yeah, well, you're fucking stupid for not being here. What do you mean?
I'm stupid. You're the one that didn't even hit the button. Oh shit. Where's a real director mean?
I don't like this. You're supposed to hit the button. Oh
148
Directing me to like some weird. I don't like that
What do you mean?
I'm trying to find I don't know where I did with my is this good. Does this work? I
Think this should work. Oh shit. Yes, cuz you restarted computer doggy. I hate you Terry
I didn't do anything. I'm innocent to proven guilty, brother. I
Feel like it's so bad way was that even mean that I don't do this at a time
What?
Make sure this is all set up right dude. We
Like that from this angle looks like a penis
Yeah
You like
Just got all the like the good clips from last episode
Idea million dollar billion billion billion dollar idea dude
I don't know what I'm doing in my life. What do you mean? Wait? You're coming up with content like this like this
Is my favorite you should just interject them randomly so then it becomes a talking point instead of person all of them all at once I
Don't blow your load all I have three more. Don't blow your load and then I have some video clips, too
That's fine, but still don't blow your love getting clips with OBS. It's so much better because you can just drag and drop
Not only can I just?
Record what's playing on my screen to get the content
But I can also drag and drop MP4s and audacity for audio for video
I've got like a whole system down for like getting the clip quickly with OBS. Yeah, you sound like you're getting hard for that
Well, it's not soft
I feel like I have to time though it like
What's it? What's you what you make you make some tea have some uh?
Some Dau Ren oh green tea straight up China
Let's talk about it for a minute. Oh
Well folks, we're gonna talk about hold on folks. Can I just tell you about this fucking tea just for a minute?
I'm gonna tell you check it out wait
Wait, so this is the tea. I'm drinking. I'm gonna teach you you're gonna teach me ready to be teached
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be sending you something over via the air drops. Okay
Oh wow, that's the hit it. I'm hitting it, okay?
Dow ren tea organic, so is it really organic?
How do you know it's from China so it could be made in a lab organically?
No, no, there is some shady stuff like China has is known for having lots of tea farms like real tea like
middle of the farms like route in the
Well, it says USDA organic so that must be good, right? It's a good sign
This exceptionally delicate green teacups its name from the famous Dao Ren peak in the
Where's jie jiang jie jiang jie jiang
Jie jiang province of China. I just want to know if you keep saying it doesn't get any better
That's a show title jie jiang
Dao Dao
Dao Dao Ren Ren Park
Provin Provin
That was weird
It was a video it wasn't it was
Goddamnit
Shei shei where's the down re shei jiang
Where's the show Xiao Zhang
Xiao Jing
What this doesn't say a young province Darren peak of China and has a rich and complex history dating back hundreds
Organic Dao Ren is a truly superior tea Terry
Superior truly superior which is carefully hand plucked during the optimal spring harvest to yield a cup
Which has a delicate yet pronounced flavor with soft fruity notes
contains caffeine
It does by how much a
Delectable aroma of soft tannins and fruit and with a palatable and nutty taste
Oh, you know what I like in my tea a nutty taste
You know fill one table teaspoon of tea into a cloth tea bag or a mesh basket or place in your favorite. I have a mesh basket
Chilzang
Ounces of boiling water over the tea in allowed to steep. I never knew it was called steep
Oh, yeah, that's what it's called and then for three to five minutes until your desired length in is reached
I do four minutes. I do like two minutes to three minutes. Let's see
Let's see what I read some reviews. Well, this thing is really interesting because it says Mount by Mount Rose
Herbs and they're all the same thing. This is mountain. This is the company that sells
The actually by through get you get there in Oregon. Okay, this person says no wonder the from Oregon. Oh, can you go back up?
No, yeah, you missed one from Connie Smith my first time or
But Mount Rose teas are always satisfactory
Hannah high quality tea. I
Don't know how to spell Amira Amira Kusala Kusala. This is yummy
D B. It was a DB Cooper. Yes. This is a this is delicate. Oh
Delicate yeah, I can guess yourself delicate. Yeah flavorful tea very much a welcome addition to my collection of teas
He sounds like he's a person that just like sits on his couch and listens to his
music through his record like a record player and just sits there and reads a book and drinks tea
Yeah, happy customer in California. You ain't so happy right now
It's a fan's rather in California this truly is a
Where there's fires is a tiny like a mellow California, huh?
The place where there's fires is a tiny tiny little portion of California. I feel like when I'm reading this I'm in like one of those
like
this poet like
Those
Like you present your poetry to people in front of people
It's like a like a small like bookshop or whatever and there's like 10 15 people in there
And then you go up there and like a poem reading. Yeah, and then people like snap like
That's never seen those things. I
Mean maybe in like a movie. Why do they snap? I don't know. That's me. It's like clapping but not like oh
It's like quieter. It's like snap. Oh, okay. It's good for you. Have you been to these?
No, but I just feel like when I'm reading how do you know about it? I think it was from a movie. Yep, but
That's the time I know about it
But I think that's like what I'm reading right now
It's like this is truly a mellow soft tea, but a sea weedy to as
Wow, you can't read a bit see weedy to which is what I like about it. I like that's not what they said
No, that's what I like about it. I like that about it. Oh, I like it, but maybe not sure it is the best tea for lemons
This is from Sandy Miles. I love this tea. It is not grassy tasting tea
This is from Alan
Byry Berry
Be air
I
Have been drinking Dowred for years. Oh, they didn't it's not right. It's down read. Nope Dowred for years and appreciate mountain rows
Always has it in stock. Thank you. I like how they approved it. They're like, this is verified. This is good and they misspelled
Oh, yeah, all right, we're done. Oh, it's the same guy. No, go back down. He said it again
We're done. This dude every time we order is he hasn't ordered a while apparently because he hasn't comment
I just placed an order for their ginger turmeric tea
You know, you know what why don't I just shout them out? Yeah, because I'm selling fucking
I'm selling tubs out here brother. Yeah, I'm selling buckets. So since I'm telling tubs
I might as well sell tea also. So I order tea loose leaf tea. I call you loose leaf tea
From this place
So fuck this can you give me another one? Yeah, sure
No, no, no, no, I'm selling tubs out here brother. Yo, I'm selling buckets. Yeah, so um, so I order on the big loose leaf tea guy
I like high quality tea and high quality coffee
Damn it. This would have been great if I had it on
I'm gonna do it again, and then you'll be ready this time. I don't know where it is. What are you looking for? I'm loose
Is that on there? Oh?
I don't know that it is on there. I thought it was on here
Read read. I'm reading
Dispestic buttons just read. I thought it I thought it was on here. I
Guess it's not
Why did you want that?
Cuz it cuz you said I'm loose. I'm a loose tea guy. I'm loose. Oh loose leaf tea guy. That's what you said
I'm loose. I lose leaf tea. Oh
I don't know why you just didn't search it. I don't know why you talk sometimes
They're not labeled correctly. I'm loose. Why is yeah, I Terry Terry Terry, you know what?
That's a great question. It doesn't appear correctly when I
Why why but I know when I search it whatever pops up at the top is the actual why why is a great question
I lose a great question under I'm loose great question. What sound effect?
That's funny dude, that's pretty good dream. Oh
I could add it live. I'm not having it live. All right. Um, so I'm a big loose leaf tea guy
I'm loose. So um
so
So I found this
Really high quality yeah, how did you find it just on the internet just searching for high quality
So you were just like randomly going like I really want some loose tea what's some good loose?
So I know I was like what I was like searching for high quality online tea retailers and so this place central Oregon is
a place that's like super high quality has lots of teas and spices and
Like oils and shit, you know, I get central oils. Correct for your essential oils parties for your essential needs
Dude, it's essential instead of using baby oil uses essential oils. So it's good for you. Yep
So I I frequent this company placing orders of high quality loose leaf tea and one of the teas is the one
I'm drinking to a ren to green tea. They have a tea called turmeric ginger
They've been out of stock for like months and months and months. They're finally back in stock out of two pounds two pounds
Yep, you go through it. Trust me. That's a lot of pounds brother. So it's great for this time of year because it like will help
cure sickness because it's got turmeric and ginger in it and it's like got it's good for
Information and ginger is good for like sickness and shit. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway
And it's got like a nice citrusy maybe like an orange peel in there, too
Oh, bro, it is fire. I like where your heads up. I'll make you some when it gets here
I used to I had a ginger turmeric. I take I drink it every single day rat reishi
I think it's a mushroom reishi mushroom. No, it's like a tea brand. I think it was called rashie is
It rashie rashie tea wait, is he on the phone? I think so
reishi tea
It's called RIS hi
tea, I
Thought that reishi was a mushroom. I think it's my sister. He's on the phone. I think it is it is a mushroom
But yeah reishi is a mushroom, but this one's a tea and then I had or the fuck's the tea
Ote type. Oh, here we go. Oh
He's yelling this game real mad
He told me that he was gonna like leave when we were podcasting. Yeah, and I was like, oh, you know
You can be here and now I'm like get the fuck out here
Yeah, this one has this one. Yeah, it's like a ginger turmeric. Hmm. I used to I used to they have them in the bags
No, you don't want bags because bags contain bleach
Dude, I just want you know, I'm a high quality boy Mikey. I just want you know, Terry when I make you cups of coffee
Is it not the best cup of coffee? It is the most delicious when I make you a cup of tea Terry
I'm gonna rock your socks off with that rock my world. I'm gonna rock your fucking world dude. I can't wait until you rock my world
show title
I'm gonna rock my world you rock my world. I'm down with that
So anyway, I'm a big fan of loose leaf teas and high-quality coffees. So anyway, check out mountain roads
So check out mountain rose herbs online mountain herbs mountain rose herbs calm
Check out the teas. I recommend the the oolong for a black tea down Ren for green turmeric ginger
Like it's a dream tea. That's a good term. I looks like turmeric looks like
Like little cinnamon like little shrubbered up like carrots and like looks a penis
Yep from this angle it's like a penis
It does
This look like a penis look up turmeric looks like a penis
You know what I like about the stream deck
What's that like is that I can just go to the clip and I can crank up the volume like this and then it's
From this angle looks like a penis. Now it's saved and now it's saved. I can do it live that fast
Hey, Terry fucking shout out to you brother. Yeah. Yeah, that's your kid. That was your Christmas present. Isn't that cool?
I feel like I feel like the next time I'm here in the next couple like weeks that that thing's gonna get bigger
No, I need to like actually, you know, it is tiny tiny. It's not ideal for this application
This is good for like a couple quick things. Well, like a clips. You really want like a fat boy
That is the family called like the max XL or something. I think it's called big big dingus
But what you can do is like like you're all you this would be really good for
Like if we had two of them and then we can
Whoa
Yeah, it would be like me on my own one and then I can do it on my time and then you can do yours on your time
And but you can just take you when we when we go live
You can just have yours here and plug it into this and then you can and then you can hit buttons
And it'll play through my computer and then I could be like, oh, yeah
Here's my thing that I brought for you and then I press the button and then I'll pop up up there
And then I would like take you someplace well
Oh like link to your like a link to where like a link to where I want
Like a web like a web page or like a oh or like a thing
That's a great idea, but also it's almost just as easy for you to like send me the URL also very true
Yeah, I don't like when they say like they're like this is a this is a
Turmeric ginger
blend of tea and then all of a sudden you go down to the ingredients it's like organic ginger
We're organic turmeric or turmeric root organic licorice root organic lemon grass organic orange peel organic lemon peel
Essential orange and lemon oils. Where's the organic part in that you little bitch
It was from Kansas
Wait, it was no, it's Wisconsin. What's constant looks like a little fucked up thing, right? Why is it okay in it?
Don't me
That's Wisconsin. This is kosher
But that Wisconsin is next to the water that's Wisconsin. I believe so. Yes. Yeah, but why is it came in?
Because it's kosher this is Wisconsin kosher. Do you know what kosher is? Yeah, it's blessed by a rabbi
What's the problem?
Why does it have kosher from Kansas?
It's not Kansas. I mean Wisconsin. This is like a West. No, it's what it's saying is Terry is that it's kosher and made in
Wisconsin. Are you sure are you?
Are you retired not so good moment in your life?
Sure all the time. I just want you to know if you're not so good moment in your life
Come here. We'll give you free entertainment where Terry doesn't know what he's talking about Terry will sound our word
And then Mike has a crack sound. That's not even a quack sound. It is me going
I'm loose. That's what it is and
If you really give me another one give me another if you really want this quack sound
If you really want this quack sound, we'll put it in the description below and you can just download it
Give me another one. It's like a random noise of that. I have a clip for and let's see if it works if I just random noise
Give me a random word. No, give me huge
Huge rain bombs huge
Let's see what we get for huge huge rain bombs
Oh, no, it's not here huge rain bombs another one just a word that you know is a clip. Ah
Shit, I don't know that's a good one good good
Those are images damn no no no this
I brought back in time and talk to yourself who's 20 give yourself good advice go. Oh
Give yourself good advice go. Oh
Stop
That was his biggest problem he was fucking fucking too much
I'm not wrong with that. That's the son want that. Oh
Yeah, the good morning. Yeah, good morning
Start every show with that good morning good morning. Good morning. Oh, wow
Yeah, you have all the audios are right there you be worse Gabriella in it what?
Well joins me now to explain what this new system might look like good morning. Hi. Oh
Yeah, that's where I got all those clips from
I forgot hi
Wait, it's not on here anymore
You know, let's play it. It's not let's just play the whole thing come on. Oh
Yeah
Be worse Gabriella Emmanuel joins me now to explain what this new system might look like good morning. Hi, okay?
What other words I can use give me one smack
Oh smack son there, but I was the mother's gonna be lots of that
Floating
There's too much Terry. Oh here we go. Oh
The isn't this one
This is today. Oh, that's when you last opened it
hit it
I'll show you my whip, yes, I like the high-dose shot. Please I like how I know it
I do believe
There's no audience with Mike and Terry dude, it's kind of interesting to just search words
And just see what comes out of it
Oh, yeah, yeah, go through the day play the expansion we played that like the other episode you did yeah
This is just the speech from drummer. I don't know. It's a minute 45. I'm not playing that
What is this? Don't worry. I'll put the balls on you on my end
That's like on my fairs of all time put the balls on I'll put the balls on you on my head. Yeah, we all
You want it?
It's a good it's good. He you like that. It's a good one man. It's a goodie and can again another 1301 Jimmy
I was mad
I was I was mad when
Not to interrupt it, but I was when when I was reading it finishing my third the third book of holy shit
You're done with the third book. Yeah, damn. Are you cooking out there? I just got the fourth one. Yeah
I've actually like I realized that I have I downloaded the the app on my
My phone can you read on there, too? Yeah, and it syncs up between where you're at
You just happen to have your phone one a little bit and then you go back to the other one and it's live
Yeah, I just have to sync it and then it'll be live
But like so if I go on this you can see all my books. Yeah, and I'm on this one because the fourth one obviously
So Sibola burn
Is that the fourth one Sibola?
Yeah, this is where they go through the ring and they go to that one planet or whatever this
Nutella wait
Yeah, they go to that new planet and then this Alex is not there because he goes back to Mars. No, he's there
That's five. Oh
For they all go to the plan together
Well, then they have the then you don't hear you don't know anything about Bobby until five then
Mm-hmm
Correct
Cuz I'm like, yeah, so you you download it so you can download it and read it off both your things
I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. I didn't I didn't think about that. Yeah, cuz in so what you can go
Boop and then you can start reading it and you have to sync it with the oh after I can't it's free to
Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. This is the first introduction to fill up in dude. It's 22 pages long though. Yeah
The the intro. Yeah, cuz it's a little last screen. No, you got a big boy
Don't you know that well dude? This is a 6.1. You know my 6.1 you my phone
And wait, this is a 6.7 inch screen
Actually, I was right
Captain so captain but oh
Ship sorry, I will stop interrupting about this spoiler alert. I got videos to play
You gotta talk you can go fuck yourself if you if you have watched this show or if you haven't read it
So you can go fuck yourself, but when literally everyone who asks I say like do you want to watch a show?
And I'm like have you seen expanse if no you watch it and if they say I don't know
sci-fi
Fuck you. Yep. Fuck you. Yep
That's why I said to you like I was like I promise if you don't like sci-fi you'll still like it. Yeah, the the thing was is that
There was bull and then you had now you're catching up on the differences. Yeah, and then Michelle paw and then
While in there not a dope ass name you show yeah, you may name my dog that I get a dog show that's a dope ass or son
Michelle come here, Michelle. I know it'd be really weird be like it sounds like Japanese
I know huh miss you
But if you're really weird, they've named my son or my daughter that I was like that was insanely
Racial and you just go like who you talking to and my complexion is not but then the dog runs up the dog runs up
No, then it's no, it's your son. It's my son and he goes yes father
I
Am obedient son yes father
Michelle come here you make sushi for me
Just joking just joking. Oh, but anyways, so like in there bowl
You had bowl and then Michelle paw and then Michelle paw like disappears and you don't know where she goes
after
the invasion of the
Bohemath to stop the reactor or whatever
That was quick though at the end of that it was really fast
It wasn't just like how the book did it yeah, or the show did it it was really fast
And it's like look it was like dragged out for a long time. It was us like
But blah blah blah
We're hiding blah blah blah fight fight fight fight blah blah
I didn't fight fight I got kidnapped or Clarissa help me because I know you have
Biomechanic fuel to destroy everybody's human biomechanic fuel, but anyways, it was just like that and then what what I was really mad about is that?
bull died
I was like what the fuck yeah, you're mad about that I was because here's the thing is how you said it is that
there's a difference between bull and
or a drummer drummer is a combination of bull and
Michelle paw
Yeah drummer in the book is like nothing but in the show drummer is nothing in the books
Yeah, nothing in like she comes in and in like the fifth book where bull comes in in the show
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
Then you have bull in the show, but he's dead, but drummer is big in book seven
Well cuz she's the
The Bohemath person
She not oh no didn't she step down from
Holding was supposed to be something for the ring and then he stepped down and gave it to drummer
Yeah
So in the books the first person who runs the whole thing at the end of the show will be Michio in the behemoth
No
At the end of the sixth season of the show that was start
They start that whole trade council with the belt and the rings and everything. Yeah, now it's Michio paw instead of drummer getting it
It's Michio
But drummers way younger and then like there's a huge time jump and in book seven
Drummer is the runs that whole organization. She runs the OPA
She basically runs the trade organization thing. You'll figure it out. Well, that's what it was in the sick
That's what it was in the show. No, but in the show in the book. It's Michio who starts it
I know when the show it's drum. Yeah, what I'm saying is that drummer was supposed to drummer in the show
It was supposed to be holding holding accepted it and then stepped down. Yeah, and then gave it to
drummer and then
I
Christian was mad. Yeah. All right. Here you go. Anyways
Oh, yeah
This is your captain
Is your ship
This is your moment
You may think that you're scared but you're not
That isn't fear. This is what you broke her like that's your sharpness
Actually, no, this is before that because this is before they even go through the ring. That's just oh, yeah
That's just mag boots. That's your power
That's a third Ashford starts to bang the handle
Nothing in the void is foreign to us
The place we go is
We belong this is no different
This is when you know drummer was gonna be a badass in the show
No one has more right to this
not more
In your lot I'll go through the ring call it that oh
But I'll open it
We are the belt
Did it go?
We are shop and we don't feel fear
Yeah, this moment belongs to us
Every time I opened it
It was a combination of people well, it was already open Miller is she saying Miller?
What does she mean opened it a belted belted crashed into it and died
but never opened it
Because it was already open I
Think she probably just means
Because if you if you look it up like a belter bypassed all like the security and then just crashed into it and died
Is that what happened what is you do you think she means though who like launched arrows into Venus though
Was the belters yeah, yeah
Because well it was the oh yeah, it was kind of like not one person
Yeah, that's what's kind of saying like a combination in this really like all the earth companies that did it because then the thing is it's like
The dude the dude that was doing like a
Like he was going like super fast and then he hit through the I don't know that I'd consider that opening in
He just was the one who realized that you couldn't go in hella fast. Well, that was holding
technically oh
Hold them went in first because holden was escaping from the Ross and auntie went in because that's when
one of the ships
blew up because Clarissa a
Planet a bomb on it to blend holding if the Rossi went through first
Well, because there's more more earth people and Mars people than a belter on that fucking shit
Yeah, cuz Rossi was winning first. I don't think that's what she means. I
Don't know what she means
Yeah, I don't know. I fuck drummer
Did you watch the rocket launches? No cuz they scrubbed one and then I didn't get to watch the the Falcon 9 one because I
Was at work they launched. It's not Falcon 9. It's Starship 7. It's the 7th launch of Starship. Oh
Falcon 9 just another one. I was thinking of
Yeah, I didn't watch this one. It was the other day. They did launch the blue origin one after they scrubbed it
Here you go
Sorry about that
Screen capture your yeah, okay, it's fine. It's
It's good because then I can basically it's downloaded. Yeah, and I can just play it. Yeah, yeah
This is the first launch of my new going cockat already this is Bezos's thing
This is going look at it. Look at it. It's not cocky already went 55 feet, dude. It's only it's going one mile an hour
No, I think it's 55 because that's how tall it is and they'd measuring the tip
Why it's only going one new?
Glen velocity one mile an hour. It's only going one mile an hour
bitch
It's the thing that's
Oh my god, they're excited then it explodes
No, I mean it's orbit on its first attempt. I'm very curious why we always send shit late at night
It's just like the timing of the alignment of I know but it's every time that you should rock it
They did the seventh Starship at like 2 p.m
That's not a night. No
Now passing 18 seconds in the flight the one I got with some lady in the back going. Yes
She's very she's very excited about it
It looks cool like the rocket engine
Well, this lady's really good for her yeah
That's nice
That's the cool thing about nighttime is that you can see the tail of all the all the resources that we have on earth going to waste
What it's so true though, it's like all the resources that you see like you're like, oh, yeah, so cool. That's like
50,000 gallons of fuel or some shit
That we're just burning to go up in the space
But you paid for it. Yeah
I like comment as we build a road to space. I mean that's a good comment next cue, baby
There's like cheering in the background it's like SpaceX but the same for board and where they have like a crowd of their employees
so this is like so this is like a
in
The one show for all of mankind. This is like a
What's the what's the?
That company. Yeah, I don't know. Oh
Helios Helios Helios versus like the other company. I
Don't remember what the other company is. I forgot the other company too
Pretty cool, huh? It's pretty cool
It's pretty cool, right here's the Starship 7 launch. I thought I got more clips than this
Starship
Seven mmm
They sound I thought I had one you're like so just like I thought I had one more clip
I don't know you told me brother to me what happened to it
Those bitches stole it those bitches ain't who's intrigued you know
I want to eat your booty when I lick your tit, but that sounds kind of weird. Sorry. That's not weird
Sorry boys and girls
Yeah, cuz isn't like what's his name that?
The dude that he makes Helios and then he got he got kicked out of Helios
And then he redid it again. He made a new company because he was trying to buy people
What's his name?
What's your name brother? What is your name? I?
Didn't remember there's two companies at all there's there's two companies
Where is it what is TFR stand for temporary flight restriction
You know it else is on a temporary flight restriction so Dougie fucking Starship the FA grounded it because it exploded
Oh really? Yeah, you didn't know this no
All right, let's start with the launch you ready. I'm trying to figure out like these
All right fine that is man. His name is Desmond Desmond is the guy who runs Helios isn't it oh
No
It's not Desmond it's something Dev Dev Dev Dev
Is the guy runs Helios the one that ran Helios?
He got kicked out he was a co-founder of Helios and he like moves to Mars at the end and then he
He becomes a CEO of Helios again because he buys out
He bought out yeah, he goes back in and like buys out the people who had it he takes over the board again
Oh, no, it was like he has a hostile takeover with the wife of the other guy. It was
What's her name?
the
Elena
Alida Alida no she was the engineer, but it was what the wife was she was the it was Alida and Kelly Baldwin Kelly Baldwin
There's not not Kelly Baldwin the mom Kelly is the daughter. No she died in three no, but she helped him retake it over
I thought no it was her it was
Alida and
Kelly oh
That how'd they get the money they?
They found someone that moved from NASA, which was
They got the nervous P guy. Oh
The nervous guy until they they didn't buy it back. They found enough people who own shares
Yeah, and then did a hostile and they did a hostile takeover with the board yeah the board and
Dev because Dev wanted to push there wanted to push Kelly's yeah
research yeah
Are you ready? Yeah, here you go. This is a really cool drone shot of the launch of Starship 7. Oh play 7
Stand by I'm moving it
Watch me hit play watch my little phone. This is my flow you can see it
I gotta figure out a better way to do it
But like I hit record on OBS and then I try to as quickly as I can full screen the video and hit play I
Could edit the video clip in some like video editing software you can
Hmm
Yeah, you could probably do it in movie clip which is that
Movie clip on your is that built-in? Yeah, it's called movie clip
I'm a movie. Yeah
It's I move I think it's I movie but you can I can do like simple editing you can simple edit
All right here. We go movie I
Don't think there's volume on this one. Can't remember maybe there is oh there is oh
Oh, dude, there is volume so I got this this one is such a sick sound effect. Yeah, just it's a drone
Just chilling. All right, we're gonna play it from start to finish. No talking. I love the 30 seconds ready
I'm gonna make it max volume. Yeah, dude
Oh, so sick
And that's sick, wait is this the one that they caught? Yeah, so they caught the first booster and then the second test
Where they tried to catch the booster they had to abort the booster catch and then this one they attempted it again
And I have that too
Here's the booster
We can see the booster coming back Terry loves my flow
You know I was like before I said this I knew what I was about to say and knew it was gonna be great
And I was like literally riding before I spoke
Okay, here we go you're gonna see my flow one more time
This is the booster catch first flight. I love your flow starship
We can see the booster coming back in now through and can I just say yeah
The SpaceX announcer lady is like way better than the Blue Origin lady
The Blue Origin lady just going oh my god. I know the Blue Origin lady was like
The SpaceX lady actually like talks and explains this clue at least it looks that way to us
It's incredible that it basically returns. It looks like a speeding
Just like cigarette
Attempting to wait it's slowing down, but it's going way too fast. I like this part
Coming back to the once again. We are standing by for
To catch the booster
Sometimes when I can't speak the second tower catch
See it 13
It's tilting it's on fire
It's on fire
Well, they caught it again
Okay, okay, that's hot
That's
Wh journeys
I don't remember what happened
That's something they only want to think about
It's the same thing
It's they call mechazilla or something mix it's called giant chopsticks
These are the fins that they can rotate to like change the direction that's pretty it looks like an egg carton
I know right
It looks like great view from the chopstick arms
For that precision landing
Precision they had so they they caught the booster again
But this time they had made like a bunch of upgrades to the actual spaceship portion, okay apparently for this one
Mm-hmm, and it blew up
Like the last six ones it like got to a certain distance
Like the first one member they like blew it up right at the top 100%
But like eventually they started to get it to where it could actually go around the earth and like land in the Indian Ocean
Like they planned and they wanted to do that again with this one, but they had made some update and it got caught fire
So it like blew up over the Caribbean
Have you not seen these pictures? No, there's a there are people in airplanes
Like on flights commercial flights and we're watching what looked like right next to the plane
Like something like a meteor shower basically right next to their airplane. Yeah
There we go. This is a news clip, but I'll show it a cool wonder they like they grounded it
The investigation is yeah, because like you're trying to kill people brother. They weren't trying to kill people
I think they said it's like over the Turks and Cacos Island or something the Caribbean still brother
Space acts
I have an opinion here an opinion just
Have it already in full screen then press play. Why don't you shut but if it's in full screen I?
Can't start the OBS. Yeah, you can no
The screen will be like do you hear yourself Terry?
Do you hear yourself do you understand what I'm trying to throw down dog exactly so you do paid to do
What exactly you get paid to do here?
What is it you get paid to do exactly? I think it's that
What did you get paid to do exactly?
Hey, hold on wrote it down. Do I have that?
What
Is it you get paid to do exactly what what is it you get paid to do exactly exactly so look Terry look
This is an ad but like if I make it full screen now, I can't click OBS you can but then it goes away then go back
Okay
Anyways, let's get back to our
Made-in-show our ship explosion the FAA and officials in Turks and Caicos are investigating
Kacos property damage property debris from that star just a question. Why the islands called Turks and Caicos?
Maybe was owned by the Turks and the Caicos or the Caicos who Kacos ship explosion fell
Geo as our transportation correspondent, of course, you know, I want you to look at this guy's hairline is it K or C
I think it's C like C a I see OS
Is that right?
C.I.C.O.S. That's what I feel like Caicos
That's what I think it is am I right? Yeah. Yeah
Look at this guy's hairline Terry a lot about this
So Jenae the FAA has now grounded
It like comes down in the middle like crazy. Isn't that weird? I think he's he's like receding really bad
No, but he doesn't have a high hairline. No, it's a low hairline. So I don't know
Launches until they investigate what actually caused this explosion. So take a look at this. This was the seventh launch for Starship about eight and a half minutes after
That's cool. That's pretty
That's pretty
Doesn't that look like a scene from the French formers or something. Yeah, it seems like a scene from like a movie like literally
This is what it was. This is just burning burning debris. Yeah, it's the exploded parts of Starship 7
Isn't this cool that is so cool looks like a meteor shower
The cool thing about it is if like if it landed somewhere close
Yeah, you can like pick up maybe pick up something from it
They had a thing where they were saying if you find a piece of what you think is Starship
Please do not touch it call this like hotline number or something. Oh
You touch it
You fucking you fucking touch it. Okay, you fucking touch it and
You like sell it back to those motherfuckers back. You want this shit back? It's like it's mine
It's like no you get it and you don't tell them and then you save it for years and years and years and say and when that you remember
Back in like
2025 it'll be a rare it'll be a rare price price for this is a piece this is a piece of Starship
You can sell to the government for like millions of dollars
Now there are no reports of injuries thank goodness, but the FAA is working with SpaceX and local stories in the Turks and Caicos to confirm reports of
Property damage, so we're watching that the thing is if I have if I this is from a guy on an airplane taking this video you'd
Imagine your plane gets hit with this
Supposedly you did supposedly what they say is that Starship like takes a flight path that makes it like impossible for a tell like hit an airplane
But like after seeing this
I'm like really yeah, the word is the word is a Mike the word is hit
Yeah, you can't hit an airplane, but yet
You what if it explodes?
There's a flight path, but the thing is is like if they have a flight path that they know a plath in a fight plath
Shouldn't excuse me shouldn't there be a
like it
Weird
There be like
Like a no fly zone
Like you can't be within I think that's what it's supposed to look
It's a flight corridor that you're not supposed to fly an airplane in but yet there are no if this I think this airplane was outside the flight
Corridor and then it exploded it was inside the ship would have hit the plane Oh
100% in the aft section leading to that explosion, but that it will conduct a full investigation in coordination with the FAA now
SpaceX also says quote success comes from what we learn and this flight test will help us improve Starship's
Reliability as SpaceX seeks to make life
Multi-planetary now the FAA will wait until this investigation is over before it allows a sex to launch Starship again
But it's important to remember guys Elon Musk does not see this as a failure
Not very woke these days Starship again, but it's important to remember guys
Elon Musk does not see this as a failure he can afford to test and test and test even if that means explosions because from these
Explosions, that's how you catch these you know must is making a gigantic firework. He's just ballin out of control
He's got so much money. He's just blowing shit off in that
tragedy once you put humans on
But
That this is the comment thanks for pointing out the obvious where if you put humans on board people are going to die
But that's what you take you take the risk of getting on this plane or this this fucking gigantic missile to make history
This is her comment like this guy like this is the real estate comment
Judy once you put humans on
There were passengers who saw this from an airplane
She's like but if you're able to take a video this thing on an airplane
How close was this thing to hitting the airplane? What the fuck?
Well, they say that they chose a specific path to avoid and
Sort of avoid any land math. That's what land math. You mean land mass
Mass but it came out as math
But no doubt about it. Oh the Turks know about it. Kekos is two different islands
Kekos Islands and a smaller Turk Islands
Hmm pretty clear you could see it if you didn't know what you were looking at you might be quite alarmed
I'd be fucking like excited. Oh, you know the story is always got a window seat
I just I just thought I thought like if you saw that and then you look to your left or like whether the
The pilot just these just rain bombs
Yeah, be crazy, huh? You just be you just go like we're gonna die
I like everybody's freaking out. There's a scene from Transformers one of the Transformers movies that like
What we're gonna die
Exactly like that we're gonna die no
This there's a scene I'm gonna find it. It's this probably
Yeah, the auto bus this that picture of the SpaceX reminded me of this scene from Transformers
I just want you Harrison Ford was in this. Why am I watching ads?
Yeah
Why am I watching ads
This scene I think it's this one. Yeah, but it has to be like multiple. No, there was a scene. Maybe it's not this one
It's not this one
Well, maybe it is yeah, I think it's this one. Yeah
It comes across the sky
They still show it. I love this movie. Oh hold my hand Shia
As when Megan Fisher is actually making sure is it Megan Fisher?
Who am I thinking Megan Fox Megan Fox Jenna Fisher Jenna?
This is the there was a scene I think from one of the later ones
I felt like they look more like the SpaceX thing where it's like yeah, I like how this and the like
It just hits a bit. This is how I feel
I love how even after 13 years the CGI of the Transformers themselves is still flawless
That's a great point. This original Transformers movie made in 2007 is like still to this day
Some of the best CGI in the fucking movie industry in my opinion. Yeah, it's so good. Keep playing it
You like that?
I just think just ended up like in the music
Oh, it's so so good. Is it by Hans Zimmer? I don't know probably
You know what the Autobots are really bad about saving people. They just crashed into like the fields almost killing people
This guy's a tick-tock influencer. He just runs out with his camera. Yeah, that's first thing
Firstly, isn't tick-tock now shut down? I think it's getting banned in the next couple of days. I thought it was like today
It was doff. Oh, maybe it was
Well, that's what it was Armageddon, that's what it was
Hi, hi Shia. My name is Optimus Prime and I'm your savior of mankind
Oh, sweet. Oh dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance because he is so bold. Asteroid insurance? There's no way that's a thing
What is that?
Something in the tree. No, there's something.
Alright, I'm not watching this whole thing. Um, were we saying tick-tock? I think tick-tock was banned today
A tick-tock ban
Uh
Tick-tock goes dark in the u.s ahead of ban tick-tock stops working as u.s. Band comes into force
Tick-tock ban takes effect and the app goes dark in the u.s
Biden and Trump weigh in as tick-tock threatens to go dark on sunday
So like if you go to the app store and try to download it, I think it's not there. Let's look that was my that was my interpretation
Let me see. I'm not downloading it. I never have same
You're just gonna search for it. Yeah, it's not there anymore
Yeah, see there you go. They they like took it down ahead of the ban official time or something so that they don't fuck it up
Tick-tock says it's restoring service in the u.s. This is an hour ago via the guardian because you know, that's where you get all your sources
Um tick-tock said on sunday that is restoring services in the u.s. After donald trump pledges earlier in the day to give the video app a
Reprieve the supreme court the supreme supposedly the supreme court said that it's banned or upheld the ban
Mm-hmm, which means it's gonna be banned but then like what's interesting is yeah, donald trump said
He wanted it not to be banned or something which is a different than what he thought in the past
Yeah, trump wrote in his truth social that after he truth he truth
Social that's what it says
After taking office on Monday, he would sign the executive order allowing the chinese own video app additional
Time to find a buyer before facing a total shutdown because he wants it sold to the americans
That a u.s. Or an american firm take a 50% ownership stake
By doing this
In quotes
We save tick-tock keep it in good hands and allow it to
say
Say up sink up psych up
Whatever trump said without u.s. Approval there is no tick-tock with our approval
It is worth hundreds of billions of dollars
Maybe even trillions
end quote
Tick-tock stop working in the u.s. For 170 million years late on saturday
Congress 170 million years 170 million users. I know but it sounded um congress passes a law in april amending that it
It's owner
By bite dance either sell it to a non chinese company or face a total shutdown the app chose the shutdown
After the supreme court
Uh rule to upheld the ban on friday uphold
upheld
uphold
uh quote
A law banning tick-tock has been enacted in the u.s.
Stated a pop-up message to us users on tick-tock on saturday night which came as a something of a surprise
Given that the law only required app stores to remove it. Unfortunately, that means you can't use it
You can't use tick-tock for now end quote
So you just can't use it
It just doesn't affect me but i know that a lot of people are freaking out like there's
It's just my box
What?
I can't believe I just said that
58
18
My box
It's something like it's like it's sonic the hedgehog
It's like
Catching a coin or a ring no it's rings rings rings and sonic coins and mario's coin maybe it was coins or rings
It's rings and it's rings and sonic coins and mario but it's not like you're hitting one of them
I'll hit one of them
Yeah, and there's like a lot of people who are like freaking the fuck out about it. It is just who cares
It's because you know why people are freaking out because they had
Tiktok kind of a tiktok shop
Tiktok has
Like a bunch of us to sell merchant shit through it or something and a bunch of people that are employed by them that might lose their job
Oh us people I got that yeah
So it's just like a con it's like a lot of they're gonna sell
To who to mr. Wonderful who's who's that kevin oliri
You know that is the shark tank guy shark he's gonna he's gonna buy that
I think so it's a good investment for him and somebody else mark cuban no
Him and some other person I don't know that I know their name who's buying tiktok. Let's see
I don't know why we're talking about tiktok
Who is going
I just seen I think I saw something recently and that's why I thought about who's going to buy tiktok
Who's going to buy tiktok
Elon Musk could buy Chinese pick to buy tiktok five days ago
He's just on twitter
Doesn't mean he can't buy tiktok and then integrate it
X talk
Oh my god why am I going back to the Guardian again
Says Elon
Mark Zuckerberg should probably buy it
Mark Zuckerberg
He should buy it little fucking lizard man
He's like a maga guy now
Like a trump guy
Shark tanks kevin oliri says he's near deal to buy tiktok
This was two weeks ago
He's just lying I don't think he has the money
billionaire frank mccurt says he's putting together a group
I don't know who that is
Frank mccurt
McCourt
Frank mccourt
Billionaire businessman in real estate
Mongol
What'd I say
It's mogul I think
We don't know who's going to buy who gives a fuck
Real estate mogul
It says Elon might buy it
Yeah but Elon doesn't have enough water to buy it
In reality how much is tiktok worth
Probably more than twitter
How much is tiktok worth
What twitter
Probably more than a hundred billion dollars
Elon bought twitter for 44 bill
Yeah there's no way he's going to afford this
It's more it's more
The valuation variety is depending on whether it includes a proprietary algorithm
Yeah
According to web bush analyst Dave Ives
Tiktok is worth well north of a hundred billion
With the algorithm and potential up to 200 billion in the best case scenario
Without the algorithm the valuation drops to between 40 and 50 bill as January 1st 2025
Tiktok's net worth is reported to be 84 billion dollars
The company bite dance that owns it right now
The chinese company I think they said that they were not going to sell the algorithm
No matter what
So they're just going to sell the name
Think so like that was the thing I think they were like no you can't have the algorithm because that was the thing they know is worth the most
Yeah because it has everybody's fucking information
And the secret sauce and how to get people addicted to tiktok
Well the algorithm
The algorithm is just very easy it's something that if you watch I think it's based on
I'm pretty sure the algorithm is based on
You watch it and send you more shit
Well you watch it and if you watch it like multiple times then it'll
But that's like every social media though
Supposedly tiktok is like an even better algorithm
It's like someone kept sending me dog funny things
Somebody or Instagram Terry
Someone on Instagram someone kept me
And then you open them up and I watch them and I think they're funny
And then I keep watching them again because I swipe
You swipe up and you just get more and more and more and then it just constantly gives you fucking more and more and more
That's all it is it just gives you more and more and more
It says to den the death like a death scroll
Oh my shit's fucked god damn it
Your box is fucked
How'd you get your box fucked up
Somebody fucked it
I gotta figure that out
You gotta figure out your box
From this angle it looks like a penis
Well that's not what I wanted
Ready?
Cause then it will pump water once you flick a switch
It will pump water
In there and it will just shoot guzzling water out the top
The end and it will just shoot guzzling water at the top
Now recently I've been thinking about
Shooting guzzling water
Yeah shooting guzzling waters on my butt
At the top
But think about what?
What?
What's on the dick?
Like pee?
Tip of my dick what do you think?
I don't know what you said
No recently I've been
I've been weighing like
The difference between
Like an electric car and then like my car
At the same time
What do you mean?
Like weighing the difference
Like how much money I spend
On
Like gas maintenance
Versus like an electric car
Where obviously less maintenance
But then
Tires
All you do is tires, brakes
Oh brakes yeah
The only two liquids inside there
There's other liquids inside of it but like
Wusher
Wincher wiper fluid, brake fluid
But like
For instance like
I spend roughly around
You know
I don't want to say how much I spend
On air, I can write it down
But I'm not going to like say how much I spend
So like
You just don't like getting your car's oil changed
I spend
This much on like
My payment so this is payment
And then I spend around
Yeah but you have that on the electric car too
Hear me out
So this is
This is gas and this is electric
Electric
That's what that round
That's per month?
This is per month, this is also
Is that a three?
What do you think that was an eight?
I can't see
And you wrote very poorly
So that's that and then I think I spend around like
I'm just going to say this is on like
That's insurance
In
And then gas
Right
So totaling that
That's like
Math
3
11
7
Sure
Sure and then like
If I get an electric it would probably be around
Say this is just an estimate
Like that's month
If it's an estimate then
That's an estimate
But that's a month
What are you going to do when it burns down
Your electric car doesn't that happen all the time?
How much does it cost
An electricity to charge it
So like I would be saving
No but you didn't put the electricity cost
I don't know how much that would be
But it's like it's maybe like
That's something
$5, $50
$50 a month
Maybe
So 6, 5
Or
These are just estimations
See it's not really like savings
I know that's what I'm saying and then I have to weigh
The like
I'm weighing it so is it worth
I think electric cars really lose their value
To
The thing is is it
Worth
Oh it's expensive
Whereas down you might as well just
The car instead of getting a battery replacement
Yeah or just
Or you do is just go
I think it's like a but that's why they lose their value so fast
Is because the when the battery
Like loses
It's like expensive yeah it's like 20 grand
Once it gets down to that stage it's worth
Like nothing
Not that you don't lose value in gas cars
Kind of quick but I think it's even worse in electric cars
Could be wrong but
I'm looking it up
I mean if you're
Not going long distances
Then electric car kind of makes sense but
Anytime you're going longer distances
I really don't go that far that's what I'm saying
And you should just get like a
Plug-in hybrid that's what I was thinking
Do that because then you get the benefit of both
You really get some
A cost replacing a varieties of bi-mono
But can range from approximately
$12,000 to $22,000
Including labor
Don't they have a plug-in hybrid RAV4
Yeah they have a Prius Prime
Or a Prius
But you don't want a Prius
Well I'm kind of waiting for
Um
The reason why
Get the all-wheel drive hybrid Maverick
The new generation of the Maverick came out
And it's uh
They have now all-wheel drive and hybrid combo
Oh nice
But they don't have the plug-in option yet
I like the plug-in option
So wait until they do the plug-in hybrid all-wheel drive Maverick
And then buy Maverick and we can be Maverick hot boys
Just buy the same car you have
But in the plug-in hybrid version
I'm weighing my options
When you upgrade
I'm weighing my options because like
Is your car fucked? No
So it's perfectly fine
So next time you get a new car
Get the SUV you want
Whether it's the same SUV or different one
In the plug-in hybrid version
And just save and get that version
The reason why I'm thinking of going
Electric I'm just waiting for
The semi-solid state
Uh
Batteries for cars
And they're being produced in like
The next couple of years
Like Toyota's coming out with
Their semi-solid
Uh state batteries
What do they have now? Just lithium-ion batteries
Don't they have like
Iron phosphate?
No it's just lithium-ion batteries
Ah I don't think so
Look it up I'm pretty sure people have
Iron phosphate
Because like even the battery
Like my battery like
Backup thingy magics
It's like a battery backup
There's like lithium-ion which is like the old
And there's now like iron phosphate
Which is like the new high quality shit that lasts longer
I think they have iron phosphate
Is your shit fucked up still?
Yup it looks like that
What is he talking to?
Who's making a sale?
He's not he doesn't have anything today
Iron phosphate battery
Like e-mikers
It's like lithium-ion
phosphate
Oh LFP
I think he really is
He's just talking to people
Lithium-ion phosphate
Let's see Terry
Production efficiency doesn't mean
Lithium-ion phosphate the preferred choice
For many EVs so I'm right
BYD
This is what it tells you
Which ones are there in?
Kias, Mazda
Teslas
Yeah I told you
Lithium-ion phosphate
That's like the best right now
Is lithium-ion phosphate
Right but
The semi
Solid-state batteries
If you have to do like 300 it like doubles it
Like doubles the mileage
I don't believe it
No one thinks that it actually exists
Or is it going to happen
Until it happens I don't believe it
Right but battery technology is too hard
If you wait for
I'm just going to wait for a little bit longer
And by the time I wait for a little bit longer
You know maybe at the time
I can figure
You know
They're going to be crazy expensive
When they first come out
Right now the reason why I was thinking
About doing it is because
Tesla just like
They're coming out with their new model Y
But do you really want a Tesla
Because Teslas like track everything you do
Not everything
They know exactly where you're going
All the time, where you're charging
How much you're charging like it's all stored in their shit
It's all in my phone
I know but like to have it built into your car
It's like fuck you
It's stupid
I'll jail break my Tesla
Then I'll break my car
That's what I don't like about Teslas
Is they're fucking crazy like just spying
Everything you do
Like they save all the data
On all the cameras
It makes sense
But you have cameras inside the car
And outside the car
And all that is stored in Tesla
Forever
I don't know if they keep it on
Everything you do in your car is recorded
They say they don't but they do
They're dirty
They're spying on everybody
I don't like that
Maybe not
Like what I'm saying is not maybe not a Tesla
Maybe some different companies car
But I think that all the electric cars
Are like going that creepy route
Where they just record everything you do
I don't think it's a Tesla specific thing
I think it's just an electric car thing
Maybe
Because like that guy who blew the truck up
In front of Trump Tower
Elon was like yep we know exactly what he was doing
He charged here for this long
And this is how much he charged
And like they just have it all in their servers
It's creepy
Isn't that against like Privacy Act?
Probably I don't know
So then reality like Tesla can get sued by
Yeah
This Elon bro he's fucking buddy buddy with the new president
Right
Monday or Tuesday or whatever it is
Isn't he the
Transportation but like isn't he like some like
Doge Department of Government Efficiency
Yeah
That's not a real thing
Dave Smith's going to the inauguration
He got invited
By Trump? I think maybe by Vivek or somebody
Because he's like buddies with Vivek
Theo Vaughn's going
Of course Dave
Dave was on Theo's podcast and I was listening to it
And they were both like you going he's like yeah I got invited
Dave's kind of blowing up a little bit
He's buying up man
He's about to be like sub-Trump
He's about to be like the new politician
Hell yeah
Shout out to Dave
Can we pause for a minute
Take a mid session break
Is that cool with you Terry?
Are you cool with that?
Yeah I'm cool I'm going to drop a deuce anyway
You're going to drop a deuce I want to make a beverage and I'm going to reset my box
Shout out to the reset boxes
And then we'll back folks and we'll some more great content
Yeah right
Some great content
From this angle it looks like a penis
That's what we're coming back to
Oh yeah
Hey folks we're back
Terry's back he's got beers and bagels and blunts
And cream cheese and five gallon buckets
Hell yeah actually I got my five gallon bucket
Oh yeah
We got to do a follow up on that
So last week Terry was out trying to get a five gallon bucket
I got it
And I made it that time
At Lowe's
And you got a twisty boy
Did they have it in stock?
So I literally walk up to the guy
I walk up to the guy
And I go hey
Is there any aisles
I went to the pain section
I walk in
On the phone
You were asking somebody where the buckets were
So I walked in and I go hey
I was like do you have any five gallon buckets
Anywhere
So the dude just goes
Yeah
On every single end cap
And I go okay
Where's the main aisles
Where's the main area
Is there a certain aisle where a bunch of
Five gallon buckets would be
With lids?
On every single end cap there is a blue bucket
And I go oh but you don't want just like some
Bullshit lowest bucket
You didn't communicate very well
Yeah I didn't communicate
The aisle that I went into
To go talk to this person
Was the same aisle I ended up on
Where the twisty tops were
Cause I didn't save four food
I just had five gallon buckets
And you wanted like the food grade twisty boy
And I found it and I got it
And I have it
And it's in your car
It's in my car right now
It's storing my nasty smelling cleats
Did you sit on it?
Yeah it's comfortable
So you like carry it out onto the field with you?
Yep
I carry a five gallon bucket onto the field
Do people call you a weirdo?
There's like five other people that have buckets
So I thought you were like
I need this bucket
What really happened is you saw somebody else do it first
What I really wanted was
No cause
I had a bag that had my
The things in it and it was a waterproof
It was like a semi waterproof bag
And it was carrying all my stuff
It was just like a drawstring bag
And it's like a rolled top
Yeah
And I was like ooh
I would really like to have a place to sit
Cause there's not a lot of places to sit
I don't want to sit on the ground
Especially in the time of year when it's like dank
Yeah where I don't want to get my ass wet
Any time this is not summer
Oh man my shit's fucked
What'd you do?
You just restarted it didn't you?
Yeah I thought it would fix it
I have this bucket now
It's nice to sit on
You're liking it?
I'm liking it
I found someone's water bottle
Trying to get rid of that water bottle
You found somebody's water bottle
On the field or in the fucking place
Well by all of our stuff
There's someone's water bottle by all of our stuff
And I was like asking everybody that was there
I was like isn't anybody's water bottle
They're like no it's not mine
I'm like okay I'll just put it in my bucket
And then I can put shit in your bucket
And then I can put shit in my bucket
What the fuck is that?
I want to play this for the folks
You know what it sounds like
A paper cutter
That was like paper cutters back in the day
It does and it sounds like a dj scratching a disc
Wait
That sounds terrible
I hate myself
I'm a fucking dj in
Shout out to me dj in
So I was taking a gnarly dooky
Do you want to know a great cleaning tip?
Wipe your ass
Well that
Get a bidet
It will save you so much money on toilet paper
You ever have like a clogged drain
In like the shower or like the sink
A real natural way to
Unclog it is you put baking soda down there
And then pour vinegar in and it goes
And fizzes and it clears it out
My shower drain was starting to drain slower
And so I did that
And then you just rinse it down with hot water
Fucking good as new
Cleaning tip
I'm going to start doing that
It's going to be called Mike's Cleaning Tick Tip Segment
Cleaning Tick
So today's cleaning tip
Was
Baking soda and vinegar
Clear as out of drain
You can do like a cup of baking soda
Get it on there
On the drain
And then about a cup of distilled white vinegar
On to the pile of baking soda
Right in the drain there
It will fizz up like crazy and go into the drain
And blow shit out
And then you let that sit for 5 minutes
Come back later at 5 minutes
And then you put it in the water
Cup cups, 2 cups, 3 cups
Rinse that bitch
We set baby
We going live
Is it working? 100%
Did it shoot up like some funky shit?
No it doesn't shoot it up
It just reacts and fizzes and then like pushes the shit down out of the tubes
If it does any like stuff stuck there
So how is fizz pushing it out
If it's that tough? It's a reaction
So baking soda is like basic
On the pH scale
Have you ever seen this reaction?
No I've seen it
Volcanoes?
Yeah
How about we do it in that best?
Great point right there brother
After we're done recording
You won't be able to hear Terry's reaction on the show
But I'm going to do the tip with him after the show
Show Terry the tip
Give him some tips
The tip
What would I say?
20
I did it in my bathroom
For the shower and the sink
But we can do it in other bathrooms
Yeah let's do it in my bathroom
I did it in the far bathroom
No let's do it in my bathroom
I didn't do it in this bathroom or the kitchen
So we'll do it
We're going to do it
We're going to go home and like want to do it
We're going to go all the way
Tell your friends
Okay
This is fucking wild
Friends
Oh yeah dude
So what I did
Make sure you change your things before you start playing stuff
From this angle it looks like a penis
So what I was going to say was
In between
The last episode and this episode
Basically what I did to get those is
I just went through and clipped these all
And it's so easy
That makes sense
You know what's great Terry
As we go we write down the time and the thing
For our post production
Session
It also allows me to then in between
During the week or whatever
Get those bump
I got clips on clips on clips
I can't believe this
Have you ever
Like thought of like
Ever wanted to get those papers
You know how some podcasts have papers
And they type that
They go like this and go
They're constantly like doing them
Like the late night people
You ever want to do that
What was I going to say
We did the vinegar tip of the day
Not tip of the day but Mike's cleaning tips
So the reason behind
What I was talking about the electric vehicle part
Is that Tesla like slashed their prices for the model Y
Yeah cause no one wants it
No because they're coming out with a newer model
Oh yeah you sent me this
We got to watch this
They're coming out with a newer model so they slashed the prices for their older ones
And they got a new whole new model
To replace the Y
Like a design
To replace the Y
Still the Y but just a better design
Like a different design
What do they call it? The Z
I think it's called Tesla Model Y
It's called like Jupiter or something like that
You can look it up
I'm not going to
It looks almost like
Oh wait we're back
You know what I had to do Terry
It's your box, it's your computer not your box
I'm not doing that one
Tesla Model Y Jupiter
Yeah it's like their new model
Dude if you could live anywhere in the solar system
Jovian system
Pluto
Jupiter
No dude you and me if we were in the expanse world
We'd live in the Jovian system
On like Callisto or some shit
Hell yeah
Yeah so
Is it a thing?
Is this light confirmed? Yeah this is confirmed
Yeah
It's just a different, it's probably
A little bit more sleeker and like the front
The headlight is more sleeker
That's what the front headlight has a light bar now
It has a light bar like
All the other fucking electric cars
Yeah a little bit more curves
I hate light bars
I hate electric cars
I wish they would just all burn in a fire
Just take them all to LA
Yeah I mean
You know what they did basically they made the front end
More like a Porsche front end
I just want you to know that
They basically just copied the front end of a Porsche
Porsche
Mike Mike Mike Mike
Let's see it bigger
I mean it looks less fucking dumb
Yeah it looks more boxy
The Model Y looked like absolute ass
That is the Model Y
The Model Y looked like absolute ass
I like that
This looks less like absolute ass
The only reason why I get the Model Y
No it's not Jupiter it's Model Y Juniper
Oh Juniper
Is it Juniper?
I think so I thought it was Juniper
It says Juniper here
I typed in Jupiter it's Juniper
This one says Juniper
Juniper? Go back out of this one
These names are stupid
I typed Jupiter
This one?
This one? Yeah that one
I think I trust that one more
My server
Oh
Cross out
See that render is a little bit different
Because there's a light bar
That's stupid and gay
I don't care
America's best selling electric SUV now
It's not an SUV
Model X is the SUV
Model Y and Model X are the same thing
Nope
Stupid dumb
The X has the floppy wings
Yeah
New Model Y could deliver an EPA
An EPA estimated rain
Oh okay that was my MPG
It's always EPA
This is a lie
First of all it says could
Second of all this number
Is never real
It's always a lie
It's like in perfect temperature
You know what happens when it gets cold Terry?
Batteries don't fucking work
They just don't work
You lose like half
Like that
Nice
Facelifted model
Designed project Juniper
What's referred to as project Juniper by the internet
Packs comprehensive updates
Across areas making the most
Popular nameplate in the EV world
Even more appealing
Here's what we know about the new
Tesla Model Y so far
It just looks sleeker that's all
That's all it is
Bigger body fender flares
It's the raptor of the
Vessel line
They have the truck
That's cyber truck yeah
But anything with fender flares makes it think of like raptor
What's an active hood
That means it has vents to cool the engine
I know the safety guard on the new Model Y
Is likely an active hood design
Offer improved
Pedestrian safety
At speeds of
19 to 32 miles an hour
The vehicle collides within a pedestrian
The rear of the hood may automatically
Raise by
Wait hold on
First of all also
One big tail light bar is dumb
I hate it
When you hit someone
It automatically brings up the spoiler
So it slows you down
You already fucking hit them
Now cars don't just have features to protect the person in the car in the crash
But they have features to protect the person getting hit
Like what the fuck
That's so crazy
Wait wait wait go back
It raises it
80 millimeters is just 3 inches
And likely if they reduce
The result of an increased space between the hood
And the component under
So what you're saying is
It's like
If a car hits Superman
The car bends around Superman
That's what they're saying
Stupid headlight, stupid tail light
Stupid as fuck interior
I hate Tesla interiors
I'm a hater aren't I
I'm just a big hater
iPad, yep we get it
Stupid
Can you China me
Is this what you want Terry
Model Y Juniper
No
The reason why the newer ones are going
The older ones are going cheap because of this is coming out
And this is coming out in April
Yeah
I don't know
Yeah
I don't know we'll see
I'm just waiting
They're so just
Fucking heavy and stupid
Our cars are heavy and stupid but they're a little bit heavier
Wait go back up
But gas cars work the same in the winter
Estimated range right there
Estimated range
Is 337
So maybe you'll get 250
No the larger ones will get
The long range ones will get a little bit more than the
Yeah if you swap a big batter it'll get longer but
Well the thing is that you don't want
Like I'm not here to
Fucking smash
I'm not here to smash it
Like hit the fucking accelerator
Go 100 miles an hour in like 3 seconds
I'm not trying to do that
If I had one of these that's all I'd do
I would just drive it like a normal car
If I had one of these I would just be punching it all the time
Because guess what
You just go home at night and charge it again
It doesn't matter if you turn up all the fucking battery
True
Like I would do it every single day because
50 miles, 30 miles, 20 miles
So it'll work maybe
And just be fucking slamming it and just
Boosting hard
And crunching to that battery because you get home at night
And you're back full
Fuck it
I mean
Am I wrong? You're not wrong
I'm not wrong
Chinese launch, European launch
Okay great
I was thinking of it something
I want to look at the RAV4 plug
It's called the RAV4 Prime
Cool
If you really want to get wild
Oh look here we go plug in hybrid
Great you were wrong and I'm right
It's called the RAV4 Prime
No it's called RAV4 Plug in Hybrid
I'm right this is the official page
Holy fuck starting at 44
Fuck me
Yeah
So I get why people don't want plug in hybrids
Because they're crazy expensive
Oh this is cheaper than a Tesla
Literally you can get a used
You can get a Tesla
Doesn't this have a really cool look
Oh yeah that's what my car looks like
But this is slightly modified front end probably than yours
Yeah probably
It's probably a little bit sicker
Well it's because it's two toned
That's why it's cooler
So me and me, just me
It's gonna build this car for Terry
9, 8, oh
What did you do?
I almost said my zip code
We can bleep it out anyways
Not that it matters
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Our apologies we're having trouble
Yeah, no you're not having trouble with difficulties
You're discriminating on people who want
Privacy on the internet
I'm sorry I'm getting agitated
When my dad's here I feel like I
Can't be myself and yell
He's on the fucking phone
Bitch
Let's see Terry am I right?
Yep we discriminate against people who want privacy
That's what they say
I'd only get the SCX
Or SXCE
This one? Oh yeah
So we're gonna go build
Actually I don't know
What's the MPG?
Let's go back
Oh crap
Oops
38, 94
So 38
It's also the other one on the other side
Dude 38 is still hella good for an SCV
Yeah
The reason why you get the S
Yeah we're doing that one because you know why you get two tones
So what color do you want?
Not that one no
That's sexy
I would get that one
I would get white
Midnight this is it Terry
I get black soft techs
What are the differences?
I don't know
Oh it's because that's what I have
I have to have my car
Black mixed media
I think it's like
I don't know what that is
I don't know the difference
2.5, 4.0, plug and hybrid
All-Bill Drive
I guess that's the only choice
Yeah all of them are
Easy BT, stupid
Weather Package, rear outport heated seat
What's the premium package?
Additional Charges, what are the details?
You get a 10 inch heads up display
Navigation, hybrid
System
Panoramic glass roof you want that
360 degree overhead view
You want that
It's gonna be like 50 grand
It's gonna be more than 50 grand Terry
It's gonna be way more than 50 grand
I would get all weather liners too
Weather Package?
Yep I would always get that
It's heated leather trim
Steering wheel and rain sensing
You want that?
You already added it
Oh because of the premium package
All weather floor mats
Of course
I have those in my car right now
Cargo tray, you need the cargo tray
I have a cargo tray
I like that
That's what I have in my car right now
I literally have this in my car
Because then you can put your bucket in it
Cargo carpet
No
Whatever
Mug guards
Yeah I'll take the mug guards
First aid kit
I already have first aid kit
It doesn't matter it's $26
It doesn't matter
accessory package
Wheels
Styling
No
Does it just black?
No we're not getting shit like this
Storage
Box
For a fridge freezer
In your trunk
$1600
That's a good brand of medic
This is like camping shit
Oh Terry
I don't need a roof rack
It'll carry your bike
I don't have a bike anymore
I sold it
I hate you
You need to know that Tyler has brought his bike
Multiple times and we've gone riding
And you've not done it once
It's crazy
I don't need a tow hitch
Yeah you do
That's because you wanted one on yours
And you don't have it
This is gonna be like $60 grand
Yeah
$53
Isn't this color sick
This color is so sick
Hold on I wanna look at it first
Fuck
I love these knobby boys
Hey shut up
Literally I have the same thing but I just don't have a knob
Where's the next button
It's right there in the middle of the screen
I couldn't see it it was blending in for black
Oh Terry
You getting hard
Those seats are nice with the red
These are nicer than your seats
Look at those nipple, those booby knobs
View inventory
Where are we gonna get this
It's more
But I don't want these
I want the white one
Whatever they call it, sunlight or moonlight
That's the one
It's more
Because it has other options
View details
What you need to do is go to a dealer and custom order it
You can go to
What do they call it
Wind Chill Pearl
That's so sexy
You know what's cool Terry? The two tone
You're right about the two tone
The black on the top is so sexy
It just makes it really pop
You know what I mean
That side profile with the black really pops
It just doesn't make it seem like an all white car
And the black on the bottom
It's like here on the back looks sick
Yeah that's what my car looks like
Not really but that's literally what it is
Do you like fold down the seats a lot?
No
But you could
You could fit your bike in there if you fold the seats down
I have
To fucking sell it
There you go Terry
No I took Brad's truck
Here's my truck
Here you go Terry
That's only cash down
That's
12,000 do it signing
That's a lease
We want us to purchase
But also
You also get a tax break too
You get like
For you get $7,500
Up to $7,500 for a tax break
For a plug in hybrid
Because it's a hybrid
You got a plug in hybrid
Wait
Where does it say how far it goes on the battery?
That's what I want to know
Let's look this up
It's 302 horsepower
Electricity control continues variable transmission
Where do you think that information would be?
Probably not on this page
You would have to find it
You would have to find
Range
On a
4 prime
You've talked about this but I think it's like
Probably you could just never fill up a guess
And only ever be on the battery
The Toyota RAV4 Prime has an
EPA estimated electric
Only range of 42 miles
So you can almost go to work every day Terry
However
Driving experience
Varies
If you're on the highway Terry
It's going to turn the engine on
Some owners report achieving
Around 43 to 45 miles on a
4-wheel charge
To 54 miles under certain conditions
Factors are such a speed
Acceleration used of
Air conditioning can continually affect the
actual range
I've been driving like a little bitch
Except when you get mad when people cut you off
When somebody is mad when people f**king do stupid sh**
And then you rage
So you could probably like get to and from
Work
I wonder if you could just do it with the hybrid though
A hybrid can do the same thing because it just charges it
From the engine
But then you're going to use more gas
You want to plug in hybrid Terry
That was my goal
You want to plug in hybrid Terry
Plug in hybrid Terry
I kind of want like a 50-50 split though
You want a bigger battery
This is a little bitch battery probably
What is this?
BZ4X
You heard about this?
Yeah, that's the all electric car
Let's talk about something else
That's their all electric car
That's also the Subaru car too
The all electric car
Oh really?
Yeah, they look exactly identical
Because they are the same
Where is it?
We look for it
Where is the electric one?
It's not here
Oh, here we go
4Runner I4S Max
Here it is
The battery EV
Yeah, and then if you go to the Subaru Web site
It's the same concept
I just don't like it
Why are cars so expensive Terry?
Because life is fucking trash
That's why I bought the Maverick
It was like actually affordable
So the plug-in hybrid
You want the plug-in brother?
I'm telling you you want the plug-in
You want to plug me in?
I'll plug you in every day
So
This is what I was saying
You can get
Let's see here
What's up?
Me?
Oh yeah, brother
Long range all wheel drive
That's what you want
So you can get like
You can get a
2002
A 3 year old car
A less than 3 year old car
For a Tesla, the Model Y
For
Oh, there's one myself for like
You want to use electric car though?
I mean this only has 14,000 miles on it
The other one has 30,000 miles on it
Here's the question
How far does an electric car go
Before the battery kind of gets really degraded
Is there like an estimate for that?
I don't know
That's why I was like
Because some of these get degraded and I'm just trying to figure out
So you can buy this car
So this car is like
This car right here
How much is it?
This one 2020 has 114,000 miles on it
Which means it's driven like a lot
You can get it for
$15,000
That's still so much though
$15,000 for an electric car
Yeah, but it's got
How many cycles? How about that?
How many cycles on the battery?
Like charging cycles? That's what really matters
Cause miles on electric cars doesn't matter as much as like
Charging cycles
That's like on an airplane
How many like flight cycles?
And it has full self driving too
So you get it with the car
I don't care about that
Neither do I, but I mean
I don't like blue, I think their blue is gross
I don't like it like white
And maybe gray
I think the full self driving is when they really spy on you
And they have cameras watching you
Yeah, I don't know
You opt into that shit when you do the full self driving
I don't know if I want full self driving
I think it's kind of a scam
But it'd be kind of cool with like long
Driving where you don't have to hold the wheel
You kind of just can just grab it
And let it drive
But then it's like what's the point of doing that
Just tape your hand to the wheel
Or tape
No, no, no, no, tape a little like
Cadaver fake hand
Like a little magician rubber hand
Just tape it to the wheel
They have things that
Censes like temperature and shit?
No, no, they have things that it's called a weight
So like a Tesla weight and you just stick it in like the grooves where your thumbs go
And it tricks it?
It tricks it
It tricks it with just an orange
Oh, but not anymore
But they changed the accuracy
And now they changed like you were saying
With the full self driving
They have cameras everywhere in your car looking at you
Because it's spying on you because it's like
They want to make sure you're like touching the wheel
Because James has one
James has full self driving
And sometimes where he has it on
He was saying like this is what will happen
So he like looked away like over there
And it'll just like beep at him
I don't like that
But I think I'd only get gray and white
Because the gray looks kind of good
The color outside color?
They can get one for like 44,000 miles
For like 26 or 21
Like 21,000 dollars
Just got to leave
I don't want to leave
I think they look ugly
They look ugly though
You're in for the efficiency not the looks
I'm here to reduce
My climate
Impact on the Earth
But even though these batteries that go inside of it
Are terrible for the environment
Should we be climate
Should we revamp our climate influencership?
What do you mean?
I feel like we really have gotten away from it
We haven't really talked about our pledges
To the climate lately
Yeah
It's kind of making me sad
Yeah this is basic autopilot
You get automatic steering
Acceleration and breaking on highways
That's it
That's just normal adaptive cruise control
These fucking people
And then you can get a home charger
Which is like 420 dollars
You want the home charger that
It's a level 2
You get it at 44 miles of range every hour
So you can get fully charged
You don't fully charge all the way up to fucking
Just go like 80 or whatever 90
You just go to 85
What do you have your phone set to?
Yeah
If I'm going to do this
So this one
Why are you talking about it?
I was looking
Seriously
Because you're tired of your car?
No
I just kind of want a different
I know honestly
I kind of want to
Save money
I get that
Buy a Maverick
I kind of don't like the gas part of it.
I'm like tired of.
You don't like going to the gas station?
I mean, I don't mind it.
What is it?
What is the thing you hate more, getting gas,
or having to do oil changes on your engine?
That?
Oil changes?
Yeah.
All the maintenance for an engine?
I just did a maintenance for my car.
Like fluids and shit?
And it was like, it was like.
What all did you get done?
This was like my 60K.
Timing belt?
No, timing belts are.
Water phone?
That's 100K.
You change them every 100K.
I feel like back in the day, you used to have to do a 6N1.
This was like maintenance for like.
This was like.
60K?
This was my 60K and my 40K put together.
But what did they do?
They did like my timing belt.
Not my timing belt.
They checked all my, they tightened all my bolts.
They looked at my brakes.
They changed all my fluids, oil change.
They looked at your brakes?
To validate they're good?
Yeah, to check if they need to.
And they're good?
They're good.
They're all good.
So fluids and like the transmission and shit?
Yep.
They did an alignment.
They like, they do like a deep dive safety check on your car.
I like all the components.
And this one, the 45K was.
What else though?
The PCV valve.
PCV valve, I think.
I think it's called PCV or PVC.
PVC is a type of fucking plastic.
I think that's what it's called.
PCV valve.
Yeah.
OK.
They like, cleaned that out.
Positive crankcase ventilation.
Yeah.
So it's like that shit.
Yeah, but so you wouldn't have bills like that for an electric car?
No.
All you would have to do is replace the brakes.
Brakes, tires, aligners, stuff like that.
Stuff like that.
Which are not that costly.
Tires are like 800 bucks.
I thought like tires on these Teslas were like crazy expensive though.
Well, because people, I think the reason why they're so.
The tires were out quicker, don't they?
I think on electric cars?
No.
Well, I think I heard that.
I think they do because they're heavy.
Yeah.
But let's see.
Hold on.
I'm just going to do this really fast.
But like.
Transmission, you don't have a transmission.
I don't have a transmission.
I get it.
I understand it.
It's mostly just trying to.
I get all the maintenance service stuff is paying sometimes.
But you just got to bake that in.
You got to keep bake that into the situation.
Yeah.
It's trade offs, man.
Yeah.
It's like you want to drive in cold weather.
You want to go far distances.
You can't have an electric car.
You know what I mean?
So you can get like, you can get.
See all weather tires for like 320.
This is on the Schwab.
So you can get for like 320.
Per?
It's fucking expensive.
Yeah.
It's because it's because they what they do is,
is they put foam inside of the tire to reduce the noise.
Oh, really?
That's what they do.
Yeah.
Foam inside the tire.
Inside the tire.
Inside the rubber?
Inside the.
Yeah, look it up.
Really?
Yeah, it's just foam.
Just electric car tire?
Just look up electric car tire foam.
They put it in the rubber.
They put it inside of the tire.
It's just foam.
It's wild.
It's very wild.
What makes EV tires so quiet?
It's just like a weird foam.
Tires with sound comfort are designed with a built-in sound
barrier that acts like an internal sound deadening
cushion.
Our technology applies an open cell polyurethane foam
element to the inner surface of the tire,
reducing vehicle interior noise.
This acoustical barrier reduces air vibrations
and dampens interior noise.
Wow.
Finally, by applying a noise absorbing foam inside the tires,
carcass, cavity noise can be reduced by up to nine
decibels.
Wow.
But I'm pretty sure you could just put regular tires on it
and you could just have that noise.
Why don't all cars have this to make them quieter?
I think they probably do.
Michelin acoustic technology significantly reduces
interior noise.
A custom design polyurethane foam solution muffles,
noise resonance, which allows the drivers and passengers
to benefit fully from hands-free communication devices
while listening to their fatigue.
We're so fucking spoiled with all this shit.
It's like we're just lucky to be able to drive.
Everything is so fancy nowadays.
With these, I'm looking at these used ones on here.
And they mostly have, if I look at this one,
and I go, oh, this one's nice.
And then you go, what I want from Tesla is like,
But already, who's that?
If I ever do get one, it's like, I would want to go in,
be like, hey, I want to trade in my car for your car.
Because they can make money off my car.
You want to trade just straight across from a Tesla?
For a Tesla?
No, like my car for their car.
Not straight across, but it's more of a trade.
You know how you trade in a car?
And then they buy, they tell you,
say you have $15,000 left on your loan,
and then they're like, we'll give you $25,000 for your car.
You get $10,000.
Towards your new car?
Towards the new car.
So that's your trade-in value.
But then Tesla should do the same thing
if you're trying to get people to.
Oh, they should take other brands.
They should take your car.
So they can get you in a Tesla.
Because they want people in Teslas.
You can scrap that thing for a lot of money.
Or you can sell it to another dealership and get money.
Does Tesla do that?
I don't know.
Or do you have to sell it separately and then go buy Tesla?
That's what I'm thinking.
But this one right here, so these used ones they have,
they have these cosmetic thing where it tells you,
it's like cosmetic and mechanical standards.
Every used Tesla has a pass and internal inspection
may undergo or currently undergoing light repairs
to prepare for sale.
Cosmetic imperfections are normal wear interior.
For like that.
So this car that I'm looking at has paint scratches
that measures up to four inches in one direction.
Scuffs and scrapes that measure up to four inches,
multiple directions.
Dense and dings that are less than two inches in diameter.
Rock chips, that was in the exterior.
The interior is wear on upholstery and interior panels
including markings, discoloration, small tears,
and stains up to one inch.
Wear on entry and exit points.
Glass, painting on the windows up to one chip,
one chip less than or equal to a half inch in diameter,
not in the driver's line of sight.
Surface scratches on the driver's line of sight,
not in the line of sight.
What is this, what are these all?
These are just like cosmetic things that they found.
On used Teslas?
On these Teslas that you can just buy for like cheap.
Anyways, we can go away from this.
I get tired of like, oh the electric car shit.
I don't know, I just, I'm okay with that.
I just wish it wasn't so forced.
Like it feels like they're forcing it on people
who don't necessarily want it.
I'm okay with people getting it,
but I just don't like the idea
that they're gonna like force people to do it.
It, towards the later of the year
in the state that we live in, which is Washington.
They canceled the diesel truck ban in California.
Really?
Like I think because Trump's president soon,
like all these liberal states are changing
some of their policies on like EVs
and going back to gas because they know Trump
is not gonna like them just like forcing EVs.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it's a good,
it's like if, like if you don't drive that much
or that much around that much, it's probably a good thing.
You go like short distances to work every day.
I don't really drive that often.
And when I do, it's just like maybe 30 miles a day, if that.
Yeah.
And so like having this would probably work.
Cause I can just,
It's great for certain applications, no doubt.
Yeah.
But I don't know about like long distance.
So basically what you're telling me is that service
you had to do got you all jacked up
about not having to do that again.
Yes.
And it's very valid.
Yeah.
It's a valid concern.
Because the only valid,
the only valid is that when my battery gets to like
towards the like diminish.
And you got to punt the whole car.
Then it's like, well not really.
It's like you're buying another new car essentially.
But you might as well buy a new car
instead of replace the battery.
If they're the same price,
you might as well buy a new car.
Cause then you get a brand new interior.
At that point.
Yeah.
Or you just keep the same car,
but then you can ask for a loan up to this much
instead of buying,
get like a car loan interest rate.
You can get like just a random like.
A low potential or interest rate.
Interest rate just because you bought something for it.
I still think you'd want the new car though.
Cause then you got the fresh all interior and everything.
Everything's new.
If it's the same amount of money.
Yeah.
As long as the industry isn't too crazy.
Yeah. I don't know.
I mean.
It's, it's a, it's interesting.
It's interesting.
That's for fucking sure.
It's going to be a wild ride.
Oh look,
sausages are released.
Yeah. Like I think Trump had some guy
go over to Israel or something.
Like his envoy person.
And like apparently was able to finalize the negotiations
on a ceasefire between Hamas and Israel.
And like Biden saying like,
Oh man, we did that.
We did that man.
And then like put Trump's guy just going over
and made it happen.
Yeah.
I don't man.
It's good.
It's good shit coming out so far.
You got a ceasefire in Gaza
and Trump's not even president yet.
There's a fire in, you know, California.
That's not Trump's fault.
No, it's government.
So hopefully that they stop the new suck.
If it's new suck.
New scum.
Hopefully since they stopped the Israel war,
they can, he can stop the Ukraine Russia thing pretty soon.
Maybe.
We can all be at world peace.
We can all have fun.
We can all have world peace.
And then maybe we can go to Russia again.
Dude, if they open up relations with Russia,
you want to go if like they're US.
Fuck no dude.
No, if the US like becomes friendly
and like everybody's on cool terms
and you can just go there easily.
No.
Come on.
I do not want to go to Russia.
It'd be so cool.
Go see like Moscow.
How beautiful would that be?
Like all the,
Go towards the Kremlin.
Yeah, sure.
All the cool architecture.
What are you talking about?
Terry, I'm saying if US and Russia had like good relations
again and they were like welcomed people to come
from the different countries to visit.
Are you saying?
I'm not saying now I'm saying in a new world when
they were, we were like allies and friendly and shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Then you'd want to go.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're such a bitch.
You don't listen to me.
You fucker.
I hate you.
I don't know.
I have a tough, I have a hard time listening
to a lot of people lately.
What are, what are you most looking forward to
in this upcoming week?
What do you think is going to happen at the inauguration?
You think there's going to be some shenanigans or what?
I think so.
What do you, how about this?
Are your, what's the word?
What are your predictions for what happens?
I, is it on Monday or Tuesday?
Nogrations?
Yeah, is it on Tuesday?
Tuesday?
I think it's probably Tuesday.
I think, I think someone's going to get shot.
Oh my God.
Nogration day.
Not to be like, not to be like a dick or anything,
but someone's going to, it's on the 20th, which is.
So the Monday, tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Or January 21st, if January 20 falls on a Sunday,
which it doesn't.
So it's tomorrow.
Well, tomorrow's MLK day.
So Trump will be, so Trump will be sworn in tomorrow on Monday.
Around noon, the president elect,
so at noon tomorrow, at noon tomorrow.
Well, nine, nine, so nine a.m. tomorrow, our time.
We will have a new president.
So what do you think?
You think someone's going to try to like attack the whole thing?
I think someone's going to shoot someone.
Or try or something.
Yeah.
I think talk working to restore service.
I think, honestly, I believe someone is going to get shot.
Make America again.
Trump speaks at Victory Rally.
Did you hear that the slash?
I don't know.
Did you hear that the people who did the YMCA song?
That's Kid Rock.
Oh, yeah.
This is live?
Yeah, I think so.
On PBS.
Did you hear that the people who did YMCA
are going to go do it live for Trump?
Because that's his theme song at all his rallies.
This is a weird time we live in, though.
It's crazy.
It's a weird fucking life.
Kid Rock's going after it.
The village people.
Yeah, the village people make major John Trump announcement.
Here you go.
Oh my god, dude.
Have made a major announcement.
Oh, fuck you.
Contracast.
In the campaign, President Donald Trump would appear at his rallies
and at some point during the events,
he would break out into his now viral dance moves.
Things got so viral that you even saw high profile athletes
during the signature move whenever they scored points.
The song he always danced to was none other than YMCA
by the village people.
Over the years, we've heard many stories about artists
sending legal notices to the Trump campaign
for the use of their music at their rallies.
Oftentimes, the campaign had obtained licenses
and got permission to use the song.
But the village people have repeatedly received questions
over the years about their decision
to let Trump play their music at the rallies.
And it turns out they were happy that Trump was playing their song.
And now I think anybody would, to be honest,
which yeah, making a major appearance
and President Trump's inauguration
to do a statement revealing the big news earlier today,
writing, we are announcing today that village people have
accepted an invitation from President-elect Trump's campaign
to participate in inaugural activities,
including at least one event with President-elect Trump.
We know this won't make some of you happy to hear.
However, we believe that music is to be performed
without regard to politics.
Our song YMCA is a global anthem that hopefully helps
bring the country together after a tumultuous and divided
campaign for our preferred candidate
lost to the floor.
I don't know.
I think here's the thing is, this is what I think.
Doesn't matter which side or what part you are or whatever
you may be, if you ask someone, it could be the biggest
artist in the world.
I think no matter what, you'd want to do it
because it gives you more publicity for your music.
Correct.
That's what I would think.
But also then, like I said, it doesn't
matter if you're the biggest artist in the world.
If you get invited, you're going to say yes.
And then those people that you thought, like your fans,
are like, oh my god, you're, you know, pro-Trump.
I didn't know you were a Trump fan.
You're like, no, I'm just doing this for the publicity.
But they don't say anything like that.
They just do it because they can't.
But I don't think people like Eminem or Beyonce or people
like that who were like pro-democrat would do it, though.
Probably not, no.
1978.
Well, I'm pretty.
Was this when it came out?
Or that's in this music video.
This is the music video.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
We are going to yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Put yourself off the ground.
I'll say yeah, man.
Because you're in a new town.
There's no need to be unhappy.
Yeah, man.
There's a place you can go.
I'll say yeah, man.
When you're short on your dough, you can't stay there.
This is not correct.
I don't.
I mean, what a one hit wonder, man.
What a one hit.
I understand this is like a classic, but I just don't fully
get it.
What a one hit fucking wonder.
Have you ever actually stopped to think about it?
I know someone who had to do community service at the YMCA.
He started going there regularly afterwards.
That's where he changed his life.
Oh, no.
So a cowboy, a policeman, construction worker, a Native American, a soldier, and a biker
walking to a bar.
YMCA is born.
Still a classic.
Jokes aside, it's actually a great place for people to low on their money or just
oppressed.
Shout out to YMCA for being a good people.
They're not good people.
They take your money, man.
They offer you a service, though.
Yeah, but the service is, you know how much a monthly subscription to the YMCA is?
It's fucking ridiculous.
YMCA, that plans.
Become a member.
I want to pull up some like inauguration news.
Timelapse of a line to enter Trump rally.
Oh, a Capital One arena.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
Is there any news that I can pull up that talks about it?
Memberships, cost of membership.
Why?
Why does it make me do all this?
Why?
Adult, one adult or more adults, $50 to $72 a month.
Oh, which is it?
$72 a month.
For like the all inclusive package?
For everything, yeah.
What is not everything?
To pay more to get like the hot tub or some shit?
No, it's just everything.
That's what you get.
$72 a month.
For like the pool, the pool, every showering, the gym, everything, everything, everything.
There you go.
Trump advance hold rally.
We're proving that the only party that really matters is the one we're happy tonight.
It's been brought.
This is so fucking stupid, dude.
So fucking stupid.
I think they're kind of early in the rally.
So Trump is now, yeah.
I think that's Kid Rock talking.
It is because he's still performing pretty much like every Trump rally is basically just
a kid rock concert with some speakers or probably other artists too that are like pro Trump.
Oh yeah, that's Kid Rock in the middle.
The guy on the right is like, I'm tired of this shit.
Oklahoma.
I like this song.
You really?
Yeah.
This is the song.
It's a good song, but it sounds janky live.
The funny thing about it is like this is the song they played in that ad that I showed
you that Trump ad.
Oh yeah.
Fuck yeah.
America, baby.
Hey, Terry, we're back, baby.
America.
So basically it's a kid rock concert.
And then if you go to like a Democrat rally, it's like an Eminem or a Beyonce concert or
a Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
Everybody has their artists.
Queen B.
Beyonce.
Yeah, you I'd rather have Queen B at my concert.
I'm not a big fan of Beyonce.
Like some music or music.
Who do you like the music of Taylor Swift Beyonce?
I'd go for Eminem maybe because I know he did a combo.
Yeah, he would.
He would fucking rape me.
He'd be wrecking it.
Rape you.
Oh my bad.
Sorry.
How dare you Eminem?
It's a pedal down kind of feel.
I'm going to smack my balls in your face while you eat your cheese.
What?
How did I know you were eating that fucking cheese?
I smelled it from the mile away because it's stinky cheese.
This is the song.
Let me smell your ass.
What?
There's an ad, but why don't you type in kid rock?
That'd probably help you.
Fuck you bitch.
I'm just saying, brother man.
This song.
Yeah, I get it.
You want some sweet southern sugar?
Sweet southern sugar.
Is that the album?
Look.
You know that country music, do you?
No, I don't listen to country music.
I don't listen to country music.
You don't like that song?
That's all right.
You just don't like country music.
That's okay, Terry.
I'm not a big fan.
That's really okay, Terry.
I'm not a big fan.
Oh, wait.
Fuck, we gotta play this before we leave.
Oh yeah, this is a goodie.
This is a series one video.
Here we go, folks.
Can I just get a wassalt?
One wassalt?
And for you?
I think I'm just gonna get a wassalt, too, please.
Just the two wassalt.
Wassalt.
I like how it wasn't bad.
Wassalt.
And they immediately just out the side of the bag.
Wassalt.
What's up?
Wassalt.
What's up?
What do you know about it?
Oh, just a moh-
Why's a wholeup?
Why's a hoge?
Why's hoge?
Why's a hoge?
Why's so hoge?
Why's a hoge?
I understand a while.
I want.
I'm just hoping for the Anita talk.
I just need you.
getting 미국 president for the full way to the city.
why or last day?
Why do you up there?
I'm just a čibra.
Why's ens.
What's, oh, no, It's ​​ Kurdish.
What's you, japan.
I'm just a mouse.
Why?
Yeah.
Cross.
It just reminds me of that.
You ever seen the thing where it's like, it's like the guy does the drop.
It's like a karaoke, but it's terrible.
Look it up. Look up.
What?
What is the song called?
It's Disturbed.
Down with the Sickness.
Yeah.
Karaoke?
Yeah. Type in karaoke like, fail.
It's bad.
I think it's...
Fail!
It's right there.
Top one?
Down with the Sickness Karaoke.
This one?
Third one down, yeah.
It was like three years ago?
Let's see if it gets better.
If it gets better.
Oh, so bad.
Oh, ah, ah, ah.
It's so bad.
The lady recording goes, are you recording?
Are you recording it?
Because the thing is, whoever plays this song, we all know this is coming.
And you can never do it as good.
You can't do it, go, ah, ah, ah.
I can't even do it.
You did it better than he did.
It's a banger.
Oh, wow, God.
We gotta fucking pick this fucking clip.
Let's get it.
Let's let it rip.
Bye-bye.
I love everybody.
Bye-bye.
If you want to buy a Tesla, don't.
You know what you should do?
This is what you should all do.
Fuck Terry.