Hey folks. Oh ding ding. You heard my MacBook Star.
Welcome back to there's no.
The audience.
You know, actually earlier today, I was thinking of a of a word and I was going to say it as
the intro to this episode and I forgot what it was. I was going to say there's no and then
I was not going to say audience. I was going to say that word.
Small dicks.
It was something like it wasn't that, but it was something. It was something along the
lines of.
Yeah, small dick. There's no something and I forgot what I was going to say. God dang
it. There's no darn it. There is no sweaty men.
There's no chicken. There's no more chickens.
I'm going to drive me crazy. I'm never going to remember though.
Rip to me. Rip.
Bro.
What do you mean? You're not going to figure it out. You're going to figure it out like
right after we end the pod.
No.
24.
Excuse me.
This episode is our New Year's Eve episode for the folks that get you all hot and bothered.
This Christmas Eve episode.
That's what I just said. You fucking idiot.
You said New Year's Eve.
I said Christmas Eve.
Yeah, you said New Year's Eve.
Whatever.
I misspoke.
I was like, you know what I meant.
I knew what you meant, but like, you knew what I meant.
That's wild dude. You're dumb.
Why?
Because you just said New Year's Eve.
You know what I mean.
You know, I love you, man.
Hell yeah.
Shout out to the love.
Shout out to the people.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to everybody.
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
You know what?
I hope you...
Oh, I should have started with that.
Shout out to you, Terry.
Shout out to me.
You know, this is the time of the, you know, time in the world where you go spend time with
your fan bam.
Sometimes you love it.
Sometimes you hate it.
You know, just fucking love it.
Just fucking love your family forever, whatever it may be.
I don't know what it is, but you're still trying to figure this out?
I don't know.
It doesn't, like, I'm just going to, for the people listening, I'm just going to play
some of our old podcasts.
Did they have the calendar for 2026?
No, but we can...
Yeah, that should be moving.
Yeah, that bar should be flipping out.
Today is the day of...
Oh, maybe it was like I was fucking with this before you came over and I was like, there's
no audio capture or something like that.
I think that's what it was.
There was something along those lines.
There's no audio capture.
Is that a show title?
That could be...
That's too long.
What's four?
Dude, you're such a bitch, man.
You can do four, but you just can't do more than four.
What the fuck?
And if you have a good three word title, you definitely...
A two or three word is ideal if you have a four and it's a bang or you can do it, but
if it's a...
Space fucks.
No.
Just audio capture?
I'm going to do audio capture.
You can only do those words if it's a banger.
Four, you can only do four words if the title is a banger.
I don't know.
Like kung fu ninja shit.
Kung fu ninja shit.
That's James' meat.
What?
We do have another episode called That's James' Meat.
Skinny ankles.
That's James' meat.
A bag of black beans.
Coblime.
Extra tips together.
It's the hot sauce.
They're all pre-recorded.
I'm the Drizzler.
Oh, I love them Drizzler.
That was a good one.
I love that title.
You just read.
The Dry Bits.
The Goo Goo Gaga bitch.
No, it's just Goo Goo Gaga bitch.
Ow!
Wait, we had a show title called Goo Goo Gaga bitch.
Yeah.
That's kind of long.
But you know why Terry?
Because it's a banger.
It can be long if it's a banger.
You know what we should do is like...
Maybe the next pod we do...
I stopped texting that.
Sorry, go ahead.
Say what you're going to say.
Just say what you're going to say.
Ignore the screen.
Look down.
I think we should stop.
I think New Year's...
So the next one we do, so it would be for New Year's Eve.
We should like...
We should go back and listen to our first podcast.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So bad.
And then just like critique all what we've done wrong.
No, it's such bad quality.
How long is it?
Is it like an hour long or something?
I don't know.
You can look it up on the podverse or any podcasting 2.0 app.
Look at you.
You son of a bitch.
Good segue, right?
I think it's like at least an hour.
I think it was like an hour.
Episode or done.
Yeah, you're like an episode.
The next one is...
This episode is episode 145.
Okay.
It didn't, though.
Oh, now a thunder clap.
Oh, it's an hour and eight minutes.
Oh, yeah, our older ones are like at least an hour long.
Not even number three was 58 minutes.
Yeah, man.
You want to listen to this and like take and pause it at times to comment on it?
Is that what you want to do?
Do you want to do...
You spend a whole day doing that?
I don't want to do that.
You don't want to listen to yourself.
That'd be stupid as fuck.
How is it stupid as fuck?
Some people... Oh, Lord.
What the fuck did I start?
You know, we started our entire podcast with you being a dumbass.
Really?
Listen to this.
What the fuck did I start?
That's the very first thing that we ever said.
The very first thing that we said.
It's so quiet, too.
And we're rolling.
And then I come in with that.
You're going to start it.
We're also in your garage.
And we're recording in Audacity through that other setup.
Yeah, yeah.
Now we have a whole blown setup.
A whole blown setup.
A whole blown up setup.
So here's what we're going to do.
We're going to do however long we decide to go for and then...
It does sound too bad.
We can listen to the entire length.
Whether it's...
This was back when we were peaking, Hela, before we knew to turn it down or...
Yeah.
Half an hour, 45 an hour.
However long we want to go and then we can get a sense of with a longer amount of audio.
Okay, bud.
You see how funny it is?
No.
All right.
I mean, if you want to, I guess.
I mean, it'd be something.
Okay.
We'll talk about it.
We can listen to parts of it.
That's fine.
I don't know where even the good parts are.
There are no good parts.
Spoiler alert.
All right.
There is no good parts.
No good parts.
What were you saying to me?
You texted me when I sent you the picture of Sergio and you're like, I hope Liam Lawson
doesn't get the seat.
And then like five...
And then five minutes later, they gave it to him.
I don't know why they're not...
I don't know why they're not giving...
Isn't that kind of crazy that he's only been in there for half a season?
11 races and he gets a fucking seat.
At Red Bull.
I don't think he's that good.
I hope he fucking crashes.
I was watching lots of...
I just want you to know...
Content.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
And there's... everyone is saying how there's like this huge contingent of people who are
hoping he fails as like a... to spite Red Bull or something.
And I think that's kind of fucked up.
But you just echoed that sentiment and that's kind of fucked up, Terry.
I think...
How dare you?
He's a nice young man who deserves a chance.
Sure.
Good for him.
It's not his fault that fucking Red Bull picked him over Yuki.
Yeah.
He gets to take advantage of it.
Helmet Marco.
No.
He's a racist.
No dude, Helmet Marco was the one who wanted Yuki.
No way.
Yes.
Horner wanted Lawson.
Fucking Helmet Marco was the guy who was trying to push Yuki.
Really?
Yes.
Alright, I love Helmet.
How dare you fucking lot.
You piece of shit.
Calling him a racist when he really wants Yuki in there.
He was a racist though.
He was a racist in Sergio Perez.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And his dad.
You're stupid.
And his dad.
And he's another F1 show in the works that sounds like Daniel Ricardo's Hulu series.
Oh no.
Stop.
F1 please.
Netflix everybody just stop.
There's enough.
Enough already.
Are you excited to watch that Apple movie that's going to come out next year?
Which one?
With Brad Pitt with the Formula One thing.
Yeah, actually.
Did you see that Brad Pitt was driving around, was it Abu Dhabi after the race with like
Leclerc and signs or Leclerc and somebody else in their Ferraris to shoot scenes for
it?
The funny thing about it is too is that.
They've been filming it for fucking years.
This whole year.
I think last year too.
I think it's the most expensive movie ever.
Last year even they were on in the paddocks filming at certain races.
But the funny thing about it too is that it's in that the car that they're driving is a
Formula Two car.
The actors are.
They just like slap body work on it to make it look.
Like a F1.
But it's funny because you think they probably have to have like certain modes like for the
Ferraris and the Red Bulls or whoever they have on the screen to turn down their cars
and down the cars power.
There's I mean they're going to be in the movie though like Leclerc and all them.
Oh yeah.
Let's give publicity for them.
Yeah.
Even with the first happen because probably first happens probably going to be the bad
guy.
But they have they have specific scenes that I was reading about where.
They have like Leclerc like lock up into a corner and then Brad Pitt passing him or
something like that.
Like is it the one where he's in the other Paul record.
I don't know.
We're going to.
All I know is that they were having to tell the F1 drivers who were shooting for it to
like fuck up in specific locations that they normally would never fuck up in and shit like
that.
And I don't think they were they were having to actually act like the cameras are never
like actually showing their faces.
I don't think so they're not really having to act.
I think they were having to do specific fuck ups or maneuvers in certain situations like
over the radio.
They're like all right now you have to lock up here and is like OK that I think that seems
kind of weird.
They'd be really tough because I'd be kind of like a mind fuck to be honest telling them
to go out there and just fuck around and fuck up and go out there.
Go out here.
Hard lockups.
Carlos.
I think you should use your use the like an actual F1 car.
Go out there.
The one that you've been using all season.
I know.
And then go hey lock up here.
Right.
Oh hopefully you don't fucking crash.
Well I don't think I don't think they're going that fast.
No they're going F F two speeds.
I think they're going to probably even go slower than that.
They're just going to make it look like they're hauling ass.
Or isn't it F three car.
I don't know.
I remember.
Let's look at two probably.
What is the movie called.
F1.
Formula one.
Really.
Yeah.
F1 movie.
Yeah.
Apple plus.
It's called F1.
That's what I said.
F1.
So it comes out in theaters but then it goes to Apple plus.
I don't even know.
Afterwards I think.
When does it come out.
Oh yeah Damien Idris.
Isn't that Idris.
Oh yeah I was thinking Idris Alva.
Never mind.
Why is my language in.
It's only including 10 Formula One drivers.
Lewis Max Charles Carlos George Sergio Lando Oscar Fernando Pierre Esteban.
Boutri Nico.
And then Gunther Steiner will appear in there.
Shark Ninja.
What's the name of the team.
Expensify.
Shark Ninja is a shark is a vacuum cleaner and Ninja is one of those blood.
Wait it comes out two days earlier internationally than it does in North America.
What the fuck.
It's going to June 27.
You go see an IMAX.
Is it going to be.
Oh yeah just right there.
Prior to filming.
Pit in Idris.
Tested Formula three and Formula two cars at Paul Ricard.
Idris Alva isn't it.
No.
Why did you say Idris.
His last name is Idris.
Oh.
His name is Damson Idris.
That's the actor.
That's the actor the black guy.
Huh.
Yeah so they're using Pit drove a modified Formula two car with added Formula One Aero package during race weekends but not in the official F1 session.
So yeah so they're using a modified F2 car.
Oh dude.
Do you think it's going to be a decent movie or are they going to fuck up.
Colin Simmer is the movie the music.
Music dude.
That's good.
That's a good sign.
Do you think it's going to be a good movie.
No.
You don't think so.
No because you're going to like it because it's going to show lots of cars driving around.
Yeah.
You think that I think it's going to be great.
I think that here's the thing with about racing movies.
It's Brad Pitt.
Did you ever did you watch at Gran Turismo.
Mm hmm.
That the story was pretty good there.
The acting was pretty good.
I'm just saying as in like when when they shoot a movie like a racing like it's not about the plot or acting so much.
It's not about it's not.
Yeah.
It's not about like.
It's like watching the drive with Chris Hemsworth in the drive.
It's called drive.
I think it was drive.
This one where Nikki Louder.
Oh, where it's called drive.
Did we watch that.
Yeah.
We watched that in Leavenworth.
Yeah.
But that has a story behind it.
Like this one just has a like.
I get the part where the gist of the thing is Sonny Hayes had a crash and then they pull him out of retirement because their team this team has a new driver that needs to have, you know, what do you call it teaching lessons.
That's the F1 plot.
That's the plot of the movie.
The plot of the movie is that.
Okay, here's the premise.
Sonny Hayes, a Formula One driver, which is probably by Brad Pitt, drove a race in the 90s, had a horrible crash, forcing him to retire from Formula One and started racing in other categories.
Yeah.
A Formula One team owner and a friend contacts Hayes and asked him to come out of retirement to mentor rookie prodigy, Josh Pierce from Apex Grand Prix team.
Oh, so Brad Pitt.
That's the plot.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Brad Pitt is coming back to a Formula One team to specifically be a mentor to this new up and coming kid.
Yeah.
Why can't he just be a mentor out of the car?
Why does he have to be at the teammate of the kid?
Did you find a drive?
Yeah, but it's not kind of cheesy.
That's kind of your point though.
But they kind of said come out of retirement to mentor a rookie prodigy.
That's what I was saying.
Like this is like.
Okay.
Now I get it.
I'm going to say the racing might the racing is going to be cool.
It's going to be cool.
The cinematic is going to be dope.
It's going to be cool.
But like the plot probably going to be dumb as fuck.
Okay.
I hear you now.
I didn't know that was the plot.
I had not read the plot at all.
I had just seen the trailer where it was like cool.
Oh, you want to see the trailer?
I mean, I've seen one, but sure.
Do they have a new one?
I don't fucking know because all that I saw in the trailer was just cinematic shots and then like Brad Pitt talking.
I think he goes.
It goes one.
I'm going to drive to pull in the clutch three, five months ago.
Is that the there's no new trailer?
I don't think just this one.
There's a Senna one.
I think.
Okay.
Can you pause it for a second?
Red Bull.
I've seen this trailer.
Can you?
So it's funny.
It's funny.
Mercedes.
I blame McLaren.
I blame Netflix for doing this.
I blame Netflix for for what though?
They did good shit.
Everybody involved in F1.
I get that.
But now it's fucking cringe.
Now it's getting to the point where it's like too much people are making movies about like Netflix making Netflix made
Stratus 5 and then now they just made a movie called Senna and it's like Netflix did.
Yeah, yeah, they just made a movie to come out already.
I don't know if it's out yet, but it's like it's just it's all about.
Yeah, I've seen the trailer.
Eric's and Senna's life.
Yeah, it's out.
It's a television mini series.
Oh, I'd have to get Netflix again to watch it.
Right.
Here you go.
Ooh, she plays in it.
I'm okay with that.
Red Bull Ferrari Mercedes Aston.
I'm a Clarence.
All have a speed on the straights.
Yeah, I can't remember.
It's battling in the turns.
You're right.
Hold on.
Here's a plot.
Here's a plot for the Senate.
If you really want to have it, the series shows Senna's life from the beginning of his racing career and in carding to the ultimate death at the
1994 San Marino Grand Prix.
He clearly emphasizes and a pay to Senna's relationship with his partners and ex-girlfriend.
I cannot pronounce that name.
Ravrily Ravrily with Alan Prost feud with Jean Jean Mary.
I don't know that is either the complex relationships with yeah, whatever.
So it's literally just about his life leading up to his death.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Isn't this cheesy to listen to this all have a speed on the straights.
Our shot is bad.
I'm saying our shot is battling in the corners.
We need to build our car for combat.
How am I supposed to make that safe?
Who said anything about safe?
This is what I'm saying.
It's going to be.
We acting.
We watched this.
The acting might be good.
This is the prodigy kid.
But the plot is going to be fucking trash.
The acting mate might be good might be bad.
The cinematic is going to be undoubtedly fucking amazing.
Yep.
Oh, I mean.
Oh, they got cool scenes from spa.
Wait.
I fucking missed it.
Here you go, Terry.
Max Sergio.
Fernando.
There's a lot of lines.
Why do they have only one?
Really?
At the end?
Where are they not together?
Leclerc and Carlos.
They just like randomly show up for like a quick scene on a race weekend.
These guys and they just stand here for one scene and they film it.
And then it's back to the race weekend.
Is that what it is?
I think it's like they do it like in between the periods of actuals.
Fucking look at Max.
But those are real sponsors though.
Like those are people that paid to be in this fucking movie.
Oh, 100% EA sports.
And then Geico.
And then all that stuff over there like with Red Bull and everybody else's sponsors.
Free advertisement.
Right.
What track is this?
That is Silverstone.
With the spikes?
Yeah, that's the new, yeah, it says it right there.
Where?
Top left corner.
Silverstone.
Oh, up on the window?
Yeah.
It's hard to see.
Oh, stone.
I see stone.
But yeah, okay.
I know it because that's the new.
The new building.
The new pit.
Like those shots in the rain.
This shot from Spice Sick.
But like the shot in the rain with the fucking Red Bull is so cool.
Yeah, there's a love story right there.
He talks to her.
She's on the pit wall.
Is she the?
She's the Hannah.
The strategist or is she the actual team principal you think?
I don't know what was her name?
I don't fucking know.
Well, actually, I can tell you.
There's Carrie Condon.
Nope, not Carrie Condon.
Carrie, look at this.
Look at this.
Watch, wait for it.
Middle finger.
Gunther's center.
Let's see.
Nope.
Nope, it's not her.
Shea.
Nope, it's not Shea.
Nope, not her.
There's going to be a female member on the pit crew who's going to have a decent storyline
because they're showing her a couple different times.
Really?
Yeah.
I bet she's like getting it on with the black guy.
This girl is going to be a reasonably main character.
Watch.
That girl.
They showed her in it before too.
I think she's probably the lead pit person.
I bet.
She's not going to be a nobody.
She's going to be a character.
What it is is that she fucks up several times causing...
Yeah, it's going to be a complication to the story.
She fucks up and learns to get better and then she nails it and they win.
I can write it for them.
Yeah, where they need to have a really good pit stop.
They just flawless and nail it.
No, no, this is what's going to happen.
What's going to happen is she fucks up a couple of times and then they bench her.
And she gets her way back.
And then she continues to learn.
And works hard.
There's a complication of her just out practicing.
And then what will happen is too is that another pit crew gets hurt or something like that.
She gets to come back.
And then you're up.
And then she's like...
You think?
She's going to slow motion to go into the thing where she hits it.
And then we need a two second stop.
And then they're going to make it feel like it's three minutes.
We need a two second stop and they hit like a 1.9.
And everyone's like, yeah.
But that's going to take five minutes.
To do the slow motion of the stop.
How many times do you think they're going to do a pit stop where they do like the F1 drive to survive overhead?
Every single one.
Every single fucking race track.
Probably.
Because you know they have to be in all 24 races.
So we're going to see 24 races in a matter of like three hours.
You think they're going to show scenes?
No.
They filmed like a handful of tracks.
No.
I'm just glad they went to Spa.
That scene from Spa is fucking sick.
Or the thing is that they didn't have...
They have them in certain like...
Like the bigger ones and then they have like race...
Dummy cars just had to get filming and others.
Probably.
Yeah.
How long is the movie?
Yeah, music by Hans.
Checking in some ears. Good boy. Good boy.
Prep Pit F1.
Summer 2025.
Two and a half hours I bet.
That's my call.
Yeah. So if you go like...
Here, go to YouTube again.
Go back.
Scroll down.
Where's the Eirighton Center?
Even before I got into a car.
I already knew I was born to race.
I saw videos of how they made this one.
I know I'm a champion.
Leave it at the time of Brazil.
Monica.
I don't want to interrupt you.
No, no, no, no.
It's always a pleasure to meet you.
Niky Louty?
I think that was actually known as not was actually Niky.
It looked like Niky though.
No, it didn't.
He was old.
Well, he's dead.
Well, he passed away.
Isn't it dangerous to race like that?
The rain puts the cars on the same level.
But not the drivers.
The king of Monica.
Everything is wrong.
The politicians, the media, the drivers.
The car is fracturing in tears.
I think this is ancient.
Brazil.
I'm impressed.
You're a three-time world champion.
Brazil was on the track with me today.
Series.
I bet you five bucks.
This, this Senate is going to be way better than the fucking movie.
Oh, you think?
Yeah.
It's a limited series.
That's what it says.
I like how Netflix has to gloat about it.
I know about Netflix.
About Netflix.
Netflix is one of the world's leading entertainment services with 283 million paid memberships
in over 190 countries enjoying TV series.
I don't know why I'm giving them a free promotion.
Fuck you, Netflix.
Yeah, but Netflix is what introduced you to Formula One.
No.
I found it through, because I just started watching Driver Survive.
You started watching Driver Survive and then one day it came over, just randomly came over.
And I was watching it?
And then you're like, no, no, no.
I was watching the actual race.
You're watching the highlights or something.
You bought F1 subscription.
And then in 2021 or 2022, and then I came over and we were watching Bahrain, which was the first race.
Oh, and then that was the first time you saw it?
And that was the first time I saw it.
And you were like, who's your, like you asked me like, who's your favorite driver so far?
And I was like, that old fuck.
And then Fernando Alonso.
I forgot that you, I went and then we watched it.
And then that was the time when it was like a Rebel 1-2.
It was a Rebel 1-2 and then Sergio fucking, I don't know if they got into a crash or he spun.
He lost like power or something like, no, he lost power.
And then, and then he spun and then there was a yellow flag.
I forgot that that's how you first watched it.
It wasn't until I was getting it that first season and then basically you were introduced by the very first race.
And then like every so often I started coming over to watch him in the morning with you.
And then you finally decided like, made it through the season to buy it or something like that.
And then you did it through the season.
I was like, I'm just going to buy it as well.
So just in case if I don't come over.
Yeah.
And now I have it.
But if you, I think, I think in that first, that 2022 season, that's when Max won his second world.
Yeah.
That was when that wasn't the, that was when he won like a bunch, a bunch.
And then Carlos, Carlos and George.
No, 2022 is when Max won most and the Perez won a couple.
And Carlos won one in 2023 was, was on max one, like all of all of them besides one.
Correct.
And we all knew he wasn't going to win Singapore.
That was the one.
It was all about Singapore was the one that no Perez won a couple in 2023.
No, yeah.
Oh, he won some early ones.
He won like the first, he always wins like the first two and then he dies.
Yeah.
Max won like 19.
I think Sergio is going to go to Cadillac or something.
You think you think he gets back?
He wants to.
I think he goes to a shittier team.
But I think Cadillac is getting, I think they have a, I think they're using the Ferrari engine.
They are.
Isn't that kind of weird?
GM fucking America with a Ferrari engine.
I heard Christian Horner fucking trolling him about that in an interview.
Well, you would think like you think that they would let them use their own.
They don't have one though.
That's the thing.
They don't have their own engine.
They would use it if they had developed their own engine.
I'm scared.
I'm scared for Red Bull to be honest.
They're going to shit the bed.
Well, they have their, they're coming out with their own power unit.
This is their last year with the Honda partner.
And then they're going to have their own power and then it's fully Red Bull in 26.
Yeah.
I'm scared.
If they fucking shit the bed, then it's over.
They're fucked.
Well, I wouldn't say they're fucked.
They're just not going to do well for quite a while.
This will be my team, but like.
Then next, then that's when Max goes to Mercedes.
Mercedes.
Everybody else calls Mercedes.
Mercedes or the Silver Arrows.
Mercedes.
I think if, if next year Max doesn't do well, which actually I'm still, I'm scared of
this, this new designer.
They need to fix the car.
Yeah.
I think Aston Martin is going to do well next year because of newie.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yuki goes to, uh, Yuki goes to, um, uh, Aston Martin.
The problem is who's he going to replace Fernando?
Fernando, Fernando's not going to want to leave.
Stroll maybe.
Strolls can't leave.
Dude, if I was his dad, fuck him, dude.
Last year, um, Liam Lawson, Ferrari's Charles and Lewis.
Last year there were no, I don't approve of that.
Last year there were no changes to the driver lineup.
Now there is.
And this year it's like almost every single team is changing.
I'm scared of Ferrari with Lewis.
Every team except for McLaren and Aston are changing.
It's going to be weird seeing Lewis and fucking red.
Uh huh.
Anyways, so Red Bull next year is Max and, uh, Lawson.
Ferrari is Leclerc and Hamilton.
Uh, McLaren is still the same with Oscar and Piastri.
Wait, that's the same dude.
Um, Lando Norris and Piastri.
Sorry.
What did you say?
I said Piastri and Oscar.
Um, and then Mercedes is George and Kimmy Antonelli.
Are they so strong?
Stroll and Fernando for Aston Martin, even though Stroll fucking sucks.
Thanks, daddy.
Oh, no, this is confirmed now.
Did you not see that?
Is it confirmed?
It is.
It says TBC.
What is his name?
Isaac.
Isaac Ajar.
They're both, they're both, uh, uh, Asian ethnic.
He's, uh, French.
Is he French?
Yeah.
It doesn't sound kind of French.
No, it does not, but he is.
Okay.
And then go back up.
I think what's Haas's, Alcon and, uh, Oliver Bearman.
Oh, I just try to, I'm trying to guess without looking.
Who's with Gasly at Alpine?
Uh, Dewin.
What's his first name?
Jack Dewin.
Who's at, uh, Williams?
Uh, Albin and Science.
Albon.
Who's at Kicks Albert?
Uh, shit, Hulkenberg?
No.
Yeah.
Oh, it's Hulkenberg.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's Hulkenberg and, uh, New Person.
Such as the B.
B?
The last name is such as the B.
Bordeletto.
Bordeletto?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I wouldn't have forgotten that.
He's the Formula 2 winner from last year.
23, I think.
So last year?
Sure.
Cause last year is 2023.
This year is 2024.
Damn, dude.
We're almost close.
It's like two weeks out until fucking the new year and it's 2025.
Who knew, right?
I did.
That's crazy.
I think end of March though, right?
I think this is what's going to happen.
This is my prediction.
I always feel like the F1 season goes on and on forever and I'm like, oh my God, it's
ever going to end.
I didn't know what it ends.
I'm like, oh man, I have no F1 to watch.
And then it's like the off season.
The drawls?
Yeah, but then the off season is kind of short.
What?
It's like my least two favorite months are January and February, I think.
Because like there's nothing going on.
Nobody's doing anything.
December is fine because it's like end of the year and I don't know.
I have a question.
Oh, you know what?
December I like because COD starts for the season.
I have a question.
January, February are my two least favorite months, which is why I like to go to warmer
places those months.
I have a question.
And not stay in fucking shit whole Washington where it's fucking cold and rainy and shit
and sometimes snows.
Fucking cold.
What's your question?
What race do you think was the best race this season?
I was watching Canada.
I think Canada was part of the best race.
There were a few that were really bangers at the time.
And during that weekend, I was like, oh my God, this is amazing.
And I've completely forgotten which ones were the bangers now.
They do have like a season recap if you want to go with it.
A season recap?
Yeah, it's on Formula One TV, which is the, yeah, no, no, to the left.
There you go.
Do I have to log in?
Probably.
It's only in here and not in.
I'm looking right now.
YouTube?
I'm looking at the YouTube part.
Season highlights right here.
Yeah.
I like to go season highlights right here.
Well, I can't.
No, that's all racist season.
That's like the season.
Yeah, I think it's only on there.
Dude, that is the world's longest password.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
And I love it.
I love you.
I love you, man.
Fuck yeah.
Dude, if I could make babies with you, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
I don't want to be your baby mama or baby daddy.
You be the mama.
Okay.
You be my mama.
You be my sugar daddy.
That's gay.
You be my sugar daddy.
No.
Why not?
I don't know.
It seems like a kind of awkward thing to do with another dude.
It's not really my bag.
Okay.
So that's not really what you like.
It's not what I like.
So what do you like, bro?
You fucking like that shit?
You don't know if you like men or women.
Is it long?
10 minutes?
Oh, fuck yeah.
We can just go over and see.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes it only works with one of my VPNs and not the other one.
Why do you have two?
Why don't you suck my...
That's foul language.
Sorry.
Suck my dick?
No.
F1 does not like VPNs.
They block everything from you.
Oh yeah.
You always have to...
Or what I do is I just go on like...
I've changed my...
I'll like change to a different state even and it'll...
Oh, you know what?
Actually, here's what it does.
I think if I go here, it might work.
If it does, I'm doing this for now on.
I can get it to work.
There's a few different locations.
What about Albania?
No, for real.
Try it.
There was a country...
Yeah, Albania.
Where there was Mexico or something.
No, it's Albania.
What do you think?
I think.
Oh, there it went.
I thought there was a country.
It was like Mexico.
There was like a place where I was able to get it to work.
I can't remember what it was.
Companies need to be stopped being dicks.
I know.
And just let them...
Let us be.
It's so crazy.
They're so anti-VPN F1 that even if you're using a VPN and you're watching something
on YouTube from their channel, it blocks you.
Specifically only on their channel on YouTube.
It's insane.
I'm on their YouTube channel right now.
Play a video.
Okay.
Damn.
Yep, read it to the people.
If you go to F1, Formula One, and their YouTube, it says, if you have a VPN, it says,
VPN slash proxy detected.
To continue to turn off your VPN slash proxy, this will allow YouTube to
locate the best content.
That's so fucking stupid, dude.
Because I could play any other video.
I know.
This is what you know.
This is going downhill.
Like, things are going downhill.
It's like, dude.
Just chill.
You have thousands.
You have millions and millions of people that go to your site every day, probably.
I wouldn't say millions.
We'll say hundreds of thousands.
Do you really need to know where everybody is coming from?
At all times.
Yeah, it's fucking annoying.
It's like, just if people go to your site, that's still traffic.
You still have traffic.
Yeah.
God, bro.
It's crazy to me, brother.
It's crazy to me.
Formula One.
Oh, no.
What?
Beneath the speed and spectacle lies a path.
Keep positive.
I didn't know it was going to be like this.
I was going to say two highlights.
I didn't know that we're getting a fucking cinematic fucking F1 movie.
Show it to F1.
They're trying to get into the Netflix game.
Teams.
They're going to try to make their own movie.
They're showing dramatic.
Teams.
They're showing dramatic close-up cinematic views of all the team principals right now,
turning their heads to look at the camera.
Forged with passion.
Easy.
Innovation.
I like how they said innovation when they went to kick salver.
It's about, it's the, like, look at it.
Just go.
It goes, it just goes.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with this wing.
And console themselves and defeat.
Why are you showing Daniel Ricardo, man?
From the scorching deserts of Bahrain.
And your nights of Las Vegas.
No one cares about Vegas.
Yeah, straw.
Vegas was actually a good race.
Wait, that's not a straw.
That's actually Fernando.
Vegas was a good race this year, Terry.
Vegas was a good race.
It's among one of the better races.
Oh, Logan Sargent.
Perez.
That was Yuki.
That was Yuki in Mexico.
Newcomers rose to the challenge.
Coulda been.
And the unimaginable became the.
The fuck?
They're showing, like, brain trauma.
The shot the jiggle of back and forth.
Landon ours.
There were flashes of red even before the lights went out.
The real twist in terms this year.
Words on the asphalt.
Cracks were forming, setting the stage.
I really did not know.
I thought it was just going to be like highlights of like
screeching tires, people saying shit over the video.
They're not just doing that.
They're telling you a cinematic story of like other things.
New we left Red Bull.
I just want you to know that we got his first win.
This is drive to survive in 10 minutes.
Yeah, it really is.
Saying goodbye to Joe and about to return of the Max.
Once again, not really.
Now we're going to go.
The lines go up.
Not really.
Max did not dominate in the beginning.
He did.
Yeah, that's what he was saying.
And so McLaren caught up with her.
I think the only reason why McLaren caught up was the mini BRS.
My name is Anthony Johnson and I'm here with you.
Not good enough for Red Bull.
Apparently.
That was a good one too.
Yeah, Malone.
Yeah.
Jeremy Clarkson.
You think if McLaren didn't fuck up in some races,
they would have won the title.
Yep.
You're not wrong, sir.
One Monza.
He won in a one if Max and have a break.
Well, if Max won, if Max won in Canada,
not Canada, Albert or Australia,
it would have been a little even harder for Landon.
I think if McLaren didn't fuck up a couple of races,
it probably wouldn't even been even closer.
I think it would have probably came down to probably not
be Abu Dhabi and then he won Abu Dhabi.
I wonder when they entered.
I wonder when McLaren introduced the mini BRS.
I don't know.
Miami.
Austin.
The mini DRS.
I say I say Miami.
Oh, when they brought it.
Yeah, I think it was a good one.
I would have had science.
I would have kissed him on the forehead.
I would have got a tattoo.
He's going to get a lot of tattoos.
Fucking George.
Nothing is stupid.
Shit.
Nothing is dumber than his stupid,
winning, dancing.
His little pose.
He goes like he puts his little wings out.
Little dumb dumb.
You can win this, George.
You could be there to pick up the pieces.
God, George.
I got to say, guys.
Hey, guys.
George is so dumb.
You know what?
I fucking hate George Russell.
Among all the drivers.
You know what?
I'm going to say this right now.
You know how I have people that I hate in certain things?
You don't like Sergio Perez.
Yeah, obviously.
But like, you know how I hate people in Cod
or different things?
I hate George Russell.
He's like my least favorite person in F1.
You know how you hate Stroll?
I hate Stroll, too.
But I fucking hate George, too.
Because it's a stupid fucking pose.
Silverstone was a good race.
You know, at the beginning of the time,
I didn't really like Lewis.
No, I love him, man.
No, I love him.
Brilliant from George Russell.
Lewis wins, Spa.
No, George won, Spa.
Disqualified.
Oh, yes, right.
Spa was great.
But wasn't it because of...
He was overweight.
He ran a one-stop and just kept going and going
and held on at the end,
but then had too much shit in his car still.
Was it gas?
I think it was like just...
Tire wear?
The tires or something?
No, he was underweight.
Because he had run so long on the one set of tires
and they had like gone away completely.
That's why it was.
McClaren.
Well, that's...
That was a good drive by George.
Don't give me wrong.
100%! It's not his fault.
Yeah, it is.
He just goes,
can we extend?
Stay out, stay out, stay out.
Come in, come in.
But I do say with George Russell,
he does have really good knowledge of...
Yeah.
Like when...
He's like,
I'm gonna pit right now.
Yeah.
We're gonna pit right now because if we don't,
we are gonna lose like...
Kind of like Saints in that way.
Yeah.
Very, uh,
statistical.
Yeah.
Statistical knowledge.
I didn't know what I meant to say.
I just want to smile.
And then cut my nose.
That's the worst picture I have ever seen.
He's great.
He's young.
Jimmy Butler.
He's very attractive.
I don't do it now.
Yeah, you don't need to say anything.
Incredibly happy to have my first win.
Do it now.
That's also a bad part
because that could have helped him
in the challenge of racing.
Lando Norris wins that championship challenge.
He's ignited.
Then to work.
But still think of Sanctisville.
It's the second time
and McLaren lead the Constructors Championship.
Lenny.
Just use your loud.
Bring this car.
Lando Norris wins by a distance.
Yeah,
but guess what happens in there?
Next one, the world championship in Vegas.
So it didn't matter after that.
What happened?
It was volcanic.
Volcanic!
Wow!
Jesus Christ.
Oh yeah, Max would have won that too.
Or got second one of the two.
Lando Norris, the 10 second penalty.
Then Max gets the 10 second penalty
for running him off the two 10 second penalties.
Oh, that's right.
Max acknowledges that he took it a step too far.
Norris eats into the championship lead.
Verstappen hasn't won a Grand Prix in 11 races.
What is Max going to do?
I could show Albert Park,
but all right, cool.
It's still Albert Park.
Just randomly.
What was that?
I don't remember.
It's because everybody caught up.
That's all it was.
Until Brazil.
Brazil was a good race.
100%.
Brazil was a fucking phenomenal race.
A weekend, a whole weekend.
Good for Alpine too.
Honestly, if Alpine didn't get a 2-3 there.
It gave them a P6 in the championship
basically in one race.
He's done that a lot.
This is absolutely crazy.
I think he's just lucky.
Shut up.
That's hella talent.
He took that back after the season was over.
That comment.
I didn't mean that.
There was an accident.
In Brazil.
There was a yellow flag.
That's when Max picked.
Max got fucked and qualifying.
Lucky in the race.
Shit happens.
You get lucky.
Every time there's a yellow flag that comes out
and McLaren has the option to pit.
They don't.
They just go around again.
While everybody is behind them.
But you're also strict to a delta that you have to go.
And so you get fucked.
So then they suck.
They need to get better.
They need a better team strategist.
They need me.
I would be so good.
I would be terrible.
Simply lovely.
This is so weird.
This guy keeps coming in and narrating.
He's not like a James Earl Jones.
Rest in peace doc.
He's kinda like that.
But he sounds like a James Earl Jones.
Max was back.
This was Formula One turned up to 11.
That's fucking stupid.
That's Sergio Perez's number by the way.
I don't like Vegas at all.
Here's the thing Terry.
Both the first race last year and this year's race was actually kind of good.
You have to give it credit for like it's actual.
The racing is actually pretty good.
I think the racing has gotten closer.
This year was better.
It was way better.
It was a fun race to watch.
There was like lots of overtakes and shit.
It was good.
I liked it.
It was fun.
I'm slowly rewatching them.
24.
That's what that's a good idea.
That's what you do during the off season.
If you're just bored or want to get your fix.
Let's go back to an early race in the season.
It's more like a background noise kind of thing.
Like sometimes I'm watching.
Like I said I was watching Canada before if I was asleep last night.
And I was watching it right before the safety car.
That because of Logan Sargent beached it night and BT parked it in the same spot.
But it was like.
Lando had like a 10 second lead on that was when like Lando was just miles ahead of.
Like for Stappen and George.
And you're like and it happened and it's like.
They had the option to come in to put on like new interns or enter.
Yeah.
Whatever they're called.
Enter.
Tires.
Sure for intermediate.
Intermediate tires.
I should probably just say that.
So not.
Intermediate.
Intermediate tires.
Like.
They had the option to go in and just.
And that's their decision.
They can choose to either stay out and maintain track position or they can come in and they need to get better at that.
And make no make no decisions.
100% yeah.
Champion for the fourth time.
Who won Vegas.
Him.
Claire.
I think it was Claire.
No Lando was like way back there with Max.
Because Max was like five or six and Lando was just one place behind him because that's what clinched Max.
I think it was like it was a Claire's.
It was Ferraris and Mercedes.
I think it was very in Mercedes.
Mercedes.
I can tell you.
I can tell you in a second.
They're they hype this track up way too much.
Which one.
Well, Vegas.
F1 like tries too hard sometimes.
Who are we looking for.
Vegas.
Yeah.
Wait, did Russell win.
Yeah, Russell won.
Ferraris were like two and three or something.
I'm checking right now for you.
Russell won.
Lewis was second.
Carlos got third.
Claire got fourth.
That's right.
Lewis.
It was a Mercedes weekend.
That's right.
Yeah.
Lando got sixth.
Max got fifth.
Yeah.
And Max got his own car.
The podium people had to share a car to go to the Bellagio
afterwards for the ceremony.
And Max got his own car because he was crowned world champion.
What was really funny in that back to that car was really funny in there.
I think Max was like fucking around with the car and then like it was Max and GP.
And he's like fucking fucking pushing back to like and then GP's like, I know he's
like hell excited about the car and shit.
Yeah, they're like, this is nice.
Yeah.
Thanks to you guys.
I think it's always tough for like as much as I've seen like watching Formula One
knowing about its history, it's hard for like drivers to get like, don't get me wrong.
The only two people that are the others only two people, which is Schumacher and Lewis
to have seven.
But it seems like to me after the fourth, it's like, it's really hard to keep it.
Yeah.
Like what Lewis did was like what Lewis and Schumacher did was crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Four is like really hard on its own.
Anything more than four is like impossible.
Yeah.
Because I think like Seb was a good driver, but was only able to get four, but only was,
but I think he should have stayed with Red Bull instead of moving to fucking Ferrari.
Right.
But also the Ferrari car could have wanted to, but like him and Leclerc weren't jiggling
or jiving.
Oh yeah, Max one cutter to Qatar.
Qatar.
Max, Max, Super Max.
Who will we call the champion constructor of the world?
And there's contact between the three Piatri and the Stafford.
The pressure is well and truly on the McLaren of Norris.
We all knew that Ferrari was never going to catch that McLaren.
We did it.
Well, as a team, but as a driver, McLaren's 26 year hiatus.
Damn, 26 years since they last won it.
But Max Bush happened.
Fresh tap it really.
They just said 26 years, 98 somewhere in there.
I thought they won it with.
Oh, they didn't win it with.
Lewis Lewis was just a driver 2008, but they didn't win it as a team.
There you go.
That was not what I was expecting.
That was very sentimental.
It was sentimental, but it was not what I was expecting.
It wasn't like a, I really wanted just to know, like, I think there's another one that's
like funny moments or some shit like that or that shows actual results.
There's another funny moment one on here.
Yeah.
So if you go just go to the like 2024 season tab.
There's like a funny moment, funnies will bucksons in it.
So we know it's going to be great.
If you, if you get first, you win.
That's only two and a half minutes.
That's good.
If you finish first, that means the other 19 drivers finished behind you.
That's for qualifiers.
Yes.
Fuck it.
The wisdom of will buckson.
I think Lawrence looks dressed down compared to normal.
This is just going to be casters.
Maybe.
But bucks is done.
And yeah, he's going to the FAA right there.
There we go.
Right.
What's happened?
Davide, no, he's unplugged it.
No.
We're live, Davide.
No, we're not.
They just troll this guy all day long.
She's like losing it.
No, we are not in Vegas.
I'm not having another panic attack, although we are close to that.
What?
Oh my goodness.
I don't know.
Are you Pierre Gasly fun?
Guys, I'm just going to have to throw about to you because it's really,
really weird here.
Oh, I get it.
The blue man group.
But she's like, are they Pierre because he's on the screen?
Viva Las Vegas.
Oh, I get it.
Is anything going to happen?
Stay there.
You stay there.
Just you wait.
I'll be out on into.
Don't you?
I'm out of here.
See you.
I'm talking.
That sounds like like when he's doing sound checks.
But I'm checking it.
It's a really strong start.
It's a hinge.
Hinge cliff.
No, it's not.
It's not.
That's not...
Is that a hinge cliff?
That's not a hinge cliff.
That's a hinge cliff.
That's Mike.
Don't talk to me till then, okay?
I'm sorry, I'm on air, I'm on air.
That's so mic.
Yeah, let me pull you up on something.
You rated me pretty low on the predictions.
I'm messing with you.
Just putting you on the spot.
You should see his face.
That's so nice.
That's mic.
I thought I was going to show more of the drivers instead of the fucking casters.
I'm really excited.
You're five seconds too late.
Lewis Hamilton out on track.
No.
This is his last race for F1 TV.
They're on a boat.
They're on Montreal.
Yeah, they're in Canada.
You like going on a boat tour or something?
That wasn't funny.
There was some parts.
I guess I should have known because it said F1 live funnies.
I was hoping that it would give me like cooler ones.
You need something just like a compilation someone puts together on YouTube to get the funny driver shit.
Maybe, maybe we can find one.
Funny driver shit?
Can I turn my VPN back on to go on YouTube?
Probably.
The answer is a hundred percent.
2024 F1 moments you may have missed so far.
That was four months ago.
But that's formula one.
So you probably might not be able to do it because it's.
Oh, no, I'm saying an independent person on their own channel, not the formula one.
Click it.
See what happens.
It's not going to do it.
You bitch.
Terry, we know this.
I mean, like this.
Oh, no, that's season and 19 minutes.
Funny and awkward moments.
The funniest moments.
Keep going down.
Oh, from press conferences.
That's good.
No.
Save that.
So like making a new tab or something.
Scroll down.
Is it going to play?
No, I won't play.
I don't play blocked.
It won't play unless you do it.
I'll make you play.
Another four minutes of F1 drives be themselves.
Best F1 moments.
No, I don't want best moments.
Do you know Kim Ilman, the photographer guy?
No, he's cool.
You don't know this guy.
That's so random.
Wait, you don't know this guy?
He's from Australia.
He's a photographer and flies around all the races as a photographer.
And he has a YouTube channel where he does vlogs of him going to the races.
And flying in dole past planes and shit.
He's actually really entertaining.
Got you, got you, got you.
2024, Max Versteppin scored his fourth world title.
And he does shit like this where he'll do recaps of all his experiences and different pictures he got of the drivers and such.
Really?
You don't know Kim Ilman?
Uh-uh.
Man.
Fuck.
That's fucked up, bro.
I just want you to know that Helmut Marco is holding that Red Bull upside down.
Yeah, because he ain't drinking it.
Even though he's one of the creators?
Helmut.
No, was it Helmut Marco or was it Dietrich?
Helmut's just a racing consultant.
In the near words, a racist racing consultant.
Not mine.
Three most disappointing drivers of 24.
I don't think you're going to get it.
All right, just play the other one.
Just play the 20, the press conference one, then.
What's wrong?
Who's that?
Fuck you, say to me, you little shit!
I'm joining us for this first conference.
It's the Hando Norris.
It's the Hando Norris from McLaren, Max Versteppin from Red Bull, Fernando Alonso from Aston Martin, Alex Albon from Williams, Lewis Hamilton from Mercedes,
and we will be joined by Carlos Sainz from Ferrari.
What are your thoughts and feelings?
Good question.
Come on, Carlos.
Oh, that's fucked up!
I've taken your seat from you.
I've pointed at by the lovely gentleman over here, Craig.
Fernando, if you're in the back second row, could you please stand when you ask a question?
Sorry, Julie.
Yeah, perfect.
Question to, hey, how are you doing?
We're going to be six up.
We're missing Charlotte Clant right now, but with us at the moment, we have George Russell, Ian, and Pete Hulk.
We don't know how we fell into that, um, placing the, sorry, I just distracted my child walking.
I don't like the background music.
I like when videos put random shit in there.
What conclusions did you and Ferrari draw?
Well, that, uh...
But, uh...
Um, but...
Um, yeah, um, um, um...
I'll find out.
If you love that show, huh?
I love that, I love when they put stupid shit in there.
Did you reach from Ferrari?
No, no, no!
Yeah, pitstop would have been nice to be a bit faster, but...
So it got a bit spicy between you and Daniel after the checkup play last weekend.
What was going on there?
I've been Daniel, second driver.
It's a bit strange, but it's not just about Red Bull seat.
I hope I...
Head of...
The FIA.
You used to play footy and cricket just meters from where we're sitting now.
Oh, that was actually him.
I stood on it.
Actually, Mark stood on it as well with me.
Where do I start, gentlemen? Check out.
Tomfuck!
You fear the FIA.
I'm afraid that's not what I'm looking for.
Tomfuck!
You feared that this year's car was not going to be one that you were going to enjoy driving too much.
Have you ever realised or is the situation much, much worse?
Thanks for the question.
Any crazy gifts this year?
I saw like a mini, mini, tiny myself, I don't know, with helmet, racing suit.
Maybe myself.
Yeah, um...
You just saw yourself in the mirror.
Maybe, yeah.
It's a very small man.
Actually, the size wasn't like that big.
How big? How big was it?
Yeah, he's literally at me.
And, Yuki, what can the fans expect from you and RB this weekend?
So what was a very strong weekend in Australia?
Playing Japanese music.
Yeah, it was a fight.
As I said at the time, totally caught by surprise.
I was actually looking at the steering wheel making a switch change in the straight, which, you know...
Oh, there's the point where they're thinking that...
I was in Fernando's gearbox and it was sort of too late.
Oh, not that part.
I know that I'm in the, in the wall, so...
Just coincidentally bump into each other in a coffee shop.
Um...
But as a...
It wasn't even his fault!
Everybody, to the...
Oh, shit!
Driver's press conference ahead of the FIA Formula One, that's Chinese Gondola.
Three parts to this session as the majority questions from me at the top.
Then we'll go to the full part.
First up, there's a new member of the family, since we last saw you in Japan.
Um...
Who else, I believe?
Yes.
Um...
A dog.
Yes, a dog.
He joined last Monday.
And he's been great.
You see, petting the dog...
...is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
Conference on the eve of the 2024 FIA Formula One Miami World Tour.
They're gonna dance in the hot tub.
I was gonna do like a mamosa.
Adrian Newey News.
Um, he's a free agent this time next year.
How much would you like to see him join you at Ferrari in 2020?
Very much.
If I was to do a list of people that I'd love to work with, he would...
...absolutely be at the top of it.
I mean...
I don't know, we'll see.
Thank you Lance Faltry, coming to you.
Coming to you now.
Myself, because there was only one practice and the goal of I straight after was for the main race.
So, there's a bit more at stake, as well as with the setup.
I agree.
There's a little bit more at stake.
It just zooms in on the stake.
You both agree?
Okay.
Loose.
Everybody, to the drivers press conference ahead of the 2024 FIA Formula One...
Master of Science cruises Grand Prix Mio Del Made in Italy, Idle Emilia Romagna.
Grand Prix, now, usual format.
How much are 20?
The masters of science.
Two tenths, or is it less than that?
Half second.
I mean, I celebrated appropriately for the occasion.
It's been a while since I've had a chance to do a live show,
but I'm not used to it.
It's been a while since I've had a chance to do a live show.
I've had a chance to do a live show,
but probably away from home in Sao Paulo.
I feel like this is an interrogation.
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I see the point. I think it's...
Hi, I'm Braxton. I'm from New York.
Braxton? It's Braxton.
What is your name?
Hi, I'm Braxton. I'm from New York.
I didn't look that up.
Yeah, I mean, both you gave myself for the factory yesterday.
All very good points.
Driver's press conference ahead of the FIA Formula One Monaco Grand Prix.
I found it by the way.
Instantly.
Go to YouTube.
Max.
This is like I was just going through like YouTube.
Type in swag. What's your name?
Two Gs?
Just one.
It's the first one.
What?
Wait, four?
I like she's saying it's laugh.
FGV, what's your first name?
Bilal.
What?
Yeah, you're a professional. You put a suit on and everything.
Swag.
Swag. What's your name?
Nice.
Oh my God.
Oh John.
I don't want to play this run yet. You just chill.
I need to read.
You.
Man, CS Go funny for fucking like CS2 or CS Go funny to
Hella funny back in the like right now.
Oh my God.
I was being serious.
This guy goes.
Can I bring you in on this? What's it like being a 17 year old coming into this environment?
What is the most intimidating aspect of it?
Come on.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
And we have five drivers with us today.
We have the two Spaniards, the home heroes, Fernando Alonso and Carlos Sainz.
What is the the cork in the bottom?
Why are things taking so long?
Carlos is the cork in the battle.
The next acting day for Italy Spain 2.
Your prediction for tonight.
I think we will win 2-1 with a goal late, late goal.
Same prediction.
Spain will win.
Score for now.
21-3.
If we've got anyone new watching, we have Yuki Sonoda closest to me than Joe Gawain.
Charlotte Claire and Max Verstappen is running a little bit late.
Yeah, that's a bit missed.
Even, even, it was a f***ing...
Yuki, next one, please.
Hello?
Max, welcome.
A bit late for that!
Oh my god.
He was 14 minutes into the press conference.
Really?
Fucking late. I'm done with this video.
That's fine. I have another video I'm gonna send you.
If it opens.
Damn it, it won't open.
All I want to do right now is figure out...
All I want to do is figure out how to take a poo.
Yes I do.
I just want to figure out how to get this shit to work on my screen record, on my audio capture.
Because I mean, once I figure this shit out, bro, I'm gonna be f***ing...
Dude, I want this f***ing work, bro.
Oh, thanks, Keith.
It wasn't loading and then it just all of a sudden loaded.
You know what? I'm surprised you didn't take a shit when you got here.
I took one last... oh, dude.
Oh, fatty.
Bring that out.
I don't want to text it to me.
Hey, brother man.
I took a f***ing shit last night.
You know how sometimes when you take a shit, you get like a 12-inch and then another like 8-inch?
Did we get one of those?
I mean, yeah.
Dude.
All righty.
Buy it up.
Okay, for next?
Can I just say, how many times have we watched this?
A lot.
Come on, boys. That's it.
Great work, Link.
Now we're looking at them.
Now it's happening.
Come on, boys. Let's have a bit of fun.
Yeah, boys. Let's play it up.
Show it out.
Look at the crowd in front of us. Let's go.
Hey, there just... there was an update.
Oh my lord.
Everywhere, bro.
It's you against the world, mate.
Come on.
An update to what?
Heat.
I already did it just now.
It just happened for me.
Yeah, I did it earlier today.
Damn, bro.
I'm on it, bro.
Well, I was on my computer.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
Ultimate shit.
Flash that.
Got one.
Ex-NB, don't shoot me.
Shoot that.
He fucked up.
One hole. One hole.
Sorry.
It's Bane.
Who just joined our channel?
What the fuck's he doing?
I don't know.
It's fine.
What the fuck's in the channel?
Should everyone talk?
It's Bane. It's Bane.
Okay.
There are women here.
We have to kill some of them.
Okay.
I'm a��라고.
Gagin' B.
What'd I say Gagin you say B?
Gagin' Bane.
Linger, Linger.
Linger.
No.
Oh, ho, ho.
Miss Assia Gagin, seminal B.
Gagin B.
Foul one episode.
Gagin, Gagin, Gagin.
Killing boys.
That's when Cloud9 went to get the second.
Alright close it
Are there threat balls only for the commercials or can you actually drink them?
No you can actually drink them
It's fine
Trash up mid, back down mid and far away clean everyone up
Should I push bananas?
Yeah yeah yeah, push it
Push it, push it
Yeah I can, I'm a good boy
Push your girlfriend
That would be good
They are so hot, scripted
Yeah, perfect smoke, I'm just passing
They are going to use a lot of help
I forgot the question about the M3 bias mode
Who said we should do kashé?
These people are so hot
Because you are so hot
What the hell is happening?
What is happening?
They are not fusing, so it's sad
Robin has shown me how to do
What the hell is happening?
Michael Levy
That's so funny
He's going back
Nice, bomb
One more from A, Dennis
One more from A
One more?
If you shoot Dennis, Timo will come back
Good, nothing on the wall
Come on, come on, come on
If you say confirm kill before you kill someone else
Confirm, confirm, confirm
Confirm everyone
Confirm, confirm
Nice confirm, confirmation
I need permission to take out the last two guys
Permission to take three kills
Permission to extract each of the three minutes
We have three kills inbound
I need one more team, I need one more
I repeat myself, I need one more
Please repeat the location
I haven't got the third kill, guys
I'm missing the third kill
I can't get confirmation on the third kill
Confirm, confirm three kills
Confirm, two, three, nine, four
Up to four, zero, zero, one
Confirm in three minutes, extract
This is the service center
We have a situation, 105
The service center
Down in Southampton, I need someone to pick up the call
Who, who, who, who
Over, I need someone to pick up the call, one, zero, one
Over in Southampton
Hello
This is not calling
Hello
Mayday, mayday, mayday
We are sinking, we are sinking
What are you sinking about?
Hello
This is a German coast guard
What are you thinking about?
What about Schraud, he's playing really well recently
Schrod?
No, Pasha, Schraud
Schraud
Is Schrod or Schrod?
SHROD
Schraud
Oh man, the days man
Those days were great
I got a beverage
Yeah, how long do you want to keep going until you want to figure out your bullshit?
Do you want to go for another like 22?
Or do you want to go?
What time do you have to log off again? I forget
I just have to leave here by 45
Oh, we got time
Like 1
We got time
You trying to like do some shit with this?
I want you to set it up and see if it works
Man
I bought Mike a gift for Christmas
I bought him a little steam deck so he can
Stream deck
Stream deck, my bad
Stream deck mini
To set it up
So you can press buttons
Oh, it's 27 minutes, fuck
I hate that
There's a 2 minute one right there by Julian Taylor
This one?
Okay
How to set up your
You went out and got a streaming mini for a gaming area
Which we'll be doing some live streams every once in a while for some gaming
Oh, he unboxed that hella quick
But in general, let's get through the setup pretty easy
Plug it in
Oh, shit
You have to plug it in
Blashing screen, that's because you have a different stream deck
Like write these down
First step, plug it in
Because I already have a stream deck that's plugged into that computer
But we're going over to our new computer
We're gonna go over to the Elgato's website
Download in the link in the description below
Beyond that, we're going through the setup pretty easy
So I do have to download this little software
Yeah, that's what I said
Fuck you
You know what tools you're going to integrate into your stream deck
But generally, YouTube Studios will give us that link to our page directly
I don't even need to watch this
No, you don't
All you need is stream deck
You go to Elgato
Elgato
Stream deck download thing
And it's just a little thing like the roadcast
Or you can just drag shit in
Yeah
Black
So you can have like
BOOM
Is it stream deck black version?
No, it didn't
I swear to God
No, it did not
Black
Why would I lie?
That was...
You just need the software
That's all you need
Downloads
Give me to me, baby
Give me to me, downloads
Wait, is this it?
Capture stream deck
This is what I need
Although girly see it
I'm pretty fly for a white guy
Bam, bam, bam
Just continue without...
Continue with downloading
Dang, dang, dang
Why would I give you my fucking information?
Dang, dang, dang, dang
15 minutes
Although girly see it
I'm pretty fly for a white guy
For a white boy
White guy
I thought he's a white boy
No, it's white guy
Shut up
Look at that
Pretty fly for a white guy
Do you have a bumble boy?
I need some cool, cool
You know what?
Just get the load today
That subject isn't cool
But he thinks it anyway
He may not have a cool in
He may not have style
Everything he likes
Well, he makes up and denies
So don't delay
Get it straight
You know something...
Something shit
You know
I feel to keep it real
Cause you know where
And you know where
You know how when we went to Texas
We had to buy a cord
Cause we needed a USB-A
So I now have in my travel thing
A USB-A mail to a USB-C female
Just in case the car doesn't have a USB-C plug
And that's gonna be in my kit
But I was just thinking
I need the reverse now
I need a USB-A female
Into a USB-C mail
Four cases where I have something like this
Where I just want to stick it in my laptop directly
Oh wait, Terry look
I can't stick it in
I don't have any ports
I'm fucked
No, this one
Oh yeah, I know
I'm just saying like
I'm gonna need a different setup
For the future
You said you're bringing your fucking hubby
Oh yeah, no, I know
Yeah
I know
Yeah
Hey, I know
Yeah
But I don't want to bring it into the night
It's kinda hard just to get along today
I don't want to bring it in today
Because I'm still working
Our subject isn't cool
I'm using it tomorrow
But he thinks it anyway
Oh my god
So many agreements and shit
He may not have a clue in
He may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well, he makes a big deal out
So don't debate
What's the song called Terry?
A player straight
What's it called?
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
It's called Pretty Fly for a white guy
The song is called Pretty Fly for a white guy?
It's called Pretty Fly
And then parentheses
For a white guy
For you, no way
So don't rate
Just overcompensate
At least that you know you can get it
Always go on Ricky Lake
The offspring?
Yeah
Just skip it
No, this is good
I just listen to the song all the time
You know the girlie singing
Pretty Fly for a white guy
There's too many buttons here Terry
Yeah, because you haven't put
your shit in them
Anyways
Are you gonna use this?
Are you using it right now?
I'm using it right now
This episode is so jank
I need a better setup
Your hub will come in here
Oh wait
No
Fuck
You know I thought
Everything you grab
It keeps going down like
Woo
And then you go
I thought I had a dongle like this
That had a USB in it
He needs some cool tunes in it
Terry I can't find it
But they didn't have a cube
So he bought vanilla ice
Now cruise in and his pento
He sees homies as he pass
But if he thinks twice he's got
Oh if he looks twice he's gonna
Kick his lily ass
What should I do?
I think what you should do is
Look afterward
We should
If you feel like you want to end this
Because it seems like you're
Conjuring on something else
At the moment in time
I don't have any other topics
To discuss it
We can just end it
Okay
Let's just end it
And then
I can help you figure out
Your bullshit that's going on
Let's do that
And then after that
We can have sex for like five minutes
And then I gotta go
Okay
That sound cool?
Yeah
I'll probably like prematurely
Ejaculate but
I hate it
For five minutes
That's the show title
I mean that's how long people
Listen to the show anyways
For like five minutes
And then they turn it off
Because I like these fucking assholes
You can go fuck themselves
I just want you to know everybody
Yeah it sounds like Mike
Weirdly wants to end it
Because he has something on his mind
No I can go
I just don't necessarily
Unless you want to talk about bullshit
What do you want to do?
Like trips and shit
And like food places
I haven't got any food recommendations yet
I've been asking people
What they've been saying
They don't have any
You know what I was at the brewery
Yeah
Yesterday
The one that starts with a V
In the town down there
Up the little staircase
Got you
I had to think about it
And we were sitting out
Outside drinking a beverage
Was this like you and your friends?
My dad and my sister
Okay
And they have a little like
Propane fire thingy
With rocks now outside
I actually sit around it
It's still in the same spot
The brewery
Yeah
Okay
But like a lady and a man came
And sat down after a while out there
And we were like bullshitting about shit
And he was like
Trying to get us to talk about
Like conspiracies and shit
Oh dude that would have been my guy
Yeah
He was just like
What do you think about the drones
And I'm like
I didn't even know anything about that
And I was like listen man
I literally don't know anything
And I've been deliberately not looking at it
And all I've heard is what I heard on like
Joe Rogan like yesterday
I've not been paying attention
I don't know anything about this secret ground
Supposedly they came out of the water
And then flew over New Jersey
But they came out of the water in the Atlantic Ocean
Flew inland
Over New Jersey
And they can hover for five hours straight
And the conspiracy is either it's aliens
Or the Chinese
Or it's the government
The US government
Like having these advanced drones
That nobody knows about
To look for like radioactive material
That like escaped on some nuclear facility
And there's like a bomb out on the loose
They're trying to find or something
Isn't it?
Those
Terry those are the theories that I've heard
I haven't looked into it
You know it's really
And then you know what
You're gonna love this
Oh yeah yeah yeah
And then you're gonna love this
And then the guy goes
He goes
So I've got this buddy right
And he was over there day
And he
Doesn't think we landed on the moon
And I'm like
Oh no
I swear to God dude
I swear to God
I don't think we landed on the moon
And I was like
You know it's interesting that you say that
I don't think we landed on the moon
I find myself as somewhat of a skeptic as well
You know
You don't say
That's the funniest thing
And he goes into talking about like
The video
The shadow is this way
And that way
That doesn't make any sense
The flag
And the person
This sound doesn't work that way
He's all getting into it
Anyway
I think the funny thing about it is
Is the drone thing
I don't know anything about it
You can keep coming
I will fucking rip you up
I will rub you down
Oh dude we're spread
I'll rub you down
You're spread
Spread eagle
I'll rub you down
I like that I rub you down
Rub you down
Wow we're coming in hot
I think
Okay so
I think it's funny to me when this drone comes
First of it
Obviously everybody's first like
Reasoning for it is like
It's gotta be aliens
No it doesn't have to be aliens
But most people are gonna be like
It's aliens
That's always on deck
Yeah
And then the second one
For any
For some strange reason
It just goes
It's definitely the Chinese
Attacking us
Yeah it's just
It's Chinese people
It's like when they shot the fucking
Hot air balloon
Yeah
It's the Chinese
It was though
It was the Chinese air balloon
Yeah the other thing I heard is
Like it's the North Koreans or something
Like just I don't know man
The answer is probably
It's just like
US drones
I don't know
Like that's the most obvious answer
Did it come out of
Like what
Does this show a video of it coming out of the water
People are saying that they came out of the water
Flew inland
And then went back out into the water
It's like what
Is it on some submarine
Like docked on sub-summery
Now in the Atlantic
And they fly in to look at it
What if it was like a company
If it was China, North Korea
Or a different country
We would have shot them down
That's the part I don't get
What I'm saying is
We would have shot them down
What I'm saying is
What if it was just like
A company
Or the US or something
Testing
Testing something
Testing a technology
Testing a
A submergeable drone
That can shoot from the water
And come out
And then hover
And then come back into the water
Here's the thing though
Why would they test something like that
Over New Jersey
A highly populated area
That's a thing though
If it was a test
Unless they wanted people to know about the test
You'd think they would test in some remote area
Away from people
What's in New Jersey
Lots of towns and people
Especially on the coast
Anything like
Military bases and stuff like that
I don't know
Trump's golf course
Trump has a thing there
Really?
Yeah
Oops
That was me
I don't really have anything to say on these topics
I just thought I'd mention that
No, I get it
There's something else in that conversation
That was going wild
Moon landing
Well
Or no, in the drone thing
They
Supposedly hover for five hours
No drone can hover for five hours
And apparently there's no heat
Signature either on the drone
So what drone can hover for five hours
With no heat signature
An electric motor running off batteries
Has a heat signature
Wood magnets
AT gravity propulsion
Yeah
Top secret shit, brother
I don't know, man
I just think it's crazy that like
It's an airplane
Fucking out
It's an airplane?
I didn't see
Wanna look up a pulp of video here?
I guess
I don't really want to
Drones
Drones over New Jersey
That sounds like a song
Bombs over Baghdad
That's a good song
We should end on that
Bombs over Baghdad
FBI's new urgent warning
About drone sighting
And just go to that one
I don't give a fuck
It's five minutes
It's two minutes
I don't give a fuck
Well an urgent warning from the FBI
And state police about all those drones
Spotted in New Jersey
They're urging the public
Do not shine the laser pointers at them
After several incidents of plane
And helicopter pilots getting hit
With the lasers in their eyes
During flights
Right
The White House finally has broken its silence
On the topic saying that the drone scene
Over the northeast are a mix
They say of law enforcement, commercial
And hobbyist drones
Saying no pulpit of national security threat
Has been found
That sounds like a cover up to what they were doing
The White House today working to calm concern
Over the reported drone
Several
There's no national security threat
We're seeing at this time
And no threat
They're just normal quadcopters
Yeah
That are being flown by probably police
Or somebody
What if it's police?
Or a mix, I bet she's right
It's probably a few are people just having fun
And a few are like
Police have drones
Different like government people
I bet it's shit like that
Probably
ABC News cannot confirm what these videos show
National security spokesman John Curry
Was here this morning
Saying p-
That's an airplane
I bet you five bucks what it was
Is that there's people that have these
It's all a sigh of
Go up, can you pull up DJI's
Movie whatever
Like they're bigger version of like a drone
People are saying it's a conspiracy
To get the government to ban DJI drones
Because they're made in China
That's why they're doing this
They're making it a whole big fiasco
The government to ban these
What I'm thinking is
People bought these like
People bought drones
And then it was like some like
Thing and then they did like
Because each drone does have lights
That flash they have to have flashers
So I'm thinking it's like that
The inspire
Like a bunch of people bought this shit
And then they just put a bunch
$16,000
Along those lines you know what I'm saying
And then put a bunch of shit around it
To make it look like
And then just fly very low
That was it
Maybe
I don't know
People are seeing a mix of law enforcement
Commercial and housing
Because you can put shit on
You can put shit on your drone
And it can make it look like something else
These are just like fucking
People doing douchebag things and
Federal sources tell ABC News
They're deploying infrared cameras
And drone detection technology
To ensure those flying over New York and New Jersey
Are not a threat
Thousands upon thousands
It seems like a huge scam to get like
Every single day doing all kinds of good things
For the public good
And the northeast corridor is one of the
Well yeah like I don't know
This guy's an asshole but
He's probably right
Like there's all kinds of people flying
Like filming things that have licenses to fly
Over New York
Like all kinds of shit I bet
Real estate drone people film real estate houses
Like all the time
Or it could have been a movie thing
Yeah or they're filming a scene in a movie
And then they didn't tell people
Because usually they don't tell people
They're filming shit because it's in the sky
Who's gonna fucking
Who will come up with some most outrageous things
But I agree with some of it
Bombs over bagged it
Girl I have to play the song
No
I just like the beginning of the song
I like the beat
I like the beginning of the song
One, two, three
Yeah into a national underground
I don't know the rest of the lyrics
Yeah it's like that though
I just like the beginning of the song
One, two, one, two, three
Yeah
In a national underground
Underground
Like a million elephants
Then you get yourself a train
Could I be there and when I leave there
I remember back in the day and like
Like the early 2000s
I used to bang this song all the time
My stepbrother banged this song
100%
Fuck yeah
Me and Greg used to bang this all the time
Driving around
You'd be going to the concert
You'd be giving your life and your kisses
Look what came in the mail
People cancer, cure for AIDS
Get back home, things are wrong
I
Bombs over bag
It's just purple and green. Yeah, all right
I'm wrapping it with bombs over bag
Last words Terry final thoughts Merry Christmas motherfuckers
Oh
Yeah, fuck
The drones that watch out for the drones Merry Christmas. There's a thing to treat your family right treat your family right home alone
Merry Christmas you filthy animals. Yeah
And a happy new year
Doesn't he like cackle? I
Think that I don't know they don't have to but I just did it all right
When we do it again, no
Merry Christmas you filthy animals