Damn, he's thick. Welcome back folks. He's a thick boy. Yeah, that's a thick boy. Damn you,
thick boy. Damn, damn boy. Damn boy. You a thick boy. Terry's a thick boy. Shout out to me. I'm
screaming into the microphone and Terry's mic is picking up my voice. Shout out to Terry and the
people listening to the show. Shout out to Terry's mic. Shout out to Terry's mic. I got a nice ice
cold spin drift beverage. Oh yeah. What flavor? What flavor are we talking about? Grapefruit.
Why are you such a bitch? I don't like grapefruit. Why? Grapefruit's like the
one- Because you're like sweet shit? Because you're a bitch? Dude, I have a sweet tooth and a
half, brother man. I don't. I hate sweet shit. I was just talking to somebody who worked
with her about this. What's this? Sweet shit? Oh, that's sweet shit. My notes. You know,
I have a PSA. I'm welcome back everybody to there's no audience with my guitar. Hey, hey,
oh, you know what? I got a fucking bone to pick with everybody right now in the world.
Just, you know, just an instant. And the last tea, I was talking to somebody at work about like
coffee and tea. And I was like, I drink coffee, but I don't put shit in it. And she was like,
I drink tea, but I don't put shit in it. And I was like, fuck yeah, dog. I put, I was like,
sweet shit, rune shit straight up. I don't play anything with tea. I drink a lot of Earl Gray.
Plain. Yeah. Yeah. But you're drinking this though. Yeah, this is, this is, this is my first one.
That's a problem. This is my first one in like two weeks. It's a Red Bull people for the folks
listening on the phone, on the audio. I'm trying to give Max for staff and his money. Yeah,
because that's what he needs. He needs you to buy Red Bull so he can make fucking money. That's
what he needs. Yeah. The second ingredient is sugar. The second ingredient is sugar. 38 grams
of added sugars of cane sugar. Fuck yeah. Serving size one can. So 38 grams of sugar in this can.
Fuck me. Yeah, brother. That's all right. That's how I live. Wait, hold on. I'm going to pull up a
video to communicate to you how insane that is. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't think people
fully understand this. How much sugar is in a Red Bull? Hopefully there's like a graphical
It probably won't give you a graph at all. How much sugar in a Red Bull energy drink? Here you go,
Terry. Watch this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's this is not going to. This is not going to deter me.
38 grams of sugar. Yeah. Show me. Show me what 38 grams of sugar looks like.
Like four, five, five spoonfuls of sugar. It's like more than that though, because it's like
heaping spoonfuls. Let's find out how much is on that kind of like to doesn't that kind of make
you feel gross though? Not one bit. No. The only reason why I do this on Saturday is because our
like Sundays is because I go play a sport. Yeah. And then I burn it all off. But you don't though.
But I do. Don't you think I run like five miles, but sugar is like fucking you up for other reasons.
Don't you think that you want the energy but not the sugar like you don't need the sugar you can get
energy without all the sugar. Correct. That's what I'm looking for. I thought we like went down
this road already and we like going back down. Terry, I thought we turned a corner in your life
here on this. I thought so too. But it's not working. Didn't you find that fucking those other cans?
What other can that fucking silver can would you call it? Oh, gurus. Yeah, they still had
sugars in it, but just nowhere near that much. Just not as much as that. So what if you look at
like a you just can't be a rebel flavor guru. You can't be that you can't be that flavor. Yeah,
that flavor, the fucking flavor flavor. Just imagine though if they didn't put that much sugar
in it. They do have like sugar free ones, but that's that's shit. But what energy drinks you
don't care though. I just care about getting energy. I don't care about like I need to I need
it to taste decent and not like ass and give you energy for pound and give energy and give me
energy. That's all I care about. If it has sugar, it's like fuck it. Well, it's like
it's like a double edged sword. You drink a sugar free drip beverage that has like
circulos or like sativa leaf for aspartame in it. Can't you find some kind of
um, what's the word the salt packets electrolyte like mixes that gives you electrolyte and like
some energy without a bunch of crap like doesn't something I'm pretty sure it does. Why don't
you find that the convenience of a can just you know, not having to pour water and shake
and then pour water and shake is a so what you want. So what you want is not something that
you have to mix yourself. You want I want you ideally what you want is a product. Yes,
it's pre made in a can that you can just open. Yeah. And it needs to have all the hallmarks
that Terry Terry needs Terry Terry's hallmarks taste fucking great taste fucking delicious
energy gives me energy. What else doesn't use fucking circulos or like aspartame fake sugar.
Tiva is okay sativa. That's a weed sativa is it is my bad. Steve is the natural sugar.
He is okay. Yes. But if it doesn't have like if it has Steve, it's fine. So about fine one
that has Steve, let's find this. There is I think I think guru is has a I think Steve is what are
they saying sativa sativa sativa I think is that a marijuana. This is a marijuana type of marijuana.
I know your my is good for you. I wanted to try that. What about update? And drink of the future
that Nathan Espinosa bitch. This guy. This is an energy drink with no caffeine. So let's try
all the energy drink with no caffeine. No, no, no, how the fuck do you have an energy with no caffeine
and healthy soda that one which one. Ziva. I think Ziva is that's just soda. That's not no,
it's not they have energy. It says no, no, no, no. Search it. Just search Ziva Ziva Ziva energy.
I think I ordered Ziva energy. Yeah, right there. Oh, energy drinks. Okay, it's not just so does
you think this is a contender zero sugar energy drink. Oh, the can looks sexy. Let's scroll down
non GMO project verified shout out to you guys shout out to them feeling you're good and Terry,
you need to be fueling your good intentions. That's why I'm a few of my good intentions.
120 milligram caffeine from green tea leaves. Fuck. Yeah, sir. Sugar sir. Cowlars Terry. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. A can of Ziva energy is packed with pure energy and none of the fillers you can't
pronounce. Fuck. Yeah, Terry. So it can power you through complex algebra homework. Abs day at the
gym or keeping up with the kids after school. I don't know about that. Trampolines after 30. It's
not good. Taste the good. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so they got these flavors. Classic four pack.
I think I ordered some. Oh, so they also have soda tea. Yeah, Ziva kids. But they have like
their ingredients. What's worse the ingredients? I don't know. We are keeping it honest.
Scroll over naturally sweet. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
I think you have to like click on one. So just click on one of their things and just then you
can find the ingredients on the right hand side down there.
It's too bad. But citric acid, stevia leaf caffeine. That's it. I think I ordered some.
That's you think you ordered some. Yeah, I think I did. I did. If that's all the ingredients,
that's pretty, pretty good. Although I don't love the natural flavors part. Yeah, natural flavors
can come from like anything. They're just it came from like it's just come from like it came from
like the ass. Correct. Or some shit. It's not actually natural. It's artificial, basically.
Yeah. But what's inside of it here? I'll show you. So there's a I'm just going to give you the list.
This one says grapefruit. So there's a grapefruit in there is carbonated water, acidic acid,
organic, stevia leaf extract and natural flavors and organic coffee caffeine. That's
fucking pretty clean, dude. It's clean. And then as far as like things go, kiss this.
This has natural flavors in it. Yeah, this or artificial artificial flavoring.
Yeah, this is better. Yeah, you should get this drink this if you only buy these. If you look up
guru, if you look guru light guru light. Yeah, guru light. Why don't you just hit like control
T or command T or something and bring us up in the tab. Because search in my search. Why don't you
have your why don't you have your thing set up to I it's a low it's a dot local. Gotcha. So it
doesn't always work with that. Yeah, I didn't say if you just have I know I as a guru light,
guru light ingredients or just just guru light. I'm pretty sure you can find that.
So no, no, that time was different. That's one that that one Singapore. No, no, no.
Oh, it's light guru right there. Light guru. No, it's the light organic.
You like I like how you wrote light as in like a like a light fixture. I'm fucking idiot.
It's it. Then scroll down. I'm pretty sure give you the right there. The fourth fifth picture.
Why did it get so no no the other one. Yeah, and then it gives you what's inside of it.
Like that one has a little bit more. Come on, fucker. You want the one on the left.
Actually, it doesn't matter. sparkling water organic lemon juice. Hey, lemon juice and not
natural flavors sugars organic. Yeah, see this has cane sugar. Yeah, but it only has three
three and it's some of its monk fruit to and stevia. You're good caffeine.
See this one's actually better in my opinion because it has actual juice and not natural
flavors. Yeah, I usually buy that. I usually buy that but by this thing. Can you buy like a combo
pack? Just get a fuck ton and just have it at your house. I usually that way you don't have to go
and buy this shit. It's like guru. Whatever happened in drinking mushroom coffee? Wouldn't
that give you energy on a fucking frisbee day? True. Yes. Yes. So what happened to that?
Whatever happened to just like making a cup of coffee in the morning like as you're waking up?
Like us fucking people in America, you just see all these people who are going to work and like
on their way on their commute and shit, they're just drinking a fucking can of cancer juice.
And it's like what the fuck are we drinking? The drink of the can of cancer. I see these
motherfuckers on the boat in the morning and they're like drinking cans of fucking sparkling
garbage. Cance. It's like come on, man. Okay, so I have a bone to pick with people.
That one has like natural. That's the original one. But anyways, dude, I'm tired. Strawberry
watermelon. Yes. See any like exotic flavors just going to be naturally try it. See, see what
it's a best seller. Terry, it probably doesn't have is what you think it has an artificial sweetener
is none, but it's going to have natural sweetener. Yes. Scroll over and then scroll again.
See organic coconut water. I see organic flavors. That's natural flavors. You motherfucker.
God damn it. For minted sugar cane from RB. See, here's the thing, Terry, that guru light
shit and this shit is like way better than that. Oh, of course, you should drink these.
The gurus. Yeah, if you're going to drink some, you should drink these. I should go back to the
gurus. Dude, I'm sick and tired of people fucking trying to sideswipe me.
Fucking sick and tired. Dude, on my way, no one's trying to side swipe you.
Dude, the fuck you talk side swipe you. No one's trying to, no one's trying to side.
No, they're not, but I know they're not. But I know you're lying.
No, like I was coming here. I was coming here. This is a PSA. When you turn on your fucking
blinker, it doesn't mean that it's clear that there's a car fucking next to you.
Oh, they blink. They blink fucking. They blink and then they just go no matter what.
Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck? Dude, you know how like, so you know how I'm not going
to say the road, the one that starts with the B, you know how you turn on the one.
Yeah, dog. I fucking know. So the one that you ended that new gas station yet.
Yes, that's where I got that. So just do this cheap gas like 365.
My dad is like, he's like rock hard. He's like, this gas is so cheap. I was fuel up here. I'm
like, yeah, dude, cool. It is though. It's hella cheap. Yeah, it's 365 is pretty good.
But fuck people, man. This fucking stupid ass bitch, man. No offense to women, but mostly
towards men because they're bitches. But it was a woman this time. But not offending every single
woman, but just this one right now. Fuck this bitch. This bitch. So you know how it's the two lane,
right? And then it goes this way turns and shit, you know,
that's a nice diagram. A terrible diagram. You know how it turns right? Yeah, two lanes. Yeah,
the two lanes are fucking turns and then they merge. So like this, this bitch decided to
turn their blinkers on and just go, I'm just going to go and we're like, if you would say like,
that's my car, this is her car. Oh yeah, like there's no why don't you let her in?
Well, isn't it like a bad one? You turned left, then she was trying to merge over. This was before
we got there. She was like alongside. We tried to change lanes in the corner. She tried it. No,
no, no. So this is before this is pregame. Here, hold on. Cut into your lane while you
are waiting at the turn. No, no, no, no, here, here, I got you suck at telling stories. Diagrams,
dog diagrams, turning the corner. So you know how like it's a three lane, right? Two, it's like
four lanes almost to this two lanes going down the hill straight two lanes going down the hill.
Then it splits off into like four four of them because it turns into two left and two. So the
lady is in the far right lane when we're going down the hill to go left. Oh yeah. Okay. So this
is pregame before I understand this all the time. You're getting way too agitated about this fucking
this stupid as bitch man. Like this is my car and this is her car. You're in the left lane. I'm in
this lane. Was she trying to get so she could get over into the left turn lane? No. Oh, she just
she went straight. No, she fucking just went like she cut over to the left lane and started going
straight started drifting the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You listen to me. You fucking straight
or left at the light. She went left. So you're a fucking liar. No, no, no, no, no. I'm in this lane
to get into this. I know you just lied to me before though. Yeah, probably. No, 100%. It's fine,
whatever this fucking bitch decides to just fucking flick on blinker. She came over because she
wanted to turn left. I don't give a fuck. Be in the right lane. Don't be in the far fucking right one.
Fuck yourself, you little bitch. Why didn't you let her in?
I didn't see her. She was alongside me when she fucking flipped on her goddamn blinker.
She was literally side by side with you. She was side by side with me and just started
fucking blinker and just started coming over. I just find that so hard to believe. It's not
literally next like you could look in. You could look to the right and she was probably like maybe
two feet in front of me when she flipped on her blinker. And then she just came emerging. What
do you do? Fucking honked on that horn. So then what did she do? Fucking moved forward.
You got in front of you. And then did we just she go in front of you? Yes, she got after you
honked. Yeah, because I slowed down because I'm a fucking awesome person knows how to drive.
But you honked and slowed down and she kind of went in front. Yeah, she went then she
they were coming down this way. So now we're like which side was she in which I'm now we're in the
the right turn lane to go left. The right lane of the left turn lanes right and she's in front of
you. And she's in front of me. Is she at the light? Is she at the light? Yeah, we're coming down.
Where it's green. We're turning left. It's green. It's green. So you guys are rolling up. So we're
rolling down. Yeah, this motherfucker get it. Oh yeah, we both got it. But this motherfucker decides
to go. Why do you guys both turn so you just follow her and didn't go on the left one? Correct.
Okay, because I was already in that line. Fine. Fine. Fine. Just fucking listen. Then this bitch
we're going to call her T B as in this bitch. Wait, wait, were you all right? Hold on. I know
you are but as you're coming down the hill was it before? Yeah, it was before it was before. So
you it's not like you were in the left turn lane and then she bitched over and yeah, yeah,
yeah, I wasn't like that. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Then this bitch decides to
go TV this bitch show title this bitch goes this way. So this is the light right? This is the white
line. I know I live here. White line. Can you just for this? Hey, hey, no, I'm fucking here, man.
Bring it down just a tiny bit. Sorry. This bitch think you're clipping hard. Like hard this bitch
right here. Do you want to label it this bitch or just TV? This bitch. This bitch. You don't want to
say TV. TV sounds like cool because it'd be like Taco Bell or something. Okay. This bitch before we
get to the TV this bitch before we get to the white line decides to just go.
Oh, she kind of merges in the middle of the turn like she's going. Yeah, she just takes up the
whole fucking car right here. A car right here. Just just goes just takes up the whole space.
Yeah, as she's eating around the intersection. I mean this fucking raptor like what the fuck
is going on? What was she in? What's your driving? I don't know. Fucking masturbating. I don't give
a fuck what she's doing. So fucking like stupid ass like Chevy Sonic. It was like some fucking
pieces of car shit sedan. Yeah, not even a sedan. It's like a half of like a fiat. Sonic is a sedan.
No, it's not yet is is it really Chevy Sonic a Chevy Sonic is like a fucking compact car.
That's what I just said. Now you just sedan that's not a sedan. You dumb dumb.
So nan is four doors. Oh, it's one of those little fuckers. That's what I just said. Got it. I said
it was like a fiat, a smart car. Oh, I guess it doesn't have four doors. But that's what I mean.
It has four doors, but it's a little fucking crunch boy. Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Crunch boy.
Show title. God damn. You are agitated. Then you needed some therapy. Then this is my therapy.
Then I was just thinking that their day is like this podcast is my therapy. This is my fucking
therapy. And you know how like so you need to learn to let shit go. I did. I did. And though
when I'm driving now, it's like if someone doesn't let me I'm like aware and I can react. Oh, yeah,
I ride motorcycles and I have to be so when I'm driving, I'm aware if someone does shit like that,
I just get the fuck out of the way and I just chill, keep going home and I'd ignore it. I just
ignore it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Out of mind, out of mind. I don't care. I don't do the same thing.
Don't get agitated. I get mad. I don't. But then I let it go because it's like what the fuck. I
don't even get mad. I'm one front enough for one second. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I just recognize
that fucking idiots. I'm a different person than you. 100% correct. Mundo.
But yeah, you know,
and then you know how like was she hauling down the road then fuck no. Oh, she's been a bitch
driving kind of slow or we were stuck behind other people. Got it. I really wanted I really
want. Can't you just lead with the truth and said it trying to lie trying to come up with a
fucking like what are you talking about? I was like, was she hauling ass and you're like,
hell no, like you're about to you're about to like lie and say she was holding you up.
But that was not the truth. She was held up by somebody.
But they're trying to start more exciting. You know, you know how like in a Bermerton,
oh, whatever, who cares? You know, like in Bermerton where Calo live there. I don't fucking
care. Right. You know where Calo and Burwell meet? I don't. I mean, yeah, I guess you know how
like Terry, you want me to go down there again? It's not gonna. I do. I got you.
How about this? How about I just pull it up on the map? Oh, yeah, yeah. Why don't you just do
that? How would you do that? You know what? Shout out to me fucking genius. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
I'll show you my wind bulb. I do. God damn. Yeah, dude. I guess so fucking. Calo a Calo and Burwell.
I don't know. You know where the 76 says right there? Oh, yeah. It's right there. So let go.
Let me get my bearings. Let me get my bearings. Go straight. Shut them. I know. Chill out.
Oh, I want to suck your cock. Yeah.
He gone. He gone. Stop.
Getting my bearings. Where it says, I know, I'm at. As he cuts. I know where I'm at.
So this is a Calo. Yeah. I used to take this to school all the time. So this intersection right
here. So you know how it goes. Yeah, I always went right. Right. You know, I could, you know,
if we did this earlier, the diagram would have been way better on the piece of paper.
You could have asked. I didn't think about it. Want to go back and do it again? Yeah,
we can't. Let's re roll back. So I'm in this lane right here. This this lane, this left lane,
right here. Right. Nobody can actually see it. Who gives a fuck? So this lane is a two lane,
and then it goes right. It veers right. But then there's also a lane on the left hand side,
go left and straight. This lane here. Yeah, I know. Then the other lane that's on Calo,
there is a left turn lane. Coming the other direction coming from yeah, going south.
Now, how the light works is the right lane, the right two lanes will always get a green light
and go right because that's the fucking light. Correct. The other light is a blinker. Is it
a red or yield or yeah, whatever. I don't know if it's a yield or not. It's not. It's just a constant.
So the person that's going left to go on to Burwell, they'll get a they'll get a green light,
but the right lanes that are going to get a solid green, meaning a yield. Yes,
meaning a go in clear. Yes, Terry, I know how to drive. Thanks for letting people know. Shout
out to me on the other side where I'm coming from to take a right on to Burwell. It's a constant
green and an arrow with an arrow. Yes, and you have the right away. Correct. And then
it's a little divider that's right here where it's like a side driving school, a Terry and this
little sidewalk there. There's a fucking sign that says yield. You fart. No, maybe it says
fucking yield. Now this fucking stupid dumbass bitch was a TV. Yeah, it was another TV.
This this bitch decided it doesn't matter if it's a girl. It's still this bitch doesn't
matter. Anybody's a bitch these days takes a left. I'm in this right. Can I just point out
that these two cars look like they're hitting each other? They probably are.
This right here. I'm taking a left. I'm in this left lane going right. This person's taking a left
to be in that same exact lane I'm in. You know, these motherfuckers just went just fucking went
just fucking needed. Didn't even look just fucking met right here. If I wasn't paying attention,
I probably would have got sideswiped. Good thing there wasn't a car over here because I would
have hit the fuck out of them. You just went over. Yeah, what the fuck was I supposed to do?
They sped off though. Oh, I didn't honk. It was Yeah, I didn't honk. But yeah, but like they knew
what they fucking did wrong. Fucking hate people, man. Sorry for getting all heated everybody.
I hate people, man.
I've I've I've I've another instance of being sideswiped and then someone thought it was my fault.
They were getting all agitated. They got mad at me like I did something wrong.
Fuck. Okay. All right. We'll back to the diagram. That's what's going on over here. Diagram city.
Okay. Up here. So
where the fuck are we? That's not the road. Is it the road? Yeah. This chain. This is when it
starts to go into the turn lanes. Okay. So we are how far up at the light. We're like right up here.
Okay. But she's in the far right now. We live in this lane. So she fucking decides to do whatever
her kung fu ninja shit that she wants to do calling the fucking left turn lane and now I'm just
going to go for and see what the fuck happens. So this bitch decided to just fucking just whip
that that turn signal on and decided to come over my lane almost hit me. At least she used the turn
signal. Good thing for her. And then so then we come down this way, come into this, you know,
the turn lane, the left two ones to develop the turn once it develops a term, we're down here.
We're down like right in this bitch. These are left turn lanes. She just decides to like
she's like right here and just starts to just go. Yeah. Oh, and goes right into the left lane,
like right over here. Yeah. She just fucking just she's in this lane, but she just fucking just
yeets it this way. Yeah. How fucking stupid are you? I don't know, man. Man. All right. I got my
frustrations. Where's your daddy? You have another location or no? I mean, the other ones were like
years ago, but that's besides the point. People don't forget though. I had worse situations like
this on my bike. And I just I just let it go. Like I just said, it is the thing is the thing is I
have though I want to laid into people before if it's egregious on the almost kill me. I have a
couple of times like that's happened. And then I like I literally go next to them and I'm riding
and I just stare at them. And I'm like, fuck you. My most of the time I let it go. I really want
what I really want to do. Like just a town. Yeah. Oh, it's an unincorporate community.
But what I really wanted to I always thought when I rode motorcycles is that if someone
pissed me off enough, I can kick their fucking kick the shit out of their never did it though.
I'd punch the shit out of a mirror. Never did it though. Never did it though. You always thought
you would. Yeah. But then you'd be like liable for damages to somebody. And you'd be the one
at fault because they could say, Hey, this guy kicked my mirror, hit my mirror. You didn't know
that right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But if I think I was threatened, I'd probably do it because you'd
be agitated. Yeah, of course. I'm more yeah. But then you'd be liable for damages. But that thing
that happened to me, I want to fucking punch the shit out of her mirror. Why did you do some
like wait, why didn't you do some like road rage shit and like run her down and be like,
fuck you like drive up next to her shit. I'm not that person. I'm not that person that's going
to like, you know what Terry, that's the same kind of person who's not going to punch somebody's
mirror on their own motorcycle. Correct. But I really that you mean what you're telling me is
you're a nice guy. You're a normalized person. You can have thoughts of destruction. Okay.
You just don't act on them. Just don't fucking do it. Yeah. But I really, but I really wanted her.
You could just chill the fuck out. Actually, I shouldn't say her. I'm just going to call everybody
this bitch when I'm talking about them. This bitch. I hope they went they were going to go
right now. I was going to fucking stalk them the entire time. Just follow them until they got home.
You thought you hope they were going to go right? Yeah, we're I had to take a ride to go get this
thing. Oh, you were just going to follow. I was going to follow that. You're so dumb. Just to
get the shit out of them. So dumb for even thinking that I love doing it. I think it's fun.
It's so stupid. People have done that to me before. Followed you. I told you about that one time.
I was was I in my Evo or something and I was getting off at the exit to my mom's house and I
like came in like hella fast in the land and like in front of somebody and got off real fast
and they were pissed off that I did that and like chased me all the way down the neighborhood and
shit. I was like running away from them. Yeah. So my interactions are called people are just called
this bitch. They can be either, you know, a woman or a man or whatever you did identify. But no matter
what it's a matter of what it is that this bitch. What a trying morning you had. Fuck dude.
So I just asked my dad yesterday. You've so you've been inside the new I've gotten gas. I haven't
like gone in and bought shit. Yeah. It's pretty nice in there or to be honest. Is it big or not
really? Or to be honest with the bathrooms. That's the question. Yeah. I think so. Like I didn't
really look around for a bathroom, but I'm pretty sure they do have a bathroom. But it's very small.
It looks kind of nice, like larger size. It's okay. It's there's a weed shop next door. Yes,
for our park. The weed shop looks nice. Open yet though. Yes. Oh, I thought it was people in there.
There's like a security guard in there. Okay. I thought it wasn't open yet. But I went to a beverage
and some CBD gummies or some shit. Yeah, why not? I went inside there. It's very open and not a lot
of things. There's not a lot of shelves of stuff. Yeah, which is very interesting. Maybe they're
going to get more in or something and they haven't finished it or I don't know. Like the the doors for
like drinks and stuff. There's like maybe like a wall six, six doors, seven doors. It's not like a
huge thing or anything. It's not like a Bucky's. Is it? It's not like a Bucky's. I want to go back.
I want to go back to Texas. I want to go to Bucky's in Alabama.
Oh, but not gonna have a car though. But there could be a close one in Huntsville.
That's a great fucking shout, Terry. That's a great fucking shout. That's a great fucking shout.
Do I love Bucky's? What about Florida? Are there Bucky's in Florida? I don't know.
That's a good question. Let's figure this out. I really, you know what I was going to ask you
today is we need to be looking for like places to eat. I can ask. Ask your people. I can ask my,
I can ask some friends. But we should be thinking about that. So we like have spots we like want
to go or know to go. Bucky's. Hey, I can just tell you where I'm at. Oh, there's one in Georgia.
Terry, if we were doing the drive like we had originally planned, there is one.
Bucky's. Oh, that's not Bucky's, Doug. That's fucking, that's just a forest.
No, look, it's Terry. The map isn't updated yet. No, seriously, the map isn't updated.
Oh, there's someone in Florida. It's there, Terry. There's someone in Florida. Hold on. Hold on.
There's someone in Florida. Shut the fuck up. No, dude. You tell me.
You tell me. Oh, it's kind of, yo, it's actually kind of close. Really? We're going to be like right
over here. We'd have to take a, we'd have to take it like an Uber. I think it's a Bucky's. I just
haven't updated the up the picture yet. The satellite picture. It is one in Alabama, sir.
Oh, wait, wait, hold on. It says AL Alabama. Motherfucker. Oh, Athens. Athens, Auburn, Leeds,
and Locksley. Terry Athens. This is Athens right by Huntsville. Oh, then there's one in Athens.
I know, motherfucker. Okay, so we're going there. We're not. We should. I don't want to take an
Uber to go to a gas station. Why not? All right. And then there's some in. We can drive up to this
one if you want. We're going to be over here. Oh, yeah. It's going to be like a two hour drive,
though. The two hour drive to Bucky. I mean, I like it. I really want to like a, I really want
to hoodie. Bucky's hoodie. Fuck yeah, dude. Oh fuck. Dude, they make bank. People at Bucky's make bank,
man. Like workers. Yeah, they make shit done. Really? I think. How do you know this? Let's see.
Because they put, they put, assistant general manager in Vermont. You make, you can.
So basically we have to go to Daytona Beach, Terry, which I think is kind of out of the way.
I've never been to Daytona Beach. Me either. Do you want to go to Daytona? Not really. All right.
We don't really have like a day where we can do that. Not really. I pretty much is, I pretty
want you to go, go, go the entire time. Sorry, everybody. But yeah, man. And only, oh, I mean,
we could, that's like actually way closer than I thought. I mean, we could. If you really,
you want to go to a Bucky's and here's the thing, Terry is at the end of the day,
as we're leaving the, it'll be, it'll be only like 45 minutes.
Visitor center. Because it's on Merritt, Merritt Island. Yeah. So if we were like doing it after we
left, look, like 45 minutes an hour. Yeah. You want to drive an hour north just to go to Bucky's
at the end of the day and then an hour and 15 minutes back to the house. Well, maybe we can
find some good places in Daytona Beach to eat. Good places. Oh, like go up there one day after.
Yeah. What are we doing again on the days?
I don't know. You know, we could go, we could drive up there from Orlando. Wait, isn't there like
on the Saturday, Terry, on the Saturday, when we get into Orlando, you want to go at night?
We're staying in Orlando that night. No, no, no. We fly in on Friday night,
we sleep in Orlando on Friday, wake up on Saturday, and we're in Orlando for go-karts and shit on
Saturday. And then that's our, that's our empty day. We can drive up to the beach on the Saturday
and then go out to the, to the beach for our other house and sleep there Saturday night.
Like that's the sign to do it, in my opinion. The 10 best restaurants in Daytona updated.
We should do it. All right, I'm done. Like go out there after we're done midday.
Okay. Bucky's, get Bucky's, check out a restaurant and then go down to a lot of Mexican joints.
Yeah. Blue flame. We got to find like the good one.
Don Vito's Italian restaurant. It's closed. Don Vito's. Yeah. Caribbean jacks.
Hyde Park Prime steakhouse. It's closed. Fuck y'all.
Oh, wait, isn't Daytona have a racetrack? Oh, there it is.
It's right there to the left. It's right at the airport. It's actually right next to the Bucky's.
We should go Daytona International Speedway. Yeah, we should go. They do NASCAR here, yeah?
Yeah. They do other races here too, because there's an inside racetrack. Oh, right.
Right. Do they do it like where they go on the oval for parts of it or something? Yeah.
Like some of the streets, there's like an oval and then it like, you see where it says Daytona?
Yeah. And then it's like cuts back right like right there. Sorry. It's right there.
And it cuts in, goes around, and then they'll go either this way, come this way, go over here.
They have different routes. They have different routes, but yeah. But this is like a NASCAR place.
That's what historically, yes. Because then they got the big stands over here, yeah.
And then IndyCar. Oh, sure. IndyCar goes there too. Cracker Barrel. Wait, hold on. Have you
ever been to a Cracker Barrel? No. Me neither. Yes. I don't want to go. Wait, hold on. When
does Daytona happen? You want to just stop by? I mean, we're going to be right there. If we drive
up there, you want to just swing by the restrack? Restrack? Daytona International Speedway. Closing
soon. Yeah, what's the calendar? Yeah, that's what I was saying. What if there's like an Indy race?
Do you want to go see an Indy race?
Terry, you do understand that we have no time to do this.
Dude, I just want you to... It has to be on the Saturday.
Dude. You do understand this, correct? Dude, I just want you to know. You're so stupid that
you're like, you want to see an Indy race? It's like, motherfucker, what day do you think we have to go?
Let's not go to Daytona. Why? Oh, is it like a crazy thing that weekend? It's going to make it
really busy? Because it is that weekend. Oh, no. Yeah, we're not going. I'm not going to a busy ass place.
Wait, yeah, it's that weekend. Is it a NASCAR? Yeah. There's the Rock. There was the Rock doing
an announcement. It's on that Sunday.
February. Go up. But you can go down too. These would be cool to do the NASCAR experience. Speed
week. Yeah. Daytona qualifying on the 12th. The duel. And then the the race is on. Oh, so NASCAR
will be in... NASCAR will be there the entire weekend. So we're not going. I'm not going to this.
Bike week. Oh, fuck. I'm not going to Daytona if it's going to be like packed with NASCAR people.
That's just going to be not fun. Damn, man. Actually, there's a Bucky's South. No. Yeah, there is.
Where? There's a Bucky's South. Show me.
I like how we're talking about Bucky's. If we can't talk about anything else. Wait, why would we not
talk about Bucky's? Yeah, Bucky's a fucking G unit. G unit. Where? G unit. Tell me. Type in Bucky's.
Shut the fuck up. Fuck. Ease. No. Why'd they keep giving you that? Sometimes I've been Daytona.
You stupid. I didn't. I just... I just... Here you slutbag. I typed Bucky's.
Wait, I thought there was a Bucky's. Hold on. Backtracking. I don't know, man. St. Augustine,
Florida. Oh, we're going. Right? St. Augustine, Florida. Isn't that like close by to us? I don't
know where St. Augustine is. I thought it was over here. I think it's further down. Like further down.
Oh, shit. Oh, it's up. No, I don't want to go north. Wait. That's north then Daytona.
Yeah, we're not going that far. Yeah, that's the only other one. So it's only Daytona and
St. Augustine and Florida? Yeah. Man. I mean, I'm down. I don't want to go to a bus. I don't really...
You do know, Terry, we could go because it's like we're off the highway. We could go just to Bucky's
and bypass the whole city. But then like, what's the point? You know what I mean? Yeah, because
then you don't experience Daytona. And then that's stupid to go all the way there and not do it.
Yeah. Right? I mean, we could... I mean, it probably will be busy, but not like crazy busy.
Because it is. We are going to be there on the Saturday.
No, we'll be on a Friday because that's a free day. Yeah, Saturday.
We're landing in Orlando on Friday night. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I just think it's going to be like the town's going to be like crazy busy and it's
going to be hard to get like restaurants and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Right. 100%.
I think our best play is fucking Alabama. Would that be stupid in the town that we don't have
a rental car to drive out to a Bucky's? No, no, no. Because like, you got to get gas there, man.
What the stupid thing is? We go out in a rental in a Uber and we say, hey, man,
take me to Bucky's and I'll fill up your fucking tank with gas at Bucky's just for the experience.
And then drive us back. Just give us a free ride home. We'll pay for your gas.
That's what we should do as like a... No charge Uber, but we just want to pay for your gas.
We'll pay for the Uber to Bucky's and just be like, hey, can you just drop us off back at...
We'll fill up your gas tank, but just drop us back off. At the hotel? Yeah, free charge.
Or like, don't put in another... Like, we won't put in anything. We'll just drive. We'll just drive
us back. You'd probably do it. You think so? Yeah, depending on how empty his tank is. 100%.
How far is it? It's not that far. What is it? Athens, Alabama?
Yeah. I would say it's probably like a 45 minute drive. New. Nope, nope, nope.
So from when we're staying 100% no, no, no, no. Marshall?
Yeah. Oh, fuck you. Marshall NASA?
Get fucked. I'm not going to have an hour.
I'm not doing that. That's so stupid. Oh, did I show you this? I can't remember. I showed you this.
I was, you know how we were talking about the, the NASA place in Alabama is like not that big.
So I think it is bigger than we think. Or I think, I think that the behind the scenes
bus tour actually might be worth it. Yeah. Obviously we already booked it and we can't go, but...
What are you talking about? You pay for it when you get there?
No, it's included. The bus tour? Yes. The thing is though, it was only, I think he said it was only
on Saturdays. And now we're no longer going to be on Saturday. But here's the thing. So we were
looking, remember at this place and we're like, where would the bus go? And we're like maybe over
here to like this little area or here, these planes. But then I was like, wait. And we were like,
look, it's houses, housing development, all this shit. And then I was like, remember in Texas,
there was like the whole visitor area and then the bus went like across the little alligator.
Yeah, where Miko is. Miko, yeah. And like, there's a whole like buildings, like a whole compound.
The whole compound. So if you go, let's see, there's a compound. Let me find it here. I found it before.
It's a golf course, Doug. I think it's this down here. Is it this?
Yeah. I don't know. You tell me, bro. No, this is it. Marshall Medical Center,
NASA softball field. There's a whole fucking compound like city down here where people actually
work. This. So like when we were on premises, like at command center area, gate seven, missile
and space intelligence center. I bet the bus tour goes here and like shows you all these places.
So like people work down in this complex down here. You could just drive over there.
I don't think so. I bet there's like gates. I don't think there. It doesn't look like there is.
Terry, there is. Oh, this is like a military base. But that's a gate just to go in there.
I don't think so. I think you can drive around in there. I don't know. But like I was looking
at it, Terry. And I was like, wait, this is the visitor place that we're going to be at. And
this is like the entire actual Marshall NASA site down here.
Yeah. What is that? What? No, you can literally go in there. I think you think this is a main
highway. That's a main highway. But we don't have I think you can go in there, but you just can't go
in where it's like the space center. Intelli intelligence. This is like a top secret. Yeah.
Access to the two entry points. Right. And it has like there's no way. But
I was looking at maybe the other. That's what I was looking at. Oh, U.S. Army Space and Missile
Defense Command. So like there's this whole thing here that we're not even going to be like around
Bob Jones auditorium. Is that a school? Click on it.
Yeah. It looks missile defense. Vaughn Braun. Vaughn Braun. Wait, can you go there? There's no gate.
Wait, hold on. Can you scroll down?
Like can you zoom in like towards right there? Just scroll down. There's no there's no like
security. Yeah, but Terry, I don't think you can go. Oh, complex. Yo, can we go? I can't believe
we didn't even look this up. Dude, we are Americans. Bamcom army dot mill. Go to it.
We are Americans. We deserve to go in there. Pay for this. You know, it's really shitty
is that we pay for things. U.S. Army Aviation and Missile Command. Can we go in there? Is that
James Clapper? That sounds like a really funny last name. That is James Clapper. Clapper. He was
the head of the NSA. He lied in front of Congress. What a bitch. I have to shit. Oh, dude, it's called
amcom. Amcom. Yeah, scroll down. Amcom. Deputy. It's annual amcom 101 aviation. That's like a conference.
I don't think you can just go here, though. Who says we can't visit? Can you visit?
Contact us for you. I think it's funny that we pay. Yeah, I don't think you can go here. I think
it's funny that we pay for all this shit. But yet we can't even set foot inside of it. Right.
So that's like von Braun complex. And then over here is like the missile intelligence.
But like I think this I think people who work here like live here and like they have baseball
fields and like it's a whole like Houston. NASA community. There's a rocket thing right there.
Where? The hole up here. Yeah. Zoom in. What is that? No, it's just like a grain. Missile
silo. No, it's underwater. Marshall Medical. Like I think that's what this is. It's like a town,
like a complex kind of like what they call it in Houston. Space Force. Johnson Space Center.
Space Force. No, Johnson Space Center. Right. Oh, yeah. And they said like the guy gave it to
him for like a dollar or something. Remember that the college or something like that. Rutgers or
Ruger's or something. Was it Rutgers or Ruger's that college that college was saying like they
gave it to them sold it for like a dollar. They sold it to him for like a dollar. So they could
have like the NASA complex. And then but they said you can never like get rid of it. You have to
always do NASA shit here. Wasn't there like a stipulation? Yeah, it was like a yeah. That's
something I said. They sold it. A college sold it to NASA for like a really good price and NASA
bought it. They simply gave it. And then said if you ever sold it or something like that. You
have to get back to the college. You have to give it. We have to give the land back to the college.
So I think this whole complex. Is that a rocket? That's a rocket. Or like a test fixture. I think
they do like engine testing down here like testing rocket engines and shit. Gotcha. So I think this
is Saturn Road. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Saturn Road. Yeah. So this is like where they test shit.
Can you scroll down going there's like all these complexes go south and then like a little south.
These are all techs. You eat soggy. Well, let's go southwest a little bit.
I saw like a bridge. No, no, no. Like you said where that marshes.
There's like a bridge over there somewhere. Yeah, it's a bridge. A bridge right here.
I think there's alligators in there. Well, no, what I'm thinking is like I'm thinking you can
probably just drive. There's a pubic's right there. I think you just drive into this town.
I don't know. The thing is, we don't have a car. That's the thing though.
I think I think I think I think people work there but live to the left. If you want to,
we can get a rental car for the one day we're in Alabama. True. But I mean, it just doesn't make
sense. I think they live there. Oh, and they just work. Yeah. And then they just commute the 10,
15 minutes. Right. Right. Right. Right. But they have like all the different like actual working
building. I didn't know. I didn't know command center. It's defense. I didn't either. I didn't
either. I mean, we still call it von Braun complex or something. There's von Braun complex and von
von Braun and missile defense. Oh, von Braun. This is like the von Braun to building and this is
the von Braun von Braun one building missile defense. Missile defense agency. You think we'll
probably get in trouble. This is like looking at it. Do you think we'll get in trouble for looking
at it? No, we're I'm a fucking nerd about space and missile shit. What are you talking about? Dude,
I say I say this is like the Pentagon where it has like a giant parking lot and then you just
like going and working during the day. It's funny that they have that many people there. But yeah,
there's probably not that many people in that building. Actually, I bet you five bucks. What
it is is that the building looks smaller than it is, but everything's underground or that's like
many floors. True. Yeah. Actually, you know what we could do, Mike, if you really want to is just
get a rental car and just pay for like a day. Well, what's I'm saying? Instead of having to deal with
any like, let me go to Bucky's, let me go to Bucky's, but we're going to be landing in the evening.
So we'd have to like get the rental car that evening and like drive around
that evening. What time do we land? Like 645. We can go to Bucky's. We could definitely go
to Bucky's. But is it worth getting a rental car for one day? Then we don't have to Uber.
Yeah, because then we could just Uber. We could just drive back to the airport. Exactly. Let me
hold me. I would say I would say get it kind of down for it because if we only like 50 bucks.
Yeah, I don't think it'd be if that hold on a minute because it may just go to Bucky's because
Bucky's is open all 24. Yeah, maybe they wouldn't get snacks. You down? Flight status. Wait, where
my flights go? I just like how we just now fucking noticed about this. Well, I noticed it the other
day and I couldn't remember if I told you that I was just like looking around and was like, wait a
second. There's more to fucking the space center. Like we're we're we're dumb. We're dumb people,
you know? We're not the brightest people. Oh, wait, Huntsville. Oh, no, it's on this one. What's
that? I'm just trying to find I have so many so many flights 641 we land 641 p.m. We land
and then we have to grab a we'd have to either get an Uber over to the hotel or we could get a
rental car. Do I'm going to look it up and see how much it is? Sure. Why not?
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Hey, what day were we going to Washington?
Washington. Yeah. The 13th. Yeah. So are we there on the 14th?
Yeah. What time do you want to go there on Friday? What time do you want to go to the
space center? The space center? That's the space. Oh, we can book our book right now.
There's 10 11 12 noon. One, two, three, let's do it first. Let's attend 10. We can get over
there by 10 because we're going to be wanting to get over there early. Same day passes are released
at the beginning of 8am each morning via the webpage. Same day passes are often booked very
quickly. Can you book it? I'm booking right now. My ass is sweaty. Confirm. I'm gonna do
the restroom real quick. Terry. Terry. Yeah. Yeah. Is this right before we'll be right back.
I'm back folks. I'm back. I'm tripping over my shit. I took my slippers off before I came back
before I left and then I tripped over when I came back. This is crazy. Oh, that's from your phone.
Yeah. Look at that. What is it? It's a Prince Rupert drop, but just like
absorbing 20 tons.
A what? A Prince Rupert drop. I don't know what that is. I don't know what it is either,
but if fucking did 20 tons and dented some shit, I think it's just a piece of glass.
Oh, and it's so hard. It's so like
Yeah, it's a piece of glass and it doesn't break over 20 tons. Just deforms and then dents it.
Yeah. Holy crap. 20 tons. That's insane. What the fuck are they testing that? It says the
Prince Rupert drop is a teardrop shaped glass marvel formed by cooling malted glass in water.
It's a surface compresses while a core stays under tension, creating incredible strength.
This bulbous head can withstand up to 40,000 pounds of force, but small nick to the
this. What is that? That's so huge. I like to have paper tickets to things. You like just so
that I can, you know what I mean? I don't like to have to like pull up some email or something
on my phone. Science bitch. I don't like it. Fuck you, Terry. I'm excited to go to the Aaron
Space Museum. I just have you been there before? No, I was supposed to go, but you had to get
timed entry, but you didn't get it. Well, we went there. We went there and then they wouldn't let
you in. Well, we're like, we're about to walk in and then you saw the sign that said we walked in
and we were starting to walk in. They're like, hi, your tickets. I'm like, I go fuck tickets.
And they go, they told you had to think. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta reset your reservation. I was
like, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, you need tickets to come in here. She's like, yeah, I'm like,
what kind of place are you running here? You didn't say I didn't say that, but it's a great story.
Oh my god. But I did say you gotta have tickets. She's like, yeah, it's like they just want, uh,
uh, not that many people in there. They don't want to give in time. I see.
Because there's too much, there's too much artifact history going on in there. But yet,
if you want to go to the Smithsonian, anybody can walk in there. You just walk in.
Yeah, just checking. What are you checking? What are you talking about? I'm just looking at the
rental car for a Huntsville, right? We get there on. You wanted to check. Get there on Wednesday
night. The 12. Yeah. At this time. Yeah, I just want to make sure that the time's right.
What is it at like six o'clock in the morning?
Oh yeah, we got a layover.
How would we land at six in the morning? You dummy. We would have to take a like a fucking red
eye and then our flight out is the same price. Same time. So I'm going to do let's say just say
like five, five, 35. Yeah. Jesus. You are hot and heavy.
Oh, did we get a minivan? Hell yeah. Have you ever,
do they give you a rental car when you go for work? Oh, this is too expensive. Oh wait, no,
that's cheaper. Oh, there you go. $50. Econ 52. Oh, what if they have an electric car? We're not
doing that. Dude, just do it one time. I will never do it. If you want it, you're going to have to
book it. I will never booking a car. I always wanted to try a drive an EV. Cool. Oh, do you get
a, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do this one. Mystery car. Maybe gas hybrid or
EV. Oh, that's why you get such a cheap price. Get a mystery car. Fuck you, dude.
So it'd be, is this with all the taxes and shit though? I don't know. Let me just double check.
Probably not. 75. Yeah. So this is what it would be. Do a mystery one. I could do a mystery one.
I could probably go through work again like I did before and get a cheaper price. Do you want to
do it for $75? Is it worth it? It would be cool. It almost is because we're going to pay for an Uber
there and back anyway. Well, we're not going to go to Bucky's.
What? We're going to pay an Uber to go to Bucky's. No, I'm saying we already have to pay for an Uber
to go from the airport to the hotel and then back the next day. Yeah, but that's probably like
$11 each way. So and we have to find food and we have to get food. Some places we have to get food
for like breakfast and shit before we go to the NASA. I mean, like DC is one thing because it's
like all compact DC. You don't need no. I'm just a Uber. But I know. But like here it's like
do the mystery ones. See how much the mystery one is. I like the mystery idea. That one's
fucking cool. It's like a scuba snack. Do the mystery dog. Dude, you don't know. You never know
what you're going to be like 65. So we would each have to pay an additional $33. Fuck it, bro.
If you do the mystery one, we should do it. Do the mystery one. Obviously, we get the only thing
is we have to like spend. We could potentially have to spend a little more time like getting it
and dropping it off. It's fun. Fuck it, right? Yeah, dude. I like getting rental cars with you.
Yeah, me too. All right. And then that night and then that night we can go roam around. I'm going
to look. Hopefully get a Mustang and then we'll ask if we're going to murder people.
Set a reminder for tomorrow at 6am.
Check Huntsville rental car price.
So I'm going to log on tomorrow. I'm going to log on on my work thing because I got a fat discount.
Oh, for this for our rental car. So I'm going to check and then if it's like
cheaper than this, dude, what if it's like 40 bucks? Dude, if it's 40 bucks for the mystery thing,
do fucking do it. Light it up. If it's our EV, I'm going to be so fucking mad. If it's if it's
what I say, I don't know. I want to charge that fucker. You don't have to.
You just burn the battery down and bring it back. It doesn't say it's not like with a gas
somewhere. You have to fill it back up. Think about this. If bring it back,
fully charge. Think about this. If you did get an electric car, yeah,
I don't know how to charge those. I don't want to go to some charging place. I don't pay with
a card or some shit. I don't think you would have to. You, Terry. I'll pay if it's an electric car.
I'll pay for the fucking electrical fee. Plus most of the time when you go to at a hotels,
they have charging stations, EV parking, which you can just park your car there and charge in the
middle of the fucking night. Special parking. This hotel is not a not saying because we have
an electric car. It's fucking we have a special VIP parking or something. Just get a parking
spot that has a fucking stall that you could charge your goddamn car. That's all I'm saying.
The only fucking thing I'll get an EDV. I probably need EV and EDV vehicle mystery vehicle.
I love that fucking. I like how they fucking call it mystery car awaiting image mystery car,
maybe gas hybrid or EV or similar. What is or similar?
Dude, imagine, imagine we get the mystery car right? One small bag, one large bag,
backup. You're guaranteed to have Bluetooth on a backup camera, but you have no fucking clue
what it's going to be. It'd be so fucking funny if they go. Uh, they gave you some luxury, some
luxury thing. They're like, all we have is this Corvette. Well, luckily we have two people.
No, they give you a Tesla midsize electric. They give you, um, like a big ass truck or
like a full luxury vehicle or something like that. They give us like a fucking suburban
minivan, full size SUV. I mean, I'm okay with this. Like fucking, this is the car we had in
Florida. The traverse. Yeah, that was fun. That big. There was way too much space. Like we didn't
need that big for the three of us. I didn't even book it. I booked like a small SUV or something
or a car. Yeah. I think you booked like a, like a camera or something and they gave us a fucking
SUV. Yeah. They upgraded us because that's what they had. Probably that's the, probably.
Didn't you fucking spin the tires or some shit? It was the wet outside.
Did you like this? Really? Like rear wheel driver? It's front. No. I think it felt like
rear wheel. It felt like rear wheel. Yeah. I hated that bitch. I remember. Yeah. You fucking stomped
on it while we were going back to the fucking thing. That's what I'm saying, dude. It had just
rained. The pavement was slippery with the oils. If we can, if we can like a Tesla, dude, we could
just romp on it. We can romp on it. No matter what you just hit that shit. You're going to let me
drive it though. Only if you put your name down as the driver, I'll put myself as a co-driver.
Then we have to pay more money, but it's a mystery. We're going to spend five minutes in this
fucking car in Alabama. So then just let me have a drive. If you want to drive, you should just drive.
True, but you're going to do it through your thing. I can put your name as the driver. Oh,
I've realized that you could do that. I just have to pay more if it's two different people. True.
We can just pick one person and it's amazing. I don't feel like driving, but if it's a Tesla,
if we get a Tesla, you let me drive in it. No. Yeah. You have to put your name in as the driver.
No, like now. We just go down like a random suburban street and I just drive for a little
second. No, I just want to see how it feels. Nope. Let me do it. We're not getting a Tesla.
I'll suck your dick. Oh, fucking suck your dick. I'll fucking suck your dick, bro.
We are soaking deep. Well, it says if you get the mystery one, you could get a Tesla.
It did not say Tesla. It's an EV or similar. That's the only thing that's the EV. No,
there's a fucking EV. What? There's like Nissan Leaf. There's Nissan. There's a,
my coworker got a new one, Nissan. Everybody's Nissan these days. There's like a Volkswagen one,
a Kia one. Everybody has a luxury car now. Yeah. It's not just Teslas. Yeah. And these guys are
going to have like a fleet of Teslas. They're going to have other like, I'm waiting for like a
50 50 split. Oh, 50 50 split you right in him. Right up the backside. You farting? No. I'm just
moving. What I'm waiting for is like a prime that had like, damn dude, you farting. I'm sliding.
Like I'm waiting for a car that's like a rap for prime so you can spend a million dollars on it.
A rap for that gets like, 150 miles on electric and like 200 miles on or like maybe 300 miles on
gas. So as a can. Oh, so you can like bang down the electric and then if you ever need to go
far far, you can like kick in all the gas. Yeah. And you're like maxing out. Yeah. That car is going
to be so complicated and expensive to maintain and it's going to cost a fuck ton of money. 100%.
But you're going to be like, I want it anyway. Yeah. Because I don't really trust. I don't
trust like electric. The fully electric. Yeah, it makes you nervous. It does. Because like
depends on the application. Yeah. In all honesty, what I do, like I live, you know,
I don't drive that far anyways. When the bomb cyclone couple weeks ago, the bomb cyclone
where it was windy and power people's lost power. Yeah. They're like around over by Seattle. It was
like way worse. Yeah. Yeah. And like is a car like Bellevue and people had no power for like
a week or something or like five days. Yeah. So many people over there own Teslas and like
the they didn't, they couldn't charge the car to go to work because they don't have power.
That's the downside when there is like a disaster like that. Yeah. Yeah. So like the Tesla charging
stations had insanely long lines. So like, I know that's not every day, but you're fucked if that's
good for Elon. It's making them but you know what I mean, though, like if you're in that position,
you have to just like wait hours and hours and hours in line to charge your car. Yeah. Imagine.
That'd be so shitty. Like there's a new I think what was it? I just I just remembered the name
of I think it's called there's a there's a company that's coming out with the electric car, but also
has a generator inside of it, which kind of defeats the purpose. Like a diesel generator or something
or something. I forgot what it's called. It's like an old it was like an old vehicle like Jeep
company, but it wasn't Jeep. This is a brand new car. It's a it's a company. Yeah. It's a brand
new car that's coming out in the next couple years, but it's like a new electric car with the
yeah generator. So I forgot what it's called, such as an F I think. Ram pickup. Nope, not that.
Korra. No.
Look up. Look up. Just look up new, new electric car.
Yeah, new electric car list. Look at that. See what that comes up with.
This is probably going to give. Yeah, it's already out.
Outcoming or there future EVs every electric vehicle coming soon.
I forgot what it's called. I think it starts with an F.
Oh, nope, not that one. Is that you said SUV or something? It's an SUV kind of it starts with
I believe it starts with an F, but you can just go through it.
Why are you writing generation? Looking for generator. I don't think it's going to give
you the generator part. Yes, I think it's called not Ranger.
No, just fucking scroll. It goes in order. Just go to the F's.
I know Brad really wants that link links.
Kind of like link or whatever the fuck it's called anyways, keep going down.
Kind of like a link.
He's kind of stupid. Damn, what the fuck is that? The one with the generator in it.
The canoe start up. Yeah, but here's me out here. The canoe promise more than 500 horsepower.
Cool. And then at least 200 miles of range. That's trash.
This is the this is the thing from Westworld Season three. Is it? It's like a canoe.
Electric taxi looking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Corvette. Oh my God.
And you said it was an F board. Yeah, it's a Ford or not a Ford. It's not a Ford. So
project go up. Go up, go up, go up, go up, up, up, up.
It's not in there. Dodge Charger Daytona. It's a new. I don't remember what it's fucking called.
Ionic. Oh, is that a Lamborghini? That's a Hyundai Honda O series saloon.
Huh? G-Blog in here. It's not Fisker.
Fisker. It's not Fisker. I've heard that before. Recon. Recon. Land Rover. Recon. Recon.
I think you're making this up. It has a generator in it. You can get a generator in it.
For what? To power your house?
These are all just too like futuristic looking. I'm trying to.
Lucid gravity. Was it a lucid? No, lucids are probably lucids are like hell expensive.
They're like the luxury. But they're like they give you like the top down like.
They give you like fancy shit. No, I forgot what it's called, man. It starts with an F.
I looked at it like a while back. The company's toadstool at the Nef or the actual model looks.
I think it starts with an F. Polestar. Polestar is a pretty cheap. There's a Polestar.
It's called. It's not. It's not Fisker, but it's like. Frontier. Frontier electric cars.
At least we're not on any budget airlines like Frontier.
Although I heard people don't like American Airlines. I don't really mind it.
That was the one we were on the hot ass. Tarmac in Arizona, Iran and American.
Yeah, but it wasn't that bad. It was nothing with like the nice Mexican
attendant lady or something. It was like attractive. Do you remember that? I think so.
Like that was the plane. Scout Terra. That's what it's called. It's called Scout.
Does not start with an F. This is like a throwback. They're like trying to make it almost half look
like a Rivian and half look like an old F one 50. This is so look that up. So go to Scout Terra.
This is this is what I'm so. I'm so sorry. I really am. No, it just looks like a Rivian. Take
it back. But like if you go on to their site, Scout motors, Scout motors is a Volkswagen group. No
wonder. No wonder. No wonder they're coming back.
So you can get the SUV, which is I would get the SUV to be honest.
Because I'm an SUV kind of man, you know what I'm saying? Looks like a Bronco.
You're sure it has a generator. Dude, I'm looking it up. You Nimrod.
A gasoline powered range extender is available. Yeah, which is a generator.
Generator. A generator, which is it gives so what? So basically, this is a fancy way of saying
it's a fucking hybrid. What do what do people do this? Why don't they just say it's a hybrid?
It only gives you like a hundred more miles. Oh, a gasoline powered range extender is available.
Yeah. Are you on their website? I'm on their website right now. Scout Terra. It's it's not
loading for me that much. Scout. Scout. It's the bottom one. No, you're good. You're good.
How dare you? How dare you suck my cock? I'm trying to like look like it actually looks like
a Maverick, an electric Maverick. That's a good shot. It really does, huh? It's more boxy.
It has like the Rivian style, but it's kind of a Mavericky Rivian type of thing. Terra truck
and traveler SUV. You want the SUV because it looks like a Bronco. You like the Bronco?
Look at that fucking slide. Oh, no, this kind of looks like a what's that Toyota? What's that?
Like four-runner? No. Land Rover. Thank you. Land Cruiser. Land Cruiser. That this looks like those
Land Cruisers that the old timing guys like. Yeah, so you can get. Whoa. Yeah, it's interactive.
Look at that front. Thanks, Apple. Thanks, Apple. Ready for work, play, camping, towing, anything.
Oh, I see what you said, Apple, because that's that pioneered the whole scrolly website. Yeah,
the fucking scrolly website. Up for the unknown. The traveler SUV is for the daily driver who
comes Saturday, isn't afraid to head off course. Is that you, Terry? Yeah. Offering the front and
rear locking differentials, four-wheel drive and a durable body on frame platform. You'll blaze
your own trail. However rough it may be. Go first, go farther. Pure electric models offer up to
350 miles of range. Scout's extended range models offer 500 miles of range or more through a built
in gas-powered generator. Shout out to you, Terry. Even in the middle of nowhere, you can still get
there. But it defeats the purpose of an EDV if you're charging. Yeah, sorry. I'm so. This is actually,
I kind of like, I like this. I do like the lines on it. The body lines. I think it's kind of cool.
You're right though. The front because very Bronco ish or bored. I would buy that.
You can put bike tires in the back. I can put all our bikes on top.
That's a small back end. I like that has the rear tire swing out thing. That's cool.
Bring your world with you. Stretch out in a roomy cabin with seating for up to six.
I don't care about the six. Oh, the front seat is a bench seat. No,
seating up to six. I bet the front is a bench seat. I bet you it's a third row. I bet you
it's a third row. I hope it's a bench seat in the front. That's that. You know, like old school
trucks, they should go back to that. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like now you have like just
big ass consoles in the center. Yeah, you know what I mean? I want to see inside. Go back. Go back.
I want to interior. Go back. Shut the fuck up. Back. There's the interior. I was going to click
on that. You weren't a bench seat. Look, it's so probably two to two. It's probably, you know,
it's probably like two to three to two, three, three. That's eight. It's eight. It's two to two.
You know, it's just like, no, you got to swing around. Why are they like flattening the steering
wheel because they want it for our pleasure? Wait, how do I read you? How do I get through? I don't
know. Press buttons and shit. I want to see the inside. Can you click on doors? It's a nice shot.
Is that a spoiler on the roof? What is that? That's a fucking that's a sunroof for a thing.
How do I go inside the vehicle? You open the door.
So you try opening the door.
Wait, can you like click on the buttons? The red dots? You fuck.
So what four people sit in the back seat or is it like only one pop up seat in the back?
I think it's like one pop up seat in the back.
Bring everyone.
Inspired design.
That's a show title. Inspired design. Inspired design. X community UX. No more competing for
Ox, a digital ecosystem sharing Scout community X. Your co-pilot control the screen while you
focus on the road ahead. Sounds like what you should be doing on our fucking trips.
Real control. Oh, actual physical buttons. Love that. Built out rugged yet comfortable.
Bring everyone. Show me the fucking back seat. How is it that seating prep to six?
It's not long enough to have another seat back there.
How does that work? There's dimensions if you go to the next page or the next slide.
Back out of this. If you back out of that. There's like a dimension right there to right.
But like why would it just be one seat in the third row and not two or three? You know what
I mean? Like if it's a fold up seat type of thing. Yeah. I'm lost. I'm actually really confused by this.
They don't even have any like physical mockups. It's all just computer generated.
I can reserve now. I don't think they're ever going to get this to market.
You know how much that's going to be $100,000. $50,000. The entry model is low as $50,000.
And the retail price is under $60,000. Initial production target is $20,000.
It's a 2028 on here. Well, but I would only get I would only get like the electric plus gas,
obviously $100 scout vehicles will be engineered in Detroit built in South Carolina and backed by
the manufacturing and production expertise of Volkswagen group. So you know they're going to
they're going to they're going to have some diesel scam. They're going to have some diesel scam going
on. Not a scam, but like some diesel controversy. You you're rock hard for this to be on. I would
get it. And it fucking $60,000. I could trade in my car, but then I'd still be paying out the
fucking ass. This is you and this is me behind you. Because I'd get the truck. I'd get the fucking
I'll get that. The only thing I would do is you and this is me. The only thing I would be worried
and we're ripping through Huntsville, Alabama. Oh yeah, dude. We're going to try the Huntsville,
Alabama and rip to Alabama. I would do we're going to like pull up at von Braun Studios and
be like, yo, stop von Braun. And he seemed like, stop dog. Check out these vehicles. I'm just
what I'm really waiting for is fucking the most versatile pickup. The original SUV. Actually,
I don't know. The truck looks kind of cool. Retail prices are really don't need a truck
bed to be honest. You'd prefer the inside cargo in the back there. Yeah. You little betcha.
Oh, electric and then electric put gas. Yeah, I just get that one obviously.
Oh, you don't have to pay $100 to just reserve a spot and then you have to pay the extra like
no, you can get it for $100. Imagine secure spot.
Dude, you should reserve your spot. Your feet. This is $100. I'll go back to you once you buy it.
Reserve your reserve fee is refundable until your order is confirmed.
Oh, I mean, you can cancel your $100 back. Yeah. Never mind. But if they start completing your
order, you gotta pay. You know, you just does $100. Does it go towards the order? Probably not.
Probably not. Wait, what did it say in what year? 2027.
It's not that far away. It's like three years from now. Two years from now. See,
it, it just says initial production targeted. Yeah, that's just the hopes and dreams. This is
two. Let's go down. You got to find the two spot. Is there a two? Oh, right here. I found it.
Two, initial production starts in 2027 based on the current projections is subjected to change.
Actually availability may differ. Exactly. That means like the very first one they make is going
to be at the end of 20. That's what that means. Initial production, meaning you ain't getting
yours until like way later than that. And then four is here. Here are the one, two's and three's and
four's. One, the pricing in the US market only entry model price reflects target pricing with
incentives available incentives at the end of the sale may vary based on your current federal,
state and local offerings and subject to change without notice. This may impact the final purchase
price. Retail price reflects low starting manufacturers adjusted retail price MSRP.
Price does not include any federal state or slash local tax subsiderity, subsiderity,
subsidies and incentives that may be available. All prices are subject to change and exclude
taxes, title, license and other fees as well as certain premium features and add-ons. Two,
the initial product target, target starts in 2027 based on the current projections and subject
to change. And actually availability may differ. Three, manufacturer project estimated based on
internal targets, EPA estimates will be provided when available range varies with temperature
driving habits, charging and battery condition. Four, refuel anywhere refers to the vehicle
ability to charge at an electric charging station and powered by a gasoline generator.
Charging times and availability may vary by location. Anywhere consult the owners manual
for specific operating instructions and limitations. There you go. We're building trucks for people
who give a damn. This is their story. I've got a big ass warehouse coming in.
1.3 million square feet assembled. We go back down. This is their building business in
body shops in producing over 4,000 production jobs. One mission. Blythewood, South Carolina is
the home of Scout. They're making the factory right now. Move to South Carolina, Blythewood,
and be part of the future with Scout Motors. I wonder if they can actually, they have probably
careers showing up across America. A future that honors the past. These were like cars that were
already like, oh, Scout is the name of a company that's been around a long time. Yeah, I didn't know
this. I think the motherfucker Scouts used to be in there like reviving the company with like
these electric cars. Yeah, I didn't know that's what they always fucking do. Wait 2022 Scout
Motors born. What was it before? Which one's a Scout? All of them was Scouts. It wasn't called
Scout Motors, it was just called Scout. Scout by International. But Scouts were in the, I think,
in the war or some shit. They were just like a little like Jeep cars. Oh, cool. I wonder if they
have a logistics manager. They have 91 jobs opened. You want to be a logistics person? I'll be
head of engineering. You'll be head of logistics. Senior manager or total rewards? That's HR.
Is it? Total rewards means HR, like rewards that means HR. You don't want that.
Wait, what are all the, do you read all the job openings? Oh, here the logistics right here.
Manager of logistics planning. I can do that. Logistics planning? Senior manager in-house
logistics operations. I can do that. But you're not a senior manager. Specialist in material
planner pre-series. Specialist, personal planning and KPI management in-house logistics. I could
definitely be a manager. Isn't that what you are now? Yeah, exactly. That's why I can fucking do it.
Oh god. Blythewood? What? It's in Blythewood. South Carolina? Yeah. I think I spelled that wrong.
Nope. Yep. I didn't put an E in there.
It's a suburb of Columbia. I just want you to know it says it has a population of 4,000 people.
It's going to be more now. You want to go down to McMurdo Beach? This is where the factory is.
What factory? Police. With a police? No, for flyboys. SpaceX? No. JetBlue.
No. Flyboys? Where the fuck are the flyboys?
They have a... A sub-garage?
Obsessed garage. Yeah, who the fuck are you talking about?
They have an airplane manufacturing plant down here.
Oh, the people that you work for? Oh, gotcha. The people that you work for?
Wait, what can you do? You're an engineer, yeah? Yeah.
Engineer, calibration and testing powertrain and chassis.
Engineer of R-E-X development. A manager of powertrain development and validation.
That's in Michigan. Whoa, what is this? Looks like a parking lot to me. Wait.
That's not a parking lot. That's something else. That's just full of cars.
Dude, imagine if you were here... That's just full of unsell cars.
If you worked here, you had to park there and then come over here. No, they got parking lots over here.
They got parking lots like these probably. I've never been here before.
You should see if you can go down there. Yeah.
And then while you're there too, you should ask them, hey... I want to work at Scout.
Do you all have a credit card in some windows? What? What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, you got any funny videos for me? You're checking the seams.
What? You're such an idiot. Got you, bitch. It's not... It's not Windows. It's credit cards and
cheesecloth and dish soap. Don, dish soap. Not fucking Windows, you dummy.
Do you have any funny videos? I haven't gotten funny videos lately.
Where are they making this plant? I don't fucking know. Probably in that dirt patch.
They said it's right by I-77. Right there. Right here. No, down here. Down here. Yeah,
right there probably. That's the plant right there. I would assume... Scout? Scout motors?
We're just typing Scout motors.
It's gonna take us to Detroit. Nope, it's gonna take us to...
Dan's discount auto? It's taking us to Oak Grove. Oh, Columbia. It's not in here yet.
Nah, it's sort of... This is powered by... Their website is powered by Greenhouse.
You want to listen to this guy? Who what now? Oh yeah, Inspiration.
This is the guy who's talking about being inspired as a cart pusher at Walmart.
Don't leave your job. Life is a joke.
Is why I've been hooking down this job at Walmart.
Well, some of the music, it's like... It's inspiration. It's inspiration music.
Excuse me. Now, if you don't know, I make $15 an hour pushing carts. It's a very easy...
It's not bad for like a cart pusher, is it? I mean, it's not good money, but it's like...
I just remember when I was a kid and minimum wage was like $5.
If you're getting paid $15 an hour just to kind of be there and push...
And 40 hours a week to push carts around. It's not bad for what you are doing.
Yeah, it's not much to it. I'm very to myself. I don't nobody bothers me.
I would just listen to podcasts all day long, like when I'm in headphones and shit.
That's what I would do. I ain't got to talk to nobody.
Very easy, easy job. But let me tell you all the reason I've been hooking this down.
I used to tell people on my channel all the time, you know, a job will never get you nowhere in life.
And that's just not good advice to give people, right?
Hit them with the hard ones. Good job.
Life can really make you believe that...
Dante, Dante, God damn stupid.
Sorry, Dante.
Now, now hear me out because this about to get real.
Well, let me rephrase that. People like myself will make you believe anything is possible.
Right? That's what anybody who's motivating will try to tell people, right?
Anything is possible. You can accomplish anything you want. I used to be that person.
He's like, I used to think I could follow my dreams and achieve anything.
Now I don't. Now I work at Walmart.
I respect the grind in your YouTube that you got. You got going on and everything.
But yeah, you're right there. Probably you are working in stealing company time and you are
documenting. He's not actually pushing cars right now.
You pushed a cart on a film.
I just want to say I love how you said that. You're like, motherfucker, you are stealing company time.
Unless, unless, unless Dante.
I love that. That's your mindset.
Unless Dante.
You're like so keen on that.
Unless you're like on a break or on your lunch doing this.
But even if he's pushing carts while talking,
even push what? Yeah, even though you're...
He can't be doing that.
I'm pretty sure.
That's not good.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be on your phone while you are working.
But give us some life.
Shit.
Like that person.
Listen, the reality is life ain't no game.
Like, life is not no joke.
Snip that.
Life ain't no game.
I don't know how.
I'll be quiet.
Hold on.
Do it again.
Anything you want.
I used to be that person.
The reality is life ain't no game.
Like life is not no joke.
People out here really struggling.
Fills, utilities, food, all of that stuff is just ain't no game.
You are like not saying that people out here are living check to check.
A lot of people are.
That's a good show title.
Life ain't no game.
I love inspired design though.
But not everybody.
Dude, some episodes, there's like so many bangers to choose from.
In some episodes, there's nothing.
Yeah, life ain't no game.
Damn, I just love.
But a lot of people are having a hard time.
You know, like the middle class and the poor people.
Who the fuck is he on about?
I don't know.
People like me, I'm considered.
Life humbles.
I've been.
He's basically saying, hey, if you've got a job, at least you've got a job.
Some people only have a job.
I think that's some of our real story.
I mean, that's what I say all the time.
Like people say it like.
Be grateful for what you do have.
I think some people when they come up to like, they'll say like, I hate my job.
It's like, hey, motherfucker, you have a job.
I go, it could be worse.
And they go, you could be homeless or
unemployed or you could probably be outside digging a ditch right now.
Right.
For like five bucks under the table.
And then like true.
I'm like, you have a you have a like, yeah, like people are getting better.
Like people where I work at, they make more.
A lot more.
They make like at least 20, 21 bucks an hour.
Doing what they're doing.
And they complain about it.
It's just like, I get it.
Oh, dude, I have an idea.
Hear me out.
You want an idea?
Hear me out.
Ready?
I'm going to write this down.
Ready?
Right.
2026 Japan.
Why?
Because you read the comment.
F1.
Oh, you want to like try to go to Suzuka in 26?
Yeah.
Do they have my thought?
Do they have the calendar for 2026?
No, but we can.
I'm pretty sure it might be the same.
Suzuka is already extended.
So they changed Suzuka from like September up to earlier in the season.
I think Suzuka you fall for your ex-Hel-Sheet.
Funny you say that.
I think Suzuka is round three, which I don't know what that day is.
Ah, it's so early.
But hear me out.
The reason why I say that is.
Wouldn't you rather like go to some Middle East country or something?
No, no, no.
The reason why I say go to Suzuka is because the yen is so.
Right now.
Not saying it could be later.
But if the if the dollar is really strong with the yen, we should go because then everything would be
Hel-Sheet.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
Because and also I was just hearing that.
That like they.
They they're doing like free domestic flights within China.
Or not China.
Japan.
Sorry.
I've had they're doing free domestic flights for tourists.
That year Japan air that year.
Well right now.
I'm not saying that well soon.
Wait, stop.
Right now there's free flights within Japan.
For tourists.
Yes.
So you have to to encourage people to come be tourists in Japan.
To encourage what they're doing is like if you you you to fly from like.
To fly to Tokyo or something.
You have a flight.
Yeah, you have a flight to Japan and then you book through Japan.
Eric Osaka, please.
Osaka.
Yeah.
Osaka these notes.
Can we fly ANA from Seattle.
ANA.
I'll nip on.
It's like the major international Japanese plane carrier.
Probably.
Let's look it up.
And then and then you while you're doing that you fill out more information.
Like if you want to take another flight from like.
So you wanted to go to Tokyo to.
The racetrack.
Which I don't know where the racetrack is.
Suzuka.
Yeah, it's south I think.
Fights to Tokyo with five stars.
April 6th and 4th.
That's next year's Suzuka.
Okay.
So.
Two people.
What's the date?
April 4th and 6th.
Can I go that far?
Yeah.
No, just go to this year.
Dum dum.
April?
Yeah, April.
But we would like go from like a Wednesday or Tuesday to Wednesday.
I'm going to go longer.
No, let's go longer.
Go like to like the 15th.
Two weeks.
Because if I go to Suzuka.
You want to spend time.
I only want to go for the race.
I don't care about everything else.
You want to let but you if you're going to fly so many hours to Japan.
You want to do other stuff.
I want to explore.
You know where we should go?
Where?
The Super Kamiokande.
What the fuck is that?
The fuck man?
That thing in the mountains in Japan?
Oh, where you can like take like a skyline down and stuff and drive.
Kamiokande?
Kamokande?
I like it.
We just skipped it.
Sorry, Dante.
This thing.
The Super Kamiokande.
Oh, yeah.
The thing with all the fucking lights.
That's in Japan.
Yeah.
My hardcore science geeks out there probably know about Super Kamiokande.
That's in Japan, dude.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to me.
Compare fairs plus or minus three days.
All right.
Here comes the pain.
I'm going to say three thousand.
Not per ticket per person.
No.
Oh, 1500 each way.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Are you human?
Traffic light.
Do you?
You are using VPN.
There's a traffic light.
Don't square two.
Square two.
Up here?
Yeah.
I don't see it.
There is one.
You're going to get it wrong anyways.
It doesn't matter.
Stairs.
Get the stairs.
I hate this so much.
Did I do it?
Yeah, dude.
You beat the nonhuman shit.
You beat the capture.
Oh, it's a thousand dollars.
Oh, shit.
Wait, when was the race?
When was the race, Terry?
The fourth.
Wait, that's April 16th.
Go back.
It's more money on the race.
Huh?
It's going to be more money.
See how much it goes up?
I'm just telling you.
Yeah, but you just go like the week before or something.
Ten thousand dollars?
Yo.
Wait, the race is the fourth?
Yeah, just go on a Tuesday.
Go to April.
April 1st.
Jesus Christ, Michael.
Sometimes when my dad texts me,
he like types something and hits send and then types another.
He's like, instead of actually typing out a long thing,
he'll be like, boom, enter, boom, enter, boom.
And it's so fucking.
Dude, I hate that so much.
I hate that so much.
I.
Yeah.
So do do do do April and then do the next seven days.
Fly back.
Well, you know, no, no, no.
Do next.
Oh, this is your return.
This is return.
Oh, fuck.
What did I do?
What did you do, brother?
Oh, I fucked up.
Hold on.
I fucked up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Passengers joined one.
You too.
Now processing.
God, we're stupid.
We should talk about some shit.
We should talk about some spaceship.
We have to talk about spaceship.
Yeah.
Okay.
Depart.
Oh, pick your depart.
Yeah, there you go.
Then your returns the the 15th.
Yeah, that works.
Okay, that's good.
Next April 1st.
Next.
And then we come back on April what 15.
Yeah.
Or or we go back on the Wednesday.
Okay.
This day.
Yeah, because cheap.
Click it.
No processing your fee.
We should talk about some spaceship.
We should look up some spaceship and talk about it.
What do you want to do?
Do we talk about whatever the fuck we want?
We can't talk about formula fucking one.
What spaceship do you want to talk about?
Whatever.
So economy changes refund.
Full flex available all seats.
Hanada for cool things about that airport.
Nonstop.
That's good.
10 hour flight.
That's pretty quick.
10 and a half.
Like that's not bad for like a long as international flight.
I guess.
No.
Leopold San Francisco.
I'm lost.
What am I even looking at?
Wait, what do I do?
Wait, click on the button.
Yeah.
This?
Yeah.
So that's the one.
Select return.
It's like return flight.
This is our flight going.
And this is a return flight.
That's at nine o'clock.
It's a nine o'clock at night.
I don't fucking know.
It's nine o'clock at night.
It's two o'clock in the afternoon.
So 1800 per person.
That's the total price down here for two passengers.
That's not bad.
And then they're saying through here you can add like domestic flights through.
I want to take the train.
That's fine.
From Tokyo.
But also also.
Also.
Think this too.
We have to get we got to get a visa.
Holy shit.
Taxes and fees make up this much of the price.
God damn it.
So and then international tourist tax security fee.
September 11 security fee.
I hate all this.
Animal and plant health inspection service user fee.
Passenger facility charge immigration fee.
Wait.
So say it again Terry.
Huh.
We have to do what we have to get a visa to.
To go vacation there.
Yeah.
Really.
So you have to get a visa.
Like you have to apply.
You have to apply through.
I think you got to get a visa.
Japan or something.
Visa Japan.
But don't they want tourists.
Yeah.
You just got to apply though.
You got to get a visa to go in there.
You can't just show them your passport.
Oh you could.
I'm going to let you know.
Visa application procedure.
Other countries.
Countries and regions that don't require.
Oh here visa exempt.
I want to see what we in the exemplist.
Oh dude we're on the exemplist.
Oh yeah we are.
Exempt of visa short term stay.
Hey look Terry.
This airplane.
That's a cool fucking airplane.
I'm such a fucking nerd.
You want to get a business class.
No because business class would be like fucking.
We'd sit in economy and we'd be just like.
It's only it's only 10 hours.
It's just like two domestic flights across country.
It's not that.
Yeah.
Oh there's not for many seats.
Or I don't know.
What are you saying about exemptions.
It says we have an exempt stay.
Oh wait stay up to 90 days.
We don't tourism.
So it's a show.
Visa.
Stay and it says countries and regions that do not require a visa to enter the Japan.
And then there's seven seven seven.
Seven.
Seventy one countries and regions for visa exemptions.
The United States is on there.
So we can go to Japan for up to 90 days on a vacation and not get a visa.
It says the period of the stay grant upon landing permissions will be 15 days for Indonesia
in 30 days.
Okay whatever.
90 days for other countries and regions.
We're the other countries and regions.
Yeah it looks like we can just stay there.
We just have to show them my ID.
We just get we just have to have a visa.
Wait we do or do not have to have a visa.
I don't.
I'll ask Drew.
Drew knows more about it because he's been there.
But I don't think you need a visa.
But it says online application visits the tourism.
Oh online application for visits to Japan with tourism purposes.
Oh you got to click this.
Electronic.
A visa.
I think it costs money too.
My dad is asking me which socks to buy at Costco.
Okay let's give them a recommendation.
Weatherproof vintage outdoor crew socks.
Or.
Oh Marino wool blend.
He wants these.
Yeah he wants those ones.
Wait what are those ones.
No I don't want those.
He wants the marino wool blend.
Get the marino wool blend and keep your feet warm.
You're doing it live.
We're doing it live folks.
So.
You think that's a lot of money or not a lot of money or what are your thoughts.
No that's not that much money to go to Japan for 15 days.
And this is on A&A.
I got to save money.
This is in two years.
Actually a year.
And a half.
Think about this Mike.
This that three grand is our trip in the U.S.
This is that's minusing like.
All of the things that we would do.
And it'd be cheap.
And I think the yen right now would just say if we did go this year.
Right.
At this time of time of year.
So it'd be $1800.
$1800 for a flight.
And I think that the tickets for Suzuka.
So Japan 2025 F1 tickets.
I feel like are really cheap.
I feel like the it was like sold out this last year.
Wasn't it like they had crazy high crowds.
It's possible.
It's I mean it is pretty big.
But like oh shit it's me.
I would love to go here Terry.
Yeah we can go there.
Yeah do why not.
So let's say grand stands for whichever.
We'll just do B2.
I don't know B2 is B2 is the turn.
What about the S's D.
A. Do you want to long straight what do you want.
Just give me estimates for a different.
We'll go through the S's.
So D. So D.
So give me dollars.
Actually yeah do dollars calculate the dollars.
Do it bitch.
Grandstand for Friday Saturday for a three day weekend.
$152.
What.
That's hella cheap.
And then if you really want to sit down by towards like the turn
where they come in crash all the time.
But for half and main straight into turn one.
Yeah.
500 bucks.
For a three day weekend.
And the S's.
The S's is like.
We were at the S's for Austin.
Yeah. We do this is again there's a lot of passing in this is.
Now.
Right.
How much are the S's.
150 two bucks.
For the S's.
Yeah.
Dude let's go.
And the grandstands for the outer side towards going into I think spoon.
Is $132.
Let's go.
I'm telling you man.
This is why I wanted to go to Japan.
Okay.
So it's $152.
To go into spot into D.
Actually wait hold on.
Oh.
It's it's 305.
305.
For the S's.
Yeah.
We can't visit the Super Commune Condé.
Why.
It says from the viewpoint of safety management in the mind individual
tours are not permitted as a general rule.
Damn.
But you can only go if it's like an education or research related thing.
Organization.
Drew.
All right not Drew.
I mean Mike.
What.
We are wanting education.
I know but we're not part of some organization that's like a university or something.
Yeah.
So the S's Mike in turn seven are 306 each.
For three days.
I'd be down to plan.
So there's that.
So let's just say would you say 36.
That's both.
So right like just write it out per person.
So right 1800.
1800.
Flight.
That's flight.
Figure like say 300.
And then tickets.
We'll just say 300.
Tickets.
But like hotels and like all the different places and I don't know where to fucking go.
It's like a lot of work to plan shit like this.
Well that's already that's 20 that's 21 already.
What I want what I would want to do is the trip is going to cost us a lot more than you think.
No shit asshole.
I would want to like contact some company in Japan that like can help plan out like where
we where we should stay and like cool things to do.
You know what I mean.
Because I wouldn't even know where to fucking begin.
If you bring a thousand dollars to Japan right now.
Yeah.
You'll get 150.
153 thousand dollars.
And yen which is a shit ton of money.
Ish.
But everything costs like.
Shit.
I'm just saying man.
But you know what I mean.
I wouldn't need I wouldn't know how to even begin booking a trip like this.
That's true.
I bet you five bucks if we asked you he'll go.
With us to the race.
He'll do it.
I would want to.
I'm pretty sure if we ask James.
I would want to.
You want to you want to you want to put this idea in people's heads.
I would want to.
Go to like a bunch of different like.
Places in Japan.
Like observatories and like other like cool things.
You know what I mean.
We could do that.
Yeah.
Like I'd rather do that than like spend my time in the city all the time.
I'm down.
I'm pretty sure everybody would be down to.
Like in the after like during the day we go like.
James trying to go to fucking Florida at the end of the year.
This year.
No.
Next year.
Why.
You didn't see that.
When.
Oh you don't have signal anymore.
I deleted that shit.
James texts me in the fucking if it's in chat.
He's asking us both the question.
Oh no.
Oh that's right because you said you only texted me on there.
I only text you.
And now that we do it on key you don't you just.
I don't know.
I just.
You're such a stupid little bitch.
I don't have any.
What do you say.
He texted this a while ago.
Oh for real.
Like a month ago.
It's at least a couple weeks.
I don't know why he just not text me saying like this shit.
Because the only way to text us together is on signal.
Yeah but if I don't reply you could also message me.
I texted.
Alex is planning a four park Disney three park universal trip to Florida next
December if either of you are interested.
Because Universal is going to have their third park opened up or something.
I think they're making that new.
I'm down.
Fuck it.
But I told him I'm going.
I just booked this trip with you in February.
I'm going to Mexico.
I'm like I just can't.
I can't just go everywhere all the time.
Vacation days and I'm not have endless money either yet.
Someone and so I basically told him I said I don't know.
Because I just booked these two trips and spent all this money.
And you just your reaction right there is very childish when you're if you were
seriously going to Japan you can't be like I'm down and then a couple months
later I'm going to go to Japan for two weeks.
It doesn't work.
Hold on.
How about you said I'm saying I said 2026 2027.
But now you're just saying things.
What's 2022 2027.
Because I have I have that shit too.
I have I have I can't just someone someone someone wants to go to can
and I can't everybody wants to go.
I know everyone wants to go.
It's you can't do everything.
You want to 2027 Japan.
You just said 2026.
Yeah we're scratching.
I don't think I'm going to Florida with them in December of next year.
I might.
I mean I'm.
Yeah I I can't just do all the trips all the time.
That only be two trips for me and I don't want to like I've been to Florida man.
I've been to Disney World.
I don't know.
I've never I've I've only done one side of Disney World.
I know but like we're going back to Florida not to Disney World but like in two months
we're going to be in Florida like I don't you know what I mean.
But we're not doing those things.
We're doing something else.
I know but this is this is a space fucking tour.
I know but I also don't want this.
I don't know that I want to go on a trip to Florida and go to seven theme parks on one trip.
Yeah I don't know.
I also don't know if I want to do that.
I'll be burnt.
That's what I'm saying.
Because someone someone wants to go to like Costa Rica and I'm like oh I want to go to Costa Rica.
I've heard good things.
So 2027.
I'd be totally down to go to an international F1 race.
I really want to go to one and I know they're cheaper.
Yeah they're cheaper but the flights are more expensive because it's farther away.
Right.
But 2027 Japan.
Why why does it have to be Japan.
Just because the like I really want to go to Japan just for the culture.
At some point at some point in my life.
Yeah and why not make it part of the F1 race tour thing.
Yeah and then I get it.
Also they have really fucking good food no matter where you go.
Because you've been there and it tastes good.
I've never been there.
They got really good food.
But if Anthony Bourdain rest in peace has gone there and said that like good food to get there
in Japan is fucking delicious then you go to Japan because it's fucking delicious.
You've been watching lots of No Reservations or something like old No Reservation episodes.
No but I know Anthony Bourdain.
You know him real well.
Yeah yeah.
I mean you were homes.
Did you used to watch No Reservations.
I used to yeah.
But he said like good food like you can anywhere in Japan you can get good food.
Ramen you can get ramen.
Hey Terry we're gonna get ramen every single day.
I'll get fuck.
I would.
You bitch had it in California.
Because we're in California.
You don't get fucking ramen in California.
We got ramen twice in California.
100 percent.
I know I will do it again.
We'll get sushi.
On hot days.
Who gets ramen on a hot fucking day.
Hey look at sushi ramen all the shit at Japan.
Yeah dude.
Pushing go one of those fucking carousel ones where you get the shit.
You just grab stuff off the fucking thing and it plates.
You've been talking to too much.
2027 Japan.
Question mark.
I'll put it in people's minds.
But if we if we plan on 2027 we got a plan in 2026.
Yeah no shit.
Hey suck my dick.
Wait when did when does Suzuka end.
We should probably check that.
It's not going to end Terry.
They're going to always extend it.
You're worried that it's going to run out where they're going to no longer extend it
and you're not going to be able to go.
I'll still go.
I'll still go to Japan.
Oh yeah yeah.
Well because what will you do instead of getting like a instead of getting like a hotel
we'll get like an Airbnb.
I would I'm not saying I wouldn't want to go see the race there.
But I would almost want to go to Japan more for like the cultural
touristy things like mountain like Mount DG.
I'm cool with that.
But my point is I I almost want to like I'd almost want to go to like a race in Europe or something.
Why on a race trip.
Probably because I wait do you want to I want to do an F1.
Do you want to do like I always fucking bandwagon thing.
What will we do like a triple header.
No I'm not.
No no no I'm not doing that.
I'm not going to follow F1 to three things in three weeks.
Like I've always wanted to go to Hungary for like the again the cultural things in Budapest.
OK.
Just like you want to go.
I don't like that track.
I think it's garbage.
Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth.
I heard you.
I want to go to Hungary.
I got for the cultural and beautiful artwork and construction.
Yeah.
We could then just go to the race as a throwaway thing.
Yeah you know I like that idea.
That's what I want to do.
Correct.
F1 with F1 races.
Use it as a way to go a reason to go there and then see cool shit.
Yeah it's not.
I don't care about the race.
I want to know because you don't actually see anything.
You don't get to see anything.
You just watch it for like two hours and just leave.
Right.
The place I really want to go to.
I do want to go to Suzuka one of them but I also want to go to spa.
Spa is out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Oh the Hungarian ring.
That's that's that's that's I'm talking about the Red Bull ring.
Oh Astra.
Yeah.
In the middle of nowhere.
Yeah in the hills.
Yeah.
I'm just saying man it'll be fun.
You have to like save up vacation and money to plan for this shit.
No shit I have a lot.
A vacation time.
Fuck yeah.
Oh you do.
You do.
Last time I checked I had like 132 hours of vacation and like 60 something hours of a PTO.
What's the difference.
Vacation.
Between vacation and PTO.
Vacation I get paid out on PTO I don't get paid out on.
So basically time you cannot work for no money.
Literally I have.
Wait.
Paytime.
Paytime PTO is paid time off.
You just said you don't get paid for pay time.
I'm sorry.
I do.
Well I'm salary so I get paid no matter what.
But normally people PTO is another way to save vacation time.
Yeah I do have another yeah I do have that too.
Wait stop.
Why do you have two separate things.
Because they give you two separate things.
One of them you just get paid your normal wage.
And one of them you get paid something more.
One of them you get your vacation.
You get vacation time every time that you work a week.
Yes.
Okay.
And then when you take those vacation days you get paid.
Yep.
Okay what's paid time off.
Same thing.
So what the fuck.
Yeah.
So basically you're saying you have 130 plus 60.
Yeah I got 130 plus 60.
You're stupid.
Yeah.
Why do they have two separate terms for it.
If it's the same.
I don't know.
That's stupid.
Well one of the crews yearly.
And one stops at the same time.
And one stops after a certain allotment.
Do you have sick leave.
Yes.
Separate.
Yes.
But I'm confused.
I don't get it then.
So I don't get why pay time off and vacation is different.
So I get vacation that gets I get year round.
I get it every time that I get paid.
Yeah.
Okay.
At a cruise.
Yes at a cruise.
That's for me too.
PTO accrues the same way.
But they only do it for the first six months.
But they only give you an allotment of PTO.
I don't get it.
Okay.
Then six time is also accrued year round.
And that's it.
But I guess I understand when you accrue it.
But I don't understand why they have separate things called
vacation and PTO when in practice they're the same.
They're days that you can take off.
Washington.
And go do things.
I don't fucking know.
It's stupid.
It's fucking stupid.
Wait.
So what did I say.
I had 130.
So 190 divided by 40.
Oh shit.
That doesn't out.
I can take almost five weeks off.
Of work.
Take shit off.
Go do shit.
Well I am taking stuff off in February.
Fuck yeah.
Let's go longer.
Okay.
You know I didn't know that.
Because I thought we were trying to get back by the Wednesday.
Yeah.
We could have gone for two weeks.
Oh I didn't know that.
Not that I would have extended it way longer but like my
priority was like trying to fit it into the the days where
you would only have to take off.
Because I'm used to like the old days where you had were like
you had to really fine tune it where you like had to be back
by like Wednesday or whatever the day it was.
Yeah.
But it's not like that anymore.
No.
Because I could just ask for it off.
When I was when we were planning this trip here I wasn't
thinking about that.
I didn't know that.
It's okay.
That's why I said go to Wednesday.
That's why I was like just do it.
I don't give a fuck.
Which is what we're doing.
Yeah.
Which we will come back at like nine o'clock in the morning
or some shit.
We leave at nine.
Well we land at like one p.m. or something.
Yeah then we're fine.
Yeah.
Yeah we're cool.
We're Gucci.
It's two two hours.
I don't have any space to talk about unless you want to.
Oh no I was having some conspiracy theories when with the
someone I was talking to this morning.
You were talking about conspiracy theories.
Yeah I was talking about like I was like hey do you think we
landed on the moon and she's like yeah I was like how do you know.
She's like because there's a video and I was like oh where did they film that video.
Where did they film that video.
She's just like.
She's like you're a fucking idiot.
Yeah.
And I was like I was like do you do you believe in conspiracy theories.
And she's like I'm not conspiracy theories.
I was like okay.
So this is a random question you asked.
Do you believe that we landed on the moon.
Yeah it's like I was just no because she said she said like she doesn't
believe in conspiracy theories or theories theories.
And I go just generally speaking and really speaking.
I was like you don't believe in that.
And she's like no I don't believe in them.
I go so you don't believe in any.
And then we're talking.
A conspiracy theory is just somebody theorizing that a conspiracy took place.
Yeah.
And the conspiracy is just two people conspiring to do something.
Yeah.
It doesn't mean always like no no no no no no no no no no no.
It didn't happen.
I don't know.
But then I go then we started talking about the moon and then she's like
yeah like 9-11 do you think that's an inside job.
And I was like I don't know.
I was like yeah sure.
And then she's like there you go.
You're a conspiracy theorist.
I mean I don't I'm not saying I do or don't.
I just have no idea.
How would I know.
No one knows.
Yeah.
But buildings don't crumble from.
You know what you've been doing.
Terry they don't fall down.
They don't fall down after they get directly hit.
You know I'm saying someone down.
And then I was talking about like.
Like the wars and shit like the Vietnam War how it started.
And she's like yeah started with Linda B Johnson.
I was like no no no no there was a catalyst to that.
It started with the Gulf of Tonkin.
The Cuban Missile Crisis.
You know what that is.
The Battle of Tonkin.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident.
No but there's like the Bay of Pigs all that shit.
This is what started the Vietnam War.
It was a lie.
It started it.
And it was like a scam.
Did we shoot something.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident.
But what what started.
The international confrontation that led to the United States engaging more directly
in the Vietnam War it consisted of a confrontation when United States forces were
carrying out covert amphibious operations close to North Vietnamese territorial waters.
It triggered a response from the North Vietnamese forces.
United States government falsely claimed that a second incident occurred between North Vietnamese
and United States ships.
So the United States basically lied that another thing happened.
And that was the excuse they used to go into Vietnam hardcore.
They lied that they had another confrontation.
It was all a lie to start the Vietnam War.
But was it like like catalyst to it wasn't like the Bay of Pigs and shit like that.
This is that's in fucking Cuba.
Right.
This is different Terry.
OK.
But I'm saying this was an incident where the US government lied to go into Vietnam basically
said something happened that never happened.
What'd they say.
They said there was a second incident in which they came into contact with the North Vietnamese
forces that never happened.
And they said because of that confrontation that never happened.
They had to then go to war.
So the Vietnamese war didn't start because of when they be.
I mean it did.
Obviously he executed it.
He he like ramped it up.
But I guess my point is it wasn't just one guy.
It was like several people governments lying.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Governments lie all the time.
But this is the kind of shit that people say conspiracy theorists believe until it turns out to be true.
And it always turns out to be true.
I'm just saying man.
People.
And then then I said like there you go.
You're a conspiracy theorist.
Because mostly it was because she said that Lyndon B Johnson started Vietnam.
She thought that 9 11 was inside job.
Oh I mean I'm not saying it's not.
The Vietnam War started with Kennedy though.
Yeah but then they ramped it up.
Yeah Lyndon B Johnson was a douchebag and just decided to go.
Hey we're going to go kill those never mind.
I was going to say something way different.
You know I'm kind of bummed when I pulled this up and we can't actually visit the super
Kamiokande.
Can you visit the other Kamiokande.
Because it was a smaller one not the super one though.
But you could see why they wouldn't want you to go in there.
Because there's no windows into it.
It's a cave.
It's a mine.
Yeah but there's no windows to see it.
Correct.
So you would actually have to get into a lifeboat.
Oh no you wouldn't go on the water.
You would just go in and like look out inside around the water.
I wouldn't expect to go on the water.
No they're going to put you in a diver's uniform and you're going to go under the water.
Oh hell yeah.
I don't know.
Wait where's the other one.
I thought it was just the Kamiokande.
Well there's a super one and there's like an ultra one or some shit.
Air and Space Museum.
You can go there.
Tokyo Science Museum.
What is this open days.
How is it open if there's no tours.
It's been held during the autumn season since 2016 held online in 2020 and 2021.
We will inform you on the website when the details are decided.
It's held in autumn.
That's what it says.
A Kamiokande.
I don't know.
I don't know what the other ones are.
Super.
Visit.
Super.
Every clue is she.
Oh the Kamiokami Kamioka Observatory.
Oh it tells you about the Kamiokande.
The mine.
I don't know.
Solar neutrinos.
You can like maybe go to the mountain where it's made in.
Maybe.
And maybe that's where the observatory is.
And not go inside.
Yeah.
Do they drive on the right side of the road or the left side of the road?
I don't know.
It's opposite of America.
To the left side of the road.
Yeah.
What should I generate?
What have we covered today?
Not a lot.
We have covered a lot.
I mean.
Buckeys.
There's a picture of a Buckeys.
I don't know what I would get.
You don't have to get one Mike.
You could just let it be the.
I like getting one.
Nothing's going to happen.
It doesn't finish.
I'll finish.
I like the blurry.
I don't mind it.
All right.
That bitch.
T.D.
Little crunch boy.
All right.
We've got to pick the name of the episodes.
All right.
We got sweet shit.
Go no matter what.
Turn in the corner.
That bitch.
Little crunch boy.
Go back.
Do it again.
Driver's Ed with Terry.
Kung Fu Ninja shit.
Inspired design.
Life ain't no game.
You mid of your mind early on that one.
Yeah.
I like it.
What did I say?
Secret Ninja shit.
Kung Fu Ninja shit.
I wrote that down quick.
That was good.
Kung Fu Ninja shit.
Life ain't no game.
You know what people?
Life ain't no game.
How do you spell Bucky?
B-U-C-E-E.
Bucky's gas station.
Life ain't no game.
You know what I'm saying?
Life ain't no game people.
Let's be real.
Life's hard.
If you have a job, it could be worse.
You could be outside.
It could be raining.
It could be negative 32 degrees outside.
It's really cold.
Like Alaska?
Yeah.
Oh, speaking of places I want to go.
You, Alaska.
You can be digging the ditch out there.
And freezing asphalt weather.
And freezing your ass off for like $10.
Or you could be pushing carts at Walmart.
Or you could be, yes.
It could be worse.
And on that note, let's wrap this bitch up.
You're stupid.