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Let it start. Let it rain. Let it snow. Let it start.

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We're gonna see some white stuff snow when it comes from the sky. We're all gonna die.

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Sorry. What? Dude, okay. I have a confession to make. Great. So the other day I went to get...

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Hello everybody. Welcome to There's No Audience with Mike and Terry. This is episode...

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I don't know what the fuck it is. Welcome to There's No Audience with Chibois. Oh, my bad. Sorry.

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With Ch... And then... Chibois. And then... So I feel so stupid. So I went to breakfast with

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your brother and James and Drew the other day. Was that the day that Drew came over here? Yeah,

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same day. Okay. So I'm stupid. Of course. And then... So I pay for all my things and then I swear...

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So I go to... I go... I'm in Seattle. That's where breakfast was? No, no, no, no. I went to Seattle

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for like a staycation with someone. Anyways. And so... A staycation. A staycation. And so I'm

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trying to find... Stupid term. Yeah, whatever. So then I'm trying to find my debit card for some reason.

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Okay. And... Oh, wait. On Saturday you had breakfast. Saturday I had breakfast. And then the next day

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we went. I remember. And I was trying to use my... I was trying to grab some money, like pull some money

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out of my bank. Shout out to ATMs where you always win at. Don't ever go to the casino because you

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always lose. You always win because you're guaranteed money. You're guaranteed money at the ATM. You're guaranteed your own money at the ATM.

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Okay. But then I go... I go, oh shit. Where's my fucking... My debit card? Your bank... Your cash debit... And I'm like... And I went to like

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certain places that day. I went to... I went to the ATM to go get you money. Oh, did you think you lost it somewhere? And I thought I lost it. So I

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like locked it and then I cancelled it. Right? And then I got it. And then I got a new one. You couldn't find it? I couldn't find it.

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Dude, I am so fucking dumb. You found it. I found it. In your car. In my wallet. Wow, you are R-worded. Dude, dude. You are hard R.

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Keep talking. I'm gonna grab my wallet and I'll show you what happened. Yes, he's standing up. He's walking away. He's going to get his wallet.

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You know, that is one of the most craziest things I've ever heard. I wonder if he actually looked in his wallet for it.

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I didn't. He didn't look in his wallet for it. That's fucking stupid. I didn't look. Where did you look? Okay, so

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I did look. So where else would one look? Dude, it's so fucking stupid. Okay, so my wallet is like this, right? So it's a

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it's a it's a bi-fold. Yeah, it's a bi-fold. So then it just folds out. It's like a land

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portrait? Portrait? Portrait. So it's portrait, bi-fold. It's called the Mighty Wallet. Look it up. No one cares.

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Um, free advertisement. So then, so it's usually right here. Okay. My fucking dumb ass.

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There's a secret compartment for money. Uh-huh. That's not very secret. It's not a secret.

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My ass stuck it in there and I go, fuck, I lost it. You are so dumb.

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It's insane how dumb that is. And then when I was I was gonna I was at the store, I was buying something and I go, I go,

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I go, what the fuck's this? Oh, it's my fucking debit card.

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That's like peak R-word. That's what I would call that. That's a truth out there. Peak R-word.

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That's a good show title. That's a great show title. Shout out to me. Peak R-word.

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So I I canceled it because I thought I lost it. Didn't lose it. But so I'm getting a new card.

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Oh, you don't have yet. I don't have it yet. So you couldn't get any money out of the bank for the thing you wanted?

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Well, I was trying to the we're like the hotel that we were saying the dude, the um.

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The chauffeur guy at the bottom. The greeter. The doorman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Doorman slash doorman slash uh, uh, you know, go get your car kind of guy.

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Valet. Valet dude. Yeah, doorman, valet guy. Okay. Was it a nice hotel?

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Um, he was he was really nice and I really wanted to give him

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some money. Yeah, and I couldn't fucking pull out any money because I didn't have a like.

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So what do you do? Not pay him next time I see him. Oh, you're such a shit bag.

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This is why any adult, especially an adult man, not carrying cash is like a bitch thing.

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An adult man carries cash. Otherwise, you're not a man.

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That doesn't mean shit. If you're a man on a thing at a hotel and I have to tell you,

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can't tip a guy. You're a bitch. That's not no, you're a bitch. No. Yes. That's not true.

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Actually, we asked him, we asked him like, we're like, oh, you know, we were going to tip.

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A responsible adult man has cash for things like that. Oh my God. Shut up, dude. What?

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You know, I'm right. I mean, because how do people don't care? What's your mind, Terry?

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I have to get cash because I'm a man and I tip this motherfucker. So you knew you fucking knew.

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I mean, I knew, but my I just didn't have any money on me. You took all my money.

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No. Yeah, no. That wasn't money. You were just carrying around his cash. You fucking dummy.

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You took all my money, bro. All right. Let's just let's look through these first. Oh,

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are we going over what we'll do this thing? Yeah, yeah, that's just I just want to double check me

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here. Double check you. I'll double check you. Can I suck you off? That's wild. That's that's

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that was really wild. I'm sorry. That's real aggressive. Look. Oh, sorry. So this was the tour.

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Oh, let me grab the papers. Oh, my God. This fucking dude. Oh,

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dude, I literally thought you were going to go miles away. What are those books? Are those like

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like what are those? Like your fucking thing? Oh, notepads. Like cool notepads.

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Yeah, bro. You think you're you think your room's a mess?

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Do you think your room's a mess, dog?

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Because it is. I want you to verify just so I don't feel so I don't feel like I don't want

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to like forget to book something and think I booked it, Terry. OK, do you understand me? Yeah, dude.

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I want you to verify that we have all the tickets. The fuck is this? So we should have

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we should have. All right. We have Alabama tickets. Here's one Alabama ticket. OK,

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because I know this is it's this rocket center. Wait, does it matter if my name's on or not?

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No. OK, so that's one. We should have two of each. Here's the second one.

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OK, here's the first for it with fly with an astronaut. OK, and that one might have our names

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on it. This or might have my name. It just has your name on it. So we should have two of those.

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Yep. And then you know, we should. So these are the second day tickets that I bought through work

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at a discounted price. Gotcha. And then it has your name and there's two. Yeah, there's two of

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you. And that one just says NASA one day that just says, yeah, this is adult plus 12 Kennedy.

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Yeah. OK, so we have these all the tours. Oops, oops, oops. Let's organize this a little bit

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because this is how the trip is going to go. Yep, they're both there. We're doing admin work

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on the show live, folks. Yeah, it's a great day. So fuck that shit. No, people come people come

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for our fucking hysterical comedy that we have. We go. We've we talk. People read this. This is

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joined Mike and Terry as they traverse life's challenges, discussing what's on their mind.

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Every fucking day. This is what's on our mind every fucking Tuesday. On our fucking mind, man.

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So correct me. I'm good. Right. Those are the three things you just look at. Why are the ones

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that are highlighted in yellow like really bad? Or does it means that you really need those?

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No, that's what we just we're going through everything, Terry. Oh, my bad. You're validating

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that. Good validating. You validated those three things. Correct. Correct. Correct. OK, correct,

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sir. I now I want you to check this. I think I might have an email. Yeah, show me your email.

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Also, while you're there, give me your password. No. OK. Why? I don't know. Just thought why.

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Why are you going to redo what they said? Why? Wait, did I read you the rules? What rules?

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There's fucking rules. Airbnb rules. There's rules. I think I did. I read them to you. No,

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you didn't. I don't think you did. Those rules was to say no slippers. No. You need Waba keys.

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Do you know, sand in the house? They're fucking strict. Oh, no. Yeah, they have an outside faucet.

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I think it's only this. Do we just wash your shoes off? They have an outside faucet to wash

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your shit. Oh, dude. So no, you didn't tell me about this. I was talking to your brother yesterday.

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I think we need to read it here. I was talking to your brother when I was hanging out with your

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brother yesterday. I was talking to him. He's talking about your dad brings over some like

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indoor slippers everywhere he goes everywhere he goes. Correct. And I go, man, I can vouch for

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that. I was like, dude, this man, this man has personal Waba keys just wherever he goes. Well,

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he just doesn't like to have cold feet. No, I get it. I'm just saying this dude has Waba keys.

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Dude, actually strong, man. It's making it really. You just can go in my app. How about that? Oh,

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OK. You want me to read it? I want you to validate that the trips make sense. OK,

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so look at the trip and then read the message. Do you want to read it out loud? Yeah. OK. Oh,

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wait. No, I can just mirror my shit. Can I phone on this? Yes. Should I do that? Would it be easier

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to read on the screen? We can see. You want me to do that on your MacBook? Yeah, why not?

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Yeah. All right. Oh, and then no, no, but then you can just look and yeah, you can just do what you

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want. Yeah. So, man, do you fucking fucking technology, right? So these are the days,

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correct? Yeah. This is the one we wanted. Yep. We're not saying where we're staying

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because I don't want people to come in and attack us and rape us. How do I get in there?

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You have to use your phone's dumbass. Oh, really? Yes. So I didn't know that.

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Yeah. So are those check in dates? You used to live somewhere by there in that name. Don't say it.

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The street name, just the name. No. Oh, yeah. OK, so those are the good dates, right? All right.

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Things to know, instructions and house rules. Check my dates, fucker. Oh, that's right. Yeah,

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that's right. And then until the last day. Yeah, that's good. OK, we'll probably check out before

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that anyways. The confirmed code is not going to tell you. You thought I was going to say bitch.

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All right. You'll stay with. I'll be staying with someone. Oh, am I the someone?

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No, you're staying. So allowed additional rules. No smoking. Please wash all dishes. Oh, wait,

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show more. Please wash. Oh, shit. All right. One, no smoking. Two, please wash all the dishes

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for leaving three. Please empty trash and place outside receptacle with when leaving. Oh,

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that's a good word. Receptacle for please let us know what time you plan to leave on your

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check out day. This is extremely helpful for the housekeeper five. Please strip the beds and place

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linen linens on top of the bed for the I just throw it all in the laundry room. But a minimum

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is just like on the seven. Please do not place very sandy clothing items in the washer or dryer.

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This clogs the machinery and will cause it to stop working. If you spend time at the beach,

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please raise rinse your feet. Rinse any of Sam before you take a shower, rinsing the sand off

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in the tub because of backup nine. The city trash picks up on Monday and Thursdays. Please

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place large can on the curb on Sunday and Wednesday evening. Oh, shit, we got to do we got to do work.

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Yeah, we're saying we got to do work for that.

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Dude, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hear me out. I'm not going to go through all this.

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No, no, no. These are good. And we have this is our set reservation.

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We want to read the message. We pay. We pay for I said there's like all this shit. What the fuck?

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Oh, that's what I said to them. Hello, Michael. Thank you for booking.

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Oh, my God. So nobody else can come just us. I think I have to like tell them who you are, too.

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But I'm already on the reservation, though. Well, you're not, though. You're listed. Two people

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are listed me and a guest. But I don't have like your name in there. Oh, God. And I think I need

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to do that. Go back up, back up, back up. Go back up. I saw it. So keep going. Stop. Scroll down.

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Scroll down. The guest must have a valid working phone. That's me, though. Right. Because I'm the

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one interacting with them. OK, whatever. That's that's nice. Now, what really irks me is that we

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we pay. We pay for like a cleaning service. Oh, and then you do the dishes. That's like one of it.

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But what you what you need to learn about Airbnb is what they mean by that is cleaning for like

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laundry and like sweeping and shit. Yeah. But what I don't. But people assume that it's like a full

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service thing. And that's wrong to assume that because it's clearly not. No. And that's where

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you get into trouble is people like leave a big mess and think, like, why pay for a cleaning fee?

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It's like, no, you paid for a lady to come in, like wipe down the floors and do the fucking

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laundry. No, not to do. I'm saying it's like they're like, you know, like, you know, like,

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please put place this trash bin out there. It's like, OK, so then it should be a little bit

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cheaper because I'm doing a little bit of someone else's work for you. But you got to realize

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they're not going to just show up and put the trash out if someone's staying at the house,

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though, because they might not be in town. So you've got to think about it that way. It's like if

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the people were there, don't put the trash out. It's not going to get put out. You know what

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Airbnb should do? I don't. They should do like if you do any of their work, the household work for

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them, like take out the trash, Harry, and then you should get a coupon or something. If you want

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what you're saying, that's when you say the hotel Airbnb. I don't think people understand. It's like

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it's like using someone's home and the indication is doing, you know, it's a house. It's not like a

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full service thing. I think that's the assumption that a lot of people know a lot of people think

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like they need to be like wine and dine and everything done for them. But it's not the case.

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Thank you. So upcoming reservations. We got it reserved. We're good. That's good. How do we get

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this fucking thing? Swipe down from the right hand side, right hand corner and then hit the

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mirroring flashing thing that looks like two squares loving each other. Just hit stop mirroring.

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OK, so we got that. And so you have to pay for part of it. So I haven't paid for all of it,

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but I had to like put down a third of it to like book it. Oh, but then the rest will get taken out

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of my account. But I already gave you all the money. I'm just saying that's why I wrote this

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partially paid because like just to keep track of stuff. So we're booked and I paid and the rest

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will come out like a rental car. So this one is onward and upward. I can't remember.

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I might have the rental car. Oh, you know what? What's up? I might actually have like everything

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on my phone. That seems legit. Ferrari versus McLaren in a wild race for Constructors Championships.

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I don't have to pay any for this. Any down payment. It all gets paid at the counter.

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Oh, that's why we have a reason. So we're good, right? Oh, man. We've been reserved. Yeah.

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Pick up Friday. Yeah. And then Tuesday. Are we staying in Orlando that the first day? Yeah.

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Correct. Gotcha. So we're picking it up on Friday, the first day we get in there and then dropping

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it off when we leave. Okay. So those are those days look good to you. Yeah. And we're leaving

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from the same airport. Correct. Okay. So we got our book reservation. Dude, that's so cheap.

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Like compared to what we were looking at before. That total price is so good. So anyway, yeah.

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Pick up location, drop off location. Same place. I think it's just crazy that you have to pay more

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to drop it off somewhere else. But I understand it. I just think it's crazy though.

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That's good. Yep. You're good. All right.

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Okay. Now this.

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I guess I can just look on the app. So what was that? We're going to go by order. So oh,

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we're taking a different. There's so many airlines. Just two. Three. Really? So the flight down.

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Okay. Oh, I didn't know that. Does this look right to you? Or do you can you see the days on here?

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Up at the top? Yeah. So that's the day we're leaving. Well, we have a layover. Yes. I forgot

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about that on the way down. So it's in that airport. Okay. So that's the right day we're leaving.

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And that's the thing. And then the second part of it is to here. So we would get in that our first

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place at that time. Does it tell you like. Oh, it doesn't tell you when or how long the. It doesn't

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in here. I can. I can show you. Hold on. No, no, no. I'll show you right here. Okay. What is this?

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This is the email. Oh, that's not the right email. I was gonna say like, hold on. I would say what

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I'm saying to you is like, make sure I see my name in your name when showing me that. I just want to

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make sure that I see my name as well as your name. See right there. Yep. And then that's the other

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one. You're both there. I picked seats on like one flight. I think. Yeah, it was. It looks like the

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first one because it wasn't expensive, but like every other one I didn't because it was like either

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didn't matter because the size of the plane or like coming back on the the fun airline that I like

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the most. I didn't. Because it would have been 50 bucks more per person. Yeah, and I just thought,

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you know what? Even though it's like a six hour flight and it's longer, I still don't care. Well,

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the thing I just don't care. The thing is we can always go up to the thing and they'll give you a

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seat at the counter, right? No. Usually what happens is they'll give you a seat the day prior

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Oh, OK. And then in that in the app. But what you can do is like you can go up to the like thing and

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you'd be like, hey, can we try to sit next to each other? OK, so that flight because we're in a

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relationship, right? And then the next flight will be. That's the flight going down. Oh, yeah. And

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then this is the flight from that first place to the second place. Oh, yeah, I forgot that we're

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going like later in the day. So that next day, the plate, the NASA place closes at five and then our

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flight is here and we're right down the street. We can leave a little early to probably. But yeah,

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so we'll leave there, arrive there, no layover. And then you can see I don't our names are good.

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I don't have seats. This is a little airplane. Yeah, it's probably like a little like 22, like

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prop 22. No, it's probably a jet, I think you think. Yeah. Well, I did say what it was. And then

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this one is the one from I've never I just want to know. I've never flown on this before this

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airline. Yeah, I've only done it once before. I think. Are they cool? I don't I don't know.

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They're fine. How long is this flight? Oh, it's like a two hour flight to have. So this is from

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the second town to the third town on that next day. OK, again, at that evening time, right?

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Yeah, good. Your name and mine. Oh, I picked I picked seats for us here because I think it was

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like no charge or something. I can't remember. I think that's what it was. Or if it was like really

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cheap or no charge, I did it. But otherwise, I didn't. So that so our names are good. And then.

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This one is the long flight home on that. Yeah, and then they can I kicked I picked the I picked

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like the middle one. There was like an early one and a little bit later, but I just picked the one

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in the middle. It was like a reasonable time. That makes sense. Similar to when we're flying down.

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Yeah. OK, and and I'll just go here just to make sure. Boom, boom. Good. Yep. Sounds good to me.

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Looks good to me. So flights. Shout out to fucking us. Shout out to us planning this shit. I love

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this shit. All right, we got that one, that one, that one, that one. OK, now we got to do the

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hotels. You ready for this shit? What was it? What was the thing called that we were going to go see

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in D.C.? Space museum. It was like, oh, yeah, you need to book tickets. Space. Don't you have to

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like book it or something? Space and it's like aerospace and space.

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Air and space museum or something. Space museum. That's what it is. Air and space museum, national

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air and space museum. Yeah, I'm just I'm just trying to like I'm just trying to book it now.

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See if I can book it now. Reserve of Pass National Museum of the American

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of the American Indian. Holy fuck. There's so many. Yeah, dude. There's like

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the Albert Einstein's Planetarium. Well, that's inside the National Air and Space Museum.

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Oh, you have it. National and Space Museum. Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure you book our tickets.

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I'm trying to see if I can book it. But oh, you couldn't do it. I can't do it that far out. It

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looks like two months out or one month out or what's today? The eighth. So one, two, wait,

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one, two, three, we're like two or five. It's like five weeks out that you can book that you can book.

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OK, so we just have to do it in the next three or four weeks. So sometime in January, we need to

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do this. Wait, you said five weeks. Yeah. I don't want to forget. So I'm going to make a reminder.

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It's like five weeks. It's every five weeks. So wait a second. One, two, three, four, five.

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So it's like January 1st, second on the new year. It's like that week when we podcast would be like

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more on the fifth of January. We need to book it. Set a reminder for the fifth of January next year.

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Space Museum tickets.

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OK, and then if we can't book that, I'll just make an reminder for one week later or something.

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Well, they're free. I know. I don't mean tickets just like so we go in. Yeah. OK. And then you just

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pick a you pick a time and then you can go in. OK, ready. But everything that we do, we have we're

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going to have our backpacks. Yeah. So actually, I have an idea. Oh, please do tell. So sometimes

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we think there's like a place we can put them. Yes. So sometimes hotels will you can be like,

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hey, can I leave my backpack and stuff here? And then they'll be like, yeah, you can just pay like

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five, ten bucks to hold it for you. And then we come back and pick them up. So we don't because

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the hotels by the airport anyway. And we're going back through there anyway. And then the reason

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behind it is that every time that we go into something, they got to check her bag. They got

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to check her bag. And I don't really want to go. Right. Right. That's a good point.

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So I'm going to call ahead. What do you mean? I'm going to call the hotel and ask them

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and like make arrangements because I'm that kind of guy. You can just do it like the day before.

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Yeah. Because if you put it now, it's just going to take forever.

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Are they going to forget about it? Yeah. All right. Hotels. So we have three hotels. Yep.

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That's good. This is the one in D.C. Yep. It's the one we wanted. Yeah. That was the one that

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was just like a little bit down the street from Crystal Palace. Yeah. OK. Just saying. Check in.

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Check out. Yeah. Where's where's the first one? I think it's this one.

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No. No. I think it's the first first one. Yep. That's a center. And then that's the day before.

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Check in. Check out. That's like that's isn't that like right down the road? Correct.

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It's not on the we can walk. We can walk. Basically, it's like 10, 20 minutes. OK.

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Hopefully it's not cold. It's going to be cold. It'll be cold. We're up. Bring a sweatshirt,

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bitch. I am. Don't worry. I have to fucking shit. So do I. And then this is the first day we're in

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Florida. OK. Which is Friday. And then the next day is Saturday that we check out. The next day

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is when we're going to go go karting. So Friday we check in. Sleep there in Orlando. Check out on

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Saturday. And then we go. We have the car go karting and all the fun shit we want to do in

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Orlando before we drive out to. I'm fucking excited, bro. Same.

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And I got to shit. You want to take a break? Yeah. So everything. So those are those three

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hotels. I like how your grand total is so high. But it's not. It's just what it is. So then. Oh,

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this is the grand total. And then yeah. And then the way I was doing it before is I was losing

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track of whether I had it per person or not. And I fucked it all up. So this is the number.

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So I'm going to probably owe you one hundred and fifty dollars back. Basically, I think because I

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don't see the prices. Everything's booked. And then the only thing I haven't paid for is this thing.

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But the car rental, the reservation is booked. So yeah, I hope they give us like an SUV.

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Upgrade us again. Yeah, I don't fucking care. Actually, it doesn't. If it's a car, it's actually

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easier for us. Yeah, because then we can get smaller. Mm hmm. I don't know. Yeah. OK, so

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we verified this. We're all good. Yeah, we're good. All right. We're going to take a break,

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folks. Shout out to us. Shout out to us. You good, doggy? Dude. It's wild going downstairs right now.

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Why would you say it like that? What? That's not the way I would say it. Downstairs. My downstairs

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is wild. It's wild going downstairs. Yeah, dude. You should say I've got wild shit going on downstairs.

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All right, folks, we're getting into it. We're getting into it. This is not the fucking right.

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A fat check. And yeah, dude, you want it in paper money or digital money?

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You know what? Let's give it some paper. That's what I got.

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I got to get it out of the fucking thing there, but I can give it to you. All right, we're going

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to then I can give you back the balance of this plus whatever that is. All right. So I don't know

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if I want to use my pen. I should use a pencil, but double check cutter and then we'll do and then

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we'll do that. We'll do those first and then we'll do the others. So if people don't know,

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it's the end of the season for those who don't know.

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It's the end of the season, which means an end of an era for the end of F1 always means the beginning

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of Cod, which is great for me. Shout out to me. Shout out to you. I'll explain today. Are they?

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What time? Three, I think. I'll watch it later. I'll watch a VOD. All right. So what we're going

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to do is we're going to check the winners of the races of this season. Just to double check. I

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want the tiebreaker and cutter. I think that's what I think. So race winners. I'm on GP racing

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stats dot com. Shout out. Shout out to them because they're fucking amazing.

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They do great work. So here we go. The race results you had Max first. So that's an X.

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Charles second, which that is an X. You have Piaz and LeClaire, which you got correct. You had

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Piaz, three, third, which you did get correct. And then cutter. Yep. Oh, and then I'm thinking

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of something and then LeClaire Max, fourth of Russell got fourth. So that's a null.

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Hamilton Sainz. Sainz got fucking fifth, bitch. Did I win? You win. You win cutter. So we didn't

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actually look at it. I don't think we looked at it. We didn't look at it. Hell yeah. And then

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give me Abu Dhabi. Give me Abu Dhabi. I think I might win Abu Dhabi just because I wrote Lando

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first and Lando did get first. And then the tiebreaker is I wrote three and there was like

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more than. Yeah, I got to get two right. Yeah. All right. So then you had the tiebreaker.

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So then you have Lando, which I got big money, big money, big piastry, LeClaire. That's a null.

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I got LeClaire third. No, I put Lando. No, you put Lando third. I got Russell third, which was

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a clear. That's a null. I got Russell five. You did. So it's a tie. Oh, I got Lewis Hamilton

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fourth, but that's a no. So three and there was four DNFs. So I went. We each got one person,

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right, though. Yeah. God damn it. So I won. Can I see? Yeah. Max Max, Piaz, Sri Lando, Science.

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God dang it. Russell. I got Russell, I guess. And then for the drivers, I will go over the

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drivers in here, which I'm pretty sure it'll be all the fucking same anyways.

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Oh, wait, I guess it would be I have to go to I'm going to tally up our wins. I already had them

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somewhere. But yeah, but all right. So we're going over our big fucking yearly thing that we do. I

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think next year, Mike, you just do like a big lot of. Yeah, that would work, too. We should have

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that so we can just pull it up. Yeah. But also, I think we should make it bigger to instead of

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like doing like this is one and then the side one or we should do this one like 500 bucks.

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Yeah, like this one is a 500. Oh, you're fucking balling. And then that one is 250. Wow. And so

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it's a total of seven hundred fifty dollars. Three, we can get fans involved in this. Just

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kidding. We shouldn't like so that I have to. So so for drivers, we both got Maxie Boy. So Maxie

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Boy, one, two, three Charles. We both wrote Charles for second. So that's a no. I wrote Sergio

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for third. That's a definite big no. And then you wrote Norris, which is a no. I wrote a

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no. I wrote Lando for fourth, which is a no. And then you wrote Hamilton, which is a no.

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And you wrote Alonso for fifth, which is a no. And I wrote Carlos. We made it. We made a bet

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on Mexico, but we never wrote who wanted. Oh, really? Yeah. And then we didn't do Sao Paulo.

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So I got to figure out Mexico here. OK, I did. I win the drivers and the constructors. And then

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I'm going to go down to the constructors really fast. Which one said I got. OK, so the only one

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you got right for the drivers was Max. And I got Max and Carlos. Oh, you bitch. Yeah. Fuck.

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And then for the constructors standing there, you won that. No, we're looking. I just really

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want to write this down. R.B. That's a no. Because R.B. fucking flopped it. Ferrari. We both got

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Ferrari right. Mercedes was number three. McClaren, that's a no. That's both a no.

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Fourth, I wrote Merck, which Merck. Terry, and that's why you're going to win. And then that's

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because you wrote Merck for it. And then Aston Martin is fifth, which is correct.

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R.B. did not get that one. So that's a no. Alpine seventh. We both wrote Alpine seventh, which is

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an everything else is a fucking correct. Actually, Williams did get ninth, though.

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Actually, wait. Yeah, everything else is a fucking no. How do I get to the races? I'm lost on what

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I'm on with this thing. Go to our season. Twenty twenty four season on the right hand side versus

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wins, pulls, fast lap on the right hand side or scroll down. Actually, scroll down. Scroll down.

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Oh, yeah, here we go. Yep. And then I won the constructors. Yeah, I told you I got three right.

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You got two right. Yeah, I we Terry, you were always going to win one more than me because

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you had Mercedes fourth. You fucking asshole. All right. All right. Damn, I'm fucking good. Results.

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You just it's his last race right there in the box.

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You're really almost there. You're really no left. Up, down, this one.

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I love to see it, folks. And then where's the full scroll down? There you go. OK, Jesus Christ.

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Lando, no. Max, no, no. Charles. Yes. Four is Lewis. No. Five. Russell. Who won it? You. I don't

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know. Max. No. LeClaire. No. Lando. No. Hamilton. Russell. No. Damn it. Five signs. No, I win it by

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one. I got one right. God damn it. All right. OK, so Terry, Mike, Mike. So I get two of the 10,

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you have one of eight. You didn't do that one. Mike, Mike, Terry. Twelve to nine. Why don't you

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just do like you just suck my fucking ashes like why don't you shut up? So 12 to nine,

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you can check me if you want. 12 to nine. Yeah. Me. Me. 12. You nine. Check me. Check me. Check me.

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I'll fact check you right here. Mike, Terry. Wait, what's like counting music?

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Music. Really? What? Isn't that Jeopardy? Yeah. Is there such a thing as counting music? I don't

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know. Oh, no. That's not what I want. No, fuck it.

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I'm going to do it. Simple super songs. Super simple songs.

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How many things? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. One, two, three, four, five. One,

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two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five. And we're all fucking stupid. How many fingers?

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 12 to nine. So I get plus $30. Yes.

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So what was the total? 310 was the total. 310. So 310 minus 30, which is 80. 180. 280. 280. So you owe

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me 280. 280. Plus 150 for the rebate on the vacation. So 430. Woo! I'm getting money.

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Fuck me. 150. So stupid. 31430. Didn't I just say 430? Why don't you go suck a dick?

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Have I said that yet? No, but I got 430. All right. I'm going to give you. I'm just going to give you

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the cash. Yeah. I won 430. Actually technically. You won 280. I won 280. God dang it. Damn.

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That's tough. That's a tough loss for you. That's a fat loss. I knew it. This was a good year.

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Terry, this is a good year for Terry. Remember what I told you? I said as soon as we got to the last

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six races, the constructors was a lock. We knew that. Oh, yeah. But the drivers became clear that

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you were going to win pretty a couple of weeks ago in my opinion. Oh, yeah. So Terry, the reason why

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it's not a big deal because I've been preparing myself. Oh, were you? Because I knew I could see

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the writing on the wall. Oh, man. Brother, man. OK, I'll get it. I'll get it. We're done. 430. 430. F1 season.

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I feel like I'm going to lose next year. Next year. I think next year is going to be fucking

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shit. 24 races again. I think it's 24 races. Oh, they're getting. Did you hear about they're

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getting rid of Zandvoort? When? 2026. I think they're getting. Like 2026 will be the last time

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they do it or it will not be in 2026. It won't be. I don't think it got renewed for 2027. So I think

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2026 is the last race. Good. I don't like it. I don't like it either. It just means Max doesn't

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have three home races. Yeah. Technically. Wait, Spa and Zandvoort and what else? Spa, Austria.

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Oh, Austria, because I read Zandvoort. Yeah, it looks like like your thing that you're telling me

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is like, like, Liam Lawson has a seat. It's like a lot. It's like a lock in. Well, I guess we'll find

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out. You know, it will see how if he actually does, he's going to have to learn today. I don't know.

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I mean, I just feel like it's a it's a raw deal for you, Keith, for sure. No one. No one debates

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this. Yeah, no one doubts that. I feel like he got fucked. He did. He always does.

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When should we do our predictions? When should we have to?

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We always did it right after the preseason. Check the when does it start the preseason?

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We should do it the week before preseason. We should do it before any running happens.

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This is my opinion. And I'm standing to it. You have to go and fucking balls to the wall. OK,

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OK, so we do it the week before testing, then testing and then the race the first weekend.

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Yeah. Fuck yeah. So no. So so we do it. Yeah. So we do it before preseason testing.

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We do it the weekend before anything starts because I really know. Fuck you, asshole.

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What you're saying is that we do like right before the season starts. So we can do it now if you

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really wanted to actually know. Wait, no, because then you get to hear rumors and developments and

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shit. I want to hear that. Exactly. So we'll do it March. So this season starts like March 1st

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or something. I don't know. Beginning of March or is the end of March. It should have they should

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have it already. I've got it already up. Stupid. Stupid. Let's see. Melbourne. March 14th to 16th

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is when they start. Oh, yeah. Bahrain is not first next year. Bahrain is February 26th into 28th.

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Is when they're still testing in Bahrain still. Yeah, they're still testing, but they're not doing

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the first race in Bahrain. Yeah, there will be six sprints held. We should write S's for sprints.

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We should do another thing for sprints for sprints, too.

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So like we you have the main race and then you have the sprint race and you can get like we'll

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just do like five extra bucks or something or ten dollars or something. We should have a set

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stone. How much money we want to do the whole shebang and then decide. You know, we should do

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instead of like a winner take all for constructors, should we do like everything you get right? You

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get a little bit of money. Would that make more sense or no? Do you not like that? Like, for example,

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since on the on the drivers, are you saying like you're saying because on the drivers, the drivers,

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you got on the drivers. I got one. You got no on the drivers. Wait. Yeah. On the drivers, you got

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two and I got one. So like. You would only get money for one, you know what I mean? Because we

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tied on the other one. So what you're saying is, would you want to do it that way or do you like

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this? So what you're saying is, is like, let's say the drivers you get. Well, why the base? Why the

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base payout of like. No, we'll just do like 10, 20 dollars per driver or 50 dollars per driver. And

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then instead of one person having to pay the other person 150 for who gets the most right.

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Each person you get right is like 50 bucks or 100 bucks or whatever it is. Well, if you do 100 bucks,

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you get 500. That's a max of 500. That's a lot, though. I don't want to do that. No, that's a lot.

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That's what I was saying, like a set in stone. Yeah, no, this is the good. We should do it this

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way. Yeah. So we'll keep that way. So what's wrong with how we did it, though? Nothing. I mean, like

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what's wrong with the amounts? Isn't that a good amount? Not too much, but it's not like a tiny

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number. Three ten. Yeah. Like, what's wrong with that? Let's do three fifty one, two, three fifty

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for drivers. Well, I'm talking about what's combined. I'm not doing three fifty for the drivers.

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Let's do this combined drivers. And that's what we did last time. That's what it was. It was one

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fifty five for each. How about we do two hundred each? So two hundred total. So two hundred each.

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Two hundred for constructor, two hundred for drivers. So a total of four hundred dollars.

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Yeah. And then we do ten dollars for each race and five for each sprint. How about that? So

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so that'll be twenty. There's twenty four races. So that'd be four hundred. That'd be six forty.

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So that's plus thirty six seventy total. And I'm a mathematician. Five times six is thirty two, three,

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two, seventy. So it'd be six hundred and seventy dollars up for grabs. And then sixty.

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That's per sprint. No, five per sprint. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Thirty. So it's six hundred and

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seventy total. So be. So that's reasonable. Seven hundred and sixty six hundred and seventy.

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Four hundred and then two forty because there's twenty four races. So that's six forty and then

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thirty dollars total for the six. The next season. Six seventy total. I'm doing the math like way

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faster in my head than you're writing it down. Am I right, though? Six seventy. Yeah. Well,

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that's three hundred. It'll be seven hundred dollars. No, it's six seventy. How's it six seventy?

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Constructors to drivers to. So that's four hundred dollars. There's twenty four races times ten is

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two hundred and forty dollars. So four hundred plus two forty. But there's six forty and then

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six sprints, five dollars each. That's thirty dollars. So six forty plus thirty. I mistakenly

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wrote it wrong. I did twelve. So be because and then we're betting on every single thing. Yeah,

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be six seventy and then we're betting. Yeah, we're betting on everything. So you're OK with

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on sprint weekends, but we're making two predictions ahead of time. Do you want to do that? Yeah,

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I don't know. That's not stupid. No. OK. All right. Or we could do is do sprints and poles.

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No, you don't want to do poles, do you? We can do poles. I'd rather do poles than sprints

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because if the sprints and what's the saying the weekend before, if we're making predictions,

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we're basically doing two for the same weekend. I mean, it's fine. We can do it.

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We can do side bets for poles like ad hoc one off bets like when we feel like it or what do you mean?

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No, like every race we can do like poles. Who do you think is going to get pole? And then if you

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get pole, you get like. You just get five dollars, like five dollars for each pole, so that'd be

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another 30 dollars. No, be 24 times poles for sprints or poles for main races, poles for sprick

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poles, only poles for main races, only poles for main races. So it'd be one hundred and twenty extra.

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So be one twenty pole. Yeah. So that number will go up to. Six seventy plus one twenty nine seven

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ninety seven ninety total. We're just making it even. I'm going to have to make a spreadsheet for

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this was doing now. Do live. We just make a total when we just make it a total of eight hundred dollars.

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Oh, fuck. I don't say it doesn't matter. It's just do a total of eight hundred dollars.

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Because Terry, you can't pick a number. You have to do it based on what we talked about.

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I know, but like it's it's seven ninety. So what's the last ten going to be? Terry will make drivers

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and constructors 205. Just like you can have an even number total. Fuck yeah. It doesn't matter.

437
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No, we're doing that. So you're stupid. Constructors and drivers is 205, which makes it

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four ten. And then that makes it an even eight hundred dollars for the winner for next season.

439
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But we're doing this live. Fuck people.

440
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Con. Structors. You know why they call it the constructors? Because they're constructing.

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They're conducting. Don't do it. You know why they call it the constructors championship for the team?

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No, because the team is given an award for constructing the best car because they're

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literally constructing it. And that's the sense. You know, shout out to me.

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I want they should be called conductors. And then while they're racing, they should have

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ten people out on like like conductors. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, they should have

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people like a bridge and they'll have ten of them and they're just going like this.

447
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You're like you're off the rails. You're off the rails. You know how fucking dope that would be?

448
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You're off the rails. G Terry. I like that one. G Terry. G Terry. You wrote G Terry and.

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So I'll pick mine here. Well, and then you'll pick yours. Yeah. For each constructors and drivers.

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And then we'll do poll sitters. Yeah. You can just write. So I'm going to do this. I'm going to do

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this. I'm going to do poll. Poll sitters. I would do poll sitters. That would be it makes

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a little bit more simple. So we'll do race one and we'll do poll. I need to go down one.

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I need to go down one because Mike Terry race one and we're going to do. Oh, wait, no. Hold on.

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You're going to have to make that box bigger. Fuck yeah. You're going to have to make the box at least

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five. Five deep for each race. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do. We'll pick that shit

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and then we'll do race one. We can set this all up right now. Yeah. I know. Race one.

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One. Oh, wait, I have an idea. No race one poll. No, no, no. I have an idea. Hear me out. So do race

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one and then you can have them do race two, race three, race four going sideways through the alphabet.

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Oh, so across the top. Yeah. And then what you can do on the in there is have in race one, you can have

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one, two, three, four, five and then poll race one, one, two, three, and then just poll. Yeah. And

461
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then you can just have it going across and then like Mike Terry and then like race to kind of thing.

462
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Yeah. Then just goes all the way across. Okay.

463
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Fuck yeah. Is that is this a format we want race one? Yeah. Well, what we could do is race one and

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then we can kind of abbreviate if you want to abbreviate what race we're going to.

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Wait, wait, wait, what are we? No, no, we need to. You shouldn't do rounds. You should do you

466
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shouldn't do races. You should do rounds because they're called rounds. Yeah. And then so we need

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and then we need sprint and then sprint will be like right below pole or something. If the race

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has a separate. Yeah. And then what we do is one, as to as three as four. So if it's a sprint, we

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do this. We do not do a poll for sprint. And then we'll just put it like we can do is and then we'll

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put a check down here which which round which round it is. We can write like an S or something

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like it for call it us or write sprint or just write an S in it for sprint. Then we know it's

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sprint. Oh, can you tell me which ones are sprints and which ones are not? Yeah, I can tell you right

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now. If you really want to. Yeah, I can tell you right now if you want to tell me. Shanghai, Miami,

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Spah. Do you try list the name of the race as well? I think so. Because I'm going to get well.

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Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this. Let's do. Yeah. So right at the top, you can just write Australia.

476
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Yeah. We'll just go through down the whole line. And then. Oh, shit. China. Copy and paste. Hell

477
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yeah, brother. China. China. China. China. Can you tell me these are neither sprints?

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The China is a sprint. Shanghai is a sprint. And then round three is Japan.

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Japan. Not a sprint. Not a sprint. OK. And then round four is Bahrain.

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Isn't that weird? Yeah, Bahrain is not first. And then Miami. Bahrain is not a sprint. Bahrain is

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not a sprint, but Miami is a sprint. Wait. Oops. Miami. Miami is a sprint. OK. And then

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skip it. And then we're going to go to Emela. Six is Emela. Yep. No sprint. No sprint.

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And then after that is Monaco, which no one likes Monaco because it's a boring as fucking race.

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Imagine if Monaco is a sprint. That'd be way cooler. That'd be stupid. Yeah, it would. It'd be

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boring as fuck. What's after Monaco? Spain. Can I call it Barcelona? You may.

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Can I call it Catalonia? You can call it Catalonia. For now. Cataloo-ina.

487
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Do I? How do I? How do you spell Catalonia? Catalina? No, Catalonia. That's how you do it.

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Not a sprint? Not a sprint. And then Canada. Oh wait, that's eight.

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Canada. Canada. Canada is nine. And no sprint. And then Austria is a sprint.

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Austria. Wait, no, no, no. Austria is not a sprint. Sorry. Austria is ten and not a sprint. Not a sprint.

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Okay. And then we go to Silverstone.

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Silverstone's 11. And it is or not? Not. And then we go to Spa, which is a sprint.

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Was it last time? Nope. Oh, that's interesting. Spa is a sprint this time.

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Spa's around 12 and it is a sprint. Okay. And then we go to Budapest.

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Hungary is around 13. That's right. And it's not a sprint. Not a sprint. And then after

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that we go to Zandvoort, which it's a fucking stupid ass race. Netherlands? Yep. That's 14.

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And it's not a sprint? Not a sprint. And then we go to Monza next, which is not a sprint.

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Of course. That's around 15. Not a sprint. And then

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Azerbaijan. That's 16. Not a sprint. The only last two sprints are going to be... I'm going to save

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this so I don't lose it all. Hold on a minute. Yeah. I'll let you know so you don't have to

501
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:57,840
ask me again. 2025 F1... Bets? Bet. Chart. Chart. We're going green everybody.

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I just want to keep track of it. It's just better. And then we can like see it on the TV here.

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Wait. Baku is around 16 and it's not a sprint. Not a sprint. Round 17 is Singapore.

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And it's not a sprint. Not a sprint. I'll tell you which ones that are. So the last ones that

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are sprints are Austin, Sochapala, Interlagos. So what is 18? 18 is Austin, which is... No,

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I'm not writing Austin. Guess what I'm writing? COTA, baby! That is a sprint. Of course it is.

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And then Mexico. Is 19. Is 19. We need to get Mexico off the calendar.

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Not a sprint. Vegas. No, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. It's Brazil. Brazil,

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which is a sprint. Was it this year? Yeah. Brazil is a sprint and that's around 20. Yup.

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Around 20. Wait, they're only doing 23 races. Really? That's what I'm looking at. What's round

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21? Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. Vagas. Vagas. Not a sprint. Not a sprint. And then Qatar or Qatar,

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depending on what you want to call it. Qatar. Qatar. Qatar. And then that is going to be...

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Wait, wait. A sprint. Why am I doing capitals? Only COTA gets to be whole caps. 22, Qatar is a

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sprint. Qatar is a sprint. And then Abu Dhabi is the last race. And I think that's only 23.

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Abu Dhabs. I'm going to call it Abu Dhabs. And not a sprint. Not a sprint, yeah.

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And that's 23. I'm going to count this again. Let's go... Oh, so there's no 24th round. I don't

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think there's a 24th round. Let's count this again. Isn't that interesting? Let's go through this

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again. Save it. Make sure you save it. Save it. Make sure you save it. Make sure you save it.

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Save it. You saved it? All right. Hold on. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. I want to label these

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because I'm cool. Drivers and constructors. Call this rounds. That's fun. Not races, you bitch.

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All right. It goes Austria. Oh, no, Australia. Sorry. Hold on. Bless you.

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Okay. Ready? Australia. Australia. You read. But say the number and then the name. Round one,

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Australia. Round two, China. Round three, Japan. If it's a sprint, too. Oh, can you get that in

524
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your same screen? No. Okay, then don't. So I'm just going to go with the country and it should go.

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It should match up. Australia, China, Japan, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia. You missed Saudi Arabia.

526
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That's what I was like. I felt like I felt like I missed something in there.

527
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You mother fucker. I knew I felt like I missed something.

528
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I knew I knew I missed something in there. Now I've got to rename them all.

529
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,280
Saudi or Jeddah. You can just call it Jeddah.

530
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:15,920
Jeddah. It's an H. Oh, yeah. There you go. And that is not a sprint. I'm so sorry.

531
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,680
Okay. So round five is Jeddah. Jeddah. And then it goes. Let me see if I can. Miami's fine. Hold

532
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:31,040
on. Let me see if it'll go. If I do like. I think our names in the middle are not going to take if

533
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:41,200
I do this. Round five. Mike Terry. Just stop and see if it works. Nope. Oh, go from. No, no, no. Go

534
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:48,160
from Miami. Go to Miami. Make it six. In the box. No, no, no. And then just do these. And then just

535
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:53,520
go that way. No, no, no, no. It's going to go. No, it's going to go. No, try it. This is it.

536
00:58:53,520 --> 00:59:03,600
Is it going to work? Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. I knew I forgot something in there. Yeah. There we go.

537
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:11,520
We're good. Now save it. Now. Now read them. All right. Australia, China, Japan, Bahrain, Saudi

538
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:22,400
Arabia, Miami, Emila, Monaco, Spain, Canada, Australia or Austria. Sorry. Silverstone Spa,

539
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:29,840
Zandvoort. No, it's Budapest. You fucking asshole. Budapest, Zandvoort, Monza. Stop, stop, stop.

540
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:36,560
Budapest, Zandvoort, Monza, Budapest, Zandvoort, Monza, Baku, Singapore, Austin,

541
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:47,200
Mexico, Interlagos, Vegas, Qatar or Qatar and then Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. Fuck yeah. 24. I knew

542
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:53,920
there was 24. I know. I know. I was like, what the fuck? So now we can fill out, you know, like

543
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:59,760
what clerk and Max. And then the thing is, though, can you make drop downs?

544
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:07,040
No, I'm not doing that. I can. But I also don't have to pick from a drop down list every time.

545
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,000
It's faster to type. Yeah, true. I don't like clicking on that drop down. It's trust me,

546
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:19,920
it's not going to be a benefit. So how do we do this without we can't see we write them down

547
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,440
on a throw away piece of paper and then we just write them down in our notebook. We reveal them

548
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:31,200
and then I upload them officially here. Yeah. OK. Yeah, I like it. Or oh, too bad. It's not like

549
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:36,640
a online service where we can like like a peer to peer thing where we can just type our own thing.

550
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:42,800
No, but then no, because then then we're going to see each other. Shit. Yeah. I think the best

551
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:48,560
way is we do it live here. Of course we do it live on paper. But I mean on paper. Yeah. So we got one

552
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:55,040
sprint, two sprint, three sprint. There should be four sprints, five sprint, six sprint. OK.

553
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:03,920
This is nice. This is way better than writing on a piece of paper. And then they've got these.

554
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:11,520
OK, so drivers and constructors, you should. I know I'm already doing it. I'm already doing it.

555
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:24,160
We did ten for constructors, but we did five for drivers. Yeah. We're still doing that. Yeah.

556
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,920
Or unless you want to do more or you want to do the whole thing. We obviously have to do. We have

557
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:35,520
to do the constructors all ten, but I don't want to do ten drivers or twenty drivers.

558
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:42,560
You don't want to try ten. I'd be OK doing more drivers, but then we're going to just lower the

559
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,960
amount of money. So it's the same amount of money. Yes. Would you rather do that? It's still the same

560
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:52,800
amount. It'd still be eight hundred bucks. It would still be two or five for the drivers, two or five

561
01:01:52,800 --> 01:02:00,400
for the drivers, two or five and two or five for constructors, two or five, two or five. But this can give you ten.

562
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,840
You don't want to do all twenty, do you? No, not all twenty. Just do top ten. OK. The reason why I

563
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:10,000
would say do that part would be so like this. There's a little more variability. Yeah. Yeah, I like it.

564
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,160
So then you can actually be like we pick the same things all the way down. It's easier to play around

565
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:19,840
with the thing. Yeah. Have more variability. Yeah. So two or five most wins and the most wins. Again,

566
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:24,960
if it's a tie, no money. You make it count. I'm sorry. Like a tally of who won.

567
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:35,040
You know, I'm saying like, say like in the rounds sheet spreadsheet, like down low somewhere, right, like

568
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:41,920
Terry's wins, Terry's losses or Mike's wins and Mike's losses. Yeah. And then like every time that

569
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:52,480
we write like above where it says like in column C and B, like you write like a check or like an

570
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:57,680
X or something that that's the person that won and then it tallies it down. I think if you know what

571
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:04,720
I'm saying, I think what I want to do is I want to go to the side or whatever. I want to do this.

572
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:11,520
I want wins and losses. So when like if I won, an X would go here. Yeah. And then you want an X

573
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:16,640
would go here and then it would. And then like vice versa down for the sprints. And then it would

574
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:21,520
say off to the left hand side, like how many numbers of who won. So like Michael would have like five

575
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:28,720
wins at the moment. So be like it would look like in the if this is a box, right. I'll make a formula

576
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:35,520
for it like this. It would be like it'd be Mike, Terry. And then and that would be this would

577
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:41,760
represent like we're say we're at round 12 and you have six and I have six. It would be like that

578
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:50,960
when this and then. Yeah, it'll update with the live every time we do it. Yeah. So then we don't

579
01:03:50,960 --> 01:04:00,000
have to go to that count it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then we should put our numbers like the DNF or the

580
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:07,600
the tie breaker somewhere in there to probably on any pole or something. The tie breaker.

581
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:24,240
Oh, because we need a tie breaker. Right. Do we want it here? So the number actually the number

582
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:29,440
can be up top. Never mind. Oh, we can put it right here. Yeah. Yeah. Tie breakers are up top. Yeah.

583
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:34,800
Yeah. So you find don't have to write anymore. OK. Put it up there and then I'll have I'll have

584
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:48,160
totals. We'll do this. I'll do totals. Yeah, baby. And then this will be some number. Yeah, it'd be

585
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:58,800
like equals the sum of whatever the thing is. Yeah. OK. 20. Or I'm going to manifest a

586
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:03,600
manifesting into existence. Is that what you're doing? Yeah. I'm just going to look at that number

587
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:09,200
and then it'll become reality. So then these will just update. I may just have it where we do like

588
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:15,440
if I win, I put a one and then I can do an easy formula. That's fine. Yeah. Be like a plus. There

589
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:21,600
just be one each side. And that way I can just do a simple sum calculation. Yeah. And then we'll do

590
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:30,560
totals and then we'll do round round totals and we'll do sprint totals because we'll have to

591
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:36,480
all have a separate thing. Yeah. And then we can just be bang bang bang bang. I got to shit again.

592
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:41,680
Wow. You're hot and heavy in here. You're going in deep. This is this is getting too methodical. I

593
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:46,640
barely had to shit. I do. I'm squinting. This is getting too methodical. This is not methodical.

594
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:51,040
This is getting like you like this. I like it. This is just a lot of like planning going on and

595
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:59,280
shit like that. It's nice. What else you want to do? Look, it's afternoon. My first pour. You already

596
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,760
had a pour. No, that was the advent calendar. Doesn't count. How does it not count? No, a pour

597
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:11,680
is from a bottle. The advent calendar is the advent calendar. Fuck me. That was a good one.

598
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:23,280
That's probably one of your better ones that you've had.

599
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:33,520
Oh, you should have poured it into like the. You should have sucked on a banana. When?

600
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:43,200
When? That's not great. All right. So we have a plan. We have a plan. Hold on a minute. We did

601
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:47,040
correct two or five to five. And then we did what?

602
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:58,160
The rounds are ten dollars a piece. Well, wait. Yeah. Ten dollars a piece. Five. Five. Five.

603
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:06,480
Per sprint. Ten per that. So a total of fifteen. Well, a total of. 270.

604
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:14,320
Is it so that in the grand scheme of things, everything is a total of eight hundred dollars.

605
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:21,360
That's so much money. Well, it's really not that much money. The problem that's going to come. The

606
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:25,840
problem comes when one person wins both drivers and constructors. That's where that's where the

607
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:31,360
person is going to get fucked. Yeah. Which was me this time. Yeah. If we tie, if one of us gets

608
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:35,520
the drivers and one gets the constructors now, all of a sudden, it's like it's just a toss up when

609
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:41,280
it comes to this shit. Yeah. And it's going to be very even or a much lower payout. Yeah. The goal is

610
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:47,200
the goal is to skunk correct the drivers and constructors to get paid out because you're

611
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:54,400
probably going to get if not fifty fifty somewhere near the half and half range on the like probably.

612
01:07:54,400 --> 01:08:01,360
Yeah, because that's the odds. Yeah. I mean, that's all it is because let's say if we if we split the

613
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:09,120
constructors, that makes it two or five each. And then let's say you win half of the.

614
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:14,720
Like, well, that's that would never happen. I don't think it would. It could.

615
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,040
Like if you if you won drivers and I won constructors and then.

616
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:23,120
I won half the races and you won half the races, then it's just a huge no.

617
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,200
And then wins. Correct. But like, say you won.

618
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:36,560
Seven races and I won six races, then I give you ten dollars. The drivers and is like basically one

619
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:43,120
big one of these. Yeah. But this gives you a chance to kind of feel it out. This is as the season

620
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:47,600
goes on, you can kind of like adjust, which I kind of like. This is this is why I won forty.

621
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:54,640
Which is why I won forty is the adjustment for like if you split this just to get some money.

622
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:04,080
Yeah. The problem with this, the drivers and constructors, it's a complete it's not a complete

623
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:08,640
shot in the dark, but it's really like kind of a shot in the dark because it's so early words here.

624
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:12,560
You can kind of like learn from how the season's progressing to adjust who you're picking.

625
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:17,840
And we always did like we can do like a season break and change everything, but then that doesn't.

626
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:23,280
I feel like you proposed that last time. I did. And if that if you allowed that,

627
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:29,280
we would have tied because I would have adjusted and gotten to where you were. Yeah. So well,

628
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:33,440
actually, although you could have the constructors, we would have both changed the constructors a lot.

629
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:39,360
Yeah. Like all the lower teams. Yeah. Which then you could make. But the reason why I said we should

630
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:48,720
do 10 drivers is more of a variable so you can actually win. But you can also tie. But also,

631
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:54,240
we should have a tiebreaker for. I feel like we consulted each other a little bit as we were

632
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:58,560
doing this. We have to come in completely blind, not influencing the other one at all. How about

633
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:08,240
this? Before preseason, we we ride our own like away from each other. Yeah. And then we flip it

634
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:12,000
over and then we upload and then we just upload it. Yeah. I don't want to be I think we should

635
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:18,160
be completely separate basically for this because then we can really have some differences.

636
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:22,880
Isn't is an Audi next year? No, it's 2026. 26. I have to shit again. And so does Cadillac

637
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:30,720
Cummins and oh Cadillac comes in in 2026. Correct. But I'll maybe come Audi Sauber does. I have to

638
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:36,400
shit really bad. But also but also there might be a runs there might be another team. There might

639
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:47,120
be 22 teams. Who? I was hearing speculation of a 22 22nd team. No, I mean, maybe they used to have

640
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:52,720
22 teams, isn't they? Mm hmm. But 20 minutes is his or 20 minutes is right here five hours ago.

641
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:57,360
Perez admits his Red Bull future will be settled in the next coming days. And this is like,

642
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,800
I thought you were about to say Perez resigns from Red Bull.

643
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:07,440
What did he say? His future is in the hands of the future will be settled in the next coming days.

644
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:12,160
Yeah, he's going to be fired. This is this is after this is after the crash.

645
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:19,760
Sergio Sergio Perez is accepted for the first time that his review Red Bull future is in doubt

646
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:25,440
emitting and emitting and emitting after the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix could bring an end to his

647
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:31,280
formula career until now. The Mexican has remained a set fast that keeps his place at Red Bull next

648
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:38,400
year despite dismantle season that has seen him finish lowly, a son, the driver's just about to

649
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:47,120
pull that up. Yeah. Liam Lawson and you can use to know to have been linked to Paris's seat. Look,

650
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:54,640
Paris 152 points. He started off really well to a couple seconds. Yeah. And then besides when he got

651
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:59,840
to Monaco, Monaco wasn't his fault. Look, though, he was at the beginning of the season. He was

652
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:03,760
getting twos and threes back when Max was winning. Yeah. That kind of shows you the pattern. Well,

653
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:11,920
the thing is too, is that Monaco wasn't his fault. And then Canada, I don't know what happened in

654
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:21,120
Canada. Do you spin? He's never good. He's never been good at Canada. But yeah. Oh, the last two

655
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:33,840
races, you've heard shit. Lewis almost got George and the drivers. Carlos almost got Piaz. Which,

656
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:42,720
if that happened, it would have been a tie on the drivers for our the thing we would have tied. Oh,

657
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:50,400
really? Yeah. Look at it. I put Alonzo Hamilton Alonzo. You put Orlando Carlos. If I didn't get

658
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:56,160
science, we would have tied. Oh, we were still in the game. You were. No, but that would have

659
01:12:56,160 --> 01:13:01,600
brought it to a tie. And so I would only have been giving you this money. OK. OK. That makes me feel

660
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:07,120
a little better. I didn't realize how close you were to not to not getting Carlos. I thought,

661
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:12,320
see, I wasn't paying attention. I thought this was a sure thing. But what you're showing me here is

662
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:21,440
it wasn't. And you know what? It shouldn't have ended like this. No, there were two points.

663
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:28,160
Piastri was P2. Fuck you, Max. Max, fuck me. He banged into him. The pastry would have totally.

664
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:34,000
If he finished P2, if he would have, I would have saved one hundred fifty dollars.

665
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:38,080
Fuck me. Fuck me. No, because he wouldn't jump. Well, Claire.

666
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:44,160
Carlos Carlos got second, which minus the how many points? Twenty four points. Oh, no, I would have

667
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:50,320
needed Carlos to pass P. P. Astri. You needed Carlos past. So I needed Carlos. I need Carlos to

668
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:55,600
do even better and pass or even worse. So thank you, Max. You almost won me. You almost saved me

669
01:13:55,600 --> 01:14:02,720
a hundred dollars. Or you needed backwards. Or you need George to jump. P. Astri or Carlos. But I'm

670
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:09,360
saying thinking about Abu Dhabi, I needed Max to basically ram into past and end him. And I needed

671
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:15,840
Carlos to win. That's what I needed, which he was in P2 the whole race. Carlos. Yeah. Fuck, fuck that.

672
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:21,600
Two extra points. Dude, if Carlos had won the race, two extra points, if Carlos had won the race,

673
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,520
it would have been a 14 point swing, which would have given Ferrari the championship, the

674
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:30,640
constructors. Really? Yeah. So Carlos had won. I would have saved one hundred fifty dollars.

675
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:35,360
I would have saved one hundred fifty dollars and Ferrari would have been world champions. Fuck.

676
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:40,160
Fuck this. There was more into play that you didn't even think about.

677
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,240
God dang it. All right, I'm down.

678
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:50,240
Also, I've heard that Valtteri Baltes is linked with Merck to be the reserve driver.

679
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,080
I saw that. Which is cool.

680
01:14:52,080 --> 01:15:03,920
I'm just going to do the math real quick. Max Verstappen is becoming a father. You didn't see that.

681
01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:09,440
Good for him. He knocked up that girl. Oh, you knocked up Nelson P.K.'s daughter.

682
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:11,680
There was a picture on YouTube that I saw. Nelson P.K.'s daughter.

683
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:24,240
Twenty four times ten plus six times five. That doesn't that doesn't add up. You're missing

684
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:33,360
one hundred twenty dollars. You forgot polls. And sprints. You forgot polls.

685
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:41,200
No, wait. Yeah, that's what I forgot. Polls. Polls are an extra five. Five. So plus

686
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:46,560
twenty four times five. Oh, no, it doesn't accept that doesn't like that. It aired.

687
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,360
It doesn't like polls. It doesn't. I want too many things.

688
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:55,200
There you go. You had 20 million parentheses. There it is.

689
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,840
Total of eight hundred dollars. So if one person wins everything,

690
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:02,000
which is highly unlikely, they get eight hundred dollars.

691
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:09,680
Yes. That's a shit. It's very it's very unlikely to win everything. But there is literally zero

692
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:14,160
chance there is a slim chance you win every single thing. No way you could.

693
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:17,600
That's not going to happen. You don't know that. Yeah, it was looking like that.

694
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:22,960
Mike, you won twelve. Well, we fucked up. You won twelve. You won half the race.

695
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:26,480
I can't believe we see that was the other thing is we keep forgetting to do it.

696
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:29,680
We have to like do every single one. We'll just set a reminder.

697
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:39,360
It's like the random weeks that like our schedule gets fucked up and then we forget about it.

698
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:46,960
Don't do it. Well, yes. But we what we should do is put like we can start putting reminders in

699
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:50,240
like the week before the Sunday before the race and so we can put them in.

700
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:57,040
I'm going to write it on my calendar. Dude, I was actually going to buy you a calendar.

701
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:02,160
I love the calendar. I have to look this up. Look it up. I'm about to. I'm about to have diarrhea.

702
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,560
Oh, really? Yeah. Well, you want to take a shit again? I'll take a shit with you.

703
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:07,280
I feel like if I take a shit again, I'm just going to be like farting. That's fine.

704
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,160
But right now, I feel like if I fart, I'm going to just explode in this chair.

705
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:14,800
Let's go. That's a show title. Exploding in the chair. Explode in this chair.

706
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:25,200
I still like the other one. Explode. Now, the first one in this chair. I like the first one.

707
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:35,120
Exploding in the chair. What's the first one? Peak our word. It's already up the runs. I wrote the

708
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:42,480
run. I feel like I've used this title before. The runs? Have we? The runs? The runs. I don't

709
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:50,400
think we've used the runs. That's great. I feel like if I fart, I'm going to just. It's like a

710
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:56,720
poop marathon. If I fart, though. The runs marathon. If I fart, I'm worried. Dude. If I go sit down,

711
01:17:56,720 --> 01:18:01,520
it's going to be a fart. But if I try to fart here, it's going to be shit. It's like a paradox.

712
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:08,880
Then go take a shit. It's fading. It goes in waves. Do you have to shit? It's going in waves.

713
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:17,520
Yeah. Show title. It's going in waves. Coming in waves. It's coming in waves. What was I saying

714
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:24,880
before we started talking about shitting? I don't know. Was it about this, though? 430. God damn

715
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:29,680
it. This is why I'm salty about looking at the potential for next year's loss. Well, you just

716
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:34,720
got to think about the. It's really 280. It's really 280 because the other money that you owe

717
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:40,160
me. So it's not that big. 280 is the number. So that's not too bad. No. But still, you lost $300.

718
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:51,680
No, I was thinking of. Oh, what the fuck, man? Uh oh. Max is to serve an FIA swearing punishment

719
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:58,080
around upcoming FIA awards ceremony. All right. I'm going. We're back. We're back, folks. Hey,

720
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:04,960
Terry, guess what? Hey, Terry, guess what? It wasn't a fart. See, I could do it. I can do it.

721
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:15,200
Yeah, dude. Dude, my ass. It wasn't a fart. Dude, I'm I'm getting destroyed, brother. That was the

722
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:20,080
one that finally released some actual weight. Some actual weight. That was a stinker, too, dude.

723
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:25,200
Holy shit. That's like a chili shit right there. That's a stinker. I've been eating chili the last

724
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:30,560
couple of days. That's not, dude. You like chili? I like chili. Chili is good. Does chili make you

725
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:37,600
shit? Not really. Not really. No. Just normal. Just normal. Yeah. I'm do I'm fucking freezing.

726
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:45,280
I turn on the heat. Thanks, dog. Appreciate you. Yeah, dude, I've shit three times since I've gotten

727
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:50,560
here. Yeah, dog. You're welcome. Welcome to the fucking palace. I think welcome to the club.

728
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:55,360
Welcome to shit palace. Welcome to shit palace. That's a good show title. Welcome to shit palace.

729
01:19:55,920 --> 01:20:01,840
No, it's too long. Just shit palace. Welcome to shit palace. That rolls off the tongue, dog. Four

730
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:09,680
words is pushing it. You you have four words down there. Yeah, I know. Welcome to shit palace.

731
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:15,120
But they're they're long words. You can't have four longer words. How is that?

732
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:22,480
You're you're you're are worded. You're are worded. Welcome to shit palace. It wasn't a fart.

733
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:33,680
Dude, we're about to break the 5000 all time downloads. That's cool. Shout out to us. Shout

734
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:38,560
to us. Thanks for downloading this. 5000 downloads. 5000 downloads.

735
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:45,360
That's good shit. Literally shit. Oh, God. What we need to do is get that to get that shit up.

736
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:51,360
What we need is like a shit. We need to get climate inflows of our shit. And we're serious.

737
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:59,520
Yeah. Why did you call? Why did you call the Artemis rocket shuttle when I texted you that

738
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:04,560
thing last week? But I now call the shuttle. No, the space shuttle was a thing they retired a long

739
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:09,760
time ago. Oh, what? Did I really write that? Yeah, you wrote that. You're like, oh, they can't.

740
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:17,680
The shuttle something on the shuttle. Like, what? You wrote that. I did. Yeah. When I sent you the

741
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:22,720
thing and you said, damn, NASA do be sucking. I texted Terry. I said NASA delays Artemis to

742
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:28,240
moon mission at 2026 Artemis three astronaut landing to mid twenty seven moon landing number

743
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:33,120
round number two. But is it conspiracy? And the reason I did this is because we had a great

744
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:37,520
experience together with our buddy James, where we would try to go see Artemis one and we fucked up

745
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:42,240
and didn't. And we were literally it wasn't our fault. We were watching. We were watching it as

746
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:47,760
we were coming home from the airport. Basically, it was Nicole's. I texted Terry this and Terry

747
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:53,360
goes, damn, NASA do be sucking. And then I and then he says, was there a problem with shuttle or

748
01:21:53,360 --> 01:22:01,200
something with shuttle? And I just told him the actual answer. He showed the shoe on the actual

749
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:06,880
capsule capsule. You knew what I mean. The fucking entrant. Damn interns fucking those heat shields.

750
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:14,800
Oh, damn interns fucking to those heat shields. Well, we learned that in Texas.

751
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:19,280
Yeah, we learned that interns. They Houston in Houston. They said the interns were doing it.

752
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:24,240
They say did he say interns were placing them on the thing or what interns place the heat shields

753
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:29,440
on the nose of the no. I think he said like interns had to like design it all. I know.

754
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:36,880
No, what do they say? Interns don't design it. They place it. They place the individual on the

755
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:44,480
on the exhibit on the like that's when they showed us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

756
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:52,960
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Interns did not install heat shield tiles for a

757
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:59,440
fucking spaceship. That's what they said. No, I think he said interns had to put together the mockup

758
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:04,400
that we saw is what he was saying. And they had to organize them all based on the schematic.

759
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:10,480
You sure I'm pretty fucking sure. I feel about that you want to go on the tour again.

760
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:15,640
Yeah, that was the same guy. Yeah, like I got his name old Jim

761
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:21,120
I don't know is he's not like a gym. I don't remember. I was a crocodile in there. His name is a

762
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:26,620
Fuck his name's not fucked but oh on the bus as you go into the crocodile in here

763
01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:32,960
His name is Johnny or something. No, no, no, it's like a it's a term. It's like a sully. No, it's like a chopper

764
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:36,960
I

765
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:44,240
It's like nominal or like something like along those lines terminal velocity or some shit. Yes something like Max Q

766
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,760
I don't know if it was Max Q, but it was a sciencey term. It was a sciencey chomper

767
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:54,400
Was it alligator high school alligator or crocodile?

768
01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:01,020
Was that a crocodile or an alligator? It's an alligator a LL IG a hold on you guys are a LL

769
01:24:01,020 --> 01:24:04,480
I alligator gate or got it gate or

770
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:13,560
Tromper Houston, it's what Houston velocity NASA. No, it's like gravity such with an M. I think

771
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,560
Mike

772
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:26,300
Do you think it's gonna show up yeah the famous alligator alligator in 1996 step in famous alligator of Johnson Space Center

773
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:32,860
Yeah, I'm there. I don't believe you. I said NASA Houston type Johnson Space Center

774
01:24:33,980 --> 01:24:36,100
Johnson Space Center famous alligator

775
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:42,940
Johnston Johnson not Johnston Johnson Space Center like Johnson like your cock

776
01:24:43,580 --> 01:24:49,500
My Janssen like your Janssen think it's well alligator on probably a LL I or a lie. I don't know

777
01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:53,940
John Mayer. No, that's not it. What is it called?

778
01:24:53,940 --> 01:24:55,940
thrust

779
01:24:55,940 --> 01:24:59,940
No rocket no it was like M M

780
01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:03,460
fuck

781
01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:08,140
The thing you need to do is famous you need to look up terms Johnson

782
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:10,300
space

783
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:12,300
center

784
01:25:12,300 --> 01:25:13,300
alley

785
01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:15,300
gate or

786
01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:19,140
Gemini, it's not Gemini

787
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:21,140
It's not Gemini

788
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:27,780
Wait, there's no alligator in there. We're bitch later Gator

789
01:25:29,940 --> 01:25:34,780
Visitor information in the summary while there is no famous John Space Center alligator

790
01:25:34,780 --> 01:25:38,460
there are mentions of alligators in Space Center study of alligator health and

791
01:25:41,420 --> 01:25:47,220
It's not gonna be maybe it's just like an inside joke within the community, I think so, but it's it's like an M

792
01:25:47,220 --> 01:25:49,220
I think it's M

793
01:25:49,220 --> 01:25:53,980
Max Mac. It's not max Q. That's too long. Yeah here

794
01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:57,020
Maybe it is max Q rocket like terms

795
01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:59,820
list of rocket terms, maybe

796
01:26:00,220 --> 01:26:03,160
What says it actually? Okay. Hold on. I think I might have gone it

797
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:06,160
The fuck is it?

798
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:16,720
You think it starts with M. I think it starts with M

799
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:27,840
Meteor micrometer MIT

800
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:31,480
Modulation no moon said no, it's not an M

801
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:37,520
But it was a science term wasn't it it was like a rockety it was a rocketed term

802
01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:41,960
It was like when they it was like it was something to do with like I

803
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:44,760
Don't remember man

804
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:47,840
It's gonna drive me crazy. It's gonna drive me fucking nuts and then I'm gonna

805
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:55,040
Alligators of Space Coast no that Florida though. We don't want Florida Johnson Space Center

806
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:57,040
Yeah, cuz there's a fucking alligator

807
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:02,760
Fuck

808
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:05,800
It should be an astronaut stop alligator as mascot. Yeah

809
01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:11,000
Meeko meeko main engine cutoff. Yeah, you're right. Yeah

810
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:14,680
Other hand. Oh my bad. No, no, no

811
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:20,320
Yeah, I knew it was something like yeah meeko it's right here meeko yeah

812
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,320
Yeah, main engine cutoff. It was it was an abbreviation

813
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:26,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah main engine cutoff. It was it was an abbreviation. Yeah, it was an abbreviation

814
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:30,760
I knew it was started with an M though. Yeah meeko and meeko is a cool name meekos

815
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:32,760
I think I'm my name like dog meeko

816
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,600
Or my kid. Yeah

817
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,520
Yeah, this is the spot. Yeah, it's a spot. Yeah, there's an angry alligator

818
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:44,940
No, it's a nice alligator no, it's an angry alligator

819
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:49,440
Is it the only alligator

820
01:27:49,480 --> 01:27:50,760
Yep

821
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:52,760
Are you real looks fake?

822
01:27:55,640 --> 01:28:02,000
See meeko yeah main engine cutoff. Oh, there's a turtle right here. See it. Yeah, there's two of them. There's one that left to

823
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:19,280
Oh, there are like it is there hmm fuck yeah, meeko I knew it was something like that

824
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:25,840
Wait, look at that 10 top 10 unbelievable facts about the Space Center in Houston. See

825
01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:30,360
Johnson Johnson could suck a dick. Oh

826
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:35,440
Look at this interstellar returns to the deep space to IMAX theater starting today

827
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:38,120
For the 10th anniversary, dude, we should go see that

828
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:43,240
In theaters so long. It's like a three-hour. I can't sit too long movies anymore, man

829
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,720
It's like three-hour movie. It's like you want to read this. I'll read them

830
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:54,040
One I'm just gonna read the the caption one. You are allowed to visit Space Center's launch site. Oh

831
01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:57,640
That's in Florida though. That's in Florida. Yeah

832
01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:03,480
The Space Center has trained astronauts for more than 30 40 years the Space Center summer camp is extremely popular

833
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:09,320
This is dumb. You must visit the entire base before you can proceed for the indoor tour. That's not true

834
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:12,360
We were in this right? Yeah, we were in that

835
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:15,000
We saw the

836
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,880
Can net the the Canadian giant arm or whatever the fuck it's called

837
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:21,320
Well, yeah, and I was telling you about all the components that make up this airplane. Yeah

838
01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:23,640
Hell yeah, I'm a fucking nerd

839
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:30,440
Um, it can be a little cold inside the Space Center. That's fucking true. The Space Center receives about 800,000 visitors annually

840
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:32,440
We were in here. Yep, the Saturn five

841
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:39,080
This oh the Saturn five rocket is on display at the Space Center. Correct Harry, correct. Thanks. Thanks that guy

842
01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:42,200
I saw that pictures NASA would like to explore beyond one. No shit

843
01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:46,760
It's got a picture of J. F. K. and Johnson's in the back

844
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:52,840
That's funny, uh, the Space Center is one of the most popular tourist attraction sites in Houston that makes sense

845
01:29:54,040 --> 01:30:02,600
The most recent Genesis program ended but they may be a relaunch. That's just stupid. It's fucking stupid. Whoever wrote this go up

846
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,280
Let's go down this was in 2000

847
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:08,360
Mecklen

848
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:11,160
Miss Maselle, Miss. That's a weird name. I don't know

849
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:19,960
Let's go down. This was in 2000 Mecklen miss Maselle, Miss Maselle, Maselle Mecklen Mecklen. This is in 2022

850
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:22,600
suck

851
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:25,720
This doesn't look like transformers

852
01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:30,280
Robots that shot from transformers robots in disguise. You know that this is that famous, uh

853
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:35,160
Scene from transformers where they're all like standing on this pad and they go on the rocket. Mm-hmm

854
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:40,440
Who went on we're gonna go here. We're gonna get on there. No, but I mean like we're gonna be near this

855
01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:45,560
Where are we on a fucking behind the scenes tour when in florida and our trip? Yeah to count lick it

856
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:48,680
Did you fuck it? You don't fucking know bro. Yeah, I want to be surprised

857
01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:53,080
So you don't want to see anything? I don't want no spoilers. I don't want no spoilers. I'm so fucking

858
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,480
We can talk about it

859
01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:57,240
But I don't want to be like

860
01:30:57,240 --> 01:31:00,360
This is where we're going. This is where we're going. This dude's gonna suck me off here

861
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:04,940
I think the exhibits are probably better in florida than texas

862
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,600
I feel like and there's a lot more like actual like

863
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:12,600
Places to go it's bigger. I think the thing is for me is like when I go to these attractions

864
01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:17,560
I want to do a tour. I don't want to do that's why we're doing the tours the exhibits are like the exhibits

865
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:20,280
Okay, they're like, whatever. Yeah, the exhibits for me are like

866
01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:25,320
But that's cool. I touch a little button because you're not a nerd because you're not a nerd because you're not a nerd like me

867
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:29,080
No, I like the tours because I like so I'm saying I like I also like the exhibits

868
01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:32,440
You know why because I'm a fucking nerd. Yeah, but I get it. I love the tours

869
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:34,600
That's like the main thing I like I like where it just goes like

870
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:39,560
Um, you actually get to see shit mars. It's like this is what marsans feel like how do you fucking know what marsans feel like?

871
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:43,560
Right. We haven't even been there, but they have robots doesn't mean they know what the fucking sands feels like

872
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:48,840
Yeah, dude, the robot field it and told them. Yeah, he's like, this is soft. It feels like shin from beach

873
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:53,480
Yeah, and then they go. Okay guys, we got to go to the beach. What kind of sand?

874
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:55,560
Mars Rover

875
01:31:55,560 --> 01:32:00,120
Red sand just use feels like regular sand feels like sand

876
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:02,120
No, because he like the robot

877
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:08,040
Like touches it and then sends back information says this is like the same texture as earth sand and all that so you go

878
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:15,000
Go to beach grab sand and put it on display for people to read the top 10 about florida. Okay, you just read the top 10 about

879
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:18,040
Texas okay, ha ha

880
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:21,800
This was uh, 20 this is also in 2022

881
01:32:23,560 --> 01:32:25,560
Scroll down keep going

882
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:29,320
Best attractions at NASA Kennedy

883
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:34,440
Space Center Kennedy Space Center bus tour liftoff we get to do that for free as part of our second day hell fucking yeah

884
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:40,680
That's a towering beast. Oh, dude, and we get to drive by the vehicle assembly building, which is this big ass building

885
01:32:40,680 --> 01:32:42,680
I'm gonna take a picture of it. You know what they call it?

886
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:47,240
The VAB the VAB the vehicle assembly vehicle assembly building the VAB

887
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:52,440
That's fucking because they like build a rocket upright and then I should go work for NASA. Fuck it. Fuck. Yeah, let's go you and me florida

888
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:56,280
Yeah, i'm down. I'm fucking care. It's warm. It is warm sticky, too

889
01:32:56,280 --> 01:33:03,240
Yeah, you like sticky icky. I got some sticky for you sticky icky my penis the launch pad 39a is currently released by spacex

890
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:06,040
Where's the other numbers? I don't know keep going

891
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:14,200
Oh, oh, there we go. Number two apollo slash saturn five center the race to the moon. There's a fucking it's better than texas

892
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:18,440
Is it there's like a roller coaster isn't there? No, it's a ride, but it's not a roller coaster

893
01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:23,080
Is it what it's like a simulator? It's like a shoot-off. It's like a simulator like it does g-force

894
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:29,880
The only thing that was like really good about texas was like the behind the scenes tour where we actually got to like go in mission control

895
01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:34,520
But everything about florida is like better in my opinion or like there's a lot more that's yeah mission control was fucking fire

896
01:33:34,520 --> 01:33:36,680
That was like the banger of the thing

897
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:41,720
There's just so much space between this second one. It's showing pictures giving me spoilers

898
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:46,120
Is that where uh, what's his name? What's number three number three?

899
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:49,480
Space shuttle atlantis. This is the ride right?

900
01:33:49,480 --> 01:33:55,720
Oh, it just it doesn't like just simulate the it's a rocket launch. Yeah, i'm down to do it

901
01:33:56,760 --> 01:34:03,080
I'm down to get blasted. Hey, there's the hand the arm the canada the canada wasn't it called like the canada mech arm or some shit

902
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:09,960
It's like the canada tiles are these tiles. Yeah, what those tiles? I know those are individually placed by interns

903
01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:15,560
Not on an actual I think so airplane that flew into space

904
01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:21,480
We can look this up. We can fact check me shuttle experience shuttle launch experience. That's the ride. That's the ride imx theater read it

905
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:26,840
What oh we're gonna have time to actually go to the imax because we're gonna have two days

906
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:29,880
Yeah, fuck. I never have time to go to the imax. We can go watch a beautiful planet

907
01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:34,680
And journey to space 3d fuck. Yeah, we can watch both fuck read this space shuttle launch

908
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,000
Okay before you leave the atlantis exhibit

909
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:43,080
There's a theme park style simulator the shuttle experience shuttle launch experience where we're going to be doing a shuttle launch experience

910
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:48,120
Uh shuttle launch experience where where you buckle up to see how it feels blasting off into space at

911
01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:50,520
17

912
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:53,320
Thousand five hundred miles in eight point five minutes

913
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:57,720
Do we do we go up like a big-ass tower for eight point five minutes?

914
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:03,800
Wait, do we go up a tower for eight point five minutes?

915
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:09,480
There are two films journey to space and this is also written in 2022. So oh damn

916
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:16,720
You get to we get to find out the other one nasa now plus necks bitches. Hey, hey look

917
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:21,760
Starliner we're gonna see starliner in um

918
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:27,520
Alabama the pressure vehicle. Oh, yeah, and then we're gonna see an exhibit here, too

919
01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:33,200
Right on right on a meet a real astronaut. I want to lick them. We are gonna be a real I'm gonna spit on them

920
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:36,000
Dude, if you touch an astronaut, is it a felony?

921
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:41,720
No, I'm just saying if you like shake their hand just like touch them. You will have like by transitory been in space

922
01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:45,200
You'll have touched someone who's been off this planet. How cool is that?

923
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,560
If you actually like shook the guy's hand who gives us a tour

924
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:51,600
I want to shake me on shake his hand you can shake his hand is Neil gonna be there. No the tour guy

925
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:53,120
I want it

926
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:56,200
Are you gonna shake his hand? Yeah, I'll shake his hand. Then that means you've touched space

927
01:35:56,200 --> 01:36:00,600
I'll shake his or her hand. Oh, it could be a girl. You go journey to Mars. It's like a kid thing

928
01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:05,400
Yeah, we get to touch the sand from fucking that's the rover that's on Mars right now. No, it's not

929
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:07,560
It's a fake one. Oh, it's real the rocket garden

930
01:36:08,520 --> 01:36:13,520
There's a bunch of Rockets. Yeah, but your penis looking style things and get in like this guy

931
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:16,560
I'm just getting low. This is one of the early Mercury missions

932
01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:20,760
Imagine the first people in space were just in this little thing dude

933
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:27,000
I'll cramp so bad you imagine you have to like shit in a little box like in everything is in this little thing and that's

934
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:29,000
Air and then outside is death

935
01:36:29,120 --> 01:36:35,120
Imagine you're like you're like inches like millimeters from fucking death and you have to like live out of that for like a day

936
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:38,080
As you go up and then go around the earth and come back down. That's what they were in

937
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:44,080
The early eyes that sounds so bad. They were in so they like show you that yeah mercury cop here is in legends

938
01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:45,760
That's still there

939
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:52,740
What is hero? Oh the Hall of Fame we saw the Hall of Fame in Houston. No, that's something. This is not that though

940
01:36:52,740 --> 01:36:57,040
This is something else. I know but we saw Hall of Fame in Houston. I took pictures. Yeah, this is like

941
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:00,120
More like plaques and shit on the wall

942
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,160
Yeah, it's got like astronauts that buzz

943
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:06,560
That's probably Neil, but it could be buzz that Neil Armstrong

944
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:13,120
That's Neil isn't it? I know that's not buzz. Let's go down. It's too. It's too blurry to see no no no I know it says

945
01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:16,200
It looks like Neil and Shepherd

946
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:19,880
Something and E Shepherd

947
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:25,080
Junior I can't read it something Shepherd Jr. Well, you're gonna find out

948
01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:32,000
And this shit cool, dude. I'm hard. I'm fucking soft as a rock. Oh the iconic timer

949
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:36,160
Oh the iconic timer. Oh, you can see our launch cool. I mean dude

950
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:42,900
Like randomly a launch like a space like they go like if a launch is going off and we're there that day like already

951
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:45,760
We're there and we're like

952
01:37:45,980 --> 01:37:50,320
We're on this bus tour like the meet the astronaut and they're like behind the scenes and they're like hey

953
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:53,680
There's a launch the bus tour stop. I think yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're like, hey

954
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:59,160
They're gonna do a launch. We had to cancel your bus tour, but we'll give you priority VIP ticket

955
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:01,160
They'll go the know this what they do they'll go

956
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:04,840
Oh, they're gonna take you with your astronaut and we're gonna get like behind the scene. We're gonna go

957
01:38:04,840 --> 01:38:06,840
We're gonna go feel the heat for free

958
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:10,880
You just want to feel the heat so bad. Don't you want to feel it man? I might be warm as fuck

959
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:15,640
All right, cool

960
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:20,400
Yeah, yeah, what what's the what's the movies in

961
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:28,000
I'm playing right now. Yeah, let's find out what's movies playing at Johnson Space Center. No Kennedy Space Center

962
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:33,000
Yeah, wait, that's weird. Why do they have a Johnson one and it's not Kennedy Space Center. Oh, yeah it is

963
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:42,040
It's Kennedy Space Force Center. Yeah, but it's it's juice. It's two one got assassinated and the other one was like a douchebag

964
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:49,240
Go JFK JFK got assassinated Johnson was an Johnson and Johnson was an asshole. He's the one that did the Vietnam War

965
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:51,960
Well, he was one of the guys but yeah, John

966
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:59,480
Most most and wasn't most presidents are assholes. I mean not Johnson mean JFK JFK. It started with him

967
01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:03,880
Yeah, but yeah, John's in what Cuba missile crisis Johnson was the guy that

968
01:39:04,560 --> 01:39:09,920
Accelerated it or like made it bigger the Bay of Pigs. Yeah Johnson was an asshole LBJ was an asshole

969
01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:16,160
You know what? Yeah, Linda B Johnson. He was a fucking asshole. He's a racist. Is he? Yeah, what a bitch. Yep

970
01:39:16,160 --> 01:39:22,120
The alive damn dude the oldest president who's alive is Jimmy Carter. He's 100. No, just turned 100. No, he's not

971
01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:24,120
Yeah, he probably looks like ass

972
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:27,680
All right, see a picture of what I'm Carter. Yeah, can you give me a minute though? What?

973
01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,680
Yeah, first look up the movies

974
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:33,520
Scroll up

975
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:36,920
All attractions

976
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,280
Because they should show you like

977
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:44,400
Like theater stuff

978
01:39:44,400 --> 01:39:50,840
That's in the heroes of halls halls of heroes rocket and canner space legends

979
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:53,360
path the smoothscape

980
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,200
Where's the IMAX here

981
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:03,680
Right here, okay, so then click on it

982
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:12,080
Scroll down now playing deep sky space the frontier. I want to watch the webs telescope. I

983
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:15,080
Want to watch both of these? Oh, here's a deep entire guys

984
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:21,400
Guys, uh fucking trailer. I'm gonna watch both these trailers. There's only two movies at a time. Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense include with a mission

985
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:26,400
See allow 45 minutes daily schedule for showtime. So it's for watching both of us. That's fine. It's 45 minutes

986
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:32,600
I've never been able to have the two days every time I've been here. It's been like one day and like rushed. Yeah, dude

987
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,280
I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Let's see what we'll see what this is

988
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:40,800
With who it sucks what actually it might be getting better. No it that cafe

989
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:44,840
Area, it's not that good. It's probably getting better though. All right. This is deep sky

990
01:40:45,560 --> 01:40:47,120
2023

991
01:40:47,120 --> 01:40:49,120
documentary about the James Webb telescope

992
01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:58,640
a

993
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:01,760
Telescope wait question before this starts. What already started? Oh

994
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:06,320
The James Webb telescope is just a telescope. That's just floating in space

995
01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:09,080
Mm-hmm. What did you think it was?

996
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:12,280
What did you think it was like a telescope on the ground looking? Yeah

997
01:41:12,280 --> 01:41:18,680
No, but like is it floating around the earth, you know, like the Hubble telescope that's on the planet

998
01:41:18,680 --> 01:41:25,280
No, it was enough. No. Oh my bad. These are telescopes that are launched into space. Wait, so how'd they bring it back? They don't

999
01:41:26,040 --> 01:41:29,440
I'm confused. It's how does it how's it transmit the data back?

1000
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:36,700
The same way we all communicate with fucking internet waves and radio waves and light waves

1001
01:41:36,700 --> 01:41:40,500
What do you mean? How do we communicate with the International Space Station?

1002
01:41:42,180 --> 01:41:44,620
Wirelessly yes, that's how we communicate

1003
01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:49,200
I got a question these go out into space and then look out and then they just transmit back the data

1004
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:53,340
I got they're not like I don't think they're crazy out in space. They're just up off the earth

1005
01:41:53,580 --> 01:41:56,100
So they're floating around the earth. I don't know

1006
01:41:56,100 --> 01:42:00,560
I thought they were in orbit, but I might be wrong about that because I don't I don't know the answer

1007
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:03,340
When was the James Webb telescope launched?

1008
01:42:03,340 --> 01:42:07,100
Let's find out. That's the real question

1009
01:42:07,100 --> 01:42:11,340
JWST can see deeper into the past than any telescope in history

1010
01:42:12,980 --> 01:42:14,980
To not long after the big man

1011
01:42:14,980 --> 01:42:16,980
I like how we sail. They make sails

1012
01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:22,860
The telescope has shown us how stars are born. It also shows us how they die

1013
01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:27,980
This is like a ship just fucking floating in midspace

1014
01:42:29,380 --> 01:42:31,380
That night

1015
01:42:31,380 --> 01:42:37,540
The images emerging from the darkness the darkness reveal. You know what what does this remind you of?

1016
01:42:39,460 --> 01:42:41,460
Proto molecule, thank you

1017
01:42:42,420 --> 01:42:49,300
I thought and she says and she says the darkness so it's like a scary vibe like right when the proto molecule shows up. Yeah

1018
01:42:51,100 --> 01:42:56,460
The images emerging from the darkness reveal a whole new universe

1019
01:42:56,460 --> 01:43:00,460
Invisible to the human eye

1020
01:43:01,620 --> 01:43:03,900
That's one of the stealth ships in the first season

1021
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:12,380
It doesn't tell you about it James Webb telescope

1022
01:43:15,780 --> 01:43:18,540
The pen God snapped his fingers a pen

1023
01:43:20,660 --> 01:43:24,780
God made the heavens and the James Webb telescope was launched in 2021

1024
01:43:24,780 --> 01:43:25,940
Oh

1025
01:43:25,940 --> 01:43:29,180
Yeah, 20 December 25th 2021. Where is it?

1026
01:43:30,500 --> 01:43:33,460
Is it's not orbiting the earth is it or is it?

1027
01:43:46,740 --> 01:43:51,380
It says it was launched from Ghana Space Center in French Ghana

1028
01:43:51,380 --> 01:43:54,180
French Guinea of French French New Guinea

1029
01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:58,820
Aboard a

1030
01:44:00,060 --> 01:44:02,060
Yeah, it wasn't an American yeah

1031
01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:05,100
But it says it was launched for the major milestone and

1032
01:44:05,580 --> 01:44:10,900
telescopes development marking the beginning of its journey to its final orbit around l2, which is

1033
01:44:12,300 --> 01:44:13,980
lag

1034
01:44:13,980 --> 01:44:21,860
Grange point two. I don't know what that is. Let me spell it for you. Do

1035
01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:27,580
You remember that from the expanse lagrange lagrange? Did you remember that? I don't think it was in the show

1036
01:44:27,580 --> 01:44:34,020
So that is in like the seventh book. They have like the stations. They call the grange one and the grange two

1037
01:44:34,020 --> 01:44:39,500
I wonder if it's where this is in the in our solar it's saying it's saying it's going to lose the grange to

1038
01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:45,300
So it's going out far into space and then it's gonna stay out there and look deeper and send the information

1039
01:44:45,300 --> 01:44:49,100
They come back. Yeah, no, no, it's not gonna come back. It's gonna just transmit the data back

1040
01:44:49,740 --> 01:44:54,100
So the real question is where's the grange to that's what I was looking look it up

1041
01:44:54,100 --> 01:44:58,520
I thought you were looking I gotta play this other trailer. What the fuck is look I always look everything up

1042
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:00,520
I think it's on the belt

1043
01:45:00,540 --> 01:45:02,540
the belt in the belt

1044
01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:11,580
About lotta in the belt belt a lotta belt a lotta. Let's see

1045
01:45:15,660 --> 01:45:22,820
In the battle the grange points are also known as that Laguna points liberation points are

1046
01:45:22,820 --> 01:45:29,900
I don't know it looks like it's oh

1047
01:45:34,420 --> 01:45:36,420
It's going towards the Sun

1048
01:45:39,380 --> 01:45:43,980
That's what I'm on to it's going towards the Sun in Celeste oh my god

1049
01:45:45,380 --> 01:45:48,300
in celestial mechanics of Lagrange points

1050
01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:56,020
Are points of equilibrium for small mass objects under the gravitational influence of two massive orbiting bodies?

1051
01:45:56,740 --> 01:46:00,180
Mathematically this involves the solution of the restricted three-body problem

1052
01:46:01,300 --> 01:46:05,260
So it's like a random thing that's slowly going to into the Sun

1053
01:46:05,260 --> 01:46:09,320
But this telescope just kind of or their own point lies on the line through the large

1054
01:46:09,660 --> 01:46:16,380
Two large masses beyond the smaller of the two here the combined gravitational forces of the two large masses bounce at a center-fold

1055
01:46:16,380 --> 01:46:21,540
Force on a body at L2 on the opposite side of the earth from the Sun the orbital

1056
01:46:21,620 --> 01:46:25,980
Period of object with would normally be greater than earth's wait

1057
01:46:25,980 --> 01:46:29,540
Let me read this part some Lagrange points are being used for space exploration

1058
01:46:29,820 --> 01:46:34,260
Two important Lagrange points in the earth in the Sun Earth system are L1

1059
01:46:34,620 --> 01:46:39,940
Between the Sun and Earth and L2 on the same line at the opposite side of the earth

1060
01:46:40,460 --> 01:46:45,020
That's where both are well outside the moon's orbit currently an artificial satellite called

1061
01:46:45,020 --> 01:46:51,780
Discover is located L1 to study solar wind coming from toward Earth from the Sun into Monarchs climate taking blah blah blah

1062
01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:55,980
James Webb telescope a powerful infrared space observatory is located at L2 this

1063
01:46:56,780 --> 01:47:06,020
gravity measuring satellite to you this allows the satellites large sunshield to protect the telescope from the light and heat of the Sun oh

1064
01:47:07,020 --> 01:47:11,020
So it's on the backside of the earth from the Sun yeah, huh?

1065
01:47:11,020 --> 01:47:18,660
Interesting so they're just like random points in space. They're they're four spots in space that tells you up top right there

1066
01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:24,660
That they have that they're trying to get to so right now the James

1067
01:47:25,660 --> 01:47:27,900
Telescope is going behind the earth oh

1068
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:34,500
I see so Earth moon in orbit and L2. Oh the idea is

1069
01:47:35,380 --> 01:47:39,620
The James Webb telescope orbits the Sun in the same direction

1070
01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:41,620
It's the Sun in the same

1071
01:47:42,180 --> 01:47:47,220
Revolution that the earth does throughout the year so it's always behind the earth for to the Sun yeah

1072
01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:51,460
And it's looking out into space so it doesn't get blasted by the Sun yeah

1073
01:47:52,180 --> 01:47:57,380
Blasted I would say like they fucking cool. They need to like they have really good telescopes nowadays

1074
01:47:57,780 --> 01:47:59,660
They should make a better one

1075
01:47:59,660 --> 01:48:03,700
They've to go out get clear pictures James Webb have you seen the pictures from James Webb?

1076
01:48:03,700 --> 01:48:09,660
Oh, you're gonna see it in the IMAX here. All right. Let's go all right. Let's listen to the second one. This is space the new frontier

1077
01:48:09,660 --> 01:48:11,660
We're gonna have to wrap up soon

1078
01:48:11,660 --> 01:48:14,700
Frisbee yeah, let's go. I call it after this

1079
01:48:15,340 --> 01:48:19,060
for 50 years a dream has lame dormant

1080
01:48:20,780 --> 01:48:28,080
Terry how cool was this shit 50 like look at this picture of the space station

1081
01:48:28,620 --> 01:48:31,380
Get ready 50 years a dream oh

1082
01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:32,700
Oh

1083
01:48:32,700 --> 01:48:38,500
As lame oh yeah, baby so cool at like sunset or sunrise. That's probably some waiting for the moment

1084
01:48:39,060 --> 01:48:41,060
to be reawakened

1085
01:48:43,380 --> 01:48:46,900
Soon humankind will rise again

1086
01:48:48,740 --> 01:48:53,060
To a new age of space exploration

1087
01:48:53,060 --> 01:49:01,780
NASA partners will embark on new missions to the moon Mars Mars and beyond

1088
01:49:01,780 --> 01:49:03,780
Beyond the belt

1089
01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:06,580
This year

1090
01:49:06,580 --> 01:49:08,580
Let's go this sounds like Star Wars

1091
01:49:12,580 --> 01:49:14,580
That's fake

1092
01:49:15,580 --> 01:49:17,580
I have to pinch myself because this is real

1093
01:49:18,580 --> 01:49:20,580
Star Wars

1094
01:49:20,580 --> 01:49:23,580
I have to pinch myself because this is real starship

1095
01:49:27,580 --> 01:49:33,580
Join us as we transcend the knowledge and scale of the golden age

1096
01:49:40,580 --> 01:49:43,580
The potential is infinite

1097
01:49:43,580 --> 01:49:48,080
I read about Chris Pine

1098
01:49:51,820 --> 01:49:53,820
Have you seen starlink

1099
01:49:54,060 --> 01:49:56,500
Like at home like in the sky

1100
01:49:57,260 --> 01:50:00,980
No, it's fucking cool. Go out on like a dark night. You'll see it sometimes

1101
01:50:00,980 --> 01:50:13,300
Any final word on arm, that's what they're called the Canada arm shot to Canada

1102
01:50:13,300 --> 01:50:17,300
Any final words space

1103
01:50:19,300 --> 01:50:21,300
Upcoming launches

1104
01:50:21,300 --> 01:50:23,300
None

1105
01:50:23,300 --> 01:50:29,300
Unloaned payload that galactic energy space technology starlink outside of California

1106
01:50:29,300 --> 01:50:31,300
Florida

1107
01:50:31,300 --> 01:50:33,300
December

1108
01:50:33,300 --> 01:50:35,300
December

1109
01:50:35,300 --> 01:50:37,300
December

1110
01:50:37,300 --> 01:50:39,300
December

1111
01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:41,300
I'm gonna keep an eye on this

1112
01:50:41,300 --> 01:50:43,300
Just fucking imagine

1113
01:50:43,300 --> 01:50:47,300
Just so we get lucky. Yeah, but you never know. Yeah. All right folks. That's it. It's a wrap

1114
01:50:47,300 --> 01:50:57,300
It's a wrap. It's a wrap. I'm cold. Bye. Bye