Let it start. Let it rain. Let it snow. Let it start.
We're gonna see some white stuff snow when it comes from the sky. We're all gonna die.
Sorry. What? Dude, okay. I have a confession to make. Great. So the other day I went to get...
Hello everybody. Welcome to There's No Audience with Mike and Terry. This is episode...
I don't know what the fuck it is. Welcome to There's No Audience with Chibois. Oh, my bad. Sorry.
With Ch... And then... Chibois. And then... So I feel so stupid. So I went to breakfast with
your brother and James and Drew the other day. Was that the day that Drew came over here? Yeah,
same day. Okay. So I'm stupid. Of course. And then... So I pay for all my things and then I swear...
So I go to... I go... I'm in Seattle. That's where breakfast was? No, no, no, no. I went to Seattle
for like a staycation with someone. Anyways. And so... A staycation. A staycation. And so I'm
trying to find... Stupid term. Yeah, whatever. So then I'm trying to find my debit card for some reason.
Okay. And... Oh, wait. On Saturday you had breakfast. Saturday I had breakfast. And then the next day
we went. I remember. And I was trying to use my... I was trying to grab some money, like pull some money
out of my bank. Shout out to ATMs where you always win at. Don't ever go to the casino because you
always lose. You always win because you're guaranteed money. You're guaranteed money at the ATM. You're guaranteed your own money at the ATM.
Okay. But then I go... I go, oh shit. Where's my fucking... My debit card? Your bank... Your cash debit... And I'm like... And I went to like
certain places that day. I went to... I went to the ATM to go get you money. Oh, did you think you lost it somewhere? And I thought I lost it. So I
like locked it and then I cancelled it. Right? And then I got it. And then I got a new one. You couldn't find it? I couldn't find it.
Dude, I am so fucking dumb. You found it. I found it. In your car. In my wallet. Wow, you are R-worded. Dude, dude. You are hard R.
Keep talking. I'm gonna grab my wallet and I'll show you what happened. Yes, he's standing up. He's walking away. He's going to get his wallet.
You know, that is one of the most craziest things I've ever heard. I wonder if he actually looked in his wallet for it.
I didn't. He didn't look in his wallet for it. That's fucking stupid. I didn't look. Where did you look? Okay, so
I did look. So where else would one look? Dude, it's so fucking stupid. Okay, so my wallet is like this, right? So it's a
it's a it's a bi-fold. Yeah, it's a bi-fold. So then it just folds out. It's like a land
portrait? Portrait? Portrait. So it's portrait, bi-fold. It's called the Mighty Wallet. Look it up. No one cares.
Um, free advertisement. So then, so it's usually right here. Okay. My fucking dumb ass.
There's a secret compartment for money. Uh-huh. That's not very secret. It's not a secret.
My ass stuck it in there and I go, fuck, I lost it. You are so dumb.
It's insane how dumb that is. And then when I was I was gonna I was at the store, I was buying something and I go, I go,
I go, what the fuck's this? Oh, it's my fucking debit card.
That's like peak R-word. That's what I would call that. That's a truth out there. Peak R-word.
That's a good show title. That's a great show title. Shout out to me. Peak R-word.
So I I canceled it because I thought I lost it. Didn't lose it. But so I'm getting a new card.
Oh, you don't have yet. I don't have it yet. So you couldn't get any money out of the bank for the thing you wanted?
Well, I was trying to the we're like the hotel that we were saying the dude, the um.
The chauffeur guy at the bottom. The greeter. The doorman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Doorman slash doorman slash uh, uh, you know, go get your car kind of guy.
Valet. Valet dude. Yeah, doorman, valet guy. Okay. Was it a nice hotel?
Um, he was he was really nice and I really wanted to give him
some money. Yeah, and I couldn't fucking pull out any money because I didn't have a like.
So what do you do? Not pay him next time I see him. Oh, you're such a shit bag.
This is why any adult, especially an adult man, not carrying cash is like a bitch thing.
An adult man carries cash. Otherwise, you're not a man.
That doesn't mean shit. If you're a man on a thing at a hotel and I have to tell you,
can't tip a guy. You're a bitch. That's not no, you're a bitch. No. Yes. That's not true.
Actually, we asked him, we asked him like, we're like, oh, you know, we were going to tip.
A responsible adult man has cash for things like that. Oh my God. Shut up, dude. What?
You know, I'm right. I mean, because how do people don't care? What's your mind, Terry?
I have to get cash because I'm a man and I tip this motherfucker. So you knew you fucking knew.
I mean, I knew, but my I just didn't have any money on me. You took all my money.
No. Yeah, no. That wasn't money. You were just carrying around his cash. You fucking dummy.
You took all my money, bro. All right. Let's just let's look through these first. Oh,
are we going over what we'll do this thing? Yeah, yeah, that's just I just want to double check me
here. Double check you. I'll double check you. Can I suck you off? That's wild. That's that's
that was really wild. I'm sorry. That's real aggressive. Look. Oh, sorry. So this was the tour.
Oh, let me grab the papers. Oh, my God. This fucking dude. Oh,
dude, I literally thought you were going to go miles away. What are those books? Are those like
like what are those? Like your fucking thing? Oh, notepads. Like cool notepads.
Yeah, bro. You think you're you think your room's a mess?
Do you think your room's a mess, dog?
Because it is. I want you to verify just so I don't feel so I don't feel like I don't want
to like forget to book something and think I booked it, Terry. OK, do you understand me? Yeah, dude.
I want you to verify that we have all the tickets. The fuck is this? So we should have
we should have. All right. We have Alabama tickets. Here's one Alabama ticket. OK,
because I know this is it's this rocket center. Wait, does it matter if my name's on or not?
No. OK, so that's one. We should have two of each. Here's the second one.
OK, here's the first for it with fly with an astronaut. OK, and that one might have our names
on it. This or might have my name. It just has your name on it. So we should have two of those.
Yep. And then you know, we should. So these are the second day tickets that I bought through work
at a discounted price. Gotcha. And then it has your name and there's two. Yeah, there's two of
you. And that one just says NASA one day that just says, yeah, this is adult plus 12 Kennedy.
Yeah. OK, so we have these all the tours. Oops, oops, oops. Let's organize this a little bit
because this is how the trip is going to go. Yep, they're both there. We're doing admin work
on the show live, folks. Yeah, it's a great day. So fuck that shit. No, people come people come
for our fucking hysterical comedy that we have. We go. We've we talk. People read this. This is
joined Mike and Terry as they traverse life's challenges, discussing what's on their mind.
Every fucking day. This is what's on our mind every fucking Tuesday. On our fucking mind, man.
So correct me. I'm good. Right. Those are the three things you just look at. Why are the ones
that are highlighted in yellow like really bad? Or does it means that you really need those?
No, that's what we just we're going through everything, Terry. Oh, my bad. You're validating
that. Good validating. You validated those three things. Correct. Correct. Correct. OK, correct,
sir. I now I want you to check this. I think I might have an email. Yeah, show me your email.
Also, while you're there, give me your password. No. OK. Why? I don't know. Just thought why.
Why are you going to redo what they said? Why? Wait, did I read you the rules? What rules?
There's fucking rules. Airbnb rules. There's rules. I think I did. I read them to you. No,
you didn't. I don't think you did. Those rules was to say no slippers. No. You need Waba keys.
Do you know, sand in the house? They're fucking strict. Oh, no. Yeah, they have an outside faucet.
I think it's only this. Do we just wash your shoes off? They have an outside faucet to wash
your shit. Oh, dude. So no, you didn't tell me about this. I was talking to your brother yesterday.
I think we need to read it here. I was talking to your brother when I was hanging out with your
brother yesterday. I was talking to him. He's talking about your dad brings over some like
indoor slippers everywhere he goes everywhere he goes. Correct. And I go, man, I can vouch for
that. I was like, dude, this man, this man has personal Waba keys just wherever he goes. Well,
he just doesn't like to have cold feet. No, I get it. I'm just saying this dude has Waba keys.
Dude, actually strong, man. It's making it really. You just can go in my app. How about that? Oh,
OK. You want me to read it? I want you to validate that the trips make sense. OK,
so look at the trip and then read the message. Do you want to read it out loud? Yeah. OK. Oh,
wait. No, I can just mirror my shit. Can I phone on this? Yes. Should I do that? Would it be easier
to read on the screen? We can see. You want me to do that on your MacBook? Yeah, why not?
Yeah. All right. Oh, and then no, no, but then you can just look and yeah, you can just do what you
want. Yeah. So, man, do you fucking fucking technology, right? So these are the days,
correct? Yeah. This is the one we wanted. Yep. We're not saying where we're staying
because I don't want people to come in and attack us and rape us. How do I get in there?
You have to use your phone's dumbass. Oh, really? Yes. So I didn't know that.
Yeah. So are those check in dates? You used to live somewhere by there in that name. Don't say it.
The street name, just the name. No. Oh, yeah. OK, so those are the good dates, right? All right.
Things to know, instructions and house rules. Check my dates, fucker. Oh, that's right. Yeah,
that's right. And then until the last day. Yeah, that's good. OK, we'll probably check out before
that anyways. The confirmed code is not going to tell you. You thought I was going to say bitch.
All right. You'll stay with. I'll be staying with someone. Oh, am I the someone?
No, you're staying. So allowed additional rules. No smoking. Please wash all dishes. Oh, wait,
show more. Please wash. Oh, shit. All right. One, no smoking. Two, please wash all the dishes
for leaving three. Please empty trash and place outside receptacle with when leaving. Oh,
that's a good word. Receptacle for please let us know what time you plan to leave on your
check out day. This is extremely helpful for the housekeeper five. Please strip the beds and place
linen linens on top of the bed for the I just throw it all in the laundry room. But a minimum
is just like on the seven. Please do not place very sandy clothing items in the washer or dryer.
This clogs the machinery and will cause it to stop working. If you spend time at the beach,
please raise rinse your feet. Rinse any of Sam before you take a shower, rinsing the sand off
in the tub because of backup nine. The city trash picks up on Monday and Thursdays. Please
place large can on the curb on Sunday and Wednesday evening. Oh, shit, we got to do we got to do work.
Yeah, we're saying we got to do work for that.
Dude, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hear me out. I'm not going to go through all this.
No, no, no. These are good. And we have this is our set reservation.
We want to read the message. We pay. We pay for I said there's like all this shit. What the fuck?
Oh, that's what I said to them. Hello, Michael. Thank you for booking.
Oh, my God. So nobody else can come just us. I think I have to like tell them who you are, too.
But I'm already on the reservation, though. Well, you're not, though. You're listed. Two people
are listed me and a guest. But I don't have like your name in there. Oh, God. And I think I need
to do that. Go back up, back up, back up. Go back up. I saw it. So keep going. Stop. Scroll down.
Scroll down. The guest must have a valid working phone. That's me, though. Right. Because I'm the
one interacting with them. OK, whatever. That's that's nice. Now, what really irks me is that we
we pay. We pay for like a cleaning service. Oh, and then you do the dishes. That's like one of it.
But what you what you need to learn about Airbnb is what they mean by that is cleaning for like
laundry and like sweeping and shit. Yeah. But what I don't. But people assume that it's like a full
service thing. And that's wrong to assume that because it's clearly not. No. And that's where
you get into trouble is people like leave a big mess and think, like, why pay for a cleaning fee?
It's like, no, you paid for a lady to come in, like wipe down the floors and do the fucking
laundry. No, not to do. I'm saying it's like they're like, you know, like, you know, like,
please put place this trash bin out there. It's like, OK, so then it should be a little bit
cheaper because I'm doing a little bit of someone else's work for you. But you got to realize
they're not going to just show up and put the trash out if someone's staying at the house,
though, because they might not be in town. So you've got to think about it that way. It's like if
the people were there, don't put the trash out. It's not going to get put out. You know what
Airbnb should do? I don't. They should do like if you do any of their work, the household work for
them, like take out the trash, Harry, and then you should get a coupon or something. If you want
what you're saying, that's when you say the hotel Airbnb. I don't think people understand. It's like
it's like using someone's home and the indication is doing, you know, it's a house. It's not like a
full service thing. I think that's the assumption that a lot of people know a lot of people think
like they need to be like wine and dine and everything done for them. But it's not the case.
Thank you. So upcoming reservations. We got it reserved. We're good. That's good. How do we get
this fucking thing? Swipe down from the right hand side, right hand corner and then hit the
mirroring flashing thing that looks like two squares loving each other. Just hit stop mirroring.
OK, so we got that. And so you have to pay for part of it. So I haven't paid for all of it,
but I had to like put down a third of it to like book it. Oh, but then the rest will get taken out
of my account. But I already gave you all the money. I'm just saying that's why I wrote this
partially paid because like just to keep track of stuff. So we're booked and I paid and the rest
will come out like a rental car. So this one is onward and upward. I can't remember.
I might have the rental car. Oh, you know what? What's up? I might actually have like everything
on my phone. That seems legit. Ferrari versus McLaren in a wild race for Constructors Championships.
I don't have to pay any for this. Any down payment. It all gets paid at the counter.
Oh, that's why we have a reason. So we're good, right? Oh, man. We've been reserved. Yeah.
Pick up Friday. Yeah. And then Tuesday. Are we staying in Orlando that the first day? Yeah.
Correct. Gotcha. So we're picking it up on Friday, the first day we get in there and then dropping
it off when we leave. Okay. So those are those days look good to you. Yeah. And we're leaving
from the same airport. Correct. Okay. So we got our book reservation. Dude, that's so cheap.
Like compared to what we were looking at before. That total price is so good. So anyway, yeah.
Pick up location, drop off location. Same place. I think it's just crazy that you have to pay more
to drop it off somewhere else. But I understand it. I just think it's crazy though.
That's good. Yep. You're good. All right.
Okay. Now this.
I guess I can just look on the app. So what was that? We're going to go by order. So oh,
we're taking a different. There's so many airlines. Just two. Three. Really? So the flight down.
Okay. Oh, I didn't know that. Does this look right to you? Or do you can you see the days on here?
Up at the top? Yeah. So that's the day we're leaving. Well, we have a layover. Yes. I forgot
about that on the way down. So it's in that airport. Okay. So that's the right day we're leaving.
And that's the thing. And then the second part of it is to here. So we would get in that our first
place at that time. Does it tell you like. Oh, it doesn't tell you when or how long the. It doesn't
in here. I can. I can show you. Hold on. No, no, no. I'll show you right here. Okay. What is this?
This is the email. Oh, that's not the right email. I was gonna say like, hold on. I would say what
I'm saying to you is like, make sure I see my name in your name when showing me that. I just want to
make sure that I see my name as well as your name. See right there. Yep. And then that's the other
one. You're both there. I picked seats on like one flight. I think. Yeah, it was. It looks like the
first one because it wasn't expensive, but like every other one I didn't because it was like either
didn't matter because the size of the plane or like coming back on the the fun airline that I like
the most. I didn't. Because it would have been 50 bucks more per person. Yeah, and I just thought,
you know what? Even though it's like a six hour flight and it's longer, I still don't care. Well,
the thing I just don't care. The thing is we can always go up to the thing and they'll give you a
seat at the counter, right? No. Usually what happens is they'll give you a seat the day prior
Oh, OK. And then in that in the app. But what you can do is like you can go up to the like thing and
you'd be like, hey, can we try to sit next to each other? OK, so that flight because we're in a
relationship, right? And then the next flight will be. That's the flight going down. Oh, yeah. And
then this is the flight from that first place to the second place. Oh, yeah, I forgot that we're
going like later in the day. So that next day, the plate, the NASA place closes at five and then our
flight is here and we're right down the street. We can leave a little early to probably. But yeah,
so we'll leave there, arrive there, no layover. And then you can see I don't our names are good.
I don't have seats. This is a little airplane. Yeah, it's probably like a little like 22, like
prop 22. No, it's probably a jet, I think you think. Yeah. Well, I did say what it was. And then
this one is the one from I've never I just want to know. I've never flown on this before this
airline. Yeah, I've only done it once before. I think. Are they cool? I don't I don't know.
They're fine. How long is this flight? Oh, it's like a two hour flight to have. So this is from
the second town to the third town on that next day. OK, again, at that evening time, right?
Yeah, good. Your name and mine. Oh, I picked I picked seats for us here because I think it was
like no charge or something. I can't remember. I think that's what it was. Or if it was like really
cheap or no charge, I did it. But otherwise, I didn't. So that so our names are good. And then.
This one is the long flight home on that. Yeah, and then they can I kicked I picked the I picked
like the middle one. There was like an early one and a little bit later, but I just picked the one
in the middle. It was like a reasonable time. That makes sense. Similar to when we're flying down.
Yeah. OK, and and I'll just go here just to make sure. Boom, boom. Good. Yep. Sounds good to me.
Looks good to me. So flights. Shout out to fucking us. Shout out to us planning this shit. I love
this shit. All right, we got that one, that one, that one, that one. OK, now we got to do the
hotels. You ready for this shit? What was it? What was the thing called that we were going to go see
in D.C.? Space museum. It was like, oh, yeah, you need to book tickets. Space. Don't you have to
like book it or something? Space and it's like aerospace and space.
Air and space museum or something. Space museum. That's what it is. Air and space museum, national
air and space museum. Yeah, I'm just I'm just trying to like I'm just trying to book it now.
See if I can book it now. Reserve of Pass National Museum of the American
of the American Indian. Holy fuck. There's so many. Yeah, dude. There's like
the Albert Einstein's Planetarium. Well, that's inside the National Air and Space Museum.
Oh, you have it. National and Space Museum. Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure you book our tickets.
I'm trying to see if I can book it. But oh, you couldn't do it. I can't do it that far out. It
looks like two months out or one month out or what's today? The eighth. So one, two, wait,
one, two, three, we're like two or five. It's like five weeks out that you can book that you can book.
OK, so we just have to do it in the next three or four weeks. So sometime in January, we need to
do this. Wait, you said five weeks. Yeah. I don't want to forget. So I'm going to make a reminder.
It's like five weeks. It's every five weeks. So wait a second. One, two, three, four, five.
So it's like January 1st, second on the new year. It's like that week when we podcast would be like
more on the fifth of January. We need to book it. Set a reminder for the fifth of January next year.
Space Museum tickets.
OK, and then if we can't book that, I'll just make an reminder for one week later or something.
Well, they're free. I know. I don't mean tickets just like so we go in. Yeah. OK. And then you just
pick a you pick a time and then you can go in. OK, ready. But everything that we do, we have we're
going to have our backpacks. Yeah. So actually, I have an idea. Oh, please do tell. So sometimes
we think there's like a place we can put them. Yes. So sometimes hotels will you can be like,
hey, can I leave my backpack and stuff here? And then they'll be like, yeah, you can just pay like
five, ten bucks to hold it for you. And then we come back and pick them up. So we don't because
the hotels by the airport anyway. And we're going back through there anyway. And then the reason
behind it is that every time that we go into something, they got to check her bag. They got
to check her bag. And I don't really want to go. Right. Right. That's a good point.
So I'm going to call ahead. What do you mean? I'm going to call the hotel and ask them
and like make arrangements because I'm that kind of guy. You can just do it like the day before.
Yeah. Because if you put it now, it's just going to take forever.
Are they going to forget about it? Yeah. All right. Hotels. So we have three hotels. Yep.
That's good. This is the one in D.C. Yep. It's the one we wanted. Yeah. That was the one that
was just like a little bit down the street from Crystal Palace. Yeah. OK. Just saying. Check in.
Check out. Yeah. Where's where's the first one? I think it's this one.
No. No. I think it's the first first one. Yep. That's a center. And then that's the day before.
Check in. Check out. That's like that's isn't that like right down the road? Correct.
It's not on the we can walk. We can walk. Basically, it's like 10, 20 minutes. OK.
Hopefully it's not cold. It's going to be cold. It'll be cold. We're up. Bring a sweatshirt,
bitch. I am. Don't worry. I have to fucking shit. So do I. And then this is the first day we're in
Florida. OK. Which is Friday. And then the next day is Saturday that we check out. The next day
is when we're going to go go karting. So Friday we check in. Sleep there in Orlando. Check out on
Saturday. And then we go. We have the car go karting and all the fun shit we want to do in
Orlando before we drive out to. I'm fucking excited, bro. Same.
And I got to shit. You want to take a break? Yeah. So everything. So those are those three
hotels. I like how your grand total is so high. But it's not. It's just what it is. So then. Oh,
this is the grand total. And then yeah. And then the way I was doing it before is I was losing
track of whether I had it per person or not. And I fucked it all up. So this is the number.
So I'm going to probably owe you one hundred and fifty dollars back. Basically, I think because I
don't see the prices. Everything's booked. And then the only thing I haven't paid for is this thing.
But the car rental, the reservation is booked. So yeah, I hope they give us like an SUV.
Upgrade us again. Yeah, I don't fucking care. Actually, it doesn't. If it's a car, it's actually
easier for us. Yeah, because then we can get smaller. Mm hmm. I don't know. Yeah. OK, so
we verified this. We're all good. Yeah, we're good. All right. We're going to take a break,
folks. Shout out to us. Shout out to us. You good, doggy? Dude. It's wild going downstairs right now.
Why would you say it like that? What? That's not the way I would say it. Downstairs. My downstairs
is wild. It's wild going downstairs. Yeah, dude. You should say I've got wild shit going on downstairs.
All right, folks, we're getting into it. We're getting into it. This is not the fucking right.
A fat check. And yeah, dude, you want it in paper money or digital money?
You know what? Let's give it some paper. That's what I got.
I got to get it out of the fucking thing there, but I can give it to you. All right, we're going
to then I can give you back the balance of this plus whatever that is. All right. So I don't know
if I want to use my pen. I should use a pencil, but double check cutter and then we'll do and then
we'll do that. We'll do those first and then we'll do the others. So if people don't know,
it's the end of the season for those who don't know.
It's the end of the season, which means an end of an era for the end of F1 always means the beginning
of Cod, which is great for me. Shout out to me. Shout out to you. I'll explain today. Are they?
What time? Three, I think. I'll watch it later. I'll watch a VOD. All right. So what we're going
to do is we're going to check the winners of the races of this season. Just to double check. I
want the tiebreaker and cutter. I think that's what I think. So race winners. I'm on GP racing
stats dot com. Shout out. Shout out to them because they're fucking amazing.
They do great work. So here we go. The race results you had Max first. So that's an X.
Charles second, which that is an X. You have Piaz and LeClaire, which you got correct. You had
Piaz, three, third, which you did get correct. And then cutter. Yep. Oh, and then I'm thinking
of something and then LeClaire Max, fourth of Russell got fourth. So that's a null.
Hamilton Sainz. Sainz got fucking fifth, bitch. Did I win? You win. You win cutter. So we didn't
actually look at it. I don't think we looked at it. We didn't look at it. Hell yeah. And then
give me Abu Dhabi. Give me Abu Dhabi. I think I might win Abu Dhabi just because I wrote Lando
first and Lando did get first. And then the tiebreaker is I wrote three and there was like
more than. Yeah, I got to get two right. Yeah. All right. So then you had the tiebreaker.
So then you have Lando, which I got big money, big money, big piastry, LeClaire. That's a null.
I got LeClaire third. No, I put Lando. No, you put Lando third. I got Russell third, which was
a clear. That's a null. I got Russell five. You did. So it's a tie. Oh, I got Lewis Hamilton
fourth, but that's a no. So three and there was four DNFs. So I went. We each got one person,
right, though. Yeah. God damn it. So I won. Can I see? Yeah. Max Max, Piaz, Sri Lando, Science.
God dang it. Russell. I got Russell, I guess. And then for the drivers, I will go over the
drivers in here, which I'm pretty sure it'll be all the fucking same anyways.
Oh, wait, I guess it would be I have to go to I'm going to tally up our wins. I already had them
somewhere. But yeah, but all right. So we're going over our big fucking yearly thing that we do. I
think next year, Mike, you just do like a big lot of. Yeah, that would work, too. We should have
that so we can just pull it up. Yeah. But also, I think we should make it bigger to instead of
like doing like this is one and then the side one or we should do this one like 500 bucks.
Yeah, like this one is a 500. Oh, you're fucking balling. And then that one is 250. Wow. And so
it's a total of seven hundred fifty dollars. Three, we can get fans involved in this. Just
kidding. We shouldn't like so that I have to. So so for drivers, we both got Maxie Boy. So Maxie
Boy, one, two, three Charles. We both wrote Charles for second. So that's a no. I wrote Sergio
for third. That's a definite big no. And then you wrote Norris, which is a no. I wrote a
no. I wrote Lando for fourth, which is a no. And then you wrote Hamilton, which is a no.
And you wrote Alonso for fifth, which is a no. And I wrote Carlos. We made it. We made a bet
on Mexico, but we never wrote who wanted. Oh, really? Yeah. And then we didn't do Sao Paulo.
So I got to figure out Mexico here. OK, I did. I win the drivers and the constructors. And then
I'm going to go down to the constructors really fast. Which one said I got. OK, so the only one
you got right for the drivers was Max. And I got Max and Carlos. Oh, you bitch. Yeah. Fuck.
And then for the constructors standing there, you won that. No, we're looking. I just really
want to write this down. R.B. That's a no. Because R.B. fucking flopped it. Ferrari. We both got
Ferrari right. Mercedes was number three. McClaren, that's a no. That's both a no.
Fourth, I wrote Merck, which Merck. Terry, and that's why you're going to win. And then that's
because you wrote Merck for it. And then Aston Martin is fifth, which is correct.
R.B. did not get that one. So that's a no. Alpine seventh. We both wrote Alpine seventh, which is
an everything else is a fucking correct. Actually, Williams did get ninth, though.
Actually, wait. Yeah, everything else is a fucking no. How do I get to the races? I'm lost on what
I'm on with this thing. Go to our season. Twenty twenty four season on the right hand side versus
wins, pulls, fast lap on the right hand side or scroll down. Actually, scroll down. Scroll down.
Oh, yeah, here we go. Yep. And then I won the constructors. Yeah, I told you I got three right.
You got two right. Yeah, I we Terry, you were always going to win one more than me because
you had Mercedes fourth. You fucking asshole. All right. All right. Damn, I'm fucking good. Results.
You just it's his last race right there in the box.
You're really almost there. You're really no left. Up, down, this one.
I love to see it, folks. And then where's the full scroll down? There you go. OK, Jesus Christ.
Lando, no. Max, no, no. Charles. Yes. Four is Lewis. No. Five. Russell. Who won it? You. I don't
know. Max. No. LeClaire. No. Lando. No. Hamilton. Russell. No. Damn it. Five signs. No, I win it by
one. I got one right. God damn it. All right. OK, so Terry, Mike, Mike. So I get two of the 10,
you have one of eight. You didn't do that one. Mike, Mike, Terry. Twelve to nine. Why don't you
just do like you just suck my fucking ashes like why don't you shut up? So 12 to nine,
you can check me if you want. 12 to nine. Yeah. Me. Me. 12. You nine. Check me. Check me. Check me.
I'll fact check you right here. Mike, Terry. Wait, what's like counting music?
Music. Really? What? Isn't that Jeopardy? Yeah. Is there such a thing as counting music? I don't
know. Oh, no. That's not what I want. No, fuck it.
I'm going to do it. Simple super songs. Super simple songs.
How many things? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. One, two, three, four, five. One,
two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five. And we're all fucking stupid. How many fingers?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 12 to nine. So I get plus $30. Yes.
So what was the total? 310 was the total. 310. So 310 minus 30, which is 80. 180. 280. 280. So you owe
me 280. 280. Plus 150 for the rebate on the vacation. So 430. Woo! I'm getting money.
Fuck me. 150. So stupid. 31430. Didn't I just say 430? Why don't you go suck a dick?
Have I said that yet? No, but I got 430. All right. I'm going to give you. I'm just going to give you
the cash. Yeah. I won 430. Actually technically. You won 280. I won 280. God dang it. Damn.
That's tough. That's a tough loss for you. That's a fat loss. I knew it. This was a good year.
Terry, this is a good year for Terry. Remember what I told you? I said as soon as we got to the last
six races, the constructors was a lock. We knew that. Oh, yeah. But the drivers became clear that
you were going to win pretty a couple of weeks ago in my opinion. Oh, yeah. So Terry, the reason why
it's not a big deal because I've been preparing myself. Oh, were you? Because I knew I could see
the writing on the wall. Oh, man. Brother, man. OK, I'll get it. I'll get it. We're done. 430. 430. F1 season.
I feel like I'm going to lose next year. Next year. I think next year is going to be fucking
shit. 24 races again. I think it's 24 races. Oh, they're getting. Did you hear about they're
getting rid of Zandvoort? When? 2026. I think they're getting. Like 2026 will be the last time
they do it or it will not be in 2026. It won't be. I don't think it got renewed for 2027. So I think
2026 is the last race. Good. I don't like it. I don't like it either. It just means Max doesn't
have three home races. Yeah. Technically. Wait, Spa and Zandvoort and what else? Spa, Austria.
Oh, Austria, because I read Zandvoort. Yeah, it looks like like your thing that you're telling me
is like, like, Liam Lawson has a seat. It's like a lot. It's like a lock in. Well, I guess we'll find
out. You know, it will see how if he actually does, he's going to have to learn today. I don't know.
I mean, I just feel like it's a it's a raw deal for you, Keith, for sure. No one. No one debates
this. Yeah, no one doubts that. I feel like he got fucked. He did. He always does.
When should we do our predictions? When should we have to?
We always did it right after the preseason. Check the when does it start the preseason?
We should do it the week before preseason. We should do it before any running happens.
This is my opinion. And I'm standing to it. You have to go and fucking balls to the wall. OK,
OK, so we do it the week before testing, then testing and then the race the first weekend.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. So no. So so we do it. Yeah. So we do it before preseason testing.
We do it the weekend before anything starts because I really know. Fuck you, asshole.
What you're saying is that we do like right before the season starts. So we can do it now if you
really wanted to actually know. Wait, no, because then you get to hear rumors and developments and
shit. I want to hear that. Exactly. So we'll do it March. So this season starts like March 1st
or something. I don't know. Beginning of March or is the end of March. It should have they should
have it already. I've got it already up. Stupid. Stupid. Let's see. Melbourne. March 14th to 16th
is when they start. Oh, yeah. Bahrain is not first next year. Bahrain is February 26th into 28th.
Is when they're still testing in Bahrain still. Yeah, they're still testing, but they're not doing
the first race in Bahrain. Yeah, there will be six sprints held. We should write S's for sprints.
We should do another thing for sprints for sprints, too.
So like we you have the main race and then you have the sprint race and you can get like we'll
just do like five extra bucks or something or ten dollars or something. We should have a set
stone. How much money we want to do the whole shebang and then decide. You know, we should do
instead of like a winner take all for constructors, should we do like everything you get right? You
get a little bit of money. Would that make more sense or no? Do you not like that? Like, for example,
since on the on the drivers, are you saying like you're saying because on the drivers, the drivers,
you got on the drivers. I got one. You got no on the drivers. Wait. Yeah. On the drivers, you got
two and I got one. So like. You would only get money for one, you know what I mean? Because we
tied on the other one. So what you're saying is, would you want to do it that way or do you like
this? So what you're saying is, is like, let's say the drivers you get. Well, why the base? Why the
base payout of like. No, we'll just do like 10, 20 dollars per driver or 50 dollars per driver. And
then instead of one person having to pay the other person 150 for who gets the most right.
Each person you get right is like 50 bucks or 100 bucks or whatever it is. Well, if you do 100 bucks,
you get 500. That's a max of 500. That's a lot, though. I don't want to do that. No, that's a lot.
That's what I was saying, like a set in stone. Yeah, no, this is the good. We should do it this
way. Yeah. So we'll keep that way. So what's wrong with how we did it, though? Nothing. I mean, like
what's wrong with the amounts? Isn't that a good amount? Not too much, but it's not like a tiny
number. Three ten. Yeah. Like, what's wrong with that? Let's do three fifty one, two, three fifty
for drivers. Well, I'm talking about what's combined. I'm not doing three fifty for the drivers.
Let's do this combined drivers. And that's what we did last time. That's what it was. It was one
fifty five for each. How about we do two hundred each? So two hundred total. So two hundred each.
Two hundred for constructor, two hundred for drivers. So a total of four hundred dollars.
Yeah. And then we do ten dollars for each race and five for each sprint. How about that? So
so that'll be twenty. There's twenty four races. So that'd be four hundred. That'd be six forty.
So that's plus thirty six seventy total. And I'm a mathematician. Five times six is thirty two, three,
two, seventy. So it'd be six hundred and seventy dollars up for grabs. And then sixty.
That's per sprint. No, five per sprint. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Thirty. So it's six hundred and
seventy total. So be. So that's reasonable. Seven hundred and sixty six hundred and seventy.
Four hundred and then two forty because there's twenty four races. So that's six forty and then
thirty dollars total for the six. The next season. Six seventy total. I'm doing the math like way
faster in my head than you're writing it down. Am I right, though? Six seventy. Yeah. Well,
that's three hundred. It'll be seven hundred dollars. No, it's six seventy. How's it six seventy?
Constructors to drivers to. So that's four hundred dollars. There's twenty four races times ten is
two hundred and forty dollars. So four hundred plus two forty. But there's six forty and then
six sprints, five dollars each. That's thirty dollars. So six forty plus thirty. I mistakenly
wrote it wrong. I did twelve. So be because and then we're betting on every single thing. Yeah,
be six seventy and then we're betting. Yeah, we're betting on everything. So you're OK with
on sprint weekends, but we're making two predictions ahead of time. Do you want to do that? Yeah,
I don't know. That's not stupid. No. OK. All right. Or we could do is do sprints and poles.
No, you don't want to do poles, do you? We can do poles. I'd rather do poles than sprints
because if the sprints and what's the saying the weekend before, if we're making predictions,
we're basically doing two for the same weekend. I mean, it's fine. We can do it.
We can do side bets for poles like ad hoc one off bets like when we feel like it or what do you mean?
No, like every race we can do like poles. Who do you think is going to get pole? And then if you
get pole, you get like. You just get five dollars, like five dollars for each pole, so that'd be
another 30 dollars. No, be 24 times poles for sprints or poles for main races, poles for sprick
poles, only poles for main races, only poles for main races. So it'd be one hundred and twenty extra.
So be one twenty pole. Yeah. So that number will go up to. Six seventy plus one twenty nine seven
ninety seven ninety total. We're just making it even. I'm going to have to make a spreadsheet for
this was doing now. Do live. We just make a total when we just make it a total of eight hundred dollars.
Oh, fuck. I don't say it doesn't matter. It's just do a total of eight hundred dollars.
Because Terry, you can't pick a number. You have to do it based on what we talked about.
I know, but like it's it's seven ninety. So what's the last ten going to be? Terry will make drivers
and constructors 205. Just like you can have an even number total. Fuck yeah. It doesn't matter.
No, we're doing that. So you're stupid. Constructors and drivers is 205, which makes it
four ten. And then that makes it an even eight hundred dollars for the winner for next season.
But we're doing this live. Fuck people.
Con. Structors. You know why they call it the constructors? Because they're constructing.
They're conducting. Don't do it. You know why they call it the constructors championship for the team?
No, because the team is given an award for constructing the best car because they're
literally constructing it. And that's the sense. You know, shout out to me.
I want they should be called conductors. And then while they're racing, they should have
ten people out on like like conductors. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, they should have
people like a bridge and they'll have ten of them and they're just going like this.
You're like you're off the rails. You're off the rails. You know how fucking dope that would be?
You're off the rails. G Terry. I like that one. G Terry. G Terry. You wrote G Terry and.
So I'll pick mine here. Well, and then you'll pick yours. Yeah. For each constructors and drivers.
And then we'll do poll sitters. Yeah. You can just write. So I'm going to do this. I'm going to do
this. I'm going to do poll. Poll sitters. I would do poll sitters. That would be it makes
a little bit more simple. So we'll do race one and we'll do poll. I need to go down one.
I need to go down one because Mike Terry race one and we're going to do. Oh, wait, no. Hold on.
You're going to have to make that box bigger. Fuck yeah. You're going to have to make the box at least
five. Five deep for each race. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do. We'll pick that shit
and then we'll do race one. We can set this all up right now. Yeah. I know. Race one.
One. Oh, wait, I have an idea. No race one poll. No, no, no. I have an idea. Hear me out. So do race
one and then you can have them do race two, race three, race four going sideways through the alphabet.
Oh, so across the top. Yeah. And then what you can do on the in there is have in race one, you can have
one, two, three, four, five and then poll race one, one, two, three, and then just poll. Yeah. And
then you can just have it going across and then like Mike Terry and then like race to kind of thing.
Yeah. Then just goes all the way across. Okay.
Fuck yeah. Is that is this a format we want race one? Yeah. Well, what we could do is race one and
then we can kind of abbreviate if you want to abbreviate what race we're going to.
Wait, wait, wait, what are we? No, no, we need to. You shouldn't do rounds. You should do you
shouldn't do races. You should do rounds because they're called rounds. Yeah. And then so we need
and then we need sprint and then sprint will be like right below pole or something. If the race
has a separate. Yeah. And then what we do is one, as to as three as four. So if it's a sprint, we
do this. We do not do a poll for sprint. And then we'll just put it like we can do is and then we'll
put a check down here which which round which round it is. We can write like an S or something
like it for call it us or write sprint or just write an S in it for sprint. Then we know it's
sprint. Oh, can you tell me which ones are sprints and which ones are not? Yeah, I can tell you right
now. If you really want to. Yeah, I can tell you right now if you want to tell me. Shanghai, Miami,
Spah. Do you try list the name of the race as well? I think so. Because I'm going to get well.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's do this. Let's do. Yeah. So right at the top, you can just write Australia.
Yeah. We'll just go through down the whole line. And then. Oh, shit. China. Copy and paste. Hell
yeah, brother. China. China. China. China. Can you tell me these are neither sprints?
The China is a sprint. Shanghai is a sprint. And then round three is Japan.
Japan. Not a sprint. Not a sprint. OK. And then round four is Bahrain.
Isn't that weird? Yeah, Bahrain is not first. And then Miami. Bahrain is not a sprint. Bahrain is
not a sprint, but Miami is a sprint. Wait. Oops. Miami. Miami is a sprint. OK. And then
skip it. And then we're going to go to Emela. Six is Emela. Yep. No sprint. No sprint.
And then after that is Monaco, which no one likes Monaco because it's a boring as fucking race.
Imagine if Monaco is a sprint. That'd be way cooler. That'd be stupid. Yeah, it would. It'd be
boring as fuck. What's after Monaco? Spain. Can I call it Barcelona? You may.
Can I call it Catalonia? You can call it Catalonia. For now. Cataloo-ina.
Do I? How do I? How do you spell Catalonia? Catalina? No, Catalonia. That's how you do it.
Not a sprint? Not a sprint. And then Canada. Oh wait, that's eight.
Canada. Canada. Canada is nine. And no sprint. And then Austria is a sprint.
Austria. Wait, no, no, no. Austria is not a sprint. Sorry. Austria is ten and not a sprint. Not a sprint.
Okay. And then we go to Silverstone.
Silverstone's 11. And it is or not? Not. And then we go to Spa, which is a sprint.
Was it last time? Nope. Oh, that's interesting. Spa is a sprint this time.
Spa's around 12 and it is a sprint. Okay. And then we go to Budapest.
Hungary is around 13. That's right. And it's not a sprint. Not a sprint. And then after
that we go to Zandvoort, which it's a fucking stupid ass race. Netherlands? Yep. That's 14.
And it's not a sprint? Not a sprint. And then we go to Monza next, which is not a sprint.
Of course. That's around 15. Not a sprint. And then
Azerbaijan. That's 16. Not a sprint. The only last two sprints are going to be... I'm going to save
this so I don't lose it all. Hold on a minute. Yeah. I'll let you know so you don't have to
ask me again. 2025 F1... Bets? Bet. Chart. Chart. We're going green everybody.
I just want to keep track of it. It's just better. And then we can like see it on the TV here.
Wait. Baku is around 16 and it's not a sprint. Not a sprint. Round 17 is Singapore.
And it's not a sprint. Not a sprint. I'll tell you which ones that are. So the last ones that
are sprints are Austin, Sochapala, Interlagos. So what is 18? 18 is Austin, which is... No,
I'm not writing Austin. Guess what I'm writing? COTA, baby! That is a sprint. Of course it is.
And then Mexico. Is 19. Is 19. We need to get Mexico off the calendar.
Not a sprint. Vegas. No, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. It's Brazil. Brazil,
which is a sprint. Was it this year? Yeah. Brazil is a sprint and that's around 20. Yup.
Around 20. Wait, they're only doing 23 races. Really? That's what I'm looking at. What's round
21? Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. Vagas. Vagas. Not a sprint. Not a sprint. And then Qatar or Qatar,
depending on what you want to call it. Qatar. Qatar. Qatar. And then that is going to be...
Wait, wait. A sprint. Why am I doing capitals? Only COTA gets to be whole caps. 22, Qatar is a
sprint. Qatar is a sprint. And then Abu Dhabi is the last race. And I think that's only 23.
Abu Dhabs. I'm going to call it Abu Dhabs. And not a sprint. Not a sprint, yeah.
And that's 23. I'm going to count this again. Let's go... Oh, so there's no 24th round. I don't
think there's a 24th round. Let's count this again. Isn't that interesting? Let's go through this
again. Save it. Make sure you save it. Save it. Make sure you save it. Make sure you save it.
Save it. You saved it? All right. Hold on. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. I want to label these
because I'm cool. Drivers and constructors. Call this rounds. That's fun. Not races, you bitch.
All right. It goes Austria. Oh, no, Australia. Sorry. Hold on. Bless you.
Okay. Ready? Australia. Australia. You read. But say the number and then the name. Round one,
Australia. Round two, China. Round three, Japan. If it's a sprint, too. Oh, can you get that in
your same screen? No. Okay, then don't. So I'm just going to go with the country and it should go.
It should match up. Australia, China, Japan, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia. You missed Saudi Arabia.
That's what I was like. I felt like I felt like I missed something in there.
You mother fucker. I knew I felt like I missed something.
I knew I knew I missed something in there. Now I've got to rename them all.
Saudi or Jeddah. You can just call it Jeddah.
Jeddah. It's an H. Oh, yeah. There you go. And that is not a sprint. I'm so sorry.
Okay. So round five is Jeddah. Jeddah. And then it goes. Let me see if I can. Miami's fine. Hold
on. Let me see if it'll go. If I do like. I think our names in the middle are not going to take if
I do this. Round five. Mike Terry. Just stop and see if it works. Nope. Oh, go from. No, no, no. Go
from Miami. Go to Miami. Make it six. In the box. No, no, no. And then just do these. And then just
go that way. No, no, no, no. It's going to go. No, it's going to go. No, try it. This is it.
Is it going to work? Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. I knew I forgot something in there. Yeah. There we go.
We're good. Now save it. Now. Now read them. All right. Australia, China, Japan, Bahrain, Saudi
Arabia, Miami, Emila, Monaco, Spain, Canada, Australia or Austria. Sorry. Silverstone Spa,
Zandvoort. No, it's Budapest. You fucking asshole. Budapest, Zandvoort, Monza. Stop, stop, stop.
Budapest, Zandvoort, Monza, Budapest, Zandvoort, Monza, Baku, Singapore, Austin,
Mexico, Interlagos, Vegas, Qatar or Qatar and then Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi. Fuck yeah. 24. I knew
there was 24. I know. I know. I was like, what the fuck? So now we can fill out, you know, like
what clerk and Max. And then the thing is, though, can you make drop downs?
No, I'm not doing that. I can. But I also don't have to pick from a drop down list every time.
It's faster to type. Yeah, true. I don't like clicking on that drop down. It's trust me,
it's not going to be a benefit. So how do we do this without we can't see we write them down
on a throw away piece of paper and then we just write them down in our notebook. We reveal them
and then I upload them officially here. Yeah. OK. Yeah, I like it. Or oh, too bad. It's not like
a online service where we can like like a peer to peer thing where we can just type our own thing.
No, but then no, because then then we're going to see each other. Shit. Yeah. I think the best
way is we do it live here. Of course we do it live on paper. But I mean on paper. Yeah. So we got one
sprint, two sprint, three sprint. There should be four sprints, five sprint, six sprint. OK.
This is nice. This is way better than writing on a piece of paper. And then they've got these.
OK, so drivers and constructors, you should. I know I'm already doing it. I'm already doing it.
We did ten for constructors, but we did five for drivers. Yeah. We're still doing that. Yeah.
Or unless you want to do more or you want to do the whole thing. We obviously have to do. We have
to do the constructors all ten, but I don't want to do ten drivers or twenty drivers.
You don't want to try ten. I'd be OK doing more drivers, but then we're going to just lower the
amount of money. So it's the same amount of money. Yes. Would you rather do that? It's still the same
amount. It'd still be eight hundred bucks. It would still be two or five for the drivers, two or five
for the drivers, two or five and two or five for constructors, two or five, two or five. But this can give you ten.
You don't want to do all twenty, do you? No, not all twenty. Just do top ten. OK. The reason why I
would say do that part would be so like this. There's a little more variability. Yeah. Yeah, I like it.
So then you can actually be like we pick the same things all the way down. It's easier to play around
with the thing. Yeah. Have more variability. Yeah. So two or five most wins and the most wins. Again,
if it's a tie, no money. You make it count. I'm sorry. Like a tally of who won.
You know, I'm saying like, say like in the rounds sheet spreadsheet, like down low somewhere, right, like
Terry's wins, Terry's losses or Mike's wins and Mike's losses. Yeah. And then like every time that
we write like above where it says like in column C and B, like you write like a check or like an
X or something that that's the person that won and then it tallies it down. I think if you know what
I'm saying, I think what I want to do is I want to go to the side or whatever. I want to do this.
I want wins and losses. So when like if I won, an X would go here. Yeah. And then you want an X
would go here and then it would. And then like vice versa down for the sprints. And then it would
say off to the left hand side, like how many numbers of who won. So like Michael would have like five
wins at the moment. So be like it would look like in the if this is a box, right. I'll make a formula
for it like this. It would be like it'd be Mike, Terry. And then and that would be this would
represent like we're say we're at round 12 and you have six and I have six. It would be like that
when this and then. Yeah, it'll update with the live every time we do it. Yeah. So then we don't
have to go to that count it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then we should put our numbers like the DNF or the
the tie breaker somewhere in there to probably on any pole or something. The tie breaker.
Oh, because we need a tie breaker. Right. Do we want it here? So the number actually the number
can be up top. Never mind. Oh, we can put it right here. Yeah. Yeah. Tie breakers are up top. Yeah.
Yeah. So you find don't have to write anymore. OK. Put it up there and then I'll have I'll have
totals. We'll do this. I'll do totals. Yeah, baby. And then this will be some number. Yeah, it'd be
like equals the sum of whatever the thing is. Yeah. OK. 20. Or I'm going to manifest a
manifesting into existence. Is that what you're doing? Yeah. I'm just going to look at that number
and then it'll become reality. So then these will just update. I may just have it where we do like
if I win, I put a one and then I can do an easy formula. That's fine. Yeah. Be like a plus. There
just be one each side. And that way I can just do a simple sum calculation. Yeah. And then we'll do
totals and then we'll do round round totals and we'll do sprint totals because we'll have to
all have a separate thing. Yeah. And then we can just be bang bang bang bang. I got to shit again.
Wow. You're hot and heavy in here. You're going in deep. This is this is getting too methodical. I
barely had to shit. I do. I'm squinting. This is getting too methodical. This is not methodical.
This is getting like you like this. I like it. This is just a lot of like planning going on and
shit like that. It's nice. What else you want to do? Look, it's afternoon. My first pour. You already
had a pour. No, that was the advent calendar. Doesn't count. How does it not count? No, a pour
is from a bottle. The advent calendar is the advent calendar. Fuck me. That was a good one.
That's probably one of your better ones that you've had.
Oh, you should have poured it into like the. You should have sucked on a banana. When?
When? That's not great. All right. So we have a plan. We have a plan. Hold on a minute. We did
correct two or five to five. And then we did what?
The rounds are ten dollars a piece. Well, wait. Yeah. Ten dollars a piece. Five. Five. Five.
Per sprint. Ten per that. So a total of fifteen. Well, a total of. 270.
Is it so that in the grand scheme of things, everything is a total of eight hundred dollars.
That's so much money. Well, it's really not that much money. The problem that's going to come. The
problem comes when one person wins both drivers and constructors. That's where that's where the
person is going to get fucked. Yeah. Which was me this time. Yeah. If we tie, if one of us gets
the drivers and one gets the constructors now, all of a sudden, it's like it's just a toss up when
it comes to this shit. Yeah. And it's going to be very even or a much lower payout. Yeah. The goal is
the goal is to skunk correct the drivers and constructors to get paid out because you're
probably going to get if not fifty fifty somewhere near the half and half range on the like probably.
Yeah, because that's the odds. Yeah. I mean, that's all it is because let's say if we if we split the
constructors, that makes it two or five each. And then let's say you win half of the.
Like, well, that's that would never happen. I don't think it would. It could.
Like if you if you won drivers and I won constructors and then.
I won half the races and you won half the races, then it's just a huge no.
And then wins. Correct. But like, say you won.
Seven races and I won six races, then I give you ten dollars. The drivers and is like basically one
big one of these. Yeah. But this gives you a chance to kind of feel it out. This is as the season
goes on, you can kind of like adjust, which I kind of like. This is this is why I won forty.
Which is why I won forty is the adjustment for like if you split this just to get some money.
Yeah. The problem with this, the drivers and constructors, it's a complete it's not a complete
shot in the dark, but it's really like kind of a shot in the dark because it's so early words here.
You can kind of like learn from how the season's progressing to adjust who you're picking.
And we always did like we can do like a season break and change everything, but then that doesn't.
I feel like you proposed that last time. I did. And if that if you allowed that,
we would have tied because I would have adjusted and gotten to where you were. Yeah. So well,
actually, although you could have the constructors, we would have both changed the constructors a lot.
Yeah. Like all the lower teams. Yeah. Which then you could make. But the reason why I said we should
do 10 drivers is more of a variable so you can actually win. But you can also tie. But also,
we should have a tiebreaker for. I feel like we consulted each other a little bit as we were
doing this. We have to come in completely blind, not influencing the other one at all. How about
this? Before preseason, we we ride our own like away from each other. Yeah. And then we flip it
over and then we upload and then we just upload it. Yeah. I don't want to be I think we should
be completely separate basically for this because then we can really have some differences.
Isn't is an Audi next year? No, it's 2026. 26. I have to shit again. And so does Cadillac
Cummins and oh Cadillac comes in in 2026. Correct. But I'll maybe come Audi Sauber does. I have to
shit really bad. But also but also there might be a runs there might be another team. There might
be 22 teams. Who? I was hearing speculation of a 22 22nd team. No, I mean, maybe they used to have
22 teams, isn't they? Mm hmm. But 20 minutes is his or 20 minutes is right here five hours ago.
Perez admits his Red Bull future will be settled in the next coming days. And this is like,
I thought you were about to say Perez resigns from Red Bull.
What did he say? His future is in the hands of the future will be settled in the next coming days.
Yeah, he's going to be fired. This is this is after this is after the crash.
Sergio Sergio Perez is accepted for the first time that his review Red Bull future is in doubt
emitting and emitting and emitting after the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix could bring an end to his
formula career until now. The Mexican has remained a set fast that keeps his place at Red Bull next
year despite dismantle season that has seen him finish lowly, a son, the driver's just about to
pull that up. Yeah. Liam Lawson and you can use to know to have been linked to Paris's seat. Look,
Paris 152 points. He started off really well to a couple seconds. Yeah. And then besides when he got
to Monaco, Monaco wasn't his fault. Look, though, he was at the beginning of the season. He was
getting twos and threes back when Max was winning. Yeah. That kind of shows you the pattern. Well,
the thing is too, is that Monaco wasn't his fault. And then Canada, I don't know what happened in
Canada. Do you spin? He's never good. He's never been good at Canada. But yeah. Oh, the last two
races, you've heard shit. Lewis almost got George and the drivers. Carlos almost got Piaz. Which,
if that happened, it would have been a tie on the drivers for our the thing we would have tied. Oh,
really? Yeah. Look at it. I put Alonzo Hamilton Alonzo. You put Orlando Carlos. If I didn't get
science, we would have tied. Oh, we were still in the game. You were. No, but that would have
brought it to a tie. And so I would only have been giving you this money. OK. OK. That makes me feel
a little better. I didn't realize how close you were to not to not getting Carlos. I thought,
see, I wasn't paying attention. I thought this was a sure thing. But what you're showing me here is
it wasn't. And you know what? It shouldn't have ended like this. No, there were two points.
Piastri was P2. Fuck you, Max. Max, fuck me. He banged into him. The pastry would have totally.
If he finished P2, if he would have, I would have saved one hundred fifty dollars.
Fuck me. Fuck me. No, because he wouldn't jump. Well, Claire.
Carlos Carlos got second, which minus the how many points? Twenty four points. Oh, no, I would have
needed Carlos to pass P. P. Astri. You needed Carlos past. So I needed Carlos. I need Carlos to
do even better and pass or even worse. So thank you, Max. You almost won me. You almost saved me
a hundred dollars. Or you needed backwards. Or you need George to jump. P. Astri or Carlos. But I'm
saying thinking about Abu Dhabi, I needed Max to basically ram into past and end him. And I needed
Carlos to win. That's what I needed, which he was in P2 the whole race. Carlos. Yeah. Fuck, fuck that.
Two extra points. Dude, if Carlos had won the race, two extra points, if Carlos had won the race,
it would have been a 14 point swing, which would have given Ferrari the championship, the
constructors. Really? Yeah. So Carlos had won. I would have saved one hundred fifty dollars.
I would have saved one hundred fifty dollars and Ferrari would have been world champions. Fuck.
Fuck this. There was more into play that you didn't even think about.
God dang it. All right, I'm down.
Also, I've heard that Valtteri Baltes is linked with Merck to be the reserve driver.
I saw that. Which is cool.
I'm just going to do the math real quick. Max Verstappen is becoming a father. You didn't see that.
Good for him. He knocked up that girl. Oh, you knocked up Nelson P.K.'s daughter.
There was a picture on YouTube that I saw. Nelson P.K.'s daughter.
Twenty four times ten plus six times five. That doesn't that doesn't add up. You're missing
one hundred twenty dollars. You forgot polls. And sprints. You forgot polls.
No, wait. Yeah, that's what I forgot. Polls. Polls are an extra five. Five. So plus
twenty four times five. Oh, no, it doesn't accept that doesn't like that. It aired.
It doesn't like polls. It doesn't. I want too many things.
There you go. You had 20 million parentheses. There it is.
Total of eight hundred dollars. So if one person wins everything,
which is highly unlikely, they get eight hundred dollars.
Yes. That's a shit. It's very it's very unlikely to win everything. But there is literally zero
chance there is a slim chance you win every single thing. No way you could.
That's not going to happen. You don't know that. Yeah, it was looking like that.
Mike, you won twelve. Well, we fucked up. You won twelve. You won half the race.
I can't believe we see that was the other thing is we keep forgetting to do it.
We have to like do every single one. We'll just set a reminder.
It's like the random weeks that like our schedule gets fucked up and then we forget about it.
Don't do it. Well, yes. But we what we should do is put like we can start putting reminders in
like the week before the Sunday before the race and so we can put them in.
I'm going to write it on my calendar. Dude, I was actually going to buy you a calendar.
I love the calendar. I have to look this up. Look it up. I'm about to. I'm about to have diarrhea.
Oh, really? Yeah. Well, you want to take a shit again? I'll take a shit with you.
I feel like if I take a shit again, I'm just going to be like farting. That's fine.
But right now, I feel like if I fart, I'm going to just explode in this chair.
Let's go. That's a show title. Exploding in the chair. Explode in this chair.
I still like the other one. Explode. Now, the first one in this chair. I like the first one.
Exploding in the chair. What's the first one? Peak our word. It's already up the runs. I wrote the
run. I feel like I've used this title before. The runs? Have we? The runs? The runs. I don't
think we've used the runs. That's great. I feel like if I fart, I'm going to just. It's like a
poop marathon. If I fart, though. The runs marathon. If I fart, I'm worried. Dude. If I go sit down,
it's going to be a fart. But if I try to fart here, it's going to be shit. It's like a paradox.
Then go take a shit. It's fading. It goes in waves. Do you have to shit? It's going in waves.
Yeah. Show title. It's going in waves. Coming in waves. It's coming in waves. What was I saying
before we started talking about shitting? I don't know. Was it about this, though? 430. God damn
it. This is why I'm salty about looking at the potential for next year's loss. Well, you just
got to think about the. It's really 280. It's really 280 because the other money that you owe
me. So it's not that big. 280 is the number. So that's not too bad. No. But still, you lost $300.
No, I was thinking of. Oh, what the fuck, man? Uh oh. Max is to serve an FIA swearing punishment
around upcoming FIA awards ceremony. All right. I'm going. We're back. We're back, folks. Hey,
Terry, guess what? Hey, Terry, guess what? It wasn't a fart. See, I could do it. I can do it.
Yeah, dude. Dude, my ass. It wasn't a fart. Dude, I'm I'm getting destroyed, brother. That was the
one that finally released some actual weight. Some actual weight. That was a stinker, too, dude.
Holy shit. That's like a chili shit right there. That's a stinker. I've been eating chili the last
couple of days. That's not, dude. You like chili? I like chili. Chili is good. Does chili make you
shit? Not really. Not really. No. Just normal. Just normal. Yeah. I'm do I'm fucking freezing.
I turn on the heat. Thanks, dog. Appreciate you. Yeah, dude, I've shit three times since I've gotten
here. Yeah, dog. You're welcome. Welcome to the fucking palace. I think welcome to the club.
Welcome to shit palace. Welcome to shit palace. That's a good show title. Welcome to shit palace.
No, it's too long. Just shit palace. Welcome to shit palace. That rolls off the tongue, dog. Four
words is pushing it. You you have four words down there. Yeah, I know. Welcome to shit palace.
But they're they're long words. You can't have four longer words. How is that?
You're you're you're are worded. You're are worded. Welcome to shit palace. It wasn't a fart.
Dude, we're about to break the 5000 all time downloads. That's cool. Shout out to us. Shout
to us. Thanks for downloading this. 5000 downloads. 5000 downloads.
That's good shit. Literally shit. Oh, God. What we need to do is get that to get that shit up.
What we need is like a shit. We need to get climate inflows of our shit. And we're serious.
Yeah. Why did you call? Why did you call the Artemis rocket shuttle when I texted you that
thing last week? But I now call the shuttle. No, the space shuttle was a thing they retired a long
time ago. Oh, what? Did I really write that? Yeah, you wrote that. You're like, oh, they can't.
The shuttle something on the shuttle. Like, what? You wrote that. I did. Yeah. When I sent you the
thing and you said, damn, NASA do be sucking. I texted Terry. I said NASA delays Artemis to
moon mission at 2026 Artemis three astronaut landing to mid twenty seven moon landing number
round number two. But is it conspiracy? And the reason I did this is because we had a great
experience together with our buddy James, where we would try to go see Artemis one and we fucked up
and didn't. And we were literally it wasn't our fault. We were watching. We were watching it as
we were coming home from the airport. Basically, it was Nicole's. I texted Terry this and Terry
goes, damn, NASA do be sucking. And then I and then he says, was there a problem with shuttle or
something with shuttle? And I just told him the actual answer. He showed the shoe on the actual
capsule capsule. You knew what I mean. The fucking entrant. Damn interns fucking those heat shields.
Oh, damn interns fucking to those heat shields. Well, we learned that in Texas.
Yeah, we learned that interns. They Houston in Houston. They said the interns were doing it.
They say did he say interns were placing them on the thing or what interns place the heat shields
on the nose of the no. I think he said like interns had to like design it all. I know.
No, what do they say? Interns don't design it. They place it. They place the individual on the
on the exhibit on the like that's when they showed us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Interns did not install heat shield tiles for a
fucking spaceship. That's what they said. No, I think he said interns had to put together the mockup
that we saw is what he was saying. And they had to organize them all based on the schematic.
You sure I'm pretty fucking sure. I feel about that you want to go on the tour again.
Yeah, that was the same guy. Yeah, like I got his name old Jim
I don't know is he's not like a gym. I don't remember. I was a crocodile in there. His name is a
Fuck his name's not fucked but oh on the bus as you go into the crocodile in here
His name is Johnny or something. No, no, no, it's like a it's a term. It's like a sully. No, it's like a chopper
I
It's like nominal or like something like along those lines terminal velocity or some shit. Yes something like Max Q
I don't know if it was Max Q, but it was a sciencey term. It was a sciencey chomper
Was it alligator high school alligator or crocodile?
Was that a crocodile or an alligator? It's an alligator a LL IG a hold on you guys are a LL
I alligator gate or got it gate or
Tromper Houston, it's what Houston velocity NASA. No, it's like gravity such with an M. I think
Mike
Do you think it's gonna show up yeah the famous alligator alligator in 1996 step in famous alligator of Johnson Space Center
Yeah, I'm there. I don't believe you. I said NASA Houston type Johnson Space Center
Johnson Space Center famous alligator
Johnston Johnson not Johnston Johnson Space Center like Johnson like your cock
My Janssen like your Janssen think it's well alligator on probably a LL I or a lie. I don't know
John Mayer. No, that's not it. What is it called?
thrust
No rocket no it was like M M
fuck
The thing you need to do is famous you need to look up terms Johnson
space
center
alley
gate or
Gemini, it's not Gemini
It's not Gemini
Wait, there's no alligator in there. We're bitch later Gator
Visitor information in the summary while there is no famous John Space Center alligator
there are mentions of alligators in Space Center study of alligator health and
It's not gonna be maybe it's just like an inside joke within the community, I think so, but it's it's like an M
I think it's M
Max Mac. It's not max Q. That's too long. Yeah here
Maybe it is max Q rocket like terms
list of rocket terms, maybe
What says it actually? Okay. Hold on. I think I might have gone it
The fuck is it?
You think it starts with M. I think it starts with M
Meteor micrometer MIT
Modulation no moon said no, it's not an M
But it was a science term wasn't it it was like a rockety it was a rocketed term
It was like when they it was like it was something to do with like I
Don't remember man
It's gonna drive me crazy. It's gonna drive me fucking nuts and then I'm gonna
Alligators of Space Coast no that Florida though. We don't want Florida Johnson Space Center
Yeah, cuz there's a fucking alligator
Fuck
It should be an astronaut stop alligator as mascot. Yeah
Meeko meeko main engine cutoff. Yeah, you're right. Yeah
Other hand. Oh my bad. No, no, no
Yeah, I knew it was something like yeah meeko it's right here meeko yeah
Yeah, main engine cutoff. It was it was an abbreviation
Yeah, yeah, yeah main engine cutoff. It was it was an abbreviation. Yeah, it was an abbreviation
I knew it was started with an M though. Yeah meeko and meeko is a cool name meekos
I think I'm my name like dog meeko
Or my kid. Yeah
Yeah, this is the spot. Yeah, it's a spot. Yeah, there's an angry alligator
No, it's a nice alligator no, it's an angry alligator
Is it the only alligator
Yep
Are you real looks fake?
See meeko yeah main engine cutoff. Oh, there's a turtle right here. See it. Yeah, there's two of them. There's one that left to
Oh, there are like it is there hmm fuck yeah, meeko I knew it was something like that
Wait, look at that 10 top 10 unbelievable facts about the Space Center in Houston. See
Johnson Johnson could suck a dick. Oh
Look at this interstellar returns to the deep space to IMAX theater starting today
For the 10th anniversary, dude, we should go see that
In theaters so long. It's like a three-hour. I can't sit too long movies anymore, man
It's like three-hour movie. It's like you want to read this. I'll read them
One I'm just gonna read the the caption one. You are allowed to visit Space Center's launch site. Oh
That's in Florida though. That's in Florida. Yeah
The Space Center has trained astronauts for more than 30 40 years the Space Center summer camp is extremely popular
This is dumb. You must visit the entire base before you can proceed for the indoor tour. That's not true
We were in this right? Yeah, we were in that
We saw the
Can net the the Canadian giant arm or whatever the fuck it's called
Well, yeah, and I was telling you about all the components that make up this airplane. Yeah
Hell yeah, I'm a fucking nerd
Um, it can be a little cold inside the Space Center. That's fucking true. The Space Center receives about 800,000 visitors annually
We were in here. Yep, the Saturn five
This oh the Saturn five rocket is on display at the Space Center. Correct Harry, correct. Thanks. Thanks that guy
I saw that pictures NASA would like to explore beyond one. No shit
It's got a picture of J. F. K. and Johnson's in the back
That's funny, uh, the Space Center is one of the most popular tourist attraction sites in Houston that makes sense
The most recent Genesis program ended but they may be a relaunch. That's just stupid. It's fucking stupid. Whoever wrote this go up
Let's go down this was in 2000
Mecklen
Miss Maselle, Miss. That's a weird name. I don't know
Let's go down. This was in 2000 Mecklen miss Maselle, Miss Maselle, Maselle Mecklen Mecklen. This is in 2022
suck
This doesn't look like transformers
Robots that shot from transformers robots in disguise. You know that this is that famous, uh
Scene from transformers where they're all like standing on this pad and they go on the rocket. Mm-hmm
Who went on we're gonna go here. We're gonna get on there. No, but I mean like we're gonna be near this
Where are we on a fucking behind the scenes tour when in florida and our trip? Yeah to count lick it
Did you fuck it? You don't fucking know bro. Yeah, I want to be surprised
So you don't want to see anything? I don't want no spoilers. I don't want no spoilers. I'm so fucking
We can talk about it
But I don't want to be like
This is where we're going. This is where we're going. This dude's gonna suck me off here
I think the exhibits are probably better in florida than texas
I feel like and there's a lot more like actual like
Places to go it's bigger. I think the thing is for me is like when I go to these attractions
I want to do a tour. I don't want to do that's why we're doing the tours the exhibits are like the exhibits
Okay, they're like, whatever. Yeah, the exhibits for me are like
But that's cool. I touch a little button because you're not a nerd because you're not a nerd because you're not a nerd like me
No, I like the tours because I like so I'm saying I like I also like the exhibits
You know why because I'm a fucking nerd. Yeah, but I get it. I love the tours
That's like the main thing I like I like where it just goes like
Um, you actually get to see shit mars. It's like this is what marsans feel like how do you fucking know what marsans feel like?
Right. We haven't even been there, but they have robots doesn't mean they know what the fucking sands feels like
Yeah, dude, the robot field it and told them. Yeah, he's like, this is soft. It feels like shin from beach
Yeah, and then they go. Okay guys, we got to go to the beach. What kind of sand?
Mars Rover
Red sand just use feels like regular sand feels like sand
No, because he like the robot
Like touches it and then sends back information says this is like the same texture as earth sand and all that so you go
Go to beach grab sand and put it on display for people to read the top 10 about florida. Okay, you just read the top 10 about
Texas okay, ha ha
This was uh, 20 this is also in 2022
Scroll down keep going
Best attractions at NASA Kennedy
Space Center Kennedy Space Center bus tour liftoff we get to do that for free as part of our second day hell fucking yeah
That's a towering beast. Oh, dude, and we get to drive by the vehicle assembly building, which is this big ass building
I'm gonna take a picture of it. You know what they call it?
The VAB the VAB the vehicle assembly vehicle assembly building the VAB
That's fucking because they like build a rocket upright and then I should go work for NASA. Fuck it. Fuck. Yeah, let's go you and me florida
Yeah, i'm down. I'm fucking care. It's warm. It is warm sticky, too
Yeah, you like sticky icky. I got some sticky for you sticky icky my penis the launch pad 39a is currently released by spacex
Where's the other numbers? I don't know keep going
Oh, oh, there we go. Number two apollo slash saturn five center the race to the moon. There's a fucking it's better than texas
Is it there's like a roller coaster isn't there? No, it's a ride, but it's not a roller coaster
Is it what it's like a simulator? It's like a shoot-off. It's like a simulator like it does g-force
The only thing that was like really good about texas was like the behind the scenes tour where we actually got to like go in mission control
But everything about florida is like better in my opinion or like there's a lot more that's yeah mission control was fucking fire
That was like the banger of the thing
There's just so much space between this second one. It's showing pictures giving me spoilers
Is that where uh, what's his name? What's number three number three?
Space shuttle atlantis. This is the ride right?
Oh, it just it doesn't like just simulate the it's a rocket launch. Yeah, i'm down to do it
I'm down to get blasted. Hey, there's the hand the arm the canada the canada wasn't it called like the canada mech arm or some shit
It's like the canada tiles are these tiles. Yeah, what those tiles? I know those are individually placed by interns
Not on an actual I think so airplane that flew into space
We can look this up. We can fact check me shuttle experience shuttle launch experience. That's the ride. That's the ride imx theater read it
What oh we're gonna have time to actually go to the imax because we're gonna have two days
Yeah, fuck. I never have time to go to the imax. We can go watch a beautiful planet
And journey to space 3d fuck. Yeah, we can watch both fuck read this space shuttle launch
Okay before you leave the atlantis exhibit
There's a theme park style simulator the shuttle experience shuttle launch experience where we're going to be doing a shuttle launch experience
Uh shuttle launch experience where where you buckle up to see how it feels blasting off into space at
17
Thousand five hundred miles in eight point five minutes
Do we do we go up like a big-ass tower for eight point five minutes?
Wait, do we go up a tower for eight point five minutes?
There are two films journey to space and this is also written in 2022. So oh damn
You get to we get to find out the other one nasa now plus necks bitches. Hey, hey look
Starliner we're gonna see starliner in um
Alabama the pressure vehicle. Oh, yeah, and then we're gonna see an exhibit here, too
Right on right on a meet a real astronaut. I want to lick them. We are gonna be a real I'm gonna spit on them
Dude, if you touch an astronaut, is it a felony?
No, I'm just saying if you like shake their hand just like touch them. You will have like by transitory been in space
You'll have touched someone who's been off this planet. How cool is that?
If you actually like shook the guy's hand who gives us a tour
I want to shake me on shake his hand you can shake his hand is Neil gonna be there. No the tour guy
I want it
Are you gonna shake his hand? Yeah, I'll shake his hand. Then that means you've touched space
I'll shake his or her hand. Oh, it could be a girl. You go journey to Mars. It's like a kid thing
Yeah, we get to touch the sand from fucking that's the rover that's on Mars right now. No, it's not
It's a fake one. Oh, it's real the rocket garden
There's a bunch of Rockets. Yeah, but your penis looking style things and get in like this guy
I'm just getting low. This is one of the early Mercury missions
Imagine the first people in space were just in this little thing dude
I'll cramp so bad you imagine you have to like shit in a little box like in everything is in this little thing and that's
Air and then outside is death
Imagine you're like you're like inches like millimeters from fucking death and you have to like live out of that for like a day
As you go up and then go around the earth and come back down. That's what they were in
The early eyes that sounds so bad. They were in so they like show you that yeah mercury cop here is in legends
That's still there
What is hero? Oh the Hall of Fame we saw the Hall of Fame in Houston. No, that's something. This is not that though
This is something else. I know but we saw Hall of Fame in Houston. I took pictures. Yeah, this is like
More like plaques and shit on the wall
Yeah, it's got like astronauts that buzz
That's probably Neil, but it could be buzz that Neil Armstrong
That's Neil isn't it? I know that's not buzz. Let's go down. It's too. It's too blurry to see no no no I know it says
It looks like Neil and Shepherd
Something and E Shepherd
Junior I can't read it something Shepherd Jr. Well, you're gonna find out
And this shit cool, dude. I'm hard. I'm fucking soft as a rock. Oh the iconic timer
Oh the iconic timer. Oh, you can see our launch cool. I mean dude
Like randomly a launch like a space like they go like if a launch is going off and we're there that day like already
We're there and we're like
We're on this bus tour like the meet the astronaut and they're like behind the scenes and they're like hey
There's a launch the bus tour stop. I think yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're like, hey
They're gonna do a launch. We had to cancel your bus tour, but we'll give you priority VIP ticket
They'll go the know this what they do they'll go
Oh, they're gonna take you with your astronaut and we're gonna get like behind the scene. We're gonna go
We're gonna go feel the heat for free
You just want to feel the heat so bad. Don't you want to feel it man? I might be warm as fuck
All right, cool
Yeah, yeah, what what's the what's the movies in
I'm playing right now. Yeah, let's find out what's movies playing at Johnson Space Center. No Kennedy Space Center
Yeah, wait, that's weird. Why do they have a Johnson one and it's not Kennedy Space Center. Oh, yeah it is
It's Kennedy Space Force Center. Yeah, but it's it's juice. It's two one got assassinated and the other one was like a douchebag
Go JFK JFK got assassinated Johnson was an Johnson and Johnson was an asshole. He's the one that did the Vietnam War
Well, he was one of the guys but yeah, John
Most most and wasn't most presidents are assholes. I mean not Johnson mean JFK JFK. It started with him
Yeah, but yeah, John's in what Cuba missile crisis Johnson was the guy that
Accelerated it or like made it bigger the Bay of Pigs. Yeah Johnson was an asshole LBJ was an asshole
You know what? Yeah, Linda B Johnson. He was a fucking asshole. He's a racist. Is he? Yeah, what a bitch. Yep
The alive damn dude the oldest president who's alive is Jimmy Carter. He's 100. No, just turned 100. No, he's not
Yeah, he probably looks like ass
All right, see a picture of what I'm Carter. Yeah, can you give me a minute though? What?
Yeah, first look up the movies
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All attractions
Because they should show you like
Like theater stuff
That's in the heroes of halls halls of heroes rocket and canner space legends
path the smoothscape
Where's the IMAX here
Right here, okay, so then click on it
Scroll down now playing deep sky space the frontier. I want to watch the webs telescope. I
Want to watch both of these? Oh, here's a deep entire guys
Guys, uh fucking trailer. I'm gonna watch both these trailers. There's only two movies at a time. Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense include with a mission
See allow 45 minutes daily schedule for showtime. So it's for watching both of us. That's fine. It's 45 minutes
I've never been able to have the two days every time I've been here. It's been like one day and like rushed. Yeah, dude
I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Let's see what we'll see what this is
With who it sucks what actually it might be getting better. No it that cafe
Area, it's not that good. It's probably getting better though. All right. This is deep sky
2023
documentary about the James Webb telescope
a
Telescope wait question before this starts. What already started? Oh
The James Webb telescope is just a telescope. That's just floating in space
Mm-hmm. What did you think it was?
What did you think it was like a telescope on the ground looking? Yeah
No, but like is it floating around the earth, you know, like the Hubble telescope that's on the planet
No, it was enough. No. Oh my bad. These are telescopes that are launched into space. Wait, so how'd they bring it back? They don't
I'm confused. It's how does it how's it transmit the data back?
The same way we all communicate with fucking internet waves and radio waves and light waves
What do you mean? How do we communicate with the International Space Station?
Wirelessly yes, that's how we communicate
I got a question these go out into space and then look out and then they just transmit back the data
I got they're not like I don't think they're crazy out in space. They're just up off the earth
So they're floating around the earth. I don't know
I thought they were in orbit, but I might be wrong about that because I don't I don't know the answer
When was the James Webb telescope launched?
Let's find out. That's the real question
JWST can see deeper into the past than any telescope in history
To not long after the big man
I like how we sail. They make sails
The telescope has shown us how stars are born. It also shows us how they die
This is like a ship just fucking floating in midspace
That night
The images emerging from the darkness the darkness reveal. You know what what does this remind you of?
Proto molecule, thank you
I thought and she says and she says the darkness so it's like a scary vibe like right when the proto molecule shows up. Yeah
The images emerging from the darkness reveal a whole new universe
Invisible to the human eye
That's one of the stealth ships in the first season
It doesn't tell you about it James Webb telescope
The pen God snapped his fingers a pen
God made the heavens and the James Webb telescope was launched in 2021
Oh
Yeah, 20 December 25th 2021. Where is it?
Is it's not orbiting the earth is it or is it?
It says it was launched from Ghana Space Center in French Ghana
French Guinea of French French New Guinea
Aboard a
Yeah, it wasn't an American yeah
But it says it was launched for the major milestone and
telescopes development marking the beginning of its journey to its final orbit around l2, which is
lag
Grange point two. I don't know what that is. Let me spell it for you. Do
You remember that from the expanse lagrange lagrange? Did you remember that? I don't think it was in the show
So that is in like the seventh book. They have like the stations. They call the grange one and the grange two
I wonder if it's where this is in the in our solar it's saying it's saying it's going to lose the grange to
So it's going out far into space and then it's gonna stay out there and look deeper and send the information
They come back. Yeah, no, no, it's not gonna come back. It's gonna just transmit the data back
So the real question is where's the grange to that's what I was looking look it up
I thought you were looking I gotta play this other trailer. What the fuck is look I always look everything up
I think it's on the belt
the belt in the belt
About lotta in the belt belt a lotta belt a lotta. Let's see
In the battle the grange points are also known as that Laguna points liberation points are
I don't know it looks like it's oh
It's going towards the Sun
That's what I'm on to it's going towards the Sun in Celeste oh my god
in celestial mechanics of Lagrange points
Are points of equilibrium for small mass objects under the gravitational influence of two massive orbiting bodies?
Mathematically this involves the solution of the restricted three-body problem
So it's like a random thing that's slowly going to into the Sun
But this telescope just kind of or their own point lies on the line through the large
Two large masses beyond the smaller of the two here the combined gravitational forces of the two large masses bounce at a center-fold
Force on a body at L2 on the opposite side of the earth from the Sun the orbital
Period of object with would normally be greater than earth's wait
Let me read this part some Lagrange points are being used for space exploration
Two important Lagrange points in the earth in the Sun Earth system are L1
Between the Sun and Earth and L2 on the same line at the opposite side of the earth
That's where both are well outside the moon's orbit currently an artificial satellite called
Discover is located L1 to study solar wind coming from toward Earth from the Sun into Monarchs climate taking blah blah blah
James Webb telescope a powerful infrared space observatory is located at L2 this
gravity measuring satellite to you this allows the satellites large sunshield to protect the telescope from the light and heat of the Sun oh
So it's on the backside of the earth from the Sun yeah, huh?
Interesting so they're just like random points in space. They're they're four spots in space that tells you up top right there
That they have that they're trying to get to so right now the James
Telescope is going behind the earth oh
I see so Earth moon in orbit and L2. Oh the idea is
The James Webb telescope orbits the Sun in the same direction
It's the Sun in the same
Revolution that the earth does throughout the year so it's always behind the earth for to the Sun yeah
And it's looking out into space so it doesn't get blasted by the Sun yeah
Blasted I would say like they fucking cool. They need to like they have really good telescopes nowadays
They should make a better one
They've to go out get clear pictures James Webb have you seen the pictures from James Webb?
Oh, you're gonna see it in the IMAX here. All right. Let's go all right. Let's listen to the second one. This is space the new frontier
We're gonna have to wrap up soon
Frisbee yeah, let's go. I call it after this
for 50 years a dream has lame dormant
Terry how cool was this shit 50 like look at this picture of the space station
Get ready 50 years a dream oh
Oh
As lame oh yeah, baby so cool at like sunset or sunrise. That's probably some waiting for the moment
to be reawakened
Soon humankind will rise again
To a new age of space exploration
NASA partners will embark on new missions to the moon Mars Mars and beyond
Beyond the belt
This year
Let's go this sounds like Star Wars
That's fake
I have to pinch myself because this is real
Star Wars
I have to pinch myself because this is real starship
Join us as we transcend the knowledge and scale of the golden age
The potential is infinite
I read about Chris Pine
Have you seen starlink
Like at home like in the sky
No, it's fucking cool. Go out on like a dark night. You'll see it sometimes
Any final word on arm, that's what they're called the Canada arm shot to Canada
Any final words space
Upcoming launches
None
Unloaned payload that galactic energy space technology starlink outside of California
Florida
December
I'm gonna keep an eye on this
Just fucking imagine
Just so we get lucky. Yeah, but you never know. Yeah. All right folks. That's it. It's a wrap
It's a wrap. It's a wrap. I'm cold. Bye. Bye