What Terry what's coming out of your ass like little nuggets how big like big nuggets?
How does that make you feel like it feels like goat?
You know goats in
Sheep, you know how they like llamas isn't llamas. Have you seen llama turds? No, but you're gonna show me
All right, but anyways, well, I heard I feel like I'm shitting out like just big balls of dookie on my ass
Like big balls like it hurts it's not no it's not nice llamas do little balls
No, I know what I'm saying. Mine are like big balls like think of
Like like a golf ball like an ice cream ball not even like a golf ball. It's like golf ball size shits
Yeah, this is a long and it's just it just goes into the toilet and just goes kaplunk. That's llama turds
Yes, not like that
But it is kind of like that as in like that's what I'm shitting out
But they're ten times bigger when I was growing up we had people around the neighborhood had llama
So I would see this shit all the time. Well, hello everybody
Welcome to there's no audience
Don't know what number the llama turd special. Yeah llama turd special even though you can't see it but just visualize it
It looks like little raisins, but we do have a special guest really not a special guest
He's been on here many a times
We have mr. Drew
Oh, hey
Shout out. Oh, hey
No, I said to sit here in silence while they talk about shit the whole time. That's without trying to laugh
Welcome to the show. That's what we do. Good job. Hey, it wasn't that funny. That's why
It wasn't funny at all. Oh, our descriptions of shit are subpar. Yeah
Well, I'm not trying to like get into detail about how my shit looks like it seemed like you were yeah
well, I was just saying I was trying to give them like a
visualization of your ass of not my ass, but his fecal matter. Oh, that's a show title fecal matter
But you know just shit now golf ball size
golf balls at my ass
So they're golf balls. Dude, they're thick. Are they round like golf balls or just approximately as other?
Approximately as other golf balls. So what you're telling me is that you could fit a golf ball up your ass
Probably. Conveniently these microphones. Yeah golf ball size
Yeah, I think actually that's a great point. No, these are a little bigger
Absolutely. They're not bigger. These are golf balls. A tiny bit bigger. No, these are a tiny bit bigger golf balls are a little bit smaller
Not with that in it, dude
I love that energy. So Terry, you know what you can fit a grass. I guess everything's a deal though if you're brave enough
Yeah, pretty much
It's not controversial to say a golf ball could fit in your butt. What? You could take this up
My water bottle? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just take this this like handle off and then
It'd be I just want to let you know the handles so like the handles here
I'll show you take the handle off the hard nubs on the end are gonna rip you up. Yes, so there is
Take it off
You don't care that there's nubs
I'm just happy that I can actually nubs for your pleasure that you have this really expensive water bottle that you generally don't shut up about
And then I get to remind you. Hey Terry, it's time to drink water
Yeah, I will go out of my way to let you know. Yeah, everybody. Yeah, it's cuz you made such a big deal about it
Like oh, but this $45 water bottle. It's got lights on it. Try drink some water
Right, right. Yes. No when it flashed when he goes
Weren't you so excited about that app because it was gonna tell you when to drink
Yeah, like you don't know how to drink water already drew has to remind you cuz you know
I'm not sure what you're gonna do. I'm not sure what you're gonna do. I'm not sure what you're gonna do
Drink water already drew has to remind you cuz you're not actually
I'm not in the room cuz I can't take this out onto
Via the floor because it's so your thing will go
When he's sitting and when he's sitting at his desk
It'll shine and you know, and then he'll radio me radio me be like Terry's try to drink some water
I'm like, ah fuck I'm gonna go drink water. So when your thing flashes Drew knows that it's time. Yeah
Yeah, I see how dehydrated he is without having to look at his piss. Why can't you bring it?
Why can't you bring it? We're not supposed to have water bottles that are not clear
Because you know why because you can have alcohol in them. Well, no
Because you can put merchandise inside of them to steal. Yes
Okay, that's also true. That's more so what it is. I think that means I drank that's it just means I drank
Glug glug bitch. Yeah, so you could have a clear bottle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I
Glass or a clear plastic or something
There is an argument about what defines clear is that translucent or literally?
Clear like a brown hard to see through plastic, but you can kind of see through it
Yes, so I have like a smoky black water bottle that is clear you can see through but it's like sunglasses, right?
so I I just say fuck it and I the water bottle I bring at work is a
Mixer bottle. Yeah, go ahead a mixer bottle with some big titty anime girls with the fat ass on it
Wait, that's okay. It's clear
I've had a lot of people call it out and that even one of my co-workers like do you think that's work appropriate?
I'm like Jen don't ask about it. Don't make a big deal about it
Do people actually would people actually steal like they would open up something and steal something?
In it's a probability and you know what it didn't used to be a problem
It wasn't until it's a problem. And so they changed the policy. No, it's not even a problem at our warehouse
I mean, it might seen it happen and it's more it's the policy. It's more first of all, I didn't realize I brought you a bunch of toys
So that we cuz you know, I figured it bring do more
Okay, you know what? I need to get me some of these I bought that in Tokyo
So you like try to catch it in the thing?
Right. Yeah
Right, right. So he has a kendama if you know, he's not he doesn't know what it is or he's not talking about it
kendama is like
Ball in a cup and it fuck you Terry
Then movie and you for those that don't know what the name is and that's reasonable
There's a big-ass ball that is larger than a golf ball much larger
And then there's a spike on one end and then there's two cups adjacent to those in like a t-shape and then on the handle
There's another cup
There's three cups in total and the idea is to
Shoot the ball up do a little flippy flip and catch it in the cup or on the spike
I'm really trying to spin this for you. There's a lot going on here
Do you want some helpful advice on how to scramble it faster? Yeah, make sure you spin every single layer
When you're doing it, it's a like you'll show you oh
Fuck yeah, show me want to show me there's one bigger and one smaller, right? Yeah, there's one bigger and one smaller
I couldn't get the smaller one. And so I did the bigger one and then there's a dildo one. Oh
And then you poke it yeah, the dildo one drew taught me a secret
Yeah, yeah, if you spin it on the bottom the handle has one too if you spin it if you spin it
like
Centripetal force so if you like it helps you if you hang the ball and it spins
Then when you pull it up, it is like the ball the hole is always on the bottom. So that makes it easier
Yeah
But yes, I bought this in Tokyo, I know about balls
Oh, yeah, so then I brought last time I was here. We were watching videos of speed cubes. So I bought a speed cube
I have set many a personal bests on this. Oh, this is fucking butter
Oh
I I've set multiple PB's I have cut my personal best down by like 12 seconds with the way. So you have 40
I'm at 32 because it's so buttery. Yes. Yeah, because it is so good the five by five
I know to solve but it's not like a fast thing. So like take a little while. Yes
Yeah, how you fucked that up fast? How long can you do the five by five?
The fastest I've done is in like five minutes. We're talking about Rubik's cubes, by the way folks or no
What do you call these?
You mean yes, the concept still applies. He's solving it. He's solving the five by five right now. But what is this called?
It's still like a Rubik's Cube. It's not Rubik's brand. But yeah, what is the generic name for these?
Rubik's Cube speed cube twisty puzzles. I think is what they actually fall under which is stupid
So Rubik's this is a Rubik's Cube. Everyone knows what you're talking about speed cube. Yeah, so it's um, I don't know exactly
What's the company name is? I don't know how to fucking do this
He can probably teach you I
Want to learn James James has been learning. It's a hard will take me a long time. How's your memorization skills?
Pretty good like if you can memorize, you know
Like the patterns. Yeah, even if you can just memorize like
The the written algorithm and then just apply it from there that you're fine
But you also have to be able to identify patterns and the colors are irrelevant
Hmm it's all about corners. Yeah, I mean doors and corners doors and corners
The key is like you just need to be able to
Identify a problem and then find this, you know implement a solution for it
I'm all about finding solutions to problems. What I do for a fucking living
Except not this shit not a plastic thing. Not a plastic thing. I solve real-world shit. I
Like I just like the feel of it
I would like I'm gonna buy one of these and so I can just do this on the airplane
That was I can just like fuck around and like have like hand feel like a fidget spinner. Yeah, but like something like this though
Do they have little ones that you can like yes, they're even smaller little keychains
No, I want a little better than a keychain bunches by that. Is that not small enough for you? Is that a no?
I just mean like no
He's even more bitch. No, I just mean even more portable like that
You can like have in your pocket and it doesn't fold out. It's a cube. It'll bulge regardless
Yeah, I hear that. I
Hear that I do like Mike seems so mad. It's like there's just something so sad
It's fine about moving a Rubik's Cube around if it's a good cube. Yes. Oh, yeah, if it's all like
Like a Rubik's brand cube is very scratchy. I don't want I want this speed cube. I
It's some Chinese company, but it's like a speed cube. Yeah. Yeah, it's got like magnets in it. So that's why I love fucking magnets
Do you have any magnet toys? No, no
Sorry magnet toys. I don't own any so
That does pose a problem. You need to bring magnet toys on an airplane
Yeah, why wouldn't you just magnets? I'm gonna get some like a bomber. You want to go to speedcubeshop.com?
speedcubeshop.com, that's a free plug
Use discount code Terry
Pretend you get the magnet one you can get a magnet one
But you can get the gan 11 duo for that is I think the one that's the best
The gan 11 duo for that is I think the one that I got this one the gan
Yeah
So I bought two of them that one and then I bought one that it has like a Bluetooth chip inside of it
So they can connect to my phone and I was like, oh, it's just pretty cool
But it didn't fucking work and the phone can like tell you what you're doing
You get battle against people you can like race against other people over the end which is kind of neat
That is kind of interesting. So that's like how you like online chess
It's a way to bring competition for these into like an online setting. Yeah, that's cool
So I got it and then did they have an X-Men tornado? Can I see that box? I just like the box too
Does it come with this? It did come with that. Yes
Now you press it you press the fuck yourself Terry
This is the Japanese though now it's Chinese. Yeah. Yeah this one I bought in Japan
Oh that one I bought off Amazon. This one's from Greece though
You mean you mean you stole this in a water bottle? I did not
I
Could probably fit that in my water bottle actually if I took off the little filter the mouth is wide enough
Yeah, it's a cherry. My mouth is big
It'll you can get this one Mike. This one is it's $24
Okay
Wait, hold on. Let me go buy it cuz it says design but designed by a pro designed
Max Park Pro series not like that kid who has the top seven of the top ten max park
I don't I don't know is some some Korean this guy there's a guy on YouTube who's a motorcycle rider. His name is Max wrist
It's Max Park. It says designed by you can get it for like 40 bucks 30 bucks. That's like not that expensive
Max Park XT 3v1 3x3 pioneer magnet maglev UV coated $33
That that's a it's a mouthful you want to say that again? Yeah, I'm gonna say I didn't quite catch it
Yeah, I got you. So what's a good brand? Oh, no. No, it's called speedcube. Just go to speedcube
Speedcube it's called max park XT 3v1 3x3 pioneer magnetic maglev
UV coated
Or you can get his his flagship one, which is mag park tornado v4 flagship 3x3 magnetic
Max Park, this is the kid. This is the kid. This is like the
Mom look up his world records the Tom Brady. That's the Tom Brady of Rubik's Cube professionally serviced
He's sponsored by Rubik's Rubik's and prime. Look at that prime like prime as in like the fucking cube toppers. That's cute
For my desk, so the traditional is 3x3. Yeah
Or no, no go to the speedcube one like the category. It says speedcubes column number two
You're in column number three right now like go to the left the one that says speedcubes. Just click that. Yeah
It's to your left and goes right
He just drips to the right like bro
Speaking of my desk at work rolling into this I've immediately talked to you about this. Oh, yeah
What's up? So I've been debating on like buying
No, no, no, yes, no, yeah, yeah, so like spend your own money on work shit
No, we just buy I would just take it home afterward. I
Would just buy the monitor use it at work and if I ever like stopped working there would just bring it back
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, you would have to make sure that you right, you know, someone might steal that shit
That's what I'm I would just take it home. It's mine. It don't matter but
So I was
Yeah, that's that's the key like I said they make key to the desk
That's that's the key. Like I said, they make key chains and you could take it off of the ring
It's got a little detachers for it. So
Mike that's still a three by shut the fuck up. Why no no three? I want the Queen of Central
the do-dan
Those are probably like small hands too, okay
No, no go back to that one with the comparison photo. That is
Like up to the middle cube like it's go back go back go back
That is incredibly small, holy shit, it's less than half
Mike's fine it it's five bucks. Yeah, it's like below the halfway point. So that would be like this tall
This tall roughly
That'd be trash dude. What's lunar lubricant yet? The lube your shit. You do need to live your cubes. So they spin better
This is lubed. Oh, hell. Yeah, it is
It's lube I used to sand my just like squirted in here. No, no, no, no you
Generate
You pull up the centers and then you'd up squirt it into the middle and then you got to like work it around
I'm like, yeah, you gotta like really get into it
You gotta go everywhere with it and then you gotta get all the skinny
Do you think you can set a PB here? No, you think you can set a PB? No, definitely not
How about this? What we should do is uh
The one by one. What is this?
The fuck can you can you read it's a walk by what I mean? Like I know I can fucking read
I'm saying what's the what's the point? I
Don't know
There's nothing to do. That's the point world's smallest cube. It's one centimeter. I
Just saw it
I just saw it. I think it's more of a keychain thing. So stupid. So like I was saying
Monitor do you look at look at like go go down go down again. Sorry. Okay that right there the 676
cube
So Terry I still yeah, should I buy like I'm thinking about buying an ultra wide for work obviously
Have I okay
So
Honest opinion. Oh, you're gonna tell me not to do it. Of course, of course
You know why I'm gonna tell you not to do it because they should pay for it. Yes
But also the reason why I don't want you to pay do it is because sometimes you make really bad financial
Oh regularly
This so that that's where the the conversation comes. I haven't bought it the I thought about okay. Okay, so I
Thought about would you get it though like 32 or we were talking about 46
I thought about getting the another one of my super ultra wides
Not that one specifically but like the cheapest model I could find just what are you doing? Oh, sorry
I just wanted to like feel how this amuse just spin the outer layers not the inner layers
it's
Cuz you're fucking up a shit. Are you build from the inside out? Yes
Fuck yeah
Oh, wait, like I could get a 30 watch watch watch watch watch. Oh, yeah
All right, I'm stupid. I get the 32 or the 32 by 9 super ultra wide
Okay, but like a 1080p one so they can my computer can run it. Okay, not freak the fuck out that I
Looked it up
You should buy one of these I could find
by the tornado one
$500 no, yeah, I
Wanted something cheaper like shitty earth. That's not that expensive for an ultra wide is it? No, it's a fine price
There's nothing crazy about it. Um, but it's 500 bucks for a work monitor work bono. I agree
I would never buy my own work monitor. I if I mean I would except for I don't trust someone not to steal it
That's my problem. Like if I get another promotion, yeah, I'll buy it. Yeah, I think then then I'm like I know I'm not moving
Yeah, I know but the alternative here is I found an ultra wide
Just like, you know, the regular ultra wide like the one I have on top at home and it is
$200 and I have obviously the employee discount still
And then I have like rewards points. So in the end would cost me only a 120
120 yeah, and if I if I get the the flack at work, I just take it home
I replaced my little piece of shit monitor that have on the right just with
their ultra wide
These are all 1080p yeah, look up ultra wide monitor
I
Don't I I feel like you you if you want to do it, you should do it that one
That's the one I was looking at the specter. Yeah, because it's affordable. This is
1440 though. Yeah, that's better than anything. Yeah
But I just said 1080 and I thought you said yes
No, no, no, you did say 1080
It's for the super ultra wide Wow a 1440p
165 Hertz for only $200. Yeah, right and it's actually really affordable. I know right it's it's great
And after all it goes some more why don't you so I want to buy this monitor
Do I know how much I spent on that monitor out in my fucking desk? How much I don't want to say
Do it was it a lot? I bet you I spent more. She spent more go
Say like a couple grand. Yeah, I think
He's got remember. I don't know how much it cost. He's got you be is it an LG
Go lead
I
Think so. Yeah, let me find you a picture of my desk and then I will I will it's 4k
Like whatever the highest refresh rate thing is it's just a regular monitor though, right?
It's not like an ultra wide or a super wide
It's just a regular monitor though, right? It's not like an ultra wide or super ultra wide or anything like them
it's like
38 inches or 40 something
I
Could walk out there and look are you go? I honestly don't know what the side I forget
It's been I've had it for a while. Go look. Can you tell me how big it is? I forget
Yeah, motherfucker off the cuff you should Mike that's speedcube. You should buy the tornado one the tornado one
Yeah, it's like 42 95 what that's on sale for 33 36
I don't want to spend $30 on a fucking because it's a it's tornado II which one is it and this one magnetic
No, it's this fucking tornado in the goddamn thing man tornado
J-sperm the G's for J. Perm J. Perm. How big is it? Oh, it's a 34
Mine is yeah
34 yes, no, it's a 38. I don't believe you. I remember who has a 34 monitor. I remember now. It's a 38. I
Know it is because I looked at the 34 there is a 34 and I got the 30. Hey, you know what drew fuck you
This is my no, I promise you what is it like a 49 or something go look up Samsung Odyssey G7 57 inch
57
Why just look it up?
Samsung Odyssey G9
57 inch for fuck's sake
It's that top one. Oh, it's on sale
I mean, that's fine. I've had it for a while now
It is on sale. Oh, yeah, I spent more than I saw my mother. I don't believe you. What's yours? I
Think it's this
I'm proud of spending more money. I'm actually pissed about it 38 inch LG
Honest it's been a little while. I can't remember
It's been 1100. I think it's the second one because that's a Thunderbolt monitor
1300 1400
He's a 4k 38. It's it's this one because it's the base matches. I spent
2500 on mine. Yeah. Oh, no, this is way cheaper. I spent
1600 maybe like but it's like years ago and it was still more expensive. I think this is the second super ultra wide purchase
Yeah, I'm not like I've bought three count them three separate ultra wides in my life. I have your other
That I bought for you. Don't that was just a random free monitor. I got with this
I just want you to know that monitors nice. Yeah, I know
I like it. I have a game on a 32. You got a screaming deal on it
I don't even know what it is. Yeah, me neither. Thanks a g7 it probably
Yeah, I just wanted a Thunderbolt. They're ready
Look up the same thing just type in G
I wanted it to work with like my like MacBooks and things too, which is
I've been so like the benefit of this monitor is that it's fucking huge. First of all, it's too big
You know, it's not it means yes and no
So I wanted to be able to run it off a MacBook my work computer like a bunch of different
Can you go to the search bar and type in g7?
Just just get rid of the nine replace with a seven. I think it's
It's not that one. I don't think it's the new one. It's not that one. It's not the neo
It is it's a 32 inch though this one it's not that one it's not the neo one I
Think it's basically I
Want I bought my ultra wide and then I got this monitor for free and I sold it to Terry you got this for free
Yeah, oh
The I bought the monitor when it came out
The g9 and they gave you one of these. Yeah, but I like to buy one get one free
It just was like a free gift. That's the exact one. I have you like that
I could have picked some other things, but I just picked the most expensive monitor I could find
As my free gift and then I just like I could've gotten like a vacuum or something, but I just want oh
I got a screaming deal
He I want to say I sold to you for like 400 bucks or something if not less
I think we you sold it. I think I sold it you sold it for like 320
Yeah, that honestly sounds about right and I was like it doesn't matter to me. It was all profit like who cares
Yeah, see this is a good size. It's like small you can actually see it all but yet
It's a little bit curved now. Fuck you that thing. No, no, no, no you yes, you can it's called peripheral vision
It's not like you're wearing blinders
You're not a horse
Peaky blinders it is quite good. It is quite quite the experience to like view is gaming on it's pretty badass
the problem is I
Feel like it'd be great for productivity like at work. Oh, yeah
that's why I wanted to look into an ultra a super ultra wide for my desk at work, but
But I'm always running out of real estate for work
I like screen real estate if I got this it would be one of those situations where I would need to get a separate thing to
Hold the laptop because it takes up the entire desk. Oh sure. It's very wide. I
me intentionally made my desk very large when I built it for these kind of monitors and
It also curves a lot like I don't know if there's like a top-down or anything there was on Terry's monitor
I don't it's it curves like yeah a lot a lot the the measurements are in
rotations
It's basically like two 4k monitors next to each other though in terms of like
Resolution
240 Hertz and one millisecond response time. Yeah, it's insane. Honestly for that big a screen
I don't even have a graphics card that can run it doesn't say like for rest at those settings. It's capable of yes
So basically I can run it at max resolution at 120 FPS 120 Hertz or I can run it at
1440p resolution, which is you know, like what I would do. Yeah, and I run it 240 Hertz. I
Need to get a new graphics card because I can't run. What is this like the equivalent of?
Nothing to 30. Oh, it's two 32 inch 4k monitors, right?
232 with no bezel in the middle, right? It's huge. That's why I love it. You should see the box that it comes in
Yeah, it's like a coffin right is a small coffin for you know, Terry over here. She does. He's a small man
I just want you know me. I'm not gonna same height. So this is a screaming deal
Yeah, oh, I mean, oh fuck for a thousand dollars off. Yeah
I bought it at full price and I'm like I'm still making payments on it. I didn't buy it
I didn't buy it outright. I was like, you know
You're saying he's doing financially irresponsible things
So that's I'm fine, okay, but still
The plot thickens
Look I
I have my finances in line. Who's got a fucking house eat my dick Terry, right?
Right, who's got a house who's got a house who's got the car paid off who makes more money? Fuck you. You're not wrong. You're not wrong
I'm not mad
I'm just saying like sometimes no that should be a point in the favor of you should know better than to buy something like this
No, no, but it's but here's my counterpoint. Sometimes this is what I do
This is like playing games is what brings me joy. I don't blow money on a lot of other things
Like everything else is I either get it for free or like I just don't spend a lot of money on it
But gaming at my computer is what I do
That is why I could justify it is that I care about it
It's like the one thing I'm you know into the one thing you want to have the top shit for
Yes, okay. It's okay when when he gets uh
When you get your
When you get your new graphics card, I'm gonna buy your old graphics card. Yeah, I got it. That'll be another
irresponsible decision I will admit so
That's not irresponsible you really want it. So
The graphics card I want is not even announced yet. Uh, it will be whatever the
The next graphics card that comes out from nvidia the top of the line most expensive one. Okay
Well, look at the current top of the line go look up rtx 4090 right now rtx 4090. Yes, see see drew
Yeah, just buy it dude you can get all of them buy it pussy what is it
And get all the f1 cars. That's cool. Do it all legos. Why?
I put together a lego simba this weekend on thanksgiving
Wait
Really? Yeah, you want to see it?
So that is the top of the line this is all just new to me I I don't think about these things this this contains
You're opening up my mind pieces. This is only sixteen hundred dollars
Only jesus christ. That's not a lot for a crazy insane graphic for that. Holy shit, man
I thought I was out of touch. Is that a lot of money?
I thought like the top line graphics cards were like thousands of dollars
That's if you're trying to do like ai stuff or if you're trying to run servers
So this one?
Yeah, so that's so this one
Oh, it's simba cool. Let me see. Yeah. He doesn't fucking care. I'm not a lego person and I am a lego guy
I used to like like I have a lot of legos. Um, wait, you're selling me and I can just go get a 4070 ti slim
For like 850. Yeah, why the fuck would I wait until your card?
I think that actually give me a screaming deal
I actually don't know if that would be better than my card
So right now I have a 3090 instead of a 4090. Oh, you're one one generation behind. I have a 2080
So I bought my graphics card back. You said 3090. Yeah, they don't sell it anymore
I don't see that's kind of funny. Actually, it's it's really top of the end. So just go look it up
the evga
What what what makes this one fancier why is this more and it's overclocked
And it's overclocked. What about evga the evga?
Kingpin for the win king
Is that a lot of these have this much memory now? Yes fuck
That graphics card is more memory than your entire computer
That's true. Yeah, so you got the you got the kingpin hybrid
This one. No, actually might not be kingpin. I know it's uh, the ftw one though ftw. Yeah
Um
So, yeah, I bought my graphics card in the boom of cryptocurrency in 2020
three ultra
Yeah, I think so three ultra and uh, it cost me
2300 because I bought it in a bundle with a
With a motherboard this one and then I returned the mother but this was back when everything was crazy marked up and stuff
Yes, this one. Yes. Oh, okay. It is
the 3090 that you have
Is a
I want to see it's on some it looked fucking it's 1500. Yeah, it's I wish I spent that much. Um, but the
Listed price is about uh, 1900
All right still all right. Yeah. Oh you're talking about getting the 3090 when he buys the 5090
Well, the thing is that it's like depending on how much he sells it to me for
I can just go buy one. Why'd you do this sells it to me far? Well, I mean it is pretty used
You want it you want a fat discount what you're saying? Uh, I want a reasonable discount
This fucking guy
4070
Because I can just get a 4070 super
Mm-hmm. Maybe is it better than a 2080? Probably 3090 probably not a 3090
I don't have it here. Actually, isn't there like a place where you can like
Compare them. Yeah youtube videos isn't like gpu cp gpu versus gpu
I would just look at the gpu versus blank and it's called user benchmark
Why don't you just put like two of them together? Don't people do it does not work like that anymore. They have phase that out
Yes, you can sly my computer that is a thing but the problem is
Nothing utilizes it properly. So you'll spend double the amount of money and get half the performance because typically because
One card because companies like this stopped like supporting
The the company who makes the cards it didn't stop supporting it
But the people who do anything productive with it stop caring
Because it's such a stop designing software that takes advantage of it. Yes
So typically speaking of the two cards
You will get 1.5x the speed of one card, but you'll spend twice the amount of money
And then in most scenarios, they won't even use both the cards
like I did have two graphics cards at one point and I did sly them together and
Very very commonly the games I would play just only used one of them
So I just sold one of them and then I sold the other and then I didn't have a card for so you're better off
Just buying the top top at the time. Yes to get them. Whatever the most for your buck
Yeah, you should never consider buying the top top
The most for your buck. Yeah, you should never consider like two cards, but let's see
What's the difference between a 2080 and a but then like if you wanted to really max it out?
And wanted like even more than the top line card getting two top line cards again for the things
Four of the games it's not going to get you sometime most of the time
In fact, like just most games don't support it because it's all right
so from a
2080 to a
2070 super ti super
Is about a hundred percent better
Yeah, I believe that now if I went from a 4070 to a or 2080 to a 3090
It'd only be 70 percent
Then fucking buy it. I don't care. I should just buy the 4070
Ti super for 850 cool. Have fun. It'll go down in price too
Once the new cards come out so like if that's what you want to do. I'm not gonna stop you brother
I should probably just do that then I can make my racing rig
I'm just so like out of this now. I have no I used to he's like wow
Listen, those colors are pretty and those fans look around I used to be like oh I should these are cool
But I just don't anymore have any that's fine, dude. Yeah, you bought his computer. They look cool though
Yeah, yeah, I can buy and he's the the fucking black one. I should go to new egg
This one gives you free shit. Yeah, but but this no, it's the black version of this one though. I think
4070 super ti it was like the stock photo. Yeah, like the one in the top, right? Oh up here
No, it was the other side of it. I just want to let you know
This is what I do all the time and then Mike is mad at me for going I don't get mad
Yeah, he does. He gets mad at me and goes why don't you fucking run it then?
I mean goes why don't you fucking run it then why do you say that I do I say the same thing?
That's why we stopped the other show because terry stopped caring. I didn't stop and stop showing up
I don't know why you go when I like this picture right here. So this picture's sick as fuck. Yeah
Why don't you know how big that card is though? It's fucking gigantic. It is about this long damn and it's about that thick
Like it's a triple slot guard. They're huge
So it's like multiple cards. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah in this day and age like graphics cards at the very minimum or two slots
And very likely are three be like two and a half usually I see
Usually sometimes new egg gives you like some cool offer with it. You like fucking sucks. They do now. Yep digital
I'm an Amazon. My homie Jones in the great circle. Wow. Can you buy direct from the company through amazon?
Like do they sell it or it's sold by third parties? Sometimes they do like sell it
I mean I can get I can get a sis like
Prime g-force, whatever. What's the best Nvidia? Well, they're all in videos
Oh, they're all in videos
Nvidia and AMD leapfrog each other constantly. It's just a matter of when you're buying it like right now
I think AMD is technically the strongest card. So like the 7900 XT
I think is the best card you can buy right now, but Nvidia will release something new and beat it by like 3%
And then AMD left really something new instead of releasing at the same interval. No, like they kind of go back and forth
Yes, do I could buy a 70?
a 4070 super then do it addition for
$600. Yeah, if you don't want to buy my card, just tell me terry
Well, the thing is it's like like like I need to make other plans to sell it if you're not gonna buy it
Well, how much you can sell for I don't know it'll go off market value. Once we once it does show up
Once the new cards are out the market value for his will adjust he'll look at it
And then he'll be like since it's easy and you're my buddy. I'll give you a tiny discount on that number
Yeah, once I get the new card, which mind you could be later as well
Yeah, I know longer I wait the cheaper the card is for you. So like you you're banking on me dragging ass and buying this new card
What do you have now terry? What do you have now? I have a 2080. Is that no good? That's like it's fine
It's fine. It's so just everything of that
Do just fucking keep it the if it if you can play the games you like perfectly fine
Why would you constantly be looking to upgrade because if I get a new?
graphics card then I can build
Like my like I really want to do like a racing rig
Okay, so that's the limitation right now. Yeah, you can't do that with your current rate. I can
But it's just like I don't have enough space in my
storage unit what? Long story
but I've read is uh
Over at his house. He doesn't have the space. Why would a new card fix that that doesn't because I have another pc
Thank you. Like I have another pc. Oh, so you want a second computer? Yes
Okay, are you kind of said that that would have made it a little more clear
Oh, do you want me to backtrack? Why did you buy Mike's computer? So you want?
Because I have my computer
Wait, do you have two computers as of right now? Yes, only one of them has a graphics card in correct. I see
Oh, so you could have said I want a new graphics card so that I can complete my second computer
I thought I thought me saying I want another graphics card. I guess you I thought I thought never mind never mind
I'm upgrading my
Never mind never mind. I understand where the disconnect was is a guy with a racing rig be the old graphics card in the old computer
Yes, I'm upgrading my current
I see why does it have to be a separate computer though? It just makes it easier
It makes it easier. So like you're not having to unplug and plug back in a bunch of shit
Yeah, so in my room like I have to like carry this thing over set it down
And then your chair or your rate your the race. Yeah the rig and then like sit down
Plug everything in and then when I want to move it again, it's like you want a dedicated area. I just want to have it like
Already set up set up solely for that down
And then just like get in it start racing and then why done with it. It's called we're so privileged
So fucking crazy, why don't you use like a vr headset I get I get sketchy
Oh, I feel like I get sick. I get nauseous dude. I I do not just because I've already done it before I love vr
So I i'm like i'm very good. I do not get sick from it. I get like
What I would do is what I would do is I'd like add a little bit of a
Like what I would do is what I would do is I would like ask just got a vision pro. No
Like what I would do is I would like put ask brad where I can put it
In like maybe downstairs in his fun room. So you can't put it in your room. Well, I would ask him where you want me to put it
Like if you wanted in because I asked him I was like would you be interested in like a racing wheel?
Oh, so you could use it and so you can use it and anybody else can use it like that would be kind of fun
I'm like, all right sweet
And then i'm trying to like figure out the details about it
How long until you like get rid of your bed frame and just like lean the mattress up on the wall
Make give yourself more space
Soon he's thinking about it
How many nights a week are you in your storage? Yeah, fuck it. Why not? How many how many nights a week are even in your storage unit?
Average per week, but you have to sleep there if you're playing if you're playing a game for
If you're using the equipment you have to be able to sleep afterwards true. Not necessarily. I have a place to sleep after i'm done
That's what I mean. What if i'm what if i'm not at my other place? I don't know how often you out of your other place
How long like I feel like you're over at your vacation home more often than not. Yeah
But you need a place to sleep if you're playing video games after you're done
Yeah, most of the time no usually wakes up at the vacation home then drives to his storage unit
To play games and then drives back sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, it's like his office basically
But you don't want to have to drive back if you're like just tired if i'm really tired. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, but that's not the case and you know that
I mean I can get a futon
The bed's too much. It takes up too much space. It takes up like
Most of the space 60 percent of my room. Is it a bed with like a normal bed like springs?
Or it's like a full-size bed. That's not what I asked. Yes. Yes, it doesn't have a regular bed
It doesn't have a box spring but definitely well if you had like a one of those foam beds, you could just like roll it
It's not one of those. Okay. No
No, we're not doing that
Wait, are you seriously trying to like optimize the sleeping mattress in that room? I'm not
I am I like to make fun of him for not being there
They all do
Or you know what? I'm saying you could just put your racing thing
Like you said in a different area and why don't keep what you have?
Yes, what I was saying, why don't you just bring the racing rig over to your vacation home? That won't work
Why why won't it work?
They're not space
No racing rigs allowed. Yeah. Yeah, there's not a lot of no nerd shit over here. I don't know. I haven't asked
Oh, you want me to ask?
Do you want me to ask i'll ask
I like if I honestly don't believe that they would I do not believe I don't think they'll be willing to have
My I don't I don't think they would either but uh, you know, i'll still ask and that'll just strain the relationship even more
Yeah, true. Not yours mine
You know if you like uh prioritize like finding your own place
You could do whatever you wanted. Yeah, you're not wrong. I have floated the offer of them like renting a house
together
Yeah, but well renting a house would be better than renting they want to move across the water anyways
Across the water to seattle. Yeah
talk about unaffordable
uh speaking of actually like
Pivoting subjects here like a rental house. She was saying that she can find like an actual like apartment for like
$1,400 a month. Wow, you don't want to live in a studio apartment. Uh, that's with a dog. Yeah. Good luck
I would doubt that but also if you did find something it'd be so small
Unless you moved into like ballard or shoreline or something. Yeah, that's I mean well shoreline is yeah, it'd be closer to
Seattle than it is what it is now
so
I don't know. We'll see
I'm just saying houses
If I like decide yeah, if I make a huge, you know decision
It'd have to be like at least two bedrooms
Because one bedroom would well you're not going to get anything to bedroom for $1,400 a month. No
So yeah, I know one of my friends recently called me and he's like, hey, I found this apartment complex in seattle
I want people to you know, get money together to uh buy it
What i'm interested in apartment complex? Yeah. Yeah, why not? You want to see it? What fuck?
Why does it like run down or something? No, it's actually like in pretty good condition. Why not? I'd be an investor
You got 100k liquid
Not at the moment. No
Uh, could you get 100k? That's the real if sheba, you know hits like a shit ton of money. I can do it
Why does your screen get so bright because I have it on fucking take it out of my hand
Why is it so bright I turn the
I have an iphone. Yeah, it's the same color. I'm a basic bitch. It's the same one as mine. Hey, look at that
Except it's the basic bitches
It has 100 17
units
Occupied wait, why would you buy an apartment complex?
Because then you become a landlord and it's a passive income
Yeah, but how much does an apartment complex cost?
Five mil. Yeah, this costs five mil, but you don't have five mil liquid. You're right. I'm
The tip it did you buy your house with cash 100%? No. Yeah, so that you need
Proved yourself wrong. I think you need 10%
Yeah, so at least 10% of 20% down
But then what you're gonna live in one of the units and rent the rest out there already they're all 17 are occupied
Yeah, so you wouldn't even have to find renters
But do you want to live in one of the units no, I don't really care
You're just as an
Income, yes, it would be a good investment. It says an annual income
A net operating income. That is how much it costs to run everything this. Yeah, so it's around like 70
275 thousand dollars hundred
275 running the quick napkin math on like the average price of the units
It's about 1900 per unit. There's 17 of them. That's roughly thirty thousand dollars per month
You know it would technically be profitable if you could afford it. How much does it cost to run?
I just said it 270k
Can you monetize that for me?
If you make 30 30k a month 275 divided by 12. Yeah
To shit 22 225
Okay, so seven and a half
Profit and then if you have like a
Profit and then if you have like five investors split it five ways
How much that would be?
Not a lot
No, but it's passive income a couple thousand or a thousand thousand and change. Yeah
I understand. It's still it's still a thousand and change
Yeah, but there's also the risk of owning that thing
And you're responsible for it. Yeah, you that is the risk of any investment, right?
So like it's it's tempting but I told him hey come back with me with more information because
Oh like some guy was like you want to go in on this thing? Yeah, I know the guy. He's not some guy
He's one of my close friends. Is it the one in Portland? No
He's offered for me to buy his house many times
But no, this is uh, I don't I don't think you've met this guy
Probably not. He was a little bit here. No, he lives in Marysville
Oh, we we did band together
Many many years
He used to say it as he wants to sell his Marysville house. Do you know?
No, no, no, no, no my one down in Portland the house. I lived in before this
in Vancouver
Uh my it's duplex and probably duplexes are cool. Yes
One half is like relatively complete. The other is literally unlivable right now. Yeah, nice
So there's like no kitchen. There's no
Bathroom build it out. Yeah, they're paying they're paying a contractor right now, but he's like dragging major ass on it
So they bought a house like across town
And they're like afraid to tell the contractor that they bought a house
And I i've kept kept telling them like you guys you are in power in this situation
You are paying him. Yeah, like just fire him
If you have problems like you're the one who controls his fate your but they're very like non-contractable
non-committerial non-competitional things so
They uh, they were because it's not done. They had to buy a house pretty much. Yeah, because they were
paying for the duplex paying for the renovations on that duplex
They were living in an apartment adjacent to that. Do they want to eventually live in the duplex?
I mean, no, they've just bought the house. They want to live in
They're like trying to wash their hands of the duplex at this point. They want to sell it. Yes see
But he got it for like a really good price
But he got it for like a really good deal. I think he bought it for like 120k
Damn, it's not bad. Yeah, it's uh, it's in vancouver
It is the only the only two miles from downtown the only thing I would think about being a property owner is is that like
You're responsible for everything. Yeah, so like if something breaks, it's like correct
I have to like go over there or hire someone to go over there to fix it
Or like you hire someone year-round to like just that's why there's like companies that are like property management companies where
You just own it and then you hire out somebody to manage it
Yeah, so if you can get the like payment that you're paying to be low enough
And then you have them paying a decent amount there like is a certain point where you would be paying like a property management company
and then uh
Like they you literally do nothing and you just rake in money and build your like net worth and your wealth up
Without having to do literally anything right, but you're also
Again, like you mentioned everything has risk like you're subject to potentially not the the units not being full or that fluctuating things like that
Correct and then putting up like higher
You know a higher rate or whatever like that and then people just get mad and then they leave and then you can't find tenants
There's that risk too. Yeah, it's a doll part of being a landlord. Yeah, I mean i'd be okay with it
I mean you can make good money from it
If you have multiple
Did you just say that?
Did you just drop something?
Nope
I just like this
I'm glad you like it
You just broke it
That's now you own now you own a park kim. It's lubed up brother. That one was 40 dollars 40 dollars
Really yes, I just somebody goes that was 40 dollars
Why?
Because it's like top of the line. It's nice. It's good stuff. It's got magnets
It's got like locking lock like when you lock it in mike. Does it feel nice?
It feels nice lock it in dog. How do I lock it in? You just did lock it in locked in flick it again
Oh locked in dog smooth smooth as nuts
So and these don't come out because i've kind of locked in more. Yes
Sometimes i'll like fall off. Yeah, you can also adjust the tension of all of the center heads
And I like it like this. You can make them looser tighter
Or harder go go to the go to the go to the the second tab that says speed cube
And buy one
Yeah, just just buy one
Stop being a little bitch boy and buy one. So like like magnetic that one's the one that he has
again
Yes, 11 pro, but why don't you get the one that's made by a pro for the same price? Fuck you?
It's a pro. You don't want a pro rubik's cube
Which one's made by the guy his name's?
uh shit
You don't remember that's going on. It's rough man. Let's go down scroll down scroll down
Oh my god
Never mind. He's about to spend 80 dollars
Wait, why are these cheap?
Because there's there's sticker lists. There's no stickers. I just want carbon fiber. That's fine. Ooh, I like the style
It's kind of nice. Yeah, I might have to take a shit again. Oh my god, dude. Jesus christ
Yeah, well, there's at least two of you so you can keep talking dark
Oh clear or magnetic. It's metallic dumbass metallic
No, i'm not buying one of these you don't want to buy one a fidget thing though
Do you have any good fidget toy recommendations go to the art? Uh, I at work play with a nut and a bolt
No, I want to play
Just a nut and a bolt terry give me fidget recommendations
That's what I need. I need a good fidget toy. Just look at fidget toy. No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go go to the art of play
What the art of play art? Wow, that is crazy. You know that offhand and you're ready to go that gets specs looks kind of fun, too
Wonder Emporium, how do you know about this? Don't worry about it
No, how do you know about this? Don't worry about it. Hey, shut the fuck up and tell me don't worry about it
You can find um toys
Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. I I recognize one of those you guys were oh I have that pen
You do. Yes. I have that exact pen where it crushes into like a texture. I saw it on like tik tok and I bought it
Yeah, no, no, I have that like oh the the switch pin
Yeah
It's it's it's crazy. Um, I dude. Oh, go up. I think it's in my car right now. Go up go up where it says toys
Toys it's trying but uh, no, no, I remember you and then you can uh, you can find some like
Fidgets fidget toys right there with those toys on the left. Yeah, I have that
Yeah, you James bought it for you and you're like shut up James. Stop talking about in front of Brad
Brad, I have that I can bring that over
Yeah, yeah, he was like all secretive about it because he didn't want us to know that he had a cool thing
No, go to the fucking it says fidget toy on the left
down all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down
Oh, dude, I gotta i'm gonna shit my pants
That was
Hey
Why did it come on like that? It's it auto played. Yeah
it's that it's just the
I'm not like impressed with uh
Uh, you exit out of it. Oh fuck me control shift t. Can it be command shift t?
Those are fun
There's one in stock
Apparently they're popular
You get some bucky balls right there. That's specs balls bucky balls that that thing right there magna balls
Those are the things that kill children. No, no, no go down go down
Phantom spinner
What is this you could get like you just spin it
You could get like a a top like oh it says from the same makers of the populace. Okay, whatever
The small coin size precision machine desk toy seemingly defies gravity
Other additions
What the fuck is that no it spins
It spins oh spinner. Yeah, no mike go back
Go back, right? It's not doing it
Go back this is rough go down like where it says spec balls
I don't want spec balls
Just look at it first before you say anything
Yeah, it's like you could you could take like metal play-doh kind of that you can form shit
Wait, are the balls hard? Yeah soft, but yeah, they squish together. Yeah
They squish together
This is it and then they they like I mean there's other things. There's other things besides just this
So you told me to go to fidget toys. Oh, yeah, because you wanted a fidget toy
Balance
I just what the fuck
No, this isn't wait, this is my go up weird shit go up go up dude
They'll go up all looks badass. I'd love to go down go down
Look at the one all the way to your right and your left
Manta ray look how much it is. Yeah, I know
Oh, I don't want
What about optical toys $900. Oh my yes, there you go
Well, there you go, these are all so expensive
I hate this
This is what you wanted. No this music. This is these are bougie
Toys, man, I don't want this. Why am I here terry because you like boozy shit. I don't want this. Oh physics toys
What is the 25 marble no no no so what that is is that it's it's uh curved it can roll even though it's not a ball
Like it there's no sharp edges. So like it just it you can roll it and it uh, it goes
Even I don't know. I explained it. It's it's
I've seen it before it was on the table appears to wallow back and forth yet. It moves pretty straight line
oh
Paul shats, hey guess what terry that's your sorry terry shats
Terri shat
Guess where the origins from
Swiss philip opinions what oh they make it in the philip opinions. It's 50 dollars
Oh, yeah, it's a physics toy. It's a physics toy. It's a physics toy. It's a physics toy. It's a physics toy
What is that one say 25 if yeah that one says 20 on the click on it says 50
What is this experienced time slowing and grabbing to find sensation with an amazing science toy?
It's a magnetic ball and you drop it in and it like drops very very slowly. Oh, yeah, not stupid
I understand these physics. It's just magnets. Isn't it? I want like cheap little spinny things
I don't know how you do that. I don't know how you do that. I don't know how you do that. I don't know how you do that
You know, I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that
Fidget spinner. Yeah, that's the word
fidget spinner
You guys don't remember fidget spinners. I do and we do I never had those
They were popular in the like one of the summers that I was teaching and uh,
I remember like one of my co-workers buying it at a gas station and then oh, yeah, they were everywhere
I want a metal one. Yeah buy one with like blades. Yeah buy one that has like knives
Oh, yeah, you should buy that bone one. Oh, I like this one because you can just click it back and forth
This is so stupid dude, I don't want like one of these spinnies
I want like a little imagine buying a fidget spinner in 2024 imagine buying a fidget spinner at the age of 30
I don't want a fidget spinner. I want something that's small like this
That's like a like a hand feel thing like a little coin with a little clicky thing or so
I don't know look at a fidget cube. That's spec thing that I showed you Mike
Yeah, there's just fucking magnetic balls swallow them and kill yourself. That's that's what'll happen
Have you not heard about that what no no dude so those uh, all right
So back when I was like a kid, this was a relevant thing. I remember it. Oh, no
I don't want one of these either. So like do this spec thing
Something like if you just want something in your hand to play with that's what it is. What is it?
Like balls a little no
But that's like all the I don't want all the little balls. They're all magnets. They won't fall off
I but I want something I can just keep in my pocket. You can keep that in your pocket
I don't want a bunch of balls
I don't want a bunch of little balls
Look up is it are you have look up a list in your pocket. It's toys shopping fidget toys shopping. Well, no fidget toys
Just enter hit enter then go to the shopping tab, which i'm assuming. Oh never mind. Your your piece of shit browser doesn't have it
It's just firefox. I'm just not on a normal search engine
Amazon and we know amazon. Yeah, wait, why don't you just go down where it says?
Psycho-central top 10 fidget spinners. No
Oh god, jesus christ, please go back. There's so that's it go right there
2022 this is this is when the hype of the year was 2022 two years ago
Oh
Kids have these little bubble poppers. Yeah, and I always take them and play with them. These are fucking great
Why don't you just buy those and have those my niece has these and they're like strapped her stroller and I always play with it
Because it's fun. Why don't you just buy that these are for adults or kids? It's for any doesn't matter like
Uh, there you go. I worked with you. What the fuck is that best overall? What do you have adhd?
Oh rings gonna go to the top older children and adults finger finger finger fingers
Magnetized ring cling on it. It's just a ring that spins probably click on it
Oh, it's probably like that
A little bearing thing in my jig. Yeah, it's probably you just put other magnets
It's we just said that
I want to see a video
Fingers I should just probably youtube video fingers, baby
That's what mike wants
Twisting them. Yeah, like oh
How do they work holy shit mike wants them
This is better than a fidget spinner because you can do multiple things with it. Yeah, you can stick your fingers through the holes. That's cool
Yeah, dude, this is so good mike. I like these by don't don't yuck his yums
It's 30 bucks buy him. Yeah, he wants a fucking 20 000 graphics card. I want some fucking fidget rings like fuck you terry
What do you want happiness and contentment in your life he wants a gaming
I want a sim racing rig. He wants to get a sim rig finished. This is a good shout. I like that
This is a good shout. I like these rings finger fingers. There's your popper
Duomishu and not no jesus. Nope. What is this? That's a controller. Oh, no, no, no, that's kind of neat
It's probably like two bucks it's probably like 15. Yeah, probably
Because you know money sells. Yeah, it's okay mike's shit won't load anyways
Yes, yeah fidget spinner. That makes sense. Oh, there you go. I have seen these two the pipes. Yeah
Oh, there you go. You
You know what this is. Yeah, I could make that out of legos. Okay
Oh, there's a pen
No, what about the best what does it like the inconspicuous there you go a spinner ring
I don't want to wear a ring
I don't want to wear a ring. Okay, then don't move on keep going
That's it that's it brother we got one for ten we can get you fingers
What a good christmas gift idea i'm not getting that i'm getting something different why not very bottom something
I know what I want to get you and the thing is is that i'm not gonna i'm not gonna wait until christmas to give it
To him, but why you turned down my brightness you dick I did fuck you. You like it maxed out always
Yes, why yeah, why don't I like the vibrant colors? Why don't you just have an adapt thing?
Because I don't want it to change
Okay, okay
Yeah, this is what I want the best fidget toys for adults in 2023 because i'm an adult. Oh, nope. They carried over the 2024
Oh a butt. Hey, terry, you know where this can go up my ass
You said it not me
Oh a little like playing card thingy majig that's cool. This is so stupid. You're stupid like you're the dumb fuck up. Okay. Fuck you
Yeah, why don't you play with the flashlight? You num nut
What is this shuffling?
Yeah, you like shuffling things. Don't you terry like shuffling things in your nuts in your mouth
Uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know
Fidget slider wait, why is it 19 to 200? Uh, the materials probably. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey drink water, bitch
Hey, shout out to you. Shout out to me. The 2099. Not you
Right. Oh, i'm getting these. I know what these are. This is it. We found it
Shout out for real. Is it just this? Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's got a variety of magnets on it. Yes. Yes. Yeah, dude
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah
Yeah, why are you presenting your asshole to be right now?
Take it in big boy red copper inlay
Clamping ring. Oh my god. Look at that clamping ring
Stay cool and be different
How much these cost stainless you want zinc?
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That's a cool spinner. I don't give a fuck. What this is a fucking website right here. It's got a lot of man. These are like
And then you get to choose down there the variant
Variant oh the variation. That's a holster. Oh good. Oh, maybe that's what's 19 bucks
Zirconium is 200 dollars stainless is out of stock. That's 150
You want to you want to do what i'm talking?
Premium fucking toys. Why don't you look up a fidget slider? This is the uh, look at the 4080 of the fidget toy world
Look up fidget sliders
Oh, wait, there's a video show the video
Now we're talking
Yeah, let's see what we're getting into it won't play anyways
Oh, there we go
Is that what you want it's so cool dude, why
This isn't that cool. The title is do you like its sound and they play fucking music over it? All right
Oh
Dude just look up like fidget sliders. I know they fucking ruined it with the music. Yeah. Yeah, that's I
I could see this being something I would carry around and just like yeah, look at these premium products. Oh, yeah
premium product with a premium price
mike
Wait, there's other shuffle ones. Look at the other shufflers
Look at the choco
Chuck it's just chalk devil's milk cap. What's going on? I like that. I don't want that go to devil's milk cap
Mechanical slider i'm getting no no no no no how much it is cost though like 100 bucks man
And they're on pre-order out of stock out of stock this product is just click the video
I want to see what it says. It's probably gonna say listen to the sounds
And then play like fucking raid music
Like stupid stocking
Oh, that's like
It's kind of like those razors you get we have to like break off the blades
Or and you just like do that dude has a pouch full of stuff. God damn
Do you leave some pussy for the rest of us? Jesus christ?
Oh, fuck you, okay, go go to the devil's milk. Yeah, go to the devil's milk
Show title
Oh wait play the video. Is there a video? I don't know
Mikey
Are these also they're haptic haptic milk bottle cap shaped inspired by the standard milk bottle lid
I don't think in life even devil like up to 650 dollars. They're all 109
dollars
One of them is 650
I don't know look it up. I'll look it up. Yeah, please do something gary. I do stuff all the time. They make the ta-ta sound when slid
It does yeah, yeah, I agree that's insane
Wait, isn't it isn't that the drink like the drinking like game of thrones?
No, where it like kills you you typey type google search I typed in devil milk cap drink and it just pulls me up this
the haptic coin
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know what the fuck is going on
What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey shut the fuck up. What are you doing? I watched you type in youtube three times
That's 25 minutes goddamn really why does everything have to be so long?
That but first like you have show it to me gambit thing the box he's got a switchblade not legal in the state
It literally does just pop apart so
It's peter griffin is that the milk cap no, yeah it is it is yeah
Yeah, there's nothing going on shut up it's still kind of work
Oh, no, he's saying that the uh that ringing that's off the left
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay
Bitch get into it start fidgeting. Stop fucking talking about the nuts and the bearings and shit just go
Oh
And in here you have i'm gonna be honest mike, I don't think you should get this one no
Like it's most milk emos milk
No, I don't I don't like this mini yeah, I don't like that
I don't like that at all. You know play with the nipple in a circle like no like I want to go up and down
Not all the way around. I agree. I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah 100%
No doubt i'm i'm with you on the uh, little card ones
I think that those are the best yeah, because you can like slide them around and that's like the best fidget. I just wish they were in stock
You're gonna buy that because I want these stainless ones
Not the zirconium ones or whatever the fuck
200 dollars fuck are you do you really want to buy that?
Why the fuck not?
He's a big boy with big boy money
Dude, this is like all like like the man
Like the burly man metal like fucking premium shit the burly man, but with a sensitive side who's you know, right?
Mike I found it. It's got a little bit of mild adhd. I found I found uh
this one the
uh, it's on
meta-edc.com
Meta and it's 154.95
Meta and then you can type in that that site or that the thing
And the search is a search bar
What's it called? It's called l l. Oh, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that? Hold on. No, get the search bar out of there for a second. What the fuck is this howitzer thing?
Oh, it's a gun. Oh, no, no, dude. Go go press the left one
That's a goddamn gun. It's a gun
Sorry, i'm just i'm very so cool looking that is badass. Isn't that sick?
It's under fidget sliders just type in uh, search fidget sliders
Yeah sliders. Yeah
Oh, they have them in stock here. Maybe yeah, they could also go to etsy
Steve
It's right there
Let's see if there's any other ones on here that I like. Oh, that one looks cool. The fucking howitzer get that
That's on free order
Like I said go to etsy read them little
Yeah, right, these are only 30 those are cool looking too. Let me see
Like molten
Yeah, but they probably don't make that the same sound you don't know that that's the issue. It's the sound part
Oh, these are so nice looking. Oh yo check this one out
This is it's no sound
And it's not the way that what do you want? You don't know it's not sound there's no sound
That's just the video I I want sound in the video if you're gonna put a video on your fucking ad
I'm gonna spend like hours on this site now. Oh, no
No
Next time next time I come here my cards are cool though next time I come here mike's gonna have one of these
Go to the howitzer. Oh, they have stainless
And it's 154 that's like the same price it's the same price not in stock it's not
Oh, it's the same oh, but at least it's in stock like scroll down
It's in stock. Oh no, it's not out of stock
I'm gonna buy this shit
Pre-order you like how they shake the add to cart button there. They really want you to buy that shit. There's a grenade
They have a grenade one
Oh, oh sign me up for the army, baby. Oh
That is so satisfying wait does it shoot
Probably not there's no trigger so it's just so clicky satisfying
Oh, oh, oh
For when it's not socially acceptable to carry a gun around
I
That shit is it's five four hundred and seventy dollars it just it has the quality is good. Yeah
Don't get me wrong. It looks nice. It's like all the different little tactile things you can do with it with a gun
Yes with the revolver, right? That's fucking insane. This is not something you carry around with though
That is the intention is that you carry it around?
There's no trigger can't get in trouble for it. No, I just I wouldn't like want to lose this
What about the grenade? It has a grenade one
Go back 200 grams
There's a grenade right to the right of it
Is there a video
Oh my god
They won't like hype it up, baby
It's like just like www.glcheny Veig are they Guys are Sh claimed Rare
Are they Fix?
I mean, that's cool to take that
are they guys
Like you can are there any Calm to go right there so I'm loving it however, yeah
Day?
one was it do fire again it just slides up and down are you sure you might it
looks like it slides left to right too why are these so expensive because I
mean it's just a machine metal their machine tie or nickel or titanium or
yeah yeah it's a work of art yeah respected so that this is what I when I
said I want a fidget toy this is what I pictured in my mind not some cheap ass
fucking bullshit so yeah you remember put some respect on me mother fucker
remember when I said you make financial like bad financial decisions you're not
gonna buy this on credit I would just buy it outright oh my fucking god the
money do you obviously you understand how credit scores work and the importance
of having credit I don't need to put this on credit I have good credit already
yes but I do understand what a credit score is oh it's done what the fuck yeah
it's been done it's been done oh shit let me mess it up I really do want to
learn how to do these I learned when I was in 9th grade there's probably just
like YouTube videos you know sit and watch and they have to the patterns they
just have the spot the part for the revolver as a split it's been a I
learned from a guy on YouTube called me myself and pie he's who taught me okay
yep if you just go online and look up how to solve a Rubik's Cube that you'll
you'll figure it out I could imagine just be like on a plane going somewhere
and doing this for hours just spinning it I feel like you get bored after five
minutes no solving it okay I mean I you think you'd be a board yeah me
personally I don't take these around is like a fun thing yeah so like my time
because it's so quick mm-hmm what's up Terry you should buy this one you should
buy this tell me you should buy that one airdrop him a link scroll down no no
no go back
scroll down scroll down oh wait go scroll what search it there's I'm on the
order go to sliders oh you can buy a butterfly knives scroll down they have
something simple scout scroll down scroll down you know holy shit just say a
name oh my god you can shuffle three of them instead of just two yeah oh dude
there's a video here what it sounds like when you shuffle three oh oh yeah shut
up there's too many having like five is too much it's also $300 yeah they're all
gonna be expensive I just want like a two-piece one that makes a couple
clicking noises what does the slider shield do reactive armor this is so dumb
oh oh stainless same five dollars okay deal is there a video no I bet you just
slides back up and down that's a video that's a case I don't know that's a
minute okay that's a goddamn pelican case dude you get a case when you get a
dog that's the packaging this is this is really what shut up shut up is it not
oh he's that's the one just something simple and I don't want to spend so much
by it then do it it's $80 do it now I want this one do it now g10 nah g10
stupid blue it's if it's red though the g10 is plastic I want fucking stainless
then fucking buy it do it right now you pussy all right no no no no should I
book the rest of our shit today I like how we just went through like this whole
fucking session just going like went down the rabbit and this went down a
rabbit other other other toys do you guys want to talk about dude there's
another one down there it's cool we can look at sex stuff for you Terry it's
cool yeah look at the tang egg it's called Mickey CP 3 nano fidget spinner
if it's let's go back go back are we gonna keep doing this go back on the
page this last one promise okay you went too far there's a search bar at the top
no no no it's insiders it's insiders insiders click it scroll down whoa that
one right there okay thank you the Mackie Mackie yellow yellow look for
yellow I don't know if there's a video but there's a video you can't hear
anything because there's music music I want something long and two-piece not
fat and three-piece and small and stubby good thing this one sold out yeah what
about ages stainless aged stainless steel I don't know what aged means it
just means it's old age no there are ways to age there's a feeling like heat
treating Terry is a way to age metal mmm you expose it to heat and it'll it'll
make it like it's aged trying to sneeze but I didn't I mean I did everywhere
wait let's see what this one is black one I said I'm done oh Mike hold on one
more one more one more one more if you like it you like it go down go down I'm
not gonna get one that you want me to get that's fine scroll down you know
what I think Terry you need one of these wait is this on the sliders so yes okay
no no no it's on the same level as that Mackie go go to the one that says GD
East DC the same shit just a slightly different shape go over that the bungee
logo that is really getting into it he's like trying to do tricks and shit is it
three or two I can't think it's just two god that ruined it it's just it's just
two it's just two pieces there comes the music I don't know what he said no he
said nice you didn't hear him
add to cart I just hear you saying jiggles now they're just showing us off
the finishes I don't care I'm just saying I don't like that one that's fun he
doesn't like it specifically because you they've gotten progressively worse your
recommendations so clearly we don't have the same taste when it comes to fidgety
things yeah well cuz you're stupid water drop see it's probably not even it's
probably just a spinning thing yeah the fact that it is balanced while being
off shaped is kind of cool yeah that's pretty neat I agree from like you know
what you two should just be you should two should just marry each other fuck it
how about you two we can build a fidget toy collection yeah think of the time
you guys locations to you guys can get a pouch and shit and have all your fucking
things in it you would just be jealous knife bead what does a knife bead it's
just something you put on a paracord at the end of your knife pocket knife
really yeah holy shit ask me how I know clearly you're a knife guy I don't have
any but yeah you like you would like put it on the edge of your knife on
paracord why it's it's all like a decorative thing yeah okay come on Terry
remember we were building keyboards and I was like yeah people spend like $100
for one keycap yeah remember I spent $100 for one keycap yeah people do all
kinds of shit like he does for that shit every genre has their thing in the knife
world it's like beads and shit they put on the end of their knives yeah seems
kind of weird but all right everything seems weird if you don't understand it
or know about it you're absolutely correct and your mind open your eyes and
open your heart take the world in open your mouth open your heart is definitely
the better one thank you yeah open your mouth yeah that hold on go back one of
them was like a dinosaur cracking out of an egg that oh it's a dragon yeah that's
cool maybe dragon hell yeah what I would not spend $60 on that fucking thing well
you have no class so it's you have no appreciation for nice things that's a
really good attention to detail though I know think of the that's good crash or
not included by your own pair of clothes why would they say that I don't know
why don't you just give them paracord with it they're spending because it's
referencing and you probably have a specific color oh gross apparently you
can put them on anything as like a ornament like put paracord I like how
give it don't hear me on this when I saw that package thing oh wow dude this is
the same tart this is the music in Tarkov
is it this is like the music for Tarkov not now oh you can put it on your fidget
thing oh that that that it changes the game right cloud man the cloud you
wouldn't understand Terry I don't you wouldn't like pens though like pens like
writing pens I do like a good writing pen that's a fidget spinner it's made
of titanium I fidget with it all the time it's a bolt action yeah I love this
I just sit and I'll flick it I bought bolt action pens for my assistants at
work one time I do that shit sometimes a few years ago I bought bolt action pens
for all of my assistants at work because I would always buy them pens because
everyone asked me like for pens that was like the joke I had to tell them to not
bring it to work because I didn't realize when I bought it there was like
a razor blade inside the pen how do you not see that I don't know I was only
focused on the bolt action thing so it was like like half box cutter half pan
or something like that you the the bolt action was like at the bottom like
closer to the nut the nib and then there you would down here that's the nib is the
tip I didn't know that very nice about the tip educate yourself learn about
quills the fuck is a quill feather writing device
thank you Mike that's a show title feather writing device but you basically
you would like unscrew it from the middle and they would just be like a box
cutter like an exact like it was an exacto knife in the handle so I was like
guys I know I know it gives you please do not ever bring this to work I don't
want people to ask me about this did you tell him what was inside of it he didn't
know I didn't know I when I'm fine when I got it I opened it up to check it out
and it was like loose and I unscrewed it I was like oh fuck yeah but what I'm
saying is did you tell obviously you told your PAs not to bring it in did you
tell him why yeah okay okay that's why I'm asking like did you sound like don't
bring it in because there's a box cutter inside yeah I give like pretty good
Christmas gifts especially at work like I've got one of your cool griffin
Christmas is cool griffins I haven't got one of your cool griffins for the first
three years we I worked at the warehouse I would buy like gift bags and it would
be like the first year it was like a pen some mask things because everyone was
wearing masks it was like a door opener some mask thing it was like to hold your
mask in the back so it's not in your ears oh yes and then more comfortable
yes then I got them like some double shot espresso coffees because they were
we were working nights I got them mice I got everybody like computer mice
logic tech g305 cheap what the fuck they're like $30 a piece but they're so
good mice it's still a good mouse yeah I have I've purchased so many of those
mice it's like not even funny and then I bought like with your own money yeah I
might have to take like $150 per person on these guys take a shit on your
employee yeah people yeah I cared about you to keep I give a shit about my my
employees I'm not he doesn't care about me you're not his employee no you're not
don't lie to you so wait you see I am his boss is my like my counterpart oh
yes but the on the other side yes of the schedule of the week yes so yeah I've
bought like good gifts I buy everyone computer mice because I will die on the
hill that like trying to work on a trackpad is not as good as having a
mouse oh and like the logic d305 is so cheap and the battery lasts for fucking
they don't provide mice for people who work there no no they don't they just
give you a computer yeah really yes huh I like having both I like having a
trackpad for like different gestures that I like to do at work sometimes I
mean for me personally like I keep my laptop on my desk like all the way over
to my right the only so I have like a separate keyboard and it's like one of
my split keyboards the only thing that I don't have on the keyboard and this is
kind of an oversight and I might have it I just don't know it yet is an equal
sign which working in Excel a lot is actually kind of a problem yeah it's a
real problem yes so I kind of a problem I don't make formulas I have to go over
and hit equals on my like to do that or I just don't write a lot of formulas
there's that okay I do a lot of like pivot table manipulation and then like
so I just don't do a lot of V lookups or anything but yeah it's a great keyboard
it just doesn't have an equal sign or if it does I don't know what it is I just
need to layer so most people just work off their laptop yes damn most people
have like their laptop in the center and then like extra monitors on the side I
have shitty monitor less shitty larger monitor laptop yeah yeah and then my own
my own keyboard which is split so no one no one ever fucking uses it so it stays
my lab my work laptop is only used for the internals I plug it in at home or at
work shut it and like move it off to the side make sense because I have keyboard
mouse all the things I need yeah are they the same at both places no my work
gives me like bats like cheapy Dell stuff like I typical corporate like okay
so we have a setup at home that I like we have some very shitty stuff they give
us it's like but I just won't use it like I have a wireless mouse that I
bring the dongle stays in my laptop 100% and then I just like charge the mouse
like every few weeks whenever I move it I turn it off like I'm in the really good
habit of like oh I'm not using it boom turn it off in the pocket and then I
just walk wherever and then take it out turn it back on use it I should do that
it keeps it alive but I thought about getting another because I just had like
a cheap key cron keyboard that I kind of like because it's cheap and I know yeah
but I've debated getting one just to have it work but I don't there was
people were stealing shit for a while well yeah if you don't go there every
day yeah I'm not there every single day is it your desk at work yes it is my
desk is it in an office or is it like yeah no it's in an office so like the
door closes no no no no I mean it's in like a cubicle area okay but there was a
problem a while back where people were getting shit stolen all the time they
weren't going you weren't going in a lot maybe maybe maybe but people like
stealing monitors and shit that's wild okay like you company owned monitors you
saw that I did not want to bring anything that I owned in there where they
get stolen or just like I guess you wouldn't know I don't know it might have
just been like repurposed for whatever well like oh hey this person hasn't been
here for three weeks I need I need that wasn't that it wasn't that oh like
legit legit taken I don't know if it was taken home but it was taken from the
area by people who don't belong there yeah mm-hmm unfortunate so that's why I
don't want to like buy shit and keep it at work if I would like leave my phone
charger plugged in on my desk and it got stolen twice hmm so now I like lock it
up in my drawer that's that's wild I don't have that problem in our warehouse
which is we don't have it anymore really but we had it for a while and now I'm
paranoid now I don't want to leave shit out no it's fair like it's a pretty
reasonable and it's not a problem until you realize it's a problem yeah so my
keyboard is weird enough that people just don't touch it in fact they very
specifically will push it out of the way to like not have to deal with this
someone shares your desk it's not that anybody shares my desk it's just it's
it's a desk that I sit at consistently and it I'm not there for like half the
week so but if some if you're not there someone else is using it yeah I have no
problems with that and even if I came in and someone was saying they're like oh
cool and I would just go somewhere else like I'm not assigned no it's unassigned
seating and I they will die on that hill that you can be more mobile and change
around and be more flexible yes because I mean Terry but we'll have some words
on this there was like this one guy that he would work at midnight and then
Terry would work at 8 o'clock whenever Terry would come in he would sit at the
same desk as this midnight guy but the midnight guy would be like out on the
floor doing shit and he would come back to the office around like 10 o'clock
roughly speaking and then he would just flip a bitch at Terry does Terry take
it over yes and you know this other guy kind of a piece of shit go he can go
fuck himself but he would always make this big deal like it was my desk like I
always sit here and then I would tell him did he have his computer there and
everything it's a laptop it moves like we have docs at every one of our desks
right but did he have his shit set up there and then leave to go out to the
floor he had personal items not his work items like he would have his hair gel
and like a snack and then like of his backpack at that desk and then Terry
would sit down and then but his computer wasn't there and that's the universal
sign of I'm taking here I see is the computer
I was saying how you used to like always get in a fight with them every day
because you would come in and sit at his desk it's not his desk it's my foot he
has personal items there I don't give a shit if your shits there don't what he
just said the universal sign is if if I was sitting at a desk right here and I
got up left it's free game it's not a that's my desk because my shit is on it
but he was still at work on his shift yeah he didn't have his work stuff he
was on the floor actively working he was he he had his like he left a banana
an apple and like he left a banana and a drink hey by the way drink water your
thing was fine thank you for let me know fucking asshole you know I would have
been on how I would not shit well just cuz he was still on his shift and was
expecting like I'd come back and eat my apple on my food here no no he left it
there no weeks specifically to deter people to make people just plant
something there to make it sound like someone's sitting there so no okay in
other words he didn't leave his shit there for the day and the only thing was
like like he had his jacket on the chair and I like I just picked it up I like
grabbed it and I just put it off to the side over here just moved it so I wasn't
on his shit new did you know he liked that desk I didn't know he sat there
until that day where he goes I need that I need that desk I'm like it's my desk
I'm like oh okay he's like meanwhile there's like four other like yeah
rounding yeah and I'm just like okay he's like yeah I'm gonna be back in like
10 15 minutes I was like okay I'm probably still gonna be here but there's
other things you can sit at and then you got mad I like my work tried to do that
for like a small test case where people just like come in and like picks and
something that's open I don't know that I'd like that I like having like my
space that I can like have my stuff oh yeah no it's it's great that way yeah I
don't think anybody likes a having to go into the office and then be to find a
random new still yeah having like shared communal spaces random phone call I was
on the shitter yeah what did say that was a work related thing oh it's about
heat shields what about them they just called oh wait no wait you're the point
of contact no shit all right or were you freaking out like you were about to get
you should have answered or something this has been an annoyance for a while
now of like these people have taken forever to install these things you might
notice for what for the sun block out the the Sun in the summer from you know
heating up the van it's insulation you know how it's winter now oh that's how
long they've taken wait it's not insulating the inside yeah with like
spray foam insulation shit no it's like a it's like a think of like a space
space blanket but like thicker oh because right now they they're completely
just like cargo bare metal yeah okay yeah and that's a problem yeah how how
has this not happened like how has it not happened yet how have they not fixed
this issue didn't tell now wouldn't you think that that was a one fix they don't
come from the factory like this from the factory that's just bare no why
why why would you why would Mercedes why would anybody put in the time to put in
this hyper specific thing when some people care about it and some people
don't but if you're buying a lot of them you could say I want the option that
comes insulated they just don't offer the option oh yeah and so the company
has been lazy about getting it implemented and everyone complains that
it's too hot or too cold the contractor that installs them has been dropping the
ball for months now like the the contractors that we used to deliver they
don't give a shit they're like this is just like all right whatever it doesn't
make a big deal this is this is what they say I'm not gonna say they just want
to be more energy efficient my it's not even that it's just I don't know what
the logical reason this is I'm gonna say what they said but I'm gonna bleep out
some things it says hi this is beep with beep beep beep we are gonna be coming
down to the station this evening to install some lots lots of vans if you
can give me a call back at just wanted to check on your on a DSP your location
blank blank blank blank blank I listen to it but they just want to come in when
you're gonna be there yeah do you got to like get him in there and work with just
gonna make all I do is go here's your things and your credentials to be in
here if you need any no speaking it's not even like he has to do anything it's
just if there is something that goes wrong like they need to use the restroom
or they can't find a DSP it would be Terry I just usually what I do is just
give them a map over there at yeah that's kind of a big one as well there's
like a thousand parking space I just give them a map and say this is the
general location where they are oh like where to go for different vehicles or
deep different DSPs yeah I just say this is where they're at you know I explain
hey that's that's them that's literally them should I answer yeah go for it
don't put on speaker I'll meet you we shouldn't talk no that's how I fucking
rolled you I like it I have very wishy washy friends Terry included no I would
never go anywhere if I wasn't doing this or if somebody wasn't doing this I just
want to know when I when Mike but if I go with like my brother or my sister-in-law
she does this so like I do this when I'm planning it I'm not how do you do how
would you do it otherwise most people don't make a spreadsheet about it but I
have we have like five different flights because we're going a bunch of so I like
to I have to keep track of what I've done or not paid for I get it most people
are shoot from the hip go with the flow do you think Zotec's a good brand yes I
do this so that one the trip starts I can go with the flow because I don't
have to deal or think about like other shit I get it yeah I'm on board I'm
about it yeah and we have like things we absolutely wanted to do and so it has to
be like very regimented otherwise we're gonna like miss getting to the next spot
make sense yeah a lot of my friends not so not so well planned out not so
thorough fuck yeah I've been going to you kind of like doing it anyway I've
been going to a lot of concerts recently and part of that has been just like
coordinating the group to a spot and then like figuring out like what time to
be there and what time to do stuff and I'm like watching all of my other
friends do the planning for it and it's like such a problem because one of them
he bought the tickets like months ago this is like six months ago he purchased
the tickets and we didn't get information about like where it is when
it is when we're being there and when we're gonna be over it was just like in
Seattle and it wasn't until three days before that we got plans but he knew the
whole time I don't know I'm not sure he just kept waiting to ask and then
another time it was like last weekend we were trying to figure out like to go to
lunch before the concert and the friend did not make plans or reservations for
it until like less than 24 hours in advance so like he went to make
reservations and then they they he was the last person to make this so we had
to like go there and you know talk to them beforehand and say like hey we're a
group of like eight I know you can only make reservations of six but we sit
together and like oh yeah no problem but I just had to go up and ask because he
was being a little pussy about it oh I hate friends that are like that yeah
call them dude thank you what did we do like three different times we've called
Huntsville and Huntsville NASA place and the Kennedy Space Center live on stream
yeah like the it wasn't working and or they didn't have the information that
you're just calm said hey tell me the fucking deal yeah the other guy his name
is Caleb he's a boss ass bitch mm-hmm I'm with you it's like if it requires a
phone call just call make the fucking phone call yeah I I used to be afraid to
call people but now I'm like out but you're an adult yes I did grow up it was
crazy yeah but when I call like scared of calling people we went to I know
that's why you always say call him and then I call them yeah we went to a din
typhoon and fun fact dim typhoon they their website is DTF calm which is
fucking great down to fuck yeah like I don't know how they landed that kind of
funny but have you been there just the once I've been there a couple times I
had been there actually I think I've been there like four or five times I've
been there twice but everyone else university over there yeah yeah it's a
it's in the mall yes I've been there many times cool cool so we went there and
no one there a knew how to order B knew anything about the menu so I was like
they just kept asking me questions like guys just look over the thing just tell
me what you want I'll fucking mark down a checklist and then we'll oh they
didn't realize that what's bit it's off rounds so it's like three rounds you can
do three rounds yeah so you just get like a sheet of paper with everything
on it and then you just write like the number next to what I've gone we just
did it all at once yeah yeah no that's that's what it is yes there's there's
per round so you could do another round if you want to you don't have to do
the another round but like if you want like like for instance like a Xiaolong
bow you you want you on the first column you write like I want three of them you
just write three yeah we just always like ordered it all at once and then
just ate it all is a big like thing yeah that's what everybody does but they had
it they didn't know how to do that they didn't understand the concept of us
being the ones writing it so oh they were they got caught hung up on the fact
that like the person taking the order would normally come and write down your
order yes and there was even after seeing the sheet on the table with like
the thing yes so it was just a matter of like figuring it all out and I
you know I called them beforehand to like try to say the thing like hey we
have a bunch of groups we have like three reservations and then like oh it was
automated and it was like reservations and then like we don't take a phone
call reservations hang up like it was just automated to that well which I
thought was kind of funny but I was like I don't take reservations at all there
they do not over the phone you have to go online to the website or in person
interesting yep so I had always just gone well you can walk in yeah I know
that's what I've always done sometimes where it's like hella busy right and
make or if you know you've got a bigger group at a busy time especially we had
eight people especially on a Saturday Saturday like 1230 right yeah and then
after we went to go see trans-siberian Orchestra great show oh cool yeah I
fucking love that I'm there's been a lot of people who have said that too and
they don't know who they are so they're there thanks it seems like people from
this area get it but like other states do not which is a little odd it's probably
because they don't go there I don't know yeah you do yeah I could never do that
I'd have to like map it out know what time I'm going just get the thing
reserved early like like when I when I know what time we're leaving yeah where
we're gonna meet when I go on vacation with Mike it's like it's not every
everything's like the T but it's just like but it's set up so that we can do
that yeah but like it's like we need to do this at this time so like I know
there's one day where we have to be at
Kennedy Space Center by like nine o'clock so we'll probably be there like
845 but like when we were in Texas it was all like laid out like this but then
once we were there it was like oh you want to do that sure we'll do that sure
like just like walking around yeah I don't do well with like freeform stuff so
having at least a plan and just an idea of like where to go we have we had a
general plan but like when we were in San Antonio it was kind of just like
let's like just walk around and see where we want to eat which was kind of
cool too yeah then we just asked we just yes
local River Rock fucking slaps yeah it's rocks awesome it's so cool I love it so
much we didn't we did eat on the River Rock don't we multiple places you got we
went to a hotel for breakfast which was pretty good because they had a really
good someone suggested it yeah like it's really good and then we went to for
dinner that night we went to fuck I don't remember I was the night we went
to the Emma hotel for dinner no that was the next night that was the night when
we were leaving San Antonio that was the night we had that hotel breakfast
well then what did we have for breakfast when we got to the hotel the first night
we flew in late and had water burger on the way there yep that's in the Walmart
parking lot still good what a burger is thank we went because we wanted it so we
flew in late went to water burger who's are hungry and then ate it in the
Walmart parking lot because we had to go in and buy a little cable to plug our
phone into the rental car yeah because they only had USB a we bought like water
so we just had USB C plugs and then we bought water and stuff like that too
yeah and then the next day it was just like the last day because we weren't
there with her for one day you're only there yeah made that breakfast we had
the breakfast then we went to we ate at that like Italian place at the bar and
had like that pizza that was the same was that were there two days I don't
fucking remember we were there for two days because we went to the Alamo oh
right yeah yeah yeah we were there for two hours most fucking cool because we
went to water burger small but it's cool yes we went to water burger got in and
then we had I don't think we had breakfast that morning we did we had it
at the Alamo yeah we went to that other hotel thing whoops bro that one was
$65 oh but anyway we should actually like look at cool place actually because I
that's one thing I haven't looked at for this one is like cool place to eat do
you know cool places to eat in Huntsville Alabama watching this feel
Alabama Washington DC or like DC on the coast in Florida DC Mike in DC you can
just literally look up anything you want and then you can find it DC is pretty
popular it's a large city um I don't know anything about Huntsville I've
never been to Huntsville barbecue nah probably yeah maybe and then in Florida
the only thing I can think of is probably like some fried chicken places
but that's like very specific we're mainly gonna be on like like by Cape
Anveril on the coast yeah I've never been to that part of Florida I've got at
least one spot I know about but only one spot because I haven't been out there
that much yeah it's almost like it's the exact opposite corner of the country
yeah so we had water burger on the 18th what a burger whatever water burger I
like calling it water burger and then the 18th Wada
how do I know this the 19th we had breakfast at the hotel that's what I
said yep and that was the day we went to the Alamo looking you down to the date
no is it cuz yeah it was your food yeah I took pictures yeah we had that
breakfast at the hotel went back to our hotel got our shit oh we had the the the
Italian place in the same day after we were done with Alamo it for lunch yeah
it was like one and then we kind of walked around and shit and then
eventually no we drove around we drove around went to Publix not Publix Lululemon
no what's the name of the grocery store HB HB and then we drove and then we went
to Hotel Emma and then we went to Lupe Tortilla well we were we were rather
Lululemon store I just took a picture of this oh yeah and then we had a photo
I'm a friend and then we drove up to show my picture of our Emma food here's
my fried chicken and biscuits this place was fucking banging show my did you take
a picture of mine cuz it's too dim squares what did the biscuits fire did
you take a picture of mine so that's Neil guy antelope so fucking good okay so
fucking mean micro pretty drunk no see all right did I didn't I asked you do
you want to drive to Austin that's like and then I was like now I'm good yeah I
was going to but then he's like no I was good
Terry over here only cares about food like oh my goodness but that's why it's
good cuz he'll like pick out some cool places to go no I guess I don't know
he's never suggested good food places for me it's just generally speaking I
don't know you didn't you don't ever suggest food places to go anywhere
because you don't go anywhere what do you want okay I've got this this drill
I'm going to Japan oh I care about the stuff the 7-eleven I don't know well you
don't know any places in Japan all I know is that Brad went to Brad was there
for like months and then he went to 7-eleven and he got food there and it's
actually really good food yeah I suggested a 7-eleven I guess where he
went almost every day a 7-eleven yeah we would get breakfast there and then
traverse into the city and have a nice lunch so don't know anything about Japan
but I know they have really good food anywhere you go you're gonna get good
food yeah there was only like a couple things that were bad there there you go
I didn't get to try what else what else are you going to Louisiana yeah I'm
going to Baton Rouge Louisiana get like fucking Cajun jambalaya crazy like
spicy ass shrimps and shit like that crawfish boil crawfish boil actually if
you really want to if you really want to know places to go ask Mason Mason who
doesn't work at the warehouse anymore that sucks but you should ask him I
actually have him in a group chat with Brandon and Jessica then ask Mason I
think he's from there okay you guys need to ask people you work with for
Huntsville Washington DC I could definitely you found like people that
gave recommendations last time I can yes didn't add did she give us one oh she
gave us El Cholo she gave us a troll I can't remember I'm supposed to say her
name she recommended us you don't want to play you didn't want to play a voice on here she
also she also gave us Hotel Emma no that was somebody else that was from her from
someone else oh right but it didn't originate from her correct right but
El Cholo did yes right I remember just the original one yes yeah do you did you
hear my El Cholo story no you want to hear it yeah yeah hit me with it so here
let me say I think I took a picture of it Terry Terry Terry it's actually a
Terry a Queen Elizabeth and what I'm gonna tell the story I'm gonna tell
there is no picture of it well there's I have a picture of your food oh yeah but
that's not the story the food that's all carry to start with the food so we're in
California keep yeah we're driving around LA this will be the last thing
El Cholo the original El Cholo in Koreatown no it's a Chinatown Chinatown
Chinatown it's like a super famous old as fuck Mexican restaurant in LA mm-hmm
Chinatown correct it's very strange okay all right and it's like family run still
it was it was it's back it's was there in like the 19 early 1900s yeah yeah
1920s but anyway so originated there Terry got a recommendation from a
co-worker or a person he knows and I wonder who yeah me too and we went there
and it was I have the picture and we it was great food great drinks like great
atmosphere from the food show me and then what did I get I got chili con carne
yeah this is what Mike got this is like they're one of their most original meals
they had started the restaurant way and each meal on the menu tells you what
year it was introduced to the restaurant interesting and mine was like on the
first year so chili chili con carne like a super dark spicy rich sauce with the
meat in the bowl there okay um I got Sonora enchiladas so that's what went
in my body I got that this is what I got Sonora enchiladas that looks more
interesting the first one looks incredibly basic I'm sorry yeah okay
delicious just making sure I'm not like missing something here I just wanted to
get it because it was one of the original meals so it's cool yeah it
tells you like the original alright so anyways that day we're like doing shit
and going around we go back to the house no sleep because will you let him tell
the story thank you I don't we did shit that day I don't yes and then we went
back to the house and slept and then we wake up to do more shit the next day
going back into LA and that second day after we had the Mexican we went to go
on a Queen Elizabeth Queen Elizabeth the boat in Long Beach what's it called
Queen Elizabeth I have no idea but Queen Mary there's a big mess it was like the
Titanic like it was the next day yes Queen Mary because we went to yeah holy
shit details are not important I am not gonna fact check you don't need to tell
me the exact so the day after the Mexican we're going to the boat tour it
looks like an old book the Titanic it's docked in Long Beach and this whole
time I'm like I haven't had a big bowel movement today and I'm like starting to
feel it and I'm like I know this is gonna be a problem because we're like
driving around and it's gonna be a violent one because you know I can tell
so we get to Queen Mary and there's like a public restroom that we use beforehand
and I finally get a stall where I can take a bowel movement and I do and I'm
like oh thank God but in my head I thought this ain't it we didn't it didn't
all happen so we get out of the bathroom we buy our tickets and we're on the tour
of the Queen Mary we're going up there and then right before the tour is about
to start like immediately I feel it in my body and it's like we got a like well I
got it I need to go before the tour otherwise I'm not gonna make it so I'm
like I'm like and this is right when Terry's about to go get drinks no no no
this is no no no this is yeah we need to go find drinks and I was like oh I need
to go to the bathroom like I do too and then I walked down and I find a bathroom
oh right is like a side haul and the bathroom is like on the boat is so tiny
and janky old it's like people were shorter back then imagine yeah no no no
there was like one urinal here and like a urinal here that close together imagine
and then the stall was like from here to the end of your back imagine but tiny
half this room and there was no fan in the bathroom half this room was the
bathroom cool and it's three urinals all right close to close and then there is a
no fan toilet no fan by the grace one stall by the grace of God the stall was
being evacuated as I was coming in so it was available for me because if it was
not available we would have problems you just grab the urinal Terry so I go in
first and I'm about to take a shit and Terry is going to pee in one of the
urinals and what I'm peeing right next to the last part as the urinal on the
right which is the closest one to the stall and what Terry heard well he'll
remember for the rest of his life no fan no noise or evacuation of the smell and
it was just like it was just like liquid but like the darkest you've ever seen
and when I saw the bowl the bowl of the toilet was just the darkest brown black
you've ever seen and it was just like everywhere and the picture of that that
soupy black dark meat sauce that was it coming out that was the toilet all right
all right just well the funny the funny thing about it is when he gets he gets
into the bad there was no like shitting and then a little bit more shitting it
was like as soon as it started it went to completion and I was when I was done
it was over and it was like the thing was the thing was it's like he started
and I'm sitting next to him and he starts going and you hear what he
described which is like a start and he goes it just goes to town and I'm like
I'm like I gotta finish up I know it's gonna fucking stink I know it's gonna
stink and then like I I'm done and I'm starting and I start washing my hands
and then fucking the sink sucks because the the sensor is like all janky and
shit and I'm like and I start go go I'm like oh no it was the most rank shit
ever I was like I gotta get out of here and then I got out of there and then
someone else walked in someone else straight up walked in right after yeah
it was pretty good but it was like a fast one it was like well I got it then
I went to get a drink at the bar and then I texted you I was like do you want
to drink at the bar like yeah I finished the majority of my time was like wiping
I just wanted to make sure we weren't gonna have a problem later yeah you don't
want to rash I understand yeah that's ever since I saw what was in the bowl I
was like we got to be thorough ever since Terry got the meat the bidet I have
been very on it about like wiping clean my asshole because it's just not the
same now that I'm blasting my ass with water all right show title blasting my
ass with water all right let's wrap it up yeah actually okay hey thanks for
having me anytime anytime anytime we're on a day that you can come you're
welcome any Saturday blasting my ass with water
that's not the show title after this I'm gonna go home and play a split gate to
I saw that I got an alpha key I saw it I saw it all right shout out to you shout
out to me shout out to Drew let's get this bitch