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We're back we're back we're busy and Terry's got gaping holes in his mouth. I got gapers
That's a title right there. I got gapers gaping holes in his mouth. What are those things called like air Airbnb?
We're trying to book our our trip folks being B. It's a it's a other apps
Other I forgot what there's like a house sharing like other house sharing apps. Yeah, I just don't know what they're called
Just search how sharing a barb. That's what I call. It's called. It's called a fuck me in the ass
Is that I don't think that's totally unreasonable. What do you guys think is?
$129
Excessive for like dude cleaning fee on a three-night Airbnb. Wait, I don't think it's like there's four
So there's another called Verbo
VRBO okay, so I'm gonna go to Cocoa Beach again
Okay, because hear me out it could be a tiny bit cheaper because it's a competitor and trying to gain market share correct
And it could be the person that's that same house that we're trying to but also fucking it also on that same fucking site
Terry you're a fucking they're the man right now
I'm fucking where is it? Don't tell people Terry, you know, I just want to say though
Like this is the price right here Terry
Basically, it's gonna be that yeah probably
But I do have I do you do have or you do believe I do believe I do have options
You do believe you have I do
Um
Minimum of two beds. Hello
Is that an appropriate show title what gaping holes in your mouth I mean that's
Mouth hole mouth holes mouth holes. That's it right there mouth holes mouth holes
Dude I really wish you know, I would say like some of these these are trap. Okay, Verbo verbose
dodo
There's a reason they don't have a market share
well, it's like this one Verbo is like saying like
Wait, Terry tonight. These people are super hosts. That's why I say
Show title which makes me super super hosts. They're a
Highly rated ho they have ABC fine wine and spirits man. We can fucking rip
And they have to check a box going home
Exceptional check and experience go to rip Ron John surf thing. This home is six minutes to the beach
Okay, that's fine. Okay, so I have an idea here
Hey look, Terry look look look look look
This this mount to the air mart, so that's how long it'll be on the commute that morning. Yeah, okay
I have an idea fast Wi-Fi and safe neighborhood
Terry has an idea. I think we should get this one
Pets allowed that's good back. No, we should not that one. I
Mean this is basically what we need. That's what we it's what we want driveway is as well as street parking available
No, we don't need street parking and closed patio with lights and a fan
Dude I'm fucking a genius man. Are you still looking at Oh cleanliness is a high cleanliness. This is good
Okay, that's it. Are you still looking for other hotels? They have a washer and a dryer we can do our laundry
Oh, they don't have the carbon monoxide line more screwed. We're gonna die. I'll bring it. I'll bring one
Where you'll sleep. I want to see the patio
We're nerding out over Airbnb's folks. Terry's booking them and I'm looking at them. Dude. Okay, Terry's booking and I'm looking
That's show title booking and looking I'm on a fire. Wait, where the fuck are we like a booking and looking?
Okay, here we go
Can you please explain in words what you're doing so the people know so you're not just sitting there going? Oh, yeah
Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, I'm like explaining words so people understand because I'm explaining the pictures
You got excited looking at being being
These for one day close by
Just you know, maybe
For one day for one one night. Do you want to like check in and out of a bunch of them?
Well, if it's cheaper, I
Don't want to move around
That's fine. Doesn't that make sense spend more time actually doing fun stuff. Yeah
Yeah, this is the patio. That's the patio. It's an enclosed patio. Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey
Isn't that cool? My string lights
Talk to me talk to me goose talk to me
Okay, talk to me for one night
How much did we say for a one nighter?
Well, this is 180 a night. No, no, no for like the other nights
The other days the other days that we're staying in shit. Oh a regular price. Yeah. Yeah, just yeah go to that
one night in
135 150 something like that. Okay, I
Can get a B&B for
It's a one bedroom, but it's okay. I can sleep on a couch
I will I will sleep on a couch is for you. I don't want you to I want to stay here
No, I get that we're in a different state right now. We're in we're in Arlington
Oh
Well, you're done you've already locked this in I'm cool with that you locked it I'm locked in I'm way past that now
I thought you were still looking at other places here. No, no, no, you want to stay at these places everywhere
It's possible. I see
I
Think about it, but Terry keep in mind actually that's really trash keep in mind $39 for fucking
I think keep in mind Terry the other places are going to be in and out so it might make more sense to just be at
A hotel that makes for a quicker check process. I just might in my head. I just realized that
It says 119 a night. Yeah, but
also, there's a
Cleaning fee correct for
$39 correct, so it just becomes more so I
This is a better idea for a longer stay for a longer stay, correct
We when we go on vacations, correct from here on out, correct if we stay over
More than one day three days then we go to these we do airbnbs. Yeah, we're fucking stupid
We're not stupid because we were coming from the standpoint of like the one-nighters
That's why we're focusing on the one-nighters
That's why we're focused on hotels because hear me out the reason why I say we're stupid
Again, yeah, it's because when we went to the f1 race in Austin. Why don't we just get into b&b?
Well, first of all, I guarantee you they would have been insane also probably so and probably booked up
So
There's that all right, I say
This is what you do. I say we do hotels for the one-nighters and then we do this place
Okay, this is what we do
Here's the question though. Yeah
For the Orlando night, what do we do there?
We should still be in Orlando, right? No, we just stay there
No, you misunderstand. I have an idea
Because
Shut the fuck never mind this day we fly in late
We're gonna want to be at a place right by there
That's fine
Because that same day we're gonna check out early of that little hotel
Yeah, do shit in that area before we drive out to the coast. So this whole trip is gonna cost us around
2400 dollars roughly 25
No, if you take the the 188 away, it's like 180 a night. You said 180
You are just such a stickler for money. I do love money
You're a sticker for monies and you can't do math
Stickler for monies so 2500 dollars for this fucking trip
That's a lot of endo
But it's like a once-in-a-lifetime astronaut
Experience this is the ultimate tour for like nasa if you're trying to do it. Yeah
Yeah, you do know that i'm doing this with or without you. Oh, are you?
Yeah, you know, I just helped you. Do you remember that when I told you about this? I said hey terry
Yeah, i'm gonna do this and you were like, hey i'll come too and i'm like, okay
But I want you to understand something you should have a I will be going
If you and and i'm very happy you want to join but i'm just saying like i'm going no matter what
So I just want you to know I just want I just wanted to go because I think you need a friend
I do but I could also be fine. I don't want to be I don't want you to be by yourself
You might get raped and I don't want you to get raped. There's a higher chance that happens with you
There's a higher success rate if you're by yourself, you might know it's a higher chance if you're there
Oh, yeah, that's 100%
Yeah, and it would be acceptable
Okay
Do you want to drive or me?
Uh, I don't care. I'm fine. I'm down. Ooh, you should drive
Uh, okay
I'm down then you're responsible for anything that happens just so you know
Then i'll drive I don't mind i'm just saying that's what that means though terry
I don't want to be responsible for it means if anything happens you're financially responsible
I don't want to I don't want to be a part of that. So i'll drive. Yeah, you're a good driver
Okay
I just want to make sure you understand the consequences of what it means. Oh, yeah, I understand the concept of
It
I just don't really feel like doing it
driving
Uh, I kind of like just chilling to be honest
Wait, I have a question. Do you what do you want to go through like budget?
That is budget. All right, cool. It's already done. It's not booked, but that's what I did. I have I have things
Were we picking it up?
Uh, lorlando mco mco
Yeah mco
Pick up and drop off
Oh fuck was I supposed to start with the supermax song? Uh, it's okay. We can do it later. Okay. I'll queue it up
Max, uh, by the way, everybody spoiler if you don't watch f1, uh max one is fourth title
Max the crowd that's that's when you play
I don't have it yet. That's when you play it. I don't have you a little late on it
But that's when you play it. When do we pick up the car the saturday? Yeah
Friday friday friday and then drop it off tuesday. We drop it off off tuesday
And it'll pick it up late at night like 9 pm and drop it off at noon. Yeah, so wait
What time do we pick it up? 99 pm 9 pm and drop it off on like noon. Yep
Okay, and then
Uh
Supermax supermax brother. All right max max max supermax
Max
Oh fuck
I don't that's not good. What if I don't have that
I don't have that
What does it want it wants my it wants me to do a one-time password to my uh, uh work email and I'm like
To get the discount rates. Yeah, terry we can work this all out later
You fucking hope you fucking hope
That was good. You fucking hope we have a plan. That's the important part. Do you want to do electric?
No, I looked at that. I I very quickly rejected the electric section
I had that same thought it because it had electric at the top. Yeah, it did didn't it
I think when you look for uh rental cars now, it prompts you to have electric at the top
Is it the same price for electric?
No, we're not doing an electric car
I don't want to have to deal with some fucking bullshit charging
This is this is uh, this uh, I am not gonna sit at a charging station on my fucking vacation
For any length of time
I think they do it because like
I think if I ever go to like somewhere like for business, i'm never gonna do i'm gonna do electric one time
I'm never gonna see how trash is. What i'm gonna do is just romp on it
And just hurt myself
Have you heard that what's that?
It's all about the game. No, how you play it that is
I ain't never gonna stop
Yeah, you know, I'll do it. I have another one. Let me show you let me show you actually
I have a I have one I want to send you here you go. Here you go. Here you go
I fucking hate shorts
Here you go. You hate everything about life. Here you go
The big red machine william montgomery
You know this guy william montgomery, uh, I wasn't able to come up with any men
No, this says catchphrase right here ready thing, but I thought I would just read some of these fortune cookies just uh
This week biden said half the women in his administration are women
That seems high have you seen any of those fucking hags holy shit little words of the wife
I
Went through probably 50. How'd you get them wrapped back a little slower? I swear. I can't understand you. I swear
I got it. It don't matter
I I do have one thing to say
Yeah, and it's all about the respect of the craft and the art. These are two people you need to know
So backing up saying who the fuck are you?
I took that as disrespect not not disrespect. Don't worry about that
Respect you need to know the people that came up before you and that's great. Here it is
So I want I want I want okay, okay
I didn't I didn't take a are you mad? No, I fucking loved it. Okay
I want to thank you for bringing it up. Thank you. I apologize. I do it to everyone here comes
So maybe I didn't say that for like the last
But I never go to stuff
I never gonna never gonna stop
You keep you were saying that for like I didn't know it's gonna be the fucking end
No, I'm never gonna stop. Here we go. Here's the comment. So maybe I need to stop. Yeah
But I never go to stop
You finally found like
Oh, I had to stop I had to stop
Nobody's gonna fucking tell me to stop
Nobody's gonna fucking tell me to stop that I can't get enough of it
I ain't never gonna stop kidding. I had to stop my life was falling apart
And i'm not gonna stop
And you sure as shit aren't stopping me i'm not gonna fucking stop
Oh, I have a folder for you so i'm gonna share it to you a folder
Yeah, yeah people are you done looking at shit? Yeah, i'm i'm completely what was the did you figure out your last?
Thing I completely zoned out the rental car. You've got it. You figured it out. Uh
Here's the thing it's gonna ding ding. There you go
Well, you know you can trade this on keith
You can share files on keith yeah, but I can airdrop it to you since you're right try sharing them on keith
I want to see if it works or how well it works. Oh, okay. All right
Because it's actually meant to be a good file share. Okay, go fuck myself. Okay, go fuck yourself
Did you did you get it the rental car no, did you stop?
Yeah, I ain't never gonna stop
Wait, is this you can't send a whole file the fuck
You can't send a whole file
Oh, is it not letting you
I have an idea
Actually, my idea is not that great
I ain't never gonna stop
Fucking click
Click
Oh my god lord have mercy on my soul
Jesus terry
Whoa, whoa can't send this
Oh that was trash do you want to try it again
Dude mike hear me out. Okay, that works too. There is another fucking mic right next to you
That you could use to do things like that. You know i'm saying like hear me out
Look at that easy simple you're stupid
Wait let me see that other bottle
You know why you know why it's so hard
Wait hold on ready
Cool you know why it's so hard you're so cool. It's because you're left-handed
Wait, I just did
I see your can I see your holes?
No, you can't are they on the bottom
Or the top they're on the bottom because your top one's already out correct
So your new holes are on the bottom. Yeah, my new hole
I got holes for you on the bottom. It won't let me share the big ass file
Oh, did you just send payments?
Yeah, it won't let me send the biggest file, okay, that's fine attach a file
Why is it like is it these terry? Uh videos? Yeah, okay
We haven't done terry shitty videos in a while
um
Can I just highlight all of all three of them and open them or no just one by one?
What should I play first? I want to play the car one first. You can play I think that one's
I don't play the song. I don't play the song. The left one is the one you want to play first
Because that one's uh
I don't put a song because oh, this is the song the left one is song. They're both songs. This one's mexico though
This is a recap of me. Oh, we haven't done in a while. We haven't done in
This is a mexico gp by uh, uh scott something
And scott
Taylor
I wonder who's gonna really replace?
Dude yuki give yuki a fucking shot
His name has been thrown in his name is in the ring now in the running now
Yeah, this is if they don't replace paris next year. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. This is uh interlagos
Because yeah, because there was a two-week hiatus and this is interlagos
Yeah, because there's a two week hiatus and this is interlagos.
I
I like the fact that Liam Lawson was in the background during the Paris
interview. during that one. Besides the fight with him all the time
Because he was like fighting him all time yeah, and then flipped him off the week before and Mexico in his home race
Yeah, what a fucking savage to do that in Mexico was like fuck this thing. This is what the internet was created for yep
It's only 11 seconds
I hate you so much sometimes it took me a minute, but I do is funny
You know for a minute there, I wasn't sure what was going on because like oh, this is just a some of a down
Yeah, and I was like oh, that's cool. I haven't heard them in a long time, and I was like this is nice, and then this happened
What is it like a squirrel or a rabbit?
Chipmunk or something it might be just a rat
I don't know what it is. I don't know hole, but it's fucking funny though
That's chop suey that's chop no that's chop suey
I was thinking of Ariel's
Ariel's
Ariel's in the sky
Something something I will shoot you in the eye
That's not how it goes, but I haven't listened to that in a long time
Ariel's is a really good song
System of a down
System of a down is fucking they're good
They're good
So we have a plan
Yeah, we have a plan
Imagine they announce a rocket
Terry, listen to me
Imagine they announce like a launch
Just the days we're at the beach and we're like tell me about it
Just like get to watch it from the beach in our house at our house
Yeah at our house
It's not our house
Terry let me look at it
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Wouldn't that be cool
Yeah dude that would be fucking hot
It would be hot
You know what else is hot?
Feeling the heat
Dude that was that was you know I'm very upset that
Nicole
Yeah, Nicole really fucked that up for us
I didn't weren't the heat passes sold out though for that one
We were just going to go see it at a random location
Yeah, I think it was
I think it was like
Sold out
That package the feeling package
Mm-hmm
Yeah, I was
There were like two back-to-back though a couple days ago
So there's a chance that they just like have one
Like a random Falcon 9 launch
Fucking night
That was awkward and awful and weird
You know what else is weird?
You ever like
Did you ever sorry to bring this up
It's actually a more
Normal thing and for you know
I'm just gonna get to the point here
In school
You know you know how like sometimes we just magically just
Randomly get a magic boner
Okay you're gonna have to start from the top and what
You know how like you know like all your hormones when you're young
When you're like in middle school and high school
Yeah like right when your hormones are going off from like middle school
Random bonus get random bonus because you can't control yourself
Yeah, you can't control your boners
I could imagine that happened to me as a kid
Okay, so I'm at what did you do like like you're being the middle of class
You know to be honest I do not remember at all okay so like say you're in the middle of class and you just got a random magic boner
And you had to stand up and then
No, you're just sitting down like you don't want it to be like poking out your pants
I wouldn't do anything if I was sitting down because you'd be hiding on your desk
I don't do something if I had to stand up or like the classes ending then I tuck it in my fucking waist belt
Okay there you go
That's why I'm sitting down
But if I'm sitting down it's hidden under the desk
But if you got up you would what?
I would like I would adjust
You would put it in your waistband
I would move it to the most appropriate position to hide it
Waistband
If that was the appropriate position yes
Waistband
Sure yeah yeah alright cool we're on the same boat
I magically like the other day I got just randomly got a boner
You get random boners?
Sometimes
It means my hormones are still good
Jesus Christ
That's a good show title random boners
No it's not
Magical sticks
Magic sticks?
Magic sticks ooh that's a good one
There's only this one still on the calendar
Magic sticks is good
Magic sticks?
Magic sticks
Wait look wasn't this the one that would look like a peepee?
The blue origin rocket with the big head on it?
Yeah the porpoise head
Magic sticks?
Magic sticks or magic stick
Magic stick?
Yeah like that
Anyways
That's an awkward that's a weird thing to happen
Yeah it was kind of
In your advanced age
Eh it's alright
Were you at work?
No I just like I was like lazy like roaming around just just like magically got a boner
At home?
Yeah I was just like whoa what's going on here?
Alright well let's walk us through your fucking your dental procedure I want to hear about it
Oh okay
From start to finish
Oh okay
Um hey good job
Shout out to me
Shout out to you
Okay so I got my wisdom teeth pulled out last Tuesday which aired episode 140
I don't remember the name
But you should go and download it
And then while you're on a podcasting 2.9 you should stream a set
Race under the racing under the stars
That's what it was called
And yeah you should uh uh stream a set
We're still working on a donation fees
Just kidding
Um anyways
You got two out of your four pulled the other day?
Yes I got
How was it?
The lower the lower quadrant of my mouth
The lower two quadrants?
Yes uh wisdom teeth
Do you understand why I said the lower two quadrants?
Yes because they're quadrants
Because quadrants means one fourth
Yeah yep gotcha
So two quadrants would be a half
Yeah yeah yeah that's why you're supposed to uh
Science bitch
That's why you're supposed to
Yeah Mr. White
Yeah science
That's why you're supposed to brush your uh
Each quadrant for 30 seconds
That's why you have to brush for two minutes
Fuck that noise
Anyways
So uh
That was inappropriate
What?
That fucking loud ass noise
I didn't hear it
It was a loud ass noise to your uh dryer probably going
Mehhh
Oh you heard the beep yeah
I heard the beep
Um so
I got teeth number 17 and 32 pulled
Wow I didn't know they were that number
Those are your bottom wisdom teeth
I don't know what your top ones are
But I'm pretty sure it's not 32
And it's not 17
16 and 31
Could be
Go on
I don't know how it works
I don't know how counting works
So you get in there
Sit down
They shoot you up full of numbing shit
Nope
This is what happens
I get there
You have to have a
The nurse the hygienist walks in
She's super hot you get a raging boner
Yep and I put it in my waistband
Exactly what happened
Uh no so
I get called back
I get to this
This chair
And it looks like I'm about to like
You know
Go in for surgery
Which is literally what happened
It's kind of what wisdom teeth coming out is
Um so the lady comes up
The lady grabs me
Especially when they're not protruding
It's basically surgery kind of
Pretty much they weren't protruding
Which is what mine were too not protruding
They weren't protruding
They were just worried about like
Bacteria build up that could potentially happen
Um but anyways
So they grab me
They walk me back there
They grab me
They walk me back there
They ask me what I'm there for
And I'm like
Uh to get my wisdom teeth pulled
Number 30
Or like they were just checking that everything was on the other end
They're checking that
You were in the right mind
I was the right person
Oh
To do this procedure on
That's
I bet that's a thing that's happened before
They do it for the wrong people
Yeah so
I was being very sarcastic
I was like
I'm Terry and I'm here for this
Please don't do something else
They're like what's your name
I'm like uh Terry
What's your last name
I'm not gonna say it
Beep
And then they're like
What's your date of birth
Also not gonna say it
Um
What are you here for
And then what are you here for
I was like uh
My wisdom teeth getting pulled
And like
Are you sure about that
I was like
Yeah number 17 and 32
How did you know the numbers
Uh
I didn't know that one
Yeah
They were just
They were
Um
They told you ahead of time
They told me like four or five times
Oh
Well I got a consultation the week beforehand
About it
And then you like immediately
They're like
These gotta go
They're like
Well
So how this all started
Went to the dentist
Got my
I got a deep cleaning
On my teeth
And then the doctor
A deep cleaning
Yeah a deep cleaning
A normal cleaning
Well I had to do two sessions
Yeah
You nasty
Well I haven't gone for like six years
And my teeth were fine
Um
Uh
They
The
The dentist
The head honcho
Said that
Like I have my wisdom teeth back there
But they asked me if there was any pain
I was like no
And he's like
I'm just worried about these
You know
Uh
Like pocket
That can create bacteria
And then it can also affect your heart
Which
Take care of your teeth
It'll also take care of your heart
Um
Just saying
Okay
PSA
Um
That's a good show to
Take care of your teeth
Take care of your heart
Too long
Cool that
Too long
Gotcha
Um
And then
Um
Anyways
So he just says
We're going
I'm going to send you into
I'm going to send you a referral
And
Now one said he wanted those removed
And then I said
And then I got to the place
And then
He sent you a referral to who?
Like an endonontist or something?
It's like an OMS
Okay
It's like
Ortho
Oral
Surgeon
Something something else
Okay
Um
And then they're like
Yeah usually when they send you here
They want those fucking things out
I was like
Oh okay we're doing that way
Did they agree?
Oh yeah they agreed
They didn't really agree
They were just like
Yeah I'm just going to rip your teeth out
I don't give a fuck
I get paid for this shit
He's like
It's probably a good idea
She's like
I don't care one way or the other
She's like
She's basically like
If your dentist recommends it
I'm going to do it
Yeah pretty much
17 and 32 out
I was like
This is really fascinating
And then she's like
Yep alright
So you
Were you like
Is there any
Any reason I shouldn't do it?
Or you just said okay?
Yeah I just said okay
I don't give a fuck
Okay
You weren't like
What are the positives and negatives?
I was just straight up
Let me weigh my options
Pull them out
Okay
And she's like
Okay
Uh
She's like
Since your teeth are kind of coming in at an angle
There might be some
Uh
You could
So there's a nerve that is underneath your lip
Like right where your
If you're a male
Like where your
Uh
Soul patch is
On your chin
Okay
Right underneath your lip
So uh
Ladies if you
Uh
Know what a soul patch is
I'm not trying to mansplain here
But just the first soul patch on a man
And then it's like right there
Anyways
In all people?
Not just men?
Just not
Yeah in all human beings
Okay
All people?
All people
But it runs along this line
Okay
And it's your nerves to your teeth
Okay
And one of my teeth were
A couple
A couple of wisdom teeth were close to that nerve
And they were worried about if they extracted it
It might cause nerve damage
Permanent nerve damage
Okay
And she's like
She
She used the word I think
You'll be okay?
It won't cause any prolonged nerve damage
It's like
Hmm
Not 100% sure
Very strong words to say that just in case if something goes wrong here
If thankfully nothing went wrong
I have feeling so I'm perfectly fine
Do you have to like go back in for a follow up or something?
No
Okay
Only if I have like
Start bleeding
Issues
Yeah
Or so
What the fuck
So she's like come on back and we'll rip her out
Yeah she's like okay
She's
She's the one who did it?
Yeah
But like you went back to her office
I went back to her office
Not the dentist
You know what I'm trying to remember my wisdom teeth
So all
All the wisdom teeth that I have
I want to say my main dentist did my wisdom teeth
All the wisdom teeth that I had
Yeah
Two of them were under novocaine and just
They just ripped them out
The top ones?
Yep
Top two
So what'd they do in the bottom?
Made me pass the fuck out
You thought it was going to be novocaine though?
No
I didn't think it was going to be novocaine
Once they said they were kind of fucked up
Well when
They were under the gum line
So there was no like
Mine were under the gum line
I just had novocaine
Well my top two were protruding out
Oh
So they had to
Just like
I went for a cleaning and they're like
Your wisdom teeth is in
Do you want us to just yank it out
Or do you want to schedule like
To go under I was like
Shoot me up daddy
Oh
That kind of deal
Okay
But anyways
They went over the item
Not itemized but they went over like
We're going to bill your insurance
X amount of money
You have to pay this X amount of money
I was like
Hmm okay a lot
It's like 300 bucks
That's not that bad
No
My insurance covers like 90% of oral surgeries
So it's like cool
I was like
They're like are you okay with this
I was like
Yeah sure why not
And they're like okay see you later
What schedule are you
What are you good for
I was like
I don't know what's the earliest you got
They're like
Next week Tuesday
I was like
Sign me up daddy
They're like okay
See you on Tuesday
I was like alright sweet
Sign me up
So the night before
You can't eat eight hours prior to it
Because you're not only
You only get knocked out for like an hour
Is it in the morning
It was in the morning
So you just eat dinner and then go to bed
And you're good
That's what I did
That was the last good meal
Just no breakfast though
Fuck you can't do shit
You can't even drink
I drink water
Right
But
You were hungry huh
Oh dude that was fucking
I'm still hungry
Right because you can't eat anything
Do you know how much weight I've lost
Just like chew in the front
With like a bunch of eggs and shit
Like you've been doing
I just smash
I like runny eggs a little bit
So like runny
So you basically swallow it
So I just basically push it
At the top of my roof of my mouth
And jam it around in there
And then swallow it
Yeah
Avocados same thing
Oh nice avocados
Lots of fat
Yeah
So trying to keep myself fat
It's not working by the way
Okay
I
I lost weight
I weighed 175
Now I weigh like 170
I lost 5 pounds
Because I've been eating milkshakes, smoothies, eggs
So you go in
So anyway back to the story
On Tuesday
I go in
They sit down in the chair
They sit
I go into the room
They ask me who I am
I give them all my information
They tell me it's like
So I'm standing there
And she's like
She's like take a seat
I'm like
So I sit down on this bed
And she's like all the way
I was like
God we were really pushing it
And they're like
They were just like
They wanted to go
Oh
They wanted to get me going
They're here to get shit done
They want me in and out
Right
They're here to make money
They're fucking
They're like
They're here to make money
They're like cooks
They want you in and out
They want to make money
Right
And so I was like
Okay cool
So I lay down
And then she's like
I know that
I was told that sometimes when you
I told them sometimes when I come out of anesthesia
I get nauseous
Me too
So I might throw up
And they're like
No no
I don't get nauseous
I get lightheaded and like passed out sometimes
I just get nauseous
Okay
So I just
And then I pass out
Yeah I pass out
Or I get lightheaded
I never pass out
But I get lightheaded
And I have to like sit down
And drink some juice
Otherwise I would pass out
So I'm just more
My nose is very sensitive
It smells after
So that makes me want to throw up
So then she's like
Okay if
What we're going to do is
This is like a different type of anesthesia
Mask?
No
They put air in my nose
And the nose?
Does it smell like bubble gum?
It smelled like plastic
Oh
Cause it's not even any flavor though
Cause it's in a plastic tube
But there's not even any
No fuck no
Good flavors
No no
Or smells
No
If you looked at it like
They'd always say like
It's bubble gum
It's strawberry
No
This wasn't like that
Just tasteless and smellless
Yep it was just blowing air in my nose
And then you just passed out
And then
Oh
So like
Did they give you an IV?
So they gave
Do you see this?
This fucking dude missed
Oh
But wait
Oh
It's an IV drug
It's an IV
Oh
It's not
What's the nose for?
Just air?
So I can breathe
Oh
Because they're putting the medicine in your body
Yeah
Oh
So
They don't do the like laughing gas on the mouth anymore?
No
She sits me down
And she's like
I'm going to put this over here
And we're going to put this on your nose
And I was like
Okay cool
She's like
You're going to breathe on your own
I was like
Oh this is my assistant
Did you get a ride?
Yeah I had to
Okay good
They tell you
So they did get a ride
I remember that
The person can't leave the premise
Right
So I got a ride
And so
And she's like
This guy's
This guy's my assistant
His name's Peter
And I was like
What's up Peter?
And he's just like
I was like
Alright cool
You're a cool man
And then he's like
Alright this is what's going to happen
I'm going to
Like I'm going to
Jab you with this needle
He's going to jab you
I'm going to
Light pinch
Fucking misses
I didn't know he missed
Because I have a wicked ass fucking bruise
Yeah
And last time I got an IV
Actually last time I got shit drawn
Out of my fucking skin
Perfect
You got fat veins?
Yeah
Like you can't miss it
Yeah
So he misses
Didn't know
While he's doing that
So they hook you up to a little IV thing too
So
In there you can
So he inserts
Like a screws on
Where my
The knockout juice is
And some people are cool about it
When they knock you out
And they go
Alright you're going to be gone
In like less than 10 seconds
It's like try to count to 10
And I really wanted that
I really wanted to
Count back from 10
And I really wanted to beat my record
Which was like 3
Okay
I've never been knocked out with that shit
Oh it's
It's wild
It's wild because
You have no control over it
Well they have to get
So there's certain milligrams that they have to do
Based on your weight
And how long you want to get knocked out for
Right
Because they want you to wake up after
Yeah
Because that
Because I believe how they induce comas
I'm not sure about this
I'm not a medical science person
Is this the same shit
By just cranking it up
They just crank it up
And they just knock you out
So they beat you too much
And they still
They still don't know how it works
It's all just kind of a guess
Like scientists
Medical doctors, scientists
Wait so if it didn't get in your vein
Did it knock you out
Oh yeah
It was in my body
Okay
Somehow it got into
I don't know if you missed
How long does it knock you out for
Like an hour
I was knocked out for like an hour
Or two
Because they got to go
Or an hour or two
Because that's how long they got to work on it
Or
Well they were
I was
They were saying that the procedure was
Probably pretty
Not
They're like it's going to take us
15, 20 minutes
And you're going to be knocked out for 45
So you just
They're done pretty quick
But then you just
You just slowly wake up after overtime
Yep
So
They
Injected me with the juice
The knockout juice
Yeah
I really wanted them to say
He didn't do it though
I really wanted her to say
Like this is the guy that's going to knock your ass out
And then I'm like
Oh damn this is going to be fun
And then so
And then right after that
After he injected me
He got like the
You know how like sometimes when you
You know how you have the can air
You know when you turn it upside down
Like it's cold
He sprayed some cold shit right there
And I don't know what the fuck he did
He's like it's going to be cold
I'm like okay
And he just sprayed me
And I was like I don't know what the fuck just happened
Maybe to numb it a little bit or
I don't know
Before he
That was before he jabbed you
That was after he jabbed me
I don't know
To reduce blood flow so it doesn't come out
They put a
Heart monitor stuff on my chest and stuff
And then
And then I was like all right cool
And then
It's a big deal man
And then after that
All I'd have for me when I got my wisdom teeth pulled
All four at one time
And then just shined with Novacaine and went
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
None of this shit
Heart monitor
And then so after that
After all that
That was like
Five minutes getting into the seat
Gone
You don't remember?
Nope
You just remember waking up?
I remember waking up
No, no, no
This is what I remember
I remember getting to the car
On the way out
And being helped up
Into the car
And they're like
There's a step right here
You're pretty fucked up still
Oh dude, I was gone
I don't even remember anything
So did you have to like lay
Just like lay down for the rest of the day basically
Yeah
Because you feel fucked up
Yeah
So
When do you like start to feel like normal again?
I felt
Like a couple hours or
It was like an all day thing
Like it's like my whole face was numb
And like it was
Do they also numb you?
Yeah
Oh, they knock you out and they numb you
And so like it was
My whole face was numb
And so I would just go
It was going from
Slowly coming back
Right, right
Slowly back
And I was like
Oh, okay, cool
That means they started on that side
And we worked our way over
I guess so
Yeah
And then
So I don't remember anything
But did the like the fucked up feeling
Of being out pass pretty quick?
Or were you still pretty woozy
I was still woozy
I just fell asleep
So
Damn
I was getting to the car
Getting in
To the car
And leaving
I passed out
Don't remember how I got
There
Got home
Was getting help inside
I remember that a little bit
Don't remember anything after that
And you just kind of
And I was laying down
Did you like just go to bed?
Yeah
Did you eat anything that day?
Uh-uh
So you slept throughout the night?
Well I woke up
I woke up
And then I was like
Oh, where the fuck am I?
And then I was like
Oh, okay
I know where I'm at
And then I kind of was just like
Icing my left and right
But do you like eat anything that entire day basically?
No
I had some water afterwards
But then it was tough
I think I had
No, no, no
I think I had a little bit of a smoothie
I was trying to eat
But I was like I can't
Because I'm like
Fucked up
Super weak
So you basically didn't really eat until the next morning?
Yeah
Damn
There is a video
Show me
But I don't want to play it on air
Well you can play it on air
Yeah, that's fine
Do you have to be worried about the audio only?
Is there anything in the audio you don't want played?
Well I just don't want
Because this person is the one that picked me up
I figured
Yeah
So
But you just have to make sure the audio is okay, right?
Because that's the only thing people can hear on the show
Yeah
I don't know if like their voice is heard
That's fine
Oh, I see
I see
Yeah
Kind of trying to make it
Hold on
You just want to
Yeah
Yeah pause it
That was tremendous
That video was tremendous
I think I could play it
I can probably just
It's fine
I like how you were trying to grab the blanket that was under you
What on top
We already watched it, you don't have to play it
I think I should give the fans the benefit of that
So I'm going to send it to their keed
So I do think it's funny
That's like the every compilation I've ever seen of those things on YouTube when they're
like
So I'm going to play the video and then I'll give you some context
I'm going to pull up like compilations of these scenarios
That's fine
After this
That's fine
But yeah, pull it up, play it, and I'll give you some context of things I don't remember
in what was said
You don't remember what was said, okay
I'm happy that made you laugh
It's a little bit of a long one
Of course
There is some weird sounds I make
What would you call it?
Dentist
Wisdom teeth pole
Wisdom teeth compilation
Wisdom teeth aftermath
No don't do that
Wisdom teeth funny, removable funny
No
What's the word anesthesia?
Yeah coming out of anesthesia
Dentist
Anesthesia
I don't know how to spell this
Anesthesia
Are you going to play the video or what?
Compilation
Relax
Sorry folks
Yeah dental anesthesia fails
Oh fail army has one
Yeah that's good yeah
I'll play it
Oh they're fucking great
It's not loading
What?
I mean it takes a minute
File loading is queued and will automatically show when loading is complete
It's only 21 megs
This is a beta product Harry
Yeah you're right
You gotta like be patient
I'll just do it a different way
You gotta like be respectful of the people
Authorize
Here I'll just send it to you
I'm just gonna air drop it to you
You can have that you can have it forever
I don't want it forever
Did you get it?
I think so
I've never seen someone struggle to hit a button that's hella big
Here it is
Alright this is
You sure I can play this?
Yeah it's fine
Turtle
No one's really playing this
That's fine no one's really gonna know
Just like the struggle of getting you ready for sleeping
So what's happening is that I'm getting help getting my jacket off while I'm laying down
Can I just say
That
I make a grunting noise
The helper is doing a terrible job
Film me with one hand
That's fine
What I would have done is
Oh you can see my belly right there
What I would have done is I would have set up a tripod so I could make it more you know
Cause it's trying to multitask
She was trying not to record me cause she thinks it's inappropriate
You were in a vulnerable position
Yeah I was in a vulnerable position
So she was just saying like
Then why'd you do it?
I told her to do it
Oh
But she's like
Oh you were like you gotta do it
I said do it
But then she's like I feel like you'd be in a very vulnerable position
Right
I was like probably
That's why it's funny
Yeah
So she's trying to help me
Also her dog is trying to help me
You got a bandaid
I don't know what I saw
Oh I got a bandaid
That's what you said
I didn't catch it the first time
You're like I got a bandaid
Cause you're looking down at your arm right now
Yeah
You got a bandaid
You were like I said it
Oh by the way my mouth is full of gauze
Right
I don't remember that
I don't remember any of this
Your reaction right here
You're just like what?
No no what you did was you reached and you were like touching it
You were touching the blanket
She answered the question
What'd you say?
Hi television
Yeah
So imagine that
But while I was being helped
It's so much better cause I know you
And the ones I've seen that are like on the internet are hilarious on their own
Imagine okay so imagine
Oh god
That
You're all bandaid and like
Like hello television
Imagine that
But apparently while I was getting help down to the car
I was saying like oh this nurse is so nice
Shit like that
Yeah
Well of course
And like
She was probably nice
I don't know
And then like
I was saying a lot of stuff like in it
But I don't remember anything
I don't remember saying a lot of things
I've watched so many of these
And so it's so amazing to see someone I know go through it
Cause like shit like this
I used to watch all the time
I feel good
I got no pair
I can't feel my toes
Look at this
Like that's you
That's basically fucking you
I did my wisdom teeth surgery myself
Oh here we go Terry wisdom teeth
I'm hair is gray so I don't need no anesthesia
I don't need no help
She's trying to tell me what to do but I'm the surgeon
I'm going to touch over here
Let me know if anything hurts
Just try to keep your tongue back a little
Wait wait wait wait
She's just like licking her
Let me know if anything hurts
Just try to keep your tongue back a little
That's 100% staged
He was a doctor and he was fake and he really keeps stuff
He killed people
I don't know how he did it
Have you seen chicken breast?
I like this guy
You know what I'm going to do?
He broke his arm playing baseball or something so that's why he's in his uniform
I shouldn't have made that dive and play
I should have
What did he say?
This ain't worth it
I should have just stuck my finger up and said bang
Put that down
I should have been the guy who played
You know what I'm going to do?
I shouldn't have made that dive and play
I should have
This ain't worth it
I should have just stuck my finger up and said bang
Put that down
What?
Don't say any bad words
No bad words?
No, there's people online
There's people
There's people people
This is drugs kids, please stay off of them
P-E-O-P to the L to the E
People
You gotta laugh
Why are you so funny man?
Nothing
You're still laughing at me, I'm not a clown
Go to the circus for that
Watch your mouth
Oh, sorry
How do I wake up?
You are awake
You're waking up
Oh my god
Where? Where am I?
Look at my face, you're an ally
You're an ally
You're not my parents
Go away, no one likes you
This is like
No, no
Aww
Is that fellow?
What honey?
That's that fellow
That fellow
My favorite
Okay, it's okay
Hold on
Let's wipe it off, that's disgusting
Uh, what the fuck?
Ew, what?
That looks like the phone from my horse
Yeah, you come
You come more coming out like your mouth
Oh god, I'm becoming a vampire
Oh my god
That's the same guy
I'm so hungry
You wanna drink a Sprite?
What?
I wanna drink a Sprite
They say he's hungry
Oh my god, what did they put in my mouth?
My mouth tastes like cat shit
It's not funny, April
It tastes like cat shit
Hello?
She's holding up an ice vector head
Hello?
Who is this?
Your mom?
Hi
Mom?
No, no, it's not me
Maybe it's Amber
Here
I used to watch this all the time
So your video just reminded me of this shit
So when I said people still don't understand the significance of anesthesia
The mechanism is unknown
They're just kind of guessing when they put the quantity in they put
Well, you can kill someone
Yeah
Which is why they have people who are specifically trained to know
Yeah
The radical based on your body weight
I think that's how it is
But I can try to look
So the conclusion to this when I wrote this in is
While the significant process has been made in understanding anesthesia
Much remains to be discovered
Ongoing research aims to uncover the erratic mechanism underlying anesthesia actions
Ultimately leading to improved anesthesia protocols and being better patient outcomes
So they still don't understand it
They understand what it is
Like it knocks people out
It works
But it's still kind of a trial and error thing
In terms of finding the right amount
It's been used for a hundred and eighty years
Different types of anesthesia?
Despite the
No, not like modern general
Anesthesia has been used for over a hundred and eighty years yet scientists still lack a complete understanding of how it works
I don't think it's been that long
When was anesthesia found?
A hundred and eighty years?
Yeah
Created
1840?
1846
Really?
Ancient civilizations that are expected to use anesthesia like substance can be tracked back to ancient
Sumeria modern day
Sumeria modern day Iraq
In 1300 BC
They didn't have anesthesia in 1840 like in America
Howe Tao, 280
Modern day anesthesia is 1846
Modern day?
Modern anesthesia to this day
So they would inject people with nilvacaine in 1846?
The first public demonstration of modern anesthesia was conducted by William T.G. Morton and surgeon John Collins Warren
At Massachusetts General Hospital on August, no October 16th, 1846
So they were just starting to like even figure it out
Like start trying it out
They used the Dithol ether
Diethyl ether?
Yeah, sorry
Volatile
So it was like janky basically
They were fucking around
They were hella fucking around back then
Yeah, so
But they still don't know how it works
They know the general mechanism but they don't fully understand everything yet
Side effects, let's look at side effects
I know all about that, tell me about it
Side effects
Side effects of anesthesia
Hilarious videos
Hilarious internet videos
So nausea, vomiting, sore throat
Nausea for me is always the big one
It's called post operative delirium
Confusion with regaining consciousness after surgery is common
So that's what we all went through
Muscle aches, itching, chills, shivers
Is this you Terry? I've got all this
Is this the nice nurse Terry?
Sit down on the hill
Tell grandma all these wonderful stories on the way home
I got wheelchared out
You got wheelchared out?
Yeah, so I didn't have to walk
This would have been you basically
Fumbling downstairs
Guys have a great day
Thank you
I like how we like this is what happens
Like this is what they do to you
They never did this to me
This is what they did to me brother
I walked out on my own two feet like with no help basically
I just had a numb mouth
But I guess I was younger, I was like a kid
Or I was like in my teens probably
When mine came out so maybe it's easier when you're younger
You don't feel sick do you?
Uh uh
Okay good
How many eyes do I have?
It's so many
Three?
One eye
And one eye
Oh
What do you want me to do?
Do you need to turn into the drugstore first?
No let's just get him home
Do I need to buckle up?
Huh?
Do I need to buckle up?
You need to buckle up?
Oh god
Okay hold on we don't want to
I'm gonna die
I don't feel this good
He's just saying obvious things
Yeah
He hit Seth
Not with Hannah
Hannah's a crazy driver huh?
He's crazy
Hahaha
I think it's just the people are really honest
Yeah
They just tell you what they really think
It's like a
Truth serum
Yeah it could be
That's what it is
Maybe that's what it is
Maybe we're all being used for uh
Well no because like with your video
You have no filter
Oh thanks for reminding me
You have no filter
You just were looking down and like the first thing that popped in your head was
Hey that's a bandaid
And you were like
I got a bandaid
Yeah
You just said what you thought
Thanks for reminding me
What?
I need to
I need to um
Go on my 23andMe and delete it
Okay
What does that have to do with your video?
Uh we were just talking
You were just talking about like
For some reason you state
You're like stating the obvious and shit like that
I don't know why it's like
Did this to me
How did that trigger this?
Um
I don't know
The reason why I'm
Well it just
The reason why I'm doing it is because
You should do it
I'm going to
The reason why I'm doing it is because
Um
You sold all your data to China?
They're about to be sold
So I don't want any of them to fucking
Deleting my data
All you can do is request they delete your data
You can't guarantee they're deleting it
Oh yeah 100%
Just FYI
But at least I can try to
They're about to be sold to who?
They're thinking it might be sold to some like
Chinese company
Yeah there it is
So they're like
They're telling people
Oh they sent you a notice saying
Hey if you want to do like update your thing
Do it now or whatever
They're like if you don't want your shit
To be
Sold
It's like you can delete your data and
Change your consent at any time
Yeah okay
Uh
Why are you deleting this?
Because
You
Lied
About to be sold to China
You lied to me
I know these seatbelts are terrible
Oh seriously
Okay hold on
Wait you got it in the wrong one
Oh
There's the right one
There we go
There's the right one
Yeah
It's wrong
Thanks Sam
You want me to hold your head up for you?
What happened?
You don't remember what happened?
This is child abuse
To film this is insane
Uh
You got your wisdom teeth out
I'm not smart anymore
I'm sorry
Yeah you're still smart
You didn't touch your brain
Should I go to school?
Yeah you can go to school
But my wisdom is gone
Your wisdom is not gone
It's just teeth
Oh I got rid of it
It's just teeth
This is stupid
They didn't do
You're such a hater
Well it's like it's not as funny
Like it's funny when you first start it
But once it keeps going over and over again
Like
She's just asking them
Like certain questions
Oh wait
I have an account
Alright alright alright
What's up my toy
I'm like this
In all four kinds
You'll be alright
Do what?
I don't need to go
You'll be alright
Wait
This is a
So it's twins who both got their wisdom teeth out on the same day
Oh that's not good
I thought they were going to do like a one gets them out and then they compare or something
That's what I thought
Yeah
Yeah I feel like I was a lot closer to like a younger kid age
Yeah I was
I got mine out later in life
I can't remember when but I know I was like probably in my lower teens I think
Yeah
Or something along those lines
I should have gotten them out earlier when I got all my other wisdom teeth pulled out
So I don't have to deal with this right now
Yeah when they did the top ones yeah
Typically I think they do them at the same time
Or around the same time
Wow it's really taking forever
I don't know
Cook it
It's in beta
Few details
Oh cool
Can you click it?
I did
What'd it do?
Nothing
What'd it do?
Nothing
No I didn't do anything
Damn
21 megabytes
I think so it's still in beta
I wonder
Some stuff doesn't quite work
Hold on hold on
Just try it again
I think I have an idea
I think I know why it's not working
Why?
It's because maybe I accidentally closed Keat
And it's sending it via Keat
Yes you have to have it open Terry
Yeah
Because it's sharing the data
Now try it
You fart?
No
You might have to resend it though
Or like something
Clear cache
Oh wait what does clear cache do?
Don't do that
Oh I did it and it's going to load now
Oh okay
Loading video it'll be available shortly
Clear cache
Yes clear cache
File loading is key
It will automatically show when loading is complete
Oh fuck
Loading video is still being
Okay file loading queue is queued
So now
Alright cool
That's fucking amazing
It's beta software
It's a beta
I still can't get it to make
It'll ding to me and make the Keat noise when you text me
But it doesn't give me notice
For real?
So it gives me
Let me show you
Show me what you got
It gives me these notifications
And it'll ding if my ringer is on
But it doesn't give me the one
Mine doesn't do it either
Okay so that's a little bit annoying
Yeah mine doesn't do that either
Oh it doesn't
Send me something
Yeah because that I really would like to have
It's on my phone let's see
Watch it play on my phone
No it's not going to work
Hello are you Anna? I'm Kelly
There you go
I just said yo
Yeah
Just got a random text from someone that says
Do you know about pig butchering?
What's that?
Pig butchering
I don't know
Do you know about pig butchering?
What's that?
That's what that is
It's called pig butchering
What does that mean?
Pig butchering?
That's what that
It's a scam
It's called pig butchering
When they do that like say
Hey it's just
I'm Jane
Who are you?
Or like I know you
Hold on
I'm Anna
Is this Kelly?
I'm Terry
Don't respond to that
Phone
Oh my god
Yeah see
I don't see anything
Here this is pig butchering
This is pig butchering
So the other day I was contacted by a woman named Lisa Lilly
Who told me on tele
It's a not a real person who contacts you and says
Hey I'm this person
Oh yeah
That's what it's called
I said hello
I was like hi
And she said nice to meet you
That's on whatsapp
And you?
I said do I know you from somewhere?
And she says I saw you in my nearby suggestion
So I'm talking
Now she says she's from Los Angeles, California
But was in Utah for business last week
And that's how she got my number
And then she says this must be our fate meeting
Well how exciting
They ask me what she does for work
And she tells me she's a diversified investor
And a lead analyst for cryptocurrencies
And basically it's pig butchering is what it's called
But it's a way
Obviously you shouldn't be interacting with people
Who text you like this
But if you do play along
What you'll find is it's basically a scam
To get you interested in
Oh cryptocurrency or this or that
And then you end up sending the money
That's the whole scam
The funny thing about it is
It's called pig butchering
The funny thing about it is I do know someone
That is named Anna
So they got me good
Lucky guess
Here you go John Oliver
Pig butchering scams
Seriously?
Who?
Who is responsible for this?
Yeah it must be pretty disappointing
To order a full sized tree
And get whatever that is
She must have felt like HBO did
Yes don't worry
There are no pigs harmed in this
Pig butchering scam
Although if the words do make you squeamish
It's worth noting that there is a process
Through which pigs are harmed every day
It's actually how we get bacon, pork and other products
It's called pig butchering
And it's exactly what it sounds like
But the name makes a little more sense
Do you respond to these requests?
No that was the first time I ever responded
Also after I responded
I reported it and blocked it
Right
I don't get much
Many text messages
From random numbers like that
But I also try not to put my phone number out
It makes sense
You're kind of smart
You never heard that term before pig butchering?
No it was the first time I ever heard it
You should listen to No Agenda
You'll learn a lot of shit about the world
You will diversify your knowledge
Yeah I would
I was texting James
The new Coed & Cambria
Single came out for the new album
Wanna play it?
Well it's not out yet
Yeah, it's out on title.
So it's out.
Well, not the album, just like an EP.
The single's out.
The single, yeah.
That's what I said.
Yeah, yeah.
How they used to do it, like, co-heated in Cambria did it,
was they would do one a day.
One song a day?
Like one song a week leading up to the release of the whole
album.
One song a week?
Yeah.
Until the album was all out?
They did that with one of their albums, I believe.
But I was talking, I don't know.
Why you guys still rock hard about co-heating in Cambria?
Is that your favorite band of all time?
It is my favorite band of all time, yes.
I love them.
Yeah?
Yeah, they're good.
So it's like a big deal?
Yeah.
It's a good song.
I think it's a good song.
Have you heard it before?
I listened to it a couple of times.
The new one?
Yeah.
They have a song.
I still listen to them.
They have a song that I don't know the name of.
Welcome Home, Suffering?
I don't know.
Probably one of those.
The Popular Ones.
Running Free?
Feathers?
Welcome Home.
It's like their most known song.
Oh, I know this one.
Is this it, though?
Wait until the end starts.
I know what this song is.
Yeah.
Do do do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do do.
That's like this one, right?
Do do do do do.
That is spurt.
Do do do do do do do do.
You have me and honey.
Hey, Odin.
They finally loaded on key.
They loaded?
Yep.
There's not a lot of lyrics.
Oh, it's coming.
You can't have been all I wanted.
You cried out.
You could have been all I wanted.
But you were the nonest.
Now back in the ground.
Are there other famous songs?
The Suffering.
I don't know that song.
You like the watch.
That's Blindside Sonny.
I don't like the screaming.
Oh, this is Favorite House Atlantic.
That's a good song.
That's one of their notable songs, too.
I feel like maybe I've only heard that Welcome Home song.
I'm not really a fan, I guess.
Another good song is.
Are there other famous ones that I might know?
No, if you don't really listen to them.
I can't think of the word.
Shit.
Can't think of that song.
It's from Vax's 2.
Beautiful Losers, good song.
Disappearing Act is pretty good.
Liars Club is pretty good.
Beautiful Loser.
Beautiful Losers.
Liars Club is good.
That's how the song starts.
I'm way down my shoulder.
What's the new one called?
Disappearing Act.
That's all he need to be?
A Disappearing Act.
You can just go to their album.
It's off Vax's 2.
What?
The album is called Vax's 2, V-A-X-I-S.
That's the new album?
That's the newest album.
Where's the new EP on?
It's on, it's right there.
On their site.
It's called, oh, it's not.
Surging for Tomorrow?
No, no, no, no.
It's right there.
It's on EPs and singles.
Yeah, it's called, yeah, Surging for Tomorrow.
That's what it's called.
OK.
My bad.
I'm staring at it.
Yeah, that's what the song is called.
This is the new one?
That's their new, yeah.
This is it?
James likes this?
He said, I like it.
The fuck is this album, right?
So that's Vax's.
Who's that?
So, pause it.
I'll give you a little bit of backstory.
I like this song.
So, Coed and Cambria is.
I just don't like the screaming as much.
It's OK.
They don't really scream.
That's the first time I've heard them scream in a while.
Coed and Cambria is a band, obviously.
But they.
Where are they from?
New Jersey.
Why?
New Jersey.
So what they're doing is they're.
Who's Praxis?
Praxis?
Is that Praxis?
Vax's.
Not Praxis.
What is Vax's?
Vax's is a child.
And that's the name of their album?
Every album that you see besides the.
Is this Vax's right here?
Yeah.
Is it like a video game?
Yeah.
So, they're playing a game.
Is this Vax's right here?
Yeah.
Is it like a video game character or something?
Huh?
This looks like a video game character.
It's not.
Coed and Cambria is telling a story.
They're not.
They're not singing to make like.
Music.
They sing to make music, obviously.
Their lyrics are a story, though.
I think if you find a Claudio Sanchez, he can explain it better than I can.
A Claudio?
Is that a key to it?
A Claudio Sanchez.
Like, behind.
How do you spell a Claudio?
Claudio?
Oh, Claudio.
Not a Claudio.
Claudio.
I just said A.
I know.
Claudio Sanchez is his name.
Explains.
Coed and Cambria, yeah.
This guy?
Let's see, in a conversation, a conversation of Coed and Cambria.
You can try.
Oh, do that one and like the two.
This one?
Yeah, because he can kind of give you a brief why.
He'll talk about what this means.
The color before the sun was a good break because before the color before the sun, the
Emory Wars was over and, you know, we were sort of at.
Is he in the band?
He's the head dude.
He's in the band.
So he's in the band.
He's the creator of the band.
But what he's telling you is that so each album is a story about this thing that he
created in his mind to escape from reality, like to escape from what he was doing in life.
Oh, like he created his own universe inside his mind.
Yeah, he made a universe.
Like the expanse, but his own thing.
Yes.
OK.
So he has comic books that he wrote that he wrote.
And each each album is based off those stories that he's telling music.
So you have the Emory Wars, which is through.
I'm looking at Emory Wars.
Coheed and Cambria.
Which album is that?
Coheed and Emory Wars?
You won't.
It's so it's can you just look at all their albums?
Yeah.
So I'll tell you what are the Emory Wars.
More albums.
So the Emory Wars consist of the year of the Black Rainbow, which is the one right there
in the middle.
It's not called the Emory Wars?
No, it's just these are a part of it.
OK.
And then second stage Turbine Blade, which is the one with the dragonfly on it and Keeping
the Secrets Silent Earth 3, which is the one at the very bottom.
And then Good Apollo Unburning Star 4, which is that one.
These are all part of that?
They're all part of Afterman, which is the Ascension and Descension is one there in the
middle.
OK.
And then Vax's Act 1, which is Unheavily Creatures, which is up.
It's that one.
Unheavily Creatures.
This is Vax's one.
Yeah.
But it doesn't say Vax's one.
I know.
Why not?
It's just called Unheavily Creatures.
But why does this say Vax's two and this one doesn't say Vax's one?
Because that's that's Vax's one and then that's Vax's two to the left.
But this one says it's Vax's two.
I get you.
Why doesn't this one say it's Vax's one?
How do you know it is, though?
Because it is.
But why not just say it?
Don't ask me, man.
I'm not an author.
So this is the guy he's explaining it?
So.
It's the end, really.
So I'll give you a little.
I thought you said he could explain it better.
He can kind of explain it.
Go.
Let him explain.
The color before the sun was a good break.
The color before the sun.
The color before the sun has nothing to do with the Amory Wars.
He said it's a good break.
Yeah.
So it's the one.
Where is it?
This one.
Yeah.
But it came out before the end of the Amory Wars.
Yeah.
It doesn't have it has nothing to do with.
It was it was a little break from the Amory Wars.
Yeah.
Got it.
Sounds kind of fucking stupid, but OK.
Because before the color before the sun, the Amory Wars was over.
And you know, we were sort of at, I guess, the end, really.
I had moved from my country home in upstate New York to a small apartment in Park Slope,
Brooklyn.
This sense of like.
Have you read the comic books?
I haven't yet.
I really want to, though.
Exposure kind of leaked into that.
How do you know about all this shit, then, if you haven't read them?
Just reading, just watching, reading stuff.
If I could hear my neighbors, I knew they could hear me.
And you know, they're going to hear me with no context.
They're going to hear a voice singing about stuff.
And I think that subconsciously spilled into the execution.
Then my wife told me that we're pregnant and none of that mattered.
No.
Your wife told you that she was pregnant.
And this sense of focus came into play.
And my love for her resonated on the record.
And you know, the prospect of fatherhood started to resonate in songs like Ghost and Atlas.
And then, you know, here we were at the top of the world.
And we find out, you know, that our country home has just been vandalized.
It's been turned into a $300,000 a month grow house operation, like completely destroyed.
It was a complete ghost family.
Like you know, after doing all of all, you know, you do all this research, this work,
like preliminary stuff.
And then maybe that's just not the one.
They don't exist.
When he was born.
This is not the one.
Probably not.
Well, here you go.
This is better.
Oh, it's like all the albums, like pretty much up until like 2015, 2018, the Emory
Wars.
Yes.
So from the beginning of the band, coheed and correct, correct.
Yes.
Okay.
Coheed and Cambria here.
I can give you just a little of a brief.
Halo's effect on Coheed and Cambria.
So Coheed and Cambria is an American progressive rock band, derives its name from a science
fiction comic book series written by frontman Claudio Sanchez titled the Emory Wars.
Initially the band members chose the name during a 1998 trip to Paris, intending to
use them as protagonists in their narrative driven albums.
However, according to Morgan Evans, a former bandmate and the friend of the band members
of inspired of Coheed and Cambria actually stems from a younger sister, Cambria Evans.
Despite this origins, the band has never publicly acknowledged Cambria Evans as the inspired
of their name.
Coheed and Cambria are two fictional people.
In the Emory Wars.
One is named Coheed.
The other name is Cambria.
In the comic book thing.
In the camp, in the comic books.
In their, Vax's, I believe, I'm not sure is their son.
Got it.
So Coheed and Cambria are a mom and a dad kind of deal.
Yeah.
Or actually, wait.
If you go to the album, the scroll down.
Is that Coheed and Cambria?
I don't know yet.
Scroll down.
That's Coheed.
Here?
Yeah.
That guy is Coheed.
So a white guy with long hair?
Sure.
So who would that, maybe that's this lady.
Maybe it's a girl.
It could be.
No, that's a man's body.
So I don't know who these people are, but.
I don't know who.
Oh, maybe this is Coheed and Cambria.
That's Coheed right there.
Could be.
And this is Cambria.
Could be.
The lady.
So you have no idea, and this is the kid right there.
Yeah, I have no idea yet.
OK, let's just listen to this video.
That's why I like them.
I had this hard time confessing myself in lyrics.
So I thought, well, maybe I should take this approach of creating fiction, taking my life
and sort of embellishing on it to the point of fantasy.
It was a way to confess myself without giving away too much.
It was a way to wear a mask.
Basically Coheed and Cambria are these sort of two characters that I created for a story
that I.
That looks like that guy.
No.
Not really.
Like I said, that's these two people right here.
Could be.
In the Unheavenly Creatures, I think.
Could be, yeah.
It looks more similar to those guys.
Put together called the Yammery Wars.
They were supposed to mirror myself and my girlfriend at the time.
As I started to get further into writing the music, it sort of started to reflect my family
and Coheed and Cambria started to resemble my mother and father.
And I saw in their son me.
The Yammery Wars is, you know, it's just a science fiction epic.
Coheed and Cambria are essentially the Adam and Eve's of the story.
It's a story about creation, basically, about the creation of our solar system and our galaxy.
That's the broad sort of thing.
But inside the family story, it's about their fall and their son's quest to avenge their
death.
Not everybody understood the idea of the concept from the beginning.
It took years for people to get behind that.
This break, it allowed me to kind of think about things.
And I found a new story inside the Yammery Wars that I think will be a lot of fun to
tell.
OK, so.
So sum it up as you understand it, the two people that are there on those albums of Vax's
and unknowingly creatures are people called Nia and Nostran who are fighting for safety
and security of their unborn child, Vax's.
So Vax's is not the son of Coheed and Cambria.
I don't know who these people are.
They could be.
Vax's is the son of these other people.
Those two right there.
So the Vax's kid is not the son of Coheed and Cambria.
I'm not.
Like I said, I don't know.
This is your favorite band.
You should know more about this, Terry.
Can someone give me a brief rundown on who Vax's is and Vax's story too?
Let's see.
Vax's is born at some point during or after his parents imprisonment in the Dark Sentencer,
which is part of that album, the Unknowingly Creatures.
No, for tomorrow.
Is Claudio Sanchez the guy singing?
Does he also play guitar?
Is he the guy?
So I never knew this about this band.
Yeah.
It's like some things that a lot of people don't understand.
I just listened to a couple of their songs.
When I listened to it, I was like, oh, I feel like they're telling a story.
And then they actually are telling a story.
So each one is telling a story.
Each band member?
About the galaxy that he created in his mind.
Each album?
Yeah.
So I'm assuming he writes the lyrics to match with the comics.
The Emory Wars is all about like, Koh-Heed and Cambria and all that stuff.
And then this Vax's one is about two parents trying to save their unborn child from, and
they're both part of this five house of the star supremacy, which is a criminal thing.
And so, yeah.
Doesn't this make you want to read the comics?
Yeah.
They make me understand it a little bit further.
But like, you got to finish reading the expands first.
I know.
I'm like 20% through the third book.
Oh, you're on three?
Hell yeah, dude.
I just got to the part where they got the crew, the camera crew.
Oh, on the Rossinante?
Yeah.
And I always feel like-
Fucking Monica?
Yeah, she's a bitch.
Monica!
Minaj!
She's a bitch.
Yeah.
But then I was like, oh yeah, I forgot about this part where the blind guy's not really
blind.
He's just a straight up cameraman the entire time.
Right.
They changed a lot of shit.
Isn't he just a walking robot camera thing?
Yeah, he's like a person that controls it.
I'm trying to remember now.
I totally forgot.
But I know it's something-
Wait, did I?
I read it this year, didn't I?
Yeah.
So I finished book nine like months ago.
Yeah.
So I was reading book three in like March.
It's been a long time, Terry.
But I think he's just like a dude that records everything.
With his like eyes.
His eyes.
He's not blind.
He just wears them because he doesn't want people to see that he's recording.
And then Amos is always like, Amos is always like, let's do something fucking shady about
this guy.
He's like a flying little camera thingies, but it's like he is the camera.
Yeah, he is the camera.
Because he always sneaks up on everybody and he goes, what the fuck are you doing?
They kind of portrayed it well in the show.
Yeah.
But to the extent that Amos is always like jumpy around him and shit.
The book kind of is like, Amos sends something that's sketchy, but the book is telling you
like, everything's fine.
He's just a blind guy.
Yeah.
But the-
Where are you at?
I just got finished the part where-
They just jumped on the ship?
On Ceres?
Wait, did they join on Ceres?
I can't remember.
They joined on Ceres to get a ride to the ring.
Correct.
Each- right now-
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody joins the-
I have three stories going on right now, which is the priest.
Is it the priest or the- not the priest.
The lady.
The lady, Anna?
Is it Anna?
Yeah, Anna of the Lava Dove.
Anna, yeah.
She is on the UN.
She's on the UN going to the ring.
They're all going out right now.
Yeah, they're all moving.
So the Rosinante is going out with the camera crew.
Yeah, they're all moving.
The UN is going out.
I think I just got to the part where-
And they're all going out right now together.
Yeah, I think I just got to the part where either the Mars ship pinged- no, it was the
behemoth pinged the Rosinante.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because the Rosinante was cruising faster.
Yeah, because they're falling out of control.
But I'm confused of who is- Ashford is on there, which I know who Ashford is.
Oh, isn't it mindfuck when they change the characters around from the show?
Yeah, because Ashford in the show is the controller of the behemoth, which he is.
In the show, Ashford is the second to drummer.
No, he's the second in command.
To drummer.
But in the book, he's the captain.
He's the captain.
Right.
And Michio Pah is the second in command.
Michio Pah?
Michio Pah.
Have you met her yet?
No, I have not.
I'm on- what's that guy?
Isn't that another dude?
Wait, you have the book, yeah?
Grab it.
The blue one.
I got the special edition, folks.
I bought for book- I've been reading them on the electronic versions because it's easier,
but I have the special editions with the fancy covers for one, two, and three.
That's a damn good looking book.
I just want you to know, I might buy all the books after I read them.
I think I'm going to buy the remaining ones, too.
I just like having the hard covers on the shelf.
That's so sexy.
Yeah, since I know-
Find the name of the guy you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm going to do.
Is it a belter on the behemoth?
Oh, wait.
This doesn't give you-
It does.
The names.
On the top?
On the e-book, it doesn't give you the names.
Go to the table of contents.
At the beginning, Terry.
Oh, yeah.
Just for the folks listening, he goes to the back.
It'll have the names.
It's a good place to start.
It'll have the names in front of the chapters.
That's Mao.
No.
Oh, who's that?
No, that's the guy that was doing the running-
Moneo.
Moneo, yeah.
He's the guy who slingshot-ed Toria and pulled himself up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the guy, Moneo.
And slid himself into the ring.
No, no, the table of contents, Terry.
I'm trying to find it.
It's at the beginning, Terry.
No, it's not.
It's either before or after the prologue.
I just went through every single page.
After the prologue.
Keep going.
This is the prologue.
Okay.
You have to go past the prologue.
God, the prologue is so long.
Hold in.
Okay.
Chapter one.
Oh, there's no table of contents?
There's no table of contents.
No, there is, Terry.
There is a table of contents.
Go back farther.
It's somewhere in here.
That's chapter one.
That was chapter one.
No, it's in the beginning.
Terry.
No, it's not.
It's at the beginning of a book.
Terry, give me the book.
Give me the fucking book.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Here.
I'm going to go with you one by one with this page, you fucking stupid Nazi.
There's no way there's no table of contents.
Okay.
Fine.
Look.
Fine.
Keep going.
You go faster, fucker.
No, no, no.
I'm going slow.
I can read.
Preface.
It should be either...
It should be here.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Prologue.
Maybe the special editions don't have it.
I don't know why.
The e-versions have it.
Huh.
Usually the table of contents is usually at the back.
No, it's not.
Yeah, you're right.
It's not at the back.
Maybe.
It's always at the beginning.
Maybe you're right.
I think it's a special edition or something.
But even then, I don't know why it's not there.
Like the stars.
I know how it ends now, like the stars.
I told you the ending, didn't I?
I already know the ending.
Oh, the series?
Yeah, you already told me.
What's the ending, Terry?
You said like...
I don't remember.
Okay.
Melba.
No, Melba is Clarissa.
Clarissa.
So that's the same from the show.
I know her.
Oh, I love this shit.
Let's do it.
Go to all the...
Ana Villavadov.
She's in the show.
I remember reading this.
Is it not at the top, Terry?
No, it doesn't say it just says...
These chapters are...
Oh, Bull.
Bull was the second incoming...
Or he was the security guy.
To Michio Pa.
Yeah.
So in the book...
Bull, I don't know who Bull is.
Yeah.
So in the show...
I just want you to know.
So like chapter five is...
Terry.
One, two, three, hold on.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Ten pages long.
When I read it on my little book, which I kind of do want to get a bigger one now, it's
20 pages.
Yeah, that's what I was on mine.
So let me tell you, Terry.
So in the show, Drummer was the captain of the behemoth, correct?
And Ashford was the second in command.
In the book, Ashford is the commander, Michio Pa is second in command, and Bull is the head
of security.
Yeah.
So Terry, keep in mind, when you think about Bull, he is Drummer.
Oh, okay.
Basically.
Yeah, okay.
So think about him like Drummer.
So I think I'm on chapter...
So basically replace him with Drummer, and that's who that is.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Come on.
Small shit was not...
I read this one.
Because I remember them...
I'm on this one.
Nope, I read this one.
This is where she kills...
Chapter 11 is where she kills the red-haired guy.
Yeah.
Well, I guess they kind of make Drummer in the show...
I'm on this one.
I'm on chapter 12.
So she just killed the...
The service guy?
Wren.
Yeah, Wren.
She killed Wren.
So Drummer in the show is kind of like Bull and Michio Pa in the book, is a mix into
Drummer in the show basically.
And then Drummer in the books...
Doesn't come until what?
Season four?
Doesn't come until like season five.
And Drummer in the book is Bull in the show.
So Drummer comes in in book five, which is when Bull comes in the show.
Do you know who Bull is in season five?
Is it that the...
He's like the technician guy?
Yeah.
When Naomi, everybody leaves.
When...
Yeah.
So they like swap roles.
I remember...
I think I do remember him.
Right.
Well, he's only in for one season anyways.
Yeah.
Yeah, that guy.
So he comes in in season five and basically him in the show is Drummer in the book.
She comes in in season five as kind of the person to hop on the rossinante when Naomi
leaves and Amos leaves and Alex leaves to Mars and all that.
So they kind of fuck it around.
Yeah.
It's confusing.
It's fucking me up.
Who the fuck is Bull?
And Michio Pa isn't really in the show, except they like turn her into one of Drummer's like
family members in like season five and six when they're on their own ships.
Oh, is that the like the person she was getting close to?
One of the girls.
I can't remember which one.
Was it the one that she was getting close to?
No.
The one that said you don't need to do this and she's like, I'm going to leave?
It's the one who ends up looking up Drummer's.
No, no, no.
Go to the fandom thing.
It's fine.
Just go to the Drummer's.
It's a drummer on the right hand side.
Drummer.
I think she had like a significant other.
I don't know.
She had multiple.
Here it is.
Michio Pa.
This is the one.
I don't know if this is Michio Pa, but they called her Michio.
Oh, yeah.
I remember her.
Yeah.
So she I don't think it was.
I think it was not her, but they're all they're all wives and husbands.
Oh, right.
This is Drummer's wife.
Right.
But it's a multiple wives things.
Right.
Oksana is their wife, too.
She's a baller in the books.
Oksana.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
But this person is not Michio Pa from the books because Michio Pa in the books is a
fucking baller.
So I think Ashford is pretty good.
Yeah.
Well, until he dies.
Yeah.
Spoilers.
But yeah, it's different.
So I'm there.
So I'm on chapter 12.
And Bobby is not at the ring in Book 3.
I shouldn't have said that.
So they haven't even brought.
I don't think I don't think she was.
Well, isn't isn't in the with Bobby, isn't she back on Mars with like trying to get a
job and shit like that, and then she finds out her nephew is dealing drugs or some shit.
Yeah.
I remember that because I know that after season two, she's kind of like wherever she's
kind of like not really doing.
I don't think she's actually at the ring in the book like she was in the show.
I don't think she's ever mentioned in the book.
In Book 3.
She might be.
I don't know.
I don't think she's mentioned in the book.
Because honestly, I only have I have three stories going on right now.
Yeah.
Which is just and she's not one of them.
I think she comes back in four or five because she's so I have Melba, which is Clarissa.
Yeah.
And then I have Holden and then I have Bull and then for technically you got Anna.
So you have four stories.
I don't think she's in it at all.
I think she comes back in four or five.
Yeah.
Maybe four, probably five for sure.
So she well in season three, they portray her as in the show because she's going back
to do like, you know, what I just said earlier.
So maybe they intermix three and four together just to speed up the timeline.
Three is the show.
Four is illus on the planet.
Same in the books.
Like three and four.
Three the book matches the show and four the book matches the show.
Does five.
Yeah.
Timeline wise, some of the stories are mixed.
What am I thinking of right now?
I have something in my head.
Four is when they go to that planet to the ring for the first time.
Yeah.
I have a movie in my head right now and I can't think.
Oh, that's what I'm thinking of right now.
I'm thinking of Foundation for some reason.
Oh, the other show.
I was thinking of like, oh, isn't there like a planet that has a bunch of water on it and
some weird people that have like some psychedelic shit?
Different thing.
I was like, like with their like their headbands or whatever.
I don't know.
They do.
Foundation is like a big book series, too.
I was trying to figure out what book series I want to read after.
I was thinking of Silo.
Silo just came out.
Season two.
Yeah.
I got to watch it.
I just watched the first episode.
It is really is it out yet?
The whole season.
Just it's one by one right now.
Only one's out so far.
Yeah.
What to now?
Two episodes only.
Yeah.
I'm going to wait till they all come out because then I can get my Apple TV for three months
free because I was a fire.
Oh, fuck.
January 5th.
I have to accept it before then.
Yes.
So I'll just accept it like next month.
Let's see what I have because I have three months free of arcade news, TV, fitness and
music offer because I bought the phone.
But I was like waiting to redo the free offer of Apple TV so I could watch all of Silo season
two.
I just I've got a butcher.
I got a pig butcher again.
Another one?
Yeah.
He's like, sorry.
Who is it?
It was some it was a different number.
So I blocked the other number.
So it was a different number this time.
What's the person saying?
They just said sorry for bothering you.
Oh, like not like I'm Anna.
Yeah, I'm Jane.
It was nice seeing you last week.
That's weird.
I do have a like oh, I was going to have a text killer.
So I don't know what's going on.
Oh, it's a block.
Yeah.
Text except from numbers you recognize.
Yeah.
I'm trying to this is the series I'm going to read next.
I don't know.
I was trying to do something.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's like three books.
I'm pretty excited about it.
I got it was recommended Nexus on good authority.
It's kind of old.
Well, I mean, it's like, OK, 2015.
But yeah, see, I love I love this case.
The only thing I don't like it has a nice feel to it.
What I really want to if yeah, it has like a nice texture like a yeah, Matt.
Yeah, grippy texture.
Yeah.
If if I had gotten comfortable with it, yeah.
Here you go.
What I suggest for phone case companies and I know you're listening.
Shout out to the phone case companies.
Shut the phone case companies.
I would like the features you care about most features what I care about the most.
And maybe we should try to do something.
Maybe we should make like there's no audience phone case or we could just make a company
separately.
Yeah, cool.
What are the features you care about?
This is what I want.
I like that.
So I like that material.
This feel.
OK, but what I really want is so now.
Yeah.
What do you like and not like Apple?
What they need to do is if what I would say for that instead of like covering it with
a big gaping hole like how it is right now.
Yeah, obviously they do it for a certain reason.
I understand it is to just cover this all the way the flash and then just circle the
flash make this kind of almost not flush.
Make it like a vertical cut out with a little hole for the flash.
Yeah, that's it.
OK, you can save.
But I mean, does it really matter?
No, this is fine.
I'm OK with it.
What they really need to do is it's cheaper for manufacturing to do it that way.
Of course it is.
Is people that don't use the action button or the camera, but give an option to cover
it up, give an option to cover it.
You know this and I don't know what you did, but I disabled the action button in the software.
Yeah, I disabled it the second I got my phone and I've not enabled it since I've had it.
I would say what I would say I don't I have no use for what I would say is actually if
Apple is listening to, which I know you are because hey Tim, hey Tim Apple, how you doing?
How you doing, doggy?
What you should do is instead of just putting the button on the camera button.
Yeah, just just willy nilly just be like, I'm going to give you this fucking button
for free.
This new button?
Yeah, if you really want to be there, put it on the pro if you put it.
Well I didn't think about that, but that works too.
But if you really want to get really smart about it to get people to use this fucking
thing or just not throw it on people's phones, make it an add on feature.
Let me tell you why that won't work.
Because no one's going to buy it.
No people will buy it.
I won't buy it.
It doesn't make sense from a manufacturing standpoint to do to say profound to provision
for features that are hardware based.
Yeah, you that blows the whole value proposition out of the water.
I just don't I just they have to make one hardware platform every year.
They cannot make physical options that you can add on.
I just want to just say I used it once.
I don't like it.
I tried it when I first got the phone and then I immediately disabled it because I don't
want I don't need it.
Now I'm going to do it for I can just do this.
The phone the cameras right here.
You need it.
You should just get rid of that.
What do you have is you could put something else there.
Dude.
Okay.
Ready?
Good your phone.
Click that button.
Hold it.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Now you see how long that takes.
Now go back to the home screen again.
Your screen.
Swipe to your left.
Your oh swipe to your right.
Sorry.
Oh my God.
It does the same fucking thing.
Do you put a different shortcut there?
What do you have there though?
It's by not Spotify.
Can you only have two?
Yeah, you can.
You can change them.
What do you have?
I have obviously my light on the left.
What are the choices?
You can go to the.
How do I do it?
Down here.
No, no, no.
Just hit and hold.
Scroll up.
Settings.
No, you got to go to your customizer home screen or whatever.
This?
Edit?
Pages?
No, you got to.
Here, I'll show you.
I can get you there.
Just show me so I know what to do for the future.
So I think you just swipe down from the left side.
Hold this.
Customize.
Lock screen.
Oh, and then you can and then you can delete that.
Add one.
Oh, and you can see the choices.
Are these all the choices?
Yeah.
Translate, translate, calculator, alarm.
Oh, I mean, alarm would be nice.
Dark mode magnifier, Shazam, timer stopwatch, scan.
I just use Shazam because sometimes the song comes on and you just want to hit it and I
just want to know what it is.
Pretty much all these other ones are just stupid.
Yeah.
Brightness, remote, sounds, translate, wallet.
I fucking don't care.
Well, there's a lot though.
Like when you get done to accessibility and shit.
Yeah.
Wow.
I didn't know they had all these.
Yeah, but like increase contrast.
I don't want to do that live.
I'll do that in the settings one time.
Voice over hover text, hover typing.
You have Shazam.
I just have Shazam just for music wise.
Oh yeah, we should.
I feel like a timer or a stopwatch or alarm would be way more valuable.
True alarm.
Stopwatch what do I use the most?
I'm going to try alarm.
See if I like that.
Yeah.
You just got to remember when you go for your camera, but it went back to camera.
But you so I not save it.
You didn't save it.
Well, fuck.
You just got to remember just to do this.
That's it.
You just swipe to your left and then you're fine.
I just took a picture.
Actually, I didn't take a picture.
Oh, I have to hit done.
Fuck me.
Yeah, you have to save it.
And I'm nuts.
Oh yeah, I want this.
I'm always like changing my alarms and shit to different times.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Shout out to Terry.
Shout out to me.
We should write our thingies.
That's a great fucking idea because I almost forgot we got we got a triple banger.
We got back to back.
So what do we do in a minute?
Was it a minute?
I think we got it was a minute.
It was a minute.
And we did a coin flip for who gets to vote for the and that's a big deal because I went
off of that.
So we get to do a coin flip and we do a minute.
So I do like this book.
I like it.
That's your thing you got from work.
That's the thing I got from work.
So you've got it.
We're doing cutter.
That's right.
Yeah.
OK.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do I start this?
And I'm bringing up a list of people because I'm stupid.
Where's the start button?
Am I fucking blind?
Set.
OK.
Ready?
Wait, do we have music?
Oh, we did a video last time.
We did a video.
One minute.
Actually, what you need to do is no, no, no.
Just play.
Yeah.
One minute music music thing.
No, just time.
Just because it's like.
Yeah.
That's 115, though.
It's not even doing anything.
That's bullshit.
What you can do is it's just like start like you can start the timer and then just play
like a song or something.
No, I want like music timer, like one minute music time.
OK.
This is it.
Say it.
OK, this is a hamburger that's got a fuse on it.
That's why we go.
And so cutter cutter.
So we do only our picks and then we flip the coin to get who goes to go first for the number.
So you don't you don't pick the number.
I think that's what we said.
So you don't pick the number on this minute.
OK, ready?
Here we go.
Oh, man.
Cutter.
Hmm.
Nichtzsche.
15
I'm done. I see what is a explodes
sounds disgusting. Okay, give me yours. Okay, starting from one. I got Lando. Same. Second
is Russell. Not me. Third, LeClaire. Not the same. Fourth, Max. Not the same. Five, Science.
Not the same. Very good. We have some difference. You've got Lando, Russell, LeClaire, Max,
Science. Lando, Russell, LeClaire, Max, Science. I've got Lando, Max, Piastra, LeClaire, Hamilton.
That's a nice difference. I like it. So now we got to flip coins. We can just flip a coin
What do you want? You won so I should choose first? You chose last time though. Oh. But
since I won, you choose. I was gonna choose tails and ears. Okay. So I get heads. Flip
a coin. It's heads. Me? Yep. Fuck. What you got? Three obviously.
Not bald enough to pick one. You know what? You can change. One. Okay. Big, big dick tear
over here. I'm gonna go with one. Watch this. Like four DNFs. It won't matter if you pick
the right people. I know. So you're good with one? I'm good with one, yeah. I'll take one.
Because you can't say zero because it's just weird. Well there's no reason to say zero.
If you say zero and it's one, we split the tie. But you pick one, then you get the downside.
What happens if we tie tie? We can't. If we pick different numbers. What if I pick zero?
That's fucking stupid. That's what I'm saying. If you pick zero, we can. But that would be
fucking stupid. So you didn't. True. That'd be pretty fucking wild. Terry, the person
who picks first whatever number they pick, the other person either picks the number right
above it or right below it. No shit. This is how this works, Terry. You haven't hit any
buttons today, Terry. I know. I've been good. This is a new Terry. That's a new me. You
won't be able to have the, I don't think you'll be able to have the, what's the word I'm looking
for? Self control. To not hit a single button in the entire show. I can do it. Okay. I haven't
touched one since. Want to end it now? I can't. You're not itching? No. What if I hit one?
Hit one. Will it ruin it? No. Terry hit it. No, I didn't. I didn't hit shit. I'm kidding.
I'm good. I've been good all day. What's this? It's a USB SD card reader. Nice. Are we ending
the show? We good? Yeah. Do we have to pick a title on the show? I forget. Not now. Mouth
holes, super hosts, booking and looking. Stickler from, stick, stickler from money's? Negroni's
on the beach. You mean stick magic? No, that's later. Stickler from money's, Negroni's on
the beach. I'm never going to stop. Magic stick. I like booking and looking. I like
booking and looking. That's a good one. Well folks, thanks for listening and welcome to
booking and looking. Fuck yeah. Peace out homies.