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Make sure you reset your clocks backwards one hour
too late
Because if you don't you'd be like me where I go. Oh shit
It is ten o'clock in the afternoon. I suffer way too long and then you go. Oh, it's only nine o'clock
But your phone auto goes back your your phone does your car doesn't you looked at a different clock first before your phone
No, I looked at my phone first. Yeah, but I'm stupid so
So even though you knew the time was what it was when you got in your car
You thought it was an hour later even though I knew the time was whatever it was when you got in your car
You were like, oh fuck. I was like, oh fuck. I'm late. I got in my car
Usually what happens is I gotta do my watch. Do you watch do you watch? Do you watch?
What usually what happens is is that I got in my car and I'm like, oh
Like usually I'm here at your place by like ten ish
Yeah, most days. No
No, it's more like like ten thirty or later than that. Oh
Yeah, and so I looked at my car not ten you just lied
You just lied you
Wait, so we skipped ten we skipped last one. Hey shut up 1029 and then so it'd be a little bit of my car
I'm like, oh shit. I'm fucking late. So it starts. I'm not I'm not speeding
I don't speed because no one speeds these days and then I'm like, oh shit. I definitely don't
Well, no, actually when I drive my vehicle my four-wheeled vehicle. Yeah, I don't I'm a fucking little grandma
But when I two-wheeled when I wrote my rippy really, I do kind of get aggressive sometimes when it's not like I'll wet and shit
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So anyways back to what I was saying. What was I saying? I forgot already. Oh
Time yeah, I looked at my car. I was like, oh shit. I got to be here in like ten minutes
Like there's no fucking way and then I looked at my
So I have I've carplay in my car and it looked at the time and said nine. I was like, oh, I'm fine. Never mind. We're cool. So
It's just a PSA. Just make sure you put your cocks backwards put your cocks backwards
It's what it sounded like put your cocks backwards. I'm not gonna make that a show title. Why not? You already have some stupid ones anyways
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No, put your clock backwards. That's it write that one. That's a good title. Put your clock backwards if you say it fast enough
sounds like cock
Anyways
So since I haven't been here for we we didn't have a podcast last week due to
It would have been nice to know that you weren't gonna come I know I'm sorry so that we could have announced it
They wouldn't have had a podcast
Yeah
Cuz you know
No one listens to it anyway, I know but it's still just like the principle behind it
Which I was okay with it was kind of like I kind of enjoyed
Having like a week where I could just like do other stuff on like Sunday. Yeah, so I liked it
But then like by Monday and Tuesday of this past week. I was like, oh fuck
I want a podcast again. Like I started like already be like, oh man, I miss it. Yeah, I missed it
Well, we're back. I went on a little vacation
So we didn't do a podcast where you go and we didn't want to do a janky one
Over the phone
No, which I could have I could have like done it from like Josh whatry. Are you guys want Josh whatry? Yeah
Do you have any service out there? No, but now it it worked
There's well if you're if you're in the valley if you climb some rocks you get cell service
So I could have done it up there for like maybe 30 minutes
Climb to a high point just sit on a rock. Yeah, just sit on a rock. I would have done it for like 30 minutes
Yeah, drink. No, it was fun. I went to obviously I said Josh whatry so I was in California
With the Palm Springs for like four days
So it was pretty fun
Hell yeah, what'd you do?
I
Start but you got to go through it from chronologically so on that away
Saturday on Saturday we got down there and then we went to we just kind of like hung out started drinking
Did you drink on the plane? No, I mean Brad wasn't it like a morning flight. It was like an 8 a.m. Flight
Yeah, fuck it
Right. Yeah, but you didn't
No, so me and me and Brad were back in like
Coach just hanging out. How did the whole boarding thing work with your fucking bullshit ticket?
You just same thing that I use we usually do we just wait till the end
We just wait to the end
But then what do you do you just go look and pick that open seat? No what they give you a seat already
They just give you an assigned seat at the very end at the no just like right when you check in but on the day of the flight. Mm-hmm
The day before the flight
No
When do you check in Terry the day before the flight?
Yeah, so they they gave me they just they just give you a random
Seat that time. Yep. And what what they what they usually do is try to sit you next to
two people to fill in an empty area in an empty spot and most most of my ones were
Like aisle seats, so it sounds like they just give you aisle seats, which seems
They fill in whatever seats open though probably yeah, so my flight down there was I
Was supposed to sit on the aisle. They just put you by Randos though. Yeah, they're just by random people
Which I don't really care about
But I sat down and then this like lady that I was gonna sit next to she's like hey
Can you switch spots with my husband? I'm like
Wait, so you bought a three-row seat ticket
So my that ticket
Do you think she bought the same thing you did? No, I don't think so you think she bought like a normal sign seat
I think she bought on a science seat, but the husband that's been bought the same thing you did
But maybe about the same thing I did or that seat that they I checked in before they checked in oh
I said and they didn't know they were trying to change seats or something like that
And they couldn't change it because my seat was set in stone and I was like yeah sure
We're gonna go to another aisle seat
Well Brad was Brad was sitting back by the husband like in like by the lavatories
Uh-huh, and there was like no one next to him. So I just wait until everybody they're like
We're about we're about to leave we're gonna close the door soon
And then I was like okay, and so I just got up and sat next to him and so
That was that
We got down there a third person in your row. No, it's just me and Brad. Oh hell. Yeah. Yeah my man
Yeah, that's like the best situation Brad had the window and then I had the aisle nice. We just kind of just hung out. Oh, yeah
I finished the plane wasn't full. No, yeah, it said it was
but
No, I finished I finished the book to
Hell yeah, well I was reading all the way down there. So yeah brother. I'm trying to finish it
So I bought the so much easier to read on those fucking devices. Yeah, just cuz you can like they're easy to hold. Yeah, I
Really?
I think I think the next one I'm gonna buy is a little bigger one just because
Mm-hmm the screen the screen small it's like I read the portability is so cool
But it really does the screen size. This screen size is so big because
So small. Yeah, and it makes it the books only like 600 pages long and I'm reading a thousand pages
Yeah, because you like make the yeah, just makes it a little bit. Yeah
It's cool though that you can like up you can update the text size on the fly that is kind of nice. Yeah, I like that and
So I finished that and then we got down there. We started hanging out. We went to the like the great
And I like that you can read it in the dark
Yeah, okay, yeah, don't eat
So what you do and then and then after that we got down there
Because they were on
I'm trying to think
Did they get a different flight I think James's parents got no we had the same flight
No, they had a different flight
Like a different day or different. No, it's like the same day. What a different. I don't remember because we
Know when you got off your plane were they there Terry? No, no, no, they had the same flight as we did
Okay, I forgot about that. That is insane that you would not just know that automatically
Yeah, no, they're on the same flight as we did so but she was coming down that she was she would come down to like us and
Like say hi, but on the plane. She's like, hey, we're gonna go see our friend. He
He likes this
Drink like whiskey and stuff when you get to Palm Springs. Yeah when we get to Palm Springs
Like he likes not when we just like a certain day. She's like
Yeah, we're gonna go to a friend's barbecue and he likes us on Saturday
You guys got there? No on Sunday. Oh, okay. He's like
He likes to drink whiskey and smoke weed and I'm like what?
Stop stop James's mom said this
Okay, I'm gonna do a new but also it is obviously in an airplane. It's loud as fuck
So you can't really hear anything
So how did that did you guys go?
So I'll get there and then and I was like, okay smoke some weed. All right, sounds good to me. I guess and
then
Later that day I asked her said wait, what are we doing? She's like brings up
The same thing. She's like yeah, he likes to drink whiskey and smoke meat
But it sound like when she said
You heard smoke we smoke weed. I was like, oh cuz she said that he was an ex firefighter
So I was like, there's no way this dude's gonna smoke. Oh, I see. Yeah
So yeah Saturday we just like lazy around we went to
Like a burger joint. Yeah and got burgers and then went gambling and then kind of me Brad
Actually, everybody lost money
Cuz the place sucked
Okay, and then Sunday
We we got a casino up by the windmills. No, there's a casino. That's like more mild down the road from where we are staying
Gotcha
And then Sunday we went up to mountain mountain
Something Sino I can't remember how do you pronounce it?
You want to pull up a map?
But we can't we went without a town
It's so Palm Springs
It is right next to a mountain, but I forgot what how do you pronounce it?
But the name the thing you're talking about is the name of the mountain not the name of the town correct correct
What do you mean, huh? What are you saying?
Where did you go Terry again say it again Palm Springs? No say the name of the thing you said the next mountain say say what it is
I don't know
Something Sinto yeah
Whatever that name is that you're remembering is that the name of the mountain or the name of a town? Oh, it's name of the mountain
Yeah, yeah, just making sure no, I'm just making sure
So we went up they have like a gondola that that takes you up to the mountain
so we were we went up there we spent like
Most of the whole morning into like pretty much the morning
Up there just walking around looking at views and shit
I mean I have pictures, but I don't really want to send them to you because there would be too many
Magnesia spring no ecological reserve no
San Jacinto yeah that one
Can you just pull it up there San Jacinto?
Yeah, the yeah the one to the left. Yeah, so there's a see where that little road is if you go where the icon is
This one up here. Yeah, if you go straight up you see where that like I think it's over either on to the right hand side
There's a road that leads up to where it is
It's right there. I think
This road here
Maybe
Tram one yep, that's it
So you drive up to you drive up to that you take a tram you go up there
So this is a tram. Yeah, it takes you all the way up to there. Well, that's one tower so go that way
Didn't mean to zoom out. It's okay. There's a caliente
That means hot water. Yeah
Yeah, so there's five of those stops that's right there versus peaks restaurant
You went to this pretty much. That's where you end up after you take the tram
It's very pricey by the way, I bet
Define pricey. But you guys ate here. We did not eat here. Oh, we just sat down. We had we had like a drink a baby
Yeah
And you're in this right here. Yeah, so the tram way. Oh, people are in there a bunch
Chocolate full of people. Is it kind of sketchy?
Does it ever feel kind of sketch? Yeah
Like nervous cut sketch. Well, so or just like kind of odd
Yeah, it's mostly odd in some kind of Thanksgiving here. Yeah, the world's largest rotate. Oh, it rotates
Yes, wow, so rotate some no matter where you're sitting or standing
You can still get a view of all the different things. Yeah, just slowly rotate. Yeah, nice
But the thing with going up the tram
It's like 30 bucks
You can hike yeah, did you hike you can hike? No, what did you do?
You just look just tram just looked enjoyed the view. So that's sign. This is the restaurant
That's the cafe. Do they like have to bring food up in the gondolas probably? I
I was gnarly
I'm gonna assume
There's gonna be a stain in that seat cushion, but you're fucking shorts. Oh, that's the inch. Yeah, that's not good
Oh not good
Anyways, oh
Don't knock it over brother
I want to hear that so all that next so yeah, so we we get up there. We go around we just hike around
Take pictures stuff like that have fun
Show me that wait, which is the restaurant this is that's the cafe not the restaurant the cafe the rest of it
It's called peaks. I bet that's expensive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's expensive. Holy shit
Yeah, that view dude at we ate like dusk
Eating a meal imagine that'd be fucking hot
Yeah
The culinary experience above the clouds the chef has created a menu featuring a variety of fresh vegetables and greens
From the Coachella Valley and dry aged meats poultry along with fresh bread smoke
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Children's menu is available. Do you hate taking your kids there? Holy shit that bar is nice
So that we do we got drinks we got drinks from there. Oh, yeah, Terry
I feel like you'd want to like dress up for this. This looks so fancy. Well, the thing is this is like
This is before you even leave to
This is above right when you get off. So like
You just you're there
So this is just there. So you just got a bunch of random people going there hikers stuff like that. What'd you get? I?
Think I just got a cider you think yeah, I got a cider. I
Didn't want a hard alcohol you get drunk up in the sky. Yeah, isn't that that's down low
You're not climbing a mountain. Well, you can get a little there is
There is on the other side of the mountain that starts in Palm Springs that goes like you can climb
Like mountain trails thirty five dollars
No, that's just the tram. Yeah to go up. Yeah, you said 30 and I say 35. Okay, cool
$2 online processing. Oh, that's not you weren't online probably I was there in person correct so
Seat yourself they get $3 discount that's a scam
summer pass
annual pass
Anyways, so on the other side of the mountain you can do which
James's dad wants to do
Which is on the other side of the mountain it starts in Palm Springs
So can you pull up the map for me zoom out just a tad?
so there's a
Right where it says
Trail yeah the trail or they still appear you can yeah one of them climbs up the mountain and you meet up at that
Restaurant restaurant, and then you get a free gondola trip down if you climb it if you climb it, but it's like 10 miles
What's the elevation gain?
Straight up to 85,000 feet 8500. Oh damn
No, not like switchbackie. Mm-hmm. I don't know but just like mainly up
Which is mainly up 85,000 is where the restaurant is 8500. That's what I mean. I know I said 80,000
But yeah, damn bro
Yeah, so where the peak is
There's a there's a trail that goes all the way up it and then you can get a free tram ride down from the restaurant from the restaurant
So we did that one day and then later that day on that's round trip $35. Yeah, so that's on Sunday
And then we we went back down and then we went to
Bermuda dunes
Bermuda dude, I would live there thousand poems
It's called Bermuda dunes. Where is that a close? Yeah, it's somewhere over there
I don't know what in town or what no
It's like you have to drive a little bit down
West and down, but I don't know where it is if you just type it in you can find it
I like to look for shit on that's fine. It's called Bermuda. You're not it's not even close towards the up over here
No, it's to the left. Do you mean to the right? Yes down here. No, it's not by the Salton Sea so it's an either Indo or
or
Indian Wells or somewhere in there because we were in Cathedral City. Yes, I
Think it's right there
What's it not call it a dunes
Bermuda dunes and what is this right there? What is it? No, no go to the country club
What what going to the country club and just go into it zoom in stop fucking clicking the Bermuda fucking dunes thing
It's a golf course here. It's a golf course. So you didn't could have said that. Yeah. No, this is a country club
Doug, it's different. It's like a golf course to me. It is a golf course. That's what a country club is
Okay, so what did you do the golfing? So no we were in here. This is where they
This is where we were. Oh here I can find it
Oh, this is like a whole housing community, this is the housing community which is has
27 golf courses
So this is the house that had the barbecue. Yeah, okay got it
So this is where we had the barbecue. This has 27 holes and they you can play
19 or you can play 18 of them wait, there's 18 holes on that
So they have two golf courses on the thing so they
For some reason I thought like oh, there's three courses on there. So they only play nine holes
So they close one down
To like revamp it and then they have another one that's open and then they do the same thing back and forth
So I think it's over. I want to stand this island
Is this a bridge? No, that's just a driveway dog. Oh, it could be a bridge. I need to find out where we were
It's a bridge
Well that doesn't make sense
So yeah, because that's a hole. Yeah, so where were you so we went
We were over here somewhere were you on the course we were in the neighborhood
So not on the course correct like not a house on the course we were in like a little cul-de-sac, but I don't remember which one
See echo no, okay
We're in this house. Nass
Move your finger. Don't I need to read right there. You don't need to read that name. Don't read the name
Oh, you fucking dumbass
We're in this house right here. Okay
So they have a pool they have a pool I see this little
It's like a how much how much do you think that house is worth? I don't know a lot how much just guess looks big
It's pretty nice. It's open to
tumel. Yeah
Probably more I don't know the answer is Palm Springs expensive or cheap. I can't remember to live
What you just got to remember when it's in the summer? It's like a hundred and something
So probably not as much so I'll be a cheap ass house, but it's a nice house probably it's a nice fucking couple hundred k
Five six seven eight nine somewhere in there
It was like
650 yeah that house is 650 nice
And it's nice as fuck nice. Yeah, because no one wants to be here
I wouldn't say no one wants to be there. I'm just saying you're to your point but to my point like
But it's an it's a nice house
And so he made us like barbecue
like ribs
ribs
ribs chicken
Mexican street corn
like
Everything was there was fire. He has a he has this grill. So he likes to smoke meat. He's got like a grill that he like grills on
Dude, this fucking thing is out this fucking thing came here for like a banger cookout banger of a meal
Okay, was it like back patio here? This is what this is what a back here Terry by the pool
Was this where the cookout was yeah, dude right here? Yeah, yeah, right there
Like this is what he had he had made his own mac and cheese and shit. Oh shit. He had like a little mixture platter
Yeah, it was so fucking good. Hell. Yeah
This was that was your dinner on sundae that was my dinner on sundae
All right, like this was kind of like the backyard. This is where we were a little that looks like that on the thing
The shape of that dildo pool. Yep. So he has this like
It looks like a shape of a penis. Yeah, he has this little penis with balls hanging down
Yeah, no, yeah
He has this um like
Smoker that's made. I don't forget what it was made by but it the it was it's worth like $5,000
okay
Good meat
Not saying it depends on how you do it, but good meat. So yeah, we went from cathedral city to bermuda dunes country club
Which was like 30 minutes away. Gotcha
Yeah, so that was that day and then we kind of went back and just chilled and drank and and then on
Monday we went to uh
Joshua tree, which is just over this ridge
So where is this joshua tree on the right? Yeah, so we went over there. This is all joshua tree
We were all in there. Did you like drive around and going over here something either way? Oh all going around over here
Other way and then we went there and you come in here. Yep. We spent like what do you do?
Do you just kind of like walk around you just see like a bunch of like joshua trees? Yeah
Yeah, and then like the whole running gag the entire week was it all started with
Uh, the golf cart has uh the gym on it
And so it all started I was like who's jim and then they give you a story of whose gym and so everybody
So every time that someone said someone's name, I would always say who's that or who who's who's x right who's
Michael who's jim who's terry who's james who's brad and someone just give you like some weird thing
But everybody's like oh, yeah, we're gonna go to a joshua tree. It's like who's joshua tree
and so
We went we went inside here to go to the hexi mountains. I don't know the fuck we went
Was that hot? It was cold. Oh, was it?
Is it higher? Is it elevation there? Uh, yeah, that's on a plateau
that's the those the mountains that you see from the the
The um peak restaurant or whatever it's called those are the mountains that you see oh on the other side a little
sand burnendito mountains
but also the um
God bless you
So these are like some pictures from it
That's brad. I know that's james. I also know that's also james
There's just a bunch of like rock formations. Why do you have that all the info? I just take this one show me the full picture
Why am I seeing it on half the screen?
I like to show me a joshua tree
Like a good close-up of one. I didn't take a what? I didn't take a picture of a fucking joshua tree
I don't believe you were there then but there's a joshua tree right there
They look like fucked up palm trees. I know what they look like. They look like fucked up palm trees
So you just drive into the park and you just walk around you just walk around
Was there like exhibits you could look at? There's no exhibits the exhibit is there's like a welcome center?
There's these
There's a welcome. There's a bitters a senator right when you go in where in the town uh like right there
Samuelson rock right like right there where people live in here. That's right before yeah, it's a reservation. You dumbass people live here
It's a reservation. Oh like little houses. Yeah
Yes, so where it gets you out of sport. I don't know stop stop
Yeah, so right where you get into joshua tree. There's like right before you go in there's a like visitor center and stuff up here
Did you go? Yeah? Yeah. I got a shirt
Of course you did shut up
where
Uh scroll like right in the main street right where you're at where your cursor is like scroll in
Keep going
No, stop going away from it. Stay on that main park boulevard. Stay on park boulevard
Zoom in just zoom the fuck in
Go up
Jesus fucking christ zoom in zoom the fuck in
You're the fucking worst in doing this shit
That's a great show zoom zoom the fucking
If you had a if I had do you have a magic mouse? Do you have a like a wireless mouse?
Do you have a go fuck yourself?
Because I would love to have a mouse right here so I could just do things congrats. Why don't you get one?
It's right there where all the cars are parked. It's called ryan's campground
So it's not called the visitor center. It is a visitor center. They call it ryan campground. What a dumb name
Who's ryan?
Show title
Oh, no, it's right there my bad
Of course you lie
I don't believe a fucking thing you say parking lot dumbass
This is it
It's the station wait hold on
Can I get a street view?
It does not look like it. I think it's that one. No, it's that one. It's the one. It's the ryan
It's the ryan campground one. So can you zoom in for me? Can I just look at the pictures? Can you zoom in the fucking nope?
I'm not gonna lick your taint. Whoa. It's nasty down there
It's just giving you pictures of josh wotree. Actually, that's a lie. I did a I did a pre shit
It's that one right there. I did a pre shower shit today not a post that's it right there
Because I remember going around that thing. There's also a cafe and stuff like that
Yeah, I remember going there because we parked right we parked against the so that's yeah
Downbound this side. Yeah, probably next to that black car that on the left for this one here. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that
So like you go in and they say hey, here's what a josh wotree is beer speckfold. Don't piss on the ground
There's like an exhibit inside there. Do they say don't piss they?
Well, like don't if you go with if you go with james's dad, uh, he's like a an ad-vid hiker and also it goes in like the he's
It's part of the Boy Scouts so he knows all about the terrain and things and I was like, hey man
Can I pee he's like no like anywhere on the ground. Yeah, he said just leave no trail
Leave no trail leave no trail
Leave no trail of pee like you're so you can pee on the ground as long as it dries up. Yeah
But he's like you just told me not to pee anywhere. Did you actually say that? Yeah, he's like he's like he's like don't pee anywhere
Leave no trail. It's like, okay. I mean leave no trace
Yeah
What is it? I don't know. I don't leave no trace. It's leave no trace, but I thought it's
Anyways, I'll give you a duggle hole and pee it in and then bury it in it's okay. Sure
You don't fucking know. No, I don't you just told me not to pee and I really had to go
Why probably you're probably when we get to a spot where we can walk around where there's actually a trail
Um, like there was a porta potty at the beginning
I don't know where it is. Don't ask me. Um
Uh
Yeah, so where all that red that red is that's where you go in
To the actual yeah, because you have to it's a national park. So you have to pay. Oh, there's a little toll booth here right here
He is scrolling more. Yeah, yeah, right there. Right. Yeah. Remember that station
So you stop here and pay the money and go in stop there pay money go in if you don't have a if you have a national park pass
You can just flash it and you go in. Oh, it's a national park. Yeah
Yeah, it's josh, which it's nash. It's josh, which we can use a washington state discover pass. No, I
Um, did you pee in this bathroom? No, no, no, no, is there a bathroom here?
Yeah, there's usually bathrooms at every single stop. They do have stops at every single rock formation
And that's and that's so you don't like pee on the ground correct
So you specifically don't pee on the ground. Yeah, it said anybody named terry blank
Last name west entrance station. So there's probably like all there's a bunch. Yeah, there's also a bunch of entrances
Um, but yeah, so but when I needed to how far do you go in pretty far pretty fucking far
So you just kind of like drive around like the scenery
You drive around get out. So if you I heard that people like to go to joshua tree and do mushrooms and climb rocks
I heard that like people from uh, like la will let go to joshua tree and get fucked up on like psychedelic drugs
And just kind of like wander around the the huggins desert, you know, why I do not
And they look up at the sky
So terry they look up at the sky in the nighttime and they get high exactly
Yeah, and they listen to and they listen to roof is a soul. Yep. So scroll
Uh skull rock is pretty cool. It looks like a rock that looks like a skeleton
What a rock that looks like a skeleton. Tell me where that is rock
Ryan mountain it's called skull rock there. Hey, this is ryan. Who's ryan? No terry. This is ryan
Who's ryan? What did they say ryan campground? Yeah, that was this is ryan mountain. This is skull rock. Yeah, it's go rock
Yep, you like skull rock. It looks like a skull really? Mm-hmm 100%
Yeah, it looks like a fucking skull. Oh, I hate this these little fucking stops
They should just make like just pull off on the side of the road
Yeah, it's a rock. Where's the street view on this? There's no street view on fucking apple maps. No, there is
3d. I don't know. It is 3d. I
Oh my god, terry. I hate you. How do you hate me? I'm giving me a minute to fucking do it
You like click it and I'm like I'm trying it takes me a second sometimes. I don't like you sometimes
You're a little fucking cuckboy
I don't get it. Oh good boy. No, I mean, I don't get the skull shape because you because you can't go any farther
You can't go any farther
I'm trying just click on the fucking thing. No, just click on it
What are you doing? Hey terry
Can you drive going to lick it? Why don't why don't you drive for like a week and see how you feel?
I probably could do a better than you. Well, you never have so fuck off
What
Oh, what it's a rock that looks like a skull
I bet you if you know if you go like not this shit, what look at this is a pile of shit this logo
Like a google maps or something will probably give you a better thing i'm not i'm saying
So why do people do drugs in it's just open it's just like you can do whatever you want there
If you look at the ground
Like but like they say like it's okay. You can come here and get high. No one says that
No one says but you can but you can yeah because they don't search your car and it's like an open desert
Yeah, it's just it looked like this terry. Yeah. Was this where you were? Yeah exactly where you were
Yeah, I was flying that fucking machine. No, do you remember these rocks? No
I think you were here terry. I might have you probably drove right by this maybe wait. Did rufus is so play
They did a live set in uh, joshua tree. Yeah
This is a banger of in march early early march of 2020
before covid shit
I wonder where they did it
Yeah, but they said if you haven't seen this video
It's a banger of video really they did like they go through a bunch of their songs played live
Like out in the middle joshua tree and they have like a light. Yeah, it gets dark and then like as the sun's going down
Yeah, and then like they have these light sticks and they get all flashy
Oh, did they play like for people or they just no no, I think it was just like they were doing the thing they recorded for youtube
Nice it's coming out of your fucking
speakers
terry
I'm a fucking mess
Any other highlights of joshua tree not really sound sound
But I really wanted to do like I really wanted to do this where like you go out there and wander around
no, I like
Hey, yeah, they had these cool light sticks
This is the height of covet. No it was before
Wasn't covet no end of march
It's still like covet. No
No covet was the end of march
For like a third week I've never seen them like these three that ever do anything
like physical bodies
I didn't know someone actually put the drums
Yeah, anyways
Hold on that's it. Hey, you didn't know it. That's wild. It's just real
I'm gonna never expect that voice out of that face. I've always known that's what he looked like so I never knew that
Oh, I love this guy. He's a boss
This song's good too
No, I just never thought that voice would come out of that you expected something different looking. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, they had like a whole thing like the sun went down
Then like their little light sticks came on and they're like they like flash and shit really cool
Yeah, but like a lot of people what they do is they go out there
Since it's so open and just do drugs. No, there's no lights. Nothing like that. This guy stargazing. Yeah, stargazing pretty much
Did you stargaze?
No, we had to leave
Oh
Because if we if we stayed we would have to do shrooms and um
We not do stuff
You would have had to have done shrooms. It's it's in the it's in the written rule books
Okay, it says on the sign right before you come in says please do drugs
Late at night you now during the day you can only camp if you're doing drugs. Yeah, so you
Did you go back out the way you came in? No, so we went past go rock
So like going towards your left where your cursor was
How do I how do I orient back to north? There it is
And then after that so and then it came down this way
No, we went up to 29 palms. Oh out the other side here. Yeah
Oh, I see so you came in here came down
Past go rock and then back up 29 palms. Yep. Isn't this like a military base or something over here? There is. Yes
Is it an airport?
Yeah, there is an air there's like an air fighter jets go out of here. Yeah. Yeah, you look at fighter jets
No, well, we we went to a place called pioneer town
Oh, they go right by the main road. They just launch
I don't know that's how they sound but sure
F1
We went to a place called
That's an actual cool airport's name. It's called crosswind airports. Yeah, it is. There's like nothing here. Yeah, it's just a fucking desert
So we went to a place called pioneer town
Pioneer town. Yes
Is that cool?
It's just did you go to mosquito lake? No
Say it again where you went pioneer
Town is it cool?
It was just a um, is it like right here. No
Chocolate drop there's a town called chocolate drop. That's fucking do right next to my own palms. That sounds like we
Is back this way. Yeah, keep going
Cooper mountain college keep going
Joshua tree keep going yuka valley
Paradise valley go home said valley left
It's right there pioneer town
Why do you go here? What's cool? The significance of this is because the guy that uh rim rock. I'll give you a rim rock
The guy that uh, we went to the dinner with oh my god zoom in we went to dinner with
Was like go here. Well, you said that pappy and harriots
Which is right there on your right hand side pappy and harriots pappy and harriots
Pappy plus harriots. Well, pappy and harriots. Nope
Cool. Anyways, is it good? It that's what that person said. They said it was a phenomenal place to go eat food
They got a fucking orange and a mason jar. Um, it was really good
Um, he's he just recommended it as a good place to go recommended that it was a really good place to go
Yeah, okay, it's a really good barbecue. Okay, um, I got and you went there. But yeah, we went there was pretty good
This was the reason for coming to this town
Uh, that's that piss on the jar. What is that? Yes, it is. They have a nice looking bar
Oh, it
Oh, it's like a tavern looking for us. Fuck. Yeah, the significance. It's
Oh
Oh my god, the significance of this place was um
The town was created by rob roye and um,
Was it rob roye?
Rob roye it was created by oh look it's a video people. Um, Terry is this it?
Yeah, that's it. It looks like an old-ass like alamo style thing on motorcycles. So what it is is doesn't look like an
Alamo this is an active this is an active set for um, like wow wow west movies
This little town this little town was created by some movie like uh western movie filmmakers Clint Eastwood
So like their main drag looks like an old western town
Yeah, and this this is like a prop in a movie. This is this restaurant. This was a it's just a restaurant now
Restaurant closed Tuesday and Wednesday, but it's very famous. So um, see you in the desert
Yeah
So where's the where's the downtown? It's right there where you see where it says
Mazi art. Oh, it's like a dirt road. So this dirt road is like an old
Filming zone. Yeah, it's no it's still active. Right, right
The old church and yeah general store dog is actually a saloon
The red dog saloon. Yeah. Hey, we used to have a red dog saloon my my old growing up town
Um post office. Fuck. Yeah. So what movies or shows would they I would would I know this from you would see them in like late
60s
Oh more not recently. Um most recently was uh
like a music video
Those are like a visitor center
For the town. Yeah, so you go. So no, can you stop growing fucking going away from the goddamn fucking place?
Well, sometimes they have it. I like the beginning of the entrance to the town because I I would have known
I've been there. I saw it with my own. I know you guys
You fucking so tell me where tell me where I'm main street. Okay. I am so
Main street
M a and e
So this is the pottery thing pottery barn. Yep. Go do you write a little bit? Yeah? Oh
Oh, yo, look at these old ass fucking buildings that last building right there that has that walk up. Yeah
Oh, baby this one here. Yeah, that's that visitor center. That's pretty much where it tells you what did you go in that?
Yeah, I did hell. Yeah. Yeah, it's so when we got here
It was 60 degrees and windy as fuck and I'm in a t-shirt. So you're nipping. I oh dude. I was fucking
Yeah, teacher in shorts. Oh, yeah, you're such a pussy. You're a pussy
You would have been fucking dying bro. You dressed up like a little slut bag. Yeah
So, uh, so what was in the building? It was just like visitor shit
Like old artifacts and she has stuff like that and they told you about all the old movies. Yeah
Okay, so this was created by um, dick Curtis roy rogers in russell hayden. Oh, roy rogers. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I got it. Did you ever watch roy rogers movies as a kid? No, oh dude. I used to fucking love roy rogers movies
So I gotta pull the video. So this was where it was shot. Roy rogers movies. Yep. Most of them
And and yeah, and so the significant pioneer town pioneer stands the significance about it is is that
um, roy rogers. Oh, yeah, so in
2019
The kids bop kids use pioneer tan as a set for the video of the cover of little nozz x old town road
Say that again
On january 18 2019 the kids pop kids
Use pioneer tan as a set of their video for the cover of little nozz
Little nozz x's old town road. No, I don't know who kids pop kids are
You know how like when you you know how grown up sing music videos
They sing okay, and then they hire little kids to sing their songs
Grown-ups do this they hire kids to sing their songs. No
They just have kids sing their songs
Why?
Fuck if I know what does that do with anything anyways?
Um, did you you never watch this shit?
Hmm. We used to watch as all the time going up the reason behind this so
Yeah, that's all shot in pioneer tan
So the
Roy rogers show so the reason behind this was
the actors
The actors didn't want to
They didn't want to keep commuting so far away from los angeles and palm springs
To film to film something in the desert
So they created this little town called pioneer town for like with some investors
to just shoot
Everything there and have bang it reverberates and then have places like living there you can live there
So they made pioneer town kind of close to palm springs and la to specifically for filming movies
So they didn't have to drive to some other random town. Yeah, so they created it to do like western movies there
to um
Yeah, so it was
It was just so actors that were filming westerns didn't have to go so far away
Did they like stay in pioneer town when they were filming? Yeah, you can live there. Oh, no
and then um an error there's only
um as as of right now the population of theirs and this was at 2000 and six was uh,
420 people
You never watched this show?
I used to watch this as a kid growing up. So this was shot in like
Pioneer town or maybe close by
Really you never watched this
You better think it over and you better get out of here and you will restate your welcome. Take it easy. I just said you better think it over
Now I can explain everything. I'm not explaining
Yeah, Roy Rogers
Yeah, here he comes watch. There's Roy Rogers right there. BAM!
He saves the day. Oh nice
Yeah, so
So actor Dick Curtis started up a town in 1946 as an 1880s themed
Uh live in old western living breathing emotion picture set the town was designated designed to provide
Designated sorry designed to provide a place for production companies to enjoy while also using their business and move homes and uh
movies pioneer towns founders
Intended the area to be a residential area with the main street acting as both a movie set and the town's commercial district
Hundreds of westerns and early television shows were filmed in pioneer town including the Cisco kid, Edgar
Buchanan's
Uh
Judge Roy Bean
Uh Dick Curtis and Roy Rogers and Russell Hayden were some of the original developers investors
Jean Altree filmed his weekly show in the town for five years using the buildings and businesses as a part of a film set
The the pioneer bowl is still an operating bowling alley. The third building is in the pioneer town
Uh pioneer bowl was used for recreational for residents and actors and crew after filming Roy Rogers made uh, yeah
Uh made the front page of the local newspaper when he bowl opened the bowl
Open the bowl with a strike on lane one
He bowled uh, 211 in his cowboy boots with Dale Evans and 200 town folks watching
It's still kind of far from LA. I mean, I guess it's 45 minutes from LA. That's what they said you mean from palm springs
or San Bernido
So not LA
Well, it's closer than driving all the way to wherever the fuck they wanted to go
But it's not 45 minutes from LA. It's 45 minutes in palm springs. Yeah
It was just it was just to make it easier instead of like way out the fucking fuck fuck fuck vil
Yeah, fuck vil wherever. Where do you think they went before?
Fuck vil like Nevada or some shit
No, I mean they probably just used joshua tree
They didn't even made a town in joshua tree
I drank that nasty ass shit again. I told you it was only guys. You're such a dj, aren't you? You just can't stop
Yeah, dude one a week
Two a week one a week three a week one a week. Why do you drink it on sundays? So I can get out of the way
Really dude, I wake up to come here
To be like somewhat on time I get off a I didn't get I didn't go to sleep until like
You know we can we can you can just communicate with me and we can like do whatever time you want
I just want to gurgle, you know, but you know what I mean terry like
Depending on your schedule. We can accommodate it
I just I just want to gurg. I don't know what that means. It's a cock gurg. It's g u r g. I just want to gurg
Just want to gurg
Just
Want to gurg
Gurg g u r g sure
Howling seven was filmed in pyrton town in as many of the locals as casper's. Okay, so what did you do after
Frontier land after that. Oh, we just went back and just chilled
And then on monday didn't really do anything kind of just chilled wait monday was joshua tree
Yeah, tuesday didn't do anything just chilled. Oh and then left
cool
No on tuesday on tuesday went with the cabazon
Uh, what cabazon?
what
You went to cabazon left
top left
It's called cabazon. What's you there? There's an outlet mall. That was there. We went up there to go look around. Oh, cool
You buy anything by t-shirt and then by shit
I only
Brad and james bought stuff. They bought polos
Polos like nice working polos or something why?
because
They work for a living they
brad has
doesn't
brad has a job that he has to
Look somewhat
Because he's kind of more of like a fancy boy now. Yeah. He's more of a fancy boy and then james also is a sort of a fancy boy
So I do the same thing james does. I wear a hoodie and fucking normal pants
I didn't buy anything because there was nothing I wanted
Uh, I did go to the adidas
Adidas
I just i'm saying adidas
I went to is it at the nazi company?
Adidas. weren't they nazis?
Is that the nazi company? Yeah, weren't they like founded by nazis?
Uh, I thought that was true. Was it adidas? Look that up. I'm pretty sure that's true
Like they were founded in germany or some shit. I think it's full of adidas. I'm gonna have to shit. How do you spell adidas?
All day I dream about soccer all day. I dream
over
You didn't know I didn't know that
There's no way. Yeah, I was founded by uh, yeah
But specifically nazis wait was it really that's what it means. Yeah all day. I dream about soccer. Yeah
Yeah, there's no way that what's it you didn't know that I did not know that that's what it stands for
Yo
It's such a weirdo. I can't believe you didn't know that dude. I didn't even know that. Oh dude the company started by adolf dresser
Yeah, you started for nazis, right? Was he a member of the nazi party?
What does it say about adolf dresser?
Uh, a dazzler. I think it's dazzler adolf dazzler. Yeah d a s s l e r
Okay, so dazzler. What does it say about adolf dazzler?
The company started by adolf dazzler in his mother's home
He was what year?
1924
Okay, hold on, okay, okay
um, it was by
so
Adolf
Rudolph his elder brother
Um in 1924 under the name
Gruben
Gruber
Dessler
She fab conk. I don't know. That means dresser brothers shook factory
Um dresser assisted in develop of a spike running shoe for multiple athletic events to enhance the quality of spiked athletic footwear
He transitioned from a previous model of a heavy metal spike to
utilizing a canvas
Uh
and rubberer
So give me the the skinny on the nazi part. Okay, skip to that in 1949 following the break
The breakdown in the relationship with the brothers adolf created adidas
in
Here hear me out
Rudolph
established
Oh, he's brother was puma. Mm-hmm. Wow, which became adidas's business rival
Oh, I didn't know that part. Let me see. Let me see what these uh, but they were nazis
Oh, the reason why his name is adi
He goes by adi not adolf not adolf, but his name is adolf, but his name is adolf
So it's adolf. It's adi. So are they nazis or not both?
Both brothers joined links to the nazi party. Here they go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Go go go
Oh, that stinks. Uh, both dassler brothers joined the nazi party. Can I just stop here for a second?
Yeah, I just want to tell the people terry just lifted his leg up and he goes
He like lifted his leg up and like exposed his crotch more and he goes. Oh, that's
He did when he said that farted
Anyways, uh, they both joined the nazi party in may 1933 and became members of the national socialist motor corpse
Um, adolf took the rank of sport watt in hitler youth
He was a hitler youth guy sport wart in hitler's youth of 1935 until the end of the war
So during the war the company was running the last
sports shoe factory in germany
and uh
Predominantly supplied the oh god, I don't know
I don't know how to pronounce that
The hr
m a c h t
So they were nazis we could stop now. Yeah, um in 1943 their shoe production was forced to seize operations in the company's facilities and workforce used to
manufacture anti-tank weapons
um
From 1942 to 1945
Uh, at least nine forced laborers were working at both sites of the company damn so nontes
Uh, it looks good. So in other words, uh, puma and adidas were not used for production of anti-take weapons during world war two
They was nearly destroy it was nearly destroyed in 1945 by the u.s. Forces. It was
Spared by adolf dresser's wife convinced the american soldiers that the company its employees were only interested in manufacturing
sports shoes
Company occupying forces
Consequently became major buyers of the dresser brothers shoes
Okay, now we know about so it's not just adidas. It's also puma. That's nazis
That's no, oh dude. You're actually right
It says the name audidas is all all day. I dream about sports or and and
Shut up and all day. I dream about sex
That's what it writes in there wait, did it say sports?
All day. I dream about sports. Yeah people say soccer because it's like a big soccer brand
But but it says also this is all day. I dream about sex. I like that one in the actual website
On adidas on wiki on wiki dog. No on adidas.com. Yeah, they should have they should bring that back
Yeah
Anyways, all right, so you had a great time. Yeah, it was good
There's a nice little vacation. Yeah, it was good vacation. Okay
But yeah, so I looked at uh flights to alabama
Um this past week, okay for the time we were looking at they're so expensive how much I'm not going
How much I think it was like, uh, there's a note. There's no direct flights
You have to go like through chicago
Okay, and then down to but it's like it would end up being for the days we looked at
just her flights total like 1300 per person
Yeah, I'm not going. Yeah
That's what I said. I looked at it. I pulled that up and I was like, I'm not going at this time. There's no it's so expensive
I think it's like because it's right around christmas the flights are more expensive
Maybe what we should do is just do it next year sometime
We should just
Yeah, I'm gonna I was gonna I was debating because I wanted to go like when I have time off from work
But then I was thinking I might just like bite the bullet and then do it like when the flights are cheaper like january time frame
February time frame. Yeah, I'm down because when like flights are cheaper and stuff. Yeah, I'm done. Hopefully. Yeah
I'm done
I'm done to
Go to alabama. I've never been to alabama. Me neither alabama
I know I don't know what we're gonna do in alabama. NASA. That's it. We talked about this. So we're just gonna go to nasa
Yeah, how about this
Hear me out
Okay, we oh, I think I think I have an idea
I think I think me know what do you think? What do you think? I what do you tell me what you think about the repose?
Uh, what I was thinking what we would do is fly to alabama. Okay, go to the nasa there and then what do we do?
Where we go? We go to florida
We got a jfk and we go to the saturday astronaut tour. Yeah
We spend like two days and then fly back from florida because it's probably cheaper
And then we come yeah, so then we
Yeah, bro trip. I do road trip. We're gonna try a long ass drive
From alabama. Let's look did we already look at this? We never looked at it, but that'd be wild. Wait, wait, wait, wait
Uh, dude, you would have to you would I would have to help you drive
If we were gonna do that we would both be on the
Both we would both feel so we can swap
Yeah, so like if you wanted to sleep because we would just probably just bang it out. We just pound it out
Yeah, we're gonna pound it out. We're gonna pound it out. We're gonna pound it out. We're gonna pound it out
What's the why doesn't mean right standard? What can you tell me what the name of the space station was in alabama again?
propulsion something
There was a name for it wasn't it marshal marshal. Yeah marshal space space
Marshal space space fight center
I think we looked at this terry. I'm gonna scratch it's a 10 and a half hour drive. That's not that much
I thought it was gonna be like 15 or something. I love this. I love this. I love this that's doable. Terry
This is my favorite fucking part of this whole thing from here to eastern washington is five hours
We just both do one of those five hours. I just my favorite part. Am I wrong? You're not wrong
My favorite part is it's 10 and a half hours. It's not that bad
They can go through we go through atlanta that it's taking us to atlanta. We stop in atlanta. Let's go. What's up atlanta?
Dude atlanta is like a big fucking giant fuck fuck
Very sketchy
Really? Yeah
Atlanta is very sketchy like
A friend of mine was there one time
He went to stop for gas
And literally on the gas pump says lock your cars
We'll just okay. We'll drive through we'll drive on the highway through and not stop how about that
No, but seriously you go to like a casino. You want to like fly that or drive that?
I think
On a cost perspective
We can we how many miles how many miles how many miles uh six seventy five
So we feel up like what once twice maybe yeah, it'd be way cheaper than flying and you get to see
It's touristy you get to like see the southeast because I've never been there wait
I've never been in Georgia either. Can we go towards the place that got devastated so we can see it
It's up here. Is it up there right here? Yeah. Yeah, we should go up that way. No
That's out of the way Terry. Okay
Oh, we should fucking do this
Sure, I'm down. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Well, obviously we're not gonna stay in
Are we gonna stay over by JFK?
Johnson Kennedy Space Center
JSC
Yeah, so we we fly into Huntsville do that for like a day or two drive down
Um to the the ocean
Stay at the ocean and like go to the kennedy like two days and then what what's up to the two days?
Enjoy the ocean and be like yo, bitch and then fly back
You don't want to do anything else? No, it's just cost want to go race
Go back to the go back to the go carding from our window
If we do if we do that I have to shit so bad if we
If we do that let's go to Tampa. I mean, let's go to um, not spray farm. Okay, and then find go carts
fine
This has to be like a week long thing
No, I have to shit Terry. Can we take a break? No shit. I'll grab the rice. I'll grab the rice the rice
We'll be right back with the Rex ladies and gentlemen, but we'll be right back. We're gonna play the music afterwards
Please wait for the intermission music to end before the podcast so over zoom
Oh, yeah
Oh
We're done. Okay, we're gonna mission's over. So you down? Yeah
Yeah, I'm down to make a trip. All right, it'll be
depending on my situation
Like my other things
I might might be I might look at I'm not trying to look at January. You let me know try to do give me like at least a month
the notice
So I can put into my time
Do you have vacation time?
Oh, you do I have so much really. Oh, yeah, I did. I thought in the past you always got fucked. I didn't have it
Well, that was back before you had your new thing
Mom
Yeah, brother
Oh, I'm actually gonna probably look it up like
Today because I'm fucking rock hard. You're already dick solid dick solid. You're already dick solid
Dick solid
already dick solid
Wow goldmine terry already dick solid
So it would be a flight a flight to alabama
Flight to alabama and then we leave from is there a is there a
airport in tampa
Yeah, lake lighter international airport
Lakeland lake lin lighter international. There's multiple. We'll go to st. P. Clearwater international airport
International this is fucked that but that's probably like the biggest cheapest one is it?
There's so many airports
Okay, so
Let's uh, so it would be
It would be
It would be leave on like a Wednesday
Fly thursday would be
Um marshal
Well, because remember we need to have a full day to drive
And we need not even
No, but we should we should plan for a full day
You should just we should like plan a day for traveling like sightseeing and things
So if you want to we should leave on tuesday and here's why okay
If we're gonna spend two days at marshal, we probably don't need to spend two days at marshal
No, so we fly on wednesday. Maybe we should maybe we should thursday marshal the space center in alabama
Friday will be the drive to florida
Wait, when do you think we're gonna saturday is the astronaut tour days?
So we have to be in florida for that because that's the whole reason we're going okay
Is that right? Do you remember that? Is that the right thing? What day do you even want to go?
Huh
What do you mean what day don't want to go like what day are we flying down?
Wednesday Wednesday, did you write Wednesday thursday friday? Okay. All right. Just just checking it out. I'm literally writing
Uh, what was it called johnson? No, uh, kennedy
space
Yo johnson can a space center tour
It was like the astronaut tour was like only the weekend wasn't it?
Do you remember that I think it's the third week it was like every month. That's right
So we had to plan we had to plan it was the third weekend and every month and every month
Let's just double check
All day do you want to taste the space Terry all day I dream about sports all day I dream about space
Uh, where was it again? Tell me um tickets no menu menu menu menu menu
Look for launches and snow look for visitor information tours and up
No explore attractions
It'll be
Look at all attractions. Where's that? Oh to the right to the bottom
I think you have to
Uh
Hold on go up. There's the bus tour go. You went too far
down down down
Astronaut encounter me and ash I during a live no
Let's go down. Let's go down
Oh no no no no no no no
Da da da dum dum dum tell me what you're gonna do
Fly with an astronaut right there
Oh, so just go ahead and like get go to tickets go to I'm not like look at the tickets for this. Yeah
I'm gonna
Book a tour right there
Book tour
Does it say third weekend? I don't know just book a tour. See what happens. It says it in here. I remember that
Oh, it did that's what we found it
Flying high in my douche bag
It's like the day it's like the date just like the date just don't worry about the thing just like the date
We're adult packages, Terry. Um, so oh December the second week. I think it's the second. Oh, it's on a Monday too
Dope so January so this would be it right here. So it had to be a Friday a Saturday or Sunday. Oh, not a Monday a Sunday
Yeah, so we could do
Wednesday fly Thursday the Auburn not Auburn Alabama
Space Center Friday drive. We could do the Saturday one
We could do any of those days, but we could do the Saturday one
astronaut tour
And then Sunday
Would be we go back for two days. We did the two-day pass
Because we're gonna be staying on the beach. Okay, we'll be right there and then we'll do
Because astronaut tour is a long tour
So we'll do the other bus tour on the second day because they said don't do two tours in one day. Okay other bus tour
And other shit that we want to say don't do two in one day and it said that on here. Okay
Um, so we do that. Well, we get the bus tour at this one too
This includes it. I think
scroll up
Right there so
No, yeah, um, I think this come this is the ticket price for the yeah
Yeah
Or this includes your ticket for the day continue on the bus tour to Apollo visitor center
We'll figure it out. Yeah, so it's two days and then Monday
Drive to Tampa
Go carding maybe no Sunday
Sunday after we're done because it's not going to be a full day. It'll be a quicker day on the second day
It'll be drive to Tampa
We're not going go carding Terry dude. Let's go go carding. Come on
It takes so much time. It's so much fun though
Oh, okay, so Sunday
We have to
You want to you want to stop in Orlando on the way to Tampa and go go carding? I mean we have to drive through it anyways
Go card. Yes
That same jank place outside. Fuck yeah, like janky area, but then like a dope ass outside track
Yeah, and then Monday will be in Tampa. So Monday would be not spray farms. No
It's not not spray farms
Bush gardens is what's called bush is that gardens is that the is that uh, and then Tuesday fly home
right
Tuesday fly. Yeah, and then
So first day of vacation would be Wednesday
And then we'd be back to work on Wednesday if we needed to so like I need to be back on work on Wednesday because I work on Wednesdays
Oh
That would work for you depending on what if my ship changes. I'll let you know but that's tentative schedule
sure
We'll think about the driving part
But I think it'd be cool
From Alabama because you get to see the scenery of the of the southeast
This is culture. This is america americana
We don't get to see this landscape in our fucking
tree infested
Are nice infested areas
Uh, yeah
Sound like a plan. Yeah, it sounds like a plan stan
200 dollars that was how much it was for the other one wasn't it 200 dollars somewhere on there? Yeah, I think it was exactly 200 dollars
Yeah, it will I would say it was for the vip and houston. Yeah
So we could so january it'll be the 15th
It'll be the week of the 15th or like february, but maybe january it looks the same fucking days. Yeah
So like the second or third second or third week. It's a second week in every month. Yeah
Just one week in a month basically. Yeah
Right Saturday sunday
Okay
Let me I'll look I will look at um
All the costs associated
And give you we can like look at it next time what the costs will be
Okay, because I'm also I'm also planning on going to mexico in like
8
April how you going with your fam with greg and the coal
You really like mexico they have a spot there
I've never gone me neither
Let me know how much that is
Okay, because I've never gone to mexico. I mean either I almost went last year, but it was kind of last minute last year
So I told michael to just tell me next time they go
I want to do this. I really want to do this, but like I don't want to I also don't want to spend a lot of money
I bet you five bucks dude flights after after Christmas or Christmas ever probably hella cheap
That's why I want to wait so that would probably be a cheaper one
But the mexico one you should talk to greg and the coal about because if they want to go
terry wants to go too
Well, they are going and I am going do it can I come they can invite terry
They can invite you if they want you to come you should or you can ask them. I'm not gonna no no
You should ask him. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, you are their friend terry. Yeah, no, you can say hey
I don't want to be true, but I would love if you would like to have me. I'd love to be a friend and hang out
Yeah, yeah, I think so. I'm not gonna like invite you on their behalf. No, no, no, no, no, no like
Like you should just bring it up like hey, hey, I heard terry wants to go to Mexico too
No, you're gonna ask him. That's fine. And if you want to come how much is that how much is it?
I've never been out of the states
uh
I'll tell you I mean, I don't know because I don't know I don't have depending on where they're going, right?
Cancun they're going the cancun. It's not cancun, but it's like near it's on the east side of Mexico
We're near staying all like all inclusive thing. Do they I believe so
They've got a whole area they go to with like attractions and things
Like jungles and shit. I don't know. I like that
I don't know. Yeah I don't know what I, what you want me to do. I'm going through the mountains having a set.
This whole thing
I've been working on for this. Man would
work eyes out trying to get to little Tucson and I think it's pretty
I have no idea
But like roughly April time frame, which is why I don't want to do this too close to I would assume that it would be like a
couple grand
Yeah, I just don't know I think it probably a couple grand. Okay
The reason the reason I think about it is because the room there most of like Mexico's like hotels things
They're all inclusive which is just like
You get everything like yeah, I know so it's usually a higher price because
Oh, they have a whole fucking thing. They like no people there and shit. I don't know but
They know people everywhere. Whatever, but I'm gonna look at this
For the that January week and then maybe that February week, but probably January and
I'll give you a rough price estimate. Okay, so that's not good. It's not swell. Hell yeah, I'm excited. Me too, dude
I'm hard. I'm soft
You vote but yeah, I got to submit my ballot. I
Voted for all the wrong people. Yeah, I voted for all the
all the
Non-white ones
There you go, here's the latest Terry on what election here's a report for you. Okay, Kristen Welker is the moderator of meet the press
Kristen. Good morning. It's great to see you. Hey, Chris. Can you pause it?
I'm just gonna read this headline. Hey, Kristen, and I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you
I'm right what she's gonna say. No, I'm gonna read I'm gonna read the head
Trump Harris tied an NBC poll two days from election. So
Okay, funny thing I had when I was driving the other day
I was just thinking and I go man this election is gonna be wild
Right. Why right just because everything is wild during the election time
And usually around this time people get really into politics and they speak their own minds and after it's done
They're like, oh never mind. It's okay. I don't really speak that stuff anymore. Anyways, I
Was like what happens what happens if
Like they tie no
That's not how it works
Obviously there has to be a clear winner
But what if they what if they did like a they did a recount and they tied again? What do we do?
Do you know how difficult it is to tie the number of electoral votes each candidate gets? It's like impossible
Well, yeah, what were to say tied now? What if it came down to that movie? It doesn't the one vote
What? There's a movie about
Like really there's a movie about
The presidential like candidates tying tying and then there's one person in America that didn't vote
And they found them at a comedy and they were trying to persuade
Persuade him to either vote one way or the another terms like the candidates
It wasn't it was like a serious. It was maybe it was a comedy, but let's play the school one vote movie
I kind of eye-popping Iowa poll will see if that plays out eye-popping
But NBC News has a new poll this morning to at a national level showing this race is tied
Something we feels like we've been saying for months and months isn't it interesting Terry how when they say tied it's 49 49
What since when is tied not be 5050?
Right, I think they're accounting for the other all the independent people and all the other all the other candidates this point
We know there are tens of millions perhaps more than 70 million
A million mail-in votes already early votes already there. So turnout will be the key on Tuesday night. Who has an advantage there?
Trump well Willie it is striking to say
Oh well will it is striking that this is still a deadlocked race according to our latest
MVC news poll in terms of who has an advantage
I can tell you that both campaigns focused on their ground game particularly in the blue wall states like
Pennsylvania Democrats touting the fact for example that they're doing about
2,000 doorknocks per minute
What oh like total for their campaign, okay?
The single candidate is 2,000 knocks on doors every year
specifics about their doorknocks but touting the fact that Republicans are turning out in bigger numbers in early voting than in past elections
Although it's not going on there knocks swing vote comedy
What are we seeing in terms of the closing strategy? It's a comedy movie called what it's called swing vote
Yeah, there's no way that could have been a serious in a remark more turn of events the result of presidential election comes down to one man's vote
Is that a recent movie? No, it's another movie. It was a no
Sunbelt states this weekend they are going to close out their campaign don't you love it how these stupid news?
People never fucking say anything like they have a thing that says they're tied in the polls
And then they just blabber on for two minutes has a kind of cost
Including several stops in
Pennsylvania on the final day assigned the Keystone State could hold the keys. Yeah, they really do need to win Pennsylvania
Both of them to the White House and then of course there is that Iowa poll that Vaughn was mentioning
Which raises questions about what we could see with the gender gap with the gender gap wait until election day
Willie until we have answers to all of this. I don't know anything. I'm just a news lady. Oh, look West
Westerns Nevada City. Hey, that's what the maybe they shot in Western
Let's just do that. Let's let the voters decide
An important one even though your vote doesn't really count this guy so I hate these I hate news people
They like they're talking about it. The both candidates need to win and let's let the voters decide that's ultimately gonna be how they decide
So we don't know anything
Can you look up the will buxton?
Oh
Yeah, I know you're talking about and then that's pretty much just summarize what?
What they're saying what pretty much in other words in other words, they're saying nothing. Yeah
Yeah, it's pretty much what women not women. Sorry. Not to say the women's
What winning means I was trying to say winning means
Here's what can you can you this is what everyone the great will bucks. Yeah
With these new regulations the cars they're able to follow each other closer and then you get more racing better action
In a positive positive positive so think this all think think as will bucks in saying something about the presidential election in the United States
So
Mine is the racing part. Well, it is a race the election is a race
But think about what he's saying. Oh do this. I'm now right here. Okay
Adrian newie
Lanceville
I have to run it low to the ground the lower they run into the ground and so they're
Looks like they're listening to AC DC
It's really physical Red Bull love Monaco. It's their race. They love it. Oh
This is new ground for toto
No, I was thinking of I know Terry Oh
Desperation I know you think crumbling a bit you can see it
You change your car because check has been saying the cars fuck
Fuck
History no one can outspend anyone else
Everyone has the same amount of money to spend Red Bull might have overspent in 2021 and some rumors suggest
It might be
$100,000 on catering. Oh
Wait, what the fuck wasn't that no, but it was supposed to there's that one
This one. Yeah, I
Thought it was gonna be in that compilation. Oh, that's why I clicked if you finish in first position
No, I will that's fucked up. That's that was the one that's the one I was I thought he was gonna say that in this clip
That's why I clicked it. Oh, cuz I know what you want. Yeah, that's what I wanted. Oh
Fuck why is it not here?
Is that it I think no no no go down. It's in this go down in this compilation. Is it yes
You can
See yeah
Have with Alonso alpha towery has an experienced race winner in Pierre Gasly
How would you describe his character fuck me Terry, where is it I think scroll down
Scroll down scroll down scroll down this season someone will win
What's it 22 this one? It's gonna be I think it might be this one
The new technical regulations come it's not it. No, it's not it. I can guarantee it's not it
The cars they're able to follow each other closer. That's not it
Help me Jerry. I can't help you. I think it's in 2022. I
Typed in will Buxen if you finish first you win. It's not what he said. Yeah, you will win That's pretty much the saying yeah
Come on well you want to start from the front because you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you
You don't have to start from the front because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you
Oh, I know what they're doing
What they're carrying a green screen
This man tried to okay fuck Terry
It's normally easier to find isn't it we're we're terrible. Yes, it's like 20 f1 memes 2022 so
22 that's not it god damn it
look
Do you make like that? No because it's gonna play a fucking stupid thing. What do I mean?
Look Terry look look up there and type in 2022
Tell me what to do Terry
Just try that one this one. Yeah
We're never gonna find it
I love that just a will Buxen moment just means saying the obvious thing
Listen here we go this this this thing full shit post listen listen
See those clouds up in the corner that's where the rain is coming from
Guy ish rings from no I can't Terry alright scroll back go back go down it's gotta be here
That's the short we already played scroll down or racing action
Scroll down
DRS chicken it should be in this down what is
I just wish it was him talking
Yeah, that's not saying scroll down. No, that's the oh wait
That's obvious insights. This is it
This is not it
This is horrible having no logic
I don't know dude
House are in a really difficult spot. It's not even bringing a knife to a gunfight. They're bringing a spoon
I remember that the short one. Yeah, oh
Because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind
Same old thing doesn't get old classic little bucks in god damn it
Huh, oh, it's not here scroll up. Yeah, do the drive to survive be like
Let's see so we had to think long and hard about who would be the right teammate for max for staffing
Oh, it's just saying drive make it so
That's it
This is stupid it's not it's so bad
What just type in will bucks in memes and pretty much this is what we sum up the presidential candidates. Oh
God, oh God
Oh memes. Why are you saying this more racing better action we put that we played that one
Drive to survive season five only means. Yeah, just do it
No more Russians and don't be Russians until I go from this planet
Qualifying is everything because it determines your starting position on the grid on Sunday
You want to start from the front
Because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you
Oh, there you go best memes of
Thank you
Just my friends. I'm Lewis Allison and I'm raised from a city's bends. Oh shit. What is it? Oh, yeah
Good thing. I know that one
Fucking car
Because check has been saying the cars fuck
I like how points of an auto like you don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I have it I have it printed out. We are very selfish drivers
But the formula one has to be always good
characters and bad ones and heroes and
anti-heroes
I'm on the dark side. I didn't realize I am on the dark side
I didn't realize Fernanda was only like five eight. It's not very tall. You know, he's not a very tall man
I'm still the bad guy
Oh, this is when he retires
What I'm missing what I'm missing
Okay, I
I hereby announce my retirement from formula one by the end of the 2022 season
And we are changing so maybe some privacy, thank you
It's not in here Terry
I can't find it. It's okay, man. It's just terrible. The best drive to the five season six memes. It's eight minutes
It's not season six though. We have season six already, but that's not where you said it. No, it's in like season two
I literally think I had to change that pants three times
I know the episode already. Let me run it through ready. Here we have Danny Ricardo
What's your the sideline? Yeah, it hurts not be racing
I think then all of a sudden pounds sneak the reeds lock up
Off the track crash. Oh shit
Fast forward
Super quick
Danny looking at like
space
It is what it is. I never left. I never left. I'm back, baby. Honey bud. Just don't give a shit
That was the best thing ever honey better. Don't give a shit. All right. I give up
All right elections tied
That's the start
I can't find it. We just went on a ramp. We just went on a rant
I can't find it. I never found what we needed to do and then I need to save it. I need to save it
As a clip. What it just said a sound clip
Fresh straight to russo if you finish first you win the race. I need to just save that clip. Why can't you just find it?
Oh
Oh, well you find it
Will buxton if you finished first your last if you finish first you don't finish first you finish last ricky bobby
If ain't first your last
I like this one to to finish first you
To finish first first you have to finish
We didn't click on this one. That's
because
That's good. I like it already
Watch it's in this one. I bet it is all right. So I've heard that there's been an update to the race engineers in f122
So let's go and see what's changed
He's like
Oh my god
Yeah, I was well bucks in the game
To aim for pole position next lap so the other 19 drivers will be starting behind you. Oh no, they're inserting him into the game
Yeah, yeah, but uh, thanks anyway. All right, not a bad luck
You're currently in third place try to aim for pole position next lap
So the other 19 drivers will be starting behind you for the race. No, wait. It's like how it worked. Oh my god
That is actually just so crazy
In formula one getting a good start to the race is critical because it determines how the start of your race will go
Wow, you know what now that you say that I'm actually gonna try and get a good start
Oh my god, look at that. Where would I be without wheelbugs?
Wait, I thought I'd have the fastest lap by now. I wonder how far off it I am
The fastest lap of the race was the lap which was completed in the least amount of time
What how is that helpful? Can you just tell me the actual time key? Sorry, bro. I don't have that information right now
Oh my god, you are so useless
Oh
Okay, that's all right, but you know what we can just flash back and pretend that didn't happen
Silence has just fallen on the racetrack. I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means. Are you okay, mate?
What are you on about? It wasn't even that bad
Remember if we finish outside of the points, then we won't get any points at the end of the race
Make sure you push now. Oh my god. Wait. Is that true?
So I need to get a point to finish in order to this video is actually pretty well done
Get points. Oh my god. I can't believe I'm only today finding out about this
All right, we've got Landon Norris ahead who is probably my favorite driver to be honest
So I look forward to be very fiery and your rivalry with Landon Norris is very aggressive
So be careful making what he's not my rival. What are you on about?
You are currently sitting in p5 meaning if it stays like this, we will finish fifth
Oh my god, you know what that is enough waffle for today. I need some peace and quiet. I like that
What you have such a big skill issue what? Yeah, fuck you
Yeah, fuck you. I love it. That's great. That's funny. Okay. I give up. I can't find it. I'm gonna try to find it
I just it's so sad
It's in one of those compilations says it's in season four season four
Well, bucks then s4 drive
Drive
survive
Most of me is just giving me the one that has the drs chicken
guy
Let's pick up by yourself. Let's go
Final corner
Are you sure about that?
Buttack wins the sprint
Max Verstappen comes home to take second place
No, no, no, no, no
It's a lucky black cap
We're never gonna find it dude. Yeah, clearly
We've been going on about this for like I don't know forever. Yeah, we're fucked. That's it. That's it. I can't do it
We're never gonna find it
It exists
It does it did exist. It does it chicken chicken stupid gram fucking app. What your instagram app? No
No
Will bucks then
Let's see it happened in 2022 which is
In formula one if you finish finish in first position dramatic pause you will win
It was in you will win the race
Yeah, it's in uh 2022
So that was when max one is first
No 21 you won the first drive to survive. Yeah, it's on season four. It's in this one. It's in this one
I found it on like an article. Yeah, that's what I'm on. It's in this one
Oh, here's a wtf f1 with uh back when matt was on it
It's it's in this it's in
Hello everybody. Yes
I think he probably has it in here what you want me to do it's in it's in one of those two
What it's on bottom one it's longer I click the bottom already it's not in the bottom one
This sucks I'm done with this. Okay. What else do I'm talking about? Well, we can we can uh do our
Did I say that yeah, but you didn't
Oh here we go in from the one because it determines your starting position on the grid on the sunday
You want to start from the front because it means you've got the other 19 drivers starting behind you every 60 seconds in africa
So a minute passes
Season contracted to williams that means miscellaneous
Beside whether I end up in a miscellaneous formula one car next year or not
Uh, it's a
Lewis is an incredibly clean racer
He rarely gets himself into controversies or scrapes
Just do that a lot
It's time for qualifying at the french Grand Prix
Ah
Of the
I should go back to that black car.
I don't know what to say.
So we're not going to find it.
Yeah, we're never going to find it.
That's it.
All right.
Should we write down who we think is going to win?
Oh, yeah.
We really do need to do this.
So what is it Vegas next?
It's Vegas and we're going to do it for the first time, like not together so we don't
bias each other.
So what we're going to do is Mike, you're going to put something on the telly.
What 30 seconds.
What am I putting on that?
A timer, not a timer, like some noise for 30 seconds.
And then we're going to write down our top five in 30 seconds.
Yeah, online timer, countdown timer.
I don't want a noise.
It'll beep.
Okay.
So like, see, look.
So I need a one, two, three, four and five.
So if we see if it beeps, if I do this.
Yeah, good beeping.
Just find a clip for like 30 seconds.
Shut up.
All right.
I want to beep.
I've used this before.
Really?
Yeah.
I want to beep.
You can choose.
You can try like, like.
Hey, it works.
Okay.
Here we go.
30 seconds.
Why 30 seconds?
Clear.
Hit the clear button.
Suck a dick.
Literally suck a cock.
Hit the clear button.
Suck my dick.
Set it for 30 seconds.
Suck my dick.
30 seconds and makes it go faster.
Oh, so we actually have to be under pressure.
So we have to be under pressure.
Can I think before I start?
Okay.
How about this?
We get, you get, how about make it a minute?
Make it a minute.
It's not clearing.
Terry, it's not cleaning.
Clear is here.
Yeah.
Put a minute on the board.
All right.
We get, we get one minute to do everything.
Starting now.
So we have to do the top five and our numbers.
Top five and your numbers and 30 and one.
What if our number is the same number?
We flip a coin.
Yeah.
We'll flip something to get to get it.
Yes.
And then if say like you, we both do two.
If we flip a coin, you get it.
I'll just take the lower half.
So you always go lower or you get to choose to go lower or higher.
I guess.
Okay.
Does that make sense?
The winner, if it's a tie on the numbers, the winner of the coin flip gets to decide.
Yeah.
Yes.
If they want to keep the number or go higher or do it.
No, they just get to decide.
Yeah.
They get to decide the number that they get to choose.
How about this?
We write down the names that we want.
We don't write a number.
We flip a coin.
And who wins gets to pick first.
Yes.
It's picked number first.
Okay.
Probably be a better idea.
Okay.
So we flip the coin no matter what.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ready?
One minute.
Las Vegas.
One minute Vegas.
So just the top five in the minute.
Time is going.
One minute.
I should put that music on.
That's what I was saying.
We need music to this.
Because stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
All we're going to do is sit here in silence for fucking one minute.
How do I do the Jeopardy music?
Just go to Jeopardy music.
Just go to YouTube.
Type in Jeopardy music.
Do it for a minute.
Oh, you are just a little feisty boy.
I'm not feisty.
You just, I'm just trying to make this so simple.
You just make it so hard.
You're just a little feisty boy.
I was about to write down something.
Jeopardy music?
Yeah.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do.
You can just type in one minute game, show, music or something like that.
I have to quit Firefox for a minute.
Oh my.
Whenever you use, I've told you this before, but whenever you use YouTube, log out with
a VPN on, they just throttle you because they don't want you to be using a VPN and
they want you to be logged in so they can track everything you do.
And so I think shutting down the internet session and restarting it will reset that.
There are more videos who click the slower and slower.
Oh yeah, no.
I know, but not logged into your account with a VPN on.
Yeah, logged in Terry.
It's going to go fast if you're logged in.
I'm talking about anonymous using, anonymously using YouTube.
I don't want you to do that.
I have logged in.
That'll be faster.
I have logged in because you're logged in.
I have logged in VPN and brave.
The issue is not being logged in.
Jeopardy.
Just, just typing, just typing like game music.
One minute.
One minute game music timer thing.
You don't need Jeopardy.
Ready?
One minute and two seconds.
It's just a timer.
There's no sound.
Oh.
Fuck.
It's too fast.
it's too loud.
You
Okay, okay, what's your people tell me I have well what is what is your one max
Lando
Look Claire Max Lando the Claire it's just good
Pia Stree Pia Stree oh look at you science Russell I was debating science
or so yeah I was debating you want to see I wrote Pia Stree piss Pia's pass Pia's
tree okay all right so then now you can just go online or you can just have your
phone and then we'll see you get to choose the you can call it coin count
coin just the coin tails you got tails tails okay so I got my number so
Vegas what is it again it's red flags red flags DNF safety cars safety cars
safety car VSC DNF red flag yep two three it's gonna be cold yeah okay I like
this this is a better way to do it 100% 100% and always take us you know like I
said 20 races to notice to figure this out and now we're better for it yeah
well it just I'm gonna write cutter is cutter and our cutter cut cut cut top
and then one two three four and then Azure Azure by John is it no it's Abu
Dhabi Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi still final race and then we have to wait three months
with no F1 again season one by pretty quick actually no it didn't it was pretty
long it was pretty long okay Las Vegas Norris Norris in let's see there's like a
bunch of people that are under investigation right now yeah for doing
that that whole Norris Russell Sonoda and Lawson face FIA investigation for
Brazil GP a board start do you think that they'll get a grid place penalty if
they don't do anything now they'll get a grid place penalty for Vegas do they do
that when they when they do it after the race they do it for the next race I
mean that's what they did the first happen when they gave him oh well first
happen took a new engine which is a five that's just normal though yeah I don't
know about if they do a penalty after the race do they give him a penalty for
the new or a grid position for the new race well if they see this is what I
don't like it could where they're like we're gonna investigate it you have two
and it two to three hours to figure it out you could see it people people are
talking about that during the race the common commentators but then the other
point was there's so much happening during the race that you you have to have
everybody looking at like the live to keep track of other things that you can't
like spend time like looking and there's three stewards there's three yeah I
think no at least how many stewards no but but but there's 20 cars Terry so
there's a lot to do and I'm not looking at all 20 cars I know but they need to
be constantly looking at shit so that was the argument they said as to why they
wait till the end they always take forever how many weeks off two weeks off
before Vegas or three two weeks off I'm gonna double check this because last time
you said a number and it was wrong for Austin how many racing stewards on F1
weekend and F F1 racing steward count three oh that's it three stewards
selected by the FAA for international pool of F super license one steward
not nominated by national sporting authority for country hosting race as
we total that there are four or five stewards involved in decision-making
process for each F1 race weekend so four to five there's four to five of them
wait so every race one of the stewards gets picked by the country that it's in
according to the FIA rules a panel of stewards is appointed for every grand
a pre weekend this panel typically consists of three stewards selected by the
FIA from an international pool of FIA super license holders one steward
nominated by the national support sporting authority of the country hosting
the race and the chairman of the stewards is also appointed who has to be in
constant contact with race director throughout the weekend so there's a
bunch of people watching this shit it's not hard yet trip another triple header
than another triple header interesting it's not hard like if you have if you
have so much going on Terry but like hear me out no you're you are the race
director you are the steward there's three of us there's four of us might be
well the race director is not a steward is he I don't know I don't think so anyways
there's four of us there's four stewards to say there's four stewards right and
we're two of them yeah and it goes oh there's a false start there's like an
aborted start someone left it's like okay let me for I'm gonna figure this out
I'm gonna watch this I'm gonna watch this yeah I'm gonna watch what happened you
like pick that thing and you go you three there's three fucking view keep
watching you can watch 20 fucking cars it's not hard pick but here's the thing
here I think they have to all deliberate on each issue that's fine we can
deliberate while I'm watching it watch your fucking screen you're watching the
cars hey man it looks like Lando you know left before the board start yeah
looks like that way okay just fucking deal with it be an expert in the rules
so you'll do it better and that's what you are you're an expert in the rules and
you can't fucking follow them yeah are you excited for the upside down pig
yeah what excited for the upside on pig remember the upside on pig that's last
Vegas upside on pig it'll snout and then the legs actually looks like a fucking
it's like a messed up hat like on the left hand side I don't really like this
race I like it just cuz it's like ambiance was it wasn't it a good race
last year no no it kind of was because it was like max versus Leclerc and there
was like lots of like excitement at the end there there was max you know max was
gone no but like there was there was points in time Sergio versus Leclerc
there was points in time where like max and Leclerc were fighting there was some
good battles yeah you're a bitch yeah it was really it was really cold so yeah
and I don't know what's the temperature they're gonna blow off another drain
valve the viewing I'm gonna be viewing section is not gonna be that great I
heard that they like hella lowered the prices for this one yeah okay compared
to last year yeah sure cuz they needed people to come cuz no one was buying
tickets what was I doing oh temperature so two weeks I have a computer I don't
like that it's at nighttime and it's also on Saturday I know I think last time
I saw it was like in the 60s but not at night at night that's how cold it is no
at night it's in the 40s so it's gonna be nothing that race is gonna be fucking
trash that's why they have to like have soft tires and like heat the fuck out of
them we can't you can't even heat the tires of yeah
yeah dude it is like right what if I'm looking at this right and if they do it
the right way cuz they're doing it at midnight don't they think they do it at
midnight ten o'clock what ten o'clock okay so if it's ten o'clock hey look
Terry it's the only race where our time is track time yeah right it's the only
race that only race yep yeah besides well everything in America is pretty much
couple hours two to three hours Mexico and Austin are pretty close but I'm
looking at this weather see you know that I'm looking at this weather what what
the race in the race 22nd yeah 23rd so if I look at this right and if this is
how it's gonna give me like roughly overnight temperatures right now 42 in
the 40s gonna be cold it's in the 40s but that's that's the thing they picked
they picked this time of year no no no they didn't have to do that for Vegas oh
yeah they did it's I mean it's a lot warmer but like they could do it in the
summertime yeah work it's not like 80 wouldn't that be better yeah so why did
they put it in fucking November cuz they're dumb it's the only time the the
city had like an opening or something they could like lock down the whole city
probably probably has to do with that no you don't think so no I think or I
could just be logistics wise I think it's logistics like timing and like I
think it's more the logistics thing cuz I think so in all honesty if they're
smart about this if they were smart about this if they were yes if they're
not if they were smart about this why cuz you can you can hit the three North
American races in one stretch yeah but you don't want to bang them all out at
one time though you want to have some variety well you can go to Canada yeah
you go to Canada to Miami to oh there's four yeah Canada to Miami to Austin to
Vegas you don't want to bang them all out in one time you want to let a break in
between so that more people like have different options for going don't care
like different times you don't give shit like if I was what do they do for
2025 did they do make smarter decisions you think they made they only moved like
a couple no it's still the same same thing USA cutter obli
if another triple header yeah triple header triple header they're doing the same thing
why are they doing that a triple header than a triple header like let's see if I
was if I was the logistics dude I just be like hear me out bro I don't give a
fuck you're you're gonna make money no matter what
logistics seems more if you just go somewhere in like May see like how they
go to the US in May just knock out some may shit maybe throw this or the Vegas
throw out Vegas in there move Imola down move Vegas in there which switch Miami
in Vegas yeah cuz Miami's always humid it'll still be warm in November in
Miami or at least warmer than Vegas yeah a time of year yeah yeah actually wait
wait you're smart you're so smart yeah that's why that's yeah you should be
paid by the form of the one I should be paid by the fire the ifa the fiat if I
a Miami I just about Miami wrong and go figure okay hear me out right now I
think the only reason why they want to do it hurricanes that's a great point
Terry they want to stay out of that area at an hurricane but also it's it's 80 it's
79 80 to 70 is it hurricane season over by November no it just starts doesn't
hurricane season start in like August no September October November yeah wait
when did we go November yeah that's when the hurricane yeah so yeah they
could do it it's like 80 degrees down there and humid and raining so what's
different oh Miami in right now okay yeah if we did that they would work yeah
you just get more red flags yeah they just don't want the downpours they don't
want the risk of the next Sunday it's partly cloudy but I'm saying but 21
chance the threat like the chance of a hurricane could ruin the entire event
yeah which they obviously don't want to they want to mitigate that and not have
that happen so like that's understandable yeah they could swap Austin and
Vegas they could do Vegas first in October at least do a little bit better
it doesn't help a lot yeah you would have to move one of those like and then
Austin in November where it was so it's not as not as fucking hot well Austin is
probably how hot's Austin but again Austin is a day race so like Austin
right now isn't fucking 80s 71 yeah so that could work yeah we can make this
work but it's like they have a contract with Coda probably for the end of
October yeah and they you know they probably had everything already set up
for all these venues which is why they have to just slot new races in wherever
they can fit I just feel like putting putting Vegas where it is if it's gonna
be fucking 40 degrees outside I just got high-pitched I mean you could say that
they are there might as well just you might as well just run fucking a set of
fucking full wets at least they're smart about like typically they do like
Middle East at the very beginning and the very end so it's not so it's not dying
hot like that at least is smart so like they do smart stuff somewhere you you
have to you have to put and they do like all this like right there where it says
Canada that's me they do all the Europe stuff like Canada and Austria you like
move Austria like you just have to move everything down a little bit because you
can put you put Miami and then you just put Vegas
that's all I'm saying you want to put Vegas Vegas right between do do a double
header do a double header with Miami and Vegas yeah and then slide imola week or
something yep like modify the rest of Europe yep that's what I would do yeah I
again Terry I think it's purely they like they have contracts no I get it
and I'm like imola they have certain times that they can have it the racetrack
yeah that's what it is they can't just move imola I don't think I'm just yeah
I don't know like that's what it is it is I'm telling you there's reasons for
their stupidity you think it's just stupidity I think they're just fucking
stupid no I think there's reasons Terry no I for me you would have to change
Vegas because racing in racing in you know 40 degree weather too cold way too
cold they're gonna be driving on ice it makes it more exciting they crash they
slip I would if I was me I didn't they have that they slipped and then hit that
corner a couple times who is that was that Landau or turn one piazzari it was
turn one no there was another thing there was another thing I'm thinking of
it was like this runoff over here yeah Landau did it that's right that's what I'm
thinking Landau crash yeah he just went full-blown at it slippy slidey no he went
into the barricade and just scooted we can look it up Landau just race highlights
race race highlights 2023 suck my cock there's only one no they used to do it
back in the day shut up okay
it is showtime look how cold that is all the people like in the pits were like
having jackets with like beanies yeah because it's fucking cold
on the streets of Las Vegas which is pushing people see like they're all
sliding shit
there's like no grip
one
there's no grip because he's bouncing
that's a strange one
I love that alpha tower he's gonna do that again Landau I'm gonna do you again Max
gonna win the championship Landau's gonna DNF I'm not watching this whole video
it's not you good to rip this bitch yeah I'm gonna wrap it up you could have ripped
wrap wrap yeah hit it that was that was that was great I just want you know that
was fire that was the first time I've hit the board all I'm actually really
impressed you know it would be great if I don't hit it ever if we could end this
episode with you not spazzing out and just doing and settling for the one
button okay self-control huh self-control do you have it do you have it I do I
don't believe you hold on stand by pitch if you hit another button it means you
have no self-control and you're a failure no you can't even do it even the one
you think might be good you can't do it you'll you'll never live it down I'm
ending it