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If if either of us has any votes at any time, I'm gonna like if
you had a vote, I would accuse you of cheating and if I had a
vote, you would accuse me of even though like I promise you I
won't vote. I'm not gonna vote either. But you know, it'd be
really funny.
Really funny too. It's that for your precedent and then in the
description, someone someone votes for the guests or like
guests and we're just like, what? Who fucking what if you
know what would be really funny is everybody's waiting for
the 5th of November to vote. That'd be great. That'd be cool.
I'd be like that. I was just chilling with Tyler yesterday
and I was like, we were looking at movies to watch and I was
like, yeah, you want to watch V for Vendetta. You can't watch
that until November 5th. I told him I said, Hey man, you
know what movie should watch on November 5th? And I'm like,
yeah, V for Vendetta and he's like, Oh shit, never seen it.
He's never seen it. He should watch it. It's a good movie.
I played him the speech. The thing that you want that you
pulled up last time. You pulled it up. I don't pull up
anything. Yeah, but you told me to. I didn't. I don't think I
told you. I think you did. No, no, no, no. You just were like,
no, I was I was playing shit and you're like, yo, put the V
for Vendetta speech. No, no, no. And I searched it. I you
like directing me to do it. No, no, no, I'm cool with it.
It's just that I know why you that. No, no, no, why are you
doing to play the great dictator of speech? You're like, Oh,
you know what? Speech is really good. No, no, no. Play it back.
Run it back. No, yeah. I swear to you. You also told me to
play the great whatever dictator. No, I said you should play the
great dictator and I said, you know, it's really funny is that
are played the V for you to also tell me to play the view. No,
I didn't. You did. Terry, I'm gonna go. Your movie is V for
Vendetta. No, I'm looking at the transcript. What? I don't
even know. Yeah. Space nerd. Space nerd. Yeah, go back to
episode 136. NASA space. NASA space. Did you label it right?
Yeah, NASA space. Yeah. Yeah, this is where we talked about
are you serious? I'm dead serious. I'm looking back in this
trans fucking prescription. I'm tired of your bullshit. Can you
search it? No, then you're not going to find it. Oh, I'll find
it. Don't worry. Do you really think that? Yeah. Why? Because
we talked to do we was it last episode that we talked about
it? Yes, sure. It was last episode that we played on it.
Sorry. Space Marshall. WWW. I played the the year was this
one. I played the newsroom speech. You you said oh, you
know what speech is great the V for Vendetta speech. No, I
did not. You directed me. I did not do the right YouTube video
to play. Nope, I did not. I don't think we talked about it in
the last episode. That's insane. I think it was the episode
beforehand. No, yeah, it has to be. Maybe it was no, it was a
lot. It was the receding hair. My masters could have been I
think it's receding hair. I guess my point is Terry, my point
is is that you're fucking wrong. There's no chance I had the
idea to play that you because I don't know that speech very
well. You watch this movie once a year. I don't know. No,
no, no, no, you know, I said, no, what I said was God, you
fucking piece of shit. You know why I just want to say the
reason why Max prevailed over land those. Oh my God, I like how
you just randomly fucking brought that up. You little stupid
fuck. All right, here. All right, Windows. I found it. I found
it. I found it. I found it. I found it. Watch your mouth. Son
of a bitch. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. I found it
by the way. Okay. Where is it? I don't know who said it.
What though? That's the real question here. Oh, because it's
just words. Do we go? Do you know this guy? Josh do Mel? Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah. Do him. Do you know the time stamp? Yeah,
I know of it. Yeah. What episode 135 receding hairline masters
stand by receding hairline masters. Yeah, claim that guy
Fox Knight was a Protestant protest. What say it again? Hold
on. Hold on. You said it said 103. You said because Nellie
apartment gets naked. No, you said that. No, you said the theme
is anti government thing. Yeah. It was around one 103. Customs
such as some Hain are disputed. Okay. But yeah, I just like
when she said that, I was like, wait, hold on. I always watch
there's always like a couple of movies that I watch over and
throughout the year. Oh, you always watch. No, no, no, no. Hey,
hey, wait. And usually it's just like two every fifth of
November. I watched me friend at a but no, no, no, no, what the
fuck did I say? I didn't say anything about just wait. It's
100%. It's a really great 100%. You can guess what I like it
because now we part of it gets naked. No, the themes in it. The
anti government. I government things. Um, but I was like
three minutes in go to like one of six Christmas was the voice
of this guy. Yeah. I don't see any instruments. And she had
to actually talk to hot in this fucking movie. The powers of
observation continue to serve you well. You go weaving. I
think there's there's some movies and then I always listen to
September by Earth, Wind and Fire on September 21. Which one
was where we at? Where we at? What's the time frame?
You're a loser. 104 104
is beautiful. Perfect stage could not be asked for. I love
that Hugo weaving was the voice of this guy. Yeah, wait, you
probably told me to play this clip earlier. Correct? I did not.
I did not. But somebody decided not you did hold on. Hold
on. I disputed. Okay. But yeah, I just like when she said
that, I was like, wait, hold on. Right here. Right here. Fuck
you. Stop. Right here. 107 I said 107 107 107 go to 107.
Hold on. Tell me first 107. No, tell me first. It says 107.
You've ever heard the ones? Have you ever heard of the movie
The Great Tiktok with Charlie Chapman? I don't know about
that. You should look it up. Why is he standing there? Good
evening. Good speech. That's the end of the V for Anita. No
noise right here. Listen, listen, listen. I think the
speech from the Greek. That was the end of the V for Anita.
So I'm going to go back. I never I never asked for you, Dick
weed.
I caught in this fucking movie.
The powers of observation continue.
If you don't, then always listen to September by Earth
Wind and Fire on September 21st.
If you don't, it's earlier.
I'm not talking about the dictator one.
What are you talking about? Like what? I'm going to show you
that I'm right about the V from the dead. I don't think you
are. So shut the fuck up and let me show you.
What you just played evidence.
Shut up. Shut your fucking mouth.
Beneath the house of Lords. Yeah, try to blow up everybody.
And then yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to go back to the V for Anita.
I'm going to go back to the V for Anita.
And then yeah.
I never realized that I never made that connection until you
just said that he's just trying to blow up parliament.
What the fuck would we pick that as our election day?
Because we're fucking crazy.
We're going to we're going to blow up parliament.
That's crazy.
That's a little outrageous, but we're not those festivities
mostly died out with the onset of the American Revolution.
Claims that Guy Fox Night was a Protestant replacement
for older customs such as some Hain are disputed.
Okay.
But yeah, I just like when she said that, I was like, wait, hold on.
Talking about experience.
I always watched there's always like a couple of movies that I watch.
What?
Where did I say?
The year.
Can you shut up for a minute?
Where in the did I say anything about watch this fucking speech?
Where?
And usually it's every fifth of November.
I watch me friend at a because it's a good it's a good movie.
It's not a percent.
It's a really great movie.
You know, you can guess why I like it because now the apartment gets naked.
No.
Yeah.
Also, yes.
Anti government thing.
But I love the I always watch a never before Christmas.
Focus, focus.
Like I can hear you typing in the background.
So I do watch that.
I think there's there's some movies and then I always listen to September
by Earth, Wind and Fire on September 1.
September by Earth, Wind and Fire on September 1.
I think it was before this.
No.
Were you recommended we go play it?
No, I recommended it saying.
I'm in the transcript.
Shut up.
I don't think I said anything about listen to this fucking thing.
I think you're I think you're conspiracy theorist.
I said no such things about it.
Go fuck yourself, Mike.
We were talking about how attractive Natalie Pormant was with no with buzz cut.
No, you we were talking about women that have buzzed hair cut that are still attractive
that are still attractive.
Yes.
And then we talked about.
I'm very excited about the film that did this review.
You said V for Veneta for all the actresses have shaved their heads now.
Portman because she is a fucking dime anyways.
And then you go.
But like it's like when she shaved her head, she like dude.
She's so fucking hot.
The transcript is always not perfect.
It's not the greatest.
But yeah, I said nothing.
I said, you know, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I said nothing.
I said nothing about play the clip play the clip.
You I could have sworn you were like you'll play the V for Vendetta speech.
No, you are the one that instigated it.
I just I play the randomly speech.
You're like, no, you were.
Yeah, no.
Hocus Pocus losers.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Let's see who you weaving.
It's a class.
It's like she's doing this.
She's doing this.
Like going it all in and like actually shaving her head.
That movie it made it even better.
But it's a it's a classic forever.
Mike Mike Mike and she'll forever be known for that role.
Shaving her head.
It's like Mike Mike Mike Mike.
Terry Terry Terry Terry.
What's what's the like biggest thing from the V for Vendetta?
What's the biggest thing like everybody?
Like that.
Remember remember the first November.
More like a saying.
Remember, remember the 5th of November?
What's the 5th of November?
That fucking thing that happened?
I don't know.
Oh, the election?
You're just like...
That's crazy.
It's gonna blow up!
Wait a minute.
Remember, remember the 5th of November?
The election...
Do you know what the historical significance of the 5th of November is?
Wasn't it like someone getting hanged?
It was like some dude that got hanged.
Because of parliament?
Yeah. Guy Fox Knight.
Wait, yeah. Hold on. Stop.
112. We're getting into this monologue now.
This is good.
It is a fucking banger of a speech.
It was you, you fucking Nimrod?
112.
Go to 112.
Exactly 112?
Go at like... 111.
111 straight?
111 straight on. Go.
And then he...
All the people who worked in there, he gave them all masks and tape over their mouths so they all had to run out and speak.
This one, Terry?
Yeah, look at that.
I have seen this before.
Yeah, this is like the amazing speech.
The conqueror of Bustelich. The future emperor.
No, this is past the...
No, no, no. It sits right here. You stop it like...
This is great, right? Yeah.
And then you talk about...
This is the one... So I didn't... whatever, Hans Zimmerman or Zimmerman or whatever like that.
Yeah, Terry, you're talking about the dictator speech.
No.
Yes.
Maybe.
Oh.
For what?
To speak.
I can't.
You must.
It's not only hope.
Why are we doing this again?
Look at that. Great. No, no.
Greatest acting monologue.
This is it right here.
This one's a good one.
Let the music.
Wait, I found it.
I found it, I think.
I don't believe you. You keep lying to me.
What do you like to do? What is the...
When is it?
I have to approve you wrong.
I like... I think I like your favorite I saw.
I did that quote.
My favorite quote is this. Do you remember?
Do you remember?
You know how about this, Terry?
How about this?
Hear me out now.
We move on.
Yep.
And then between now and the next recording,
I will listen to this entire episode and approve you wrong.
You won't.
I will.
I'll do it tonight.
I swear to God I will.
I think you underestimate my commitment.
I think that's the show title.
You underestimate my commitment?
You underestimate my commitment.
Because I don't see where I talked about saying
we should watch the broadcast scene.
You did.
Okay, moving on.
I'll next show.
Folks, put a ribbon in it.
Put a thing in it and I'll bring it back next week.
I don't think so, dude.
Cool.
Okay.
You're wrong.
How am I wrong?
You can't support us.
Sorry about that.
You can vote for us.
Vote for me because fuck Terry and I'm right in this debate.
I don't...
We just spent like 10 minutes just bickering back and forth about the stupid thing that
we should not care about.
Nope.
I care and we're not bickering.
I don't understand how you care so much about that.
I don't care a lot.
I just care a little.
Sounds like you care a lot.
Nope.
You do.
Nope.
How not?
Nope.
What?
No.
You do.
You understant my commitment.
Honestly, I don't think that...
What the fuck was that noise?
It came from my computer.
I thought it was outside.
I don't think that you under...
You don't understand that it was you that instigated the fucking scene.
Nope.
Yes.
Nope.
I said move on.
I don't give a fuck, man.
Move on.
All right.
What are we talking about today?
What's on the agenda?
We're talking about the race.
Well, I'm talking about the race.
The judges.
Let's not forget it.
Let's get on with the race.
Let's talk about the race.
While we're thinking about it.
Yeah.
So.
What's the next race?
Koda.
Mexico.
Can you play the banger of a song, please?
Hey, I was already doing it as you talked.
Pigs.
Pinsle please.
Pinsle.
Pinsle, pencil.
Is that alcohol?
That was...
That was bad.
That was...
alcohol. Wait, what's on? Is it good? It's mine. Yes, Terry, of course it is. This one's an okay one.
It's kind of not that great. It's very me. That's, you know, that's a great way to describe this one.
It's a very like mellow kind of blandy one. That's good, but it's me. Yeah. The fuck? All right.
Wait, when I tell you, don't write until I tell you ready? Okay. Get ready.
You have to do it by the time the song's over.
You have 20, you have a minute left. One minute left.
He's writing, folks. He's writing. He's writing fast. One, two, three, four. He's writing.
50 seconds.
40 seconds.
30 seconds.
Done. Yep. You have 20 seconds left. All right. Now your turn. I get to restart the time.
No, I got to hold it first. Wait, you picked a number? Yeah. Did you pick the number last time?
Yeah, I lost. Oh, that's right. The loser gets it. Loser gets it. You lost, you lost Austin. So I,
Yeah, I did. You won't look if I won. Yeah, I did. Hey, doesn't matter if I win by an inch or a mile,
winning's winning. Give me the fucking pad. No, no, no. You said you can't. It's going. Oh.
All right. Max.
He wrote Max. All right.
Hell yeah. Max the Clair Lando Russell Sainz. What we should do is do a blind thing so you
can't see what I pick. That's a great point. Like what we should do is like I'll write mine in here.
Mikey, I'll write mine in my notebook and then we can write them later. That's what we should do.
Like you write yours on here. I want to fucking fight for the championship actually.
That's actually a lie because I just fucking screamed my lungs out for like a half an hour for Max to win
and not Lando. So I just lied. I just lied to you all. I literally just lied to everybody.
I say I want Lando to win, but I don't. I don't want Lando to win. I like you want to be close.
I want it to be close. Like it's making good racing. Like the last like watching the Grand Prix. I
don't say don't carry wins the championship. I just want like close races. I just want close racing,
which is what we got, which is what we're getting because of the close like contention to for the
title. I really only care about race to race. Yeah, I don't care about like if the race was good,
the race was good. Like my like my favorite team is Red Bull. I am a Red Bull fan. So
like where's your fucking shirt, bitch? I didn't wear it. It's Austin. I get it. You got to wear
it on the Austin day. Yeah, I got it. America. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of anyways. Got a
lot of what I got a lot of Jews. He said it. Not me, folks. Vote for me. My opponent, my opponent
thinks of the Jews. The Jews think. Sorry about saying the Jews word. Jews. Jews. I said Jews.
I've seen Jews. He's saying Jews. Yeah. Orange Jews. Yeah. Orange Jews. Russell.
Under pressure. Yeah, it's true. It should be a blind one. It should be blind. You're right. Yeah.
From now on, we'll do blind. Yeah, it'll only take us 19 rounds to go through it.
So pal, so pal, so pal, so pal, then Vegas, then Qatar and then Bahrain,
so pal, we get back to back to back. We get three in a row this week. Big bang. We have a triple
header and then a break and then a triple header to end the season. I think I think so, which is
crazy. I just think it's crazy that Vegas and then Qatar back to back Vegas, Qatar and Bahrain,
but on no, Dobby. Oh yeah, my best opposite side of the world though, Vegas to Middle East,
like in one week is a lot. Dude, I don't want to. Do you think like how they set it up like
logistic wise? Do you think that? No, they didn't. They only set it up based on track availability
and like shit. They did not think about logistics this year for some reason. Do you think that
they like start setting it up like months in advance? Yeah, years in advance, probably like a
year out. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. Mexico's a racing track. They already announced. Is it not? They've
already announced next season. Really? It's probably the same. I don't think so. I thought they had.
Like the dates and everything. I don't think so. F1 2025 schedule.
Fuck, I can't spell. Supercharge your yes. Yeah. What is that? Read the label. Spin it.
It's called. It's called the Yes Lee. Yes Lee energy. Yeah. Supercharge your yes. Yeah,
I just want to keep saying yes all day. So I guess they didn't announce it. They did or did not?
It looks like they did. I told you. So we got Australia, China, Japan, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia,
Miami, and Malia. Can you slow down please? Monaco. What? Can you maybe read slower? Oh,
you want me to read slower for you? Australia, China, Japan, Bahrain. Do I have that? Saudi,
Arabia, Miami, Imola, Monaco, Spain, Canada, Seattle, Australia,
Britain, Australia, Belgium, Hungary, Netherlands, Italy, Zandvoort. Just kidding. It's on Zandvoort.
It's Azerbaijan, Azerbaijan, Singapore, Singapore, United States of America, quote unquote,
Mexico, Vegas, oh Vegas, San Pado. Wait, they're doing Austin then Vegas? Or no, Austin then Mexico
then Vegas? Interesting. There's no Qatar in there. No Qatar next year? Doesn't seem like it.
Okay. Wait, so it's Austin, Mexico, Las Vegas, and then Abu Dhabi. Oh, what the fuck?
Really? Maybe I'm mistakenly reading something. Really? You sure? Nope, it's there.
Oh, thank God. It is. Yeah, it's the same as this year. Just next year. That sucks.
The same? Yep. Same tracks? Yep. Same order? Yep. Really? Yep. It's not the same order.
Yes, it is. Australia wasn't first. Australia was first. Bahrain was first. No, it wasn't.
This year? No, it was Australia. This year it was Bahrain, then Saudi, then Australia.
No, it is different by one race.
This is why I know I'm right when it comes to my comment at the beginning of the show.
I don't think so. Well, wait, we'll wait and see. I bet you dinner. I'm not eating dinner here,
but I bet you lunch or dinner. Let I'm right. A meal? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, because I know I'm right
and you're wrong. So what's the bet? I think you promoted the choice of the watching that
speech and you think what? I did not. Oh, not that I did, just that you didn't. I didn't instigate
to watching that speech. I instigated watching the Charlie Chapman speech. So you're saying
you did not instigate watching the Vifernida speech and I'm saying you did instigate it.
Correct. Deal. Sounds good. It's live. It's on the internet forever. Virtual shake.
Virtual shake. It's on the intranet forever. It's in space. Space Force. Yeah, it's saved forever.
Please stop it. Whoops.
We get this next week. We get Mexico. Are you excited? Yeah, I'm going to see Paris launch to the sky.
I would be surprised. Dude, what if... Hear me out. Hear me out. I don't like the track.
Hear me out. Neither do I. It's a stupid race. Hear me out. What if Red Bull? What if Sergio
just wins it? Mexico? Yeah. Someone's cooking. It smells good. Oh, maybe it's your food.
Do you have a window open by your Instapot? No, but that smells not coming from outside.
It's just rummaging the house. It's just chili going in my Instapot right now. Oh, dude,
it smells good. It's just meat and beans and zucchini and red onions and spices, mixture of spices.
Write it down folks. Tomato shit in there. What else?
Little nuggets. What do they call them? Brussels sprouts? Nope. Not vegetables.
Lentils. Lentils. I put lentils in my... Isn't lentil a bean? No, lentils are a little legume.
That's a show title. Little legume. Lentil. No, little legume. Do you know what a legume is?
A legume? A legume. L-E-G-U-M-E. Is it not a bean? Here, we're about to learn. Lentil beans are soup.
Legume. I don't think it's a legume. It's a bean. A legume is a plant in the family
Fabbase or the seeds of such plants. Let's look. Lentil beans are a type of legume.
No. Legumes are beans. Yeah, so it's a bean. No. A bean is a legume.
Lentils include beans, chickpeas, peanuts, lentils, lupins, mesquite, kera, tamarind, alfalfa, and clover.
So a bean is a legume and a lentil is also a legume. So black beans are legumes?
Correct. Beans are a type of legume. So it's a family of things. No. So it's a family. It's a family of beans.
No. Legume is a bean. No. Bean is a family of legume. No. It's not true. Sometimes I wish you
weren't retarded. I'm not. How am I? Because you're saying it wrong. A legume? You're saying a
legume is a bean, but in fact a bean is a legume. But what? Can you read this, please? Lentil beans
are nutrition. It says lentil beans. No. What does your packaging say? What? What does your packaging
say? My packaging? Yes. I don't know. I've got them in a jar. Okay. So you opened the package
a long time ago, so I don't have it to read. Where did you buy it from? This fucking store?
Where? The fucking bean. It's a bean, dude. Legume. Lentil bean. No. Lentil packaging. Pack.
I'm confused. How are lentils packaged? Oh, it's a different language.
Lentil mix. Nutrient pack lentils. It's just a type of legume. What are you talking about?
Why are lagoons, why are lentils in the fucking bottle? What do you mean a bottle?
Scroll up. Like the top right one. Oh, that is what you mean. Like they're in a bottle.
That's a student project. Packaging of the world. Bottles? Moondow. That's definitely photoshopped.
Yeah, 100%. So legumes are in there and yeah, and everything else I said.
That's just a lot of paper. Did I miss anything? Beans. Yeah, lentil beans. No. Where?
Lentil. Organic lentil. Yellow lentil. It's not a type of bean. It's a type of legume.
A bean is a type of legume. Maybe I'm maybe a little type of maybe I'm getting like legumes.
There's a family of things. Maybe I'm getting the lentil and bean part confused. 100%. Yeah.
Okay. I backtrack. I digress. So that's what's cooking in the kitchen for all the folks listening.
Lentils and beans. Aren't both legumes. Lentil beans. Yes. Look up. Look up. Rob's red mill lentil beans.
Rob's red mill. Red mill lentil beans. Rob's. Rob's. Really? Bob's. Sorry. We got it. It's fine.
You'll get it. Red lentils. It's that one in the middle. See it says lentils. Heritage beans. No.
This is saying like, no, we make heritage beans. No. This package is full of lentils. It's
it's fucking bean. Hey Pacific Northwest grown. That's us. Hey, shout out. Lentils are quick
cooking and remarkably nutritious, providing a healthy dose of fiber, iron and protein and
every surveying the mild earthy flavor make lentils a terrific choice for hearty soups, chilies,
salads and pilafs. What's a fucking pilaf like rice pilaf? The fuck is rice pilaf? You're
fucking Asian. You should know this. You don't know this. I might know what it is. If once you see it.
It's like a rice dish with like, oh, yeah, I've had pilaf. Yeah, rice pilaf. Yeah, yeah,
I've seen it. Yeah, it makes it with other shit like fucking like a weird non stir fry kind of
thing. Well, it's definitely not a stir fry. Yeah, just a rice dish. Put your foot. I like it. It might
be. Oh, yeah, you like it. Once you rested on it flat, like me felt me feel weird. Oh man,
I want to make some rice pilaf. I used to love rice pilaf. You know what I like peas.
They put peas and rice pilaf. Give me some other food ideas. What have you been cooking lately?
Recently. Yeah, I made butternut butternut squash soup butternut squash soup homemade. Yeah. Did you
make it? Don't lie. I helped. Yeah. See, you lied right there. I didn't lie. I said, did you make it?
And you said I helped. Yeah, I did. I cut all the vegetables. No, I cut all the vegetables. I put
the water in the stock and all that shit and got all that stuff. Did someone have to tell you to
cut the vegetables? No, don't lie. No, don't lie. No, I asked them if they wanted to tell me the
ingredients. What what constitutes butternut squash soup butternut squash? There's butternut squash.
It's just yams. You have to start it by being a smart ass. Butternut squash.
Okay, what was in it? Butternut. Any meat, any meat butternut squash. Okay.
You know, that should be a fucking show title butternut squash.
Butternut squash. Butternut squash. Yams. Actually, just butternut squash soup would be a fucking
fire. Yeah, butternut squash.
An onion, red bell pepper. Okay. Celery, carrots, yams. Did I say yams already? Yep, yams.
Celery. Have you ever had a winter zucchini? No. Do you know what that is? I just wanted to talk about
this. Keep talking. And then any meat? Bacon. And then you put it in raw or cooked it first?
Cooked it first. Cooked it a little bit and then put it in there. Yeah, put it in there. And then
garlic, thyme, tarragon, oregano, red crushed peppers. I don't like oregano. Yeah, it smells like
armpits. It's kind of jank. I use very little when the recipe calls for it. And then that's pretty much it.
No, winter squash. Have you had winter squash? Winter squash? No. Not zucchini, winter squash.
No. Winter squash is an annual fruit representing several squash species with the genus
Cuber, Cuberty, late growing. Apparently it's a fire. You put it in the oven. Apparently it's a fire. You put it in the oven and you bake it and it gets all soft and then you scoop out the innards and it's delicious.
Yeah, they put like, you put olive oil on it and you scoop it and then you mash it all together.
Terry fucking knows. And you're supposed to not eat the crust because it's hard and shit. Yeah, it's like a, what are they called? A gourd?
Gourd. A gourd. Types of gourds. Yeah, I was thinking it was a gourd. Look at you, bro. So it was a soup fire? Yeah, it was delicious. Did you have just a soup or did you have another dish with it? I just had soup.
No, like bread or anything? Oh. Chips? Yeah, some soup and chips. Chips? What kind of chips? Not good ones. What do you mean? Like Cheetos?
Okay. Wait, really? Wait, with the soup? I mean, after I ate the soup, it was actually more like a... Was it an appetizer? It was more of a pre to the soup.
Oh, snacking. Yeah. But like the meal was a soup. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And it was fire? Yeah, it was good. I liked it. I'll eat it again. I wolfed that shit down. Just suck that shit down.
Anything that's like actually made homemade well, you'll fucking slobber it down? Yeah, dude. I love homemade food. Yeah. Homemade food's way better than like...
You just don't want to make it. I just don't like making it. Right. I mean, I've been like cooking more recently, but yeah. What else have you been cooking?
Do you want to... Sorry, I shouldn't interrupt. That's okay. That's my fault. I'm trying to figure out like what I've made in the last couple months.
I think I made red curry. Wow. So extravagant. Yeah. Red curry. I can't really remember. It's just like a blur at this moment in time.
Do you want to know a hack for cooking like healthy? What's that? But like quickly and simply? What's that? And it's like solid? What's that? So what you do is...
Three ingredients meals? Yeah. Yeah. I mean three or four. Yeah. So what you do is, I mean, I love rice. So find like a really like high quality rice.
So like I have a mixed one. It's from... It's made from a farm in Arkansas. Yeah. I know what you get. It's like that purple shit. Yeah. So it's like really high quality, healthy rice.
How do they know it's healthy? It's harvested on a regenerative family farm in Arkansas. Small batch. What?
I feel like a dumbass. Small batch. Small batch of rice. Small batch. No. But how do they know it's good quality? Because their farm is regenerative.
Okay. Do they have like nutrition saying that this is good for you? Do you know what that even means? Regenerative? Regenerative agriculture. It means they do different...
They put the animals, different kinds of animals, like go around all the things, all the areas and shit everywhere to fertilize it. So they don't spray any fucking bullshit. Okay. The animals fertilize it. But rice is not generally good for you.
No. That's the thing, Terry. Until now. They raise different crops. So it's not monocrop agriculture. They don't make a giant cornfield and spray with glyphosate. Until now.
No. When you think of rice being bad for you, you're thinking of like terrible, like processed white rice. Dude, this ain't your mama's white rice, boy! This is good as shit. I got some in the fridge.
So, listen up. How much does it cost for a little like one pound bag?
It's not cheap. Can you give me a roughly of a figure? It comes in a little carton, which I think...
It's one pound, right? It might be two pounds. No. I don't know how heavy it is. What is it called?
Ralston Farms. Ralston Family Farms? How's a... R-A-L? I'll do it. You can't do it. I don't know what you're fucking thinking.
Ralston... Ralston Farms. I think it's this one. Let's get sponsored. This is it right here. That one? Ralston Family Farm. Okay. So this is it. We're going to go to their website.
Why don't we just get sponsored by them? Fuck you. Let's send an email. Want to send an email? Not really. You don't want to get sponsored? You get free rice?
For life. Okay, so this is the extension of our sponsor. Here we go. Oh, I can buy 25 pound buckets? Oh, Terry. Terry. I don't fucked up, folks.
Oh, shit. We found bulk ordering. So we're going to go... Oh, look at those hands. Touch that dirt. We're going to go more. So Ralston Family. So meet our family.
Why is every farmer so big? Yeah. Yeah. This is it right here. This one right here. Regenerative Journey. So we're going to learn about this today, Terry.
So we're going to meet our family. I don't want to meet them. Meet the Ralston Family from seed to spoon. That's not good. That's not agriculturally good.
That's just farming equipment. Yeah, which is gas polluting the rice. Regenerative farming means not spraying like pesticides on your farms. I get that part, Dougie. This is fine. No.
You want them to do it all by hand? Yep. You fucking... Oh, you want shit to be expensive? That'll be expensive. Yep. By hand. Oh, 100%. Here we go.
At Ralston Family Farms, regenerative farming is a variety of sustainable techniques in combination to conserve and rehabilitate the food and the farming system
focusing on soil regeneration. That's big. Biodiversity also big. Water conservation. Yeah. All right. And enhancing not to polluting this land we call home. Okay.
They have bins. Terry. Do they use solar? No one cares about that stupid shit. You sure? That doesn't look like rice. That looks like wheat.
Shut up. We're gonna watch a video. Oh my God. You brought this on yourself. I almost made it through a whole episode without... There's a lot of focus. A lot of focus. I think they're in Arkansas. No shit.
On regenerative farming. And we just want to take a little bit of time to... Look at those tram lines. Regenerative farming means to us and how we're applying it to our operation here at Ralston Family Farms.
He's an American farmer. American farm growth. The thing with regenerative agriculture is it's all about soil health. If you fix the health of the soil, everything else kind of falls into place.
The cornerstone of regenerative agriculture is eliminating tillage that is so often used in production agriculture and organic farming.
At the end of the rice harvest, we go into the fields and plant a diverse blend of cover crops. Cover crops maintain living roots in the soil to feed microbial activity, reduce erosion and compaction, enabling water infiltration and providing a mulch cover to reduce weeds.
Unlike with conventional planting, we are using a no-till drill designed to plant into the soil with little disturbance to the soil surface. No-till planting is done directly into previous crops, double or cover crops.
The drill flattens the cover crop to act as a natural weed barrier that retains moisture and provides organic matter with upcoming crops.
He's missing. Missing some lines. Ralston Family Farms borders the Arkansas River. We use this renewable surface water to save energy and preserve natural groundwater.
Our precision leveled fields and alternate wet dry irrigation allows to reduce water use throughout the growing season. Our mill is 100 feet.
Go fuckers! My friend!
I mean! Come on!
Linking these practices together along with crop rotation creates the perfect environment for the soil to produce a healthier rice crop.
At Ralston Family Farms, we are excited about using regenerative farming to protect the environment and provide a healthier and more nutritious rice for our customers.
Man, that makes me want to become a farmer.
Oh my god, this dude is just grabbing his fucking... oh my god, he's just running in with his goddamn blend of fucking rice.
This helps talking purposes.
Oh my god, I don't believe we're talking about Ralston.
So it's 24 ounces. So it's a pound and a 16. That's 8, 24, 8 to 24. So it's a pound and a third.
So...
$6.
The standard MSRP is $6. You can get it on sale sometimes for lower, but I try to buy a lot on sale, but...
But you're supporting good things, Terry!
No, no, no, I get it, I get it, I like it, I like it.
Wait, is that a lot of expensive?
Or is it just regular? I don't know.
You can get like a two pound bag of rice for like six bucks.
It's just... you just saw, you're supporting high quality preserving the environment.
I'm doing my part, Terry. I'm a climate influencer.
Yeah.
And I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Yeah.
You're doing it.
Okay, so...
So, in this thing...
So, you want to keep talking about this or I can finish my meal recommendation for you?
No, I really want to try to find you the 25 pound bucket.
So we're gonna get there.
So, hold on.
Wait, so if you do that, that's not how it works though.
Aromac, purple, red and brown rice.
Aromatic.
Aromac.
Aromatic.
The brightest flavors are natural.
How do you get aromatic in there?
Read? You mean I can read?
Aromac.
Air, row, read. Sounded out, Terry.
Ar...
Row...
There's no I.
A.
Ar...
R.
You're stupid.
There's no fucking I in there.
Alright, we're shopping live.
25 pound, but six packs, Terry!
Six packs.
God, this dude's fucking hot.
Heart is a rock.
30 grams of carbohydrates.
Terry!
Red rice!
Oh my god!
Purple rice!
They have grits.
Natural rice grits.
Was your blender there, baby?
This is mine right here.
Okay, so what'd you get?
Oh, 36 bucks?
That's not bad.
Terry.
That's pretty good.
What's six times six?
36.
That's not bad.
It's the same price.
Go up.
That's down, dumbass.
Go to the shop.
Go to the 25 pound bucket.
I'm gonna get one of these.
Do it.
See what you want.
I hope it's on discount.
I bet you it's like 100 bucks.
That's a deal.
I'll say 70 bucks.
That's gonna be more than that.
25 pounds?
I'll say like 100 bucks.
Let's go there.
Let's go around.
Keep going.
Go fucking going.
Nature, is this on?
Yeah, it's that one.
Nature's Blonde.
Is that what it says?
Yep.
Cook it.
$75.
That's a fucking steal, dog.
Mom, my brother.
Yeah, my brother.
Buy it right now.
Let's go.
Buy some rice, baby.
I'm gonna send a picture of this to Tyler.
Don't.
You'll get them too hot and heavy.
Wait, do you have more?
Yeah.
Hey, Terry.
Wait, can I buy more?
Yeah.
Click where I say where to buy.
I'm hard as a rock right now.
I see that.
The ferry terminal is when I relate.
Powered by destiny.
Scroll down.
Just scroll down.
Scroll over.
Publics.
Keep going.
I'm gonna go down.
Publics.
Keep going.
Can you go back?
Where?
Go back.
That's why they have it at my place.
Okay, so go back.
Jungle Jim's international market.
Jungle Jim.
I just want to see if it's in like, oh, it isn't one of those ones.
Safeway.
Yep, Safeway.
Kroger.
Costco.
I haven't seen them at Costco.
Whole Foods.
They got all the stores, Terry.
I'm just wondering because if it's there, I might buy some.
Just come get a fucking bag of my jug.
I'm gonna buy a big bag of my jug.
I got this on the picture.
Tyler loves this rice.
I know about the story.
Oh.
The first time he came over and I made dinner and then we had this.
He's like, this is the best thing I've ever had in my life.
It's so fucking good.
Wait, is it good just plain?
Yeah.
Because I'm a plain eater rice man.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, do you have some?
Yeah.
It's cooked in the fridge.
Go grab it.
It's cold.
So?
If it's good warm, it should be good cold.
Go grab it.
Are you gonna stay live?
Yeah.
Go grab it.
It's a big ass thing, Terry.
Grab it.
I'm not bringing the whole thing out.
I'll grab it then.
I'm gonna pause for five seconds and we're gonna go.
You're gonna put something in your mouth and come right back.
Okay.
Okay, we got the rice folks.
All right.
We got the rice.
We got a cold rice patch and a hot rice patch.
This is the nature's blend from Rawson family farms.
All right.
Aromatic, aromatic, aromatic, purple, red and brown rice.
All right.
So I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try the cold, cold ones first.
Just for the, you know, folks, you should never eat cold rice.
It's no good.
Wait, is that a deal?
That is a deal.
What is?
It's not bad ration.
24.
This is regenerative.
It's pretty good.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I left the package in there.
I could compare it by kilograms.
You said it was 1.3.
1.3 kilograms?
I don't know.
I can run in there.
Keep talking.
Go get, bring it back.
Bring the one back.
Just bring it back.
I should have, I should have brought it back.
We are gonna check if this is a deal folks.
And then I'm gonna text my brother a picture of this because.
What?
Because my brother likes this rice too.
So I'm gonna buy a big ass carton of it and then he's gonna be like, yo, thanks dog.
Thanks for all the rice.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna give him half my pack.
Okay, we got the small box.
It's 680 grams.
I'm gonna do a math thing on live on the show here.
Yeah, why don't you do a math problem while you're doing it live?
We'll do it live.
Yeah, do it live.
We'll do it fucking live.
Yeah.
Spread sheet.
Okay.
Asians love rice.
I just want you to know.
Okay.
25 pounds is.
This is some good shit.
It's good stuff.
Hell yeah, brother.
Hey, hey, hell yeah, brother.
$75.
There is something in there that makes it a little bit more nutty.
Mm-hmm.
25 and then what is it?
1.3 pounds is 16 ounces a pound Terry.
Yes.
Yeah.
So 1.3 pounds.
Well, this would be the $6.
Yeah.
I think it's the combination of the rice that makes it.
It makes it good.
So I would recommend it.
100%
As I am Asian.
What?
Oh, it's a fucking good deal.
It's a great deal.
Oh yeah.
That's a steal.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Why would I not say that's not a steal?
That's a steal.
Yeah.
$4 a pound.
$3 a pound.
So if you buy it at the store, it's like 460 a pound in this size and then it's $3 a pound there.
Yeah.
That's a steal.
You should just order it right now.
I'm about to.
Do it live.
Hold on.
I got a text.
I got Tyler to fucking finally use SIGMA.
Tell him whoever you're texting, tell him about the good news.
That we found.
You just blend.
Terry, you got to spread it far and wide.
Yeah.
You got to spread it far and wide.
All the great news.
No, because if I spread it far and wide, that means they're just going to up their prices.
No.
You could just send him the link.
No.
It makes it even funny if you just send him a link.
I want to draw on the picture.
God, I'd say you have a picture.
So I text Terry yesterday.
The other day.
Friday.
Or yesterday.
It doesn't matter.
Just say the other day.
It's fine.
I text him a picture of me watching like some part of the Austin Formula One weekend and
I pause my TV on like the shot of the grandstands we sat in last time.
I take a picture and I circle.
And I circle the picture.
I circle the picture and say, Terry, hey, Terry, the grandstands have a roof now.
I'm dying.
You took a picture.
Like this is it.
It was like aggressive.
I know.
No, that's just a regular circle.
Okay, I'm texting him.
I can't believe you're doing it live.
Doing it live.
I do like how do you think we can reach out to them so they can sponsor us?
I don't know that they do that, but we could try.
We don't want like we don't want like for sponsors.
Obviously, it's a certain sponsor.
I wouldn't mind just like supporting them.
Just be like, hey, here's what's going to happen to you by Ralston's.
We're going to do Ralston's.
We're just going to do a plug for the next 10 episodes at the beginning of every show
where we just plug Ralston Family Farms Rice.
Well, if we ask for free, we're just not going to want to.
Yeah, we should reach out to them.
Just like, hey, we've been plugging your shit because we love your rice.
They're going to listen to this and then be like, yeah, we're not doing that.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
We're not doing that.
We don't want to coexist with these motherfuckers.
Hey, everybody, I'm going to buy like go to these go to the, I'm going to buy like, dude,
I've been getting into prepping.
Oh my God, I'm going to buy like a fuck ton of these and have them in the pantry.
Oh my God, dude, they have an expiration date.
Read it.
Tell me what it is.
It's rice.
It's dried rice.
June 17, 2026.
Yeah, I go through this shit like candy.
You're going to go through 75 pounds of rice.
So I, I, I mean, how much?
Hold on.
Let me ask you something.
Two pounds a week, probably.
Okay.
What's two divided by?
What is two divided by 75?
No, 75.
52 weeks a year.
Two pounds a week.
That's a hundred.
75 divided by two.
So I'm going to spend a hundred pounds a year.
How many is this 25?
So I need three, you know, four of these a year.
You need four of them.
Yeah.
To survive throughout a whole year.
Hey, Terry, for that's a lot.
Hey, Terry, we have here, brother.
You're going to spend $300.
I think you underestimate me.
What's wrong with that?
When you're lucky, you like it.
Because the funny thing about it is you can go to like, let's say, for instance, you can go to Costco.
They don't have any good rice at Costco.
You could buy a 50 pound bag of rice for like 25 bucks.
But they don't have any good rice at Costco.
I mean, that's a church.
I'll spending $100 on rice.
That's a short title.
Actually, you know what we should do is come on.
Mike, you know, you should do is as our, as our photo.
Just for the seat.
Just take it.
Just have a photo of that.
Wait, wait, wait.
What was it again?
Control shift.
Command shift.
Control.
Command shift for command shift for that.
This is our show image.
It's going to be 25 pound of Ralston family's fucking.
That's a great shout, Terry.
You know what?
It's going to be a spending $100 on rice or small batch.
Small batch.
They're not, it doesn't say small batch on it, by the way.
I know.
So you lied.
Yeah.
So it's not even small batch.
Yeah, small.
So wait, you're going to be similar that rice?
You're going to have some.
Okay.
Take a pack home.
I have like a bunch on the shelf.
Okay.
Six bucks.
$6 or is this like one time free?
I don't.
I'm not going to charge you for rice.
Why not?
It's $6 for a premium rice.
Every time you take a meat stick or a Laura bar from my house,
Terry, a Laura bar, I pay like $1.25 for each bar basically.
You pay per bar?
And I buy in bulk and that's how expensive it is.
Why don't you just, where do you buy a bulk from online?
I buy by the case.
And the meat sticks, even on sale or like a buck,
at least a bucket stick.
I don't care.
Terry, I don't care.
So if you're saying if I'm going to give you a six bucks of rice,
the answers, yeah, I don't care.
I don't mind at all.
I want you to be introduced to good shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm good.
I can't wait till come like next week when I come back and Mike just
has like three bins for four bins of this shit.
This is a great idea.
I'm so happy you brought this up.
You know what?
I do not know.
You know whose idea it was to search this on the internet?
Me?
You know whose idea it was to search the V for Netto speech on the internet?
You?
I almost got you.
You did not.
Okay.
So we got this.
That's beautiful, Terry.
Yeah.
Order right now.
Scroll down.
No, no, no.
Just hit, no, no, no, stop.
At the cart.
Yeah, but you can add more than just one to cart.
I can do it in the cart.
Yeah, yeah, special notes.
Yeah, keep going.
Nope.
Keep going.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, go back.
Why?
I want to buy it.
I know I get it.
Go back.
Why?
Go back to your, go back to your, no, no.
Go back to your shopping cart.
Oh my God.
Why are you so fucking weird?
Save it.
No, no, no, no.
100% when you purchase two or more products.
Okay.
Then buy two more.
Does this count as two products?
Or I pay two different products.
Should I put this in here?
Yeah.
Instead of writing, I love this rice.
What's that right?
I love you.
Who's you?
I love the Ralston family.
I love Ralston.
Is that how you spell it?
It's an A O.
Ralston.
Ralston family.
Rice.
And thank you for saving the planet.
Thank you for, no, no, no.
Thank you for, I think it's Ralston.
Is it not?
It is.
R-A-L-S-T-O-N.
Look at the HTML.
I know.
R-A-L-S-T-O-N.
I did it right.
Ralston.
Yeah.
You put an A in there first, but yes.
Ralston.
And thank you for supporting.
There's a big space in there.
Thank you.
And thank you for supporting local.
Regenerative sustainable American.
Oh.
American farming.
Yeah.
I love Ralston family rice and thank you for supporting local.
Regenerative sustainable American farming.
Ghost space force.
I can't believe you're really writing this.
We're, we are going to give you a free shout out.
Yeah.
I like it.
I actually do this.
Yeah.
I do it.
Fuck it.
What's the worst that can happen?
Oh, wait.
Did I actually say podcast or say there's no audience?
Hold on.
Oh, no.
You might have to rewrite it.
No.
Go back to your cart.
Just go back to your cart.
Fuck sakes.
Oh, I didn't say podcast.
Okay.
So hey, check out.
I fucking can't do this.
Terry, I can't order this like this.
Wait.
Do we get 15% or?
You did.
You just had my two, Terry.
Yeah.
Two or more.
You dumb fuck.
Just not.
But I thought maybe it meant like two different kinds.
No, no, no.
It's just dude, you and this other person names like my like
smartest fuck, but stupid in the real world.
Yes.
How do you say it, Terry?
You're the smartest, dumbest person I know.
You're the fire going on outside.
Smoky.
You're the smartest, dumbest person I know.
Oh God.
Oh, there's a fire.
Mike, you saved $22.
But what's the money?
Dude, there's a money, bro.
They started at the window.
Where's we're out there just like smoking or like.
What's going on?
My neighbors just out there like as we're like screaming with
the window open.
Who gives a fuck?
It's fucking.
Yeah, dude, putting your putting your information.
Should I actually do this?
Mike.
Mike, hold on.
Mike, look at me.
Yeah, look at me.
Do you love this rice?
Yes.
Is it worth the amount of money?
This amount of money.
You are protecting the earth.
Here's the thing, Terry.
I'm going to buy these big ass jugs.
It's a matter of do I do it right now or like later today?
Just do it now.
But I want to think about how many I want.
How about this?
How about you just buy four?
Fuck it.
No, I'm going to wait and see if Tyler wants some.
Just buy three.
Yeah.
I want to hear me out.
Do you want to buy three?
Yeah.
I want to hear you.
I want to hear me out.
Do you want one?
Look at me.
Hey.
Mike.
Mike, look at me.
I am.
Okay.
Just buy three and then if you want one, you can just give it to him.
It's not hard.
Easy science.
And then if he doesn't, you have three.
Those last longer.
Yeah.
You'll all you have to do is buy one more.
Terry, my credit, my credit card is going to be associated with that.
What do you mean?
When I make this order, when I make this order, that note I wrote is going to be associated
with my credit card, which has my legal name on it.
I want to do that.
Terry.
Do you think, hold on.
Do you think the Ralston family is going to know is going to make sure your privacy,
your privacy is like number one to them?
The answer is no Terry.
I'm not super concerned.
Do you want to do it on mine?
With your credit card?
I don't give a fuck.
Just give me the money.
You don't care.
I don't care if my name is associated with that thing.
Okay.
Do you want to do it under my name?
Do you, are you like absolutely married to the idea of typing that shit into the thing
saying, check our podcast out?
I don't care.
But you don't care one way or the other?
I don't care one way or the other.
Yeah.
But if you do not want your name associated with that message.
Well, I don't actually type my name when I order stuff.
So did you know this?
Like when you order something and it comes to your house, you can like do this.
Yeah.
I never find my real name on packaging.
The name on the card.
Correct.
We'll have to be your real name because that's the name on the card.
Yeah.
Well, you can write the name on the card.
I just do it this way because I don't like the actual box coming to my house having my
full name on it.
That makes sense.
So there's that.
But yeah, the credit card has to have it.
Well, technically you could just probably write your initials.
I don't, I think name on card has to be the actual legal name on card for it to work.
I don't know.
Try it.
See what happens.
Because if you can do your, if you can do your initials, they're not going to know your
name.
I've never tried my initials on an order.
Try your initials on an order.
You shipping is billing?
Yeah, that's true.
Well, does it have your middle name too?
No.
But just that.
First try it.
Fuck it.
See what happens.
We fuck, we ball, right?
We're high paying Americans here.
I have to get my card.
I'll go grab it.
No, no, no.
I have it on my computer.
That's cool.
I got it.
Three seconds and I have it.
Three seconds.
Do you know your password?
Yeah.
It's fucking long as fuck.
I tell you that.
Holy shit.
Dude, can you tell me?
Did I get it?
Oh!
Nailed it.
Can you tell me your password?
Look, Terry.
My credit card right here.
Dude, oh.
So I just got the cards.
I put it in my password thing.
Dude, I've, so about credit cards, since we're talking about them now, we're done talking
about this for, we're good.
Well, I have to order it.
That's fine.
Buy Ralston.
Ralston family, rice.
Buy local.
Or domestic.
True.
Yeah.
Local or domestic.
So I had, so I get it.
It is.
Look.
I got my new card.
I was going to laugh out loud.
Oh, you got a new card?
But not a while ago.
But when I got it, that was the new code and I literally laughed out loud.
Dude, for some reason.
Okay.
So the other day, I, you got to type in your address and shit.
Oh, I did not ship the Pio boxes.
I got a new card.
Oh, I did not ship the Pio boxes.
No shit, because it's 25 pounds of fucking rice.
Um, free shipping.
Oh yeah.
Guess what?
And there's no tax.
Why?
Because it's food.
Good point.
Nature's blend, two pounds.
I mean, 50 pounds.
Yeah.
So I'm getting the discount.
Why don't you just get three?
No, I'm going to buy two because that's the discount I get.
It's free shipping anyway.
I can make another order later.
But what if, but what if you're, what if Tyler was like, I'll give him one of these
and then I'll buy another two.
Cause I'll get the discount again.
How about this?
How about you just buy it all?
No, I'm going to try it out.
Try it out.
Okay.
That's my address.
That's my number.
So save my information.
Let's see if it works.
So my name on card.
It's not going to work.
You don't think so?
Yeah, it's not going to work.
If it works.
I'm a fucking genius.
So far it looks like it worked.
Go look, go to your email.
See if it works.
Oh dude, you can get recipes from them.
You can get Ralston farm family.
Look at me.
Have a nice, have a rice day.
I love, I love doing this cause then it's like when you get the emails like hi,
I am we're getting your purchase ready.
I never, you know, I never thought about one day shipping.
No, no, no, let me read this to you.
Okay.
It's hilarious.
Hi, hi, I am we're getting your order ready to be shipped.
We will notify you when it has been sent.
Have a rice day.
Exclamation mark.
Shout out to Ralston farms.
Shout out to you too.
So I'm getting 50 pounds of rice.
That's solid.
I'm going to save so much money.
I'm saving you money.
You just saved me so much money.
Yeah.
A lot.
You know what's really good too is that you doing what you just did is you're
you're smart.
You're supporting a domestic regenerative farm.
Yep.
A farm family farm, but it's also going to them because you're buying bulk from
direct and you're not cutting out the middleman.
You're cutting.
Yeah.
Cause in reality that could be like three bucks.
Maybe no, cause they're selling them for $6.
Shout out to you, Terry.
Shout out to me.
So anyways, about credit cards.
Do my, my card got skimmed.
You never heard of skimming?
Like where they scan it with a little reader.
Yeah.
Like some person can just walk up and like, if you were, where were you?
This is the problem.
I was into coma.
I was like, uh, getting food with a gunther.
Shout out to him.
You think this was like the public situation?
It had to be.
Really?
Yeah.
Someone like scanned it off you or something.
Somewhere.
I didn't really go anywhere that was like somewhere, somehow,
is your wallet not RFID blocking?
I have an RFID like thing in there, but it didn't work.
It didn't work.
Um, aren't most new cards supposed to be like good protected against that shit?
No, it was my, it was my, my, my credit card that I have.
It's older.
The one that you use that I use.
It's older.
Yeah.
And so all of a sudden you had charges on it.
Yeah.
I got random like two charges for like one was like a hundred and something bucks to
like some fashion, like fucking clothing company.
Yeah.
I'm sure it's not you.
It was not me.
I don't shop at this.
I think it was called like super Nova.
I was like, I don't know what the fuck that is either.
I had to look it up.
Um, and then like that went through, did not know at all.
And then all of a sudden, I didn't notice it because it was like a low amount.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden the next day, someone tried to buy something for $238.
Same, same place.
I'm like, and they're like, I get a text saying, we're finding some suspicious things.
Cause you don't order like that.
And I don't order.
Well, cause obviously they know like my algorithm of stuff and it's usually buying food and
like other iPhones, iPhones.
Yeah.
And so they, you have the opposite problem as me.
Yeah.
When I try to buy shit, it like rejects my car.
Yeah.
And I have to overwrite it.
And then, and then like, so I get a text saying like, did you approve?
Do you know anything about this?
And I go, no.
And then all of a sudden my car goes freeze.
It goes, boom.
Yeah.
50,000 miles an hour ago.
Freeze, freeze.
We froze your card.
I get a phone call from them.
Like instantly I'm like, they're like, your phone's been, uh, card.
Yeah.
My card, your card frozen, should like a word, give me a new card, like everything, like
everything just stopped.
And then instantly I'm like, damn, that was quick.
And then I call them and they're like, Hey, we see some like of this, whatever shit.
And I was like, yeah, I don't recognize this and this and like, so you don't, so you
don't, you don't recognize this and this is like, yeah.
So I don't recognize this and this and they go, so just to confirm that you don't recognize
this and this.
And I go, yes.
So you have, is that a new card number now?
I got a new card.
Yeah.
With a new number.
With a new number, new everything.
Yeah.
New, complete number and everything.
That's annoying.
Yeah.
Especially if you like had that number.
The really cool thing about it was too, which I thought was pretty awesome is it was seamless,
which was like, so they're sending my card, but I had my, I had my card on my phone.
Yes.
Which Apple pay or something.
Yeah.
Which they'd transferred it over.
So it didn't have to like go through the process of me calling them or getting approved
again.
So it was just on my phone.
I had the new one so I could still use it just on my phone.
Which is really cool.
Or just use cash.
I have cash.
Slow tech.
I buy almost in cash.
In person.
I don't use a card in person anymore.
So what do you use for your like credit card then?
I mean, I stupid shit like this.
Well, no, if I'm buying online, no, I use a credit card.
But like, if I can use cash, I use cash.
I take that statement back.
This ain't stupid.
This is great shit that you're buying.
Yeah.
Great shit.
I mean, like if I'm like buying groceries at the store, I try to use cash.
Because why the fuck not?
I guess.
What do you mean?
Do you have a piggy bank?
Multiple.
Hm.
Define piggy bank.
I'm talking about like your loose coins.
Oh, yeah.
Because obviously.
I got a thing on the shelf.
You can look at it when you walk out.
Oh, is it like a jar?
Like a net jar?
You got it.
It's an old Costco mixed nut jar.
Correct?
Correct.
Is it correct?
100 for 10%.
No.
Please correct correct here correct
It's not on there anywhere. I don't think
Terry you took it off. No. Yes
What yes, no, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh come on what that thing do no you took it off. I
Don't believe you did
Wait, can you just play from here? You can clear it you can edit it correct. Yeah, it's not on there. Oh
You can do it live. I guess so you can delete them from there. Yeah
During the recording
Dull clear wait, what are the choices? Oh call you can change the color. Yeah, so like say like
What else can you do Dave Lucas is yak? What is edit? What is edit though? No, no, hold on. Hold on
What does edit do make it red?
Do the edit try the edit one
edit oh
We hold on we're doing it live you can loop it. I'll go it
Continue it. Yeah
You can change the DB's on the right
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Terry. No
Yeah, that's not good. That's not good. Sorry edit loop off disables chance to disables
play
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, what did that even do?
Yeah
That's loud yeah put it back to like negative five or six hit it. Yeah, like that two more
Yeah, okay
See check mark save it save it save it
What wait do it again? What did that do wait?
I don't like it too loud. What's your own info? I should never found that sign. I should never done that. Oh
Yeah, okay, so
We got off topic and so what I was saying about the rice was
So you want to look a simple healthy meal to make on your own?
I'm so surprised that you take this rice you put it in the instant pot and cook it
It's super simple. I can show you how to do it
I know how to make rice normally get in some pot. Why you have rice cooker? I have my fingers
Do you have a rest trigger? I do have a rest cooker. Is it lined with Teflon? Probably get a rice cooker
You get in it's a pot with stainless steel. Hear me out. Hold on before you say anything. I know how to cook rice
without
Using a program. I know how to do that
Do you know how do you do it like an normal pot? Yes, okay do that in the pots I gave you yes, okay?
Cook that nice and tender
Vegetables your choice. I like
quartered zucchini or squash chopped up
Rainbow carrots a nice mushroom sliced up a pepper you roast those vegetables your choice broccoli whatever you want
Yeah, cut it up on a on a sheet pan a little bit of oil mix that shit around okay
I like avocado oil. It's good for you
Sprinkled salt and pepper you mix that shit in to get it all nice and covered not too much oil on a sheet pan any oven bake
Roast these vegetables. Do you put it on a bowl?
Do you put it in a bowl first mix it all up?
Or do you put it just on the pan?
Um a bowl is probably the best way to mix it up
But you can do it on the sheet pan and just kind of work it with your hands
I just thought I would ask just give you a bowl or a pan roasting the vegetables baking them in the oven on a sheet pan
Rice is going on the stove
Veggies in there and then it meat we want to do meat
We want to do meat in a skillet now if you want chicken you can do chicken if you want like beef you can do beef
I'm telling you a pound of ground beef
Or like chicken breasts cut up into little pieces in a skillet just cooked salt and pepper
Whatever other seasonings you want it can just be salt and pepper
Ground beef cheap simple healthy. Okay. Yeah, I've been doing some exotic meats, right?
So you can get fucking venison at the store ground venison. Yeah, I had it last night fire got it in the fridge
You can try it if you want
So you've got your meat in your skillet chicken beef whatever you want
Simple veggies roasted. They're out of the oven. The rice is done a
Bowl get a bowl out of the cabinet get the bowl
Scoop the rice in the bowl. You can do whatever you want extra salt or not hot sauce
Whatever you want. Yeah, yeah vegetables in the bowl meat in the bowl
You can mix it up if you want you don't mix up you don't want okay
Eat it a full meal vegetables rice meat
Super fucking healthy
Super fucking simple to make
They probably held a cheap to
nailed it
Where's the fucking worst excuses now? I don't have it up pause on here anymore
But I could give you this hit it that's fucking a lot beautiful
Yeah
Yeah, I agree a hundred
Almost completely
Hell yeah, I'm telling you brother. I'm telling you. Yeah, don't even fuck around with fancy recipes day to day
simple
Easy healthy. Yeah, my my body your wallet. Well, thank you my
my boss oh
My my co-worker of mine co-worker he and friend and confidant
But anyways, I digress he does the same thing where he just has like
Like what you do has a protein has a carb and has vegetables and then just and it's all like weighed out for him
And just wolfs it down. Oh, he's like anybody has like three of them a day. Yep, and you can
make if you want
You can make a portion of rice vegetables and the meat
And have like two days leftovers or you can make a big ass thing of rice bunch of vegetables
Bunch of meat and have like five lunches if you want to yeah
It's a little less fresh at the end, but I mean who cares. It's still the same thing
Well, what I do is I make like a dinner and then I have like two or three days leftovers
Yeah, I what I fucking it's amazing. Yeah, I try to do the like when
I'm at work mostly
Because for lunch eating at work. Yeah, that's the tough part is eating at work trying to not eat all like shitty stuff. Hell, yeah
This is my this is my
Recommendation to the people your PSA
Yeah, don't be intimidated don't be intimidated by cooking from scratch at home. You can do it
It's cheaper. We'll save you money. Save you money. Yeah, cuz going out to dinner these days. It's delicious
It's delicious little salt little pepper good oil the meat off the meat
Ground beef
I'm telling you bro a pound of ground beef
Well, it's delicious. Well, you can't that bitch. You can also do it on a budget, too
Salt that bitch
All right, I've given all I can salt that bitch. I've given my beautiful recommendations fuck you Tyler
Dude, maybe he's just
Dude, he goes so like when he's been hanging out like are you just
Right, I was like he's probably pounding puts and then he's been hanging out when he comes over and hangs out lately
He'll like spend the night on Saturday and like be here Sunday morning
But he's like I want to go home after we like hang out on Saturday so I can like I should I shouldn't be shitty I
Shouldn't do that voice let's go play video games or something. No Tyler goes he goes
I want to like I want to go home like after we hang out on Saturday like night and not sleep over so that like
I'm at home and ready to go so I can like get a good workout in before I start doing homework on Sundays
Look, you just got back to you
But I'm like that's respectable
Well, why doesn't he just what do you mean by like a workout like does he go running? No, he's a fucking savage
What do you mean like he goes to like?
You go to like a gym. No, he has like a gym in the neighbor's barn that he uses
That's kind of weird. Well, I'm not gonna spend on air. Yeah, it makes sense. I got it. It's fine
I got you but like he's got like whole like routines. He does like full body like routines
But he can just do like calisthenics here
Also true. I'm telling you dude. He's got it set up for like at his house. He's got a whole thing
And I'm telling you I'm not
What?
Say so my brother is
Like you should see him with like out his shirt on he's ripped. He's ripped. He's jacked. Okay, not jacked
But like he's fucking he's absolutely in shape. Okay. Yeah. So what did he say? He says, oh, that's cool
Is that a better deal? What's the shipping cost?
It's free shipping if you buy two or more it is a better deal
Shipping is free. I already I
Already bought two
That's it is a better deal shipping is free already bought to you
Okay, all right
What else we got a change we got to finish on some other topic. Yeah, I think it's just free shipping in general
Yeah, let me let me see. Let me see what if I can buy it. Let me see if I can just buy like a six pack of just random
Oh, like a lower-cost order. I'm just gonna see you like I'm just gonna buy some of this
Like this this thing all right you do that. I'm gonna play this so this is $36
free shut up
Right here
Taxes will be included on the next page free shipping on all orders. It's all free shipping on all orders
So it's whatever you buy on that site free shipping all orders. What is it? I?
Just like the you got a small cock
That was that was a good video. I'm not gonna lie to you. That was a great video
I just lost $1,000. I got knocked out of top 250. I've got a small cock
That's a classic a small cat that's a fucking classic
Oh
Clarence slam Stewart's inappropriate interference in Norris for Stappen bad. Hi. Hi
Is are they pissed my son is unhappy with the way stewards hand of Norris's fight with for Stappen McLaren team principal
Andrea Stella yep says that you the United States Grand Prix stewards have interfered with the inappropriate manner with
Landon Norris and Max Verstappen
On you on my end yeah, but the balls on the balls on the balls online and Norris Norris had a
Cut for Stappen in the hard tires to begin the
exert heavy pressure on the rival blah blah blah
Yep Clarence mad apparently oh, I'm shocked. I'm shocked to me too. Not really don't care
Wolf questions penalty bias after Verstappen escapes punished fuck total wolf
This is new
What total wolf what is he saying?
She was just saying the biased
Also was given a five second penalty earlier for forcing a salber off the track. You ready for this sure thing
We got to do this. You have other topics to talk about before we not really so we can we can talk this move on you
Okay, we can talk this
There's the picture right there
If you think about that picture right if Max went off anyways
Max would just got a warning for going off the track
But Lando physically passed
Max
On the outside because Max was ahead of the apex. Yeah, correct
I'll try by Max Verstappen on the very first lap when he loses several positions
And then when it really mattered in the fight for third place
Which could well prove to be critical in this year's championship this incredibly controversial instance at the end of the race
Lando gets a five second penalty
McLaren
Understandably are not happy about it
Especially given the context of that but earlier in the Grand Prix when Russell got a Lando should have passed him clean
Yes, but
I think the fight is the summary that if Lando would have like actually passed him clean
No problem. The thing is I think what they're getting at is that
Lando thinks that he had the the apex where in reality Max out
Outbreak him into the turn and did not see you are these situations different
Yes on some level but does that mean that the stewards are right on this one not necessarily
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I'm fucking sick of it
Well, he's from the UK. I know so he obviously likes Lando
Today the feeling was that Red Bull were so much better Max said oh we've been to all our upgrades that we plan since Monza
We finally figured it out. We brought this major upgrade and honestly the Red Bull looked
Indomitable most of this weekend Max is in position to destroy Lando's poll up yesterday
But eventually he comes in seconds the Ferrari's are a couple of times
I think if that if that red flag came didn't come out Max would have had Paul
It wasn't was it a red or just like a hey, but what's it?
I think it was a yellow. Do you think he would have Paul? Yes, he was on a banner
Hmm. He was absolutely on a banger
It was like he first sector purple second sector at least green yeah, absolutely. I think he would have had it
100% that's unfortunate
Qualifying pay-safe up. We also knew you the Ferrari's looked very good in race trim yesterday
I said that's all the battling the Ferrari's did in yesterday's sprints and
To fuck you don't even reading my text. Well
I already ordered you dummy. I told you to do it. I told you to do it. I'm just gonna give him one
That's fine. You should stun it's a pot beeping. Yeah, I
Told you to just add another one, but you didn't believe me
I'll pay you in cash next time I see you. Oh my god these fucking two human beings over here
Oh
To call those tubs
Buckets one of the buckets
What's a bucket?
Hey after you're done with that bucket Mike, can you keep one for me?
You want yeah, I'm gonna use it as my ultimate frisbee
See see take one pack home. That's fine
They still finished only a handful of seconds off max
Clearly the Ferrari was a strong car around here in race pace and that's honestly very impressive
What Ferrari have done it will talk more about that in a second but max after yesterday is
You know what I didn't factor in the discount
Yeah
When I said how much it was cheaper I didn't even factor in the discount. Yeah
It's way cheaper it's way cheaper
so I it's
2575 I
Got 50 pounds and the price was
127.5
And what is it wait
Three oh my god three stand by stand by standing by standing my I'm just listening to you
So it just goes from three to 250 a pound that's a decent like savings that is how they do that's good three to 250
So it's 250 a pound that's not bad
It's pretty good
Tyler's stupid sometimes. Yeah, okay. Huh? What do you say? It was huh?
Yeah, we see I'm the column. Oh my god live life from the garden
That's interesting like rain. Oh
Can you hear me are you calling through signal? Yeah. Oh my god
Hello
Hello, this is the most cringe thing ever. Can you hear me? Hello?
Hello
Can you hear me?
Yeah, so I had to give signal access to my microphone. Ah, okay. That makes sense. What's up? Terry's a big fan that you're on signal now. Oh
Yeah, yeah, you're on the podcast by the way
Like I got a mention
Wait you're buying a bucket of rice on the podcast already did
Are you eating?
I'm eating. Yeah, what are you eating?
I hope you're eating some of that Ralston rice
chicken brown rice and lettuce dude maybe some fam get on that Ralston rice
Yeah, I've heard it's good. Yes. Good shit. We're promoting it. Oh
That's cool. I bought so I was telling Terry about it on the podcast and
He goes go to their website and we did and they have
What are you doing? God, dude? Are you eating a bag of chips?
I'm eating the cons right now
Yeah, just get deeper in that fucking bag. Hope you're not on speakerphone
Terry goes go to their website so I did we did on the show here and
But they have 25 pound buckets for $75 and if you buy if you buy more than two things on their website
You get 15% off so the price that I've been paying at the store is like four four dollars and sixty cents a pound for these
Little tiny containers and I just three dollars on online. I just no but with a discount
I just did it and it's 250 a pound with the discount
It's like almost half the price of what I was paying and I got 50 pounds on our so if you want rice
I can get you some rice
I'm not just buy one of the guys a rice smuggler. Yeah, if you want to buy a
If you want to buy like next time you're here
If I'm not gonna go through that much rice if you want to buy one of my cases of rice you can because I'm gonna just buy
More if I need them how much do you cost you so the order came to
Hold on it came to like 21 something came to like 150 hundred and twenty seven dollars. Yeah, okay, so
163 no 63
So one case of rice of 25 pounds would be like 63 bucks for you
That sounds fantastic, I will take that do
Okay, so that's that's what I wanted to say is all okay. Yeah, that's less than three dollars a pound for the discount
Yes, and it's four dollars and sixty one cents a pound like normal price at the store not
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll take one. Okay. I won't open it. All right. Yeah, I appreciate that
Yeah, cool. You're not gonna give me like a tamper with product. No, I'm gonna get two buckets
Yeah, and you're gonna give me one and I'm not gonna open it and just you can buy it when you get here
I'm excited. Thank you. Did you buy your backpack yet?
It's sold out. No
Yeah, they said they're gonna restock sometime before the end of the year
But the thing is they're not even restocked now. They just they're sold out for what is he getting ever good?
I've been ever good smack back and ever get stuck. Yeah, wait. So not end of October just like by the end of the year
Yeah, so I'll get it at some point but
CTB 20 Terry it was like two days ago. It's sold out. I looked on their Instagram page. Oh
Oh
What was it?
No, what's the bag?
Civic travel bag
Civic what civic travel bag 20 liter?
Okay, well, there's a 25 pound bucket of rice on the way to my house with your name on it
So whenever you know what I'm actually so excited for this dude when we looked at it on my computer and Terry
Like you recommended it. I literally lost my mind when I saw the big-ass bucket like for a book
I was like, oh my god
Yeah, because I figured you might want some but even if you didn't I would just use it in the panel loader classic
Yeah, it doesn't go bad. Yeah, it's has a long expression date. I know he's getting the civic travel bag
Civic travel bag 20 liter
All right, yeah, it's all right cool
For the rice, yeah, no problem
Yeah, it's all down
Shout out to Tyler dude, dude
How is a fucking you know what it sounds like you should know we should call this fucking thing Tyler never is not eating
No, no rice smuggler
Rice dealer that sounds better rice dealer that's dude with that picture rice dealer Terry you fucking nailed it
Rice dealer, but it makes ever good ever good so good
Do you want to put it on I?
Have you when I have
Three of their backpacks in my house right now
I have a couple of bags and I have a couple accessories of theirs in my house right now. I don't remember you getting these
Those change your fucking life
Do you commute to work every day with a backpack usually shit about that
Okay, we need to finish this video Terry. Okay back to this
qualifying said this is you know so long since I felt a car this goods underneath me to be honest I remember when that was
underneath me
Mmm
Certainly, we're doing very one of the fast corners
The balance problems have effectively been solved along some level and he says we've taken a very good step and that is true on
Some level, but it's not so clear drama though elsewhere down the fields
This weekend was meant to be a good one for Mercedes
Then it was supposed to be though based on how they were performing they should have done way better
Russell's Russell choked and Hamilton choked yeah hundred percent
Yeah, maybe Ferrari don't end up getting the result that they did based on qualifying performance
But they had a disaster class in quality a disaster class in the sprints and it continues today
So Russell crashed of course in yesterday's qualifying session
They spent longer than two hours trying to fix his car and therefore because they were outside of that allocation
They were forced to start for that's why he was on pit lane. Okay the pit lane today
And because they ran out of new parts they had to revert to the Singapore spec
Which actually proved to be pretty damn good in the hands of George Russell today
He made a lot of progress in the field and I'm sure that will have Mercedes thinking
I'm sure they would have liked to see how Hamilton got on with the newer upgrade in the car
But it turns did I leave that message in the order?
Yeah
Okay, I just remembered that
Should we use their picture and are they gonna sue us?
Using their picture. I don't think so. Okay to be honest what you were so small in the totem pole
They were not even like worth fighting for
Obviously we just said we were promoting it for free so I mean free promotion
Why would you why would you not?
Why would you be like no
You know I'm saying oh you can't use our what x y and z
Just saying rice dealers are title
To start Russell from the pit lane
But leave Hamilton out there because they could have decided with Lewis's car to change everything
Start Hamilton from the pit lane anyway, and then have both of their cars starting from the field
It would have looked terrible right now both your car starting with the pit lane
But it was probably the thing to do leaving Hamilton out there with a setup that they admitted and he knew was terrible after the
There's my
Hamilton or Norris for stopping where the rebel is so strong
That's always gonna be a challenge leading into the DOS on down the back straight
So for a few laps Lando was super close following max through the corners
It looks like he's gonna have a couple of chances. He was just a little bit far behind
He had a couple of opportunities to maybe send a massive dive bomb at down the inside
But um he'd looked it against it and wanted to do the move clean and he nearly got the chance to do exactly that
So they were battling hard max has the defensive lines through these corners down to a tee
He was doing them the whole weekend actually like the way to take the inside line into this corner
Switch that back to the inside line again and then maintain the inside line again, right?
So, you know allowing the other driver to weave all over the road and maintaining the optimal racing line in terms of holding on to
The position right but it was this lap that was critical
So the next lap Lando has his chance and max is very aggressive defending the inside line
What Lando should have done turn one to be honest, right?
So max defends the inside there's no way for Lando to go there
So his only option is to try and go around the outside the problem is you go around the outside max is gonna push you off
That's how it is right?
You know what you're gonna you know you're gonna get and that's exactly what max does
The critical screenshot though I would say is this one because if max holds the line on the inside and
Lando, you know was he clearly ahead of the apex the Mexican flag?
It's marginal the rules are so gray on this right?
It's like oh what's the car on the outside ahead well
He's got to be significantly alongside or ahead or the front wheels to the back wheels and they've written in a certain way
But even the stewards themselves don't really think they know what they're doing here
I mean Max had stayed within the white line no problem as far as I'm concerned if Lando keeps the position at that point
Definite penalty for Lando leaving the track getting an advantage in this instance though Lando goes off the road max goes off the road too and
So has max not forced Lando off the track?
I mean surely he has done by the
Regulations that are written in terms of the driving rules now Lando decides to hold
But rules are meant to rules are always fucking just second leads
Terribly written rules are only rules if they're enforced yeah, because technically they don't know what their own fucking rules are
Yeah, with a five second penalty and as they talked about on the show
Everybody who did this what Lando did got a five second penalty
Yeah, every time putting you behind max at the end so they were being consistent at this race at least yes another grand prix
Super controversial right because the thing that annoys me about this the most is that if Lando decided to yield if Lando said all right
You know what max? I'm not gonna hold on to this position
I'm gonna give you it back then the stewards would probably have given max a penalty for forcing Lando off the track
Oh, that's like the world thing about this that's the like they say that that's an interesting thought
That's an interesting turn. Yeah, so if Lando would have been patient Lando just gave it back then
Yeah, maybe well here's the thing is if Lando Lando gave the position back and then
Lando passed them. I don't really on track. Yeah
There wouldn't be no there would the penalty would just be nulled because I don't I agree
I don't think if Lando gave it back. They would have given max a penalty
No, they just would have been another chance from to pass. Yeah, they'll probably just say it's noted
but like this was I wouldn't say it's egregious but
Lando if Lando wasn't Lander's goes, okay
I'll just give it back because it giving it back the place is just one car. I think it's like one car length
It's just the standard thing. Yeah. Yeah
So the outcomes of these decisions based on results
It's all about is about the situation all about the outcome
It's about the intent or whatever but it's clearly not true
Like if Lando just slots in behind max again and says, right, I'll give it another go
Or if he says max should get a penalty for that
They probably have to give max a penalty you would think because no max is then clearly just force another driver off the track
Maintains that position if Lando was to have yielded and he's done so while being off the track himself
Slam dunk five-second penalty. Is it not for max in that case?
But because Lando keeps the position Lando's getting a five-second pen like what do you bitch?
You mean it just doesn't make a clear fan. He's a fucking UK fan. Oh, I'm a McLaren fan
The context is different. He's a big Hamilton fan. He's really sad that he crashed out because Lando was overtaken on the outside
But to me, I just can't see how this is a five-second penalty
But um well for Norris anyway, so very much intrudes your thoughts in a comment Norris then drives off into the sunset
But um, he can't quite pull the five seconds he needs and in the ends these were your finishing positions
so the fruaries a mega one-two for them like what a championship they are building on and
What a day in the office for the skid area Lando then drops behind Verstappen so it goes Verstappen Norris
Piestri Russell got Paris at the end as well a pretty dismal day at the office of Paris losing to a driver that
Started from the pit lane and had a five-second penalty Holkenberg Lawson Colopinto rounding out the
Holkenberg Lawson
Colopinto
Shout out to fucking Lawson and Colopinto
Colopinto
First season Lawson first race this season. Yeah
fuck yeah
Colopinto rounding out the points so Max ends the day extending his championship lead to
57 points now ahead of Lando Norris with five races to go and a couple of sprints in there in the mix
You gotta think it's basically championship over at this point
But the drama is not going to stop there. Not if there's a couple failures
Well of the Red Bull well could be it could be to never know
No, well, they're saying there was some saying that they're like max might have to take grid penalties
Oh for another engine or some units or something like that
because
I could mix it up obviously the fucking Honda engine this year is not so great
It's still a lot of points
This could be anything that happens because max should get into a car accident and then Lando
Somehow wins. Yeah, but over five races Lando has to average
More than 12 points more than max for five races in a row or something. It's just not
It's highly unlikely. Oh, of course. When you look at averages
Toto Wolf actually
There's Toto what Lando said
So Lando basically said that he reckons the punishments were inconsistent
And I mean look you see the Russell penalty the Norris penalty and no penalty for max given what happened to the race
You've got to wonder like how these things are happening and Toto certainly wonders even Toto
The man that would love to have max driving for Mercedes next year says the following and Toto's careful with his word here
But it's quite clear what he thinks
Yesterday we saw moves exactly the same which weren't penalized racing for positions actually and today completely bizarre
I think we know why but I can't say that on television. Fuck off
Sometimes there's correlation
basically implying
They penalize that same move in this race consistently. Yeah, fuck you
You know what fuck you tactical rab or toto fuck both of them. Fuck tactical rabbi and toto. Yeah, fuck those guys
Bitches out here. Fuck you tactical rab and fuck toto for
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Cut
Hang on. All right. All right. All right. I'm done with this. You want to wrap up? That was a great fucking race
Yes, I do and that was a great fucking race. Yeah. Shout out to you. Shout out to me fucking great shouts with the rice
I mean, come on man
Yeah, hell yeah, we got discounts. We got a great race great day. I had a beer for the first time in like a month
Yeah, it was delicious. Yeah, I had some. Yep. Ter had some. Yeah, loved it. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah
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