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that if piazzari like qualified better and the Claire call it like in my opinion
if you look at my one two three here lando piazzari Claire that should have
been correct based on how they were yeah you know what I mean that's fucking
stupid yeah because well it was if it wasn't for science and then Leclerc
deciding to go over the white lines you probably would have been fine but yeah
it's Leclerc George Oscar Max Landau I won by one huh and the tiebreaker whoo
who'd I get right piazzari I'm good I'm good you suck too good at this fucking
game bro dude can I tell you how rock hard I am for the next race where we're
going what we're going to code it yeah we're going to code it yeah yeah guess
what people I don't want to go dude you know why it's a shit show dude I don't
want to go I'm so excited to watch on TV are you aren't you excited to watch on
TV you break red phones no I had them on wrong that's how it's kind of weird aren't
you excited not be there I'm so excited I don't have to go there yeah but don't
you run it was such a great time like a good experience but it was such a
clusterfuck me it was so busy it was so and hot they said it was like over the
course of the weekend there was like 500,000 people that went through the
turnstiles like 580 or something crazy yeah it was fucking in it was fucking
it's fruitious but should we vote an hour later should we vote on our people
an hour later we could do it now we're talking about if one let's get it out of
the way you go first okay no no you go first I won I went first last time no
you want you lost you go first no you won you go first I thought I was if you
lost no shit give me a pencil in their book that's a pen okay you can't write
with a pen I can but I might fuck up oh you want to change your mind what if I
do then take this wait we're going to Coda yes I mean we're not going did you
just got an email saying like there's still three-day grounds passes available
like you can go fuck yourself dude I we're gonna talk about a little bit of
fun here because we're already talking about it but we're gonna relive our
experience last year no no there's some interesting things that were happening
throughout the whole weekend and I want to bring them up because it's a probably
good talking point that's one shit yeah shit shit brother it's hot in here it's
not warm what topics so I mean like F1 controversies yeah and also like
so title so since max got second you have nipples oh dude yeah I got I have a
little hairs on my nipples my mind are kind of weird cuz over here side tracks
so hard but hold on but mine are like my not a hell of weird you just have a
hairy chest well no I got hairy nips to yeah but Terry but more hey hey let's
just say there's more hair than around your nips oh yeah whereas me there's
like nothing where is me you're like a mere cat yeah that's my spirit animal
um no they were saying that since during the race I just want to know it was
boring ass race nothing really exciting happen literally nothing happened the
only thing that exciting happened that helps max and red or max for Stappin
was Danny Rick getting the fastest lap it's like it away from land that was
hilarious and then now if max just gets second throughout the entire the tired
it like the rest of the season max wins it so max has to max has to stay in P2
the entire like rest of the season if land wins every race if lander wins or
which is probably not gonna I thought in that race I thought Landau was gonna
crash like two times that's the only exciting parts yeah everything else is
kind of stupid look there almost caught you need to find that I was pretty good
I don't know which one it is though but we've done so many we probably find it
but kids screaming out look Claire and then coughs think you can look that up
imagine if you like you look French I feel French imagine if you labeled your
videos so I could like search them easier all I have to do now it's like look and
that's I think that one is labeled no it's not it it's in the 20s I've deleted
it's in the 20s oh yeah I deleted all my I'll find it I'll find it let's see but
yeah now the controversy of this weekend was and it's dead maybe Daniel Ricardo's
lost race to do you hear that rumors that he's gonna be in Lawson well I heard
rumors that he might go to NASCAR Daniel uh-huh that's fucking wild do you think
that's true I mean going in a circle is not hard but you think he'd be good for
it yeah they love him the Americans would love him I think an experienced F1
driver would be would do well also I think you do really good in Indy car too
so he has because Roman Grozian's in there in Indy car yeah yeah so I mean in
reality you'd do good in American motorsports I think it's it's over though
yeah 100% I think his time in F1 is over because if you're getting beat by
Franco Colopento is a Colopento yeah like if you can beat by how crazy is it
that he comes in and is like way better than fucking I don't know if it's the
fact that the Williams car got better I think it's a it's a I I think it's two
fold the Williams got a little better and he's not dog shit at driving so
there's that I think Logan Sargent his time in there obviously his first years
wasn't that great and like you're saying that the the or the Williams is getting
a little bit better and not being underweight over weight it's overweight
because there's no rules for being overweight is only as heavy as you want
yeah it's only rules if you're under well yeah of course okay because there's no
advantage to me overweight yeah all you're doing is fucking yourself true but
I also think that I think Franco had some Franco has something to prove yes
so he's whipping it out so he can actually get a spot a see Sergio couldn't
pass him forever Sergio couldn't pass Hulkenberg that's how you know how
Sergio couldn't pass Colopento so he had to undercut him to get in front of him
and then yeah he couldn't pass Hulkenberg it's embarrassing I think the
weirdest thing is is a fire him who's replacing Sergio now that Danny ricks
out Liam Lawson no he's going to RB
he Franko Colopento no there was a Horner was talking about wanting to suck
George Russell's pee pee what you hear that toto you know what's his name
Zach Horner no Christian Horner was like John John's Russell's out of contract
and you know next year you'd be crazy not to think about him that's what he said
I think that I would have you done yet no we were talking I think that you think
or you do think I believe I do believe yeah I'll show you my wind ball and it
I knew it was one of the top ones wait do we have I do believe on there I think I
do I don't know yeah it's right here I do believe I was close it was like right
underneath the one I was on I don't know I don't know the new rules in 26 are
gonna be really weird and I don't think the Red Bull is gonna be good you think
it's I think I think Aston Martin's gonna win oh they got fucking new we man
think Mercedes is gonna be good in 26 no why why well I think I don't know I'm
just excited for next year to have some new fucking drivers I think sick of this
fucking shit I think if if if Aston if Aston Martin does not improve with new
he obviously he's just got signed he's probably just making it probably drawing
it up right now probably he's probably sitting fucking wherever Aston Martin is
where's Aston Martin looking okay like right next to right next to Red Bull
they're in the UK yeah look that up for me I mean I'm not gonna look it up but
they're all yeah them Mercedes are on the UK in various places Silverstone just
call it that Silverstone just call it good Silverstone you're in Silverstone tough on I had a
alright that was my that was that was like my heart told me to do that okay you
know when you said like I don't I always burp on like hey hey I do I just
noticed that I do man appreciate you thanks for telling me that a burp on this
thing if you if you don't mind me burping let me know put it in the
comments awesome's an interesting track awesome Austin's a really good Red Bull
track that's not when Red Bull was actually good I'm trying to think about
this logically wait when we were there wasn't Lando like doing well at that
race last year don't shoot do you remember I can look let me look let me
look I got it was Hamilton who got disqualified but was in P2 no it was
he was in P2 chasing max at the end Hamilton was yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz
they were fighting but Lando did good the fuck I think Lando did good the fuck
is going on here why don't only give me 18 races oh so we haven't gotten there
yet that makes fucking sense I'm stupid Japan
Japan
Siena the
20-23
pole position Charlotte Claire on which one last year's race for Kota yeah no
way so it was max Lewis Lando yeah Lando is P3 there was a while there where
Lando was like right behind max going past us I remember
yes you might be right you got from to P2 I'm going Lando it's a stupid it's
it's it's an easy pick a pastry to
Lando was 10 seconds behind max but for a lot of the race he was right there
before Lewis came through Lewis's Lewis was on a steamer with the end I know I
don't think it was I don't was it not it wasn't Lewis I got disqualified I'm
staring at it Lewis and Leclerc got disqualified oh it does say DQ on there
I didn't see read the side that's funny was there a crash was there a crash
they got you got three DNFs no just DNS remember Terry we were pissed that there
was no like violence because we remember oh yeah we that's we were talking about
that how we're like oh it's a clean race I just like how teams now you know if
you like how do you like how I'm picking three because you can go fuck
yourself watch this one watches like none it's like a clean-ass race I picked
the same people as you just in a different order oh you put him and so
that's so we're just fighting for that I feel like those are the people who are
always there and are there about your parents Paris ones it alright here we go
yeah right Paris can't even break top five without crashing all right so we
have the same people so number one is Lando two is what you mix it up you
stupid nugget yeah I don't want to make the exact same as you I said I had the
same five people oh gosh you got you fucking you said you picked the same
one like in the line that would be dumb as fuck alright so let's open your phone
yeah let's open your phone Mike picked Lando Piastro Max Leclerc ham I picked
Lando Max Piastro ham Leclerc no no no hold on but hold on with there was like
a big controversy that was happening over the weekend which was a actually two
things there was the mini DRS that got that McLaren has oh they're fucking wing
thing a little wing and it fucking cares and then do better max on Thursday during
a press conference yeah yeah because he was talking about the RB 20 and how
shitty it is he just he wasn't talking about any personal people in like the
the room he's just saying how fucking bad he refused to answer any questions in
the press conference and then you like throughout the whole weekend yeah because
the the FIA dude Ben Salaw Hamel whatever what's the name
Muhammad Ben Salayam yeah that guy is a piece of shit and was just like for your
service for your punishment you're gonna get you're gonna do more yeah more like
speaking yeah at the post qualifying it was Lando Max Hamilton max like refused
to answer any questions in there because he's pissed off he's like no fuck you
I'm not talking in here as a pushback against it and then Lando and Hamilton
well yeah I wouldn't fucking do extra fucking speaking gigs I'll just not do
it yeah I think the thing was it was just like it's and the thing too is like
when media asked you a question sometimes it is a one-word answer it is
becoming the new fucking Kimmy where he like dismisses people and it doesn't
give answers and shit what's like why it's like why hold my why say a lot more
things that you're not supposed to like you need to you know Max was being
extra fucking Kimmy Kimmy like in there they're saying like he basically said
I'll talk to you outside of the FIA press conference like one-on-one to fuck
stick it to them yeah saying like there were like the interview the press
conference was going on he was short and then he's during during one of them
asked one of them asked he said will you take questions afterwards like yeah I'll
do it outside when it's not an FIA sponsored thing just to fucking stick
it because he was just like he's like someone was asking one question he goes
I can't really like answer that question right now my throat hurts or my eye my
yeah it's like my throat hurts and then like like after and like that same guy
that did the was asked that question went outside and Max was just like talking
to everybody because it's true man who gives a fuck who's who cares who cares if
you think about this yeah the like F1 has a kid version of the thing which is in
my opinion the dumbest thing ever created in the history of the world but
okay so if if you want to have a PG just watch the cartoon version just and if
you want to have the you know children watch press conferences just how about
this don't it's all on kids man how about this if you are a parent who's a
parent it's all in the parents you haven't them watch it I don't want
everything toned down because kids could watch it if you are parent and don't
want your kids to hear bad language don't watch adult things formula one is
like the biggest thing in the world for racing there's no reason to tone it down
for kids well I just think when your kid is of age and capable of hearing things
in the world and let them watch it's not the fact otherwise go fuck yourself the
fact is that every single kid has probably heard the F word before and in
max is obviously well if you think about it in a way god dude got some fucking
spiky in there that's something like this weird like a little nugget going on
we'll cut it off um but it's just like obviously young kids have heroes or people
that they idolize and some kids idolize max and he didn't get to where he's at
by not cussing he was cussing before he got to where he's at by being a fucking
hard-ass dude yeah I'm a hard-ass boy there's also another thing where it was
like his his father yos yos for stopping was talking to said something about the
can I just say this who fucking cares what and someone's parents I know it's
the fact that their parents are even in the conversation pisses me off like
they're like like manager or something the fact that we talk about the parent is
like pisses you know what I mean pisses me off well the parent who fucking
cares it was just it was just trying to live through their children because
they're failures yeah because you were informed of the one it didn't achieve
jack shit in your son is a three-time champion yeah about to be four you want
to make a bet sure I get max okay you want to make the bet you get max and I
get Lando I mean you can do whatever you want it's the closest content on a
bet how much how much you want I really I'm this is bothering me there's no way
this is bothering me want scissors yeah there might be a pair on that shelf on
like a lower level I think it's like on the second to bottom shelf maybe no on
the shelf you see them is it just thread why does it bother you you know if you
just stop touching it it wouldn't bother you no they're fine they're fine
you should cut your hair with them yeah you probably could was it a is it
something hard yeah like a twig it's got stuck in there no it's just like it was
like a piece of like the cloth got rolled up in a ball I'll roll you up in a ball
fuck yeah brother put me in that field position just put me down roll up in a
ball and stick your in my ass no no no no I know like I hate that too like where
parents live through their children and just bank off of them and then fucking
bitches no it was just like like Yoast is like a interesting character and
obviously he wants the best for his child but it's funny to me to have him go
around and just be like oh yeah I said it was a handshake deal that I made with
like whoever because I that's what it was going on sorry I'm just fidgeting
what apparently he made a going around talking to people and she was talking to
Aston Martin about max going to them yeah and kicking out stroll because he's a
piece of shit and doesn't know how to drive but speaking of stroll didn't he
get like do really bad this race and Alonzo actually got points or something I
think a lot I don't know remember how great last year was because Alonzo was
actually on podiums and shit how fun that was isn't it sad how he sucks this
year and their cars nowhere near what it was that this is me off the good thing
I've got new they need them they need newie
Adrian got eighth and stroll got 14th did you know do you know that quote when I
say Adrian you know what that's from when I was yeah Rocky Bobo yeah it's when he
won and he goes Adrian that's what I think of when I hear Adrian newie but yeah
Rocky yells Adrian but he was saying like it was it was like a done deal with
Aston Martin that he's max like it's going there because he's there's
somewhere that he can has a clause like an exit clause like if his dad wants to
do shit he just do shit yeah not his dad but like Max like Max like wants to
leave then he can get a clause with the Adrian newie or some shit like that in
there I heard about that Adrian newie left he can leave as well I thought that
was for helmet Marco I'm not sure Marco needs to leave to I thought that was
helmet he could leave a helmet it leaves or gets fired I don't know how much
Marco needs to leave he's dumb I think how much is a fucking boss you think you
don't why stupid why I don't know he has a lazy eyes that you're so what's the
word insensitive that's so insensitive I don't know you said some insensitive
things
that's Adrian I don't look at the music is in the background it's like hard to
hear it's also an old movie I know but I thought there was a cleaner version no
you don't think so no
are you sure I like how she's like saying this so calmly she's like Rocky
talk about lazy I fucking fucked up
I love you
that's a funny that's a good back a back a back a back a back
that's what Max is saying right now yeah yeah yeah yeah that's crazy anyways it's
gonna be a wild wild what how many more races we have six six races that's a
great fucking question I think it's six races it feels like this season has gone
by fast we have would you not a five races six races left we have Coda Mexico
into logos into logos into logos that's what it says I'm gonna be you said in
telogos into it's not though it is no it is in her logos Vegas Qatar or Qatar
whatever you want to call it these days those are both wrong by the way cool it's
a Qtar cut our Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar all right Qatar and then
Abu Dhabs yeah Abu Dhabs obdobbs obdobbies you know what the best thing
will be is if Lando is within striking distance for the last race like if he's
within 26 points yeah last race yeah that'd be amazing and then Max just
crashes into him does like a fucking Alan and then and then it's in Landau's
hands it's in Lando's hands and he chokes it like he doesn't win when they
get the fastest lap and then it's all on him it's all on him what if it came down
to the like he won the race but it came down to the fastest lap and then
someone just stole it on the end someone just steals it they would literally pit
every single Red Bull driver in both teams no matter regardless of their
position no matter where they're at in the order put on soft tires to go for the
fastest max would have to finish P2 so it would have to be Sergio no I'm saying
if Lando was like say 26 points behind yeah or 25 so to win he needs to win and
get the fastest lap and Max crashes so Max crashes he wins and then he has the
fastest lap and at the very end they pit Sergio or Yuki or fucking Lee and
Lawson and they steal it how fucking wild would that be to get Max the
championship that'd be so crazy that'd be better than fucking Hamilton Max in
2001 and I won that and I was one point away I'd be so pissed that that the
rules that title that that last trophy would be like a sham no I mean more of
a sham than 2021 that's open the phone you really want to you really want to
see it don't suck on it no you want to hold it all right fellas and ladies
shout out to the sweaty sweaty men and women so I bought the new iPhone and I
have it with us and I was way hold on
no that's not you know you asked you any question no swag bag for you oh there's
no winning we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere best thing to
ever happen to the internet yeah right there best thing to ever happen to the
internet so this is the best thing this is the best you opening this is this
show this podcast is the best thing they ever happened because you're opening
this best thing to ever happen to the internet huge rain bombs yes this this
me opening this just the I remember packaging used to be so much bigger oh
let me grab my box yeah yeah get your box I want to compare the front picture
with the back picture all right doggy get it in there go grab your box I need to
clear up my boxes I have a bunch of them I don't need damn my stinger dog yeah
they keep making the boxes thinner and thinner every year because they keep
putting less and less shit they're like this year no charging break look next
year no plastic next year no cable next year no box next year just phone next
year we just throw the phone at you we wrap it in a little paper bag and throw
in the mailbox I just want to let you know this was this is carbon offset by
so much yours is more carbon mine's more carbon offset than yours oh I have the
same phone as you what am I doing all right here we go wait do you think this
makes noises when I rip it open no it's way less satisfying than oh they still
have the P the screen you'll get the screen one well it's pretty good hold
on hold on there's another one hold on hold on everybody that was maybe better
all right first time dropping it oh damn that's nice oh that's fucking huge no
but you got to pull it out with a tab not flipping it over you fucking there's
no tab anywhere there's a tab on the bottom no no this is just well this is
just to flip it up that's what I mean you got to pull it up I thought was I
supposed to yeah you didn't flip it over you got a bed yeah you go hey you want
to hold it yeah oh that's nice yeah when you take the thing off the screen you
got to do it on the phone that's fine oh dude give it to me that's nice give it
to me take both take both oh no I don't have a like take both and just feel
which one's lighter well that's nice I like that they're like the same I think
the the one here the the plus is lighter I think if it is it's barely lighter yeah
I think it's certain sides it's more purple than blue it's like a light blue
it's weird I like it it's weird though that's purple that's purple that's
purple when you put it in the light it's blue open the curtain open the curtain
and put in the light blue I like it in the light blue
yeah oh yeah and then what action button I just want to know what comes in the
box it's pretty stupid the it's a nice braided cable here peel the top off next
to the mic and then I want to hold it you want to hold the braided cable it's
braided yeah it's braided and then there's just a pill shape instruction box
and then some plastic oh no oh wait is it plastic no it's probably biodegradable
something I think it's it feels like plastic that's a pretty solid cable and
then you got this this new action button right here oh this is oh you got the
action button on the left hand the left hand side oh this is nice it's not that
much bigger take it off anyways let me turn the mic
I turn on my game not the game no there's really nothing going on here at the
end of your noise there is a little bit of noise oh it feels hella light take it
something that's like like not even a like half a pound oh yeah just on this
shit away don't really care about it yeah it's a little big I don't know see
that's I'm like on the fence about it because it's like you're like holding it
in your hand I mean it's not drew drew God is drew God is you can imagine like
watching a YouTube video yeah that's what I'm saying watching a video I need my
other phone though let's start transferring shit yeah drew drew was like
drew's like oh my god he's like wait wait wait he threw it drew was like what
oh my god why was he saying that no so he got his you got his phone is that
exactly like that oh my god oh my god so drew God his phone before I did he buy
new iPhone yeah he got the two you got the t1 he's a bitch I'm getting the
t1 he got the t1 in my size I thought he hated it I thought he called us basic
bitches for getting a yeah he's a part of the biggest oh do you want to hear the
why why is he a hypocrite I hey hey why is he a hypocrite I don't know but here's
the just roast us like a couple weeks ago like three weeks ago yeah when he was
on last I was talking to the other side and he's like he's worrying about like
the blue mark so now now you're the only person the blue mark they don't you're
the only person I message on signal now besides when we have that conversation
because so iOS 18 gives you RCS don't give a shit true okay signal still better
that's fine it is my message most people on signal my really yeah you James my
brother like most of my family members now I'm slowly converting them it's
beautiful you love to see it but he was he was talking about I was like he goes
oh it's ready it's all it was on you talk about the blue mark the blue like
bubble or whatever he's worried about the blue bow for some reason I go I go
over gay now and he goes yeah time to put in some hugs don don the North Face
and grab a pumpkin spice latte so it sounds like the PSL is back baby you
welcome to the basic bitch club and then you didn't message me back for like ten
minutes and then he goes hey I have an actual question he's like is there any
way you can enable gestures to go back to apps from the side instead of tapping
the top left I was like yeah you just you just you just do one of these just go
from the left side of the screen and go right and then he goes yeah I get that I
was like okay I called him after this because I didn't want to like discuss it
over a text he's like yeah I get that but is it way he was asking you how to go
back yeah without touching the thing on the top left oh like the back button on
a thing yeah if you have it yeah yeah yeah he's like is there any way you can
change it from right to left so he wants to go back going this way
routine and I was like I don't know and then he's like this is pissing me off
I'm like wait you're really irritated by you can't go back can you change it in
the settings you can't there's no there's no settings you just have to live
with it it's I'm like are you for real are you that mad about that can I just
say that one of the best things that I enjoyed when I updated to iOS 18 was
this always dark mode always dark mode yeah it
customized why don't you just go to your control center and put it on there this
go to your control so Terry Terry this you just put on a this why do you have
two buttons on the fuck amazing dude wait hold on yeah you just go to your
control center why I just want it always dark I know but if you wanted to turn it
off and on you just but I don't know I know I'm just saying I'm not but I'm
just showing you this right here Terry as far as I'm concerned is the only thing
that I care about in iOS 18 the fact that you can do this and not have it so
bright on the apps is the most beautiful look at that look at that big
ass screen how am I supposed to play video play video I can't play I had to
set up a setup set up with another device yeah you do the little scanning
bubble thing yeah show me show me show me do it live we're doing it live we're
doing it live oh yeah set up a new phone scan the bubble I'm gonna is it still
like a circley thing yeah it looks like a fucking weird mesh thingy like a weird
scan the bubble scan the bubble it's a weird it's a weird yep set it for me oh
my passcode create a pass I won't look it's okay it's usually the same passcode
I have all the time because I know that yeah you should know it I know yours no
I don't I don't remember it it's a long ass number everything is on Terry it's
like weirded out because my password my like master password is so long you
don't do your master password so I don't know how you can remember that man it
takes me forever just remember things you know how Terry because I don't have to
remember other passwords just have to remember one oh wait transfer from
another transfer oh whoa hell yeah wait hold on go confirming the transfer
following instructions on your other phone okay oh oh you're retarded oh what
are we doing here no way what I think I just transferred my phone over to this
oh probably you are yeah that's interesting do you think it'll work
before if you don't go to the wall after it transfers I'll see if I can like call
you or text you I don't know I have Wi-Fi somehow because it transfers the
settings on your old phone that's why then there's some settings I need to turn
off like AI but it's not it's not even on there yet keep this near your phone
transferring activating when you're a song yeah dude let her rip it's hot in
here sweating why I found this the other day I like it a lot oh my god this
fucking song you heard this yes I doubt it you don't like this song no I think
it's cool as fuck yeah I do this is such an old song it is yeah because it's
it's all over like Instagram and TikTok and shit these kids tick-tockers she
seems like she's 12 it looks like it's a like a song by kids that are like
Nickelodeon kids or something like that wait hold on wait how do you know it's
famous on tiktok do you have tiktok no how you know it's famous on tiktok well
it was on I have I have an Instagram reels and so when you say tiktok you
just mean Instagram when I mean by that I just mean like in general yeah you mean
like social media oh man now I got to set up my fucking face again I gotta do
my shit in a circle more that way stupid what maybe you should take off your
headphones no don't use face ID with the mask set it up later actually what you
do that you can start using your iPhone in 15 minutes over data or Wi-Fi
transferred to the battery from this iPhone but transfer directly so this
iPhone it will be ready to use with your data oh transfer from way how do you
transfer from that I connect it with cord whatever just do it over I call
I have shit backed up can't you just transfer wirelessly from phone to phone
I think so thank you can they're not gonna read it no it's too long well you
should have said no I can't read no it's too long that's a good show title no
it's too long alright it's too long dude this thing this thing is a table
wobbler now watch this thing they're all table wobbler no this one's less of a
table wobbler like oh it's cuz the cameras are all vertical on one side now
as well you're gonna leave it caseless I don't know maybe all I know is that I
don't have service on this phone anymore it's transferring your SIM data over
oh dude now I need to pick a I need to pick a new a new name for my phone what
I need to pick a new name for my phone why don't you just make the same name I
don't like the I so what's the name of your current phone dreadnoughts so you
can't reuse a name wait wait turn turn on location service way hold on for you
do know that you have to explain that right but what dreadnought you can't
just say the word my phone's called dreadnoughts and then in there you have
to elaborate can your phone not have the same name correct so you have to come
with a new name baby dreadnoughts daddy dreadnoughts what's your favorite
dinosaur wait is it dreadnought a dinosaur yeah look it up dreadnoughts
dreadnoughts is it always a dinosaur is the name of your phone everything since
I've started having phones and like my last three phones I've named them after
what do you call it dinosaurs what were the previous ones well dreadnought was
dreadnought was my my 14 my 12 was something raptor we think it was baby
red dreadnoughts or dreadnoughts no it's dreadnoughts no what the dinosaur is
called dreadnoughts maybe I wrote it wrong this oh yeah I definitely wrote it
wrong what the fuck yes dreadnoughts I definitely wrote it wrong you just
scammed us I didn't scam you I just didn't you scammed us hard I didn't
didn't scam so what should the show title be dreadnoughts or dreadnoughts
dreadnoughts okay I spelt it wrong that's fucking stupid of me what were the
past ones one was dread dreadnoughts which I don't know why it was I'd name it
should have been you think it has the fact something to do with the fact that
you're already yeah a little bit let me change okay what were the previous ones
it was dreadnoughts and then the other one was my iPhone was ahead of a raptor
name in it how do you not remember I don't fucking remember shit
philosopher after no it was like I just looked up a list of dinosaurs look up
like let's so basic look up look up look up a raptor names or something raptor
names now I'm just gonna look at all the dinosaurs where you going dinosaur
names list of dinosaur Genardah dinosaurs are a diverse group of reptiles
of the clade dinosauria this is an eliz though I need a list I did you fucking
bitch it was a it was like a raptor had last the last thing in it was a raptor
a caro raptor no I think it was a V a poto raptor no V raptor it was started
with the V I think the name of the dinosaur with a V yeah well let's see
here we go very raptor value raptor Vect raptor it was one of those yeah it was
one of those ones which one was it Velociraptor it was not Velociraptor
okay it was it was definitely not a Velociraptor this was your iPhone 12 I
think and no not that one vector raptor it wasn't there's no picture I don't
remember I think it was the Velcro that no I think it was the one below it
vector sorry no the one below it fellow frowns the one that says fucking raptor
any you dumb shit Velociraptor the one up from it
Velociraptor that's not a Velociraptor this is the first one I guess and you
told me no twice and now you're saying no I don't think it's that one oh my god
do you you don't remember I don't remember value raptor I don't have my
iPhone 12 anymore this is a very meaningful thing you should remember yeah
I don't remember okay what was the one before then that was it you know this is
very you know what this is very anti-climactic you fucking bitch I hate you
for this why do you hate me I was excited even we're gonna look up all this
shit love me very raptor Viriraptor Virir Val Valdo raptor I think it was a
Valdo raptor thing I'm legit unhappy with you why you didn't even have the right
dread not fucking correct yeah didn't have that's insane okay so what are you
gonna do for the new one let's come up with that life you you can then I'll
make art for it I'll try you can come up with the name if you want no you have
to come for the name no no what's your favorite what's your favorite wait my
favorite not is dread not us how do you spell not is this is just you it's
dreadnet it's dread not except for you guys I didn't put the you in it for the
entire time I know done hey dreadnet us but the way does it stay that when
Brad gets it no go away he can rename it yeah I'm still getting shit from this
because I can't I don't have anything like logged in can't log the fucking what
kind of dinosaur is little foot little foot you know that show that kids show
long neck the lamb before time yeah what's his name little foot yeah I think
so little foot I think he's a little food this is land before time characters
yeah his name is little foot yeah his name was little foot but yeah little
spiked ducky Sarah little foot Petrie I love Petrie he's a flying guy who's the
Petrie he's like oh his pterodactyl was my first one which was the iPhone 12 I
hate you now it was something rafter chomper oh yeah chomper no chomper no no
yeah yeah sorry let's find out which ones these are little foot
seven minutes over Wi-Fi cool what he was a brontosaurus a brocchiosaurus he's
one of those long neck motherfuckers yeah long neck rename it to this brocchiosaurus
brontosaurus because I have a long phone no cuz you got a long neck wait no wait
so okay so we figured it out pterodactyl it was pterodactyl then dreadnodus
dreadnodus but I said dreadnots for some reason it's got the fucking you what
is it chomper chomper is a little like t-rex then let's see Sarah Sarah's
triceratops yeah yeah of course well I want to see what the fuck is that way go
to ducky Paris a fossil fossil Petrie no Petrie Petrie was a fly
pterodactyl yeah okay spike spike is probably a it doesn't say what is he a
stagiosaurus stegosaurus stegosaurus chomper was a transaurus and what's the
last one keep going keep going what are you reading shut up ruby of
avaraptor an avaraptor oh which one is ruby ruby she's the oh this one is
probably that one yeah avaraptor nah I feel like the only cool ones are like
pterodactyls velociraptors those are the big ones they're all right there you
know I'm not where oh I'm fucking stupid
doesn't it's like someone's burning something outside now it smells like it
now I was like what is it oh a paradigm it's so nasty triceratops what is a what
is it a a pato source what is an apatosaurus oh that's the the long
you're hitting motherfucker what's this little guy I don't know spike no that's
like the great big green one is spike what's who's ducky ducky's probably that's
ducky that's ducky well then go to that little one is duck then go to the no no
no no no there you go oh
ooh Sarah Loffus a Sarah Loffus Sarah Sarah Lufus Sarah Lufus meaning lizard
crest lizard crest that you should even lizard crest no that's not that's not a
dinosaur that's a good title name lizard crest right down brother there's so
many dinosaur names it's insane and a lot of them are hard to say and they're
complicated yeah it has to be something you can pronounce easily it can't be
yeah that's why I chose like easier ones you mean like dreadnaughts yeah yeah
easy different out there like dreadnaughts hey look done it's my phone and I'll
have to go to the store I thought I told you I thought I had to go to let me call
you oh hold on dude everything's being downloaded at one time just let it finish
just put it down let it finish and then I'll call you once it's all set up use the
iPhone when sharing your location your current using dreadnaughts use this phone
use this phone
oh no
worst case you can always stop either on the way back like it's on your way yeah
list of land before time character you ever watch that show growing up
before time yeah 100% oh shit wait what am I waiting for let's do this oh my god
I don't like these things I don't like when they do these pre-installed bullshit
what like oh they download a bunch of apps you don't want the pre-installed like
Apple store I don't want the Apple store remove
the famous garage band don't care about that either types garage band I movie get
rid of that don't care about that shit either keynote don't care about that one
either delete T Rex was tiny yeah he was chomp no he's chopper no T Rex was tiny
like in terms of dinosaur size like look at these dinosaurs T Rex is like in
the middle it's not very big at all that's he rex is in the middle look at
the tallest one is the the long neck yeah little alright let's let's see some
pictures continue happy learning
hello friends happy learning video today we're going to talk about some animals
that existed some animals five million years ago we're gonna find your animal
I'm sure you've heard about the dinosaurs and I'm certain you know what this
makes me reminds me of is like the little videos before a ride at Disney oh
yeah the music on the shit wait hold on transfer from iOS device transfer your
account and messages history from an old iOS device okay bring your old phone
nearby make sure your Wi-Fi and Bluetooth are enabled and scan the QR isn't
this supposed to be a simple process what isn't Apple supposed to be the
simple phone no I'm not sending a thing because you have a watch you have to
like pair your new watch or pair your watch with it now I'm gonna pair a lot
of new shit you have disconnected your watch from yours first I can just do
that right now but I'm saying I wonder if that's something you should have done
yeah you're right I'm gonna learn about dinosaurs can you work on this and
shut up about it yeah sure I'm gonna come for the new name for you
but not everything that is told in these films is correct so if you don't mind
let's find out what they are really like and how they lived
the first thing we need to understand is that people and dinosaurs never live
together okay the dinosaurs yeah this is not about types of dinosaurs here we go
types of dinosaurs
15 of the main types of there we go to here could we possibly coexist with the
great dinosaurs no will they eat us or will we be able to tame them like other
people eat us well that's a question that we might never know all the same
dinosaurs are truly fascinating creatures that have definitely peaked the
interest of mankind okay come on with that in mind how many types of dinosaurs
do you think existed the answer might be a bit more complicated than you tend to
imagine nonetheless finding the types of tyrannosaurs hey there you go
tyrannosaurs look at that fucking monster damn I do this fucking feast so
what's the rate it rate it from like one to ten tyrannosaurs on the scale of one
to ten yes you can like keep track of what your preferences are one right now I
guess okay come on dude you're telling me that guy isn't ballin that's a cool
looking dinosaur looks like a philosopher after though but it's like a
mix between a velociraptor and a cousin valid what the fuck I'm just gonna do
without I'm gonna register without an account fuck it who gives a fuck
just like the tyrannosaurs the sauropods were also the true giants that
dominated the dinosaur damn some of the sauropods could grow up to 1000 feet
anyway up to 100 tons you would easily identify the sauropods yeah that's
fucking bullshit the long next thick squat bodies long next the sauropods
unlike the tyrannosaurs they were dominant herbivore oh this is talking
about like categories of dinosaurs maybe that's we have to pick a category
first so which category do you want to pay those horny motherfuckers look cool
these ones Sarah toposians of their entire body the seratopsians seratopsians
even some very common types of dinosaurs such as the pentacera tops whoa pentacera tops that's cool
fuck pentacera tops that sounds really dope such as the pentacera tops pentacera
tops it was noted that the seratopsians actually have a comparable size to the
modern-day elephants and cattle however the proto seratops that are in the
Cretaceous period most commonly generally weighed only a few hundreds of pounds in
previous times the earliest Asian varieties most Asian raptors happened to
be some of the most feared dinosaurs that exist in the messozoic era these
dinosaurs are also known as Dromaea source and happen to be Dromaea source
yo that is cool drop they are counted as part of the dinosaur family that is
referred to as the dino birds you will distinguish okay I just I mean can we
not there's no way that's not the show title which one here counted as part of
the dinosaur family Dromaeo source as the dino birds dino birds that's the
show title right there folks an estimated 5.2 guys will be downloaded onto
oh god you will distinguish the raptors from the other categories of dinosaurs
because of their grasping their bipedal posture as well as their hands that have
three fingers in addition these dinosaurs have larger brains than the
average size the most popular categories of raptors include Velasiraptor
Deinonychus and the Utah Raptor theropods theropods
Utah Raptor you don't like that one you can skip it theropods you don't like it
nope skip it okay on to nope Titanosaur that's cool
Titanosaurs Titanosaurs that's a cool ass name the sorrel pods mark the end of the
golden age of the Jurassic period they're just long next a time when the multi-ton
that's a little far right there multi-ton just imagine that you were you
weighed yeah but I tons but Terry a ton is only two thousand pounds multi tons man
elephants elephants are multi-ton yeah you know what I mean but they don't
have walls they don't have long ass next to drafts that's a giraffe how much is a
giraffe way I don't know look at up a lot of this
was commencing some of the sorrel pods such as Apatosaurus and Brachiosaurus had
gone extinct hence being replaced by the infamous Titanosaurs they're
characterized by their large size as well as the fact that they are plant eaters
they have tough scales all right yay or nay on this category
Titanosaurs no mm all right on to Ankylosaurus Ankylosaurus Ankylosaurus
you and I and I like these guys they look like I do like those they're like
the little hammer on their butt yeah what's the name animal for a giraffe
yeah what's the name of the animal that has like a hard back like this the
spiky one isn't there an animal that an armadillo thank you
this happened to be one of the last standing dinosaurs about 65 no that's
right that's what I was thinking I know I'm just saying like an armadillo what
do you think about these guys ankle ankylosaurus yay or nay nay or yay you
got a vote on it brother
thoughts Ankylosaurus is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah write that down
Ankylosaurus I guess I don't have to go to the store I did they are gentle as
well as slow-witted or bivorous dinosaur hey that's you Terry slow-witted wait
you could just do it this way they have chapters on this fucking side we don't
even whoa what are pro hold on hold on one third dinosaur one at a time one at
a time you know feather me brother feather me
there was a missing link oh come on that's cool that's cool shit yeah yeah
put those in there they're all pods also they had an interesting mixture of
birdlike and dinosaur like features some of the recently unearthed feather
dinosaurs have been preserved exquisitely they include the synonythosaurus
what I know it's that these those are the spiny bitches yeah you don't want them
chain prosaura pods with the ability to walk on fours and two's
are versatile unique species they actually occupied a parallel branch in the
early evolution I kind of like these guys what's more they also supplemented
their vegetarian diet with a bit of meat from small creatures you know I'll say
hey Terry you know I'll sucks a bit of meat me you're me in my mouth that's a
great show title a bit of meat yeah it says a wait hold on my bed just tell me
when you're done downloading and I'll I'll text you I'm ready oh you did I
messaged you on signal already that's message on non-signal because signal is
not necessarily I forgot number I forgot that it says only 60 Hertz
can you go to your signal please yeah yes I want to verify this is you
what do you mean oh verify safety number because it's the new phone my number
scan me or I extend you wait through how do you need to confirm me
but just just do this no how do I fucking confirm are you in signal yeah
settings what do I do give me your phone okay I don't know how to I don't know
what to do was that it hold on was that it are we verified this fucking air drop
thing when I come close it wants to touch oh we want yeah so like these
numbers are all the same Terry okay so now we're now we know that we're talking
to each other oh I didn't I thought we were already talking to each other hey
hey we were thank God but now we're verified I'll thank God oh man I got a
sign into all my new fucking what I decided to all my work shit okay why is
that a big deal I don't like signing wait what's your cell phone number oh fuck
is that your number yeah I hate I don't know why I have it under home I've had
under home forever for you it's whatever it doesn't do anything hello
hello hi how are you fuck off okay
goodbye hey you don't have to go to the store Terry I don't but I do need to turn
off something in here are you happy about that yeah so you can go to here you
go to charging and then you can set a limit yeah but what you need to do that
on mine no why it's only it was like it's like 15 it's 15 and beyond it's not
like it's just a feature in the software correct your shirt your shirt and I
can't do it sure and do it where do I go go to battery wait wait wait I forgot
this fucking shit only has 60 Hertz oh god it sucks it just feels slower it
just feels like oh you can you can I'll get used to you can tell the difference
where is it privacy battery Terry you got a battery then what good battery
health and battery yeah battery health and charging yep and then what
oh doesn't exist that's fucking stupid but what you need to do is I need to go
find where's privacy and privacy and security what you need to do is you need
to go down here you had a privacy and security and then you go to
this is just a tip for everybody tracking or location services right here
okay so click it let's go all the way down yeah go to system services okay and
then what you want to do is you want to click off significant locations what is
that so significant locations was when is something to do with your battery and
it's like a trusted site so like like a place that you visit a lot
what do you mean so it's not locations allows an iPhone and iCloud to connect
to different devices to learn places significant to you in order to provide
an useful location related information and maps and calendars oh that's why it
tells me this the grocery store like you want to go to the grocery store and like
knows yes look look because you've been there a lot yeah so I have no records on
this phone but you needed this to use optimized battery you have to have it on
yes so to use to use optimized battery because it will stop what so optimized
battery is a thing inside Amazon or not Amazon inside Apple where you're at like
a safe location so it knows where you're at so it would only go to like 80% stop
why does it need this on to do that huh why does it because it recognizes your
safe location and then if you're at a safe location it only charges to 80 if
you had a safe location like at home say for instance at home it'll charge to 80
because it knows your phone's next to you if you're at like say like a store a
different person's house yeah it would have charged to a hundred so keep it on
so you can find it it's just a it's like a draining battery thing I'm turning
this off I'm just letting you know that I didn't know about this setting at all
you're welcome thank you yeah I don't like this I'm turning it off because now
turn like so I'm turning off significance now because what I'm gonna do is I'm
gonna go to my battery you go to your battery right here so now you see how I
can turn I'm gonna turn optimized battering off because it says when the
charging limit is set to a hundred that allows the iPhone to wait to finish
charging past 80% so just waits so what so since I have this rocker this like
switching thing I'm just gonna go to 90 to save my battery life on my phone or
85 you know I thought that I had all the privacy settings figured out oh I just
want you know I had that one so on if you if you haven't you have advanced
data protection turned on I don't know where that is so the privacy to yeah it's
called advanced data protection it makes tears anything that's stored in the in
there in there on their servers and 10 like encrypted but you have to like have
the backup key written down because if you lose it they literally know I don't
know yeah I remember that I don't do that oh because I'm afraid that I might
lose the key okay so that's why I don't do it yeah that way I did that like as
soon as I went about it I obviously you know I'm a terrible person at heart so
just make just write down the backups and have multiple backups I can't you
don't trust yourself no I'll lose it you have no personal responsibility correct
okay let's move let's finish this dinosaur thing but if you want to know
some things to turn off for like a battery thing which I will we can watch
it after we're done potting I'm sorry after we're done potting okay so dinosaurs
we can still yeah we just talked about it no but I want to I want to show you
now or after after so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna say it now
so then people can if they're still listening to this fucking show like look
it up because it's actually really it's called I don't know there's two things
what I did there's a guy named Brandon butch that I watch about I like Apple
stuff a lot and he just did one 27 like settings you need to change on your phone
which is good and then there's another guy that I just found the other day which
was Payette forward that's what his name is and he has an iOS 18 settings to turn
off and I turned him off they're mostly like battery saving things and also
privacy things and it when I had my phone like I was in when I'm at work
sometimes I'm in like a room I don't have any cell service and after turned
off a bunch of those things on my phone I got cell service inside my that little
like in my little like office and I can listen to music while I'm like doing
stuff how would battery and privacy settings change your service that
doesn't make any sense because it's constantly running in the background
refreshing things oh so it's using less bandwidth yeah so you have more bandwidth
for listening to important shit yeah like music got it dinosaurs sure
evolved from the soropods you want prosaura pods on the list yeah prosaura
pods are good prosaura pods okay I like how we're finding my name for my phone
well yes a big deal Terry you fucked up dreadnoughts yeah they're yes we got to
make sure you get this right prosaura pods prosaura pods okay we got ankle
sorus feather dentisters and prosaura pods which one do you want to go to feather
feather birds feather birds yeah okay so back for those giraffes I lied about the
weight let's see here they said they can weigh up to like 1800 pounds I think
yeah 1800 pounds it's like an adult oh wait here the average weight for an adult
male is 2600 pounds and an average weight for a female is 1800 pounds that's not
giraffes giraffes can weigh like over a ton but close to a ton over a ton okay
but not two times no over a ton okay like a ton like a ton in a quarter right
types types types
I want like a list with pictures I mean yeah this is not ideal you're on yeah
just do a list you did types type in list for cheese like the word list works you
mean if I tack the word list I might get a list you might get a list here we go
meet the feather dinosaurs of the messa zoic era messa ooh okay we got number one
we got Albert Albert Tong Albert claws Albert and Nicos hell yeah well
second Albert oh Albert oh Albert and Nicos Albert and I guess of Alva
Cesar's that's cool Alva Cesar's Sosaurus Alva Sosaurus Alva Reds
Sosaurus Alva Rassaurus Alva Rassaurus okay that's cool what's that guy that guy
looks like a fucking skunk and chovy and she or Ness and that's okay
on the stupid name though a your own no that's a fucking kids drum is it not it
is I like this guy oh oh this is the Arcterics bird Archeopterics
oh this is the bird that they made their logo after I remember reading a story
about this feather bird brother they're a feather bird the feather in it yeah
that's the literally the Arcterics bird oh yeah I'll show you right fucking now
no no I'm so excited the Arcterics bird Arcterics bird I got a pee I'm gonna
take a quick break one to grab another beverage yes let's take a break pee break
when does it come in and like a couple seconds oh no all my passwords I have
to remember oh no that's not good don't you have a password manager I do so you
don't have to remember your passwords but I have to remember my password to get on
that password manager wait oh shit you don't remember it I did no way wait do
you have it to where when you open your password manager app it will unlock via
any method other than your master password no I still have to type it in
every single time not every single time it remembers it yeah that's not to feed
the purpose though kind of her well you like you have a the only way for me to
get in is that master password every single time yeah no matter what yeah yeah
yeah yeah so like it seems kind of the whole defeats all purpose no no I have a
master one and then it logs me out but then also just like I use face ID I just
use face ID oh see I don't do that because you're you're scared yeah you're not
scared I haven't had face ID turned on on my phone for like a year oh really like
period I can't unlock my phone with any biometrics I don't know I'm not too I
like to make it hard for my phone to be accessed yeah very privacy oriented yes
you are all right we got to finish this Terry we got to get finished your birds
about this one Arista suckers it is Arista suckers that's perfect for you huh
wait Aristo suckers we go down suckers suges noble crocodile dude
Aristo suges cheers me write that down please write that down that that's
that's number one so far cheers oh I thought we're cheers in the fucking
retarded I have no shame saying that right now dude I thought you were like
loose miss smelly dude I thought you were saying I thought you were saying toast
into this like I move this so we can I know but when I'm saying to you is like
Arista suckers there's another there's a video of this like these two ladies and
then she smells amazing she she picks up her plate from like breakfast and then
the other lady like toast her like plate she's like oh I don't know we're doing
this and like toast and she's like what are you doing take the toast or some
shit or take the potatoes or something like that can you look it up for really
fast what am I typing in look up like two women take the potatoes see if you can
find it is this the is this the one that you were trying right now it smells nice
hey fuck off Siri why did that come on that was really fast I didn't even say
the keyword can I hear you word what's the key what is a keyword like not the
keyword s Siri yeah the oh you're active if you say hey Siri hey Siri yeah oh
shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit I don't like it because I don't like it
I only have it when I push the button because I don't like it to activate like
that scroll down it's like a they're toasting plates they're like toast plates
and then like toast plates take the potatoes not that one they'd be there
it is right there hey Terry you know what before you said that's it right there
I saw that picture and I knew it was it I played this on here before I think
oh great not as funny as you made it out to be I know but I know okay arrest a
suckas what am I right that one down that's a contender that's that's that's
number one right now arrest a suckas wait I should write it down so do you use
in your yeah I'm writing I'm writing the categories you write down the finalists
for actual names for your phone I want I need our aristo suckas hold on I
need to I need to write this down I need some I need some
damn I suck okay wait hold on I I need I need to have this print okay
we'll get a spell it correctly R a r s t o s u h or ch us hold on that is that
right in there
arrest us yes that is correct ooh this smells nice is it
good too that's lovely you know we haven't done one of these in a while
where we tasted alcohol that's pretty mmm that's mellow
mmm like it all right mmm it's a small it's a crocodile it's a Greek it's like
a pangolin kind of like a penguin in space all right moving on a zebra of the
memis a v memis now I'm how many fuck it no dude look how many there's 77 birds
well just go out pictures how about that yeah I would go out pictures keep
going no no there are tonic is keep going oh crystal notes Kero steno tease
Kero synod I can't pronounce yeah good point you have to pronounce it yeah
city patty look look at the pronunciation city patty that's good that's a good one
hold on look at the pronunciation see city potty yeah city patty city patty
yeah city but it's like silly putty but city patty I keep going from corrector
no no no no no keep going keep going keep going I've seen those before turrets
elliptics too much oh that bird looks dope yeah but so I do pronounce okay right
yeah to order to pronounce yeah I need a spider is a really hard to pronounce
oh giganto raptor that's cool they don't look cool these are birds where's that
way we'll go back up that's like go be V tour go be vanader go be a nader go go
be vanader it looks like Chewbacca a bird Chewbacca maybe what maybe that was
hapla chyrus no hapla Keras hapla Keras hapla Keras no dad do does a long
tail like a monkey no hyena pronounced hi you wanna hi you wanna how you wanna
hoax yuck nas no that's too much inside of our store in size of a source in size of a source is it too hard to say yeah
oh igna insignia ingenia ingenia I keep going keep going oh hard to say yeah
genie fang keep going keep going I keep double clicking dude they're two foot long and ten
pounds no con con mongolian for lord oh that's cool
Koi Koi oh no then heneekis Lin have a nutaur who what is this how do you pronounce
this my carousel is my carousel is my carousel is
maca laca maha kala maha kala may may that's stupid that's stupid yeah a
microventor we already went through this what we saw that before ooh a monocous
stupid no no no whoa no I thought that was their neck whoa we've wait we know
those ones whoa they look like nine tails yeah I was about to say that or like
like two of the EV evolution yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nine tails was an
evolution of the volpics no yeah volpics the little fox that's no volpics
was volpics no it's not volpics the volpics evolved into nine tails is it
volpics yeah volpics into nine tails but this looks like you know they had the
fire the water for EV this looks like the the dark one maybe embryo oh no not
embryo such as an E electron and barion or something volpics volpics and nine
tails are the evolutions but what volpics wrong but I spoke this one looks
like the dark EV evolution all this gonna be crazy embryon and I'm gonna
tails no I'm talking about the EV evolutions the EV you know who EV is
yeah yeah yeah nine tails is an evolution of volpics but EV this looks
like the dark evolution of hold on hold on I got you I'm on this like this weird
cool thing hold on I got you I think it's embryon EV
but I'm Breon not embryo I'm Breon and look I'm Breon kind of flurry on looks
like I'm Breon holy crap can we go to I we got to go to the next list of yeah I
picked I picked two good ones list of ink and kilosaur the only downfall is
like there's so many fucking animals wait wait wait go down down right there
just do the ten largest ink leosaurus top ten just do it here yep hit it hit it
because it might give us names so it should be easy oh there we go there's
no pictures though fuck me I can't pronounce any of those oh holy shit no
this is not ideal oh there we go no dogs
fossil wiki fandom dyno pedia I felt we should be on yeah yeah yeah it's a
fandom thing but whatever oh we just need pictures and names though that's all
we need the it's not gonna give us any back up back up back up back up go up go
up go up go up do images yeah
and go to that one this one yeah then we just yeah there's no way I can
pronounce those it's in Russian I can't I can't even see it it's too blurry
there's some right there what's that one Polacan this was like gala stona
gas gastona gas don't yeah hey Sarah Pell me me me not stupid I feel like if
you're gonna go at this one it just needs to be ankylosaurus just like the
base name because this is this guy's a boss right here so write down
ankylosaurus ankylo sorus sa you are us are us oh that's the same mistake you
made with the fucking dreadnought is you miss it you using there okay so yeah
all right cool pro seropods pro seropods pro seropods well we really been
spending a lot of time on this shit this is cool though I like this who doesn't
whoever doesn't like dinosaurs gonna go fuck themselves whoa they're like long
hated beard man that dude has six legs whoa here we go oh this is ideal oh dude
he's a transaurus Rex whoa look at that dude oh Carnotaurus that was in one of
the newer your favorite movie what's called just yeah they had a
Caronataurus that Eva these are fucking cool spinosaurus the Eva
pterosaurs Eva minus this is fucking sick they've amemus lemurs Eva memis the
dude with the fukita that's a dumbass name though
avaraptor Na Shia go a source yeah that dude looks cool he looks like a sloth
hey a guanadan a guanadan a guanadan a guanadan is a guanadan is good I like
that one oh you didn't you never been there before have you but can you get
rid of this is the name of the this is the type of the dinosaur that's in the
dinosaur ride in the Disney world a guanadan yeah the at the animal kingdom
park that dinosaur ride you like go after an a guanadan you're like tracking
an a guanadan to rescue him all right you taraptor for X for X
for X is kind of cool for X is cool all right for X crater source anklosaurus I
think spinosaurus dude spinosaurus is fire spinosaurus I like spinosaurus a lot
okay spinosaurus wait do you write down vorax yeah okay vorax spinosaurus and
then whatever else you have what are the let's say you read them back what do we
have I got and you have to pronounce them to pick them is it artesuckus this
one Arista suckers Arista suckers Arista sucus I think that's cool though
city pity city party city pity city patty hey cherry city patty you can't even
pronounce the simple one Arista sucus Arista sucus city patty
anklosaurus anklosaurus anklosaurus guanadan no or X and spinosaurus in my
opinion I think it's a it's a it's a three-way battle how about this
Arista suckers go up go to anklosaurus and a spinal make a new tap make a new
tap make a new tab what am I looking up you're gonna type in spin the wheel and
then we're gonna type you're gonna type in these names it would be the first one
right folks we're coming down to the wire here and then you just commande
inside there no no no be inside the box and then type in the names sucus
city anklie no no no city city patty no we're not picking the one that's why
it's getting it it's because I'm picking no city patty that's not a choice that's
a good choice I thought we went over this you really want to put city patty on
the city patty so we got sucus city patty city patty like one ad on anklie
we'll call them anklie ankles yeah guanadan just put them all in there fuck
it guan iguan a guanadan you don't want to go around that's stupid all right
take guanadan spinal spinal source yeah so yeah okay so this is it we have five
choices go up to the top where it says shuffle to get a couple times oh it's a
like and then spin it the last one surviving wins wait what do I do just
spin the wheel I thought noise what's it doing
oh anklie is out oh this is taking them out yeah you're just gonna hit remove
no that's the winner no this is as you have a winner no no it's the last one
standing is the winner now go to the now go okay why do you do this why not
just pick the first one because it's stupid you're stupid no no suckers you
should just make suckers man see I'm telling you city patty
came in a shuffle yeah yeah hit a shuffle a little bit there you go city patty oh
not forax I think spino is cool though all right it's down to city patty and
spino spinosaurus yeah spinosaurus spinosaurus all right come on I told
you're gonna get city come on spino I told you you're gonna get city patty oh
no I'm getting city patty you're gonna use it no I'm using spino you should use
suckers suckers Archer suckers so what's your what's the decision I think I'm
gonna use suckers Arista suckers Arista suckers that's got a fun little like fun
little flavor at the end our wrist to suckers you can say suckers you like
suckers about oh it changed my name to yeah it converts everything Terry yep
it's no longer it's gonna be our art to suckers Arista suckers is it a wrist to
suckers read your fucking word bitch you wrote it down to fuck you on me for
goddamn Arista suckers can you make sure I spoke that right oh my god I don't
know you have it in front of you Arista suckers I think that's right
AR I STO SUH US no SUCH yeah SUCH sorry US US yeah Arista suckers it's
really Arista suckers if you want to pronounce it correctly but I know I
like suckers that me too all right cool there we go ladies and gentlemen
Arista suckers as the name of my phone we spent 40 minutes doing that I love
it I love it man I love it so you're all you're all set up now it's working yeah
everything's everything's back I just have to sign into everything again it's a
camera good Jesus you want me to take a picture of you no take a picture of the
fucking wall the wall you want to take a picture of the fucking wall yeah it's
wrong with you now there's like some new things inside the camera feature I'm
trying to like this is weird I click this button even though it's not called a
button it's a fucking the camera thing the camera thing so you think and it goes
into it right can you can you actually before I buy this phone sure can you
check like in the settings is it possible to disable like the buttons just
if I was curious about it this is kind of weird can you check that please it's
kind of weird please please please please stay still stay still stay still
don't move slow down baby true don't want to do a mood I want to do some vibrance take me oh no I don't like that
I want you to see if I can turn that button off
why are you talking like this that's very weird of you
standard amber gold rose gold neutral well cool cold I'm gonna do vibrant feel
like you're a vibrant person give me something
a shot oh that's a good picture
I mean that's a cool picture that's stupid you think that's stupid I think
you're a thug we're looking for I want to see in the settings can you like
disable that button or disable the action button like you know what I mean the
action button well not the action button I want to see if you can like make it so
that camera button does not actually button you can change the action button
no I want the camera button can you disable the camera button the new button
for the camera camera that can you just like go out looking dog chill the fuck
out into the settings I'm in the fucking camera settings
I don't see it
what the fuck are you doing over there just wait
I'm gonna play this on the phone some weird shit
I don't think you can I hope one of my two ISO suffices we always like you be a
no I'm not I'm not well here I go that was some weird shit
that's hail dog that's that's hail dog that's hail dog I don't think you can
is there an AI section in the settings now no because it's not even out yet can
you turn it off I would assume you can but it's not even out yet but is there
like is there a provisional area for the AI settings under Siri but there's no
like general set area yeah there's no yeah history history history history I was
looking up Caitlyn Clark today the basketball player yeah what about her
oh she got rookie of the year oh yeah yeah is that how cool isn't she like
hella good though doesn't isn't that make sense I mean she was she is no she
is good she was expected to get it or no she was well she was expected to didn't
the other girl like break her leg or something who is in contingent for it or
something I heard a wrist oh the other person who is gonna be a rookie angel
Reese angel Reese wasn't there a different girl who like broke her leg or
something that was also a rookie I don't know no I feel like I saw something on
news thing about WNBA rookie broke oh here's my other one leg I had it I had
another one right here here there's my other one oh wait that's my computer no
it's not there's this one what am I looking at the source
China does chin chin to source yeah what is that I don't you think that was a
previous to my I think that's a previous device yeah because yeah I think that was
a previous one WNBA rookie injured
was Angel Reese black who Angel Reese is she black lady she is yes she out for a
season after wrist injury it says yeah that's what I was saying like she yeah
this girl no no this girl this girl got no ACL or something this is what I saw
this girl do you know her I don't know her this girl she's like really tall oh
did she break something right there she tore a seal and then she's out right
there wait hold on I just thought at the end
four of the five starters have already made a basket yes she's fucked watch she knows she's hurt I think she played oh god damn I hate seeing people live off
the office I think she was part of the I think she was she a rookie of the year
contender no I didn't see anything I don't like any of it
lost her footing I didn't see anything yeah this this can you go back she's got
out I think go no no no go to the like that yeah okay she like stepped on her
toe yeah she like roll like was took a step and then put her toe down and then
Cameron Brink was her name yeah she was part of the she she was part of the
Hawkeyes Hawkeyes I don't know what that means oh she was no she was from
Stanford no she wasn't in contention there's no way oh I saw that she got hurt
no not Cameron pray son I tore an ACL by the way that knee bucked oh man prayers
up for prank no she wasn't in contention it was like
Caitlin Clark and that other girl Angel Reese why is Caitlin Clark such a big
deal because she's like she broke like a bunch of records records as a woman in
college or something in college and men's records as well she broke men's
records she broke Steph Curry's three record in college like overall so I just
feel like I've never heard of the WNBA like ever until this past year and it
just everywhere it's like Caitlin Clark Caitlin Clark by the way recently I
just went to one I went to my first WNBA game yeah in Seattle to a storm game so
that are they good mm-hmm did Caitlin Clark play there yeah when you were
there no I saw the fuck well you asked if she played there then she has yes I
would care about when you were there dude oh no I saw the aces you'll give me
your wallet okay I want to feel it it's just high it looks cool it's just high
okay now tell me what happened at the stadium we played the aces what's the
ace Las Vegas aces are they good yeah they're the reigning champions hmm they
it's pretty thin yeah got cash no but you can you can have cash in there mighty
wallet yep it's a good wallet it's just Tyvek wallet what's Tyvek look at it
I was like the house wrap shit yeah it's just a hard yeah Tyvek you wrap the house
in it yeah this is a strong material so who is there who is famous is anyone
famous besides her yeah I don't know anybody
Asia Wilson Asia Wilson Asia Asia a Asia apostrophe jar Ja Wilson Wilson Asia
Wilson she's a good player she's the best player oh what team is she's on Las
Vegas Las Vegas she's the best player in the league yeah she won her third MVP
that's cool yeah she's like a really good player she's 28 cool and then you
have Kelsey Plum Kelsey Plum mm-hmm she played at you don't these people's
names oh she's kind of hot she walks really weird just throwing that out
there oh she looks weird in that photo she's hot though here stupid she walks
weird yeah she walks really weird she walks like she has a stick up her ass
I'm not what team is she on she's on that she's on Las Vegas like when she
runs she like looks she has a stick up her ass I'm not joking brother let's
watch let's watch let's watch you want to watch no I just because you said which
one is she that one number 10 oh she shot the ball yeah she when she runs she
looks like she's a stick of her ass
and this is her at the ball yeah she just runs like a stick of her ass I don't
know like right there just runs like a stick of her I don't know that I agree
with that who else how do you know these people Deanna Deanna Diana to see
to Rusey yeah her Tarasi Diana Tarasi I've heard a sue bird before she on the
storm no she's retired she was on the storm and then you got was her and was
that like Brianna Stewart I think it's with the Brianna Stewart sorry Brianna
Stewart I might be stupid yeah Brianna Stewart oh she's not hot no I mean she
probably attracted to someone you got the white Mamba who's that type in white
Mamba white Mamba Mamba wait Mamba that's not the way Mamba I don't know
that's definitely she's on she's on the she's on that's a dude that's it I
forgot what she he's she's on it's not her Vanessa Bryant oh Deanna Tarasi is
the way I'm it's not no it's not her let's go down
forgot what she plays on of who she plays for I just saw her go back a
couple of like slides go back go back she's like right there this person mm-hmm
so look up damn she got fucked up that not her her right at the bottom of your
screen I forgot what her name what's that earthquakes
quakes New York quakes look up New York quakes
earthquakes no that's not gonna be right New York to be NBA no works links
Liberty New York Liberty maybe it's not the Liberty that is not like like no oh
wait that's a girl that hurt forgot her name here is young
scroll up and sqe and sqe that's what he just said no it's her that girl I think
that's the NS is it in sqe yeah in sqe I forgot her name but you know Sabrina in
sqe yep oh she's like a good three-point she's a good three-point
shooter yeah hmm who else forgot what her name was Dana are all these people
famous because of a plate Clay Clay Caitlin Clark no these are all these are
all famous basketball players before but but then now more famous because of
Caitlin like would you say don't they have way more viewership now because of
her yeah no I mean I would say you think Seattle's gonna get the NBA team back
are you talking about like for men's yeah I thought I saw something about they
were bringing it back games start with the D you know like well she's kind of
attractive Elena Deladong done Deladong Elena del e now e or LLE sorry do yeah
here whoa that's a way last last name are there many hot girls and I remember
her is she attracted she's wearing a mask or something no it's just your face no
she has a mask on yeah Deladong just got something on her face oh not just that
it's like an ear no that's that's a man's yeah it's all your nose what's that
what's her name Brianna's not Brianna Stewart what's that girl that dunks that
little tall girl I got captured in Russia for a while oh I can't think of her
name right now it's gonna kill me not Brittany yeah I mean Brittany Grimer Griner
Griner Brittany Griner she's not attractive at all she looks like a
lesbian are there many hot girls I'm pretty sure there is you just thought
Kelsey Plum was hot that's one no I don't know man that's that's up for your
discretion not mine what team is Caitlin Clark on fever Indiana fever
let's see let's see Mike's being picky he also is picky if you say you're not
picky you are picky Caitlin Clark is kind of attractive in her own way roster I
mean that's where I would go Kelsey Mitchell Nalisa Smith Christie Wallace
Victor Victoria she's kind of attractive to Aliyah Boston forward center she's
probably big oh she's hot like the whole she's cheese on way too hard she's kind
of hot she can't pay money dog did she who's this girl who's this girl she's
six one fucking people are so tall she just caked on makeup and that picture
caked on it looks not good huh I don't know dude yeah that's the thing about NBA
girls is they're so fucking tall you know what I mean I think I think that's
that she was like hell I'll tell us how tall is Caitlin Clark I think she's like
six foot or something yeah look it up she's the other shit oh I just closed the
town my god dude just close oh my god
crying your fucking river close time where is she where is she how do I go
back go back hit the back button dumb dumb
scroll down six oh yeah six foot she told her in you they're all taller than us
you fucking weird oh that's I'm saying true Erica wheelers 5-7 oh that's
insane how does that work dude that's one girl is that's a good title everyone's
tall she looks like a thug she's thugging oh she's the same age as us oh
she's all this fuck she's wait she weighs how much I got to you she's like
our same weight well not my not your weight cuz you're fucking thick I'm
she only has eight years of experience in there maybe she played in other leagues
before okay I'm just I was curious cuz like she's the same age as us like you
think you'd have like ten years at least yeah oh wait go scroll down holy shit
six five scroll down scroll down can you go back to her really fast scroll down
please scroll the fuck this girl down this girl which is from us okay
undrafted free agent undrafted free who became the first ever undrafted player
to all star oh play to win the all star MVP oh good for her yeah but the all star
MVP doesn't mean shit but she was undrafted yeah which makes it a bigger
deal I guess it's like the same thing with fucking what's his name fucking
Tom Brady Thomas Tom Brady was like this girl is cool
as six round pick oh my god just like a cat so she's so like it's crazy being
born in 1999 isn't it hey just minus one from the year so she's 23 25
wait no it's 24 24 plus one 25 no she's not 25 you minus one what you minus
one don't you minus one from what 99 no minus one from what 99 what's the year
to this year 24 so she'd be 23 so not you're so stupid how am I not stupid
that's correct it's 2024 so 24 yeah that's so right 24 minus one no it's 23
23 would be 2001 no we would yes it would I just have to slow let you come
to the realization that you're retarded you're just so convinced that you're
right I thought I was oh that's not really teams there's like 12 teams how
many teams on the NBA women's NBA teams you were just on it you 12 Las Vegas
New York Washington Seattle Atlanta Minnesota Chicago Connecticut Dallas
wait Los Angeles there's 12 there's 12 teams and yet Seattle has a team but the
NBA is like a fuck ton of teams and we don't have a team with the fuck we talk
about we have a team out of only 12 but yet for the NBA we don't and there's like
a million teams in that league there's like 30 or some shit yeah we should get
30 teams like you think Seattle would have a team we do have a team not in NBA
oh you see what I'm saying yes you like if we have a team in here we have a female soccer team too so crazy you think
Seattle would have I guess Portland though it's kind of close there but
there's no Portland on there yeah I'm thinking NBA I guess like people in
Oregon root for the Seahawks in football and then like people in our state root
for the other trailblazers in basketball playing right now the trailblazers
not the sea chickens the trailblazers no the sea chickens what's the sea chicken
Seahawks see chickens see chickens yeah they're playing right now are they good
they're winning they're winning today yeah 17 to 3 right now are they like top
top top I think they're 3 and 0 if they win this they've already had three weeks
of football yeah dude well really yeah regular yeah we're on week 3 dog so we're
2 and 0 not we I mean the sea right now the Seahawks are 2 and I guess your phone
fuck no I want to hold it okay can I like push buttons sure just I want you
to open I want you to play a video on here here
oh vibrant hey how to action button yeah just turn it doesn't do anything it
turns to silent hold for silent well I like that so you don't accidentally go to
silent I'm gonna hold it and then you hold it again and it rings picture okay
now can you make can you play a video or something I want to see how big that
screen is yeah yeah just like any video on YouTube or something
okay no allow you to define your device on local networks no
oh I gotta sign in give me a second no that's like the last thing I want I want
to see on that phone before you leave is like how does the actual like watching a
video look because that to me is the really only reason for that phone to be
worth getting because like basically you're carrying around a big ass phone
yeah the whole day and like if it's not good for video then it defeats the whole
purpose let's see I have here I mean that's pretty big
was that is that not big you know I want to look at it so I saw this something
on my here hold it up yeah I remember I mean it's definitely nice shut up I just
don't know is it that much bigger oh dude watch how he keeps the phone out with
that he takes the blade watch this this is so I know I know what he does Jimmy
rig why does he he puts the blade on it to flick it open that's yeah cuz he's
about to fuck it up I see I'm not convinced that this is like big enough
bigger of a screen to be valuable I don't know it's hard to say well how's it
feel in the hand I feels great but I mean like I'm just looking forward to
having the phone be lighter the pros are so fucking heavy well I guess if we go
to Apple's home you're an apple really fast we looked at this in the last time
I think we looked at the way but we can look at the weight again this way how do
you compare shit why they make it so fucking intrusive to fucking like let
me do shit intrusive compare see anything yeah like let me just see shit
alright you got the 14 pro 14 pro yeah yeah all yeah dude an aluminium with
color infused back glass Johnny Ives what's here wait did you see the basketball
game at climate Puggerina yeah I just see a news article say $480,000 in
penalties and hidden fees climate pledge arena to pay nearly half a million in
penalties or refunds for hidden fees oh yeah they're charging 3% on like tickets
just for them or something they're charging an extra fee on food for what
what's the fee go just they so I can get more money yeah that's not a lot of
stuff they can't do that why can't you do that they have to announce it oh I have
to say what it's for and all they have to announce that there's any fees they
hit and what they're for and they hit it from everybody oh even at cracking games
and no no no it was not at it wasn't at like big venue games it was only like
small things like concerts and shit they charge more for food yeah do they have
good food there what are you looking at again I forgot I'm looking at the
displays no the weights oh shit I'm working on it I'm working on it wait the
iPhone Pro this is like negligible but whatever the 14 pro weighs 206 grams 206
then this weighs 199 so it's barely marginable lighter yeah but imagine if
you had like a regular sized I'm on 16 yeah I'm working on it because that's I
know you're about that's that question that's the comparison 170 to 206 oh
that's pretty good it's like 15% you know I did that math fast no you can tell
me though 30 out of 200 that's like 15 out of 100 15 divided by 100 is 15%
cool cool sorry bro I'm a fucking boss on the sauce I'm gonna eat that fucking
chicken sauce yellow bird yeah shout out to yellow bird you had some you like it
I've had a little bird you like it yeah I've had their sauces you like that sauce
I like their green sauce they got green sauce eggs I know there's shit should I
try it eggs green yeah green sauce green eggs yeah it's like a green eggs and
ham yeah green eggs and ham dr. Seuss that shit even though he wasn't a doctor
dr. Seuss wasn't a doctor it's called like a racist or something he wasn't a
nice person it's called Serrano is it I think it's because it's Serrano pepper
isn't that a song Serrano a Serrano that's my corona you dumb shit my corona
yeah Serrano is the one I like
oh don't you know hey Serrano what's it called Serrano my corona the corona
the song yes oh my god I almost forgot I need to show you a
video that I meant to show you and I can't believe we almost finished without
me saying this okay hold on oh my god this literally gave me that I have to
log in no no I don't I can just pull it up hold on oh you're gonna love this you
might have seen it already it's related to something you were playing for me
last time really oh a hundred percent okay
in Springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating
the pets of the people that live there you've seen this or no
as a catalog of other things to eat they're eating
they're eating the cats
the people that live there
They're eating the dogs They're eating the cats
Miam, miam, miam, miam They're eating the pets
Of the people that live there They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats.
They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
They're eating the cats.
That's pretty good.
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets.
Out of this whole thing, out of this whole like,
in our country, like this whole thing.
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats.
That's what we got out of all of that.
It's hilarious.
It's pretty good.
You like that shit?
I do, man. I do. I do like it. I do.
There's one other one I saw.
They're eating the dogs.
Eating the cats.
Is it catchy? It's catchy.
I said it wrong. I did the...
They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
This is the one that you had, I think.
Which one?
They're eating the dogs.
You had this?
Yeah.
Eat the cat.
They're eating the cats.
Eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs.
Eat the cats.
Eat the cat.
It's so good, dude.
It's so fucking stupid, so good.
They're eating the dogs.
Eating the cats.
Eat the cat.
ABC News did reach out to the city manager there.
He told us...
In Springfield...
They're eating the dogs.
They're eating the cats.
Eat the cat.
They're eating the dogs.
Eating the cats.
Eat the cat.
This one's better.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating the dogs.
There's a cat dancing with Trump dancing.
Oh
Usually I'm content but if you check my dog then I'm turning into John Wick
Bird better drop it
Pulling up like crossfit
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it's not on the cat and the cat
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The internet is full of talented people I feel
All right, you done what else you got for me, I don't have anything
I the only thing I have left is like I played in an ultimate frisbee to get a minute got third
So let's now welcome the candidates to the stage vice president
Oh god, we're gonna end on this. I feel like this is gonna be really good
The civil war
Excuse me wrap battles of history vibes, doesn't it? Yeah, they kind of gone down
Call it anis or a wrist of suckers a wrist of suckers
Have a console plan
Take a look at her plan she doesn't have a plan so just yes or no you still do not have a plan
So do you have a plan yes or no
Plan
Get a month and I ate him
That was so many people voted for Biden
Oh
And what you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom people don't leave my rallies
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Let's not go back we're not going back it's time to turn the page in springfield. They're eating the dogs
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets. What is that guy?
Who's a little KC? I don't know. I don't know some weird dude that was freaking me out
There's probably a fuck ton of these on the internet already. Oh dude. I think there's a lot of eating like that whole thing out of it
It was eating the dogs
Like that's that's the thing it was just that that was it
They're eating the cats though too. Yeah for sure. They ate the cat not a dog
Yeah, it was wild
You want to talk about your exploits or save it for later exploits? Yeah
You're a fucking frisbee thing. Oh you're fucking rock hard to talk about it. No, I'm not
I'm not rock hard. I just got third. That's all you know what I'm saying out of how many people seven
So there were seven teams. Yeah, and you came in third. Yeah
So like do you play like is it like a bracket style tournament?
Technically you play multiple games against different teams and like get up to the championship every time?
So it was really interesting because there was two teams that were there that were from
Um locally from there
So they played but
They they can't win the cup which is really interesting
If they're from there if you're from where it's
Uh, where do you play?
Hosted where do you play down in like?
Um
Lacey and olympia
Area so you can't if you're from there you can't win correct
Like if your team is based from there, you can't win. That's stupid
So there's two teams that were based from they used olympia and wait, so did you get did you win because you got third?
No, so other two other non local teams. There was five. There's five other different teams that were from
So you got third out of those five. Yes, so you didn't get three out of seven. You got three out of five correct
So you're middle of pack. That's good. Yeah. No, it's fine for not playing very much
Well, it was it was co-ed so you had to have three three girls and at least four or three girls and four dudes
And then and you have to like set up a team to go with yeah, and you set it up at a time
Then yeah, it was just like what I play on
On Sundays most of the time you all rolled down there and played. Yeah, we all just rolled on
Yes, the only issue was is that we didn't have enough girls
How many girls did you have we had four?
That's more than three correct, but that means
You only have one sub for a girl one girl. Yeah, so you're grinding you can have your like the two coaches on each side can
negotiate
For like if they saw we had like three women
Or like four we had four women. They're like, okay, we'll just play five dudes and two women
To give us to give us like help and you'd be kosher, but there's some teams were like lots of girls. They're like nah
They're like we're gonna play three women four dudes because the women have advantage over the other women
So they use them
to that advantage
Oh, they're women were like really good fucking hella good. Yeah, damn. That's what they were saying was that's impressive
You got third though. No. Yeah, we were playing. Well, it was really weird because the team that we played beforehand was playing for
first place and then we played for
second place
Against that team that just lost
Oh, so they had a like a
They had a match to determine who got uh
Yeah, but usually when you play you have normally it's like third fourth play for the third place. Yeah, that's weird
And so we in that in that thing it was so we played so our first game we played around
nine
Nine ish ten ish. I don't remember how long was like all day on us. I don't know. So it was a 90 minute hard cap
for team
Half times at eight points whoever gets to eight points
First gets meaning no longer the 90 minute game
Huh?
That means no longer than 90 minute long game
No, they can be 90 minutes
No longer than 90 minutes. Yeah 90 minutes hard cap. Yeah, right. I was just explaining what that meant. Oh, god
It means even if they don't get to the max points after 90 minutes the game's over whoever has the most points
Correct. Yes. I was just explaining what that meant to the oh, I didn't know that you were explaining
I was just I was saying that means the game can go no longer than 90 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was doing
So then half time was at eight points whoever got to eight first half time then you switch sides and whoever was
Um
If they won the half they polled if you lost the half you received
Hmm. So the first game we won 15-5
Wow, and that was against like a
um
It's like old counter strike almost
Fuck new counter strike
We played against a bunch of people from Tacoma and Olympia and there was like
20 or them like 20 or so of them on a team
They could have made two teams, but they made one gigantic team
So like you didn't have people from both towns because they play together sometimes
And so they had a bunch of people on their team and just like, uh, okay
So they were just subbing left and right and while we're so they were always fresh. They were always fresh
Their people were like had never had the they never had the same dynamic because we're playing with the same people over and over again
What's better rest or like team dynamic?
Team dynamic for sure
Were you tired? Oh at the end of it. Yeah
Yeah
But you do you wish you had more subs for rest?
We had
We had enough subs. We polled some people from
um, the Olympia team the Olympia slash Tacoma team over to our team because they were like
Because they wanted to play and I was like sure you can play with this could we're oh, yeah
We're the only team that had not that many people
So they're like, yeah, you can play shout out to moe
Shout out to moe brandon and callin for just coming over and helping us out there the boys
Shout out to them. Yeah, they came over moe was cool. Um
I mean all of them are pretty cool. Callin was like a dude in his
late
I would say in his like
Late fifties early sixties
Use playing how do you like what what would you call this tournament? This is like a
This is like a
recreational tournament type thing or I would say that and also like
semi-amateur not semi-amateur. Yeah, semi-amateur teams like people
These are like all people that just play pick up all pick up ultimate. Some people aren't a league. Yeah
Some people aren't a league. Some of it's pick up some of it's like it's just a mixture. Okay
And so so we won a game first game 15
five
And then how many games did you play four? And then we lost our second game
15 9
And then we won our third match
15
12
And then so when that happened it was around
um
Like two
Ish like two two o'clock. Uh-huh and so we got a buy
And in that time frame
Some teams didn't play three games
Because there's 16 there's seven teams so one team is always going to have a buy. Mm-hmm. And so somehow
They got lost in there like the the organizers got lost
In like what they were doing
And so we had a our two hour we had
An hour break what we're supposed to have an hour break like a 90 minute break. Okay, and then it turned into almost like three hours
Okay, so we were waiting so that team that was playing for first place
And then we played them to for second place
We were sitting there for almost
Three hours. So you're kind of cold just kind of cold then they were kind of hot playing hot and they just got they just got done playing
They just got done playing a game. So they
But we weren't gonna win. They were warmed up. We we weren't gonna win that they were warmed up though. Oh, yeah
How much did you lose by?
Uh 15 9
Rare to bash they were the second best
Who was the best some team from uh the gorge?
Oh
He's like did you play them?
No, never played them because there were three and oh so a lot of the teams that were uh, so the five teams
There was only one team that went three and oh the other teams were just two and one all the teams were two and one
Oh wait, no three teams were two and one
One team was three and oh three teams were two and one and one team was three oh and three
And then so we were it's kind of like counter strike pool play in that
Yeah, it was kind of like a round robin not round robin. It's more of a what do they call it?
Like win two before you lose two or win three before you lose two or something like that. I think it's a round robin
Okay, I think but round robin you have to play everybody though in your pool
Well, that's what they wanted they didn't have time but they didn't yeah
It was weird. So then like
Yeah, we played we played another game and then we got
But I didn't play that much because some other some people just wanted to keep playing I was like I don't know whatever
But I was the only person so we in our third game. We lost one of our players because they
Tired no
the
Like a road to ankle. Yeah, like an angel like an angel. Yeah, they
Like two of our teammates were one of our teammates was going up for a frisbee came down landed on one of our
uh
Females on her like foot just a little bit. Yeah, and then when he landed he rolled his ankle like a little bad
And then so he was out but been there but the thing was is that me and him were
like
Uh, essentially it's called popping
I've learned a lot of terms at this frisbee tournament
So uh me and him were the poppers
Yes, what does a popper do so essentially a popper is on so
It's kind of it's called what angel it's called a host stack
So essentially what it is is that you have
like three handlers and then you have um
Uh seven people yep, so you have three handlers and then you have your cutters
Then essentially you have
Uh
The outside ones are going back and forth like a piston. Okay, and then you have your
Uh people that are on the inside called poppers
Keep going like this
Oh, so they're moving up and down
They're moving up and down and they're going like this but you're crossing
So I so if you start this side, you would cross this way and then if you start this way you cross that way
So you're just doing like an infinity
Um entire time these two are just running back and forth. Okay, essentially just one breaking dumping and then you just reset
And you're just trying to play right here to move the frisbee to move the frisbee up the field
And so like the issue was is that I lost that person
So I was the one so when we were playing it was like a shitty hoe
and then um
so
I would be doing this thing
Constantly, yeah, but some people would sit right in the fucking middle
as defenders no like
an offensive on my team would sit right in the hole where I would be cutting
Where I can just open up and I can just free and just dump it back to one of the
People would just sit right there
So he's clogging up the middle
We're trying to spread the middle and then when someone cuts in they can throw it to him and then we can just move up
I can dump it to a handler and then I just keep constantly doing that
Is that fun?
But someone would sit in the fucking middle and congest it and just sit there tell him that too
It was pissing me off. That's your teammate though. Mm-hmm. You know who it is. Mm-hmm. You don't like him
My it seems like a nice guy. He looks like nade shot
But skinnier blonde hair
No, no blonde a shot cut his blonde hair off. No, no blonde hair
All right, we're gonna rip we're gonna end the show and I'm gonna go shave Terry's head
No, that's not gonna be what's gonna happen next time. I'll post a picture of Terry's face. That's not gonna work out
My thing I've been trying to generate dinosaur pictures, but I just can't
It won't it won't finish any pictures for me anymore. I don't know why I've like restarted and everything
Did you update it?
Yeah, it's up today. All right
But yeah, it was fun got third
Our team was called flick filet
Okay, then a chick filet gross you're telling me
All right, but guess what I was hungry and I was gonna eat it
I might eat chick filet if I was there you would you should have came play
You didn't invite me. You should have
What should it came didn't invite me you wouldn't have played anyways
Yeah, but you didn't invite me though. So
But step one will be like, hey man, this tournament's on this day at this place
Hey, do you want to go to the next tournament? When is it? Where is it? We're gonna we're gonna our team name
I said that our team names our next team name is going to be vinegar strokes. Oh my god
All right, dude, we played the the team that we played for
Second place the name was ligma. So I think it we're fine. Okay. Okay
Okay, we got clowns up in this bitch. Yeah
Oh, yeah, the second game we got dominated. Well, we got dominated by ligma. No, we got dominated by uh, like
Uh like middle school and high school girls
It was all girls not all girls but the girls on that team were destroying our girls
Oh
High school and middle school girls. Well, they're in shape. Oh, they're probably like in track and field and shit and they can throw
Yeah, okay
All right, I'm gonna salvage this shout out to women bro
Shout out to women shout out to women and dogs and cats don't eat them though. Don't eat them though
But shout out to women stay strong
Stay strong
Women