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garden we're alive from the garden from from the garden let's see here I do

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believe we are live welcome ladies and gentlemen to the show welcome back to the

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world famous show live live from the garden from the garden actually we

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should call this place the garden that'd be cool are we live from the garden do

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we are live I think when people say the garden they mean Madison Square Garden

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no we are like in New York City dude we are the garden all right hold on let's

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look at look at the lineup should I pull up the the five to top five or top five

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yeah ready starting from five sir oh yeah we should probably plug first yeah

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the presidency of there's no audience what did we say November 5th is that

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your new president of there's no audience we have 44 days and 12 hours to go

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also vote for the new president of there's no audience I want to just say

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that if piazzari like qualified better and the Claire call it like in my opinion

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if you look at my one two three here lando piazzari Claire that should have

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been correct based on how they were yeah you know what I mean that's fucking

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stupid yeah because well it was if it wasn't for science and then Leclerc

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deciding to go over the white lines you probably would have been fine but yeah

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it's Leclerc George Oscar Max Landau I won by one huh and the tiebreaker whoo

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who'd I get right piazzari I'm good I'm good you suck too good at this fucking

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game bro dude can I tell you how rock hard I am for the next race where we're

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going what we're going to code it yeah we're going to code it yeah yeah guess

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what people I don't want to go dude you know why it's a shit show dude I don't

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want to go I'm so excited to watch on TV are you aren't you excited to watch on

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TV you break red phones no I had them on wrong that's how it's kind of weird aren't

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you excited not be there I'm so excited I don't have to go there yeah but don't

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you run it was such a great time like a good experience but it was such a

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clusterfuck me it was so busy it was so and hot they said it was like over the

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course of the weekend there was like 500,000 people that went through the

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turnstiles like 580 or something crazy yeah it was fucking in it was fucking

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it's fruitious but should we vote an hour later should we vote on our people

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an hour later we could do it now we're talking about if one let's get it out of

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the way you go first okay no no you go first I won I went first last time no

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you want you lost you go first no you won you go first I thought I was if you

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lost no shit give me a pencil in their book that's a pen okay you can't write

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with a pen I can but I might fuck up oh you want to change your mind what if I

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do then take this wait we're going to Coda yes I mean we're not going did you

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just got an email saying like there's still three-day grounds passes available

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like you can go fuck yourself dude I we're gonna talk about a little bit of

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fun here because we're already talking about it but we're gonna relive our

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experience last year no no there's some interesting things that were happening

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throughout the whole weekend and I want to bring them up because it's a probably

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good talking point that's one shit yeah shit shit brother it's hot in here it's

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not warm what topics so I mean like F1 controversies yeah and also like

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so title so since max got second you have nipples oh dude yeah I got I have a

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little hairs on my nipples my mind are kind of weird cuz over here side tracks

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so hard but hold on but mine are like my not a hell of weird you just have a

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hairy chest well no I got hairy nips to yeah but Terry but more hey hey let's

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just say there's more hair than around your nips oh yeah whereas me there's

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like nothing where is me you're like a mere cat yeah that's my spirit animal

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um no they were saying that since during the race I just want to know it was

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boring ass race nothing really exciting happen literally nothing happened the

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only thing that exciting happened that helps max and red or max for Stappin

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was Danny Rick getting the fastest lap it's like it away from land that was

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hilarious and then now if max just gets second throughout the entire the tired

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it like the rest of the season max wins it so max has to max has to stay in P2

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the entire like rest of the season if land wins every race if lander wins or

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which is probably not gonna I thought in that race I thought Landau was gonna

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crash like two times that's the only exciting parts yeah everything else is

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kind of stupid look there almost caught you need to find that I was pretty good

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I don't know which one it is though but we've done so many we probably find it

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but kids screaming out look Claire and then coughs think you can look that up

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imagine if you like you look French I feel French imagine if you labeled your

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videos so I could like search them easier all I have to do now it's like look and

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that's I think that one is labeled no it's not it it's in the 20s I've deleted

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it's in the 20s oh yeah I deleted all my I'll find it I'll find it let's see but

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yeah now the controversy of this weekend was and it's dead maybe Daniel Ricardo's

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lost race to do you hear that rumors that he's gonna be in Lawson well I heard

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rumors that he might go to NASCAR Daniel uh-huh that's fucking wild do you think

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that's true I mean going in a circle is not hard but you think he'd be good for

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it yeah they love him the Americans would love him I think an experienced F1

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driver would be would do well also I think you do really good in Indy car too

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so he has because Roman Grozian's in there in Indy car yeah yeah so I mean in

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reality you'd do good in American motorsports I think it's it's over though

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yeah 100% I think his time in F1 is over because if you're getting beat by

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Franco Colopento is a Colopento yeah like if you can beat by how crazy is it

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that he comes in and is like way better than fucking I don't know if it's the

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fact that the Williams car got better I think it's a it's a I I think it's two

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fold the Williams got a little better and he's not dog shit at driving so

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there's that I think Logan Sargent his time in there obviously his first years

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wasn't that great and like you're saying that the the or the Williams is getting

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a little bit better and not being underweight over weight it's overweight

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because there's no rules for being overweight is only as heavy as you want

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yeah it's only rules if you're under well yeah of course okay because there's no

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advantage to me overweight yeah all you're doing is fucking yourself true but

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I also think that I think Franco had some Franco has something to prove yes

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so he's whipping it out so he can actually get a spot a see Sergio couldn't

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pass him forever Sergio couldn't pass Hulkenberg that's how you know how

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Sergio couldn't pass Colopento so he had to undercut him to get in front of him

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and then yeah he couldn't pass Hulkenberg it's embarrassing I think the

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weirdest thing is is a fire him who's replacing Sergio now that Danny ricks

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out Liam Lawson no he's going to RB

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he Franko Colopento no there was a Horner was talking about wanting to suck

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George Russell's pee pee what you hear that toto you know what's his name

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Zach Horner no Christian Horner was like John John's Russell's out of contract

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and you know next year you'd be crazy not to think about him that's what he said

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I think that I would have you done yet no we were talking I think that you think

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or you do think I believe I do believe yeah I'll show you my wind ball and it

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I knew it was one of the top ones wait do we have I do believe on there I think I

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do I don't know yeah it's right here I do believe I was close it was like right

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underneath the one I was on I don't know I don't know the new rules in 26 are

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gonna be really weird and I don't think the Red Bull is gonna be good you think

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it's I think I think Aston Martin's gonna win oh they got fucking new we man

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think Mercedes is gonna be good in 26 no why why well I think I don't know I'm

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just excited for next year to have some new fucking drivers I think sick of this

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fucking shit I think if if if Aston if Aston Martin does not improve with new

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he obviously he's just got signed he's probably just making it probably drawing

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it up right now probably he's probably sitting fucking wherever Aston Martin is

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where's Aston Martin looking okay like right next to right next to Red Bull

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they're in the UK yeah look that up for me I mean I'm not gonna look it up but

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they're all yeah them Mercedes are on the UK in various places Silverstone just

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call it that Silverstone just call it good Silverstone you're in Silverstone tough on I had a

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alright that was my that was that was like my heart told me to do that okay you

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know when you said like I don't I always burp on like hey hey I do I just

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noticed that I do man appreciate you thanks for telling me that a burp on this

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thing if you if you don't mind me burping let me know put it in the

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comments awesome's an interesting track awesome Austin's a really good Red Bull

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track that's not when Red Bull was actually good I'm trying to think about

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this logically wait when we were there wasn't Lando like doing well at that

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race last year don't shoot do you remember I can look let me look let me

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look I got it was Hamilton who got disqualified but was in P2 no it was

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he was in P2 chasing max at the end Hamilton was yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz

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they were fighting but Lando did good the fuck I think Lando did good the fuck

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is going on here why don't only give me 18 races oh so we haven't gotten there

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yet that makes fucking sense I'm stupid Japan

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Japan

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pole position Charlotte Claire on which one last year's race for Kota yeah no

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way so it was max Lewis Lando yeah Lando is P3 there was a while there where

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Lando was like right behind max going past us I remember

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yes you might be right you got from to P2 I'm going Lando it's a stupid it's

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it's it's an easy pick a pastry to

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Lando was 10 seconds behind max but for a lot of the race he was right there

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before Lewis came through Lewis's Lewis was on a steamer with the end I know I

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don't think it was I don't was it not it wasn't Lewis I got disqualified I'm

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staring at it Lewis and Leclerc got disqualified oh it does say DQ on there

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I didn't see read the side that's funny was there a crash was there a crash

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they got you got three DNFs no just DNS remember Terry we were pissed that there

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was no like violence because we remember oh yeah we that's we were talking about

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that how we're like oh it's a clean race I just like how teams now you know if

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you like how do you like how I'm picking three because you can go fuck

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yourself watch this one watches like none it's like a clean-ass race I picked

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the same people as you just in a different order oh you put him and so

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that's so we're just fighting for that I feel like those are the people who are

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always there and are there about your parents Paris ones it alright here we go

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yeah right Paris can't even break top five without crashing all right so we

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have the same people so number one is Lando two is what you mix it up you

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stupid nugget yeah I don't want to make the exact same as you I said I had the

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same five people oh gosh you got you fucking you said you picked the same

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one like in the line that would be dumb as fuck alright so let's open your phone

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yeah let's open your phone Mike picked Lando Piastro Max Leclerc ham I picked

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Lando Max Piastro ham Leclerc no no no hold on but hold on with there was like

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a big controversy that was happening over the weekend which was a actually two

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things there was the mini DRS that got that McLaren has oh they're fucking wing

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thing a little wing and it fucking cares and then do better max on Thursday during

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a press conference yeah yeah because he was talking about the RB 20 and how

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shitty it is he just he wasn't talking about any personal people in like the

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the room he's just saying how fucking bad he refused to answer any questions in

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the press conference and then you like throughout the whole weekend yeah because

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the the FIA dude Ben Salaw Hamel whatever what's the name

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Muhammad Ben Salayam yeah that guy is a piece of shit and was just like for your

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service for your punishment you're gonna get you're gonna do more yeah more like

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speaking yeah at the post qualifying it was Lando Max Hamilton max like refused

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to answer any questions in there because he's pissed off he's like no fuck you

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I'm not talking in here as a pushback against it and then Lando and Hamilton

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well yeah I wouldn't fucking do extra fucking speaking gigs I'll just not do

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it yeah I think the thing was it was just like it's and the thing too is like

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when media asked you a question sometimes it is a one-word answer it is

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becoming the new fucking Kimmy where he like dismisses people and it doesn't

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give answers and shit what's like why it's like why hold my why say a lot more

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things that you're not supposed to like you need to you know Max was being

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extra fucking Kimmy Kimmy like in there they're saying like he basically said

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I'll talk to you outside of the FIA press conference like one-on-one to fuck

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stick it to them yeah saying like there were like the interview the press

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conference was going on he was short and then he's during during one of them

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asked one of them asked he said will you take questions afterwards like yeah I'll

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do it outside when it's not an FIA sponsored thing just to fucking stick

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it because he was just like he's like someone was asking one question he goes

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I can't really like answer that question right now my throat hurts or my eye my

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yeah it's like my throat hurts and then like like after and like that same guy

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that did the was asked that question went outside and Max was just like talking

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to everybody because it's true man who gives a fuck who's who cares who cares if

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you think about this yeah the like F1 has a kid version of the thing which is in

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my opinion the dumbest thing ever created in the history of the world but

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okay so if if you want to have a PG just watch the cartoon version just and if

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you want to have the you know children watch press conferences just how about

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this don't it's all on kids man how about this if you are a parent who's a

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parent it's all in the parents you haven't them watch it I don't want

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everything toned down because kids could watch it if you are parent and don't

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want your kids to hear bad language don't watch adult things formula one is

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like the biggest thing in the world for racing there's no reason to tone it down

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for kids well I just think when your kid is of age and capable of hearing things

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in the world and let them watch it's not the fact otherwise go fuck yourself the

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fact is that every single kid has probably heard the F word before and in

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max is obviously well if you think about it in a way god dude got some fucking

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spiky in there that's something like this weird like a little nugget going on

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we'll cut it off um but it's just like obviously young kids have heroes or people

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that they idolize and some kids idolize max and he didn't get to where he's at

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by not cussing he was cussing before he got to where he's at by being a fucking

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hard-ass dude yeah I'm a hard-ass boy there's also another thing where it was

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like his his father yos yos for stopping was talking to said something about the

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can I just say this who fucking cares what and someone's parents I know it's

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the fact that their parents are even in the conversation pisses me off like

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they're like like manager or something the fact that we talk about the parent is

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like pisses you know what I mean pisses me off well the parent who fucking

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cares it was just it was just trying to live through their children because

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they're failures yeah because you were informed of the one it didn't achieve

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jack shit in your son is a three-time champion yeah about to be four you want

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to make a bet sure I get max okay you want to make the bet you get max and I

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get Lando I mean you can do whatever you want it's the closest content on a

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bet how much how much you want I really I'm this is bothering me there's no way

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this is bothering me want scissors yeah there might be a pair on that shelf on

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like a lower level I think it's like on the second to bottom shelf maybe no on

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the shelf you see them is it just thread why does it bother you you know if you

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just stop touching it it wouldn't bother you no they're fine they're fine

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you should cut your hair with them yeah you probably could was it a is it

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something hard yeah like a twig it's got stuck in there no it's just like it was

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like a piece of like the cloth got rolled up in a ball I'll roll you up in a ball

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fuck yeah brother put me in that field position just put me down roll up in a

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ball and stick your in my ass no no no no I know like I hate that too like where

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parents live through their children and just bank off of them and then fucking

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bitches no it was just like like Yoast is like a interesting character and

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obviously he wants the best for his child but it's funny to me to have him go

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around and just be like oh yeah I said it was a handshake deal that I made with

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like whoever because I that's what it was going on sorry I'm just fidgeting

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what apparently he made a going around talking to people and she was talking to

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Aston Martin about max going to them yeah and kicking out stroll because he's a

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piece of shit and doesn't know how to drive but speaking of stroll didn't he

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get like do really bad this race and Alonzo actually got points or something I

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think a lot I don't know remember how great last year was because Alonzo was

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actually on podiums and shit how fun that was isn't it sad how he sucks this

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year and their cars nowhere near what it was that this is me off the good thing

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I've got new they need them they need newie

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Adrian got eighth and stroll got 14th did you know do you know that quote when I

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say Adrian you know what that's from when I was yeah Rocky Bobo yeah it's when he

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won and he goes Adrian that's what I think of when I hear Adrian newie but yeah

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Rocky yells Adrian but he was saying like it was it was like a done deal with

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Aston Martin that he's max like it's going there because he's there's

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somewhere that he can has a clause like an exit clause like if his dad wants to

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do shit he just do shit yeah not his dad but like Max like Max like wants to

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leave then he can get a clause with the Adrian newie or some shit like that in

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there I heard about that Adrian newie left he can leave as well I thought that

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was for helmet Marco I'm not sure Marco needs to leave to I thought that was

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helmet he could leave a helmet it leaves or gets fired I don't know how much

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Marco needs to leave he's dumb I think how much is a fucking boss you think you

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don't why stupid why I don't know he has a lazy eyes that you're so what's the

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word insensitive that's so insensitive I don't know you said some insensitive

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things

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that's Adrian I don't look at the music is in the background it's like hard to

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hear it's also an old movie I know but I thought there was a cleaner version no

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you don't think so no

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are you sure I like how she's like saying this so calmly she's like Rocky

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talk about lazy I fucking fucked up

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I love you

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that's a funny that's a good back a back a back a back a back

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that's what Max is saying right now yeah yeah yeah yeah that's crazy anyways it's

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gonna be a wild wild what how many more races we have six six races that's a

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great fucking question I think it's six races it feels like this season has gone

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by fast we have would you not a five races six races left we have Coda Mexico

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into logos into logos into logos that's what it says I'm gonna be you said in

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telogos into it's not though it is no it is in her logos Vegas Qatar or Qatar

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whatever you want to call it these days those are both wrong by the way cool it's

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a Qtar cut our Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar Qatar all right Qatar and then

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Abu Dhabs yeah Abu Dhabs obdobbs obdobbies you know what the best thing

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will be is if Lando is within striking distance for the last race like if he's

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within 26 points yeah last race yeah that'd be amazing and then Max just

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crashes into him does like a fucking Alan and then and then it's in Landau's

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hands it's in Lando's hands and he chokes it like he doesn't win when they

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get the fastest lap and then it's all on him it's all on him what if it came down

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to the like he won the race but it came down to the fastest lap and then

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someone just stole it on the end someone just steals it they would literally pit

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every single Red Bull driver in both teams no matter regardless of their

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position no matter where they're at in the order put on soft tires to go for the

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fastest max would have to finish P2 so it would have to be Sergio no I'm saying

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if Lando was like say 26 points behind yeah or 25 so to win he needs to win and

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get the fastest lap and Max crashes so Max crashes he wins and then he has the

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fastest lap and at the very end they pit Sergio or Yuki or fucking Lee and

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Lawson and they steal it how fucking wild would that be to get Max the

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championship that'd be so crazy that'd be better than fucking Hamilton Max in

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2001 and I won that and I was one point away I'd be so pissed that that the

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rules that title that that last trophy would be like a sham no I mean more of

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a sham than 2021 that's open the phone you really want to you really want to

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see it don't suck on it no you want to hold it all right fellas and ladies

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shout out to the sweaty sweaty men and women so I bought the new iPhone and I

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have it with us and I was way hold on

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no that's not you know you asked you any question no swag bag for you oh there's

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no winning we don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere best thing to

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ever happen to the internet yeah right there best thing to ever happen to the

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internet so this is the best thing this is the best you opening this is this

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show this podcast is the best thing they ever happened because you're opening

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this best thing to ever happen to the internet huge rain bombs yes this this

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me opening this just the I remember packaging used to be so much bigger oh

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let me grab my box yeah yeah get your box I want to compare the front picture

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with the back picture all right doggy get it in there go grab your box I need to

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clear up my boxes I have a bunch of them I don't need damn my stinger dog yeah

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they keep making the boxes thinner and thinner every year because they keep

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putting less and less shit they're like this year no charging break look next

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year no plastic next year no cable next year no box next year just phone next

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year we just throw the phone at you we wrap it in a little paper bag and throw

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in the mailbox I just want to let you know this was this is carbon offset by

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so much yours is more carbon mine's more carbon offset than yours oh I have the

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same phone as you what am I doing all right here we go wait do you think this

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makes noises when I rip it open no it's way less satisfying than oh they still

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have the P the screen you'll get the screen one well it's pretty good hold

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on hold on there's another one hold on hold on everybody that was maybe better

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all right first time dropping it oh damn that's nice oh that's fucking huge no

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but you got to pull it out with a tab not flipping it over you fucking there's

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no tab anywhere there's a tab on the bottom no no this is just well this is

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just to flip it up that's what I mean you got to pull it up I thought was I

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supposed to yeah you didn't flip it over you got a bed yeah you go hey you want

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to hold it yeah oh that's nice yeah when you take the thing off the screen you

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got to do it on the phone that's fine oh dude give it to me that's nice give it

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to me take both take both oh no I don't have a like take both and just feel

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which one's lighter well that's nice I like that they're like the same I think

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the the one here the the plus is lighter I think if it is it's barely lighter yeah

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I think it's certain sides it's more purple than blue it's like a light blue

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it's weird I like it it's weird though that's purple that's purple that's

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purple when you put it in the light it's blue open the curtain open the curtain

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and put in the light blue I like it in the light blue

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yeah oh yeah and then what action button I just want to know what comes in the

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box it's pretty stupid the it's a nice braided cable here peel the top off next

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to the mic and then I want to hold it you want to hold the braided cable it's

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braided yeah it's braided and then there's just a pill shape instruction box

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and then some plastic oh no oh wait is it plastic no it's probably biodegradable

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something I think it's it feels like plastic that's a pretty solid cable and

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then you got this this new action button right here oh this is oh you got the

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action button on the left hand the left hand side oh this is nice it's not that

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much bigger take it off anyways let me turn the mic

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I turn on my game not the game no there's really nothing going on here at the

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end of your noise there is a little bit of noise oh it feels hella light take it

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something that's like like not even a like half a pound oh yeah just on this

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shit away don't really care about it yeah it's a little big I don't know see

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that's I'm like on the fence about it because it's like you're like holding it

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in your hand I mean it's not drew drew God is drew God is you can imagine like

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watching a YouTube video yeah that's what I'm saying watching a video I need my

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other phone though let's start transferring shit yeah drew drew was like

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drew's like oh my god he's like wait wait wait he threw it drew was like what

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oh my god why was he saying that no so he got his you got his phone is that

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exactly like that oh my god oh my god so drew God his phone before I did he buy

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new iPhone yeah he got the two you got the t1 he's a bitch I'm getting the

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t1 he got the t1 in my size I thought he hated it I thought he called us basic

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bitches for getting a yeah he's a part of the biggest oh do you want to hear the

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why why is he a hypocrite I hey hey why is he a hypocrite I don't know but here's

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the just roast us like a couple weeks ago like three weeks ago yeah when he was

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on last I was talking to the other side and he's like he's worrying about like

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the blue mark so now now you're the only person the blue mark they don't you're

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the only person I message on signal now besides when we have that conversation

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because so iOS 18 gives you RCS don't give a shit true okay signal still better

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that's fine it is my message most people on signal my really yeah you James my

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brother like most of my family members now I'm slowly converting them it's

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beautiful you love to see it but he was he was talking about I was like he goes

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oh it's ready it's all it was on you talk about the blue mark the blue like

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bubble or whatever he's worried about the blue bow for some reason I go I go

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over gay now and he goes yeah time to put in some hugs don don the North Face

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and grab a pumpkin spice latte so it sounds like the PSL is back baby you

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welcome to the basic bitch club and then you didn't message me back for like ten

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minutes and then he goes hey I have an actual question he's like is there any

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way you can enable gestures to go back to apps from the side instead of tapping

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the top left I was like yeah you just you just you just do one of these just go

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from the left side of the screen and go right and then he goes yeah I get that I

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was like okay I called him after this because I didn't want to like discuss it

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over a text he's like yeah I get that but is it way he was asking you how to go

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back yeah without touching the thing on the top left oh like the back button on

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a thing yeah if you have it yeah yeah yeah he's like is there any way you can

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change it from right to left so he wants to go back going this way

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routine and I was like I don't know and then he's like this is pissing me off

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I'm like wait you're really irritated by you can't go back can you change it in

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the settings you can't there's no there's no settings you just have to live

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with it it's I'm like are you for real are you that mad about that can I just

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say that one of the best things that I enjoyed when I updated to iOS 18 was

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this always dark mode always dark mode yeah it

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customized why don't you just go to your control center and put it on there this

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go to your control so Terry Terry this you just put on a this why do you have

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two buttons on the fuck amazing dude wait hold on yeah you just go to your

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control center why I just want it always dark I know but if you wanted to turn it

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off and on you just but I don't know I know I'm just saying I'm not but I'm

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just showing you this right here Terry as far as I'm concerned is the only thing

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that I care about in iOS 18 the fact that you can do this and not have it so

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bright on the apps is the most beautiful look at that look at that big

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ass screen how am I supposed to play video play video I can't play I had to

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set up a setup set up with another device yeah you do the little scanning

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bubble thing yeah show me show me show me do it live we're doing it live we're

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doing it live oh yeah set up a new phone scan the bubble I'm gonna is it still

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like a circley thing yeah it looks like a fucking weird mesh thingy like a weird

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scan the bubble scan the bubble it's a weird it's a weird yep set it for me oh

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my passcode create a pass I won't look it's okay it's usually the same passcode

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I have all the time because I know that yeah you should know it I know yours no

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I don't I don't remember it it's a long ass number everything is on Terry it's

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like weirded out because my password my like master password is so long you

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don't do your master password so I don't know how you can remember that man it

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takes me forever just remember things you know how Terry because I don't have to

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remember other passwords just have to remember one oh wait transfer from

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another transfer oh whoa hell yeah wait hold on go confirming the transfer

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following instructions on your other phone okay oh oh you're retarded oh what

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are we doing here no way what I think I just transferred my phone over to this

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oh probably you are yeah that's interesting do you think it'll work

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before if you don't go to the wall after it transfers I'll see if I can like call

417
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:42,820
you or text you I don't know I have Wi-Fi somehow because it transfers the

418
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:46,100
settings on your old phone that's why then there's some settings I need to turn

419
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:52,980
off like AI but it's not it's not even on there yet keep this near your phone

420
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:58,300
transferring activating when you're a song yeah dude let her rip it's hot in

421
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:09,300
here sweating why I found this the other day I like it a lot oh my god this

422
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:19,620
fucking song you heard this yes I doubt it you don't like this song no I think

423
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:30,300
it's cool as fuck yeah I do this is such an old song it is yeah because it's

424
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:39,940
it's all over like Instagram and TikTok and shit these kids tick-tockers she

425
00:42:39,940 --> 00:42:45,180
seems like she's 12 it looks like it's a like a song by kids that are like

426
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:55,580
Nickelodeon kids or something like that wait hold on wait how do you know it's

427
00:42:55,580 --> 00:43:01,020
famous on tiktok do you have tiktok no how you know it's famous on tiktok well

428
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:05,700
it was on I have I have an Instagram reels and so when you say tiktok you

429
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:10,060
just mean Instagram when I mean by that I just mean like in general yeah you mean

430
00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:17,820
like social media oh man now I got to set up my fucking face again I gotta do

431
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:24,980
my shit in a circle more that way stupid what maybe you should take off your

432
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:32,580
headphones no don't use face ID with the mask set it up later actually what you

433
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:40,740
do that you can start using your iPhone in 15 minutes over data or Wi-Fi

434
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:46,340
transferred to the battery from this iPhone but transfer directly so this

435
00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:52,060
iPhone it will be ready to use with your data oh transfer from way how do you

436
00:43:52,060 --> 00:44:02,100
transfer from that I connect it with cord whatever just do it over I call

437
00:44:02,100 --> 00:44:08,060
I have shit backed up can't you just transfer wirelessly from phone to phone

438
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:15,980
I think so thank you can they're not gonna read it no it's too long well you

439
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:21,300
should have said no I can't read no it's too long that's a good show title no

440
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:27,700
it's too long alright it's too long dude this thing this thing is a table

441
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:33,020
wobbler now watch this thing they're all table wobbler no this one's less of a

442
00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:40,740
table wobbler like oh it's cuz the cameras are all vertical on one side now

443
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:50,180
as well you're gonna leave it caseless I don't know maybe all I know is that I

444
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:54,340
don't have service on this phone anymore it's transferring your SIM data over

445
00:44:54,340 --> 00:45:08,260
oh dude now I need to pick a I need to pick a new a new name for my phone what

446
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:12,900
I need to pick a new name for my phone why don't you just make the same name I

447
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:19,300
don't like the I so what's the name of your current phone dreadnoughts so you

448
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:26,220
can't reuse a name wait wait turn turn on location service way hold on for you

449
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:30,620
do know that you have to explain that right but what dreadnought you can't

450
00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:34,420
just say the word my phone's called dreadnoughts and then in there you have

451
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:39,180
to elaborate can your phone not have the same name correct so you have to come

452
00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:43,340
with a new name baby dreadnoughts daddy dreadnoughts what's your favorite

453
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:47,980
dinosaur wait is it dreadnought a dinosaur yeah look it up dreadnoughts

454
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:52,820
dreadnoughts is it always a dinosaur is the name of your phone everything since

455
00:45:52,820 --> 00:46:00,100
I've started having phones and like my last three phones I've named them after

456
00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:08,620
what do you call it dinosaurs what were the previous ones well dreadnought was

457
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:15,700
dreadnought was my my 14 my 12 was something raptor we think it was baby

458
00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:23,020
red dreadnoughts or dreadnoughts no it's dreadnoughts no what the dinosaur is

459
00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:28,020
called dreadnoughts maybe I wrote it wrong this oh yeah I definitely wrote it

460
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:32,820
wrong what the fuck yes dreadnoughts I definitely wrote it wrong you just

461
00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:35,900
scammed us I didn't scam you I just didn't you scammed us hard I didn't

462
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:38,900
didn't scam so what should the show title be dreadnoughts or dreadnoughts

463
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:44,900
dreadnoughts okay I spelt it wrong that's fucking stupid of me what were the

464
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:52,020
past ones one was dread dreadnoughts which I don't know why it was I'd name it

465
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:55,540
should have been you think it has the fact something to do with the fact that

466
00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:58,740
you're already yeah a little bit let me change okay what were the previous ones

467
00:46:58,740 --> 00:47:08,020
it was dreadnoughts and then the other one was my iPhone was ahead of a raptor

468
00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:11,780
name in it how do you not remember I don't fucking remember shit

469
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:18,780
philosopher after no it was like I just looked up a list of dinosaurs look up

470
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:26,780
like let's so basic look up look up look up a raptor names or something raptor

471
00:47:26,780 --> 00:47:32,180
names now I'm just gonna look at all the dinosaurs where you going dinosaur

472
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:38,300
names list of dinosaur Genardah dinosaurs are a diverse group of reptiles

473
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:47,340
of the clade dinosauria this is an eliz though I need a list I did you fucking

474
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:52,420
bitch it was a it was like a raptor had last the last thing in it was a raptor

475
00:47:52,420 --> 00:48:03,260
a caro raptor no I think it was a V a poto raptor no V raptor it was started

476
00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:13,100
with the V I think the name of the dinosaur with a V yeah well let's see

477
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:20,820
here we go very raptor value raptor Vect raptor it was one of those yeah it was

478
00:48:20,820 --> 00:48:27,180
one of those ones which one was it Velociraptor it was not Velociraptor

479
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:33,460
okay it was it was definitely not a Velociraptor this was your iPhone 12 I

480
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:42,220
think and no not that one vector raptor it wasn't there's no picture I don't

481
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:50,340
remember I think it was the Velcro that no I think it was the one below it

482
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:55,260
vector sorry no the one below it fellow frowns the one that says fucking raptor

483
00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:59,580
any you dumb shit Velociraptor the one up from it

484
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:05,660
Velociraptor that's not a Velociraptor this is the first one I guess and you

485
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:14,460
told me no twice and now you're saying no I don't think it's that one oh my god

486
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:18,900
do you you don't remember I don't remember value raptor I don't have my

487
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:22,860
iPhone 12 anymore this is a very meaningful thing you should remember yeah

488
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:27,220
I don't remember okay what was the one before then that was it you know this is

489
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:33,020
very you know what this is very anti-climactic you fucking bitch I hate you

490
00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:36,460
for this why do you hate me I was excited even we're gonna look up all this

491
00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:43,660
shit love me very raptor Viriraptor Virir Val Valdo raptor I think it was a

492
00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:52,420
Valdo raptor thing I'm legit unhappy with you why you didn't even have the right

493
00:49:52,420 --> 00:49:56,460
dread not fucking correct yeah didn't have that's insane okay so what are you

494
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:59,740
gonna do for the new one let's come up with that life you you can then I'll

495
00:49:59,740 --> 00:50:05,460
make art for it I'll try you can come up with the name if you want no you have

496
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:09,260
to come for the name no no what's your favorite what's your favorite wait my

497
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:14,300
favorite not is dread not us how do you spell not is this is just you it's

498
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:18,940
dreadnet it's dread not except for you guys I didn't put the you in it for the

499
00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:28,580
entire time I know done hey dreadnet us but the way does it stay that when

500
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:35,860
Brad gets it no go away he can rename it yeah I'm still getting shit from this

501
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:41,300
because I can't I don't have anything like logged in can't log the fucking what

502
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:46,980
kind of dinosaur is little foot little foot you know that show that kids show

503
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:55,260
long neck the lamb before time yeah what's his name little foot yeah I think

504
00:50:55,260 --> 00:51:04,220
so little foot I think he's a little food this is land before time characters

505
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:08,340
yeah his name is little foot yeah his name was little foot but yeah little

506
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:12,940
spiked ducky Sarah little foot Petrie I love Petrie he's a flying guy who's the

507
00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:18,180
Petrie he's like oh his pterodactyl was my first one which was the iPhone 12 I

508
00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:25,860
hate you now it was something rafter chomper oh yeah chomper no chomper no no

509
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:32,340
yeah yeah sorry let's find out which ones these are little foot

510
00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:43,140
seven minutes over Wi-Fi cool what he was a brontosaurus a brocchiosaurus he's

511
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:48,460
one of those long neck motherfuckers yeah long neck rename it to this brocchiosaurus

512
00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:56,500
brontosaurus because I have a long phone no cuz you got a long neck wait no wait

513
00:51:56,500 --> 00:52:00,380
so okay so we figured it out pterodactyl it was pterodactyl then dreadnodus

514
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:05,580
dreadnodus but I said dreadnots for some reason it's got the fucking you what

515
00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:13,460
is it chomper chomper is a little like t-rex then let's see Sarah Sarah's

516
00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:18,780
triceratops yeah yeah of course well I want to see what the fuck is that way go

517
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:25,220
to ducky Paris a fossil fossil Petrie no Petrie Petrie was a fly

518
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:35,220
pterodactyl yeah okay spike spike is probably a it doesn't say what is he a

519
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:43,780
stagiosaurus stegosaurus stegosaurus chomper was a transaurus and what's the

520
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:56,020
last one keep going keep going what are you reading shut up ruby of

521
00:52:56,020 --> 00:53:06,460
avaraptor an avaraptor oh which one is ruby ruby she's the oh this one is

522
00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:12,180
probably that one yeah avaraptor nah I feel like the only cool ones are like

523
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:16,780
pterodactyls velociraptors those are the big ones they're all right there you

524
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:21,820
know I'm not where oh I'm fucking stupid

525
00:53:21,820 --> 00:53:25,140
doesn't it's like someone's burning something outside now it smells like it

526
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:33,940
now I was like what is it oh a paradigm it's so nasty triceratops what is a what

527
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:41,700
is it a a pato source what is an apatosaurus oh that's the the long

528
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:46,340
you're hitting motherfucker what's this little guy I don't know spike no that's

529
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:50,140
like the great big green one is spike what's who's ducky ducky's probably that's

530
00:53:50,140 --> 00:53:54,180
ducky that's ducky well then go to that little one is duck then go to the no no

531
00:53:54,180 --> 00:53:58,140
no no no there you go oh

532
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:06,060
ooh Sarah Loffus a Sarah Loffus Sarah Sarah Lufus Sarah Lufus meaning lizard

533
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:10,860
crest lizard crest that you should even lizard crest no that's not that's not a

534
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:17,620
dinosaur that's a good title name lizard crest right down brother there's so

535
00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:21,980
many dinosaur names it's insane and a lot of them are hard to say and they're

536
00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:26,140
complicated yeah it has to be something you can pronounce easily it can't be

537
00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:30,780
yeah that's why I chose like easier ones you mean like dreadnaughts yeah yeah

538
00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:41,260
easy different out there like dreadnaughts hey look done it's my phone and I'll

539
00:54:41,260 --> 00:54:44,180
have to go to the store I thought I told you I thought I had to go to let me call

540
00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:49,500
you oh hold on dude everything's being downloaded at one time just let it finish

541
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:55,100
just put it down let it finish and then I'll call you once it's all set up use the

542
00:54:55,100 --> 00:55:00,140
iPhone when sharing your location your current using dreadnaughts use this phone

543
00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:02,820
use this phone

544
00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:07,340
oh no

545
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:16,180
worst case you can always stop either on the way back like it's on your way yeah

546
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:21,140
list of land before time character you ever watch that show growing up

547
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:30,340
before time yeah 100% oh shit wait what am I waiting for let's do this oh my god

548
00:55:30,340 --> 00:55:33,900
I don't like these things I don't like when they do these pre-installed bullshit

549
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:38,980
what like oh they download a bunch of apps you don't want the pre-installed like

550
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:44,340
Apple store I don't want the Apple store remove

551
00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:51,420
the famous garage band don't care about that either types garage band I movie get

552
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:54,500
rid of that don't care about that shit either keynote don't care about that one

553
00:55:54,500 --> 00:56:03,620
either delete T Rex was tiny yeah he was chomp no he's chopper no T Rex was tiny

554
00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:08,100
like in terms of dinosaur size like look at these dinosaurs T Rex is like in

555
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:13,980
the middle it's not very big at all that's he rex is in the middle look at

556
00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:18,820
the tallest one is the the long neck yeah little alright let's let's see some

557
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:27,460
pictures continue happy learning

558
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:36,420
hello friends happy learning video today we're going to talk about some animals

559
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:41,580
that existed some animals five million years ago we're gonna find your animal

560
00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:47,260
I'm sure you've heard about the dinosaurs and I'm certain you know what this

561
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:52,660
makes me reminds me of is like the little videos before a ride at Disney oh

562
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:59,580
yeah the music on the shit wait hold on transfer from iOS device transfer your

563
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:05,580
account and messages history from an old iOS device okay bring your old phone

564
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:16,060
nearby make sure your Wi-Fi and Bluetooth are enabled and scan the QR isn't

565
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:19,780
this supposed to be a simple process what isn't Apple supposed to be the

566
00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:26,220
simple phone no I'm not sending a thing because you have a watch you have to

567
00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:29,740
like pair your new watch or pair your watch with it now I'm gonna pair a lot

568
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:34,540
of new shit you have disconnected your watch from yours first I can just do

569
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:37,500
that right now but I'm saying I wonder if that's something you should have done

570
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:41,180
yeah you're right I'm gonna learn about dinosaurs can you work on this and

571
00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:46,980
shut up about it yeah sure I'm gonna come for the new name for you

572
00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:53,380
but not everything that is told in these films is correct so if you don't mind

573
00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:58,860
let's find out what they are really like and how they lived

574
00:57:58,860 --> 00:58:06,380
the first thing we need to understand is that people and dinosaurs never live

575
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:12,540
together okay the dinosaurs yeah this is not about types of dinosaurs here we go

576
00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:15,620
types of dinosaurs

577
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:21,860
15 of the main types of there we go to here could we possibly coexist with the

578
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:26,100
great dinosaurs no will they eat us or will we be able to tame them like other

579
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:31,100
people eat us well that's a question that we might never know all the same

580
00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:34,780
dinosaurs are truly fascinating creatures that have definitely peaked the

581
00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:39,540
interest of mankind okay come on with that in mind how many types of dinosaurs

582
00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:43,940
do you think existed the answer might be a bit more complicated than you tend to

583
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:48,500
imagine nonetheless finding the types of tyrannosaurs hey there you go

584
00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:53,420
tyrannosaurs look at that fucking monster damn I do this fucking feast so

585
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:58,900
what's the rate it rate it from like one to ten tyrannosaurs on the scale of one

586
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:04,580
to ten yes you can like keep track of what your preferences are one right now I

587
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:12,460
guess okay come on dude you're telling me that guy isn't ballin that's a cool

588
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:15,860
looking dinosaur looks like a philosopher after though but it's like a

589
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:21,380
mix between a velociraptor and a cousin valid what the fuck I'm just gonna do

590
00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:27,220
without I'm gonna register without an account fuck it who gives a fuck

591
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:31,980
just like the tyrannosaurs the sauropods were also the true giants that

592
00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:36,580
dominated the dinosaur damn some of the sauropods could grow up to 1000 feet

593
00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:41,940
anyway up to 100 tons you would easily identify the sauropods yeah that's

594
00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:48,100
fucking bullshit the long next thick squat bodies long next the sauropods

595
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:52,060
unlike the tyrannosaurs they were dominant herbivore oh this is talking

596
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:59,900
about like categories of dinosaurs maybe that's we have to pick a category

597
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:05,380
first so which category do you want to pay those horny motherfuckers look cool

598
01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:12,180
these ones Sarah toposians of their entire body the seratopsians seratopsians

599
01:00:12,180 --> 01:00:18,420
even some very common types of dinosaurs such as the pentacera tops whoa pentacera tops that's cool

600
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:23,580
fuck pentacera tops that sounds really dope such as the pentacera tops pentacera

601
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:28,220
tops it was noted that the seratopsians actually have a comparable size to the

602
01:00:28,220 --> 01:00:32,500
modern-day elephants and cattle however the proto seratops that are in the

603
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:37,300
Cretaceous period most commonly generally weighed only a few hundreds of pounds in

604
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:44,340
previous times the earliest Asian varieties most Asian raptors happened to

605
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:48,700
be some of the most feared dinosaurs that exist in the messozoic era these

606
01:00:48,700 --> 01:00:52,820
dinosaurs are also known as Dromaea source and happen to be Dromaea source

607
01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:59,140
yo that is cool drop they are counted as part of the dinosaur family that is

608
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:04,540
referred to as the dino birds you will distinguish okay I just I mean can we

609
01:01:04,540 --> 01:01:09,820
not there's no way that's not the show title which one here counted as part of

610
01:01:09,820 --> 01:01:15,460
the dinosaur family Dromaeo source as the dino birds dino birds that's the

611
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:19,660
show title right there folks an estimated 5.2 guys will be downloaded onto

612
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:25,380
oh god you will distinguish the raptors from the other categories of dinosaurs

613
01:01:25,380 --> 01:01:29,620
because of their grasping their bipedal posture as well as their hands that have

614
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:33,740
three fingers in addition these dinosaurs have larger brains than the

615
01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:38,660
average size the most popular categories of raptors include Velasiraptor

616
01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:43,620
Deinonychus and the Utah Raptor theropods theropods

617
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:48,060
Utah Raptor you don't like that one you can skip it theropods you don't like it

618
01:01:48,060 --> 01:01:52,460
nope skip it okay on to nope Titanosaur that's cool

619
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:58,580
Titanosaurs Titanosaurs that's a cool ass name the sorrel pods mark the end of the

620
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:03,180
golden age of the Jurassic period they're just long next a time when the multi-ton

621
01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:07,580
that's a little far right there multi-ton just imagine that you were you

622
01:02:07,580 --> 01:02:13,620
weighed yeah but I tons but Terry a ton is only two thousand pounds multi tons man

623
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:17,540
elephants elephants are multi-ton yeah you know what I mean but they don't

624
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:23,020
have walls they don't have long ass next to drafts that's a giraffe how much is a

625
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:26,020
giraffe way I don't know look at up a lot of this

626
01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:30,540
was commencing some of the sorrel pods such as Apatosaurus and Brachiosaurus had

627
01:02:30,540 --> 01:02:35,540
gone extinct hence being replaced by the infamous Titanosaurs they're

628
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:39,500
characterized by their large size as well as the fact that they are plant eaters

629
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:44,260
they have tough scales all right yay or nay on this category

630
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:51,140
Titanosaurs no mm all right on to Ankylosaurus Ankylosaurus Ankylosaurus

631
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:56,580
you and I and I like these guys they look like I do like those they're like

632
01:02:56,580 --> 01:03:01,900
the little hammer on their butt yeah what's the name animal for a giraffe

633
01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:07,540
yeah what's the name of the animal that has like a hard back like this the

634
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:12,940
spiky one isn't there an animal that an armadillo thank you

635
01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:17,460
this happened to be one of the last standing dinosaurs about 65 no that's

636
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:20,900
right that's what I was thinking I know I'm just saying like an armadillo what

637
01:03:20,900 --> 01:03:30,100
do you think about these guys ankle ankylosaurus yay or nay nay or yay you

638
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,900
got a vote on it brother

639
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:40,380
thoughts Ankylosaurus is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah write that down

640
01:03:40,380 --> 01:03:52,860
Ankylosaurus I guess I don't have to go to the store I did they are gentle as

641
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:56,860
well as slow-witted or bivorous dinosaur hey that's you Terry slow-witted wait

642
01:03:56,860 --> 01:04:00,940
you could just do it this way they have chapters on this fucking side we don't

643
01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:07,700
even whoa what are pro hold on hold on one third dinosaur one at a time one at

644
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:12,180
a time you know feather me brother feather me

645
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:17,620
there was a missing link oh come on that's cool that's cool shit yeah yeah

646
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:22,860
put those in there they're all pods also they had an interesting mixture of

647
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:27,100
birdlike and dinosaur like features some of the recently unearthed feather

648
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:31,460
dinosaurs have been preserved exquisitely they include the synonythosaurus

649
01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:37,860
what I know it's that these those are the spiny bitches yeah you don't want them

650
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:42,980
chain prosaura pods with the ability to walk on fours and two's

651
01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:49,340
are versatile unique species they actually occupied a parallel branch in the

652
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:53,420
early evolution I kind of like these guys what's more they also supplemented

653
01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:57,540
their vegetarian diet with a bit of meat from small creatures you know I'll say

654
01:04:57,540 --> 01:05:02,780
hey Terry you know I'll sucks a bit of meat me you're me in my mouth that's a

655
01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:11,700
great show title a bit of meat yeah it says a wait hold on my bed just tell me

656
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:16,460
when you're done downloading and I'll I'll text you I'm ready oh you did I

657
01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:22,740
messaged you on signal already that's message on non-signal because signal is

658
01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:27,220
not necessarily I forgot number I forgot that it says only 60 Hertz

659
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:42,900
can you go to your signal please yeah yes I want to verify this is you

660
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:51,060
what do you mean oh verify safety number because it's the new phone my number

661
01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:58,180
scan me or I extend you wait through how do you need to confirm me

662
01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:06,500
but just just do this no how do I fucking confirm are you in signal yeah

663
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:24,660
settings what do I do give me your phone okay I don't know how to I don't know

664
01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:38,500
what to do was that it hold on was that it are we verified this fucking air drop

665
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:42,100
thing when I come close it wants to touch oh we want yeah so like these

666
01:06:42,100 --> 01:06:45,540
numbers are all the same Terry okay so now we're now we know that we're talking

667
01:06:45,540 --> 01:06:48,060
to each other oh I didn't I thought we were already talking to each other hey

668
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:54,940
hey we were thank God but now we're verified I'll thank God oh man I got a

669
01:06:54,940 --> 01:07:08,700
sign into all my new fucking what I decided to all my work shit okay why is

670
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:12,140
that a big deal I don't like signing wait what's your cell phone number oh fuck

671
01:07:12,140 --> 01:07:18,620
is that your number yeah I hate I don't know why I have it under home I've had

672
01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:28,860
under home forever for you it's whatever it doesn't do anything hello

673
01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:35,980
hello hi how are you fuck off okay

674
01:07:35,980 --> 01:07:42,540
goodbye hey you don't have to go to the store Terry I don't but I do need to turn

675
01:07:42,540 --> 01:07:48,140
off something in here are you happy about that yeah so you can go to here you

676
01:07:48,140 --> 01:07:52,620
go to charging and then you can set a limit yeah but what you need to do that

677
01:07:52,620 --> 01:08:00,020
on mine no why it's only it was like it's like 15 it's 15 and beyond it's not

678
01:08:00,020 --> 01:08:03,820
like it's just a feature in the software correct your shirt your shirt and I

679
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:11,020
can't do it sure and do it where do I go go to battery wait wait wait I forgot

680
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:15,700
this fucking shit only has 60 Hertz oh god it sucks it just feels slower it

681
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:21,020
just feels like oh you can you can I'll get used to you can tell the difference

682
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:29,260
where is it privacy battery Terry you got a battery then what good battery

683
01:08:29,260 --> 01:08:37,260
health and battery yeah battery health and charging yep and then what

684
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:44,060
oh doesn't exist that's fucking stupid but what you need to do is I need to go

685
01:08:44,060 --> 01:08:49,340
find where's privacy and privacy and security what you need to do is you need

686
01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:57,900
to go down here you had a privacy and security and then you go to

687
01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:04,340
this is just a tip for everybody tracking or location services right here

688
01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:12,780
okay so click it let's go all the way down yeah go to system services okay and

689
01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:19,420
then what you want to do is you want to click off significant locations what is

690
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:24,060
that so significant locations was when is something to do with your battery and

691
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:32,100
it's like a trusted site so like like a place that you visit a lot

692
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:40,300
what do you mean so it's not locations allows an iPhone and iCloud to connect

693
01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:43,140
to different devices to learn places significant to you in order to provide

694
01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:47,620
an useful location related information and maps and calendars oh that's why it

695
01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:51,140
tells me this the grocery store like you want to go to the grocery store and like

696
01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:56,580
knows yes look look because you've been there a lot yeah so I have no records on

697
01:09:56,580 --> 01:10:03,140
this phone but you needed this to use optimized battery you have to have it on

698
01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:11,500
yes so to use to use optimized battery because it will stop what so optimized

699
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:18,020
battery is a thing inside Amazon or not Amazon inside Apple where you're at like

700
01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:24,940
a safe location so it knows where you're at so it would only go to like 80% stop

701
01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:30,620
why does it need this on to do that huh why does it because it recognizes your

702
01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:35,340
safe location and then if you're at a safe location it only charges to 80 if

703
01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:40,580
you had a safe location like at home say for instance at home it'll charge to 80

704
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:45,500
because it knows your phone's next to you if you're at like say like a store a

705
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:49,580
different person's house yeah it would have charged to a hundred so keep it on

706
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:57,220
so you can find it it's just a it's like a draining battery thing I'm turning

707
01:10:57,220 --> 01:11:01,940
this off I'm just letting you know that I didn't know about this setting at all

708
01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:07,340
you're welcome thank you yeah I don't like this I'm turning it off because now

709
01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:11,700
turn like so I'm turning off significance now because what I'm gonna do is I'm

710
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:21,100
gonna go to my battery you go to your battery right here so now you see how I

711
01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:26,980
can turn I'm gonna turn optimized battering off because it says when the

712
01:11:26,980 --> 01:11:33,140
charging limit is set to a hundred that allows the iPhone to wait to finish

713
01:11:33,140 --> 01:11:38,940
charging past 80% so just waits so what so since I have this rocker this like

714
01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:45,660
switching thing I'm just gonna go to 90 to save my battery life on my phone or

715
01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:50,220
85 you know I thought that I had all the privacy settings figured out oh I just

716
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:54,900
want you know I had that one so on if you if you haven't you have advanced

717
01:11:54,900 --> 01:12:00,260
data protection turned on I don't know where that is so the privacy to yeah it's

718
01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:04,780
called advanced data protection it makes tears anything that's stored in the in

719
01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:10,660
there in there on their servers and 10 like encrypted but you have to like have

720
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:14,060
the backup key written down because if you lose it they literally know I don't

721
01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:17,540
know yeah I remember that I don't do that oh because I'm afraid that I might

722
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:20,940
lose the key okay so that's why I don't do it yeah that way I did that like as

723
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:25,380
soon as I went about it I obviously you know I'm a terrible person at heart so

724
01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:30,700
just make just write down the backups and have multiple backups I can't you

725
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:33,820
don't trust yourself no I'll lose it you have no personal responsibility correct

726
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:37,820
okay let's move let's finish this dinosaur thing but if you want to know

727
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:43,140
some things to turn off for like a battery thing which I will we can watch

728
01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:50,340
it after we're done potting I'm sorry after we're done potting okay so dinosaurs

729
01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:54,300
we can still yeah we just talked about it no but I want to I want to show you

730
01:12:54,300 --> 01:13:03,420
now or after after so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna say it now

731
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:09,360
so then people can if they're still listening to this fucking show like look

732
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:18,140
it up because it's actually really it's called I don't know there's two things

733
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:25,660
what I did there's a guy named Brandon butch that I watch about I like Apple

734
01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:31,780
stuff a lot and he just did one 27 like settings you need to change on your phone

735
01:13:31,780 --> 01:13:35,860
which is good and then there's another guy that I just found the other day which

736
01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:44,700
was Payette forward that's what his name is and he has an iOS 18 settings to turn

737
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:50,820
off and I turned him off they're mostly like battery saving things and also

738
01:13:50,820 --> 01:13:59,220
privacy things and it when I had my phone like I was in when I'm at work

739
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:05,100
sometimes I'm in like a room I don't have any cell service and after turned

740
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:11,300
off a bunch of those things on my phone I got cell service inside my that little

741
01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:17,060
like in my little like office and I can listen to music while I'm like doing

742
01:14:17,060 --> 01:14:23,900
stuff how would battery and privacy settings change your service that

743
01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:26,700
doesn't make any sense because it's constantly running in the background

744
01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:31,900
refreshing things oh so it's using less bandwidth yeah so you have more bandwidth

745
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:38,140
for listening to important shit yeah like music got it dinosaurs sure

746
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:44,500
evolved from the soropods you want prosaura pods on the list yeah prosaura

747
01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:48,260
pods are good prosaura pods okay I like how we're finding my name for my phone

748
01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:53,220
well yes a big deal Terry you fucked up dreadnoughts yeah they're yes we got to

749
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:59,620
make sure you get this right prosaura pods prosaura pods okay we got ankle

750
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:03,940
sorus feather dentisters and prosaura pods which one do you want to go to feather

751
01:15:03,940 --> 01:15:10,140
feather birds feather birds yeah okay so back for those giraffes I lied about the

752
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:27,140
weight let's see here they said they can weigh up to like 1800 pounds I think

753
01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:36,140
yeah 1800 pounds it's like an adult oh wait here the average weight for an adult

754
01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:44,220
male is 2600 pounds and an average weight for a female is 1800 pounds that's not

755
01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:49,420
giraffes giraffes can weigh like over a ton but close to a ton over a ton okay

756
01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:58,220
but not two times no over a ton okay like a ton like a ton in a quarter right

757
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:01,820
types types types

758
01:16:01,820 --> 01:16:13,100
I want like a list with pictures I mean yeah this is not ideal you're on yeah

759
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:21,300
just do a list you did types type in list for cheese like the word list works you

760
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:26,140
mean if I tack the word list I might get a list you might get a list here we go

761
01:16:26,140 --> 01:16:31,460
meet the feather dinosaurs of the messa zoic era messa ooh okay we got number one

762
01:16:31,460 --> 01:16:41,060
we got Albert Albert Tong Albert claws Albert and Nicos hell yeah well

763
01:16:41,060 --> 01:16:47,700
second Albert oh Albert oh Albert and Nicos Albert and I guess of Alva

764
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:55,860
Cesar's that's cool Alva Cesar's Sosaurus Alva Sosaurus Alva Reds

765
01:16:55,860 --> 01:17:02,620
Sosaurus Alva Rassaurus Alva Rassaurus okay that's cool what's that guy that guy

766
01:17:02,620 --> 01:17:09,900
looks like a fucking skunk and chovy and she or Ness and that's okay

767
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:16,660
on the stupid name though a your own no that's a fucking kids drum is it not it

768
01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:24,980
is I like this guy oh oh this is the Arcterics bird Archeopterics

769
01:17:24,980 --> 01:17:28,460
oh this is the bird that they made their logo after I remember reading a story

770
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:34,780
about this feather bird brother they're a feather bird the feather in it yeah

771
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:38,580
that's the literally the Arcterics bird oh yeah I'll show you right fucking now

772
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:46,020
no no I'm so excited the Arcterics bird Arcterics bird I got a pee I'm gonna

773
01:17:46,020 --> 01:18:02,340
take a quick break one to grab another beverage yes let's take a break pee break

774
01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:20,580
when does it come in and like a couple seconds oh no all my passwords I have

775
01:18:20,580 --> 01:18:27,540
to remember oh no that's not good don't you have a password manager I do so you

776
01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:30,420
don't have to remember your passwords but I have to remember my password to get on

777
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:37,660
that password manager wait oh shit you don't remember it I did no way wait do

778
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:41,660
you have it to where when you open your password manager app it will unlock via

779
01:18:41,660 --> 01:18:46,860
any method other than your master password no I still have to type it in

780
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:52,980
every single time not every single time it remembers it yeah that's not to feed

781
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:58,500
the purpose though kind of her well you like you have a the only way for me to

782
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:01,740
get in is that master password every single time yeah no matter what yeah yeah

783
01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:08,340
yeah yeah so like it seems kind of the whole defeats all purpose no no I have a

784
01:19:08,340 --> 01:19:13,940
master one and then it logs me out but then also just like I use face ID I just

785
01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:20,180
use face ID oh see I don't do that because you're you're scared yeah you're not

786
01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:24,660
scared I haven't had face ID turned on on my phone for like a year oh really like

787
01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:29,780
period I can't unlock my phone with any biometrics I don't know I'm not too I

788
01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:38,540
like to make it hard for my phone to be accessed yeah very privacy oriented yes

789
01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:42,660
you are all right we got to finish this Terry we got to get finished your birds

790
01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:54,660
about this one Arista suckers it is Arista suckers that's perfect for you huh

791
01:19:54,660 --> 01:20:02,980
wait Aristo suckers we go down suckers suges noble crocodile dude

792
01:20:02,980 --> 01:20:11,180
Aristo suges cheers me write that down please write that down that that's

793
01:20:11,180 --> 01:20:21,260
that's number one so far cheers oh I thought we're cheers in the fucking

794
01:20:21,260 --> 01:20:28,500
retarded I have no shame saying that right now dude I thought you were like

795
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:33,140
loose miss smelly dude I thought you were saying I thought you were saying toast

796
01:20:33,140 --> 01:20:38,580
into this like I move this so we can I know but when I'm saying to you is like

797
01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:44,820
Arista suckers there's another there's a video of this like these two ladies and

798
01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:50,260
then she smells amazing she she picks up her plate from like breakfast and then

799
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:55,660
the other lady like toast her like plate she's like oh I don't know we're doing

800
01:20:55,660 --> 01:20:59,220
this and like toast and she's like what are you doing take the toast or some

801
01:20:59,220 --> 01:21:02,460
shit or take the potatoes or something like that can you look it up for really

802
01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:15,820
fast what am I typing in look up like two women take the potatoes see if you can

803
01:21:15,820 --> 01:21:18,820
find it is this the is this the one that you were trying right now it smells nice

804
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:23,740
hey fuck off Siri why did that come on that was really fast I didn't even say

805
01:21:23,740 --> 01:21:30,500
the keyword can I hear you word what's the key what is a keyword like not the

806
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:37,780
keyword s Siri yeah the oh you're active if you say hey Siri hey Siri yeah oh

807
01:21:37,780 --> 01:21:40,780
shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit I don't like it because I don't like it

808
01:21:40,780 --> 01:21:43,780
I only have it when I push the button because I don't like it to activate like

809
01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:51,100
that scroll down it's like a they're toasting plates they're like toast plates

810
01:21:51,100 --> 01:22:04,620
and then like toast plates take the potatoes not that one they'd be there

811
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:09,460
it is right there hey Terry you know what before you said that's it right there

812
01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:16,060
I saw that picture and I knew it was it I played this on here before I think

813
01:22:16,060 --> 01:22:31,700
oh great not as funny as you made it out to be I know but I know okay arrest a

814
01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:35,620
suckas what am I right that one down that's a contender that's that's that's

815
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:40,220
number one right now arrest a suckas wait I should write it down so do you use

816
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:44,300
in your yeah I'm writing I'm writing the categories you write down the finalists

817
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:51,620
for actual names for your phone I want I need our aristo suckas hold on I

818
01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:56,940
need to I need to write this down I need some I need some

819
01:22:57,380 --> 01:23:03,860
damn I suck okay wait hold on I I need I need to have this print okay

820
01:23:03,860 --> 01:23:19,380
we'll get a spell it correctly R a r s t o s u h or ch us hold on that is that

821
01:23:19,380 --> 01:23:21,860
right in there

822
01:23:21,860 --> 01:23:33,740
arrest us yes that is correct ooh this smells nice is it

823
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:38,380
good too that's lovely you know we haven't done one of these in a while

824
01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:47,140
where we tasted alcohol that's pretty mmm that's mellow

825
01:23:47,140 --> 01:23:57,020
mmm like it all right mmm it's a small it's a crocodile it's a Greek it's like

826
01:23:57,020 --> 01:24:03,020
a pangolin kind of like a penguin in space all right moving on a zebra of the

827
01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:13,380
memis a v memis now I'm how many fuck it no dude look how many there's 77 birds

828
01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:19,020
well just go out pictures how about that yeah I would go out pictures keep

829
01:24:19,020 --> 01:24:30,180
going no no there are tonic is keep going oh crystal notes Kero steno tease

830
01:24:30,180 --> 01:24:34,940
Kero synod I can't pronounce yeah good point you have to pronounce it yeah

831
01:24:34,940 --> 01:24:43,420
city patty look look at the pronunciation city patty that's good that's a good one

832
01:24:43,420 --> 01:24:51,100
hold on look at the pronunciation see city potty yeah city patty city patty

833
01:24:51,100 --> 01:24:55,900
yeah city but it's like silly putty but city patty I keep going from corrector

834
01:24:55,900 --> 01:25:00,580
no no no no no keep going keep going keep going I've seen those before turrets

835
01:25:00,580 --> 01:25:05,420
elliptics too much oh that bird looks dope yeah but so I do pronounce okay right

836
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:10,020
yeah to order to pronounce yeah I need a spider is a really hard to pronounce

837
01:25:10,020 --> 01:25:20,020
oh giganto raptor that's cool they don't look cool these are birds where's that

838
01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:26,940
way we'll go back up that's like go be V tour go be vanader go be a nader go go

839
01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:31,820
be vanader it looks like Chewbacca a bird Chewbacca maybe what maybe that was

840
01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:37,900
hapla chyrus no hapla Keras hapla Keras hapla Keras no dad do does a long

841
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:47,100
tail like a monkey no hyena pronounced hi you wanna hi you wanna how you wanna

842
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:56,420
hoax yuck nas no that's too much inside of our store in size of a source in size of a source is it too hard to say yeah

843
01:25:56,420 --> 01:26:10,460
oh igna insignia ingenia ingenia I keep going keep going oh hard to say yeah

844
01:26:10,460 --> 01:26:17,140
genie fang keep going keep going I keep double clicking dude they're two foot long and ten

845
01:26:17,140 --> 01:26:24,260
pounds no con con mongolian for lord oh that's cool

846
01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:36,260
Koi Koi oh no then heneekis Lin have a nutaur who what is this how do you pronounce

847
01:26:36,260 --> 01:26:41,460
this my carousel is my carousel is my carousel is

848
01:26:41,460 --> 01:26:50,100
maca laca maha kala maha kala may may that's stupid that's stupid yeah a

849
01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:55,540
microventor we already went through this what we saw that before ooh a monocous

850
01:26:55,540 --> 01:27:10,100
stupid no no no whoa no I thought that was their neck whoa we've wait we know

851
01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:17,780
those ones whoa they look like nine tails yeah I was about to say that or like

852
01:27:17,780 --> 01:27:22,580
like two of the EV evolution yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah nine tails was an

853
01:27:22,580 --> 01:27:28,860
evolution of the volpics no yeah volpics the little fox that's no volpics

854
01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:32,940
was volpics no it's not volpics the volpics evolved into nine tails is it

855
01:27:32,940 --> 01:27:36,700
volpics yeah volpics into nine tails but this looks like you know they had the

856
01:27:36,700 --> 01:27:43,660
fire the water for EV this looks like the the dark one maybe embryo oh no not

857
01:27:43,660 --> 01:27:51,940
embryo such as an E electron and barion or something volpics volpics and nine

858
01:27:51,940 --> 01:27:55,500
tails are the evolutions but what volpics wrong but I spoke this one looks

859
01:27:55,500 --> 01:28:01,980
like the dark EV evolution all this gonna be crazy embryon and I'm gonna

860
01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:07,900
tails no I'm talking about the EV evolutions the EV you know who EV is

861
01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:14,660
yeah yeah yeah nine tails is an evolution of volpics but EV this looks

862
01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:18,140
like the dark evolution of hold on hold on I got you I'm on this like this weird

863
01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:23,820
cool thing hold on I got you I think it's embryon EV

864
01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:32,660
but I'm Breon not embryo I'm Breon and look I'm Breon kind of flurry on looks

865
01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:40,820
like I'm Breon holy crap can we go to I we got to go to the next list of yeah I

866
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:52,020
picked I picked two good ones list of ink and kilosaur the only downfall is

867
01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:59,940
like there's so many fucking animals wait wait wait go down down right there

868
01:28:59,940 --> 01:29:07,540
just do the ten largest ink leosaurus top ten just do it here yep hit it hit it

869
01:29:07,540 --> 01:29:15,540
because it might give us names so it should be easy oh there we go there's

870
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:22,380
no pictures though fuck me I can't pronounce any of those oh holy shit no

871
01:29:22,380 --> 01:29:28,140
this is not ideal oh there we go no dogs

872
01:29:28,620 --> 01:29:36,100
fossil wiki fandom dyno pedia I felt we should be on yeah yeah yeah it's a

873
01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:40,740
fandom thing but whatever oh we just need pictures and names though that's all

874
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:50,740
we need the it's not gonna give us any back up back up back up back up go up go

875
01:29:50,740 --> 01:29:55,660
up go up go up do images yeah

876
01:29:58,180 --> 01:30:02,380
and go to that one this one yeah then we just yeah there's no way I can

877
01:30:02,380 --> 01:30:11,820
pronounce those it's in Russian I can't I can't even see it it's too blurry

878
01:30:12,060 --> 01:30:21,220
there's some right there what's that one Polacan this was like gala stona

879
01:30:21,220 --> 01:30:29,540
gas gastona gas don't yeah hey Sarah Pell me me me not stupid I feel like if

880
01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:32,360
you're gonna go at this one it just needs to be ankylosaurus just like the

881
01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:36,180
base name because this is this guy's a boss right here so write down

882
01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:52,580
ankylosaurus ankylo sorus sa you are us are us oh that's the same mistake you

883
01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:56,260
made with the fucking dreadnought is you miss it you using there okay so yeah

884
01:30:56,260 --> 01:31:04,340
all right cool pro seropods pro seropods pro seropods well we really been

885
01:31:04,340 --> 01:31:09,300
spending a lot of time on this shit this is cool though I like this who doesn't

886
01:31:09,300 --> 01:31:13,500
whoever doesn't like dinosaurs gonna go fuck themselves whoa they're like long

887
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:22,780
hated beard man that dude has six legs whoa here we go oh this is ideal oh dude

888
01:31:22,780 --> 01:31:31,740
he's a transaurus Rex whoa look at that dude oh Carnotaurus that was in one of

889
01:31:31,740 --> 01:31:36,500
the newer your favorite movie what's called just yeah they had a

890
01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:44,740
Caronataurus that Eva these are fucking cool spinosaurus the Eva

891
01:31:44,740 --> 01:31:53,420
pterosaurs Eva minus this is fucking sick they've amemus lemurs Eva memis the

892
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:56,180
dude with the fukita that's a dumbass name though

893
01:31:56,180 --> 01:32:07,020
avaraptor Na Shia go a source yeah that dude looks cool he looks like a sloth

894
01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:16,580
hey a guanadan a guanadan a guanadan a guanadan is a guanadan is good I like

895
01:32:16,580 --> 01:32:20,980
that one oh you didn't you never been there before have you but can you get

896
01:32:20,980 --> 01:32:24,180
rid of this is the name of the this is the type of the dinosaur that's in the

897
01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:28,860
dinosaur ride in the Disney world a guanadan yeah the at the animal kingdom

898
01:32:28,860 --> 01:32:33,700
park that dinosaur ride you like go after an a guanadan you're like tracking

899
01:32:33,700 --> 01:32:42,580
an a guanadan to rescue him all right you taraptor for X for X

900
01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:48,860
for X is kind of cool for X is cool all right for X crater source anklosaurus I

901
01:32:48,860 --> 01:32:58,380
think spinosaurus dude spinosaurus is fire spinosaurus I like spinosaurus a lot

902
01:32:58,380 --> 01:33:08,540
okay spinosaurus wait do you write down vorax yeah okay vorax spinosaurus and

903
01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:10,980
then whatever else you have what are the let's say you read them back what do we

904
01:33:10,980 --> 01:33:17,580
have I got and you have to pronounce them to pick them is it artesuckus this

905
01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:23,300
one Arista suckers Arista suckers Arista sucus I think that's cool though

906
01:33:23,300 --> 01:33:32,180
city pity city party city pity city patty hey cherry city patty you can't even

907
01:33:32,180 --> 01:33:40,060
pronounce the simple one Arista sucus Arista sucus city patty

908
01:33:40,060 --> 01:33:46,220
anklosaurus anklosaurus anklosaurus guanadan no or X and spinosaurus in my

909
01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:49,220
opinion I think it's a it's a it's a three-way battle how about this

910
01:33:49,220 --> 01:33:54,180
Arista suckers go up go to anklosaurus and a spinal make a new tap make a new

911
01:33:54,180 --> 01:34:04,180
tap make a new tab what am I looking up you're gonna type in spin the wheel and

912
01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:10,020
then we're gonna type you're gonna type in these names it would be the first one

913
01:34:12,660 --> 01:34:18,060
right folks we're coming down to the wire here and then you just commande

914
01:34:18,060 --> 01:34:28,940
inside there no no no be inside the box and then type in the names sucus

915
01:34:28,940 --> 01:34:34,900
city anklie no no no city city patty no we're not picking the one that's why

916
01:34:34,900 --> 01:34:39,700
it's getting it it's because I'm picking no city patty that's not a choice that's

917
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:43,060
a good choice I thought we went over this you really want to put city patty on

918
01:34:43,060 --> 01:34:49,300
the city patty so we got sucus city patty city patty like one ad on anklie

919
01:34:49,300 --> 01:34:53,380
we'll call them anklie ankles yeah guanadan just put them all in there fuck

920
01:34:53,380 --> 01:34:59,820
it guan iguan a guanadan you don't want to go around that's stupid all right

921
01:34:59,820 --> 01:35:05,340
take guanadan spinal spinal source yeah so yeah okay so this is it we have five

922
01:35:05,340 --> 01:35:10,700
choices go up to the top where it says shuffle to get a couple times oh it's a

923
01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:15,660
like and then spin it the last one surviving wins wait what do I do just

924
01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:22,300
spin the wheel I thought noise what's it doing

925
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:28,220
oh anklie is out oh this is taking them out yeah you're just gonna hit remove

926
01:35:28,220 --> 01:35:34,740
no that's the winner no this is as you have a winner no no it's the last one

927
01:35:34,740 --> 01:35:40,900
standing is the winner now go to the now go okay why do you do this why not

928
01:35:40,900 --> 01:35:45,060
just pick the first one because it's stupid you're stupid no no suckers you

929
01:35:45,060 --> 01:35:51,860
should just make suckers man see I'm telling you city patty

930
01:35:51,860 --> 01:36:04,460
came in a shuffle yeah yeah hit a shuffle a little bit there you go city patty oh

931
01:36:04,460 --> 01:36:10,100
not forax I think spino is cool though all right it's down to city patty and

932
01:36:10,100 --> 01:36:16,860
spino spinosaurus yeah spinosaurus spinosaurus all right come on I told

933
01:36:16,860 --> 01:36:26,100
you're gonna get city come on spino I told you you're gonna get city patty oh

934
01:36:26,100 --> 01:36:32,420
no I'm getting city patty you're gonna use it no I'm using spino you should use

935
01:36:32,420 --> 01:36:41,860
suckers suckers Archer suckers so what's your what's the decision I think I'm

936
01:36:41,860 --> 01:36:51,940
gonna use suckers Arista suckers Arista suckers that's got a fun little like fun

937
01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:56,060
little flavor at the end our wrist to suckers you can say suckers you like

938
01:36:56,060 --> 01:37:04,300
suckers about oh it changed my name to yeah it converts everything Terry yep

939
01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:12,060
it's no longer it's gonna be our art to suckers Arista suckers is it a wrist to

940
01:37:12,060 --> 01:37:17,660
suckers read your fucking word bitch you wrote it down to fuck you on me for

941
01:37:17,660 --> 01:37:26,020
goddamn Arista suckers can you make sure I spoke that right oh my god I don't

942
01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:34,060
know you have it in front of you Arista suckers I think that's right

943
01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:47,940
AR I STO SUH US no SUCH yeah SUCH sorry US US yeah Arista suckers it's

944
01:37:47,940 --> 01:37:51,020
really Arista suckers if you want to pronounce it correctly but I know I

945
01:37:51,020 --> 01:38:00,380
like suckers that me too all right cool there we go ladies and gentlemen

946
01:38:00,380 --> 01:38:10,180
Arista suckers as the name of my phone we spent 40 minutes doing that I love

947
01:38:10,180 --> 01:38:16,580
it I love it man I love it so you're all you're all set up now it's working yeah

948
01:38:16,580 --> 01:38:20,700
everything's everything's back I just have to sign into everything again it's a

949
01:38:20,700 --> 01:38:28,300
camera good Jesus you want me to take a picture of you no take a picture of the

950
01:38:28,300 --> 01:38:37,140
fucking wall the wall you want to take a picture of the fucking wall yeah it's

951
01:38:37,140 --> 01:38:42,380
wrong with you now there's like some new things inside the camera feature I'm

952
01:38:42,380 --> 01:38:46,420
trying to like this is weird I click this button even though it's not called a

953
01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:50,620
button it's a fucking the camera thing the camera thing so you think and it goes

954
01:38:50,620 --> 01:38:55,540
into it right can you can you actually before I buy this phone sure can you

955
01:38:55,540 --> 01:39:00,300
check like in the settings is it possible to disable like the buttons just

956
01:39:00,300 --> 01:39:05,020
if I was curious about it this is kind of weird can you check that please it's

957
01:39:05,020 --> 01:39:13,540
kind of weird please please please please stay still stay still stay still

958
01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:26,540
don't move slow down baby true don't want to do a mood I want to do some vibrance take me oh no I don't like that

959
01:39:26,540 --> 01:39:32,780
I want you to see if I can turn that button off

960
01:39:34,540 --> 01:39:41,700
why are you talking like this that's very weird of you

961
01:39:41,700 --> 01:39:50,900
standard amber gold rose gold neutral well cool cold I'm gonna do vibrant feel

962
01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:54,300
like you're a vibrant person give me something

963
01:39:54,700 --> 01:40:01,340
a shot oh that's a good picture

964
01:40:01,340 --> 01:40:12,020
I mean that's a cool picture that's stupid you think that's stupid I think

965
01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:17,420
you're a thug we're looking for I want to see in the settings can you like

966
01:40:17,420 --> 01:40:21,660
disable that button or disable the action button like you know what I mean the

967
01:40:21,660 --> 01:40:25,340
action button well not the action button I want to see if you can like make it so

968
01:40:25,340 --> 01:40:29,020
that camera button does not actually button you can change the action button

969
01:40:29,020 --> 01:40:33,340
no I want the camera button can you disable the camera button the new button

970
01:40:33,340 --> 01:40:37,820
for the camera camera that can you just like go out looking dog chill the fuck

971
01:40:37,820 --> 01:40:42,740
out into the settings I'm in the fucking camera settings

972
01:40:44,740 --> 01:40:48,380
I don't see it

973
01:40:48,380 --> 01:40:55,780
I don't see it

974
01:41:01,380 --> 01:41:05,860
what the fuck are you doing over there just wait

975
01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:12,140
I'm gonna play this on the phone some weird shit

976
01:41:12,140 --> 01:41:18,500
I don't think you can I hope one of my two ISO suffices we always like you be a

977
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:25,140
no I'm not I'm not well here I go that was some weird shit

978
01:41:27,340 --> 01:41:37,380
that's hail dog that's that's hail dog that's hail dog I don't think you can

979
01:41:37,380 --> 01:41:46,420
is there an AI section in the settings now no because it's not even out yet can

980
01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:53,220
you turn it off I would assume you can but it's not even out yet but is there

981
01:41:53,220 --> 01:42:00,340
like is there a provisional area for the AI settings under Siri but there's no

982
01:42:00,340 --> 01:42:11,100
like general set area yeah there's no yeah history history history history I was

983
01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:16,340
looking up Caitlyn Clark today the basketball player yeah what about her

984
01:42:16,340 --> 01:42:23,060
oh she got rookie of the year oh yeah yeah is that how cool isn't she like

985
01:42:23,060 --> 01:42:28,780
hella good though doesn't isn't that make sense I mean she was she is no she

986
01:42:28,780 --> 01:42:34,420
is good she was expected to get it or no she was well she was expected to didn't

987
01:42:34,420 --> 01:42:37,220
the other girl like break her leg or something who is in contingent for it or

988
01:42:37,220 --> 01:42:41,420
something I heard a wrist oh the other person who is gonna be a rookie angel

989
01:42:41,420 --> 01:42:45,820
Reese angel Reese wasn't there a different girl who like broke her leg or

990
01:42:45,820 --> 01:42:51,220
something that was also a rookie I don't know no I feel like I saw something on

991
01:42:51,220 --> 01:43:03,140
news thing about WNBA rookie broke oh here's my other one leg I had it I had

992
01:43:03,140 --> 01:43:11,500
another one right here here there's my other one oh wait that's my computer no

993
01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:19,140
it's not there's this one what am I looking at the source

994
01:43:19,140 --> 01:43:26,180
China does chin chin to source yeah what is that I don't you think that was a

995
01:43:26,180 --> 01:43:33,220
previous to my I think that's a previous device yeah because yeah I think that was

996
01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:42,380
a previous one WNBA rookie injured

997
01:43:42,380 --> 01:43:52,900
was Angel Reese black who Angel Reese is she black lady she is yes she out for a

998
01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:57,420
season after wrist injury it says yeah that's what I was saying like she yeah

999
01:43:57,420 --> 01:44:02,900
this girl no no this girl this girl got no ACL or something this is what I saw

1000
01:44:02,900 --> 01:44:10,780
this girl do you know her I don't know her this girl she's like really tall oh

1001
01:44:10,780 --> 01:44:17,020
did she break something right there she tore a seal and then she's out right

1002
01:44:17,020 --> 01:44:29,580
there wait hold on I just thought at the end

1003
01:44:29,580 --> 01:44:45,500
four of the five starters have already made a basket yes she's fucked watch she knows she's hurt I think she played oh god damn I hate seeing people live off

1004
01:44:45,500 --> 01:44:50,700
the office I think she was part of the I think she was she a rookie of the year

1005
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:58,700
contender no I didn't see anything I don't like any of it

1006
01:44:58,700 --> 01:45:04,220
lost her footing I didn't see anything yeah this this can you go back she's got

1007
01:45:04,220 --> 01:45:12,860
out I think go no no no go to the like that yeah okay she like stepped on her

1008
01:45:12,860 --> 01:45:17,780
toe yeah she like roll like was took a step and then put her toe down and then

1009
01:45:17,780 --> 01:45:25,940
Cameron Brink was her name yeah she was part of the she she was part of the

1010
01:45:25,940 --> 01:45:31,900
Hawkeyes Hawkeyes I don't know what that means oh she was no she was from

1011
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:39,780
Stanford no she wasn't in contention there's no way oh I saw that she got hurt

1012
01:45:39,780 --> 01:45:44,980
no not Cameron pray son I tore an ACL by the way that knee bucked oh man prayers

1013
01:45:44,980 --> 01:45:51,860
up for prank no she wasn't in contention it was like

1014
01:45:51,860 --> 01:45:56,900
Caitlin Clark and that other girl Angel Reese why is Caitlin Clark such a big

1015
01:45:56,900 --> 01:46:03,740
deal because she's like she broke like a bunch of records records as a woman in

1016
01:46:03,740 --> 01:46:07,620
college or something in college and men's records as well she broke men's

1017
01:46:07,620 --> 01:46:16,420
records she broke Steph Curry's three record in college like overall so I just

1018
01:46:16,420 --> 01:46:21,100
feel like I've never heard of the WNBA like ever until this past year and it

1019
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:24,700
just everywhere it's like Caitlin Clark Caitlin Clark by the way recently I

1020
01:46:24,700 --> 01:46:33,900
just went to one I went to my first WNBA game yeah in Seattle to a storm game so

1021
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:41,140
that are they good mm-hmm did Caitlin Clark play there yeah when you were

1022
01:46:41,140 --> 01:46:48,100
there no I saw the fuck well you asked if she played there then she has yes I

1023
01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:51,180
would care about when you were there dude oh no I saw the aces you'll give me

1024
01:46:51,180 --> 01:46:55,300
your wallet okay I want to feel it it's just high it looks cool it's just high

1025
01:46:55,300 --> 01:47:02,340
okay now tell me what happened at the stadium we played the aces what's the

1026
01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:08,740
ace Las Vegas aces are they good yeah they're the reigning champions hmm they

1027
01:47:08,740 --> 01:47:20,980
it's pretty thin yeah got cash no but you can you can have cash in there mighty

1028
01:47:20,980 --> 01:47:27,060
wallet yep it's a good wallet it's just Tyvek wallet what's Tyvek look at it

1029
01:47:27,060 --> 01:47:30,740
I was like the house wrap shit yeah it's just a hard yeah Tyvek you wrap the house

1030
01:47:30,740 --> 01:47:36,580
in it yeah this is a strong material so who is there who is famous is anyone

1031
01:47:36,580 --> 01:47:39,820
famous besides her yeah I don't know anybody

1032
01:47:39,820 --> 01:47:50,820
Asia Wilson Asia Wilson Asia Asia a Asia apostrophe jar Ja Wilson Wilson Asia

1033
01:47:50,820 --> 01:47:55,780
Wilson she's a good player she's the best player oh what team is she's on Las

1034
01:47:55,780 --> 01:48:02,700
Vegas Las Vegas she's the best player in the league yeah she won her third MVP

1035
01:48:02,700 --> 01:48:08,540
that's cool yeah she's like a really good player she's 28 cool and then you

1036
01:48:08,540 --> 01:48:16,140
have Kelsey Plum Kelsey Plum mm-hmm she played at you don't these people's

1037
01:48:16,140 --> 01:48:21,260
names oh she's kind of hot she walks really weird just throwing that out

1038
01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:37,780
there oh she looks weird in that photo she's hot though here stupid she walks

1039
01:48:37,780 --> 01:48:43,940
weird yeah she walks really weird she walks like she has a stick up her ass

1040
01:48:43,940 --> 01:48:51,780
I'm not what team is she on she's on that she's on Las Vegas like when she

1041
01:48:51,780 --> 01:48:59,620
runs she like looks she has a stick up her ass I'm not joking brother let's

1042
01:48:59,620 --> 01:49:02,940
watch let's watch let's watch you want to watch no I just because you said which

1043
01:49:02,940 --> 01:49:11,380
one is she that one number 10 oh she shot the ball yeah she when she runs she

1044
01:49:11,380 --> 01:49:15,220
looks like she's a stick of her ass

1045
01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:33,020
and this is her at the ball yeah she just runs like a stick of her ass I don't

1046
01:49:33,020 --> 01:49:36,540
know like right there just runs like a stick of her I don't know that I agree

1047
01:49:36,540 --> 01:49:45,180
with that who else how do you know these people Deanna Deanna Diana to see

1048
01:49:45,180 --> 01:49:56,300
to Rusey yeah her Tarasi Diana Tarasi I've heard a sue bird before she on the

1049
01:49:56,300 --> 01:50:01,500
storm no she's retired she was on the storm and then you got was her and was

1050
01:50:01,500 --> 01:50:09,060
that like Brianna Stewart I think it's with the Brianna Stewart sorry Brianna

1051
01:50:09,060 --> 01:50:18,740
Stewart I might be stupid yeah Brianna Stewart oh she's not hot no I mean she

1052
01:50:18,740 --> 01:50:23,780
probably attracted to someone you got the white Mamba who's that type in white

1053
01:50:23,780 --> 01:50:33,060
Mamba white Mamba Mamba wait Mamba that's not the way Mamba I don't know

1054
01:50:33,060 --> 01:50:43,820
that's definitely she's on she's on the she's on that's a dude that's it I

1055
01:50:43,820 --> 01:50:53,260
forgot what she he's she's on it's not her Vanessa Bryant oh Deanna Tarasi is

1056
01:50:53,260 --> 01:50:57,860
the way I'm it's not no it's not her let's go down

1057
01:50:57,860 --> 01:51:04,220
forgot what she plays on of who she plays for I just saw her go back a

1058
01:51:04,220 --> 01:51:14,980
couple of like slides go back go back she's like right there this person mm-hmm

1059
01:51:14,980 --> 01:51:25,580
so look up damn she got fucked up that not her her right at the bottom of your

1060
01:51:25,580 --> 01:51:30,220
screen I forgot what her name what's that earthquakes

1061
01:51:30,220 --> 01:51:35,660
quakes New York quakes look up New York quakes

1062
01:51:35,660 --> 01:51:46,380
earthquakes no that's not gonna be right New York to be NBA no works links

1063
01:51:46,380 --> 01:51:52,420
Liberty New York Liberty maybe it's not the Liberty that is not like like no oh

1064
01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:59,780
wait that's a girl that hurt forgot her name here is young

1065
01:51:59,780 --> 01:52:12,060
scroll up and sqe and sqe that's what he just said no it's her that girl I think

1066
01:52:12,060 --> 01:52:22,660
that's the NS is it in sqe yeah in sqe I forgot her name but you know Sabrina in

1067
01:52:22,660 --> 01:52:25,740
sqe yep oh she's like a good three-point she's a good three-point

1068
01:52:25,740 --> 01:52:39,100
shooter yeah hmm who else forgot what her name was Dana are all these people

1069
01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:42,780
famous because of a plate Clay Clay Caitlin Clark no these are all these are

1070
01:52:42,780 --> 01:52:46,380
all famous basketball players before but but then now more famous because of

1071
01:52:46,380 --> 01:52:50,940
Caitlin like would you say don't they have way more viewership now because of

1072
01:52:50,940 --> 01:53:01,180
her yeah no I mean I would say you think Seattle's gonna get the NBA team back

1073
01:53:01,180 --> 01:53:08,500
are you talking about like for men's yeah I thought I saw something about they

1074
01:53:08,500 --> 01:53:18,020
were bringing it back games start with the D you know like well she's kind of

1075
01:53:18,020 --> 01:53:33,700
attractive Elena Deladong done Deladong Elena del e now e or LLE sorry do yeah

1076
01:53:33,700 --> 01:53:40,260
here whoa that's a way last last name are there many hot girls and I remember

1077
01:53:40,260 --> 01:53:46,620
her is she attracted she's wearing a mask or something no it's just your face no

1078
01:53:46,620 --> 01:53:53,580
she has a mask on yeah Deladong just got something on her face oh not just that

1079
01:53:53,580 --> 01:53:59,300
it's like an ear no that's that's a man's yeah it's all your nose what's that

1080
01:53:59,300 --> 01:54:03,740
what's her name Brianna's not Brianna Stewart what's that girl that dunks that

1081
01:54:03,740 --> 01:54:10,060
little tall girl I got captured in Russia for a while oh I can't think of her

1082
01:54:10,060 --> 01:54:19,100
name right now it's gonna kill me not Brittany yeah I mean Brittany Grimer Griner

1083
01:54:19,100 --> 01:54:22,060
Griner Brittany Griner she's not attractive at all she looks like a

1084
01:54:22,060 --> 01:54:27,580
lesbian are there many hot girls I'm pretty sure there is you just thought

1085
01:54:27,580 --> 01:54:32,980
Kelsey Plum was hot that's one no I don't know man that's that's up for your

1086
01:54:32,980 --> 01:54:42,420
discretion not mine what team is Caitlin Clark on fever Indiana fever

1087
01:54:42,900 --> 01:54:51,660
let's see let's see Mike's being picky he also is picky if you say you're not

1088
01:54:51,660 --> 01:54:59,500
picky you are picky Caitlin Clark is kind of attractive in her own way roster I

1089
01:54:59,500 --> 01:55:08,380
mean that's where I would go Kelsey Mitchell Nalisa Smith Christie Wallace

1090
01:55:08,380 --> 01:55:15,940
Victor Victoria she's kind of attractive to Aliyah Boston forward center she's

1091
01:55:15,940 --> 01:55:25,300
probably big oh she's hot like the whole she's cheese on way too hard she's kind

1092
01:55:25,300 --> 01:55:31,300
of hot she can't pay money dog did she who's this girl who's this girl she's

1093
01:55:31,300 --> 01:55:36,820
six one fucking people are so tall she just caked on makeup and that picture

1094
01:55:36,820 --> 01:55:43,700
caked on it looks not good huh I don't know dude yeah that's the thing about NBA

1095
01:55:43,700 --> 01:55:48,900
girls is they're so fucking tall you know what I mean I think I think that's

1096
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:51,940
that she was like hell I'll tell us how tall is Caitlin Clark I think she's like

1097
01:55:51,940 --> 01:55:58,500
six foot or something yeah look it up she's the other shit oh I just closed the

1098
01:55:58,500 --> 01:56:01,220
town my god dude just close oh my god

1099
01:56:01,220 --> 01:56:09,540
crying your fucking river close time where is she where is she how do I go

1100
01:56:09,540 --> 01:56:16,420
back go back hit the back button dumb dumb

1101
01:56:16,420 --> 01:56:25,220
scroll down six oh yeah six foot she told her in you they're all taller than us

1102
01:56:25,220 --> 01:56:30,540
you fucking weird oh that's I'm saying true Erica wheelers 5-7 oh that's

1103
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:39,380
insane how does that work dude that's one girl is that's a good title everyone's

1104
01:56:39,380 --> 01:56:44,540
tall she looks like a thug she's thugging oh she's the same age as us oh

1105
01:56:44,540 --> 01:56:50,060
she's all this fuck she's wait she weighs how much I got to you she's like

1106
01:56:50,060 --> 01:56:54,860
our same weight well not my not your weight cuz you're fucking thick I'm

1107
01:56:54,860 --> 01:57:01,500
she only has eight years of experience in there maybe she played in other leagues

1108
01:57:01,500 --> 01:57:06,700
before okay I'm just I was curious cuz like she's the same age as us like you

1109
01:57:06,700 --> 01:57:11,260
think you'd have like ten years at least yeah oh wait go scroll down holy shit

1110
01:57:11,260 --> 01:57:15,420
six five scroll down scroll down can you go back to her really fast scroll down

1111
01:57:15,420 --> 01:57:19,780
please scroll the fuck this girl down this girl which is from us okay

1112
01:57:19,780 --> 01:57:26,540
undrafted free agent undrafted free who became the first ever undrafted player

1113
01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:34,180
to all star oh play to win the all star MVP oh good for her yeah but the all star

1114
01:57:34,180 --> 01:57:39,100
MVP doesn't mean shit but she was undrafted yeah which makes it a bigger

1115
01:57:39,100 --> 01:57:43,780
deal I guess it's like the same thing with fucking what's his name fucking

1116
01:57:43,780 --> 01:57:48,100
Tom Brady Thomas Tom Brady was like this girl is cool

1117
01:57:48,100 --> 01:58:00,980
as six round pick oh my god just like a cat so she's so like it's crazy being

1118
01:58:00,980 --> 01:58:08,820
born in 1999 isn't it hey just minus one from the year so she's 23 25

1119
01:58:08,820 --> 01:58:21,420
wait no it's 24 24 plus one 25 no she's not 25 you minus one what you minus

1120
01:58:21,420 --> 01:58:27,940
one don't you minus one from what 99 no minus one from what 99 what's the year

1121
01:58:27,940 --> 01:58:35,260
to this year 24 so she'd be 23 so not you're so stupid how am I not stupid

1122
01:58:35,260 --> 01:58:44,140
that's correct it's 2024 so 24 yeah that's so right 24 minus one no it's 23

1123
01:58:44,140 --> 01:58:51,340
23 would be 2001 no we would yes it would I just have to slow let you come

1124
01:58:51,340 --> 01:58:56,060
to the realization that you're retarded you're just so convinced that you're

1125
01:58:56,060 --> 01:59:07,940
right I thought I was oh that's not really teams there's like 12 teams how

1126
01:59:07,940 --> 01:59:18,020
many teams on the NBA women's NBA teams you were just on it you 12 Las Vegas

1127
01:59:18,020 --> 01:59:22,940
New York Washington Seattle Atlanta Minnesota Chicago Connecticut Dallas

1128
01:59:22,940 --> 01:59:28,700
wait Los Angeles there's 12 there's 12 teams and yet Seattle has a team but the

1129
01:59:28,700 --> 01:59:32,140
NBA is like a fuck ton of teams and we don't have a team with the fuck we talk

1130
01:59:32,140 --> 01:59:37,540
about we have a team out of only 12 but yet for the NBA we don't and there's like

1131
01:59:37,540 --> 01:59:40,780
a million teams in that league there's like 30 or some shit yeah we should get

1132
01:59:40,780 --> 01:59:45,660
30 teams like you think Seattle would have a team we do have a team not in NBA

1133
01:59:45,660 --> 01:59:54,500
oh you see what I'm saying yes you like if we have a team in here we have a female soccer team too so crazy you think

1134
01:59:54,500 --> 01:59:58,500
Seattle would have I guess Portland though it's kind of close there but

1135
01:59:58,500 --> 02:00:02,960
there's no Portland on there yeah I'm thinking NBA I guess like people in

1136
02:00:02,960 --> 02:00:06,580
Oregon root for the Seahawks in football and then like people in our state root

1137
02:00:06,580 --> 02:00:11,380
for the other trailblazers in basketball playing right now the trailblazers

1138
02:00:11,380 --> 02:00:16,420
not the sea chickens the trailblazers no the sea chickens what's the sea chicken

1139
02:00:16,420 --> 02:00:21,020
Seahawks see chickens see chickens yeah they're playing right now are they good

1140
02:00:21,020 --> 02:00:27,380
they're winning they're winning today yeah 17 to 3 right now are they like top

1141
02:00:27,380 --> 02:00:31,580
top top I think they're 3 and 0 if they win this they've already had three weeks

1142
02:00:31,580 --> 02:00:39,340
of football yeah dude well really yeah regular yeah we're on week 3 dog so we're

1143
02:00:39,340 --> 02:00:44,420
2 and 0 not we I mean the sea right now the Seahawks are 2 and I guess your phone

1144
02:00:44,420 --> 02:00:52,020
fuck no I want to hold it okay can I like push buttons sure just I want you

1145
02:00:52,020 --> 02:00:54,700
to open I want you to play a video on here here

1146
02:00:54,700 --> 02:01:01,340
oh vibrant hey how to action button yeah just turn it doesn't do anything it

1147
02:01:01,340 --> 02:01:09,140
turns to silent hold for silent well I like that so you don't accidentally go to

1148
02:01:09,140 --> 02:01:20,220
silent I'm gonna hold it and then you hold it again and it rings picture okay

1149
02:01:20,220 --> 02:01:23,180
now can you make can you play a video or something I want to see how big that

1150
02:01:23,180 --> 02:01:27,820
screen is yeah yeah just like any video on YouTube or something

1151
02:01:27,820 --> 02:01:40,100
okay no allow you to define your device on local networks no

1152
02:01:40,100 --> 02:01:46,500
oh I gotta sign in give me a second no that's like the last thing I want I want

1153
02:01:46,500 --> 02:01:50,700
to see on that phone before you leave is like how does the actual like watching a

1154
02:01:50,700 --> 02:01:56,780
video look because that to me is the really only reason for that phone to be

1155
02:01:56,780 --> 02:01:59,900
worth getting because like basically you're carrying around a big ass phone

1156
02:01:59,900 --> 02:02:03,140
yeah the whole day and like if it's not good for video then it defeats the whole

1157
02:02:03,140 --> 02:02:13,980
purpose let's see I have here I mean that's pretty big

1158
02:02:14,820 --> 02:02:18,580
was that is that not big you know I want to look at it so I saw this something

1159
02:02:18,580 --> 02:02:38,260
on my here hold it up yeah I remember I mean it's definitely nice shut up I just

1160
02:02:38,260 --> 02:02:44,100
don't know is it that much bigger oh dude watch how he keeps the phone out with

1161
02:02:44,100 --> 02:02:47,460
that he takes the blade watch this this is so I know I know what he does Jimmy

1162
02:02:47,460 --> 02:02:51,500
rig why does he he puts the blade on it to flick it open that's yeah cuz he's

1163
02:02:51,500 --> 02:02:57,620
about to fuck it up I see I'm not convinced that this is like big enough

1164
02:02:57,620 --> 02:03:05,620
bigger of a screen to be valuable I don't know it's hard to say well how's it

1165
02:03:05,620 --> 02:03:09,300
feel in the hand I feels great but I mean like I'm just looking forward to

1166
02:03:09,300 --> 02:03:15,660
having the phone be lighter the pros are so fucking heavy well I guess if we go

1167
02:03:15,660 --> 02:03:21,380
to Apple's home you're an apple really fast we looked at this in the last time

1168
02:03:21,380 --> 02:03:27,820
I think we looked at the way but we can look at the weight again this way how do

1169
02:03:27,820 --> 02:03:34,580
you compare shit why they make it so fucking intrusive to fucking like let

1170
02:03:34,580 --> 02:03:39,340
me do shit intrusive compare see anything yeah like let me just see shit

1171
02:03:39,340 --> 02:03:52,300
alright you got the 14 pro 14 pro yeah yeah all yeah dude an aluminium with

1172
02:03:52,300 --> 02:04:01,780
color infused back glass Johnny Ives what's here wait did you see the basketball

1173
02:04:01,780 --> 02:04:07,460
game at climate Puggerina yeah I just see a news article say $480,000 in

1174
02:04:07,460 --> 02:04:11,620
penalties and hidden fees climate pledge arena to pay nearly half a million in

1175
02:04:11,620 --> 02:04:18,340
penalties or refunds for hidden fees oh yeah they're charging 3% on like tickets

1176
02:04:18,340 --> 02:04:23,540
just for them or something they're charging an extra fee on food for what

1177
02:04:23,540 --> 02:04:29,220
what's the fee go just they so I can get more money yeah that's not a lot of

1178
02:04:29,220 --> 02:04:33,980
stuff they can't do that why can't you do that they have to announce it oh I have

1179
02:04:33,980 --> 02:04:38,020
to say what it's for and all they have to announce that there's any fees they

1180
02:04:38,020 --> 02:04:42,500
hit and what they're for and they hit it from everybody oh even at cracking games

1181
02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:49,700
and no no no it was not at it wasn't at like big venue games it was only like

1182
02:04:49,700 --> 02:04:56,060
small things like concerts and shit they charge more for food yeah do they have

1183
02:04:56,060 --> 02:04:59,500
good food there what are you looking at again I forgot I'm looking at the

1184
02:04:59,500 --> 02:05:10,660
displays no the weights oh shit I'm working on it I'm working on it wait the

1185
02:05:10,660 --> 02:05:19,300
iPhone Pro this is like negligible but whatever the 14 pro weighs 206 grams 206

1186
02:05:19,300 --> 02:05:28,020
then this weighs 199 so it's barely marginable lighter yeah but imagine if

1187
02:05:28,020 --> 02:05:33,260
you had like a regular sized I'm on 16 yeah I'm working on it because that's I

1188
02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:38,380
know you're about that's that question that's the comparison 170 to 206 oh

1189
02:05:38,380 --> 02:05:45,740
that's pretty good it's like 15% you know I did that math fast no you can tell

1190
02:05:45,740 --> 02:05:49,740
me though 30 out of 200 that's like 15 out of 100 15 divided by 100 is 15%

1191
02:05:49,740 --> 02:05:56,180
cool cool sorry bro I'm a fucking boss on the sauce I'm gonna eat that fucking

1192
02:05:56,180 --> 02:06:00,500
chicken sauce yellow bird yeah shout out to yellow bird you had some you like it

1193
02:06:00,500 --> 02:06:04,380
I've had a little bird you like it yeah I've had their sauces you like that sauce

1194
02:06:04,380 --> 02:06:09,380
I like their green sauce they got green sauce eggs I know there's shit should I

1195
02:06:09,380 --> 02:06:13,260
try it eggs green yeah green sauce green eggs yeah it's like a green eggs and

1196
02:06:13,260 --> 02:06:17,380
ham yeah green eggs and ham dr. Seuss that shit even though he wasn't a doctor

1197
02:06:17,380 --> 02:06:24,980
dr. Seuss wasn't a doctor it's called like a racist or something he wasn't a

1198
02:06:24,980 --> 02:06:33,660
nice person it's called Serrano is it I think it's because it's Serrano pepper

1199
02:06:33,660 --> 02:06:42,020
isn't that a song Serrano a Serrano that's my corona you dumb shit my corona

1200
02:06:42,020 --> 02:06:46,740
yeah Serrano is the one I like

1201
02:06:46,740 --> 02:06:54,980
oh don't you know hey Serrano what's it called Serrano my corona the corona

1202
02:06:54,980 --> 02:07:24,940
the song yes oh my god I almost forgot I need to show you a

1203
02:07:24,940 --> 02:07:28,700
video that I meant to show you and I can't believe we almost finished without

1204
02:07:28,700 --> 02:07:32,140
me saying this okay hold on oh my god this literally gave me that I have to

1205
02:07:32,140 --> 02:07:37,620
log in no no I don't I can just pull it up hold on oh you're gonna love this you

1206
02:07:37,620 --> 02:07:40,620
might have seen it already it's related to something you were playing for me

1207
02:07:40,620 --> 02:07:56,660
last time really oh a hundred percent okay

1208
02:07:58,500 --> 02:08:06,940
in Springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating

1209
02:08:06,940 --> 02:08:13,180
the pets of the people that live there you've seen this or no

1210
02:08:37,580 --> 02:08:43,500
as a catalog of other things to eat they're eating

1211
02:08:44,540 --> 02:08:48,280
they're eating the cats

1212
02:08:49,540 --> 02:08:53,040
the people that live there

1213
02:08:53,040 --> 02:08:56,940
They're eating the dogs They're eating the cats

1214
02:08:56,940 --> 02:08:59,720
Miam, miam, miam, miam They're eating the pets

1215
02:08:59,720 --> 02:09:04,920
Of the people that live there They're eating the dogs

1216
02:09:04,920 --> 02:09:14,920
They're eating the cats.

1217
02:09:14,920 --> 02:09:24,920
They're eating the dogs.

1218
02:09:24,920 --> 02:09:28,920
They're eating the cats.

1219
02:09:28,920 --> 02:09:33,920
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.

1220
02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:45,920
They're eating the cats.

1221
02:09:45,920 --> 02:09:46,920
That's pretty good.

1222
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:50,920
In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.

1223
02:09:50,920 --> 02:09:55,920
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets.

1224
02:09:55,920 --> 02:09:59,920
Out of this whole thing, out of this whole like,

1225
02:09:59,920 --> 02:10:04,920
in our country, like this whole thing.

1226
02:10:04,920 --> 02:10:07,920
They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats.

1227
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:10,920
That's what we got out of all of that.

1228
02:10:10,920 --> 02:10:11,920
It's hilarious.

1229
02:10:11,920 --> 02:10:12,920
It's pretty good.

1230
02:10:12,920 --> 02:10:13,920
It's pretty good.

1231
02:10:13,920 --> 02:10:15,920
You like that shit?

1232
02:10:15,920 --> 02:10:20,920
I do, man. I do. I do like it. I do.

1233
02:10:20,920 --> 02:10:22,920
There's one other one I saw.

1234
02:10:22,920 --> 02:10:25,920
They're eating the dogs.

1235
02:10:25,920 --> 02:10:26,920
Eating the cats.

1236
02:10:26,920 --> 02:10:28,920
Is it catchy? It's catchy.

1237
02:10:28,920 --> 02:10:31,920
I said it wrong. I did the...

1238
02:10:31,920 --> 02:10:34,920
They're eating the dogs.

1239
02:10:34,920 --> 02:10:37,920
They're eating the cats.

1240
02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:39,920
This is the one that you had, I think.

1241
02:10:39,920 --> 02:10:40,920
Which one?

1242
02:10:40,920 --> 02:10:41,920
They're eating the dogs.

1243
02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:42,920
You had this?

1244
02:10:42,920 --> 02:10:43,920
Yeah.

1245
02:10:43,920 --> 02:10:45,920
Eat the cat.

1246
02:10:45,920 --> 02:10:47,920
They're eating the cats.

1247
02:10:47,920 --> 02:10:48,920
Eat the cat.

1248
02:10:48,920 --> 02:10:50,920
Eat the cat.

1249
02:10:50,920 --> 02:10:52,920
They're eating the dogs.

1250
02:10:52,920 --> 02:10:54,920
Eat the cats.

1251
02:10:54,920 --> 02:10:55,920
Eat the cat.

1252
02:10:55,920 --> 02:10:56,920
Eat the cat.

1253
02:10:56,920 --> 02:10:58,920
It's so good, dude.

1254
02:10:58,920 --> 02:11:00,920
It's so fucking stupid, so good.

1255
02:11:00,920 --> 02:11:01,920
They're eating the dogs.

1256
02:11:01,920 --> 02:11:02,920
Eating the cats.

1257
02:11:02,920 --> 02:11:04,920
Eat the cat.

1258
02:11:04,920 --> 02:11:06,920
ABC News did reach out to the city manager there.

1259
02:11:06,920 --> 02:11:08,920
He told us...

1260
02:11:08,920 --> 02:11:10,920
In Springfield...

1261
02:11:10,920 --> 02:11:12,920
They're eating the dogs.

1262
02:11:12,920 --> 02:11:13,920
They're eating the cats.

1263
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:14,920
Eat the cat.

1264
02:11:14,920 --> 02:11:15,920
Eat the cat.

1265
02:11:15,920 --> 02:11:17,920
They're eating the dogs.

1266
02:11:17,920 --> 02:11:18,920
Eating the cats.

1267
02:11:18,920 --> 02:11:19,920
Eat the cat.

1268
02:11:19,920 --> 02:11:20,920
This one's better.

1269
02:11:20,920 --> 02:11:21,920
They're eating the cats.

1270
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:22,920
They're eating the dogs.

1271
02:11:22,920 --> 02:11:25,920
There's a cat dancing with Trump dancing.

1272
02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:27,920
Oh

1273
02:11:55,920 --> 02:11:59,720
Usually I'm content but if you check my dog then I'm turning into John Wick

1274
02:12:00,720 --> 02:12:02,720
Bird better drop it

1275
02:12:03,120 --> 02:12:05,120
Pulling up like crossfit

1276
02:12:05,120 --> 02:12:14,060
Dogs eating the cats eating the cats eating the cats eating the dogs eat the cat eat the cat

1277
02:12:35,120 --> 02:12:56,000
It's not up to E

1278
02:12:56,000 --> 02:12:58,800
it's not on the cat and the cat

1279
02:12:58,780 --> 02:13:01,400
braucht

1280
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:04,600
cash

1281
02:13:04,600 --> 02:13:08,680
The internet is full of talented people I feel

1282
02:13:13,640 --> 02:13:17,140
All right, you done what else you got for me, I don't have anything

1283
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:21,160
I the only thing I have left is like I played in an ultimate frisbee to get a minute got third

1284
02:13:21,920 --> 02:13:25,040
So let's now welcome the candidates to the stage vice president

1285
02:13:25,040 --> 02:13:39,200
Oh god, we're gonna end on this. I feel like this is gonna be really good

1286
02:13:55,040 --> 02:13:57,040
The civil war

1287
02:13:57,040 --> 02:14:16,680
Excuse me wrap battles of history vibes, doesn't it? Yeah, they kind of gone down

1288
02:14:27,040 --> 02:14:29,440
Call it anis or a wrist of suckers a wrist of suckers

1289
02:14:29,440 --> 02:14:49,840
Have a console plan

1290
02:14:59,440 --> 02:15:04,720
Take a look at her plan she doesn't have a plan so just yes or no you still do not have a plan

1291
02:15:10,800 --> 02:15:12,800
So do you have a plan yes or no

1292
02:15:12,800 --> 02:15:14,800
Plan

1293
02:15:14,800 --> 02:15:24,800
Get a month and I ate him

1294
02:15:32,640 --> 02:15:34,640
That was so many people voted for Biden

1295
02:15:34,640 --> 02:15:36,640
Oh

1296
02:15:36,640 --> 02:15:43,040
And what you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom people don't leave my rallies

1297
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:45,600
Out the greatest rallies the most incredible rally

1298
02:15:50,640 --> 02:15:57,680
Let's not go back we're not going back it's time to turn the page in springfield. They're eating the dogs

1299
02:15:57,680 --> 02:16:07,680
They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets. What is that guy?

1300
02:16:07,680 --> 02:16:13,680
Who's a little KC? I don't know. I don't know some weird dude that was freaking me out

1301
02:16:14,880 --> 02:16:21,600
There's probably a fuck ton of these on the internet already. Oh dude. I think there's a lot of eating like that whole thing out of it

1302
02:16:21,600 --> 02:16:23,600
It was eating the dogs

1303
02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:27,200
Like that's that's the thing it was just that that was it

1304
02:16:28,720 --> 02:16:32,080
They're eating the cats though too. Yeah for sure. They ate the cat not a dog

1305
02:16:32,800 --> 02:16:34,240
Yeah, it was wild

1306
02:16:34,240 --> 02:16:37,920
You want to talk about your exploits or save it for later exploits? Yeah

1307
02:16:38,720 --> 02:16:43,040
You're a fucking frisbee thing. Oh you're fucking rock hard to talk about it. No, I'm not

1308
02:16:44,160 --> 02:16:48,560
I'm not rock hard. I just got third. That's all you know what I'm saying out of how many people seven

1309
02:16:48,560 --> 02:16:52,960
So there were seven teams. Yeah, and you came in third. Yeah

1310
02:16:52,960 --> 02:16:56,400
So like do you play like is it like a bracket style tournament?

1311
02:16:56,400 --> 02:17:00,000
Technically you play multiple games against different teams and like get up to the championship every time?

1312
02:17:00,000 --> 02:17:02,960
So it was really interesting because there was two teams that were there that were from

1313
02:17:03,920 --> 02:17:05,920
Um locally from there

1314
02:17:07,200 --> 02:17:09,200
So they played but

1315
02:17:10,000 --> 02:17:14,160
They they can't win the cup which is really interesting

1316
02:17:14,720 --> 02:17:16,800
If they're from there if you're from where it's

1317
02:17:16,800 --> 02:17:18,800
Uh, where do you play?

1318
02:17:18,960 --> 02:17:21,360
Hosted where do you play down in like?

1319
02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:22,800
Um

1320
02:17:22,800 --> 02:17:24,800
Lacey and olympia

1321
02:17:24,800 --> 02:17:27,760
Area so you can't if you're from there you can't win correct

1322
02:17:28,800 --> 02:17:32,000
Like if your team is based from there, you can't win. That's stupid

1323
02:17:32,240 --> 02:17:37,760
So there's two teams that were based from they used olympia and wait, so did you get did you win because you got third?

1324
02:17:38,240 --> 02:17:44,320
No, so other two other non local teams. There was five. There's five other different teams that were from

1325
02:17:44,320 --> 02:17:49,680
So you got third out of those five. Yes, so you didn't get three out of seven. You got three out of five correct

1326
02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:53,840
So you're middle of pack. That's good. Yeah. No, it's fine for not playing very much

1327
02:17:53,840 --> 02:18:01,520
Well, it was it was co-ed so you had to have three three girls and at least four or three girls and four dudes

1328
02:18:02,080 --> 02:18:06,160
And then and you have to like set up a team to go with yeah, and you set it up at a time

1329
02:18:06,160 --> 02:18:08,160
Then yeah, it was just like what I play on

1330
02:18:08,560 --> 02:18:12,800
On Sundays most of the time you all rolled down there and played. Yeah, we all just rolled on

1331
02:18:12,800 --> 02:18:15,680
Yes, the only issue was is that we didn't have enough girls

1332
02:18:16,320 --> 02:18:18,320
How many girls did you have we had four?

1333
02:18:18,640 --> 02:18:21,440
That's more than three correct, but that means

1334
02:18:22,160 --> 02:18:30,000
You only have one sub for a girl one girl. Yeah, so you're grinding you can have your like the two coaches on each side can

1335
02:18:30,640 --> 02:18:32,640
negotiate

1336
02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:35,600
For like if they saw we had like three women

1337
02:18:36,560 --> 02:18:40,960
Or like four we had four women. They're like, okay, we'll just play five dudes and two women

1338
02:18:40,960 --> 02:18:48,160
To give us to give us like help and you'd be kosher, but there's some teams were like lots of girls. They're like nah

1339
02:18:49,600 --> 02:18:54,960
They're like we're gonna play three women four dudes because the women have advantage over the other women

1340
02:18:55,600 --> 02:18:57,600
So they use them

1341
02:18:57,600 --> 02:18:59,600
to that advantage

1342
02:19:00,880 --> 02:19:07,040
Oh, they're women were like really good fucking hella good. Yeah, damn. That's what they were saying was that's impressive

1343
02:19:07,040 --> 02:19:13,120
You got third though. No. Yeah, we were playing. Well, it was really weird because the team that we played beforehand was playing for

1344
02:19:13,200 --> 02:19:15,200
first place and then we played for

1345
02:19:15,760 --> 02:19:17,760
second place

1346
02:19:17,840 --> 02:19:19,840
Against that team that just lost

1347
02:19:20,320 --> 02:19:22,320
Oh, so they had a like a

1348
02:19:22,320 --> 02:19:24,320
They had a match to determine who got uh

1349
02:19:24,880 --> 02:19:29,840
Yeah, but usually when you play you have normally it's like third fourth play for the third place. Yeah, that's weird

1350
02:19:29,840 --> 02:19:34,800
And so we in that in that thing it was so we played so our first game we played around

1351
02:19:34,800 --> 02:19:36,800
nine

1352
02:19:37,680 --> 02:19:43,120
Nine ish ten ish. I don't remember how long was like all day on us. I don't know. So it was a 90 minute hard cap

1353
02:19:43,920 --> 02:19:45,600
for team

1354
02:19:45,600 --> 02:19:48,000
Half times at eight points whoever gets to eight points

1355
02:19:48,880 --> 02:19:51,280
First gets meaning no longer the 90 minute game

1356
02:19:52,000 --> 02:19:53,040
Huh?

1357
02:19:53,040 --> 02:19:55,280
That means no longer than 90 minute long game

1358
02:19:56,080 --> 02:19:58,080
No, they can be 90 minutes

1359
02:19:58,400 --> 02:20:03,760
No longer than 90 minutes. Yeah 90 minutes hard cap. Yeah, right. I was just explaining what that meant. Oh, god

1360
02:20:03,760 --> 02:20:09,200
It means even if they don't get to the max points after 90 minutes the game's over whoever has the most points

1361
02:20:09,600 --> 02:20:13,120
Correct. Yes. I was just explaining what that meant to the oh, I didn't know that you were explaining

1362
02:20:13,600 --> 02:20:19,120
I was just I was saying that means the game can go no longer than 90 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was doing

1363
02:20:19,600 --> 02:20:25,280
So then half time was at eight points whoever got to eight first half time then you switch sides and whoever was

1364
02:20:26,720 --> 02:20:28,000
Um

1365
02:20:28,000 --> 02:20:31,520
If they won the half they polled if you lost the half you received

1366
02:20:31,520 --> 02:20:35,120
Hmm. So the first game we won 15-5

1367
02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:38,320
Wow, and that was against like a

1368
02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:40,000
um

1369
02:20:40,000 --> 02:20:42,000
It's like old counter strike almost

1370
02:20:42,400 --> 02:20:44,400
Fuck new counter strike

1371
02:20:45,200 --> 02:20:49,120
We played against a bunch of people from Tacoma and Olympia and there was like

1372
02:20:50,480 --> 02:20:53,360
20 or them like 20 or so of them on a team

1373
02:20:54,080 --> 02:20:57,120
They could have made two teams, but they made one gigantic team

1374
02:20:57,120 --> 02:21:02,000
So like you didn't have people from both towns because they play together sometimes

1375
02:21:02,480 --> 02:21:05,680
And so they had a bunch of people on their team and just like, uh, okay

1376
02:21:06,640 --> 02:21:10,400
So they were just subbing left and right and while we're so they were always fresh. They were always fresh

1377
02:21:11,200 --> 02:21:16,480
Their people were like had never had the they never had the same dynamic because we're playing with the same people over and over again

1378
02:21:16,640 --> 02:21:18,640
What's better rest or like team dynamic?

1379
02:21:19,360 --> 02:21:21,360
Team dynamic for sure

1380
02:21:22,080 --> 02:21:24,240
Were you tired? Oh at the end of it. Yeah

1381
02:21:24,240 --> 02:21:26,000
Yeah

1382
02:21:26,000 --> 02:21:28,000
But you do you wish you had more subs for rest?

1383
02:21:28,560 --> 02:21:29,840
We had

1384
02:21:29,840 --> 02:21:32,240
We had enough subs. We polled some people from

1385
02:21:33,200 --> 02:21:38,400
um, the Olympia team the Olympia slash Tacoma team over to our team because they were like

1386
02:21:39,280 --> 02:21:42,880
Because they wanted to play and I was like sure you can play with this could we're oh, yeah

1387
02:21:42,880 --> 02:21:45,360
We're the only team that had not that many people

1388
02:21:47,840 --> 02:21:50,080
So they're like, yeah, you can play shout out to moe

1389
02:21:50,080 --> 02:21:57,120
Shout out to moe brandon and callin for just coming over and helping us out there the boys

1390
02:21:57,120 --> 02:22:00,720
Shout out to them. Yeah, they came over moe was cool. Um

1391
02:22:02,400 --> 02:22:06,480
I mean all of them are pretty cool. Callin was like a dude in his

1392
02:22:07,680 --> 02:22:08,800
late

1393
02:22:08,800 --> 02:22:10,800
I would say in his like

1394
02:22:11,360 --> 02:22:13,360
Late fifties early sixties

1395
02:22:13,360 --> 02:22:18,000
Use playing how do you like what what would you call this tournament? This is like a

1396
02:22:18,000 --> 02:22:19,680
This is like a

1397
02:22:19,680 --> 02:22:24,320
recreational tournament type thing or I would say that and also like

1398
02:22:25,360 --> 02:22:30,080
semi-amateur not semi-amateur. Yeah, semi-amateur teams like people

1399
02:22:30,640 --> 02:22:34,800
These are like all people that just play pick up all pick up ultimate. Some people aren't a league. Yeah

1400
02:22:35,600 --> 02:22:39,360
Some people aren't a league. Some of it's pick up some of it's like it's just a mixture. Okay

1401
02:22:39,920 --> 02:22:43,040
And so so we won a game first game 15

1402
02:22:42,960 --> 02:22:44,800
five

1403
02:22:44,800 --> 02:22:49,920
And then how many games did you play four? And then we lost our second game

1404
02:22:51,280 --> 02:22:53,280
15 9

1405
02:22:53,280 --> 02:22:55,280
And then we won our third match

1406
02:22:56,320 --> 02:22:58,320
15

1407
02:22:58,800 --> 02:23:00,800
12

1408
02:23:01,520 --> 02:23:03,920
And then so when that happened it was around

1409
02:23:05,360 --> 02:23:06,640
um

1410
02:23:06,640 --> 02:23:08,000
Like two

1411
02:23:08,000 --> 02:23:12,480
Ish like two two o'clock. Uh-huh and so we got a buy

1412
02:23:12,480 --> 02:23:14,480
And in that time frame

1413
02:23:15,680 --> 02:23:18,480
Some teams didn't play three games

1414
02:23:20,080 --> 02:23:26,720
Because there's 16 there's seven teams so one team is always going to have a buy. Mm-hmm. And so somehow

1415
02:23:28,960 --> 02:23:32,800
They got lost in there like the the organizers got lost

1416
02:23:33,520 --> 02:23:35,520
In like what they were doing

1417
02:23:35,520 --> 02:23:38,960
And so we had a our two hour we had

1418
02:23:38,960 --> 02:23:46,960
An hour break what we're supposed to have an hour break like a 90 minute break. Okay, and then it turned into almost like three hours

1419
02:23:48,400 --> 02:23:52,560
Okay, so we were waiting so that team that was playing for first place

1420
02:23:53,840 --> 02:23:56,480
And then we played them to for second place

1421
02:23:59,040 --> 02:24:01,040
We were sitting there for almost

1422
02:24:01,520 --> 02:24:07,680
Three hours. So you're kind of cold just kind of cold then they were kind of hot playing hot and they just got they just got done playing

1423
02:24:07,680 --> 02:24:09,680
They just got done playing a game. So they

1424
02:24:10,400 --> 02:24:14,480
But we weren't gonna win. They were warmed up. We we weren't gonna win that they were warmed up though. Oh, yeah

1425
02:24:15,040 --> 02:24:17,040
How much did you lose by?

1426
02:24:17,360 --> 02:24:19,360
Uh 15 9

1427
02:24:21,680 --> 02:24:24,160
Rare to bash they were the second best

1428
02:24:25,680 --> 02:24:29,120
Who was the best some team from uh the gorge?

1429
02:24:30,320 --> 02:24:32,080
Oh

1430
02:24:32,080 --> 02:24:33,920
He's like did you play them?

1431
02:24:33,920 --> 02:24:39,200
No, never played them because there were three and oh so a lot of the teams that were uh, so the five teams

1432
02:24:39,440 --> 02:24:44,080
There was only one team that went three and oh the other teams were just two and one all the teams were two and one

1433
02:24:46,160 --> 02:24:48,480
Oh wait, no three teams were two and one

1434
02:24:49,440 --> 02:24:54,960
One team was three and oh three teams were two and one and one team was three oh and three

1435
02:24:56,800 --> 02:25:00,880
And then so we were it's kind of like counter strike pool play in that

1436
02:25:00,880 --> 02:25:06,320
Yeah, it was kind of like a round robin not round robin. It's more of a what do they call it?

1437
02:25:07,200 --> 02:25:11,360
Like win two before you lose two or win three before you lose two or something like that. I think it's a round robin

1438
02:25:11,920 --> 02:25:15,600
Okay, I think but round robin you have to play everybody though in your pool

1439
02:25:15,680 --> 02:25:19,120
Well, that's what they wanted they didn't have time but they didn't yeah

1440
02:25:20,000 --> 02:25:22,320
It was weird. So then like

1441
02:25:24,640 --> 02:25:27,920
Yeah, we played we played another game and then we got

1442
02:25:27,920 --> 02:25:33,440
But I didn't play that much because some other some people just wanted to keep playing I was like I don't know whatever

1443
02:25:34,320 --> 02:25:39,760
But I was the only person so we in our third game. We lost one of our players because they

1444
02:25:40,880 --> 02:25:42,880
Tired no

1445
02:25:42,880 --> 02:25:44,080
the

1446
02:25:44,080 --> 02:25:48,240
Like a road to ankle. Yeah, like an angel like an angel. Yeah, they

1447
02:25:48,800 --> 02:25:54,880
Like two of our teammates were one of our teammates was going up for a frisbee came down landed on one of our

1448
02:25:55,840 --> 02:25:57,680
uh

1449
02:25:57,680 --> 02:26:03,360
Females on her like foot just a little bit. Yeah, and then when he landed he rolled his ankle like a little bad

1450
02:26:04,560 --> 02:26:09,360
And then so he was out but been there but the thing was is that me and him were

1451
02:26:10,880 --> 02:26:12,880
like

1452
02:26:13,440 --> 02:26:15,440
Uh, essentially it's called popping

1453
02:26:16,720 --> 02:26:19,200
I've learned a lot of terms at this frisbee tournament

1454
02:26:21,200 --> 02:26:24,000
So uh me and him were the poppers

1455
02:26:24,000 --> 02:26:30,960
Yes, what does a popper do so essentially a popper is on so

1456
02:26:32,640 --> 02:26:35,840
It's kind of it's called what angel it's called a host stack

1457
02:26:37,760 --> 02:26:40,480
So essentially what it is is that you have

1458
02:26:41,760 --> 02:26:45,760
like three handlers and then you have um

1459
02:26:48,240 --> 02:26:52,320
Uh seven people yep, so you have three handlers and then you have your cutters

1460
02:26:52,320 --> 02:26:54,320
Then essentially you have

1461
02:26:55,120 --> 02:26:56,240
Uh

1462
02:26:56,240 --> 02:27:00,720
The outside ones are going back and forth like a piston. Okay, and then you have your

1463
02:27:01,360 --> 02:27:03,360
Uh people that are on the inside called poppers

1464
02:27:04,320 --> 02:27:06,320
Keep going like this

1465
02:27:07,040 --> 02:27:09,040
Oh, so they're moving up and down

1466
02:27:09,200 --> 02:27:12,160
They're moving up and down and they're going like this but you're crossing

1467
02:27:12,800 --> 02:27:17,520
So I so if you start this side, you would cross this way and then if you start this way you cross that way

1468
02:27:17,520 --> 02:27:19,520
So you're just doing like an infinity

1469
02:27:19,520 --> 02:27:26,720
Um entire time these two are just running back and forth. Okay, essentially just one breaking dumping and then you just reset

1470
02:27:27,360 --> 02:27:31,280
And you're just trying to play right here to move the frisbee to move the frisbee up the field

1471
02:27:31,920 --> 02:27:34,960
And so like the issue was is that I lost that person

1472
02:27:36,000 --> 02:27:40,160
So I was the one so when we were playing it was like a shitty hoe

1473
02:27:41,120 --> 02:27:43,200
and then um

1474
02:27:43,200 --> 02:27:44,480
so

1475
02:27:44,480 --> 02:27:46,480
I would be doing this thing

1476
02:27:46,480 --> 02:27:50,800
Constantly, yeah, but some people would sit right in the fucking middle

1477
02:27:51,520 --> 02:27:53,520
as defenders no like

1478
02:27:53,680 --> 02:27:58,080
an offensive on my team would sit right in the hole where I would be cutting

1479
02:27:58,560 --> 02:28:02,720
Where I can just open up and I can just free and just dump it back to one of the

1480
02:28:03,280 --> 02:28:05,280
People would just sit right there

1481
02:28:06,000 --> 02:28:07,520
So he's clogging up the middle

1482
02:28:07,520 --> 02:28:12,560
We're trying to spread the middle and then when someone cuts in they can throw it to him and then we can just move up

1483
02:28:12,560 --> 02:28:16,720
I can dump it to a handler and then I just keep constantly doing that

1484
02:28:17,520 --> 02:28:18,000
Is that fun?

1485
02:28:18,000 --> 02:28:23,360
But someone would sit in the fucking middle and congest it and just sit there tell him that too

1486
02:28:24,240 --> 02:28:29,600
It was pissing me off. That's your teammate though. Mm-hmm. You know who it is. Mm-hmm. You don't like him

1487
02:28:31,520 --> 02:28:33,520
My it seems like a nice guy. He looks like nade shot

1488
02:28:35,360 --> 02:28:37,360
But skinnier blonde hair

1489
02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:41,280
No, no blonde a shot cut his blonde hair off. No, no blonde hair

1490
02:28:41,280 --> 02:28:43,920
All right, we're gonna rip we're gonna end the show and I'm gonna go shave Terry's head

1491
02:28:44,080 --> 02:28:49,120
No, that's not gonna be what's gonna happen next time. I'll post a picture of Terry's face. That's not gonna work out

1492
02:28:50,480 --> 02:28:53,360
My thing I've been trying to generate dinosaur pictures, but I just can't

1493
02:28:54,960 --> 02:29:00,080
It won't it won't finish any pictures for me anymore. I don't know why I've like restarted and everything

1494
02:29:01,520 --> 02:29:03,200
Did you update it?

1495
02:29:03,200 --> 02:29:05,360
Yeah, it's up today. All right

1496
02:29:06,560 --> 02:29:08,560
But yeah, it was fun got third

1497
02:29:08,560 --> 02:29:12,640
Our team was called flick filet

1498
02:29:14,480 --> 02:29:19,520
Okay, then a chick filet gross you're telling me

1499
02:29:22,640 --> 02:29:25,840
All right, but guess what I was hungry and I was gonna eat it

1500
02:29:26,720 --> 02:29:30,080
I might eat chick filet if I was there you would you should have came play

1501
02:29:30,720 --> 02:29:32,720
You didn't invite me. You should have

1502
02:29:33,520 --> 02:29:36,480
What should it came didn't invite me you wouldn't have played anyways

1503
02:29:36,480 --> 02:29:39,200
Yeah, but you didn't invite me though. So

1504
02:29:40,800 --> 02:29:44,240
But step one will be like, hey man, this tournament's on this day at this place

1505
02:29:44,400 --> 02:29:48,880
Hey, do you want to go to the next tournament? When is it? Where is it? We're gonna we're gonna our team name

1506
02:29:49,120 --> 02:29:53,760
I said that our team names our next team name is going to be vinegar strokes. Oh my god

1507
02:29:55,440 --> 02:29:57,760
All right, dude, we played the the team that we played for

1508
02:29:58,560 --> 02:30:02,960
Second place the name was ligma. So I think it we're fine. Okay. Okay

1509
02:30:02,960 --> 02:30:06,800
Okay, we got clowns up in this bitch. Yeah

1510
02:30:07,920 --> 02:30:15,120
Oh, yeah, the second game we got dominated. Well, we got dominated by ligma. No, we got dominated by uh, like

1511
02:30:17,520 --> 02:30:22,000
Uh like middle school and high school girls

1512
02:30:24,080 --> 02:30:29,520
It was all girls not all girls but the girls on that team were destroying our girls

1513
02:30:30,560 --> 02:30:32,080
Oh

1514
02:30:32,080 --> 02:30:37,920
High school and middle school girls. Well, they're in shape. Oh, they're probably like in track and field and shit and they can throw

1515
02:30:38,080 --> 02:30:39,760
Yeah, okay

1516
02:30:39,760 --> 02:30:42,000
All right, I'm gonna salvage this shout out to women bro

1517
02:30:42,640 --> 02:30:46,800
Shout out to women shout out to women and dogs and cats don't eat them though. Don't eat them though

1518
02:30:46,880 --> 02:30:48,880
But shout out to women stay strong

1519
02:30:49,840 --> 02:30:51,840
Stay strong

1520
02:30:51,840 --> 02:31:01,840
Women