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Sing Terry

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You guys have to help me I'm making a secret guest

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You're yelling so loud that it's picking up in every single night. It's so bad

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I need a secret guest to introduce you first

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That's how it works. All right, you can't just oh my god

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Speaking shut up shut up shut up. Oh by the way, we have a special guest named Tyler. How you doing?

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This is this is for Tyler. Oh, this is intro song

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This is an intro song. All right, Tyler. We're gonna we have a special guest his name is Tyler, but it hears his intro song

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It has my name all over

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My lonely days are over

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All right, that's for you Tyler. That's your old or like that's a definitely old song sounds old

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At a James like from your childhood, right? How dare you how dare you?

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From my childhood, I think in you guys 60s for the caption dude. It's dude. It was released in the 60

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1960

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64 years old you going through kindergarten around that time

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Yeah, cuz I'm I'm that old you guys like this song. I do like that

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I actually was just about to like add it to a playlist. It's kind of you never heard this before kind of hits

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You never heard this I've heard a lot of songs that sound like this

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This one is a classic though. I just you know, I've been saying this for a while now, but older music

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It's the best music older things and you like older cars

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Like look better older buildings look better

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I would say if we could if we can get older cars in the safety ratings that we have now

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Oh for sure and not not have a fucking pretty much just a

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hunk of metal

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Just destroy your body because it's gonna crumble old cars were like tanks, right?

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Did I have old cars didn't crumble like they knew cars would as end to crumble old cars

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Well, the new cars like the engine will drop out when you hit another car

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Yeah, new car old cars because they have a chassis that's supposed to be old cars

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We're just big hunks of steel and they would just slam into shit

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And then your body the die and then your body absorbs all the impact force, right?

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I remember in some ways is protecting you from like

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Shit, but in other ways the impact forces are I would say what I would want is I would drive the tank

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But I want like the air bank the airbag system in my car

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Well, I would want to use my old car. I want to eject from every car

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I want to mount a turret on top of my old car. That's her and why I drive it around why a turret

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We'll picture this okay picture got an old car

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Yes, it's being pulled by four horses

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Wait, and then you hunk of metal car old hunk of metal car and the engine is not in it

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Is not a lot of horses. Okay, and you got a turret on there. Okay, think of how many Iraqis you could kill, okay?

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Can you think of a good tear I don't know why you just said that

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So can you think of a good post caption on what I'm making a post

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What's it about? Oh, just pictures from the weekend post

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Yeah, can I see yeah if you tell me a good caption

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I'll post it and then you can see it to bros hanging out. No, that's stupid

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So I was it's pictures from me hanging out with my bro and me hanging out with my other friend who's a girl

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To cause I was about to say the boys, but then that'd be funny. Maybe

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Hey, hey, I'm with the boys hanging with the boys and then like it's not and it's be oh I

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The boy any other more creative one. I was gonna say two boys one girl, but that's kind of weird

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Oh, there's a great part of a stand-up clip from an Estonian dude an Estonian dude. Yeah, you're way

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Goes where he goes. Oh, just hang out the boys in one later with the girl. No, no, no, he does it so funny

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Wait, who's making why are you making a post for I really want to know I'll show you okay?

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Cool, I can't you can think of a good caption for it

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the F1 weekend

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That's kind of good actually

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F1 weekend

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Kind of creative too. Hey, it's not even an F1 weekend, but sure

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Shit, that's that's your F1 weekend man. That's right

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That's it right Mike. Yeah, see what did I do? There's no F1 this weekend

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There's not but we wouldn't explore like the bunkers down in Fort Warden

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You know, yeah, those are fun. Those are fun. There's actually a I have a alright. Here's here's the funny thing

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Okay, I guess we're getting interrupted. How do I interrupt this broadcast for an important?

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Here's the boy here's where he says so when I say when I say the boys, this is what I mean

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Listen and think to yourself must be nice

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You know just to be like

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Fuck it because if you're like a working-class asshole like us life keeps fucking me up my ass

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Every year I gotta make more room in my asshole

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Government to fit

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Price of gas what's happening in Gaza?

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Is Joe Biden a lizard?

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And then you look at the homeless dudes just chilling with the boys

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Give a fuck who's president you see some pretty lady go by you already know you're not gonna fuck her

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Might as well pull your dick out

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You ever

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Parry says killing with the boys might as well pull your dick out

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That's actually pretty true

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In a way if you're homeless you just don't give a fuck about what's going on. Yeah, you just chillin with the boys

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Boys and your hungry and you're hungry

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What did I interrupt oh?

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I'm trying to get a good I broke your post caption you broke my pillow. I

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Broke your flow

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You're an engineer engineer me something wait is now

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You're an engineer engineer me something

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I want something freaky too because he's he's asking you to write like I'm dressed like

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Writing you just draw a lot

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Why you so looking for a title? Yeah, the boys is not a good enough one

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Just as boys, you know, it's like two girls in this post and one boy good point aside from myself

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Good point just say like this is like my f1 weekend, bro. Shut the fuck up. That has nothing to do with anyone

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I did the caption stupid the caption is fucking stupid anyway. It's true and like I could get away with it

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What it'd be funny. Yeah, why not? I need something like number one people number one weekend

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And that sounds like I'm either like gay

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Or a woman and I'm neither of those things. That's only cuz I said it that way. No, no, no, no matter how you said that

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It translates to that voice. You know, just see just try saying it

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Guarantee you'll come through that's in the same voice. Oh

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Wait, hey number one you could say this

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Listen so he said it and he thought it was different, but you know what Terry and I both heard

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Yeah, even though you thought you said it different

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I would say what if you said hang out with my two best girls and then my brother

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No, that's just saying what you were doing. You have to be clever. Yeah, that is not being clever. Wait, why don't we just

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Have an idea. Why would you just generate something for him? I already tried that chat you bet he sucks

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Here's you go. Here you go. Just make it call it at last

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With exclamation mark at last. Yeah, don't you fucking remember? Yeah, the song. You're your intro song

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Yes

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Yeah, but extended that way I could add the song to the post. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I

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Don't know if that's the vibe guys

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Well videos in the post to that are kind of funny and you can't put music this this pictures of your sister and your friend and me

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You're not in the post

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Do you want to be in the post? I thought you said you were hanging out with me and you had pictures of our friendship

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No, I have pictures with me in Travis. Oh

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Oh, do you want a picture? Wait, who are you? I got a picture of this podcast to it. Don't put a picture of me on the internet

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Who is you wanted it? You just know I was a little sparkle

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I thought I thought you had done it without my consent and you were gonna go along with it. Maybe who were the people?

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For Travis, Holly Olivia. Okay, so everything I said was correct except minus me plus Travis. Yeah, okay

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So it can't be since it has your sister it can't be about

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Like this

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I guess well, it would all be platonic

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My love has come along my lonely days are over and life is like a song. Oh, yeah, yeah

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At last those guys above our blue my heart was wrapped up in clover the night I looked at you

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Hey, it's not the right way. Here we go. Just look at song lyrics

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Okay, you'll find me a song. Give me a song. What should what song should we look up?

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Let's do this. Let's do this. Oh

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Look at the new licking Park song

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Oh, yeah, they got a new lead singer dude. It's a good song when they released the lady. Yeah, just

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She's just pretty good. See I was afraid that all their new music was gonna sound like a Lincoln Park with a cover

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Like a cover of Lincoln Park

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You know what I mean? Yeah, actually sounds pretty good emptiness machine. You know to play

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And look at the lyrics

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Well, it's kind of like they always come out with something different every time they come out with an album

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They're really good at it. How about that flashing your favorite point of view?

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That's pretty good

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I'm guessing that he's

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There you go that

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Oh, how he got a big cut in her knee yesterday, it's perfect wait a big I'll get bled. Yeah, that's perfect

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Then nobody's gonna get me. I know I agree with you

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You gotta hit look keep playing it. It kind of hits

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I'm trying to play less copyrighted music on the show. Yeah, we're getting flagged. No, I don't care

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About this falling for a promise empty why just called emptiness machine

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Because Lincoln Park released a song the same weekend I made the post because there's a fire under the altar

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What about under my skin?

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Man, it's a lot of cutting and bleeding this song

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That's pretty dark

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Why does it have to have a title you need like something can you words?

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Can you explain this a little more for someone like me who's illiterate when it comes to modern social media?

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And I generally despise this as well, but I'm trying to post on what now Instagram

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So you do like ten pictures or something in a like a group. Yeah

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Through them, okay, and then you do a little caption. Okay, some people do hashtags. I'm not really

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That's it and then you can like stop stop. That's your title some people do hashtags. That's it

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You said it not me that's great though. Some people

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Some people do has just that leave it at that

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Yeah, that's a great

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You know this but that's exactly the kind of shit we do for titles on this podcast

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Yeah, it just completely random someone says something that's good. It's too long though

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Is it you think so some people do hashtags that fiber hashtag or

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Hashtags one word some people do hashtags

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I like chilling with the boys, but I'll write it down

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I'll write it down. That's another talking about all right it down

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This is how you create a genius some people do hashtag and then hashtags

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I could do a hashtag at the bottom hashtag

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Hashtags and people do hashtags

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Some people do hashtags

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I should have some people wait so like hear me out here. Oh

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Oh, Mike, can you queue up something? I want people to hear it though

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There are fewer than 100 posts with that hashtag in the world

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What was that a thing you it tells you how many other

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So like if you'd hashtag love it'd be like a billion. Yeah, okay, and it would say that mm-hmm

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Wow, you want to see how many let's do hashtag love well centralized social media is a scam don't use it

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All right, so I said my piece go ahead hashtag love

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2.1 billion posts

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Man, are we now are we doing that? Yeah, we're just playing songs Terry. Yeah, just queue it up

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Did you text it to me earlier? No, I just did it now. I just I just did it on there

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I just didn't want to send and send unless you know didn't you just sent me a thing

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Yeah, that's a good song that but it's a different song

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You know what I just told you to play. Yeah, it's a sports theme song and it's not this and it's not that okay

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Can you actually tell me it then I didn't see oh is it something I can find in title?

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No, I don't think so

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Okay, what's the what's the new season? What's the new sports season that's going on right now?

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The new sports season. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah pigskin. Oh

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Like the season just yeah, yeah, yeah play the song

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Why because I want you to

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Like how you cut me out don't put me on the internet you put me on the internet

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Don't take a picture of this room on the internet do it

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Seriously don't all right then I

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Think Tyler I want our happy weekend friendship to just be between us. Okay, the world doesn't need to know

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Tyler Tyler hey Tyler

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Tyler you know what what we're enough we are you're right our our barn

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Our bond is a good one. We're enough

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I'm a fucking fucking genius and I switch your father

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Thanks. Yeah, where'd you get it?

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Thanks to the beach beach beach. Let's go to the beach beach. Let's go in a way

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Okay, what are we doing Terry put a fucking NFL song NFL song? Jesus? Why is why why why?

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Because it's starting it started today who fucking cares some people do

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Let's let it rip for the enjoyable of the further peoples

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Just play it once this it. I don't know

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Yep

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Why are we doing this footballs back baby?

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Here we go

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16 weeks of the regular season actually it's I think it's 17

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17 weeks of the regular season

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We are back. We're gonna watch all your teams destroy other teams and all your other teams that you don't like

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Beat your team and then you get mad at them

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Apparently it is. It's back. All right plug our shit. Terry. We got to do at the top of the hour

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Oh, yeah, my bad because we're not you know that far in and people are gonna lose you connected to everything

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Hey, I just want you to know

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Whoa, hey, go ahead accept this

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Wait, wait, where you sending to me? Does you're connected? No, he's connected

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For your president for there's no audience you just fuck that up. That's fine

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You just started by saying for your president. Yeah for your president. You're such an R word

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Can I not make myself? No, you are nominated on there. Okay, you're not but they're just

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You're just guessed dude all vote for myself

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You know you can't rules if you vote now you know the since you're in this room now

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You can't do it. You can't do anything. We're about to show you

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Gotcha, but you are rules, but you what you are rules?

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No

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I'm about to take a wet shit

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Again during the middle podcast probably that's fine. That's fine. He goes probably all right

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We have a straw poll for the president of there's no audience there's me

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Terry versus Mike versus guests

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It ends in 58 days and 13 hours

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obviously you guys are doing a great job by

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Not voting which is great. Which means we don't have any check the description check the description people and click the link

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It's a straw poll link. Please vote. It is a straw poll even if we just get one vote would it be nice Tyler?

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That means you can not go to the straw poll and vote. Okay, wait, so guests. That's me. Yes, you are a guest

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So we're ending it when the presidential election happened

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We are plugging ourselves and I fight for the people Mike just fights for more tariffs

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His tariff is taking away my

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Yeah buttons. I'm pro pro buttons Terry's anti buttons. That's not true

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I'm I'm all about the buttons. Yeah. Yeah, if you have to shit you can go shit. I don't need to yet

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Okay, I feel it coming. Yeah, is it gonna do this alone? This is gonna what's gonna happen to you?

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Terry sorry

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Or hold on I

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Need a look because I think like what do I stand for? Well? Yeah, what do you stand for?

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What do you stand for the people? It's a good question. Does this make you want to shit more or less?

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Did you see that

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Did you see it?

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This is for drew man

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I was expecting like

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That's for drew man. It's like a cross between some weird internet. What's it like? It's like it was like a

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What's the thing that's on your computer with all about the farting and shitting noises the clip? Yeah, the sound clip the sound clip

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Yeah, there's one in there Pacific is specifically for if this is how you're feeling

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So we're gonna Mike's gonna play these sounds and you tell us which sounds you might think come out your ass

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Why you take a shit in a second? I want everybody to reflect real quick and just think to yourself. Yeah, go ahead

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What sounds come out of your ass?

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sometimes as good to

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Honestly when I take a shit nothing really comes out unless I have like diarrhea or

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Like I'm shooting shotguns or like a machine gun on my butt. Gotcha

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You know I'm saying like you probably might have that in like five minutes

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You know, it's really not that bad. You don't think so really like I'm low-end

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You know how like wait, I guess you wouldn't know like when I drink too much and I like drink too much beer

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I have really bad shit. Okay, and it's like it's like

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I'm just watching his face watching his face at the end go from just like nothing to like

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The smile you ever done this Tyler? It's never been so like ASMR in my in my face

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Wait, don't you have yours?

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Is that on my computer? I think it's on your computer. I think I can get it on my computer

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Oh, yeah, all my shit for my phone just dumps on the mice server. Yeah, I can find it there

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Stand by please standing by

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What's it? Well, it's a video, but it doesn't actually have any

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Didn't you send it to me? I think I just played it on here

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Man you're really into that song aren't you it's pretty good

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I didn't like it the first time I heard it

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But a lot of a lot of things happen like that the Lincoln Park song. Yeah, it's like it's like old Lincoln Park

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I have to listen to it all. I haven't even listened to it all the way through like pretty solid

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It gives me like old timey vibes like the last I was very like pop and I thought they were gonna keep doing that

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But this is like they're trying to go back to what they used to be good at it's gonna be hard because

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Don't get me wrong

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She's doing great. She sounds great. Yeah, but it's no Chester true

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It's no Chester. Which is why they're having the other guys sing a lot in it Michael Mike. I love my son. Oh, yeah, here you go

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There's it's not a video. It's just the audio only but you can look at my feet

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Who wait the fuck this is you

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Oh, I can I can turn it up. Wait, you never seen that video. No

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Is it it's meant for audio capture only gotcha. Yeah, so what we're trying to have people do is not people

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That was a bad day for you her

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I was a very uncomfortable moment

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You know we were talking about giving birth earlier you get birthed that shit

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Yeah, I mean Tyler we're talking about like how crazy it is to give birth. It's just insane. Yeah, dude

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some fucking thing that is

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Alive alive inside you are feeding off of like a

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In what are they called?

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A bet local cord and then bellicose cord that you're eating for two people. Well, we aren't but women are and then

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Just but we talked about it and we decided that we wouldn't want to obviously because we're dudes

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But like for a woman it's like part of her DNA. So yeah, they don't have the same level of

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Repulsion my god, that's crazy. Yeah, they're like, oh, that's I just had that I just had can you go on there and play

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I think it's Ken's little marr DNA. I just had that thing when you said DNA. Yep, cool

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Yeah, that's it

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I'm starting to like Kendrick Lamar more. Yeah starting to yeah

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Try looking up a song to stifle imperial progression

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What?

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It's a song to stifle imperial progression

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Stifle that should do it. Yeah, did you hear about a had a friend sent me this like this four months ago? They used

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Look at the lyrics for like cut means of pieces and shit

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Yeah used is like a like a

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Yeah, just me dude

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If you want

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This is just like like

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propaganda for music

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like America

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This is if you really want to know something look up anti flag you just

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I get it. Yeah, that's a flag anti flag

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Can you tell me who sings it anti flag what's the band called anti flag is the song name

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What's the song name? Just just go into anti flags like page and just look at their shit the press cord

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Like drink drink palm. This is the end died for the government. I forgot what like their biggest songs were

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Look

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I got a guy for your government die for your country that shit. It's like a punk rock band. It sounds like a good day

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It's a punk rock. You're right. You're right. You're right

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Okay, great

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What are we doing here folks? We're just pulling out there like a million songs like that anti government shit

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Yeah, I think that's what oh did you hear about like?

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Yes, the starliner

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It's finally coming back. You're fucking you're jumping the gun Terry. I got a whole fucking. Oh my bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

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I'm sorry. We can talk about it. No, it's cool

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Actually what I can

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Hey, Terry, hey, Terry, man, if you know, this is my beat

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You know, this is my I know, but I don't want to step over. I don't want to step any more over the line

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You know, I'm saying if it's your shit actually, I do want to bring up something before we talk about your starliner

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Can you go to my videos? Yeah, I want you to play

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The one on the left

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This is a PSA for

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Owners including yourself car owners. Yeah Maverick owners, but mostly is it a Maverick? No, but mostly for Ford

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Yeah, mostly for Ford's bad news from Ford today is the company wait. That's how it starts bad news from Ford today is

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Yeah, yeah, hey Mike, I'm bad news for today. Okay, ready the company may have to replace over

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90,000 engines due to a potential failure. Let's go follow up

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according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration or the NHTS a Ford and Lincoln are recalling

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90,736 vehicles that come equipped with the turbocharged

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I have two recalls on my truck

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Haven't gotten fixed really they keep bugging me about it 2.7 liter and 3 liter eco boost. I don't have a there those

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That's fine. You never know

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Are they gonna think mine's two liter four cylinder eco boosts?

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These engines and the affected vehicles may contain intake valves that have a propensity to crack and break

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I'm just saying I'm giving I'm giving the people a PSA and you because your eco boost engine might have this problem

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They said 2.7 and 3.0 liter doesn't matter like the explorers and other vehicles doesn't fails mainly correct

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But still it could happen to you, but it's not listed here. That's fine

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catastrophic engine damage

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Resulting in a loss of motor also kind of just say of all the things that are a risk to the to the person driving

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This is not one of them all that will happen is your engine will blow up and you'll lose power

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But it's not like the car is gonna blow up or something right? Oh power the vehicles affected by this recall include

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2021 to 2022 models including 47,719 Ford F-150s

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15,835

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That's

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47,000 it's like the the top-selling fucking truck in the country. That's not even a lot compared to how many are out there though

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Yeah, like there's so many for this. So many of them. Yeah, I was in 262 explorers

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2366 Ford edges

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7199 Lincoln aviators and

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That wasn't funny nice track

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Ford is aware of 811 warranty claims with fractured intake valves

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Letters to owners who are affected by the recall will begin going out starting October 7th

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The others will need to inspect each vehicle. What's it? They just put in waiting so long. What do you mean?

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What did they just put in the bed right there?

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111 warranty claims with fractured intake valves

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Letters to owners who are affected by the recall will begin going out starting

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Oh putting a bolt in okay. I was like damn that truck is moving so fast. They just like quickly put the bolt in

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7th deals will need to inspect each vehicle perform an engine cycle test and other just drilling into the chassis

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No cost to the customer Ford will also reimburse any customers who paid out of pocket to repair the issue on their own

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Oh wait pause that

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That's gonna take forever

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To get your money back. Yeah get money back from fucking Ford 100%

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You think they're just gonna be like if I go up to you know a lot of people talk shit about Ford

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But I've had nothing but good experiences

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Seriously like all the way around tell me more like from buying my Ford all the way till I getting at service

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Like I just had like no problems. Hmm. No complaints. How long did it take you to get your?

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Your ranger Raptor, you know

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Well that I mean that wasn't that that was just a pure supply and demand thing

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That wasn't like a Ford thing does because of COVID no that was really on top of their shit

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They would move the world that was because of a supply and demand that every manufacturer was dealing with that wasn't like a unique

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To Ford problem your vehicle is affected by this recall. You can simply visit nhtsa.gov slash recalls

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That's a piece of it. Thanks Terry. Thanks a lot for that. That's great. We're not just the clip

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Yes, okay, Tyler's piss. He's like what the fuck I wanted something to blow up or I

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Don't have any of that

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Alright well these are just races now these are just the race recaps from

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us Scott Tyler gotcha. Well, let's check those out later. Yeah, we can we don't have to play them

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I said you're my funny video Mike. I believe you

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It's pretty good too. Is it

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You are you cruising for today's an unmanned spacecraft will be returning to earth landing here in the land of enchantment

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And where it's landing at no one knows

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Has a Tyler you don't you don't get to talk about this

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Got it hey

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Okay, that unique history news 13s Gabe Chavez has the story

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Currently we're targeting this Friday September the 6th 6. Oh for Eastern. Oh, this should already landed on doc

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I thought you knew it landed. I heard it that it got released. I didn't knew yeah, they were they

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I'm such a fucking nerd dude. I watched it live

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What time was it so say the clock in the morning I watched the undocked no

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I watched it undocked on Friday at 3 p.m. Pacific so it undocked from the International Space Station

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I watched that live and then it landed

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Like they talked the cap it landed

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right at

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Was it 9 p.m. Pacific I think it was like midnight Eastern or something wait on Friday. Oh you watched it. Oh, it's on Friday. Okay. Yeah

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So you stayed up and watch the whole thing. No, I just happened

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They still be awake at 9 p.m. And was like, oh, I turned it on and like it was just landing

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I didn't like try to land it peacefully. Yeah, I wanted to watch the undocking me

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What is it was like a bunch of like fucking Martians like scrambling out of it like little

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Bitch spiders, it'll be so fucking funny

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It's like one of those videos where it says like they planted something inside of it and then like did you just say bitch spiders?

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That's a great show title

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Thank you a

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Bunch of Martians scrambling out of it

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So here we go

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So it this is after actually a little bit of background for you Tyler

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This this Starliner spacecraft is a competitor to SpaceX and this is that was their first crewed mission

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Gotcha, and they had issues

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When they were launching the two people up into space you have to shit. No, you look like you're like

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I'm really tired. Okay. What time do you go to sleep?

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Probably by one wait don't know what the fuck is wrong with you read a bunch of us bad

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three days so

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Plague with issues flying up they had thruster malfunctions and once they docked with the space station

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They went through a bunch of testing and like delayed their return trip

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And they finally decided that it wasn't safe enough to bring the two astronauts back with the thing

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Yeah, so they're bringing it back unmanned

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Yeah, I should be at trust are still in the space correct and they have to stay until February of next year

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Because they can't go back with it

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And they was gonna be an eight-day trip and it's gonna end up being like an eight month trip and are they like

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They're chilling they're chilling in the space station, but that's the background for you. Well also before before they even

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Were getting launched by a huge rocket that might kill everybody inside of it

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Like they delayed that too because there was like a leak somewhere

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Like the Ford F-150s

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But also that same leak that they quote-unquote fixed

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Was the one that why they couldn't like the thrusters were leaking. Oh, so they botched it pretty much

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Okay, so we're gonna watch it so the moral of the story is NASA decided a little while ago like a week or two ago

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That they could not bring the astronauts back. It was too risky. So they did it back unmanned. Gotcha. Yeah, okay

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So that's the that's the

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Information for you, okay

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So here you go

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Oh that silence, I think this is cool. I'm a fucking nerd. So you believe this is real

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So funny and funny you should say that no

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Space is fake. Oh

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Oh

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Let me see the undocking oh

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Shit, it's like, you know when you get this perfectly good shit when it comes out your ass when you're pushing through

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just like

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So there's like springs in the spacecraft that just slowly push it away

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Confirmed that's amazing

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Separation confirmed that's a good caption. Yes, too late separation confirmed but that

437
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That's our show title every time because we had Godspeed Starliner when they launched we have to do that Mike

438
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,460
You're gonna be in the bathroom. I just gonna walk to the door like

439
00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:16,020
separation

440
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:22,740
Just imagine you're just imagine you're in there like a public bathroom doing that and just like you just sit down take a shit

441
00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:26,300
No, no, no, no separation confirmed hold on

442
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,380
Shut up

443
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:36,300
Separation confirmed so what you need is that lady saying that

444
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:41,060
Recorded a little sound bite on your phone that you can play as loud as possible

445
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:46,100
So you're in a public restroom you just drop a deuce. Yeah, and then you play separation confirmed

446
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:52,340
So everyone can hear you like that's amazing Mike. I just want you know you need to you need to

447
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:56,540
Get a sound bite of that just separation confirmed clip this bitch. Yes

448
00:37:56,540 --> 00:38:00,820
Let's clip it please. Starliner is now backing away from station and starting its return to earth

449
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:09,580
Starliner's ancestors will then complete two short firings to gradually increase the separation speed to help the spacecraft carefully move away from

450
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,580
the orbiting lab

451
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:18,420
So they like it backs up and then they launch a bunch of like thrusters to like get it and it slowly goes

452
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:25,580
Bye-bye that makes sense and then it gets outside of like the area and then exactly my typical bathroom experience

453
00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:33,660
Dude space is just like a it's just like launching and launching or I guess so it was nighttime

454
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:36,540
So it was like so these thermals. Yeah, but here you go

455
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:39,740
There it goes then there it goes and there it goes

456
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:48,260
So this is you can see the airbags to deploy at least starliner did something correct

457
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:52,660
Nitrogen as they guide starliner safely back to the desert floor

458
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:58,980
In the middle of the night 9 p.m. So it takes about six hours to come back to earth

459
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:01,220
So then it let coast down

460
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:04,380
Umbrella's and it has a little airbag on the bottom when it hits the ground

461
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:10,820
And that's a new thing isn't it it's like the way they do the dragon. I think and this it's like a new thing

462
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:16,940
Before it was just like you know dude, you're just gonna have a really good one. That's right before it was the space shuttle

463
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:23,060
Well, I'm sorry. I'm really good at this. Hell. Yeah. What's that? I said, they're getting really good at this. Well, it's like

464
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:30,260
So this is not space. This is the competitor. Gotcha. This is star. This is Boeing's starliner

465
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:37,140
Is it way more impressive what SpaceX does? No, they like land rockets SpaceX just did this like way faster and

466
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:39,660
Arguably better that's been Boeing did

467
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:46,140
But the Boeing and SpaceX have both have the contracts to send astronauts to the International Space Station cool

468
00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,940
Touchdown touchdown touchdown

469
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:52,740
So the moral the story is

470
00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:58,120
Touchdown everything went out perfectly without a hitch so they could have put the people on but you know in high

471
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,880
You know hindsight. Yeah, but in hindsight now, they're stuck till February

472
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,520
How crazy would that be?

473
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,080
If you were stuck in space for an extra and you just could have

474
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:13,500
Well, what I mean time you but you couldn't because NASA gets to decide what you do and don't right, but you could but you could

475
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,920
You could have come back and not died you could have said hey fuck you. I'm getting in the thing

476
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,920
It doesn't look like that. Yeah, no

477
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,880
They're just not gonna open the doors for you. If you're an astronaut if you're an astronaut you basically like follow

478
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,320
It's like you're in the military. Yeah, you don't own yourself anymore. That's right

479
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:36,520
They own you basically which is kind of crazy unless you go rogue. Well unless you go wrong. Hey, I'm in space motherfucker

480
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,080
I think they have lots of systems to make it so you can't go wrong

481
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,760
But do you imagine your brain imagine what happens if like someone that you so anyway

482
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,600
That's the conclusion of the saga way. Hold on. I will be back

483
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:53,320
We'll be back with you folks in a number of months when the two astronauts come back into SpaceX spaceship safely

484
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:59,720
We'll bring it back. They're gonna come back in a space exhibition. Dude. That's like the ultimate like fuck you. Oh, yeah

485
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,340
Yes, so I'm on it. It's not a good

486
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:07,840
Imagine if you go like so like say you trained for going up into space and you're like, oh fuck yeah

487
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,480
And then somehow hey, you could do it Tyler you could train cuz you're good in a pool true

488
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:17,040
That's what they do. They got my left grid certification like they trained like a big-ass pool. You'd be good

489
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:21,400
Hey, you should do it. You should become an astronaut. Yes. That's it. There are some funny stories from that

490
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400
I

491
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,520
Know if you know, well, it's only if you want to talk about it. I don't know funny stories about you getting a lifeguard certification

492
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,400
Yeah, the the course instructor was like jacked

493
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,120
But he kind of talked like this

494
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,620
So he's gay jacked. Yeah, something wrong with that. It was okay. It's alright

495
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,160
Something wrong about being jacked. No anyways, the preliminary

496
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:48,320
So you get there and you have to do preliminary tests to decide if you're even eligible to do the course

497
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:54,800
And if you don't this is a lifeguard test like physical like yeah, so you have to like you have to swim swim 50

498
00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:00,880
Now you said to swim 100 yards and then tread water for two minutes without your hands just your feet

499
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,720
So you have your hands like this. I could do that. Yeah, and then you have to swim another 50 yards

500
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,200
I don't know that I would want to swim a bunch of yards, but I can there's other one. We have to swim down

501
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:14,760
With no goggles retrieve a brick from the bottom of the pool like the deepest section and pull the brick back up

502
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,260
And then swim with it on your chest

503
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:20,280
On your back. Oh, I get it feet only because you're holding that's right

504
00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:27,620
Nice, it was crazy though. Yeah, you did it. Yep. That's the deepest part of the pool six feet probably 12

505
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:36,120
12 at least okay, yeah 12 to 15. Oh 15. I'm not sure it's at least 12 12 is a minimum diving

506
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,920
Okay, yeah, I always thought of 12 is like the deep side of the pool, but maybe that's like

507
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:46,520
I think 12 might be right, but 12 is the minimum I know for diving you have to do as well

508
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,960
I think some pretty sure to be certified. Well to be able to dive into the pool legal like, you know

509
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,840
I'm with you. I'm sorry

510
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,160
You won't have a diving got it got it. Thank you

511
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,400
It's a lot of fun though. You learn about a

512
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,880
CPR and did you see if you are so I can spy yeah, but yeah, I've been CPR certified

513
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,100
I get CPR certified for my job and CPR certified like a year ago

514
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:12,160
American pool enterprises I get it. I gotta do the

515
00:43:14,540 --> 00:43:16,540
Hey there potential lifeguards

516
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:21,260
Are you ready to dive in and learn about what it takes to a potential lifeguard? This video looks like it's older than a year ago

517
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:25,820
David, let's make a splash. No, that definitely looks like a year ago. Look how shaky that camera is

518
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:29,100
First of all, you have to have these kind of sunglasses

519
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,160
Fuck boy. It was your white boy summer some white boy summer

520
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:38,380
You should also be comfortable in and around the water before registering for a lifeguard training class

521
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:41,660
Why don't you do the ocean lifeguard Academy now the ocean lifeguard?

522
00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:44,860
I did the Red Cross

523
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,620
Anyways

524
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,180
I

525
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:06,540
Awful the bell peppers. That is so bad

526
00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:09,100
I like how you just sitting here ripping ass

527
00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:14,060
Is it just quite like farts? Yeah, I'm loving like I'm having like a moment

528
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:22,620
I can feel another one coming. I just want you know if you vote if you vote for guests. Oh, bro. I'll be right back

529
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:32,700
I can't so bad

530
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:40,420
Like on a scale of how bad I can still see like soaked in the chair

531
00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:49,740
It's just lingering I can't have that

532
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,660
No, dude. Oh, it's only on that side. I don't know

533
00:44:56,820 --> 00:45:02,420
How bad like what does it taste like rotten eggs? It's just lingering

534
00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,740
Yeah, I don't smell anything

535
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:10,540
You want to watch what I want to try like the f1 video clips

536
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:13,380
Why we'll come back to this really give a shit about him. Oh

537
00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:17,580
Really bad. I don't know which one's which so

538
00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:27,460
Cuz this one I think that one's Zandavort Zandavort Zandavort Zandavort Zandavort Zandavort Zandavort

539
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:38,180
Yeah, okay, Logan

540
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:49,580
Isn't it funny I'm surprised they give them they give them that long these worse than shoe marker

541
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:57,300
Right, no, this is just a matchup of Sergeant crashing

542
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:00,820
Yeah, cuz I think it was after Zandavort they

543
00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:19,500
Candom that's but this isn't a song about Zandavort. This is a song about him crashing correct

544
00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:32,820
You

545
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,300
He's gonna give it back to like formula to I

546
00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:44,060
Don't think you ever go back to formula to think you can

547
00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:50,500
Yeah, I think you just move on to other series like Indy car and things like that. You probably be the fan on yeah

548
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,580
Did you close the door?

549
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:56,220
That was zero solid 100% liquid I

550
00:46:56,220 --> 00:47:03,100
Think I've got like a stomach bug or something 100% liquid

551
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:09,900
I just want to know you know folks that we

552
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:15,580
So many good choices my Mike has a notebook just full of show titles

553
00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:19,140
I just love that you said that because I've told like

554
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:23,020
Remember this is like exactly when I was like sick that last time when I shit myself in my bed

555
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:27,180
Remember that story I told you yourself in your bed. Oh, no, remember when I was telling you tight

556
00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:29,980
Terry's control of your bowels

557
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:32,580
No, I went to fart and then a little bit of shit came out

558
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:35,620
It hasn't happened to me in like seven years. So

559
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:53,860
This is actually a good segue Tyler. It was like a little wait, so

560
00:47:54,460 --> 00:47:57,340
What you're describing? Yeah, 100% liquid

561
00:47:58,380 --> 00:48:01,820
So last like last time I was really sick. I think it was a stomach bug

562
00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:06,980
Yeah, it was like two and a half three days of just needing to be near a toilet

563
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:11,540
So I just like stayed home. I was like I was sweating like shivers and stuff

564
00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:13,540
Yeah, and I would um

565
00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:18,820
Every one and a half hours two hours. I had to go on the toilet and it was just like

566
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:24,900
It was like a tether. It was 100% liquid or is it liquid for like two days straight?

567
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:29,580
Yeah, and it was like when you had you got the feeling you had to get on the fucking toilet. Yeah

568
00:48:29,580 --> 00:48:37,020
Yeah, it's like you're barely holding correct. It's like correct like at the door knocking correct ready to get like ready to rumble

569
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:39,260
And so as I was getting sick

570
00:48:39,260 --> 00:48:44,000
I didn't think that was gonna happen to me and I thought it was like I wasn't to that point yet

571
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:47,980
And I woke up the morning when I wasn't feeling well and I felt like I had to fart and I didn't know

572
00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:53,620
And so I was like oh, it's a fart and I went to fart and immediately I knew yeah, I was like, oh shit

573
00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:58,260
And I let it go and then I immediately brought it back. Yeah, like it was like

574
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:02,140
What do you brought it back? It's like when you go

575
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,780
No

576
00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:12,020
No, so I I went to far and like I let some out and it was like a hundred percent liquid

577
00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:15,980
Yeah, and a little bit came out when I realized and then I stopped it obviously

578
00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:20,180
Yeah, when I realized I was having a clutch the cheeks. Yeah, and so it's just it's kind of like underwear only

579
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:26,060
Mm-hmm, but it's good. Dang really it was not good. Yeah, and then the next three days straight

580
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,380
I was a hundred percent liquid in the toilet. There you go

581
00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:31,060
Yeah

582
00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:33,060
I'm a very healthy person

583
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:37,260
So I don't get sick very often and when I do it's pretty mild

584
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:42,420
But I don't think you're sick. You don't think so. What do you think it is then? I don't know

585
00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:47,340
You just got the runs from what? I don't know give me a reason could

586
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:53,300
Just some like bad food was it just this morning or yesterday just this morning yesterday. I've been phenomenal

587
00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:58,500
Solid shifts. What did you what did you what did you eat yesterday? I don't I only like

588
00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:01,780
Okay, what did you eat? What did you before you came to my home?

589
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:06,300
The answer is chicken. Okay. Okay. What else?

590
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:11,240
And some lettuce what else and then when you got here we had

591
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:18,520
Rice vegetables and venison. Yeah, could have been the venison. Oh, that's true. No, I don't think so

592
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:23,640
Why would that be? Yeah, you know the way no, do you venison that often? No, then that's why

593
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:29,600
But I don't either and I had venison but I like I had a second before I would assume they goes through

594
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,880
Let's look it up. I've had venison before you just have him look it up on the screen

595
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,280
My shits have been so solid I can't even shit. I'm like the opposite of tight

596
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,560
I'm like literally not backed up, but I'm like not ready to shit even

597
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:50,400
God, we're such a fucking DJ in addition eating raw or undercooked wild game. We can result in several other illnesses

598
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,920
So it was all mild diarrhea that goes away on its own

599
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,320
You're fine

600
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,360
You probably didn't cook it all

601
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:06,640
Plenty I cook it over done. I'm not sure mild diarrhea. Oh my that's not a show

602
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,680
That's not a that's not a good show brother that goes away on its own. That's not I

603
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:18,720
Like how you go he goes mild diarrhea it goes away on its own. That's a long-ass show title

604
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:22,720
I'm not gonna make that the title right down because it's hilarious. I'm not gonna make it stupid

605
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:28,880
He likes to have these little notebooks in like he dates the correct. He looks at the yeah, he has a notebook full of them

606
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,200
There's a lot of them in there nine

607
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:37,040
Eight twenty four. I was your birthday Terry

608
00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:43,520
Is that a topic you want to discuss on the show or no, it was fine. It's just another day to be honest

609
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,960
You might have asked how old you are you can guess

610
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

611
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:53,440
33 spot on right. Let's finish this video

612
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,240
Spot on we can help with the rest

613
00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:03,160
Now I want you to watch this closely and tell us how this differs from your experience

614
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,080
I'm not this just as past. All right. Okay, whatever

615
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:11,960
Go ahead go you'll get a few hours of instruction on safety and first aid for our professionals stop

616
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,560
But you're probably

617
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,320
Did you get that a few hours experience? No

618
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:21,080
Instructions. It was six hours of online dumb videos

619
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:29,600
Pre-requisite online dumb and then just a physical test five days from 8 a.m. To 1 p.m. In person in Kent

620
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,360
I had to drive an hour

621
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:36,920
Dang wait so you had to like get in the pool for that long and do a bunch of I was in the water for like four hours a

622
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,360
Day for like four days in around the last day was mostly out of the window

623
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,320
That's not true like I was in the water like a salt for four some days three hours a day

624
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:48,720
Okay, doing curious about the testing requirements for lifeguard certification

625
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:54,720
You'll need to pass a few tests with different levels of difficulty based on the type of facility where you'll be working

626
00:52:55,480 --> 00:53:02,200
For most locations the standard pool training is all you need, but there are a few special facilities like open water environments

627
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:08,720
Types of facilities did you get the standard training? I got the all-encompassing training

628
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:14,760
I got the full-on Red Cross on slot of everything shallow standard and whatever this is like

629
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,240
Shallow training for water less than five feet deep

630
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,080
standard training for pools over five feet in depth

631
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,260
No, we're watching the video and then you tell us what you're how you differ from okay

632
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:35,920
And I have like a notepad it's jot down some things or it's not yeah, do you want to write a mind?

633
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,920
You were swimming for a set distance

634
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:41,880
It's full. I don't ever like you just have to make it without taking a break

635
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,040
If you're going to be a shallow water lifeguard, this looks easy

636
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,760
50 yards without stopping all right if you're worth oh

637
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,040
100 yards, I don't even know you get 100. I don't think this is like a Red Cross

638
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,000
All right, let's look this up. This is not the Red Cross official

639
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,840
There prerequisites this one, but that's just the prerequisites I already explained to you

640
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:11,120
Why are we looking at this sounds like someone's taking a piss it does sound like that doesn't know

641
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,920
Sounds like

642
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,040
This is not sound like hold on

643
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:32,360
I'm Katie. I'm a pool manager. That's not sound like fun. No, no being a pool manager

644
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:36,920
I actually watched the video to below your test question. You know we should start watching Mikey

645
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:43,160
Are you done with this Tyler? You don't care about this. It's not that Mike. No, we should watch the video. I send you okay Mikey

646
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:48,120
Can I help you Terry? You know we should start watching. No, I don't we should start watching a

647
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,400
wrc

648
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,400
rally

649
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,900
Okay

650
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:56,860
But you barely watch F1. What are you talking about? I watched all the time

651
00:54:56,860 --> 00:55:07,380
You sure you can handle another one. Yeah, I watch a WRC. Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna let you watch

652
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:09,380
You know WRC is

653
00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:11,860
No world rally cross

654
00:55:15,180 --> 00:55:19,460
You got a WRC WRC W. Oh

655
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:23,420
Yeah

656
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:26,360
What's this what are we doing the fuck is this?

657
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:31,060
Cleaning day and this week my boyfriend and I are swapping chores to spice things up

658
00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:33,760
So babe you have to descale the news

659
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:39,780
Okay, and you need to be gizmer his morning meal

660
00:55:40,940 --> 00:55:42,940
What gizmer?

661
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:46,300
Can you have no idea the chores I do around the house?

662
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:48,780
So you take these

663
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:53,460
And you give them to gizmer

664
00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:08,020
No, there's nothing funny about gizmer

665
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:18,820
Okay, so you think you know so take these honey honey I'm showing you and throw

666
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:26,700
the fuck I just want you to know the difference between your sense of humor than our sense of humor is so fucking like

667
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:33,860
One end of the specie yesterday and they were like on the ground like not really that's funny. It's so fine

668
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:38,180
We're in we're in there. Do you think that's funny really that didn't

669
00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:44,220
Like I get the point where sometimes my videos don't get you and

670
00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:49,780
Therapies don't get me you say this is approximately a decade and a half difference in age of humor a hundred percent

671
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:56,220
Well because that doesn't that doesn't make any sense to me just some dude sitting there with a

672
00:56:56,220 --> 00:57:01,180
Dude saying you got to feed my my friend that's in the fucking make a second attempt sure go for it

673
00:57:01,180 --> 00:57:03,180
I

674
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:08,060
See that's funny. I like that one. You have you two more. Yeah

675
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:30,460
Second and third attempt and that's all do do that one. Oh god

676
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:37,820
I just know this is funny. This is funny. That's good. I like that. It's good. It's like his mom or something. Yeah, hold on

677
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:48,580
Like some person flying across the guy

678
00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:53,020
That's obviously not a real person on that but still

679
00:57:54,700 --> 00:57:56,700
Yeah, that's great. Oh great here we go

680
00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,700
What was I

681
00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:04,020
Fuck I saw something with an autistic person there. I should have made it a little bit damn it never mind. Okay

682
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:11,140
This is a video about middle schoolers miss girl middle schoolers now versus their dance. I love this song

683
00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:13,540
This is Macha Bob

684
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:15,540
Macha Bob Ijean

685
00:58:15,540 --> 00:58:24,340
Hello, today Joshua is going to

686
00:58:24,740 --> 00:58:26,740
Levitate on our magic show

687
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:44,740
I like this way, oh, yes, how'd you like that?

688
00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:50,100
That's good, but now you got it. This so this kid is me and Terry

689
00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:55,980
You're a little girl generation. Yeah, watch my homie levitate

690
00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:09,660
Like that's my show

691
00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:19,020
That's back in the day when yourself on a video was like awkward. Yeah, yeah, and not normal. Yeah, hello

692
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:27,340
That's like so good his fucking face towards the end was fucking phenomenal dude

693
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:34,380
That's beautiful. That's a good way. That's a goody man. You were danger self-tie you. Yeah, the first one not so funny. That's crazy

694
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:42,620
Oh, man, that's good. That's good. I like it. All right. I'll have a watch these two. Yeah, we can yeah, I

695
00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:45,980
Don't know which one's what so have we seen them

696
00:59:48,060 --> 00:59:52,420
There is a new one that's I think that one's the one with a lot of people on us

697
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:56,060
That's the Monza one. So that I think the one on the left is the

698
00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:58,980
Was before Monza

699
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:04,540
Sandevoir, I think this one's that's why no one on the left. Yeah, that's in that's one

700
01:00:28,980 --> 01:00:30,980
I

701
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:48,140
It's crazy that last week on Monza only one by one

702
01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:54,500
I won with the we both got one and then I got the tie. There's no fucking crashes anymore

703
01:00:54,500 --> 01:01:00,540
There's no red flags. There's no fucking safety cars anymore. I know man. So fucking boring that many safety cars at all

704
01:01:00,540 --> 01:01:05,580
We need some more safety cars anymore crashes. That's what we need fucking me. That's pretty dark. That's pretty here's Monza

705
01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:13,460
They only crash during like they only crash during like free practice and shit sucks and

706
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:24,220
And qualifying and you're not watching. Yeah

707
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:46,220
That's

708
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:57,100
Excellent that's good. I should like that song

709
01:01:57,100 --> 01:02:03,100
I would say that

710
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,540
You just like only can park it's funny that you think that's like that's my

711
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:25,500
Elementary music it's old. Yeah, thanks. I live it is this from Fort Worden. This is a week ago. Is he I

712
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:33,620
Like it you zoom in while he's taking a piss and then zoom out that was a quick pee

713
01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:35,940
That was a quick pee. I didn't have very much crocs

714
01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:41,460
Is he biking on crocs? Yeah, but we were going down to the water with no socks

715
01:02:41,460 --> 01:02:47,020
I've done that if you're going to the water. Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't go on a ride with that way

716
01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:50,540
But you just like a short jump down to the water. I was gonna say

717
01:02:50,980 --> 01:02:56,740
I was gonna say if you're riding a bicycle for like a long time with that. What a beautiful river and a wonderful day

718
01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:06,460
I just want to know you're very interesting, and I like it

719
01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:12,260
This is he's trying to bridge that little kid video with the new age like girls dancing

720
01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:15,180
He's trying to go back to the original of like kids doing stupid ass shit

721
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:19,540
This is what we do most of that. Yeah, that you just use you are next to a nice river

722
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:22,580
He's trying to go back to his roots. You watch your friend pee. Yeah

723
01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:27,260
Hey, hey Terry, that sounds exactly like my child. That sounds like what we did

724
01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:33,580
Yeah, but usually what we did was when your friend I'm not like when what the other when we do when someone else's peas

725
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:38,980
What we do is we push them. Mmm. Oh, yeah, so they piss all over their hand and their leg and shit

726
01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:40,980
Yeah, just this was yesterday. I

727
01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:48,820
Remember I remember I used to always be so paranoid when I was taking a piss outside and a do an AJ was anywhere near me

728
01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:51,580
I would literally be so paranoid because he would always do that to me

729
01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:54,180
Yeah, that's what what friends that's what friends did

730
01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:57,900
So I think he shoved me before still hard though like I fell down and like piss got everywhere

731
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:02,900
All right, shut up. Oh

732
01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:15,540
No, look look

733
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:31,380
Oh, that's freaky you need it more of her in the video. Yeah, you need it you need it me like more con like towards the back

734
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:34,600
You need more for talking you need you

735
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:40,420
Are you more of like the conscious got a shuffling down this part

736
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:46,060
Hello, you need more of the contrast of it to be see it like you can see it

737
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:49,940
That sounds so bad

738
01:04:51,580 --> 01:04:57,300
Like hello giggle, that's creepy as fuck that is pretty cool. You can't get all the entire way it runs a video. I'm sorry

739
01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:05,980
We're giving you notes on your on your photographer skills. Are we just watching videos what you like did yesterday?

740
01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:07,980
I

741
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:10,700
Was to eat this is a week and a half

742
01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:15,340
Can I just say I like I like his swim shorts. Yeah, they're nice

743
01:05:16,660 --> 01:05:18,820
No homo, okay

744
01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:35,820
There's something wrong about commenting on some

745
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,820
I

746
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,860
Like that he's wearing a helmet that's fucking cool

747
01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:59,540
He's being safe. I like

748
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:04,180
Is the that's the end shot right the fact that he has a helmet on ah

749
01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:11,420
I should have been my post that final shot there for the dr. Pepper can your thumbnail. Yeah, I should have been it

750
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,740
Do you post these to the gram? Yeah?

751
01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:17,900
Did the kids call it the gram I

752
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:24,180
Was I was just to call it I always thought it was called the gram people call it. Yo you post a show on the

753
01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:26,540
Where was it was it or not? What was it? I?

754
01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:29,060
Forgot what I was like that's a good fine

755
01:06:30,940 --> 01:06:35,540
Do for the gram or nah or something like that. I think that's what it was

756
01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:40,980
Okay, it's really

757
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:43,220
Yeah, so real

758
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,900
That's not a little bit

759
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:56,300
You can't see

760
01:07:01,660 --> 01:07:03,900
Flash guns flash guys

761
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:16,340
Where's the creepy girl, what do you mean the creepy girl? I want more of that. It's funny

762
01:07:16,340 --> 01:07:20,100
Like these are we've done this before the same concept

763
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:24,300
Tyler go the other way. Yeah, Tyler go the other way

764
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,860
I'll give video you dying

765
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:35,460
I got you your tongue out. No you're right. I do

766
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:40,500
Didn't even know that you had that out. I noticed like yesterday when I watched it

767
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:49,780
Wow, that's like that's like peak physical performance right there. Yeah, it's pretty what an athletic specimen I am truly

768
01:07:52,340 --> 01:07:58,100
That's Mike that's a Dutch shows my brother. I would do something way dumber than that. I'm gonna get to the top. Yeah

769
01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:00,100
I

770
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:03,500
Wasn't even that bad. It was slippery though. Yeah. Yeah

771
01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:15,820
You get new shoes then you don't get grip dog

772
01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:23,820
That's funny yeah

773
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:27,180
God damn. Oh god

774
01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:30,940
You make too many home videos Tyler

775
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:34,580
That was a compliment

776
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:38,980
He took it as a one. That's his best he's gonna get

777
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:44,380
It's a lot going on here, you know what I'm saying

778
01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,700
We're having a we're in a fantastic time right now

779
01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,620
All right, whatever what's on the docket?

780
01:08:50,620 --> 01:08:54,460
Tyler what you got for us? What's the latest and greatest?

781
01:08:56,260 --> 01:09:01,020
And what's going on in your life in the world of the Graham of the Graham is the Graham

782
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:07,940
Only a part of your life for the Graham. I really don't are not what I'm more of a content

783
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:12,660
Actually, it's the other way around that was a lot I'm over

784
01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:16,660
Yeah, go

785
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:18,660
Oh

786
01:09:19,620 --> 01:09:24,100
Give me ten good ones David Goggles motherfucker, let's go

787
01:09:25,940 --> 01:09:27,940
Come on you ain't done yet

788
01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:30,700
Who's gonna carry the boats?

789
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,100
Who's gonna carry the boats Tyler?

790
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:37,300
Come on

791
01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:44,180
Three more he said doesn't even a more seven nine

792
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:52,660
Those are full extension. That's pretty fucking hard. You're ten full full extension. Yes, dude chin ups

793
01:09:52,900 --> 01:10:00,540
No, no, these are the harder look at full extension. That's fucking hard. So this way is harder than this. Yeah, dude

794
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:03,220
These are hard. You couldn't I've been working

795
01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,380
Fuck yeah, let's go full

796
01:10:06,380 --> 01:10:09,580
Extension on your arms. No chance. I probably have a check it

797
01:10:12,700 --> 01:10:19,620
Did you see that Doug sensor Martin broke the world record for pull-ups Doug sensor Martin in 24 hours just the other day

798
01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:23,880
No, yeah, he's been training for like a year to do the cod the

799
01:10:25,060 --> 01:10:27,060
I don't know. Let's let's find out

800
01:10:27,380 --> 01:10:31,620
Find out together. So how we how long did it take him? Well, no, it's just the most

801
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:38,300
It's the highest number within 24 hours. Oh, so you go for 24 hours basically as much as you can do in 24 hours

802
01:10:38,340 --> 01:10:44,340
You can also rest well, you're covering right? But yeah, so it's like that, you know risk-reward ratio for how much time you

803
01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:46,580
Cover versus jug sensor Martin. Oh

804
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:51,360
Damn, there's a lot of this. I want to see a recap

805
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:55,820
I just don't want to watch like him doing it for 24 hours. Was it on the stream? Oh

806
01:10:55,820 --> 01:11:00,940
Fuck dude, I don't want to do this like in my home. What? Oh

807
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:05,820
Only has 10 views

808
01:11:07,020 --> 01:11:12,780
He's really fallen off he used to be bigger so so he's on this is the number he's on right now

809
01:11:12,980 --> 01:11:16,540
But he's not trying to be big. He's trying to be good at pull-ups

810
01:11:16,540 --> 01:11:25,820
No, he used no, no, he used to be way bigger. He just has been training to do this for a while now

811
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:37,100
So like you just kind of like do a couple take a chill and that counts as long as you like your chin above the bar

812
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:41,260
I think so. I mean, I don't know the rules, but well for pull ups you have to get above the bar

813
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:47,500
Okay, your chin has to be above I bet he's on fire right now in 24 hours the current record

814
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:07,140
That's intense and think about it you're awake for like 24 hours just trying to get out that's true

815
01:12:07,140 --> 01:12:11,500
He must be insanely sore and tired. Yeah, oh

816
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:23,780
My god, look at the pinky blisters. You gotta that's not as bad as I thought it would look

817
01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:29,660
That's actually not bad, but you have big padded gloves on oh, he does. Yeah, you still have that right? Yeah

818
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:35,900
Yeah, so we can't rewatch the moment is there a moment where he gets it? I don't know

819
01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:43,420
I don't think he has the last thing recorded here

820
01:12:46,300 --> 01:12:50,060
All right, it's the next morning. Yeah, I think he said it was like only on twitch so you can't watch it back

821
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,900
Other moment when he got it

822
01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:59,500
Is not available on twitch so we can't rewatch the moment no broke the record. That's so crazy, dude

823
01:12:59,660 --> 01:13:01,980
So you stream this on oh he streamed it

824
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:11,020
He even stopped with three hours left. Wow because you're probably like still fucked up you can't go harder farther

825
01:13:16,060 --> 01:13:19,180
I wonder I wonder how much he well that means he did a

826
01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:24,220
Four hours, god damn well wait hold on so if you had three hours left so he did

827
01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:28,380
So he could have gone along or wait hold on so how many did he do?

828
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:31,980
92 50 92 50 divided by

829
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:35,020
21

830
01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:38,380
He averaged

831
01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:41,980
440 pull-ups an hour

832
01:13:41,980 --> 01:13:48,300
Really, what's that per minute? Dude, this is so far increasing

833
01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:52,060
Seven

834
01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:59,660
Imagine dude, that's insane. Yeah, well also that's really cool that he's broken it. I mean also you get the

835
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:06,300
It's funny shot talking about it. It's funny that the war like the war guys

836
01:14:06,380 --> 01:14:09,180
I just pause this for one second. He's in texas now. This is in texas

837
01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:15,100
But the funny thing about it is everybody knows who Doug sensor Martin is from a cod perspective

838
01:14:15,980 --> 01:14:18,620
What he's a pro video. He was a pro. Really? Yes

839
01:14:19,820 --> 01:14:23,980
So all around good like very so like the people that you see over here

840
01:14:24,700 --> 01:14:28,220
Like for Nate shot Nate shots oldest fuck and he's balding and

841
01:14:29,420 --> 01:14:32,300
Hey, he's younger than us. Yeah, it's also he's receding to

842
01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:34,140
Hey Terry

843
01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,500
Shout out to him

844
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:41,180
The fuck what why you fucking shit on him for his fucking hair? We both have to stay together us ball people

845
01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:43,180
You know I'm saying this stick together high five

846
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:47,740
Up high I'm not gonna slap down low bro. My hair is

847
01:14:48,780 --> 01:14:50,460
You know, I don't want to brag

848
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:57,020
Yeah, you're also like uh, you got a lot younger than us. You have time to lose your hair. I got good record

849
01:14:57,980 --> 01:15:03,020
My man did like over 9,000 pull-ups. Yeah, he's still had a couple hours left when I woke up

850
01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:05,260
I sat down on my my my setup

851
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:11,020
Turned out his stream. He had like I call it set up where you just like it's not it's not a desk anymore

852
01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:15,660
It's a setup. This is my setup. My gaming. So this is my setup. I sit up my setup now

853
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:21,260
We said that back when we were playing cod gb's my setup we called them setups

854
01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:22,460
I didn't realize that was like anything

855
01:15:22,460 --> 01:15:24,700
Dude that used to be a thing like back in the day

856
01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:27,980
I used to watch like setup videos of people like giving tours of their fucking

857
01:15:28,460 --> 01:15:32,380
Desk and monitors and everything to get like ideas for what to do. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they always call them like setup

858
01:15:32,380 --> 01:15:34,380
Tours. Yeah

859
01:15:34,380 --> 01:15:36,380
Terry you did that shit

860
01:15:36,460 --> 01:15:38,460
I just called him a desk

861
01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:40,780
Stop his

862
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:45,260
Body was just cooked. I mean the guy had been up for 20 hours

863
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:48,380
I mean

864
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:54,620
Dude for the majority of the stream that I was tuned into yesterday because he started while I was live yesterday

865
01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:59,340
Bro, he didn't he wasn't playing any music. He wasn't talking to nobody

866
01:15:59,340 --> 01:16:02,380
He I don't even think he had headphones in that man was yeah

867
01:16:02,380 --> 01:16:08,540
He looked like he was just standing there in silence like as he was taking breaks. Yeah, maybe just want to be like a tough mother

868
01:16:08,700 --> 01:16:11,500
Like, no, I could maybe just want to mention a million years

869
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:14,780
Well, he'd always he's always been really ripped and like was always in the gym all the time

870
01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:20,060
That was that was the thing about everybody like kind of made fun of him for being like not made fun of him

871
01:16:20,060 --> 01:16:24,940
But he was not one of the gamers that were fit which is that they made fun of because

872
01:16:24,940 --> 01:16:26,940
Yeah, yeah, you're a gym fanatic

873
01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:31,660
Like playing video games and that's what you do. All you do is play games and go to the gym

874
01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:33,500
I was gonna just play video games for my life

875
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:39,100
I have to be a gym fanatic because I'd need that output because the rest of time you're just sitting there like losing

876
01:16:39,100 --> 01:16:46,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah becoming which makes sense because you you'd still want to get fit and yeah, because if you don't you're gonna be like a

877
01:16:47,260 --> 01:16:49,260
Big big burly person

878
01:16:49,660 --> 01:16:51,660
I think David Goggins

879
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:53,820
Won the record

880
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:58,460
And then like a couple other people want it and then like Cam Haynes's son

881
01:16:59,180 --> 01:17:03,100
Beat it again, and then like the other guy is standing next to Doug's cam Haynes

882
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,620
The other guy's standing next to Doug in that video beat it

883
01:17:07,340 --> 01:17:12,540
And then Doug beat it the guy standing next to him had the record before. Oh, that's really cool. They're like passing it off

884
01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:14,540
Yeah, I think so like passing a bit torch

885
01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:20,380
His name is do you don't know who Cam and Haynes is I know Cam Haynes is he's like a bow hunter guy

886
01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:22,380
This guy I have no idea that is

887
01:17:22,380 --> 01:17:27,980
He's you'd like on the left you'd like him to unbeat it. Yeah, so it's his kid

888
01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:30,540
I think it's true it

889
01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:37,100
Yeah, true Haynes pause. So this kid beat David Goggins his record

890
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:39,100
David Goggins his record

891
01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:51,340
4100 I mean this is back when the record was 4,000 right now Cam and Haynes's son

892
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:56,220
True it is trying to break Goggins 24 hour chin-up record

893
01:17:57,740 --> 01:18:00,240
You just yeah, you have to get your chin above the bar

894
01:18:02,780 --> 01:18:04,780
That's it

895
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:10,860
You know his father's I hate how it's like most on planet earth. Yeah

896
01:18:12,460 --> 01:18:14,460
Most of it is just fluff until you get to the end

897
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:19,020
I gotta get 50 I still gonna get 4100 by

898
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:23,900
Yeah, you know, I just gotta get that in under 24 hours. I'll do that, but

899
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,700
The big mark was beating Goggins

900
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,380
time

901
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:30,380
and reps so

902
01:18:30,380 --> 01:18:32,380
shout out Goggins. Thanks for the encouragement

903
01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:34,380
Holy crap

904
01:18:38,220 --> 01:18:40,220
He's smiling my hands were just wrecked

905
01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:41,980
but um

906
01:18:41,980 --> 01:18:44,700
Rogan Haynes 20 text message. That was a big thing

907
01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:47,660
Yeah, Cameron Haynes is like buddies with Joe Rogan

908
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:50,380
Goggins

909
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,660
That kind of fuel the flame you carried the boats today

910
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:57,100
I was gonna carry the boats. So what is that from?

911
01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:01,820
What carry the boats it's from Goggins. Do you not know who David Goggins is? I know David Goggins is

912
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:06,780
That's David Goggins. That is by the way when I thought of Goggins when I when I first thought of him

913
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:12,700
I thought he was like a big jacked black dude. He was he was a big fat black dude. No jacked black dude

914
01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:16,300
Just don't give you wrong. He is jack. You don't know me son

915
01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:18,860
Get it 18. You don't know me son

916
01:19:19,420 --> 01:19:22,220
Get it 19. You don't know me son. Yeah

917
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:24,700
20 you got some more

918
01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:27,180
21. Yeah, get again

919
01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:30,860
Come on, we want to see it

920
01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:32,860
22 who's gonna carry the boats?

921
01:19:34,940 --> 01:19:37,260
That's you buddy. Come on 23

922
01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:43,740
Come on 24 one more David. Who's one more to carry the boats?

923
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:48,300
You're gonna do it. You're gonna do it. You're gonna do it. You did it. Yeah

924
01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:52,940
That's what David Goggins saying

925
01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:54,620
It's gonna carry the boats

926
01:19:54,620 --> 01:19:58,540
It's like when you're ever like doing some hard athletic activity you say don't don't bitch out now

927
01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:05,660
Who's gonna carry the fucking boats? Yeah, that's how you make yourself go longer go harder. Yeah. Goggins is good. I like Goggins

928
01:20:08,060 --> 01:20:14,060
In my pull-up video did your Travis said he's he named drop David Goggins. Yeah, that's how we're pulling this up

929
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:16,860
Yeah, he said who's gonna carry the boats? No

930
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:19,980
He said you're like a David Goggins

931
01:20:20,540 --> 01:20:23,180
Yeah, you said David Goggins. He said David Goggins

932
01:20:23,180 --> 01:20:29,260
Travis didn't he say in the your video who's gonna carry the boats? That's what I heard. Did he not say that? No

933
01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:33,580
But that's like a famous David Goggins saying

934
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:39,820
Yeah, you didn't you? Goggins on taking souls

935
01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:46,540
Don't click on it. Oh too bad. You started. I don't know. I watched the one earlier that it said like a Joe Rogan podcast going wrong

936
01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,260
What? It was on like I recommended

937
01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:53,500
I like the one where it says someone was talking about Goggins is off of this video

938
01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:56,860
Yeah, it's like what really you like

939
01:20:58,060 --> 01:21:00,060
No

940
01:21:00,860 --> 01:21:02,860
There Joe Rogan, are you going wrong?

941
01:21:04,140 --> 01:21:08,140
22 minutes debates to awkward silences Joe will comment

942
01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:14,540
Not even a little bit. No, okay. Oh, this is just when Joe like disagreed with his guest or something like that. Yeah

943
01:21:14,540 --> 01:21:18,140
Yeah, let me let me clarify this

944
01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:24,220
I don't throw trash on the ground like I'm not saying like we need to like, you know trash the environment like um

945
01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:28,220
But do I believe in climate change? No Joe challenged her argument

946
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:34,860
Suggesting the issues complexity and questioning Candice's quality voice. I'd rather watch like something else than this

947
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:37,980
Yeah, the voice over has seen have you seen this guy?

948
01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:44,220
This is maybe you might like this. Oh, I know who this is

949
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:51,500
Oh, there you go. Do that one with that. I'm sailing. Oh, this is like the one that they this is like a made up one

950
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:54,140
Space. Yeah, this is funny

951
01:21:55,740 --> 01:22:00,140
But it's it's it's visible. What space is real

952
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:03,660
Are you joking? You're a science denier. What?

953
01:22:04,940 --> 01:22:06,940
stop

954
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:13,740
The the bodies of science have bestowed the truth if you ignore it. I get another fucking lecture from you

955
01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:16,060
I'm gonna go crazy

956
01:22:17,580 --> 01:22:20,620
When did you start having this opinion shut the fuck up

957
01:22:21,740 --> 01:22:23,740
You're fucking idiot, bitch

958
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:26,140
Don't do that anymore. What are you gonna do about it? Bitch

959
01:22:29,260 --> 01:22:34,620
You are literally powerless. Yeah, I'm just gonna do whatever I want. Not all you can do about it

960
01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:40,380
You could get your ass kicked. Are you threatening me? Yeah

961
01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:51,660
I think you are a far right white supremacist racist. I have no respect for you. You're like my dog

962
01:22:53,020 --> 01:22:55,020
Does it ever occur to you?

963
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:58,460
That you're like disgusting just like vulgar. It's like a pig

964
01:22:58,460 --> 01:23:04,300
If I were to sort of narrow down my bigotry, I like how I just constantly zooms in every time

965
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:09,340
I'm the best talker in America and you're like some wacko

966
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:18,220
You're a real freak if I take a nine millimeter router 762 by 39 and shoot you can you catch the bullet?

967
01:23:18,220 --> 01:23:27,260
I can't do that. What are you gonna do about it? I got a bigger one. Why would you hide that?

968
01:23:28,220 --> 01:23:30,220
That's just wrong. That's not fair

969
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:35,740
I

970
01:23:35,740 --> 01:23:39,740
Wanted to pull out a bigger one. I want to see the animals and everyone

971
01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:44,620
I love that's all from the same podcast. They pulled this clip suck. Yeah, because they're yeah

972
01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:48,060
You got real fat. Yeah

973
01:23:50,220 --> 01:23:52,220
You need some myth

974
01:23:53,260 --> 01:24:00,380
You know, okay that that makes sense dude your films are so bad. What?

975
01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:04,940
Like every film that you made

976
01:24:05,180 --> 01:24:10,460
Was so stupid what's happening right now. You didn't like it. You got to quit. You're terrible. Oh my god

977
01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:15,580
What are you talking about man? I'm pretty good at this like you're delusional. Jesus dude

978
01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:18,780
You think you could

979
01:24:18,780 --> 01:24:22,220
Dude, I saw your uh live show. I was like, whoa shit. It sucks

980
01:24:24,780 --> 01:24:30,700
Yeah, that sucks, but it was tight you have bad taste. You're just a stoneman, dude

981
01:24:32,460 --> 01:24:38,220
This is he wasn't on this podcast. Okay. He was on his own thing with rogan not okay. Let's

982
01:24:38,220 --> 01:24:41,820
It's sparr. Let's go. This is

983
01:24:42,940 --> 01:24:44,940
nuts

984
01:24:45,340 --> 01:24:47,340
Good luck, bitch. He kills people

985
01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:48,940
Cunk

986
01:24:48,940 --> 01:24:55,980
I have a high you this is pretty stupid. The Tucker Carlson was especially well done. That one was not good. No, that one's not good

987
01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:58,860
There are some older ones that were funny

988
01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:02,620
Uh your door

989
01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:07,500
Are they the one where he hits on Tulsi Gabbard a bunch?

990
01:25:09,340 --> 01:25:11,340
Oh, Alex

991
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:13,420
Alex ones are so funny

992
01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:19,500
Oh a 10 too, yeah

993
01:25:20,860 --> 01:25:26,300
Your dude is like an alien spaceship like aliens bigger than that. But hold please. You're drunk

994
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:30,300
Yeah

995
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:32,300
I

996
01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:39,020
Want to do is talk to you right now. I want to just say I love you look look

997
01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:41,740
to

998
01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:50,220
Let me write down are you okay?

999
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:53,900
That music is so good

1000
01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:57,260
Let me just tell you oh, jeez. Did you see Tim's smile?

1001
01:25:57,260 --> 01:26:02,700
I'm biologically a girl. No, is that true? Yep. Come on. Yep. Well, how do we know Joe Joe?

1002
01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:05,020
Joe, I swear to god. I want to have sex with you

1003
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:09,900
Let's not go down that roll so sexy

1004
01:26:12,860 --> 01:26:15,900
This is when it gets good that seems crazy. I want to give me the big

1005
01:26:17,260 --> 01:26:18,540
I think it's a lot

1006
01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:22,460
Don't give me one of those you keep that shit away from me. My no no. Let's go right now. No

1007
01:26:22,460 --> 01:26:29,580
I'll get my money right now. Stop. You blew me. I'm really good at it. He's crazy. Oh my god. What's the goal gay orgy?

1008
01:26:30,540 --> 01:26:36,940
This is my version of a make-a-wish kid going to disney world. I mean, it's a big gay hookup deal. Oh, Jesus christ. No, I can't

1009
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:40,700
Just have some no, I can't

1010
01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:46,460
Be fucking ass. Okay. Hold on settle down. All right. Okay. I'm down. I cannot

1011
01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:49,340
Give up your body or I will kill everybody

1012
01:26:49,340 --> 01:26:54,780
You're going up against forces that are way too powerful. You don't even know what you're you're you're knocking on here

1013
01:26:57,980 --> 01:27:00,940
Put me like choke me out. I think it was like Brandon Shaw and then

1014
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:06,780
Alex Jones was on there too. You should do uh choke me out. Joke me out right now. What's up? Should like that find this song

1015
01:27:07,740 --> 01:27:09,740
do like a

1016
01:27:09,740 --> 01:27:16,140
Chazam song reader thing and figure out what this song is. What so I can have it so I can play it for other people

1017
01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:21,660
Just take notes on this video. Let me hear it. Let me hear it. I confess this love for you. Let me hear it

1018
01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:27,260
If you go against these these people earlier on you find your back then go back a little bit

1019
01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:29,900
This is why you get back to the beginning. I want to watch this

1020
01:27:30,460 --> 01:27:34,700
Shut up. I'll kill you. There's a lot of issues. Shut up. This is a very important ritual

1021
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:46,140
I'm in charge bend over

1022
01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:52,460
I'm getting hammered. Yeah, well you could be molested by worse people

1023
01:27:54,220 --> 01:27:56,220
All right, you're back to the beginning

1024
01:27:57,180 --> 01:28:01,260
Can you shazam find that song? No, no, no just go back to the beginning of the thing

1025
01:28:01,260 --> 01:28:03,260
I need you

1026
01:28:03,260 --> 01:28:05,260
I need you

1027
01:28:05,260 --> 01:28:07,260
I need you

1028
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:09,260
I need you

1029
01:28:09,260 --> 01:28:11,260
I can't get it

1030
01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:13,260
You can get it

1031
01:28:17,260 --> 01:28:19,260
Oh, shit

1032
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:21,260
All right, go

1033
01:28:21,260 --> 01:28:33,260
You're gonna use to do is like an alien spaceship like aliens figure this out or something hold hold please but hold please you're drunk

1034
01:28:33,260 --> 01:28:35,260
Yeah

1035
01:28:35,260 --> 01:28:41,260
It's not gonna work because like there's too much talking. Can you do it through your macbook like just I'm sure it's on there

1036
01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:43,260
Right

1037
01:28:43,260 --> 01:28:45,260
What shazam?

1038
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:49,260
No, so why would it be on my macbook? Go to the description. Go to the description

1039
01:28:49,260 --> 01:28:51,260
Yeah, maybe it's the

1040
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:57,260
Eternal garden by Dan Henig

1041
01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:01,260
Probably this one is probably the first one

1042
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:03,260
Well, let's find out together. All right

1043
01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:07,260
What was it internal garden

1044
01:29:07,260 --> 01:29:17,260
Why do you mean we're fucking

1045
01:29:23,260 --> 01:29:27,260
This how it started is fucking hilarious

1046
01:29:27,260 --> 01:29:33,260
Man, I don't know this good really. Hey, Tyler. You happy I'm

1047
01:29:35,260 --> 01:29:39,260
He's more than I don't know why that you cared so much for that song

1048
01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:45,260
He's just what is this fucking feet person doing?

1049
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:53,260
There's an hour long version where it's just on repeat. Yeah. Oh my god. Go back to the search results

1050
01:29:53,260 --> 01:30:01,260
Check check this guy out though. He's got a lot of funny ones. Oh, this one's funny. He's like into this chick

1051
01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:07,260
Oh, she's hot. Yeah, she's like a diver Valentina Tom. Oh, I think I might have heard of her

1052
01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:13,260
She like spearfish is like the Caribbean inch like that. Maybe that Valentina Thomas or something. Yeah

1053
01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:17,260
I've been watching you

1054
01:30:17,260 --> 01:30:19,260
I find people online and I watch them

1055
01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:25,260
You had this amazing photo from a couple days ago. You're wearing a bathing suit

1056
01:30:25,260 --> 01:30:27,260
There is Jamie nailed it

1057
01:30:27,260 --> 01:30:29,260
What

1058
01:30:29,260 --> 01:30:31,260
Jamie

1059
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:33,260
What do you mean picture my bathing suits

1060
01:30:33,260 --> 01:30:35,260
Wow

1061
01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:41,260
That's very impressive. This is the greatest thing ever. You're perfect. It's romantic

1062
01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:43,260
Can you stop talking right now?

1063
01:30:43,260 --> 01:30:45,260
This is the greatest thing ever

1064
01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:49,260
I want to live my life with you. I'm gonna do this forever

1065
01:30:49,260 --> 01:30:51,260
What? Well, I have a boyfriend

1066
01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:53,260
That has never stopped me in the past

1067
01:30:53,260 --> 01:30:55,260
That's not gonna happen

1068
01:30:57,260 --> 01:30:59,260
Ask you how old you are

1069
01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:01,260
I don't think my age is an issue

1070
01:31:01,260 --> 01:31:03,260
Oh Jesus, you're in your 30s

1071
01:31:03,260 --> 01:31:05,260
You guys are shit together by now

1072
01:31:05,260 --> 01:31:07,260
You being ridiculous

1073
01:31:07,260 --> 01:31:09,260
She's thinking about settling down, having a family

1074
01:31:09,260 --> 01:31:11,260
We're doing nothing

1075
01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:13,260
Torsche

1076
01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:15,260
I don't like this

1077
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:19,260
That is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard

1078
01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:23,260
Let's have a baby

1079
01:31:23,260 --> 01:31:25,260
I'm sorry but no

1080
01:31:25,260 --> 01:31:27,260
Let's have a baby

1081
01:31:27,260 --> 01:31:29,260
Like me, he does this

1082
01:31:29,260 --> 01:31:31,260
No, he's gonna take a turn for the worse now

1083
01:31:31,260 --> 01:31:33,260
They always take a turn

1084
01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:35,260
Alright, I'm gonna go

1085
01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:41,260
Lock the door

1086
01:31:41,260 --> 01:31:43,260
You haven't seen these

1087
01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:45,260
They always do the turn at the end

1088
01:31:45,260 --> 01:31:47,260
They don't hold their breath

1089
01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:51,260
They just gag on water and drown

1090
01:31:51,260 --> 01:31:53,260
Did you imagine that somehow

1091
01:31:53,260 --> 01:31:55,260
This could be the end of your life?

1092
01:31:57,260 --> 01:31:59,260
What the fuck am I doing here?

1093
01:31:59,260 --> 01:32:01,260
You're gonna die

1094
01:32:01,260 --> 01:32:03,260
I don't want to be here

1095
01:32:03,260 --> 01:32:05,260
I don't want to be here

1096
01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:07,260
There's gonna be some blood

1097
01:32:17,260 --> 01:32:19,260
They always end up with some stupid thing

1098
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:21,260
Where they fall out of gun

1099
01:32:21,260 --> 01:32:23,260
Anyway, check it out

1100
01:32:23,260 --> 01:32:25,260
If you haven't seen this

1101
01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:27,260
I see it, I don't know of the person

1102
01:32:27,260 --> 01:32:29,260
Yo

1103
01:32:29,260 --> 01:32:31,260
Some are better than others

1104
01:32:31,260 --> 01:32:33,260
You all excited?

1105
01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:35,260
For what?

1106
01:32:35,260 --> 01:32:37,260
For Monday

1107
01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:39,260
Dude, it's the best time of the year

1108
01:32:39,260 --> 01:32:41,260
It's the best time of the year

1109
01:32:41,260 --> 01:32:43,260
Dude, it's the Super Bowl for phones, man

1110
01:32:43,260 --> 01:32:45,260
Oh, are you watching this?

1111
01:32:45,260 --> 01:32:47,260
I used to

1112
01:32:47,260 --> 01:32:49,260
I used to be like

1113
01:32:49,260 --> 01:32:51,260
Put the NFL music

1114
01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:53,260
You mean like watching it live?

1115
01:32:53,260 --> 01:32:55,260
It's not live from years

1116
01:32:55,260 --> 01:32:57,260
That's not the NFL music

1117
01:32:57,260 --> 01:32:59,260
Put it on

1118
01:32:59,260 --> 01:33:01,260
It's not live, it premieres

1119
01:33:01,260 --> 01:33:03,260
It used to be live

1120
01:33:03,260 --> 01:33:05,260
Before they started doing their whole

1121
01:33:05,260 --> 01:33:07,260
Yeah, good point

1122
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:09,260
Can you pull up a

1123
01:33:09,260 --> 01:33:11,260
Can you pull up a video saying every iPhone

1124
01:33:11,260 --> 01:33:13,260
is ten times better than the previous one?

1125
01:33:13,260 --> 01:33:15,260
Do they have clips of that?

1126
01:33:15,260 --> 01:33:17,260
Where it's just like

1127
01:33:17,260 --> 01:33:19,260
This iPhone is ten times better than this

1128
01:33:19,260 --> 01:33:21,260
Or more powerful than this one from last year

1129
01:33:21,260 --> 01:33:23,260
or some shit like that

1130
01:33:23,260 --> 01:33:25,260
You've been passed again?

1131
01:33:25,260 --> 01:33:27,260
It is so rank

1132
01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:29,260
Oh my god

1133
01:33:29,260 --> 01:33:31,260
That is so bad

1134
01:33:31,260 --> 01:33:33,260
I just want to let you know that every time you fart

1135
01:33:33,260 --> 01:33:35,260
it goes towards him and I can't smell it

1136
01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:37,260
It's like going out to the window

1137
01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:39,260
That was like a five second reaction

1138
01:33:39,260 --> 01:33:41,260
That's good reaction time

1139
01:33:41,260 --> 01:33:43,260
It is so bad

1140
01:33:43,260 --> 01:33:45,260
Oh my god, it's like rotten eggs

1141
01:33:45,260 --> 01:33:47,260
What am I playing, Terry?

1142
01:33:47,260 --> 01:33:49,260
I just want a compilation of them saying

1143
01:33:49,260 --> 01:33:51,260
everything's better

1144
01:33:51,260 --> 01:33:53,260
If you write X, it's going to give you iPhone X

1145
01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:55,260
I didn't write X

1146
01:33:55,260 --> 01:33:57,260
I know where you wrote X, iPhone X

1147
01:33:57,260 --> 01:33:59,260
iPhone X was X, still mass

1148
01:33:59,260 --> 01:34:01,260
What do you want me to type, Terry?

1149
01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:03,260
Type in like a compilation

1150
01:34:05,260 --> 01:34:07,260
of the keynotes saying

1151
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:09,260
iPhones are ten times better than they

1152
01:34:09,260 --> 01:34:11,260
or like something like that

1153
01:34:11,260 --> 01:34:13,260
along those lines

1154
01:34:13,260 --> 01:34:15,260
Can't think of anything

1155
01:34:15,260 --> 01:34:17,260
Then the last iPhone, there was when you did it

1156
01:34:17,260 --> 01:34:19,260
Then the last iPhone or some shit

1157
01:34:19,260 --> 01:34:21,260
You better like make sure

1158
01:34:21,260 --> 01:34:23,260
you get it right before you leave

1159
01:34:23,260 --> 01:34:25,260
There we go, there we go

1160
01:34:25,260 --> 01:34:27,260
That one, the top one

1161
01:34:27,260 --> 01:34:29,260
This is what you're going to get on Monday, everybody

1162
01:34:31,260 --> 01:34:33,260
This is good

1163
01:34:33,260 --> 01:34:35,260
That's why I'm really excited to tell you about

1164
01:34:35,260 --> 01:34:37,260
an entirely new version

1165
01:34:37,260 --> 01:34:39,260
the iPhone 3GS

1166
01:34:39,260 --> 01:34:41,260
Because this is the most powerful and fast

1167
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:43,260
I like how they made it really cool

1168
01:34:43,260 --> 01:34:45,260
We made a new phone, boys and girls

1169
01:34:45,260 --> 01:34:47,260
It was a 3

1170
01:34:47,260 --> 01:34:49,260
but now we're adding an NS

1171
01:34:49,260 --> 01:34:51,260
This is the iPhone we've ever made

1172
01:34:51,260 --> 01:34:53,260
We're introducing

1173
01:34:53,260 --> 01:34:55,260
iPhone 4

1174
01:34:55,260 --> 01:34:57,260
This is beyond the doubt

1175
01:34:57,260 --> 01:34:59,260
the most precise thing

1176
01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:01,260
one of the most beautiful things we've ever made

1177
01:35:01,260 --> 01:35:03,260
iPhone 4 team was pretty good

1178
01:35:03,260 --> 01:35:05,260
Today we're going to introduce iPhone 5

1179
01:35:05,260 --> 01:35:07,260
It is the most beautiful product we have

1180
01:35:07,260 --> 01:35:09,260
ever made, bar none

1181
01:35:09,260 --> 01:35:11,260
This is iPhone 5S

1182
01:35:11,260 --> 01:35:13,260
The team has carefully considered

1183
01:35:13,260 --> 01:35:15,260
every detail to make this

1184
01:35:15,260 --> 01:35:17,260
the most beautiful phone ever made

1185
01:35:17,260 --> 01:35:19,260
These are the new iPhones

1186
01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:21,260
The iPhone 6

1187
01:35:21,260 --> 01:35:23,260
and the iPhone 6 Plus

1188
01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:25,260
They are without a doubt

1189
01:35:25,260 --> 01:35:27,260
the best iPhones we've ever done

1190
01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:29,260
This is what you're going to get the entire

1191
01:35:29,260 --> 01:35:31,260
fucking keynote

1192
01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:33,260
iPhone 6S and the iPhone 6S Plus

1193
01:35:33,260 --> 01:35:35,260
the iPhones you are about to see

1194
01:35:35,260 --> 01:35:37,260
are the most advanced

1195
01:35:37,260 --> 01:35:39,260
Remember back when they were doing S models

1196
01:35:39,260 --> 01:35:41,260
How stable was that?

1197
01:35:41,260 --> 01:35:43,260
Because they didn't want to go from 7

1198
01:35:43,260 --> 01:35:45,260
They just were like, eh, we're just going to

1199
01:35:45,260 --> 01:35:47,260
stand for anything

1200
01:35:47,260 --> 01:35:49,260
It was just the intro model between

1201
01:35:49,260 --> 01:35:51,260
5 and 6 and 6 and 6

1202
01:35:51,260 --> 01:35:53,260
It was like, yeah, so it went from 3GS

1203
01:35:53,260 --> 01:35:55,260
It was 3GS, 4

1204
01:35:55,260 --> 01:35:57,260
4S, 5, 5S

1205
01:35:57,260 --> 01:35:59,260
6, 6S, 7, 7S

1206
01:35:59,260 --> 01:36:01,260
and then 8

1207
01:36:01,260 --> 01:36:03,260
It wasn't a 7S

1208
01:36:03,260 --> 01:36:05,260
It went from 7, 8, 9, 10

1209
01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:07,260
It was like a 7 Plus or something

1210
01:36:07,260 --> 01:36:09,260
Well the Plus came out in the 6's

1211
01:36:09,260 --> 01:36:11,260
which was the bigger phone

1212
01:36:11,260 --> 01:36:13,260
This is iPhone 7

1213
01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:15,260
But it's the best iPhone

1214
01:36:15,260 --> 01:36:17,260
that we have ever created

1215
01:36:17,260 --> 01:36:19,260
iPhone 8

1216
01:36:19,260 --> 01:36:21,260
You know what? He's not wrong

1217
01:36:21,260 --> 01:36:23,260
Every single new one

1218
01:36:23,260 --> 01:36:25,260
is the best one they've made

1219
01:36:25,260 --> 01:36:27,260
It's like the same concept it was saying

1220
01:36:27,260 --> 01:36:29,260
It's like this concept of saying, oh, freshly

1221
01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:31,260
baked bread

1222
01:36:31,260 --> 01:36:33,260
The new thing is the newest thing

1223
01:36:33,260 --> 01:36:35,260
we have ever made

1224
01:36:35,260 --> 01:36:37,260
You're not going to believe this

1225
01:36:37,260 --> 01:36:39,260
It's the newest thing

1226
01:36:39,260 --> 01:36:41,260
It's good

1227
01:36:41,260 --> 01:36:43,260
It's fucking good

1228
01:36:43,260 --> 01:36:45,260
It's the highest quality video

1229
01:36:45,260 --> 01:36:47,260
capture ever in a smartphone

1230
01:36:47,260 --> 01:36:49,260
This is the most powerful and

1231
01:36:49,260 --> 01:36:51,260
smartest chip ever in a

1232
01:36:51,260 --> 01:36:53,260
smartphone This glass is the most

1233
01:36:53,260 --> 01:36:55,260
durable ever in a smartphone

1234
01:36:55,260 --> 01:36:57,260
This is iPhone 10

1235
01:36:57,260 --> 01:36:59,260
It is the

1236
01:36:59,260 --> 01:37:01,260
biggest leap forward to see the original

1237
01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:03,260
iPhone This is

1238
01:37:03,260 --> 01:37:05,260
iPhone 10

1239
01:37:05,260 --> 01:37:07,260
Pause, pause, pause, pause

1240
01:37:07,260 --> 01:37:09,260
Look up real quick

1241
01:37:09,260 --> 01:37:11,260
Just do it right now. Donald Trump

1242
01:37:11,260 --> 01:37:13,260
biggest best

1243
01:37:15,260 --> 01:37:17,260
It's so bad

1244
01:37:17,260 --> 01:37:19,260
It's just like constantly

1245
01:37:19,260 --> 01:37:21,260
freshly baked

1246
01:37:21,260 --> 01:37:23,260
bread

1247
01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:25,260
Yeah, it's frozen but I

1248
01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:27,260
freshly baked it every day

1249
01:37:27,260 --> 01:37:29,260
for you

1250
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,260
Let's go down

1251
01:37:31,260 --> 01:37:37,260
What?

1252
01:37:39,260 --> 01:37:41,260
How is there not a compilation?

1253
01:37:43,260 --> 01:37:45,260
They get the best beautiful

1254
01:37:53,260 --> 01:37:55,260
Look a big, big, big, big wall

1255
01:37:55,260 --> 01:37:57,260
Best big wall?

1256
01:37:57,260 --> 01:37:59,260
Yeah, Donald Trump

1257
01:37:59,260 --> 01:38:01,260
Best big wall

1258
01:38:01,260 --> 01:38:03,260
Or just do the best big wall

1259
01:38:03,260 --> 01:38:05,260
Donald Trump

1260
01:38:07,260 --> 01:38:09,260
Pleads to build the wall

1261
01:38:09,260 --> 01:38:11,260
Sure

1262
01:38:11,260 --> 01:38:13,260
We're going to build the wall

1263
01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:15,260
We have no choice

1264
01:38:15,260 --> 01:38:17,260
We have no choice

1265
01:38:27,260 --> 01:38:29,260
Imagine how this dude got there

1266
01:38:29,260 --> 01:38:31,260
Build that wall

1267
01:38:31,260 --> 01:38:33,260
Build that wall

1268
01:38:33,260 --> 01:38:35,260
Build that wall

1269
01:38:35,260 --> 01:38:37,260
Build that wall

1270
01:38:37,260 --> 01:38:39,260
Build that wall

1271
01:38:39,260 --> 01:38:41,260
Build that wall

1272
01:38:41,260 --> 01:38:43,260
I was a bad call

1273
01:38:43,260 --> 01:38:45,260
I was sure that you would come up with

1274
01:38:45,260 --> 01:38:47,260
That's the iPhone we've ever created

1275
01:38:47,260 --> 01:38:49,260
The iPhone 11 Pro

1276
01:38:49,260 --> 01:38:51,260
And these are the most powerful

1277
01:38:51,260 --> 01:38:53,260
and most advanced iPhones that we

1278
01:38:53,260 --> 01:38:55,260
have ever built in a stunning

1279
01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:57,260
new design

1280
01:38:57,260 --> 01:38:59,260
This is iPhone 12 Pro

1281
01:38:59,260 --> 01:39:01,260
The largest display we've ever shipped

1282
01:39:01,260 --> 01:39:03,260
in an iPhone

1283
01:39:03,260 --> 01:39:05,260
iPhone 13 Pro

1284
01:39:05,260 --> 01:39:07,260
These are the best iPhones we've ever created

1285
01:39:07,260 --> 01:39:09,260
iPhone 14 Pro

1286
01:39:09,260 --> 01:39:11,260
and iPhone 14 Pro Max

1287
01:39:11,260 --> 01:39:13,260
The best iPhones we've ever created

1288
01:39:13,260 --> 01:39:15,260
and iPhone 15 Pro

1289
01:39:15,260 --> 01:39:17,260
These are the best

1290
01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:19,260
and most capable iPhones

1291
01:39:19,260 --> 01:39:21,260
we've ever made

1292
01:39:21,260 --> 01:39:23,260
Yeah

1293
01:39:23,260 --> 01:39:25,260
They slightly changed it

1294
01:39:25,260 --> 01:39:27,260
It's not ideal

1295
01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:29,260
You'd think a company that's like the richest company

1296
01:39:29,260 --> 01:39:31,260
ever in the history of the world would be able to come up

1297
01:39:31,260 --> 01:39:33,260
with something more original

1298
01:39:33,260 --> 01:39:35,260
They're spending billions of dollars on marketing

1299
01:39:35,260 --> 01:39:37,260
The ad campaign for these things

1300
01:39:37,260 --> 01:39:39,260
You'd think they'd have someone who's intelligent

1301
01:39:39,260 --> 01:39:41,260
and they'd be able to do something

1302
01:39:41,260 --> 01:39:43,260
Meet Eye Bottle

1303
01:39:43,260 --> 01:39:45,260
Let's meet Eye Bottle

1304
01:39:45,260 --> 01:39:47,260
It's 52 seconds

1305
01:39:47,260 --> 01:39:49,260
It's probably going to say Polycarbonate

1306
01:39:49,260 --> 01:39:51,260
Oh, turn it down

1307
01:39:51,260 --> 01:39:53,260
Drink, water

1308
01:39:53,260 --> 01:39:55,260
Piss

1309
01:39:55,260 --> 01:39:57,260
Prime

1310
01:39:57,260 --> 01:39:59,260
Sigma Design

1311
01:39:59,260 --> 01:40:01,260
It's 0.69 liters

1312
01:40:03,260 --> 01:40:05,260
Sun Design

1313
01:40:05,260 --> 01:40:07,260
Anti-Spill

1314
01:40:07,260 --> 01:40:09,260
100% required

1315
01:40:09,260 --> 01:40:11,260
100% lead

1316
01:40:11,260 --> 01:40:13,260
Made from 100% lead

1317
01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:17,260
100% safe

1318
01:40:17,260 --> 01:40:19,260
The most revolutionary water bottle

1319
01:40:19,260 --> 01:40:21,260
Well, one more thing

1320
01:40:21,260 --> 01:40:23,260
Introducing

1321
01:40:23,260 --> 01:40:25,260
A drop

1322
01:40:25,260 --> 01:40:27,260
I knew it would show your drinks

1323
01:40:27,260 --> 01:40:29,260
Shared 69,420 plus different drinks

1324
01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:33,260
Wait, what was the... Oh, go back

1325
01:40:33,260 --> 01:40:35,260
There was an asterisk

1326
01:40:35,260 --> 01:40:37,260
There's a footnote

1327
01:40:37,260 --> 01:40:39,260
There's a cliff note

1328
01:40:39,260 --> 01:40:41,260
Certain drinks are not available in some regions

1329
01:40:43,260 --> 01:40:45,260
Not available in North Korea

1330
01:40:45,260 --> 01:40:47,260
or Ohio due to sanctions

1331
01:40:49,260 --> 01:40:51,260
Wait, wait, go back

1332
01:40:51,260 --> 01:40:53,260
Go back

1333
01:40:53,260 --> 01:40:55,260
Posit

1334
01:40:55,260 --> 01:40:57,260
No more

1335
01:40:57,260 --> 01:40:59,260
Posit

1336
01:40:59,260 --> 01:41:01,260
69G selling a shake

1337
01:41:01,260 --> 01:41:03,260
Available in Ohio

1338
01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:05,260
Starting at 69,000

1339
01:41:05,260 --> 01:41:07,260
I thought it was just...

1340
01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:09,260
Price in Canadian dollars

1341
01:41:09,260 --> 01:41:11,260
Meet your new best friend

1342
01:41:13,260 --> 01:41:15,260
That's pretty good

1343
01:41:23,260 --> 01:41:25,260
I just like the part where...

1344
01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:27,260
My favorite thing was

1345
01:41:27,260 --> 01:41:29,260
My favorite thing is when it was just that guy

1346
01:41:29,260 --> 01:41:31,260
What was the guy that just said

1347
01:41:31,260 --> 01:41:33,260
Polycarbonate

1348
01:41:33,260 --> 01:41:35,260
Do the history of Apple

1349
01:41:35,260 --> 01:41:37,260
Johnny Ives

1350
01:41:37,260 --> 01:41:39,260
The funniest person ever

1351
01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:41,260
I'm not watching 16 minutes of

1352
01:41:41,260 --> 01:41:43,260
The history of Apple

1353
01:41:43,260 --> 01:41:45,260
This company is pretty much

1354
01:41:45,260 --> 01:41:47,260
The most valuable company on earth

1355
01:41:47,260 --> 01:41:49,260
But it was never supposed to be like this

1356
01:41:49,260 --> 01:41:51,260
This almost didn't exist

1357
01:41:51,260 --> 01:41:53,260
But why?

1358
01:41:53,260 --> 01:41:55,260
Let me just take you back to...

1359
01:41:55,260 --> 01:41:57,260
It's 1969

1360
01:41:57,260 --> 01:41:59,260
The baby boomers were all grown up and they hated their country

1361
01:41:59,260 --> 01:42:01,260
They didn't want to fight in the war that was happening

1362
01:42:01,260 --> 01:42:03,260
They had new ideas about what the world was

1363
01:42:03,260 --> 01:42:05,260
They loved their country

1364
01:42:05,260 --> 01:42:07,260
Which is why they didn't want to fight the war

1365
01:42:07,260 --> 01:42:13,260
They just wanted to change and burn their draft cards

1366
01:42:19,260 --> 01:42:21,260
Steve Wozniak

1367
01:42:21,260 --> 01:42:23,260
We're gonna watch this Tyler?

1368
01:42:23,260 --> 01:42:25,260
It's not what I thought it was gonna be

1369
01:42:25,260 --> 01:42:27,260
Steve Wozniak

1370
01:42:29,260 --> 01:42:31,260
Pretty much the creator

1371
01:42:31,260 --> 01:42:35,260
It's like the same thing I think Wozniak was the creator of the

1372
01:42:35,260 --> 01:42:37,260
The software

1373
01:42:37,260 --> 01:42:41,260
And then Steve's jobs took it from him

1374
01:42:41,260 --> 01:42:43,260
Steve's jobs

1375
01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:47,260
Is this Craig?

1376
01:42:47,260 --> 01:42:49,260
I love Craig

1377
01:42:49,260 --> 01:42:51,260
We're gonna watch you know what Craig is

1378
01:42:51,260 --> 01:42:53,260
Craig's funny so man

1379
01:42:53,260 --> 01:42:55,260
It's only the same thing over and over again but he's funny dude

1380
01:42:55,260 --> 01:42:59,260
There's always a shirt that has an extra button undone

1381
01:42:59,260 --> 01:43:01,260
It's like I'm great

1382
01:43:01,260 --> 01:43:03,260
And then sometimes he sweats

1383
01:43:07,260 --> 01:43:09,260
He needs to undo a button one more button

1384
01:43:09,260 --> 01:43:13,260
Of course I can do anything I would normally do on my Mac when I'm on AirPlay

1385
01:43:13,260 --> 01:43:15,260
For instance launch GameCenter

1386
01:43:15,260 --> 01:43:19,260
And here I see my GameCenter account

1387
01:43:19,260 --> 01:43:21,260
I like how this is a clap

1388
01:43:21,260 --> 01:43:23,260
Like you can play poker

1389
01:43:23,260 --> 01:43:25,260
Yeah

1390
01:43:25,260 --> 01:43:27,260
As well as all my

1391
01:43:27,260 --> 01:43:29,260
Like I chose that right

1392
01:43:31,260 --> 01:43:33,260
He's got a good sense of humor

1393
01:43:33,260 --> 01:43:35,260
I can also see all of my GameCenter friends

1394
01:43:35,260 --> 01:43:37,260
I've got one here

1395
01:43:37,260 --> 01:43:39,260
Mr. X who's been meaning to play me

1396
01:43:39,260 --> 01:43:41,260
In this new game that's coming out

1397
01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:43,260
Called CSR Racing

1398
01:43:43,260 --> 01:43:47,260
So I think we can summon him to the stage for a little competition

1399
01:43:47,260 --> 01:43:49,260
It's a stick

1400
01:43:49,260 --> 01:43:51,260
It's an astronaut

1401
01:44:03,260 --> 01:44:05,260
Where's the clap

1402
01:44:05,260 --> 01:44:07,260
Damn

1403
01:44:07,260 --> 01:44:17,260
We've hit a real issue

1404
01:44:17,260 --> 01:44:33,260
Due to a dwindling supply of cats

1405
01:44:33,260 --> 01:44:35,260
So I'm proud to present to you today

1406
01:44:35,260 --> 01:44:37,260
OS X

1407
01:44:37,260 --> 01:44:39,260
Sea Lion

1408
01:44:39,260 --> 01:44:49,260
That's not even that funny

1409
01:44:57,260 --> 01:44:59,260
That's actually really good

1410
01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:01,260
That's when they changed to like National Parks and shit

1411
01:45:01,260 --> 01:45:03,260
What did you want?

1412
01:45:03,260 --> 01:45:05,260
Tyler? That other one?

1413
01:45:05,260 --> 01:45:07,260
No there's the one

1414
01:45:07,260 --> 01:45:09,260
Crush

1415
01:45:09,260 --> 01:45:11,260
That might be funny

1416
01:45:15,260 --> 01:45:17,260
This is just the commercial that they pulled

1417
01:45:17,260 --> 01:45:19,260
Is that commercial?

1418
01:45:19,260 --> 01:45:21,260
This is a commercial that

1419
01:45:21,260 --> 01:45:23,260
They pulled

1420
01:45:23,260 --> 01:45:25,260
Because it had so much

1421
01:45:25,260 --> 01:45:27,260
This is the actual commercial

1422
01:45:29,260 --> 01:45:31,260
There was something about the commercial that

1423
01:45:33,260 --> 01:45:35,260
This was an Apple commercial?

1424
01:45:35,260 --> 01:45:37,260
For the new iPad

1425
01:45:37,260 --> 01:45:39,260
Because it's so thin it can't be crushed

1426
01:45:39,260 --> 01:45:41,260
And it has all these activities in it?

1427
01:45:41,260 --> 01:45:43,260
It has all these like

1428
01:45:43,260 --> 01:45:45,260
Books, guitars, everything

1429
01:45:45,260 --> 01:45:47,260
There was something about this

1430
01:45:47,260 --> 01:45:49,260
There's only some item in there that they weren't allowed to have

1431
01:45:49,260 --> 01:45:51,260
No, it was like

1432
01:45:51,260 --> 01:45:53,260
It was Uncrushed

1433
01:45:53,260 --> 01:45:55,260
It was Uncrushed Apple commercial

1434
01:45:57,260 --> 01:45:59,260
Wait, wait, wait

1435
01:45:59,260 --> 01:46:01,260
EyeBottle Max Pro

1436
01:46:01,260 --> 01:46:03,260
Hold on

1437
01:46:03,260 --> 01:46:05,260
It's the same bottle

1438
01:46:05,260 --> 01:46:07,260
This is the pro version

1439
01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:11,260
But

1440
01:46:11,260 --> 01:46:13,260
It's pro

1441
01:46:13,260 --> 01:46:15,260
Bigger

1442
01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:17,260
And better

1443
01:46:17,260 --> 01:46:19,260
Hold on

1444
01:46:19,260 --> 01:46:21,260
Hold on

1445
01:46:21,260 --> 01:46:23,260
Even better

1446
01:46:23,260 --> 01:46:25,260
Anti-skill lid

1447
01:46:25,260 --> 01:46:27,260
Works in all conditions

1448
01:46:29,260 --> 01:46:31,260
All of this plus

1449
01:46:31,260 --> 01:46:33,260
All of the features on the base model

1450
01:46:33,260 --> 01:46:35,260
For only

1451
01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:37,260
$400

1452
01:46:37,260 --> 01:46:39,260
That was cheaper than the last one

1453
01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:41,260
That was way cheaper than the last one

1454
01:46:41,260 --> 01:46:43,260
No, so that

1455
01:46:43,260 --> 01:46:45,260
Eyeballs

1456
01:46:45,260 --> 01:46:47,260
So stupid

1457
01:46:47,260 --> 01:46:49,260
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

1458
01:46:49,260 --> 01:46:51,260
That's a good title

1459
01:46:51,260 --> 01:46:53,260
Eyeballs

1460
01:46:53,260 --> 01:46:55,260
The Crush commercial was showcasing the iPad's

1461
01:46:55,260 --> 01:46:57,260
Pro's capability of

1462
01:46:57,260 --> 01:46:59,260
Not getting destroyed

1463
01:46:59,260 --> 01:47:01,260
By a hydraulic press

1464
01:47:01,260 --> 01:47:03,260
But the concerns was

1465
01:47:05,260 --> 01:47:07,260
That's not true though

1466
01:47:07,260 --> 01:47:09,260
It can get destroyed by a press

1467
01:47:09,260 --> 01:47:11,260
Correct, but it's destruction

1468
01:47:11,260 --> 01:47:13,260
Of traditional creative tools

1469
01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:15,260
Such as cameras, guitars, typewriters

1470
01:47:15,260 --> 01:47:17,260
In favor of Apple's technology

1471
01:47:17,260 --> 01:47:19,260
So people were getting mad

1472
01:47:19,260 --> 01:47:21,260
Because they were destroying

1473
01:47:21,260 --> 01:47:23,260
Like a piano, a guitar

1474
01:47:23,260 --> 01:47:25,260
Shut the fuck up, it's a commercial

1475
01:47:25,260 --> 01:47:27,260
Like all of that, that's what it was

1476
01:47:27,260 --> 01:47:29,260
Some people don't have anything

1477
01:47:29,260 --> 01:47:31,260
To anchor their lives, like to tether their lives

1478
01:47:31,260 --> 01:47:33,260
Because the creative

1479
01:47:33,260 --> 01:47:35,260
The dumbest shit

1480
01:47:35,260 --> 01:47:37,260
They have no home base

1481
01:47:37,260 --> 01:47:39,260
Point of reference for how dumb that is

1482
01:47:39,260 --> 01:47:41,260
So it was just like destroying creative

1483
01:47:41,260 --> 01:47:43,260
Um

1484
01:47:43,260 --> 01:47:45,260
Alright, this is when you can't afford

1485
01:47:45,260 --> 01:47:47,260
Apple Vision Pro

1486
01:47:47,260 --> 01:47:49,260
So you get eyeballs

1487
01:47:49,260 --> 01:47:51,260
Interesting, Apple Vision Pro

1488
01:47:51,260 --> 01:47:55,260
Wow, can't wait

1489
01:47:55,260 --> 01:47:57,260
Just can't wait

1490
01:47:57,260 --> 01:47:59,260
To strap a computer to my face

1491
01:47:59,260 --> 01:48:01,260
Exactly, how much

1492
01:48:01,260 --> 01:48:03,260
What?

1493
01:48:03,260 --> 01:48:05,260
How much? Money

1494
01:48:05,260 --> 01:48:07,260
Is it? Question mark

1495
01:48:07,260 --> 01:48:09,260
Money, yeah

1496
01:48:09,260 --> 01:48:11,260
Here at Apple, you don't believe in money

1497
01:48:11,260 --> 01:48:13,260
We believe in great products

1498
01:48:13,260 --> 01:48:15,260
Apple Vision is the result of

1499
01:48:15,260 --> 01:48:17,260
Jackets that's worth

1500
01:48:17,260 --> 01:48:19,260
$3,500

1501
01:48:19,260 --> 01:48:21,260
Is that the real price tag?

1502
01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:23,260
$3,500

1503
01:48:23,260 --> 01:48:25,260
I work at McDonald's

1504
01:48:25,260 --> 01:48:27,260
FYI

1505
01:48:27,260 --> 01:48:29,260
Average Kidney

1506
01:48:29,260 --> 01:48:31,260
$4,000

1507
01:48:31,260 --> 01:48:33,260
It's okay

1508
01:48:33,260 --> 01:48:35,260
I will just make my own

1509
01:48:35,260 --> 01:48:37,260
Your own, that's impossible

1510
01:48:37,260 --> 01:48:39,260
Vision Pro took 20 decades of reshirts

1511
01:48:39,260 --> 01:48:41,260
50,000 engineers

1512
01:48:41,260 --> 01:48:43,260
I have a degree in coloring books

1513
01:48:43,260 --> 01:48:45,260
And so below there

1514
01:48:45,260 --> 01:48:47,260
I'm talking about

1515
01:48:47,260 --> 01:48:49,260
That's pretty good

1516
01:48:49,260 --> 01:48:51,260
Eyeballs

1517
01:48:51,260 --> 01:48:53,260
Is that a roll of toilet paper?

1518
01:48:53,260 --> 01:48:55,260
Yeah

1519
01:48:55,260 --> 01:48:57,260
Introducing

1520
01:48:57,260 --> 01:48:59,260
Eyeballs

1521
01:49:03,260 --> 01:49:05,260
Wait, does he have a chord?

1522
01:49:05,260 --> 01:49:07,260
Yeah, yeah

1523
01:49:09,260 --> 01:49:11,260
What a joke

1524
01:49:11,260 --> 01:49:13,260
First of all, I love that they call him Tim Apple

1525
01:49:13,260 --> 01:49:15,260
Because that's his name

1526
01:49:15,260 --> 01:49:17,260
Everybody calls him Tim Apple

1527
01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:19,260
Just wait

1528
01:49:19,260 --> 01:49:21,260
I haven't even turned it on yet

1529
01:49:21,260 --> 01:49:23,260
Or turned it on

1530
01:49:23,260 --> 01:49:25,260
You're funny

1531
01:49:25,260 --> 01:49:27,260
There's no way this thing works

1532
01:49:27,260 --> 01:49:29,260
Prepare to be amazed

1533
01:49:29,260 --> 01:49:31,260
Prepare to be amazed

1534
01:49:33,260 --> 01:49:35,260
The charging button

1535
01:49:35,260 --> 01:49:37,260
The charging sound

1536
01:49:39,260 --> 01:49:41,260
Your Eyeballs Vision Pro Max S Plus Ultra

1537
01:49:41,260 --> 01:49:43,260
is overheating

1538
01:49:43,260 --> 01:49:45,260
I'm going to put it off and unplug the device immediately

1539
01:49:47,260 --> 01:49:49,260
Heat warning

1540
01:49:49,260 --> 01:49:51,260
What? Don't worry

1541
01:49:51,260 --> 01:49:53,260
Small bug

1542
01:49:53,260 --> 01:49:55,260
Don't go away

1543
01:49:55,260 --> 01:49:57,260
Uh-oh

1544
01:49:59,260 --> 01:50:01,260
Your device has reached a temperature of 119,000 degrees

1545
01:50:01,260 --> 01:50:03,260
which is 12 times hotter than the sun

1546
01:50:03,260 --> 01:50:05,260
Run

1547
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:07,260
On that second thought

1548
01:50:07,260 --> 01:50:09,260
I don't think this is normal

1549
01:50:09,260 --> 01:50:11,260
Normal? It's hotter than the sun

1550
01:50:11,260 --> 01:50:13,260
Maybe

1551
01:50:13,260 --> 01:50:15,260
I should

1552
01:50:15,260 --> 01:50:17,260
Yes, please

1553
01:50:17,260 --> 01:50:19,260
Never mind

1554
01:50:19,260 --> 01:50:21,260
Why not?

1555
01:50:21,260 --> 01:50:23,260
I kind of glued the charger to my car battery

1556
01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:25,260
Car battery

1557
01:50:25,260 --> 01:50:27,260
Yep

1558
01:50:27,260 --> 01:50:29,260
What kind of car?

1559
01:50:29,260 --> 01:50:31,260
Andriotta

1560
01:50:31,260 --> 01:50:33,260
Why? Oh no

1561
01:50:33,260 --> 01:50:35,260
Oh no, no, no, no, no, what?

1562
01:50:35,260 --> 01:50:37,260
This is bad. Andriotta

1563
01:50:37,260 --> 01:50:39,260
Plus Apple product equals

1564
01:50:39,260 --> 01:50:41,260
Good thing

1565
01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,260
It's not an Apple product

1566
01:50:43,260 --> 01:50:45,260
It's a Samsung

1567
01:50:45,260 --> 01:50:47,260
And it blows up

1568
01:50:47,260 --> 01:50:49,260
My favorite thing in life don't cost any money

1569
01:50:49,260 --> 01:50:51,260
It's really clear

1570
01:50:51,260 --> 01:50:53,260
that most precious resources

1571
01:50:53,260 --> 01:50:55,260
we all have is time

1572
01:50:55,260 --> 01:50:57,260
Why did you leave out the

1573
01:50:57,260 --> 01:50:59,260
Because he can't read very well?

1574
01:50:59,260 --> 01:51:01,260
Because he can't read very well

1575
01:51:01,260 --> 01:51:03,260
Oh really? I'm dyslexic

1576
01:51:03,260 --> 01:51:05,260
Dang, I'm a jerk

1577
01:51:05,260 --> 01:51:07,260
I'm really dyslexic

1578
01:51:07,260 --> 01:51:09,260
It's a problem

1579
01:51:09,260 --> 01:51:11,260
If there's complicated words

1580
01:51:11,260 --> 01:51:13,260
I read the screen

1581
01:51:13,260 --> 01:51:15,260
Like things

1582
01:51:17,260 --> 01:51:19,260
Wait, wait, wait, wait

1583
01:51:19,260 --> 01:51:21,260
What was that video?

1584
01:51:21,260 --> 01:51:23,260
What was that video that you sent?

1585
01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:25,260
My son has autism

1586
01:51:25,260 --> 01:51:27,260
And then he starts laughing

1587
01:51:27,260 --> 01:51:29,260
My son suffers from autism

1588
01:51:29,260 --> 01:51:31,260
I don't suffer from it

1589
01:51:31,260 --> 01:51:33,260
I just have it

1590
01:51:33,260 --> 01:51:35,260
You don't suffer from it?

1591
01:51:35,260 --> 01:51:37,260
I'm suffering from it

1592
01:51:37,260 --> 01:51:39,260
Is this song available in your streaming service?

1593
01:51:39,260 --> 01:51:41,260
No

1594
01:51:41,260 --> 01:51:43,260
It's a YouTube thing

1595
01:51:43,260 --> 01:51:45,260
Does that piss you off?

1596
01:51:45,260 --> 01:51:47,260
A little bit

1597
01:51:47,260 --> 01:51:49,260
I saved it, don't worry

1598
01:51:49,260 --> 01:51:51,260
Is this the guy from value-tainment?

1599
01:51:51,260 --> 01:51:53,260
Mm-hmm

1600
01:51:53,260 --> 01:51:55,260
Just loose, loose

1601
01:51:55,260 --> 01:51:57,260
Wait, what?

1602
01:51:57,260 --> 01:51:59,260
Dude, I love this

1603
01:51:59,260 --> 01:52:01,260
I got some retire practice

1604
01:52:01,260 --> 01:52:03,260
I went through a piece where I watched

1605
01:52:03,260 --> 01:52:05,260
cracking videos

1606
01:52:05,260 --> 01:52:07,260
where they would do the necks

1607
01:52:07,260 --> 01:52:09,260
and they would pull the legs

1608
01:52:09,260 --> 01:52:11,260
It's just great

1609
01:52:11,260 --> 01:52:13,260
Have you seen those?

1610
01:52:13,260 --> 01:52:15,260
I've seen a couple of them

1611
01:52:15,260 --> 01:52:17,260
Just loose, loose

1612
01:52:17,260 --> 01:52:19,260
Loose, loose

1613
01:52:19,260 --> 01:52:21,260
Okay, good

1614
01:52:21,260 --> 01:52:23,260
And breathe

1615
01:52:23,260 --> 01:52:25,260
Good

1616
01:52:25,260 --> 01:52:27,260
Okay, just be loose

1617
01:52:27,260 --> 01:52:29,260
Good

1618
01:52:29,260 --> 01:52:31,260
My life is so hard

1619
01:52:31,260 --> 01:52:33,260
Jesus Christ

1620
01:52:33,260 --> 01:52:35,260
Nice

1621
01:52:35,260 --> 01:52:37,260
Loose, loose

1622
01:52:37,260 --> 01:52:39,260
Because I love

1623
01:52:39,260 --> 01:52:41,260
I used to watch these videos all the time

1624
01:52:41,260 --> 01:52:43,260
and every move he's doing

1625
01:52:43,260 --> 01:52:45,260
is just so perfect for what they do

1626
01:52:45,260 --> 01:52:47,260
It's how they, you hear the noise

1627
01:52:47,260 --> 01:52:49,260
and they delay the video by a second

1628
01:52:49,260 --> 01:52:51,260
so it's cracking and then you put it

1629
01:52:51,260 --> 01:52:53,260
Oh no

1630
01:52:53,260 --> 01:52:55,260
What did you do?

1631
01:52:55,260 --> 01:52:57,260
Loose, loose, loose

1632
01:52:57,260 --> 01:52:59,260
Good, good

1633
01:52:59,260 --> 01:53:01,260
Make it loose, make it loose

1634
01:53:01,260 --> 01:53:03,260
No, because

1635
01:53:03,260 --> 01:53:05,260
Are you loose, loose?

1636
01:53:05,260 --> 01:53:07,260
Every time in the videos

1637
01:53:07,260 --> 01:53:09,260
Every time in the videos, that's what they say

1638
01:53:09,260 --> 01:53:11,260
they say good, I feel like it's all great

1639
01:53:11,260 --> 01:53:13,260
they say good, good

1640
01:53:13,260 --> 01:53:15,260
He literally is nailing it

1641
01:53:15,260 --> 01:53:17,260
Did you feel the pop? Okay, take a deep breath

1642
01:53:17,260 --> 01:53:19,260
Exhale

1643
01:53:19,260 --> 01:53:21,260
Did you feel the release?

1644
01:53:21,260 --> 01:53:23,260
You're doing great

1645
01:53:23,260 --> 01:53:25,260
You know what I mean?

1646
01:53:25,260 --> 01:53:27,260
Exhale, you're doing fantastic

1647
01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:29,260
You know? Yes, yes

1648
01:53:29,260 --> 01:53:31,260
Yes

1649
01:53:33,260 --> 01:53:35,260
It's really, actually the funny thing

1650
01:53:35,260 --> 01:53:37,260
you bring that up, I was at work

1651
01:53:37,260 --> 01:53:39,260
and one of my co-workers

1652
01:53:39,260 --> 01:53:41,260
is going to the car factory because he has

1653
01:53:41,260 --> 01:53:43,260
a little bit of scoliosis and they're saying

1654
01:53:43,260 --> 01:53:45,260
like if they can adjust him

1655
01:53:45,260 --> 01:53:47,260
back to fix his scoliosis

1656
01:53:47,260 --> 01:53:49,260
he can gain an inch

1657
01:53:49,260 --> 01:53:51,260
Oh wow

1658
01:53:51,260 --> 01:53:53,260
Yeah, he's already 6'4", so if he does

1659
01:53:53,260 --> 01:53:55,260
he'll be 6'5", anyways

1660
01:53:55,260 --> 01:53:57,260
I was like, dude, I can pop you back right now

1661
01:53:57,260 --> 01:53:59,260
and this dude's like

1662
01:53:59,260 --> 01:54:01,260
he's not jacked, but he's a big dude

1663
01:54:01,260 --> 01:54:03,260
Pretty heavy

1664
01:54:03,260 --> 01:54:05,260
I can pop you, I can crack you

1665
01:54:05,260 --> 01:54:07,260
and he's like, try it

1666
01:54:07,260 --> 01:54:09,260
I was like, did you do it?

1667
01:54:09,260 --> 01:54:11,260
I can't pop him, I can barely get my arms around him

1668
01:54:11,260 --> 01:54:13,260
Dude's thick

1669
01:54:13,260 --> 01:54:15,260
He's not heavy, he's not like

1670
01:54:15,260 --> 01:54:17,260
a big 6'4", guy

1671
01:54:17,260 --> 01:54:19,260
But he's thick

1672
01:54:19,260 --> 01:54:21,260
When I mean by big

1673
01:54:21,260 --> 01:54:23,260
6'4", guy, I mean

1674
01:54:23,260 --> 01:54:25,260
he's probably like

1675
01:54:25,260 --> 01:54:27,260
2.75", not like

1676
01:54:27,260 --> 01:54:29,260
300 pounds

1677
01:54:29,260 --> 01:54:31,260
But that's not someone you can pop their back

1678
01:54:31,260 --> 01:54:33,260
Exactly my point

1679
01:54:33,260 --> 01:54:35,260
But it's not muscle, is it fat?

1680
01:54:35,260 --> 01:54:37,260
It's not muscle, he's not like jacked

1681
01:54:37,260 --> 01:54:39,260
He's lean

1682
01:54:39,260 --> 01:54:41,260
So he's like jacked

1683
01:54:41,260 --> 01:54:43,260
No, I know, but I mean like

1684
01:54:43,260 --> 01:54:45,260
he's not like a muscly 2.70, he's muscly

1685
01:54:45,260 --> 01:54:47,260
It's not like a much fat fat boy

1686
01:54:47,260 --> 01:54:49,260
He's like a decent weight through in your 6'4'

1687
01:54:49,260 --> 01:54:51,260
Yeah

1688
01:54:51,260 --> 01:54:53,260
He's a big dude

1689
01:54:53,260 --> 01:54:55,260
He's a little heavy

1690
01:54:55,260 --> 01:54:57,260
But yeah, so I try to pop him

1691
01:54:57,260 --> 01:54:59,260
and it didn't work

1692
01:54:59,260 --> 01:55:01,260
Just relax, you're gonna feel a little pop

1693
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:03,260
That's what I'm saying

1694
01:55:03,260 --> 01:55:05,260
It's like always like

1695
01:55:05,260 --> 01:55:07,260
You're gonna feel a little pop

1696
01:55:07,260 --> 01:55:09,260
You're gonna go, yeah

1697
01:55:09,260 --> 01:55:11,260
Yeah, it's good, it's good

1698
01:55:11,260 --> 01:55:13,260
Breathe

1699
01:55:13,260 --> 01:55:15,260
Just relax, take a deep breath

1700
01:55:17,260 --> 01:55:19,260
Dude, I just, it's just so good

1701
01:55:19,260 --> 01:55:21,260
Have you ever been to the chiropractor?

1702
01:55:21,260 --> 01:55:23,260
I've never got adjusted

1703
01:55:23,260 --> 01:55:25,260
I want to say I have

1704
01:55:25,260 --> 01:55:27,260
It was like a monthly thing for me growing up

1705
01:55:27,260 --> 01:55:29,260
I think I have in the past

1706
01:55:29,260 --> 01:55:31,260
No, you just did it

1707
01:55:31,260 --> 01:55:33,260
Not in the last two years though

1708
01:55:33,260 --> 01:55:35,260
I just used to watch a lot of these videos on

1709
01:55:35,260 --> 01:55:37,260
YouTube where they would do the pops

1710
01:55:37,260 --> 01:55:39,260
Just like I like the satisfying sound

1711
01:55:39,260 --> 01:55:41,260
Like that just sounds so good

1712
01:55:41,260 --> 01:55:43,260
And that's why this is amazing

1713
01:55:43,260 --> 01:55:45,260
I've never seen any of his skits

1714
01:55:45,260 --> 01:55:47,260
I've only ever seen

1715
01:55:47,260 --> 01:55:49,260
I've only ever seen him

1716
01:55:49,260 --> 01:55:51,260
on the

1717
01:55:51,260 --> 01:55:53,260
whatever fucking Patrick's show

1718
01:55:53,260 --> 01:55:55,260
or whatever it is

1719
01:55:55,260 --> 01:55:57,260
Watch the one on the bottom first

1720
01:55:57,260 --> 01:55:59,260
This is a series

1721
01:55:59,260 --> 01:56:01,260
Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom

1722
01:56:01,260 --> 01:56:03,260
This is a series of fun

1723
01:56:07,260 --> 01:56:09,260
This is Phoenix?

1724
01:56:09,260 --> 01:56:11,260
This is Dona, Arizona

1725
01:56:11,260 --> 01:56:13,260
Isn't this Star Wars?

1726
01:56:13,260 --> 01:56:17,260
Nice

1727
01:56:17,260 --> 01:56:19,260
Oh, this is Anakin?

1728
01:56:19,260 --> 01:56:21,260
Olivia is Anakin

1729
01:56:21,260 --> 01:56:23,260
Yeah, that makes sense

1730
01:56:31,260 --> 01:56:33,260
That's not actually how it happened

1731
01:56:33,260 --> 01:56:35,260
I don't remember how it happened

1732
01:56:35,260 --> 01:56:37,260
Wait, pause this, hold on

1733
01:56:37,260 --> 01:56:39,260
Anakin jumps off and he not just legs off or something

1734
01:56:39,260 --> 01:56:41,260
I like how you stab her

1735
01:56:41,260 --> 01:56:43,260
That's not how it happened

1736
01:56:43,260 --> 01:56:45,260
Dude, he just chops his legs off

1737
01:56:45,260 --> 01:56:47,260
We just kind of went for it

1738
01:56:47,260 --> 01:56:49,260
Oh, that makes sense

1739
01:56:53,260 --> 01:56:55,260
It doesn't die

1740
01:56:57,260 --> 01:56:59,260
Olivia is like gawking

1741
01:56:59,260 --> 01:57:01,260
Yeah, she did good

1742
01:57:03,260 --> 01:57:05,260
And the Oscar goes to

1743
01:57:07,260 --> 01:57:09,260
Is that Alex at here?

1744
01:57:09,260 --> 01:57:11,260
Yeah

1745
01:57:11,260 --> 01:57:13,260
And the Oscar goes to

1746
01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:15,260
Best Supporting Actress

1747
01:57:23,260 --> 01:57:25,260
Right the magical llama, I will

1748
01:57:25,260 --> 01:57:27,260
That's a good one

1749
01:57:27,260 --> 01:57:29,260
Juju, Juju, Juju

1750
01:57:29,260 --> 01:57:31,260
Juju, Juju, Juju

1751
01:57:31,260 --> 01:57:33,260
Ah, Yoda, oh Juju

1752
01:57:33,260 --> 01:57:35,260
Yoda, oh Juju

1753
01:57:37,260 --> 01:57:39,260
Alright, cut

1754
01:57:39,260 --> 01:57:41,260
Dude, this is like wholesome children's like youth

1755
01:57:41,260 --> 01:57:43,260
I just want you to know

1756
01:57:43,260 --> 01:57:45,260
It's just so much better than doing those dances

1757
01:57:45,260 --> 01:57:47,260
That's a good title for the show

1758
01:57:47,260 --> 01:57:49,260
Ride the magical llama

1759
01:57:49,260 --> 01:57:51,260
Ride the magical llama, I will

1760
01:57:51,260 --> 01:57:53,260
I know, but it's too long for Mike

1761
01:57:53,260 --> 01:57:57,260
Ride the magical llama, Yoda, I am

1762
01:57:57,260 --> 01:57:59,260
Do it or not, there is no trotting

1763
01:57:59,260 --> 01:58:01,260
Ride the magical llama, I will

1764
01:58:01,260 --> 01:58:03,260
That was in the moment

1765
01:58:03,260 --> 01:58:05,260
Ride the magical llama

1766
01:58:05,260 --> 01:58:07,260
That's the good one, I like that

1767
01:58:07,260 --> 01:58:09,260
Ride the magical llama

1768
01:58:09,260 --> 01:58:11,260
It's a lot of weirds going on there

1769
01:58:11,260 --> 01:58:13,260
Ride the magical llama

1770
01:58:13,260 --> 01:58:15,260
Ride the magical llama, I will

1771
01:58:15,260 --> 01:58:17,260
So we got these glow sticks for the pool at night

1772
01:58:17,260 --> 01:58:19,260
Because the pool lights weren't working well

1773
01:58:19,260 --> 01:58:21,260
We were there

1774
01:58:21,260 --> 01:58:23,260
There was dark, it was just dark

1775
01:58:23,260 --> 01:58:25,260
Which is kind of cool the first two nights because you could do stuff in the dark

1776
01:58:25,260 --> 01:58:27,260
But we got the glow sticks

1777
01:58:27,260 --> 01:58:31,260
What kind of mischievous things were you doing in the dark and the pool?

1778
01:58:31,260 --> 01:58:33,260
With my 40 year old aunts and uncles

1779
01:58:33,260 --> 01:58:35,260
I wasn't saying like

1780
01:58:35,260 --> 01:58:37,260
Those are the only people that were there

1781
01:58:37,260 --> 01:58:39,260
The answer is nothing

1782
01:58:39,260 --> 01:58:41,260
There were like no hot girls in Arizona

1783
01:58:41,260 --> 01:58:43,260
No, Sedona

1784
01:58:43,260 --> 01:58:45,260
There's not?

1785
01:58:45,260 --> 01:58:47,260
There were like no teenagers

1786
01:58:47,260 --> 01:58:49,260
Where is Sedona? Is it next to ASU?

1787
01:58:49,260 --> 01:58:51,260
Is up north in Arizona?

1788
01:58:51,260 --> 01:58:53,260
North?

1789
01:58:53,260 --> 01:58:55,260
You should just go to ASU

1790
01:58:55,260 --> 01:58:57,260
You get head on

1791
01:58:59,260 --> 01:59:01,260
Wait, why did you go to Sedona for?

1792
01:59:01,260 --> 01:59:03,260
My grandfather's 80th birthday

1793
01:59:03,260 --> 01:59:05,260
We rented like a super cool house

1794
01:59:05,260 --> 01:59:07,260
Yeah, so it's up through

1795
01:59:07,260 --> 01:59:09,260
Oh yeah, you're not going to find anybody there

1796
01:59:09,260 --> 01:59:11,260
Phoenix

1797
01:59:11,260 --> 01:59:13,260
It was about a two plus mile drive

1798
01:59:13,260 --> 01:59:15,260
Yeah, if you went to Phoenix

1799
01:59:15,260 --> 01:59:17,260
You definitely get head on

1800
01:59:17,260 --> 01:59:19,260
It was right in the middle of basically Arizona

1801
01:59:19,260 --> 01:59:21,260
ASU is in

1802
01:59:21,260 --> 01:59:23,260
No, no, no, you think that the girls would head on to me

1803
01:59:23,260 --> 01:59:25,260
Yeah, wait, in Phoenix?

1804
01:59:25,260 --> 01:59:27,260
What's in Phoenix? I think ASU is in Phoenix

1805
01:59:27,260 --> 01:59:29,260
Is it not? I don't fucking know

1806
01:59:29,260 --> 01:59:31,260
Look at ASU, Arizona State University

1807
01:59:31,260 --> 01:59:33,260
State University

1808
01:59:33,260 --> 01:59:35,260
I am applying to colleges very soon

1809
01:59:35,260 --> 01:59:37,260
If you want to get accepted to a college

1810
01:59:37,260 --> 01:59:39,260
Go to ASU, they'll accept anybody

1811
01:59:41,260 --> 01:59:43,260
Ride the Magical Lama

1812
01:59:43,260 --> 01:59:45,260
Oh, ASU is down there

1813
01:59:45,260 --> 01:59:47,260
There's a bunch of campuses, look

1814
01:59:47,260 --> 01:59:49,260
Well, ASU is all the way down there

1815
01:59:49,260 --> 01:59:51,260
But there's all these campuses

1816
01:59:51,260 --> 01:59:53,260
I get it, I don't know which one ASU

1817
01:59:53,260 --> 01:59:55,260
That's what I mean, they have multiple campuses

1818
01:59:55,260 --> 01:59:57,260
What was the original ASU?

1819
01:59:57,260 --> 01:59:59,260
I don't fucking know, is this Phoenix?

1820
01:59:59,260 --> 02:00:01,260
That's Phoenix, yeah

1821
02:00:01,260 --> 02:00:03,260
Okay, Phoenix

1822
02:00:03,260 --> 02:00:05,260
We're down on the bottom of Phoenix there

1823
02:00:05,260 --> 02:00:07,260
There's that one, the far right one

1824
02:00:09,260 --> 02:00:11,260
Tucson?

1825
02:00:11,260 --> 02:00:13,260
No, it's in Phoenix

1826
02:00:13,260 --> 02:00:15,260
Why does this matter?

1827
02:00:15,260 --> 02:00:17,260
Oh, no, just asking if you want to get it

1828
02:00:17,260 --> 02:00:19,260
Me?

1829
02:00:19,260 --> 02:00:21,260
High school?

1830
02:00:21,260 --> 02:00:23,260
Okay, gotcha

1831
02:00:23,260 --> 02:00:25,260
Wait, did you just ask Gray once at college?

1832
02:00:25,260 --> 02:00:27,260
Hell yeah

1833
02:00:27,260 --> 02:00:29,260
That's a great fucking question, Tyler

1834
02:00:29,260 --> 02:00:31,260
I love that question

1835
02:00:31,260 --> 02:00:33,260
It's in Tempe, Arizona, that's where the headquarters is

1836
02:00:35,260 --> 02:00:37,260
That's the guy who can't read

1837
02:00:37,260 --> 02:00:39,260
Do you know?

1838
02:00:39,260 --> 02:00:41,260
I'm sorry, I'm sorry

1839
02:00:41,260 --> 02:00:43,260
It's a throwback

1840
02:00:43,260 --> 02:00:45,260
Wait, where is it?

1841
02:00:45,260 --> 02:00:47,260
It's in Tempe, the top one

1842
02:00:47,260 --> 02:00:49,260
Tempe?

1843
02:00:49,260 --> 02:00:51,260
No, on the left hand side, top one

1844
02:00:51,260 --> 02:00:53,260
Where does it take you?

1845
02:00:53,260 --> 02:00:55,260
It's in Phoenix

1846
02:00:55,260 --> 02:00:57,260
It's in Tempe, that's where the main site is

1847
02:00:57,260 --> 02:00:59,260
It's in Tempe, Phoenix, Arizona

1848
02:00:59,260 --> 02:01:01,260
Tempe, Phoenix

1849
02:01:01,260 --> 02:01:03,260
Bro, you work at Amazon there, right?

1850
02:01:03,260 --> 02:01:05,260
You're like a manager or something?

1851
02:01:05,260 --> 02:01:07,260
Yeah, me just outed him on the show

1852
02:01:07,260 --> 02:01:09,260
It's okay

1853
02:01:09,260 --> 02:01:11,260
We talk about it all the time

1854
02:01:11,260 --> 02:01:13,260
We talk about it all the time

1855
02:01:13,260 --> 02:01:15,260
And if you really cared

1856
02:01:15,260 --> 02:01:17,260
You could edit it out

1857
02:01:17,260 --> 02:01:19,260
If I really cared

1858
02:01:19,260 --> 02:01:21,260
I only make him edit mine out

1859
02:01:21,260 --> 02:01:23,260
We can edit mine out too

1860
02:01:23,260 --> 02:01:25,260
Yeah, you didn't want me to say the thing

1861
02:01:25,260 --> 02:01:27,260
Bowling?

1862
02:01:27,260 --> 02:01:29,260
I just said don't talk about it

1863
02:01:29,260 --> 02:01:31,260
We can talk about the Bowling Starliner

1864
02:01:31,260 --> 02:01:33,260
That's cool, and I like space

1865
02:01:33,260 --> 02:01:35,260
But not about the Pepe, you're directly responsible

1866
02:01:35,260 --> 02:01:37,260
for the side of that plane coming off

1867
02:01:37,260 --> 02:01:39,260
Oh, great

1868
02:01:39,260 --> 02:01:41,260
I'll start with the assassinations

1869
02:01:41,260 --> 02:01:43,260
Michael, what about the alleged

1870
02:01:43,260 --> 02:01:45,260
Disappearances?

1871
02:01:45,260 --> 02:01:47,260
What do you have to say about that, bro?

1872
02:01:47,260 --> 02:01:49,260
Chill out

1873
02:01:49,260 --> 02:01:51,260
Terry's got to go play for his team

1874
02:01:51,260 --> 02:01:53,260
You represent

1875
02:01:53,260 --> 02:01:55,260
We got a wrap

1876
02:01:55,260 --> 02:01:57,260
It's one o'clock, they'll get in

1877
02:01:57,260 --> 02:01:59,260
How did you enjoy the Grand Damn thing?

1878
02:01:59,260 --> 02:02:01,260
The Grand Damn?

1879
02:02:01,260 --> 02:02:03,260
The Grand Damn?

1880
02:02:03,260 --> 02:02:05,260
I'm hard-worded over here

1881
02:02:05,260 --> 02:02:07,260
The Grand Canyon?

1882
02:02:07,260 --> 02:02:09,260
The Grand Coulee Damn?

1883
02:02:09,260 --> 02:02:11,260
Did you go to the Van Dam

1884
02:02:11,260 --> 02:02:13,260
Clanshod?

1885
02:02:13,260 --> 02:02:15,260
Hold on

1886
02:02:15,260 --> 02:02:17,260
You were in Sonoda?

1887
02:02:17,260 --> 02:02:19,260
Sonoda?

1888
02:02:19,260 --> 02:02:21,260
Sonoma?

1889
02:02:21,260 --> 02:02:23,260
Sedona?

1890
02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:25,260
And you drove all the way there to the Hoover Dam?

1891
02:02:25,260 --> 02:02:27,260
The Grand Canyon?

1892
02:02:27,260 --> 02:02:29,260
I thought you went to the Hoover Dam

1893
02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:31,260
Where's the Grand Canyon?

1894
02:02:31,260 --> 02:02:33,260
The Grand Canyon is up

1895
02:02:33,260 --> 02:02:35,260
Up there

1896
02:02:35,260 --> 02:02:37,260
I like that

1897
02:02:37,260 --> 02:02:39,260
Where is it?

1898
02:02:39,260 --> 02:02:41,260
The Huli Pappy

1899
02:02:41,260 --> 02:02:43,260
The Huli Pappy

1900
02:02:43,260 --> 02:02:45,260
That's all the Grand Canyon

1901
02:02:45,260 --> 02:02:47,260
It's like 277 miles long

1902
02:02:47,260 --> 02:02:49,260
and it goes up to the stakeholder

1903
02:02:49,260 --> 02:02:51,260
This over here?

1904
02:02:51,260 --> 02:02:53,260
This is the Grand Canyon

1905
02:02:53,260 --> 02:02:55,260
It's all of that

1906
02:02:55,260 --> 02:02:57,260
Cool

1907
02:02:57,260 --> 02:02:59,260
Anything that's part of the Colorado River

1908
02:02:59,260 --> 02:03:01,260
is the Grand Canyon

1909
02:03:01,260 --> 02:03:03,260
I got some cool pictures here

1910
02:03:03,260 --> 02:03:05,260
I've been in the Grand Canyon

1911
02:03:07,260 --> 02:03:09,260
It's pretty cool

1912
02:03:09,260 --> 02:03:11,260
Yeah

1913
02:03:11,260 --> 02:03:13,260
Yeah

1914
02:03:13,260 --> 02:03:15,260
I went when I was younger

1915
02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:17,260
I went with my faja

1916
02:03:17,260 --> 02:03:19,260
It was really funny because

1917
02:03:19,260 --> 02:03:21,260
when we went

1918
02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:23,260
they put these ropes saying don't cross this line

1919
02:03:23,260 --> 02:03:25,260
because a bunch of people were doing this stupid

1920
02:03:25,260 --> 02:03:27,260
Dying

1921
02:03:27,260 --> 02:03:29,260
Selfie sticks

1922
02:03:29,260 --> 02:03:31,260
were really popular at the time

1923
02:03:31,260 --> 02:03:33,260
They dropped them

1924
02:03:33,260 --> 02:03:35,260
They wouldn't drop when they would step over that line

1925
02:03:35,260 --> 02:03:37,260
get really close and then they'll fall off

1926
02:03:37,260 --> 02:03:39,260
and then die

1927
02:03:39,260 --> 02:03:41,260
A lot of people died

1928
02:03:41,260 --> 02:03:43,260
A lot of people died at the Grand Canyon

1929
02:03:43,260 --> 02:03:45,260
Yeah, that's once in a while

1930
02:03:45,260 --> 02:03:47,260
They would like film themselves dying?

1931
02:03:47,260 --> 02:03:49,260
No, Mike

1932
02:03:49,260 --> 02:03:51,260
They would go to the edge

1933
02:03:51,260 --> 02:03:53,260
and then the edge would break off

1934
02:03:53,260 --> 02:03:55,260
and then they would die

1935
02:03:55,260 --> 02:03:57,260
They put these lines saying don't cross it

1936
02:03:57,260 --> 02:03:59,260
and then people still cross it

1937
02:03:59,260 --> 02:04:01,260
and then we were talking to someone

1938
02:04:01,260 --> 02:04:03,260
and they're like yeah

1939
02:04:03,260 --> 02:04:05,260
That's a gigantic tarantula

1940
02:04:05,260 --> 02:04:07,260
Holy shit

1941
02:04:07,260 --> 02:04:09,260
That was just in your yard?

1942
02:04:09,260 --> 02:04:11,260
That's on the deck

1943
02:04:11,260 --> 02:04:13,260
What the fuck did you do about it?

1944
02:04:13,260 --> 02:04:15,260
We watched it and my grandpa put his hand

1945
02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:17,260
right next to it too

1946
02:04:17,260 --> 02:04:19,260
To see the size

1947
02:04:19,260 --> 02:04:21,260
Did you kick it off the thing?

1948
02:04:21,260 --> 02:04:23,260
Or just walked away?

1949
02:04:23,260 --> 02:04:25,260
Good thing they're not poisonous

1950
02:04:25,260 --> 02:04:27,260
They're like legs

1951
02:04:27,260 --> 02:04:29,260
But I love it

1952
02:04:29,260 --> 02:04:31,260
It's like sunken cars

1953
02:04:31,260 --> 02:04:33,260
The wheels are really close to the body

1954
02:04:33,260 --> 02:04:35,260
You mean the lowered suspension?

1955
02:04:35,260 --> 02:04:37,260
Yeah, the lowered suspension

1956
02:04:37,260 --> 02:04:39,260
They're probably on airbags

1957
02:04:39,260 --> 02:04:41,260
I just wanted to know

1958
02:04:41,260 --> 02:04:43,260
Wait, so you had no deck lights in the back

1959
02:04:43,260 --> 02:04:45,260
and that's why you're shining light on it?

1960
02:04:45,260 --> 02:04:47,260
We just to see it better

1961
02:04:47,260 --> 02:04:57,260
You can see the hair on his legs

1962
02:04:57,260 --> 02:04:59,260
Does it move?

1963
02:04:59,260 --> 02:05:01,260
It's fine

1964
02:05:01,260 --> 02:05:03,260
We also saw wild pigs

1965
02:05:03,260 --> 02:05:07,260
It's fine that tarantulas aren't poisonous

1966
02:05:07,260 --> 02:05:09,260
but they are freakishly big

1967
02:05:09,260 --> 02:05:11,260
They're insanely big

1968
02:05:11,260 --> 02:05:13,260
But if you want to see something freakishly big

1969
02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:15,260
Oh, I have more videos for you

1970
02:05:15,260 --> 02:05:17,260
I don't want to do this

1971
02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:19,260
I don't like spiders

1972
02:05:19,260 --> 02:05:21,260
Camel spiders?

1973
02:05:21,260 --> 02:05:23,260
That's the Grand Canyon

1974
02:05:23,260 --> 02:05:25,260
It's 10 miles wide and 277 miles long

1975
02:05:25,260 --> 02:05:27,260
So this was just like a lookout tower area?

1976
02:05:27,260 --> 02:05:31,260
Yeah, it's like a few miles deep too

1977
02:05:31,260 --> 02:05:33,260
I think I have mine on my Facebook

1978
02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:35,260
but I don't really go on my Facebook anymore

1979
02:05:35,260 --> 02:05:37,260
Olivia got a lot of really cool pictures

1980
02:05:37,260 --> 02:05:39,260
where she would take videos and stand there for like two minutes

1981
02:05:39,260 --> 02:05:41,260
and then she would get the shot when the lightning hit

1982
02:05:41,260 --> 02:05:43,260
So it's like this

1983
02:05:43,260 --> 02:05:45,260
Just watch it

1984
02:05:45,260 --> 02:05:47,260
Welcome back to another episode of Storm Chases

1985
02:05:47,260 --> 02:05:49,260
We are currently surviving

1986
02:05:49,260 --> 02:05:51,260
Oh, I thought this was another like home video from Arizona

1987
02:05:51,260 --> 02:05:53,260
It is a home video from Arizona

1988
02:05:53,260 --> 02:05:55,260
Yeah, it's Hailing

1989
02:05:55,260 --> 02:05:57,260
We're in a car

1990
02:05:57,260 --> 02:05:59,260
Who the fuck are these people?

1991
02:05:59,260 --> 02:06:01,260
That's my cousin in Olivia

1992
02:06:01,260 --> 02:06:03,260
That's just heavy rain

1993
02:06:03,260 --> 02:06:05,260
Just...

1994
02:06:05,260 --> 02:06:07,260
Welcome back to another episode of Storm Chases

1995
02:06:07,260 --> 02:06:09,260
Are you driving again?

1996
02:06:09,260 --> 02:06:11,260
We are currently surviving town

1997
02:06:11,260 --> 02:06:13,260
What is this?

1998
02:06:13,260 --> 02:06:15,260
Driving down a highway

1999
02:06:15,260 --> 02:06:17,260
in the middle of shit ass nowhere

2000
02:06:17,260 --> 02:06:19,260
We are chasing a tornado

2001
02:06:19,260 --> 02:06:21,260
We are chasing a tornado

2002
02:06:21,260 --> 02:06:23,260
We have a long way

2003
02:06:23,260 --> 02:06:25,260
This is not the last funny one

2004
02:06:25,260 --> 02:06:27,260
We can't see anything

2005
02:06:27,260 --> 02:06:29,260
Pray for us

2006
02:06:29,260 --> 02:06:31,260
Pray for us

2007
02:06:31,260 --> 02:06:33,260
Where was this? In Arizona

2008
02:06:33,260 --> 02:06:35,260
It was there, it was not in Arizona

2009
02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:37,260
Who was driving? Your driving?

2010
02:06:37,260 --> 02:06:39,260
My mother

2011
02:06:39,260 --> 02:06:41,260
Just...

2012
02:06:41,260 --> 02:06:43,260
Mikey

2013
02:06:43,260 --> 02:06:45,260
Welcome back to another episode of Storm Chases

2014
02:06:45,260 --> 02:06:47,260
I've been doing some soul searching

2015
02:06:47,260 --> 02:06:49,260
Consulting the ancient scriptures

2016
02:06:49,260 --> 02:06:51,260
Man, you look uncomfortable in that

2017
02:06:51,260 --> 02:06:53,260
Wondering

2018
02:06:53,260 --> 02:06:55,260
Is there a god?

2019
02:06:55,260 --> 02:06:57,260
And then this guy

2020
02:06:57,260 --> 02:06:59,260
parted

2021
02:06:59,260 --> 02:07:01,260
And I knew

2022
02:07:01,260 --> 02:07:03,260
Oh

2023
02:07:03,260 --> 02:07:05,260
Oh

2024
02:07:05,260 --> 02:07:07,260
Oh

2025
02:07:07,260 --> 02:07:09,260
Oh

2026
02:07:09,260 --> 02:07:11,260
Oh

2027
02:07:11,260 --> 02:07:13,260
Where are you going?

2028
02:07:13,260 --> 02:07:15,260
To the Grand Canyon

2029
02:07:15,260 --> 02:07:17,260
Oh, just you guys went?

2030
02:07:17,260 --> 02:07:19,260
No, we all went

2031
02:07:19,260 --> 02:07:21,260
Yeah, just more cars

2032
02:07:21,260 --> 02:07:23,260
Yeah

2033
02:07:23,260 --> 02:07:25,260
That's Jared in front of us

2034
02:07:25,260 --> 02:07:27,260
in a Bronco

2035
02:07:27,260 --> 02:07:29,260
Oh

2036
02:07:29,260 --> 02:07:31,260
Oh

2037
02:07:33,260 --> 02:07:35,260
Oh my god

2038
02:07:35,260 --> 02:07:37,260
Oh

2039
02:07:37,260 --> 02:07:39,260
That's not a funny video

2040
02:07:39,260 --> 02:07:41,260
I don't know, I send that to you

2041
02:07:41,260 --> 02:07:43,260
Just Jared driving

2042
02:07:43,260 --> 02:07:45,260
Just Jared driving

2043
02:07:45,260 --> 02:07:47,260
Turn it up, turn it up

2044
02:07:47,260 --> 02:07:49,260
Oh

2045
02:07:49,260 --> 02:07:51,260
Oh

2046
02:07:51,260 --> 02:07:53,260
I'm an American

2047
02:07:53,260 --> 02:07:55,260
living on a chevrolet

2048
02:07:55,260 --> 02:07:57,260
From a top

2049
02:07:57,260 --> 02:07:59,260
road from Berlin

2050
02:07:59,260 --> 02:08:01,260
I'm just born in a south

2051
02:08:01,260 --> 02:08:03,260
Sometimes I have a big mouth

2052
02:08:03,260 --> 02:08:07,260
When I see something that I don't like

2053
02:08:07,260 --> 02:08:09,260
I'm gonna say it

2054
02:08:09,260 --> 02:08:11,260
You didn't even like

2055
02:08:11,260 --> 02:08:13,260
You like sung like half the song

2056
02:08:13,260 --> 02:08:15,260
And then you just say

2057
02:08:15,260 --> 02:08:17,260
I'm gonna say it

2058
02:08:17,260 --> 02:08:19,260
Wait, isn't like, what was that one song

2059
02:08:19,260 --> 02:08:21,260
Like from cars?

2060
02:08:21,260 --> 02:08:23,260
Like the highway? Yeah, that's not like your favorite song

2061
02:08:23,260 --> 02:08:25,260
I can't do that

2062
02:08:25,260 --> 02:08:27,260
I can't do the instrumental part

2063
02:08:27,260 --> 02:08:29,260
That's like it's favorite song

2064
02:08:29,260 --> 02:08:31,260
Boo-boo

2065
02:08:31,260 --> 02:08:33,260
Life is a highway

2066
02:08:33,260 --> 02:08:35,260
I'm gonna ride it

2067
02:08:35,260 --> 02:08:37,260
Oh night

2068
02:08:37,260 --> 02:08:39,260
I think the first time we had a song

2069
02:08:39,260 --> 02:08:41,260
We should have this song

2070
02:08:41,260 --> 02:08:43,260
You're going my way

2071
02:08:43,260 --> 02:08:45,260
Yeah

2072
02:08:45,260 --> 02:08:47,260
Highlights that you want to share

2073
02:08:47,260 --> 02:08:49,260
No, it's just a tarantula

2074
02:08:49,260 --> 02:08:51,260
I was trying to find a video one night

2075
02:08:51,260 --> 02:08:53,260
On the deck, so you know those big things of birdseed?

2076
02:08:53,260 --> 02:08:55,260
Yeah, look up Camel Spiders

2077
02:08:55,260 --> 02:08:57,260
Like the walks of birdseed

2078
02:08:57,260 --> 02:08:59,260
That you sit on the ground

2079
02:08:59,260 --> 02:09:01,260
One day, during the day time

2080
02:09:01,260 --> 02:09:03,260
A wild pig called the Havalina came up

2081
02:09:03,260 --> 02:09:05,260
And started eating it

2082
02:09:05,260 --> 02:09:07,260
And we were like, hey, what are the chances

2083
02:09:07,260 --> 02:09:09,260
This guy goes

2084
02:09:09,260 --> 02:09:11,260
And comes back

2085
02:09:11,260 --> 02:09:13,260
And brings his family

2086
02:09:13,260 --> 02:09:15,260
And so the sun sets

2087
02:09:15,260 --> 02:09:17,260
And

2088
02:09:17,260 --> 02:09:19,260
So the way the house is laid out

2089
02:09:19,260 --> 02:09:21,260
There's a porch that wraps around the entire house

2090
02:09:21,260 --> 02:09:23,260
It's a very big house

2091
02:09:23,260 --> 02:09:25,260
And there's about 10

2092
02:09:25,260 --> 02:09:27,260
15 feet of deck space

2093
02:09:27,260 --> 02:09:29,260
And then there's just a drop off

2094
02:09:29,260 --> 02:09:31,260
Like a hill

2095
02:09:31,260 --> 02:09:33,260
So the wild pigs

2096
02:09:33,260 --> 02:09:35,260
About 13 of them

2097
02:09:35,260 --> 02:09:37,260
I can hear myself pretty well

2098
02:09:37,260 --> 02:09:39,260
It's not that you can hear yourself pretty well

2099
02:09:39,260 --> 02:09:41,260
Yeah

2100
02:09:41,260 --> 02:09:43,260
About 13 of them came up the cliff

2101
02:09:43,260 --> 02:09:45,260
And started eating this birdseed

2102
02:09:45,260 --> 02:09:47,260
So we got 13 wild pigs on our deck

2103
02:09:47,260 --> 02:09:49,260
And they were like yelling

2104
02:09:49,260 --> 02:09:51,260
And they were like eating each other too

2105
02:09:51,260 --> 02:09:53,260
They get all your teeth

2106
02:09:53,260 --> 02:09:55,260
And they go, ahhh

2107
02:09:55,260 --> 02:09:57,260
One of them would start eating

2108
02:09:57,260 --> 02:09:59,260
The birdseed in the same spot

2109
02:09:59,260 --> 02:10:01,260
One of them would be eating it

2110
02:10:01,260 --> 02:10:03,260
And the other would try to eat in the same spot

2111
02:10:03,260 --> 02:10:05,260
And then fighting each other

2112
02:10:05,260 --> 02:10:07,260
And then it was like blood

2113
02:10:07,260 --> 02:10:09,260
Anyway, so we wanted to use the pool

2114
02:10:09,260 --> 02:10:11,260
Because we had these glow sticks

2115
02:10:11,260 --> 02:10:13,260
And then blood got in the pool

2116
02:10:13,260 --> 02:10:15,260
But it was on the deck

2117
02:10:15,260 --> 02:10:17,260
And so what we did was

2118
02:10:17,260 --> 02:10:19,260
We were like, how are we gonna do this

2119
02:10:19,260 --> 02:10:21,260
I played Scotland Forever

2120
02:10:21,260 --> 02:10:23,260
Out the window

2121
02:10:23,260 --> 02:10:25,260
And the guy was like, what's that

2122
02:10:25,260 --> 02:10:27,260
Like a broomstick and he was like, hmmm

2123
02:10:27,260 --> 02:10:29,260
And then finally I was like

2124
02:10:29,260 --> 02:10:31,260
Hey, somebody get a hose

2125
02:10:31,260 --> 02:10:33,260
Get some water out there and all the women are going like

2126
02:10:33,260 --> 02:10:35,260
Don't hurt the pigs

2127
02:10:35,260 --> 02:10:37,260
And we were like, fuck them

2128
02:10:37,260 --> 02:10:39,260
My uncle Jared

2129
02:10:39,260 --> 02:10:41,260
My uncle Jared goes around the house

2130
02:10:41,260 --> 02:10:43,260
And comes in the back gate with a hose

2131
02:10:43,260 --> 02:10:45,260
And he sprays them all

2132
02:10:45,260 --> 02:10:47,260
And then they all slowly make their way down the hill

2133
02:10:47,260 --> 02:10:49,260
And so then we're like going

2134
02:10:49,260 --> 02:10:51,260
So the pool is about 10 feet from the house

2135
02:10:51,260 --> 02:10:53,260
And it's protected

2136
02:10:53,260 --> 02:10:55,260
So we like one at a time

2137
02:10:55,260 --> 02:10:57,260
Well Jared is like

2138
02:10:57,260 --> 02:10:59,260
Hosing the pigs to keep them

2139
02:10:59,260 --> 02:11:01,260
Because if he stops hosing they come back up

2140
02:11:01,260 --> 02:11:03,260
To get to the birdseed

2141
02:11:03,260 --> 02:11:05,260
Hold on, I have a question on this

2142
02:11:05,260 --> 02:11:07,260
Had any moment in time

2143
02:11:07,260 --> 02:11:09,260
When you were spraying with the hose

2144
02:11:09,260 --> 02:11:11,260
Did anybody decide

2145
02:11:11,260 --> 02:11:13,260
To just grab the birdseed

2146
02:11:13,260 --> 02:11:15,260
And just throw it over the hill

2147
02:11:15,260 --> 02:11:17,260
We did that

2148
02:11:17,260 --> 02:11:19,260
So after we sprayed the pigs down the hill

2149
02:11:19,260 --> 02:11:21,260
My grandma was going

2150
02:11:21,260 --> 02:11:23,260
Alex, stop it

2151
02:11:23,260 --> 02:11:25,260
He's like

2152
02:11:25,260 --> 02:11:27,260
And then he rolls down the hill

2153
02:11:27,260 --> 02:11:29,260
And it gets caught on a tree

2154
02:11:29,260 --> 02:11:31,260
Wait, wait, wait

2155
02:11:31,260 --> 02:11:33,260
Literally, and it gets caught on a tree

2156
02:11:33,260 --> 02:11:35,260
Halfway down the hill

2157
02:11:35,260 --> 02:11:37,260
So they're like at the birdseed

2158
02:11:37,260 --> 02:11:39,260
Halfway down the hill

2159
02:11:39,260 --> 02:11:41,260
So we may get to the pool deck

2160
02:11:41,260 --> 02:11:43,260
One or two at a time

2161
02:11:43,260 --> 02:11:45,260
This is all to get to the pool

2162
02:11:45,260 --> 02:11:47,260
Now we're on the pool

2163
02:11:47,260 --> 02:11:49,260
So the entire time we're in the pool

2164
02:11:49,260 --> 02:11:51,260
We can hear the pigs growling

2165
02:11:51,260 --> 02:11:53,260
Like outside the fence

2166
02:11:53,260 --> 02:11:55,260
And then

2167
02:11:55,260 --> 02:11:57,260
Anytime anybody had to use the bathroom

2168
02:11:57,260 --> 02:11:59,260
Somebody would have to stand guard with the hose

2169
02:11:59,260 --> 02:12:01,260
And spray them back down the hill

2170
02:12:01,260 --> 02:12:03,260
Were you scared the pigs would attack you if you came out?

2171
02:12:03,260 --> 02:12:05,260
Dude, these things are vicious

2172
02:12:05,260 --> 02:12:07,260
I'll send you a video in a second

2173
02:12:07,260 --> 02:12:09,260
I want to hear the noises

2174
02:12:09,260 --> 02:12:11,260
Oh yeah, it's wild, it's crazy

2175
02:12:11,260 --> 02:12:13,260
Send them, let's go

2176
02:12:13,260 --> 02:12:15,260
And that was the same night that we saw scorpions

2177
02:12:15,260 --> 02:12:17,260
And we also saw the tarantulas

2178
02:12:17,260 --> 02:12:19,260
You know what, fuck Arizona

2179
02:12:19,260 --> 02:12:21,260
I just want you to know there's scorpions

2180
02:12:21,260 --> 02:12:23,260
But the entire time we're swimming

2181
02:12:23,260 --> 02:12:25,260
There's scorpions that live in Arizona

2182
02:12:25,260 --> 02:12:27,260
That you can only find

2183
02:12:27,260 --> 02:12:29,260
With UV lights

2184
02:12:29,260 --> 02:12:31,260
And they're very, very small

2185
02:12:31,260 --> 02:12:33,260
And they're very, very poisonous

2186
02:12:33,260 --> 02:12:35,260
Yep, yep, yep, yep

2187
02:12:35,260 --> 02:12:37,260
And then there's people that go out at night

2188
02:12:37,260 --> 02:12:39,260
To do this job

2189
02:12:39,260 --> 02:12:41,260
To milk them

2190
02:12:41,260 --> 02:12:43,260
They milk them?

2191
02:12:43,260 --> 02:12:45,260
Wait, can you back up

2192
02:12:45,260 --> 02:12:47,260
What animal is poisonous? Like crazy?

2193
02:12:47,260 --> 02:12:49,260
There is a scorpion

2194
02:12:49,260 --> 02:12:51,260
In Arizona

2195
02:12:51,260 --> 02:12:53,260
It's very small

2196
02:12:53,260 --> 02:12:55,260
It's like crazy deadly?

2197
02:12:55,260 --> 02:12:57,260
It's super deadly

2198
02:12:57,260 --> 02:12:59,260
But like, people go

2199
02:12:59,260 --> 02:13:01,260
You can only see them via like a UV light

2200
02:13:01,260 --> 02:13:03,260
Really?

2201
02:13:03,260 --> 02:13:05,260
And what about them?

2202
02:13:05,260 --> 02:13:07,260
They're just very poisonous

2203
02:13:07,260 --> 02:13:09,260
You said people go out and milk them?

2204
02:13:09,260 --> 02:13:11,260
That's what you do, yeah

2205
02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:13,260
For venom? You milk them

2206
02:13:13,260 --> 02:13:15,260
Why do you want the venom?

2207
02:13:15,260 --> 02:13:17,260
Can you tell me what they're called?

2208
02:13:17,260 --> 02:13:19,260
Just look up UV light

2209
02:13:19,260 --> 02:13:21,260
Scorpion deadly shit

2210
02:13:21,260 --> 02:13:23,260
Don't write deadly shit, but

2211
02:13:23,260 --> 02:13:25,260
You could do deadly, that might help

2212
02:13:25,260 --> 02:13:27,260
Keywords

2213
02:13:27,260 --> 02:13:29,260
I don't know what they're called, but I know they're scorpions

2214
02:13:29,260 --> 02:13:31,260
I got some visuals for you here when you're ready

2215
02:13:33,260 --> 02:13:35,260
Ask a biologist

2216
02:13:35,260 --> 02:13:37,260
Yeah, see

2217
02:13:37,260 --> 02:13:39,260
Buy a UV light to look for scorpions

2218
02:13:39,260 --> 02:13:41,260
What?

2219
02:13:41,260 --> 02:13:43,260
These guys? They glow

2220
02:13:43,260 --> 02:13:45,260
So it's not that they're not visible

2221
02:13:45,260 --> 02:13:47,260
But they only come out at night and you need

2222
02:13:47,260 --> 02:13:49,260
You can see them during the day

2223
02:13:49,260 --> 02:13:51,260
But it's easier to see them

2224
02:13:51,260 --> 02:13:53,260
But it's easier to see them at night with a UV light

2225
02:13:53,260 --> 02:13:55,260
Bark scorpion

2226
02:13:55,260 --> 02:13:57,260
There it is

2227
02:13:57,260 --> 02:13:59,260
Okay, go down

2228
02:13:59,260 --> 02:14:01,260
I want to look at that spider

2229
02:14:01,260 --> 02:14:03,260
I don't want to do this

2230
02:14:03,260 --> 02:14:05,260
Look at it, look at it, look at it, purple

2231
02:14:05,260 --> 02:14:07,260
I don't want to

2232
02:14:07,260 --> 02:14:09,260
Yeah

2233
02:14:09,260 --> 02:14:11,260
That's a fake picture

2234
02:14:11,260 --> 02:14:13,260
That's a visual art

2235
02:14:13,260 --> 02:14:15,260
You said visual art

2236
02:14:15,260 --> 02:14:17,260
Yeah, they're

2237
02:14:17,260 --> 02:14:19,260
Look at barks, look at barks

2238
02:14:19,260 --> 02:14:21,260
Scorpion

2239
02:14:21,260 --> 02:14:23,260
And then, like

2240
02:14:23,260 --> 02:14:25,260
Not the image, but like

2241
02:14:25,260 --> 02:14:27,260
How deadly they are

2242
02:14:27,260 --> 02:14:29,260
The only reason why I know this

2243
02:14:29,260 --> 02:14:31,260
Is because I used to watch dirty jobs

2244
02:14:31,260 --> 02:14:33,260
A lot

2245
02:14:33,260 --> 02:14:35,260
Because I thought it was a good show

2246
02:14:35,260 --> 02:14:37,260
But

2247
02:14:37,260 --> 02:14:39,260
Like, he went out and did all this too

2248
02:14:39,260 --> 02:14:41,260
He had to snatch them up by like

2249
02:14:41,260 --> 02:14:43,260
With like little pinchers

2250
02:14:43,260 --> 02:14:45,260
And you got to get them by the pincher

2251
02:14:45,260 --> 02:14:47,260
Because they fucking kill you

2252
02:14:47,260 --> 02:14:49,260
Yeah

2253
02:14:49,260 --> 02:14:51,260
What's that mean?

2254
02:14:51,260 --> 02:14:53,260
Hmm

2255
02:14:53,260 --> 02:14:55,260
Painful

2256
02:14:55,260 --> 02:14:57,260
Potential deadly venom of an Amazon scorpion

2257
02:14:57,260 --> 02:14:59,260
Stick little effect on grasshopper mice

2258
02:14:59,260 --> 02:15:01,260
Scientists have found

2259
02:15:01,260 --> 02:15:03,260
Scorpion tux in the X-Lite can

2260
02:15:03,260 --> 02:15:05,260
Anal

2261
02:15:05,260 --> 02:15:07,260
Sorry, what about the anus?

2262
02:15:07,260 --> 02:15:09,260
Oh, that said that

2263
02:15:09,260 --> 02:15:11,260
What about the anus?

2264
02:15:11,260 --> 02:15:13,260
Jisic? Write that down, what about the anus?

2265
02:15:13,260 --> 02:15:15,260
No, Tyler

2266
02:15:15,260 --> 02:15:17,260
Do we have one that says put it in your your anus?

2267
02:15:17,260 --> 02:15:19,260
Stop

2268
02:15:19,260 --> 02:15:21,260
Anyways, alright continue

2269
02:15:21,260 --> 02:15:23,260
Let's see what these are

2270
02:15:23,260 --> 02:15:25,260
Okay, so start at the bottom one

2271
02:15:25,260 --> 02:15:27,260
This was the pig that came during this

2272
02:15:27,260 --> 02:15:29,260
Holy shit

2273
02:15:29,260 --> 02:15:31,260
They're called hovelinas with a J

2274
02:15:31,260 --> 02:15:33,260
Hovelina

2275
02:15:33,260 --> 02:15:35,260
Hovelina

2276
02:15:35,260 --> 02:15:37,260
Yeah, you pronounce it, it's hovelina

2277
02:15:37,260 --> 02:15:39,260
So, yeah, that's kind of

2278
02:15:39,260 --> 02:15:41,260
Big and kind of creepy, but yeah, if it had tusks

2279
02:15:41,260 --> 02:15:43,260
It would be even more terrifying

2280
02:15:43,260 --> 02:15:45,260
Oh, that's true, we don't have tusks

2281
02:15:45,260 --> 02:15:47,260
Yeah, because the boars have tusks

2282
02:15:47,260 --> 02:15:49,260
There were some baby ones too, so once the entire group came

2283
02:15:49,260 --> 02:15:51,260
There were like pigs

2284
02:15:51,260 --> 02:15:53,260
Baby pigs that could fit under that pig

2285
02:15:53,260 --> 02:15:55,260
That could have been a bark

2286
02:15:55,260 --> 02:15:57,260
That could have been a bark scorpion

2287
02:15:57,260 --> 02:15:59,260
Yeah, so now, yeah

2288
02:15:59,260 --> 02:16:01,260
This is when they all came back later that night

2289
02:16:01,260 --> 02:16:03,260
They look very scared to me

2290
02:16:03,260 --> 02:16:05,260
No, my god, this is gonna try on that shoe

2291
02:16:05,260 --> 02:16:07,260
My shoe, mister

2292
02:16:07,260 --> 02:16:09,260
I like my socks

2293
02:16:09,260 --> 02:16:11,260
It just takes off a bit

2294
02:16:11,260 --> 02:16:13,260
Mm-hmm

2295
02:16:13,260 --> 02:16:15,260
They're fighting

2296
02:16:15,260 --> 02:16:17,260
Everybody from third brush

2297
02:16:17,260 --> 02:16:19,260
Everybody, come on, come on

2298
02:16:19,260 --> 02:16:21,260
This is what I heard when we were living

2299
02:16:21,260 --> 02:16:27,260
Here

2300
02:16:27,260 --> 02:16:29,260
I know, I was like, oh my god

2301
02:16:29,260 --> 02:16:31,260
I'm glad you didn't shove one

2302
02:16:31,260 --> 02:16:33,260
Jesus

2303
02:16:33,260 --> 02:16:35,260
Yeah, when there's Jared with the broom

2304
02:16:35,260 --> 02:16:37,260
That's like a whole pack of people

2305
02:16:37,260 --> 02:16:39,260
Yeah, we counted

2306
02:16:39,260 --> 02:16:41,260
You should have led with this story, Tyler

2307
02:16:41,260 --> 02:16:45,260
You shall not pass

2308
02:16:45,260 --> 02:16:47,260
Yeah, I know that guy

2309
02:16:47,260 --> 02:16:49,260
One of the rings

2310
02:16:49,260 --> 02:16:51,260
This is gonna be like one robe

2311
02:16:51,260 --> 02:16:53,260
You're causing him to fight

2312
02:16:53,260 --> 02:16:55,260
You're causing him to fight

2313
02:16:55,260 --> 02:16:57,260
They're already fighting each other for the food

2314
02:16:57,260 --> 02:16:59,260
I know, but don't make it worse

2315
02:16:59,260 --> 02:17:01,260
I can't control the infighting

2316
02:17:01,260 --> 02:17:03,260
Your grandma's always like

2317
02:17:03,260 --> 02:17:05,260
I told you, I know

2318
02:17:05,260 --> 02:17:07,260
Don't hurt the pigs

2319
02:17:07,260 --> 02:17:09,260
You need a longer stick

2320
02:17:09,260 --> 02:17:11,260
That's the end

2321
02:17:11,260 --> 02:17:13,260
I don't know if you've circled by the bull

2322
02:17:13,260 --> 02:17:15,260
I bet you five bucks

2323
02:17:15,260 --> 02:17:17,260
I bet you five bucks

2324
02:17:17,260 --> 02:17:19,260
If you just ran out there and just scared them

2325
02:17:19,260 --> 02:17:21,260
Hardcore, they would just run

2326
02:17:21,260 --> 02:17:23,260
I think you're right

2327
02:17:23,260 --> 02:17:25,260
Yeah, just no one wanted to get bit

2328
02:17:25,260 --> 02:17:27,260
Or something, get rabies or something

2329
02:17:27,260 --> 02:17:29,260
Does that make sense? Do they have rabies?

2330
02:17:29,260 --> 02:17:31,260
I would assume

2331
02:17:31,260 --> 02:17:33,260
You don't know though

2332
02:17:33,260 --> 02:17:35,260
Alright, Tyler, is that it?

2333
02:17:35,260 --> 02:17:37,260
Yeah, one more for you

2334
02:17:37,260 --> 02:17:39,260
One more, then we're gonna wrap

2335
02:17:41,260 --> 02:17:43,260
I don't know what I want to do

2336
02:17:43,260 --> 02:17:45,260
I might want to keep this phone

2337
02:17:45,260 --> 02:17:47,260
Sending, and there's a scorpion

2338
02:17:47,260 --> 02:17:49,260
We saw one of them

2339
02:17:49,260 --> 02:17:51,260
And then a second one came up

2340
02:17:51,260 --> 02:17:53,260
This is us enjoying your rice

2341
02:17:53,260 --> 02:17:55,260
Your rice?

2342
02:17:59,260 --> 02:18:01,260
Mike, you make rice?

2343
02:18:01,260 --> 02:18:13,260
Wait, you're gonna tell them about the rice

2344
02:18:23,260 --> 02:18:25,260
I think

2345
02:18:25,260 --> 02:18:27,260
I

2346
02:18:29,260 --> 02:18:31,260
I don't understand this

2347
02:18:31,260 --> 02:18:33,260
What?

2348
02:18:33,260 --> 02:18:35,260
It's Mike's rice, we got some rice

2349
02:18:35,260 --> 02:18:37,260
I got banging rice, Tyler has had it

2350
02:18:37,260 --> 02:18:39,260
And he bought a pack when he was down there

2351
02:18:39,260 --> 02:18:41,260
I bought three packs

2352
02:18:41,260 --> 02:18:43,260
What is it? It's just rice, good rice

2353
02:18:43,260 --> 02:18:45,260
It's really good

2354
02:18:45,260 --> 02:18:47,260
My grandma, you know what she bought?

2355
02:18:47,260 --> 02:18:49,260
Instant rice, like in rich

2356
02:18:49,260 --> 02:18:51,260
Were those pans on the stove Teflon coated?

2357
02:18:51,260 --> 02:18:53,260
Yeah, but it's a rental

2358
02:18:53,260 --> 02:18:55,260
There was a cast iron

2359
02:18:55,260 --> 02:18:57,260
Most rentals have like

2360
02:18:57,260 --> 02:18:59,260
Stainless

2361
02:18:59,260 --> 02:19:01,260
I'm surprised I had a pressure cooker

2362
02:19:01,260 --> 02:19:03,260
That's true, we were very happy about that

2363
02:19:03,260 --> 02:19:05,260
It was a great point

2364
02:19:05,260 --> 02:19:07,260
It was like an Instant Pot Pro

2365
02:19:07,260 --> 02:19:09,260
Oh, Pro

2366
02:19:09,260 --> 02:19:11,260
It's a digital screen and you cycle through this

2367
02:19:11,260 --> 02:19:13,260
I'm gonna get the pro version of the little one

2368
02:19:13,260 --> 02:19:15,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go

2369
02:19:15,260 --> 02:19:17,260
I gotta ask you something after we stop

2370
02:19:17,260 --> 02:19:19,260
Yeah, dude, what's up?

2371
02:19:19,260 --> 02:19:21,260
Final thoughts, Terry

2372
02:19:21,260 --> 02:19:23,260
Final thoughts, Tyler

2373
02:19:23,260 --> 02:19:25,260
Oh, no, vote for me

2374
02:19:25,260 --> 02:19:27,260
Vote for me, people

2375
02:19:27,260 --> 02:19:29,260
Also, we didn't plug our donation

2376
02:19:29,260 --> 02:19:31,260
But whatever

2377
02:19:31,260 --> 02:19:33,260
Is this non-copyrighted music?

2378
02:19:33,260 --> 02:19:35,260
Is it a donation for dyslexic people?

2379
02:19:35,260 --> 02:19:37,260
Yes, could be for whatever you want

2380
02:19:37,260 --> 02:19:39,260
I'm gonna play this music again

2381
02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:41,260
Is it copyright free?

2382
02:19:41,260 --> 02:19:43,260
But there is a donate button

2383
02:19:43,260 --> 02:19:45,260
Alright, Terry, final thoughts

2384
02:19:45,260 --> 02:19:47,260
Technically, this is a copy-free

2385
02:19:47,260 --> 02:19:49,260
But if you want to

2386
02:19:49,260 --> 02:19:51,260
You can press the donate button

2387
02:19:51,260 --> 02:19:53,260
If you use a podcasting 2.0 app

2388
02:19:53,260 --> 02:19:55,260
Check this out

2389
02:19:55,260 --> 02:19:57,260
The back half of this podcast was bigger

2390
02:19:57,260 --> 02:19:59,260
Check this out, you should have left with that story

2391
02:19:59,260 --> 02:20:01,260
I told you, you should have left with that story

2392
02:20:01,260 --> 02:20:03,260
I just want you to know

2393
02:20:03,260 --> 02:20:05,260
If you always have a story, lead with it

2394
02:20:05,260 --> 02:20:07,260
So if you listen to our podcast

2395
02:20:07,260 --> 02:20:09,260
In a compatible 2.0 app

2396
02:20:09,260 --> 02:20:11,260
You can hit the donate button

2397
02:20:13,260 --> 02:20:15,260
In the app

2398
02:20:15,260 --> 02:20:17,260
And it automatically sends you to

2399
02:20:17,260 --> 02:20:19,260
A site where you can give us money

2400
02:20:19,260 --> 02:20:21,260
Wow, have you gotten any money yet?

2401
02:20:21,260 --> 02:20:23,260
I don't know, that's Terry

2402
02:20:23,260 --> 02:20:25,260
No

2403
02:20:25,260 --> 02:20:27,260
To answer your question

2404
02:20:27,260 --> 02:20:29,260
I just want you to know

2405
02:20:29,260 --> 02:20:31,260
If it says first to donate

2406
02:20:31,260 --> 02:20:33,260
It means no one has donated

2407
02:20:33,260 --> 02:20:35,260
Be the first one to support there's no audience

2408
02:20:35,260 --> 02:20:37,260
Which means no one has donated

2409
02:20:37,260 --> 02:20:39,260
We want your money

2410
02:20:39,260 --> 02:20:41,260
We're poor

2411
02:20:41,260 --> 02:20:43,260
But if you'd like to donate, please donate

2412
02:20:43,260 --> 02:20:45,260
Mike's about to buy an Instant Pot Pro

2413
02:20:45,260 --> 02:20:47,260
He's loaded

2414
02:20:47,260 --> 02:20:49,260
Mike's poor, we're using our sponsor money

2415
02:20:49,260 --> 02:20:51,260
That we don't have

2416
02:20:51,260 --> 02:20:53,260
We couldn't find a decent pump for the Air mattress last minute

2417
02:20:53,260 --> 02:20:55,260
That sounds like a personal problem with Mike

2418
02:20:55,260 --> 02:20:57,260
Dang, the back half of this podcast is bigger

2419
02:20:57,260 --> 02:20:59,260
Did you fart again?

2420
02:20:59,260 --> 02:21:01,260
Yeah

2421
02:21:01,260 --> 02:21:19,260
Thanks for watching out