Hot Boy Rip, Labor Day Rip.
3D Weekend Rip.
Boys Out!
Yeah.
Sucks Out!
Hot Boy Summer!
Hot Boy Summer.
Is it a hot boy somewhere now?
Boys Out, Labor Day Weekend.
Boys Out.
Doys Out.
Boys?
Boys Out.
Goys Out.
Boys Out, Doros Out.
Boy, Doys Out.
Where's my pencil?
I put it over here.
Put it over here.
Boys Out.
What's the slogan for that?
We need a slogan.
Hold on.
I'm getting it out.
Sucks Out, Guns Out?
That's like a rhyme one.
That's stupid.
But that's like a rhyming one.
Boys Out.
Sucks Out, Guns Out.
No.
I'm going to see if there's a name.
Boys Out, Toys Out.
Boy Scouts of America.
No, shut up.
Shout out to Boys Out.
Boys Out, America.
I need a fucking meme.
Boys Out.
Lipshit.
Hold on.
Talk to me.
Boys Out meme?
The Boys Out meme refers to a humorous concept
that originated in Reddit's r slash memes community in 2009.
The Boys, The Boys Out.
It could be for the boys, the show.
I got a fucking chapstick in my lips.
Oh, Boys Night Out, bro.
It was a Boys Night Out.
It's a Boys Night Out summer.
Can I just say how lovely Port Townsend is as a little town?
It's lovely.
I go there so rarely, but it's so nice to just kind of like
enjoy the little area.
That was my first time actually going.
It was my first time going into it.
It's hot.
Because I've been to Fort Warden.
If you're ever in Northwest Washington, folks,
Northwest Washington.
If you're in a trip in the Pacific Northwest,
if you're in and you're out by Seattle
or out on the Kitsap or Olympic Peninsula,
check out Port Townsend.
It's a small little quaint town up kind of on the way
to Port Angeles out there on the peninsula.
Check it out, folks.
Check it out.
Try it out.
I like how half the time it's like, when you, oh, can we go back?
Can we go back, back, back to the beginning?
Is that your cup?
That is mine.
What's in it?
What?
Can it cheers me?
Cheers you.
Oh, maybe we should turn on the third mic.
Get down low.
Ready?
Hell yeah, really?
Hell yeah.
All right.
Hell yeah, we're ripping.
We're ripping on a Tuesday.
Dude, James totally would have stayed.
He was on, I had him staying until Alex realized
he didn't have his suitcase.
Yeah, he was close.
We almost got it.
Damn.
That was the kicker, because it was like, yeah, it
doesn't actually make sense for Alex to do all that shit.
So I can get a trade in.
My MacBook from Apple is worth 400 bucks.
That's not pretty much.
Which is, hear me out.
But for a new, how much is a new one at this same size?
Like 1,200?
Still a lot of money.
It's still a lot of money.
I realized that I was just, I was reading.
Why are you looking at trade ins?
Oh, I just felt it.
I just felt good.
Because you like the touch of mine?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Terry, you like the touch of mine?
Yeah, yeah.
You like the way it feels?
Yeah.
That's OK.
This still works.
You like the shape of it?
Yeah, like the shape.
The lines, the curves.
Yeah, everything.
How thick it feels?
Yeah, it's 20% faster than mine.
And 5% thinner?
Yeah, dude, that's a good, that's a title show right there.
What?
It's 5% thinner.
Wait, 25% faster?
No, 5% thinner.
That's it?
5% thinner?
That's good.
I like it.
No, what I think is funny to me is that this MacBook,
this MacBook costs, yeah, that's fine.
This MacBook costs, you know, people $800.
You get half of your money's back from the value.
Well, I'm taking a sip, folks.
I love this.
What is that?
It's a Negroni.
That's a Negroni?
Yeah.
It's not good.
Equal parts, so one ounce of gin, Campari, and vermouth.
So one to one on everything?
With an orange zest.
I knew you were going to not like it,
but just why?
Did you see how big of a standpoint it took?
No, what I think is funny is that the trading values
of certain products, like a trading value for an iPhone,
like 14 Pro right now, you can get up to $520 off.
Oh, but probably once the new one comes out,
it'll go down.
Or what do you think?
No, I think it might stay the same.
Or it'll probably go down maybe $100.
$520?
Yeah.
It's $520 right now.
For your exact one?
Let me see.
Grab your smartphone real quick.
Bitch.
Yes, it turns on.
$520.
For your phone?
For my phone.
Right now.
It's like half off a new iPhone.
I think what I'm going to do is, well,
and I didn't know how it works with the trade-ins,
where you just pretty much pay for it.
You don't pay full.
Well, you pay for it full.
And then once you get the phone,
and then you send your trade-in phone,
and then they'll look at it and everything,
and then they'll charge you back for that.
On your credit card?
On your credit card.
They'll just give you your money back.
Yeah, I think I did that before.
And I was surprised how they were doing it.
And it's pretty fast, too.
It's not like a...
I think it was when I traded on my last iPhone.
Yeah, so that's what I'm going to do.
I'm just going to buy it off of the Amazon's,
or not Amazon's, but Apple's website.
That's what I've been, that's what I did for this one.
Because I still have, so on my phone,
I still have a credit.
They gave me $1,000 for my iPhone 12 Pro.
Your what?
My 12 Pro?
Who did?
My carrier.
And so the credit keeps going, but they
don't know if you have a different phone or not
until that escapes.
They gave you $1,000 for your old phone?
They gave me $1,000 for my credit towards this phone
that I have right now.
That I got through my provider.
OK.
And so it's continuing going, so I still owe money on it.
So...
You still owe money on that phone?
They're still giving me credit for this.
And they will continue to do that?
They'll continue to do it if, let's just say,
quote, unquote, if I accidentally broke it,
they would still keep giving me those credits
because I traded in my phone for it.
I think you've got a discount on your phone bill?
Yeah.
And so what it is, is I'll probably just trade this phone in.
But won't they know once you activate a new phone?
I just go and say, hey, I broke my phone.
I got a new one.
So you still got the money?
Yeah, I would assume so.
Seems weird.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
But just to go down the line for you,
just to tell you I wasn't lying and how it went down.
Wait, what does Apple say?
What is the rumor on the color of the new one?
The new one?
Shit brown?
No, seriously?
For real.
It's called like bronze.
iPhone 16 Pro?
Like it bronze.
I probably won't buy a 16 Pro this time around.
If it's bronze.
If it's more, well, the thing is,
you're saying the titanium, like how it is,
like how you can compare.
Wait, hold on.
iPhone.
Those are just the sizes.
But how do you know what the color is going to be?
They just go on Macro image?
Yeah.
Right there.
Oh, that one?
It's a shit brown.
Oh, so that's going to be the special color,
like ours was purple?
Yeah.
And then the first year's titanium was blue, I think?
Not sure.
Wait, so let me go to the 16.
Dude, I hate, remember how you were saying like you hate shit?
I don't want the pastelish it though.
Yeah, that's the only colors.
It's like, you can still have black.
They still have black.
Black's boring.
They have black and white.
I really like the purple kind of cut out on my finger.
They have black and, let me look at the 14, the 15s.
Wait, look, look, Terry, look.
Yeah, those are some new colors.
That looks cool.
The green, the C foam green.
The tealish?
It's like a C foam green.
I would get the white one though.
Really?
Honestly.
If I was going to get it.
These are just the rumored colors?
Those are just rumored colors.
And then if I do get one, I'm just going to get the 15 plus.
The big boy?
Yeah.
Well, here's the thing.
If I can get.
Do you really want a big ass phone?
I don't.
I want a bigger phone.
I do watch stuff on it.
Oh, for watching stuff?
I get that.
I do watch like, like videos sometimes.
Now that I sold my iPad, I find myself watching a lot more
shit on my phone.
Yeah.
Until like, part of me feels the same way.
If I get a bigger one, then it will work.
I just don't want to carry a bigger phone around though.
That's the same.
It's not that much bigger though.
It is though, dude.
It's only 6.7.
Go up.
But like, look.
This is size difference.
No, no, no, no, no.
Here, you're getting that misconstrued.
It's constricted.
Go back up.
You see where it says dummy models?
These are the dummy models.
So the two on the left are the pros.
And the two on the right are the rig.
They're just a standard.
See, that's kind of big though, no?
6.7.
Compared to this one?
Do you want a 6.9?
No, 6.1.
I would want this one.
You can get a 6.3.
I don't want the pro.
See, exactly.
I just want the.
Do you like the vertical camera layout versus the way
it is now with like, the Canon?
If they were somewhat smart about it,
just turn it.
Do you think this is just because they
want to make you buy a new case that's the new cutout?
That's always been.
That's the same cutout that's been for a while.
It's been staggered.
Yeah, it's staggered.
It's a square, yeah.
Honestly, I like this because if you only have two lenses,
you might as well have a little ass bump.
You know what I mean?
You might as well not have a big ass bump.
The thing is, what they should do is, is just turn it.
I kind of like it vertical.
You like it vertical?
Yeah.
I think I'm going to get just a black one of these.
I'm going to get the one on the right,
but I'll probably get white.
This one, the big one?
Depending on, I don't know, there's colors out there,
but the colors look kind of stupid and shit.
You haven't been running a case, no?
No, I don't run a case anymore.
Cases are for ginas.
I got a case for my bike connection because I'm a hot boy.
Hot boy summer.
Yeah, the yellow looks like piss.
When is it?
This September 9th, which is not this Monday,
but the following Monday.
The thing I'm going to do on a Tuesday?
They're doing it on a Monday.
But don't they normally do it on a Tuesday?
They usually do it on Wednesdays.
No, I think Tuesdays.
Well, it doesn't matter.
You still can't order until Fridays.
I just know, but they normally do it on Tuesdays, though.
I think what they're trying to do is,
Action button, capture button.
Wait, a capture button and an action button?
Yeah, so the two buttons?
Yeah, so the rumor, the action button is already,
it replaces the flicker knob.
Already on the pros.
On all of them, I think.
I think it's just the pros.
Just 15s, too.
I think it's 15s as well.
But now it's a capture button.
Now it's a capture button.
And action buttons for all models.
Yeah, the action button is on the 15 pro.
Now it's going to be on all the 16s
and does a new capture button.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, the 15, the only downfall is
that it has the pro motion technology inside of it,
but it's whatever.
Like the 14s had some good colors.
I liked the 12 pro color and our purple color.
I kind of like the purple.
Yeah, there's no really good one.
Like either, if the colors are stupid for the 16,
like I'm just either going to get black or I'm going to get,
if it's black and white, I'll get either black or white.
But if it has a cool color like that, that Seamfoam green one,
the Seamfoam green one looks kind of cool.
Black is always a good fallback for me.
Yeah, but it looks like it says it has a dual camera system
that was, it's a 24 and a 48.
It still shoots high res.
But the only thing that it doesn't have is a telephoto.
That's the only thing.
Oh, here you go.
Pro motion technology that adds up to 120 Hertz,
refresh rate is expected to come to standard iPhone models
starting in 2025.
So it's coming to the 17s.
Oh, up until 2025, promotion will be limited.
Yeah, we have that.
It's already set in your phone.
You know what?
That's why I always got the pro.
That's why.
Because the refresh rate is better.
That's why I got the pro.
Fuck.
Maybe I got to get the pro.
Well, the thing is, it's like.
For that fucking refresh rate, I do like that.
If the pro, if the pro is how it's
going to be where it's like 6'3 and then 6'9, it's like.
Oh, it's kind of bigger.
Fuck.
I don't really want the bigger one.
And I don't want a 6'3 one.
I kind of want like 6'7.
I don't want the 6'7 one.
So it's like, do I suffer through it?
I mean, and still do the same thing with videos.
It's not going to change anything.
It's just going to retrain.
Like the refresh rate, half the time it's 60 frames
per second anyways.
Yeah, good point.
So what's the fucking difference?
It's a good point.
So it's just like, who cares?
But also the reason why I want the 15 or the bigger one
is because it has a bigger battery.
Yeah, I've heard that they last like hell of a long time.
And they're really, and usually the 15s or like the base model
ones are better than the pros because the pros are using
more technology inside of it and drilling the battery.
From a battery life standpoint, yeah.
Like my battery right now, like my battery health
is like at 86.
And I've had it for almost two years now.
So I mean, it's doing good for what it is.
It's not like, I'm not like a type of person
that's just constantly fucking on my phone
or do my job on my phone or like an influencer.
I am an influencer.
I'm leaning towards that lightweight boy,
that just regular fucking 16.
Simple, simple life.
I wonder what it's made out of, do you know?
It's aluminum.
The regular one is just aluminum.
Aerospace, great aluminum.
It goes to this space.
Oh, here.
You want to look up this?
I'm not going to.
Oh, wow.
OK.
I need to go there.
We need to go there.
We need to do that too.
If you want to go to this website,
I'm going to do a promotion for them.
Don't say it all out, because actually, I mean, he's there.
So it doesn't matter.
Don't you have to do it?
Say it to promote it?
I do, actually.
I do have to say it.
You have to say the website before you go get it.
We'll say it for right now.
But this is his book.
This is our good friend has a book,
and I asked him if he wanted me to promote it.
And so I'm giving him a promotion right now.
He's going to come out with more volumes?
Yeah, I think he's working on a lot of people.
Local pick up.
Yeah.
I need to do that one again.
I ordered mine like 10 weeks ago.
Hardcover?
I get the hardcover one.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I would do.
He wrote these?
He wrote them, yeah.
Yeah.
So if you want to, I'm promoting my friend's book.
It's all about poetry, and it's about, oh shit.
I want the 5A hardcover.
Well, you can get a small little pocketbook size.
That's cool.
It's called the.
P5 hardcover.
It's called The Way, Volume 1, Practical Poetry,
inspired by, I don't know how to pronounce that, Stoicism?
Close.
Stoic?
Stoicism.
So yeah, if you go to a, what is this link?
It's a bad fucking.
Ghamel.com.
It's Ghamel.
Ghamel.com.
Slash, Way.
We'll have the description below.
But you can go over there and buy his book.
You're going to put it in those show notes page?
Yeah, we'll put it in the show notes.
My bad.
We'll put the show notes in the page.
But yeah.
It's a volume of 31 poems written as reflections on and
considerations of Stoic philosophy.
The spirit of this book is that of reference and
encouragement.
At the rate of a haiku a day, it was written while reading
from the discourses of epi- fuck.
Epitias?
Epitis?
Whatever.
Epitias?
Epitias.
The meditations of Marcus Aurelius, the letters of On
Anger by Seneca, a philosophy of chrysipus, as well as
analyses of these and a few other works.
Each poem is a compilation of seven haikus covering one
topic collectively.
Do you want me to read this part?
Sure, go for it.
Yeah.
About the author.
Gunther is a man.
Oh fuck.
A human?
A human's man.
He is a man.
He's a man.
Human.
Gunther is a human spending each day trying to be a
better person than the day before.
Well, he's not all of us.
Hope.
I hope.
Yeah.
Trying.
He does everything in his power to be a benefit to those
around him, both familiar and otherwise, with the hope
that he fills his role in life, staying in agreement with
cosmic nature.
Wow, that's deep.
But dude, you should see him now.
Dude has a huge beard going on.
Good man.
I like him because he's fault-fully challenged like me.
He's married to the best person that he could be
married to, Dorothy, and lives in a little home in Lake
Wood with two black cats, Cygnus and Sagittarius, named
after black holes because, of course, they are.
That's cool.
That's a cool thing to say.
Rest in peace.
This one right here, because, of course, they are.
I forgot what his other cat's name was.
One of the cat died?
Yeah, one of his cats died.
So it was like professor or something.
There you go.
That's the plug.
He has hardbacks and paperbacks ranging from.
I'm downloading a preview.
I actually have.
I've read a little bit of it, and it's pretty inspiring.
It's pretty inspiring to you.
It is.
Go ahead and purchase it.
Go to ghaml, which is H-A-M-M-E-L.com slash way.
We'll have it in the description below.
Should we read one of them, the preview ones?
On philosophy.
Yeah, yeah.
Go for it.
Let it rip.
What do you want to read?
What's really good about the community?
This is about our community.
All right, here you go, folks.
This is for you guys.
All right, it's called On Community.
You want me to read it, or you want to read it?
Yeah, you read it.
On Community, we do the right thing,
not because any reward, but to serve others.
Or, more pointedly, we contribute
to the whole of which we're apart.
We're all connected, our demons, a fraction of life's divinity.
Let this fact guide you.
Consider how your actions will affect others.
Living for yourself is not the mark of life lived,
but that of restraint.
Unshackle your mind.
Live for more and break the chains, which hold your heart
back.
The cosmopolis?
Cosmopolis?
Is ready for your action.
Contribute your verse.
That's what we're doing, Terry.
We're contributing our verse.
That's what we're doing.
To the world.
We're contributing our verse.
Yeah, yeah.
We're contributing.
But yeah, it is also at a local bookstore in,
I guess it's already plastered in the world anyway.
So it's in a bookstore called King's Books in Tacoma,
Washington.
You can get it locally, folks.
If you're in the local area, go ahead and pick it up.
If you're in the local area, wow.
I like the black book cover.
Simple.
He said that he told me, since I haven't gotten mine yet,
he's like, dude, I'll even come out and deliver it to you
and sign it.
I was like, hell yeah, brother.
What, dude?
What if he becomes a famous fucking poetry writer?
I'm all fucking for it, bro.
Is poetry coming, making a return?
If he makes a fucking return on it,
what if he becomes the father of bringing it back?
Like the modern?
He can bring back stoicism?
No, fuck it.
He's going to be the baller of bringing this shit back.
Small fuckers bringing shit back.
He's going to bring poetry back to life.
We're going to get finger snaps.
Fuck yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But yeah.
He's a homie.
He's a good friend of ours.
So go ahead and support him.
OK, check it out.
Yeah, check it out.
Try it out.
Anyways, back to what, yeah, I don't know.
Back to D-Gen talking.
Yeah, back to fucking fuck things.
Fuck fuck fuckings.
Back to our D-Gen selves.
Back to what we fuck.
Do you think this is going to play?
Dude, imagine.
Nope.
Damn it.
You got to change your shit.
Just sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Yeah.
Dude, I just want to know that shit is going to be
disgusting.
You've had on a groany before.
I'm thinking on a groany, folks.
We got a late night rip here.
A late night rip, yeah.
A late night rip for our standards.
Imagine if we late night ripped every time.
They'd be gross.
Well, I mean, I wouldn't say it would be gross.
It would just be a lot.
OK, can we talk about when we should be podcasting?
Let's podcast like on Sundays.
Yeah.
As the plan.
Yeah, yeah.
And then if you are all jacked up, then we're good.
But then you can tell me when it's appropriate to change days.
Yeah, you know you're good.
Just because it seems like Sunday is the day.
Yeah.
It just hasn't worked out for Saturdays for a while.
Yeah, I've just been.
And I don't actually care.
It's actually OK that it's Sunday.
The thing is, I've been trying to...
Why do you work so late?
Don't you get off at midnight or something?
Well, if some people don't fucking come in on the time that
they're supposed to come in.
Then I have to stay until someone comes in.
So it pisses me the fuck off.
It's OK for, you know, them...
It's OK for them to be late, but it's not OK for me to be late.
And so it just pisses me the fuck off.
Exactly.
Yeah, OK.
Fucking point.
So Sundays it is.
Yeah, for now.
And unless I can just magically, you know...
Fuck me, man.
But yeah.
Sunday as it is.
I want to connect to any carrier.
That's what I want, baby.
I don't need no fucking Apple coverage.
It's all fucking gibberish and shit.
I don't want to be a fucking gibberish.
It's all fucking gibberish anyways.
I never get it.
Dude, it's just like...
Are you going through like the buy now phase?
I'm looking at the buy now and it's like...
You can get it for $1,000 due today for the like 15 plus.
It's like $1,000 is due today.
But after the trade-in you get a 509 back.
It's like half off a new iPhone.
That's solid. That's fine.
I'm cool with it. I'm cool with getting points.
What about meat? You want some meat?
Meat. Oh, that looks good.
That's James's meat.
That's the title right there.
He's not even here.
That's James's meat.
We actually almost had a guest.
A special guest come on that has never been on the...
That has to be the title now.
Because he didn't stay.
He was going to be a special guest.
But we went on a motorcycle ride before we did this.
Oh, yeah.
He was going to stay but then another friend of ours had an issue.
Which was he didn't want to put a suitcase in the back of his motorcycle.
I don't blame him.
It's his fault. I don't blame him.
It's his fault, man. He brought a suitcase when you can just bring it back.
Tell me I'm wrong.
What the fuck?
Is it Vic?
You got it?
Because it keeps spiking and then going down?
Yeah.
Then people are happy about it?
Has it spiked?
No.
I mean, not to that point.
It has been pretty falling lately, huh?
No, I think it's like 58.
58? That's pretty low.
Really?
When I was at 72, man, everybody was happy.
I think 72 or 3 was the highest.
Does it tell you?
57 and a half.
Should I not say what this is?
All time high was 73.7.
Should I not say what this is?
You can.
Is it an actual website?
It's just a way to check price and stats about Bitcoin.
You don't have to say it, but you can.
I won't.
When is it supposed to cap out?
What about this?
Did I tell you what this is?
Can I say this too?
Sure.
I don't know what it is.
This is showing the blocks on the Bitcoin blockchain.
The thing that's up there?
You're so adorable.
This is the last confirmed block.
These are the next blocks to be confirmed.
Are these people buying it?
No.
These are people making transactions.
The last block that got mined
is this block.
That's by the same person.
There were 3,500 transactions.
That's a lot.
Is that a lot of transactions?
That's not meant.
I think it's about $6,000.
Can you find meme coins?
I don't do that shit.
I have meme coins.
I only do Bitcoin.
You can stream us Bitcoin folks.
Great segue, Terry.
Thanks for asking.
If you go download a podcast in 2.0 native app,
you can stream us Sats.
We are a podcast in 2.0
compatible podcast.
If you go to
new podcast apps,
I'll do it.
I'll look it.
Search new podcast apps.
I'm on it already.
Podcasting 2.0?
It just takes me.
Podcasting2.org
is the new website.
That's where I'm on.
Go to podcasting2
the number 2.org
and there will be a list of
there will be a list of podcasting
2.0 native apps
and what you can do
is go to your app store on your phone
and download one of these apps.
I'll give you a pod
pod guru
a podcast
which is a Google
exclusive
pod friend
true fans
whatever.
Download one of these
and you can stream us Bitcoin
via a podcasting 2.0 app
because we are
podcasting 2.0 native.
Apple podcast is it too?
They don't have the streaming sets.
But it's a modern.
They only have a couple of the tags.
They have the transcripts. They don't have the lit tag though.
Terry loves the lit tag.
I love lits.
But yeah, you can stream us.
We got the little lightning bolt.
Yeah, because we're fucking fire.
Or you can click the donate button
in the show notes which I hope it works.
We're testing. It should work.
Did you set it up? It should work.
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for one thing and one thing only.
Doot doot doot doot.
Is that what he says in that song?
Okay, one thing, one thing only.
Doot doot doot doot doot.
We're going to skate to one song and one song only.
No, my favorite part
is going to be when it goes
This is the best iPhone ever.
This is the song called
Terry?
N
Star, star, star, star, star,
S
That's too many stars
in Paris.
By Kanye, I think.
It's Kanye and Jay-Z.
But
We're going to skate to one song and one song only.
Everyone is sweet!
We are going to skate to one song
and one song only.
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We're going to skate to one song if you want that!
Yeah!
Wowkie has a good one too.
She's a good
Watsky.
Like on this one
First
What is it it's
Look a watsky
His verse for
George like a piss he's a good guy
It's like one of his older he's having sex
six look
Right here. Oh, yeah, it's whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's a good song. I
Actually was listening to this like the other day
I think that's funny how he edit that with his voice going
My mixer
But if you go go back and I don't remember
Just go to his videos. It's like later in like earlier in his career
Early in his career. Yeah, man
They go back up. He's from San Francisco, but lives in Los Angeles
Good for that man. All right, of course. Yes. Go down. Go down
Keep going keep going
It's the it's just the like the the in Paris thing, but it's just him rapping to it the beat
Yeah, he's just really he wraps to that song. Yeah, I forgot what I forgot what it's called though
It's like when you first started
No, oh
Shit, we're gonna be scrolling a while just type of people are doing that. Just go up go up
Go on the search bar and just type in in Paris
and
then
That one
ninjas in Paris
First time I listened to Watsky. I was like he sounds like a fucking honky
And I don't even think he knows but then I listened to him some more times and don't tell anybody about this, but
You know what I stopped it for why they did not see that
No
His CD. No, just watch watch watch watch. Listen to him some more times and don't tell anybody
There's a picture on it. I listen to him some more times and don't tell anybody
Don't tell anybody. Greg. We get it old-school Alpine deck. Yeah, the yeah, yeah, you had to open the thing
That's why that's classic you should have been like oh, I had that out by deck back when I started listening to Watsky
That's why it's great
I'm driving to the burbs and be following I am coming back. I'm pulling in your driveway and I'm rolling
How do you remember this? It's a good song
I'm shifting forward then reverse Makara bunches if my Subaru's a wiener getting sexy with your cul-de-sac
L-o-l-o-l. I'm from the Avenue a rap and labra doodle half a wasp and half a Jew
If you use a Saturday cartoon I'll smack you black and blue. I'm acting ratchet with Daffy duck and snack and our rabbit
Do you have a dab at you? I got a lick my lips smoke up all with yogi bear
I'm sticking up your pic anix. All of this is in my head my
Imagination's colorful crayons on the brain. I'll scribble silly shit
Holy cow, what are they gonna hold me down?
I recommend you listen to the record in a theater with the Dolby sound and I'm sipping on the coldest round with the
Perfume's in the Goldilocks, but a bit of a bunch of hunnits everybody's gonna scatter in a minute when the police knocks
Like sorry, I suffer the get-ins flush to curd
Barastas broken and they made us all smoke loss of herb. I'm sorry honest Abe
Po-po don't take me way way cuz if you ever try to lock me up
I'm pleading cray-cray and then they'll all say mayday mayday
Oh, what did we do he be creepy giving me the he be GBCB came through he be robo people people please untie me
He's my friend me what's the grand to a motherfucker like me? Could you please remind me?
It's a lot a lot
That's a life changing a lot of money for normal people
See like imagine being in a big-ass van like that just like going on the highway just like doing weird shit
I mean, that's what you do. Yeah, like right when you begin
Like famous you're rolling in a fucking van with ten people
when I was in California like hella young with like my
with my
What are you fucking say?
the old my my my
my like
Choir okay used to be in yeah, all right. I didn't I was just deciding how I wanted to say that okay
We were like at a we would go on like tours and like sing it like churches and shit and
We went to like LA and went to disneyland and shit
But like also went to church to sing for things okay
I just remember we had there's like a bunch of kids and they like rented like multiple mini vans
And we were a trucker
LA not not me because I was a kid but yeah
Yeah, sure and like there was like six kids in each van or something and I remember there was one girl in
The van that I was in mm-hmm, and we were playing
Fuck
What's that song called? I don't know you tell oh dude. It's gonna get me crazy
What is it how's it go? No, I'm a no money
Yeah, I decided what is that song shit?
no, my
Yeah
That's not it. It's neon cat. I think and my yeah. Yeah that one now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My yeah
Yeah, my yeah, huh?
My yeah, he my yeah, who?
Yeah, drag us out in ten. Okay, so this is it
So so this was when I was
Oh God, I don't know
All right anyways, so I was probably
Like 12 or 13 or 14 or something. Okay. God maybe I'm I couldn't have a little than that
But we would bang this in our van why gonna this was like 2000 fucking long ass time
I was a kid. No, dude. That was four years ago
We would bang this we would bang this in our van and one of the girls we were like on the highway
I'm not gonna say her name. Okay. It's fun. I know her name
That's good. I'm glad that you know her name and if you asked my dad this told my dad this story or asked him about this
I'd be like, oh fuck that
Because he was in the passenger seat or some shit or driving
We're on the highway in LA like going between places or something. Yeah, and we're like we're all like in height to this song and
she
I
My dad is lost it
We're hyped for this and she got out of hand
A pocket bro, she got out of pocket dude. That's good for her though. That's good time. That's a good time
Very cheetos, but it was this song we were playing. That's good
That's that's fucking that's I like that I like the enthusiasm
I just can't tell it freeway and just say it's about to hit the fucking crescendo and she just goes. Yeah
It's kind of fucking out of pocket for sure, but is that is like something that she would do like normally no
That's why it was weird, but this song jacks you up, bro
I'm not really not me. I just think it's kind of weird. It's just saying some I don't know what's trying to say to me
What what is even the song like rep? What is it even saying? This is the original? What's the lyrics?
These guys
That doesn't explain the lyrics dick shit
Just copy that of Talon radio station will number one played song on European charts. This was a banger isn't that no
What's the lyrics to her line?
lyrics
lyrics to
dragon
Stein 10
What does it mean? Yeah, so it's what it means
English
I
Came out when did this come out?
Okay, let's see
it means
words of love
Formally known as my high
is
so
This is hello, it's me and outlaw and please
And please this is the first verse my love receive happiness and then it says hello. Hello. It's me
Picasso I give you a beep and I'm I'm strong, but you must know I'm asking nothing
Then the chorus is you want to leave but don't don't take me don't take me don't take me don't take me
Don't take me don't take me your face and love under the
Linden tree. I remember your eyes. You want to leave but don't take me
Don't take me don't take me don't take me don't take me your face the love under the Linden tree
I remember your eyes. That's literally what the song is saying the song came out in 2003
So then we must have been in California like 2000 or 2005. Yep, so I don't know how old I was
15 maybe max
Do no 14 13 you're saying you so I was like 13 or 14 13 or 14. Yeah
Because we were probably it's about 2004. You know how old you are
Yeah, you know a year you're born. Yeah, that's 12. No, I'm saying we were there in like 2004 2005 or 15
Okay, yeah, I'm just making sure you know that's our same math. Yeah, all right, but like that's a time saying
I'm just asking you if you know how to do I'm trying to add context to the story as I get you dude
That's a fucking baller though. That's a baller move, but we were I remember this song from my childhood
That's a baller move though. That's a fucking out-of-pocket move. Yeah, I mean
They'll get me wrong good for them
You know, it's another good song. No, but you're gonna tell me
Excuse me
This song, you know this song
Is this the cascaded song? No
You know this song. Yes this song slaps
This is another old-timer song seven years ago. It was published to youtube seven years ago
You're saying you're telling me you think this song was not made seven years ago. I don't know man. That's the official video
Usually official videos means seven 2016
It's gotta be older than that
You gotta be older than that
I'm watching something seven years ago. You're such a hater 2010 14 years ago
Okay
I'm saying it's funny that this is not necessarily the release date. It's funny that it took her seven years to just make
It's a music video. Maybe it takes that time. I don't know. Who knows these days, my brother?
Like usually back in the day when someone came out with the new music they had a music video the next day
Because that's all the things was it's just music videos
Dude, someone told me about this song. Oh my god. No, go back go back
Did you like this song? The cascaded
Dude, you know, it's really funny. This is how this is how bad this song got out of control
Not this song
But you know the instinct bye bye bye song
Young kids don't knew like don't know about it, but now it's changing
type it in go ahead
because instinct is still a band and still
a flourishing kind of
but now
If you click on it now it says in the title
like
go down
in sync
It has an asterisk on it
And now it's saying official video from deadpool right and wolverine
So someone updated from whoever runs the in sync fucking
In thing in row deadpool was it in that movie? It was it was like the first beginning of this the show or the movie
How dare they?
Because because it's the official song of the movie
I think there's a band that did like a
A crazy like hardcore version of this. Yeah
Backwards here you go
Like there's screamo. Yeah
I'm okay with it. He's the singer or that guy sings too
It's not even that hard they they scream a lot more in their other songs maybe
I'm thinking of uh, what's that band's name? I can't think of their
I can't think of their name
They're like a big uh, they made a big off of uh, our last night
Let's go down do the our last night on the right hand side
up up
over
up
Do that one
I like how we're listening to backtree boy or not backtree back like in sync songs
And we're gonna get like copyright strike a bunch. No, bro. We're on open podcast and this is rss, baby
Oh, we're on youtube too. This is better than the original
Oh, he looks young. Who is this?
This is a band called r last night and they got big off of making uh covers covers off of songs and stuff
They make their own stuff too, but they're pretty good
That's just in you know, smallish now because that's actually it's no it's
How do you know about this band?
Uh, because they do some like other like just go to their youtube channel and then
like you can look up most
Most songs that you can think of you can they'll probably have a cover for it
Mostly like bigger songs
Like if you're looking for any I love it in essence
But they do like screamo
Don't care. Yep. Don't care. Yeah, see don't care. I grabbed one to that
Are they a concert where they just play covers? Yeah, do you like having essence? Yeah, they're okay
I love having essence. Oh good to you. I saw an old ass video of them like hella young
I like some fucking bar when the girl was like like 18 or something. Mm-hmm fucking crazy
But yeah, they have their own songs too, but they got more they got big off of just
And then that guy and then leech singer are brothers
Did you link in park? Yeah, there's somewhere in there
Post Malone
Morgan Wallen
Golden hour
Taylor Swift Disney songs girls
Oasis Wonderwall, we would Mac Abba. Oh hell yeah, Kate Bush running up that hill
You like this song do you like this song? Don't lie
It's a good song
You original though. Oh my god, here we go. You don't like it. I mean like we're just
a classic. We're just doing music at this moment in time. Is this Vibey?
Want to end on this? You're done. I mean we're doing an hour aren't we?
Can we cover it?
Hey, not really. You just want to go home. Honestly, it's been a long day so yes
Pick your people because Baku is next week
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It's all the songs that you've listened to
Yeah
Beautiful
They're good songs
Think your bike's gonna start?
Probably
I think so too
But you know what you want to do?
Harder, better, faster, stronger that's what you want to do
No, I'm not playing that song
It's a good song
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