Ripple sucks.
Top of the morning to you.
Dude.
You shouldn't begin the show with a negative thing.
You should begin it with a happy thought.
So it gets the people going.
Oh, do you want it?
It gets the people engaged.
You should get the Blades of Glory thing.
Engagement.
With Will Ferrell.
Or it says, we're going to skate to one song and one song only.
And then he's like, no one knows what it is.
It gets the people going.
I think it's from Blades of Glory.
I think so.
I do have a video that I want to share with you,
because I think it's funny.
One song only.
Lady Hump by the Black Eyed Bees.
What you going to do with all that junk?
All that junk inside my trunk?
I'm going to get you drunk.
Get you drunk off my Lady Hump.
My hump.
My lovely Lady Hump.
I'm not skating to anything with references to Lady Humps.
I don't even know what that means.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
It gets the people going.
That's enough.
Why do you get...
Is that what you wanted?
Yeah.
So it's not that song.
It's him singing Black Eyed Bees.
It's N words in Paris, you know?
I can't say the words, so I'm just using the N word.
They don't play that song.
He just says those words from that song after they do the humps.
They cut it a little bit.
Did they actually play that song?
No.
They played Lady Humps.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They played that song in the movie.
Only he says provocative.
They don't play that song, correct?
They do not play the Jay-Z song.
They do not play that song.
Okay, now you can talk about negative things, because we've had...
Oh, okay.
Is that a happy moment?
I guess.
I mean, that's what you want, right?
It gets people going?
I guess.
All right, people, are you going?
That'd be a good one.
It gets the people going on the sound board.
It gets the people going!
You know?
It's provocative.
Gets the people going.
Okay.
That's a good show title.
It's provocative.
Gets the people going.
Is that too long?
Two words is not too long.
Gets the people going?
Gets the people going.
It's a lot.
It's only four.
What if you put it in the front?
It gets the people going.
It's provocative.
That's two.
Gets the people going.
Six words.
It gets the people going.
Five.
Provocative.
Add provocative.
No, you can't do that at the end.
That's stupid.
No.
It's provocative, which is the beginning.
You're not going to put all the whole statement in one big thing.
Why not?
That's fucking stupid.
That's a lot.
That's cool.
We should do it.
Keeps people going.
Can I just say that we actually got more, right, than we normally do?
We both got two right.
That's actually pretty good.
When you think about it, most of the time we only get like one or none, right?
We're talking about, uh, Zandivore since, uh, the summer break is over.
And we were discussing a little bit off here before we started.
Maybe that's the show title.
Red Bull sucks.
You're very first word.
That's fine.
I'm done with that too.
It was fucking Red Bull sucks right now, dude.
We're talking about, I think what it was is that what Adrian Newie was the designer for it.
And then he was like, no, this is not good at all.
Well, he wasn't the designer.
He was like the overarching guy, but he wasn't the designer for it because he was designing
the other Red Bull car, which he shouldn't have done.
He should have designed the fucking F one car because this season fucking Red Bull is
not okay.
This guy designed it.
His successor.
No.
Well, he is a successor.
Pierre Wilch.
Pierre Wachey.
Technical director formula.
He has been the technical director for a while.
So it's kind of his whole thing.
He's responsible and has been responsible.
Adrian Newie was just kind of a higher level consultant.
He wasn't actually the designer of the car per se.
Yeah, but Adrian Newie is like, Adrian Newie is like, what do you, how many titles do you
have with certain cars?
Yeah, he won with Williams.
He won with McLaren.
McLaren.
Yeah.
I think that was the McLaren with the late 90s.
I thought it was with the Louis Hamilton.
Was it not?
McLaren won in the late 90s, I thought.
I thought that's when he was doing it.
I'm looking him up.
When David Colthard was on McLaren, I thought David Colthard.
That was the 90s, late 90s when he won.
He's a chief technical officer known for Formula One Aero Metix.
Design championship Formula One cars for Williams and McLaren.
McLaren was from 1997 to 2005.
Adrian Newie has been with Red Bull since 2006.
Right.
So he was part of the late 90s winning of McLaren.
Yeah.
I think didn't Louis Hamilton win his first one with McLaren in like 2000
and something?
Eight.
But that was after he left.
After he left.
Yeah.
That was like the leftover goodness from him.
But he's won like nine titles or something?
Something.
Well, the followed titles in, so he's won two with McLaren with Mika Hakodin.
Late 90s.
Yeah.
And then he won two.
Williams.
Early 90s or late 80s?
Oh, four with Williams.
When?
Huh?
When?
From his stint from 1991 to 1996.
Okay, really nice.
So he's, that's six.
Four with Red Bull under Sab and then three with Max.
Two with, um, two with Mansel and Damien Hill and with Williams or wait.
Yeah.
Two with Jesus Christ.
I don't know how many titles does this motherfucker want?
Oh, it's like right here.
He has 14.
Holy fuck.
I don't know.
I didn't realize that I can go down.
Well, yeah, he has 14 titles.
From ranging from 1992 to 2023.
Damn.
Oh wait.
Sorry.
Hold on.
One, two, 13, 12, 12.
He has 12.
Gotcha.
He has 12.
That's crazy.
Did you watch the whole race?
Nah, I just watched like the 30 minute one since I was on the way up.
Can I, while you were driving?
Yeah.
Up front, we got to plug the straw pole.
So don't forget.
And we got to plug the coffee thing.
Oh, because I learned that we need to be plugging strategically
placed in the show better.
Which is last time we did at the very end and I realized let's plug it now.
I just said, oh yeah.
So everyone early plugs.
You got to check out the straw pole to see who you want between us to be the
leader of the free world.
There's no audience.
There's an audience and the United States of America.
You can.
This is the real.
So if you go, if you go and you look in the description of the show,
description of the podcast, you'll see a link.
Click on that link.
It'll take you to straw pole.com and you can vote for me, Terry, or I guess
guests with the vague guests to check that out.
You have a couple months left to do it.
Guess how many votes we have zero.
We got to plug it at the top.
All right.
Next plug.
Terry is really thirsty.
He's fucking thirsty.
I'm really fucking loves coffee.
I wish there was like another one for like buy you a tea or some.
Can I say, can I say something?
What's up, doc?
Do you know, is there like a in RSS.com?
Is there a place where you can put like a donate link?
Actually, yes.
Because I learned, I learned in by listening to podcasting 2.0.
The podcast that talks about podcasting 2.0 features that they have a
like what's called a donate tag that says donates in funding activate now.
So like a URL, let me go to buy me a coffee.
So you can copy that link to the page or we could have like a separate
web page set up.
That's the donation page for like any donation thing.
Is it by buy a coffee?
Don't know.
You set it up.
Buy me a coffee.
And that way podcasting 2.0 supported apps inside the app.
Like when you're on the episode and you're playing it, it'll just
automatically show up as like donation with a link in the show notes of your show.
And people can always go there and then that way you just say click the
note donate link and it'll go automatically to where you want to go to.
Well, let me see.
Shout out to shout out to you.
Shout out to you for figuring that because I'm not the brightest person in the world.
Yep.
Some might even say are hard or are worded.
That'll work.
So obviously no one has shouted out because I want to give everybody a
shout out for not supporting us.
We're going hungry, please.
Yeah, we were broke mean thirsty thirsty.
I lost my job.
I'm thirsty.
Let me see if this works.
Click the URL enable donations.
Hey, it's active.
Hey, brother.
Hey, look at you dude.
Shout out to you man.
Yeah man.
Wait, where does this go?
Whatever link you put it to.
I know.
So you get to pick.
I know, but I'm just saying where does this go?
Like to the RSS, like our public like RSS feed thing.
Yeah, so when you go and you listen to it.
Oh, it says donate.
Yeah.
And it takes it to the link brother.
Yeah.
All right people.
So you go to when you're listening to the podcast.
This is a public service announcement for the folks.
So here we go.
Okay.
So you go here to go an episode of on just a podcast app.
It'll be, it'll be like a donate link here and it'll say donate page or donate and it'll be hyperlinked and it's whatever you set it to.
So you don't even have to think about it.
You can just say hit the donate link.
It'll take it to our donation page and that's how you can support the show.
Should we make like our own?
I don't know website that sends money.
Instead of like using a third party.
Yes, we should.
But remember we got a URL.
Don't say what it is.
Which one?
I think we let it expire.
Which one?
Oh, you mean our own.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We bought it.
But we let it expire because we only paid for it for one year.
Yeah.
So, well, we could use like, we should use that website if we, if we want to like have a separate donation page.
Because then we could put, I don't even know how to make a website though.
I figured out, but you can have like, you can have a hate PayPal, hate it with a passion,
but you can have your own donation website that's just like our website.
Yeah.
That that link would take it to and then you would have people's ability to pay with PayPal,
Stripe, you know, different things through there and it would just be in one, one like
Patreon or other system.
Should we do like a Stripe thing instead of,
I think anybody can get like a Stripe set up where you can just use your credit card and support the show.
Yeah.
And this is a post having to sign up for like coffee website accounts or Patreon accounts
or things of that nature.
We have to get that URL back.
I don't think anybody has taken it.
I can look if it's taken yet.
Do you remember what it is?
Is it just the obvious thing?
Yeah.
Beep it out.
Don't tell people they'll steal it from us.
Let's see.
I'm looking.
I can't really, I don't know.
You ever get the sensation there where you just have to like who?
Like it's like, it's like a, not a phantom poo, but.
You can go if you have to let's you go.
But yes, we just enabled it live for y'all.
So we're going to shout it out.
We'll figure out the rest.
We're using buy me a coffee for now.
Just hit the donate link.
It'll be available starting in the next episode.
Yeah.
Episode 129.
By the time this airs, it'll probably be on everything by then.
I don't know.
I guess it'll back date and go into the old episodes.
Yeah.
Yeah, I should back date.
Okay.
But yeah, please.
If you feel free.
Please stop it.
Wait, where is it?
I'll show you my Wisp bulb.
Please.
Stop it.
I knew it was on this page.
Please don't do that.
Find the one you're looking for and then hit it.
Don't like just try them all every single time you want to hit a button.
Please.
It just makes the show better.
Yeah.
If like a cool thing comes up and I'm like, oh shit, please stop it.
If you play another one first because you don't know where it is, it ruins the moment.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just saying.
But yeah, if you are willing to donate just a dollar, it's not that big of a deal.
A dollar.
I mean, to some people it is.
A coffee is like five bucks.
You got to give us five bucks.
No, no, no.
Then we can't buy a coffee.
Now here you go.
You donate what you feel is necessary that you can afford.
Wow.
Usually.
Are we a value for value show?
I think we provide the show.
We provide the value and then you give us back what you think the show is worth.
Correct.
And if it's a dollar, it's a fucking dollar.
If it's a hundred dollars, if it's a hundred dollars, it's a hundred dollars to you.
I think the minimum for this is a dollar.
But also you can support us too by having a membership with us on that same site.
Oh really?
Yep.
It's just a recurring thing.
Yep.
We can do a recurring thing like a dollar or whatever.
But thank you.
If you do, if you don't, it's all good.
It's free.
It's free content for you.
Bitches.
Hell yeah.
Shout out to the sweating man.
Okay.
We plugged the vote.
We plugged the donation page.
We didn't really, we didn't really, we plugged the vote, but we didn't really like, you know,
give us our speeches that we were going to give.
Oh, I didn't write one.
It's okay.
I didn't write one either.
Uh.
Can you see this dude is, this Adrian Nuiya has been in the F1 world for, well, it looks
like he's been in the racing world for his whole life, but like he's been in the F1 world
since 88.
It's a long last time.
It was a really boring race.
I watched it.
The 30, the 30 minute made it seem like it was actually pretty good, but I'm assuming,
I'm assuming in there it was all boring.
It was probably exciting for a little bit when probably Max and Lando are going at it.
Well, when they weren't really going at it though.
I think the sand for is not a good track.
I think the, and so the, that makes it worse.
And then the race was just pretty much the, just the most mundane thing ever.
Yeah.
And it was pretty obvious Lando was going to win.
Yeah.
For most of the race.
So it just wasn't exciting.
I figured as much as that Lando was going to win just because I watched qualifying and
I saw him get pulled and I was like, yeah, there's no way that Max, Max, the only thing
that's wrong with the like McLaren is a standstill launch.
They seem to not be able to figure that out.
It's like the same thing what Rebel was facing last year, which was they, they would get
pulled either he'll lose it for the lap one or get it back during that, but he just couldn't
launch at all.
And that's what's going on with the McLaren, I think, but they had Max and Lando had identical
reaction time.
Yeah.
And Max just annihilated him off the line, which is insane.
I don't understand that.
What's the next race?
Monza Monza.
I get to pick first.
Don't be over there.
Fucking pick it like the number.
Well, I get to pick the number and I get to pick the fucking squad first.
Go.
It's okay.
I'm going to fucking lose anyways.
It doesn't matter.
What happened to your pen?
Don't you have a fancy pen?
Oh, yeah.
Maybe if you want a pencil, is you going to race or do you care?
I do.
I do kind of want to race.
Yeah.
Just in case if I want to change my people.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a really boring race.
Nothing really happened.
Damn dude.
Paris is going to cost Red Bull the constructors.
That's guaranteed.
Oh yeah.
100%.
I don't know what they're doing, dude.
I think right your people.
This is the F1 segment.
Oh, we have to come.
I just also said Norris talks about F1 title challenges.
Stupid.
Well, it's unlikely he'll win.
It's unlikely that he'll win.
But it's almost a sure thing.
They're going to win the constructors.
Yeah.
Which is so wild.
Like they stay were so bad at the beginning of last year.
And now they're winning the constructors.
Norris is only 70 points off.
Yeah.
But what are the chances that Max is going to win every single race for the
remainder of the season and Max is not going to win another race?
Or not get second.
I still think it's unlikely.
Max is probably going to win a couple more races.
I just have a feeling.
I feel like all all Red Bull need to do is fire Sergio Perez.
Yeah, that too.
Here's what I want.
This is I think I want him to fire him and put Danny Rick in that seat and put
Liam Lawson in the RB and call it a day.
Just do it.
Yeah, just fucking down.
I don't know why they haven't done that yet.
Money.
Just do it.
Well, here me out.
If if you put if you put a Sergio or if you get rid of Sergio or just don't get
rid of them, just have him as a reserve driver for each.
No, no, no, no, no, no, just fucking can his ass.
It's what he needs.
Terry, I think Terry, it's over.
What he needs over.
This is what Sergio needs to do.
Sergio just needs to go to fucking Audi and call it a day.
Well, he needs to retire.
He's not that he's not that he's gone.
He's gone.
Terry, I think he has confidence.
33 34 he's like our age 35 34 31 things like 33 25.
I'm like 25.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
I'm like fucking 18.
I'm young buck.
Yeah, that's why we're getting rid of him, dude.
Get rid of him.
Get rid of that's where we're over all of our stuff that we've bought the fucking
roadcaster to which is like $1,000 or our our mics are like another $1,000.
No, our Mac books are $1,000.
That's true.
And then more than that, any Mac book is like minimum $1,000.
How much was I think this is like 1200 or something because it was the mind was
like only eight.
Oh yeah, because you got it like on sale or something.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, anyways, but like I almost want to just.
I almost want to just completely ignore this race.
It was so boring.
I feel like this season.
Don't give me wrong.
This is not an exciting track either.
It's a temple of speed.
You know what I don't like the temple of speed.
I spa is such a good track and it's like before the summer break and then you're
like, oh, so great.
It's fun to watch and then they come back with a shit track like Xandivore and it's
like, oh, I never really liked Xandivore.
Yeah, I hate it.
It sucks.
I do like Monza though.
Yeah, it's Monza's cool, but it's still kind of boring.
Monza's just speed.
Just hauling booty.
You think Ferrari's going to win it?
No.
Dude, Leclerc got P3 at Xandivore on a week they were nowhere.
Like that's pretty impressive.
Their car was supposed to be like the fourth best car and he fucking nailed it.
Leclerc did.
What a fucking great race.
It seems like fucking McLaren.
Piazza shit the bed.
Yeah.
Piazza shit the bed.
Mercedes Mercedes were kind of nowhere and no man's land.
That was a big underperforming from them.
Pierre Gasly was doing well.
Yeah.
I don't know where a Esteban was doing.
He was just jerking off.
He was shit.
Yuki Yuki.
Joe Gwon you like the fucking two salver dude the salver.
So Joe, there are two laps down.
Joe Joe and Sergeant need to be cool.
And Sergeant need to be kick the fuck out right now.
The only reason the only reason why did you see one you see Sergeant's crash in free practice.
I saw it.
Yeah.
Fucking crazy.
Dude, the dude sucks.
Yeah.
I don't know why they just don't kick him put whoever who was supposed to be there.
Sorry.
Science.
Science is supposed to go there.
But why don't you just put in fucking Oliver Berman in there like put their backup driver
in or something.
But there the backup driver would do way better than fucking Sergeant will probably won't
crash the car.
It's okay.
Sergeant only scored one point in his fucking career.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Or is it to I don't know.
Yuki qualified well but like had a terrible race.
So like Danny Rick ended up beating him in the race, which is kind of cool.
Yuki school to like Yuki.
Holkenberg is doing well in the house.
He almost got a point.
Yep.
Got P 11.
Yep.
Okay.
He was only five seconds down from him.
But whatever.
Who had the fastest KPH.
Don't know.
Lando got fastest lap on the last lap of the race.
He did.
Which is pretty crazy.
He went to a two Lando.
Yeah.
202 miles per hour.
KPH.
Well no.
202 miles per hour.
That's like 300 and something KPH.
Oh yeah.
What's his KM slash H.
Well 200 is miles per hour.
Top speed though.
For an F1 car.
All right.
What do you got for me Monza boy.
Is it next weekend Monza.
Yeah.
Is there a triple header or only a double header.
I think it's a double.
And then we skip a week and we go to Azure by John.
Then Singapore.
And then Singapore.
Singapore.
Obviously McLaren is going to win Singapore because Red Bull sucks.
Oh yeah.
Red Bull never won Singapore.
Red Bull could win Monza in Azure by John.
McLaren is faster than Red Bull though.
Like on a straight line now.
So I think I think McLaren is going to win fucking next week.
I think I think.
Nah.
I think.
I think McLaren is better in the.
Twisty.
Twisty bits.
Unlike.
I still think they're better in a straight line.
It's okay.
If Red Bull just throws on hard still win.
Somehow they win.
Monza.
Yeah.
They're just throwing hards.
You think the Ferraris are going to.
The Ferraris are going to.
Fucking.
Like they did last time.
Ferraris are just going to crash.
A little butt session.
A little.
Ferraris are going to crash into each other.
Like they almost said last year.
They did.
And they bumped.
They may have almost bumped into some lockups but the whole crash.
I swear to God.
I'm going to pick the number and it's going to be fucking two.
Do you want to make a bet right now?
Yeah.
I don't know whether or not you think Sergio Perez will get another podium this season.
I go against.
So why?
There's no point in that.
Finish your writings.
My thing would be.
Man this is a tough you know it's always hard because McLaren is good but that you can
never count max out on any truck anywhere in the world.
Oh shit.
Alex Albán T1.
Dude imagine.
Dude imagine
Imagine if he wins Lewis Hamilton
I'm just gonna keep picking Lewis
No matter what happens. I don't know like
Your top my top two are always gonna be the Lando max Lando max. Yeah, it doesn't matter
It's just like the three four and five are the ones that you need
But if I just pick the same exact order, yeah
Then I will win if
I
Win
There's no crashes
There's not this monster. I feel like no are there normally safety cars in Monza
Not usually unless you do something I guess there is that first little jigga jigga jigga
It's the only place that would something will happen. I know but it could happen
There's a lot there could be there could be one at the beginning
Mm-hmm because that's where they're all heading straight down there
Feel like any lap though. Can I put one can't put one point five?
No whole numbers
Fuck is wrong with you. I'm gonna put Terry if you pick one point five
That's the same as picking two just so you know I know in terms of this
Yeah, but then you can pick one and then you might win
If you pick one point five or two and I pick one and one happened it doesn't matter whether you picked one point five or
I'm just saying if I pick if you say I'm like just pick two if I pick two then if you're gonna pick one and then one happens
I lose no matter what even that doesn't change anything if you have one and a half or two Terry I get that
Why do you say it?
That's a showtower right there at one point five. That's a fucking great show title one point five
Actually like that. Just one point five
Low key shout out to you. Oh
You pussy bitch
You're such a pussy. What do you mean?
You're over here like sucking on land of cock and you don't even put him first after he just fucking wins a second race ever
Did you pick the exact same? No, you didn't
You're such a bitch. What do you mean?
You have no balls
I'm trying to win money
You have no balls I'm trying to win
I'm not trying to fucking lose you don't think land is going back to back
No, I think the Red Bull can catch them
I'm putting my faith if Landau wins next race. I'm not putting max in first ever again
I'll say to get right here right now. It's time stamped in forever
If if Landau if Landau wins next race. I'm not putting max in first ever again
Until they until they start winning which is most likely never
Hmm I'm gonna do something crazy do some crazy do something crazy
I'm gonna mute this but I'm going to
We're gonna do what you do
You want to read them off you can read them off people are we tomorrow? Oh my god a one-two
All right for Monza Mike's picks are starting from fifth working the way up
To one is science max Leclerc Piaz tri Lando. I'm a Claren one two
Check it out. My watch me fucking annihilate you watch that now watch you get everything over everything, right?
And then I have starting from fifth is
Hamilton Piaz tri Leclerc Lando max
And I'm gonna lose
But you have the tiebreaker probably well no, you never it doesn't matter if the tiebreaker if I fucking lose so few
situations nowadays that I feel like the whoever picks the number one is gonna win the tiebreaker always until they're one or two just depends on like the
The day until they're one or zero. Oh, can I pick zero?
No
What?
Why not? I
Did we talk about this? I don't think we talked about this. I don't think we ever did
3423232 and I don't think we I don't think we ever
I think we kind of just were like
It has to be a number. I think it has zero well zero is a number technically
Yeah, so if you pick one and I can pick zero and then if it's a flawless clean race like it was today
Then I would win the tiebreaker
Why not?
Why can't I do that? I think you have to pick a value more than one or more than zero. I feel like that's fucking stupid
Right I
Think the reason we did it is because I like I cover you off if I pick two because I get to and then I also win anything above
Because I have closer. Okay. No one can pick zero. Yeah, I think we've discussed this already before but I don't remember what we said
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine
No one can pick zero because you have pretty good handwriting, huh?
Yeah, decent handwriting sometimes. Yeah, when I look like a girl handwriting. What do you for real? Yeah, that's a compliment
Oh, not it like a diss no girls have good handwriting. Oh, are you saying I'm a girl?
I'm saying you have good decent handwriting. So like girl handwriting. It's an applause. Yeah, we want applause
No, I think you took it off. Oh, I don't want to press buttons because that's what you said last time
There was a stock applause button and I like deleted it. Yeah, I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, you shouldn't have but you did already
You liked that one, huh? I mean it was good. Yeah
Nothing beats a David Lucas. Yeah, though
Yeah, it doesn't nothing beats that yeah
But yeah used to have a
Used to
Think I have the wrong but
Yeah, if I get it, I like I like the like the pointy stuff
The what like a pointy like a pointy tip to a like a pen or a pencil you're like a sharp tip, right?
And vice. Yeah, like a tiny-ass mechanical pencil
Huh pens have a tiny tip
Some do yeah some do where the fuck is it? What am I doing?
Interesting I'm using a different tool than I usually use to download videos. That's interesting from what?
The gram yeah, I'm using a different one
Which is weird are you gonna leave the buy me a coffee link in the description?
Uh, yeah, just leave it there make sure just to make sure people are
Well, I want to see that's just a sight but I want to see if the donate button if if the donate button works starting
Coming up. Yeah, we can take it out because then we can just well
I might tell people to go to the donate button. It might happen
Oh, some apps might not support the only button correct. So we have to leave it in good call never mind. I take it back
Also like
Yeah, if that doesn't happen, but also I believe what if it's not on the like it's only on the RSS feed button thing
That makes sense. It doesn't I
Think it's only on certain apps that support it Terry. So like if people use Spotify
I don't know why you do that to listen to podcasts or like Apple
Then you would not be able to see the donate button. So actually it's good to just leave that link in how we have it. Yeah, I
Believe I believe only certain apps you do believe or you do believe I do believe
Okay
Yeah, this is a different one that I used to use there was another one that was quick and easy, but it's whatever
Yeah, this one takes forever
We're downloading something. Yeah, I'm downloading while you're doing that. I want to give you an update on our favorite topic
What's that?
The presidential election
Astronauts butch will
Space back on June 5th. Oh
They won't come back. I just want to say oh my god
I just want to say how much you laughed when they popped up. You're like, oh, I love them
Starliner Atlas 5 a test flight mission that was supposed to last eight days
But now they will not be returning home until late February
Stretching their time in space to eight months space flight is risky even at it's safest and
Even at its most routine
Well, the fuck is that me? He's the admin. I was at the Minnesota dude. They made the final decision
On what we thought on what they made an official decision NASA what they're not coming back on that craft
They're not allowing them to come back on that one like they made an official press conference about it
Oh, are they gonna like and attempt are they just gonna kick it out in the space?
They're gonna bring it back unmanned and still try to like get it back, but they're gonna come back on a SpaceX later
Oh my listen to him as flight by nature
Nature is neither safe nor routine NASA announcing Saturday
They will return home using a SpaceX crew 9 dragon capsule instead of Boeing Starliner
the decision to keep butch and sunny aboard the International Space Station and bring the Boeing Starliner home
uncrewed is a result of a commitment to safety
Issues with Starliners thrusters and helium leaks led NASA to make the decision to bring the troubled spacecraft back to earth unmanned next month
NASA now turning to Boeing's competitor in the space race SpaceX to bring those astronauts home
It became very obvious that
9 was
How okay, so I look it's not a no it is not a good look
but what's really interesting is is that if
The International Space Station only has so much what air supply or whatever
Yes, and now I think they but they they have plenty of extra capacity for situations like this
So I think I think they have like the space to store them and like have the food and all that yeah for exactly stuff like this
but I would I would assume that
Like that Starliner had
Some supplies that are there so they're probably using their supplies sure just in case they got lost in space
They have like normal resupplies to they just send up like food and I'm gonna air drop this to you okay
Whenever you become available. I'm available right now
It's available. It's available
Did it go through it did
But
It seems like to me that
it it seemed
This this what it seems like that a Boeing did it was when that when that first thing that happened when they were about to launch
They're like oh, we can't launch it and then there was a bunch of other shit that they were like
We're just gonna patch this with like duct tape or something
There was a lots of stuff with the rocket
I think is what it was or was it the capsule itself when they were well it did describe like a little bit before it went to
This gentleman with the glasses
They delayed it a couple times
There was like a helium leak and some other things I think there's like a thruster leak
Well, that was the issue with the spacecraft. That's what they were saying before this is why they deem it unsafe. Yeah, okay?
Let's see what he says
Up to empty seats have butch and sunny join
The increment crew and return on crew nine the SpaceX crew nine mission will launch no earlier than September 24
NASA and SpaceX are working on several details of that launch including
Reconfiguring seats on the crew nine dragon and adjusting the manifest to carry additional cargo personal effects and dragon specific
spacesuits
Right they go back
Okay, play it out and drag
That guy just butch looks like he's just has to take a fat shit
Does it not doesn't that look like he has to take a fat shit
Well the way his mouth is his lips are held together
It does look like he's holding something in right there like he's either holding I don't I think it's just making a face
I don't I don't think he's the shit. Yeah, I think he probably stick shit. He's this he does not have a neck
Can you just imagine?
Shitting we've talked about this but just like imagine you have to like stick something on your butt and it sucks the shit out as you're
Shitting that that's what it is. Yeah, it's so crazy didn't like I'm like imagine it gets a mess. I'm about this
Yeah, imagine it gets messy and like
How you you don't have a lot of water?
You're like wipes or something do you clean it up with do I just imagine do they do like do they do like shit dumps?
Like on the space, that's a great question like I think we discussed this before
Do you think they do you think they evacuate the you know what you know what I think we did talk about it?
I think the answer you found out was yes, I think they do like do like occasional like
Fecal matter they feel like launch it into space
Just imagine if you shit fecal matter out and it like oh and it's like orbiting the earth and then the astronauts outside and what?
I
Don't know if they go. I think I would just cuz it's frozen. It's frozen instantly right right?
So what if it it hit you in crumble? I?
Think we talked about this, but I remember the answer. I don't remember the answer either, but I think I think it is that they
They dump it they dump it
It's they will more and Williams some of this is a stunning blow to Boeing space program
Which is already massively over budget hit Starliner has been plagued with a number of issues over the years before June's test flight
How certain are you that Boeing will ever launch Starliner with a crew on board again?
100%
Yeah, that's pretty wild
100% I'm looking for I don't think I have it on you do 100 freaking percent. I don't like that one. I'm over it
I'm over that Donald one
Anyway, that's my update for you Terry
That's the latest and greatest is it latest and greatest that's the latest and greatest
Damn dude that would suck I
Guess it's I guess it's it's nice for them
I think for them they probably like being in space, so they're like yeah, it's fine
They probably enjoy being up there. Yeah, like if you're an astronaut you want to be up in space probably
Wouldn't you want to be like if you're an astronaut you'd probably like always wanting to be up there?
Like most of your time you can't be up there
Yeah, but if you got like an extended stay that you weren't expecting like oh fuck yeah, what the thing is is that?
Do you think they're relieved? Do you think they're like oh fuck? Yeah, we got to go on a fucking SpaceX on the way down. Oh
Like yeah, this fucking piece of shit
It was like it's like driving like a P like a POS to like a fucking luxury car
The like I get the I get the flounce and that doesn't break down
I bet they would have come down on it if they like that's what the decision was
But I don't I don't think they would have been excited about it
but here's the real question is that
even though that
Like Boeing got the thing up to the the ISS and shit like that
but how big of a
like a fuck you
To like to Boeing is that your crew the two people that you sent up and paid for to go up there?
to and then they have to come back on your competitor, which is a fucking
Elon Musk yeah, but the those guys are are like NASA employees. They're not Boeing employees. Oh, they're not no
I thought they were Boeing employees. No, no, no, they're NASA astronauts Terry. Oh, I don't know that the the Boeing
Spaceship and the SpaceX spaceship are just contracted by NASA to fly NASA people
That's just a contractor for their vehicle, but they're everybody who gets on them is like a employee of NASA
It's an astronaut. It's it's like
Yeah, so we're renting shit the government's renting shit. Yeah, they have contracts for them to provide flying services to their people
It's kind of like
airplane pilots
sort of
In a way no airplane pilots are paid by the airlines Terry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's different
Oh, what am I thinking of them? They are gonna be launching when they launch the people soon
They're gonna have a launch of a SpaceX. Mm-hmm. It's gonna be
Non-nasa it's gonna be like private employees and I think that's another private company who's like
Contracting SpaceX to launch them. They didn't blue origin do that
They were origin did something where they just kind of floated around for a little bit because that's not that's not
I didn't go to origin
Didn't go to orbit. Hold on. No, they did they didn't
They didn't they just went up and back down really fast. Is that what it was?
a commercial flight are they gonna SpaceX is it SpaceX is gonna launch one with non
Nasa astronauts soon which that will not be
But what I just said, yeah
What do I mean? I wonder how much that would be
Tolerous dawn is called Polaris dawn. How much would it be first commercial spacewalk?
This is what they're gonna do soon. I think it's like in a month pause
pause goddamn it
Are you yeah SpaceX Falcon rocket is scheduled to launch the crude Polaris dawn mission on August 27th?
So it's in two days
The mission will feature the first ever commercial spacewalk
So this is gonna be different than what I said who paid for it like who's paying for seats
I don't know. I think some like rich space company. Let's find out
I