Sure.
Do you ever get like, when you drink?
I don't drink.
That's fine.
I know you don't.
You're a sober man.
I am.
I drink.
You've drank?
I did not drink any alcohol since Thursday.
Since Thursday?
Yeah.
No way.
Low key.
Low key?
Do you believe me?
No.
That's what I got.
I don't believe you.
At the time, the reason why, you want to know why I don't believe you?
This time it's true though.
Didn't you do, didn't you go a whole month?
We both did.
We did, in last October together, didn't we?
Wasn't it last October?
I think.
We did it.
Did we?
Yes.
That was sober October.
You and me both went a whole month.
We did?
Yes.
Remember?
Together.
Together, like friends.
But have you ever like, drank and then like woke up with just a headache even though
you just had one drink?
Um, I mean, yeah, a small amount.
Not like going crazy.
I think I've woken up with like a not ideal situation.
Like I just, I had one drink last night.
Was it a beer or like?
It was just a beer, yeah.
And don't you like, in order to gluten or some shit?
So you like beer fucks you up?
It was one of those, uh, Linden, this like those summer shandies.
I'm sorry?
A summer shandy?
What's a summer shandy?
A summer shandy.
Look at it.
Pull it up.
It's a summer shandy.
I can't pronounce the name though.
Say it again.
Summer shandy.
Summer shummer, summer shandy.
Shandy beer?
Shandy.
Like a sandy cheeks.
Summer shandy.
Sandy or shandy?
Shandy.
Uh oh.
Were you born in?
I was just so stupid.
You should type in that you were born in 18, uh, 1867.
This is it?
It's summer shandy.
Is this what you had?
Yeah, but I don't know exactly that brand.
Exactly that brand, but I don't know.
Linen Lugels.
Linen Lugels?
I don't know.
Liny, Liny.
Liny?
It's a Liny summer shandy.
Liny Lugels?
Wait.
It's a lemonade beer?
It's a, it's a, yeah.
It's weird.
It's a lemonade beard.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Oh, it's what is made with lemonade flavor.
So they put like natural flavors for lemon.
There's the name right there.
Linden Kugels.
Linden Kugels, Linden Kugels.
It's right there in the name where it's this Tavern tradition.
Lining Kugels.
Linen Lining, Lining, Linen Kugels.
So they flavor a beer with lemon.
Look at that artificial flavoring.
I guess.
Look at that.
Look at that I think you use right there baby.
Where?
Go up?
11.
Why'd you drink this?
That was something.
Something to drink.
I would rather drink nothing than this.
This is the best thing you had?
Well, it was either that or a Merlot that was half drank.
I might have picked the Merlot.
But what do you mean half drank?
And the bottle was half gone?
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
Well, I just didn't want.
If the bottle's already open, a glass is easy to get.
I didn't really feel like having wine.
But you wanted this piece of crap?
I wanted to try it.
It was dog shit.
It's not bad.
If I was at a bar or not a bar, but if I was at a, you know,
a gathering, a barbecue or a cookout or whatever
you want to call it these days, and all they had was that,
I would drink that.
I mean, you would too, right?
I would taste a sip, and then I would decide
that I didn't want it.
You probably wouldn't like it.
You'd probably want the grapefruit one,
because you like tart shit.
Well, this is lemon.
Lemon's kind of tart.
But they have a grapefruit shandy.
Look at the grapefruit shandy.
Did you have that one on deck?
No, I don't.
Oh, yeah.
See, the problem that I don't like is it's just beer,
and they stick natural flavors in it
to make it taste like fruit.
That's fucking gross.
Just put fruit juice in it.
Why the flavors?
You know what I mean?
It's cheaper to do artificial.
Yeah, but it's more expensive.
They'll give you a little bit of real fruit.
Because, God forbid, we eat real shit and not fake lab
grown fucking lab-formulated drops
of natural fake flavoring.
It's probably, like you said, made from a beaver's
ass or something.
That's vanilla, I think.
Artificial vanilla is beaver's bubble.
But you know what I'm saying?
They're making artificial grapefruit flavor out
of some concoction animal ass in a lab.
Why are we doing this, Kerry?
Why do we eat this?
Why don't we just eat the natural shit,
like the real fruit shit?
Like fuck the price.
We should draw a line of the sand and say,
we're not going to eat and drink shit that's
flavored with these natural flavors.
They call artificial.
Artificial?
ART?
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Artificial flavor.
Artifishol.
Flavoring.
I got a real beer, red log grape.
Robust red Vienna style log.
Is there any flavors in this?
It looks, it's from Wisconsin.
OK, good.
They don't put any shit in there.
Yeah, they do.
It's really, you see all this page says,
pairs with grilled meat, fried food.
But if you go to the summer shandy one,
or the summer shandy one, it's brought down.
It's in a better paragraph formation.
So you're saying they have bad website design?
Yes.
I'm just saying that.
They have trademarked this.
This company has trademarked summer shandy.
Yes.
The term summer shandy.
Yep.
Let's see.
How is artificial flavoring for grapefruit?
Created.
Yes, there's artificial flavors in that, too.
Halani.
Yeah.
Artificial grapefruit.
No, it's naturally flavored.
That means there's natural flavors, which are what, Terry?
Artificial.
The same thing as artificial flavors.
Artificial grapefruit, it's flavoring
is created through a process of chemicals synthesis,
where individual flavor compounds
are combined to replicate the taste and aroma of fresh grape
fruit.
The approach is often used in food beverages
and cosmetic injuries industries due to its cost,
effectiveness, and consistency.
So what makes it up?
Newt chitone.
Can I just say if the ingredients to make natural flavors
aren't possible for you to pronounce and read,
don't you think it's a problem that we consume so many of them?
And by we, I mean you.
I mean, you probably do it as well.
Team introvert, shout out to you.
Hell yeah, you want to see the back?
Not really.
It's just the same thing with a fucking mirror.
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
It's better just to say the team introvert on the front.
Yeah, I know.
I'm hashtagging.
Hashtag?
Hashtagging.
Shout out to me.
You're not just team introvert, you're hashtagging introvert?
Actually, let's retract that statement from hashtag.
Shout out to introverts.
Is that a show title?
Shout out to introverts?
No, team introvert.
Yeah, do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Write it down.
Yeah, yeah.
Write it down.
Put it in your little book.
Is that a title?
Yeah, yeah.
It's easier to just say yeah, yeah, and say right.
Don't say right.
But oh.
It's empty.
It's the one that says right.
You fucking dummy.
I don't know where that one is.
I shouldn't have said that.
I'm sorry.
100.
No.
No, it read them.
No.
Try reading.
I do believe.
No, I just know where they're at.
I'm sorry.
So left it on.
Yes.
Oh, come on.
Oh, yeah.
Do we have what that thing do?
Do we have do we have right on there?
I don't think so.
Those are no.
No.
Hit it.
I'll show you my way.
I got to get that.
Do you believe?
Please stop it.
Yeah.
Good frickin percent.
No, I'm happy to measure and straddle.
I lost at it.
Oh, there's no way.
That's the only thing to ever happen to me.
A competitive atmosphere.
But we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
Good.
I'm glad.
I'm glad we figured that out together.
But you know, I just wanted to know last night.
Can I just say?
Last night there was a huge rain bombs.
Can I just say that?
It's a.
Anytime you go back to this one.
Hit it.
It brings a smile on my face.
We're going to get it.
I love that one.
So we don't have right on there.
Get it.
Do I have right to even have a right?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
We do.
I think we have a.
I don't know.
But it's made up of.
New Katon, a natural compound found in grape for peels.
Is a resemble of the OK.
And then Val Valin scene.
Is a used starting material for artificial products.
So I don't know.
So this is you saying right.
Right.
Oh, Amnesty.
Well, you're a.
Am I ready?
I'm ready.
Oh, that's never mind.
Sorry.
I don't have it.
Right.
I don't have just right.
You do.
You have me saying it.
That's stupid, though.
Right.
Well, you're 100 percent right.
Oh, that's been reacting to the 100 percent.
Not the right part.
100 percent.
People were saying 100 percent way too much.
What do you just get?
And right way too much.
What is it you pay to do here exactly?
What do you get paid to do here exactly?
No, people were saying 100 percent.
100 percent.
And they're saying right way too much.
I have co-workers who end every sentence with saying by saying
right and it pisses me to fuck off.
I try not to use that word that much.
Or like if I'm in a meeting at work and somebody who's saying
that a lot and I'm just like, I'm just biting my tongue.
Like my fuck what I do is I go, I go.
Just make your fucking statement.
No, to say right.
It's not always right, motherfucker.
Sometimes wrong.
Instead of using right.
What are we going with team introvert?
I got to write this.
Yeah, team introvert.
Team introvert.
If you don't have.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah.
We're good.
All right.
Shout to you.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying is if you don't know how to spell it's right here.
Got it.
Just not, you know.
Because that's the problem we've got right now.
Yeah.
Because you don't know how to spell.
Go on.
But please continue.
Yeah.
What I like to do instead of saying right, I say yeah.
At the end of the sentence instead of saying right.
Yeah.
So do it.
So to be like.
Today's a fucking bang and day.
Yeah.
So it's also equally fucking frustrating outside.
Yeah.
You know, it's equally as frustrating as right.
Yeah.
That shit.
That shit is as equally as frustrating.
But it sounds better than saying right.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, it does.
Because right sounds more of like a powerful statement.
No.
They're both an unnecessary addition.
Where you're kind of adding the question at the end.
It's like, you make a statement.
Grass is green.
Right.
Yeah.
Grass is green.
Yeah.
Well, it's like, no, make the fucking statement asshole.
We, it doesn't need to be a question.
I think it's a question mark, right?
No, just make the statement.
I think that's a good title show.
Just make the statement too long.
I think for, for me, it's more of a.
You think or you do think I do believe.
I do believe.
You know that now that is a great example of an extra word that is valuable to a
sentence.
I do believe.
Yes.
Saying I believe.
Yeah.
And saying I do believe.
Cause that's fucking badass.
It's more like, it's the grass.
It's the grass green.
I do believe.
I do believe the grass is green.
The grass is green.
I believe the grass is green.
I do believe the grass is green.
I do believe the right.
Shout to you.
All right.
What were you saying?
I don't remember.
Well, how to get it.
I just want to know how.
What is artificial flavoring?
No, not artificial flavoring.
I'm not going to say that.
I wouldn't say what is.
It's like a concoction of fake shit.
How do they make.
I want to know how it's made in a little p traditional lab.
They like do little drops of like fake shit and mix it up to make a flavor.
How, how is artificial flavoring created for great for what's the process of creating
an artificial flavor?
Probably getting.
You know what?
Instead of you doing this, why don't I just pull up a video showing us how to do it?
Yeah, sure.
That'll probably work.
The nibble.
How is artificial flavoring?
Grapefruit is one of the weirdest fruits on the planet.
My dad loves grapefruits.
It's very bitter in which I don't.
I like it, but I don't like it at the same time.
Deep in the heart of the exotic force of Madagascar.
Can I just say that today I just connected to no problem.
I don't have to change my sound settings.
It just works.
Yes.
Shout out to shut up to Apple.
Live in exotic to the box.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Apple.
Shout out to roadcast.
Go to an exotic being.
Pro two.
What happens if they can make a.
Can you shut the fuck up?
We have to make a pro three.
Then we're not going to get it because this one works great.
What do you mean?
What if they make a pro three?
Then they make one.
What if they make a pro four?
Then you can go.
Giz all over one.
What if.
Can we learn this or not?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
With an exotic name.
They call it vanilla.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, vanilla.
It's not exotic at all.
It's in everything from ice cream to pastries to shampoo to
vapes.
I mean, it's a synonymous with bland and boring, right?
Right.
Surprise twist of narrative perspective.
Vanilla is not actually as common as you think.
In fact, it's actually still the second most expensive spice in
the world.
Really?
That's why a tiny little bottle of real vanilla extract is
like $20.
Really expensive.
A widespread flavor.
It's insane.
With how easy it is to mimic vanilla with one of the first
artificial flavors.
See in a lab with Petri dishes and fucking tubes.
It's probably quite essential oils.
Yeah, essential oils are actual real oil, natural oil from the
thing.
They're not like 90 to 97% of all vanilla flavored things don't
have any real vanilla at all.
Now this might come as a surprise because vanilla flavor
things actually taste like vanilla and we expect to
taste like a godless affront to mother nature.
Yeah, dude.
No, no, no.
That's a good example.
Like banana, Laffy Taffy is a good example of how much it
doesn't taste like a banana.
But hear me out.
There's like banana popsicles that are like artificial.
They say the artificial flavor of a banana tastes more like
the original taste of a banana.
I disagree.
Because the banana that you taste now has been altered.
Like for centuries easy to fake and to what it is today.
But also it's going to stink too.
Well, in order to explain if you didn't know that wrong about
artificial flavors, we need to talk about what a flavor actually
is.
Tell me there are actually only five tastes your tongue can
detect.
So when you're thinking of distinct, umami, sweet, sour,
bitter, salty, umami, what is it?
It's like a umami.
I'm looking it up.
Like a Japanese thing.
No, I don't fucking know.
The difference between a blue slushie and a red slushie.
Umami.
Uh.
What?
Hold on.
Actually thinking of aromas.
Come back to me.
Flavors are really just a combination of chemicals that you
smell while consuming a food.
Your other senses kind of have to play as well.
They don't really have time to get into all that.
So I'm just going to cram all of those irrelevant fun facts into
the next two seconds.
A pleasant savory taste.
So it's a little on the same page.
Let's get into why artificial flavors taste so wrong.
Much like a baby, there are two main ways an artificial flavor
can be achieved.
I'm really not learning anything.
This is just telling us like a backstory of how this is fucking
created.
Some of the most iconic wrong tasting things were discovered
when someone decided that a new chemical just kind of reminded
them of a red slushie.
For example, methyl anthranylate, better known as artificial
grape, or more accurately, vaguely purple flavor, didn't
actually, that should be a show tunnel right there.
Artificial grape.
We're a methyl anthranylate.
Yeah.
But I like artificial grape better.
I like artificial grape.
I'm going to go with the one that's called the
purple flavor.
Can you go back?
That's fucking hysterical.
Iconic wrong tasting things were discovered when someone
decided that a new chemical just kind of reminded them of a
real flavor.
For example, methyl anthranylate, better known as artificial
grape, or more accurately, vaguely purple flavor, didn't
actually come from grapes.
Chemists have been pulling it from a slug.
Vaguely purple flavor.
I like how we associate purple with grape, even though
grapes aren't, are they purple?
Sure.
Red grapes are, yeah.
That's not purple, that's red.
Oh, purple grapes, yeah.
What, are there such things as purple grapes?
Yeah, there's purple grapes and there's green grapes.
Purple grapes.
Slightly less popular snack, industrial coal tar, and using
it as grape flavoring for decades before I discovered that
it could actually be found, trace amounts in real grapes.
An even weirder example would be isoamyl acetate, which
American viewers would recognize as artificial banana, but
my English viewers would recognize as artificial pear.
Whatever it is they call pears over there.
Pigly wigglies.
Sorry to break it to you, but isoamyl acetate is just a
vaguely fruity flavor.
Since jargonel pears were all the rage in England when the
chemical was first discovered, they decided to market it as
pear, but over in the U.S. where those pears were in as popular,
they told people it tastes like banana instead.
Since American said no idea what banana tasted like, everyone
was just like, oh yeah, totally.
This is definitely what banana tastes like.
Just as a side note, bananas did actually taste more like
their Laffy Taffy counterparts until the 1950s when they
were all killed off and replaced by back ups.
Told you!
But we have a whole other video about that.
Puzzle that shit!
Replaced by banana back ups?
I just want to say that you've not noticed this first thing
in the thing forever.
I didn't notice that already.
I'm just letting you know that...
Yeah, I didn't say you were lying.
Yes you did!
I literally didn't say a fucking word.
Yes you did!
No?
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to read the transcripts.
I literally was ignoring you.
I was literally ignoring you.
Laffy Taffy's banana flavoring is almost as close to the
identical as bananas were back in the day.
So I still don't believe that statement.
That's what he just said.
Anyway, literally what he just said.
Artificial banana flavor was modeled after original banana flavor.
That might be true, but I don't believe that it actually tasted like it.
Conspiracy theorist!
For a long time this was basically how all flavors were created.
Can I put these into some new poison that killer sauce is with?
Notice that their lab smelled vaguely like apples and bottled up whatever was oozing
from their machines for children to enjoy around the world.
Obviously, it makes sense why a lot of these early artificial flavors...
Cool-Aid is spelled K-O-L, not C-O-L.
Cool.
K-O-L, yeah.
Some of which we still use today don't taste quite right.
It's because they aren't right, but we don't live in the 1800s anymore.
We have penicillin, rocker ships, and we can even make things taste like apples on purpose.
In fact, we know exactly which 300 or so chemicals make up the composition of an apple.
See, right there.
300 or so chemicals.
I'm going to mix together 300 chemicals to mimic the flavor of an apple.
Doesn't that seem creepy to you?
It tastes like someone candy day rot of uranium.
Doesn't that seem creepy though?
You've got a natural thing called an apple, and instead of just flavoring shit with real apple juice or whatever,
they decide, I'm going to mix together 30 or whatever, 300 chemicals,
and we're going to put that in apple-flavored candy.
Doesn't that make you think there's something wrong about that?
Is that not right?
Is the chemical...
Maybe your body can't actually process that shit.
Yeah, is it more or less the fact of...
It's not grown outside, Terry.
That's my problem.
I get that, I get that.
Real shit grows in the fucking dirt.
From the dirt.
From the dirt, and when it's coming, when they do shit like this, it just seems off to me.
It makes me question.
But does it seem more...
Obviously, a liquid is easier to produce,
but would you think it would cost more for them to put...
like make that chemical,
and then just...
or just having a fucking apple?
I think it's cheaper to do it this way because the...
these things are like shelf-stable maybe,
whereas the natural juices from actual fruits are not maybe as shelf-stable as long.
I think it has to do with that.
You can't put it on a shelf for years and years and years and it never goes bad.
That's the value point.
But you can just do the same thing by putting that...
or a preservative into it.
Yeah, but then you're getting...
Sodium benzoate?
Then you're getting into the whole unnatural shit again.
Like natural fruit juice from a fruit is not shelf-stable.
That's what makes it real.
This shelf-stable shit isn't real.
True.
We're doing shit to stuff to make it last long and not go bad.
But doesn't that make you think,
is your body meant to process shit like that?
I don't think so.
Seems off to me.
Seems like there's some shady shit going on.
Alright, I'm done with this.
That doesn't seem very right.
You're here, banana boy.
This video was made by...
I don't like this guy's fucking voice.
You don't like a lot of people.
Why are Americans obsessed with Starbucks?
Did you see that the new Starbucks CEO is like the ex-Chapolai CEO?
Oh great, so there's going to be more E. Coli and Starbucks' shit?
E. Coli and Starbucks...
I just want to say, my thing just popped.
I'm glad that you got the reference.
E. Coli and Starbucks' shit?
Yeah, because...
Oh no, I got the reference.
We share this bond.
We share the E. Coli...
The Chipotle E. Coli bond.
E. Coli and Starbucks' shit?
That's a great thought.
E. Coli in...
Fuck, I can't write in Starbucks.
Starbucks is shit.
I just want to say that right as I was saying that and I little giggle,
it's because my image generator popped the image from my cue that was running.
It's fucking amazing.
What did she type in?
I typed purple...
Cool Kool-Aid Man?
If it actually finishes correctly, we're using it.
I hope.
So I typed in just purple grape Kool-Aid Man.
I'm going to wait until it fully generates because it's still loading,
but I got the preview.
I'm going to show you in this video.
Just wait until it's done.
I'll wait until it's done.
We should look up...
I feel like looking up conspiracy theories.
I want to talk about Starbucks.
And then it's conspiracy.
Oh, actually...
For millions...
I want to show you one thing before this.
I think...
I'm going to show you one thing before this.
That's fine.
I think the reason why people are so obsessed with Starbucks is that
they probably put MSG in their shit.
Like secretly.
I think it's just sugar.
I don't think they're worried about MSG.
To be honest, half the time when you go to Starbucks,
you're getting a cup full of sugar.
With a little bit of coffee.
Yeah.
When people tell...
Did you see this?
How annoying would this be?
Driverless car walks,
awaking San Francisco residents at night.
With consistent hunks.
Did you know this was even a thing?
They have these things like...
They're like Ubers, but they're all autonomous in San Francisco.
It's called...
It's like Z-O-O-X.
Waymo.
Waymo?
It's called Waymo.
There's Z-O-O-X, which is the same thing.
I didn't even know they had this,
but this is in San Francisco.
They do have this.
Okay.
And it's automated, like little taxi cars that no one just drive by themselves.
They have it down in a company called...
I think it's Zook.
Or Zooks.
We're around here.
No, it's in Vegas.
It's Z-O-O-X.
We'll check this out.
They're doing the same concept.
This is insane.
Cars are driving some people crazy in San Francisco.
Their horns have been heard honking all night as they try to park themselves.
There's no people in those.
Yeah, video show for you.
They're all trying to park at the end of the night in like their parking lot around everyone's apartment.
And they have a feature that whenever another car gets close, they honk.
So they're all just like fucking around in the parking lot, trying to park and honking at each other
and then just stopping and starting.
Video shows the way though cars honking away as they come into a parking lot.
Nearby residents say it is happening throughout the evening.
In fact, it's happening every night.
I would go crazy.
One woman has even been captured in the woods on a live stream.
When they all come back at once, they get into a traffic jam and they start honking at each other.
They create their own traffic jam in their traffic lot.
She thinks it's even funny.
It's funny to think about road loss getting into traffic jams, but here we are.
I could not be more cranky today.
Over the past two weeks, I've been woken up more times overnight than I have combined over 20 years.
That would drive me nuts too.
Waymo's eyes at the cars are made to blast their horns when they get too close to one another.
That's why they're doing it, because anytime they get close to an object, they honk.
And they're all just circled jerking in the parking lot.
Maybe what they should do, what Waymo should do, which I'm pretty sure they're about to do it, is...
They're introducing a software update to fix the issue.
Yeah, where it's like between these...
In their parking lot?
In their parking lot, it'd just be quiet.
Yeah, especially if your parking lot is around residential people.
Yeah.
That's insane.
You would probably look up... Since we're on the automata... Yeah, look up ZOX.
Yeah.
Autonomous driving.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah.
You can look... Yeah, just play a little video of it.
Just FY folks, this is an old ass lady who's talking about how she can get in a fucking automated taxi.
Probably die in a fireball.
I want to see the crash test on this thing.
Well, let's see what she has to say.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, she's 104 years old.
Incent.
Crossed your way.
Way back when?
Yeah.
1920.
Jesus.
We have one automobile in the family.
Can I just say something?
Yeah.
That chick...
She don't look that old.
Can I just say, that chick was someone you might find attractive during World War II.
She probably was attractive back then.
She was like in her young 20s in World War II.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Yeah.
And she's still kicking.
She's seen a lot of shit.
And that was to be used by both my father and mother.
A shit-ton of presidents.
I took a streetcar to class, and then I had to take it to when I was working.
It was much different to have an automobile.
What about cars that drive themselves?
Gotta be sure that people feel completely easy to see where those cars go.
Had she still lived in her house?
That's pretty impressive.
Yeah.
Are you excited?
Are you nervous?
No, I'll be glad to go.
I mean, I'm not afraid of it.
Not at all.
You have to push a lot of buttons, but that's okay.
My family is all interested in it.
For one thing, I trust everything.
I don't like it.
Off we go.
At all.
You don't like it?
It makes me nervous.
Dude, just looking at it makes me nervous.
Everything makes me nervous about this fucking thing.
I think it's...
I don't mind going backwards or something.
I'm just going someplace.
Think of the things you can do.
Wait, they didn't even show how they started it.
You pretty much get into the car and then there's these pads on each side.
Are you typing the address you want to go to?
And you type in where you want to go.
I'm thrilled.
You've been in one of these?
No.
It's my...
Wait, so you have a little phone interface by every tablet.
And you just say, I want to go to this address.
And it takes you...
Because it's like a taxi, so it just takes you there.
Yeah, it just takes you.
You just swipe it once you're ready and then it'll take you there.
Yeah.
This is fucking creepy.
This actually reminds me a lot of those fucking cars they had in the Westworld show on HBO.
Do you remember that?
It kind of reminds me of...
What are you talking about?
...Irobot.
No, no, no, play the crash test.
I really want you to crash that.
This top one?
Yeah, I just want to see if it can withstand a crash.
Oh, my shit's going to freeze.
The typical crash test takes about 300 milliseconds, like a third of a second to be performed, but
the preparation for it can take weeks.
We have just one chance to get the data we want.
No, you don't.
It's very expensive and complex, so we've got to make sure that we get it right the first time.
I always feel like these...
This, this, this.
Do you remember this?
From Westworld Season 3, they had these...
They looked at just the exact same thing.
I don't.
I've never watched Westworld, so...
I thought you had.
But you can keep going.
Yeah.
That could be it.
It's the same idea.
It's like an automated little taxi box thing.
Yeah, it reminds me of an Irobot.
Sure, but it looks more like the fucking Westworld car.
Yeah, can you just get to the part where they crash it?
Why is every single time that they...
Oh, that's cool.
It like, does like a thing around you.
That's pretty neat.
Well, you've got people sitting both directions, so it kind of has to involve both benches of people.
Yeah.
I like how every single company tries to make it seem so elegant to use fancy words like polycarbonate and...
Aluminium.
Aluminium and temp, like, I don't know what a fancy word for class is.
Remember the plastic?
Yeah, polycarbonate.
Oh, polycarbonate.
It's polycarbonate.
When Johnny I was saying it.
It's just a fancy word of saying plastic.
Can I just say it's quite amazing how fast airbags can deploy?
Isn't it like within one to three milliseconds?
It must be, because like the impact and their deploying as your face is going to go down to hit them.
It's crazy how that technology can deploy so fast.
The airbags in your car are kind of...
Especially the one I don't really like is in the steering wheel.
Is it in the steering wheel?
Is that a freak shot?
I think so.
So you don't...
Smash your face on it.
I would...
You'd rather just smash your face on it.
No.
Why don't you like it?
Explain why you don't like it.
Hold on.
Sometimes those bags are faulty and don't deploy, so you're going into that thing.
Sometimes?
Is that often that happens?
I'm not saying that's often.
Okay.
But you're just having like a mini explosion in your face.
To save your life, though.
I get that.
But I think what they should do...
It's not working.
What they should do is instead of...
It's frozen.
I like that.
I think that's funny.
I'm going to use it if we can.
Well, can you just screenshot it?
Yeah.
Just screenshot it.
Okay.
Please continue.
That's fucking heavy.
I think what they should do is have it come from above.
And like shoot down.
Instead of being explosion in your face.
Come down?
Yeah.
But it might not get in between you and your fucking face.
No, because you can have it...
You have more room.
Yeah, but what's it going to fire out from the ceiling?
Yeah.
It goes...
You know what I'm saying?
It'll be more like this.
It'll be like...
Huge...
No, sorry.
It'll be this.
That's...
You know?
I don't.
You're going to break shit again.
Alright, Starbucks.
Speaking from a coffee drinker over here.
Me?
Yeah.
You just...
You just told me when you came here you drank coffee.
Yeah.
It's a applicable thing.
Yeah.
I didn't...
Well, I did go somewhere, yes.
But that's not the point.
The point is you drank coffee this morning.
So you are...
You can relate to this.
Sure, but I don't get Starbucks because it's trash.
Maybe come the biggest coffee chain in the world through incredibly clever marketing,
devious design, and an uncanny ability to make people spend their money.
Devious design.
I like that.
Well, every company is doing the same thing.
So I don't know why you're talking about just Starbucks in general.
They're just saying Starbucks does it better than anyone.
Because they're fucking the best in the game.
Think about this.
There's like five Starbuckses in every town in America.
Think about this.
Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee.
Correct.
I don't think there's any arguing that statement.
Correct.
That's all it is.
This is how Starbucks brainwashed a generation.
I don't know.
That's a very strong word and a very big accusation.
Maybe the dumb people in the generation.
A huge thank you to ground news for sponsoring today's video.
Now, if you've been a loyal subscriber here on the channel for a while, you might know
that we made a video about Starbucks and how they revel.
I feel like we've watched a video on this guy's channel before.
Explain some other thing.
I don't know.
The coffee industry.
Well, this is sort of a part two to that.
But I do say Starbucks does spend more money on their employees health benefits than any
other company.
Is that true?
I think so.
I don't know if I buy that.
Okay.
We talked about how they spearheaded the whole fair trade idea and then completely abandoned
it.
How they pioneered the coffee shop as a third place to hang out.
I don't get that.
Can I just say, and maybe this is coming from someone who doesn't live in a city where you're
constantly walking and taking public transit and you want a place to sit outside of your
tiny ass little apartment.
Yeah.
So I'm not in that environment.
So maybe that's the explanation for it.
But I don't understand the idea of going to a coffee shop with other fucking humans to
get worked on on your laptop.
I think I don't fucking get that.
I think it's more of a out.
Maybe it's because I'm on a hashtag.
Team introvert.
Yeah.
And I don't like being on people.
Maybe that's it.
I don't know.
I think it's more of a.
It's those hybrid jobs or those hybrid jobs.
Yeah.
What's a hybrid job?
Like three days in office, two days at home, something like that.
Okay.
It's called it's it's like a hybrid.
Okay.
Because you don't have to go to work.
You get to stay home.
So you're saying instead of working at your house, you would go work at a coffee shop.
Well, I would say if you had the option of being in your house.
Or you could be a person that is like self-employed.
So yeah.
And then he likes like go into the coffee shop or part of the day do the work part of the
coffee shop.
I've been to coffee shops.
The hell of I be.
And there's one.
Wait, are we?
You want to go downtown?
You want to go to our spot?
Would you wouldn't you like go post on that couch?
Yeah, we saw someone doing fucking coding.
It's coding.
That was there.
That's a good example.
The coffee shop that we go to sometimes.
Which we did a lot last summer.
Yeah.
That coffee shop.
Oh, it's a different picture this time.
That's fucking amazing.
I like the first one better.
Did you say the first one?
No.
Brother.
This is the second one.
I don't like that one.
I like the one with the Google.
I had the exact same prompt.
I like the Google eyes one.
Should have saved it.
I'll do a new one.
Say it with Google.
You're saying Google.
You're saying that you would not go down to that one and not come to a little couch
cubby.
No, I'm saying like a book or something.
I think I would.
This is what I don't understand.
This is just me because I don't understand it.
So maybe other people will keep doing it.
Well, because it doesn't matter.
It's people that go to like a coffee shop to sit obviously sit down.
There's a vibe.
Get it cool.
And then sit there and read a book or like put their noise canceling headphones on to do
work on their laptop.
Yeah, I don't understand.
If you need to do work in a quiet environment, don't go to a loud environment.
Because if I understand that.
If I was like, if I had a hybrid job where I can just do stuff on my laptop and like
I went to a coffee shop.
Excuse me.
Can I just say that I have a quote unquote hybrid job where I work from home sometimes.
Yeah.
But I would not be able to work at a coffee shop those days for my job.
Yeah.
What I wouldn't be able to what I'm saying is that if I did that and I went to a coffee
shop, it would be more like I'm grabbing the coffee and I'm leaving or my tea or whatever
I'm getting or your matcha or yeah, whatever.
What's a matcha or what a Fafa?
What are you doing?
Chocolate tea.
Chai chai chai.
Chai, right?
Yeah.
Right.
Chai tea.
But recently I've been getting more London fogs.
Shout out to London fog.
What's London fog?
Pretty much as a chai.
A chai latte.
Okay.
So what's that?
Instead of using just like chai tea, well, no, it just means TT.
TT.
It's Earl Grey and milk.
So instead of chai, it's Earl Grey?
Yeah.
Earl Grey with milk would be gross.
Dude, is there sugar in it?
It's better than you think.
No.
I don't believe that.
Well, there could be flavors.
There could be like some vanilla flavoring.
There's some shit in there.
I promise you Earl Grey and regular milk, Terry, would not be good.
Look it up.
Look up the recipe for London fog.
Why are you hating on me?
I've had ones that are just how it is.
It's just tea and milk.
Here you go, Terry.
Bare feet in the kitchen.
That's you.
That's me.
How to make it?
That's what it looks like.
Pretty much.
You get milk, you get your tea.
A traditional in fog is Earl Grey tea and a sposh of vanilla syrup.
There you go.
In other words, artificially vanilla flavored sugar.
A little bit of sugar in there.
A little bit.
I bet they put a decent amount.
The addition of vanilla takes the very fragrant edge.
Yeah, I'm telling you, the fragrant edge of Earl Grey is not going to be good with milk.
I like Earl Grey, although not so much anymore.
Just straight.
I'm a boss ass bitch.
Same.
I drink Earl Grey a lot.
Okay.
It's a good tea.
Caramel teas, double teas.
That's all you do, Terry.
Shout out to you.
Yeah, so I just do that.
It's pretty good.
Which is really funny because people do a ploy where it's like a ploy.
It's like a marketing scheme.
Where are you getting the slum in fog, Terry?
What do people know?
The people want to know.
Give the people an insight.
Just say the name of the place.
Just tell them your experience with this London fog.
Where are you getting these London fogs, Terry?
Starbucks?
No, fuck that dude.
You don't like it, huh?
I got it.
You're a true anti-starbucks guy.
I got one time at Starbucks.
Because someone asked me what I wanted.
I was like, I'll take a London fog.
Shit was watered down.
It was disgusting.
So you're really anti-starbucks, 100%.
I rather support a local stand, a small joint.
Yeah, a coffee stand or something like that.
You got local coffee stands you like?
I do have a place that makes a really good London fog.
Hell yeah.
So I go to you for supporting small business.
Yeah man, small business.
Support them.
Fuck big corporations and shit like that.
Because they already made billions of dollars anyways off of you.
So the Chipotle guy runs.
The guy I think who founded Chipotle maybe is the CEO of Starbucks now.
Or the guy who was the CEO of Starbucks.
Not the founder is now the CEO of Starbucks.
Isn't it crazy that...
Don't get me wrong.
They probably worked their asses off to get there.
But isn't it funny that if you like say you leave the company of Chipotle as a CEO.
The only thing you want to do is be another fucking CEO at another company.
Because everything else has to step down.
Because you're just like, I can't do anything else.
I know how to...
I know how...
I'm an executive chief officer.
I know I can do some shit.
One path would be if you're like a CEO...
I don't know...
I shouldn't have said like there.
If you're a CEO of a smallish company or a medium company.
You could argue that a step up would be to leave that job and go to being say chief operating officer.
Or chief financial officer of a bigger company.
Yeah.
Well because while it's not the CEO role you're still like stepping up to a larger thing.
Yeah you're taking on a bigger role.
Yeah so that could still be considered a step up.
Yeah.
So there are other ways.
Yeah.
But if you're the CEO of a big ass company there's really nowhere to go but down.
I guess you'd be the president of the United States.
Other than that.
I just think it's funny that you...
Yeah.
I get that.
Yeah.
Pull a trump.
I mean he kind of just did the ultimate.
What's that?
Was like a fucking CEO of a company or whatever.
Is Trump a company?
Trump Enterprise?
I don't fucking know.
But then he was the president.
Like that's kind of arguably like the ultimate.
Well didn't he own like Trump hotels?
Yeah I don't know what the company is called.
Like is it called Trump Incorporated?
I don't fucking know.
I think Trump's...
Trump's...
Is that just the brand called Trump?
Trump's business.
What's the name of his company?
Trump Limited.
What's the...
What's Trump's company?
I just saw a googly eyes.
G-O-O-G-L-Y.
Googly?
Yeah.
G-O...
G-O-O-G-L-Y.
Yeah.
All right.
Purple, great...
The Trump Organization.
With googly eyes.
Trump Organization.
It's called the Trump Organization.
Yep.
Is it publicly traded?
The Trump Organization is an American privately owned...
So it's not...
So it's not publicly traded?
owned by Donald Trump.
It serves as a holding company for all of Trump's business's ventures, investments, and around
250 of its affiliates and subsidiaries using the...
Subsidaries.
That's the right word.
Using the Trump name, Donald Trump joined the organization in 1968, began leading it
in 1971, renamed it around 1973, and handed it off its leadership to his children in 2017,
after he won the 2016 United States President election.
It is now...
It is Trump Organization.
So it's not publicly traded?
It's just a...
So it's not publicly traded?
It's just privately owned, don't you?
It's just privately owned.
So you can't buy steak in Trump.com or whatever the fuck it is?
Oh, it's just Trump.com, yeah.
Let's see.
It has about 22,000 employees, and the headquarters is Trump Tower.
In New York?
Mm-hmm.
And then the key people on there is Donald Trump Jr.
He's a EVP.
Executive Vice President.
And then you have Eric Trump, which is also EVP.
Okay.
And then you have Matthew Calamari.
Hey, Matthew.
Hey, Matthew Calamari is COO.
Chief Operating Officer.
And their service is construction, real estate development, entertainment, hospitality, retail,
online shopping, and investments.
Now, if you want to go egg that place, go for it.
Why would you egg it?
Or throw eggs at it?
Oh, TP it, dude.
That'd be really cool.
That'd be really funny.
I don't understand why everyone is so crazy about Trump.
His signature is god-awful.
Dude, look at that signature.
That signature is fucking trash.
Yeah, I mean, it's not.
It's just a bunch of squiggly lines.
Welcome to the world of signatures.
Pete, this is no use.
Oh my God, that is just gross.
I wouldn't say that's any worse or better.
That is atrociously looking at that thing, man.
Ugh, suck a dick.
Sorry.
I like when people have really good signatures.
Some people have really...
I like Steve's signature.
You want to see this?
You want to see Steve's signature?
Steve's signature is pretty cool.
Here's an example of these fucking shitty-ass cars.
Can you show me how it's 7th Avenue Osborne?
I got an unmanned vehicle that was kind of taken off from me.
It's a Waymo car.
It ran from the cops.
It's a Waymo car.
It's not every day.
You see a Phoenix police officer pulling over a driverless car.
Like, does the Waymo...
How do you...
What do you...
How do you...
Does the Waymo car know to pull over when it sees the lights?
I don't know.
Apparently not.
Hi!
But that's what happened June 19th after the officer
observed a Waymo going haywire in traffic.
I can help you come over and just have a more of a curiosity.
I thought maybe there's a passenger or something.
No, like, you know the construction here?
Yeah.
It was a...
Wait, there's nobody in it?
I don't think there's anybody in it.
Oh, I thought it had a passenger.
Eastbound in Los Angeles.
Who's he talking to?
Oh!
That person to his left.
Which is...
Oh, oh, oh, I see.
Yeah.
And then...
I think it's another cop.
Ah, you're right.
While most Waymo cars can be seen throughout the city driving safely and behaving civilly,
erratic driving...
Is that thing on top spinning hella fast to see everything?
Yeah, I think it's like the camera 360 camera.
That's fucking creepy.
Wait, hold on.
Did it just do something erratic?
Let me see what they...
Oh!
If that's the level they're at, they should not be doing these cars.
They should not have these.
It's a jaguar.
A jaguar.
It was making a ride onto Washington.
Almost hit me, I had to swerve into the fast lane.
Phil Briggs says Tuesday he nearly got side-swiped by a Waymo on a mission with no regard for
the car surrounding it.
Hell yeah, really.
No signs of an accident.
We've seen him dead in the water in the middle of the intersection.
Imagine you're riding one of these things and it just stops in the middle of the intersection
and you're like, uh...
Do you get reimbursed?
I don't know.
This has got to be a scam.
How are they out there on the street and they're this like janky still?
Shouldn't they like have to get to a certain point and like testing before they can go
on the street?
This just seems like they're not ready yet.
Well the thing is that if this is in Phoenix, that means whoever approved this to be in
their city deemed it safe.
It's probably that fucking Peep Buddha judge guy.
He's a national guy.
He's not a Phoenix specific guy.
Yeah, but he's the one that says they're cool to be on the road.
I'll just talk to Waymo to find out more about the reasons you're riding your way in their
cars.
I would sit in the back and not the front.
They said Waymo's are much better drivers than humans.
Nope.
Yeah, right.
Maybe some humans.
And three and a half times more likely to avoid injury causing crashes.
So your car here drove into oncoming lanes of traffic.
Maybe it's just a low bar.
That's why they're better than humans because most humans suck.
If you have something like this...
I have to shit.
Go ahead.
That's fine.
I think you have something like this.
I can't really pronounce that word because I have really bad pronunciation going on.
Autonomous vehicles.
That's correct.
I think there should be just for my sake or for a cop's sake is to have a button on the
side of the car.
For the passenger to say kill switch.
There should be a kill switch inside.
Yeah, so if this car runs from the cops, the cops don't come out and try to shoot a passenger
who is not in control of the vehicle.
That is what they should have.
There should be a kill switch and then also if a cop...
An override.
Yeah.
The passenger should have the override to say, oh, the car's not slowing down.
There's a cop.
I want to pull over.
Yeah, like say on the screen, wherever in the car is be like, there's a cop trying to pull
this car over and be like, pull over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And just be like pull over.
Yeah, yeah.
Like I would say WAMMA would probably send them an override key or you get that key when
you're in the car.
So when that does happen, you can just pick, oh shit, type this in really fast.
Yeah, the passenger has it when they put it on the right.
But also if a cop is pulling over, nobody inside of it, there should be like a button
where it can like call something inside that vehicle instead of just being standing there.
I don't like the idea of a cop having kill switches on people's cars.
No, no, no.
It's not a kill switch.
I need to talk to someone at WAMMA because your shit's all fucked up.
Oh, like an immediate contact in the company to say, hey, you're like pulling it over.
Obviously someone's probably watching it.
Fair enough, fair enough.
And probably saying pull over on their little doodah keyboard.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's all.
That's all I have.
Fuck yeah, I like it.
It's not even done yet, but I like it.
It's in it.
I'm currently I'm in it.
It was one of those times when my shit freezes at the end.
So why don't you just like screenshot that so you can see?
Yeah, I know.
That'd probably be a better play.
Are you going to go take a shit?
It went away.
In the case last month, WAMMA says the construction signage on 7th and Osborne was inconsistent.
And because the officer blocked the car, it had to impede oncoming traffic.
But the whole ordeal only lasted one minute.
If you are driving like that and we get pulled over, we get a ticket.
So that's true.
Somebody needs to be held accountable.
Phoenix police say they are able to sight WAMMA, but it's not something they see or do often.
Officers, though, are provided training to deal with robot operating cars.
WAMMA cars are also able to detect an emergency vehicle and program to safely pull over on
the side of the road.
WAMMA also makes it very easy for law enforcement to simply press the help button on the inside
of the car and get connected immediately to a 24-7 service member.
A service member that will be able to talk them through moving the vehicle off the road,
finding the insurance information, or whatever information that the officer needs to get
invested in.
See that?
Hold on here.
I appreciate it.
No problem.
Good luck.
Don't worry about it.
Take care.
I think the thing is that if you're going to, like how that gentleman said, is if you pull
over a car, you pull over that car, they just sight, I don't know, is it saying that they're
going to find them for a little bit for driving erratically?
Like the company?
Yeah.
I don't know what they'll do.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, if you're going to do that, you might as well just be like, you know.
You think they would.
The company would have to answer for that.
Yeah.
You know, $500 for every fucking infraction or some shit.
To make them not be fucking shittiest company with shittiest cars?
WAMMA.
It's like a WAMMA.
Look up how much they get fined.
I'm going to look up rides, how much rides are.
Oh, how much it costs to take a trip?
Yeah, they're in four places right now.
They are in Phoenix, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Austin.
Austin?
That's all Austin needs.
How much is a fare?
Probably the change is like a Uber, depending on the time.
Let's see, fares.
Self-driving, Redhill, trip pricing.
Let's see.
It's really, I don't know, man.
Do I want to save this?
I don't know how to save this.
What do you mean save it?
Take a screenshot of that thing and then I crop it to get only the fucking guy.
I'm a little great boy.
It looks like a great pumpkin.
How do I?
I would have to download the WAMMA app and I really don't want to.
Crop.
Save.
To save it?
I don't know how to save.
Annotate?
Press save.
Image description, crop, text style.
I don't know how.
Oh, there we go.
Send it to...
So, exact number for taxi operations not has been reviewed by WAMMA for compensation or
comparison, sorry.
The WAMMA charge for 15 minute ride about 3 miles is 760 whereas the comparable lift charge is about 720.
So it's more money?
So it's about 40 cents more.
Shouldn't it be cheaper for a robot to drive you than a human?
You would think so.
Isn't that the whole fucking point?
Yeah, you don't have to pay someone to drive you.
It seems like, well actually I see it'd be more because they have to put a bunch of those fucking sensors on that car.
Whereas in having a driver just drive you would be cheaper.
Like a physical human.
Yeah, but if it's cheaper for a human to drive you then just don't do this.
Like if the whole goal is to make riding cheaper and it's not cheaper than a human, stick with the fucking Uber guy.
Well, it wouldn't be...
No, it'd be safer.
That's what they're trying to go for.
But it's not...
I don't believe that it is though.
You're paying an extra 40 cents to be safer in an autonomous car than you would be in a vehicle with a human being.
Because Waymo says it's more safer to drive in their cars than in an actual physical car.
I don't believe that.
Well that's pixelated.
Hard.
Yeah.
What do you expect?
It's blown up.
And it's not finished rendering you fucking weirdo.
Well, it's been sitting at 95 for like the longest time.
Still is.
We'll use it.
It's fine.
Remember, podcast app, tiny little picture, fancy pixelation.
Yeah, it gets fine.
That's how I did.
Shout out to you.
It's salty.
You ever like...
I'd done that before.
I'd like dinner and I was like...
You can eventually have it with salty?
No, I can fix my saltiness.
And you're like, oh man, I've farted on this before.
You have?
Yeah, like many times.
Oh yeah, I'm going to use the third mic to fart now.
I'm just not going to tell any people when they come in.
So like when Tyler drew...
You already told Drew last time he was here.
Like we were going to do that.
There's a third fart mic.
Or no, you were like, I need a fourth mic.
No, we need a fourth mic to get a fourth mic.
And then I was like, just use that one.
And you're like, hey, fuck you dude.
Just imagine if I did use that and didn't tell him.
Actually, it's a perfect...
Just do that.
Hey man, I'll wipe it down.
If I fart right now, something else might happen.
Dude, I woke up this morning and then I was about to push a fart out.
I was like, nope, if I push any further than that,
I might have something solid come on my household.
Yeah, last time that happened to me, I was laying in bed and I had woken up
and I wasn't feeling well.
I think I told this story.
And I thought I had to fart and so I went for it
and it shot out some liquidy nasty and it ran down my underwear leg a little bit in my bed.
I told you about this.
Hold on, hold on, backup, backup.
I told you about this.
It was when I was hella sick.
Remember, I told this story like a while ago?
Yeah, where you were like exploding at your butthole.
No, I was like...
You're saying that you woke up in the middle of the night and you had some shit on you?
Not in the middle of the night, no.
So I told this story before.
Yeah, but...
I was like super unwell and it was...
I was doing lots of diarrhea.
Yeah, yeah.
Where it was every hour to two hours.
That was the window.
I had to stay home and I mean, I wasn't feeling well, but maybe a little bit of fever,
and I had some sweats and shit, but the main feature was...
The main feature?
Every hour to two hours, I had to go shoot runny ass shit out my ass.
So I had to stay close to the toilet.
And one morning when I was feeling in that condition,
I had to get in for a couple of days and I was feeling unwell.
I woke up and it was in the morning and I thought, oh, I just have to fart.
And I went to fart and I felt it just oozing out my...
I scored.
And it was really runny, almost water, like shit.
And it stained my underwear.
Or you know, like it absorbed the end of my underwear.
I realized my mistake right away and I held it back.
And I had a little patch that like soaked my underwear and it smelled like shit.
I gotta get that.
I told you this story before.
I gotta get that.
I told you this already.
I gotta get that.
Hit it.
No.
I feel... Have you ever had that moment in time where you're about to sneeze
but you're not... Your back end is not in prime time to hold it in?
Your what?
Why do you say your what end? Your back end?
Your back end is not in prime time to hold it in.
Like you're about to sneeze but you also have to shit.
And if you sneeze you'll shit your pants?
No, that's never happened.
I'm in a position where I'm in danger of shitting my pants.
Like you are because you don't shit.
If I had to shit, I'd just shit and then sneeze.
God damn it.
Just accidentally took a fucking screenshot of nothing.
Now there was a video that I saw where it was like,
oh this girl goes,
I've never, I've never shit my pants before.
And then it switches to another lady and she just starts going,
it's not too late.
And then she goes, one of us, one of us.
It's never too late to have a good time.
It's like you will shit your pants at one moment in time.
Like I've shit my pants probably about twice.
Yeah.
Was it exciting?
No.
Because I remember when we were playing H1Z1,
that's my mom's memorable time.
We were playing H1Z1.
You and Greg are a member.
It was like we just landed and I farted and I go,
wait, hold on guys.
You showered.
Oh yeah, 100%.
We were in a match, we were literally in a match and we were like,
Terry, find a good place to hide and you did in like the middle of the zone.
I did, it was like a middle of a town or something.
It was so insane because me and Greg were just like literally chilling
around the area, like just bullshitting back and forth,
like kind of watching over the area.
And you, Terry literally went like finished shitting or something,
threw away his underwear, whatever he did and like took a shower
and came back before the match is over.
Yeah.
Did we get like second or something?
It was crazy.
Yeah.
I threw away everything.
I threw away my, I think I just threw away my boxers.
But yeah, I took a shower and everything came back.
I think though the gas was, I think the gas was coming in.
Oh yeah, it was.
And then I was like, you better start.
Oh yeah.
We had left, we had left because we were going and you were like,
I was slowly dialing because it was like the first wave of gas.
Yes.
And they're like, you need to start running.
I was like, oh shit.
And I started banning every like five seconds or some shit like that.
Because you can survive that way.
Yes.
That was it.
I missed that game, honestly.
That was a good game.
Even though the fucking hit regs so kick.
All right.
I think I might shit.
I think I'm going to have to take a shit too.
You want to do, you want to take a shit together?
Shit time.
What?
You know what I'm saying?
Phase up with the cold coats.
Yeah.
So I've, I've liquid fire coming on my butthole.
Just want to let everybody know after we took our ship break.
Yo, that's a good intermission.
We should make a, we should have an intermission song that says shit break.
And be like, we're taking a shit on the company down.
We should play that song.
Um, you know, like the, what's that?
Like, can you do the like intermission song?
Like an intermission song, like look one up for me.
Like elevator music?
Yeah.
But the, the stereotype was like, do, do, do, do.
I know you're talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I have it in my head.
I can't really, uh, intermission song.
Yeah.
Like an intermission song.
Like meme, meme song, intermission meme song.
Like, I don't know.
Philadelphia chickens.
Oh, that one.
Huh?
The holy body pattern and the holy grail intermission song.
Maybe it's that one.
Try it.
I don't think so.
No.
Like meme, do the meme, say meme.
I love elevator music.
Technical difficulties.
Try that one.
Yep.
This is the song that Noah Jinn, it uses for their three by three.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I know you don't, but it's hilarious for me.
See, wait for it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me tell, I'm gonna sing along.
The never ending three by three.
Da, da, da.
Now, oh, can I send you something?
I want to show you something.
I'm gonna send you two things.
That cool?
Or standby?
No.
Try the standby one.
It's two shorts, three seconds.
Please stand by meme.
It's gonna be the same thing.
I'm gonna send you a couple things over the air plays.
I think you might enjoy them.
We got to talk about that fucking storm we had last night.
That's fine, we can talk about that too, but I want to send you these.
Was that as lightning and thunder as it was where you were at?
It was like 8pm.
No.
It says waiting on you.
It's not popping up.
At 8pm, it started to dump rain and then all of a sudden, and as I'm trying to fall asleep
last night, it came in just now.
Just loud as fuck and constant lightning thunder.
It was pretty wild.
There was hella trees down.
Power went out a couple of times.
I think maybe you saw it coming into town.
There was some repair people doing it.
Yeah, there was repair.
I was at work, so at my job, before you play those videos I sent you.
I'm not gonna play them.
How?
I'm not gonna play them.
Yes?
Yeah, so at my job, if there's lightning within our, close to our building, I have to close down.
That's it.
Too short.
So you got off work early?
No, no, no.
So I have to take everybody inside.
We can't go outside for 30 minutes or until the storm passes.
The storm was 30 minutes long.
So you just sat inside?
No, it was two hours long.
That's it.
This is it.
So all your way to music.
So you, so everybody couldn't, do you normally work outside?
Mm-hmm.
So everybody just had to like not do their job and come inside and just chill?
Yep.
For two hours.
Damn.
So you want to, you want to have a break every episode where we just walk away and play this
for two minutes?
No, if we take a shit, we'll like, we'll do like a brief like, we would have to splice
it and put it in there when we took the shit.
Obviously we would, we would just timestamp it.
We could just, we could just play this when we hit the button.
What do you mean?
And come back.
Usually our shits don't take three minutes, buddy.
No, I mean, we had to accept the shit, say time to shit break, stop the button, come
back, start the button.
And before we start talking, we'll play this for like 20 seconds.
Oh, that's a great idea.
This is the one you wanted?
Yeah, that's the one I wanted.
That's the beginning part is the iconic.
Yeah.
There you go.
Cool.
So we do.
Do you want me to play these movies?
Yeah.
So over by where I work.
Oh, these are from your phone.
You capture these in live format.
Yeah.
Like life format.
Oh, it was still light out.
No, this was the day before.
So this was two days.
So why are you sending me this?
So I'm sending you this because I thought you had to go over.
I thought you were lightning videos.
No, no, no, no.
That's fucking, you just hype me up or nothing.
I can't, I can't go outside.
Stick your phone out the window.
Can't.
Stick your phone near the window.
Anyways, there's a, there was an air show next to where I work.
Oh, don't fucking care.
Oh, you don't?
I mean, we can watch this.
I mean, I know you like airplanes.
I was really hoping for a lightning fucking video.
I'm sorry.
You fucking just cockblock me so hard.
Or what's the word catfish to me?
I catfished you.
You went so hard and you're like, dude, my work, we had to go inside and always got
some great bang videos from that.
And then you didn't and then I'm pissed.
All right.
What's this?
This is the F 14 and a.
Like flying by.
Yeah, I can see that.
They were practicing an F 14 and a little bitch fucking world war two airplane.
Yeah.
And here he is again, but he's like hauling ass.
That one's cooler.
This one's cooler.
They're the one before the, the one the before he comes around and does the same thing, but
then he does like a, he punches it and goes straight up, but it's way louder.
But I didn't get it.
Did he take off out of the airport right there?
Yeah.
So there was like a big air show.
Like I didn't know about this one today.
It's going to happen at the same time.
Okay.
But yeah, last night though, the, the.
Chase, shout out to you.
That's me.
Good pics.
Good videos.
One of them was stock ship, but yeah.
Yeah.
I wish I got the other one where they like, but when he, he would punch it after.
Burner when they punched it, like right next to our station.
Was it Maverick or this man is both.
But, uh, like when they punched it, dude, it shook the whole fucking building.
And it was so loud for three and a half hours.
And I, uh, like many years ago when like a couple of fighter jets were like hauling
ass, I think they were going speed of sound above speed of sound passed to like haul
ass to go intercept something somewhere else from one of the air bases here.
I was at my mom's house, like in college or high school or something.
And I was just at home by myself, like doing like computer shit in my room or something.
I can't remember.
And it was quiet as fuck.
And then I had to share bang and the whole garage and doors were rattling and because
the plane had gone, it scared the fuck out of me.
Yeah.
Cause well, what was happening the same thing.
It scared everybody at our station because he would, he would just go, you just hear
like, oh, but you knew it was an air show.
Yeah.
No, this, they were practicing beforehand.
He was practicing beforehand.
So you didn't expect it.
So he was just flying around fucking around.
Didn't expect it.
And we didn't expect it.
And all of a sudden you just hear a booze.
Yeah, that'll do it.
So scary.
What are you looking at?
Are you looking at my new?
What, what are you doing?
What are you doing over there?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing with my water bottle?
Just looking at it.
Yeah, you're stroking it.
You're stroking it.
You like the stroke?
You want it?
You want to stroke it?
Stroke it.
Stroke it for me, Mikey.
You like it?
You want it?
You could have had one.
Could have had one?
You could have had one.
I can have whatever the fuck I want whenever I want.
No, you can't.
You don't.
You're broke.
You're broke as fuck.
You're broke as a bitch.
I like that you can pop the helmet off.
They can both pop off.
I know.
I watch the videos.
But I don't know why you'd want that though.
I don't know.
It looks kind of dumb.
I agree.
It looks kind of hella dumb without the thing on it.
Yeah, that's my boy.
It's my boy blue right there.
It's not blue.
It's black.
Is it still UVing?
That's UV, yeah.
Why is the light not on around here?
The light around it.
That's done.
It's done.
Yeah, so that means the light around it means there's a filter in there, so be careful.
They can go on your butt.
No.
No, no, no.
But you don't want that backing in your butt?
What are you looking for?
Are they like ridges in the bottom?
Yeah, for your pleasure.
But yeah, you can take the filter out.
The light, I believe the light means drink.
Because it comes with an app.
One of the lights means you need to take its wig.
I think, yeah, the light means you need to catch up.
That means you need to catch up.
That one that just came on?
I believe so.
Because I don't really understand the lights either.
But like, so like in the app, like it gives you an app.
Yeah.
And it tells you...
You're only 20% through your daily water?
27%.
Through your daily water drink?
I need to have...
I need to drink 105 ounces a day.
So you're only 27% to that goal?
Yeah, but there's a little dot right there, which means I believe you have to be right
there right now, or you need to catch up.
Oh, it tells you where your at-roll is.
So like, I don't need to drink any more water until that thing flashes at me.
So if I drink...
So here's the thing, so if I drink...
I'll get it on there.
So if I drink...
USB-C?
Yep.
So like, I took a drink at 12.38.
So it's one o'clock, right?
I don't like this.
Is it gonna change live on me?
What is it gonna change?
Why is it so dim?
Because you closed the lid and now it's gonna update?
What's gonna change?
You'll see in a second.
Oh, 29 ounces total?
So now it jumped from...
So I took 3.6 ounces of water.
Whoa, it just changed.
9.
I took just 9 ounces of water.
Just now?
Just now and then I caught up.
So now I'm 36% of my daily value of drinks.
But I also put my soda in there, which wasn't a soda.
It was just my...
Your little hot boy drink?
Yeah, it gives you some other options like tea.
Oh, I did have a coffee this morning.
So I had an 8 ounce coffee.
The only thing that's automatic is your water?
Correct.
I wouldn't even put in that a shit.
I just check my...
Well, this is how much liquid I've had all throughout the day.
So I've been checking my liquids.
This is weird.
I would not want to have my liquid intake on an app.
I'm not as scared as you are.
Do you have that download of the app?
Can you just use the water bottle regularly?
Yeah, you can just use the water bottle regularly.
Just do that.
Why are you doing it with some bullshit app?
Because the thing is, I want to hold myself more accountable.
Okay.
And you're too weak-minded to do it on your own?
Correct.
You're too introverted?
Yeah.
Yeah, you like that one?
Yeah.
Wait, what names do you have for...
Spin...
Spin the Wheel.
What do you have over there?
For names?
Just give me like...
Team introvert?
Just give me like the...
I'm giving you all of them.
No, no, no.
Yeah, give me all of them, but give me one more.
So team, I'm just writing the first words.
Team introvert?
No, no, no.
Just the first word.
Artificial.
I don't know how to spell that, but I'm just going to...
Art.
It's fine.
Vagly, V-A-G.
V-A-G.
Bag.
E-coli.
E.
D-V-S.
D.
Alright.
I'll wait until the end and then whatever it lands on, we'll use it for the title show.
We have to do artificial grape though, because our picture is going to be a grape.
Never mind then.
I don't know why I put it in there then.
Yeah, yeah.
Or vagly purple flavor.
We can do either of these.
I like vagly purple flavor.
I still think artificial grape is pretty good.
Artificial grape is pretty good.
But we got...
What time do we normally stop?
I always forget every single week.
We...
Well, right now we'll probably stop in the next, like, 23 minutes or so.
You have to leave at what time?
I forget.
1 to 45.
So we should stop 20 minutes before then at least.
That's what I'm saying.
So in the next 23 minutes we have to stop.
25.
23.
25.
125.
We should stop at 120.
I just felt like we're always crammed for time to finish the picture a lot.
And then we'll just...
Okay, we'll just stop at 120.
We're going to end the show.
See you later.
Bye.
Play the song.
Wrap it up.
Elevator song.
Go.
Play it.
We're done.
Here we go.
This is not an ender though.
This is a...
Like you said, it's a mid...
Shut up!
Midroll.
Nope.
This is the end.
Wrap it up.
Hit it.
This is way better than YouTube rewind 2018.
Man, reading the song.
Oh, reading the song while...
Oh, song on loop while reading the comments.
So fun.
We'll be right back after this short intermission.
If I create a shop, I will play this music 24-7.
Your call is very important to us.
Please stand the line.
It's over.
My brain...
Oh.
I like the other one.
What's playing?
This.
Oh, this.
It's frozen.
It's just a single.
We're playing multiple songs.
Why are we listening to this?
Oh, wait.
Isn't next week...
No, it's the following week.
It's Zandavort.
I wonder if there's any...
Do you want to talk about some F1 or no?
I haven't really talked about it recently.
F1 Motorsports?
Oh, yeah.
I went back to...
I stopped using the other web browser.
Started Arc.
The one that I hated?
I don't know.
The one that I hated when I looked at it last time?
The one that you looked at and was like, why?
I said, this is stupid.
I went back to Brave.
Oh.
Was it too janky?
Huh?
Or just it was too different?
What was the wrong with it?
It was just like...
I like...
I like the way that they're going for it.
But it was just like...
Too much tabs.
Too much tabs going on.
Trying to do too many new fancy things.
But it also wasn't using...
I asked them a question, which they said they would get back to me.
Never have.
You asked them a question?
Yeah, I submitted a question.
Saying, I want you to improve your browser by...
I said, is ARC going to have its own search engine to be more private?
And then it never got back to me.
Can't you just go search.brave.com?
Through ARC?
No.
You probably can't type in search.brave.com on your demand browser.
You can't set it as your default search engine.
It probably could, but...
But you don't know?
No.
Then what's the problem?
I didn't do that.
I just went back to it because instead of having all these like...
You block-torn and shit like that...
Browser extensions?
Yeah.
This one...
Brave just already does it automatically.
Can you get browser extensions for that other browser?
Yeah.
But you prefer not to have it?
Correct.
But Brave does it automatically, so it doesn't matter.
Brave browser blocks YouTube ads automatically?
Oh, wow.
Yep.
Automatically.
There was a day where...
Well, it wasn't a day.
It was mostly like when YouTube was cracking down on ad blockers.
Trying to tweak their thing to make it not work.
And then they were blocking the web browser?
YouTube was blocking...
Brave web browser.
So like it recognized anybody trying to connect to YouTube.com on a brave browser and it didn't
let them connect?
It didn't let them play the video because it runs ads.
Oh, it let them go to YouTube.com?
Yeah, they just can't play a video.
It looks like your web browser has an ad blogger.
You can't remove it because it automatically does it.
Then they fixed it?
Yeah, they fixed it.
Every time YouTube comes up with some new scheme, then the ad blockers update again and go around
it again.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what...
See, I'm not the problem.
YouTube's the problem.
Yeah, why is YouTube a problem?
Because there are many other people that have YouTube premium, I'm pretty sure, and then
people that just watch YouTube and watch the ads.
One person ain't gonna make a break your fucking company.
Yeah, but everyone was like you, then the company would collapse.
What do you think about that?
That's their own damn fault.
What do you think about that?
But then if there's no more YouTube because it collapse, what are you gonna do?
Yeah, it'd be bad for you.
Then I'll make a...
You'll make a?
I'll make a...
You'll make a...
What are you gonna make a?
I'm gonna make a YouTube Junior.
A YouTube Junior?
Yep, it's gonna be called the YouTube Junior.
Did you see that lady who ran YouTube for like nine years died?
What?
She was 56.
Did she die of like an aneurysm or something?
She had lung cancer.
Damn.
A turbo lung cancer though.
Damn, that's not good.
Everybody hated her because she was the lady who always like censored everybody's videos,
but it's kind of...
It's okay man, we get blocked and banned from places.
Wodge.
Yeah, this lady, you know her?
Who?
Susan Wodzitzki.
Yeah, yeah, I remember her.
She was like the CEO for a long time.
Uh oh.
Yeah, I remember her, yeah.
People didn't like her, I think, because she was like banning or like censoring a bunch
of people or something.
Really, no.
We're remembering a pioneer in the world of tech.
Susan Wodzitzki was one of the first employees at Google turned YouTube into streaming juggernaut.
She passed away this weekend from lung cancer at just 56.
We'll read this here with a look back at her life.
Good morning, Will.
Good morning, George.
We feel Susan Wodzitzki's impact anytime we use the internet.
Rest in peace, girl.
Whether we're sharing a funny video or searching for an image.
But her influence extends far past our online world.
As one of a vanishing few women as CEO in Silicon Valley, she was a pioneer in her industry
and in the workplace.
And today, her peers mourning her death and celebrating her life and work.
This morning, the tech...
Man, I wish F1 would just go back to V8 or V10s and just call it a day.
But they're not going to.
No.
They're going to stay with the V6.
Do you think Carlos Sainz is going to thrive at Williams?
No, I think the race is next weekend.
It is next weekend.
It's the 23rd.
Yeah, because it's the last weekend in August.
Yeah.
Do you think that science is going to thrive in Williams?
No.
You don't think so?
I don't think anyone's going to thrive in Williams.
In 2025?
Correct.
That should not be a controversial statement.
What about, do you think Valtteri's going to go to or stay with the team?
I think Valtteri should retire and just sell like Naked Butt calendars like he always does.
What does he call them?
Naked Butt calendars.
That's what he called it, Naked Butt.
I don't know what he did.
Didn't it have a funny name?
It was just a bunch of pictures of him with his butt sticking out at like Waterfall or something.
Yeah.
Didn't we go try to buy it and it was sold out?
We tried to buy it, but it was sold out like Hella Fast.
He had different outfits on and things that his butt was sticking out.
Maybe next time he does it, we should buy one.
It sells out too fast.
Well, we just have to be faster.
You got to be quicker than that.
I'm not signed up to his email list or whatever.
Well, is it just Botas?
I think it was like Botas Butt calendar or something.
Botas Butt calendar.
Or just Botas calendar.
Botas calendar.
Botas?
Botas.
Valtteri Botas.
The new Valtteri Botas calendar is going to be a shock drop.
What's a shock drop?
I don't know.
Here it is.
It was $23.
But it was sold out?
Yeah.
It's just a bunch of him and just naked.
Yeah.
But it just showed his butt.
He's naked, but he's like hiding all his other parts.
Notify me when it's available.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Look pro, go slow.
Oh, they have hoodies.
Have him with a butt on it?
Imagine you were at the word.
Yeah, I would.
Just Valtteri Botas.
No, it's called, this company is called Wear Perry.
Overpre.
No, it's Perry.
No, it's, I don't know.
Wear Perry.
Let's take a little cat.
Yeah, look up Perry.
Wear Perry.
P-A-R-I.
It looks, it looks, it's like little cats.
Say it again.
Perry, like Paris, but we're just out there.
Perry.
P-A-R-I?
Yep.
Just that word?
Just that word.
It's Wear Perry.
Wear Perry.
So not just that word.
Well, I said it a thousand times, but you just didn't listen to me at all.
This is his calendar?
Well, this is where he sold his calendar.
And this is just the site.
Can I just say that I hate this trend.
People have like clothing brands and it's just a fucking sweatshirt with a tiny little word on it.
And they think that's like cool.
Dude.
And they're making like millions of dollars.
I don't get that.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
We could just easily do the same thing.
We could just have.
But Terry, we couldn't easily do that same thing.
No, because we don't have money.
Because we, because we haven't, if we could easily do the same thing, we would have done it.
You're right.
So maybe it's harder than I think to slap one word on the fucking sweatshirt.
Not really, because you can buy it.
You could probably buy a sweatshirt for a hell of a cheap look pro.
Go slow.
Where is he?
Both is?
Yeah, where is he?
Go to the.
Oh, he's right there.
Where?
Scroll down slowly, slowly.
Go back.
Is that him?
No, go up, go up, go up.
That's down Nimrod.
Go up, up, up, up, go down.
I swear I saw him.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Oh, maybe I didn't see it.
I thought I saw someone like.
Where do we go?
Good products, good products.
And then go to boat ass.
Oh, there it is.
Boat ass.
Yeah, I'm playing this out.
I think he was doing it for fundraiser or something.
I don't know why we can't see it.
Oh, there it is.
You can, but it just blurs it out.
I like that.
Shot in Aspen, Colorado by.
Paul Ripkey.
Maybe, cool.
Yeah, just blurs it out.
That sucks.
If he makes another one.
Oh, you're sitting down here.
If he gets another one, we should buy one.
I'd buy it for $23.
We could hang it in the room here.
Yeah, I think we should have a.
We can write down all the F1 race weekends.
I'm pretty sure I'll have them in there already.
You think?
Yeah, because they'll announce.
I think what they're doing is they're probably waiting for it to be announced for next season.
And then just have it in there.
It's in a different language.
Good.
Just double checking.
The calendar itself is not pixelated.
Just a preview here on the worldwide way.
$5.5.
Donated to prostate cancer.
Audi CEO calls.
Called shows.
Respect.
Shows.
Respect and commitment to F1.
Eight hours ago.
Huckin.
Big.
I saw a screenshot.
And it had all the four Red Bull drivers on it.
And it said in the last eight races, their average placing.
And it was like number one max in like 3.8 average placing over the last eight races.
And then second was Danny Rick.
And then Yuki and then Paris was last.
For real?
And their average placing in the last eight races.
Damn.
So Danny Rick's been the second best driver in the last eight races.
So which means he should go to you.
And he's in the worst car than Paris.
Paris was last.
Well Yuki and...
Danny's placing was like 11.4.
Yuki was like 12.1.
And Paris was like 12.5.
It's just another example.
I pair should be fired immediately.
The only reason why he's staying with the team is because he has money.
Got that Mexican money?
He's got that Mexican money.
That Mexican daddy money?
I want to say daddy money.
Mexican telecom company money?
F1 driver market updated.
What Red Bull needs to do next?
Fire Sergio Perez.
And the after the Belgium Grand Prix F1 driver market took a massive step forward.
Carlos Sainz announced his contract with Williams in 2025 onwards.
Whitelist.
Sergio.
Willis.
What?
W-H-I-L-S-T.
Wilst.
Wilst?
Weird.
It's like while.
Meanwhile.
Sergio Perez was confirmed to be staying at Red Bull.
But Williams, the right or the best team for science.
And should Red Bull have made a different decision with Danny Rick,
Yuki Sonoda or Liam Lawson and the Wings,
Brian, Lucas, charts, Alex, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Can I just say that I would like Red Bull to choose any of the other three people?
At this point, I don't even care.
I want them to fire Perez and they can literally put anyone.
Danny Rick, Yuki or Liam Lawson in that Red Bull and I'll be happy at this point.
It doesn't matter to me.
Yeah.
Would you not agree?
I would agree.
Mr. Sergio Perez lover over here.
Sergio Perez has fallen off for the last, he won, he got second place last year.
That's just because of dumb luck.
And the dominance of the car last year?
Yeah.
I think that...
I...
I don't blame Sergio for...
Sucking.
For sucking.
I think it's just the space that he is in.
You don't blame him for sucking?
I don't blame him for...
He's in a good car.
Don't get me wrong.
But if that car is more tailored towards Max than it is to...
It just means he sucks then.
It just means he's not good at adapting.
Correct.
It means he sucks.
But also, I think that the team is oriented around obviously your champion.
No shit.
But if you don't feel comfortable in that situation, like the team or anything.
Any other guy is better than him right now.
Any other three would be placing better than him in that Red Bull.
But Helmut Marco is a racist and everybody knows it.
So that's why they can't fire Paris.
Because it's Marco's racist.
But also, they're not going to get rid of Paris because the majority owner of the company has a hard on for Christian Horner and money.
And Sergio brings money.
Well, let's see.
Let's see how well he does.
Let's see.
New Red Bull RB20 decline theory emerges with two key F1 2024 factors.
I don't really want to read all this because it's long and winded.
But we should wrap it up.
You know, this wasn't actually that much of a short episode.
Yeah, it's still about an hour and 34 minutes.
But we don't normally go more than two hours.
We used to do like two hours.
Like two and a half hours.
No.
Yeah.
Our normal regular is like just under two.
Our last episode was...
I know, Terry, but I'm saying historically, this is not a short episode.
Which decently?
You were like, and you showed up.
Well, I think it's a short episode.
Final words, final thoughts, last words.
Before I play the elevator music.
That's Tempest by...
Wait, Tempest by what's that band called?
Tempest.
What is it?
Tempest?
I don't know.
The song is called Tempest?
The song is called Tempest.
I don't fucking know.
It's by an EDM band that made knife party and shit.
Pendulum?
Yeah.
Tempest by Pendulum.
You want to end with that?
You want to play copyrighted music to end the show?
I'm down.
What?
You want to play copyrighted music to end the show?
Yes, I do.
Yeah, play the Tempest.
Fuck it.
It's long though.
It's bang out.
It's seven minutes.
It is.
Is it?
What's about like through the loop?
It's seven and a half minutes long.
What about through the loop?
We can end it.
What about through the loop?
Through the loop?
Yeah.
Is that a song?
Yeah, it's by Pendulum.
This is nine minutes.
I just like the part where it's like it has introduced Willy Wonka in it.
Yeah.
Where's that?
I think it's at the beginning.
This is the song?
Yeah.
It sucks in nine minutes.
We'll cut it short.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Rip the gene while there and it's an equally disposing of annoying kids.
It's a comment on this video.
Did you hear about the theory about Willy Wonka and Harry Potter?
Or did it say that on this podcast?
No.
So there's a theory that...
This is such a good song.
No, the frame is rolling.
Maybe come back next time and I'll tell you all about it.
I'm sorry.
I forgot about that.
Fuck Mike.
But thank you and enjoy your day.
We'll see you on the next show.