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Sure.

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Do you ever get like, when you drink?

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I don't drink.

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That's fine.

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I know you don't.

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You're a sober man.

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I am.

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I drink.

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You've drank?

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I did not drink any alcohol since Thursday.

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Since Thursday?

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Yeah.

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No way.

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Low key.

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Low key?

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Do you believe me?

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No.

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That's what I got.

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I don't believe you.

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At the time, the reason why, you want to know why I don't believe you?

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This time it's true though.

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Didn't you do, didn't you go a whole month?

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We both did.

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We did, in last October together, didn't we?

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Wasn't it last October?

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I think.

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We did it.

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Did we?

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Yes.

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That was sober October.

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You and me both went a whole month.

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We did?

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Yes.

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Remember?

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Together.

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Together, like friends.

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But have you ever like, drank and then like woke up with just a headache even though

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you just had one drink?

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Um, I mean, yeah, a small amount.

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Not like going crazy.

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I think I've woken up with like a not ideal situation.

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Like I just, I had one drink last night.

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Was it a beer or like?

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It was just a beer, yeah.

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And don't you like, in order to gluten or some shit?

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So you like beer fucks you up?

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It was one of those, uh, Linden, this like those summer shandies.

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I'm sorry?

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A summer shandy?

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What's a summer shandy?

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A summer shandy.

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Look at it.

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Pull it up.

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It's a summer shandy.

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I can't pronounce the name though.

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Say it again.

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Summer shandy.

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Summer shummer, summer shandy.

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Shandy beer?

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Shandy.

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Like a sandy cheeks.

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Summer shandy.

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Sandy or shandy?

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Shandy.

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Uh oh.

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Uh oh.

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Were you born in?

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I was just so stupid.

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You should type in that you were born in 18, uh, 1867.

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This is it?

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It's summer shandy.

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Is this what you had?

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Yeah, but I don't know exactly that brand.

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Exactly that brand, but I don't know.

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Linen Lugels.

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Linen Lugels?

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Linen Lugels?

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I don't know.

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Liny, Liny.

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Liny?

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It's a Liny summer shandy.

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Liny Lugels?

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Wait.

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It's a lemonade beer?

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It's a, it's a, yeah.

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It's weird.

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It's a lemonade beard.

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Yeah.

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It's pretty good.

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Oh, it's what is made with lemonade flavor.

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So they put like natural flavors for lemon.

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There's the name right there.

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Linden Kugels.

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Linden Kugels, Linden Kugels.

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It's right there in the name where it's this Tavern tradition.

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Lining Kugels.

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Linen Lining, Lining, Linen Kugels.

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So they flavor a beer with lemon.

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Look at that artificial flavoring.

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I guess.

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Look at that.

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Look at that I think you use right there baby.

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Where?

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Go up?

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11.

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Why'd you drink this?

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That was something.

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Something to drink.

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I would rather drink nothing than this.

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This is the best thing you had?

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Well, it was either that or a Merlot that was half drank.

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I might have picked the Merlot.

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But what do you mean half drank?

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And the bottle was half gone?

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Yeah.

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What's wrong with that?

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Well, I just didn't want.

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If the bottle's already open, a glass is easy to get.

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I didn't really feel like having wine.

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But you wanted this piece of crap?

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I wanted to try it.

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It was dog shit.

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It's not bad.

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If I was at a bar or not a bar, but if I was at a, you know,

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a gathering, a barbecue or a cookout or whatever

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you want to call it these days, and all they had was that,

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I would drink that.

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I mean, you would too, right?

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I would taste a sip, and then I would decide

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that I didn't want it.

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You probably wouldn't like it.

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You'd probably want the grapefruit one,

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because you like tart shit.

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Well, this is lemon.

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Lemon's kind of tart.

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But they have a grapefruit shandy.

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Look at the grapefruit shandy.

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Did you have that one on deck?

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No, I don't.

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Oh, yeah.

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See, the problem that I don't like is it's just beer,

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and they stick natural flavors in it

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to make it taste like fruit.

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That's fucking gross.

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Just put fruit juice in it.

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Why the flavors?

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You know what I mean?

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It's cheaper to do artificial.

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Yeah, but it's more expensive.

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They'll give you a little bit of real fruit.

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Because, God forbid, we eat real shit and not fake lab

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grown fucking lab-formulated drops

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of natural fake flavoring.

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It's probably, like you said, made from a beaver's

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ass or something.

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That's vanilla, I think.

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Artificial vanilla is beaver's bubble.

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But you know what I'm saying?

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They're making artificial grapefruit flavor out

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of some concoction animal ass in a lab.

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Why are we doing this, Kerry?

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Why do we eat this?

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Why don't we just eat the natural shit,

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like the real fruit shit?

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Like fuck the price.

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We should draw a line of the sand and say,

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we're not going to eat and drink shit that's

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flavored with these natural flavors.

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They call artificial.

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Artificial?

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ART?

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Oh, I got it.

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I got it.

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Artificial flavor.

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Artifishol.

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Flavoring.

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I got a real beer, red log grape.

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Robust red Vienna style log.

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Is there any flavors in this?

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It looks, it's from Wisconsin.

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OK, good.

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They don't put any shit in there.

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Yeah, they do.

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It's really, you see all this page says,

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pairs with grilled meat, fried food.

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But if you go to the summer shandy one,

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or the summer shandy one, it's brought down.

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It's in a better paragraph formation.

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So you're saying they have bad website design?

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Yes.

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I'm just saying that.

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They have trademarked this.

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This company has trademarked summer shandy.

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Yes.

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The term summer shandy.

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Yep.

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Let's see.

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How is artificial flavoring for grapefruit?

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Created.

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Created.

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Yes, there's artificial flavors in that, too.

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Halani.

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Yeah.

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Artificial grapefruit.

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No, it's naturally flavored.

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That means there's natural flavors, which are what, Terry?

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Artificial.

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The same thing as artificial flavors.

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Artificial grapefruit, it's flavoring

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is created through a process of chemicals synthesis,

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where individual flavor compounds

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are combined to replicate the taste and aroma of fresh grape

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fruit.

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The approach is often used in food beverages

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and cosmetic injuries industries due to its cost,

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effectiveness, and consistency.

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So what makes it up?

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Newt chitone.

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Newt chitone.

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Can I just say if the ingredients to make natural flavors

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aren't possible for you to pronounce and read,

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don't you think it's a problem that we consume so many of them?

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And by we, I mean you.

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I mean, you probably do it as well.

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Team introvert, shout out to you.

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Hell yeah, you want to see the back?

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Not really.

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It's just the same thing with a fucking mirror.

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That's stupid.

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You're stupid.

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It's better just to say the team introvert on the front.

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Yeah, I know.

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I'm hashtagging.

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Hashtag?

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Hashtag?

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Hashtagging.

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Shout out to me.

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You're not just team introvert, you're hashtagging introvert?

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Actually, let's retract that statement from hashtag.

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Shout out to introverts.

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Is that a show title?

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Shout out to introverts?

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No, team introvert.

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Yeah, do it.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Write it down.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Write it down.

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Put it in your little book.

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Is that a title?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's easier to just say yeah, yeah, and say right.

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Don't say right.

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But oh.

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It's empty.

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It's the one that says right.

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You fucking dummy.

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I don't know where that one is.

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I shouldn't have said that.

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I'm sorry.

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100.

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No.

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No, it read them.

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No.

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Try reading.

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I do believe.

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No, I just know where they're at.

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I'm sorry.

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So left it on.

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Yes.

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Oh, come on.

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Oh, yeah.

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Do we have what that thing do?

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Do we have do we have right on there?

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I don't think so.

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Those are no.

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No.

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Hit it.

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I'll show you my way.

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I got to get that.

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Do you believe?

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Please stop it.

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Yeah.

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Good frickin percent.

287
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No, I'm happy to measure and straddle.

288
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I lost at it.

289
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Oh, there's no way.

290
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,960
That's the only thing to ever happen to me.

291
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A competitive atmosphere.

292
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But we laugh a lot.

293
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Now everyone hug and share a secret.

294
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Good.

295
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I'm glad.

296
00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,080
I'm glad we figured that out together.

297
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But you know, I just wanted to know last night.

298
00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,280
Can I just say?

299
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Last night there was a huge rain bombs.

300
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Can I just say that?

301
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It's a.

302
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Anytime you go back to this one.

303
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Hit it.

304
00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:36,040
It brings a smile on my face.

305
00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,040
We're going to get it.

306
00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:38,480
I love that one.

307
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So we don't have right on there.

308
00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:41,480
Get it.

309
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,600
Do I have right to even have a right?

310
00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,560
Yeah.

311
00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,360
I don't think so.

312
00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:45,720
We do.

313
00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,960
I think we have a.

314
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I don't know.

315
00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,160
But it's made up of.

316
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New Katon, a natural compound found in grape for peels.

317
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Is a resemble of the OK.

318
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And then Val Valin scene.

319
00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,680
Is a used starting material for artificial products.

320
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So I don't know.

321
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,480
So this is you saying right.

322
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Right.

323
00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,440
Right.

324
00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,960
Oh, Amnesty.

325
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:20,840
Well, you're a.

326
00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,200
Am I ready?

327
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I'm ready.

328
00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,400
Oh, that's never mind.

329
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,160
Sorry.

330
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,480
I don't have it.

331
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Right.

332
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,520
I don't have just right.

333
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You do.

334
00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,520
You have me saying it.

335
00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,520
That's stupid, though.

336
00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,520
Right.

337
00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,520
Well, you're 100 percent right.

338
00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:39,520
Oh, that's been reacting to the 100 percent.

339
00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,520
Not the right part.

340
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,520
100 percent.

341
00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,520
People were saying 100 percent way too much.

342
00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,520
What do you just get?

343
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,520
And right way too much.

344
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,520
What is it you pay to do here exactly?

345
00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,520
What do you get paid to do here exactly?

346
00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,520
No, people were saying 100 percent.

347
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,520
100 percent.

348
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,520
And they're saying right way too much.

349
00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,520
I have co-workers who end every sentence with saying by saying

350
00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,520
right and it pisses me to fuck off.

351
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,520
I try not to use that word that much.

352
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,520
Or like if I'm in a meeting at work and somebody who's saying

353
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,520
that a lot and I'm just like, I'm just biting my tongue.

354
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,520
Like my fuck what I do is I go, I go.

355
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,520
Just make your fucking statement.

356
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,520
No, to say right.

357
00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,520
It's not always right, motherfucker.

358
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,520
Sometimes wrong.

359
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,520
Instead of using right.

360
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:19,520
What are we going with team introvert?

361
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,520
I got to write this.

362
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520
Yeah, team introvert.

363
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,520
Team introvert.

364
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,520
If you don't have.

365
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,520
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

366
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,520
Yeah.

367
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:27,520
We're good.

368
00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:28,520
All right.

369
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,520
Shout to you.

370
00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,520
Yeah.

371
00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,520
But what I'm saying is if you don't know how to spell it's right here.

372
00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,520
Got it.

373
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,520
Just not, you know.

374
00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,520
Because that's the problem we've got right now.

375
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,520
Yeah.

376
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,520
Because you don't know how to spell.

377
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,520
Go on.

378
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:42,520
But please continue.

379
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,520
Yeah.

380
00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,520
What I like to do instead of saying right, I say yeah.

381
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,520
At the end of the sentence instead of saying right.

382
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,520
Yeah.

383
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,520
So do it.

384
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,520
So to be like.

385
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,520
Today's a fucking bang and day.

386
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,520
Yeah.

387
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,520
Yeah.

388
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,520
So it's also equally fucking frustrating outside.

389
00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,520
Yeah.

390
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,520
You know, it's equally as frustrating as right.

391
00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,520
Yeah.

392
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,520
That shit.

393
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,520
That shit is as equally as frustrating.

394
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,520
But it sounds better than saying right.

395
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,520
No, it doesn't.

396
00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,520
Yeah, it does.

397
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,520
Because right sounds more of like a powerful statement.

398
00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,520
No.

399
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,520
They're both an unnecessary addition.

400
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,520
Where you're kind of adding the question at the end.

401
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,520
It's like, you make a statement.

402
00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,520
Grass is green.

403
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,520
Right.

404
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,520
Yeah.

405
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,520
Grass is green.

406
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,520
Yeah.

407
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,520
Well, it's like, no, make the fucking statement asshole.

408
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,520
We, it doesn't need to be a question.

409
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,520
I think it's a question mark, right?

410
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,520
No, just make the statement.

411
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,520
I think that's a good title show.

412
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,520
Just make the statement too long.

413
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,520
I think for, for me, it's more of a.

414
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,520
You think or you do think I do believe.

415
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,520
I do believe.

416
00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:48,520
You know that now that is a great example of an extra word that is valuable to a

417
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,520
sentence.

418
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,520
I do believe.

419
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:51,520
Yes.

420
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,520
Saying I believe.

421
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,520
Yeah.

422
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:54,520
And saying I do believe.

423
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,520
Cause that's fucking badass.

424
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,520
It's more like, it's the grass.

425
00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,520
It's the grass green.

426
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,520
I do believe.

427
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,520
I do believe the grass is green.

428
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,520
The grass is green.

429
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,520
I believe the grass is green.

430
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,520
I do believe the grass is green.

431
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520
I do believe the right.

432
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,520
Shout to you.

433
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,520
All right.

434
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,520
What were you saying?

435
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,520
I don't remember.

436
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,520
Well, how to get it.

437
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,520
I just want to know how.

438
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,520
What is artificial flavoring?

439
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,520
No, not artificial flavoring.

440
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,520
I'm not going to say that.

441
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,520
I wouldn't say what is.

442
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,520
It's like a concoction of fake shit.

443
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,520
How do they make.

444
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,520
I want to know how it's made in a little p traditional lab.

445
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,520
They like do little drops of like fake shit and mix it up to make a flavor.

446
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:41,520
How, how is artificial flavoring created for great for what's the process of creating

447
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,520
an artificial flavor?

448
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,520
Probably getting.

449
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,520
You know what?

450
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:50,520
Instead of you doing this, why don't I just pull up a video showing us how to do it?

451
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,520
Yeah, sure.

452
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,520
That'll probably work.

453
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,520
The nibble.

454
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,520
How is artificial flavoring?

455
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,520
Grapefruit is one of the weirdest fruits on the planet.

456
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,520
My dad loves grapefruits.

457
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,520
It's very bitter in which I don't.

458
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:08,520
I like it, but I don't like it at the same time.

459
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,520
Deep in the heart of the exotic force of Madagascar.

460
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:16,520
Can I just say that today I just connected to no problem.

461
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,520
I don't have to change my sound settings.

462
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,520
It just works.

463
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,520
Yes.

464
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:21,520
Shout out to shut up to Apple.

465
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,520
Live in exotic to the box.

466
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

467
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,520
Shout out to Apple.

468
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,520
Shout out to roadcast.

469
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,520
Go to an exotic being.

470
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,520
Pro two.

471
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,520
What happens if they can make a.

472
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,520
Can you shut the fuck up?

473
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,520
We have to make a pro three.

474
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,520
Then we're not going to get it because this one works great.

475
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,520
What do you mean?

476
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,520
What if they make a pro three?

477
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,520
Then they make one.

478
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,520
What if they make a pro four?

479
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,520
Then you can go.

480
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,520
Giz all over one.

481
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,520
What if.

482
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,520
Can we learn this or not?

483
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,520
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

484
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,520
With an exotic name.

485
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,520
They call it vanilla.

486
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,520
Wait, wait, wait, wait, vanilla.

487
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,520
It's not exotic at all.

488
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,520
It's in everything from ice cream to pastries to shampoo to

489
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,520
vapes.

490
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,520
I mean, it's a synonymous with bland and boring, right?

491
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,520
Right.

492
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,520
Surprise twist of narrative perspective.

493
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,520
Vanilla is not actually as common as you think.

494
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,520
In fact, it's actually still the second most expensive spice in

495
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,520
the world.

496
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,520
Really?

497
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,520
That's why a tiny little bottle of real vanilla extract is

498
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,520
like $20.

499
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,520
Really expensive.

500
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,520
A widespread flavor.

501
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,520
It's insane.

502
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,520
With how easy it is to mimic vanilla with one of the first

503
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,520
artificial flavors.

504
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,520
See in a lab with Petri dishes and fucking tubes.

505
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,520
It's probably quite essential oils.

506
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:28,520
Yeah, essential oils are actual real oil, natural oil from the

507
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,520
thing.

508
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:34,520
They're not like 90 to 97% of all vanilla flavored things don't

509
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,520
have any real vanilla at all.

510
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,520
Now this might come as a surprise because vanilla flavor

511
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,520
things actually taste like vanilla and we expect to

512
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,520
taste like a godless affront to mother nature.

513
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,520
Yeah, dude.

514
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,520
No, no, no.

515
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,520
That's a good example.

516
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,520
Like banana, Laffy Taffy is a good example of how much it

517
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,520
doesn't taste like a banana.

518
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,520
But hear me out.

519
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,520
There's like banana popsicles that are like artificial.

520
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,520
They say the artificial flavor of a banana tastes more like

521
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,520
the original taste of a banana.

522
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,520
I disagree.

523
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:11,520
Because the banana that you taste now has been altered.

524
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:19,520
Like for centuries easy to fake and to what it is today.

525
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,520
But also it's going to stink too.

526
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,520
Well, in order to explain if you didn't know that wrong about

527
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,520
artificial flavors, we need to talk about what a flavor actually

528
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,520
is.

529
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,520
Tell me there are actually only five tastes your tongue can

530
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520
detect.

531
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,520
So when you're thinking of distinct, umami, sweet, sour,

532
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,520
bitter, salty, umami, what is it?

533
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:42,520
It's like a umami.

534
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:43,520
I'm looking it up.

535
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,520
Like a Japanese thing.

536
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,520
No, I don't fucking know.

537
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,520
The difference between a blue slushie and a red slushie.

538
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,520
Umami.

539
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,520
Uh.

540
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,520
Uh.

541
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,520
What?

542
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,520
Hold on.

543
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520
Actually thinking of aromas.

544
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,520
Come back to me.

545
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,520
Flavors are really just a combination of chemicals that you

546
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,520
smell while consuming a food.

547
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,520
Your other senses kind of have to play as well.

548
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,520
They don't really have time to get into all that.

549
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:07,520
So I'm just going to cram all of those irrelevant fun facts into

550
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,520
the next two seconds.

551
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,520
A pleasant savory taste.

552
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,520
So it's a little on the same page.

553
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,520
Let's get into why artificial flavors taste so wrong.

554
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,520
Much like a baby, there are two main ways an artificial flavor

555
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,520
can be achieved.

556
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520
I'm really not learning anything.

557
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,520
This is just telling us like a backstory of how this is fucking

558
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,520
created.

559
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,520
Some of the most iconic wrong tasting things were discovered

560
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,520
when someone decided that a new chemical just kind of reminded

561
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,520
them of a red slushie.

562
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,520
For example, methyl anthranylate, better known as artificial

563
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,520
grape, or more accurately, vaguely purple flavor, didn't

564
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,520
actually, that should be a show tunnel right there.

565
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,520
Artificial grape.

566
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,520
We're a methyl anthranylate.

567
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,520
Yeah.

568
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,520
But I like artificial grape better.

569
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,520
I like artificial grape.

570
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:51,760
I'm going to go with the one that's called the

571
00:16:51,760 --> 00:17:01,760
purple flavor.

572
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,760
Can you go back?

573
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,760
That's fucking hysterical.

574
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,760
Iconic wrong tasting things were discovered when someone

575
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,760
decided that a new chemical just kind of reminded them of a

576
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,760
real flavor.

577
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,760
For example, methyl anthranylate, better known as artificial

578
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,760
grape, or more accurately, vaguely purple flavor, didn't

579
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:18,760
actually come from grapes.

580
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,760
Chemists have been pulling it from a slug.

581
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,760
Vaguely purple flavor.

582
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,760
Vaguely purple flavor.

583
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,760
I like how we associate purple with grape, even though

584
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,760
grapes aren't, are they purple?

585
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,760
Sure.

586
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,760
Red grapes are, yeah.

587
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,760
That's not purple, that's red.

588
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,760
Oh, purple grapes, yeah.

589
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,760
What, are there such things as purple grapes?

590
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,760
Yeah, there's purple grapes and there's green grapes.

591
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,760
Purple grapes.

592
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,760
Slightly less popular snack, industrial coal tar, and using

593
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,760
it as grape flavoring for decades before I discovered that

594
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,760
it could actually be found, trace amounts in real grapes.

595
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,760
An even weirder example would be isoamyl acetate, which

596
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,760
American viewers would recognize as artificial banana, but

597
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,760
my English viewers would recognize as artificial pear.

598
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,760
Whatever it is they call pears over there.

599
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,760
Pigly wigglies.

600
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,760
Sorry to break it to you, but isoamyl acetate is just a

601
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,760
vaguely fruity flavor.

602
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,760
Since jargonel pears were all the rage in England when the

603
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,760
chemical was first discovered, they decided to market it as

604
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,760
pear, but over in the U.S. where those pears were in as popular,

605
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,760
they told people it tastes like banana instead.

606
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,760
Since American said no idea what banana tasted like, everyone

607
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,760
was just like, oh yeah, totally.

608
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,760
This is definitely what banana tastes like.

609
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,760
Just as a side note, bananas did actually taste more like

610
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,760
their Laffy Taffy counterparts until the 1950s when they

611
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,760
were all killed off and replaced by back ups.

612
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,760
Told you!

613
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760
But we have a whole other video about that.

614
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,760
Puzzle that shit!

615
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,760
Replaced by banana back ups?

616
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,760
I just want to say that you've not noticed this first thing

617
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,760
in the thing forever.

618
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,760
I didn't notice that already.

619
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,760
I'm just letting you know that...

620
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,760
Yeah, I didn't say you were lying.

621
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,760
Yes you did!

622
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,760
I literally didn't say a fucking word.

623
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,760
Yes you did!

624
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,760
No?

625
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,760
I'm going to go back.

626
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,760
I'm going to read the transcripts.

627
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,760
I literally was ignoring you.

628
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,760
I was literally ignoring you.

629
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,760
Laffy Taffy's banana flavoring is almost as close to the

630
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,760
identical as bananas were back in the day.

631
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,760
So I still don't believe that statement.

632
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,760
That's what he just said.

633
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,760
Anyway, literally what he just said.

634
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,760
Artificial banana flavor was modeled after original banana flavor.

635
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,760
That might be true, but I don't believe that it actually tasted like it.

636
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760
Conspiracy theorist!

637
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,760
For a long time this was basically how all flavors were created.

638
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,760
Can I put these into some new poison that killer sauce is with?

639
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,760
Notice that their lab smelled vaguely like apples and bottled up whatever was oozing

640
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,760
from their machines for children to enjoy around the world.

641
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,760
Obviously, it makes sense why a lot of these early artificial flavors...

642
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:43,760
Cool-Aid is spelled K-O-L, not C-O-L.

643
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,760
Cool.

644
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,760
K-O-L, yeah.

645
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,760
Some of which we still use today don't taste quite right.

646
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,760
It's because they aren't right, but we don't live in the 1800s anymore.

647
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:56,760
We have penicillin, rocker ships, and we can even make things taste like apples on purpose.

648
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:01,760
In fact, we know exactly which 300 or so chemicals make up the composition of an apple.

649
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:02,760
See, right there.

650
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,760
300 or so chemicals.

651
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:09,760
I'm going to mix together 300 chemicals to mimic the flavor of an apple.

652
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,760
Doesn't that seem creepy to you?

653
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,760
Doesn't that seem creepy to you?

654
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,760
It tastes like someone candy day rot of uranium.

655
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,760
Doesn't that seem creepy though?

656
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:23,760
You've got a natural thing called an apple, and instead of just flavoring shit with real apple juice or whatever,

657
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,760
they decide, I'm going to mix together 30 or whatever, 300 chemicals,

658
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,760
and we're going to put that in apple-flavored candy.

659
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,760
Doesn't that make you think there's something wrong about that?

660
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,760
Is that not right?

661
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,760
Is the chemical...

662
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,760
Maybe your body can't actually process that shit.

663
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,760
Yeah, is it more or less the fact of...

664
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,760
It's not grown outside, Terry.

665
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,760
That's my problem.

666
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,760
I get that, I get that.

667
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,760
Real shit grows in the fucking dirt.

668
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,760
From the dirt.

669
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:54,760
From the dirt, and when it's coming, when they do shit like this, it just seems off to me.

670
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,760
It makes me question.

671
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,760
But does it seem more...

672
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,760
Obviously, a liquid is easier to produce,

673
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,760
but would you think it would cost more for them to put...

674
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,760
like make that chemical,

675
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,760
and then just...

676
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,760
or just having a fucking apple?

677
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:18,760
I think it's cheaper to do it this way because the...

678
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,760
these things are like shelf-stable maybe,

679
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:27,760
whereas the natural juices from actual fruits are not maybe as shelf-stable as long.

680
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,760
I think it has to do with that.

681
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,760
You can't put it on a shelf for years and years and years and it never goes bad.

682
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,760
That's the value point.

683
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,760
But you can just do the same thing by putting that...

684
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,760
or a preservative into it.

685
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,760
Yeah, but then you're getting...

686
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,760
Sodium benzoate?

687
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,760
Then you're getting into the whole unnatural shit again.

688
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:49,760
Like natural fruit juice from a fruit is not shelf-stable.

689
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,760
That's what makes it real.

690
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,760
This shelf-stable shit isn't real.

691
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,760
True.

692
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,760
We're doing shit to stuff to make it last long and not go bad.

693
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,760
But doesn't that make you think,

694
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,760
is your body meant to process shit like that?

695
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,760
I don't think so.

696
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,760
Seems off to me.

697
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,760
Seems like there's some shady shit going on.

698
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,760
Alright, I'm done with this.

699
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:16,760
That doesn't seem very right.

700
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,760
You're here, banana boy.

701
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,760
This video was made by...

702
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,760
I don't like this guy's fucking voice.

703
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760
You don't like a lot of people.

704
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Why are Americans obsessed with Starbucks?

705
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,760
Did you see that the new Starbucks CEO is like the ex-Chapolai CEO?

706
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:35,760
Oh great, so there's going to be more E. Coli and Starbucks' shit?

707
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,760
E. Coli and Starbucks...

708
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,760
I just want to say, my thing just popped.

709
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,760
I'm glad that you got the reference.

710
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,760
E. Coli and Starbucks' shit?

711
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,760
Yeah, because...

712
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,760
Oh no, I got the reference.

713
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,760
We share this bond.

714
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,760
We share the E. Coli...

715
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,760
The Chipotle E. Coli bond.

716
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,760
E. Coli and Starbucks' shit?

717
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,760
That's a great thought.

718
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,760
E. Coli in...

719
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,760
Fuck, I can't write in Starbucks.

720
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,760
Starbucks is shit.

721
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,760
I just want to say that right as I was saying that and I little giggle,

722
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:19,760
it's because my image generator popped the image from my cue that was running.

723
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,760
It's fucking amazing.

724
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,760
What did she type in?

725
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,760
I typed purple...

726
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,760
Cool Kool-Aid Man?

727
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,760
If it actually finishes correctly, we're using it.

728
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760
I hope.

729
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,760
So I typed in just purple grape Kool-Aid Man.

730
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:45,760
I'm going to wait until it fully generates because it's still loading,

731
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,760
but I got the preview.

732
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,760
I'm going to show you in this video.

733
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,760
Just wait until it's done.

734
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,760
I'll wait until it's done.

735
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,760
We should look up...

736
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,760
I feel like looking up conspiracy theories.

737
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760
I want to talk about Starbucks.

738
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,760
And then it's conspiracy.

739
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Oh, actually...

740
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,760
For millions...

741
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,760
I want to show you one thing before this.

742
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,760
I think...

743
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,760
I'm going to show you one thing before this.

744
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,760
That's fine.

745
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:14,760
I think the reason why people are so obsessed with Starbucks is that

746
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:19,760
they probably put MSG in their shit.

747
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,760
Like secretly.

748
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,760
I think it's just sugar.

749
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,760
I don't think they're worried about MSG.

750
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,760
To be honest, half the time when you go to Starbucks,

751
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:34,760
you're getting a cup full of sugar.

752
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:35,760
With a little bit of coffee.

753
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,760
Yeah.

754
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,760
When people tell...

755
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,760
Did you see this?

756
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,760
How annoying would this be?

757
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,760
Driverless car walks,

758
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,760
awaking San Francisco residents at night.

759
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,760
With consistent hunks.

760
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,760
Did you know this was even a thing?

761
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,760
They have these things like...

762
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,760
They're like Ubers, but they're all autonomous in San Francisco.

763
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,760
It's called...

764
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760
It's like Z-O-O-X.

765
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,760
Waymo.

766
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,760
Waymo?

767
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,760
It's called Waymo.

768
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,760
There's Z-O-O-X, which is the same thing.

769
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,760
I didn't even know they had this,

770
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,760
but this is in San Francisco.

771
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,760
They do have this.

772
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,760
Okay.

773
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,760
And it's automated, like little taxi cars that no one just drive by themselves.

774
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,760
They have it down in a company called...

775
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,760
I think it's Zook.

776
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,760
Or Zooks.

777
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,760
We're around here.

778
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,760
No, it's in Vegas.

779
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,760
It's Z-O-O-X.

780
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,760
We'll check this out.

781
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,760
They're doing the same concept.

782
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,760
This is insane.

783
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,760
Cars are driving some people crazy in San Francisco.

784
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,760
Their horns have been heard honking all night as they try to park themselves.

785
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,760
There's no people in those.

786
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,760
Yeah, video show for you.

787
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,760
They're all trying to park at the end of the night in like their parking lot around everyone's apartment.

788
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,760
And they have a feature that whenever another car gets close, they honk.

789
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,760
So they're all just like fucking around in the parking lot, trying to park and honking at each other

790
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,760
and then just stopping and starting.

791
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Video shows the way though cars honking away as they come into a parking lot.

792
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,760
Nearby residents say it is happening throughout the evening.

793
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,760
In fact, it's happening every night.

794
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,760
I would go crazy.

795
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,760
One woman has even been captured in the woods on a live stream.

796
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,760
When they all come back at once, they get into a traffic jam and they start honking at each other.

797
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,760
They create their own traffic jam in their traffic lot.

798
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,760
She thinks it's even funny.

799
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,760
It's funny to think about road loss getting into traffic jams, but here we are.

800
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,760
I could not be more cranky today.

801
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:27,760
Over the past two weeks, I've been woken up more times overnight than I have combined over 20 years.

802
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,760
That would drive me nuts too.

803
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,760
Waymo's eyes at the cars are made to blast their horns when they get too close to one another.

804
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,760
That's why they're doing it, because anytime they get close to an object, they honk.

805
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,760
And they're all just circled jerking in the parking lot.

806
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:48,760
Maybe what they should do, what Waymo should do, which I'm pretty sure they're about to do it, is...

807
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,760
They're introducing a software update to fix the issue.

808
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,760
Yeah, where it's like between these...

809
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,760
In their parking lot?

810
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,760
In their parking lot, it'd just be quiet.

811
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,760
Yeah, especially if your parking lot is around residential people.

812
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,760
Yeah.

813
00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,760
That's insane.

814
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:10,760
You would probably look up... Since we're on the automata... Yeah, look up ZOX.

815
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,760
Yeah.

816
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,760
Autonomous driving.

817
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,760
Oh.

818
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:22,760
Really?

819
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,760
Yeah.

820
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:29,760
You can look... Yeah, just play a little video of it.

821
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:37,760
Just FY folks, this is an old ass lady who's talking about how she can get in a fucking automated taxi.

822
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,760
Probably die in a fireball.

823
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,760
I want to see the crash test on this thing.

824
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,760
Well, let's see what she has to say.

825
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,760
That's ridiculous.

826
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,760
Oh, she's 104 years old.

827
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,760
Incent.

828
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,760
Crossed your way.

829
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,760
Crossed your way.

830
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,760
Way back when?

831
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,760
Yeah.

832
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,760
1920.

833
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,760
Jesus.

834
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,760
We have one automobile in the family.

835
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:00,760
Can I just say something?

836
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,760
Yeah.

837
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,760
That chick...

838
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:04,760
She don't look that old.

839
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,760
Can I just say, that chick was someone you might find attractive during World War II.

840
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:10,760
She probably was attractive back then.

841
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,760
She was like in her young 20s in World War II.

842
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Yeah.

843
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,760
That's insane.

844
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760
Yeah.

845
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:17,760
And she's still kicking.

846
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,760
She's seen a lot of shit.

847
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,760
And that was to be used by both my father and mother.

848
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,760
A shit-ton of presidents.

849
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:26,760
I took a streetcar to class, and then I had to take it to when I was working.

850
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,760
It was much different to have an automobile.

851
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,760
What about cars that drive themselves?

852
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:38,760
Gotta be sure that people feel completely easy to see where those cars go.

853
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,760
Had she still lived in her house?

854
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,760
That's pretty impressive.

855
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,760
Yeah.

856
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,760
Are you excited?

857
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Are you nervous?

858
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:44,760
No, I'll be glad to go.

859
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,760
I mean, I'm not afraid of it.

860
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,760
Not at all.

861
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,760
You have to push a lot of buttons, but that's okay.

862
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,760
My family is all interested in it.

863
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,760
For one thing, I trust everything.

864
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,760
I don't like it.

865
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Off we go.

866
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,760
At all.

867
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,760
You don't like it?

868
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,760
It makes me nervous.

869
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,760
Dude, just looking at it makes me nervous.

870
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,760
Everything makes me nervous about this fucking thing.

871
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,760
I think it's...

872
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,760
I don't mind going backwards or something.

873
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,760
I'm just going someplace.

874
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,760
Think of the things you can do.

875
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,760
Wait, they didn't even show how they started it.

876
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,760
You pretty much get into the car and then there's these pads on each side.

877
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,760
Are you typing the address you want to go to?

878
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,760
And you type in where you want to go.

879
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,760
I'm thrilled.

880
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,760
You've been in one of these?

881
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,760
No.

882
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,760
It's my...

883
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,760
Wait, so you have a little phone interface by every tablet.

884
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,760
And you just say, I want to go to this address.

885
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,760
And it takes you...

886
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,760
Because it's like a taxi, so it just takes you there.

887
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,760
Yeah, it just takes you.

888
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,760
You just swipe it once you're ready and then it'll take you there.

889
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760
Yeah.

890
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,760
This is fucking creepy.

891
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:53,760
This actually reminds me a lot of those fucking cars they had in the Westworld show on HBO.

892
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,760
Do you remember that?

893
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,760
It kind of reminds me of...

894
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,760
What are you talking about?

895
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,760
...Irobot.

896
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,760
No, no, no, play the crash test.

897
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,760
I really want you to crash that.

898
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:00,760
This top one?

899
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,760
Yeah, I just want to see if it can withstand a crash.

900
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,760
Oh, my shit's going to freeze.

901
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:20,760
The typical crash test takes about 300 milliseconds, like a third of a second to be performed, but

902
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,760
the preparation for it can take weeks.

903
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,760
We have just one chance to get the data we want.

904
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,760
No, you don't.

905
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:32,760
It's very expensive and complex, so we've got to make sure that we get it right the first time.

906
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,760
I always feel like these...

907
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,760
This, this, this.

908
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,760
Do you remember this?

909
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,760
From Westworld Season 3, they had these...

910
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,760
They looked at just the exact same thing.

911
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,760
I don't.

912
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,760
I've never watched Westworld, so...

913
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,760
I thought you had.

914
00:30:50,760 --> 00:31:02,760
But you can keep going.

915
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760
Yeah.

916
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,760
That could be it.

917
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,760
It's the same idea.

918
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,760
It's like an automated little taxi box thing.

919
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,760
Yeah, it reminds me of an Irobot.

920
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,760
Sure, but it looks more like the fucking Westworld car.

921
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,760
Yeah, can you just get to the part where they crash it?

922
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,760
Why is every single time that they...

923
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,760
Oh, that's cool.

924
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,760
It like, does like a thing around you.

925
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,760
That's pretty neat.

926
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:44,760
Well, you've got people sitting both directions, so it kind of has to involve both benches of people.

927
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:49,760
Yeah.

928
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:24,760
I like how every single company tries to make it seem so elegant to use fancy words like polycarbonate and...

929
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,760
Aluminium.

930
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,760
Aluminium and temp, like, I don't know what a fancy word for class is.

931
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,760
Remember the plastic?

932
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,760
Yeah, polycarbonate.

933
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,760
Oh, polycarbonate.

934
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:33,760
It's polycarbonate.

935
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,760
When Johnny I was saying it.

936
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,760
It's just a fancy word of saying plastic.

937
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:41,760
Can I just say it's quite amazing how fast airbags can deploy?

938
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:46,760
Isn't it like within one to three milliseconds?

939
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:53,760
It must be, because like the impact and their deploying as your face is going to go down to hit them.

940
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,760
It's crazy how that technology can deploy so fast.

941
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,760
The airbags in your car are kind of...

942
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,760
Especially the one I don't really like is in the steering wheel.

943
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,760
Is it in the steering wheel?

944
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760
Is that a freak shot?

945
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,760
I think so.

946
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,760
So you don't...

947
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,760
Smash your face on it.

948
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:08,760
I would...

949
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,760
You'd rather just smash your face on it.

950
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,760
No.

951
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,760
Why don't you like it?

952
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,760
Why don't you like it?

953
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,760
Explain why you don't like it.

954
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,760
Hold on.

955
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,760
Sometimes those bags are faulty and don't deploy, so you're going into that thing.

956
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,760
Sometimes?

957
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,760
Is that often that happens?

958
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,760
I'm not saying that's often.

959
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,760
Okay.

960
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,760
But you're just having like a mini explosion in your face.

961
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,760
To save your life, though.

962
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,760
I get that.

963
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,760
But I think what they should do...

964
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,760
It's not working.

965
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,760
What they should do is instead of...

966
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,760
It's frozen.

967
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,760
I like that.

968
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,760
I think that's funny.

969
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,760
I'm going to use it if we can.

970
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:46,760
Well, can you just screenshot it?

971
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,760
Yeah.

972
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,760
Just screenshot it.

973
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:49,760
Okay.

974
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Please continue.

975
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,760
That's fucking heavy.

976
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:57,760
I think what they should do is have it come from above.

977
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,760
And like shoot down.

978
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,760
Instead of being explosion in your face.

979
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,760
Come down?

980
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,760
Yeah.

981
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,760
But it might not get in between you and your fucking face.

982
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,760
No, because you can have it...

983
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,760
You have more room.

984
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,760
Yeah, but what's it going to fire out from the ceiling?

985
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,760
Yeah.

986
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,760
It goes...

987
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,760
You know what I'm saying?

988
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,760
It'll be more like this.

989
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760
It'll be like...

990
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,760
Huge...

991
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,760
No, sorry.

992
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,760
It'll be this.

993
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760
That's...

994
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,760
You know?

995
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,760
I don't.

996
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,760
You're going to break shit again.

997
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,760
Alright, Starbucks.

998
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaking from a coffee drinker over here.

999
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,760
Me?

1000
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Yeah.

1001
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,760
You just...

1002
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,760
You just told me when you came here you drank coffee.

1003
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760
Yeah.

1004
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,760
It's a applicable thing.

1005
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,760
Yeah.

1006
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,760
I didn't...

1007
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,760
Well, I did go somewhere, yes.

1008
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,760
But that's not the point.

1009
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,760
The point is you drank coffee this morning.

1010
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,760
So you are...

1011
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,760
You can relate to this.

1012
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,760
Sure, but I don't get Starbucks because it's trash.

1013
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,760
Maybe come the biggest coffee chain in the world through incredibly clever marketing,

1014
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,760
devious design, and an uncanny ability to make people spend their money.

1015
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,760
Devious design.

1016
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760
Devious design.

1017
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,760
I like that.

1018
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,760
Well, every company is doing the same thing.

1019
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,760
So I don't know why you're talking about just Starbucks in general.

1020
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,760
They're just saying Starbucks does it better than anyone.

1021
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,760
Because they're fucking the best in the game.

1022
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760
Think about this.

1023
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,760
There's like five Starbuckses in every town in America.

1024
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,760
Think about this.

1025
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:34,760
Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee.

1026
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,760
Correct.

1027
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,760
I don't think there's any arguing that statement.

1028
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,760
Correct.

1029
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,760
That's all it is.

1030
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,760
This is how Starbucks brainwashed a generation.

1031
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,760
I don't know.

1032
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,760
That's a very strong word and a very big accusation.

1033
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,760
Maybe the dumb people in the generation.

1034
00:35:54,760 --> 00:36:01,760
A huge thank you to ground news for sponsoring today's video.

1035
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,760
Now, if you've been a loyal subscriber here on the channel for a while, you might know

1036
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,760
that we made a video about Starbucks and how they revel.

1037
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,760
I feel like we've watched a video on this guy's channel before.

1038
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,760
Explain some other thing.

1039
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,760
I don't know.

1040
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,760
I don't know.

1041
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:13,760
The coffee industry.

1042
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,760
Well, this is sort of a part two to that.

1043
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:23,760
But I do say Starbucks does spend more money on their employees health benefits than any

1044
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:24,760
other company.

1045
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,760
Is that true?

1046
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,760
I think so.

1047
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,760
I don't know if I buy that.

1048
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,760
Okay.

1049
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,760
We talked about how they spearheaded the whole fair trade idea and then completely abandoned

1050
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,760
it.

1051
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,760
How they pioneered the coffee shop as a third place to hang out.

1052
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,760
I don't get that.

1053
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:46,760
Can I just say, and maybe this is coming from someone who doesn't live in a city where you're

1054
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,760
constantly walking and taking public transit and you want a place to sit outside of your

1055
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,760
tiny ass little apartment.

1056
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,760
Yeah.

1057
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:54,760
So I'm not in that environment.

1058
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,760
So maybe that's the explanation for it.

1059
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:02,760
But I don't understand the idea of going to a coffee shop with other fucking humans to

1060
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,760
get worked on on your laptop.

1061
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,260
I think I don't fucking get that.

1062
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:06,760
I think it's more of a out.

1063
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,760
Maybe it's because I'm on a hashtag.

1064
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,760
Team introvert.

1065
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:12,760
Yeah.

1066
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,760
And I don't like being on people.

1067
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,760
Maybe that's it.

1068
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,760
I don't know.

1069
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,760
I think it's more of a.

1070
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:21,760
It's those hybrid jobs or those hybrid jobs.

1071
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,760
Yeah.

1072
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,760
What's a hybrid job?

1073
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:29,760
Like three days in office, two days at home, something like that.

1074
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,760
Okay.

1075
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,760
It's called it's it's like a hybrid.

1076
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,760
Okay.

1077
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,760
Because you don't have to go to work.

1078
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,760
You get to stay home.

1079
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,760
So you're saying instead of working at your house, you would go work at a coffee shop.

1080
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:46,760
Well, I would say if you had the option of being in your house.

1081
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,760
Or you could be a person that is like self-employed.

1082
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,760
So yeah.

1083
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,760
And then he likes like go into the coffee shop or part of the day do the work part of the

1084
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,760
coffee shop.

1085
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:55,760
I've been to coffee shops.

1086
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:56,760
The hell of I be.

1087
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,760
And there's one.

1088
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,760
Wait, are we?

1089
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,760
You want to go downtown?

1090
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,760
You want to go to our spot?

1091
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,760
Would you wouldn't you like go post on that couch?

1092
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,760
Yeah, we saw someone doing fucking coding.

1093
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,760
It's coding.

1094
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,760
That was there.

1095
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,760
That's a good example.

1096
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,760
The coffee shop that we go to sometimes.

1097
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,760
Which we did a lot last summer.

1098
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,760
Yeah.

1099
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,760
That coffee shop.

1100
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,760
Oh, it's a different picture this time.

1101
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,760
That's fucking amazing.

1102
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,760
I like the first one better.

1103
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,760
Did you say the first one?

1104
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,760
No.

1105
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,760
Brother.

1106
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,760
This is the second one.

1107
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:26,760
I don't like that one.

1108
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,760
I like the one with the Google.

1109
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,760
I had the exact same prompt.

1110
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:30,760
I like the Google eyes one.

1111
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,760
Should have saved it.

1112
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,760
I'll do a new one.

1113
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,760
Say it with Google.

1114
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:34,760
You're saying Google.

1115
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:39,760
You're saying that you would not go down to that one and not come to a little couch

1116
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,760
cubby.

1117
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,760
No, I'm saying like a book or something.

1118
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:43,760
I think I would.

1119
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,760
This is what I don't understand.

1120
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,760
This is just me because I don't understand it.

1121
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,760
So maybe other people will keep doing it.

1122
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,760
Well, because it doesn't matter.

1123
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:59,760
It's people that go to like a coffee shop to sit obviously sit down.

1124
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,760
There's a vibe.

1125
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,760
Get it cool.

1126
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:07,760
And then sit there and read a book or like put their noise canceling headphones on to do

1127
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,760
work on their laptop.

1128
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,760
Yeah, I don't understand.

1129
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,760
If you need to do work in a quiet environment, don't go to a loud environment.

1130
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,760
Because if I understand that.

1131
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:20,760
If I was like, if I had a hybrid job where I can just do stuff on my laptop and like

1132
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,760
I went to a coffee shop.

1133
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,760
Excuse me.

1134
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,760
Can I just say that I have a quote unquote hybrid job where I work from home sometimes.

1135
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,760
Yeah.

1136
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,760
But I would not be able to work at a coffee shop those days for my job.

1137
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,760
Yeah.

1138
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,760
What I wouldn't be able to what I'm saying is that if I did that and I went to a coffee

1139
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:44,760
shop, it would be more like I'm grabbing the coffee and I'm leaving or my tea or whatever

1140
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,760
I'm getting or your matcha or yeah, whatever.

1141
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,760
What's a matcha or what a Fafa?

1142
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,760
What are you doing?

1143
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,760
Chocolate tea.

1144
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,760
Chai chai chai.

1145
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,760
Chai, right?

1146
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,760
Yeah.

1147
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,760
Right.

1148
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,760
Chai tea.

1149
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,760
But recently I've been getting more London fogs.

1150
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,760
Shout out to London fog.

1151
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,760
What's London fog?

1152
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,760
Pretty much as a chai.

1153
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,760
A chai latte.

1154
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,760
Okay.

1155
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,760
So what's that?

1156
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:11,760
Instead of using just like chai tea, well, no, it just means TT.

1157
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,760
TT.

1158
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:13,760
TT.

1159
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:19,760
It's Earl Grey and milk.

1160
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,760
So instead of chai, it's Earl Grey?

1161
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,760
Yeah.

1162
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,760
Earl Grey with milk would be gross.

1163
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,760
Dude, is there sugar in it?

1164
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,760
It's better than you think.

1165
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,760
No.

1166
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,760
I don't believe that.

1167
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,760
Well, there could be flavors.

1168
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,760
There could be like some vanilla flavoring.

1169
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,760
There's some shit in there.

1170
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,760
I promise you Earl Grey and regular milk, Terry, would not be good.

1171
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,760
Look it up.

1172
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,760
Look up the recipe for London fog.

1173
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:52,760
Why are you hating on me?

1174
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,760
I've had ones that are just how it is.

1175
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,760
It's just tea and milk.

1176
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,760
Here you go, Terry.

1177
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:58,760
Bare feet in the kitchen.

1178
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,760
That's you.

1179
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,760
That's me.

1180
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:03,760
How to make it?

1181
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,760
That's what it looks like.

1182
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,760
Pretty much.

1183
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,760
You get milk, you get your tea.

1184
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,760
A traditional in fog is Earl Grey tea and a sposh of vanilla syrup.

1185
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,760
There you go.

1186
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,760
In other words, artificially vanilla flavored sugar.

1187
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,760
A little bit of sugar in there.

1188
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,760
A little bit.

1189
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,760
I bet they put a decent amount.

1190
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,760
The addition of vanilla takes the very fragrant edge.

1191
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,760
Yeah, I'm telling you, the fragrant edge of Earl Grey is not going to be good with milk.

1192
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,760
I like Earl Grey, although not so much anymore.

1193
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,760
Just straight.

1194
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,760
I'm a boss ass bitch.

1195
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760
Same.

1196
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,760
I drink Earl Grey a lot.

1197
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,760
Okay.

1198
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,760
It's a good tea.

1199
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,760
Caramel teas, double teas.

1200
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,760
That's all you do, Terry.

1201
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,760
Shout out to you.

1202
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,760
Yeah, so I just do that.

1203
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,760
It's pretty good.

1204
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,760
Which is really funny because people do a ploy where it's like a ploy.

1205
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,760
It's like a marketing scheme.

1206
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,760
Where are you getting the slum in fog, Terry?

1207
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,760
What do people know?

1208
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,760
The people want to know.

1209
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,760
Give the people an insight.

1210
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Just say the name of the place.

1211
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,760
Just tell them your experience with this London fog.

1212
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,760
Where are you getting these London fogs, Terry?

1213
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,760
Starbucks?

1214
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,760
No, fuck that dude.

1215
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,760
You don't like it, huh?

1216
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,760
I got it.

1217
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,760
You're a true anti-starbucks guy.

1218
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,760
I got one time at Starbucks.

1219
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,760
Because someone asked me what I wanted.

1220
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760
I was like, I'll take a London fog.

1221
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,760
Shit was watered down.

1222
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:27,760
It was disgusting.

1223
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,760
So you're really anti-starbucks, 100%.

1224
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:34,760
I rather support a local stand, a small joint.

1225
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Yeah, a coffee stand or something like that.

1226
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,760
You got local coffee stands you like?

1227
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,760
I do have a place that makes a really good London fog.

1228
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,760
Hell yeah.

1229
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,760
So I go to you for supporting small business.

1230
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,760
Yeah man, small business.

1231
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:46,760
Support them.

1232
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,760
Fuck big corporations and shit like that.

1233
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,760
Because they already made billions of dollars anyways off of you.

1234
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,760
So the Chipotle guy runs.

1235
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,760
The guy I think who founded Chipotle maybe is the CEO of Starbucks now.

1236
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,760
Or the guy who was the CEO of Starbucks.

1237
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,760
Not the founder is now the CEO of Starbucks.

1238
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,760
Isn't it crazy that...

1239
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,760
Don't get me wrong.

1240
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,760
They probably worked their asses off to get there.

1241
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:16,760
But isn't it funny that if you like say you leave the company of Chipotle as a CEO.

1242
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,760
The only thing you want to do is be another fucking CEO at another company.

1243
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,760
Because everything else has to step down.

1244
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,760
Because you're just like, I can't do anything else.

1245
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,760
I know how to...

1246
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,760
I know how...

1247
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,760
I'm an executive chief officer.

1248
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,760
I know I can do some shit.

1249
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,760
One path would be if you're like a CEO...

1250
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,760
I don't know...

1251
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,760
I shouldn't have said like there.

1252
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,760
If you're a CEO of a smallish company or a medium company.

1253
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:45,760
You could argue that a step up would be to leave that job and go to being say chief operating officer.

1254
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,760
Or chief financial officer of a bigger company.

1255
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760
Yeah.

1256
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,760
Well because while it's not the CEO role you're still like stepping up to a larger thing.

1257
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,760
Yeah you're taking on a bigger role.

1258
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,760
Yeah so that could still be considered a step up.

1259
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,760
Yeah.

1260
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,760
So there are other ways.

1261
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:57,760
Yeah.

1262
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,760
But if you're the CEO of a big ass company there's really nowhere to go but down.

1263
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,760
I guess you'd be the president of the United States.

1264
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,760
Other than that.

1265
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,760
I just think it's funny that you...

1266
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,760
Yeah.

1267
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,760
I get that.

1268
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:11,760
Yeah.

1269
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,760
Pull a trump.

1270
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,760
I mean he kind of just did the ultimate.

1271
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,760
What's that?

1272
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,760
Was like a fucking CEO of a company or whatever.

1273
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,760
Is Trump a company?

1274
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,760
Trump Enterprise?

1275
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,760
I don't fucking know.

1276
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,760
But then he was the president.

1277
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,760
Like that's kind of arguably like the ultimate.

1278
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,760
Well didn't he own like Trump hotels?

1279
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,760
Yeah I don't know what the company is called.

1280
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,760
Like is it called Trump Incorporated?

1281
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:30,760
I don't fucking know.

1282
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,760
I think Trump's...

1283
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,760
Trump's...

1284
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,760
Is that just the brand called Trump?

1285
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,760
Trump's business.

1286
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,760
What's the name of his company?

1287
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,760
Trump Limited.

1288
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,760
What's the...

1289
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,760
What's Trump's company?

1290
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,760
I just saw a googly eyes.

1291
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,760
G-O-O-G-L-Y.

1292
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,760
Googly?

1293
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,760
Yeah.

1294
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,760
G-O...

1295
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:54,760
G-O-O-G-L-Y.

1296
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,760
Yeah.

1297
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,760
All right.

1298
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,760
Purple, great...

1299
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,760
The Trump Organization.

1300
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,760
With googly eyes.

1301
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,760
Trump Organization.

1302
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,760
It's called the Trump Organization.

1303
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:03,760
Yep.

1304
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,760
Is it publicly traded?

1305
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,760
The Trump Organization is an American privately owned...

1306
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,760
So it's not...

1307
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:11,760
So it's not publicly traded?

1308
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,760
owned by Donald Trump.

1309
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,760
It serves as a holding company for all of Trump's business's ventures, investments, and around

1310
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,760
250 of its affiliates and subsidiaries using the...

1311
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,760
Subsidaries.

1312
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,760
Subsidaries.

1313
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,760
That's the right word.

1314
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,760
Using the Trump name, Donald Trump joined the organization in 1968, began leading it

1315
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,760
in 1971, renamed it around 1973, and handed it off its leadership to his children in 2017,

1316
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:40,760
after he won the 2016 United States President election.

1317
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,760
It is now...

1318
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,760
It is Trump Organization.

1319
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,760
So it's not publicly traded?

1320
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:47,760
It's just a...

1321
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,760
It's just a...

1322
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,760
It's just a...

1323
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,760
It's just a...

1324
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,760
So it's not publicly traded?

1325
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:53,760
It's just privately owned, don't you?

1326
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,760
It's just privately owned.

1327
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,760
So you can't buy steak in Trump.com or whatever the fuck it is?

1328
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,760
Oh, it's just Trump.com, yeah.

1329
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,760
Let's see.

1330
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:09,760
It has about 22,000 employees, and the headquarters is Trump Tower.

1331
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,760
In New York?

1332
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,760
Mm-hmm.

1333
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,760
And then the key people on there is Donald Trump Jr.

1334
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,760
He's a EVP.

1335
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,760
Executive Vice President.

1336
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,760
And then you have Eric Trump, which is also EVP.

1337
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,760
Okay.

1338
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,760
And then you have Matthew Calamari.

1339
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:29,760
Hey, Matthew.

1340
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,760
Hey, Matthew Calamari is COO.

1341
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,760
Chief Operating Officer.

1342
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,760
And their service is construction, real estate development, entertainment, hospitality, retail,

1343
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,760
online shopping, and investments.

1344
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,760
Now, if you want to go egg that place, go for it.

1345
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,760
Why would you egg it?

1346
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,760
Or throw eggs at it?

1347
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,760
Oh, TP it, dude.

1348
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,760
That'd be really cool.

1349
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,760
That'd be really funny.

1350
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,760
I don't understand why everyone is so crazy about Trump.

1351
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,760
His signature is god-awful.

1352
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,760
Dude, look at that signature.

1353
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,760
That signature is fucking trash.

1354
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,760
Yeah, I mean, it's not.

1355
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,760
It's just a bunch of squiggly lines.

1356
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,760
Welcome to the world of signatures.

1357
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:11,760
Pete, this is no use.

1358
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,760
Oh my God, that is just gross.

1359
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,760
I wouldn't say that's any worse or better.

1360
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:19,760
That is atrociously looking at that thing, man.

1361
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,760
Ugh, suck a dick.

1362
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760
Sorry.

1363
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,760
I like when people have really good signatures.

1364
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,760
Some people have really...

1365
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,760
I like Steve's signature.

1366
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,760
You want to see this?

1367
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,760
You want to see Steve's signature?

1368
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,760
Steve's signature is pretty cool.

1369
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,760
Here's an example of these fucking shitty-ass cars.

1370
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:44,760
Can you show me how it's 7th Avenue Osborne?

1371
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,760
I got an unmanned vehicle that was kind of taken off from me.

1372
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,760
It's a Waymo car.

1373
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,760
It ran from the cops.

1374
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,760
It's a Waymo car.

1375
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,760
It's not every day.

1376
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,760
You see a Phoenix police officer pulling over a driverless car.

1377
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,760
Like, does the Waymo...

1378
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,760
How do you...

1379
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:59,760
What do you...

1380
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,760
How do you...

1381
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,760
Does the Waymo car know to pull over when it sees the lights?

1382
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:02,760
I don't know.

1383
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:03,760
Apparently not.

1384
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,760
Hi!

1385
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,760
But that's what happened June 19th after the officer

1386
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,760
observed a Waymo going haywire in traffic.

1387
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,760
I can help you come over and just have a more of a curiosity.

1388
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,760
I thought maybe there's a passenger or something.

1389
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,760
No, like, you know the construction here?

1390
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,760
Yeah.

1391
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:19,760
It was a...

1392
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,760
Wait, there's nobody in it?

1393
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,760
I don't think there's anybody in it.

1394
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,760
Oh, I thought it had a passenger.

1395
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,760
Eastbound in Los Angeles.

1396
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,760
Who's he talking to?

1397
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,760
Oh!

1398
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:27,760
That person to his left.

1399
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:28,760
Which is...

1400
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:29,760
Oh, oh, oh, I see.

1401
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,760
Yeah.

1402
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,760
And then...

1403
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,760
I think it's another cop.

1404
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,760
Ah, you're right.

1405
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:39,760
While most Waymo cars can be seen throughout the city driving safely and behaving civilly,

1406
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,760
erratic driving...

1407
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,760
Is that thing on top spinning hella fast to see everything?

1408
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,760
Yeah, I think it's like the camera 360 camera.

1409
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,760
That's fucking creepy.

1410
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:47,760
Wait, hold on.

1411
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,760
Did it just do something erratic?

1412
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,760
Let me see what they...

1413
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,760
Oh!

1414
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,760
Oh!

1415
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,760
If that's the level they're at, they should not be doing these cars.

1416
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,760
They should not have these.

1417
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,760
It's a jaguar.

1418
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,760
A jaguar.

1419
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,760
It was making a ride onto Washington.

1420
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,760
Almost hit me, I had to swerve into the fast lane.

1421
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:09,760
Phil Briggs says Tuesday he nearly got side-swiped by a Waymo on a mission with no regard for

1422
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,760
the car surrounding it.

1423
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:11,760
Hell yeah, really.

1424
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,760
No signs of an accident.

1425
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,760
We've seen him dead in the water in the middle of the intersection.

1426
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,760
Imagine you're riding one of these things and it just stops in the middle of the intersection

1427
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,760
and you're like, uh...

1428
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,760
Do you get reimbursed?

1429
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,760
I don't know.

1430
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,760
This has got to be a scam.

1431
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,760
How are they out there on the street and they're this like janky still?

1432
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,760
Shouldn't they like have to get to a certain point and like testing before they can go

1433
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,760
on the street?

1434
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,760
This just seems like they're not ready yet.

1435
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:41,760
Well the thing is that if this is in Phoenix, that means whoever approved this to be in

1436
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,760
their city deemed it safe.

1437
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,760
It's probably that fucking Peep Buddha judge guy.

1438
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,760
He's a national guy.

1439
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,760
He's not a Phoenix specific guy.

1440
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,760
Yeah, but he's the one that says they're cool to be on the road.

1441
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,760
I'll just talk to Waymo to find out more about the reasons you're riding your way in their

1442
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,760
cars.

1443
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,760
I would sit in the back and not the front.

1444
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,760
They said Waymo's are much better drivers than humans.

1445
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,760
Nope.

1446
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:06,760
Yeah, right.

1447
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,760
Maybe some humans.

1448
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,760
And three and a half times more likely to avoid injury causing crashes.

1449
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,760
So your car here drove into oncoming lanes of traffic.

1450
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,760
Maybe it's just a low bar.

1451
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,760
That's why they're better than humans because most humans suck.

1452
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,760
If you have something like this...

1453
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:24,760
I have to shit.

1454
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,760
Go ahead.

1455
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,760
That's fine.

1456
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,760
I think you have something like this.

1457
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,760
I can't really pronounce that word because I have really bad pronunciation going on.

1458
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:34,760
Autonomous vehicles.

1459
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,760
That's correct.

1460
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:45,760
I think there should be just for my sake or for a cop's sake is to have a button on the

1461
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:46,760
side of the car.

1462
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,760
For the passenger to say kill switch.

1463
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,760
There should be a kill switch inside.

1464
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,760
Yeah, so if this car runs from the cops, the cops don't come out and try to shoot a passenger

1465
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,760
who is not in control of the vehicle.

1466
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,760
That is what they should have.

1467
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,760
There should be a kill switch and then also if a cop...

1468
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,760
An override.

1469
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,760
Yeah.

1470
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,760
The passenger should have the override to say, oh, the car's not slowing down.

1471
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:08,760
There's a cop.

1472
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,760
I want to pull over.

1473
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,760
Yeah, like say on the screen, wherever in the car is be like, there's a cop trying to pull

1474
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,760
this car over and be like, pull over.

1475
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1476
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,760
And just be like pull over.

1477
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,760
Yeah, yeah.

1478
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:25,360
Like I would say WAMMA would probably send them an override key or you get that key when

1479
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,360
you're in the car.

1480
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,760
So when that does happen, you can just pick, oh shit, type this in really fast.

1481
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,760
Yeah, the passenger has it when they put it on the right.

1482
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:36,080
But also if a cop is pulling over, nobody inside of it, there should be like a button

1483
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:42,760
where it can like call something inside that vehicle instead of just being standing there.

1484
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,760
I don't like the idea of a cop having kill switches on people's cars.

1485
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,760
No, no, no.

1486
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,760
It's not a kill switch.

1487
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,760
I need to talk to someone at WAMMA because your shit's all fucked up.

1488
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,760
Oh, like an immediate contact in the company to say, hey, you're like pulling it over.

1489
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,760
Obviously someone's probably watching it.

1490
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,760
Fair enough, fair enough.

1491
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,760
And probably saying pull over on their little doodah keyboard.

1492
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,760
But that's what I'm saying.

1493
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:04,760
That's all.

1494
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,760
That's all I have.

1495
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,760
Fuck yeah, I like it.

1496
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,760
It's not even done yet, but I like it.

1497
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,760
It's in it.

1498
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,760
I'm currently I'm in it.

1499
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,760
It was one of those times when my shit freezes at the end.

1500
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,760
So why don't you just like screenshot that so you can see?

1501
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,760
Yeah, I know.

1502
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,760
That'd probably be a better play.

1503
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,760
Are you going to go take a shit?

1504
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,760
It went away.

1505
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:27,760
In the case last month, WAMMA says the construction signage on 7th and Osborne was inconsistent.

1506
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,760
And because the officer blocked the car, it had to impede oncoming traffic.

1507
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,760
But the whole ordeal only lasted one minute.

1508
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,760
If you are driving like that and we get pulled over, we get a ticket.

1509
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,760
So that's true.

1510
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,760
Somebody needs to be held accountable.

1511
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:47,760
Phoenix police say they are able to sight WAMMA, but it's not something they see or do often.

1512
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:51,760
Officers, though, are provided training to deal with robot operating cars.

1513
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:57,760
WAMMA cars are also able to detect an emergency vehicle and program to safely pull over on

1514
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:58,760
the side of the road.

1515
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:04,760
WAMMA also makes it very easy for law enforcement to simply press the help button on the inside

1516
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:08,760
of the car and get connected immediately to a 24-7 service member.

1517
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,760
A service member that will be able to talk them through moving the vehicle off the road,

1518
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:15,760
finding the insurance information, or whatever information that the officer needs to get

1519
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,760
invested in.

1520
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,760
See that?

1521
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:18,760
Hold on here.

1522
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,760
I appreciate it.

1523
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,760
No problem.

1524
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:21,760
Good luck.

1525
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,760
Don't worry about it.

1526
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,760
Take care.

1527
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:30,760
I think the thing is that if you're going to, like how that gentleman said, is if you pull

1528
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:36,760
over a car, you pull over that car, they just sight, I don't know, is it saying that they're

1529
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:40,760
going to find them for a little bit for driving erratically?

1530
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,760
Like the company?

1531
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,760
Yeah.

1532
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,760
I don't know what they'll do.

1533
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,760
That's what I'm saying.

1534
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,760
Like, if you're going to do that, you might as well just be like, you know.

1535
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,760
You think they would.

1536
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,760
The company would have to answer for that.

1537
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,760
Yeah.

1538
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,760
You know, $500 for every fucking infraction or some shit.

1539
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:59,760
To make them not be fucking shittiest company with shittiest cars?

1540
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,760
WAMMA.

1541
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,760
WAMMA.

1542
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:02,760
It's like a WAMMA.

1543
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,760
Look up how much they get fined.

1544
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,760
I'm going to look up rides, how much rides are.

1545
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,760
Oh, how much it costs to take a trip?

1546
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,760
Yeah, they're in four places right now.

1547
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,760
They are in Phoenix, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Austin.

1548
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,760
Austin?

1549
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,760
That's all Austin needs.

1550
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,760
How much is a fare?

1551
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:30,760
Probably the change is like a Uber, depending on the time.

1552
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:37,760
Let's see, fares.

1553
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:45,760
Self-driving, Redhill, trip pricing.

1554
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,760
Let's see.

1555
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,760
It's really, I don't know, man.

1556
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,760
Do I want to save this?

1557
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:59,760
I don't know how to save this.

1558
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,760
What do you mean save it?

1559
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:07,760
Take a screenshot of that thing and then I crop it to get only the fucking guy.

1560
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,760
I'm a little great boy.

1561
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,760
It looks like a great pumpkin.

1562
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:13,760
How do I?

1563
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,760
I would have to download the WAMMA app and I really don't want to.

1564
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,760
Crop.

1565
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,760
Crop.

1566
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,760
Save.

1567
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:23,760
To save it?

1568
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,760
I don't know how to save.

1569
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,760
Annotate?

1570
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,760
Press save.

1571
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:32,760
Image description, crop, text style.

1572
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,760
I don't know how.

1573
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,760
Oh, there we go.

1574
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:42,760
Send it to...

1575
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:49,760
So, exact number for taxi operations not has been reviewed by WAMMA for compensation or

1576
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,760
comparison, sorry.

1577
00:55:51,760 --> 00:56:01,760
The WAMMA charge for 15 minute ride about 3 miles is 760 whereas the comparable lift charge is about 720.

1578
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,760
So it's more money?

1579
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,760
So it's about 40 cents more.

1580
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,760
Shouldn't it be cheaper for a robot to drive you than a human?

1581
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:06,760
You would think so.

1582
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,760
Isn't that the whole fucking point?

1583
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,760
Yeah, you don't have to pay someone to drive you.

1584
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:20,760
It seems like, well actually I see it'd be more because they have to put a bunch of those fucking sensors on that car.

1585
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:28,760
Whereas in having a driver just drive you would be cheaper.

1586
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,760
Like a physical human.

1587
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:36,760
Yeah, but if it's cheaper for a human to drive you then just don't do this.

1588
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:43,760
Like if the whole goal is to make riding cheaper and it's not cheaper than a human, stick with the fucking Uber guy.

1589
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,760
Well, it wouldn't be...

1590
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:45,760
No, it'd be safer.

1591
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:46,760
That's what they're trying to go for.

1592
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,760
But it's not...

1593
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:48,760
I don't believe that it is though.

1594
00:56:48,760 --> 00:57:00,760
You're paying an extra 40 cents to be safer in an autonomous car than you would be in a vehicle with a human being.

1595
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:09,760
Because Waymo says it's more safer to drive in their cars than in an actual physical car.

1596
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,760
I don't believe that.

1597
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,760
Well that's pixelated.

1598
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:13,760
Hard.

1599
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,760
Yeah.

1600
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,760
What do you expect?

1601
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,760
It's blown up.

1602
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,760
And it's not finished rendering you fucking weirdo.

1603
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,760
Well, it's been sitting at 95 for like the longest time.

1604
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,760
Still is.

1605
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,760
We'll use it.

1606
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:28,760
It's fine.

1607
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,760
Remember, podcast app, tiny little picture, fancy pixelation.

1608
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,760
Yeah, it gets fine.

1609
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,760
That's how I did.

1610
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,760
Shout out to you.

1611
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,760
Shout out to you.

1612
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,760
Shout out to you.

1613
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:38,760
It's salty.

1614
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,760
You ever like...

1615
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,760
I'd done that before.

1616
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,760
I'd like dinner and I was like...

1617
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:42,760
You can eventually have it with salty?

1618
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,760
No, I can fix my saltiness.

1619
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,760
And you're like, oh man, I've farted on this before.

1620
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,760
You have?

1621
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:47,760
Yeah, like many times.

1622
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,760
Oh yeah, I'm going to use the third mic to fart now.

1623
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:53,760
I'm just not going to tell any people when they come in.

1624
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,760
So like when Tyler drew...

1625
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760
You already told Drew last time he was here.

1626
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,760
Like we were going to do that.

1627
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:58,760
There's a third fart mic.

1628
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Or no, you were like, I need a fourth mic.

1629
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,760
No, we need a fourth mic to get a fourth mic.

1630
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,760
And then I was like, just use that one.

1631
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,760
And you're like, hey, fuck you dude.

1632
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,760
Just imagine if I did use that and didn't tell him.

1633
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:12,760
Actually, it's a perfect...

1634
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,760
Just do that.

1635
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,760
Hey man, I'll wipe it down.

1636
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,760
If I fart right now, something else might happen.

1637
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:24,760
Dude, I woke up this morning and then I was about to push a fart out.

1638
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,760
I was like, nope, if I push any further than that,

1639
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,760
I might have something solid come on my household.

1640
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,760
Yeah, last time that happened to me, I was laying in bed and I had woken up

1641
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,760
and I wasn't feeling well.

1642
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:37,760
I think I told this story.

1643
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,760
And I thought I had to fart and so I went for it

1644
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:44,760
and it shot out some liquidy nasty and it ran down my underwear leg a little bit in my bed.

1645
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,760
I told you about this.

1646
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,760
Hold on, hold on, backup, backup.

1647
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:49,760
I told you about this.

1648
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,760
It was when I was hella sick.

1649
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,760
Remember, I told this story like a while ago?

1650
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,760
Yeah, where you were like exploding at your butthole.

1651
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,760
No, I was like...

1652
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,760
You're saying that you woke up in the middle of the night and you had some shit on you?

1653
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,760
Not in the middle of the night, no.

1654
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,760
So I told this story before.

1655
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:03,760
Yeah, but...

1656
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:05,760
I was like super unwell and it was...

1657
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,760
I was doing lots of diarrhea.

1658
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:08,760
Yeah, yeah.

1659
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,760
Where it was every hour to two hours.

1660
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,760
That was the window.

1661
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:18,760
I had to stay home and I mean, I wasn't feeling well, but maybe a little bit of fever,

1662
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,760
and I had some sweats and shit, but the main feature was...

1663
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,760
The main feature?

1664
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:28,760
Every hour to two hours, I had to go shoot runny ass shit out my ass.

1665
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,760
So I had to stay close to the toilet.

1666
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,760
And one morning when I was feeling in that condition,

1667
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,760
I had to get in for a couple of days and I was feeling unwell.

1668
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,760
I woke up and it was in the morning and I thought, oh, I just have to fart.

1669
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,760
And I went to fart and I felt it just oozing out my...

1670
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,760
I scored.

1671
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:53,760
And it was really runny, almost water, like shit.

1672
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:55,760
And it stained my underwear.

1673
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,760
Or you know, like it absorbed the end of my underwear.

1674
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,760
I realized my mistake right away and I held it back.

1675
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:08,760
And I had a little patch that like soaked my underwear and it smelled like shit.

1676
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,760
I gotta get that.

1677
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:17,760
I told you this story before.

1678
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:19,760
I gotta get that.

1679
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,760
I told you this already.

1680
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,760
I gotta get that.

1681
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,760
Hit it.

1682
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,760
No.

1683
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:38,760
I feel... Have you ever had that moment in time where you're about to sneeze

1684
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:43,760
but you're not... Your back end is not in prime time to hold it in?

1685
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,760
Your what?

1686
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,760
Why do you say your what end? Your back end?

1687
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,760
Your back end is not in prime time to hold it in.

1688
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,760
Like you're about to sneeze but you also have to shit.

1689
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,760
And if you sneeze you'll shit your pants?

1690
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,760
No, that's never happened.

1691
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,760
I'm in a position where I'm in danger of shitting my pants.

1692
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,760
Like you are because you don't shit.

1693
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,760
If I had to shit, I'd just shit and then sneeze.

1694
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,760
God damn it.

1695
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,760
Just accidentally took a fucking screenshot of nothing.

1696
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,760
Now there was a video that I saw where it was like,

1697
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,760
oh this girl goes,

1698
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,760
I've never, I've never shit my pants before.

1699
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:26,760
And then it switches to another lady and she just starts going,

1700
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,760
it's not too late.

1701
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:33,760
And then she goes, one of us, one of us.

1702
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,760
It's never too late to have a good time.

1703
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,760
It's like you will shit your pants at one moment in time.

1704
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,760
Like I've shit my pants probably about twice.

1705
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,760
Yeah.

1706
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,760
Was it exciting?

1707
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,760
No.

1708
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:54,760
Because I remember when we were playing H1Z1,

1709
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,760
that's my mom's memorable time.

1710
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,760
We were playing H1Z1.

1711
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,760
You and Greg are a member.

1712
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,760
It was like we just landed and I farted and I go,

1713
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,760
wait, hold on guys.

1714
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:03,760
You showered.

1715
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:04,760
Oh yeah, 100%.

1716
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,760
We were in a match, we were literally in a match and we were like,

1717
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:11,760
Terry, find a good place to hide and you did in like the middle of the zone.

1718
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,760
I did, it was like a middle of a town or something.

1719
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,760
It was so insane because me and Greg were just like literally chilling

1720
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,760
around the area, like just bullshitting back and forth,

1721
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:21,760
like kind of watching over the area.

1722
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,760
And you, Terry literally went like finished shitting or something,

1723
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,760
threw away his underwear, whatever he did and like took a shower

1724
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,760
and came back before the match is over.

1725
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,760
Yeah.

1726
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,760
Did we get like second or something?

1727
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,760
It was crazy.

1728
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,760
Yeah.

1729
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,760
I threw away everything.

1730
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:37,760
I threw away my, I think I just threw away my boxers.

1731
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,760
But yeah, I took a shower and everything came back.

1732
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:43,760
I think though the gas was, I think the gas was coming in.

1733
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:44,760
Oh yeah, it was.

1734
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:47,760
And then I was like, you better start.

1735
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,760
Oh yeah.

1736
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,760
We had left, we had left because we were going and you were like,

1737
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,760
I was slowly dialing because it was like the first wave of gas.

1738
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,760
Yes.

1739
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:55,760
And they're like, you need to start running.

1740
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,760
I was like, oh shit.

1741
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,760
And I started banning every like five seconds or some shit like that.

1742
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,760
Because you can survive that way.

1743
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,760
Yes.

1744
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,760
That was it.

1745
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,760
I missed that game, honestly.

1746
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,760
That was a good game.

1747
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,760
Even though the fucking hit regs so kick.

1748
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,760
All right.

1749
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,760
I think I might shit.

1750
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,760
I think I'm going to have to take a shit too.

1751
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:13,760
You want to do, you want to take a shit together?

1752
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,760
Shit time.

1753
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:15,760
Shit time.

1754
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,760
What?

1755
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,760
You know what I'm saying?

1756
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:18,760
Phase up with the cold coats.

1757
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,760
Yeah.

1758
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:20,760
Yeah.

1759
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,760
Yeah.

1760
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,760
So I've, I've liquid fire coming on my butthole.

1761
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,760
Just want to let everybody know after we took our ship break.

1762
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Yo, that's a good intermission.

1763
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:33,760
We should make a, we should have an intermission song that says shit break.

1764
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,760
And be like, we're taking a shit on the company down.

1765
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:39,760
We should play that song.

1766
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:44,760
Um, you know, like the, what's that?

1767
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,760
Like, can you do the like intermission song?

1768
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,760
Like an intermission song, like look one up for me.

1769
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:50,760
Like elevator music?

1770
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:51,760
Yeah.

1771
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:53,760
But the, the stereotype was like, do, do, do, do.

1772
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,760
I know you're talking about.

1773
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,760
You know what I'm saying?

1774
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,760
Like I have it in my head.

1775
01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:57,760
I can't really, uh, intermission song.

1776
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:58,760
Yeah.

1777
01:03:58,760 --> 01:03:59,760
Like an intermission song.

1778
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,760
Like meme, meme song, intermission meme song.

1779
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:07,760
Like, I don't know.

1780
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,760
Philadelphia chickens.

1781
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,760
Oh, that one.

1782
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,760
Huh?

1783
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,760
The holy body pattern and the holy grail intermission song.

1784
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,760
Maybe it's that one.

1785
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,760
Try it.

1786
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:20,760
I don't think so.

1787
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:24,760
No.

1788
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:31,760
Like meme, do the meme, say meme.

1789
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:38,760
I love elevator music.

1790
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,760
Technical difficulties.

1791
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,760
Try that one.

1792
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,760
Yep.

1793
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:56,760
This is the song that Noah Jinn, it uses for their three by three.

1794
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,760
I don't know what the fuck that means.

1795
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:05,760
I know you don't, but it's hilarious for me.

1796
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:06,760
See, wait for it.

1797
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,760
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1798
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,760
Let me tell, I'm gonna sing along.

1799
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,760
The never ending three by three.

1800
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:22,760
Da, da, da.

1801
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,760
Now, oh, can I send you something?

1802
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,760
I want to show you something.

1803
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:25,760
I'm gonna send you two things.

1804
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:35,760
That cool?

1805
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,760
Or standby?

1806
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:37,760
No.

1807
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,760
Try the standby one.

1808
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:43,760
It's two shorts, three seconds.

1809
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,760
Please stand by meme.

1810
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,760
It's gonna be the same thing.

1811
01:05:50,760 --> 01:06:05,760
I'm gonna send you a couple things over the air plays.

1812
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,760
I think you might enjoy them.

1813
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,760
We got to talk about that fucking storm we had last night.

1814
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,760
That's fine, we can talk about that too, but I want to send you these.

1815
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,760
Was that as lightning and thunder as it was where you were at?

1816
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,760
It was like 8pm.

1817
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,760
No.

1818
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:21,760
It says waiting on you.

1819
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:22,760
It's not popping up.

1820
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:28,760
At 8pm, it started to dump rain and then all of a sudden, and as I'm trying to fall asleep

1821
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:32,760
last night, it came in just now.

1822
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,760
Just loud as fuck and constant lightning thunder.

1823
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,760
It was pretty wild.

1824
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:39,760
There was hella trees down.

1825
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:40,760
Power went out a couple of times.

1826
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,760
I think maybe you saw it coming into town.

1827
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,760
There was some repair people doing it.

1828
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,760
Yeah, there was repair.

1829
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:52,760
I was at work, so at my job, before you play those videos I sent you.

1830
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:53,760
I'm not gonna play them.

1831
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,760
How?

1832
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,760
I'm not gonna play them.

1833
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,760
Yes?

1834
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:08,760
Yeah, so at my job, if there's lightning within our, close to our building, I have to close down.

1835
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,760
That's it.

1836
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:19,760
Too short.

1837
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:20,760
So you got off work early?

1838
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,760
No, no, no.

1839
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,760
So I have to take everybody inside.

1840
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:29,760
We can't go outside for 30 minutes or until the storm passes.

1841
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,760
The storm was 30 minutes long.

1842
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,760
So you just sat inside?

1843
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,760
No, it was two hours long.

1844
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:36,760
That's it.

1845
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:37,760
This is it.

1846
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:39,760
So all your way to music.

1847
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,760
So you, so everybody couldn't, do you normally work outside?

1848
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:43,760
Mm-hmm.

1849
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,760
So everybody just had to like not do their job and come inside and just chill?

1850
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:47,760
Yep.

1851
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:48,760
For two hours.

1852
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:49,760
Damn.

1853
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:55,760
So you want to, you want to have a break every episode where we just walk away and play this

1854
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:56,760
for two minutes?

1855
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:02,760
No, if we take a shit, we'll like, we'll do like a brief like, we would have to splice

1856
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:04,760
it and put it in there when we took the shit.

1857
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,760
Obviously we would, we would just timestamp it.

1858
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:14,760
We could just, we could just play this when we hit the button.

1859
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:15,760
What do you mean?

1860
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:16,760
And come back.

1861
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,760
Usually our shits don't take three minutes, buddy.

1862
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:25,760
No, I mean, we had to accept the shit, say time to shit break, stop the button, come

1863
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:26,760
back, start the button.

1864
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,760
And before we start talking, we'll play this for like 20 seconds.

1865
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,760
Oh, that's a great idea.

1866
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:42,760
This is the one you wanted?

1867
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:48,760
Yeah, that's the one I wanted.

1868
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:54,760
That's the beginning part is the iconic.

1869
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:55,760
Yeah.

1870
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:56,760
There you go.

1871
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,760
Cool.

1872
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,760
So we do.

1873
01:08:58,760 --> 01:08:59,760
Do you want me to play these movies?

1874
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:00,760
Yeah.

1875
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:01,760
So over by where I work.

1876
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:03,760
Oh, these are from your phone.

1877
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,760
You capture these in live format.

1878
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:06,760
Yeah.

1879
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:07,760
Yeah.

1880
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:08,760
Like life format.

1881
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:09,760
Oh, it was still light out.

1882
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,760
No, this was the day before.

1883
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:13,760
So this was two days.

1884
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:14,760
So why are you sending me this?

1885
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,760
So I'm sending you this because I thought you had to go over.

1886
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,760
I thought you were lightning videos.

1887
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,760
No, no, no, no.

1888
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:20,760
That's fucking, you just hype me up or nothing.

1889
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,760
I can't, I can't go outside.

1890
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:23,760
Stick your phone out the window.

1891
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:24,760
Can't.

1892
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:25,760
Stick your phone near the window.

1893
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,760
Anyways, there's a, there was an air show next to where I work.

1894
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,760
Oh, don't fucking care.

1895
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:30,760
Oh, you don't?

1896
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,760
I mean, we can watch this.

1897
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,760
I mean, I know you like airplanes.

1898
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,760
I was really hoping for a lightning fucking video.

1899
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,760
I'm sorry.

1900
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,760
You fucking just cockblock me so hard.

1901
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,760
Or what's the word catfish to me?

1902
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:42,760
I catfished you.

1903
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,760
You went so hard and you're like, dude, my work, we had to go inside and always got

1904
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,760
some great bang videos from that.

1905
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,760
And then you didn't and then I'm pissed.

1906
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:51,760
All right.

1907
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:52,760
What's this?

1908
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,760
This is the F 14 and a.

1909
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,760
Like flying by.

1910
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:04,760
Yeah, I can see that.

1911
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:08,760
They were practicing an F 14 and a little bitch fucking world war two airplane.

1912
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:09,760
Yeah.

1913
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:17,760
And here he is again, but he's like hauling ass.

1914
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,760
That one's cooler.

1915
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:19,760
This one's cooler.

1916
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:24,760
They're the one before the, the one the before he comes around and does the same thing, but

1917
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:29,760
then he does like a, he punches it and goes straight up, but it's way louder.

1918
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:34,760
But I didn't get it.

1919
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,760
Did he take off out of the airport right there?

1920
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:37,760
Yeah.

1921
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,760
So there was like a big air show.

1922
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,760
Like I didn't know about this one today.

1923
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,760
It's going to happen at the same time.

1924
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:46,760
Okay.

1925
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,760
But yeah, last night though, the, the.

1926
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:50,760
Chase, shout out to you.

1927
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:51,760
That's me.

1928
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:52,760
Good pics.

1929
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:53,760
Good videos.

1930
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,760
One of them was stock ship, but yeah.

1931
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:56,760
Yeah.

1932
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:01,760
I wish I got the other one where they like, but when he, he would punch it after.

1933
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,760
Burner when they punched it, like right next to our station.

1934
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:09,760
Was it Maverick or this man is both.

1935
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:15,760
But, uh, like when they punched it, dude, it shook the whole fucking building.

1936
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:20,760
And it was so loud for three and a half hours.

1937
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:25,760
And I, uh, like many years ago when like a couple of fighter jets were like hauling

1938
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:30,760
ass, I think they were going speed of sound above speed of sound passed to like haul

1939
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:34,760
ass to go intercept something somewhere else from one of the air bases here.

1940
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,760
I was at my mom's house, like in college or high school or something.

1941
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,760
And I was just at home by myself, like doing like computer shit in my room or something.

1942
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:41,760
I can't remember.

1943
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:42,760
And it was quiet as fuck.

1944
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:48,760
And then I had to share bang and the whole garage and doors were rattling and because

1945
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,760
the plane had gone, it scared the fuck out of me.

1946
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:52,760
Yeah.

1947
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,760
Cause well, what was happening the same thing.

1948
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,760
It scared everybody at our station because he would, he would just go, you just hear

1949
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,760
like, oh, but you knew it was an air show.

1950
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:00,760
Yeah.

1951
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:01,760
No, this, they were practicing beforehand.

1952
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:02,760
He was practicing beforehand.

1953
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,760
So you didn't expect it.

1954
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:04,760
So he was just flying around fucking around.

1955
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:05,760
Didn't expect it.

1956
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,760
And we didn't expect it.

1957
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,760
And all of a sudden you just hear a booze.

1958
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,760
Yeah, that'll do it.

1959
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:17,760
So scary.

1960
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:18,760
What are you looking at?

1961
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:23,760
Are you looking at my new?

1962
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:25,760
What, what are you doing?

1963
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:27,760
What are you doing over there?

1964
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,760
Hey, what are you doing?

1965
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:32,760
Hey, what are you doing with my water bottle?

1966
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,760
Just looking at it.

1967
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,760
Yeah, you're stroking it.

1968
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:35,760
You're stroking it.

1969
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,760
You like the stroke?

1970
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:41,760
You want it?

1971
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:42,760
You want to stroke it?

1972
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:43,760
Stroke it.

1973
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:44,760
Stroke it for me, Mikey.

1974
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:45,760
You like it?

1975
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,760
You want it?

1976
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:47,760
You could have had one.

1977
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,760
Could have had one?

1978
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:50,760
You could have had one.

1979
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,760
I can have whatever the fuck I want whenever I want.

1980
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:53,760
No, you can't.

1981
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:54,760
You don't.

1982
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,760
You're broke.

1983
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,760
You're broke as fuck.

1984
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:57,760
You're broke as a bitch.

1985
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,760
I like that you can pop the helmet off.

1986
01:12:58,760 --> 01:12:59,760
They can both pop off.

1987
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,760
I know.

1988
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:01,760
I watch the videos.

1989
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,760
But I don't know why you'd want that though.

1990
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:05,760
I don't know.

1991
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,760
It looks kind of dumb.

1992
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:07,760
I agree.

1993
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:13,760
It looks kind of hella dumb without the thing on it.

1994
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,760
Yeah, that's my boy.

1995
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:16,760
It's my boy blue right there.

1996
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:17,760
It's not blue.

1997
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:18,760
It's black.

1998
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,760
Is it still UVing?

1999
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,760
That's UV, yeah.

2000
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:22,760
Why is the light not on around here?

2001
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,760
The light around it.

2002
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:24,760
That's done.

2003
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:25,760
It's done.

2004
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:31,760
Yeah, so that means the light around it means there's a filter in there, so be careful.

2005
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:36,760
They can go on your butt.

2006
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:37,760
No.

2007
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,760
No, no, no.

2008
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,760
But you don't want that backing in your butt?

2009
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,760
What are you looking for?

2010
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,760
Are they like ridges in the bottom?

2011
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:47,760
Yeah, for your pleasure.

2012
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:53,760
But yeah, you can take the filter out.

2013
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:58,760
The light, I believe the light means drink.

2014
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:00,760
Because it comes with an app.

2015
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,760
One of the lights means you need to take its wig.

2016
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,760
I think, yeah, the light means you need to catch up.

2017
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,760
That means you need to catch up.

2018
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:08,760
That one that just came on?

2019
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:09,760
I believe so.

2020
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,760
Because I don't really understand the lights either.

2021
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:17,760
But like, so like in the app, like it gives you an app.

2022
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:18,760
Yeah.

2023
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,760
And it tells you...

2024
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:20,760
You're only 20% through your daily water?

2025
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:21,760
27%.

2026
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:22,760
Through your daily water drink?

2027
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:23,760
I need to have...

2028
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,760
I need to drink 105 ounces a day.

2029
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:27,760
So you're only 27% to that goal?

2030
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:32,260
Yeah, but there's a little dot right there, which means I believe you have to be right

2031
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:34,760
there right now, or you need to catch up.

2032
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:35,760
Oh, it tells you where your at-roll is.

2033
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:39,760
So like, I don't need to drink any more water until that thing flashes at me.

2034
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:40,760
So if I drink...

2035
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,760
So here's the thing, so if I drink...

2036
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:44,760
I'll get it on there.

2037
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:45,760
So if I drink...

2038
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:46,760
USB-C?

2039
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:47,760
Yep.

2040
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,760
So like, I took a drink at 12.38.

2041
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:52,760
So it's one o'clock, right?

2042
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,760
I don't like this.

2043
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:57,760
Is it gonna change live on me?

2044
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,760
What is it gonna change?

2045
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:04,760
Why is it so dim?

2046
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,760
Because you closed the lid and now it's gonna update?

2047
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:07,760
What's gonna change?

2048
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,760
You'll see in a second.

2049
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,760
Oh, 29 ounces total?

2050
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:14,760
So now it jumped from...

2051
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,760
So I took 3.6 ounces of water.

2052
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:18,760
Whoa, it just changed.

2053
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:19,760
9.

2054
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,760
I took just 9 ounces of water.

2055
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:22,760
Just now?

2056
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:24,760
Just now and then I caught up.

2057
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,760
So now I'm 36% of my daily value of drinks.

2058
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,760
But I also put my soda in there, which wasn't a soda.

2059
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:31,760
It was just my...

2060
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:33,760
Your little hot boy drink?

2061
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,760
Yeah, it gives you some other options like tea.

2062
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,760
Oh, I did have a coffee this morning.

2063
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:40,760
So I had an 8 ounce coffee.

2064
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:42,760
The only thing that's automatic is your water?

2065
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:43,760
Correct.

2066
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,760
I wouldn't even put in that a shit.

2067
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:46,760
I just check my...

2068
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,760
Well, this is how much liquid I've had all throughout the day.

2069
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:51,760
So I've been checking my liquids.

2070
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:52,760
This is weird.

2071
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,760
I would not want to have my liquid intake on an app.

2072
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:58,760
I'm not as scared as you are.

2073
01:15:58,760 --> 01:15:59,760
Do you have that download of the app?

2074
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:01,760
Can you just use the water bottle regularly?

2075
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:03,760
Yeah, you can just use the water bottle regularly.

2076
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:04,760
Just do that.

2077
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:05,760
Why are you doing it with some bullshit app?

2078
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,760
Because the thing is, I want to hold myself more accountable.

2079
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:09,760
Okay.

2080
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,760
And you're too weak-minded to do it on your own?

2081
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:12,760
Correct.

2082
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:13,760
You're too introverted?

2083
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:14,760
Yeah.

2084
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:18,760
Yeah, you like that one?

2085
01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:19,760
Yeah.

2086
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,760
Wait, what names do you have for...

2087
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:23,760
Spin...

2088
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,760
Spin the Wheel.

2089
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,760
What do you have over there?

2090
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:28,760
For names?

2091
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,760
Just give me like...

2092
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:30,760
Team introvert?

2093
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:31,760
Just give me like the...

2094
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,760
I'm giving you all of them.

2095
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:33,760
No, no, no.

2096
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,760
Yeah, give me all of them, but give me one more.

2097
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,760
So team, I'm just writing the first words.

2098
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:38,760
Team introvert?

2099
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,760
No, no, no.

2100
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:40,760
Just the first word.

2101
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:41,760
Artificial.

2102
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:42,760
I don't know how to spell that, but I'm just going to...

2103
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:43,760
Art.

2104
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:44,760
It's fine.

2105
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:45,760
Vagly, V-A-G.

2106
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:46,760
V-A-G.

2107
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:47,760
Bag.

2108
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:48,760
E-coli.

2109
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:49,760
E.

2110
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:50,760
D-V-S.

2111
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:51,760
D.

2112
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:52,760
Alright.

2113
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:54,760
I'll wait until the end and then whatever it lands on, we'll use it for the title show.

2114
01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,760
We have to do artificial grape though, because our picture is going to be a grape.

2115
01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:58,760
Never mind then.

2116
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:00,760
I don't know why I put it in there then.

2117
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:01,760
Yeah, yeah.

2118
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:02,760
Or vagly purple flavor.

2119
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,760
We can do either of these.

2120
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,760
I like vagly purple flavor.

2121
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,760
I still think artificial grape is pretty good.

2122
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:10,760
Artificial grape is pretty good.

2123
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:11,760
But we got...

2124
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,760
What time do we normally stop?

2125
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,760
I always forget every single week.

2126
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:16,760
We...

2127
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:21,760
Well, right now we'll probably stop in the next, like, 23 minutes or so.

2128
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:22,760
You have to leave at what time?

2129
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:23,760
I forget.

2130
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:24,760
1 to 45.

2131
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,760
So we should stop 20 minutes before then at least.

2132
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,760
That's what I'm saying.

2133
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:29,760
So in the next 23 minutes we have to stop.

2134
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:30,760
25.

2135
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:31,760
23.

2136
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:32,760
25.

2137
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:33,760
125.

2138
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,760
We should stop at 120.

2139
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:37,760
I just felt like we're always crammed for time to finish the picture a lot.

2140
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:38,760
And then we'll just...

2141
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:39,760
Okay, we'll just stop at 120.

2142
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:40,760
We're going to end the show.

2143
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:41,760
See you later.

2144
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:42,760
Bye.

2145
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,760
Play the song.

2146
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:44,760
Wrap it up.

2147
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:45,760
Elevator song.

2148
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:46,760
Go.

2149
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:47,760
Play it.

2150
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:48,760
We're done.

2151
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:49,760
Here we go.

2152
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,760
This is not an ender though.

2153
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:51,760
This is a...

2154
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:52,760
Like you said, it's a mid...

2155
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:53,760
Shut up!

2156
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:54,760
Midroll.

2157
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:55,760
Nope.

2158
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:56,760
This is the end.

2159
01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:57,760
Wrap it up.

2160
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:58,760
Hit it.

2161
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:26,760
This is way better than YouTube rewind 2018.

2162
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:27,760
Man, reading the song.

2163
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,760
Oh, reading the song while...

2164
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,760
Oh, song on loop while reading the comments.

2165
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:33,760
So fun.

2166
01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:40,760
We'll be right back after this short intermission.

2167
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:47,760
If I create a shop, I will play this music 24-7.

2168
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,760
Your call is very important to us.

2169
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,760
Please stand the line.

2170
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:52,760
It's over.

2171
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:53,760
My brain...

2172
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:54,760
Oh.

2173
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,760
I like the other one.

2174
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:57,760
What's playing?

2175
01:18:57,760 --> 01:18:58,760
This.

2176
01:18:58,760 --> 01:18:59,760
Oh, this.

2177
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:04,760
It's frozen.

2178
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:05,760
It's just a single.

2179
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:12,760
We're playing multiple songs.

2180
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:25,760
Why are we listening to this?

2181
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:26,760
Oh, wait.

2182
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:27,760
Isn't next week...

2183
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:29,760
No, it's the following week.

2184
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:30,760
It's Zandavort.

2185
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:31,760
I wonder if there's any...

2186
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:32,760
Do you want to talk about some F1 or no?

2187
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:33,760
I haven't really talked about it recently.

2188
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:34,760
F1 Motorsports?

2189
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:35,760
Oh, yeah.

2190
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:36,760
I went back to...

2191
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:37,760
I stopped using the other web browser.

2192
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:38,760
Started Arc.

2193
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:39,760
The one that I hated?

2194
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:40,760
I don't know.

2195
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:41,760
I don't know.

2196
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:42,760
I don't know.

2197
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:43,760
I don't know.

2198
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:44,760
I don't know.

2199
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:45,760
I don't know.

2200
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:46,760
I don't know.

2201
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:47,760
I don't know.

2202
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,760
I don't know.

2203
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,760
I don't know.

2204
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:50,760
I don't know.

2205
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:51,760
I don't know.

2206
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:52,760
I don't know.

2207
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,760
I don't know.

2208
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,760
I don't know.

2209
01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,760
The one that I hated when I looked at it last time?

2210
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,760
The one that you looked at and was like, why?

2211
01:19:58,760 --> 01:19:59,760
I said, this is stupid.

2212
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,760
I went back to Brave.

2213
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,760
Oh.

2214
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:02,760
Was it too janky?

2215
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:03,760
Huh?

2216
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:04,760
Or just it was too different?

2217
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:05,760
What was the wrong with it?

2218
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,760
It was just like...

2219
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,760
I like...

2220
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:12,760
I like the way that they're going for it.

2221
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:16,760
But it was just like...

2222
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,760
Too much tabs.

2223
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,760
Too much tabs going on.

2224
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:21,760
Trying to do too many new fancy things.

2225
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,760
But it also wasn't using...

2226
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,760
I asked them a question, which they said they would get back to me.

2227
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:28,760
Never have.

2228
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,760
You asked them a question?

2229
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:32,760
Yeah, I submitted a question.

2230
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,760
Saying, I want you to improve your browser by...

2231
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:41,760
I said, is ARC going to have its own search engine to be more private?

2232
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,760
And then it never got back to me.

2233
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,760
Can't you just go search.brave.com?

2234
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:46,760
Through ARC?

2235
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,760
No.

2236
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:51,760
You probably can't type in search.brave.com on your demand browser.

2237
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:54,760
You can't set it as your default search engine.

2238
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:57,760
It probably could, but...

2239
01:20:57,760 --> 01:20:58,760
But you don't know?

2240
01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,760
No.

2241
01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:00,760
Then what's the problem?

2242
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:01,760
I didn't do that.

2243
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:09,760
I just went back to it because instead of having all these like...

2244
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,760
You block-torn and shit like that...

2245
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:12,760
Browser extensions?

2246
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:13,760
Yeah.

2247
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:14,760
This one...

2248
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:17,760
Brave just already does it automatically.

2249
01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:20,760
Can you get browser extensions for that other browser?

2250
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:21,760
Yeah.

2251
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,760
But you prefer not to have it?

2252
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:24,760
Correct.

2253
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,760
But Brave does it automatically, so it doesn't matter.

2254
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:31,760
Brave browser blocks YouTube ads automatically?

2255
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,760
Oh, wow.

2256
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:34,760
Yep.

2257
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,760
Automatically.

2258
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,760
There was a day where...

2259
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,760
Well, it wasn't a day.

2260
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:48,760
It was mostly like when YouTube was cracking down on ad blockers.

2261
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:51,760
Trying to tweak their thing to make it not work.

2262
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:56,760
And then they were blocking the web browser?

2263
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:57,760
YouTube was blocking...

2264
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,760
Brave web browser.

2265
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:04,760
So like it recognized anybody trying to connect to YouTube.com on a brave browser and it didn't

2266
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:05,760
let them connect?

2267
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:08,760
It didn't let them play the video because it runs ads.

2268
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:10,760
Oh, it let them go to YouTube.com?

2269
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,760
Yeah, they just can't play a video.

2270
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:16,760
It looks like your web browser has an ad blogger.

2271
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:20,760
You can't remove it because it automatically does it.

2272
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:21,760
Then they fixed it?

2273
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:23,760
Yeah, they fixed it.

2274
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:29,760
Every time YouTube comes up with some new scheme, then the ad blockers update again and go around

2275
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:30,760
it again.

2276
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:31,760
Yeah.

2277
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:32,760
Yeah, that's what...

2278
01:22:32,760 --> 01:22:33,760
See, I'm not the problem.

2279
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,760
YouTube's the problem.

2280
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,760
Yeah, why is YouTube a problem?

2281
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:42,760
Because there are many other people that have YouTube premium, I'm pretty sure, and then

2282
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:45,760
people that just watch YouTube and watch the ads.

2283
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:49,760
One person ain't gonna make a break your fucking company.

2284
01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,760
Yeah, but everyone was like you, then the company would collapse.

2285
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:52,760
What do you think about that?

2286
01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:53,760
That's their own damn fault.

2287
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,760
What do you think about that?

2288
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:58,760
But then if there's no more YouTube because it collapse, what are you gonna do?

2289
01:22:58,760 --> 01:22:59,760
Yeah, it'd be bad for you.

2290
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:00,760
Then I'll make a...

2291
01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:01,760
You'll make a?

2292
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:02,760
I'll make a...

2293
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:03,760
You'll make a...

2294
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,760
What are you gonna make a?

2295
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:07,760
I'm gonna make a YouTube Junior.

2296
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:08,760
A YouTube Junior?

2297
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,760
Yep, it's gonna be called the YouTube Junior.

2298
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,760
Did you see that lady who ran YouTube for like nine years died?

2299
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:15,760
What?

2300
01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:16,760
She was 56.

2301
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,760
Did she die of like an aneurysm or something?

2302
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,760
She had lung cancer.

2303
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:21,760
Damn.

2304
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:24,760
A turbo lung cancer though.

2305
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:25,760
Damn, that's not good.

2306
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:29,760
Everybody hated her because she was the lady who always like censored everybody's videos,

2307
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:30,760
but it's kind of...

2308
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:34,760
It's okay man, we get blocked and banned from places.

2309
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:35,760
Wodge.

2310
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,760
Yeah, this lady, you know her?

2311
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:38,760
Who?

2312
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,760
Susan Wodzitzki.

2313
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:42,760
Yeah, yeah, I remember her.

2314
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,760
She was like the CEO for a long time.

2315
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:48,760
Uh oh.

2316
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,760
Yeah, I remember her, yeah.

2317
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:56,760
People didn't like her, I think, because she was like banning or like censoring a bunch

2318
01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:57,760
of people or something.

2319
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:58,760
Really, no.

2320
01:23:58,760 --> 01:24:02,760
We're remembering a pioneer in the world of tech.

2321
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:07,760
Susan Wodzitzki was one of the first employees at Google turned YouTube into streaming juggernaut.

2322
01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:11,760
She passed away this weekend from lung cancer at just 56.

2323
01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:13,760
We'll read this here with a look back at her life.

2324
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:14,760
Good morning, Will.

2325
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:15,760
Good morning, George.

2326
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,760
We feel Susan Wodzitzki's impact anytime we use the internet.

2327
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:18,760
Rest in peace, girl.

2328
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,760
Whether we're sharing a funny video or searching for an image.

2329
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,760
But her influence extends far past our online world.

2330
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:30,260
As one of a vanishing few women as CEO in Silicon Valley, she was a pioneer in her industry

2331
01:24:30,260 --> 01:24:31,260
and in the workplace.

2332
01:24:31,260 --> 01:24:36,760
And today, her peers mourning her death and celebrating her life and work.

2333
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:39,760
This morning, the tech...

2334
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:48,760
Man, I wish F1 would just go back to V8 or V10s and just call it a day.

2335
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:51,760
But they're not going to.

2336
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:52,760
No.

2337
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:55,760
They're going to stay with the V6.

2338
01:24:55,760 --> 01:25:01,760
Do you think Carlos Sainz is going to thrive at Williams?

2339
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:03,760
No, I think the race is next weekend.

2340
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:04,760
It is next weekend.

2341
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:05,760
It's the 23rd.

2342
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:07,760
Yeah, because it's the last weekend in August.

2343
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:08,760
Yeah.

2344
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:13,760
Do you think that science is going to thrive in Williams?

2345
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:14,760
No.

2346
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:15,760
You don't think so?

2347
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,760
I don't think anyone's going to thrive in Williams.

2348
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,760
In 2025?

2349
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:23,760
Correct.

2350
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,760
That should not be a controversial statement.

2351
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,760
What about, do you think Valtteri's going to go to or stay with the team?

2352
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:34,760
I think Valtteri should retire and just sell like Naked Butt calendars like he always does.

2353
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:35,760
What does he call them?

2354
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:36,760
Naked Butt calendars.

2355
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:38,760
That's what he called it, Naked Butt.

2356
01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:39,760
I don't know what he did.

2357
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,760
Didn't it have a funny name?

2358
01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:45,760
It was just a bunch of pictures of him with his butt sticking out at like Waterfall or something.

2359
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,760
Yeah.

2360
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:48,760
Didn't we go try to buy it and it was sold out?

2361
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:51,760
We tried to buy it, but it was sold out like Hella Fast.

2362
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:55,760
He had different outfits on and things that his butt was sticking out.

2363
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,760
Maybe next time he does it, we should buy one.

2364
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,760
It sells out too fast.

2365
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:00,760
Well, we just have to be faster.

2366
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:02,760
You got to be quicker than that.

2367
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,760
I'm not signed up to his email list or whatever.

2368
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:08,760
Well, is it just Botas?

2369
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:11,760
I think it was like Botas Butt calendar or something.

2370
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:12,760
Botas Butt calendar.

2371
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:13,760
Or just Botas calendar.

2372
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:14,760
Botas calendar.

2373
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:15,760
Botas?

2374
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:16,760
Botas.

2375
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:18,760
Valtteri Botas.

2376
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:23,760
The new Valtteri Botas calendar is going to be a shock drop.

2377
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:24,760
What's a shock drop?

2378
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:25,760
I don't know.

2379
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:28,760
Here it is.

2380
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:30,760
It was $23.

2381
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:31,760
But it was sold out?

2382
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:32,760
Yeah.

2383
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:35,760
It's just a bunch of him and just naked.

2384
01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:36,760
Yeah.

2385
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:37,760
But it just showed his butt.

2386
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,760
He's naked, but he's like hiding all his other parts.

2387
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,760
Notify me when it's available.

2388
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:44,760
Yeah, I'm not doing that.

2389
01:26:44,760 --> 01:26:46,760
Look pro, go slow.

2390
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:52,760
Oh, they have hoodies.

2391
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,760
Have him with a butt on it?

2392
01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:57,760
Imagine you were at the word.

2393
01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:58,760
Yeah, I would.

2394
01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,760
Just Valtteri Botas.

2395
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:05,760
No, it's called, this company is called Wear Perry.

2396
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:06,760
Overpre.

2397
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,760
No, it's Perry.

2398
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,760
No, it's, I don't know.

2399
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,760
Wear Perry.

2400
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,760
Let's take a little cat.

2401
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:17,760
Yeah, look up Perry.

2402
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:18,760
Wear Perry.

2403
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:24,760
P-A-R-I.

2404
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:28,760
It looks, it looks, it's like little cats.

2405
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:29,760
Say it again.

2406
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,760
Perry, like Paris, but we're just out there.

2407
01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:33,760
Perry.

2408
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:34,760
P-A-R-I?

2409
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:35,760
Yep.

2410
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:36,760
Just that word?

2411
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:37,760
Just that word.

2412
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:38,760
It's Wear Perry.

2413
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:39,760
Wear Perry.

2414
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:40,760
Wear Perry.

2415
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:41,760
So not just that word.

2416
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:45,760
Well, I said it a thousand times, but you just didn't listen to me at all.

2417
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,760
This is his calendar?

2418
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:51,760
Well, this is where he sold his calendar.

2419
01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:54,760
And this is just the site.

2420
01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:58,760
Can I just say that I hate this trend.

2421
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:02,760
People have like clothing brands and it's just a fucking sweatshirt with a tiny little word on it.

2422
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:04,760
And they think that's like cool.

2423
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:05,760
Dude.

2424
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,760
And they're making like millions of dollars.

2425
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:09,760
I don't get that.

2426
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:10,760
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.

2427
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,760
We could just easily do the same thing.

2428
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,760
We could just have.

2429
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:17,760
But Terry, we couldn't easily do that same thing.

2430
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:18,760
No, because we don't have money.

2431
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:22,760
Because we, because we haven't, if we could easily do the same thing, we would have done it.

2432
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:23,760
You're right.

2433
01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:26,760
So maybe it's harder than I think to slap one word on the fucking sweatshirt.

2434
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:28,760
Not really, because you can buy it.

2435
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:31,760
You could probably buy a sweatshirt for a hell of a cheap look pro.

2436
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:32,760
Go slow.

2437
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:33,760
Where is he?

2438
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:34,760
Both is?

2439
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:35,760
Yeah, where is he?

2440
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:36,760
Go to the.

2441
01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:37,760
Oh, he's right there.

2442
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:38,760
Where?

2443
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:39,760
Scroll down slowly, slowly.

2444
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:40,760
Go back.

2445
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:41,760
Is that him?

2446
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:44,760
No, go up, go up, go up.

2447
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:49,760
That's down Nimrod.

2448
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:55,760
Go up, up, up, up, go down.

2449
01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:59,760
I swear I saw him.

2450
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:08,760
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

2451
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:13,760
Oh, maybe I didn't see it.

2452
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,760
I thought I saw someone like.

2453
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:16,760
Where do we go?

2454
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:17,760
Good products, good products.

2455
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:18,760
And then go to boat ass.

2456
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:19,760
Oh, there it is.

2457
01:29:19,760 --> 01:29:20,760
Boat ass.

2458
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:24,760
Yeah, I'm playing this out.

2459
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:29,760
I think he was doing it for fundraiser or something.

2460
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:30,760
I don't know why we can't see it.

2461
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:31,760
Oh, there it is.

2462
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,760
You can, but it just blurs it out.

2463
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:35,760
I like that.

2464
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:39,760
Shot in Aspen, Colorado by.

2465
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:40,760
Paul Ripkey.

2466
01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:42,760
Paul Ripkey.

2467
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:44,760
Maybe, cool.

2468
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:47,760
Yeah, just blurs it out.

2469
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:48,760
That sucks.

2470
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:49,760
If he makes another one.

2471
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:50,760
Oh, you're sitting down here.

2472
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,760
If he gets another one, we should buy one.

2473
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:55,760
I'd buy it for $23.

2474
01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:57,760
We could hang it in the room here.

2475
01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:58,760
Yeah, I think we should have a.

2476
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,760
We can write down all the F1 race weekends.

2477
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:02,760
I'm pretty sure I'll have them in there already.

2478
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:03,760
You think?

2479
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:05,760
Yeah, because they'll announce.

2480
01:30:05,760 --> 01:30:09,760
I think what they're doing is they're probably waiting for it to be announced for next season.

2481
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:12,760
And then just have it in there.

2482
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,760
It's in a different language.

2483
01:30:14,760 --> 01:30:16,760
Good.

2484
01:30:16,760 --> 01:30:17,760
Just double checking.

2485
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:19,760
The calendar itself is not pixelated.

2486
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:22,760
Just a preview here on the worldwide way.

2487
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:23,760
$5.5.

2488
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,760
Donated to prostate cancer.

2489
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,760
Audi CEO calls.

2490
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:28,760
Called shows.

2491
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:29,760
Respect.

2492
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,760
Shows.

2493
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:32,760
Respect and commitment to F1.

2494
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,760
Eight hours ago.

2495
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:35,760
Huckin.

2496
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:37,760
Big.

2497
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:39,760
I saw a screenshot.

2498
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:42,760
And it had all the four Red Bull drivers on it.

2499
01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:44,760
And it had all the four Red Bull drivers on it.

2500
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,760
And it had all the four Red Bull drivers on it.

2501
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:49,760
And it had all the four Red Bull drivers on it.

2502
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:52,760
And it said in the last eight races, their average placing.

2503
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:58,760
And it was like number one max in like 3.8 average placing over the last eight races.

2504
01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:00,760
And then second was Danny Rick.

2505
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,760
And then Yuki and then Paris was last.

2506
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:03,760
For real?

2507
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:07,760
And their average placing in the last eight races.

2508
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:08,760
Damn.

2509
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:10,760
So Danny Rick's been the second best driver in the last eight races.

2510
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:12,760
So which means he should go to you.

2511
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:14,760
And he's in the worst car than Paris.

2512
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:16,760
Paris was last.

2513
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,760
Well Yuki and...

2514
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:20,760
Danny's placing was like 11.4.

2515
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:22,760
Yuki was like 12.1.

2516
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,760
And Paris was like 12.5.

2517
01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:26,760
It's just another example.

2518
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,760
I pair should be fired immediately.

2519
01:31:28,760 --> 01:31:30,760
The only reason why he's staying with the team is because he has money.

2520
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:32,760
Got that Mexican money?

2521
01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:33,760
He's got that Mexican money.

2522
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:34,760
That Mexican daddy money?

2523
01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:36,760
I want to say daddy money.

2524
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,760
Mexican telecom company money?

2525
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:40,760
F1 driver market updated.

2526
01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:42,760
What Red Bull needs to do next?

2527
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,760
Fire Sergio Perez.

2528
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:49,760
And the after the Belgium Grand Prix F1 driver market took a massive step forward.

2529
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:52,760
Carlos Sainz announced his contract with Williams in 2025 onwards.

2530
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:54,760
Whitelist.

2531
01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,760
Sergio.

2532
01:31:56,760 --> 01:31:58,760
Willis.

2533
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:00,760
Willis.

2534
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:01,760
What?

2535
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:03,760
W-H-I-L-S-T.

2536
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:04,760
Wilst.

2537
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:05,760
Wilst?

2538
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:06,760
Weird.

2539
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:07,760
It's like while.

2540
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:08,760
Meanwhile.

2541
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:09,760
Meanwhile.

2542
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:13,760
Sergio Perez was confirmed to be staying at Red Bull.

2543
01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:17,760
But Williams, the right or the best team for science.

2544
01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:21,760
And should Red Bull have made a different decision with Danny Rick,

2545
01:32:21,760 --> 01:32:24,760
Yuki Sonoda or Liam Lawson and the Wings,

2546
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:30,760
Brian, Lucas, charts, Alex, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

2547
01:32:30,760 --> 01:32:35,760
Can I just say that I would like Red Bull to choose any of the other three people?

2548
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:37,760
At this point, I don't even care.

2549
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:40,760
I want them to fire Perez and they can literally put anyone.

2550
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:44,760
Danny Rick, Yuki or Liam Lawson in that Red Bull and I'll be happy at this point.

2551
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:47,760
It doesn't matter to me.

2552
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:48,760
Yeah.

2553
01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:49,760
Would you not agree?

2554
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:50,760
I would agree.

2555
01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:52,760
Mr. Sergio Perez lover over here.

2556
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:56,760
Sergio Perez has fallen off for the last, he won, he got second place last year.

2557
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,760
That's just because of dumb luck.

2558
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:00,760
And the dominance of the car last year?

2559
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:01,760
Yeah.

2560
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,760
I think that...

2561
01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:05,760
I...

2562
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:10,760
I don't blame Sergio for...

2563
01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:11,760
Sucking.

2564
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:12,760
For sucking.

2565
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:14,760
I think it's just the space that he is in.

2566
01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:16,760
You don't blame him for sucking?

2567
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:20,760
I don't blame him for...

2568
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:21,760
He's in a good car.

2569
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:22,760
Don't get me wrong.

2570
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:27,760
But if that car is more tailored towards Max than it is to...

2571
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:28,760
It just means he sucks then.

2572
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,760
It just means he's not good at adapting.

2573
01:33:30,760 --> 01:33:31,760
Correct.

2574
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:32,760
It means he sucks.

2575
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:39,760
But also, I think that the team is oriented around obviously your champion.

2576
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:40,760
No shit.

2577
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:53,760
But if you don't feel comfortable in that situation, like the team or anything.

2578
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:55,760
Any other guy is better than him right now.

2579
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,760
Any other three would be placing better than him in that Red Bull.

2580
01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:01,760
But Helmut Marco is a racist and everybody knows it.

2581
01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,760
So that's why they can't fire Paris.

2582
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:04,760
Because it's Marco's racist.

2583
01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:14,760
But also, they're not going to get rid of Paris because the majority owner of the company has a hard on for Christian Horner and money.

2584
01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:15,760
And Sergio brings money.

2585
01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:16,760
Well, let's see.

2586
01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:18,760
Let's see how well he does.

2587
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:19,760
Let's see.

2588
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:28,760
New Red Bull RB20 decline theory emerges with two key F1 2024 factors.

2589
01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:33,760
I don't really want to read all this because it's long and winded.

2590
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:34,760
But we should wrap it up.

2591
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:36,760
You know, this wasn't actually that much of a short episode.

2592
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:39,760
Yeah, it's still about an hour and 34 minutes.

2593
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:44,760
But we don't normally go more than two hours.

2594
01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:47,760
We used to do like two hours.

2595
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:49,760
Like two and a half hours.

2596
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:50,760
No.

2597
01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:51,760
Yeah.

2598
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,760
Our normal regular is like just under two.

2599
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:55,760
Our last episode was...

2600
01:34:55,760 --> 01:35:00,760
I know, Terry, but I'm saying historically, this is not a short episode.

2601
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:01,760
Which decently?

2602
01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:03,760
You were like, and you showed up.

2603
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:05,760
Well, I think it's a short episode.

2604
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:07,760
Final words, final thoughts, last words.

2605
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:10,760
Before I play the elevator music.

2606
01:35:10,760 --> 01:35:16,760
That's Tempest by...

2607
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:21,760
Wait, Tempest by what's that band called?

2608
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:22,760
Tempest.

2609
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:23,760
Tempest.

2610
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:24,760
Tempest.

2611
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:25,760
What is it?

2612
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:26,760
Tempest?

2613
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:27,760
I don't know.

2614
01:35:27,760 --> 01:35:29,760
The song is called Tempest?

2615
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:30,760
The song is called Tempest.

2616
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:31,760
I don't fucking know.

2617
01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:36,760
It's by an EDM band that made knife party and shit.

2618
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:37,760
Pendulum?

2619
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:38,760
Yeah.

2620
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,760
Tempest by Pendulum.

2621
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:42,760
You want to end with that?

2622
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:52,760
You want to play copyrighted music to end the show?

2623
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:53,760
I'm down.

2624
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:54,760
What?

2625
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:56,760
You want to play copyrighted music to end the show?

2626
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:57,760
Yes, I do.

2627
01:35:57,760 --> 01:35:58,760
Yeah, play the Tempest.

2628
01:35:58,760 --> 01:35:59,760
Fuck it.

2629
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:00,760
It's long though.

2630
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:01,760
It's bang out.

2631
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:02,760
It's seven minutes.

2632
01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:03,760
It is.

2633
01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:04,760
Is it?

2634
01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:06,760
What's about like through the loop?

2635
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:07,760
It's seven and a half minutes long.

2636
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:08,760
What about through the loop?

2637
01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:09,760
We can end it.

2638
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:10,760
What about through the loop?

2639
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:11,760
What about through the loop?

2640
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:12,760
Through the loop?

2641
01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:13,760
Yeah.

2642
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:14,760
Is that a song?

2643
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:15,760
Yeah, it's by Pendulum.

2644
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:24,760
This is nine minutes.

2645
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:30,760
I just like the part where it's like it has introduced Willy Wonka in it.

2646
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:31,760
Yeah.

2647
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:32,760
Where's that?

2648
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:34,760
I think it's at the beginning.

2649
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:36,760
This is the song?

2650
01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:37,760
Yeah.

2651
01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:39,760
It sucks in nine minutes.

2652
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:41,760
We'll cut it short.

2653
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:56,760
Yeah.

2654
01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:58,760
Yeah, man.

2655
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:02,760
Rip the gene while there and it's an equally disposing of annoying kids.

2656
01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:05,760
It's a comment on this video.

2657
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:08,760
Did you hear about the theory about Willy Wonka and Harry Potter?

2658
01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:11,760
Or did it say that on this podcast?

2659
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:12,760
No.

2660
01:37:12,760 --> 01:37:14,760
So there's a theory that...

2661
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:16,760
This is such a good song.

2662
01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:26,760
No, the frame is rolling.

2663
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:32,760
Maybe come back next time and I'll tell you all about it.

2664
01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:39,760
I'm sorry.

2665
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:43,760
I forgot about that.

2666
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:44,760
Fuck Mike.

2667
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But thank you and enjoy your day.

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We'll see you on the next show.