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Yeah, man. Yeah, I really thought you were alive. Yeah. Don't worry. It's in there. Don't

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worry. Don't worry. It's in there. It's in there. You'll see it. See the little symbols

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right there. I know. Oh, yeah. Hey, I know it's in there. It's not a title right there

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off the rim. It's in there. It's in there. Don't worry. It's in there. Don't worry.

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It's too long. No, no, no, no. Really write more than just like a brief, like quick thing.

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Don't worry. It's in there. Do you are you retarded? I mean, no, no. Did you know? Did

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you know I said I didn't plug in? Did you know that a title has to be like short and

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concise? You can't have like a mile long title. It's not that mile long. Don't worry.

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It's in there. Don't worry. It's in there. Five words is too many. It needs to be like

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two or three words. I don't know. Banger. Like a black like a top like skinny ankles.

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It has to be. See like, I mean, look, I'll tell you. Okay. I'll tell you our previous

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titles. The thing is, the reason we were talking about, uh, he's, he's, he's giving

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me one of his drills. He's giving me a drill. He's going to drill me later. Why is this

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not any bag of black beans? See that was pushing it for me. Combined one word, extra tips together

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three. It's the hot sauce for they're all pre recorded for push force pushing on the

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drizzler. Three. You just read. You just read three. The dry bits. Goo-hoo. Gaga bitch.

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Meat missile. Rip it off. Burn bright. Die young. Yeah. Three. Four is a max. Two or

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three is ideal. God speed. Starliner. Speaking of Starliner, those guys are still trapped

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on the international space station. I heard that they're not coming back until like next

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year. They're still stuck. Yeah. We're all like celebrating their launch. Like, yeah.

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And another fucked. Dude, that's, that's, that's wild to me that they are stuck. Controversy.

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Why, why are they? Why is a fuck is this in French? Uh oh. I done fucked up. I don't

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know how to fix this. You changed your language to French. I think we changed the language

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to French. You did on your whole, on your whole computer. No, just on, uh, on, uh, RSS.

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In French. And I don't know how to speak it. Wait. On, on the website. I don't know how

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to change. I don't know what language this is. Why did you change it? I didn't change

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it. I think it just automatically changed or I'm on a different website. That's, that's

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explicitly. Is this, is this Chinese? What is this? No, it can't be. Let me try French

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really fast. I think it's because it says if I type in, oh wait, I have an idea. Seems

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like Spanish to me. I have an idea because it says public. Oh, but I hope someone didn't

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log onto our thing. I hope not. Oh, it's Italian. Why is it changed? Doesn't that make you

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concerned here that someone logged into our shit and changed it? Yeah. Or I accidentally

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changed it and I don't know how I did it. Was it today? Or just recently happened. It's,

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it's Italian. Uh oh. Someone in Italy hacked our shit. Oh no. Who wants to hack our shit?

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It's not even that great. Look up that email and see if someone, we got like a warning.

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Yeah, hold on. Let me see if I can change this. They didn't change our password. No,

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we have a complex password. There's no way they were able to get on our shit. Yeah, there's

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no way you would have done it though. Yeah. I think you would have known. Yeah. If you

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would have done it. Yeah. Something's, something's a ride. Something's, something's a miss.

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My podcast. Oh no. I don't know how to change. How do I, is that English or is that new F?

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Hey, we fixed it folks. Yeah, we're back. We didn't do anything. Yeah. Oh dude, we're

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banging up man. July we got. Banging up. We're banging up. That's another one. We're banging

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up. Dude, we've got to, we got to in July, we got to 500 in 500 in shit. 524 downloads.

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People fucking love us dude. Dude, we're ripping during the fucking later half of this year.

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They're giving us coffee money yet? Yeah. No, because of fucking things probably broke.

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You got to do your, your plug at the beginning of the show. Remember beginning and end. You

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got to pull it. Do I? Oh, we run off the support of our fans. Value for value. Please send

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us money. Value for value. Do that way. We provide value with our podcast and you send

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it back to us and form a coffee. Yes. And Terry doesn't care. I don't care about coffee.

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He just drinks that shit. No, it's called a shout out. If you send Terry coffee money,

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he'll buy coffee and he won't die from sugar poisoning. Right now he should drink some

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red bull sugar drink. Yep. I need it. Why do you go? Why do you revert back to your DJ

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and ways? I thought we fixed you. I thought we fixed you. What happened to your, what's

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it called? That red, the orange, the silver can? Oh, guru. Guru. What did you guys say?

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What did you say? Fluffa. Fluffa. Wait, you don't like it anymore? I like guru. But why

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are you drinking this shit? Oh man. This site blocks VPNs. What site? Fucking buy me a coffee.

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A lot of financial websites. It's really annoying. Sluts. They don't want anyone to have privacy.

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Why can't we have privacy in this world? They hate you. Tell me, tell me. It's because

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they hate us. I'm a chameleon. We should not use it. We shouldn't use websites that don't

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support privacy. Okay. What kind of privacy sites do you want to use? Don't know. What

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kind of privacy do you want? I don't use all these bullshit fiat companies. So I don't

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know who's a fiat. Like a fiat, like a, like a, like a no one supported us. Thanks guys.

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Appreciate you. So no one supported. Hold on. No supporters, but shout out to everybody

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that has supported. Dude, I don't think the link works. That's the issue. What do you

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mean? Because every time that we click on it, like view my page, like you can, you can get

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the, you get it, you get the link, but then when you go to it, like if you go to the RSS

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feed, and then you go to our page, which it's always on our main page, my podcast, our public

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website, you go to the public website and you can go into the, the, the recent episode,

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which is a 126 skinny ankles. Good plug. All right. And then you click it. You click

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the thing and then it goes, Oh, it works. Never mind. Cause last couple of times I said

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four or four. I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, the link to our buy me

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a coffee page. If you give us a dollar, we'll give you a shout out. Oh, it was giving you

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if you go straight from the link, it was a four or four. Now it works. But now it works.

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Okay. But yeah, if you want to support us, give us a dollar and then we'll shout you

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out. So I uh, resubscribe to Netflix. Oh no. The other day, just so I could watch a Joe

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Rogan special thing. Um, and I wanted to share a couple things that I've watched with you.

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Okay. That I think you'll like. Okay. Bring it in. So just to preface this, I literally

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was just filming my TV on with my phone filming. I was in so you can see the bit. Oh, I was

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filming my TV as I watch on my phone. And so I wanted to give you video. And so I did

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it that way. I could have gotten better audio quality, but I chose to prioritize your viewing

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pleasure. My viewing. Could I please show you this? Oh, of course you may. Okay. Is this

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copyrighted? I don't fucking care. Who cares? We're going to jail. I've got three, three.

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Um, we're going to jail anyways. Uh, I got three videos, three videos. Okay. Damn. That's

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some good shit. How's the audio quality? That's the real. Okay. Let's just see how

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this goes. I got three of them. Okay. Okay. I can't remember which one's which. I'll just

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go in order. Oh fuck. Hey, hey, stand by every fucking time. If I had a looking computer that

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was always here set up, it wouldn't like obviously I'm buying another just buy another MacBook.

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I'm not doing that. You know what you could do is buy another MacBook mini Mac mini do

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another Mac mini. Leave it there. Just set it up here. Always connected and then have

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a little keyboard or the, but I have to have like a monitor. You can get a second one.

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A monitor. That'd be your main monitor and have a little monitor. Oh, just completely

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drive off one monitor, but then I have to sit there because I wouldn't want to like turn

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my head over. But also, but that could just be the main monitor that that's what I just

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fucking said. I could run a keyboard and mouse cables under the table to here and I could

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sit that way. Yeah, I'd have to sit there because I wouldn't want to like constantly

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turn fine. And then and then you can get an like a Elgato stream deck and then you can

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put all your little buttons close to you. Like set it up and then I can stop my buttons.

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You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Can I just say that's probably the best idea I ever

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had. I don't know that you even knew who David Lucas was. Yes. But I just want to say you're

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welcome for that. Oh, yeah. David Lucas one. Oh, yeah. No, do the yeah. No, David Lucas

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one. You can go yourself. David Lucas. Yeah. You're welcome for that shit. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. I'm just saying like if you did it over there, you can have the like your stream

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deck and then you can have like all your buttons like what is that you do? What is it that

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you do exactly? What is it that you do exactly? I think I can I can I have his voice. Wait,

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wait, you're going to say it and then I'm going to play it. No, because stand by this

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last time I didn't work. Nope, you're going to do it. Okay. Stand by. I'm just going to

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keep laughing. Stand by. Alright. Stand by. And we're standing. What do you do here?

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Okay, so I'm going to give you the words and then you have to say can you give me the

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words? I just said I said I'm going to give you the words. What is it you get paid? What

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is it you get paid to do exactly? Wait, hold on. Hey, I actually get to use this now. What

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what what what is is it it you you get get paid paid to do to do exactly. Question mark.

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I don't know how I spell exactly ex ac TL I ellips doesn't matter you know what the

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word is. Alright, you go first and then I'll play it. And we'll see how close you because

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you have to do it before you hear it so you can see how we can see how good you are off

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the cuff. Alright, take one. This is Terry as an actor. This is Terry acts. Terry acts.

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What is it? I know I'm just saying what is it you get paid to do do exactly. Yeah. Say

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it a couple times and then warm up and you got it on the final time you got to really

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nail that. What is it you do? Oh, see, you have to get the actual script to do here.

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Wrong. Terry, you literally wrote it down. I know, but I want to add that one. I want

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to add some spice to it. What do you have to say? Do you exactly? You have to say the

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words you can't what is it? What is it you get paid to do exactly? What is it you get

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paid to do exactly? What is it you get paid to do exactly? I need a little more flavor.

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I know. I know. I'm just trying to like not look at the paper while I do this. What is

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it you get paid to do exactly? Alright, don't look at me. What is it you get paid to do

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exactly? That's it. That's it. I think I got that's a good. That's a good. What is it you

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get paid to do exactly? There's there's a lot more is in it. What is it you get paid

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to do exactly? What is it you get paid to do exactly? Nailed it. Okay, folks. And that's

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another that's another episode of Terry acts. Is that a new ongoing segment? Sure. Oh, wait,

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so I nail it. I'll say I nailed it. What give me a rating out of one to 10. Seven. I wouldn't

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give it more than a seven. Alright, let's see. When did you get paid to do? Am I not

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plugged in? Oh, dude. Why did you get paid to do exactly? Is that coming through your

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speakers? Where? Just reading a book. Sounds like a little bit. Okay, okay. I have. We

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got to we got to just so I resubscribe to Netflix for one month, just so I could listen to this

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and I'll watch another shit to I have it. But because I was just curious because it's

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all to hullabaloo about it. And I have three clips from Joe Rogan's new special. And I

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thought they were made. They were great for Terry. I got a question for you. Yes. If

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you have Netflix, why don't you just timestamped it? Because I'm not because hey, hey, because

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I'm retarded. I have a story. Hold on before you show this video. I have a story about

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me saying the R word to two people that at work that I enjoy hanging out with. And one

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of them got mad. Well, I was like, the boss, someone asked me to do something to one of

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them was drew and one of them was someone else. And and for you saying the R word a

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bunch of times, it got into my head. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm like, yeah, you're getting

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like ingrained in your mind. Then all of a sudden, Drew asked me to do something to

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like make something more popped out for. You said, what am I retarded? And I said, because

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it was like one of our like regionals. I was like, man, that dude is R worded. And I said

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the hard R and I was like, oh, shit. And they both looked at me and they're like, and then

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Drew's like, Mike's really rubbing off on you, huh? And then the other like the other

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way, hold on. The other the other person was that makes me so happy. The other person was

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a trying I'm trying to keep the person a secret confidential. Yeah. I'm gonna be so happy.

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The other person was don't do drugs, folks. The top person. Don't say don't say don't

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say the name. Yeah, yeah. The one that you met. I could just said that the one that you

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met during 4th of July. So I'm not retarded. Yeah, yeah, I am. Okay, continue. But they

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were in that room. And I was like, Oh, shit. And I was like, I felt so bad when I said

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it. Did they report you? No, they didn't report me. But I felt so bad when I said it. I was

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like, Oh, I'm sorry. She's like, she's like, uh, uh, she's, she's looking at me and I'm

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like, I'm so sorry. I was like, Mike's really rubbing off on me. Right? Wait, Drew goes,

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Mike's really rubbing off on you. And you're like, Mike's really rubbing off on me. It

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was like, Mike. Yeah. So Drew blamed me and then you blamed me. Yeah, that's fucked up.

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All right. But it is what it is. That's a great story, actually. Yeah. All right. I

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also haven't. Oh yeah, go ahead and play. Here we go. I have another story. Cool. It's

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not later. It's a it's a not cool story. Is it? It's very short. Go for it. It's one

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of those, you know, those stories that you tell, I tell personally that are not that

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cool, but I think it's cool. Okay. Is it like when you're like, when I'm stupid, like five

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second car story where you like some guy pissed you off? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not really

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that. Go for it. Um, so it's one of my stupid stories that don't really go anywhere. And

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it's not really like the greatest thing in the world. I need a fidget toy. I have a fidget

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toy. It's called a pen. Spin it with my fingers. I'll wait until you come back. So I can tell

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you my story. Oh, he's, he's running. I don't know where he's running to, but he's running

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somewhere. A nice coffin. Oh, there he goes. He's coming back. Yeah, I just spin pens.

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Okay, go. Okay. So I was driving. Go for it. I feel like that pen's gonna annoy me.

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Yeah. Go for it. Okay. No, I saw this guy on the side of the road and on the way here,

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on the way here, and I was just standing or walking walking. He's walking. He's walking.

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The guy that normally walks around here. No, some long hair guy, some guy different. There's

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a guy that around here I know who will like walks a lot different city. Got it. Um, this

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guy's this guy's walking and all I see is on the highway or like a normal sidewalk. So

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not the highway, not the highway. He's just walking around and all I see is his hands

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doing this, like, like waving back and forth. Like he's like orchestrated. You told the story.

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You told the story. No, this is a different one. Wasn't it like a couple years ago, you

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told the story of a guy like pretending he was like Harry Potter with a wand down in

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like a town, downtown somewhere. This is how I remember that. Maybe. Okay, go ahead. Not

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the same guy. Got it. But if I did, this is the exact same story. Go for it. This guy's

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the same guy. It could be. I don't know. I just saw him doing the same old shit. He's

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just over there like, he's walking like he's like, looks like he's orchestrated in an orchestra.

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He's being the conductor to the orchestra. He's just doing this and I was like, what

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in my head is go when Goddy and love Yosa, he's doing this shit. And I was like, Oh,

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he's Harry Potter. He's got like a wand and stuff. You literally told this story. I did

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a year and a half ago. I don't remember this. If someone could pull it up, I would love

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it. Because I was downtown on your way here. One day you were like driving through downtown

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and you're like, I saw a guy downtown and he was just like doing weird ass shit. I saw

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it. I literally told that story. Damn. That's crazy. That's crazy. Could be the same person.

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Show you. Let me show you your wet bulb. I'll show you a wet bulb. Anyway, the code is I'll

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show you my wet bulb. My wet bulb. Yeah, I'll show you my wet bulb. Okay. I didn't even know

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it was. That's crazy. You ready for this? Yeah, I remember that guy from downtown. I remember

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that also I had another one too. There's a couple people that I see that there'll be

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one person sitting at the side of like an intersection, not even crossing a crosswalk.

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Just like a drug addict standing there. I don't know if they are. They just look like

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they're having a lot of fun. They're just standing. They're just standing there. Just just vibing

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to whatever they're vibing to like they're just dancing on the side of the road. Just

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vibing. Just at a sidewalk. Just vibing. Occasionally during the summer, there will be a guy outside

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the grocery store. Which one? Oh, when I go to. Yeah. Yeah.

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Which one? Which one? The only one I would know because the only one I go to.

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True. He does. He's like across the street by the gas station. Uh huh. And like he's

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playing when I can't remember what it's called. An accordion. I think so. That thing like

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a lady in the tramp. It's an accordion. From Lady in the Tramp. Yeah, it's an accordion.

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Yeah. So he's playing an accordion. He's actually a fucking great at it. Uh huh. But he's vibing.

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He's like a Mexican dude and he's vibing. He's banging at it. He's hella good. Yeah.

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I think accordions are the ones that are like slinkies. Yeah. Yeah. And it's got little

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keys on the side. Yeah. Yeah. He's doing that. He's rocking dude. I paid that dude a hell

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of money. They do? Oh, multiple times. Yeah. For real? Like 10 bucks. Couple times. Accord.

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But he's like, you know how people stand outside of, uh, like by the stop light at a grocery

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store or something. And they're like, Sam, I'm homeless. Please give me money. You know

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those people? Uh huh. So this guy is doing that kind of thing. But he's like playing

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beautiful, serenading music. And so it's like, I'm actually inclined to give him money because

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he's actually serenading me as I walk to my car from the grocery store. And I really appreciate

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that. Uh, an accordion is from the 19th century German. That's what originated. Accord. Hold

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on. Maybe backup fellas and ladies. Welcome to another segment of Terry Speaks accordions

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from the 19th century. German accordion. German German accordion. But it's spelled differently.

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It's about a K K O R D E O N accordion. Got it. Got it from a chord. Musical cord. Conchord of

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sounds. A family of box shaped musical instruments of the bellows driven free read. Aero phone type.

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This is a lot of words. Okay, cool. That's all you know. We're good. Are you ready? They're

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about between $350 and $2,000. You want to play? No. But funny story. I had, I've been actually

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wanting to learn how to do a Rubik's cube ever since telling me that story. We made it into Canada.

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Anyways, we made it into Canada. Great. Funny thing that you're talking about, like, you know,

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we are saying like when people are homeless and everything and they have like the will do anything

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for work, they have a sign and it says I'm homeless. Hard times. Please. I'm hungry. My family's hungry.

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We need money. I don't ever give them money. So you know, you know, I only do it if they're playing

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banging music. So I went to Costco. That's towards the bridge. Why don't why we're why we are this way?

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They're like, why are we being descriptive? We should be proud. We should be proud where we live.

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Well, we live, we live, see, we live outside of Seattle. We've already talked about this. We have.

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Yeah, we do. You know what? If we wanted to be successful, we should make this podcast like

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about our area. Okay, because do we just bombshell where we live? Bombshell. I'm down. I'll say we're

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counting we live in. Yeah. How about that? Okay, they'll never find us. They don't know our last names.

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All right. So you were about the Costco. Okay. Yeah, I was about I was at Costco in Pierce County.

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See, that's not giving anything away. No, go ahead. I live in Kitsap County. Go ahead.

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Go ahead. So you're at Costco. So I was at Costco in Pierce County. Why don't we just use counties?

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I was at the southern county. Cross County lands. I was over in Tacoma. All right. Well,

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you're at Costco. Tell the story, please. I'm fucking bored. Yeah. Yeah. So I was at Costco and I was leaving.

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I don't really like Costco membership. I do your own. No, got it. I got it. That's right.

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Yeah. And then I was over there too. I was like, Oh, man, he really switched to credit union

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because so you were at Costco. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What were you getting? Tell us that first. No,

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I was just giving you the general area where I was at Costco. I was leaving. I was going back home.

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What did you buy? What did I buy?

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Okay. Chicken salad sandwich, some gluten free bread, some ice cream, variety ice creams.

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I'm sorry. Variety ice creams. I don't know what that is. Don't care. Go ahead. Like drumsticks,

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drumsticks. It's for my team, not for literally me. Go ahead. And then

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eggs and some butter. Got it. Okay. That's all I bought. Cool. Left. What kind of butter?

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The Kirkland one. The grass fed one. Yeah. 100 freaking percent.

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So you know how like they have the roundabouts there? So you exit, you go through the first one,

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and you exit, and you go to the second one on the middle one. Essentially, it's the only middle one.

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Got it. So I'm standing there. It's right next to that Starbucks on the right. Got it. Where

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Target is. Got it. Okay. So I'm waiting to go because fucking... Tell me where to go. Tell me

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where to go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go ahead. Anyways, and then I'm seeing this family across from me.

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In a car? No. Outside the car. Why? Nope. Just standing there.

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Oh, that's great. That's great content. Go ahead. Just sitting there and then the husband.

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Sitting outside the Starbucks? They're on the corner where the sidewalk is.

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Sitting on the sidewalk? Sitting on the sidewalk. It's a family? It's a family. Okay. Sitting right

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next to a Starbucks? Did I have science? On that corner where all the cars are going around.

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They have science. And I'm hungry. They have a sign says, Oh, no. I lost my job. Hard times.

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And the whole family's out there? The whole family's there. But the funny thing about it is

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the place that they are sitting, the place that they're at is like a very... More wealthy. More

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wealthy side of town. Yeah. And not wealthy, but like better off. Better, higher middle class.

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Doing better than most probably. And I'm just watching them. The mom is sitting down with the

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children. There's two of them. They're fucking just slapping down some food. And I don't know...

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Where the kids are just like smashing some food? Oh, the kid, the mom. But like they just got

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given food maybe? Yeah. But the funny thing about it is, is that every single one of them is dressed.

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Nice. Nice. Yeah. That's questionable. Although, I mean, maybe that makes sense. If you just lost

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your job, like you still have good clothes. Yeah. But it also just like... Hey, how about this?

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Instead of doing that, just get a lower paying job. Yeah. Like figure it out. There's so many

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people that those... What do they call hecklers? What are they called? Hecklers? I think they're

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called hecklers. No, hecklers are people that yell and bother you. Yeah. What are they called? Beggars?

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Are they called? The name for the people asking for money? Yeah. They call beggars. I mean... What

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are they called? Homeless beggars? Homeless? Is there like a more official term for them? Beggars?

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I think. Look up synonyms. Synonyms? A beggar. Should... Yeah. A beggar. What are synonyms with beggar?

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Synonyms. Do you know what synonym means? How much does a homeless person make a year?

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All right. Let's look that up. No, no, no. Panhandlers. Okay. So we got panhandlers.

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Panhandlers. Okay. So pan... Where are you going with this, Terry? Anyways, there's some people that are...

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What's the difference between pan versus homeless? Panhandlers can make... Panhandlers are when

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someone asks strangers for money while homeless is a border term that includes many... A border term?

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Yeah. A broader term. Sorry. A broader term and includes many different circumstances. So

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panhandlers. So this guy was a panhandler? This guy was a panhandler. Okay. But panhandlers can make

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a shit ton of money. So you were surprised because they were like nice looking? I was surprised.

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Not run down. Correct. So they're just like on the early stages of being panhandlers, maybe?

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Maybe. You didn't give them any money? Fuck no. Did you wave? Were they playing an instrument?

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No. See, I think that's the way to do it is show off your skill. That way, at least you're not just

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getting money for free, but you're actually performing a service. Yeah. It says panhandlers,

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beggars who approach people in public spaces such as bangs, parking lots, off-ramps, ask for money.

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Some studies suggest that panhandlers can make two to $300 a day, but others say that most panhandlers

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use the money to support addictions to drugs and alcohol. However, not all panhandlers are

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homeless and some studies suggest that few panhandlers regularly sleep outside. Yeah. And

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probably they're just getting cash and not reporting it to the IRS. So it's like tax free.

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Yeah, dude. They're just like, because most of the time, most of the time, the panhandlers get

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money. It's not a they're just immediately like buy. They're not like, Oh, do you have Venmo?

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You're right. And they're not going to go deposit in a fucking bank either. No, they're just going

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to go buy a fucking McDonald's sandwich. But I yeah, most of the time is like, I've seen some

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people that are they look they look they they make themselves look presentable, no sketchy.

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Oh, to make them seem like a panhandler. And then like, you go home and shower, you go you go,

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you look at them, you go, are you really homeless? Are you really homeless? And then you go, you

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know, you drive a little bit further down the road and you see like a car that you think it's

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just a car park. It's just them car. Yeah, it's just a car parked on the side of the road.

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Yeah, I've given someone money. Someone was at a gas station. And it was like, can I get get

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I get some gas. I was like, sure. And I give him like 15 bucks worth of gas. That was about the

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only time I've given some money. I've given actually, that's not true. I've given some

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people some money but not like I've given someone like 10 bucks. I think I gave the

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according guy like 10 bucks couple of years ago. Don't really go any higher than that.

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All right, you ready for this? Sure.

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And you're at home just reading a book waiting for my man.

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And he comes to the door.

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I'm not going to fucking believe what happened.

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What happened?

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You see Mike trick me second is the game.

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This whole bit is that his like after like he was talking about how like

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no no one believes that girls are lesbian or something or like no one thinks that's real.

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They just think they're like bisexual or whatever. And then he's like, but if it's like dudes,

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everyone believes him.

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And I just thought it's funny because it's Mike.

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No.

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No.

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It's true.

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I just thought that was her layers.

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Because it was like Mike's sucking my dick. That's a good quote. Like towards the end of that.

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That's a good joke. Like what's saying like you should have equal like jokes about either or.

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You know what I'm saying? All right, here we go. Number two.

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I think you see where this is going.

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He has to know how you really feel.

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I just like dude, he said some shit on here like just on Netflix. I was like,

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yes, brother preach. He's retarded. Faggot. Like it's great.

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Can you put that one again?

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If you're a good person, if you're talking to a child that is a developmental disorder,

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you would never dream of using that word, right? But if you're talking to a regular grown man.

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You.

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Dude, he really exercises on that. That's what I love about him is he like when it's time to

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fucking go deep, he just like fucking emphasizes that shit hard. Like I don't make no mistake.

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I don't understand why people don't really like what he just said in that joke is exactly what I

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was explaining to Drew. I wouldn't call a mentally challenged person retarded, but you.

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You I would call retarded.

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It doesn't everyone knows what I mean. All right, last one. What is it you do?

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You're stupid. What is it you get paid to do here? Exactly. What is it you get paid to do?

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Exactly. That's going to hurt someone's ears. I don't care. Okay. Last video. Let's go. That's

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fine. And then I can turn that shit down. Oh, I need to send you my stand by stand by. Watch this

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shit. Last clip. Copy copy. And then he hits me with this. If you've ever been randomly selected,

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you know, this is what they do. He goes, I'm gonna. This is a throwback to our experiences on our

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trips. Okay. I'm going to start it again. I found the ones that you I thought would be a

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political retarded Mike second dick or you second Mike's dick or whatever the fuck you said. And

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then this last one is getting more more relatable content for you for this is randomly for us.

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For us. This is called random selection. Okay. If you've ever been randomly selected, you know,

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this is what they do. He goes, I'm gonna roll the back of my hand against your crotch. I'm in

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randomly selected a lot somehow. Wait, hold on. You know what that means? I just have a big dick.

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That's all it means. Okay, all right. If you've ever been randomly selected, you know, this is

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what they do. He goes, I'm gonna roll the back of my hand against your crotch. Remember, I'm really

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high. So I'm like, why are you gonna use the back of your hand?

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Is that the best way to do it? Hey, man, is that for you or for me? Because for me,

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it still feels like you're touching my dick. You're just doing this weird dismissive way. It's just

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a rude way to touch a dick, you know? It's like, you're a terrorist, I'll be the judge.

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Just another dude whose dick I may feel weird. I mean, how many terrorists have they stopped with

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that? Is it zero or is it negative number? Disrespectful motherfucker. The back of your hand

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might be the worst way to figure out what the fuck's up is. Like you ain't getting no good data.

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Why are you touching dicks like that? I'll tell you why, folks, because it's our government solution

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to a complex problem, which is how do you touch dicks and not be gay?

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And they're like, I got it. We're gonna use the back of our hand. It's no counties.

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They're no counties.

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Is it war? Yeah, try it on me. I can't even call.

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Just shut up, folks. Don't get nerds.

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All right, that's it, folks. Shout out. That's pretty good. That's, you know, that is, that is

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pretty true, though. I mean, I found, I found like the most funny ones that like applied. So you're

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welcome. Thanks, dude. Appreciate you. Hell yeah. The funny thing about that is it's like,

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it's absolutely true, though. Yeah, I like that because we both recently had our dicks touch.

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Yeah, I always somehow when I always travel, remember, I it happened to me first and you

368
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were giving me so much shit and then it immediately happened to you like two times after that.

369
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,480
Fucking bitch. Oh yeah, it was like on the way. I got I got it. And then on the way back, like

370
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you got it like twice or something. I wasn't it? No, what it was is

371
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,960
yeah, it was at least once it was when we went down the Austin, I you got touched on the way down

372
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on the way down and then I got touched at least once at least once coming back up. No, I did get

373
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touched coming back up. Yeah, for sure. And then when we went to California, I also got touch.

374
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,800
That's right. That's right. And I didn't. And I said, haha. And I was like, what is going on here?

375
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Like, and the funny thing about it is when you turn around, it it it shows like a human silhouette

376
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on their side to stop you. And it just pinpoints like right where my crotch is every time.

377
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Overlock a little mark, like where the thing might be. If you look, it tells you it gives you

378
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like it gives you like a red spot like a signature where they should check where they should check.

379
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:14,480
Yes. And every single time it's like, it's like the your thigh right between your ball sack and

380
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,400
your leg. It's always between my fucking growing man. Every time they want to touch me. And they're

381
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,360
like, I'm going to touch you. And I'm like, cool, man. Do you want a room? No, we're just going to

382
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do it right here right now. Is that is that we were talking about like when we went to Austin?

383
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Yeah. He's like, do you want to do this in the room right here? Like, we're doing this right here,

384
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motherfucker. Have you ever seen like those people that wear those shirts?

385
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:40,160
Uh, they have like TSA. It's like if TSA touches me, it's not gay.

386
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They wear it through TSA. Yeah, they wear it through TSA. And then they get touched by TSA.

387
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Because they have that shirt. Because they have that shirt.

388
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,680
They should, I should wear a shirt that says if TSA touches me, it's because we're both gay.

389
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,240
I'd wear that shirt to like, or it's like,

390
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,400
if no, no, no, TSA loves touching balls. If TSA touches me, it's because he's gay.

391
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,440
It's because they're gay. Or no, it's, hey, I'm gay. Touch my balls.

392
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:14,400
No, it's a TSA. Hey TSA, I'm gay. Please touch my balls.

393
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,720
You want to randomly check my balls? Hey TSA, I'm gay. Can you please randomly select my balls?

394
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,640
Randomly select my balls. No, that's too much. That's too much, isn't it?

395
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,320
You think randomly select my balls? Oh, I can't write.

396
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:41,680
Great. Ran. Dude. I want to know what funny TSA t-shirts are out there. Funny, funny TSA shirts.

397
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:49,600
You've been randomly selecting. Oh, this one says it's not gay if it's TSA. I hope TSA

398
00:38:49,600 --> 00:39:02,160
pats me down. TSAs. Oh, nope. Never mind. Oh, never mind. That says trans-aggressional sexual assault.

399
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,440
This is what TSA does. Don't worry. I'll put the balls on you on my end. Don't worry.

400
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:12,800
Yeah, put the balls on me. Yeah, put the balls on me. Oh, this one, this one's pretty good. This

401
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:23,280
one says this is fashion. This says hookers. You know those pie charts? The ones where they

402
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:28,400
circle each other. A Venn diagram? That's it. A pie chart is not a Venn diagram.

403
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
We compliment each other very nicely. I know. You're kind of retarded and then when you're

404
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:41,680
asking actual real life questions, I'm like, hey, that's the answer. Okay, this one says three

405
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,520
different things in this Venn diagram. It has hookers, doctors, and TSA agents.

406
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,040
You got to give it to me so I can put it up on the screen.

407
00:39:52,720 --> 00:40:02,160
Just better. I love this stuff. I'm going to send it to you via a signal. Okay, buddy.

408
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,520
Yeah. It's there. Why don't I just airdrop? Because I can't airdrop a fucking link.

409
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:18,160
Sure, you can. Sure. But there it is. Wait, what? It's a link. It's a link to Amazon.

410
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:24,560
It just has the picture of A.co. I'm like, what the fuck is that? And then I realized that

411
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:29,680
obviously that's what that is. Yeah, it's a Venn diagram. If you want it, you can zoom in on it,

412
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:37,360
I think. You can like, yeah, there you go. So it's a Venn diagram. There's three parts. It's

413
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hookers, doctors, and TSA agents. What hookers and TSA agents have in common, they require very

414
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:49,360
little training. And what doctors and TSA agents have in common, they both wear blue latex gloves.

415
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,320
And what all three of them have in common is hookers and doctors first.

416
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:59,440
Oh, hookers and doctors have in common are make more per hour than you do all day.

417
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:08,080
Okay. And then what all three of them have in common is get paid to touch a drunk. Shout out.

418
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:16,480
I bet you can see that coming. Actually, that's a good title. Get paid to touch a drunk. Too long.

419
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:22,880
Whatever, dude. I don't understand why you don't agree with me on that. I don't know. It's a title

420
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,800
it has to be short and to the point and draw your attention. Are you trying to capture people's

421
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:33,360
minds? Yeah. Get paid to touch your junk. Keep in mind, Terry. This is a podcast. People consume

422
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:38,320
podcasts on a podcast app. You there's not that much text that fills the screen. It's gonna,

423
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:44,160
it's gonna move. If it has to move, your title is too fucking long. That's my point.

424
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:48,640
Oh, I didn't know you're going out there. I didn't know. I didn't know that was the

425
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,280
fucking standpoint. That's the whole point, Terry. Oh, gotcha.

426
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:58,800
Oh, nice. I know we're all of them. I just don't know what this one is. Please stop it.

427
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,520
I know that one. I gotta get that.

428
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,800
Do you think Joe Biden's dead? Wait, is that mine? Is that me laughing? Yeah. I gotta get that.

429
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:25,440
I don't remember that. Why don't you remember that? I don't remember that. That's a dumb ass answer.

430
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,680
Wait, do you think Joe Biden's dead? I don't know, man. I haven't seen him in a long time.

431
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:42,480
Yeah. Hit it. He dropped out, didn't he? Yeah. That's that black chick. Kamala, Kamala Harris.

432
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:52,160
Kamala Harris. Kamala. It's like Kamala Olive. Kamala Harris. Yeah, her. Kamala. Kamala.

433
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,760
Kamala Kamala. Yeah, she's running now. I think she's gonna win.

434
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:08,480
I'm all down for equality and shit. Yeah, but she's kind of a bad person, isn't she?

435
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:14,800
I don't really like any of them. I don't really care. I hate every single...

436
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:23,440
Well, hold on. I shouldn't use the word hate. I dislike politicians. Politicians in general.

437
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:29,120
Yeah. So... Because they don't maintain the roads? Yeah. That's one big part. And that

438
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:33,200
I ever do... That one guy forgot his name. It was the guy that says,

439
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:38,720
what is it you get paid to do exactly? That was better. That guy.

440
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:44,320
Is anything the transportation dude? No. Who's the transportation bit? Pete Buttigieg.

441
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:50,960
Yeah, that guy. No, the guy who said that was... That was Pete. No. Pete? No, no, no. I'm gonna show

442
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:59,840
you Pete. What is he paid to do exactly? Not Tom Cotton. Josh Hawley. Josh Hawley is the dude.

443
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,440
Josh Hawley is the guy who said that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Josh Hawley, this is Josh

444
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:08,880
Hawley. He's like a Missouri senator. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah,

445
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:14,240
yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this guy, please put the tab there. That's the guy who said your thing. Yeah,

446
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:20,160
yeah, yeah. And then this is the transportation. Yeah. Pete Buttigieg. But...

447
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:25,120
Edge. Edge. Is that really his name? It'll correct it. There you go. Buttigieg.

448
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:31,760
That's the transportation. Yeah, that guy's stupid. This is the guy who's responsible for all the roads.

449
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,600
But apparently... He's not doing a good job. Yeah, because man, wasn't it you trying to like

450
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,360
vie for his job a while ago? Yeah, I was trying to apply for it. You said you could do better than

451
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:45,440
him? Oh, 100%. Yeah. I don't need to go to Oxford to learn how to fucking maintain roads.

452
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:51,520
Pave that shit. Yeah. I just want to let you know Pete Buttigieg. That's who he's married to.

453
00:44:52,080 --> 00:45:01,840
What? Yeah. For real? Yeah. Good for that guy. Look, Chris Chaston Buttigieg.

454
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:12,240
You sure that's not his brother? Oh, they're gay. Yeah, he's gay. Spouse. Oh, good for him.

455
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:17,520
They have two kids. How do you think that happened?

456
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:27,840
What is it you get paid to do exactly? Yeah. Good for that guy. Yeah. Maybe I shouldn't make fun of

457
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,480
him. But we're not making fun of him. We're making fun of his inability to make good roads and good

458
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,520
roundabouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever the fuck you care about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just fucking...

459
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:41,520
Buttigieg. Buttigieg.

460
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,760
Buttigieg. Hold on. Buttigieg.

461
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,400
Buttigieg. Buttigieg. Yeah, that's this guy. We'll go for you, dude.

462
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:00,400
Mayor Pete redirects here. That's hilarious. Mayor Pete redirects here for documentary

463
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:06,720
film C.P. Mayor Pete. Hey, look, there's his husband. I didn't know there's a movie about him.

464
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:11,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good for that man. I'm glad they have children.

465
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,880
I mean, they didn't have children. They have children. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Whoa.

466
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,560
That's not true. They could use the same... Having children. No.

467
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:31,280
No. But then only one of them is the dad, if you use a surrogate, right? They fuck the wife.

468
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,440
If they use a surrogate, just this is computer ignorance from my end. Yeah, same with me.

469
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:42,640
If they have a surrogate, like a lady who makes a baby for them, do they use both their giz or

470
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:47,360
just one giz? That's exactly... Or none of their giz. That's where exactly we're right at. And do

471
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:52,160
they do the giz-ing? Or is it like artificial in there? Like some with a surrender, some shit?

472
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:57,200
It would be artificial insemination. But, you know, like, get the giz, put the giz on like a

473
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:04,000
syringe and shoot it up there? Yeah. Okay. Are you sure? Yes. Okay. Because how a surrogate works

474
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:10,080
to my understanding... It's purely just in the womb carrying it. To my understanding is they take

475
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:18,480
the lady's egg from, let's just say, your significant other, and then they take your giz

476
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:25,760
and put it in someone else. And if it's gay dudes, they use the woman's egg because they

477
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:31,760
don't have their own eggs. Or do they get an egg from someone else they know and put it in there?

478
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:42,560
It could be... Maybe it depends. It could be if they found a donor that they wanted to use for...

479
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,360
She volunteered her egg. It could be that. She agreed for the giz to go into her.

480
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,920
Or it could have been like they wanted to find someone that was actually, you know,

481
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:58,560
smart, cunning, had a great smile, shit like that. Even though they're like, obviously those two are...

482
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,640
But it has to be one of their sperms. Yeah. I don't know if you can combine because I don't know

483
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,360
how well that would work. That'd be weird. Probably doesn't work. I don't know if you can combine

484
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:12,640
sperm. I really don't want to look that up. Me neither. That might be like a science experiment.

485
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:18,320
I don't think that's like physically possible to mix sperm. I don't think you can do that.

486
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,080
It has to be... A sperm is a sperm. You can't put two sperms together.

487
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:26,400
But sperms are... Hybrid sperms. Hybrid sperm. Attack of the hybrid sperms.

488
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:32,480
But you can't... That's a great show title. Attack of the hybrid too long.

489
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,360
But I don't know if you can combine sperm because it's just millions of little like

490
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:44,000
sperm. One of the dude sperms is going to get in there. But what if two of them act the exact same time?

491
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,320
Dude, imagine they both sperm. They mix the sperm and then there's like one sperm from the one guy

492
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,120
and one sperm from the other guy who are the last two sperms and they're fighting it out for the

493
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:57,920
last win and one gets defeated and they get the guy wins and pricks his egg. Okay, changing topics.

494
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:06,640
Let's stop talking about that. That's gross. It's just reproduction, bro. It's natural.

495
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Do I think that... It's beautiful, actually. Do I think that...

496
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:20,080
Kamala? Is that Kamala Harris? Let's find out. I think it's Kamala Harris.

497
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,040
How about this, Terry? Let's find out. Let's find out. Yeah.

498
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:31,680
How to pronounce... 100 freaking percent. But I don't... Honestly, I don't want either or of them

499
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:37,520
in office, so it doesn't matter. Has nothing to do with her being a lady? She might be the next

500
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:41,840
US president, sir. Let's send her to say her name correctly. Kamala. That's...

501
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,320
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I don't know why I'm watching some Australian thing.

502
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,840
Especially from Guardian. She might be the next US president, so let's

503
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:58,560
send her to say her name correctly. Kamala. No, that's not it. That's not even close.

504
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:03,680
Kamala Harris has been in the presidential limelight since 2020. Trump has called her

505
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:10,560
unlikable and even called her this monster. But Pap is... That's great.

506
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:15,760
Unsettling is how he Pap is fully mispronouncing her name to make it sound more foreign. So,

507
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:21,760
don't be that person. It's Kamala Harris. It's kind of like Kamala plus law. It's not Pamela with

508
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:27,600
a K and it's not Tony Soprano's wife. Hi, everyone. It's Kamala Harris. Kamala. Kamala.

509
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:36,480
Calm. Kamala. It's not like Kamala. It's calm. Like com.com. Kamala. Kamala.

510
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,960
Kamala. Okay, I'm off to teach politicians what rap meets.

511
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:46,320
Right? She said she's gonna go teach people how to do rap meets. Kamala.

512
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,600
So, either or. It doesn't matter. Kamala Harris. I want to do one more. One more.

513
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:57,440
That's fine. Or Joe Biden. We are looking at how to pronounce the name of American lawyer

514
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:02,960
and politician serving as the junior United States senator from California. This is four years ago,

515
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,320
so it's all but. Staying lady. Onia since 2017. How do you go about pronouncing her name?

516
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:17,520
Her phone's name particular. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris. United

517
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:23,600
States senator. Jim Pesach. He is. This lady used to be the press secretary for Joe Biden.

518
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,320
I never know how to say this. Is it Pesach or Saki? You say the P or not.

519
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:36,640
We are looking at how to pronounce. I just kind of say I like this guy's voice. It's very nice.

520
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:41,920
This dude has 1.4 million viewers. This channel is just how to pronounce names probably.

521
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:42,480
It is.

522
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:51,680
Who serves as the 34th White House press secretary in the Biden administration.

523
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:56,800
We're going to be looking at how to pronounce more US politicians names as well.

524
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:06,320
How do you go about pronouncing it? Jen Saki. Saki. The P is. Oh, like the Japanese drink. Saki.

525
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:15,760
So Jen Pesach. Jen Saki. Pretty straightforward once you know. Jen Saki. And now you.

526
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:19,920
A lot of people make fun. This is the new press secretary. A lot of people don't like her until

527
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:24,960
they'll say because her name is Karine Jean Pierre. A lot of people make fun of her and go. Karine

528
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:31,920
Jean Claude Van Damme Pierre. Or Jean Pierre Van Damme or something. Jean Pierre Van Damme.

529
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:37,040
All right. But I don't Trump Trump or I just want to come.

530
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:44,960
Kamala Kamala. None of them. Kamala. I don't I don't want any of them. Kamala.

531
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:52,640
I don't I don't like any. There hasn't been like a single person in history that I know

532
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,080
that I would want in the White House. But you don't actually vote anyway. Do you?

533
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,320
I do. You vote. I vote. Really? Yeah. How do you know who to vote for?

534
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,560
I don't know. Just take a guess. I don't ever vote.

535
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:12,480
Wait. Take a guess. President. I just take a guess. I usually what I do. Do you remember who you

536
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:20,240
voted for? Some independent. Oh. That for president. It's usually mostly independence.

537
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:24,640
I don't think I've ever. Oh no. I've written in names before. I think I've written a bunch of names.

538
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:30,800
For president. I wrote in Mickey Mouse. Somebody I knew wrote in Mickey Mouse.

539
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,880
I thought a lot of people write Mickey Mouse usually gets like 2% votes somehow.

540
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:39,120
Really? Yeah. No way. Not 2%. It's probably like a small month.

541
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:47,040
Mickey Mouse does get voted for. Just imagine if Elmo was president.

542
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:56,640
It'd be creepy. You're telling me it was a hand puppet. Okay. A hand puppet?

543
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,760
They weren't in there running with this. Still one votes. Mickey Mouse. Ballot

544
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:08,560
Pedia. A lot of them will do that. Yeah. Party Reddins. Mickey Mouse was a 2016

545
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:18,080
writing candidate for president. Okay. But like does it say how much he got? Federal elections?

546
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:26,800
Do I have to like go here? I don't know. Okay. It goes to a denied message which means it's

547
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:33,120
in federally you can't. Nah. It's whatever. But I'm just saying like people.

548
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:40,640
They did not get 2% of the vote. It's like Harambe. Harambe got a lot.

549
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:45,760
But not like a meaningful amount. Dude, look it up. Like how much percentage Harambe got?

550
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,440
Reston B's Harambe. No, look at Harambe.

551
00:54:53,440 --> 00:55:01,200
Okay. I don't know. That's how you spell it, sir. It is.

552
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:10,320
See? Like a real under the shine killer. That's just the news. I don't think he got any votes.

553
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,560
Harambe got votes, I think. Well, I'm sure a bunch of people got votes.

554
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:22,160
See, I think it should say. They should list here.

555
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,880
This is just main candidates. That's stupid. Where do I know that?

556
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:33,520
This is a statehood website.

557
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:43,520
Okay. Harambe. I got you. No, Harambe didn't get 11,000 votes for president.

558
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:00,720
And what an election. And in Georgia, it's not over yet. The pandemic may have made casting

559
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:06,320
a ballot a bit different this time around, but one thing remains the same. Some voters still see

560
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:13,680
the whole thing as Mickey Mouse out there somewhere with George Asgillot. It was a year where voting

561
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:20,160
seemed like a matter of life and death, an election like no other. Absolutely abnormal. Never seen

562
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:25,600
Why is your mask off? Anything. I just can't talk. Voters were not only navigating their ballots,

563
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:32,480
they were also maintaining social distances and the pandemic. What a scam. Thousands of voters

564
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:39,280
voting by mail for the first time. It was a lot to think about. Though this election was one for

565
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:44,720
the book. Hey, put your mask over your nose, bitch. One voting tradition did continue on.

566
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:52,480
And that is the mocking, farcical thumb in the eye voter who writes in still turned out.

567
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,000
We've told you about past elections where

568
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,400
Denzel Washington statements with a way to go back.

569
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,640
Go back. Yep. Stand by standing by.

570
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:16,080
Hey, dude, again. You got the elections where positive. You got then Desmond Thomas Denzel.

571
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:21,360
Oh, Denzel Washington two lines. These nuts are up there. Oh, yeah.

572
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,280
Don't care. Doug.

573
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:32,080
Okay, next slide. They wrote in Donald Trump. They wrote these nuts.

574
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,840
So, look at this. He misspelled Donald Duck. D O N L D Duck.

575
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:45,040
I think that's the best. Some people were somebody some people wrote in like the

576
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:56,240
do now duck. Oh, don't know. All right. Okay. Stop. God. Okay. Goofy, goofy,

577
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:01,280
coffee. Greg Marr was ghost. It Groot. Somebody voted Groot.

578
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:09,600
Oh, there's Harambe right there. Yeah, that's how to say that thing. Harambe is on there. There is.

579
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,360
Positive. Don't Jack Daniels.

580
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,160
Hustle love.

581
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,400
Hugh, Hugh C long to

582
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:24,000
Hugh C long. The second.

583
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,000
I don't know.

584
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,160
No. Jane Doe is on there.

585
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:35,120
Okay, continue.

586
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,880
Oh, those were good.

587
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:47,280
Wait, hold on. I had a question. Can you pause this? Do you think during when they were voting in 2020?

588
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,440
Do you think that? Oh, was it 2019?

589
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,600
A presidential?

590
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,800
It would be 2019.

591
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,800
No. Yes.

592
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:03,200
No, the elections in 2020 because the president gets sworn in at the beginning of 2021.

593
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:08,400
The election was in November of 2020. The primary started in 19.

594
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:13,200
Oh, got you. Okay. But in 20, because it's 2024, Terry. Yeah.

595
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:17,280
And the election is this November. Yeah, 2020 November. Every four years.

596
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,480
So in reality, do they only get like, I just farted. That's cool.

597
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,880
Do you think they wipe those screens off every time they used it?

598
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,880
For COVID? Yeah. Probably not. I don't think so.

599
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,560
Her mask is really off now.

600
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,760
Like, look at this thing. I don't want to smell it.

601
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,280
Is it stink? Oh, no. What have you been eating?

602
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,400
What have you been eating? Tell me about it. What did I eat? I don't know.

603
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:58,160
I had Thai food Friday evening. And then I had leftover Thai food yesterday for lunch.

604
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,840
I just wanted to ask you. So and then beans and rice, maybe.

605
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,320
Gotcha. I just want to let you know. Chicken.

606
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:09,040
Chicken. I had chicken. So shout out to everybody. I know we're going to segue really fast,

607
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,760
but and then we'll get back to the story. I just want to shout out to everybody that's listening

608
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:18,000
to the show. I'm not going to plug buy me a coffee, but if you do, I'll give you a shout out.

609
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,800
It's a dollar. What? Yeah, didn't plug it. See. No, but what did you say? Shout out to

610
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,640
everyone listening to the podcast? Yes, shout out. Is that the interruption you wanted to make?

611
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:33,360
Yeah. But no, I was looking at these. It gives us some statistics. And most of our statistics

612
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:41,920
saying that 91% of you have listened to on PC. I think those are bots. Probably. No one listens

613
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,800
to podcasts on a PC. Yeah. You read.

614
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:48,800
You have to say because those reports have been very amusing over the years. But this election

615
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:55,760
may have been deadly serious. However, not all the voters were. I know we had one vote for president

616
01:00:55,760 --> 01:01:06,800
for the purple lizard king. I don't care. Pandemic pandemic. Not only am I voting, I'm getting some

617
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:11,920
of my old favorite back on the ballot. Mickey Mouse is always there. Donald Duck is always there.

618
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:18,560
Snoopy the dog is always a close third. And this year, I want to thank all of those who voted for me.

619
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:28,720
Me, as you say, is a good choice. Some just write down me. What if someone actually, what if someone

620
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:36,800
wrote me, a bunch of people wrote me, then they won. And then me one, which me, which wins. Who's me?

621
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:44,400
Who's me? I don't know. Great question. But if that's if that happened, this is probably what

622
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:52,160
will happen is that they do a recount and get rid of me. I mean, I think that's dis disqualifying

623
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:56,560
because it's not an actual person. I think it has to be a real person with a real name.

624
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,400
And obviously to win the presidency, you have to be an American citizen.

625
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:06,400
Yeah, I mean, you have to be. Yeah, it's born in America. That's required to 35.

626
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,320
So if it's me that that does not meet the requirement, you don't have to be born in

627
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:14,080
America. You just have to be an American citizen. You have to be born in America. Oh, for real?

628
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,240
Absolutely. Cool. For the president, you do. That makes more sense. Let's look it up. Let's

629
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,920
talk to the people. Let's show the people what they need. People don't fucking care about this

630
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:28,960
shit. Requirements to become president. Be president of the United States of America.

631
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:38,800
Usa. The Constitution lists only three or qualifications. Let's be at least 35 years

632
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:45,600
of age. Be a natural born citizen, meaning born in America, natural born, not just a citizen.

633
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,600
And must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years.

634
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,200
That's it, brother. Really? You're almost there.

635
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:01,360
Dude, I'm one year away. Two years away. A couple more years, brother. You'll be there.

636
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:06,240
Next, next, next one. Dude, I'm running for it. We doing it. You and me. You and me. You

637
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:11,760
want to be my VIP? I want to run against you. You and me. We'll be the two guys. Well, in this

638
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:20,000
room. Yeah. So next next next season. Next season, it'll be you, Vee. Me and me, bro. We can do it

639
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,800
this season. Fuck it. We're gonna start now. I make the rules. We're gonna be 35. All right.

640
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:29,040
So we're running for president of the podcast. Yeah. All right. So you versus me,

641
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:33,600
whoever gets the most votes wins. Yeah. How do we get the votes? The people. Okay.

642
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,520
I'll make a straw poll. Oh, no. You only make a straw poll?

643
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:47,760
How can you, on where? It's called straw poll. Oh, let's see if anyone goes there and clicks it.

644
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:53,680
Yeah. Okay. But it can't be us. What do you mean? We can't vote. We can vote for ourselves.

645
01:03:53,680 --> 01:04:01,840
No, that's cheating. Technically, you're in the United Nations of there's no audience.

646
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:07,840
You can vote for yourself. If we voted for ourselves, it would just get one vote. Let's not

647
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:12,800
do that. Okay, fine. Let me make a straw poll and then I'll create a put the link in the

648
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:17,840
description below. There's no audience presidential election. Mike, Terry, and then we'll link it in

649
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:23,840
the description on the episodes until November and whoever has the most votes wins till November.

650
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:26,720
This November, because that's when the presidential election, then who's vice president?

651
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:32,240
Second place guy. Okay, cool. You know what that means? I just don't have to do that much for

652
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:37,600
lose. Well, none of us is doing anything more. I'll make a straw poll. It's purely a title.

653
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:41,520
It's a it's a bragging rights straw poll. Can you do that for free? Just sign is that like a

654
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:46,000
website? Yeah, just go look at it. Straw poll straw poll.

655
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:53,680
Why are they called straw? Why not just poll? Just what's the straw do nothing?

656
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:58,400
Why are they called straw? A straw poll straw vote or straw ballot is an ad hoc or unofficial

657
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,880
vote. Okay, it is used to show the popular opinion of on a certain matter. Okay, that's what we want

658
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,480
and can be used to help politicians know the majority opinion and help them decide what to

659
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:11,440
say in order to gain votes. Yeah, what should you say and lie about straw polls provide dialogue

660
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:18,240
among movements within large groups? Fantastic. Okay. Yeah, so anyone can do this. Yep, you just

661
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,520
go in here. So Terry's going to create the poll. Nope, you're already there. Mine's will create it.

662
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:29,600
Okay. You know, I don't block VPN uses. We care about privacy. Oh, one vote for IP address.

663
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:37,040
Yeah, that would be kind of scammy. If it was like a person who just like switched switched IP

664
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:41,680
addresses just constantly in their VPN, and then voted like for you 20,000 times and I lose because

665
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:48,480
of that. Yeah, kind of janky. Yeah. All right. One time IP IP one vote per IP address one vote per

666
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:56,880
unique code. No, because you can still bought that shit. One vote per browser sessions,

667
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:03,360
so multiple votes per person. One I would do IP one vote per IP address. Yes, we're doing it. So

668
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:08,880
if they want to change IP addresses, let them allow selection of multiple options. No,

669
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:13,200
require participants names. No, we want to be anonymous. We're pro privacy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

670
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:18,640
All right, here we go. So type your question here. Presidential candidates. No, what's the question?

671
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:25,040
Presidential candidates. No, it has to be a question. Who it doesn't have to be a question

672
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:38,960
which to be the president of there's no, no audience podcast. And then read our names.

673
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:47,520
Okay, multiple choice. You want multiple choice. We want one mic alphabetical me first and

674
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:57,600
my can Terry. That's only fair. Yeah. Okay. And then do another option. Guests. Oh, just guests.

675
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:07,360
This is I can't type it. What other just says other exit add one add option. Oh, there you go.

676
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:11,600
Other just right just right other guests guests. How about this?

677
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:19,600
Yeah, yeah. Guest or guests. This guest. Yeah. Okay. And then go to advanced settings.

678
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:27,840
So it also in there. Close the poll. Yeah, we're going to close the poll on the day after

679
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:34,400
the election election. Can you tell me what that is, please? I think it's the election November

680
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:43,920
eighth. It's like the third. No, it's like the eighth election date election day. It is

681
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:52,640
why just doesn't it tell me number eight. So it'd be the ninth.

682
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:58,560
2024. Am I correct? election day. Okay, here we go.

683
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,560
Yeah.

684
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:06,080
A fifth. Fifth.

685
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:12,080
I'm stupid. The fifth is the election. The United States will hold the presidential election on

686
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:18,480
the fifth. So we'll do the sixth. And then so we'll do that. And then

687
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:27,040
we want comments. Yeah, we'll take comments. Yeah, whatever. Doesn't matter. What do we want?

688
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,760
Option one. Option one. Option one. It's just giving you a theme.

689
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,720
No, look at the theme up there. Up the theme up there.

690
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,000
Dark Pro is to

691
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:48,240
Cyberpunk. Yeah, try that one. That's stupid. Console console.

692
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,400
I kind of like that.

693
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:57,680
I said we go with the green one. Yeah, you'll save it. It's safe. That's cool. It's safe.

694
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:05,280
Okay. And then now create the poll. If we're satisfied. Always public. Yeah, always public.

695
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:10,720
I'm for you. I have a lot of comments. Okay. And then that, oh, please enter a time, time, time.

696
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:21,040
Get into a time. Midnight. I'll do noon. Okay, cool. The day after the election.

697
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:29,920
Create it. No, no, no. Let's do, let's do the fifth 11 59 11. Yeah. So be 23 59.

698
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:45,360
If it does, no, it's not military. So then 11 11 59. PM. Thank you. I'm R worded. Okay.

699
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:51,520
Then create it. And then now you have a link and put that in there. Your admin rights are only

700
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:59,280
temporary. claim your permanent admin rights will not do that. No. Okay. And then we need to make

701
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:04,160
sure we save this link. The link is in the up there. This is the link right here. Yeah, it's

702
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:10,160
also the link in the fucking URL to so successfully copied. I'm going to paste it in my notes. So

703
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:15,280
we can put it in the notes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.

704
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:21,760
This is exciting, Terry. Yeah, we just created a poll. We're poll boys. We're poll boys. And

705
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:30,080
we can't we're poll. Those are good sandwiches. But we can't use our influence outside of this

706
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:36,880
podcast. Yeah, you're not allowed to talk about this in real life. Only on the podcast,

707
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:42,080
only on the podcast. And if you cheat, you will be shamed because you'll know deep down that you

708
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:50,080
are a shit bag. Wait, isn't that all politicians? Yeah, but we're the exception. We're the exception.

709
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,600
We're better than that. Okay, we're better. Okay, so I have the link in the show notes that and

710
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:59,840
we'll put it on the next episode. Sounds good to me. So that'll be great. Straw poll used to be

711
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:05,760
a way a little bit different than what it is now. Yeah. It used to be like a notepad.

712
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:11,360
And then you just write into the notepad. But now it's like it looks what does it say by pricing?

713
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:18,960
Go to the pricing thing. Oh, what does it mean by pricing? What unlimited polls and

714
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:24,560
participants? It removes ads for you and your friends. What? Really? Are you going to email

715
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:36,000
invites? Pro? Oh, remove branding. Oh, external link to workspace seats. I don't know what that is.

716
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,720
Neither do I. Custom, you can do it like all cool. Anyways, don't look at us anymore.

717
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:44,560
Like make it look like your own thing, but it's not actually yours. Yeah.

718
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:49,040
Yeah. People just trying to get money for it. Okay, we got our own poll. Let me just double

719
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:54,320
check the link here. So I'm going to click on this shit. Does it look like it's still in my

720
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:57,680
I mean, it's still in my cookies. We'll see what I'm just going to do. So you posted in the notes.

721
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:04,000
Yeah. Yeah, here we go, Terry. Yeah, there it is. Like it ends in 68 days, the president of

722
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:07,920
There's No Audience podcast. Okay, so show results, it show results.

723
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:16,960
No one great. Okay, cool. So you can't vote. I can't vote. We can't talk about it unless we're

724
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:21,520
sitting in this room recording on the mic. Should we should we come with the should we like in the

725
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:28,000
next on the final day, like the day leading up to the fifth, we should check we should. So the

726
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:33,840
election is on the fifth, which is a Tuesday normally. Yeah. So should we should we write a

727
01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:39,840
speech? So whoever wins should write a speech. We will look because our podcast comes out on

728
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:46,720
Tuesday. And so the next one will talk about the results and then I and the person who wins gets

729
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:52,560
a dude imagine, imagine this. Imagine that we talk about this. We we we that's a sign that no one's

730
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:58,960
listening if we if not a person this is a huge blow. This is a huge blow to us. No one's fucking

731
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:04,160
listening. Very self esteem is going to go way down if there's no vote. But here's the kicker. The

732
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:09,120
how we have this how we have this podcast, the title is literally in the title is There's No

733
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:15,120
Audience. So if people don't do anything with this, they're actually sticking it to the man,

734
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:19,520
because they're like, there's no audience. So there's no one actually fucking listening to this

735
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:24,320
thing. So we encourage them not to participate. Yeah. So this is the encouragement of not

736
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:28,240
participating. They can write comments. Oh, wait, you can just oh, wait, you could write a comment.

737
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:35,520
You're not voting, but you can write a comment. Like vote for me, bitch. No, no, no, no, no,

738
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:41,200
putting fingers on the scales. That's the rule. Well, and we have to plug it from every week

739
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:46,080
for the next whatever number we should we have. And we'll have it in the link on it. We need to sound

740
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:55,840
where we need to plug it in like a sound. Yeah, like this just in Mike, Mike takes the lead. Mike

741
01:13:55,840 --> 01:14:00,480
Mike's presidential candidate for There's No Audience is now speaking on the podium today.

742
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:06,080
No, I thought you meant like an update every time like and Mike takes a narrow lead over a

743
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:10,640
contestant Terry in a hot contested battle. No, I thought it would be cool like it would be like,

744
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:19,600
you know how like they do this just in, you know, Terry is now talking on to the podium and to his

745
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:23,280
constituents or something like that. You think like every once in a while we have to give a

746
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:29,520
speech, a rally speech, a rally speech. Yeah. And then like every now and when you rally music.

747
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:33,680
So like, oh, what would be really funny rally music?

748
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:40,880
Like you get to choose the song that you want to play for like the rally music.

749
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:49,200
Then you can come out and see what you want. I'm saying that if you want to say I will make this

750
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:55,600
podcast great again, I will move Mike from the seat in front of me to the seat to my left so he

751
01:14:55,600 --> 01:15:03,280
can use the main screen. I'll make him buy everything on this podcast. I will ban all fart clips.

752
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,400
I want to make sure that he does not use Instagram reels ever again.

753
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:12,000
Wait, can you do that ban fart clips? I think we should have some ground rules about what you're

754
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,440
not allowed to do. Are we trying to make this? I feel like we should be restricted to the

755
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:18,960
Constitution of the podcast and in the Constitution, the Constitution of the podcast,

756
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:23,280
we have freedom of speech in America. We have freedom of fart clips and this podcast.

757
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:27,120
So it's like that's a protected right that you always will have is the way the right to play

758
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:32,800
these down like the 10 amendments. Yeah, what are we have? We have to have a bill of rights.

759
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,960
We have to have that. There's no audience podcast bill. Okay, hold on. I'm writing the bill and

760
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:40,560
we'll end it'll be the bill rights will be 10 amendments will be our Constitution bill

761
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:48,080
of rights of our of our Constitution rights and that's the first 10 amendments.

762
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:54,240
So and we'll just have 10 total. Okay, so number one will be.

763
01:15:55,040 --> 01:16:00,640
I would you could write it out like it's like there's no audience podcast shall make no law

764
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:06,320
infringing the right of the people to play fart clips or you know what I mean? You could write

765
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:14,720
it out like that. This is a free fucking world. You know what? On that note, I do. I do. I do.

766
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:21,760
I do. I shall do that. I'm ripping. Oh, man, I got some lingering stank or

767
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:24,560
Jesus. She got fat tits.

768
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:34,320
Holy crap. What am I doing? It's funny. It's funny that this like you're not even logged into that

769
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:40,400
YouTube thing. Oh, just like that's the random. That's just the random. Oh, this is a new super

770
01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:47,760
sit them thing. Are these super sit and video? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

771
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:57,840
The way you make me feel the way you make me feel you really turn me on. Who is it?

772
01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:03,120
Really turn me on and knock him off my feet. No, no.

773
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:08,720
Oh, that's that's a guy that like opens a lot of cases. This one you want? Yeah.

774
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:13,280
It's the newest one. This one you were referring to? That's the one I'm referring to. Yes. Who is

775
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:21,200
this? Oh, me pixel. It's a guy that has like opens like skins and shit. I've never heard of him.

776
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:28,320
Is he a pro? No. He's just a streamer. Big popular guy. Yeah. Never heard of him. You like it?

777
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:40,160
Yeah. I'll see what I it's only two. It's only three minutes. So it's me. We can yes. I'm not

778
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:52,560
kidding. Yes. I'm not kidding. Yes. So I'm coming day and night. It's terrific. Right. So, you know,

779
01:17:52,560 --> 01:18:00,080
I'm in heaven. Yo, what's going on guys? Welcome to this new YouTube video.

780
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:06,080
Yeah, just open these cases. Wait, it's no gameplay. No, there's going to be gameplay probably.

781
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:12,520
the

782
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:22,400
may

783
01:18:23,020 --> 01:18:27,600
watch half

784
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:29,600
That's good.

785
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,600
That's good.

786
01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:34,600
How old are you, my friend?

787
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:36,600
12.

788
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,600
What?

789
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,600
Let him cut.

790
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,600
Let him cut now.

791
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,600
Let him cut.

792
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,600
Let me cook.

793
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,600
Let him cut.

794
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,600
Let him cut.

795
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,600
Let him cut.

796
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:54,600
Let him cut.

797
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,600
Let him cut.

798
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,600
I was inspired to cut.

799
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:19,600
I'm going to have something weird too.

800
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,600
Don't worry.

801
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,600
It will work.

802
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:25,600
I'm not gonna be able to

803
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:30,080
get my skin and shit.

804
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,580
Nice. He really loves after

805
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:33,580
he keeps shooting so many

806
01:19:33,580 --> 01:19:35,580
times. Look at this guy and you

807
01:19:35,580 --> 01:19:37,580
have to write him from one to

808
01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:39,580
ten.

809
01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:41,580
What?

810
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:43,580
He's cute.

811
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:45,580
He gave handsome.

812
01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:47,580
He's handsome.

813
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:49,580
He's handsome.

814
01:19:49,580 --> 01:19:51,580
Jesus Christ.

815
01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:53,580
Jesus Christ.

816
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,580
Jesus Christ.

817
01:19:55,580 --> 01:19:57,580
Jesus Christ.

818
01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,580
Jesus Christ.

819
01:19:59,580 --> 01:20:01,580
Jesus Christ.

820
01:20:01,580 --> 01:20:03,580
Jesus Christ.

821
01:20:03,580 --> 01:20:05,580
Jesus Christ.

822
01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:07,580
Jesus Christ.

823
01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,580
Jesus Christ.

824
01:20:09,580 --> 01:20:11,580
Let me diffuse.

825
01:20:11,580 --> 01:20:13,580
I did all of that work, buddy.

826
01:20:13,580 --> 01:20:15,580
And, and, and.

827
01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:17,580
Yeah.

828
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,580
Give me a rabbit.

829
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,580
Come on.

830
01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:23,580
I like his face.

831
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:25,580
Come on.

832
01:20:25,580 --> 01:20:27,580
Jesus Christ.

833
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:29,580
Jesus Christ.

834
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:31,580
Jesus Christ.

835
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:33,580
Is he doing that?

836
01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:35,580
What's the song, bro?

837
01:20:35,580 --> 01:20:37,580
He's not as good as he once was.

838
01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:39,580
Because that guy was not an

839
01:20:39,580 --> 01:20:41,580
actual player.

840
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:43,580
I know.

841
01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:45,580
They're better when it's actual

842
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:47,580
pros, I feel.

843
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:49,020
decides to load up, I guess.

844
01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:52,020
Just reload this.

845
01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:55,260
My studio browser extension.

846
01:20:55,420 --> 01:20:56,900
Shit. Don't, don't say that, please.

847
01:20:57,100 --> 01:20:57,600
Huh?

848
01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:58,740
Don't say the name of that.

849
01:20:58,940 --> 01:20:59,460
I'm sorry.

850
01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:01,460
You want me to bleep that out?

851
01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:02,260
You didn't say it right.

852
01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:02,860
So it's okay.

853
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:03,820
But I think I did.

854
01:21:04,180 --> 01:21:04,940
I know you didn't.

855
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:05,820
I didn't.

856
01:21:05,820 --> 01:21:06,740
I promise you did not.

857
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:07,300
Are you sure?

858
01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:08,140
I know you didn't.

859
01:21:09,380 --> 01:21:10,980
I didn't correct you because I didn't want you to say it.

860
01:21:11,740 --> 01:21:12,740
Like Olaf shit, like.

861
01:21:13,420 --> 01:21:14,740
Like the old shit dude.

862
01:21:14,740 --> 01:21:15,620
Look how many views.

863
01:21:15,620 --> 01:21:16,820
Five years ago, the boost criminal.

864
01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:17,380
Yeah.

865
01:21:17,860 --> 01:21:18,300
Like.

866
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:21,060
Look at look at Pasha.

867
01:21:21,940 --> 01:21:22,580
Pasha.

868
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:23,860
Or Pasha.

869
01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:24,180
Sorry.

870
01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:24,900
The Pasha.

871
01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:26,860
Like Kenny.

872
01:21:26,900 --> 01:21:28,140
Like all those are in the millions.

873
01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:29,740
These recent ones are just trash.

874
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:31,180
They've been around longer.

875
01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:32,420
So they have more time to get views.

876
01:21:32,860 --> 01:21:33,580
Well, also back.

877
01:21:33,580 --> 01:21:36,260
This is when this is back in the heyday of fucking.

878
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:38,500
It's me, man.

879
01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,020
Uh.

880
01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,700
Me. Superstiton.

881
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:43,020
My shit is laggiest fuck right now.

882
01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:49,180
Right. This is what you want.

883
01:21:56,940 --> 01:21:57,820
We don't know where it is.

884
01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,060
Yep.

885
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,220
Boost criminal.

886
01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:02,980
And then they got banned.

887
01:22:02,980 --> 01:22:14,060
And then they got disqualified for using that, which was stupid.

888
01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:14,940
I miss CS.

889
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:16,140
CS go dude.

890
01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:31,020
The old.

891
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:31,300
Cool.

892
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:34,180
So the old videos and they jump and he puts the little face on

893
01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,980
him like stew and all that's the fun shit.

894
01:22:35,980 --> 01:23:03,980
Yeah.

895
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:07,100
So it's easy. Take too much time to fucking bring out now.

896
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:12,540
Used to used to be not that way.

897
01:23:12,540 --> 01:23:13,580
It used to be hella fast.

898
01:23:13,580 --> 01:23:28,900
No, no, no, no.

899
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:44,940
Yeah.

900
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:45,380
Thanks.

901
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:47,700
All right.

902
01:23:48,060 --> 01:23:49,020
What you got for me, brother?

903
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:49,540
All right, brother.

904
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:52,940
Let's let a rip into a little rip.

905
01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:53,460
Get it?

906
01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:59,780
Cause most of my fucking content is farting.

907
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:00,780
Specific one.

908
01:24:00,780 --> 01:24:01,380
Pacific.

909
01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:02,580
Not a Pacific one.

910
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:03,140
No, I did.

911
01:24:03,140 --> 01:24:03,620
Let a rip.

912
01:24:03,620 --> 01:24:04,500
Instagram real.

913
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:06,020
Just pick one.

914
01:24:06,020 --> 01:24:06,780
Just let it rip.

915
01:24:06,780 --> 01:24:07,660
Let a rip, dude.

916
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:10,660
Are they all literally every single one is fart?

917
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:11,900
Mostly.

918
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:13,940
So mostly or every single one?

919
01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:15,860
About 99% of them are.

920
01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:16,500
So all of them.

921
01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:16,820
Yes.

922
01:24:16,820 --> 01:24:23,820
Fuck.

923
01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:29,820
Wow.

924
01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:36,100
So is that definitely not healthy?

925
01:24:36,100 --> 01:24:39,540
What that is, I think it's just like the cloth of his seat.

926
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:40,620
It's driving that noise.

927
01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:43,580
Or it could be like leather, leather seats.

928
01:24:43,580 --> 01:24:46,700
Leather seats would give you more of a, maybe more of a,

929
01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:48,180
one of those sounds, you know what I'm saying?

930
01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:49,140
Yeah, it could be.

931
01:24:49,140 --> 01:24:50,140
I don't know that.

932
01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:51,860
You want to hear it again?

933
01:24:51,860 --> 01:24:54,380
I like how it starts around the way.

934
01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:55,380
Were you?

935
01:24:55,380 --> 01:24:59,700
I just thought I heard like a car on my stomach.

936
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,300
Is it in the video?

937
01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,700
No, it was outside.

938
01:25:02,700 --> 01:25:03,700
It was?

939
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:04,700
Yeah.

940
01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:05,700
Yeah.

941
01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:06,700
Not in the video.

942
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:07,700
No, I know.

943
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:08,700
That's why I took my headphones off.

944
01:25:08,700 --> 01:25:10,700
It turned off now.

945
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:11,700
Yeah, it's good.

946
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:18,700
Can I just say?

947
01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:19,700
Yeah.

948
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:25,300
I guess, so I guess he's doing it from this angle to get the phone to hear it while also

949
01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:26,300
capturing his face.

950
01:25:26,300 --> 01:25:27,300
Yeah.

951
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,300
It's just an odd angle.

952
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,300
Yeah, I get it.

953
01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:35,300
There's no reaction to his face.

954
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:36,300
Yeah.

955
01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:37,300
Yeah.

956
01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:40,820
I know he's holding it pretty tight there.

957
01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:41,820
His expression?

958
01:25:41,820 --> 01:25:45,100
Yeah, yeah, his expression is not anything.

959
01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:46,100
It's pretty tight.

960
01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:47,100
All right, here we go.

961
01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:48,100
Keep going.

962
01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:49,100
Is it a dog?

963
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,540
Oh, dude, I was a dog.

964
01:25:51,540 --> 01:25:53,020
I saw a dog.

965
01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,020
Rip ass?

966
01:25:54,020 --> 01:25:55,900
If any of the pops on my YouTube, maybe I'll pull it up for you.

967
01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:59,820
This is all dog farts.

968
01:25:59,820 --> 01:26:00,820
You played this before?

969
01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:06,340
It's a compilation of farts.

970
01:26:06,340 --> 01:26:13,340
I remember this one.

971
01:26:13,340 --> 01:26:19,660
Oh, God.

972
01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:28,300
Come on, go eat.

973
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:31,620
Come on.

974
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:35,620
Oh my God.

975
01:26:35,620 --> 01:26:48,820
It's like a weed wacker.

976
01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:51,900
I'm trying to shit.

977
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:53,900
It looks like weed wacker.

978
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:58,300
I played this one too.

979
01:26:58,300 --> 01:26:59,300
Oh.

980
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:02,300
Why are you doing this?

981
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:13,740
I'm going to, I think I can find a video that I was watching.

982
01:27:13,740 --> 01:27:15,660
It just popped up and I clicked on it.

983
01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:16,660
I shouldn't have clicked on it.

984
01:27:16,660 --> 01:27:20,140
Now it's forever in my history, which is good actually.

985
01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:26,940
All right, now I can get data from every podcast directory and apps such as Apple Podcasts

986
01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:30,900
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987
01:27:30,900 --> 01:27:32,500
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988
01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:35,900
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989
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:38,140
I don't think it was too long.

990
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:39,140
You suck.

991
01:27:39,140 --> 01:27:48,140
Okay, here you go.

992
01:27:48,140 --> 01:27:50,140
Okay.

993
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:56,900
There's a cat over there.

994
01:27:56,900 --> 01:28:16,900
I let it play because I knew the payoff was so good.

995
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:17,900
That dog.

996
01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:18,900
It sounds like a shit over there.

997
01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:19,900
That dog.

998
01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:20,900
That dog 100% efficient.

999
01:28:20,900 --> 01:28:27,860
They labeled the video biggest loudest wet dog fart sound ever.

1000
01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:29,100
I think that's a shit.

1001
01:28:29,100 --> 01:28:30,100
That's a shit.

1002
01:28:30,100 --> 01:28:31,900
That dog took a shit.

1003
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:32,900
Oh.

1004
01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:39,580
Like there's no way that's not.

1005
01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:40,580
That's a shit.

1006
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:41,580
Like it's wet too.

1007
01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:42,580
That's a shit.

1008
01:28:42,580 --> 01:28:43,580
It's pretty insane.

1009
01:28:43,580 --> 01:28:50,540
Can I just say that this thing right here with the Dalmatian was insanely, its butt gets

1010
01:28:50,540 --> 01:28:51,540
opened up.

1011
01:28:51,540 --> 01:28:52,540
Watch this.

1012
01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:58,140
It's like the butt's right in the camera.

1013
01:28:58,140 --> 01:28:59,660
It's just like a big whip of air.

1014
01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:01,660
Come on, go eat.

1015
01:29:01,660 --> 01:29:02,660
Come on.

1016
01:29:02,660 --> 01:29:03,660
This one's pretty funny.

1017
01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:04,660
I like this one.

1018
01:29:04,660 --> 01:29:05,660
Okay.

1019
01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:06,660
Oh, God.

1020
01:29:06,660 --> 01:29:15,460
Yeah, I just want to let you know about 90% of those are fart videos.

1021
01:29:15,460 --> 01:29:16,460
So everyone but one.

1022
01:29:16,460 --> 01:29:22,460
Yeah, the last one.

1023
01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:28,820
So the video that I played, that one, doesn't that remind you of that sound clip I have

1024
01:29:28,820 --> 01:29:34,180
with all the farts at the end where it's like shooting it in the toilet?

1025
01:29:34,180 --> 01:29:41,180
Yeah, a little bit.

1026
01:29:41,180 --> 01:29:44,180
Fart.

1027
01:29:44,180 --> 01:29:47,500
Oh, is this it?

1028
01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:48,500
Whole fart sounds.

1029
01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:51,500
Yeah, this is it.

1030
01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:52,500
Yeah.

1031
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:53,500
This one.

1032
01:29:53,500 --> 01:30:03,860
Doesn't that sound a lot like a dog?

1033
01:30:03,860 --> 01:30:05,740
You know what it sounds like?

1034
01:30:05,740 --> 01:30:08,180
What's that video that?

1035
01:30:08,180 --> 01:30:10,540
It's gonna have that same wet sound to it.

1036
01:30:10,540 --> 01:30:12,540
I can smell it.

1037
01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:16,780
Are you sure that's just not you and your own nastiness?

1038
01:30:16,780 --> 01:30:20,380
No, I mean like in my mind I can smell what I think that would smell like if it were me

1039
01:30:20,380 --> 01:30:22,380
making the noise.

1040
01:30:22,380 --> 01:30:24,700
Okay, let's go away from that.

1041
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:25,700
That's great.

1042
01:30:25,700 --> 01:30:29,780
That's like the one view that Drew showed us.

1043
01:30:29,780 --> 01:30:36,660
It was like, oh yeah, it's like farting on the roommate's door or something like that.

1044
01:30:36,660 --> 01:30:37,660
Hold on.

1045
01:30:37,660 --> 01:30:39,180
Okay, here we go.

1046
01:30:39,180 --> 01:30:40,460
Next one.

1047
01:30:40,460 --> 01:30:43,580
If there was a page dedicated to farting videos.

1048
01:30:43,580 --> 01:30:44,580
Okay.

1049
01:30:44,580 --> 01:30:48,580
Oh no, she's going for it.

1050
01:30:48,580 --> 01:30:51,580
It's not real.

1051
01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:54,580
It's not real.

1052
01:30:54,580 --> 01:31:01,260
Look up.

1053
01:31:01,260 --> 01:31:03,660
Can you pause this?

1054
01:31:03,660 --> 01:31:07,780
After you do this, look up.

1055
01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:10,580
King ass ripper.

1056
01:31:10,580 --> 01:31:17,820
Oh, I think it's the, no, no, it's a fart on my roommate's door.

1057
01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:18,820
Ha ha ha.

1058
01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:20,820
That's what it's called.

1059
01:31:20,820 --> 01:31:27,820
No, I don't, yeah, I don't know.

1060
01:31:27,820 --> 01:31:30,820
Oh shit.

1061
01:31:30,820 --> 01:31:32,340
That's it, right?

1062
01:31:32,340 --> 01:31:33,340
That's it, yeah.

1063
01:31:33,340 --> 01:31:34,340
Okay, here we go.

1064
01:31:34,340 --> 01:31:58,180
Jesus Christ.

1065
01:31:58,180 --> 01:31:59,820
That one makes me want to play that song again.

1066
01:31:59,820 --> 01:32:01,220
Like I'm shitting on the company's dime.

1067
01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:02,220
Oh yeah, we can play it.

1068
01:32:02,220 --> 01:32:12,220
She's holding on to vape.

1069
01:32:12,220 --> 01:32:14,220
Go to the toilet.

1070
01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:20,220
Is he in a classroom?

1071
01:32:20,220 --> 01:32:21,220
Yeah.

1072
01:32:21,220 --> 01:32:33,220
That's not real.

1073
01:32:33,220 --> 01:32:46,580
That's, that's a, yeah.

1074
01:32:46,580 --> 01:32:50,180
The ones in the stall, the girl and the boy.

1075
01:32:50,180 --> 01:32:51,180
That was a real.

1076
01:32:51,180 --> 01:32:54,060
Yeah, but I've, you know how I know Terry?

1077
01:32:54,060 --> 01:32:55,340
Because you've done it?

1078
01:32:55,340 --> 01:32:58,260
No, because like I hear them, I hear that all the time at work.

1079
01:32:58,260 --> 01:33:01,380
Like that's, I work like around a bunch of dudes.

1080
01:33:01,380 --> 01:33:03,380
You want to try one?

1081
01:33:03,380 --> 01:33:04,380
No.

1082
01:33:04,380 --> 01:33:06,780
Okay, you want me to put this video first or keep for the clips?

1083
01:33:06,780 --> 01:33:10,380
Oh, keep with my clips and then play that one last.

1084
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:15,940
Oh, it's the people who record in the store or is it different?

1085
01:33:15,940 --> 01:33:17,660
It's a new guy.

1086
01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:18,660
Oh yeah.

1087
01:33:18,660 --> 01:33:19,660
Bless you, Charlie.

1088
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:20,660
Bless you, child.

1089
01:33:20,660 --> 01:33:21,660
Is that what she said?

1090
01:33:21,660 --> 01:33:22,660
Right.

1091
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:23,660
She said bless you, child.

1092
01:33:23,660 --> 01:33:26,660
I just want to let you know, these are not real fart sounds.

1093
01:33:26,660 --> 01:33:30,660
He's using that cup to make that farting noise, I think.

1094
01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:34,660
I just got a little thing and then he blows into it or something.

1095
01:33:34,660 --> 01:33:35,660
Yeah.

1096
01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:36,660
Bless you, Charlie.

1097
01:33:36,660 --> 01:33:37,660
Yeah.

1098
01:33:37,660 --> 01:33:40,660
I toot, I tooted on accident.

1099
01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:41,660
That's alright.

1100
01:33:41,660 --> 01:33:42,660
I do it all the time.

1101
01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:43,660
All the time.

1102
01:33:43,660 --> 01:33:44,660
He's already blows back into it.

1103
01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:45,660
It's making a noise in that thing.

1104
01:33:45,660 --> 01:33:49,660
Yeah, that's okay.

1105
01:33:49,660 --> 01:33:51,660
I do it all the time.

1106
01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:53,660
Yeah, shout out to that lady.

1107
01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,660
So that's an honest person right there.

1108
01:33:55,660 --> 01:33:57,660
That lady, she's like, hey man, it's all good.

1109
01:33:57,660 --> 01:33:58,660
We're human.

1110
01:33:58,660 --> 01:34:00,660
Yeah, we do all the time.

1111
01:34:00,660 --> 01:34:03,660
Oh, we got one of the black guys singing at the end there.

1112
01:34:03,660 --> 01:34:06,660
Top eight crazy farts.

1113
01:34:06,660 --> 01:34:10,660
And welcome back to your top charts of farts.

1114
01:34:10,660 --> 01:34:13,660
Top charts of farts.

1115
01:34:13,660 --> 01:34:16,660
I'm enjoying married life.

1116
01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:21,660
Oh, you missed it.

1117
01:34:21,660 --> 01:34:23,660
I'm getting lucky tonight.

1118
01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:25,660
Go ahead.

1119
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:27,660
She goes, alright.

1120
01:34:27,660 --> 01:34:33,660
What are we going to do later?

1121
01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:35,660
Hey, what's up?

1122
01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:45,660
Why are you like this?

1123
01:34:45,660 --> 01:34:48,660
Why are you like this?

1124
01:34:48,660 --> 01:34:51,660
To just sack, to have to bug the people fart in this.

1125
01:34:51,660 --> 01:34:53,660
This is such beautiful humanity right here.

1126
01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:56,660
Like this is an example of our higher being.

1127
01:34:56,660 --> 01:34:57,660
So like this is beautiful.

1128
01:34:57,660 --> 01:35:00,660
Why are you like this is humanity right here in an unshow.

1129
01:35:00,660 --> 01:35:02,660
This is why we are beautiful people.

1130
01:35:02,660 --> 01:35:10,660
Oh, no.

1131
01:35:10,660 --> 01:35:14,660
I just want to say that one is excellent.

1132
01:35:14,660 --> 01:35:15,660
That was so good.

1133
01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:22,660
We're in the kids face.

1134
01:35:22,660 --> 01:35:24,660
His lap.

1135
01:35:24,660 --> 01:35:26,660
I got a baby here.

1136
01:35:26,660 --> 01:35:27,660
Baby's birthday.

1137
01:35:27,660 --> 01:35:29,660
Maybe.

1138
01:35:29,660 --> 01:35:33,660
Maybe the hair looks like mine.

1139
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:35,660
This is the same guy.

1140
01:35:35,660 --> 01:35:37,660
I think it's a wonderful grandma.

1141
01:35:37,660 --> 01:35:40,660
Why does he shake his leg like that's weird?

1142
01:35:40,660 --> 01:35:43,660
Don't want to step on the hose here.

1143
01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:49,660
Sorry.

1144
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:58,660
Oh, no.

1145
01:35:58,660 --> 01:36:08,660
That's so insane.

1146
01:36:08,660 --> 01:36:10,660
That is so insane.

1147
01:36:10,660 --> 01:36:16,660
Tell them what happened.

1148
01:36:16,660 --> 01:36:17,660
Oh my God.

1149
01:36:17,660 --> 01:36:18,660
Go for it.

1150
01:36:18,660 --> 01:36:21,660
So it's like a.

1151
01:36:21,660 --> 01:36:22,660
Let me start a big one.

1152
01:36:22,660 --> 01:36:23,660
It's a breather.

1153
01:36:23,660 --> 01:36:25,660
Yeah, it's a guy at his grandma's house and he's like saying,

1154
01:36:25,660 --> 01:36:28,660
I'm going to go get him.

1155
01:36:28,660 --> 01:36:31,660
And she's got like oxygen tubes on her nose like so it helped her breathe.

1156
01:36:31,660 --> 01:36:34,660
And the tubes are kind of long and they go a little bit farther away to like the machine.

1157
01:36:34,660 --> 01:36:36,660
And he farts right in front of the intake on the machine.

1158
01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:50,660
And so then it shoots the fart smell right into her nose from like down the hallway.

1159
01:36:50,660 --> 01:36:52,660
It's just a tiny little delay.

1160
01:36:52,660 --> 01:36:54,660
And then she realizes it.

1161
01:36:54,660 --> 01:36:56,660
The fart line is just him.

1162
01:36:56,660 --> 01:36:57,660
I think he's called the fart line.

1163
01:36:57,660 --> 01:36:58,660
I think it's just him.

1164
01:36:58,660 --> 01:36:59,660
The fart land.

1165
01:36:59,660 --> 01:37:00,660
Yeah.

1166
01:37:00,660 --> 01:37:02,660
Another song from weird bars.

1167
01:37:02,660 --> 01:37:03,660
Yes.

1168
01:37:03,660 --> 01:37:04,660
The rise guy.

1169
01:37:04,660 --> 01:37:07,660
I think his name is rise.

1170
01:37:07,660 --> 01:37:08,660
Hell yeah.

1171
01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:10,660
I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club.

1172
01:37:10,660 --> 01:37:12,660
Can't even get in.

1173
01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:15,660
But I didn't have no money to spend up again.

1174
01:37:15,660 --> 01:37:20,660
So I just went home to binge watch friends.

1175
01:37:20,660 --> 01:37:21,660
Let go.

1176
01:37:21,660 --> 01:37:24,660
Let's go.

1177
01:37:24,660 --> 01:37:25,660
Let's go.

1178
01:37:25,660 --> 01:37:27,660
I'm feeling on my butt because the dog put his teeth in my cheeks and my cheeks in my cheeks.

1179
01:37:27,660 --> 01:37:28,660
I was at your grandma house.

1180
01:37:28,660 --> 01:37:29,660
Look at the door window.

1181
01:37:29,660 --> 01:37:30,660
Yep.

1182
01:37:30,660 --> 01:37:31,660
I was trying to get a sneak peek.

1183
01:37:31,660 --> 01:37:32,660
I wear blazers under tank tops.

1184
01:37:32,660 --> 01:37:33,660
Whoa.

1185
01:37:33,660 --> 01:37:34,660
I shot a brick trying to shoot a bank shot.

1186
01:37:34,660 --> 01:37:35,660
I make a fart noise when they squat.

1187
01:37:35,660 --> 01:37:36,660
And a hootie.

1188
01:37:36,660 --> 01:37:37,660
Not a maybop.

1189
01:37:37,660 --> 01:37:39,660
All you gotta know is when I gotta go, then I gotta go.

1190
01:37:39,660 --> 01:37:40,660
Because the diarrhea is gonna flow.

1191
01:37:40,660 --> 01:37:41,660
It'd be sticking to my pants.

1192
01:37:41,660 --> 01:37:42,660
I'm gonna be washing my hands when I wipe.

1193
01:37:42,660 --> 01:37:43,660
Got my hands and get face-lighting.

1194
01:37:43,660 --> 01:37:44,660
Yeah man.

1195
01:37:44,660 --> 01:37:45,660
I ran for a day.

1196
01:37:45,660 --> 01:37:46,660
They be trying to beat me up.

1197
01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:47,660
She was 500 pounds.

1198
01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:51,660
I kissed a giraffe said fuck her up, pull up to the club and dump her truck.

1199
01:37:51,660 --> 01:37:55,660
I'm in your house on your couch.

1200
01:37:55,660 --> 01:37:57,660
I scare my neighbors.

1201
01:37:57,660 --> 01:38:01,660
I'm in your house on your couch.

1202
01:38:01,660 --> 01:38:02,660
Yeah.

1203
01:38:02,660 --> 01:38:05,660
I'm sleeping like a motherfucker.

1204
01:38:05,660 --> 01:38:07,660
Hell yeah.

1205
01:38:07,660 --> 01:38:11,660
This guy actually now that I think about it reminds me a lot of the vibe of that other shit we found.

1206
01:38:11,660 --> 01:38:12,660
Oh, obscured vinyls?

1207
01:38:12,660 --> 01:38:13,660
Yeah.

1208
01:38:13,660 --> 01:38:15,660
Like where they'd make a hella fucking vulgar lyrics.

1209
01:38:15,660 --> 01:38:17,660
Like I'm shitin' on the company's dime.

1210
01:38:17,660 --> 01:38:18,660
Like that was-

1211
01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:21,660
Did you play that when you went to the bathroom?

1212
01:38:21,660 --> 01:38:22,660
When you were at your job?

1213
01:38:22,660 --> 01:38:23,660
No.

1214
01:38:23,660 --> 01:38:24,660
You should.

1215
01:38:24,660 --> 01:38:25,660
Why?

1216
01:38:25,660 --> 01:38:26,660
Because that's what you're doing.

1217
01:38:26,660 --> 01:38:29,660
Wanna see what James said?

1218
01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:30,660
Yeah I do.

1219
01:38:30,660 --> 01:38:33,660
What did you say about the song?

1220
01:38:33,660 --> 01:38:35,660
Well, I'll show you.

1221
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,660
Oh, I'm absolutely-

1222
01:38:37,660 --> 01:38:41,660
Ow, I just hit myself with a nut.

1223
01:38:41,660 --> 01:38:43,660
This is what it is right here.

1224
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:50,660
I sent him the track right here and this is what he said.

1225
01:38:50,660 --> 01:38:53,660
Last week, when I sent it to him.

1226
01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:54,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1227
01:38:54,660 --> 01:38:56,660
So after he sent it to him, he goes,

1228
01:38:56,660 --> 01:38:57,660
laugh my ass off.

1229
01:38:57,660 --> 01:39:04,660
That's why I talk about Thursday nights so I can have a nice long one on Friday.

1230
01:39:04,660 --> 01:39:05,660
That's what he said.

1231
01:39:05,660 --> 01:39:07,660
Hell yeah.

1232
01:39:07,660 --> 01:39:09,660
I wonder if he listened to any other songs.

1233
01:39:09,660 --> 01:39:10,660
I told him to.

1234
01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:11,660
I don't know if he did or not.

1235
01:39:11,660 --> 01:39:14,660
Yeah, I see there's like gum drops in that.

1236
01:39:14,660 --> 01:39:16,660
Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

1237
01:39:16,660 --> 01:39:18,660
Appreciate it though.

1238
01:39:18,660 --> 01:39:19,660
Pretty good.

1239
01:39:19,660 --> 01:39:21,660
Romance door.

1240
01:39:21,660 --> 01:39:31,660
Did you see it?

1241
01:39:31,660 --> 01:39:55,660
Oh, God.

1242
01:39:55,660 --> 01:39:58,660
This is this is juice video on YouTube.

1243
01:39:58,660 --> 01:40:00,660
I mean, it's it's tremendous.

1244
01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:03,660
Oh, it's not even that popular.

1245
01:40:03,660 --> 01:40:05,660
Like it's really not.

1246
01:40:05,660 --> 01:40:07,660
It's not the original one.

1247
01:40:07,660 --> 01:40:10,660
Oh.

1248
01:40:10,660 --> 01:40:15,660
Yeah.

1249
01:40:15,660 --> 01:40:17,660
Yeah.

1250
01:40:17,660 --> 01:40:19,660
It's pretty great.

1251
01:40:19,660 --> 01:40:34,660
Yeah.

1252
01:40:34,660 --> 01:40:37,660
Yeah.

1253
01:40:37,660 --> 01:40:41,660
I know it's just a problem.

1254
01:40:41,660 --> 01:40:44,660
I'll just delete it from my history.

1255
01:40:44,660 --> 01:40:47,660
I don't know does a.

1256
01:40:47,660 --> 01:40:50,660
Does YouTube I don't think YouTube changes your algorithm on

1257
01:40:50,660 --> 01:40:53,660
recommended videos based on.

1258
01:40:53,660 --> 01:40:55,660
They do it based on your watch history.

1259
01:40:55,660 --> 01:40:57,660
Not based on your actual history.

1260
01:40:57,660 --> 01:41:00,660
So like if you want to like get rid of something you have to in

1261
01:41:00,660 --> 01:41:03,660
your recommended you have to be like this and go.

1262
01:41:03,660 --> 01:41:04,660
You don't recommend channel.

1263
01:41:04,660 --> 01:41:05,660
You're not interested.

1264
01:41:05,660 --> 01:41:08,660
That's how you change the like if you do like watch it a couple

1265
01:41:08,660 --> 01:41:10,660
more times you'll get some far videos.

1266
01:41:10,660 --> 01:41:11,660
Yeah, I know.

1267
01:41:11,660 --> 01:41:12,660
Whoa.

1268
01:41:12,660 --> 01:41:15,660
Tactical rabbi two hours ago.

1269
01:41:15,660 --> 01:41:18,660
Red Bull slam Sergio Perez piazzare broken rib.

1270
01:41:18,660 --> 01:41:19,660
What do you do?

1271
01:41:19,660 --> 01:41:20,660
I didn't hear about this.

1272
01:41:20,660 --> 01:41:22,660
What did Sergio Perez do?

1273
01:41:22,660 --> 01:41:23,660
Nothing.

1274
01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:26,660
Because he sucks one second slower.

1275
01:41:26,660 --> 01:41:31,660
Um.

1276
01:41:31,660 --> 01:41:32,660
What's up?

1277
01:41:32,660 --> 01:41:33,660
I'm saying.

1278
01:41:33,660 --> 01:41:34,660
All right guys.

1279
01:41:34,660 --> 01:41:35,660
Welcome to Florida.

1280
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One news two weeks to the day until the Dutch gone pre rebel of

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decide one two weeks from now.

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Hell yeah.

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Sergio Perez will stay after the summer break, but it doesn't

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sound like they will like convinced it's actually the right

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decision.

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And the next week.

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We'll be right back.

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Make a prompt for the picture, please.

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What should we do?

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What does it say?

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You want title?

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Yeah, what's the title?

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It's in there.

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We're banging up Terry's nuts.

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What did I say?

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Oh no, Terry acts Terry's nuts.

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Randomly select my balls.

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Just put like a TSA line.

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TSA line touching touching my balls. Yeah, look TSA line someone's touching my balls

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No, we don't want people member that does bad people TSA line at the airport with

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Scanning machines or something like that while touching no while touching balls no Terry

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Yeah, while touching balls TSA line at the air while touching balls TSA line while touching balls

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Yes, I'm the airport please

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With ball touching

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Yeah, ball touching. Okay, let's do it. It gets us

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Thanks for stopping and if these numbers are actually true surely there's no way that he can keep I kind of just say something I

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I think he's saying good because I have a Netflix

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You know because we were talking about it for a shot in Joe Brogan

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I was I started the newest season of Dr. Survived just I hadn't watched it

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Yeah, and it's really like not that entertaining once you like actually watch it live during the season

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It's really like the way they try to spin like the stupid storylines is like dumb. Yeah. Yeah, okay

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He's saying he's saying that Red Bulls one second slower

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No, I think he's saying

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Sergio is one second slower than Max. I don't know that's what they're saying

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Subscribe if you're new as always firstly on the Audi side a bit of driving market update here really Nicole Gumburg

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Of course is signed with Salba. They're gonna become Audi and he basically says like they signed me over guys with wins

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Guys with better stats that said something about my performance. We're telling you's fair

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And then we don't really know who that is actually going to be no clear favorite is the current understanding for who is teammate

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Who's Gabriel Bortoletto?

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Including I would say Paris is not entirely impossible if I think Paris goes to that

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Red Bull, you know, you've got I think Paris goes and then they bring up realistically the only one

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I should go to Audi Salba and that might even make a bit of sense

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I don't necessarily like it, but they might at least consider the possibility if Paris was to go now

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The issue for Paris is possibly if they don't get rid of him now, but instead they get rid of

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They were commenting at Lando and Oscar on their plans for the summer break

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And it was pretty interesting to hear Oscar say that I've been slightly broken for the last few weeks

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I nobody really know what he meant at the time and this video was up

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You didn't get into any car accidents

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However today he said the following first part of the season done first gone pre-victory first broken bone

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Rib is enjoying the break now. This was not known about

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Oh, no

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Piazzari put this out and we can actually see the full image right here Oscar Piazzari date that this was taken on the 8th of July

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So this is UK way around so for those in the US because Oscar's birthday is the 6th of April rather than the 4th of June

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So this is done as 6th of the month and then therefore this will be 8th of the month

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So this was not on the 7th of August as in a couple of days ago

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This was actually last month on the 8th of July if I'm understanding correctly

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Damn, so you drove through the pain driving with a broken rib? What a baller

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When did he win what race did he win again? Mm-hmm

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Hungry mm-hmm. You want hungry? Yes. Did he have this a hungry? That'd be crazy

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Yeah, the rib on the left-hand side so pretty remarkable stuff here and

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There's been you know people wondering why because that was two weeks before his first Grand Prix win in Hungary

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That's you know because as we say he won. Well, you didn't any accidents or anything

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I wonder if it was like he was playing a sport or something or like training maybe and hurt himself training or fell

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Okay, let's do the Paris. I want to hear the Paris and

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Figure out the problems later that doesn't work for most drivers even drivers like Charlotte Claire

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They're like the car to be on the nose and having you know oversteer rather than understeer even you know

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Alex Albon is another driver who's similar ish

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But the Stappen is to an extreme level and that means that when you design a car for the Stappen in the Stappen's

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Prevences because he's the number one driver it makes things challenging for his well compatriots in the car

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Especially for someone that actually doesn't have that style in the first place. So this is why

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Wachey is talking about the drivability of the car and the upgrades have hurt Paris to some degree

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But obviously it's not just about the car. It's also about the performance of the driver in the car

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So Paul Monahan we talked about some of his quotes yesterday wasn't like for something like some more of a pointy nose

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Because he can solve all the problems and this type of stuff. He was also commenting on max's tone

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Right, let's not forget what happened during the Hungarian Grand Prix

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And he says max has said a pretty high bar for himself as well as us last year and races this year

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He's reached a level that others have thus far yet to match and as such if he feels like we are not attaining that high bar

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We can expect those type of comments

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I don't have a strong view on how he presents it to us whether the tone is pleasant or unpleasant

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Look at it as if he is sensing that we are not getting the most out of ourselves as a team

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If he didn't say anything would it push us to do anything differently? Maybe maybe not

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So his point is that what Verstappen is saying is true and fair the way he says it is a matter for debate

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But um, it's not like he's talking about Paris like you know max

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The average will show up as a number eventually he says so obviously saying that Paris is pretty good

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But he's no Verstappen and talking about how the car is competitive, but other cars have called top exception. See I told you Terry

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What said no people a TSA line is going to get us people

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That's actually pretty cool. Look at the people's faces

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This guy over here is creepy as shit this guy has no face

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This person has a head that's all fucked up

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No, that's a parrot can we use this why not? It's like creeping anybody out. Okay, most people are just going to see it as a TSA line

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Fair point. Okay

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we'll do

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To etc this though was the interesting part saying how Verstappen is half a tenth per corner faster

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Interesting way to analyze right because we often talk about lap time delta right?

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We talk about this driver is you know two tenths of lap or three tenths of lap faster than their kind of teammate as it were

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But some laps are longer than others right and this is why a two tenth gap around Austria

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Is probably near enough equivalent to like you know a three and a half four tenth gap around something like spa

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Because it's a much longer track now to be fair some of the track is a straight and on a straight

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You just put your foot down right there's no real skill

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There's always a bit of skill in fast corners because let's say you're flat around a corner

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I think that's what they're saying was that that Paris is a second behind max

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Uh on average or something

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I think that's the whole title. I'm having some like

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So uh planet f1 is stating there's there there's like predicting every move. They're just predicting f1 drivers next move

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Obviously, it's not like it could happen, but they're saying for like uh

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McLaren

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Lando Norris will probably move to Red Bull

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And then oscar might leave the sport

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Right

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I don't know why

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Who the fuck is saying this?

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Uh planet f1

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Who the fuck is that?

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Uh website

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They seem like they're not very

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They're renowned but

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Why they seem like they're saying stupid dumb shit

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Yeah, well, they're just saying like

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This is obviously not gonna happen

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All things are good, blah blah blah career look if he stays for a decade onwards that

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May be a move to a team on the grid. They're just saying like he might leave the sport

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He might not be

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Piazzaro would be a one team man before leaving the sport

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So he might just stay with them. Oh, these are just like predictions. This is that's stupid and then uh

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Lewis will leave he'll retire if the

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Ferrari's f1 car is not competitive in 2026

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Uh, Russell will probably move to Williams

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After he ended at the end of his career at the end of his career

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First happen says that he will move to another series or Mercedes if red bulls uncompetitive in 2026

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Paris were part of retire

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Uh, Ricardo or power is higher. So no to my move to uh, Aston Martin after 2026

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Alex albon will go to Alpine

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Ugh

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And Logan sergeant will move to a different series. That's certain. Yeah

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Sargeants leaving at the end of the year because they already announced their lineup Williams. Yeah

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I'm surprised that signs signed with Williams

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Unless he unless he knows something that we don't know. No, this is only fucking choice

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He didn't want to he can go to he could have gone to Audi

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Okay, so what's worse than Audi nothing so Williams is better than Audi

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Well, well, what does the driver standing say?

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right

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The the drivers uh, the constructor standing

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Alpine Audi is last Terry. They have no points

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True. Oh my bad. Yeah, you're right. Sorry

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That's why

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McLaren is gonna be fucking

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My McLaren is gonna get the constructors

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Norse is only

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78 points behind max

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This is not good for me. He's not gonna win the driver. So who? Lando

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He's not good enough

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Lando. Yeah, if the Mercedes if the uh, if the McLaren car keeps the pace while it's doing now

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That he could definitely win it

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No, he can't how he sucks

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Lando. Yeah, he does not suck Terry

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The McLaren is a better car than the Red Bull and he still is placing behind max the last couple races

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He's not gonna catch him if he keeps placing behind him

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I don't know about that dude. He finished the first half of the season like

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After max had shitty races. He's still finished behind max. You're never gonna win that way. He beat he beat max in Hungary

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But not in spa and max had to start 11th

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If you can't beat max when he starts 11th, you're not gonna win the world championship

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I think he had something on like when he went to the gravel

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Who who drove the car into the gravel Lando?

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You're never gonna win if you do shit like that. That's my point. You're right. He's not a fucking

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Championship caliber guy it seems actually right here. It says

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Lando's pin points three f1 20 f12 24 regrets

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He would change in the first step in title battle letting oscar win lando reflects

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Uh, let's see

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Uh, he's made in Miami

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Uh, he's made in win. What about it? Hold on. He regrets that

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Uh, mclaren dominance f1 20 i received so max red bull mclaren and norris of both christs as for losing a potential victories with

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Dravers poor start from pole position in spain considered the most glaring miss opportunity

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However, norris has highlighted the races in canada britain. Hungry are ones he would like to

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Back like to go back in time to change

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So

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So he sucks at starting a race

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So if you want to be a world champion, you got to be better at starting races more consistent. It's not complicated. She folks

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simple shit

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This day one shit

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Download thank you

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For fuck sakes perfect sakes

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Oh, there's more it's more predictions pierre gas that goes to haas

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uh

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Estaban alkan moves to a different estaban estaban alkan moves to a different sport. Uh, he no he went to haas. Yeah

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01:53:56,180 --> 01:53:59,700
He went to haas. Yeah, but after haas. What is haas haas

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01:54:00,260 --> 01:54:02,580
Who's the brisers? Who's the racers?

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01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:07,700
Who's it haas and who else? I mean, uh, fucking estaban. It's

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Oh bareman. It's bareman all over that's right. That's right

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Stroll who doesn't who how about this who doesn't have a team

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Set for next year yet. I think

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Mercedes we don't know their second. Nobody knows. I think antena is going to

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um

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Some Mercedes we don't have it confirmed. It's gonna be george and antena. They probably sober. It's not confirmed

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No one knows going there. Who else would they're thinking that it might be both

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Uh, valteri still staying with uh, but it's just those two everyone else is confirmed

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Alpine Alpine hasn't confirmed the second seat not gas gas in somebody else. Well, the thing and it might be that

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Uh

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Oh gack doing yeah, yeah, that's right. No, I think he did confirm maybe I think I saw confirmation. Yeah, I don't know

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Does it does it give you the uh

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Oh, it doesn't tell you like who's who's in the next spots. Yeah, rb is the same rb is the same not

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Williams is the same. Well, I mean, we know

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Well, it's not the same

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Williams we know williams is for are we know

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uh

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Albon and science as the mark the same

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So it's just celebrate and Mercedes. It's not locked and

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nv carb

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No, we know for rb

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Let's speak carb is rb. Yeah, we know we don't know that yet because they confirmed it. They confirmed the same the same

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officially

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Yeah, you know what else is official terry my dick pairs is staying for the second half of season officially

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I'll believe when I see it. I think he gets canned. I hope he gets canned

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That's just my

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That's just my

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assumption. I like pairs, but he's ever since

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Ever since last year when he started off really well, and then shit the bed and then started shitting the bed after spa

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He got second last year, didn't he? Yeah, but he started shitting the bed after spa and barely won it barely won it behind

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uh

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Was it maxi boy?

1500
01:56:13,940 --> 01:56:18,260
Oh, no what i'm saying as in like hamilton. Yeah the claire who is third. I can't remember

1501
01:56:20,580 --> 01:56:27,460
What outie f1 linked with shook f1 2025 move an indy card what shook what shook

1502
01:56:28,500 --> 01:56:36,820
Shock sorry outie f1 linked with shock f1 2025 move from an indy car driver mid mclaren lawsuit

1503
01:56:37,860 --> 01:56:39,860
Uh-oh, what's happening?

1504
01:56:39,860 --> 01:56:41,380
Uh-huh

1505
01:56:41,380 --> 01:56:46,900
It's happening. What's happening? What's happening though? Um, it seems former mclaren man alex

1506
01:56:48,020 --> 01:56:48,900
polu

1507
01:56:48,900 --> 01:56:52,820
Hey alex polu. Yeah, um is on outie f1 radar

1508
01:56:54,500 --> 01:57:00,260
Science decision to move the wind came with a huge blow to outie after number number two target estaban

1509
01:57:01,140 --> 01:57:06,340
Khan decided also overlooked the german manufacturer to move from alpinta ferrari's

1510
01:57:06,340 --> 01:57:12,900
Customer haas for next season outie has announced significant high-level management changes over the recent weeks

1511
01:57:13,460 --> 01:57:15,620
with former ferrari team principal

1512
01:57:16,500 --> 01:57:21,380
I forgot how to pronounce his name matia banati matia matia banato. Yeah

1513
01:57:22,180 --> 01:57:30,740
Uh hired to the dual role of chief operating and chief technical officer banato is appointed as a replacement from a former mclaren boss

1514
01:57:31,380 --> 01:57:32,340
uh

1515
01:57:32,340 --> 01:57:37,540
Andres salda salda salda saldi whatever whatever but it doesn't matter. Um

1516
01:57:38,580 --> 01:57:42,500
I had something in my head that was about f1, but I forgot

1517
01:57:43,540 --> 01:57:45,540
It was not important, but

1518
01:57:46,660 --> 01:57:49,060
Kind of important not really

1519
01:57:54,340 --> 01:57:56,340
I'm trying to think if

1520
01:57:56,340 --> 01:58:04,020
I'm trying to think of like anything. What do I need to do again to win? The constructors?

1521
01:58:05,940 --> 01:58:07,940
What did we pick mclaren and ms ades?

1522
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:13,700
Yeah, mclaren and ms ades

1523
01:58:13,700 --> 01:58:25,300
If you want to look at him, I'm I'm not I'm not in good shape anymore

1524
01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:30,020
Honestly

1525
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:35,300
I'm in not good shape

1526
01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:38,820
um really if um

1527
01:58:38,820 --> 01:58:46,180
If Mercedes can get up to p3 and the constructors I'm I'm a fucking contender and they're actually turning it on

1528
01:58:47,300 --> 01:58:55,300
Uh, they have to surpass ferrari though Alpine Alpine. I don't know how things are going away from their standalone engine and they're going to uh

1529
01:58:55,860 --> 01:58:57,860
I'm a Mercedes engine next year. I heard

1530
01:58:59,300 --> 01:59:01,300
Yeah, if Mercedes can get to p3

1531
01:59:01,940 --> 01:59:03,940
Because mclaren is going to be p2 or p1

1532
01:59:03,940 --> 01:59:08,100
But I write for p1 or p2 ferrari we both did

1533
01:59:08,660 --> 01:59:14,820
One two if mercedes gets p3. I think I win merc sadies. I think I win if Mercedes can get to p3

1534
01:59:15,460 --> 01:59:19,860
Because mclaren is not going to be a factor. They're going to be p1 or p2 and neither of us picked that for them

1535
01:59:22,020 --> 01:59:26,020
It's going to be a spice. Oh, no. Well, here's the thing is it's like if

1536
01:59:26,820 --> 01:59:28,820
What you going to do terry?

1537
01:59:28,820 --> 01:59:32,820
You nervous a little bit. Yeah

1538
01:59:34,180 --> 01:59:38,340
I'm a little bit nervous. It's the last race Abu Dhabi still this year

1539
01:59:38,820 --> 01:59:40,820
Abu Dhabi. Uh-huh. So the last race

1540
01:59:41,540 --> 01:59:45,780
Yeah, I think it's december or something. Yeah, it goes

1541
01:59:46,340 --> 01:59:49,140
Early december. Vegas then vegas then

1542
01:59:50,100 --> 01:59:54,900
No, it's vegas and cutter and then then yeah, I'm gonna call it dobby for short

1543
01:59:54,900 --> 02:00:00,660
Dabi the house itself. It's never it's netherlands then monza then azure by john

1544
02:00:01,540 --> 02:00:03,540
then singapore then

1545
02:00:04,180 --> 02:00:05,380
Uh kota

1546
02:00:05,380 --> 02:00:11,380
And I forgot myself kota. Can I just say something? Yeah, I'm really excited to watch the kota race

1547
02:00:11,620 --> 02:00:16,980
From my house now that we've been there. I'm really excited to do that and then mexico and then uh

1548
02:00:18,580 --> 02:00:19,540
brazil

1549
02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:21,540
Yeah, and then um vegas

1550
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:24,500
brazil, yeah, and then um vegas

1551
02:00:25,460 --> 02:00:26,740
cutter

1552
02:00:26,740 --> 02:00:28,740
dobby dobby

1553
02:00:30,260 --> 02:00:32,260
When is uh

1554
02:00:32,660 --> 02:00:34,660
Uh austin

1555
02:00:35,140 --> 02:00:38,900
Yeah, october. Yeah, that's right. October. Oh man. It's always out

1556
02:00:40,100 --> 02:00:42,980
Yeah, i'm really excited to watch that that race now

1557
02:00:44,020 --> 02:00:49,060
I'll be able to like watch and like see all like oh look at that place. You got to watch it live terry

1558
02:00:49,060 --> 02:00:51,060
You can't go to frisbee that day

1559
02:00:53,060 --> 02:00:59,060
I can't no you got to like watch it bro. I gotta watch it live because what time is it? It's in the afternoon. I think it's uh

1560
02:01:00,180 --> 02:01:04,340
Let's see. What time did it start? It's at 2 30. No, it was like

1561
02:01:05,220 --> 02:01:11,780
The noon yeah, because it started at 2. It's at noon the race is at noon. Yeah our time. Yeah, so we gotta

1562
02:01:11,780 --> 02:01:16,820
It's a technically I could go to so we we got it. We'll just record earlier and then watch it

1563
02:01:16,820 --> 02:01:20,580
You gotta watch man. You gotta watch fucking america bro america

1564
02:01:21,140 --> 02:01:26,740
I mean are you a patriot or what? Yeah, i'm you running for president in this podcast or fucking what terry america america

1565
02:01:27,300 --> 02:01:29,300
Fuck yeah

1566
02:01:29,860 --> 02:01:33,460
Um, but yeah, I'll watch it and then I'll go to frisbee after I'll just be a little bit late

1567
02:01:36,660 --> 02:01:41,620
Yeah, too. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking kota gotta be nostalgic. It's kota dude. Yeah, it's fucking kota, man

1568
02:01:41,620 --> 02:01:46,100
It's like the fucking cantaloupe wine mixer

1569
02:01:53,140 --> 02:01:55,140
What the fucking day yeah

1570
02:02:02,580 --> 02:02:04,580
Yeah

1571
02:02:04,580 --> 02:02:08,020
What's up to america fuck yeah

1572
02:02:08,580 --> 02:02:11,460
You're going to sit and suck on my cock

1573
02:02:12,980 --> 02:02:17,140
Fuck yeah, what you're gonna do when we come for you now

1574
02:02:18,180 --> 02:02:20,180
It's the dream that we all share

1575
02:02:21,060 --> 02:02:23,540
It's the whole world tomorrow

1576
02:02:24,260 --> 02:02:26,260
Fuck yeah

1577
02:02:26,260 --> 02:02:31,460
Hell yeah america

1578
02:02:34,580 --> 02:02:36,580
All right, you got anything else to say

1579
02:02:37,060 --> 02:02:43,700
Not really. Um, you gotta edit this picture of fucking d gendarmes on tsa line. Um, what I would say is uh, what I would say is

1580
02:02:43,700 --> 02:02:51,780
Uh, as you're uh acting president as your favorite presidential candidate as your presidential candidate of there's no audience. Fuck him vote for me. Um

1581
02:02:51,780 --> 02:02:56,500
Excuse me sir. I'm talking you can go fuck yourself. Excuse me. Excuse me

1582
02:02:57,380 --> 02:02:59,380
Yeah

1583
02:02:59,940 --> 02:03:02,420
My running point is running point is

1584
02:03:02,980 --> 02:03:09,220
Fucking stupid. Um, I'm allowed. I want to press the buttons whenever I want to I'm gonna ban the buttons and then vote for me

1585
02:03:09,220 --> 02:03:14,900
The buttons will be banned and I want to put the buttons. Fuck him. I'm gonna sir. I am talking shut the fuck up. That's a great show title

1586
02:03:15,380 --> 02:03:17,380
Fuck the buttons

1587
02:03:17,380 --> 02:03:21,860
And then uh, how how I would use the buttons is I would

1588
02:03:22,420 --> 02:03:24,020
100

1589
02:03:24,020 --> 02:03:27,940
Anytime I want to press them and then he has to say god damn it every you know, he always says god damn it

1590
02:03:27,940 --> 02:03:31,140
Um, I think the buttons are the greatest thing invented in this show

1591
02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:36,180
Um, what do you think about that? Yeah, I think so too. So

1592
02:03:37,300 --> 02:03:40,980
And then after after I win this is what I'm gonna do to him with my laser gun

1593
02:03:43,220 --> 02:03:46,180
Every time and I don't give a fuck and then Mike's gonna go

1594
02:03:46,180 --> 02:03:51,860
Yes, and that's what he wants. He wants it in his butt, right? Yes, exactly. All right folks

1595
02:03:51,940 --> 02:03:56,900
And then and then I'm gonna tell him I'm gonna ask him. I'm like, shut what that thing do and then he's gonna tell me

1596
02:03:58,100 --> 02:04:00,100
Yeah, I'll show you my wit bowl. I'm gonna go

1597
02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:04,100
Best thing to ever happen to the internet. See, you know what I'm saying

1598
02:04:04,420 --> 02:04:07,940
You could like do a podcast by yourself just talking and answering with the buttons

1599
02:04:08,180 --> 02:04:12,100
I know it'd be great and then Mike's you know, he's gonna go. Oh, there's no winning

1600
02:04:12,100 --> 02:04:18,420
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret

1601
02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:21,380
We're about to have a competitive atmosphere. It's absolutely true

1602
02:04:23,460 --> 02:04:27,060
All right, that's it randomly select my balls. That's the show title folks

1603
02:04:27,620 --> 02:04:30,020
Because we got to go along with the picture. Yeah, exactly. Uh

1604
02:04:30,740 --> 02:04:36,980
Last commentary for a rip for a wrap for rip wrap. Oh check the straw poll vote for us. It'll be in the comments

1605
02:04:37,060 --> 02:04:38,580
Please you have

1606
02:04:38,580 --> 02:04:43,780
Like 86 days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout out. Uh shout out to us. Okay. Um last words

1607
02:04:44,020 --> 02:04:46,020
What is it you get paid to do exactly?

1608
02:04:46,740 --> 02:04:48,740
Do you want to end on that?

1609
02:04:48,740 --> 02:05:08,180
No, I mean I gotta take a shit. Yeah, all right, let's go. What is it you get paid to do exactly?