fuck millimeter nerd millimeter nerd alright that's the first can of you're an
inch nerd and a millimeter nerd not just millimeter we were just talking a
little bit and we were just rifting even though we were rifting we were rifting
we were rifting rifting and then we were just like we should just start this
then we just we just we're just having a casual talk while we're doing this
because I'm sitting over here just getting videos for videos ready for y'all
millimeter nerd know explain the context what is millimeter nerd we were
talking about before we were talking about the new iPhones and shit and I
was like oh yeah they're getting a little bit bigger and I was like is it
6.3 millimeters oh yeah your shit's not going through the goddamn thing isn't
see this is why I wanted to never mind you know you always forget you always do
that well it's because I have to I have to do it every time and sometimes it
doesn't make me connect and sometimes it does because you always go like you
start playing shit oh it's because I rebooted my computer god damn it yeah
did you not with it still plugged in and so now I have to unplug and plug back
into it pot so it can recognize it so poopy lates yeah man yeah
caster okay here we go so people want to send blankets or water just in your
case just send your cash okay you know yeah but we're so I know a lot of people
want to send this one yes yes so we were talking about like inches and millimeters
and centimeters just like a little bit because I'm stupid what's bigger a
millimeter an inch is so centimeter an inch I said I said is a millimeter bit
no I said is a centimeter bigger than an inch and then he goes yeah I mean no he
goes
he goes yeah no he goes no and then he starts then he rambles on about it and
then I don't know what he's saying he's like because there's ten centimeters in
an inch and like 34 inches in a meter or something like that I don't know and
then like and then he just kept rambling about it and so it's like I don't
know man you make me feel not good there's 2.54 centimeters in an inch
which means that an inch is a bigger bigger thing yo tell him tell him Mike
tell him why and then a millimeter tell him why a millimeter let him know is a
thousandth of a meter let him know a centimeter is a hundredth of a meter and
so that means there's 10 millimeters per centimeter that's why how many
millimeters is there per inch 2.54 times 10 25.4 that's the title right there
25.4 it's like the same thing it's a that's a great title
either winnings winning if you like you know my own true mile winnings winning
how many inches are in a mile a lot how many feet on a mile it's like 5,200 and
no three you had it right the first time five thousand two hundred and sixty
something close five tomatoes that's how I remember it five tomatoes five
tomatoes five two eight zero five thousand two hundred and eighty feet per
mile I don't and how many inches are in a foot how many inches twelve so multiply
that five thousand number by twelve and that's your number how many inches I'm
divided no oh cuz that's feet wait yeah so the inch number will be bigger yeah
yeah yeah yeah what's the number Terry I don't know I don't not do math yeah I
can't do it I mean I don't want to I mean we could do math I can do shit times
10 just know the decimal place but hold on let me send you this share let me
send you these stinging magic even bobs and then I'll do math I'll bring on my
calculator did you get it yeah just send your cash just saying your cash
just send your cash what is it that you do here what is exactly on there I thought
I'd put any of them on there wait wait hold on hold on what does he say what
exactly is that you do here something like that hold on I'll play what is it
exactly that you do here I feel like I can get it down what is it you get paid
to do what is it you get paid to do exactly what is it you get paid I can't
do it on the spot why because okay so 280 feet to 5,280 feet yeah I think so
divided times yes times by what 12 12 yeah there 63,660 inches in a mile
mile shout out to you shout out to me with calculator shout the calculator
shout out to you calculator did you ever learn that in school five tomatoes I
don't think that's right I'm just double-checking but it's right is it mm-hmm
don't shovel checking is it right yeah so the reason why we brought this up
5,280 I'm right fuck yourself so the reason why we bring this up is because
we were talking about getting the new iPhone because we have piece of shit
iPhone 14's that have a lightning port so we don't have type C's cuz we're
little numbskulls but we were talking about it because the the pros are getting
a little bit bigger just a little bit bigger but I think what I was saying
before was I believe the pros are getting a little bit bigger and then the
non-pros are just taking over those ones but I don't know if I think the non-pros
are just staying the same size as they are now that's what I read that's what
I saw well the non-pros are still a 6.1 screen so yeah 6.1 6.7 for the two
different sizes yeah I think they're just staying the same size but I really I
think if I read so I'm torn between you're getting the big one yeah well that's
what you wanted I wanted to get the big one so if what if I just get the regular
max well because if the new pro goes up to 6.9 that might be fucking massive
dude that things like a fucking tablet at that point but you but you just said
last time I don't you said you wanted a big screen well I did I wanted the 6.7
one I don't want the fucking seven you don't want like a seven inch fucking
why would I want a fucking seven inch phone in my pocket the dimensions of
the actual hardware probably different but I remember when many many years ago
when many men when Google came out the Nexus 7 tablet and it was like a
portable small like seven inch like tablet mm-hmm I can't imagine having
something like that as a phone like I imagine having my little e-book reader
how big is that that's like almost seven inches yeah I think probably with
added bezels it probably yeah that's how big you don't want to carry that around
no yeah so I'm don't you look up the dimensions of the total overall
dimensions of what of the max today and then compare that 6.7 no but like of
the overall device itself not the screen size and compare that with the
overall dimensions of your top for your reader so you have a frame of reference
to understand I phone size inches got you no just look up the overall dimensions
of the phone and then look up the overall dimensions of your reader compare the
two now give your mind a sense of which one you know where you're at well I
think I think I want the if the iPhone is going the pros are going to just the
one that we have right here is going up by two to two tenths of an inch what he
said which I had I hadn't my I had an old phone that was a was it one plus six
yeah yeah I have a one plus six that like a big phone well that was you had a
one plus six to get one plus six T okay I think I'm right I think probably in the
drawer because yeah yeah yeah because it was a fuck it was a cheap phone but with
like good build quality and like specs for like at a low price it was like five
maybe four four or five hundred bucks at that time when one plus was the brand was
one plus in but that the phone size was a six point three and I liked it I liked
how it fell in my hand that I believe the one point six feels small to me are you
finding it he's looking folks you're not gonna find it I thought you got rid of
it but I think I have it I think I just fucking hurt my balls
baseball dimension the DIM wait D I am oh got it
dimensions overall dimensions of an iPhone 14 14 max you want 14 max here's
my quad lock case for my iPhone 12 and they just changed it enough to make it
not work fucking hate that shit it's because of the bezels yes you they do
they do it in millimeters I don't know how to do this you can toggle to inches
you I'm not gonna say it drew if Drew was here he would yell at me you fucking
R word which is changes inches how says the overall size of the damn dude getting
hot you put on a sweater you got hot yeah it's in there but I can't find it it
says it's that doesn't make sense device dimensions are but that doesn't make
sense okay I'm gonna give it to you so I'm gonna put it up on the screen it says
the dimensions is what do you want iPhone what iPhone what 14 15 15 max iPhone 15
max pro max pro max this is it's three inches by six point three inches by point
three three inches device weighs two hundred and twenty one grams those are
overall dimensions and the screen size is six point seven that's what it's saying
that's what does what it's sighing can you I mean so dude what you need
working out I hate apples website tell me about it see I got it already I have
it I have the dimensions wait that doesn't make sense how can something be
six point three inches tall like height length is it length right height how can
be six point three by height but have a six point screen how does it make sense
the pro max you're talking about yeah the pro max what's the height six point
what six point three and the width is three the width is three that doesn't make
sense so now look up doesn't make sense look up your doesn't make sense it's not
three inches well my son a max so that's not as big as my penis what hold on
what's your e-reader called it's a it's a I can't be cobo you're so dumb
cobo Clara I think it's a cobo Clara black yeah does it this to e yeah yeah
that's exactly it it's sold out by the way oh it's not the plastic one it I
didn't I didn't made with real recycled plastic it's a different one it's made
with real plastic okay it doesn't matter it's the same size okay let's say it is
oh no it is yeah where's the dimensions in this fucking bitch I hate when they
do this I don't think it's that one it's the it's the black and white one it's
the six it's the six inch one these are both six inch yeah like my pee pee this
one yeah that's a BW I don't know why I laughed at that BW BW wait what that's
no why would you do that I BW oh why why are you reading Terry why why are you
reading it's the future of reading okay let me tell you why no let's look at
there I'll tell you why I want to know you know why versus you're not killing
trees oh that's a good one here you go specs display oh right there there's a
resolution with dark mode on no expects want this right oh there you go there's
millimeters oh shit see everything is a millimeter okay so here is we'll do it
like this well we could kind of gauge off this is the pro 160 mil by 76 mil
okay hold on hold on and this is it's smaller 112 that's that's the width 160
112 by 160 wait so this is so it's quite a bit smaller it's the same height but
it's way thinner narrower yeah height 160 height 160 they're the same so grab if
you look at your reader the pro size phone would be the same
it's just but it would be way narrower yeah that's the issues and it would be
wide 112 total 76 yeah so the 160 is the height so this is the same height
that's what you're saying yes that the pro max that doesn't make sense how can
a screen how can it fucking Apple store and talk touch it with your penis I
have already had touch it yeah dude I scroll with it like you're oh I've
never tried that does that work I mean it's skin wait have you really done it
don't lie but I've never thought about that I would imagine that it would work
that that idea has never until this exact moment ever gone into my mind
it's nothing to do ever that's insane you would have think that I would have
thought to do that before are you gonna try it later percentage wait wait wait
this is the question no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
just kidding or am I I'm at actually so I was so we're on the topic of this but
anyways my my theory is not theory but it's like 30% narrower is it something
like that obviously it's gonna be narrow because I'm the e-readers of let's do
this the it's more about the height not the fucking width so the width of your
current phone in your hand is like 70 yeah six more millimeters wide that's
fine yeah yeah that's fine do you know what six millimeters looks like
I mean that's pretty close it's like yeah very close sure we'll call it we'll
call it good yeah it's not that big but my okay the reason why I'm bringing this
up is because I'm in a debation not a masturbation but it's not a word it's
not a word the patient stupid the patient's a word can I start calling you
stupid instead of our worded yeah dumb yeah you're dumb idiot you're an idiot
I still like the R word it's fun to say I mean you could say it I don't care it
isn't your deviation you're in the patient I'm in the patient you're debating
with yourself to decide something yeah you got like three months to just two
months one month to decide I know so yeah playing time yeah I know I'm working
on it it's I'm going through the the processes through my head the process of
the patient yeah yeah you're debating yeah demissioning my head it's like
masturbating wait so what are you leaning towards so if if the if the regular
pro like goes up by two tenths of an inch I might just get that or if the
regular if the oh I see if the rake because then it'll be just a little
bigger than your current phone huh then it'll be just a little bit bigger in
your current phone and that'll be like little step up I see what you're saying
yeah so then that would be fine I'd be okay with that why do you want a bigger
phone let's talk about that but hold on we'll get to that question in a second
but if if the size of just the regular which is say 16 max or whatever they call
it plus the call it a plus yeah 16 plus yeah okay and usually have the time that
you have yeah do the plus yeah just stick that in there it's all I'm gonna
stick it in there it's bigger oh it's a tiny bit bigger it's everything is a
little bit bigger but negligible but the issue is is that like it always has
like the older chip in it which doesn't really bother me except this year I
heard they're not gonna do it they're gonna put all the same chip and all the
phones here fabulous because that's what that'll get you rock hard huh yeah it's
what you want huh yeah with a fast chip I want I want a fast you want to slow on
a fast I heard that I'm gonna fast in and in me and it's lighter so that's what I
was telling you is why I want the non-pro because it's like way lighter so
the thing is it's like wait what's the weight so one it's like 20 grams lighter
I want to do 15 there but I want to do the regular size 15 right there in the
middle of dumb dumb shut up it's right there I want you to shut up you keep
moving it like it's doing something so six point six to six would be like my
comparison so I'd be going from down from six point six to six but it's
titanium isn't titanium lighter than aluminium no or is it heavier is it
heavier content I love how hard it you are I don't know metals fuck the sign the
periodic table Pete you only use titanium when you want additional strength
and resistance to corrosion but it's aluminum is lighter so the preferable
choice to be aluminum but these titanium is more durable don't they use like a
our phones have stainless bands on them stainless oh just around the outside
stainless alloy or whatever that it is well they're all alloys alloys just the
type of titanium or aluminum or metal but I believe our phones had the tie not
the stainless around the outside maybe I know I want to light a phone as possible
I know it's aero grade I know that's what they call it doesn't fucking I know
it's crazy it doesn't fucking matter ships and doesn't fucking matter it sells to
the sky doesn't matter if they're gonna sell me something that says ships sail
through the sky I mean take buses I guess with wings they're also not a does
oh yeah but what I'm saying is is if they're gonna sell me something that says
aerospace grade shit you know I want you to send you didn't you know that's just
a marketing gimmick oh hundred percent just like gaming chairs most gaming
chairs are shit that are labeled gaming chair yeah it's just a chair they just
well they're not the word in all shit they just I mean they're not almost all
shit they are all shit they just put the word gaming in front of it to make you
seem like you're cooler and they mark it up like 50% and they make it twice as
cheap yeah or you're saying about your phone anyways if you're gonna if you're
gonna put like aerospace grade shit in there I want you to send it to space and
then put it in my phone you want the material to have been in space yeah
that's not gonna happen yeah I know that's so expensive yeah then you can
make an expensive phone aerospace doesn't mean space it just means flying
did fucking you want it to just fly in a plane I wanted to be well I probably
already did that's probably why they no that's not what it means well when
someone says aerospace grade they mean similar alloys and temper combinations
of that metal that are also used in like airplanes yeah but I don't mean
recycled aluminum from a fucking airplane saying that I'm just saying like don't
market it is like I want if you say when I think of aerospace I think it's a
space because it's a space aerospace let's look up the definition of aerospace
aerospace aerospace let's do it history lesson history history history I like
history actually there there's a person I played for his be with he's a historian
like out of college I think yeah you think I think so I don't really I just
asked him I was like hey man what you do he's like I'm a historian I didn't really
go from oh where do you work at aerospace is a term used to collectively
refer to the atmosphere and outer space aerospace actively is very activity is
very diverse so the multitude of blah blah blah the beginning of space and the
ending of the air okay I want to know like the meaning the meaning of it the
meaning the meaning of the term arrow it's the meaning of life it's a beautiful
so where does he work at a college what at a college who say what now the guy who
does he work at a college I think so what college I can't find it aerospace like
what the meaning is
aerospace I don't know why I try to read anything I should just like find a video
I've been getting good at reading lately not really you're just reading
expands no I'm talking about out loud oh you've been reading out loud I have to
read out loud at work oh for people yeah yeah why we have to do like a little
campfire before we start I'm gonna put you on ice there remember that thought
campfire what is the meaning of the word aerospace as a noun the atmosphere in
outer space considered as a whole aerospace is spelled a
are all right what are you saying out of bonfire he said campfire campfire it's
like another term for like a huddle that's stupid they know that no it's
so it's another way of saying like stand-up meeting type of thing yeah a
group gathering yeah that's dumb do you not that is you never heard of the word
campfire yeah it's a fire outside at a camp look at it look it up look up like
what a work campfire that doesn't sound good definition of the word campfire no
you want to look for like a it's like a work term work term camp fire campfire
helps teams to stay aligned connect with you is it a software no it's just it's
just what it's I'm reading the definition it for you a campfire helps
teams to stay aligned connect with each other prior to their well-being
collaborate effectively to accomplish key outcomes that will drive the company
forward I just want to say I can't tell you how much I hate the fact that you're
saying this word in the way you're using it and it really pisses me off that
you're getting all this like corporate fucking bullshit jargon in your
vocabulary it literally grinds I fucking hear so hard because I hate like all
the corporate political speak terms of like different types of things like
like let's circle back to that or let's circle back on that you're telling me
dude when I'm or what are the action items out of today's meeting I just hate
all these terms the people use not fucking robots do you you think
after being I can start already outs myself for our work anyways but no I
think I've said just pretend you haven't okay but dude it is it's so you're at a
campfire you're meeting so you're talking to your people and you're like hey guys
yeah yeah yeah Bill over there great employee of the week good shit Bill yeah
so you know everyone look at Bill give him around you know everybody Bill Bill
doing a great job we should all try to be more like Bill it's more like it's more
like we have to do there's like five steps in there and you get you have to
do it in seven minutes or less and this is every single day or every couple
hours single day this is how you like start your name how you start the day
with your team so why didn't you call it stand up before and now you call it's
called well it's called a snow you call it was called a stand up and then they
went they moved it from stand up to a startup and then I remember you telling
me that you can you can call it a huddle you could call it a campfire well you
can't call it a stand up because now you can't stand you can't call it a stand
I remember you told me that you were like I'm at our stand up or no you said a
start up meeting it's like wait I've heard of them called stand up before
well because okay so within they call them stand ups at my word within the
that's that's yeah the stability disability aist disabilityist what's
the term to be like mean towards people who can't stand up ableist is it ableist
dude you're asking the wrong person I go ahead and then stand up they were
called stand ups before and then that was like and then targeted towards people
and then someone probably got her butt heard about it because don't get me
wrong imagine if you have a disability or if you have or you're a pair of
paraplegic but imagine chair bound or anything like that all true but you have
no sense of humor or awareness if you I'm annoyed by that I'm pretty sure there
are people that were a wheelchair bound or have those disabilities who work
there and they think they probably some of them like oh this is kind of funny
oh most of them and then one person probably got real sensitive about it and
be like you should not call them startups or stand ups because I can't stand up
so why did it all ones was like oh that's a good that's a why did it be
inclusive why did they change it to a campfire from startup it's not it's not
I just called it a campfire because why why yeah because we used to have campfires
where I'm at my other job really like wait so you're working when I used to
work at Safeway I could say that really yeah wait so your work currently does
not call them campfires no you you can call them campfires but they don't
typically it's startups they're called startups yes I don't know why we're on
and you're calling them campfires because you remember to the term from your old
job I just it just came it's popped into my head really fast I hate that term
campfire that's fine it pieces me off that's start up is gay as hell but it's
way better than campfire but that's the day that shouldn't take a darn you can
chastise me everybody that's fine I repent you hit you have sin I am your
do you want to go into what is that was a thing called confession you want to go
into confession no I'll be your confession that's like for sinning yeah
you just seemed calling campfire gay is that a sin I think a sin in like the
religious term is like taking the Lord's name in vain shit like that but anyways
like that's that's what so you're at the campfire what are you doing there oh I
have to like read up like five there's five things you have to do you have to
give like like a standard work tip which is just right yeah hear me out we have
to give one standard work tip like just like give me example what a work tip is a
work tip would be like maintain three points of contact when going upstairs
there's your standard work tip okay two feet one hand no two hands one foot three
points of contact at every at each moment that you know in other words you
have to have both hands on the rail correct no one does that no and then and
then you have to have a so you got a repeat constantly repeat it because I
don't do it no it's just I get to pick and choose well okay give me all the
choices three points of contact one upstairs first of all I'm dumb as hell
that's fine two feet one hand dude that was like you correct me I was like I'm
fucking stupid it's funny that two feet on the ground at all times climbing the
stairs funny thing about it is is that you you are smart in a sense of move on
fuck you tip number two please that's a title tip number two tip number two you
can say like make sure if you haven't got like your safety shoes like our
company gives you a next amount of credit to go buy shoes every year so if
you haven't done so go buy them because you have to have a certain kind of shoe
to work there you have to have safety shoes and when you say safety shoes you
mean like a hard toe yeah steel toe or just a composite it can be a compositor
but just a hard toe just started yeah because we things can fall on your
toe you have to wear that all the time it work mm-hmm okay the Easton and used
to not be that way until somebody got their foot someone someone got their
foot smashed and then like well we're just gonna rip off a bandaid everybody has
to do it and if you don't do it you get in trouble okay anyways so in other words
hey guys make sure you go out and buy your shoes because Amazon gave you money
to buy your shoes and then like a safety tip would be like why don't they just
provide like and just say hey give me your size and they give you a new pair
like they have them at the place it's because they make you order it so they
can have a tax write-off they could have a tax write-off no matter what if they
use it's the cost they use another they use another big company that they just
want you to buy it on Amazon oh fuck 3235 they well fuck it they use they use
I don't give a shit they use they use Zappos to get your shoes and it's like
I heard of that but I'm $135 Zappos what is that I heard that Zappos is just
another like ZAPP OS ZAP yeah I've heard of it is it an online store yeah it's
just another dot common is the American online shoe and oak shoe and clothing
retail breeze in Vegas yeah okay so they just use Zappos to give you your
work shoes but I mean if we do edit it we can so you have to buy from them you
you you just you get a you get a credit up to $135 every year so then you just how
much $135 and I just want you to know the shoes do you have to our boots no I
have like just like smaller shoes with a hardware I wear a Timberlin pros Tim
Belinda Timberlin Timberlin Timber no Timber Tim fuck Timber Tim Burr land what
pros pro pros pros composite toe yeah I wear this pretty much yeah that one
really do you just like leave me in your car leave me at your desk or car if you
want to see him you just always have them cuz you don't you only wear them when
you walk in you don't only yeah I don't wear them all the time you don't like
put them on when you leave the house mm-hmm just like you put them on purely
to walk in the building yeah I see I like I have the shoes that I wore today cuz
the toe okay are they alright no they fuck it so you don't like them no why
don't you get like a nice pair that's like comfortable this is the nicest this
is like wait what color do you have these are women's but I could they could
try to give you the ones I wear that's hilarious are women's not saying that I'm
sexist this one this one those are also women's no men's look those are not the
ones I wear you are women's wait oh it's radius composite to those this one
here yeah yeah no radius composite to the fifth second row this one this one
fifth this one those are ones I wear yeah yeah color doesn't matter so you
have to have like black or gray color does not matter you should get like
cool hot boy shoes like you like last year my team or my boss and like so our
team we there's the back half team anyway our back half team we decided to
coordinate and we got all those ones this one white ones this one here the
white ones this one yeah we all coordinate and got white ones you have
this too no those are gone so then why so the new season we have is the new
season yeah wait stop so you and your team how often you'd buy a new pair every
year every so a new pair every year you get one you get a free pair every year
so you always rotate every year yeah and so last year was this color yep last
year was white and then this color is this color this year yeah and you
coordinate this with your whole squad yeah that is so dumb and awesome at the
same time it's just it's mostly just managers there's like three three
three managers okay I like that so next year we'll you will choose a different
color I would get like boots like higher boots if I were support yeah I was that
if I like to be agile I like the support you can still be agile boots no you
can't you look clunky wait I want to get the boots timber timber timber timber
lend timber lend boots come on bro oh god yeah you want to wear those no I want
I just want some that look like yours but have higher higher arches yeah can I
wear solomons if they have a hard if they have a hard toe yeah I would just
wear my solomons you literally can just wear anything that has a composite
toe on it but you just actually I don't know if I have a composite the thing is
is that solomons solomons probably don't make a hard a hard toe let's find out
they probably don't why are we on this because you were talking about it I
didn't we we were a little man talking to iPhones to hard the fucking I work
no well maybe there I like this oh this is sexy you're telling me these aren't
sick as fuck they probably don't have compiles only one color you probably
SWP what is CSWP mean CSWP take on any trail see oh CS CSWP I don't think this
is a hard toe I don't think they it's an exam yeah I don't think they have it
those are cool though I'm pretty sure you can just go on their site and you can
probably just find wait I'm gonna just type in a hard toe boot just go to
the site no but if I was working there I would have to get on here yeah correct to
get your to get the money to get the credit yeah yeah so I would have to pick
between these and if you actually wait so hold on what is it the price 130 135
and so if you pay more you have to pay it on your own pocket yeah so if you choose
to buy those keen utility ones out of 214 they'll take 300 135 off of it got it
you pay the rest got it actually the funny thing about it is do you get the
extra money if your shoe is underneath it what do you get paid more money if the
shoe is lower than the cost no did you rip is it spicy did you rip yeah I did
we can open this I actually there was one year so when I first started I bought
a pair because they just asked you to buy one I was like okay I don't give up
and then the next year and it was it was it was optional to wear them I just
bought them because they were like oh you can get some tickets to enter this
raffle to win something I was like oh cool all right I'll do it and then I did
it and then I stopped wearing them and then I raffle to get shoes no raffle to
get like prizes anyways including shoes no the fuck then what you talking about
prizes that are not shoes why are you talking about this we're talking about
shoes bitch what I'm saying is that I bought Greg I bought the one the Greg
shoes that are wearing right now what I'm sorry what Greg shoes that you're
wearing right now the Greg's shoes the Greg shoes the Greg shoes that he's
wearing right now for work oh do you not see what explain to me what these are
boots okay you could just said boots what if you say Greg shoes I don't know I
thought you seen his shoes before I have his work boots I know what they look
like yeah those work boots okay I bought them work boots you bought work boots
like that yeah I gave him a free pair of work boots oh because you got him for
free they're the exact same boots that he has yeah they're one of these boots
new balance working safety oh see I would wear something like this no you
wouldn't that's a hard toe correct I would totally wear this no you won't why
you would not why dude I like boots like I like shoes like this yeah do you
also like your feet so like my solomons are hella comfortable look just like
this yep those are probably not comfortable why what do you say that why
do you do you think work boots are comfortable they can be you want work
boots you comfortable because you're in them all day long you find me a pair that
are comfortable if I was doing this I would get like a fucking like $400 pair
of like primo fucking max comfort support protection and you'd be pissed all
day long he'd be like that motherfucker he's hella comfy and his fucking dope
ass shoes I don't think you're gonna find any comfy shoes dog I would get
like the fucking nicest like Dan or boot out there is what I would get you
know what Dan or boots are no bro Dan or I'll probably have one here is
fucking shitty ass cheap ass website bro Dan or boots oh dude check it out
what why do you want Dan or boots it's a nice ass boot what oh Greg said Dan
or boots before it's like a classic American brand that makes like high
quoted boots work oh we're going in we're going in work but oh my god I don't
know why run to these fucking work boots so this is the typical style okay the
bull run a lot of people have that work in construction I would I would see what
I would do what I would do is
mock those look so clunky dude so this bull run that's a like a rounded toe
these are like max protection though this is like I mean we're talking this
boot right here is like if you're fucking chainsawing motherfuckers in the
fucking forest like that's what we're talking about here like trees trees
oh oh come on man composite tow 230 that's sick as fuck wait you should
the note on America fuck yeah I typed in Dan or boot no you didn't I did where in
the fucking search bin no you didn't Dan or boot
well fuck fuck yourself wait so I want this one I want the vicious oh they
have a V from Seoul do you know what Vroom is I know it's like a super
grippy soul that's like really sick that's what's on my shoe yeah dude my my
shoes at work have Vroom souls on them for a hocus no these are like a Terry
look Terry look this dude's coming Terry these are like dudes who work in like
quarries and mines and shit good classic leather this dude is coming over no
dude tell me tell me this one right here Terry the vicious I'd wear this to work
men's men's you wear that they're a hand composite tow 100% you think you'd wear
that these are comfy look in their stylish oh dude the women shut the fuck
the women in the dude don't care women look at this for 400 relay fucking
work they won this is I don't care about the gold medal dude they got the gold
metal don't care do they have 69 medals but nice but they made a world record
what color should I get I'm buying these no you're not black you buy if you buy
them right now dude dick this dark brown by the right Mike Mike look at me look
at me I'm not doing it if you buy it I'll suck your dick right now $300 on
boots I don't need oh I just run my motorcycle that's what I'll do it'd be
good motorcycle boots yeah multi-purpose yeah that's sick though huh no you
don't like boots do you know your bitch I'm not a bitch you are when you ride
your bike like you have like ankle protection boots that's like this you
see yeah you sold the boots I haven't rode my bike all season but you have the
boots I have everything so so my statement still stands yeah I don't I
still don't like them you don't like wearing them no but you wear them when
you ride yeah just for protection reasons correct but you hate them yes
that's insane why do you hate the boots so much that go put your ankles high tops
because I don't really wear a high I don't really like wear high socks so
this bother me like oh my there are boots that have really comfortable
interiors for that like my motorcycle boots that are that high are actually
fine with low socks but I hear your point but I wear high I wear high socks
almost see around to work yeah so like I just never wear short socks to work the
thing is I have such skinny ankles so that's why you do not have skinny ankles
motherfucker I mean they're pretty they are not skinnier than mine so tell me
skinny ankles why is that a problem explain yourself that's a good title
skinny ankles that's a great that's a great that's a winner right there I what
was your question why are skinny ankles bad for boots like this skinny ankles
that's what you inferred so rubbing yourself why would a skinny ankle rub
more than a thick ankle because it moves more yeah more friction get a nice sock
get a good quality wool sock what would you want would recommend I got smart
wools all right but I've got some real high quality like normal like this ties
socks dude I'm telling you smart wall save your ankles those like a saw a good
quality sock like that a boot like this you'll change your fucking life I'm
telling you I don't every day Terry I go to work every fucking day of the year
literally this time of year when it's like 80 to 90 degrees all where I low
cut sock to work anything other than that and I'm wearing a normal high sock
and a fucking boot at least this tall and it's amazing do you wear your solemn
another time no I wear my fucking motorcycle boots that have the up the
same height of these or I wear my like fat boy motorcycle tall boy boots you
have fat boy tall boy boots what do you mean you have boots to go up to your
shin yeah that I wear that that's like winter slash like raining oh maybe I
haven't seen those yet I've had them for five years go through and I wear them
all the time to work like all the time maybe I just don't pay attention they're
literally in the thing yeah don't pay I have two pairs of motorcycle boots when
I ankle coverage ones low ones and a tall boy I just want to let you know that
when I think of tall boys to think of like women wearing those like high like
shin things I gotta show you something you didn't know I had those you see them
before I probably have but I didn't pay attention to them yeah they're great I
just want to know folks if y'all haven't been watching I hate the Olympics
I want to talk about the Olympics then this is cool dude it's stupid it's all
scam how it's just a big scam it's a big money laundering scam you think so
100% you think the Olympics is a four year every every four year of money
laundering scam yeah that's a little it's designed to be that this is a really
good conspiracy I like this it's not a conspiracy it's well known how do you
know this because everyone's on the take what do you mean everyone's getting
paid they just bribe the country that gets it every year how do you think they
get it they just pay off the fucking council that decides every time what do
you think it's not based on merit but that's why did you see there was a dude
who like fucked up a girl in a boxing match at the Olympics like a trans dude
who turned into a girl who fucked up a girl because they let him fight wait did
you see this guy this Turkish sharp shooter dude I saw him too did that guy
talk to a baller dude there's so many memes about him like he was coming in
like all he has his glasses looks like John Wick and then like and everybody
else had like glasses that like zoomed in to make them more optical watch wait so
this has been the topic of conversation for the last couple of days and yes people
have very strong opinions take a look there has been some confusion that
somehow it's a man fighting a woman so this is a dude who's trans into a girl
okay and this is a girl and they let the dude trans it's now a girl fight in the
girl category of the Olympic boxing matches just look at this this is a man
look at this fucking arms like this is a man and he literally within 45 seconds
rocked this girl and fucked her up and won the match wait so are they wait yeah
yeah you're not wrong it says after 40 46 seconds in the about just so crazy
world so crazy wait I wonder if this will show the fight I want to see like I'm
not I'm not like it I want to see the actual I just want to see the actual
fight I just want to see what happened oh there you go just do the bottom one
bottom this one the 49 second one maybe they might show it right there so oh
she withdrew no no no this no my point is she got hit one time and was like fuck
I'm gonna die if I take another hit basically it's like she felt the power
behind it was like oh fuck I got it I got it's burning wood
among Calif probably just 40 to dude no six seconds and some hard punches
Calif's participation in the women's matches has been under scrutiny she was
disqualified from last year's world championships after the International
Boxing Association said she failed a gender eligibility test the International
Olympic Committee saying this morning that all the athletes in the tournament
comply with the competition's regulations hey thanks for why no I I feel that
that's I'm a hundred percent against that dude fucking that chick up that should
not be allowed I don't think so I think so crazy I think that's messed up
because why would you let
I don't know I don't know how to I don't know how to take this on make me doesn't
sound like it's cuz I'm becoming an asshole no it's because they have like a
rule that says if you've been a trans girl for like X number of days then
you're allowed to fight with a girl but there's still doesn't it doesn't make it
there's still too strong that doesn't make a right here you go here's your
another Olympics fucking hot boy Serbia and Turkey competing for their
country's first ever shooting Olympic gold medal when they face off in the 10
meter air pistol mixed team final it's just this dude such a baller this dude
just standing here like these two are just ballers and not using any he's
got his pocket he's got his pocket they're not using any sights or anything
they're just using he's wearing glasses that's it and then I think they won
second place use of de Kets and Savant our hand our hand and her debut in the
Olympics putting up a 9.3 and a 9 and like everybody else is using I think
that's the guy who won it that doesn't surprise me yeah dudes wearing enhancement
goggles going on this dude's just wearing a glasses how crazy no ear
protection either to block out noise he is wearing your protection no no this
guy isn't yes he's wearing earplugs is he yes I didn't see no everybody's
saying he's not wearing any point he's wearing earplugs if once he turns I see
I see he's so he is wearing and they've shot so many matches or if the pressure
is just getting to them another sub 10 shot but a great recovery it's crazy that
this is just an air pistol it's just that it's just BB guns I guess that's a
girthy gun though shooting Olympic gold this dude just looks like a badass when
he's standing just with no gear next to all the fucking old gear yeah I think to
be honest the Olympics is pretty cool I think it's fucking stupid in its
Olympic history you should be watching the men's basketball they're fucking
dominating are they didn't they have like a rough start no not this year no I
thought they like almost lost a couple games early I'm aware of like in the
qualifiers I think they did maybe bet maybe that but right now they're fucking
destroying smashing everybody I think how long does this go until the 11th
huh France France what about France yeah it's in France in Paris so we're
asking I heard that they had like a river there it's like full of shit and
they clean it up for the Olympics yeah but the funny thing about it is is that
they're supposed to they're supposed to swim in it for the triathlon poop in it
and then the water the water was healthy and so they had to wait for another
couple days for the sign say yeah sign sign saying whatever let's see what they
say
splashing arms and kicking legs I would swim in the sand yeah I think as an
experience yes but I have heard it's not completely safe
I had the both my water and have a shower quickly afterwards
as long as there was a shower easily available afterwards I would I would wash
maybe not after rain because after rain is when the when the when the bacteria
levels are highest a bit of someone who thinks water can be dirty like we
swim in here and there can be little things touching your legs but I don't
know but the swimmers are like getting after it though
they're getting in there oh they're getting after it that's kind of a hundred
percent
yeah because I also swimming when it's hot when the weather is hot yeah
fucking way
can I just say that any news channel that does this type of video is a I hate
them like with all the passion in the world where it's just music and it's just
yeah I hate that but I wonder where the men's basketball is for the Olympics
right now men's basketball USA
here you go Terry they're playing
there you go oh this this is hella funny are you like a legit fan of the
Olympics I I just love Snoop Dogg in the Olympics they're they're why do you bring
up the Olympics are you like a fanboy I was just reading I was just reading some
stuff you like I was watching it when I was in when I went on my little mini
vacation I was watching a lot of the Olympics with your fan big fan Olympics
I think it's cool to watch sports and it's just two weeks of just nonstop sports
you like him I like Snoopy
fast in Z pool wingspan lung power you just described me you said wingspan lung
power I definitely have great lung power
body look at me bodies are similar Mike we could be twin let's get in the water
he looks halloween with that fucking oh dude what wait until he turns I know I
know I seen it yeah I feel like Snoop does not know is this a stereotype
against black people no I feel like Snoop do you know the stereotype about
yes I do
he's got goggles on now look at his goggles they stretch a little bit back
to his hair yeah when I first saw that I was like damn bro
yeah so right now the USA is in the quarter finals for basketball okay they're
playing Brazil and if they win they either play Serbia or Australia Serbia
isn't that Joe kick isn't he on that team Serbia Joe kick yeah yeah but dude the
fucking the US men's team is fucking stacked like hear me out I know who's on
it it's all the fucking best NBA you got LeBron washed you just said one name
I know you have you have Steph Curry washed Anthony Edwards too young LeBron
James you already said that Kevin Durant Derek white joke artist
Tyrese Derek white on that team yeah see solid I was like a Tyrese Hallibur Haley Bert and
Halliburton thank you Jason Tatum Jason oh yeah he just won the ring Joel and
bead Joel and bead Joel Joel it's pronounced Joel no no he sucks dick well
Jeru Jeru holiday drew holiday drew holiday true holiday bam he won the
championship to bam bam bam bam what's gonna call him bam bam bam Margera
no his name is it's like a bam D idea bao his first name is bam his first
name is bam idea bao I don't know that is cool Anthony Davis and Devin Booker
and then you have your coaches are Steve Kerr and Eric S S Spinoza S
Bolstra now he was the dude from the Miami Eric Spolstra yeah that's the guy S
Spolstra us mark mark mark few don't know that is and then Tyron Lou Tyron he's
a like goofy dude from like the Lakers those guys going like did you say they
have a statue of Kobe Bryant out front of the Staples Center gross him and his
daughter Kobe of him and his daughter these are the Bron James no my bad sorry
it's a memorial it's a memorial for Kobe and his daughter take that back and it's
like in front of the Staples Center they need that they still call it the
Staples Center yeah I think so or yeah something else no no dude that sucks when
that happened is the baseball stadium in Seattle so called safe go field now
it's called T-Mobile Park I called take off field it's cool I also call century
link used to calls be safe go no you're thinking of safe go field safe go field
was a Mariners yeah so called century link was century link human field oh
century it's called lumen field now I century link but century link so lumen
what is women lumen absorbed century link it's an internet counter yeah yeah
used to be called quest field too remember quest the football stadium did
quest yeah really you just be called quest field I remember it a century
link it went from quest a century link to lumen I hate that that they change it
like that when the different sponsor comes on board well it's not a sponsor
you know what it got taken over the one the one got bought out by century link
and then century link I bought out about lumen but safe go field is what now
T-Mobile Park so that was a change in yeah because sponsorship yeah because
T-Mobile's headquarters in Bellevue is right outside of it so I think the one
in California is called crypto.com now which one the staple center isn't it I
can look it up look that up for me doggy yeah dude let me let me tap it in hey
you want to know something staple center blankets or water just send your cash
just send it Terry just send it best thing to send that cash brother
staple it's called crypto.com yeah know it crypto.com arena can I play a video
that's like a bunch of shit about bush like being fucking stupid sure we got
issue in America too many good dogs why did you have to ask too many OBGYNs
aren't able to practice their their love with women all across this country
I just saw some OBGYN they can't practice their love across the
Americas his brief remarks the president drew a roar from the crowd after
putting his we forget how funny he was like we think Trump's funny bush was
funny a lot of presidents are funny but in his mouth you helped our nation
celebrated by Centennial in 17th and 1976
president's humor came to the rescue she gave me a look that only a mother could
give a child
is that Sam Dullison forget it your has been I call upon all nations to do
everything they can to stop these terrorists kill us.
I just want to know the quote that he just said the president Bush just said
he's out he's out of like maybe like 9 10 early in the morning and he's playing
golf while he's doing saying that.
our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so were we.
never stopped thinking about new ways to harm our country.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
So were we.
They never stopped thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.
And so do we.
And neither do we.
The Senate estimated the will and determination of the Commander-in-Chief to.
A year ago, my approval rating was in the 30s.
My nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn.
And my Vice President has shot someone.
Was that Dick Cheney?
Wait, hold on.
I forgot that happened.
That Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney, she hunting or something and then shot someone.
Shot a guy, yeah.
With like buckshot, a buckshot shot, something like that.
Yeah, didn't like kill him but just hurt him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said to him the other day, George, if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're
going to have to stay up later.
Here's our typical evening.
Nine o'clock.
Mr. Excitement here sound asleep.
Oh yeah, sounds like my kind of guy.
And I'm watching Desperate Housewives.
Of course she is.
Can he dance?
Well.
Because they might want to rethink.
Oh, that's not good.
Maybe he'll play with the band.
He cracks me up when he's dancing and he's done it so many times in public.
Obviously trying to fit.
I just want you to know, if I was ever president, I'm not wearing a suit.
Well, then you would never be president.
Why do I have to wear a suit?
Isn't it an official rule?
There's a certain decorum, I think, or like I know with Congress, they have an actual
dress code where you have to, I believe.
That's cool.
I'm the president of the United States of America, so I can do whatever the fuck I want.
I don't know if it's like an official rule or not.
Yeah, so I can do whatever I want.
Just never wear a suit.
Yeah.
I think the reason why you do that is because you have to be formal every time, but I don't
want to be formal.
I just want to be a baller.
Yeah, like this guy?
Yeah, just like Mr. Borge Juice.
Borge, Borge Juice.
Mr. President George Bush.
Good morning.
Sunday morning.
Pushism or not?
What?
Oh.
Just saying your cash.
Mr. President, before Donald Trump, there weren't a lot of funny clips involving the president
of the United States.
But what?
They're what?
Of what?
I got some funny clips.
He looks old.
Yeah.
And this is something that I wanted to ask you about.
Let's roll that clip.
Now, I have to say, I was very proud of you for dodging those shoes when it happened because
it's like, you have very good reflexes.
You remember that?
I remember that reporter threw a shoe at him.
My guess is that Laura had done that before.
Oh, he's trying to sell his books.
Yeah.
Well, that's funny.
That might make a nice painting, by the way, depicting that scene.
You dodged it.
Did you say, I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully?
Yes.
That is?
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
Absolutely correct.
And you were right on that.
Dude, it's so funny to me that when he laughed, he's fucking ugh.
I just want you to know, it's funny to me that you can be a president for eight years.
And then obviously, then you're just known as a former president.
And you're just like chilling.
And then you just chill.
And then you then you go back when you look at your your term, you've done stupid shit.
You killed thousands of people.
Yeah.
And then you go back and you go, man, I said some fucked up shit.
He just said like stupid shit.
Like how do you get from humans and fish can coexist peacefully?
How do you know that?
He made lots of like gaffes like that where he just said stupid shit because he's like
not very bright.
You should look at funny presidents.
All right, next.
I think I've made good judgments in the past and I think I've made some good judgments
in the future.
You know, let's see who said that.
I believe that I've made good judgments in the past.
I think I've made good judgments in the future.
That was former vice president Dan Quill.
All right, you're too for two so far.
You teach a child to read and hear her will be able to pass a literacy test.
Funny president moments.
It's all going to be Trump.
There's a fucking comedian.
Did you see?
You ever watched Kill Tony?
Yeah, I don't watch it that much anymore, but I used to listen to it a lot.
They did one two weeks ago, something like that.
Yeah.
Where they had Adam Ray, like as Biden and Gaila says, Trump.
It was fucking comics.
Did you?
It was amazing.
Isn't Joe Rogan special this week?
Or I heard that he's I heard that he's live streaming on his live streaming on Netflix.
It's like the first live stream.
Maybe yesterday.
I think it was yesterday.
Yesterday night.
Exciting primary Bill Clinton, George W. Bush.
There's not a compilation of all the presidents.
The most awkward political debate moments.
We ask kids how Trump is doing.
You want this one?
What?
Yeah, sure.
I just did that.
It was yesterday.
On Saturday, President Trump celebrates his first year in office.
It's been almost a year since the inauguration.
Even though it seems like it's like dog years, it seems like so many more.
President Trump's approval rating, according to the polls that were released today, is
at 37%, which isn't great.
But that was a poll.
No president has been that high of approval rating.
We stopped some children out on the street and we asked them how is the president doing,
and their answers went exactly like this.
Why do you think Trump has done in his first year in office?
Great.
What do you think he's done that's so great?
To save the world.
He saved the world?
From what?
From harmony.
This is fucking cruel.
Okay, never mind.
Do this to a kid.
I thought we were going to get something funnier than this, but I guess not.
You think Donald Trump has done a good job in his first year as president?
No.
Why not?
Because he wants to put a wall over Mexico.
Okay, we're not doing this.
There's some slander about Joe Rogan's, some new slander.
There's some stuff going around that his special was.
It was live?
Is that the whole thing?
It was live.
Okay.
Like they recorded it and it was live.
They did it live.
That's always kind of awkward with like a stand-up special.
You really want to like edit it down.
Like that's the whole.
Yeah, true.
But I guess like this is what Vanity said.
Because Vanity is a good place to get your news.
Vanity Fair.
It just says Vanity.
Variety?
Variety.
Oh, variety is different than Vanity Fair.
Sorry.
Variety.
Hey, Terry, remember what you said at the beginning of the show?
Yeah, I'm good at reading.
Getting good at reading.
Joe Rogan slams COVID vaccines, mocks the trans people in a live Netflix special.
Oh, I got to watch this now.
Burn the boats.
Everyone who complains is a Nazi.
I got a resubscribed in Netflix to watch this.
So you're telling me like a newspaper, an online newspaper is shitting on Joe Rogan?
Oh, dude, everybody's shitting.
Dude, what a surprise.
They always shitting on people.
Everybody shits on Joe Rogan.
Dude's baller.
Because he's such a big name in comedy.
And his podcast is...
What's it called?
Burn the boats?
Burn the boat.
Burn the boats.
Oh, is there a trailer?
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, go for it.
Burn the boats.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Joe Rogan.
Yeah!
You knew why you came here.
Feel that?
That's some ride home arguments in the air.
Just jokes, folks.
Just jokes.
I've liked his recent specials that the last couple of days put out.
I've enjoyed his comedy.
I don't think...
People need to understand that his podcast, obviously he says stupid shit.
He's obviously...
Yeah, Terry.
We say stupid shit, too.
Hey, Terry, what's the point of a podcast?
Yeah.
To say fucking stupid shit.
But he's stupid.
He just says stupid shit.
You gotta realize the first thing that he does, he's a comedian.
He's not a...
He's been a comedian since he was like...
He's not a 20 or something.
What is this one about?
Netherlands and...
Wait, go down.
No, I don't want to click on that.
Click on that.
What is it?
Oh, is this from the...
That's just from his stand-up.
Oh, I see.
I see.
This is illegal?
Yep.
You know, it's just good to see everybody having a good time.
The country's almost back to normal before World War III.
Yeah, it's always like a shirt, like a dress shirt.
It's not touching.
Yeah.
COVID was just so strange.
We lost a lot of people during COVID, and most of them are still alive.
That's funny.
Yeah, right?
Right?
There's a lot of people that I don't fuck with anymore.
Oh, yeah, he...
That's what I'm saying.
You get it in a theater in San Antonio.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
That's dope.
Before COVID, I would have told you that vaccines are the most important invention in human history.
After COVID, I'm like, I don't think we went to the moon.
I think Michelle Obama's got a dick.
I think Pete's again is real.
I think there's direct energy weapons and other kinds of things.
I think Michelle Obama's got a dick.
I think Pete's again is real.
I think Michelle Obama's got a dick.
I think Pete's again is real.
I think there's direct energy weapons and other kinds of things.
I'm just kidding.
I don't think Michelle Obama's got a dick, but I believe all that other shit.
Big Mike 2024.
That's funny.
He's a comedian.
I love that shit.
Best.
But that's what makes you want to resubscribe to Netflix now.
He's doing these jokes off of people's hatred.
He's talking about like a shit that happened.
That makes sense.
This is that one.
I don't want to ruin it for myself though.
I don't watch too much.
This is not someone to watch.
I like Joe Dogen.
I think he's funny.
He's great.
And the thing is, it's like, you know how people just don't like him because they think
he's like too manly and like, you know, that type of shit.
The funniest way for me to die is if I die from COVID.
Don't think I didn't think it.
When I got COVID, the first thought I had was like, oh my God, you better not die.
I talked so much shit.
If I die from COVID, the memes would never end.
The funniest way for me to die is if I die from COVID.
The thing is, I was talking to some people.
It's like when you go to a different country, right, and you're a tourist at this moment
in time because you're not from there and then someone comes up to you or you were walking
by and they're like, oh, that filthy American.
And then they get pissed off at you for being an American because it's like something that
like America did someone wrong.
And we're like, dude, we didn't do anything to you.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Right, right, right.
And then they're like, they get mad at you because you're an American.
We did nothing wrong.
The person that is running it is the one that did that fucking thing wrong.
Be mad at them.
I'm over here just minding my own business.
Trying to be an honest person.
And then you come over here and throw a bag at me or something like that.
I'm not saying they're from French because French people are harmless.
How much is Netflix now?
It's like $8.
No, like the non ad plan.
Oh, it's like 20 bucks.
23 standard with ads.
1080p is $7 standard 1080p.
I guess no ads less.
Wait, hold on.
1550.
This is standard with ads.
Ads less than you might think.
That's what they say down the ads less than you think.
They talk about how they put them strategically placed to like not interrupt the show.
Or maybe the beginning and the end or something.
That's probably the smart, like during the credits in the opening.
It's probably the best place to do it if you're going to do it and not piss people off.
But here's my problem is if I'm going to watch content nowadays.
You want to watch it in 4K HDR?
I have a 4K TV.
I want to watch it in that.
And so you have to pay the max price for that, which I don't always.
The funny thing is, I don't know why they do this.
Do you really want to spend $23 to watch?
Actually, just pay one month to watch shit and cancel it.
And then you can watch other things before you can.
Yeah, exactly. Just watch all the shit.
See, I never liked this about Netflix because like HBO and other ones I think too.
You just get it.
It's $15 a month or whatever it is and you just get the 4K.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I hate this shit where it's like $15 for standard and then you pay more for 4K.
That should be a standard.
We talked about this last week.
It's fucking stupid.
It's a constant.
It's just plans.
Everybody has a fucking plan.
And it's like, it's like trims to a goddamn car.
There's like so many trims to a fucking car that you have so many trims to a goddamn streaming service.
It's like, ooh, this one gives you ads, but not that as many as you think, Netflix.
And then you get a standard where it's like, it's 1080p.
You get 1080p with fucking ads.
You might as well just do the ads.
What's the difference?
I hate ads though.
You see what I'm saying?
Like they, they're like, this is what I don't understand.
This is what I don't understand right here.
This makes no sense.
Hear me out.
It's like a $9 difference for no ads.
And you still get the same as the standard.
There's nothing in between there.
They got to make the money.
There's nothing in between that says like, like, uh, you don't have like a premium.
Like this, the premium part is like 4k plus HDR.
There should be like a HDR part.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like there's so many trims.
It's like, you can get a, like I have a RAV4.
There's so many trims to a RAV4.
There's like the basic one.
Hold on a minute.
You're saying you want more tears?
No, no, no.
I'm just saying streaming service are turning into fucking car.
Yeah, I think that's it.
I think that they should have like literally the trim.
I don't like this.
I get like, I don't agree with it because I don't like ads, but I get it why they're doing it to get like a lower entry level price for people.
Yeah.
But I don't like this where they do standard and premium, do a version with ads and then do a version with no ads.
But don't, don't give me this resolution difference.
Yeah.
That's why I hate that shit.
Really.
I expect to see a few short ads per hour while watching Netflix.
A few short ads per hour.
Yeah.
See, in my opinion, the whole, the whole, the main thing about these streaming services was the fact there were no ads.
So if it's me, I'm either going to pay for the version with no ads or I'm not going to pay for the service.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to get the ad version.
It's the same thing with Amazon, I was over hanging out with Greg and James yesterday and we were watching Man on the High Castle.
And when do the ads come on at the beginning or?
Anywhere.
In the middle?
Yep.
Anywhere.
Oh no.
They just like pop in in the middle of the episode?
Yep.
Anywhere.
Yeah.
See, and you can't, the thing is, is that James is mine.
He thinks that if you back out, play the thing again and then back out again.
It doesn't work.
And then do it again.
He's like, oh, I can mastermind the ads.
It's like, dude.
But then you're interrupting the show by doing that.
Yeah.
You're still interrupting it.
Then they play like a minute ad.
They played like two 30 second ads in the middle of a show while you're watching.
Does it work?
Backing out and going back in?
No.
But he still tries to do it?
No, I think he figured that out because he just lets it go.
But when you, when you watch his YouTube, he does that.
You spend more time, like we were sitting there one time.
He was just, we were watching like a video or whatever.
An ad came on and he just backs out and then plays again, plays another, backs out, plays
another.
And these are like, you watch the ad for five seconds.
You can just skip it.
It would have been less time.
But then he's like, it's the principle behind it.
It's like, you just watched like four ads.
What I don't understand is, what I don't understand is, he should just have a laptop or a computer
hooked up instead of that, whatever device he has.
And then just do this like this.
I know.
Download Ublock Origin.
I have Ublock Origin.
And watch YouTube.
I know.
Trust me.
Then you wouldn't have to do it back.
We suggested this so long.
He was like, I could get a media, a media center.
I'm like, then do it.
A media center?
Yeah.
What's a media center?
Like what you just said, like it's like a Plex.
Like it's, you just need something that can run an internet browser so you can download
Ublock Origin.
That's all you need.
He needs a, he needs like a, like a Raspberry Pi equivalent thing.
Or just any old laptop.
He has a laptop.
He has an old Mac.
Yeah.
I wonder, I don't necessarily always want like a full computer experience on my TV,
but it might be like valuable from an accessing thing standpoint to just have like a Mac
mini plugged into your one of your ports on your TV and just be able to have that capability
there.
That'd be, that'd be cool.
Yeah.
I mean, Mac mini is not like cheap.
Yeah.
But you can find, you can find those like mini computers for a hella cheap.
But like a Raspberry Pi is hella cheap.
You can do the same thing.
You can just make a media center.
Kind of.
I think I'd want something more powerful than a Raspberry Pi.
There's Raspberry Pi's nowadays.
You can get pretty, pretty beefy.
I know I have one.
You have Raspberry Pi?
No.
Where?
Is it that thing up there?
I have two boxes on the top.
One of them is a Pi.
Oh.
But Raspberry Pi's are not bad.
I bought it when they were like hella cheap.
No, hella expensive.
Back in like during COVID when they were like out of stock and everyone was jacking up the
price.
Because a Raspberry Pi 5 is, this is what I don't like.
It's like, it's like you go to their website and it goes buy now.
And then it goes, I hit buy now and it goes, let me take you to a different site.
One of our retailers.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, just sell it on your site.
It's like 80 bucks for a Raspberry Pi.
I still think I'd want the actual like an X, what's it?
X64, X84 architecture?
I'd want an actual like computer.
And you can just get like a.
Like they have little mini PCs.
In a box like a Mac, basically like a Mac mini, but like a PC.
He has like another computer.
Yeah.
That you could just throw in that room.
Although I get the, like I like, I like, I get it.
The little, just a little remote.
I get it with Apple TV.
That versus having a whole keyboard and mouse.
It is more convenient, but you don't have the same flexibility without a computer.
Yeah.
So it's a trade off.
Well, the thing is nowadays, even if you had a laptop or a computer in that room, you
can get a wireless keyboard and mouse.
Well, no, that's not the problem.
It's like, do you want to use that versus just a nice community or more?
I rather use, I don't care about the remote.
I just figured out the other day that when I'm watching TV with my Apple TV, I can just
use the keyword, you know, Siri.
Just make sure my search stuff.
No, John, but TV.
What?
Legit.
Yeah.
Seriously?
Yeah.
We'll take a little like pause break, but tell, tell.
I gotta pee anyway.
Want to go out and check it?
Yeah.
Go.
We should talk about your fucking can and beach trip.
Do you actually go to beach?
It wasn't like a can beach, can and beach.
No, no, but you like went there to get food?
Did you actually go or no?
Yo, liquid, liquid got a, oh, okay.
We'll go back.
No, I went down with.
Other humans.
Yeah.
I went down with other humans, two other humans.
And because they never been there.
To can and beach.
No.
To Portland and they wanted to see Portland for what it was.
And you like, stay on there.
Yeah.
And then we went to, so we stayed there.
We got some food, got some drinks.
And then the next day we went to like, that was the day where we went to Telemuk and then
to can and beach.
But it went like.
We went through the mountain.
Yeah.
To Telemuk and then up to can and beach.
Yeah.
Okay.
But the shitty part was that day was a little.
Rainy.
It was like overcast and muggy and rainy and nasty.
But I mean, it was still fine.
It was still fun.
But would you do in Telemuk?
The thing.
We stopped by the fucking factory.
We went to Telemuk.
To the cheese factory.
No, the funny thing.
Did you stop by the plane hanger thing?
No.
They just wanted to go see the.
Cheese factory.
Because they're huge fans of Telemuk.
Who else isn't?
But then we got some ice cream.
Because that's what you get there.
You don't get the cheese.
You don't get anything else.
You just get ice cream.
Well, we got ice cream and they only have a specific ice cream that's only there.
Which is the Marion Berry swirl.
Oh, yeah.
I've heard of that one.
And it's only there.
You can't get it anywhere in the stores.
It's only fucking there.
Did you like it?
Oh, 100%.
Chef's kiss.
Yeah.
You're pissed?
Well, the thing was we didn't have.
Did you guys all get that one?
I got like their, it was like a campfire s'more thing.
It was pretty good.
But I was like, damn, that's so good.
I was like, I wish I could go buy it.
And you can't buy it in the store either.
It's just, they just make it for.
So, you went there, got special ice cream.
And then went up to Canobiche.
And then we went up to Canobiche.
But the funny thing about it is that we were there.
So what was the goal?
You were trying to get seafood in Canobiche?
The goal, well, we were.
You know that if you did want to go to Pacific City, you just would have had to drive like
south by like 30 minutes and you would have been in Pacific City.
I know.
From Telemuk.
I know.
That's the only place like, you know, I have recommendations for.
Trust me.
And so this is what happened.
So we were, we were in Telemuk and they wanted to see the cheese factory and see how everything
was made.
And the funny thing about it was they did, they brought their dog.
So I've been inside Telemuk.
I didn't really need to go inside there.
You've been in the factory before?
I've been in there.
So it's not that.
Oh yeah, with us.
Yeah.
So it wasn't like, I was missing anything.
I was like, y'all just go do your stuff.
Why didn't you want to go in?
Oh, to watch the dog?
Yeah, to watch the dog because the dogs can't go inside.
So I watched the dog.
It's like, I've been inside.
I know what it is.
I don't really need to see it.
And then they're like, they did all their stuff.
They come back outside and then we're about to leave.
And I'm like, I'm like, oh, one of them came outside to watch the dog so I can go use the
restroom.
And I was like, oh, you dump that shit in there?
Oh, no, I just took a piss.
Okay.
And then I was like, uh, I have shit in that bathroom.
Massive shit.
I was like, oh wait, I'm going to go get some cheese samples.
And so I know where it is upstairs.
So I ran upstairs.
I grabbed some cheese samples, which was like, they had a sharp white cheddar.
Do they have the curve?
No, they just said they're just pouring out the like little cheese sample thing.
So like they're like, uh, the white sharp cheddar, medium cheddar, and then, uh, whole
milk mozzarella, whole milk mozzarella was good.
And then I run back down the stairs and then they're like, where'd you get these cheese
samples?
Like, oops.
I thought they wanted to go on the tour.
No, they didn't go on the tour.
Well, no, I mean, you walk upstairs.
Yeah.
So, so.
You go down out in the glass and then you get the cheese and the way down, get to the
gift shop, trust me.
Okay.
This is what happened.
I don't know.
And then so they're like, would you get that cheese?
I was like, upstairs and they're like, what do you mean by upstairs?
I'm like, do they not even go upstairs?
I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
Wait, wait.
They toured the building only in the first floor, so the only tours on the top floor.
So, so they go, they went inside and then they went into the gift shop.
Uh-huh, and then they looked around the gift shop and then they did some touristy stuff down there
And then they read like how the cheese was like how it became telemuk and shit like that
Mm-hmm, and then I go and I was like okay cool
And I was like wait hold on you two never went upstairs, and they go what do you mean? I go hold on
I go great. I go wait
That's amazing. Do you not know that the like the main the main tour party's action is upstairs ago
There's a hole the whole reason people come is to go upstairs like there's an upstairs like wait
That's hilarious. It is she's like I read I read the I read how it was made and shit like that
I was like you watch how it's made you have to go upstairs watch out
What I was like go upstairs. Oh, there's like over leaving. I'm like no I was like you have to go upstairs
Did they not do it? No. Oh, no, I was like you missed the whole attraction. Oh
That's the funny thing about it was is that
when
This discussion I go back in this discussion. Well, that's the reason think the discussion didn't happen to I we sat down in the car
Oh
And I was like I was like you see everything that you wanted to see though
Yeah, I was like did you go see the tour and they're like what tour and I was like did you not go upstairs?
You know there's a literally when you walk in the main entrance
All you see is a giant staircase like fills the whole middle of the building. That's
But I would I would say I would say that day don't know why on a muggy ass day
It was very poppin and they're already it was super busy. It's been really busy every time I've been there in a
lot of times every time so they're like I
Understand you don't like hang out too long
They both were just like over stimulated with like people and stuff like that so they didn't understand like
They probably didn't see the upstairs part, but I knew where I was going cuz I was just running in there
I was gonna buy I was gonna buy a hoodie like it was just a blue. It was a blue hoodie and then I had the
like yellow orange ish
Telemuk thing and I looked at it and it's like
$60 like I could spend $60 on something else that I don't need a fucking 60 bucks for a hoodie
Yeah, I was like I don't need it. I think that's how much I pay for this Palak and hoodie at Pacific City
the thing is $60 is because
They know you're gonna it's like a once in a not a once in a lifetime thing
But you just buy it when you get there because it's it's just convenient. I don't even know if tell them I can buy it online
I know you just yeah, and I'm just saying
So okay, so you leave till a muck so we leave till a muck and then right when we're leaving till a muck I
I
Message Mike and I go hey what that's when you message me. Yes. Oh
I did not yeah, I did I to respond to you right away. You did you like later on and then my because my mind I when I
Was busy at work. That's fine. I remember and then my mind goes I go oh
What's good stuff in Pacific City?
Not knowing that I'm going to Canon Beach
Because my mind just knowing but not remembering realizing so then I messaged you I was like hey
What are good places in Canon Beach or?
Pacific City, and then you told them them and then I told them I was like oh, then they were like these are
Okay, well I said there's Pelican which there is one in Canon Beach. Oh really yeah
Oh, I didn't know that right when we first came in I was like oh this Pelican and then I was like there's they're like
They were both slightly hungry. Oh
You were literally driving into Canon Beach when you as you were looking at my answers and then because they were slightly hungry
We they were like we can eat like something quick and fast or something like some fish tacos or something
Dude the place in Pacific City with the tacos is banging it so I go and I so go oh you're like this place is really good for quick
Tacos, I was like oh there's a taco joint here and I
Look down and I type it in I go
And it zooms down to a specific and it's like it's like I
Doesn't it doesn't show up
And I go yeah, yeah, I go what the fuck and I go oh
Shit, and I read the I read the text to you and I was like oh fuck
I was like oh I'm in Canon Beach not fucking Pacific City
So I felt so stupid, but we see that we saw the iconic rock on Canon Beach. Yeah pelicans are there. Oh, yeah
I just I never come here. We so we yeah, so we went
Like the the famous rockers right there the haystack rock. Yeah, so we we came
We came over here did you walk out here? No, it was this was like hello gloomy and shit
Was it raining? It was like misty all day. Oh we parked like over here and
Then we walked across and then we came down like right there and then just where did you get food? We didn't get food
But they were hungry they they they weren't hungry. They just wanted a snack
So they said they said we can wait because it's only like an hour an hour and 30 minute drive back to
Portland and then we can just get food then none of us were starved wait
So you were in Portland woke up in Portland woke up early drove to Ptilemuk yep drove up through Canon Beach
Yep Astoria and background of Portland. No just
Do you go back down? No, no, no, there's a way back from through there just east you just go east
Yeah, you go up and then you go over so you left Canon Beach on back to Portland correct. Oh, you didn't eat any no
No, oh man, you got to eat out at the beach. They didn't they didn't they weren't hungry
Because I I asked one of them and I was like hey
They were like I'm a little hungry like you can get some like
You want you know some oysters or some shit. I'm sure there's probably other places, too. I just don't know this town
I don't know that town either
There's this place has a little seafood we walked past that place way fairer restaurant. Oh my god. Oh my god
It's only a 64 rating dog. Don't care looks banging. I
Don't rely on the stars. I just see what I see and then what I see is good shit
But yeah, so we just went back to a great Italian restaurant
Okay, so we did get food, but damn yeah
Too bad. They just go up. You just go up and then you just take a right here
And then you just go on 26 and follow it all the way down. Okay
Nice wait
Yeah, yeah, it's 26. Yep, you came down this one six drove north and then came back 26 to Portland. Yeah, huh?
Yeah, it was fun. It was fun time and then
Like the places that we wanted to go do
Like see in Portland and places that they wanted to go mainly the trip was Portland
This was kind of like a side thing. Yes, it's just a side thing. Okay
That we wanted to go they wanted really wanted to go see tell them because they're tell them a fans got
um and
Then there's places that they wanted to go see in Portland like some food joints
But they were closed on like Mondays and Tuesdays. Oh
And then there's there was a bar that they wanted to go to which was also closed Mondays
What the fuck and then they want to go to a bar that uh
All they do it's like a sports bar
But all they do is just play like women's sports
Because they're like on the TV on the TV. That's all they play. Oh
Do they not want people to come and buy stuff now they do it's a bar. They just know saying
It's a great way to have no one come to your bar. It's a joke
Living sports no one watches that haha. I think women's sports is better
I like better saying the main clientele for a sports bar. I get you I get you but it's like a
Like a female owned bar and stuff like that. So it's isn't like famous. That's why they know about it or I think
You know what it's called. It's called sports sports bra
No way
The sports bra
That's hilarious all the sports bra. Let's see where it is. I'm done. It's over by Frank's Frank's you know house. Okay
Huh, but we went to Frank's you know house and that shit was you got food there. Yeah, is that your recommendation?
That was my recommendation and I loved it
But yeah sports bra
Huh, it's just a it was closed though. It was yeah, it's closed fucking Monday Tuesday. I think that's funny
Just the it's just a bar. It's just a sports bar. That plays women sports only got you that's it
And then Frank's you know house is like three like
Oh
Man, and then I then I told I told yep. I yep. Yeah, I remember when me and you and James went like years and years ago
Yeah, I'll show you how long that's the one time I've ever been there
Frank's noodle house
See thanks. Yeah looks the same. Mm-hmm. I remember it. I remember from being there. Yeah, and then we got
I just remember how good the noodles taste. Oh dude. We we got a show you the noodles that we got
Menu the fuck is this oh
And then we went to the Nike headquarters
I wanted to go see it. We drove around it
Nudes they're fucking banging thick boy. That's the black bean noodles. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. That's what you got
Yeah, we shared it. Oh, we weren't just one order. We weren't terrible. Ah, they're thick nudes
Wait, let me find mine
Because we didn't I didn't get noodles I got like a rice dish
Why?
The last time we went I think I got a rice dish. Well when we I was there with you. Yeah, cuz I was poor
Right I was poor
So you bought rice instead of noodles. Yeah, what's the rice like way cheaper? Yes
Way cheaper. I won't say way cheaper, but
There's two way. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Go down. No
There's two Frank's noodle houses has two locations beaverton
No, we went to the original house anyway. So yeah, I want to see do that. I wonder if they have more pictures
I want to see like pictures of the man's I'm mad that they have two spots, but good for them. Why are you mad?
Why? Yeah, because
For a better experience, please open and grow
Why
What is it called? Oh, it's not even working
I want the um, what was it I got the
Octopus noodles. That's what I got octopusy octopus noodles is what I got Frank's noodle
surf right noodles
I did this is it. Oh, it's working. Oh, I just see this picture Terry. No, I got this
thick nudes with some like fat boy
Oh squid tentacles. Oh, so good. I didn't know that
Quick go get it Terry. It's like three hours. Go go go fuck that. Oh
Fogo
Yeah, and then we got a I would add shrimp now squid a plus shrimp. Oh my god
$16. Oh hell yeah
Then yeah, we got black beans stir-fry noodles or black bean noodles. I think
Specialty noodles. Can you scroll or the broken?
No
It was a
Bean paste something black bean right there hand-pulled with black bean sauce
It was fucking banging. Oh
There's no picture
Popular I already gave you the picture
They all said they all say popular it was banging and then we also got a
The fried spring rolls which were also fire, but they really enjoyed the place
And then we head back home, but we were all just
Like most the trip was just us being like
Stuck in a car. So it's just like like California. Yeah, it's just like you why you just have no
Cuz you're driving around mainly. Yeah, you just have no energy because you're sitting in a car and just like this is fucking
Stupid, I just want to go back home. So most of us would just want to go back home
But you are driving around because you wanted to see different sites. That's why you were driving around though, huh?
You are driving around to see different sites
Yeah, that was the whole goal. That was the goal. That was the purpose, but also like we wanted to oh
I
Forgot there was an experience that happened. So we went to but they wanted to experience certain places
They want to go to but they couldn't because they were close they were closed and they got mad
But they should have thought ahead and looked well the thing the thing was is
She did she looked and
How business these days are fucking stupid where they close Monday Tuesday for some fucking reason
But if you looked at we wouldn't know and they were closed right
But the thing was is that she did misread it
For multiple locations. Yes, oh because we we went down on
Sunday Sunday afternoon
That sports bra bar was open Sunday Sunday
Alright thinking that a bar
Bar the word bar would be open every night down on Sunday night
No, no because we think we thought it was gonna be open because it's a bar
Well bars are I mean if you're gonna take any day off it's gonna be Monday Tuesday
I'm just saying a bar should be open every day. Well, not necessarily
and a lot of a lot of places and because the more popular times are
The later half of the week plus the weekend a lot of places do close early in the week
That's a normal thing that I've seen I
Mean hold up
Hold on folks
He's popping that top Wow
The first little pop with the fizz was nice. Yeah, it was
So
So we couldn't go to the place they were kind of they were kind of just like
She was kind of distraught because she was just like I really wanted to go to these places and so did her
Sister wanted to go to the same places
But couldn't go there
Then it is found like other random places we just found random places, but they were good. Don't get me wrong. Yeah
But we went to an Italian restaurant had some good lasagna one had like muscles and clams and then the other one had pizza
But so we were leaving that place what you have I had lasagna with muscles and clams. No, no, no, there was another dish. Oh
And so we left that place after we got back and we were walking down I was like, oh
There's like food carts over like food trucks. Yeah, Portland's known for their food trucks. Okay, and this guy
We stopped because we were just waiting for the crosswalk or we're trying to like figure out where to go to get some more alcohol
like bottles of wine
To drink like at your place. Yeah
It's fucking cool. I mean it's better than buying a fucking
42 bottle of $40 $40 wine at a fucking hotel. You're not a wine drinker. I am now
I do like wine. I drink a lot of merlot's
Here you go. It finally worked
Isn't that creepy yep, we're gonna use it
Do you want to know what I typed in tell them up cheese women
This is hella creepy look at their eyes. I don't like it. They're eyes are so cute
This is hella creepy look at their eyes. I don't like it. They're eyes in their hands. I don't like it
The eyes are what's killing me. Yeah, I don't like it dude. I
Don't know why they're wearing masks
Oh, cuz the people were masks and hairnets there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah three people going to the Tillamook cheese factory to get cheese samples
Well, that's it folks, it's so creepy. I don't like it, but it's it's so small that you're not gonna be able to make out the different features
But so we we were walking and then we stopped because we were trying to get over figuring out where to go on
the phone to go get
drinks essentially and then this guy just started talking to us
From the food truck and I was like, oh, hey, what's up?
he's like
We were then we're like, oh, yeah, we just went to that Italian restaurant and I had leftovers and
He's like, oh, I haven't been to that place in like, you know, ten years. I was like, hey, do you want like
You want like the rest of my lasagna are you a homeless guy? No dude that owned the food truck. Oh
Why were you on the food truck? We didn't go to a food truck
We stopped in front of a food truck because to look at the menu. No, and then the guy popped out was like, hey
Do you want some food? We're like, oh, we just ate and he's like, he's like, oh, where'd you eat?
And we're like we went to this the Italian restaurant just down the road
He goes, oh, I haven't been there in like ten years and I was like, do you want some of my lasagna?
I have some leftovers and he goes
He's like, that is the most generous thing that anybody has done to me and he goes
Would you like a euro?
And I go what and he goes, yeah, would you like a euro for free and I was like sure and
So we exchanged I exchanged my lasagna and I was like dude
It's only like maybe two bites maybe three and he goes doesn't matter your generosity for you giving me that
Lasagna and I haven't been there for ten years is enough for a euro and I was like
Okay, and so he threw like he has another side of it that has like tables and stuff that you can set out and eat
He threw me the keys and we unlocked it the door and then
It sat in there and the guy was just like so generous. He was just
We need to find out what his name is so I can blast him on this fucking thing
Blast him. Can you can you pull up your map?
Look up for you know what it's called
No, I forgot
Look up ace
Yeah, that'll work
Scroll down into it
That's a restaurant not a food truck. No, I'm looking for I don't think I'm gonna Italian a look up an Italian restaurant. I
Think it's called Mamma Mia. Yeah, it's called Mamma Mia
Yeah, just like a one yep
Where is it so go scroll down into it scroll down
No, no
On the list go right there
That one
This one. Yeah
No, not that one that one
No, the Indian cuisine it his spot is right here
That's where we went. Is it a permanent spot it looked like it a black box. No
It is it did have halal
No, it was on the corner. I know I'm just wondering if it's changed and used to be over here. I wonder
But anyway, it's in the same parking lot as the restaurant. I guess
But yeah, he gave he gave us like a
Free a free euros and buns on the run. He gave us a free euro. Here you go
Um, I'm a Omar heroes and shawarma that wasn't it. Let me see
That's all that's here. I know it that's it's probably because it's moved or whatever probably
But it's just all the time
I bet it's this other one this one on the other side. It's well anyways, he he was it's an Egyptian restaurant
This sounds like an Egyptian name
Um doesn't matter
Oh, this is it's called this this is what it's called. That's why you can't find it
El Maasri because it's in it. Where is it at? It's on that same corner. That's what I'm saying
El Maasri look it up
You're not typing anything El Maasri. What Egyptian cuisine
We're looking we're typing it
Anyways this guy's been there for like 16 years and he kind of he was just like feeding he feeds the homeless a little bit
And oh
Just yeah, it's right on the corner. No, it's on the opposite corner. It is definitely not on the opposite fucking corner
Oh, it just it shows up on this map on this side. Yeah, it's definitely not on the well
It's in the right vicinity. They just but yeah, so the guys been there for like 16 years or so
And he he made me this euro because I gave him some lasagna
And it was like the nicest thing
Like I've ever gotten from some person but he's like
He was very humble about it and was he's like, yeah, I feed I feed the home guy right there in the bread shirt
Can't see him for this little guy not the short little dude. That's it
But the guy's been there for like 16 years in the same spot, I guess and he feeds like homeless people like rice and chicken
A lot like leftovers. It's a shout out to this guy. I forgot what his name was
But here's our website I think yeah looks like it
Gallery
Yeah, I just want you know maybe this guy it's that guy on the right
That guy on the right. I know. Yeah, it's that guy on the right
Nicest dude forgot his name, but he's really sweet
Cool
But I do recommend going there support that man if you're ever in Portland
What was it? What's the name called again? L?
El mazary
100% Egyptian cuisine
Yep, it was really good the euro. I didn't eat it because I was full next morning still fucking good fucking fabulous
But it probably would have been I still give it about a 90
But it probably would have been a hundred if I did like right afterward right after you made it
But he was very he's a very nice man
So yeah
Yeah, it doesn't have his name on here, but his name is like the start of the G
But anytime that I go down to Portland, I got to go get some of his euros so every time
It doesn't have a name for the guy. That's okay. But yeah
It was awesome
It's a good guy shout out to that guy shout out to El Maaz
Oh here you go. What about this one?
Uh, even even weird, why is it coming out with like people with messed up faces now even we're looking at their arms and hands
This is insane. Hey Terry talking about skinny ankles
Oh my god, we're doing
You don't want this no it's a food truck though. No
What do you want Terry?
No, maybe I should stop doing people. Yeah, don't put people in there. What what should it be?
Just be like cheese wheel
Cheese wheel?
Tell em look cheese
Cow do a cow cheese cow
This is not such thing as cheese cow
Tell em look dairy cow, dairy cow
That's not gonna be good
It might
Oh
I'm glad you enjoyed Portland. Yeah, was it raining in Portland? No, it was only one day. It was kind of like really muggy and shit
Other than that it was really good
It was not by the beach it was like that but not at Portland. The whole day
Was like muggy
So muggy or like misty overcast like misty overcast
But yeah, the whole day was it was it was sucked but it was fun later in the day was nicer
Hell yeah, it was good
See you can buy like you can buy like a fucking
Doesn't matter, but it was good. I liked it
I had something else I wanted to talk about
Should we do predictions for Xandavort so we just write them down and not for probably about it probably
Yeah, um
Do you do you want to play my videos?
They're pretty much all f1 related
Not gonna lie to you
Save some of them for next time. I'll watch the I'll watch the um, you know, we still have time. I'll watch the spa song
Do you have the spa song? Oh, I didn't realize that no you can play my videos. They're short and sweet. We still have time
Okay, I'm just how hungry
You want to just you want to go until one?
Yeah, like 13 more minutes. That's fine
Did you send them to me? I did yes
I always suppose Scott wrong always both scoot
Let me see you let me let me see if he has a new song
But yeah
Yeah, they're they're pretty much all almost all f1 related stuff
Saturday farts
What is it just f1 really? Oh, no, there's farts and then f1 really
Can I just he's like what is he working on it's not a transmission or so. What is that?
That's a dirt bike that first one's really
What I see airy
I like that one
Oh
I'm not.
Why is that not healthy? That's fine. That's a good that's a long part dude. That's fine though.
Uh.
What sound does an F1 car make?
I think I saw that somewhere.
What does an F1 car make?
The real F1, too?
I'm a high performance athlete.
James.
It's Valkyrie.
I hope it's not a bad thing.
I'm a high performance athlete.
James. It's Valkyrie.
I hope in the restaurant.
How are you feeling?
Get the wall.
I am stupid.
I'm a high performance athlete.
Clare, through goes Hamilton.
I'm a Sergio.
It was hard to comprehend without the video.
Yeah, I would assume it's just all there like sound bits.
Well, you got a lot of shit and farting.
Oh my God.
Is it normal to fart a lot?
Yes.
You let gas be put in.
Avoid adverse motion.
We have an ibuprofen products for three days.
Regular diet.
No alcohol.
No sleeping pills.
No alcohol.
Basically, Valkyrie machinery is going to work today.
I think we've heard this one.
Wait, why is someone so young having a colonoscopy?
He probably tore someone's asshole.
Jesus Christ.
God damn.
Oh my God.
He's on X games mode.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
This is an actual song.
This is the actual lyrics?
I think it's called like glued my balls to.
Oh wow.
Shame on you.
It's good beat.
I like it.
I know, I like it.
Shame on you.
Good God.
I pulled too hard.
Now my scrotum's stretched out.
God, oh my God.
Oh God, I glued my balls to my butt hole.
Oh my God.
What did I do?
That's great.
I think it's called I glued my balls.
That's a great beat.
Can you find it really fast?
I think it's like glued my butt hole.
My balls.
All right, this is that.
That's a winner.
That's a great picture.
I don't even know where this went.
Is this it?
I glued my balls to my butt hole song.
I glued my balls.
I think that's what it's called.
I'm hungry.
I glued my balls to my butt hole again.
Is that what it's called?
To my butt hole.
Oh my God.
What did I do?
I can't take this.
Is this copyrighted?
Probably.
I'm blocking up my butt hole.
Fool me once.
Shame on you.
Fool me twice.
This is not like an old song, is it?
I don't know.
Shame on you.
I think it just has to be.
I pulled too hard.
Now my skin is stretched out.
Like a funky.
Okay.
That's not it.
The fuck.
Is this it?
No, women wake up any old.
Sing the chorus and it goes.
I'm some shitty.
Do you want to?
It's when I just say I was so I was so.
So at the end of the race, I want to send you something.
Hold on.
At the end of spa, make sure you get this.
You got it at the end.
I can't see my cursor at the end of spa.
When Hamilton was closing in on the end of the race,
I was like, I'm going to get this.
I'm going to get this.
When Hamilton was closing on Russell.
Yeah, and.
Oh, hundred times out of a hundred should have been able to
pass him.
Yeah.
Louis is back.
Let's go, baby.
I was fucking Ella Rockhard.
I was walking with Tyler.
And when that didn't happen, I was pissed off.
I had a dream right before that race on Sunday.
I had a dream that Lewis Hamilton won the race of Spa.
And then all of a sudden it became true
after he got DNF.
Oh, he had me on the back.
What did he say?
He can't have a bike on him.
Oh, and the penis.
Oh, he hit me in the penis.
Oh, and the penis. I couldn't hear what he was saying.
That's hilarious.
He got a ball thrown his dick.
Oh, he hit me in the penis.
What's this?
Where do you guys pretend to spend the days of vacation? Max?
What are you planning?
A lot of cardio and a lot of wrist training.
No, not what you think it is.
You dirty man.
Okay.
Next one.
So dumb.
You dirty man.
That's a good ISO one.
You dirty man.
That's a good one.
That's insane.
Did you play all my videos?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
I need the last one.
Okay.
He is.
Unfortunately.
I like that the majority of the song is shitting on Paris.
I love that shit.
That's great.
I can't believe they had the meeting and kept him.
I thought for sure they were going to fire him at the end.
Oh, I know why.
It just pisses me the fuck off.
God damn it.
I'm so stupid.
They're going to lose.
That's a great cow picture.
I mean, that's just fucking phenomenal.
The only reason why they're keeping Paris is because of sponsor money.
Oh, there was a meme going around saying,
there was a meme going around saying,
What the fuck is this?
Is that a finger?
It ain't others.
Okay.
What's the Zandvoort race?
The reason there was a meme going around,
the only reason why they kept Paris
was because the Mexican cartel called them.
I didn't hear that one.
I heard that one.
That could be true.
Probably not.
It's probably not true, but...
Dude, like we got first.
What do you...
1 through 4 in the premiere,
Blast Pro series,
Fall premiere.
They beat Navi twice.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
I'm first. What the fuck are you writing for?
You won.
I'm here.
You won. I go first.
No, you get to pick the tiebreaker.
Usually when you write down the people that win first?
Terry, it's a benefit for you to not...
to go second.
Whatever.
In Counter-Strike,
Liquid beat with their new roster.
Navi twice.
Say that again?
You get to pick the tiebreaker first.
Team Liquid.
In Counter-Strike.
Beat Navi twice.
Is Navi good?
What's Liquid not good?
Liquid is...
Navi's like...
top 2.
The number one team in the world right now.
Navi is. They beat him twice.
Okay. Good for them.
Navi's good.
Write your shut down.
You get to pick the number first.
That's the benefit.
I like where your head's at.
That'll be the benefit you get.
Literally, with the way the races have been going,
it's all been
the lower number
for tiebreakers, I feel.
Until Xandivore comes and everyone's like,
every fucking dude's a person's gonna crash.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna pick.
I'm just trying to change it up is what I'm doing.
I don't want to keep picking the same old shit.
Although I'm still picking the same types of people,
but just in different orders.
That's a great picture I just made of that cow.
Although I feel like we should have the picture
be matching the title.
It does!
That cow. Skinny ankles.
The cow with skinny ankles.
You're being genius.
Yeah, man!
Shout out to you. Shout out to me.
Shout out to me.
Dude, I'm not gonna do it with people anymore,
because that's creepy as shit.
We're gonna end on this song while I edit the video.
Fuck dude, fuck.
You scared?
Yeah.
Because I picked Max Lando Ham Piazzerie Science.
Okay.
And then you picked Ham Max Lando Piazzerie Leclerc.
Okay.
What do you want? You want three?
Or put two?
What did you pick?
Two. One.
Ha ha! Watch out now!
I just came in for the undercut right there, brother.
I glued my butt! Oh yeah!
That was a good...
Look how many...
I had two... 1.1 million views.
I wonder if it's on like...
I'm gonna...
Let me see if it's kind of on Apple Music.
Right, final thoughts.
What do you got?
I glued my butt! Oh yeah!
Final thoughts.
What?
Final thoughts.
Before we end on this song.
Glued my butt holes?
Dude, no way.
What?
I just want to play this bitch and I'll run.
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Oh, here's some other songs.
Did you know that song was a song when you had that video?
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They have some other videos too.
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This one says my arms are just fucking stuck.
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