We're live and we're live. Hello. I just want to just learn to what face it was online. I just want to know face it is
Face it if you ever play video games
competitively
It's trash
But Terry hates it, but I don't I thought they were like the premiere one so
Back in the don't didn't you like bitch about ESEA or something lately? I
Want to say a bitch about ESEA. ESEA was really good. Here's the issue when ESEA was at its height
It was really good
Like the servers were good. The player base was good
Obviously it's still and then face took over and then face it came out and started taking the ESC because it was free
So you know they got a big-ass dick surround and it because it was yeah
Let's bring in the dicks around a big-ass cocks around because it was free
Yeah, you didn't have to pay an annual subscription to ESEA and the servers to face it to face it
We're 128 tick and not 64 tick which they said head 128 face it had 128 and so did you see you had to pay for that though
But you see you had to pay for but their servers were way better
Okay, because you're paying for something to keep the maintenance up while face it is free
We've talked about this on the podcast before and it wasn't that long ago
Was it?
I bet you explain this literally verbatim the same thing. Yeah, but so what's the big deal Terry?
Why are you talking about face it? Why am I talking about face it? I was trying to play I've been getting into Counter Strike again
Oh my god for the
I've been playing five six seven time. They're probably hundreds of times. I've been I've been ripe too
I don't put the other on on days. I don't go out usually I don't either so I didn't put the other on today
I haven't showered nice
But usually what happens is is that
We were talking about face it. Okay
What happened was is that I played face it and I was getting into it again and
I wanted to play but my my email account that was associated with
The the account that I play with I don't remember the login
And it was also associated with an email that I don't have any access to anymore so had a contact customer service from face
It which is also trash
This is the only good thing they've done since I've had that like I've contacted them
It's the only good thing they've done
But yeah, I got my account back and now I can actually play again
So it's I'm excited to play on face it even now yet played on it. No just got it back
Like I just literally just now like ten minutes ago. Yeah, but I'm excited to play on it again
But it is I would say from matchmaking on the CS2 servers to face it
You're getting the exact same people
Because it doesn't matter that like
for me I
If you pull up you can pull up my stats if you want you don't want to okay, I
Have to run to face it. No, you can go to it's called leadify. I'm sorry. Leetify
Leti I
lead to fi
What
That's what's called I
Don't know if you can I'm not signing up. I don't think you can sign in and look for me
You have to
You don't have to sign up. I mean I can lock in your name. Just lock it log in
Have an idea
Hit through steam
Have an idea I could probably do it from right here
Just hit sign in
And just do it it's fine. Oh
You're good. I don't give a fuck
and then you can go to like I
Thought you said your name was a
Duss or something. Yeah, that's on that's on my account. I'm sus Terry if you ever see me on this esteem online
This is steam. No, this is like no, but this is steam though. Yeah, that's my steam account
So this is like telling you like how how well I've been doing and like focuses areas
I need to focus on which is literally a lot
Not really it's like three key so you're pretty average in every single setting
Wait, is this out of a hundred? Oh dude look at that
Look at the most recent highlights. Wait, how is 82 average, but 49 is also average. I don't know. How does that make sense?
You might want to consider throwing some more utility
Yes, you'll you'll risk flashing some teammates, but we promise it's worth it in the long run
Yeah, it doesn't tell you where but it just tells you need more flash more
You're just running with your gun like a fucking dude. I've been look do you like it a 4k on that bitch? Watch that
Watch that video. It might be loud. Oh
We'll not play. Oh, that's loading. Oh
You might have to click it. Oh, that's not playing. Oh
How's that not a headshot tell me that oh wait, hold on a minute. Let me just make sure. Oh, maybe maybe I don't
It's like sometimes
Because I'm you know, I'm not whoa. You want to watch all my shit. I don't do it. Can we please? No, why not?
No, come on. I want to see all my my big stuff. I
Want to see all my cool. I want to see my I want to see I want you to critique me
Is it playing? Oh
Yeah, that's not my computer, but I know it's like
Yeah, look at me dude. Oh
Oh, it's like a dick. You're stupid
Oh fuck that guy clutch
Oh, I thought it was gonna be like you're a little bit give me my other one. I got a tooth. Oh, that's drew. That's true. This yeah, yeah, it's true
Oh
This is him playing this is him play
So so exposed so exposed he doesn't he doesn't play
He was literally walking
Oh, hold on look how I know look how exposed
Why does this pop every time I pause it? I don't fucking let's do how do I play again?
Just stay here. Yeah, and just hit the just hit the refresh or this
Yeah, that's a good shot. He's way too wide though. But people people in this fucking game suck dick
It doesn't matter. I'm in this one. He's like this one. He's just walking
I'm actually surprised. Is that a headshot? That's he got like a lucky balance or something because that was
That's not good. This is how countershock makes you a better player. That's it pretty much
What's that one visit these are like a couple days ago five months ago, oh this clip is missing
Oh, I don't want to okay. Just go to a different one. Oh
I think we're gonna get this thing where are they missing Terry? I don't know. Oh, this one's loading
Maybe
Well, whatever but yeah
Yeah, yeah, so I got my can I log out of this now. Oh, yeah, you can
Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so go to Matt go to matches on the left-hand side
So this is so right there my rank
So
So I got ancient, huh?
Ancient so this is the last
So I've won
Nine straight one two, yeah three six. Yeah one nine straight
Where's the win green? Oh
I see oh the round
Last vertigo
Last vertigo 7-eleven I put a shit on 7-eleven look at that shit. Oh
This is your last they do not understand what I do
July 11 and July 12. Okay, so I believe on vertigo
Wait, no to the top one go to the top your silver. That's on so they made the rankings really stupid
And like if you play you play competitive you get like
Gold Nova silver elite shit like that. This is gold level one two three two
Yeah, this is then in the one with the the silver one with the little dot in the middle is a silver master
Yeah, those are all silver fives. Why did you go down?
After you wait no, no, no, so those are so those are your rank on that map
Oh
Counter-strike changes if you play if you play specific
So if you play dust to I'm a golden over to but on ancient I'm a golden over three
So I mean, I'm good at ancient which is not true numbers all of a sudden so when you play premiere you get a rank
so
Like if you click on that inferno game
Like this is how this is how I know the ranking system is so trash and people just get carried
So scroll down
Let's go down just a little bit like you could see
Go to match details instead of overview
So even with
Even with the people that are down there like the 25 in the red is a higher rank than me
Which means they're in the top
like
1,000 people in the world they're still fucking suck
Maybe just had an off map
There's a guy that is the highest rank in the highest ranked in there when 8 and 12 maybe just had a bad math
He fucking sucks. No, he got carried
He's getting carried by his friend name fucking beak view
No, can you how do you know they're playing together if you see where it says like a groups like the group on the side
The little people that look like are all three of those guys
three stack
And then we played against a five stack and they fucking sucked
Hmm, and they're all all of them are they're all of you. Yeah, they're all above me. They fucking suck
I wrecked their erect the how come you don't have a higher number
How yeah, how come you don't have a higher number than if you're better than them
Do they just play more because they've probably been playing a little bit more. Yeah more than I do okay, so
I
Don't bitch play more. I'm not bitching. I'm just saying this is like this is me playing solo and I'm saying like people
People on face it and mm that I probably playing against still fucking suck
Like no matter where you play
Like with the what I'm trying to say is like ESEA back in the day was like top two
That's where you wanted to go to get all sweaty and shit
Get all sweaty and shit, but here's the kicker
39 kills. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, I'm fucking raping. Oh, no, no, no go
Oh
Well, I go back
Go back that name TV Stevie
Actually, I like this one better so don't call this go back these guys have way better names than you do. Oh, yeah, do my name sucks
Go by roll my beloved. That's funny weird
Masubi
Are you're playing with Drew? I was playing with Drew
But you bring Drew brings the people down for me. So six kills
Druping droopings the people down for me so I can just rape
If I played Counter Strike like right now my first match back. I'd have more than six kills probably
I've makes me feel good. Can you go back? Can you go back? I can okay?
Yeah, keep going back. Um go to
That
The more a mirage one so this one off you were just kill for you for the watch. You're not a good team player
You're a bad teammate. Look at you. Just kill boring dude. Okay. Oh that oh
When I when I started this match
When I started this match I
Was getting look how many look how many like I had two two K's three five K's three four K's and one ace. Oh
Yeah, nice, right? Okay, right at the at the beginning at the end of the half. I
Already had 30 kills and you're probably losing and then and then we went to T side and then we got
I still get confused by the change
They just changed it from
16 to 13 can it still like confuses me
I don't really watch a lot, but every time I cease a match
I'm always confused like why everyone's playing the way they are on certain rounds like wait
It's not even near the end of the half and then it's like half is over. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right
Yeah, cuz the half ends at
12
Actually makes it counter strike a little bit faster, but it's it's pretty nice
Get pro. Yeah, if I get pro like you can get pro for free if everyone wants your fucking money
Oh, that's same clip. No, no, no people what you do is you can get
Like the free pro from Lidify if you just have their there you pretty much become an advertisement for them
You just have it in your name. That's all it is and then you can have it for free
What is the problem get you just hit free pro free pro it's down on the left hand side
You just like
What are the perks get all the benefits of Lidify for when you're using I don't know the perks are get pro hit get pro
Just see what you get six dollars a month
data for clubs manual upload
All-star match highlights practice servers
2d replay the 2d replay would be probably pretty cool
What does this mean?
Analyze all your matches
It analyzes all your matches
Like if you go to the dashboard if you go to my matches
Just click any of the matches doesn't matter which one
But like that you see how like there's what the fuck is this
It's some dude's fucking thing, but if you go to like
The worst is pro over there is this 2d replay or add labels or stuff like that like the 2d replay of what it does
It's like you know when they show you many maps on a
Stream yeah, where they're showing like castors are talking and they just have they have like little people running around and shit
That's what it is. It just shows you like what's going on. You can watch watch fucking tape. I can watch tape myself
Like a pro player. I can watch tape while I suck
Because I sucked
So this is pretty cool. Is this like face it?
Or is it just stats and it's just a website to help you
But this is not like a coordinating server website like face it is no
But it still gives you a little bit more in-depth of instead of saying oh you got
You know 10 kills
five assists five deaths
ADR was
83 this gives you more information than just the game. Yeah, well gives you more information to make you a better player
I guess are you a better player for using this?
Yes, yeah, sometimes but not all the time. No, no
It helps I mean it does it does help in a way not gonna lie it does hope
But you know but I've been getting back into I just got my account back
So I'm just I'm a little happy a little giddy, you know
How do you play it on a
A week or two weeks ago, what do you mean those dates? How are you playing if you didn't have face it matchmaking?
What's about saying like the correlation between matchmaking and
Because people are like
Who the fuck is Amy who's an unknown group?
Fuck
Who the fuck just texted me?
But it's more like a bot
What no what I'm saying is that if you're gonna play on
If you're gonna play on a
Just
It doesn't matter what you play on if you plan matchmaking and you go to face it and people like go back to like
Matchmaking just keep playing face it fuck it you get you get a better
You get a better service for something
shitty
Like mm shitty not gonna lie on face it you're saying face it has better has a better server has better servers than
matchmaking does
I'd say all right, so this is a
This is a recap like this is a 40 minute recap. I know I know so this is like
the race in 30 minutes
Version for the the bucket. I yeah, do you want to just go to the end and see when they win?
I just want to yeah, I just want to see when they win
because I
Think
You want to watch like the ceremony at the end to it's kind of heartwarming. Yeah, I want to watch it
I just want to see when they win. This is where they went. So no
So they went they went up two maps New York got one and they went three straight to close it out because it'd be on nine
Yeah, so we'll go to the yeah go to the so the last map was a invasion control
I'm gonna jump
Jump to like the last I know I know I know
Yeah, by the way everybody optic one. Oh, I can pause it. I'm gonna give us some back story here
Optic last what is that last
Tournament tournament not tournament, but what is it called? I call majors now. Yeah, but leading up to that major
So leading up to the last fires qualifiers to the major. Yeah. Yeah, so leading up to that shit before a cauchamps
They fucking
But so they won the third tournament of the year then went like oh
And yeah, so when the qualifiers that last place in the last major and then came back in one cottage
So that yeah
What you said like they want the world to bottom they play yeah
They want to call they want a major and then right after that leading up to the next major
They were just shit in the bed. They were losing everything they were
They were like 11 or so
Didn't it wasn't like they lost to Boston, which is like the dog shit of all dog shits
But when that's only one like six every time they went to it's like every time they went to game five
They got just like shit on yes every time they didn't win any searches
So this is the very ending of cod champs
But then they and what's cool is they beat New York
Who was the last raining champ majors?
But also the funny part was to is that they when they went to the major before cod champs they lost it like first round or whatever
Yeah, it's a fucking Miami heritage. Yeah, and so now it's funny to see them go
Let me the lowest of lows to the highest of highs and I've always been you know, I
Mean you and I have always been optic fans
from for fucking decade for a year more than a decade more than decade I
Got a play something. Oh, yeah, I need to send you actually give your phone up
Yeah, what you phone up my phone up yeah like on title what on title
Give me give me your title
You saying I didn't know I don't understand the words you're saying I said do you have your phone up on title on title
So I'm trying to give you a song because I can't I can't fucking you're gonna airplay it to me or some shit
What are you doing? I'm not air playing it to you. I'm just typing it in oh
Because I because we don't have the same thing. Oh, right, right, right, right
Okay, so that that top song by that one right there play and then pause it and then close my phone or something
I
Want to show you the the introductions to
The intro I want you to go up. Let me just try this no go up because there was just like a right up there. No
It doesn't show it. Oh, it doesn't show the champs. I'm gonna just do the call duty league because
There's a crazy like the beginning of the Sunday. It was fucking crazy
I want to see oh live I think they have just a whole stream. Yeah, it's what there it is
Okay, so one one point two mil views. Oh, it was crazy like the viewership on the streams
There's just no was this was Laura in Brooklyn. Ahmet was it like
Moment was it just like that was the challenge or finals? Oh
Oh, there's old people. Wait. What are you gonna wait old people? Is it old people?
Who's in it? I want to see the old people. No, it's like yeah, cuz like parasite and no
This was the challengers. Yeah
Asums in there. Yeah, but they're not I mean, they're all just still players. They're not old people. Yeah
It's funny to see don't get me wrong
I'm fucking grandpa. No, it's funny to see me. No, no, no, I'm just saying it's funny to see like
Old players that have won like cod champs and shit like that like our cities won like two champs and then
Dick Lottie
But what I'm saying is that you get people like our cities that won two
Major like two cod champs and now is playing in a challenge early because nobody wants him
It's like no one knows where like pristine is right. Here's the worst pristine
Oh, wait, wait, that's the grand finals. I thought I thought you was introducing the no, no dude, you're in oh
Never mind. I'm way. Um, you're way
way early in the day
What are you doing? Yeah, I I didn't really I forgot that you had that in the stream. You got to go forward
Keep going baby keep going. Oh fuck you're right. Okay. Keep going
Wait stop, okay
Play play it now scroll forward go forward keep keep going forward keep going keep going stop
Okay, they did the desk first
Doesn't that not look like Nicole
Tell me tell me that I don't think it does you don't always thought it did someone else thought it too
Wait, is that what's his name still?
It's still kind of playing
What's his name? What's that dude was dating that like
Weather chick from Mexico
No, Doug Nick Doug. Yes, Doug stampered or taper whatever the fuck his name is he's not playing
What is his name Doug Doug sensor Martin Doug?
So Martin that's you know, he is
You fucking play these do he looks he looks smaller now. He's not as thick. Yeah, he's kind of lean
He's not thick anymore, man. He used to be hella thick proposing this guy proposing
Okay, all right, so here we go. Here we go. No, this is it. I don't really care about the subliners and trucks
That's kind of dope actually I
Kind of like it. I don't know why caught like CS go or CS doesn't do anything like this like walkout stuff
They do but it's not like you like this one or no, no cuz they need you don't like any of them
They play this same thing over and over again. I know
It's like this is champs mix it up. Yeah
Yeah, but you're not gonna have a whole completely brand new intro just for one tournament. Why not you could I guess?
It's beat kind of slaps though it does but I'm just saying it's just so
It what it is. This is you know what it reminds me of
So you're about to see it but they had a
They had a live orchestra. Oh no on the fucking walk out. Oh for real. It was insane
So this is the what this is the walkouts for the grand finals on Sunday. Okay, it is crazy
Like this is the big like this gives you like CS go vibe tournament like they had 7,000 people
It's like in the stages in the middle like had like big giant
Reminds me of insane. This is the one where
Which one was it is when a straw is one with when device broke it but they had like the
Um the stage in the middle as well and they walked out to it. Yeah, this is when this is when like liquid
Energy
Like I think liquid was
This was leading into the fall major or the fall yeah the fall major one
Where liquid one like the fastest?
Grand slam grand slam and then they were the like the team the number one team in the world at the time
And they were gonna and it was like energy a straw list
Everything like that and then obviously a straw list beat
All right one so this is this is the introduction
I just want to know people like I was saying gay cowboy
Gaming gaming is such a I like that. Yeah boys. Don't take that as a derogatory statement. It's not I
Would say like I would always want to go to something like a live major tournament for a gaming thing
Even though it sounds it sounds stupid
Why to some people?
Why like a sport? Why this hell of I be no I get it
But I would have screamed my fucking dick
I would have come home like after the weekend I know and not been able to talk
I'm just saying to you and I that would be this would be something to go to see
100% like this would have been right this tournament would have been the one to go
Do you want to go do you want to listen saying that's great? Do you want to go see a car champ next year?
Sure like wherever it is you got a plan ahead
But the only problem is they I
Can't remember how long they took to announce this one
But I feel like they waited too long too long to announce it and you have like you have a lot less time to plan
Exactly like your trip which kind of sucks like I
Would want to go see this yes Terry dancers. Yes, we should go do it. I think it'd be really fun
It's like this time of the year and then go see like a CS go or CS to tournament to
Right here you go. All right
Intros
You have to watch this to get context of how big the scale was and then we can watch the ending cups copy dripped in black
No, please stop
This is kind of like the summary of the previous days and this these videos kind of slap though. Yeah
Like look at this thing that was I mean now is last year obviously, but I
Just want you know, I think that's a hell of cheesy the drums. Yes, so
It was a cool idea the first time they did it. Oh, yeah, and now they just keep redoing it
It's kind of cheese. He's like I just want you know that yeah do it cuz it's cool
And then don't like I think if you listen to this and I know you are ecter
Stop doing it
It didn't get me hyped
Well, cuz you know what it's gonna go
I love these cinematic like VOD summary like these types of videos to hype you up for the finals
Dude, I'm this I'm good. I can I can see I can speed all I'm so good at this fucking game
I'm not I just want you know I played a
I
Played I played Halo the other day
with a controller and
I just want you know dog shit hot ass I
Have I haven't used a controller in years. I haven't played with a controller in ten years
Well, well not really played with a controller. I played more of the mouse and keyboard
but if I
Just want you know if they would let me play on a mouse and keyboard
If they stay at the cod league if they let me here you go. I would fuck them the ass
They don't it live oh, I know you'd love this
It's kind of dope how they have the live orchestra that I mean like I'm okay
Obviously, we hate the song but song song so the live orchestra is kind of dope song sucks day. Oh
Here you go. Here's optic Texas
There you go, oh
Steel school they're all fat they had them walk out first. I just want you to go there all fat
For most cream cream cream looks good
I'm still part of octagon now. Oh, is he part of phase please take on interface?
Do you think that was cheesy how they had them show up first and then walk to the side?
Whoa, let everyone cheer for the dynasty team. I think go back to that's kind of the dynasty team was so good
That's that the real thing was the dynasty team was really good and then they just lost it
Yeah, the crowd fucking love that shit though
The dynasty team was really good soon as I saw Ken with a fucking bandana was like other one of this shit
He literally only wore this one fucking this last match. Yeah, that's when he are you mean quavo?
Kenny not dude. Fuck that shit. Fuck that noise. No, man. He's quavo
I like it. It kind of sucks to be anyone playing them especially in the grand finals because like obviously the crowd's not gonna like it
I think the the thing I like about
E sports in a way is that like you could still boo the shit out of the person the people that you don't like yeah, but everybody's not like fighting
We're in
Athlete sports or whatever like pro
Like people pop off
Hop off like start fighting each other over like something stupid
So ultra knocked phase out of the tournament top six in losers
I saw and it was scrappy versus draws it who they fucking hate each other. They almost fucking fought for yeah
They like we're showing their girlfriends in the fucking stands during the match because apparently their girlfriends hate each other to it
Was crazy. Why do people hate each other?
Why wait wait hold on
Why okay?
Why did that shit was crazy? That's fine
Well, why why do the women have to know each other's like what can they just they could be friends? I know it's like
I hate no scrappy's girlfriend and no, so this girlfriend they could like each other
I think what happened the thing the reason is is because draws his girlfriend
Like was contacting scrappy's girlfriends
I'm like boss and trying to get her fired for some shit or something like some fucking slimy shit
Which like that's kind of fucked up so I get it if you're pissed off about that
But then that got the two guys not liking each other which is fucking stupid
No one knows a lot about it man
If you're if you're a girlfriend trying to get someone else's girlfriend fired
Yeah, that has nothing to do with you nothing. Yeah fair. That's just that's just her hating her
Yeah, has nothing to do with it. I don't you shouldn't hate each other because I
I don't say this I don't know this is okay. It's fine. It's fine. Let's say this your girlfriend and I had a girlfriend
your girlfriend was trying to get me fired or
Your girlfriend was trying to get my girlfriend fired from a job. I
Would not hate you. I just like that's kind of fucked up, but still I still love you
That's kind of fucked up
But like I wouldn't hate you
But if she's like you can't hang out with if you can't you can't hang out with my can be like you can go fuck yourself
Because I love that man, and I'm gonna fuck him in the ass. Okay, here we go
Wait, wait, wait, oh go back go back
Modern warfare Dallas Empire Krim Klaster who Italy shots they had like the previous CD
I'd wear champs
They're like banners that banners in the lobby going back to the impact vanguard
Kenny is in there. Mm-hmm
This is second Kenny second champs. I didn't know draws it was I
Didn't know draws a one that yeah on thieves. Yep. I didn't know that. Yep. I can barely remember who won
like way back
They did lots of cool stuff like this
But here's the thing that was dope off dick was running it
This tournament was an optic hosting this
Yes, I mean they were in charge of like the production of it because because
The CDL didn't want to spend the money and octop optic was like, yeah, we're doing champs. So we'll fucking run the production
That's why they're doing I know what I'm saying is like they don't have an advantage. Why no, no, no
I'm not saying they do I'm just saying why can't
Why can't a leak it is a fucking leak you're making tons. I agree sing a tons of money
I'm saying you can make an event just like this. You could you can dumb it down
That's what aches was saying. He's like it's kind of bullshit that optic got to host this because like from an advantage standpoint
But he was more saying like the league should step the fuck up and host it
Yeah, cuz champs should be like hosted by the league not by one team. Yeah, I think that's I think that's stupid by whoever
Who fucking owns I'm gonna roast his ass who owns the car league? Activision?
Yeah
Yeah, what do you mean? No, uh
There are the people who are the people who own Call of Duty. So yeah, oh shit, you're right
I know the college is owned by Activision Blizzard is the comps
Company's second franchise based e-sports organization. So president president
Uh Robert Rob. All right, let's keep playing fuck. I don't gosh niche. I don't care. You can go fuck yourself
Coshnish Coshnitch
something a little bitch
It sounds like
What is it wait didn't Activision get bought up by Microsoft for some shit?
They were talking about it. I thought they got bought out thought it I
Don't remember if it actually went through but I thought it was supposed to happen a while ago. Yes
Here's your bracket if you care. Oh, that was last year's number
Yeah, no, I I was I looked at the bracket
And it was very interesting like a lot of the teams that I did not think that was going to it's like phase
I didn't think phase was gonna kicked out first round second round whatever. Yeah, no, it's crazy
It's a terrible performance ultra. I did not expect ultra. They got top three
But still I didn't expect ultra to go down and loses like first game was it second or first game first game
They lost the thieves. Yeah. Yeah, which is insane. Yeah, I agree. All right. So this is the last map. It was a
Control so it was round five and the control here. We'll just watch this
Okay, we're gonna watch the last last round is last round's fun. Yeah
Yeah, I can play this game, dude, I'm so
Shut up. Yeah, I will I would I would
Merck all these kids give me a Remington. Oh
I'll take out offense to
Can do you think they'll ever go back like
Let's say they made ghost again like a remake of ghost, but they made it a little bit better
Can't make ghosts any better brother. It's already the pinnacle. It wasn't good. It was the pinnacle. It's great
I wouldn't I thought black ops too was the pinnacle
Yeah, that was good. I like goes to ghost was ghost was I I think worse
I think we have a bias towards ghost. Oh almost got shit on I
Think we I think oh
Oh, they have offense. Mm-hmm dad, so they should not have won it here
Do you think if they didn't win it here, do you think the tides would have turned
No, they think they would I think I'm 11. I think this game nine and suck dick
I think they still would have won. They just get right here was four down
You piece right here was four down and you're like, all right, they're winning it right here
They don't win it the fucking choke it 100% just watch
It's broken
Oh
Yeah, they definitely just we have broke but now look at the lives
Yeah, so that becomes a problem for New York here because there's a minute 21 which is a lot of time
You say that
You say that you can clutch up with that number of lives, but yeah, it's not likely. Oh by the way
Uh, can you pause it for a second? Can we not finish it fine?
Can you just not focus on one thing and then move to the next it's fighter Microsoft Microsoft does own Activision
So yeah, I thought it went it closed in October 13 23. Okay, so they do own it
Yeah, which means hopefully but they haven't rebranded anything. They're probably rebranded after black ops 6
Oh like Microsoft studios and not active engine or something well
Well, I would say no, I'm probably sure they'll keep it as Activision
But I'm saying like for this cod league it might actually do a little bit better. Maybe we'll see
They gave the money back
We mean so the buy-in for the cod league was 25 million dollars for each team to be franchised
Mm-hmm. They gave the money all back
The league yeah
No, like we're completely changing how we do things and like you no longer have to buy in and a bunch of teams are gonna
Get bought out as you know this season and they're gonna maybe expand later on but like a bunch of teams like oh great
I can have my money back later. I'm out of here. That's good like cloud nine is getting the sub liners
Somebody's getting the gorillas like everything's changing. I think that's good. Yeah, it's good
I think what it's probably gonna be it's but I'm pretty sure it might be turning into like a
Like what CS is almost?
It's going back to like what the CWO used to be where you get invited
We can go back to like what the CWO used to be before the CDO. I don't remember that. I mean, it's just like non-franchised leagues
Yeah, well if you think about how
Like
Counter-shake works. There's no
buy-ins. There's no like
There's just multiple different just multiple different tournaments and
Like there is leagues that you pay to get into yeah
And then there's a there's a prize at the end and then like most of those leagues lead up to the major
Which is like I think that's what they should do how Call of Duty can do that way better
The problem with the CDL is they have so few tournaments. Yeah, the good thing is hopefully they'll be able to have more land tournaments
Yeah, which that's
Where you can make that's where like if you have so many few
Land tournaments it makes obviously there's online how like counter-shake does with like some leagues
It's all online until
You get to land and then it's the big a big tournament to the land kind of
But it would be nice to have more people into it
612 I'd like to he said 12 v6. It's like dude. Come on. It's just what was six dog
Well, they were playing the music
I don't know where that music is coming from pause it. It's coming from the video
Play it
Obviously you can't hear it since you just
I'm taking space on the map. They're looking to set up this. It's all good
That was the kill right there for dashy, that's the wind right there and then Preds gets the cuts
I
Bet you you were screaming. Oh hell. Yeah, dude. I was fucking jitty
Wouldn't that be a
Shot see second draws a second Kenny second or third
Shot see second Kenny second and then Fred and dashes first. Oh, it's Fred. I forgot
They're gonna have the interviews here probably not
Now
All of it's gonna go to their head
How much did they even get how much they even win was a hundred and I don't
500 or 400 I think it was
800 for first place
800,000 yeah, I think it's like two million total price for something like that
Price for oh man, I got it eight hundred thousand dollars for for yeah for first
Sub sub liners got four and eighty thousand Toronto guys three hundred back when it was a million dollar tournament
Yeah, 400 was first place. Yeah, and now second is four hundred eighty. That's crazy. That is insane, dude
You got to see this though. Oh
Coach karma this Damon's fourth ring
Three as a player one as a coach
Doesn't karma have four rings does now when I thought he had who has five rings
It's only people with three karma, Klister and crimson X have three each. That's the most is it? Yeah
The crowd's chanting DB for cuz he got four rings now
No, I'm curious who's that guy they're one of their coaches
I imagine that you you drop that shit. Yeah
This guy it's just it's just okay. Let's pause it. It's just like I get it. What are you laughing? I'll laugh I laugh because I
I laugh just because
Obviously you're winning a huge tournament. It's a huge tournament. It's the only tournament that you want to win obviously
It's not the only one. You want to win you want to win as most
Like as much as you can as most as you can as more as you can as more
But it's just when I hear when I hear commentators that I don't really care about talk about like
It's it's been a hard year for you like it's you had your ups and downs and shit like that and then it goes. Yeah
Yeah
You don't think that they're like saying anything profound or I don't I don't think they're saying anything like exciting exciting
It's like how do you feel now? It's like
All the haters
Why do you see sound like he's from like New York, he's Australian. Oh, yeah
About that. It's got a New York accent
It's an Australian accent
And then this is where optic starts sucking this is like a this is like when cloud nine won
See us the major the US major and then they started sucking
Yeah, who could have made a better choice I'm just saying fucking at all piece of shit. Yeah, right
Not at least the Adderall boy
No, who was that a robot? No, it was
Who I thought who was doing drugs too? No, dude. It was the guy who got kicked off Seattle for doing Adderall
I just want you know here hear me out. There's a
But oh
Oh, so the prize pool for oh dude Mike
Mikey
Mike pause do you want to go?
submission
Do you want to do you want to go to the blast?
TV Austin major in 2025 is through June 9th through 22nd what we just go to the like
The ending of it. Yeah, it's to be determined or it's in Austin. I
Don't I mean, I don't care like that's not doing anything for me. It's an Austin Texas
I know but I'm not in love with Austin Texas. They're mine
But what I'm saying you know, dude, but it's an Austin. No, he's gonna go Austin. We don't have to go to like fucking
Like overseas it's at the moody moody center
I've heard about that place. So like a theater or something
Oh, no, it's a arena moody arena moody center. Let me finish this. Yes, sure
General manager that's the guy who runs that he's the president of the
Manager
Daniel say I think he's a fucking self
Yeah, that's like president of so you're saying this GM couldn't fork over the money
To make a that's exactly what I'm saying, dude
Now that he couldn't they didn't want to know he he didn't want to because he wanted more money
Because he's now that now that Microsoft owns Activision
Maybe they'll be able willing to pony at more events and stuff Microsoft hire me to do it for events
I'll make this shit wild
You want money I can get you money
He's the MVP. Yeah, I
Just want you to know everybody shots. He's really not smart. It's pretty our word
What was the thing that we watched the what type where he's like?
Like he's like the state thing or whatever. It was like one of their
Content videos where he was a guest this thing and he was just like obviously being fucking stupid. Yeah
I think it was a fucking act
This name not really even Bruce is Brandon
I've told you why they call him Bruce before I don't remember
I
Thought he's the same and get laid we're gonna get lit tonight late tonight. I'm going to Disneyland
That's what I would
If I ever if I ever was ever in one of those positions and just like what are you doing? I'm going to Disney World
You're a major champion, what are you gonna do tomorrow?
Disneyland
Man
2017 was the last time I won caught champs with the dynasty and they went in seven more years later. Yeah
Fans these faithful fans here in your home about the crying well first I gotta say my voice is a little coarse
I've been yelling but none of this will be happening none of this will be possible if it wasn't for every single brick in the green
Damn
Also, also, I mean the resilience from this team having the major that they have we're not gonna talk about that
We're not talking about the day and what these men have done here today
Let's go this one this one like all of them is for every single one of you
That's it
Championship
Oh, yeah, they don't even make it like a like a ceremony or at all for it
It's just like interviews on the stage. Oh, it's just like like this should have been another platform for the winners
Another plat oh like a separate other platform that they walk over like they would walk up and they would like do all their stuff up there like an
F1
podium yeah, yeah, yeah celebration. They should have champagne bottles and shit. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, so that was it pretty dope
I mean that fucking venue though, I mean you can tell how much how much bigger this one is than normal caudavans
Yeah, like it's crazy. Well, it's because I think it was completely sold out like the whole fucking arena means they made money
That means optic made money
That means out of this whole time because they're because they're willing to put the bill to like put the cost up from the front
The car made nothing codley made nothing out of the fucking sucks codley lost 20 25 mil
25 25 sitting on 25 bill
They lost more than 25 mil
This is a pretty banger
Who won cod champs?
And 2024 let's see what my fucking if my fucking thing knows it'll probably guess wrong
Let's see Mike's using this new chat GP t-shirt
It's thinking llm's can make mistakes verify important
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's like hey
caviar
I cannot provide information about that winner of call of duty. It knows what it is
Champs in 2024 as that event has not yet taken place
Cod champs is an annual tournament for the call of duty esports scene
Featuring professional teams competing for a share of large prize pool past winners include teams like optic gaming
phase clan
and team envy the winner of the
2024 tournament will depend on the performance of the participating teams during the qualifying stages at the event itself
You're like shit. Well, no, so I downloaded this model
um
A couple days ago. So like actually when I downloaded this they're right. It didn't take place. Oh wait ask ask who won the
2024
23 no 2024 cs major who won
the
2023 2024 there's only been one there's only been one so they haven't really won the
2024 I think it was jaymen them. I forgot his team and yes
No team vertus pro. Well, I think it was vertus pro really things vertus pro with the old gambit team
Yeah, we'll head to the old gambit team. What team were they before?
Oh
Not ooh not v1. That's what it was
Navi won fuck on what a simple to know simple was benched
Why is he sucked now?
He's been benched for like why a long time, but is he like wash now?
That's wrong
It doesn't know
Yeah, I think uh
He's like not a good player anymore. He I don't know man. What happened to him
It just hasn't been playing. Did he like do some fucked up shit and they kicked him off for other reasons?
I don't know why I said, well, let me look it up. Let me see why simple hasn't been playing
But usually like a major for this for CS2 or for CS in general is a hundred
1.2 million
And the winners get five hundred thousand dollars
That's about it. Well, it's like that cod fucking. I mean that's why it is simple
Not playing for not be
For not be
On october 26 2023 simple the professional counter strike player from navi announced that he would temporarily step away from competitive
To take a break. He also said that he needed to take care of some other people in his life and fix some documents
What?
Simple also expressed fix some documents interested in hearing offers, especially as a rifler
But he's had no plans to switch organizations. He was replaced by a wonderful on october 31st 2023, which then they won the major
later
next year
So he he volunteered to like he's so it sounds like a personal reason. Yeah, like fucking device or whatever. Yeah for a while devices
I don't think
Residency issues
Simple yep
Residency residency issues where well he's he's ukrainian
So i'm pretty sure he's trying to wherever he was staying wherever he was staying was probably having issues and so
It sounds like
It sounds like simple is coming back
So he's not like washed or anything
No
I think he's still streaming. I think simple still streams
Isn't he like a baller like getting paid hella money or something? Uh, let's see simple
csgo net worth
And I don't actually know what a lot of high net worth is for it. He's made 2.5 mil
Tournament money though. Yeah, that's not including other shit. No, it's not including all of his other shit. What other shit?
Does he have do you think? I don't know. Yeah, he's just worth 2.5 mil like sponsorships. Yeah
It's not that much
For a lack of some he's from Kiev
Ukraine I mean kiev kiev kiev
Is there a place called kiev?
No, it's a joke because it is it's called kiev
But everyone now because of the fucking war in ukraine everyone's calling kiev
Why is it the same place was it called kiev though? It's just different pronunciation. It's all well
They can all suck a cock. Yeah
but yeah
Yeah, so who's the highest paying csgo player doop re
Who's the richest tournament tournament winning so yeah
Yeah
That doesn't include other shit. It says that simple makes about 130 thousand dollars a year 130,000 a year. That's nothing
For someone like him
Hmm cod players make more than that
But caught well
I mean that's not that much for who's the richest gamer pewdiepie that makes sense. Is he even a gamer?
No, he's a youtuber
Who maybe plays games sometimes he makes yes, he's worth he's worth 60 million dollars
He just plays games on
Okay 60 million like
Here who's the here here? I'm serious. Top top 10 riches
Gamers net worth 10 richest gamers in the world
I don't know who mark
Mark fishbatch
Who the fuck is mark fishbatch does it say what game they play mark eye pillar?
Is that right?
marky pillar
It says he's well known for marky pillar. I don't know. I don't know you probably just are reading it
It's mark eye and then plie er
P o i r mark player
Hey, yeah, but that's I think it's probably something else. Anyways, he plays like dark descent gary's mod in five nights at freddy's
Then you have so he's like a sumo. He's not a professional. He's not a professional player. No, he's a youtuber sumo
Sumo Hassan four mil he's a dota player
um
W2s
Harry Lewis the he's one of the british sidemen
From like kis and shit like that
He's worth kis ksi. Sorry ksi
he uh, he's uh
Made six. He's a gamer kind of but
And then you have no tail
Which is another dota 2 player? I don't know any of these people are
uh, a mirror
Uh, another dota 2 player four mil
Another dota 2 player four mil
That's what pred's name is a mirror a mirror. Yeah, and then
another youtuber
Nine mil shroud. I guess you could say shroud was like a professional esports player
I guess he definitely was he was he's worth 20 million dollars. That's just because
Dude gets paid streaming. That's the only reason why he got paid and him and ninjas right after him the only reason why oh
Yeah, they had that deal with that fucking yeah, the deal with book thing. No, they had to deal with mixer. Yeah, facebook was
Microsoft's oh, right. They went there to
To stream there and then like two three months later after they signed the deal with them
They're like over shutting down services and they just gave the money. They just gave them the money
They're like here have that money that they and now you can go back to twitch or whatever
Yeah, and then
Ninja was from he got his fame from playing fortnight
Ninja's probably fucking rolling it in though. He has 40 mil 40. Yeah
Why is he below shroud on the list dude? He received four million four million 40 million from the deal because of his buyout
That's why he's worth that much from mixer his
How much 40 million 40 million
Damn how much did
Shaw got less
Why
Let's see why is ninja lower on the list? No, he's higher on the list. He's number two. Oh, you're going from the bottom to the top
Yeah, no 10
Who's higher than a professional form? It's ninja number one. Yeah. No, pewdiepie is the number one
He's a ninja's number two ninja's number two
He has closed a 12 12.5 million in addition to his extensive fashion line with jinx gaming business
Hey
Wait, so how much did he get by what how much did he
Get bought out for how much did shroud make from
mixer buyout I always thought shroud had like 20 million dollar deal or something like that. Huh?
You said ninja had 40 million deal 40 month deal. What that's how much that's how he got paid from mixer
I feel like shroud was like 10 to 20 something like that mixer contract. See shroud was a big streamer
Oh, shroud only made 10 mil off of mixer. Okay. That's still a lot of money though
and then I would assume the reason why ninja made more because he was
He had uh because of all the little kids
Yeah, he he got paid out from 20 to 30 million from mixer
He was the hot fucking guy. He was the hot deal ones because when fortnight came out when he switched to fortnight
He was the he was making fortnight big and then became
He was a halo player. Yeah
Ninja was yeah, he was a professional halo player for many years. That was how he like started and I remember that
I remember watching him because like he used to he came up with like fucking maniac and all them and
All the og halo guys
I remember him telling his esport. I remember him playing that and then
Like he slowly started started playing like h1z1 and started doing that
Yeah, yeah, he went straight to fortnight after h1z1
He went from h1z1 to pub g that's right
And then he went to fortnight from pub g because when pub g was dying
Because fortnight was fortnight was popping off fortnight was supposed to be how the game was intended
Which was you know build crafting and stuff like in surviving a night. Yeah
Surviving a night. Yeah, I thought it was like this the poison gas coming in. No, no, no, no
So fortnight it wasn't a br the fortnight was not a br when it first began it was supposed to be a
Like a you you go around loot build your house and whatever and you protect it from like creatures at the night
Oh, it wasn't a br it wasn't a br and then they made a br
This br is a popular well at the well at that time. Yeah, that's what they made and then they made a br
And then I think it was gonna pop off and then it popped off. I don't even know how many people still play fortnight
What are the popular games now?
popular
e-sports games
Just games like what are the most popular? What are the games that are like the biggest?
Are you just going on twitch? See this is I hate this
Just chatting
I hate this
That twitch does this. Yeah, I don't understand that top
10
games
Here you go. There's a guy playing fortnight games the biggest people are just chatting. Look just chatting 24k just chatting 48k
League of legends 16k
lol tyler
One he's he got ban. He's that dude has a bunch of controversy. He got his name you got he well there's a bunch of controversy
How do I find uh, you go to browse browse?
Oh, yeah games and then you go and then I can see oh here we go see like I
I this pisses me off just just switches a game
You know it's a game streaming platform and the biggest category is just chatting and it has half a million viewers
And then the next highest is gta 5 with 200,000
So top games gta 5
League of legends fortnight so fortnight still up there. Although the numbers are kind of lower
Valorant the Elden ring. Yeah, I'll say Eden ring Elden ring is a big game. How do I go? Is there more games? I can go to?
Um, you probably if you logged in but
I feel like oh there we go
I can't scroll though
Call of Duty warzone
Minecraft counter strike two
Who's playing who's on the top of counter strike two right now? I feel like they don't have that many people
watching anymore
Or is there just lots of games that they're distributed?
Mom
Actually, no wait go to sort by
And then hit highest
Donk
Yeah, he's that new kid. That makes sense best player in kind of sugar whatever. Well, not anymore, but I thought he was
But it's like the new simple
I don't know everybody
Within like if all I see was the hottest thing and then donk was the hottest thing because he won it
But it's they don't maintain it. Huh? They don't like maintain that level. No not like simple did
The consistency is the biggest thing but like
if you go to like
HLTV.org is a good place to go but
Like you can see
People still play this game. Navi wins world cup
Esports world cup Navi fire past g2 god damn dude
G2 they passed g2
Let me say snacks doing good. No
Hunter didn't do so hot
That's crazy
I don't even know this is going on
Like what the fuck is this? That was today. This person is just sitting outside at a table and they have 30,000 views
XQC is the guy on the top lifting where I need the live button. Oh, he's watching a video or something
Dude, most of these people that are doing this guy's playing a game right here and he's in the just chatting category
He's probably because he hasn't switched it over yet
But most of it's a man you do it or someone chat does it but Kai sin at
I don't know. Hassan abhi
This guy talks about politics
I've heard of this guy before but you just oh, is it that guy? Isn't that a what's his name?
Hassan abhi wasn't that frost something Poseidon something. I don't know click on him this guy. Yeah
Think is just mute it
Oh, you see he's talking about the latest presidential news. No, it's not him never mind
Did Joe Biden dropped out of the race? I heard I was taking a piss yesterday and fucking Trump got shot in the head
I know dude that was like right after your accorded last Saturday, too
It was because you and you left and then I was like chilling and I like pulled up something on my phone is like
Trump got shot at and I like what the fuck I didn't I didn't really how crazy is that?
Oh that way like in 2024 and
Like in our lifetimes somebody attempted to kill an ex-president
Like the last time that happened was Reagan in the 80s. It's really it's crazy. So wild when I heard about that shit
Dude, I I get the video. Yeah
I'll pull it up again. I watched the video
Where I actually watch those him like dropping down. No, no, no, no, I watch that night
Yeah, so that when it happened. Yeah, I was at Drew's house
Yeah, you got yeah, that's when it happened like right after you guys left. Yeah
And then we're like why is this is breaking news like yeah, Donald Trump got shot at I was like, yeah
I was like what and then we watched it and I was just like there's nothing wrong
Like all I saw him was grab his ear and I didn't know he got shot. I thought I was just holding his ear and just like for
Like when he uh, you know was talking to the Secret Service or some shit
Well, how many shots was that so there's only a total of eight shots
See he got like it was like pachu pachu
So like I think one way on the other side of his head and then the one went on this side and then one hit his ear
so
One
Two the second one hit his ear
Three and then three missed again. So one and three missed but the second one hit it in the air
And then they fired off a bunch more when he jumped when he dropped down and then he got shot in the head
What I think didn't that didn't the dude that was trying to assassinate him get shot in the head
By some oh, yeah, the Secret Service like merc them how like from where this is standing
They were like on a corner of a building over there and the dude just saw him just went but like why did they wait so long?
Because they're probably trying to find him and they're probably weren't trying to kill no, but I civilians, but I mean
The fact that he was able to be there in the first place
Like how do you not see him?
But the whole point of them being there is so that they prevent someone from being able to get on a roof to shoot at the
You know what I mean? I get it. That's I was I was telling someone I was telling I was talking to someone
For guy who I was talking to
Anyways, I was talking to someone about this. I was like, this is crazy
And I was like, yeah, I can never be in the Secret Service
And they're like why I was like because a I would never try to jump on to you have to literally like shield your body
I'm not going to step in front of someone
Like a president and anything to save their life and not mine. Yeah
And then and then and then he stands up and it's like let's go and then and then I was hearing and then I was this kid
And then I was hearing Christ
Like how is this getting shots off of a president people?
Like on the next rally at his thing. We're wearing like band-aids on his ear
On their ears like a bunch of them. That is a solidarity. Yeah, this next round. Like yeah for solidarity
for me at the convention
Whatever like whatever after this one it was the republican national convention where they like officially make their nominees
So whenever they did that a bunch of people like his supporters were wearing like dude. I love that about you
You're like at his next rally. You're so like not involved. Oh, you don't realize that's the rnc. Yeah, don't care
Yeah, I'm just saying like yeah, yeah
I fucking love that about you. It's great. It's great to be me
Judo and the actions of 20
I mean how how is it possible someone like this
Can get in in the fucking through the security
That's crazy to me
The real question is how they telling NBC news crooks flew a drone at the rally site
mere hours before donald trump took he sculpted out with a drone good call
While common for the secret service to ban drones over areas. They are no shit
It's unclear if that happened in this case
Drone and drone equipment were found in crooks's car crooks. Oh his last name is crooks. Yeah
The source to senior law enforcement sources tell NBC news the FBI has uncovered more than
14,000 links on the phone of the shooter and then online searches by crooks involved depressive disorder
explosive materials and chemical compounds as well as information about the
2021 oxford high school mass shooting. Oh, Jesus
shooter, Ethan crumbly
The details come as actions by the secret service come under
Oh, it's not that angle. I just I just like how this is what I don't understand like
Every secret service is there to protect
Or the former president or a president at the time and major kent is running for president even okay. Yeah, and then you have police
Which are there to protect
Well, so the police from what I understand what I heard is the secret service
Their main job is like the the tight vicinity around the president and so like obviously venues like this
They just don't have enough people to be literally everywhere. So a lot of times they have local police
Man the farther reaches of the area stuff like that. Yeah, but what I'm saying is to you is like you see you see like
Two four cops right there. They heard gunshots
Oh, you mean these two guys right here just standing and just standing just like no, I don't fuck this guy is big
And then you go and then you go like this you go. Okay. There's a person
over there firing shots
And you're not even like helping the crowd
Like your job is to protect and serve the people that right right the first part of it is protect
Well, it's fucked up is like one guy or two people died
Like just in the crowd. I think I thought like yeah, two people died and one got injured
Yeah, but like that's fucked up too. Exactly like imagine you're just supporting of candidate for president
And you get killed
Here's the thing is no one's talking about the people the two people that just died from this little dude
Well, I mean there was one guy. I think it was like a firefighter who they were like honoring him with some special thing
Cool, but like yeah, no, because you see that you see it Trump dude. Who cares? I'm just saying that's why that's the story
Like it sucks that regular people aren't as big of a deal, but we're just fucking not I know
But what I'm saying to you is like why
Okay, he got shot at cool didn't die
It's all over barely in victim barely be done with it
Why can't you just go to you can go to the other people and be like these two people that got shot and killed by this person
Should also be honored like why aren't you honoring them? He think he did did he yeah at the
Republican National Convention. He had like a whole tribute
He had like his speech and he was like talking about him for a long last time
I'm like how great they were and all this shit
How does he know that he just got like from from his like no he talked to like their families and stuff and was like
Did he or did someone else? No, he did I think you think so. Yeah, no he did
Okay, and like all a bunch of like rich Trump supporters are like
Giving the families like millions of dollars and shit
Like it's like pretty I mean that's obviously you can't replace it
But people that support him were like stepping up who like have money and we're like donating which I'm like that's nice
Yeah, that's that's good. I'm like what more can you do though? Like that's about all you can do
You can't but I mean if I was running for president and like someone was trying to assassinate me and like two people
Well, I died. Oh, it likes the two people died at my rally like I would be doing I would do something like along those lines and be like
That's all you can do. That's I mean, that's all the things you can do. I can do
We love you Trump
Social media the department Homeland Security Office of Inspector General opening three probes examining the secret services actions
I'm disappointed in oh, I think that's the I think this is this lady right here is like the current
Homeland security head. No, she's like the head of the secret service right now. Everyone's pissed off at her
I would be like a bunch of old ass men like trying to walk fast while they're talking to somebody. It's hilarious. I would think like
For her
It wasn't her fault
Well, obviously she's not the people on the ground, but you can only but no, but it's her like the buck stops with them
She's the person who runs it. I get it. There's a failure. That's on her. I know but what I'm saying is like
A lot of people are like
You can do the best you can like you could do you could you can go a hundred
You could do a hundred percent a hundred ten percent to keep that place secure, right?
I think the recent people were mad at her is because apparently she was like not giving them enough people or something like that
That's why they're pissed off at her because they were saying they they understaffed like Trump's events and shit with protecting people
Which is kind of fucked up because like if you're like, let's say Biden is your employee
Because like if you're like, let's say Biden is your employer because you're in the he's in the White House
Yeah, and like you protect him with like a hundred people but Trump with like 20 that doesn't look good
No, that's that's why people are pissed at her. Obviously you'd want to protect
Obviously, yeah, he's a former president. You want to protect the current president
But you can do it like that has to protect former presidents too though and people running they have to
So like it doesn't look good that they didn't have a lot of people
It's a bad it's a bad look is off. Not that not to switch up, but uh
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So anyway, this is crazy shit, dude. Yeah, I like that. I do hear about that
You're like, what the fuck people are shooting presidents in 2024 with the fuck
crazy, dude look at the look at the
The like people wearing the stupid
Oh, yeah, I was at the R&C. I think R&C people. I just saw was funny wearing
Um, but do you think in our lifetime we'll see an assassination of a president?
Yeah, this is what I thought was very funny. This was everybody. There's like a bunch of memes going around
See this kind of shit is fucking weird. I don't understand the kind of person who does this shit
I just think like it's fucking stupid. You know, you know when we watch stand there and support your guy if you're like a
Trump person, but this is weird behavior. Remember remember this lady right here. She's got this
45 47 she's antics. He was the 45th president and she's like already anticipating. He's gonna be 47th because Biden's the 46th
Pretty confident. Yeah, but you know, it's really funny. Well, Biden dropped out. So it's not gonna be Biden. Obviously. Obviously. He's supporting
Harris
Go Harris
He's under your fucking hat it's not even on your ear
And standing in solidarity with president Trump actually you're speaking we realized that this was a tragedy that should have never happened
And we want him to know that we are doing of course these guys from arizona. Do you think that if let's just say
That president
Former president donald trump
Got assassinated. Oh the country will be in fucking flames right now. Do you think the country the country would be in flames right now?
100%
That cannot happen trump supporters, dude would burn this motherfucker to the ground if that happened
Loki I believe that shit
Sort of that would be a fucking terrifying thing. But do you think do you think and that's so crazy it almost fucking happened
It almost happened it can happen again
Fucked up, dude. It can happen at any moment in time don't shoot people it's bad
But what i'm saying is is do you think in our lifetime we're gonna see an assassination?
I did an actual but an actual where they actually killed the guy. Yeah, like a jfk almost all the president specifically
Sure. No
And like a u.s president. No
I just want to let you know if homeland security listen to this or the fbi the cia
Whatever you want to be i'm not speaking ill
Okay, i'm just saying
I mean the odds could happen
I would say it's unlikely, but I mean after this
The fact that he didn't actually kill him was kind of a lucky
Trump was kind of lucky
Because like because damn dude if he was uh
My ears right here
if he was
Two inches well and trump was like turning his head away from it right at the right time too, which was fucking crazy
He heard the shot
No, I think he was he turned into it before he even started shooting trump would like turn to like go to the next teleprompter
To talk again and right when he did that then he shot him in the air and if he hadn't done that it would like gone through
His face or something like that
It's but fucking crazy man
But if you think of like if he turned like this
if he
Like that's his it I don't think if he didn't even turn he wouldn't never got shot that dude missed
The kid obviously wasn't like but if he was too like two inches more this way got shot in the face
He probably would have done yeah
Through this with him, but we also
like
This is stupid
Yeah, I when I when I think of this
Yeah, when I when I super cheesy when I see this I think of
Oh, here you go
I think of like a huge
Video shows shooter on rooftop moments before trump shooter
damn
Oh, yeah, there were people in the crowd who like saw him and shit like beforehand who were like trying to yell at cops to like
Get him and they did me. Yeah, someone's on top of the roof. Look
Gary right there. I can't see right there. See him. He's laying down. Yeah, he's laying down
Oh, he's he's shooting from a distance. Yeah
But like look at this shit
How do you not say hey, there's a possibility of a shooter so we got to get the president off the stage
Off like that's fucking crazy, but that's on the off that's on the officers, man
We have people that
Right here, right on the roof. This is crazy, dude
Like that's fucking crazy that he didn't like get him
I just yeah, I'm not so crazy. It's crazy because that's clearly a video showing the people saw that guy
I just think it's crazy that top six suspicious factors. There's already like hella videos about this shit
Well, look at the look at the one on top right above that one
This one here. No, the one on the left this one. Yeah
Oh, this is cool. Oh, I'm down with this. I got three representations. I just want you to know I don't support
Donald Trump and I don't Terry doesn't know anything about politics. So I don't support any democrat or republican
It's only days
It's only days until he plans to this is just I just we're just talking about this because that's an interesting
moment, yes
We're we're talking about this as observers of the current environment in the world
It's kind of like talking about JFK getting an assassinated. There's a lot of shit behind that too. Also. I think it was an inside job
He's just a big
When shots are fired
Look what happened?
I wonder if they I'm just let it play because I want to see if like if he didn't turn he probably like if they show like a trajectory
Yeah, but survived
I like this guy already
Someone tried to assassinate him in broad daylight. Here is how it unfolded. Oh
I like this guy. This is a cool video. Wait, what
What is his name Fern dot or just fern by the time this video is published? Oh, you think he has like other videos too?
Yeah
It's a hot sweltering early evening
Tens of thousands gather here. Did he came out with this quick?
Pennsylvania is one of six vital swing states that will help secure the win in the next presidential election
Butler is he saying that he thinks this is gonna give him the
town
You
He is surrounded by supporters
Most are sitting or standing in front of the stage. Oh, he does a lot of like conspiracy things
Recreating the scene and she'll like that. I'm not sure but this is really nice
There's some other ones we should look staff and security
Including secret. Oh, they're doing like he did one like a day ago by Hitler's plans for assassination of the bomb
three large buildings on the roof of the building on the far left and on the far right are secret service snipers
They are constantly scanning the surroundings looking for threats
They can be seen in this video filmed by a crowd member
Tense music that was that those are the ones that killed the guy. Yeah
Trump begins with his speech things seem normal
He turns to the right and points at a chart showing statistics on border crossings
At the same time several people in the crowd notice a man with a gun on the roof of a building close by
It's too late
Crap crap crap
Wait, hold on hold on hold
I think this is fake
this pic with the bullet. Oh 100 but
The thing is
YouTube has a very
um
like gun policy
Like a very show guns or blood and show like that. Well, no like with a bunch like if you think of a demo ranch and
Brandon Herrera
Like when they show guns or some other that sometimes they can't say like shooting bullets
They have to say like shooting pu-pues like when you say i'm shooting a gun you say like i'm shooting a pu-pues
You can't say the word bullet. You have something like that. There's like a there's like a big
It's like a huge thing about why it's as important for this video because
This is this is it's you hear the bullets and this is getting someone being assassinated
This is like all over the news though. I mean this is on news channels on youtube too
I know i'm just saying the difference between youtubers playing with guns and someone getting assassinated is a little bit different
Are coming from here on the roof
Oh, I didn't realize he was like on the side of him. I thought it was more uh front on
The gunman is 20 year old thomas matthew crooks
He is armed with an ar-15
Semi-automatic rifle the gun was legally purchased by his father
First he apparently fires around three shots. Take a look what happened one two three
Trump reaches up with his hand. The first bullet pierces the upper part of his right ear
He will later say that turning over to the right at that exact moment prevented the bullet from hitting him right in the head
He ducks down behind the podium and within three to four seconds
You think that podium is like bulletproof secret service agents swarmed the former president
That podium's not bulletproof and things too small and shield him right on bodies
crooks opens fire again immediately with five more shots
If I got behind that it's like oh shapey damn dog right before the first shot by crooks
One of the snipers on the left roof behind trump seems to detect the gunman prepares to return fire
Before he shoots this sniper sees the guy
Some outlets report that these snipers killed crooks while the secret service confirmed its personnel neutralized the shooter
We could not corroborate that it was in fact these specific agents
The gunman also hit spectators on the bleachers one man died. That's what it's the firefighter guy. Yeah
Two others were critically injured
With but I think one died, but I think one of those passed away one of them died in the hospital
The phone's still on we can hear the tense exchanges among the agents
Yeah, I I just want you to know
Can you pause it? I just want you to know if we're in that situation there was gun firing like that
And we are sitting ducks
You mean in the crowd or in secret service. We're all just pouted on those six people already know you're not
Built for the secret. I get it. I get it. But what I'm saying to you those secret service people
I give them props good for them, but you guys are fucking stupid
Let's just say they never they never killed the assailant, right? You are sitting ducks right there
Every single one of you are sitting ducks. That's the job. They know the job Terry. I get it. They're that they're paid to be sitting
The people I'm just saying all you people in the fucking crowd too are sitting ducks everyone behind him
Move bitch. Well, you can't get out of these bleachers. Oh, you can't not fast enough
Oh, I would no but I mean
Another thing to say I would never be at a like a rally like this let alone in the seats behind the president
what I think about rallies in America is
If remember if you're what they're just not for you. They're not for me. They're not for me either
Like I'm I can't I can't imagine going to something like this. I feel like this
This right now does Trump ever come to our area probably not you want to go?
No, not anymore. I don't want to go anywhere with presidents like with like anything like yeah
Adjudtation like that in this day and age. No, yeah, but I ever I think of like this
You watched a man in the high castle
where this feels like
utopia of like
Popper like the Nazis always did propaganda
The Nazis yeah, everybody does propaganda right literally every government in that in the show you see like they may they have like a
um
Like a studio like propaganda studio like that. Sure. This is what it reminds me of
like today's age of
Like politics a rally is propaganda
Yeah, to me. I see it as propaganda of just like some shit like this
I get that you like look at all these people just sitting here like what the fuck's going on like if I heard gunshots
My ass would be over that way. Prepare to escort him to an armored vehicle
There's no way I sit in there
I got you sir. I got you sir. Let me get my shoes sir. Hold on. Let me get my shoes?
Dude fucking move bro
Sitting ducks
In about 75 seconds after ducking to the ground
Trump raises his fist. He's mouthing the words fight fight fight the resulting photos immediately travel around the entire world
That was the smartest thing he ever did was like before they like left. He's like wait. Let me say one thing and then he puts his fist up like that was fucking genius
The crowd starts to chant for the former president as he leaves the stage
Trump is then
This also brings back to like these people are screaming in USA, but you just got to realize that one of your
Never
Yeah, but that's that's always the trump chant is they always do that. He's saying as in like yeah
The guy who shot was a american citizen an american citizen like you're chanting usa. You should just be like
Fuck that guy. Yeah, like like something else besides because like he's flown to new jersey. He appears to be well
Yeah, I'd be I'd be feeling like holy shit. Yeah questions. We don't have an answer to right now
Why would forces unable to prevent the attack? I don't know analysis on x
On x snipers on the roof behind trump for my known as twitter
We're likely scouting for dangers further away with this rooftop possibly falling into the responsibility of other law enforcement agents
Yeah, unable to corroborate that
Why couldn't our men climb up on this building?
What was crooks's motive the gunman had no criminal history and pennsylvania's public court records
They usually don't times found a voter registration record for crooks. It shows that he was registered as a republican
They also found that he donated $15 to a liberal voter turnout group
$15 donation platform in 2021
It was a kitchen worker and had a membership at a local shooting club
The fbi found suspicious devices in both his car and home
They are being evaluated by the agency at the time of this recording
The investigation is ongoing and new information is being published by the minute
President biden and various leaders around the world condemn the attack on political violence at large
The picture of trump bloodied but defiant with a raised fist in front of the american flag
Will surely become a powerful symbol in his reelection campaign
This is gonna go down in like history
I mean not that many presidents were assassinated or attempted to be assassinated. Well, wasn't it?
The only person that well there's been attempt
Assassinations on most every single president. Yeah, I guess the only ones that died
Was jfk. It's the only one well reagan almost died too. You got shot Lincoln died. Oh, yeah, he did die
Who's the other one that like Hoover?
Hoover got shot and then he no
Hoover
Herbert Hoover
Got shot. I think Hoover. Yeah, he got shot
at like his uh
something
I think Hoover Hoover here we go lists of the United States presidential
assassinations
Shot for sitting presidents have been killed Garfield Williams Abraham Lincoln
James Garfield
William McKinley
And jenoff kennedy. Who was the one I didn't realize what McKinley got shot and killed
Theodore that's who it was
I think Theodore they already updated it
Theodore Ronald Reagan is
The only u.s president to have been injured in an assassination temple in the office and survived two former presidents
Teddy Roosevelt and donald trump have also been injured
Oh, jero fort experience attended this assassination by a female assailant which
Had happened in two separate occasions one. I remember either someone got stabbed
Or shot at and then they killed the they killed the person and then he's he's still bleeding or whatever
And then he does like a speech
like while he's still like
Something I can't remember but
Excuse me
Uh
Did you were you affected by that crowd strike fucking fuck up the other day?
The all the Microsoft computers were not working dude my company went downhill did it. Oh, yeah, dude
So you guys are hella
You guys are reliant on that that shit a lot. I have to have to
most of the
the
PCs that we use
Are well computers that we use within side our business is all Microsoft
But it's you guys are reliant on crowd strike specifically. We aren't but like some computers were like
We're fucked up like they were having that uh
A blue screen of death sign-ins like thing. I don't understand. I thought it was just if you were a crowd strike customer
I don't know on a windows pc
I don't know
Because crowd strike is the company that fucking pushed the update to their customers
So if you weren't a customer of crowd strike, I don't I thought you couldn't it wasn't affecting you
It says it didn't it didn't uh
Let's see
I
Was surprised that none like none of my shit was like down
At all for my work. I don't think we have the latest versions of stuff
Yeah, so it says crowd strike is expanding its use
of
WH
W or aws
So it is a part. Yeah, so it did affect it had to have been yeah, yeah, I did affect aws
So like not all your shit just like a bunch of it though. Just not all yeah, not all of it
were you guys kind of fucked for a while or
It's it was still happening like throughout like there was some did it like slow you guys down
Yeah, hella. Yeah, some people couldn't log into their
They're like was it like affecting the machines like on the actual
Like the machines that like get stuff out the door
Or just like people like you just people that use computers. It was so it wasn't like affecting the
Actual computers that are attached like the conveyors and she'll like that. That's a different system. But yeah
but
It says this is what the new gun rules on youtube is
as per
as the per the
As per the policy any links within the title of the video or in the description on the site within
Where in firearms and certain accessories are sold are not allowed
So you can't link saying like you can't link if you're sponsored by say you're sponsored by barretta
You can't you can't put put a link down there and saying like go buy a barretta
But you can show it but you can show it. Yeah
Looks kind of weird
You can't like you can't link to a sponsor if the sponsor is a gun
Yeah company. Yeah, that's fucked up says google will announce this week
Oh, we'll prohibit any video instructing how to remove fire safety devices
Firearm safety devices the video is showing homemade guns automatic weapons and certain firearm accessories like silencers will be restricted to users 18 and older
So it's I don't know I just think it's weird
What's but I I do remember a president getting like stabbed or some shit and then I kept doing this
Uh speech though
They got stabbed during a speech. They got stabbed going up to like a speech or
and then like
While they were while and then the the person got apprehended or something
Or died someone shot him or something like the secret service. Maybe it was one of the vice presidents and then and then like
They continued to do their speech while they were bleeding. Mm-hmm. So I don't remember who it was
It was incredibly threatening. The president has been a federal felony since 1917
Wait, but I we we threaten a president all the time. We say go fuck themselves credibly
threatening
Oh, credibly. So if I say go fuck the president, that's not credibly, right?
Yeah, I would imagine not because it was like free speech, you know, yeah, which is really not that shit. Yeah pretty
Wait, wait, wait, wait
I don't mind let's go down who gives butt
Garfield
Was this the stabbing? Oh shot him twice right there right there. Oh, no
Oh, that's fucked up
Dude shot him in the back and for 11 weeks. He was like suffering
Until he died. That's so that's so sure he's got an infection. That's insane
Oh
gone it gone, ria
What's that? That's so crazy
Wow
He this guy claimed to have shot Garfield out of disappointment at being passed over for an appointment as ambassador to france
Fuck dude back in the day americans were wild wild dudes
We're they were doing they were doing shit like this and like fighting and dueling over just simple shit. We are still wild
No, but I mean like back in the day it would be like congress people be like throwing fucking hands
In fucking congress that used to happen all the time
So willy mckinley was uh
Gunned too closer. The first bullet ricocheted off their button or an award
And then the second one was in the stomach and then he died. Yeah
Everybody knows about JFK assassination, so it's whatever
Oh, yeah before this one mckinley the secret service was not actually
meant to protect the president
It was like some other thing and then they changed it to be like specifically to protect the president
Yeah, damn do that dude got an electric chair in 1901. Yeah, he was executed by an electric chair in auburn
Oh, it's new york
I really want to find out the one the president of the guy like stabbed and then continue to
Can you look that up? What can you look up like president?
uh was
Stabbed or shot at and then continued their speech or something like that. I forgot who it was. I want to say it was theodore
The stabbing of lincoln's secretary of state no, it was like
It was back in the day
US president
Yeah, it was a us president that got stabbed or shot and then continued to do their speech
afterwards
I forgot who it was. Yes, it was it was roseville. Yes, teddy
Yeah, when teddy was shot in 1912
This dude was a wild guy theodore. Yeah, oh dude 100% like going to african on like hunting big-ass animals and shit all the time
I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot. Yeah
so
Yeah, so he got shot at and then oh and then he said and then he and then he goes I don't
Don't know whether they're friends. I understand you should be quiet as possible. I don't know whether you fully understand
I've just been shot
It takes more than that to kill a bull moose the wounded candidate assured them
Damn and pulled out a bullet riddle 50 page speech
Yeah, so I was just prepared marks which had two big holes through the page
Fortunately, I had a manuscript so I see a big long speech with and there is a bullet
There is where the bullet went through and probably saved me from going into my heart. The bullet is in me now
So I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try that that's fucking crazy, dude
Wow
So what's theodore roseville that got shot and then continued to do a speech?
Isn't that nutty that dude was a badass
He was a wild man. Yeah
Yeah, dude just even back in the day, man
Like back in the day the presidency like oh there it is the shooting had occurred around just after 8 p.m
Roosevelt entered his car outside the gill Patrick hotel
has as he stood up in the open air automobile and waved with his hat
A flash of a Colt revolver five feet away lit up the night candidates
What is that?
Yeah
Yeah, there you go the candidates stenographer quickly put the would-be assassin in a half nelson and grabbed
The assailants right wrist to prevent him from firing a second shot
That's oh there it is
So he had like hella shit that like slowed the bolt down. Yeah, I think it was a book. That's what you're saying
Oh, that's because I had so many pages it was
Xers taken after the campaign shows a vented of the bullet lodged against Roosevelt's third right rib on the upper path to his heart
Fortunately, the projectile had been slowed by his dense overcoat and steel reinforced
Eyeglass case in a hefty speech squeezed into his inner right jacket pocket
Damn, yeah
How did you know this someone told I I was reading something and someone was talking
Never knew this you never knew that I maybe I did I just never like stuck out to me
But do you know that's why they don't so ever since JFK is assassination
They did not do open automobiles anymore
Oh
That's why they're always like an armored SUV and that's why they're always in like
Yeah, they don't allow the president to sit in a convertible period. Yeah, they're always in the tank. Damn
I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I mean think about it. Kennedy got shot and got shot in the head
Back into the right, you know I'm saying or was it back into the left that guy didn't miss
No, he did
Well, actually technically you shot him twice
Because the first one he got shot in the back and that's why he was like leaning over and then you got shot in the head
That's the fucking sucks
You're telling me man
Well, I'm not me, but I mean you're telling everybody else in reality
Like think about like, uh, what was it? What's her name? What was her name? What was his wife's name? Janet
Janie's night. Who's wife Janelle? Who's wife JFK's wife?
Oh
Nancy
Jackie Jackie Jackie Kennedy. Yeah, but imagine being her and then like you see that happen
And then you you can see in the video her crawling back
And to grab the piece of his head to put it back. Oh, I heard about this. That's yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. I remember that
Uh, you could just you could just see it. That's so you could see the like the blood you could just see like
Like what you see in a game for like a headshot or something. That's what you see in real life
You just see you see him get a shot like right there and you should see his head scalp come up
How about the times that?
Um
Congress
I know that what are they called congressional people
Congress congress members congress members getting or senate congress whatever congressmen
I know that his brother got his brother. He got uh
assassinated too. Bobby kennedy. Yeah. Yeah
Violence in congress before the civil war. Hey these motherfuckers used to fight all the time
The canning
In the three decades leading up to the civil war there were more than 70 violent incidents between congressmen. That's what I'm talking about back in the day
They used to fucking just brawl it out
Congressman during this period commonly carried pistols or bowie knives when they stepped onto the congressional floor
Some constituents actually sent their congressman guns
This is like some badass shit the fights that broke out among congressmen didn't usually make it into newspapers
Which themselves faced mob attacks for abolitionist sentiments, but there were some exceptions
Challenging someone to a duel was therefore not just about a congressman's own honor. It was about defending the honor of his party
Was it yeah
It's crazy. Oh, we got a picture. No, we do is spot next weekend. Yeah back to back. I think it's back to back. Yeah
They're gonna sack Paris
After spa I've heard you think yeah, he doesn't do well. He did well
He fucking crashed and qualifying again
But he got like p7 or something p8 you got p7
Coming from 16 to 7 they're gonna lose the constructors
If he keeps performing like this, I think Norris is gonna win. I think Norris might win the championship
No, Norris is not gonna win, but McLaren might win the constructors
There's too much to overcome to beat max and the drivers
Yeah, two to one right yep, that's what I thought I got land doing Lewis
What oh Lewis got third right? Yeah, right?
How many of you won now
You coming back I think I'm coming back a little bit. Don't get your panties in a bunch. I do. I might lose that
Yeah
I
Might lose I might lose what's going on. I might lose that
Let's see
Let's see. Let's see. I how about we do we do a tally. Oh, what doesn't matter?
one two three
Four five
Six you have six so far and you have what six wins you have five
One two
Three four five. Yeah, next five to six next weekend is spa
It's five to six
It's closer than it was before it was dude. I lost like
I lost like the first three in a row
Dude this is I like it I like it like what like
This this mixing of a bunch of like people winning
But it makes it harder for to guess
You know it's exciting how many people are winning now. Yeah, not just max
It not just max and we just put max is one like now. I don't even want to put max is one
anymore
Because that car is shit
That do you think the red ball car is shit right now? It's not great
I wouldn't call it shit, but it's definitely not up to snuff. Do you I watch that accident
I'm on the left
You're on the yeah, you're on the right. You're on the left
You can just write our names up there. Just write t. M&T
Um, I gotta stop soon. I'm hungry as fuck, but it's just it's it's it's weird to me
That spa spa
Which doesn't have a the here's the thing is that red bull have a
Well red bull has a hard time in the the slower bits
And spa is pretty much just all high end speed low down high end of speed
Oh no, man, it's gonna be tough like they're that team is having issues
And then like we're hearing a bunch of uh, I'm gonna I'm starting to like get all fucking frosty and make fucking
I'm making I'm making wild guess. Well. I'm making wild guesses lately and I've been losing
Which is maybe not maybe why I should not be wild, but I'm be wild again. I'm gonna be wild. I'm wild
I I have
I'm gonna lose
I'm fucking stupid. What did you
I don't know. I want something interesting. I think max will win this you don't think glando is gonna top five
I'm saying that's I'm betting I'm betting. He's gonna have a stinker or like a crash or something
I don't think I can get a picture for this episode by the way
I've been trying to run searches
Like multiple times and it keeps failing. Why don't you just use the other one?
I'm sorry. Just use the other one the other one. Yeah
Yeah, what other one don't you have another one another what?
Image generator. Yeah. Yeah. No
Oh, I thought you I thought you installed a new image generator. No, I have one image one and one
Text one now. Yeah, no, no, no, okay. They're separate things
It keeps getting hung up at the end
Which I don't understand. I know I want I'm not putting max first
Don't put lando first
All your dick
Hmm. Follow your nose whatever it goes
Let's see what I get here
Look look look Claire
I
Really I feel like Sergio's gonna do well at this but then I thought about putting him in the top five
But I still can't bring myself to do it. I'm doing he's just been so bad lately. I spilled Sergio around
Sergio come out to play
I'm gonna put
I don't feel like Ferrari's gonna do that well, so
Okay, yeah
All right, here's the pics for spa
They're in they're locked in. We're locked in baby
All right, this accidentally has crossed out Sergio in my line. What'd you go with? All right, here we go starting from five
Mike you chosen Leclerc. I chose Sergio. Yeah, I was I was actually debating putting him five
Um four you put Russell. I put Piastri
How dare you
Uh, three
You put ham. I put Lewis. Hell. Yeah, you have shots of Lewis number two you put Piastri and I put max
Lando wins and then you put for one you put max and I put lando
Spa is such a different track though to hungry that that's why I feel like the rainbow might come back
I feel the same way as you
But that McLaren is pretty quick
The thing is I think how how many seconds were they ahead of Hamilton 10 or 15 or something? I will let you know right now
Hamilton to Norris was 14 seconds
Pretty pretty good
But hear me out. I think the reason why I think that lando could win it
Is the what the race?
Yes spa
Sure, he could I agree with you. I guess anybody could honestly. I agree with you 100%
Is that the the the second sector?
Of spa is a little bit slower and not high speed
ish
yeah, but
But the red bull is struggling to turn
also true
but also
if
For some strange reason when you when the red bull gets hard
Like the hard times it comes alive. Oh, they come alive
It's something about
The softs and the mediums that are making that car difficult to steer
What I'm getting at but also
I was hearing that
Fucking max was being hella grumpy over the radio the entire time watch the race. I did
Then how were you hearing? I was hearing it
Oh, like while they were doing like he's like this is shit like
My car won't turn my brake balance is all fucked up because apparently was well also
Also, he was fucking two o'clock in the morning sim racing still that's his normal fucking mo, isn't it?
That's what he always does. That's nothing new. No, it's not but they were just saying like christian horn and he's dedicated
I mean
It's like horners said childish radio talk wasn't wasn't at first happen. What?
He called someone called him stop being childish
as GP
First day I've been rich due to lack of sleep
Is that shirt from uh, Texas? Hell. Yeah, brother. It's from crowded barrel alchemy
crowded barrel alchemy
alchemy crowded barrel. All right. I'm fucking starving. No one sucks dick
All right, so if you win this we'll be tied at the summer break. How many weeks is a break three four whole month?
August there's no races in august. No races in august. I think the next one is in september
No, no, no, no, you're right
Zandavort is the 23rd 25th of august and then we show three weeks off. Yeah
And then we get then we get monza
Then we go to Baku. You want to watch it?
Spaw Baku
No spa what time spa?
six probably
Let me look
Let me let me go into my looking glass
All right, I don't have a picture. I'm sorry. What my shit's fucking broken bruh
You don't have a picture. Nope. We're gonna let the people down. We are
You know we suck
Races probably at six o'clock in morning. It is any last words
One time is a race at
Dude, why is it always at six? It's all these european races. You know this
Dude, it's probably gonna rain. Yeah
It's the weather like in fucking austria
It's not austria you bitch in belgium
This is this is this is max for stappings third home race
No one cares because he hasn't the austria home race
The spa home race and the xandivore. Why are they his home race? Tell us what why are they his home race?
Terry tell us because he's all those three combined combined combined
Oh, dude, that's a good title. I had dude
I was struggling for a title and picked a fucking stupid one, but come blind is a fucking banger
That's a that's a wrap folks. We can call it a fucking day
Okay, come blind. I love it. That's fucking a magic right there coming and clutch at the end come blind
Yeah, it's about cum
No
That's too far you bitch
There it is come blind. That's a wrap. I love it
Oh, shit
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Mike they can just support us. How can they support us by giving you money?
Just send Terry cash in the mail. We should have a paypal
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Just send your cash
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2005
When there was the Haiti earthquake the Haiti earthquake happened and he was talking about um 2010 it looks like well no
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