Oh, come on. Well, I'm just saying.
Yeah, I don't come on.
Well, there's also a week. Oh, shit.
We have a guest job. No, I fuck you.
I didn't even notice.
So I thought you're supposed to just flow that conversation in an hour later.
Yeah, we're getting going and we're live.
But no, the this like the US is the only one that uses like I message
and Samsung message and whatever other fucking message Google message
and she like that that I will pre phone.
I will tell you as you are a basic bitch iPhone user.
Whoa, there's my.
Am I a basic bitch iPhone user? You have an iPhone
way are you calling all on all I know.
Yes, I am actually I think all iPhone users are basic bitches.
Yes. Okay. Yeah.
So there in many ways he's not wrong.
Like in a lot of ways. No, no, no, he's not wrong.
So I mean not it's an oversimplified,
a simple simplification. Thank you over simplifications.
But but it's really not though.
I mean, there's a lot of shit that goes into it, right?
So I mean, I message is proprietary.
It basically is just the which is why I'm trying not to use it.
It's encrypted though.
Like it is always signal.
You're better off to use I message than like standard.
Not from not from.
I agree with you not from Android to or yes, that Android,
but it's not because it's just people who have androids that I text
and that's fucking shitty over because it defaults to SMS.
Why do you think I want to pick like a more secure messaging application?
I am not texting anything that is that valuable.
It's mostly just confirmation codes for 2 of a work and then who's the last
person and my parents.
I text my parents a lot and how do you message people?
What's your what's your preferred choice?
Any of your does any of your siblings or parents or family members have iPhones?
Literally all of them.
You call it a whole family basic bitches.
I'm not denying that it's it is simple and it works.
Which is why people use it.
Yeah, you know I prefer texting because it's the defaults and you know it
just also you do use the default messaging app.
I use Google messages specifically.
Is that not the default messaging app?
Not on every phone. No, like a Samsung just has like a normal their own
messaging app. Yes, and I if you buy a phone from like a carrier, they'll
likely have their own like Verizon has like a messaging plus and that's
I can't imagine using something like that.
Yeah, I cringe when I use the other people use that because it's so trash.
Well, that's most people though.
You say basic bitch, but most and reduces are basic pitches to in that
sense. You're right. No brain or even care to think about so like anything
you there's a couple types of people with phones.
Obviously and just so we know this about true that he's like in the weeds
because he fucking spend goes deep on fucking keyboards and shit.
I'm a tech guy. It's what I like.
So I mean like with iPhones.
It's just you either a or a creative type and you want to like use that
platform. Yeah, which makes perfect sense percent.
You're a basic bitch that just wants the most expensive things with a cloud.
See, at least he's giving but although options now so we could be creative
theory. Oh, sweet. I think we're not.
I mean we created enough that we have our this own podcast.
Oh yeah and we've been creative making art for our.
I would hate my art.
Huh? I hate my art.
I remember the original cover art.
It was whipped up in Microsoft paint and what I assume was a 15 second.
It wasn't even it wasn't even Microsoft paint.
It was it was a sketch pad.
It was like an iPad app like a free iPad paint.
We just wrote out the word on my iPad.
Yeah. Oh nice. Nice. Yeah.
Okay. Photoshop. We've been we've been we've been actually been expanding a little bit.
I know I was here when you made your most recent cover art.
Yeah. We've been making cover art every time.
The last one I've been making.
Yeah, yeah.
Sean. Wow. Keep talking.
This is all your. This was all your idea.
Don't let them fool you.
They're not making it.
They're just a prompt.
Oh, we have thrown it out.
Oh, we're not.
They know we're not hiding that fact.
We're not hiding even if we were.
We couldn't get away with it.
I just got a text message from Nate.
You know Nate.
Yeah, he also texted me the other day.
Oh, what do you see?
What does he say?
He was asking me for computer advice.
Oh, he wants to like build a computer.
He just asked me for he's like, hey, do you know what?
You know what kind of bike you have?
I was like, he's like, I'm really getting into bikes.
And I was like, okay, I was like, he's like, do you know, I have any like preference on bikes?
I was like, I have a bike that I don't.
He hit you up for a bike recommendation.
Yeah.
So he messages me and he's like, he's like, I was like, I have a bike that I don't
really ride that much anymore and I wanted to get a different one anyways.
And then he's like, how much would you sell it for?
I was like, weren't you trying to sell your bike?
Yeah, I might sell my bike to him.
And I was like, I don't know.
I was like 275 and he's just like, it's a little cheap.
It is.
Can you buy it for like a thousand dollars?
No, I bought it for like five.
Oh, but then he bicycle, but yeah, bicycle, like a pedal bike.
Oh yeah, not motorcycle motorcycle motorcycle.
Dude, my kids, you were talking about selling your motorcycle motorcycle motorcycle.
It's not worth like eight K, it's worth eight K.
Yeah, no, it's not.
That's what someone was telling me.
It's not.
We looked at it.
It was Kelly blue.
But it's 2017.
I promise you that motorcycle is not worth eight K.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no.
Good.
She like you got a litmus test.
Just go to like craigslist.
Yeah, so he goes.
He goes you can buy a new one of those for 8 K you fucking loser.
He goes.
If you could that be awesome.
I can try to meet you.
If not, I can put money, money outside in a paper bag
and then he gave me where he lived.
That is a very, what?
That is a very neat thing to do.
Wait, you know this guy?
I know him, yeah, he used to be my boss.
No, he's just some random stranger
that he met off the street.
No, he used to be my boss.
Why can't you just coordinate a time to meet up in person?
Why do you have to leave money in a paper bag?
It's not that he can't.
It's just that the dude is offering.
It's just the fact that he's,
he can't sit still for that long.
No, not even this.
He has to keep going.
It's fast.
What?
He can't meet you in person for three seconds?
No.
What?
No, he could do that.
He probably could, but he says if he can't then.
Like if Terry's not available in the next 30 minutes
to do it, it's not gonna happen.
So that's where the.
If you're not available in the next 30 seconds from now
to sell your bike to someone, then he's not interested?
No, no, no, no.
He's interested in it.
He's interested in it, but the fact is that if he texts you,
he wants you to get, he wants you to do like.
He wants an answer hour.
He wants you to answer him in an hour?
Yeah.
He wants to like complete that process.
He's into the market of closing deals.
Not just keeping them running.
All right.
So what are you gonna say?
You have to get back to him.
I can't.
I can't do it now.
But you can tell him I'm down.
I could tell him like, if you want,
if I could tell him like I'm gonna go deliver the bike
and then you can just put the money in the mailbox
and give him permission to open your mailbox.
That's terrifying.
Don't do that.
Yeah.
The mailman comes by and steals the money.
Yeah, that's true.
Where does?
Oh, no, never mind.
I'll just put it on the porch.
That's where he lived.
No, we're not talking about that.
That's why I was kind of keeping it.
So you're out there.
I'm gonna take a shit for you guys got here.
Fuck.
Did you take one?
No, no, go shit.
I'll tell Terry how much of a basic bitch he is
with his iPhone.
I'll shit when it's time.
And it's not quite that time, but it's in my lap.
Now an art.
Are you making a new one for every single?
That's the goal.
Hey, hey, baby steps.
No, I like it.
I'm about it.
It's a good cover art.
But what I'm saying is that if you the idea is to have a
episode specific picture and then have the title
and everything on the actual art.
So what do we got here?
We have an astronaut on them.
That looks like they're no.
Okay.
So I'm looking at the far right one first.
Yeah.
Okay.
So from right to left.
Episode 21.
It's an astronaut.
They're all pre-recorded.
An astronaut.
What does the head look like?
Think about it.
It kind of looks like MF Doom.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
What, what, is there something that's like a,
an object or something you might eat?
Yeah, an object.
Think of an object.
That's the, what?
Don't picture it as a human.
Picture it as like a fruit.
There's clearly a face there.
I don't know like.
Okay.
What is that?
There's dots.
Yeah.
What's that red thing look like to you?
Mars.
Mars?
It looks like Mars.
It's not Mars.
Crashing into the moon.
Well, the astronauts floating above Earth for some reason.
What do we quote like strawberry?
It's the strawberry moon.
But they made the guy's face like a strawberry.
Isn't, isn't strawberry moon like an actual thing?
Yes.
Okay.
Which is why we were trying to,
we were talking about,
we were trying to put it in the prompt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were talking about it.
And this is the strawberry moon it came up with it,
but also made the guy's face look like a strawberry.
That's way too many planets that are like so close
to each other.
It's like Earth than a giant like moon.
What looks like our moon, but giant behind it.
Man, it's got to be really high tide right now
because of that.
Yeah.
I didn't even realize that because it looks,
it looks like a gigantic moon and then another moon.
And then like there's.
No, no, I like it.
Don't get me wrong.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, we fucking made it.
All right, middle one, middle one.
It's a sunset episode to say the episode.
Sorry episode 120.
I'm the driller.
Close.
That's what I said to it.
I'm the drizzler that the font is fucked up.
Yeah.
It's I can see that.
Yeah.
It's kind of fucked up.
So there is a beach with the.
That's a good picture.
Huh?
It's nice.
Yeah.
You kind of fucked it up at the rocket though.
How dare you brother?
How dare you?
Have you seen our logo?
Our logo is pretty much two astronauts on like the moon.
Okay.
All right.
How dare you sir?
We like, I like space at least.
Terry likes space.
I love space.
Scares me, but I love space.
I'm just, I'm throwing it out.
I was fine.
That rocket has got to be huge
from like the perspective of it.
All right.
Think of how big.
That's Elon's Starship, the big ass rocket.
Yeah, but they're not that big.
No, no, no.
In real life.
This is gigantic man.
Clearly.
Because in that picture, you can see all the ways
of the horizon and there is no platform for that rocket
to take off of.
Yeah, you're right.
Which implies that it's beyond.
No, it's launching from under the water.
Like in the movies, like they open up a fucking.
There's no waves.
You would see waves though.
No, there's a wave right there asshole.
No, he's right.
So, I mean, like it's so big that the platform is beyond
horizon, which implies that that that rocket is even more
massive than anything else.
Like the the thrusters on the side are like the size of a
normal rocket with just the distance and the perspective.
So yeah, it's a big boy rocket that that's taken
civilizations to Mars, which is in the right one for
one.
One.
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's great.
Step one, episode 120 rocket.
One, 21, step two, get the fucking Mars.
We got one 22.
It's the hot sauce.
Like I feel like that's supposed to be a person.
Hold on.
I want to give you what's your first guess?
Why did we name the show?
It's the hot sauce.
Just guess what we were talking about.
It's us.
You were probably like ripping ass or something.
Yeah, parting and shitting.
Yep.
That's right.
Well, it was so it was actually the story of I asked his
brother Tyler.
I was like, did you guys have any fun?
Like any funny moments?
He's like, yeah, Mike ran at the we went to the beach for
a week and that's what he's talking about.
And so he's like Mike went to Mike just walked into the
room late, like like fell backwards onto the bed, picked
up his picked up his legs and then just ripped ass.
Dude, that's a power.
And then I respect that.
And then he goes, it's the hot sauce.
I just said it was the hot sauce because I was eating a
lot of hot sauce.
It was a problem.
See at work.
Terry will ask me to let him know when I'm about to rip
ass so he can record it and send it to you.
I know.
He told me.
He told me about this and he gets mad at me every time I
ripped.
He also said that too.
Christine's never ready to record.
Yeah.
Oh, did I send you that thing?
No, wait, are you talking about your like poop shot?
No, well, yes, but no, no, I played on here again.
I was talking about.
Would you just kept saying Terry stuff at work?
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I did not.
Actually, let me send it to you, Mike.
What?
So I was at work and our and what happened?
Our company is hold on.
We'll get to this.
Terry stuff.
Remember Terry stuff.
Yeah, yeah, Terry's stuff.
Yeah, Terry's stuff.
I'm going to send it to you, but just remember Terry stuff.
So following along the storyline of these cover art photos,
this guy has now colonized on Mars.
Clearly it is an alpha.
Yeah, he's an alpha.
Yeah, he's described.
What is he holding?
What is he doing?
What are you writing?
Don't play it yet, but so let's see.
He is a big jacked dude, bald head, huge beard, though.
Like it's a man's beard and the mustache is not
the same color as the beard.
Kind of weird.
It's the sun.
That's not the sun.
So this guy's like 300 and built kind of thing.
Like think of the rock that that's the best body type.
Yeah, body type of the rock.
Yeah, the rock.
He's writing a horse through like a forest on Mars,
obviously he's holding what looks through a forest on Mars,
obviously.
Yeah, it's red.
That's what we should have did.
Damn it.
We should make them correlated.
Yeah, tell the story through the cover art.
I'm starting off.
I'm world building for you right now.
OK, subliminal, subliminal messaging through the weeks
in the cover art.
I like it.
I got you.
I'm shocked.
But it has to be it has to be episode relevant, though.
Yeah, but the cover art yes and no.
Like OK, so you were talking about your asshole on this one.
Would you prompt it with that or like is the art based off of?
Well, no.
No, we were talking about we were talking about what we're
talking about.
What we were we weren't we talking about that was last episode.
That was Tyler.
Did Tyler was here?
Yeah, Tyler was here.
We had some other ones.
We're trying to like correlate it.
We're talking.
Oh, the guy who was talking about ball cupping.
Yeah, that's why we that's why I got it.
The guy that says that if you go to like a men's retreat,
you're going to like the wrong one and to actually do men
retreating or whatever.
I don't want to play the game, but I will.
Please, but will do you want me to?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then like ball cupping is that's what you should do.
So like what he's saying is is that I should bulk up you more.
Just grab you.
Yeah, just just we go in I grab your balls and you ever watched
highlight highlight like the sport highlight.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, dude, hi lie.
Yeah, is that like ball cupping kind of it's like you got.
We got to look at this.
I mean it's almost literally like that.
Did you get that?
Did you get that thing?
I did.
Okay, but to finish big guy riding a horse through the forest
in space.
Obviously, I don't necessarily need to be Mars now.
What is he holding on?
I don't know.
It looks like a hockey stick, but there's this like extra
shit hanging up.
All right, extra shit hanging off on the end and I got like
two of them.
It's a problem.
That's fucked.
Yeah, it's like a horn or something.
Basically like the witcher with hockey sticks instead of
swords. That's like my my comparison here.
Oh, yeah.
That's nice.
This fucking guy over here.
He hits the microphone with a cup.
I know it kind of made it really ruined it.
I did.
Yeah, you were pouring, but you were also banging the
glass on the fucking mic.
Like it was good.
That was that was well set up.
Everyone was on board and then you fucked it up by
hit the mic.
Go get a glass and then we'll do it again.
Nah, later.
He's going to take a shit anyway, so we can do that again.
Exactly.
I'm trying to find the same video.
The ball cupping one.
It doesn't.
So highlight is a sport.
It's like popular in like Asia.
Is it like field hockey?
No, no, no.
It's like two guys in like a warehouse.
Do my feet still stink?
I know, but it's not as bad.
Don't interrupt him.
Sorry.
It might be like multiple people, but they're they have
like this thing like horned cup cone thing on their hands.
Hold on.
What they do is they just describe it for they catch
this stone, this rock ball basically and what they do is
then they just like a duck like a duck ball.
Oh, I don't.
I heard it at the wall.
Like I like it's like a 300.
It's a curved thing and then they just hug the shit.
Yeah, yeah.
I know just talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And yeah, yeah.
So when you think of the guy too of ball cupping, I'm like, oh,
you could just use like a highlight cup just on the get the
you know for all the way from the back of their cheeks all
the way to the tip of the shaft to reach around.
You could from front or back.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, you get them both.
So we'll play this first and then the highlight game.
I see the highlight game like just look at that.
Do that.
That would that would be about now.
I know.
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I'm just talking about now.
That's a great shout.
Shout out.
It's playing from your it's playing from your fucking thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta change your meaty classic classic.
Tom Segura.
Well, that sounds very familiar.
Tom Segura and Christina P two comedians.
He lost a lot of weight.
So the burst Christ, I guess first Christ, first or Christ.
Or first to Christ.
I feel like this is just going down and every time in morning.
Get ripped.
Rip, let it rip.
Oh shit.
Yeah, but it's not recognizing.
I'm plugging in.
Plug it back in classic class construction.
But you know what I'm saying?
Well, he's troubleshooting.
All right, back to phones here.
Oh, well, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I think it ever happened to the internet.
Yep.
I think you would disagree with that.
Basic.
Bitches.
Creative types.
Hold on.
Absolutely true.
Wait, please.
That's why I am single.
Okay, we're good.
Oh, there we go.
Back to phones.
We got the same guy.
This is oh my God.
It's amazing.
We did good.
All right.
This is the guy who is the inspiration for our picture.
And this is the guy that Terry wants you to bulk up with.
Because I'm a double soul shaman and ancient cultures.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, is this even the one double soul shaman?
Go back.
Is this an ayahuasca guy?
Like is that that what he does?
I don't think so.
But that's a good.
He could be.
That's like the only context I hear anybody talk about
shamans these days.
Fair enough.
Also on their table, what are they sponsored by
metamucil and liquid death?
Liquid death, probably.
I don't know a lot about that.
Liquid death for sure.
Yo, what a what a fucking power move.
Yeah. Jesus Christ, dude.
That's a hell of a sponsor right there.
Well, yeah.
I mean, they're like, I just want to let you know,
I want to get to where we have like a nice room and like a nice
wooden table.
Oh, what are you talking about, dude?
I'm sorry.
Is me not offering up an entire room in my own home
dedicated to this?
Not enough for you.
Yeah.
Why don't you offer room in your house?
Oh, wait.
I don't have enough.
Oh, shit.
Damn you.
This is TV.
Not enough.
Oh, dude.
He asked a desk table fucking thing.
Not enough.
No, no, it's a bitch about Terry for a second.
How fucking dare you roast me on his other abandoned podcast,
which I learned on 4th of July how abandoned it was.
Don't look at me.
I am looking at you.
A hundred percent got my feet stink.
You're half of the name.
It started off as right on with Dru and Terry and here you
are not being available ever.
What are you talking about?
I'm available and then he says, oh, let's do Saturdays and
then he's never available on a Saturday ever because you're
not either.
It's getting hot.
I'm literally.
I don't do anything on Saturdays ever.
You you you were there until you leave and then I'm still
doing nothing just playing games.
Yeah, so I you've got a room.
I offered up my living room for our live shows.
Yeah, you have a space if you know what any.
It's not good enough for him.
Apparently he's giving up.
I bought your computer.
Yeah, I've not even plugged it in.
Oh, yeah.
That was for that.
I also bought wireless mics, lav mics for everyone.
Oh, like those little yeah.
And so that we can walk around, do whatever, not have this
like long gelatinous dick in our faces when we're talking.
You want everybody who's like, oh my God, it's so funny.
And they move away from the mic every time.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, lav mics.
You want some?
I got some.
I'm saying because they're brand new.
I've opened them once to test them.
You want to be able to hear everybody when they're moving
around like standing up even and show like that.
That makes sense.
Yeah, it's because everyone has really bad like microphone
etiquette.
Correct.
Me have.
You yes, you are the exception to the rule because I've been
because we've done 120 episodes.
We've done a hundred and twenty, one hundred and twenty three
episodes every time Tyler sits in that seat and he's like,
la la la la.
Hey, bitch.
Well, he'll go.
He'll go like you'll all the fucking way.
He'll speak in it.
He'll speak into it and then I'll just go.
Yeah.
And then like, you're off.
Let him just drift off and then I'll come back.
So it's kind of like a night.
I get it.
I mean, you're not like live mixing.
So that helps.
My problem I have is I have a very loud voice.
I can hear my voice in your microphones.
So I have to like consciously quiet down a little bit.
Well, I'm a little closer.
These microphones are meant for the dynamic.
They're exactly meant for this.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, I can hear myself.
That's loud enough.
Yeah.
So I know, Mike's man.
Don't worry.
I know you do.
I'm just for the people.
Yeah.
We're trying to give them knowledge.
The casuals casuals.
I mean, yeah, so I buy these things for my living room and
Terry's.
I do that a lot.
Not available.
Yeah.
I buy shit and then I end up not using it.
Yeah.
So there's not in a podcast setting.
I feel like we use all our podcast shit.
Must be nice.
Oh, must be nice.
The only shit.
The only example would be things that we've now upgraded out of.
Like, you know, older equipment that we had to proceed.
We had the scarlet we had the scarlet which I use now in my house.
Yeah.
In your storage unit.
When's when's a when's denti moving into your old room?
I don't know.
I haven't talked to.
I don't know if you live with them.
You haven't talked to him.
He hasn't said anything.
Bring it up.
What did he say?
Brad?
I haven't talked to me that I don't live with them.
That's true.
We have a we have a person that's in our discord.
Oh, shit.
Isn't he having a party night?
Brad?
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
I totally forgot about that dick.
Oh, shit.
I didn't.
I was just busy with my stupid astound appointment.
Yeah.
Anyway, anyways.
Yeah.
Terry is unreliable on podcast.
He cares about your podcast more.
So you've won.
Well, there isn't a choice.
It's either we're doing it or we're not doing it.
And we're doing it.
If it's any consolation, I have to wrangle up two other people.
And I think.
Yeah.
Huge rain bombs.
That's his always like bail out of a fucking question.
It's just hit the sound board.
He just spasms on the sound board.
Absolutely true.
It really is.
And then also.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere,
but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
What's that family guy?
I don't know.
I think I feel like it's played in.
I feel it's like a fairly odd parents too.
Sounds like a fairly odd parents thing.
Dang.
That's the vintage.
All right.
No, I would love to do our podcast still.
I don't care.
Every time Drew Drew is here,
at least a couple minutes is like them hashing out their
fucking disagreements.
It's like this is our counseling.
Well, see, we didn't have the 45 minute drive over here.
He usually picks me up.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
Now it was just letting it.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
There's no audience.
Redshire didn't pick them up today.
Yeah.
That's why it was texting this morning about it.
You seem so wondering like why I was asking.
It's like you've always picked me up.
So that's true.
I said I said I would,
but then you would have to sit in the sun for like two hours,
which I would watch like 12 sweaty dudes around
around 14 actually.
Wow.
One, two girls.
What a dream come true.
It's actually 15 people.
Wow.
That's that's quite the girl.
I don't think the number is going to change the fact that
you're sitting.
You don't want to watch people run around chasing a frisbee
like a dog.
No, no, but usually you're in that other town.
Yeah.
So I was surprised that you were on this side.
That's why I was like, well,
Saturdays are not in the town that I usually play in.
Oh, and then Sunday.
Sunday's are in the town that I live in that actually where
my storage unit is.
That makes perfect sense.
All right.
You have a storage unit.
Yeah, it's called house.
It's called my house.
I'm confused.
He doesn't spend any nights there.
Oh, so it's basically his office.
It's my office where he dumps all his stuff out.
Got it.
Maybe has a couple packages delivered there.
Got it.
Actually, I do have some couple packages giving to learn.
I had a package this morning.
I bought it.
Actually, what I bought recently was I bought a new hamper
like a laundry hamper that actually has a for.
Like a lid.
So the for dirty clothes is it for your new home?
No, it's very like dirty clothes.
Yeah, dirty clothes, but it has like one of those.
Censoring lids.
No, that'd be really dope though.
That would be that would be like way too stupid.
Let me see over here.
It'd be over.
Hamper, do you need a simple thing?
No, it has like a bag inside of it.
So like when I want to start, I can just lift it out
and then just drag it downstairs instead of the one.
What's the bag made out of cloth?
So you're wet.
You're wet.
Oh, that's better.
Mesh.
Yeah, you don't want that shit getting all dank and moldy.
No, no, no, it's like mesh.
That's why I like a simple plastic hamper with like open
sides with like cutouts pretty much simple.
No, it has mesh.
It's like a mesh that holds up to 60 pounds.
Cool.
Wow.
I know my hamper is.
Dude, I remember when that shit when I was younger,
we were like, oh, I'm going to go buy a new hamper.
Like that's fucking stupid.
And then now I'm like, oh dude, I just bought a new hamper.
So fucking dope.
Yeah, you're growing up.
It's what happens.
I know it's fucking weird.
Your life becomes boring.
You get jaded with everything.
You get jady about looking up fucking stainless steel pans.
And yo, did you look at those?
No, the other expensive by them.
So I'm like a little $800 for some.
You talk about the hex.
Fuck you talk about the hex clads.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's buying stainless steel ones, not the hex.
Glad I've been looking at like getting just regular stainless
steel.
I mean, it's good for you know, doesn't get simple Teflon.
Yeah, that's good.
Well, I don't have Teflon.
I have like it's like a ceramic thing,
but it's not really nonstick like Teflon because obviously it's
not, but it's still kind of annoying to clean.
So it's like the worst of both worlds.
The worst of both worlds.
Okay, all right, fair.
You're not like a cast iron guy or anything.
No, I could get into it, but I could get into it.
Yeah, everyone who gets into it is like it's a character.
Swear by yeah.
I just need.
I don't know.
I don't.
I just need simple pants.
It feels like everybody's just using this is I'm reading something
from you know about not teased Teflon.
Yes, I back in twenty seventeen or twenty eighteen.
There was a expose movie that came out called Dark Waters,
and I watched it with some of my friends because we had movie
pass back then.
If you don't movie passes, what movie pass explain it to the
I don't know movie pass is you sign up for the service and it
was like twelve dollars a month and they would send you like a
master card and what you do with that master card is go to the
theater, pay with that card and then they would cover the cost
of it. So you unlimited movies in the theater for like thirteen
bucks a month. Yes, it was literally cheaper than some
movie. That's crazy.
Hold on.
Wasn't like the same thing when your company gave you free
tickets? No, okay.
That's different.
Okay.
Yeah, but I paid for this and I would go see just random movies
because when I had the card, I would just go to the app like,
oh, what I want to do today and like I would just look through
and like obviously I would see whatever the big thing was
because movies were relevant back then.
Yeah.
Now it is they all suck.
But I would go see movies.
But then once I would go through like the main like blockbuster
movies, I would start seeing like the B tier movies, indie
movies, smaller movies.
Yes.
And that's what got me to see like Dark Waters because is that
a documentary?
Yes. No.
It's not like a documentary in the sense of it's just someone
talking about it.
It was like an actual movie going through like following this
guy who investigated the DuPont company that was creating
Teflon and what they it was him figuring out that oh, this
kills people because it doesn't degrade in their body and it
doesn't go out.
So it causes cancer and kill like it's in the water that the
people are drinking in this town.
So it talks about how he, you know, found out this evidence
and then got the company to settle and like still to this
day they have not paid out all the settlements from it, even
though it's been like 20 years or something like that.
Sounds about right.
Yep.
So I am very much aware of Teflon now because of it and I
try not to use like pans and shit that I haven't.
Yes.
I mean, I just don't cook in general.
So there's that but that's how I avoided.
But yeah, that's the reason I'm like aware of Teflon.
Yeah, but movie pass.
Oh, dude, that was so good back in the day.
Companies, companies like to Pont are fucked up in a lot of
ways because they don't, you know, they're fucking D gens and
shit, but the technology is great.
It's just we can't as a society draw any lines anywhere.
We're not willing to be like that's a great invention, but
let's not eat it.
Yes, but we're incapable of doing shit like that.
Oh yeah, everyone's like I need to be as convenient as
possible.
Exactly.
Yep.
Yeah, make everything as easy as possible.
Yeah.
Pass of absolute least resistance.
Yep.
And no one has a backbone to say no.
Yep.
Terry does.
Yeah.
Yeah, he bitches about everything.
Yep.
Always.
So right now, hold on.
These are the ranking.
We were talking about message apps and like the standard
how much people bitch and shit like that.
This is this is the standard.
This is like by country by country.
No, this is by messaging apps.
Like how many users they have?
Yeah.
So this is based on like iPhone.
I have messages of messaging app sort of, but just
okay.
Okay.
Just go.
All right.
Number seven is discord with 200 million people using it.
Is that the bottom of the list?
The bottom?
Seven.
It's not like there's only seven.
Yeah, there's not seven, but this is the ranking of right
now that I can say here's the breakdown of the most
popular messaging service by active monthly users.
Discord with 200 million at seven.
Six is QQ.
But discord is not people texting on a phone a lot.
It's more like sitting out of computer.
You can, but isn't it mainly like sitting on a computer
in a room with people?
That's yeah target demographic, but then mobile app is
workable.
Yeah.
I don't know what QQ is, but it has 554 million people using
a letter QQ.
Hold on.
QQ.
I never heard of that.
We jump from like 240 to 500 to 554 million.
Wow.
That's a big jump.
That was a huge jump.
Yep.
And then Snapchat with 800 million telegram.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
Number five.
Number five is Snapchat.
People text on Snapchat as I mean texting app.
I mean, some people do.
Yeah.
I have a friend who looks almost exclusively messages me.
Wow.
I think it's because they disappear.
I fucking hate it.
You can do that on any messaging app.
Well, what with Snapchat is just that after the day,
it just wipes it.
It's gone.
But I mean, like with signal, you can set your messages
to be disappeared.
Yeah.
But by default.
By default.
That's what Snapchat's known for.
I see.
It's like I can send a snap of my balls.
And people are to retarded to change any setting
in any exact.
Exactly.
No right path of least.
Just remember.
I can send.
Oh, I'm not.
Yeah.
I'm not disputing that most humans are recorded.
I can send a picture of me cupping Drew's balls to you.
And then it'll disappear.
And you're like, oh, man, I got this great picture of.
Oh, I'll find a way to keep on.
Keep my hands on it.
And if you Snapchat it will know because it'll tell us.
Yeah.
I'll say that.
Sorry.
If you screenshot it.
Yeah.
If you take a picture of it, like a screenshot, it'll say.
I don't give a fuck if you know.
Number four is.
I'll take a picture with a different device of my screen.
Number four is telegram with 900 million.
That makes sense.
That's the drug dealers.
Well, telegram was because they're going to die one day or whatever.
And then people were trying to because everybody in Europe
uses WhatsApp.
Well, there was a thing I thought with WhatsApp
where there was a leak in terms of its security or something.
Yeah.
And then everybody like, whoa, this app.
Isn't as secure as like, yeah, no, of course.
Then everybody went to telegram and telegram is a little maybe more secure.
Telegram is also what crypto bros use because.
Yep.
And it's good with groups.
Telegram is good like group messaging with three is Facebook messenger with 1.01 billion people using that.
I want to blow my.
It doesn't express that Facebook messengers actually like no bullshit.
I mean, it is.
I hate.
I hate that people use Facebook like religiously.
Well, okay.
Have to mess.
I the way the thing I like to put perspective on is like when I was in Japan as Terry's going to make fun of me for.
I didn't have obviously good text people over there.
So like Facebook messenger was like the thing to use.
You need an internet messaging.
I just need a Wi-Fi and I can message people.
So that was beneficial.
I could do like I can do video chats.
I can do send pictures.
I can send recordings.
I can do whatever.
And you can also send money over Facebook messenger up to $10,000 a month without any fees.
Oh, they have like a cash app.
Yep.
I used to pay my rent through Facebook messenger because there was no fees.
That makes sense.
Just started out there.
It's good.
I like I don't like having Facebook messenger, but it's nice.
Yeah.
That's number three.
Yeah.
Number three is Facebook.
It's not 1.1, but it's you said 1.01.
Yeah.
Number two.
Yeah.
Billion with a B.
Two WeChat.
That's China.
That's one 1.34 billion people using it.
Yeah.
Literally every Chinese person is number one line.
No.
Oh, really?
Line.
Yeah.
Line.
I never heard of that.
Number one is WhatsApp with two billion people using it, which is pretty much all of Europe.
Not really.
And more and more.
Yeah.
But everybody in Europe uses WhatsApp.
Yeah.
Because it's better than using.
Because it's they can do it over the Internet.
Yeah.
We'll just use this data.
But if this is that was for the most part of their services services.
For messaging.
For messaging and then monthly downloads signal is not signals at the bottom then line then QQ then
Viber.
Thank you.
WeChat Facebook Messenger.
What's that business?
Telegram Snapchat WhatsApp Messenger.
It's pretty much all Facebook.
Yeah.
Facebook it's like Facebook Messenger and we WhatsApp WhatsApp.
Why do I don't understand why they don't just make those the same thing?
One of them requires a Facebook account.
The other doesn't.
I think we just because Facebook owns WhatsApp, but it doesn't actually require.
Yeah.
That's the annoying part is when I want to look at shit to buy around you like the neighborhood
and things like that.
Facebook is now like the the good factor place which pisses me the fuck off.
And it's the only reason I haven't deleted my Facebook is because I occasionally want to
look at shit and I have to message people on that fucking bullshit.
I try to only do it at home like on the computer.
It's not to download the fucking crap on my phone, but I have downloaded it just to talk to
somebody and then I deleted it again.
I wish Craigslist was like more commonly accepted.
I like Craigslist.
Yes.
Even just browsing simple.
Yeah.
It worked.
And now it's just spam and nobody's selling good shit.
I mean, most marketplaces are spam these days.
I don't know how Terry does it where he sells literally everything he owns.
Well, that's.
Well, I use my I just use McCarrie, which is just like they take a profit.
Like they take like they take like a profit, man.
McCarrie is convenient and easy, but I just don't if I could use Craigslist and it wouldn't
cancel all my postings, calling them spam when they're not.
Yep.
I wouldn't have to.
I have to use some bullshit McCarrie bank account linked thing that I don't want to do.
That's fair.
And they pushed me into this because Craigslist doesn't work anymore.
I tried.
We live in a capitalistic society that money rules everything.
I don't.
Yeah.
Tell you this is great.
I don't have anything to add to that on the the so on the fact of messaging apps.
Yes, you can play my video that I sent you.
Okay.
And then I will describe what the fuck was going on.
But was it the Terry stuff video?
It's going to be this thing.
Yep.
It won't work.
Peep that water bottle.
What about this Terry's stuff?
Wait, hold on.
You whatever.
Give your name, give your channel a name to the King.
Always.
Okay.
Terry stuff.
Oh, I know why.
Oh, it's that an apostrophe on there.
Private, of course.
Does that work?
Okay.
So the context behind that work.
Yes, this was that work.
That's what's that working.
Yeah. The context to is that you're retarded.
Yes.
Well, we knew that.
Our company is going away from their proprietary messaging to Slack.
Slack.
Yeah.
A lot of companies use Slack.
But the thing is with Slack, when you create a channel.
Don't hurt me guys.
Oh, right.
What are you going to say?
Terry.
Um, yeah, keep talking to you.
Yes.
So the the moving to Slack.
So when you when you open a channel, when you create when you create a new channel on Slack,
it tells you there's certain things and I'm trying to figure.
So you a you can't capitalize anything.
He's right.
When you make a channel forces you to type like a fucking D. Jen.
It makes all lowercase.
So it forces you to type in misspell and be a shitty grammar person.
No, it just has to lowercase.
It just has to be lowercase.
You can spell whatever you want.
You can't type out and complete sentences with correct capitalization.
Also, you can't have a space.
You cannot hit space.
That's horrific.
You cannot hit space.
This has been creating a channel.
Okay.
Oh, the name of the channel, the name of the channel.
You cannot hit a space.
But when you actually message someone, you can do these things.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
That's fine.
I'm saying creating a channel.
You can message like you would message someone else after you create it.
Okay.
You can't you can't hit a space.
You can't use apostrophes.
You can't use any periods, periods, commas.
But it's just for the name of the group or channel or whatever.
Right.
So that's fine.
You have to use you have to use dashes.
The ashes are underscores.
Yeah, that's it.
I used that.
That's what I would use if I was creating a title of something probably.
I would just use a space.
I don't know about you.
Yeah, same or something.
Well, yeah.
I mean, not being able to have a space.
That's a little bit stupid, but I don't know the posture.
Well, well, and most of the thing is, is that the apostrophe is done to capitalize
anything.
So when we were making specific rooms for your team for our companies,
your company, it looks like this.
Here, I actually can show you.
They look.
I don't know that I care.
It doesn't matter.
That's fine.
It's fine, but I'll just show you.
But it doesn't matter.
Why do you have slack on your personal phone because I am now do you expense your phone
bill 100 percent?
Okay, I was going to say so like you use your phone for work purposes when I'm at work.
Oh, I do.
I don't connect any of my personal shit ever to work.
It's completely silent.
It's I have a separate phone.
It's a work phone.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have a work cell phone.
That was that was my purpose.
Yeah, it was Terry's idea.
That was my idea.
I won't deny it.
I just have a second phone.
These these rooms that we made, they're they're supposed to be capitalized and then they had
their ashes because of work rooms, but now it looks jank as fuck.
Well, yeah, it does, but I don't know.
It's not the end of the world.
No, it's not.
It's just you're pissed off about it.
That's why I was saying Terry stuff because I accidentally put a fucking apostrophe.
I didn't realize that's why I was rejecting you and I didn't realize that was why it was
doing that and I was reading it.
It's like you can't use it, you know, periods or apostrophe.
I was there for a good three to five minutes just saying Terry stuff to four different
people in that room and they were getting mad at me for keep saying and then they know
was not getting mad at him.
I just want to know that that's why you were getting over like we all picked up what he
was doing.
He's basically just making a room for himself that he can like send himself stuff.
So to like expense stuff or something I need for myself, I don't want to send it to everybody
else.
I just send it to myself.
You want it available on your computer or your phone and shit like that.
Yeah.
So like if I send like receipts to my phone bill, I just send it there and so I have multiple
things like that applications that are cross-bought from that.
I just send stuff from my phone to my computer.
My other the other one I had.
I had one that just said receipts, which is a bunch of receipts and then I was trying
to make this fucking channel for my own.
The one of you two fart.
No, my stomach did a little rumble because I had to shit.
No, it was me.
But I thought it was you like farting.
It was me, but I didn't fart that.
But I was trying to make it.
I'm not going to fart because of my fart.
Something else might happen.
But I spent like three to five minutes saying Terry stuff and then finally he recorded me.
Yeah.
This was like the last 45 seconds after I cut that video off.
He's like Terry stuff.
You should have just kept going because you know that I probably will say some something
something afterwards.
I just didn't something retarded.
Yeah.
Because he just kept saying Terry stuff.
Terry stuff.
Would you be Terry stuff?
Yeah.
Terry stuff.
He was so mad about it.
It was ridiculous.
Why is it not working?
Yeah.
That could be a title name.
All right.
Terry stuff.
We got to play this ball cupping guy real quick.
You just have to see.
This is the inspiration for the art.
The art.
Yeah.
He's a shaman.
Let's go back to the more important thing, which is this shaman.
This is the best thing.
So one of the reasons why I am single is because I'm a double soul shaman.
In ancient cultures, I would have been the one that the quote unquote straight dudes would have gone
through for healing, especially sexual healing when their wives were on their periods.
Yeah.
It's not that the women were dirty when they were menstruating.
Or four days or so.
They were too powerful for the alphas, stag dudes, the warrior dudes.
They usually have many, many wives and many, many babies to be around.
So they would go to somebody like me for sexual healing and I would help them sharpen.
Sexual healing.
Their masculine essence.
And how do you do this?
He's a twin soul double soul shaman.
No.
Because we are in the main choice.
You want to say that?
We are slowly breaking out of it.
I'm positive.
I'm positive. This is like such a deep cut meta joke that it's you're on a podcast and
you are watching a clip or a podcast where they're commenting on like a video.
Yes.
Yeah, like we probably could have just found like welcome to 2024 rips content.
Okay, are you saying you're saying are you saying that we're we could have just found
the video and just played it and then did it ourselves like do we need Tom Segura and
Rachel P who I just show P.
I don't know.
Christina P.
The reason that I'm doing it this way is because I would never have found this
gentleman.
I only occasionally see even recommendations for this podcast because I don't really watch
it anymore.
It's just that it's like that's the only reason I know about this guy.
Okay.
I would I would have to go find him on my own, which I could do.
I'm not going to, but I would never be able to.
All of my recommended stuff on YouTube is literally like hour plus long videos that
are designed to be falling asleep to so that people get ad revenue money
with long form content.
Well, people aren't even paying attention.
That's the meta on YouTube right now is post your stuff and just have it like get to
someone when they're not there and then just run a bunch of ads.
So you watch it on purpose to get ad money.
No, I false.
I've watched YouTube when I sleep, but now that I've like he pays for a premium.
I do.
So I have no ads me too, but like that's why we're that's why we're able to just never
see ads on these videos.
Yeah, it's worth it.
It's although I have a blocker.
Also, I have an ad blockers, so I don't ever see videos.
That doesn't matter, but so like the the the strat if to make money on YouTube right
now is you make like a long form video right and then it gets served to someone
where they're literally asleep and they can't click off of it.
So they're watching it all the way through.
Now you have high retention, so it gets pushed to other people and then that person
gets recommended more of your videos because they watch so much of a high
percentage of it.
Is this these videos designed for people falling asleep?
Yeah, and you you like them though.
No, I don't.
I thought this was something you enjoy.
No, I love following the safety is long as videos.
No, it pisses me off because now music.
No, it's like are you a last tech tips fan?
You know who that is?
I know who it is.
I'm not really sure.
Do you know the show they do every week?
The one show the what show they have a podcast called the way a podcast show
called the WAN show.
I know.
I don't know about it.
I know who they are.
I know they do like a two hour long like live stream every week and then they
re reposted so I will get served that video of the repost and I don't really
care.
I don't watch this the stream, but I will continually get that and now it's
like such a highly recommended thing that every time I fucking wake up.
It's either Linus tech tips with the WAN show a guy called a fuck dank pods
with talking about like old school MP3 players or I'll get some random video
about like Dark Souls lore that's like seven hours long.
So you pick a different long form video to fall asleep to no I don't.
I'm just watching like regular videos.
What I'm saying is that these long form videos are annoying to me because now
it's like all I get recommended because one randomly played because I was
literally asleep.
So when it was playing so hold on and shut the fuck up.
What do you actually have a question?
It's a question.
Why you play videos to fall asleep to just different videos.
Yeah, like I'll watch like some random destiny thing about like oh here's this
like boss DPS matter or like here's this bill.
I'll do or I'll watch like a video about some kind of like video essay on
something and that's more what I'm you're like literally sleeping sleeping.
Like I'm just watching it and then yeah.
The reason I put it on is that I don't like hearing myself you know think
okay and just having like something playing helps me just relax and fall asleep.
And you need auto play on why that's just does that.
See that's what it's a setting you're right.
I'm an idiot fucking American that I immediately turned off for this exact
fucking reason.
Well I don't get auto play bullshit that then like gets into my algorithm.
Yeah, I hate that's why I was going to ask.
I was like do you have auto play on because if you have auto play on
like I fall asleep to YouTube sometimes as well.
But what I do is I turn off auto play.
So when I'm watching something once it ends once it ends, I'm already gone.
Yeah, but it's you know I do enjoy the auto play sometimes like it's only a
problem when I'm sleep like trying to go to sleep every other time I enjoy the
auto play like I'm you know the zoomer generation kind of person where like
I'll be playing games and I'll have YouTube up on like my extra monitor and
I'll just be like listening or watching something while I'm playing games or
something.
So I don't mind it going through automatically there and when I sound a
TV in your room.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, and I would literally blow my brains out before I fell asleep with
any light on whatsoever my room.
That's you know that I'm happy for you.
I wish I could do that.
Just want to clarify.
There's no TV in his room.
Must be nice.
Well, I just can't have noise or light.
He's a little bitch.
I couldn't fall asleep pretty much anywhere.
So that's why I wish I could do that.
But yeah, I wish I was close to I can't have noise or light.
But I'll do I just want you.
You're bringing up you're talking about destiny for like like a second and then
Terry's day got rock hard.
Now he's got to talk about it.
No, no, no, no.
I was when I was playing frisbee this morning where we were doing a count off.
So pretty much it is it's like people on the other side.
They'll be in a line and you count them off like one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven.
There's just the people that you're going to guard.
So like if I was going to guard one, I'll go one and then someone will fall by two
and then three, four, five.
And but I was like, oh man, I was when we were doing it.
I was like, oh man, we're doing oracles right now.
But in my head, no one knew what I was going to say out loud because what's oracles.
Oh, look it up after we're done ball cupping.
We're never going to get the ball cupping.
Oh, we are.
Don't worry.
We'll get the ball cupping.
But I was like, oh man, we're doing oracles.
I went out of order.
God, you're a fucking nerd.
Look up destiny oracles.
No.
How about I just explain it to you?
I would appreciate that in the raids, which is the thing we play.
I know what raids are.
Yeah, there you go.
In the vault of glass raid.
You know what vault of glasses?
Mike, it's the first raid that came out ever.
Yes.
Okay.
So for for destiny, there's an encounter where you're in this room, you're killing
people and these like glowing, they look like that light right there.
Okay.
And they're like that guy things and they pop up and they pop up and they pop up
in a specific order and you have to shoot them in the specific order.
You're playing Simon says pretty much.
Okay.
It's not really Simon says, but they come up, you shoot them and then if you shoot
them out of order, then you go you wipe.
Yeah, pretty much.
So when you do the encounter, you everyone they pop up in like the order and then I
would be like one, two, three, you guys keep count of four, five, six or something
like that.
And then it'd be like, oh, I got like one four and six and then as you break them,
you break them, you say like the number like one, two, three, four, five, six.
Got it.
But that's that's that was good enough.
I didn't need to see a fucking video.
It's not a complicated encounter, but you know people make it complicated.
Don't look at me.
Ball cups.
Their psyches are still brainwashed.
Yeah.
So much so by the matrix that the idea of them marrying a double soul shaman.
As instead of a woman, it's just goes right over their head.
So that's not me.
Yeah.
So society.
So fucked up.
I don't think this is the ball cupping.
Yeah, I think the ball cupping later on my druidic ancestors.
This is him pissing example North America before the white people.
No, the pissing orders were more tan.
The same with my druidic ancestors before the British fucked us up up in Scotland.
They have like that belief that we feature and then it doesn't do shit, dude.
Like it's just there for the sake of oh it's censored, but you can absolutely hear
that he's just saying fuck a bunch fuck.
No, it's in there.
Go on.
I think it's in there, Mike.
I don't think so.
The ball the one where he drinks his own pee is coming up.
No, no, no, but keep going forward.
Whoa, this is where he starts peeing.
Yeah, except yo, you so again.
I just taught a really juicy anus workshop today and a little bit to the prostate to
nice being and that caused some freedom to be secreted from my manhood.
So a little bit of sperm detail that it's just an astral a little bit of sperm
a dime, which is good for muscle growth.
Yeah, nerve growth factor, which is really good for your brain and your nervous system.
Yeah, can I say this though real quick?
This guy's skin looks amazing.
He looks amazing.
He really looks so healthy.
Whatever he's doing, you need to be the glow that the like the tank every time I
acknowledge that if Tyler's here, my little brother will always be like,
you fucking retarded.
That's a fucking filter because everyone on the internet way uses filters apparently
and I'm a fucking non technical boy social media person.
Didn't your brother send you the ball cupping one?
No, oh he sent me a video about this guy not knowing he's hella fucked up.
And then I was like, hey, I just saw a video about this guy and I played my video and
Tyler was like, what the fuck is this?
Because mine is way worse.
He's like, that's not the same guy.
Is it like me and my person over?
Yes, dude.
That is the same guy.
There's no way it's the same guy.
It's the same guy.
Look at his fucking head.
Let's finish this.
It's a different video I have on this.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
And like he just it just it's so smooth and he just has he looks like he has great skin.
Well, you know what he does.
Well, yeah.
This came out a little bit of vitamins, minerals, oxytocin, and bonding hormone,
which lowers cortisol.
So not only am I getting the benefit of the urine therapy, which is powerful on its own,
the Shivamu, I should call it.
But I'm also getting the benefit of the sperm.
This dude is just speaking out of his ass.
I'm just trying to get a serum that's been mixed in with my urine.
Yo, he's hydrated.
Wow.
Play that.
Play that like, what do you do?
Oh, Jesus.
What do you do for work?
What is it you do exactly?
Hold on, hold on.
After he does that.
What is it you get paid to do exactly?
That sounds like this.
No, no, no, like right after he does that.
Wow.
How is it you get paid to do exactly?
It's like your turbo, your nitro cold brew.
He goes, oh, that's fucking good.
Yeah, try this time.
Wow.
Here's the Paul cupping.
It's the Krista 701.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I said, oh, you would like it.
What do you do?
Well, this guy runs them right here.
We had him on the show.
I find it so cute and funny and kind of annoying that so many modern mens work
leaders basically branding off of like Spartan culture and they call it the
modern warrior journal or, you know, we're the samurai brotherhood.
You know, I know that like,
yet they Greek and Roman culture is very, very gay, but most people will just
choose to ignore that part.
So that I can almost agree with this guy.
I have nothing to add to what you just said.
Never get naked.
They never do ball cupping rituals.
They never see each other's cocks.
The outermost extension of each other's hearts are completely hidden by their
Lulu lemon polyester underwear that's leaching, feminizing chemicals right into
their pulse acts.
I don't know about that.
I really think they could be leaching good high vibrational brotherhood
vibrations into each other's ball sacks through cupping,
which is exactly what the Spartans did.
You know, if you claim to be like a Spartan samurai brotherhood, it's like the samurai
were sniffing each other's balls.
The Spartans were cuddling and sucking each other's nipples before battle on animal skins.
You know, the Celtic Druids and the fierce,
kilted warriors that you see in Braveheart.
Did you know they did not actually wear their kilt when they went into battle?
They would actually take off their pants so their penises and testicles were exposed
during battle and then they would moon the British with their buttholes.
All of that truth is missing from the Spartan ethos of the modern men's work movement.
It's like you're going to call yourself Spartan.
Do some ball cupping.
Wow.
There you go.
So you should you want to do some ball cupping later?
What are you talking about?
Terry always gets excited about shit.
And he's not.
And then that is I would pull my pants down and Terry would be all shy dog.
Oh yeah, dude.
I don't want to touch you.
I don't.
Oh, you want to watch that one?
No, I don't.
Like I see the preview.
I get what's going on like I'm good.
I get the context.
I'm not that's it.
There you go.
That's me.
You did a five point penis star.
It was a different life man.
Hey, you were living the actual Spartan life, you know touching people's penises
to that guy's defense.
Yes, we were all very close at that time.
So that did correlate all the gay things that we did with each other.
I did it.
It's all accurate.
Like Mount shit, Suvious or whatever.
Like you just got to Mount Poo Suvious.
Oh, Mount Poo Suvious.
I like that.
No, you don't.
Yeah, no, good name.
That's a good name.
Because get it.
The Suvious Poo Suvious.
See Terry, wait, did he ever tell you that story?
Probably not.
Would you have ever known that it was actually called Mount Vesuvius or like?
No, no, it's Mount Vesuvius.
Okay.
Sorry.
What were you saying?
Have you heard of the Mount Poo Suvious?
Mount Poo Suvious story.
Okay, let it rip.
Oh man, I got a bunch of like band stories.
Do I want to know?
No.
Do you do like gay shit and band?
Yes.
This is not inherently a gay story though.
Okay.
So when not inherently a gay one of the like the groups that I was in,
we would like rehearse every weekend, right?
And then at some points we would go to Ohio for like the championships,
which is not close to us.
Yeah.
So that was like a we'd go there.
We'd get a hotel like you fly or on a bus.
Everyone had to figure out their own way of getting so it was up to the member.
So I would fly there because I ain't taken a fucking bus like days.
So there would be like a hotel that we would all stay at like we'd all the
group would make the accommodations for us to stay.
We just needed to get there and back and then pretty much buy our own food.
So they would break us up into rooms.
We'd have room assignments.
The group, how many roommates per room?
It would be four people per room.
So it'd be like two per bed, two queen size beds.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hate that shit.
The room I was in was always a five person room because there was five of us in the section.
We weren't going to have one person out and we do all the gay shit of like,
you know, being close to each other.
So we what we did was going to not include
some guy.
No, no.
Yeah.
So we when we were doing like room assignments, we would just say like the baseline.
No one questioned either.
They were all cool with it.
So it was fine.
We got there and then we would like there's always a fold out couch too.
So there was not if you get like a roll in.
They can roll in like a little caught thingy.
They did not.
I just want you to know a little.
They don't.
I just want you to know side note.
They stuff on the floor when no that's hella gay.
I'll get I will get to this better.
No, no, no, when on my thirtieth birthday, my thirtieth birthday when we went down to
Vegas, I had to sleep on one of those rolly beds.
We didn't do that.
This place definitely door, but it would have been better than being on the floor.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I didn't have to spend that much.
I get it.
But I have to spend that much, but still what we did like think of a just a standard
hotel room with like two queen size beds, right?
There's always like a table in the middle.
Yes, like a nice thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, we just move that out of the way and then push the beds together.
So it was just like a really wide bed and we all all five of us slept on that bed
and it was cute.
We slept in order to dude.
So I was on the edge.
If someone slept in the middle, they'd be like on a crease in the middle of two beds.
What worked out is that they're most of the people were like pretty small.
Like I was the biggest guy by like a landslide.
Everyone else was like this short in comparison.
Okay.
So they're all like they're like very tiny.
Okay.
Like four, like five, five.
So like I'm I'm like six to I'm like I was like 250 at the time.
Everyone else was a twink on the baseline.
Okay.
So they they were all just like very small and it didn't really matter.
That's not the point.
That's the point is that you guys made a little fucking sleepover fort thing.
Images yes and you really honing in on the wrong part of the story here.
So the snare line they had eight people.
So they did the four and four split a smart.
They were across the hallway from each other though and they they all not next
each other with like adjoining doors.
That's how they should have rolled.
Well, it that would have been fucking leave the doors open like have a little fun
party in there.
Oh, a hundred percent.
I feel like that's not really a thing in hotels.
They still have them these days.
I'm sure they do well in fucking Dayton, Ohio at the nights in yeah.
Probably dude.
I heard this recently somewhere Dayton is like the worst part of Ohio.
I I couldn't agree to that Ohio's pretty bad.
Shout out to Denty.
Shout out.
But Denty Dayton is like not great.
So but they there was eight of them and they all made this agreement that over
the course of the week they were all going to shit in the same toilet and then
just not flush it.
Everybody of the eight on the snare line.
Yes.
Okay, so there was the people in worse.
You're gay ass better.
They're fucking shitting.
So please stop it.
All right, continue.
So there's the the four that were in the room.
They had to deal with it obviously because it's they chose their bedroom to be
the toilet.
They chose.
I don't know how they came up with it, but they just fan on all the time in
there.
Maybe maybe, but then the other people whenever they had to shit had to then go
like across the hallway and then knock on the door and have someone open it to
let them in to gate keep their shit.
Everybody had to shit one time in the same toilet or they could only shit in
that one toilet the whole time they were there.
I never got the context of like I feel like once in eight guys once enough over
the course of a week would would really overflow this toilet right right.
Yeah, what happens is like you to the point where it's getting full, but it's
you can't flush it.
Yeah, and now it's clogged until like what are you going to do?
You just have to the shit.
I don't know.
Like it's a good question.
This is kind of pissing me off, but please continue.
So that was just like their thing.
They had this fucking toilet just filled with shit.
Did you ever see it?
No, unfortunately.
I didn't.
I didn't actively go seek out.
Yeah, I went to say I would.
Shit.
There were other things that were going on that I like gays in his room.
Not even so like, you know, like splitting out of the bit.
So we in the room of five my room we were all just like hanging out doing shit.
We were on like the bottom floor one of the dudes on the sec in the section.
He played base four.
He made like a got like a pickle jar.
He played this for yeah.
I played this five.
The bit I had the biggest drum.
He had the second biggest.
I got you.
One smallest number smallest drum.
Okay, got you.
Okay, so base for guy.
He he before we left he rolled like a bunch of joints and I like I shit you
not before you left home to go to the yeah he lived in Vancouver and he
rolled like one hundred joints and then excessive it was but his intention was
to go to Ohio and sell them to like other groups and like other staff members
and everything.
When like what point of your life was this I was 21 so like after high school
after college even okay with this was like a separate group from yeah that
said nothing to do with school.
It's like a private band independent yeah independent band.
Okay yeah, so it was it was just percussion too.
So like it was like the drum line which would be like you know the eight snares
the five bass drums and then the four quads and then like some simple players
okay and then the front ensemble which is like five marimbas four vibraphones
drum set player two keyboard players and then two rack players which are
auxiliary percussion so no trumpets and now fuck those goombas.
Fuck those I had to deal with them through the summer.
This was through the winner so okay yeah so but my so base for guy he rolled
like a hundred no wind instruments no there is a separate like
part of the activity that has them I was not in that because fuck that noise.
I just want to play drums yeah so where the gay shit is yes so he rolled the
hundred jays and then put them in like a like a mason jar and then wrap that
with like so much electrical tape that it was literally just like a red ball
and then he put that in the equipment truck that was going from portland to Ohio.
That's smart right don't have to fly with yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and make it like
look like it could just belong and with equipment and it didn't look like that
but that would have been smart so but the truck had so much shit it was a semi so like
and it was not just like an open semi it was like a semi that had been fitted out
with like a second floor there was like cabinetry there was like
like shelling units there was like a lot of so like it would be a huge challenge to find it
yes and if say for instance the driver who at this point was smuggling drugs across state lines
in no uncertain terms at this point not unknowingly by the way yeah yeah if they
already get pulled over and like search like what are they going to fucking do they they
literally cannot unload their their trailer by themselves so yeah
yeah brought the drugs that's an insane thing to do yeah yeah like to do that but it worked
like he got over there sure yeah and then what ended up happening was his primary clients that
he was selling to was our staff members okay so like we were on the bottom floor we had a window
that went out to like a garden like there was literally like you open the window and then
like two inches below the windows so is like bark and it's kind of under the ground a little bit
yeah and then just out of fucking nowhere randomly like the snare tech would come and be like hey
can I bait like four joints oh like the window like that was like the drive up window yes you
had a driver window yeah it just sat there all night and you're just like yeah so like that was
his people would knock all the time out the window yeah and it was like a bunch of the staff how
long all of them fuck how long was the trip it was like a week i got a shit i heard that big
ass noise it was like a week he had he had it was recent for him to have a lot of yes and he
would find some other people from some other groups and like sell it to them okay and there
was a couple of the things that how much did he sell the the joints for i want to say it was like
five a joint that's not it was like pretty cheap and affordable and it was like the convenience
and it worked out well he definitely could have charged a more premium for it i got buddy did
i like so here just are you guys going to continue i'll continue there's other gay shit
that was happening we could rip mean him could rip for a little bit i want to hear more of
so you want us to stop no when i come back you're more about the story when i come when you come
back just ask about base three my section leader three i'll be i'll be uh do i don't get to talk
about my band stories ever so like i'm about this i know man yeah it's just because i feel so
i care what people think about what i'm saying like you know you're gonna make fun of it but i i
your stories are funny because i i've never played i'd never played yeah you're not a band
kid yeah like the only time i ever played band was to impress a girl and i played trombone
why i'm f*** if i know you made the wrong choice my friend trombone looked like it really was
really fun oh yeah baby oh yeah stroke that cock oh baby that double cock yeah yeah that's it that's
not like that's not the pussy polar dude what what what is the pussy polar in in the band world the
pussy polar is definitely the snare line that's the drum line yeah like the nick cannon drum
line yeah nick cannon drum yeah it's because the drum is light so they can f***ing dance around like
little bitches and they're pussies and they bitch about how much their drum weighs kiss my f***ing
ass snare line wait are you saying that your drum weighs more than their drums my drum weighs four
times as much as their drum and they're saying it's but they have a night they have a quick harness
i f*** i guess i don't know in the real world well in the more traditional real world they don't
have like the string the the straps it then that you see in drum line the movie they have actual
harnesses that are like metal and you know sit on them go look up a dynasty drum harness dynasty
drum yeah dynasty uh dynasty marching drum harness dynasty dine dine i used to call dynasty d y
oh s*** d nasty d y nasty d y nasty really that's interesting which one dynasty dynasty what
dynasty marching drum harness marching drum dammit drum harness hard hard hard i'll look up some
other ones and you can tell me like what you think is comfortable what's called harness wrong
the f*** you mean you spilled the harness wrong ha r n e s s yes full harness wrong
jesus christ yo this looks stupid which one do you which one is it i don't know it's like a weird
team max snare drum carrier that's like yeah so that that's what the snares were how much is the
f***ing thing way oh that's like solid steel like those are the most bullet proof harnesses on the
market why why i guess you are carrying a lot of weight so the the perspective is it of it is like
you have the harness on and the less the harness moves the less your drum moves so the more tactical
and the more precise you can be with your notes gotcha gotcha so the yeah the snares pull pus
snares pull pus yeah the snares pull pus because everyone likes the snare line and they're the
center of attention well yeah because they're all attention horns yeah they're like the the you
know lead singer on in a band basically if you think of like that got i played bass drum 200 bucks
400 bucks for this yeah and just think you have to buy like multiples of them why it's not like i'm
going to share a harness with you if there's eight seven other people playing snare so like the harness
is like 250 to 400 that is pretty understandable in fact some of these other brands are more
but why are they why are they so much
it's manufacturing production costs it doesn't even seem like that hard of a thing to make
you're right i built one i made one as like a high school project in when i was in metal shop
it doesn't even seem that hard it just looks like three pieces of metal you're right it's
actually more than three pieces but they are just individual pieces that are bolted together that
one in specific is the one that i actually really like the most out of all of them there's another
thing like it's like the it's like a neck brace it's like a neck brace in motor sports probably
the other sections that pull pus apparently are trumpet players but they're like the ego boys
and they have a what do you call it a high sense of in self entitlement
yeah i always thought uh like saxophones would get people too
i guess i'm only thinking of like the drum and buick world like what like what drum what
like instruments pull purse it's it's you know it's all really good if you want that good yeah
yeah what is that thing called i don't know it's like it's like it looks like i can't remember
what what's the neck thing so it's like it sits on our shoulders so like shoulder there what
what you just looked up right brace motorsport thing no that's not it that's not it i can't
think of what it's called i can't think of what's called right now i can't like pull up anything
because i have no reception here but motorsport f1 there we go here are some other harnesses by
the way they're a little bit okay those metal ones yeah you don't fucking care um those uh the ones
that you looked up those weigh like seven pounds if not more it's oh here he comes mike's coming back
i forgot what they're called but it's like the same concept but it doesn't have
you stick your head through it it just sits on your shoulders and it's supposed to reduce the
like your neck going forward when you get into a car accident
it i forgot what they're called
neck brace f1
what i don't know i can literally get it it's called a hands device
i was trying to think of what it was called this is what it is essentially it hooks onto
like right here and it sits on your the back of your neck but it looks like the
the your no it doesn't yet well in a way kind of this is more like sitting on you it sits on
your shoulders and your belly like see right there you're teaching him about band equipment
i we were just talking about it i don't know i honestly got a device i was thinking of the
hands device he he i told him that i was i like talking about band stuff and then because i don't
talk about it ever and then he said yeah it's interesting to me because i only did band and
i played trombone to impress a girl like that's the wrong fucking instrument my guy you made the
wrong choice you played trombone no i did no he did i played trombone i i played trombone to
press the girl for like three weeks oh i was gonna say you'd learn shit in those three weeks oh
fuck no exactly terry is i learned how to do i learned how to do and that was about it
you learned how to make like an engine like a car drive i heard how it the heard that
when you you have the the blowy bit i don't know how it's about literally about is it a mouthpiece
it's a mouthpiece i learned how to like put my make it more suction so less air went out
you learned how to adjust your armature what yeah sure that sounds really pornographic
that is the position of your mouth and like how much air you let through okay cool i feel like
like so you did band in like all through school i i mean i did i started in like fifth grade
which everyone around here does and then i stopped in after seventh grade because i wanted to do
woodshop and then the girl i was dating in my sophomore year was like oh you should do marching
man like okay so i did and then my section leader at the time he said oh you should go do like this
this extra thing you tag me it's something on facebook i'm like okay or like an outside of
school thing like the one of the independent groups so that was what you are worrying on your trip
no no actually that was like i've been in a lot of groups oh there
of the outdoor groups besides schools there was three other groups that i was in one was like
a small small group there was i think like 75 of us in total and that was like i think that's a
high estimate that's small yes damn the yeah the marching bands get pretty big the standard size for
drum cores which is like drum line what i did the standard size for that is 150 i think it's
154 actually because you can have up to four drum majors damn so you like this shit yes you can
you can pull you can pull up a video of drew in one of them is it on like youtube yeah oh we're
doing it fuck this gile i game no you should oh no highlight it was i was just bringing that up
to be like oh you can cut balls easily yeah because hi ally highlights that hi hi hi hi highlights
hi hi lights look up hi hi hi like people get wrecked in the fuck there's a brewery in florida
name this hi lie that was no lie that's no lie is california no lies appears in it or no lie is
somewhere but hi ally this exact thing spelling and everything is a brewery in florida that's a
pretty good ipa all right no lie is spoken okay fuck you fuck me uh oh see you fuck you
here you go why is it so loud hi lie is a dance i got it yet it's a dance well because you those
things are going like a hundred miles an hour or like we don't even fast you fucking lie it's 150 to
170 i was close you dumb bitch for the better part of the 20th century you dumb bitch highlight was
the sport in my it look at it and to be seen yes today the sport is barely so what happened
yeah there's so much leverage with those long ass fucking whatever the fuck it is the history of
uh what hi ally bye bye hi lie there's a place called dania dania dania dania dania florida
dania beach dania highlights of sport there was very famous back in the 40s 50s and it's it comes
from europe spain france in 1924 that's a big ass thing yeah you can bulk up yo hi lie one of the
oldest of all games is take word is your journey he said spain europe okay you already said France
like that i'm not fucking listening it's been dubbed the world's fastest game you may have vague
memories of seeing it in a dosecki's commercial or in the opening scene of miami vice it was an
exciting sport and we used to get a lot of celebrities that would come out and want to be a part of it
and want to be seen at highlight i don't understand it that's benny bueno he's one of the most decorated
american hi-li players of all time he's currently the player manager at dania casino it was a
combination of the nightlife and getting dressed up and having a place called a cocaine the largest
crowd that honestly it's like a high tier nighttime game for like in the miami area it's like for like
famous not famous rich people rich people it's like a rich people game i like boxing
that's fix in miami hi i was 15 000 people marina held probably about 12 000 damn it's just something
that's visually stimulating it's not very big of like a court that's for all those people to watch
that's a pretty big that's a big player area they oh damn that looks like that looks like a hundred
yards not a hundred yards but i don't know hundred feet sure it's never seen more than that it's
addicting in a sense i don't necessarily know for 28 years how you play but neither do i it's just
cool to watch them grip it rip it yo we jumped off the wall that's like black panther shit holy fuck
fuck no it looks like some of those marvel movies where they're like jumping off walls and
shit no no back no that's watch hold up i shouldn't have said black panther i could have said like
captain america i could have said any fucking character you could have said anybody the marvel
thing that's fucked up dude that's crazy for 20 years watch this i got to experience oh that is
so sick thousand people in the front time was so loud you couldn't really hear your partners
and it was just awesome to what how do you play the game it looks like a like wall ball or some
shit with a foul yeah but you just winging at people yeah at a wall i've watched videos at 150
to 175 miles an hour they catch it in that thing and they're going as fast as an f1 car
they're going as fast as fucking not going to not quite not quite i have watched videos of people
like throwing it and then just like nailing the person in front of them oh what's the ball like
uh i i always hear them refer to it as like a stone but i don't i don't know if that is accurate
it's got a bounce probably yeah i don't think it's a literal yeah it would probably just
explode in the walls well this isn't curling you know okay i'm done with this i'm looking at a
drew can you how do i find this o c indoor 2016 o c indoor no no like a letter oh
letter c upper oh at the college no oh indoor and or 2016 wow that's the best year i was ever
ever a part of what is what is o c organ crusaders yes so it was out of organ yes i can
me that's why i have like ties to organ is i would commute on to organ every weekend yo
from here here like around this area no i commuted from shoreline that's worse
that's fucking worse it was better than the six hours i used to do from like pulmon when i went
to college so like i moved used to live in like the idaho border and i moved back here didn't
finish your degree no no i think a highlight ball is pretty much a lacrosse ball i don't know
what a lacrosse ball it looks like a it's like a big rubbery ball okay that bounces that third one
down you can you can see me you can see my right foot in my right hand which one the third one down
i'm on the biggest drum you're in the very back of that line yeah oh she got cool ass outfits i
still have the uniforms i like the red is a one of five guys that you like slept in a bed with yeah
the guy i fucking love this the guy standing in front of me was the one who made all the joints
and sold them and then the guy in the in the closest with the glasses so let me back up a minute
you commuted from shoreline yeah to probably like portland hillsborough which is another 40
minutes past yeah yeah yeah yeah that's fucking crazy every weekend yeah every weekend i there's
literally no other group that i could go to so there's no group around seattle no wow it's like
the scene just doesn't exist up here so can we so you got you were doing this shit in high school
you're all g about it starting in 10th grade um and now you're like i fucking love this shit so
i'm gonna go join the fucking this group right here yeah so they're the only group that does like
the inside stuff so there's like this is outside right here that's just us warming up in a field
but the normal routine is inside yeah it's a wait wait wait let's let's look at hell allowed yeah
yeah yeah you just play the video watch the first one yeah you can see drew you can see my fat ass
i love this drew is the only biggest person there i was aren't you towards like the left side though
no i'm on the right side so you're on the ice to you drew is like the big bang down he's right
he's right there it's a it's a vision that's not me wait hold on a minute hold on a minute stop
why the fuck you laying down play the video and you will see aren't you i thought you were like
hold on i can pin for you out it's like a dance no just like the video don't talk i want to listen
okay
straight that way who's playing who's playing this fucking this right now that's over here
someone on a piano it's right there that's true
notice that the fronts of our uniforms are black
uh-huh they're telling a story shut up when you open your eyes to look at the world around
others words look at that yeah see this is
see wait hold up he's taking it all in i know he must know hold up hold up
what did he even say do you remember what the the words what do you say is your hair like
all slicked back or something i so the whole season i would let my hair grow and i'd like
shave the sides i would straighten it and put on product wait that's what i was told is to just
say inmate it says imitate life okay and life imitates art our imitates life smile there's
a little girl here to smile those these are all banksy pieces by the way wow the you know the
the artist yes the artist that's why i said wow i have some of this like the stuff from here you'll
you'll see play play but it's not it's but it's not like his it's just like a like a fuck off his
art right not like it's not like no we couldn't afford original banksy original theory like
okay so like for reference that one of the girl in the back with the the flower the balloon yeah
that one sold at an auction for like one point five million dollars and as soon as it sold it
shredded itself because banks he set it up to destroy itself when it got sold and now that
piece of art that the like half shredded bit of like artwork is worth like fifteen million dollars
because of that he only wanted the original person who bought it to have it and so that's
why it shredded no i don't know it's some political thing all right let's fucking move on yeah let's
keep watching so you had to know how to do dancing and shit yeah i didn't how would i know that
that's cool imitate art wasn't like banksy like
like oh look at drew stature oh look at that play with those fucking things dude i still have the
streamers dude i see the sides now yeah
love or also i heard bands just like a huge origin you is shut up that's accurate
so you see my ass there right point yourself out over here so that's me yeah the guy next to me
he uh he's from bainbridge okay yeah
she was the only other tall person in the group
oh nice catch you can't catch anymore they told us not to throw it up so high so i was yeah dude
imitate life
i heard that like behind there didn't you say like you did some gay shit next year other other
other year oh not this behind the wall
whoa
just let it play but the guy who films this was like an alumni who had been in the group for
like seven years or something and he has a bunch of cameras like his whole thing was
he would attach cameras to people and that's why you see that extra guy here
no he's just some random dude in the crowd but the one who films it he also like took a picture
of like the george floyd riots in portland and sold it for like ten thousand dollars and like
got a bunch of ridicule for people but he sold he took a picture of like the riots from like a drone
and then like the artwork that that picture like news would use they pay him royalties and like
he just got a lot of flak from a lot of people because of it like he's profiting off of a
tragedy kind of thing that's what kind of journalism though that's i get it yeah i'm
kind of the same yeah
hold that and take a backdrave yeah dude i did what they told me man
can you get like third in this one ten in the world
out of every group ever we were in the highest division it's the best i ever did and i'd never
got in close
where'd you go i'm off of the side so yeah what's up
was there one where you like a tree yes when you say i was in like marching band this is not
what i pictured yeah this is like college no when i think marching band i think of like
before a football game at college you college yeah like a marching band this is not that this is
not technically what the fuck is this this is not a marching band this is some other thing
it's got a different name no it's uh so the organization that runs all of it is called
winter garden international and winter garden international winter guard international
winter guard international it's because it started off with people just spinning rifles and flags
guard like oh and then they add a percussion into it yeah yeah yeah so like it's so it's
own separate subdivision of it all i see let's let it play let it play yeah
by the way connor's in this group as well mr stroganov well really yeah where
i'll point him out that guy was fucking jitty this guy right here that's the point
like everybody has like a ridiculous smile on their faces whole time oh yeah i can see
um and that was like their thing isn't like one person like you're like you're a squad leader
banging like yeah yeah so the main chick the main chick let's go all right all right uh so
my section leader in this group is the guy with the camera this guy right here um he's banging the girl
uh on the left oh god like the drum set player right this wait there's no this person no no no
no like there's the drum set like sitting down at the drum set in the front oh the girl to
the left he no no like right next to her the one who's standing up right now my section leader
was bang her constantly the story i was getting too earlier is that we had five people in our bed
or like our hotel room but my section leader was never there because every night he would just go
fuck her constantly this guy right here yes which one back wait the short hair the girl right there
the short hair girl that has the same haircut as drew here a hair here yes so they would just be
like banging constantly and like on finals night for some reason someone came in and just dropped
like a lunch bag of condoms anarchy flag yes this is by the way 100 copy right it just so you know
i don't know if you care no we don't copy right at music no we don't care
wait so where's where's connor uh currently behind a prop who's connor do you know connor
connor makes music he makes uh the intro song to our the other podcast it's dead you can say oh yeah
yeah it's not dead no true salty fuck you terry the right on podcast uh connor is he plays snare
but i'm like i don't know it's hard to like point him out i don't remember the i don't he's in the
front just pause for a sec not in this shot god david pause right here the guy directly behind
the drum set player wait hold on this guy that guy that's connor okay i'm gonna watch him
well lost him where are you connor oh i still see you connor
where'd connor go same spot what
what oh i see him now he's in the middle still
to damn i was i was taking hard there man i was way slow this life imitate art there you're
going in the middle do you see joy because we're making a heart and we're playing something we got
puffy's in this one i don't know what that means it they're softer and they don't sound as aggressive
instead of like a top top it's like a blood it's just it's a it's a it's a an effect
kind of looks like a good looking dude if i can ever get to fucking see him
oh almost had it nope that was erin youman
well you really asked him on that one i don't care i'm not in love with the
wait wait wait stop stop stop can you go back for like two seconds
wait stop stop stop connor's very far right this guy that is connor that's connor that's connor
okay okay that's the dude the girl that's the girl that the the dude the camera's banging i just
want to see that guy that's conner yeah yeah you've never seen him in person i've never seen him in
person connor doesn't come up here and terry doesn't go down there so there's that
i thought there was like a little asian that was banging someone too wait she was the girl
okay there is asian check with long hair the girl yeah that one she was banging if you go two people
over on the same instrument one more one more that's only one him they would they would fuck
everywhere they were in like a longtime relationship so like they were in the indoor group and the
outdoor group so like they'd be like banging in like every locker room in the school or like
random classroom okay so let's like on the equipment trailer let's get back school yeah what school
they got play out of like middle schools and shit so oh yeah out but this wasn't a school group
though that's what i was no but uh let me show you like an actual marching band as you might
have so uh before i play another video yeah um when did you stop doing this when i turn 22
because there's an age limit so that's what i was going to ask next yeah so the way it works is
is you are eligible from age 15 to 21 probably shouldn't have 15 year old on these fucking
degenerates you're right that's it is a very big problem in the activity didn't one of your like
leaders get in trouble for that the guy who did the announcements in the start of the you know
the thing he's like from Portland Oregon oceandoor wji's private present blah blah blah he got
ousted for like fucking his students yeah that's like there's you when you have kids under 18
involved in a group because they're all like sleeping in hotels together and you're like that
there is sometimes yeah things that you can do about it but most of the time not yeah it's a
generally accepted thing like don't fuck the kids yeah like i said that's literally the the motto
of the staff members is don't fuck the kids so crazy yeah and then but like along that vein
i'm gonna i'm gonna out wait wait so okay hold on the third one down right i hold on a minute
so like just really wants to know about what's going on in this ban world
you stopped when you couldn't be in anymore that yeah okay so yeah it's insane like you could
yes i was just like i hit the maximum and all these people now are not in i feel like story
every single person is out at this point i just want you to know i feel like what you should do
drew is this one here start playing the drums like actual actual drums
no and then no like record yourself doing like i don't like covers i don't want to do that did
you ever own your own big drum like that or it was always like equipment that was always like part
of the groups i would not ever buy one probably hell expensive it is they're like seven hundred
dollars and it's like why would i own it when i need other people to play exactly yeah okay
okay like i have a drum set but i don't use this i'm just saying i'm just saying like you need
to get like a drum set and that's a i have a drum set that's taren that's bargle oh really yeah
he's a good looking dude he is a very good looking dude
that's us that's me
anything to drink
so yeah that's fine
yeah so uh in my my baseline there was one of the guys as you bring up like
minors and not minors he was seeing a younger individual who was a minor and one of these guys
one of the guys yes okay i'm not going to say exactly who because yeah i don't care that's
unnecessary but uh he had some problems with that and well it's okay like it's one thing if it's uh
i was this is always a tough subject but like if you're like in high school and you're a 17 year
old dating a 16 year old and you stay in a relationship and then like one of you turns 18
like a couple months or a year before the other one that's always that's you can't do but it that's
different it's different but like in this scenario he was like 21 she was like 17 yeah so he um
it's obviously like there was an age gap and they didn't know each other beforehand like they met
right the group right and in the moment you think like oh yeah everyone's just like doing their thing
everyone's like you move in and for like three months you just have a like a family household of
150 to 200 people and like you think about it and it's like okay whatever but then like once you
process it afterward then it's like oh fuck that was like actually kind of fucked up yeah so then
he got outed and like there was like a lawsuit you had to like go to court and that kind of stuff
and i remember like the group he was in was based out of texas and then um what
pomegranate that's great fruit pomegranate would be would be dope as well i do like i don't have
any like grapefruit yeah all right yeah hell yeah so he got outed and then like he was in like
another group that was in the indoor portion like what you're watching right now and um
when they found out that he had those claims and allegations they literally cut him like that weekend
and then wrote him out of the show within like two days and that was a week before that was like
the second the last week it's probably good that they have like a real strict like no tolerance
type of policy situation but on the on the other hand it's like okay so what you just get alleged
i've done something and then you're guilty like that also sucks too if you were right if your
culture is pretty fucked up that's fucked up too so i know it's not that i ever like you know
degen to or what's the word um i'm not trying to downplay any of the uh the victim i got you i
got it man fuck you're banging again
that was almost good then mike fucked up you fucking banged it
again i don't care fuck terry i try you can do this literally anytime you want any episode i know
but i don't that's not my fault yeah basically like there's a lot of adults with minors and
that's a problem but at least at least it's empty i know do you want another one no at least put
someone i just put some more in there at least it's like a limit of 22 age so yeah you shouldn't be
22 and trying to bang a 17 or 16 year old but at least you're not there's not like people up into
their you know higher 20s in the situation where you're mingling with people like that there are
all ages groups so that anyone can join and it actually you could do an adult version of this
yeah and goes to tournaments too yeah so they're they're not as good they're like really trashed
and the only like a person the weekends to look up organ crusaders can we not play this no this is
irrelevant okay i'll show you the outdoor version the tree thing that terry was i like the tree one
just organ crusaders 2016 this was the best year no this was my outdoor year okay which one
do you want to watch the show or do you want to see close up on my beautiful face i don't go okay
uh your face yeah scroll down let's see uh that the one with the like that one yes
same guy who filmed the last do you get to see connor in this one no connor well i don't know if
connor was i don't think he did or are you at for this tournament same same drum it's the largest
where where oh this is in indianapolis okay yeah so playing at lucas lucas field i don't recognize
actually i don't recognize based on the city because i don't know that's fair there there's
there's the field right there yeah that's the stadium that's the stadium that was the shot that
he set up at the stadium this that's like the cults play there or something yeah yeah there's
actually any fun fact there are more marching band events at lucas olas stadium there are football
events interesting there's only 16 games there you sure there's 16 full games that's how long a
season is but they're not all home games oh you're right so you're right you're right through the
course of the year when you you're right you're right you're right okay yeah you get one of these
oh yeah i do well yeah so like that i said that no i thought mike said that throughout the year
there is more scheduled events for marching band stuff there is for football oh yeah all right
can i watch this yeah yeah yes i lie i'm those like a fishing no so those they're like fishing
waiters like you wait out into the water with no they're like uh think of like under armor
like shirt glass no uh think of under armor shirts but it's like a much thicker material
and there wasn't it scorching hot it's the fucking yeah summer dude this will actually
know you're a great host and i'm a shitty host maybe but you just get what the fuck you want
if you're here it's fine i know but you don't have to ask he don't have to ask him if he wants
a glass he can just get a no he knows i won't ask that's why okay well good i don't ask and
just go get shit okay so i like some of that like yeah it's sick it's cool like
the leg movement's kind of a little gay looking though
like you understand why we're doing that right it's keeping rhythm no
no yes yes it is but they it's like a mention no the reason that we're moving no our legs
is because that's where we're moving on the field every time you see us take a step it's
because we're we're marching perhaps like standing still practicing like is it yes but
we dance it's a dance yeah and there's movement as we saw inside on the inside one yeah yeah
yeah you see us not moving it's because we're not moving there on the field
this must be like a good workout do you see how good i look at this that's what i mean but also
just like i'm imagining the amount of like moving you're doing yeah i just how much you think that
drum was 100 pounds that's been my ballpark fuck you guys it's 67 pounds but it's that drum
that i am on is the biggest drum they make in terms of total size it's a 32 inch diameter drum
and it's from the company that makes the heaviest drums because they used eight plies of wood
around the shell of it and then on top of that they also reinforce the the shell with like a
piece of steel that's another like still band around no no no it's like a metal plate that they
put on the outside of it so that when my harness which is on the ground right there is like pushing
up on the drum it doesn't break through the wood because it's a problem that we've had okay but
jokes on fucking me the things on the outside that make them green the drum is actually like a black
drum okay that's a cow yeah it's like a decal basically but jokes on me the drum that we got
the decal for is a different model than the one that i currently have in here so i have a seven
pound piece of metal that's sitting right here in front of my face that i can't move so i just have
like an extra heavy drum for nothing it's not like structural reinforcement it's just fucking
weight on my in front of my face that sucks these are the little guys who are in the bed with you
of these six the guy on the fourth drum the one in like the middle of this the shot right
a Asian guy that ain't no go left oh from the right yeah i've touched sticks with that guy
and then go over to the right stop stop this guy right here yeah that that's that's my it's my
boy right there it's Logan that's lotion Logan mcuspic great so Logan lotion lotion Logan don't
don't fuck it with some respect on the sounds better lotion Logan lotion Logan so the gay
shit you would do is touch sticks with each other among other things yeah look we did some other
things together as well okay it was like i'm not judging it's just very like fat it's almost like
a fascinating thing to hear truly that's all this is for me that's fair i mean so because i
didn't know that people did that in band that's some of you so bands like a huge sex orgy yeah but
they're not all gay you don't know that you're right i mean they're not all gay there's a lot
of gay people though but that doesn't have anything to do with curious people it doesn't have anything
to do with it okay why do you touch dicks it was just something we're like oh you to be funny guys
is if we touch dicks oh it's just like bros just doing wild shit yeah yeah we were like spartans
doing stuff after rehearsal we were like we were drinking we were practicing okay and we're like
we should do this and then you know it was like touch the tips and then it was like a in a circle
like grab i was trying that motion was there were four dicks four dicks well i guess it was a fifth
one it was five guys i see that's a bonding activity that's like a team building thing terry
yeah the whole team participates it's a it's a wicked ball cupping going on or or we did that
too there was like one time earlier circle we just like grab the guy to the right grab the guy to
left jesus christ did you guys ever circle jerk either no it wasn't sexual probably they weren't
like fucking no it was strictly not sexual actually wait wait wait hold on how you describe
the this dick thing i was just trying to get a you know extra tips together oh got you guys it's not
like we were wrapping them around each other yeah how you did that was kind of weird i was like whoa
you guys are wrapping your dicks around each other that's kind of weird i mean it is too it is what
it is but i mean go to go to a different video this one fine fine you can watch we play some stuff
the guy who's doing the tapping there just let it play let it play but the guy who is doing
like the initial tapping the on the second smallest oh he is like he was a section leader
and he another guy touched tips live
why is a skinny man way over there have the shortest one
he's fucking tall as shit dude
why is it say suck suck suck suck duts we're saying duts this is a banner
here
that was bad
on you all of us it seemed a little laggy it wasn't even that it was just like
like
that was our tech saying like you guys fucking suck get your shit together yeah that's genuinely
what he said after that was he was just like roasting us didn't you play for like a little
crowd to uh none of these videos hold on go down i just saw something that reminded me to keep
going a little bit it's the one it's like inside the one where the drums are like on the ground
that was so like on top of the outdoors you yeah i mean this are you in this you're doing a huddle
yeah we were we were are you so this is this is not you yes that's me on the left no that's not
that's fucking me dude i'm really like six years he looks this very similar to the other video
that's true i just am wearing normal clothes here yeah quote unquote normal clothes those are our
section shorts by the way oh nice we had to get matching shorts we got matching hats and we have
matching t-shirts who are these guys judging you on your performance so this is what's called
soul and ensemble fuck boys or individual ensemble so like so much right now you what i'm learning
so much right now so like there's the normal competition right of like oh we go outside do
the show march on the field gets whores blah blah blah but then there's like the side thing where
you can sign up for it and then take time out of rehearsal so that we can like do this and get
graded on this hold on sorry sorry not to interrupt but you ever watched the sandlot i mean yeah
have you seen the sandlot what's the guy's name with the glasses for that alpha that's
fucking little rascals do you mean the little guy the little like the small kid the glasses in the
same one i don't know his name squeaky the guy who like looks over the fence and is like scared of
the dog or something yeah hold on why the fuck you talking about this don't change it please i want
to watch don't change it so god he's saying this guy looks like i'm saying the guy in the fucking
middle fuck you take no one cares go fuck get fucked oh no no hold on pause for a second that guy
you just talked about this guy right here lotion logan that's ocean logan that's lotion that's
lotion logan why is he called lotion because he uses lots of lotion to jack off i don't know
i'm gonna be honest he told us that that was his big name that's his name his name squints
squints okay he uh that dude is the only guy in my entire life that i've ever seen a hard dick of
okay yeah yeah like at one point we were like going to a show and he's like guys i'm hard right now i'm
like bet because it was all the baseline sitting around each other and he's like okay and he just
pulls his dick out and i was like whoa i've never seen another dude's hard dick before that's weird
environment to have a boner what around a bunch of dudes like in public or it gives like a hype
up boner we're going to a show like i don't know i don't have a hype up boners it's not something
i don't know man i'm excited going to a show man my dick's hard yeah so like like so this
this this we're hard let's go you just don't understand i don't i don't i don't man so like i
grew up like with around musical people and so like i know a lot of this musical shit but
there's a lot of the shit that's in this that's like be of a not what i knew about yeah yeah
yeah it's because it's just all like you had to go out of your way to do this like i paid
to be in this group it's not like i got drafted or anything yeah so
so just just let it play but um so with this uh there was like i said the main competition
in the main competition on top is a fucking goofy that was the point it was all about being animated
you look exactly like a guy who was riding the ferry like last year just let it play let it play
he had a triumph day tolin it was sick as fucking he would all be to be hauling ass all right let's
let it play shout to that guy so we would have the main competition and then this would be like
the side things that we would play but we're not even listening to it oh wait wait wait it's a
quiet turn it up but i can't hear and and listen it loud we're gonna let it play then we'll talk
about it right i was just trying to get in context of like what's going on here
now take a look at these beats and tell me please what do you see
so hey fuck you terry just let let it play let it play stop pausing so the the concept of what
we're doing here have you heard of to be the best drum fucking small group in the whole area yes
and we were we won yeah no i know i can i know music competition i know that part of it i just want
to hear it fuck you terry fuck you hold on go back that was a pretty sick
click so that's what i'm saying i want to hear the fucking beat i so do i but you keep fucking
talking he's talking i want to play a lot i want to talk about what's going on all right
we know how about we how about we do this let's fucking listen to it and then we'll talk about it
what's nice
yeah there was a lot of hype it was like a very clean run that it felt clean it's not a
so the the hurt my ears this is like a four minutes get that we do on top of our main thing
what yeah what about it have you not seen this before i have but i never i never this this year
that what you're watching is this year yeah do you know what it is i know what that is yeah and
i knew it was related but i never knew you were in this until just now and so i'd always like oh
true as tattoo in his arm but i didn't think about it oh but now that i'm seeing your band like oh
wait this is what you represent this is not like this is every single okay so it's a staff of music
right i know that in the based on world when we get our music for like hey who's your show learn
your beats it's just one staff and every single person is like oh i'm on this above space i'm on
this you know space is a person so in this year there are six people tall guy tall skinny man
he is above the staff line got it and me big big big big big drum guy i'm on below the staff
so the concept is that every one of these is like the years throughout the years every season
and then where the space is is the drum that i played that year and the color is the group that
i was in okay that's so you weren't always playing the biggest drum no i mean in relative terms yes
but i wasn't always playing in this year i was based six which is the biggest drum okay people
were like apparently fawning over the idea that i was like the big badass with the biggest drum
i heard that the year after you know i could have pulled plus this year but i was i was
drew a pull plus i was no no dude i was so into like just drumming this year like i swear to
god if you had met me like in this time of my life you would have been like this is not true
this is not the guy that i know well for real oh dude like my confidence was literally through
the roof my ego was so high this year like for three months i was like the omega giga chat
that i hate and i love but like it was just all part of it we're all what happened what happened
i came back to life like i got done with this year and the things you know like i stopped doing
band and then you know i had a fucking that evening wait this is on wednesday of the week
how do you fucking know that just looking at the god i mean this was fucking eight years ago
eight years ago but it's because everything is on a set schedule i'm just trying to think of
what day of the week they have any which is wednesday i was going to say you thursday's
prelames on the ground you broken skin you handsome anyways we made this little extra bit
uh i want to hear it all yeah go just play
wow
hey
Now here's another good tip, I'm out of being creative with you, go and collect some drumsticks and erase them into your favorite rhythm.
I like drumsticks.
Oh dude, I did hit some flicks.
That's like true.
You didn't do anything.
That was the point.
I like bass.
I like black chews.
Chews are not a creative rhythm.
Come on guys, let's get creative.
Okay, so the context now that you've watched it all, thank God it only took us eight minutes.
It was like this video is not even four minutes long, but no, the extra thing that we did on top of it and the the I need things they do.
They always do like don't hug me.
I'm scared.
That was like the whole the whole deal.
So this was an illusion to don't hug me.
I'm scared.
Do you know what that is?
Fuck is that I don't don't hug me.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna open up a new tab.
Hold on.
I got this.
Don't you have probably seen don't hug me.
I'm scared.
Don't hug me.
I'm scared.
Yeah, the movie.
Oh, there's a movie.
No, British musical horror comedy.
It's it was like a viral YouTube video, right?
You look it up on YouTube.
It's right here.
And then they also made like a TV show about it.
So our instructor, he really liked don't hug me.
I'm scared.
And that was like our whole thing is that during the summer, one of the new episodes came out.
So we made our show or like we had our thing about it in ours was based off of episode two.
So why the fuck would you think we would know about this?
Yeah, I don't know anything about this.
How many fucking views these videos have 7.9 million.
That's why million.
Yeah.
So I can't speak for Terry, but I think he's kind of like me on this.
I am.
I am if a channel like this exists, I am more likely not to ever know about it.
I just own these popular mainstream bullshit.
It's not mainstream, literally not mainstream at all like only 78 million views.
They posted one video that got like 50 million views and then they posted nothing for three years after that.
Okay, they just make these really fucked up videos.
So like it's all like cartoony and whatnot.
So this is the very first video.
Yeah, this orange go to me please.
Not this one.
Go to don't be.
I'm scared to you.
You could probably just go down there.
Mikey T right and just scroll over to two.
There it is.
Teaser. No, no, it's too on time.
Yeah.
Yep.
Fuck.
It might actually be two.
No, I'm seeing this.
It might be three.
Oh fuck you.
Three.
I think so.
Juneteenth.
Yo, no, go back.
Wait, really?
No, go back.
Oh, look at that.
Hey, all the dates are consistent.
Like June 19 was like a big deal because that's like one of the days.
Wait, it's a 19th.
Juneteenth.
17.
No, it's Juneteenth.
Okay.
Yeah, June.
Yeah, June 19.
Juneteenth.
Maybe it's not three.
Maybe it is one.
I don't know, dude.
I don't even remember.
It was so long ago, but it's like doesn't really matter.
The point is that we made the show about this.
Charlie.
Is it like the Charlie and the unicorn thing?
It's along that same vein of just like weird fucking videos.
Gotcha.
But then they got picked up for like a TV show on the BBC and
then like apparently a movie.
It's just like a.
So if you don't give me a new prompt, this is going to be our
cover art for this episode.
I said six dudes, but it gave me five.
Wow.
Add a little bit more to that.
What do you what do you got in there so far?
I have six men playing drums in a marching band in a stadium.
What else?
Okay.
What else?
That's what's that a little bit more.
Is that a little bit more?
It's going to get worse if you do.
That's okay.
No, no, I'll save that picture.
I am.
Yeah.
All right.
So go back to the other town.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
They're more with that more.
No, fuck you.
That's a good picture.
So go.
So just press back and go to the previous page.
Then scroll all the way up.
There should be one of these videos.
One of these videos.
No, one night is like in a huge ass.
You don't like the violins or the wind instruments, the
strings or the wind.
Click that top one.
I my brother plays violent.
That girl.
She's the one that has sex everywhere.
Okay.
That's me.
That's me right there with the harness in the front.
Yeah, that's me right there.
Fun fact.
You look like fucking because I was crying.
I'm literally like in tears right now.
Why?
Because it was my last show.
I'm like this is the thing that's important to me and like now
I'm like, well, this is your last year.
You could do it.
Yeah.
And I didn't think that we would make like the two, you know,
we wouldn't make the cut to go to the next day.
Can I back up a minute?
Yeah.
You mentioned probably this already.
How did you come across this group?
There's only three groups.
Sorry.
There was only three groups within the area.
How did you know that this genre was a thing like you had
high school marching man?
This is something else.
I was in marching man and you were a section leader tagged me
in a photo on Facebook.
Told you about this.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was in impressionable youth.
Yes.
Okay.
And then you went one time like fuck.
Yeah.
This is my jam.
Yeah.
It was like that shout out to you.
They do microphones for this.
Oh, you should say in a marching band with they look like trees.
That was my roommate.
She we when I moved down to that's a girl just you'll see performing
there 2016.
It is.
Oh, she's hot.
Like she's gorgeous.
Yeah, she is.
Wait, wasn't that the girl that you almost like?
No.
No, almost anything.
No, we were your roommate.
Yeah, we we live together.
Damn.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I felt too.
Yeah.
So she's like a direct like a conductor.
Got it.
She is the drum major.
You'll see some crossover that dude in the blonde.
He's the dude that fucks the girl back.
Yeah, the girl and like to the right.
She's a short hair one.
Hold on a minute.
This guy fucks the hot chick on the stand.
Yeah, the dude of blonde hair and then there's the girl.
She's a go over to the right this girl.
No down this girl that she's the one that was plowing my boss or
my section leader.
Okay, he's the one that was in the other group.
So there's some crossover.
Got it.
This is the organ crusaders.
The other one was organ crusaders indoor.
Okay, I get it.
Same parent.
Yep.
These are a bunch of fucking goombas.
Oh, out door, outdoor, a bigger organization.
Got it.
And then y'all crew is smaller in indoor.
I mean squad organ crusaders.
It's just the parent company.
There's not a lot going on in this.
And then, um, oh, I lived with her as well at one point.
Her name is Riley.
Weird ass dancer lady.
Biggest hits you'll ever see.
She ever show them to you.
I like the shiny, the shiny like leg thingy.
That's cool.
I just thought I would ask.
That's bands a huge fucking orgy.
Any regrets, Terry?
No.
I don't think I ever even make the cut.
You don't think you would be good at this?
No, you're not rhythmically, rhythmically talented.
Correct.
Oh, and I was a statement out of question.
I was saying, you're not rhythmically talented.
I was just agreeing.
Throw a question.
This is also like a 15 minute video.
So I would recommend like just let it play.
Talk over it.
I would say they're good singers.
Do you want to write your prediction for Hungry?
No, not really.
Hey, that's okay, Terry.
That's our thing.
But I really want it.
He doesn't want to.
You did good last time you beat me.
I don't know.
You never told me.
I think you beat me.
She's cute too.
She's gorgeous.
Yeah.
There's a theme here.
She was hand selected because she went to the school.
Don't pause it.
Can you please tell me if I say something like that and then
they're underage, please?
I will tell you that.
I'm assuming they're underage.
They could be all of age now.
I'm assuming they're all of age.
Now, yes, but at the time years ago.
Yeah.
Do you like Muse?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a night's.
We one of our song was like that's a sadonia.
Nice.
So yeah, this is like more traditional and like the
marching band sense.
Obviously it's on a football field.
This is what you thought he was doing.
This is what I pictured.
Yeah.
And that's understandable.
You did do it.
You just said other things also.
Yeah.
Okay.
This was like the one that got me into it.
And it's fun.
This is the Colts Stadium.
Yeah.
That's why I said it.
But that's dope.
Yeah.
So this is like what I did for many, many years.
Wow.
And I was it just like in the summer?
Yeah.
So this would be like we move in at around Memorial Day.
And then this this was on like August 7th or something.
So the first week of August is when the entire summer down there.
Yeah.
Well, we'd be traveling around.
But I mean, would you practice?
Yeah, there'd be like one week in a month.
We would have to go down to Oregon for like the camps.
One week a month.
Which are like we'd go there.
Everyone would meet up and then we would figure out like who's
going to be on the drum line.
So like November, December, we're auditions.
And then after that would be like just rehearsals.
So do you not have like a job in the summer because you are
doing this full time?
Yeah.
Okay.
That is that is correct.
So like I couldn't do this now obviously right because I just
had to work like some shitty jobs and oh, but you were in college
at this point.
No, I wasn't in school or anything.
So I was just working and doing band.
Okay.
The one that we just watched where I was wearing like the
black and red was the the the winter months leading.
Hey Terry, what is that shape?
What the fuck?
Get ready.
What is that shape Terry?
That they're making in the middle.
You know this.
What is this?
It looks like an airfoil.
Oh, yeah, a cross section of a wing of an airfoil.
What was it supposed to be a tear to our person shit.
I fuck if I know dude.
It's not supposed to be like anything.
It looks like the cross section of a wing of an airplane.
I looks like an air a traditional.
Yeah, I hear the word.
Yes, I know an airfoil is I hear a pick what you're putting down.
You agree with me in the design world of the
marching bands either make straight lines or long swooping
curves because they're easier to work with straight lines
obviously or make a fucking line.
Yeah, especially when they're on the like the field yard lines.
Yeah, the curves are like oh just like either be a little bit
wider or a little bit low, you know tighter.
Yeah.
I say like are they standing on those trees in the back?
Yeah, some of them are sometimes basically they were like two
by four two by six is actually in like an X shape and then
they put wheels on them and if it sounds stupid it's because
it is stupid and they so they have like these PVC pipes and
then they would initially they went to the woods,
grabbed tree branches, painted them white and then attached
them on.
What you see now is just there's PVC pipe in the middle and
then there's PVC pipe that six out the side.
It was the dumbest shit ever.
Like I thought it was stupid and I literally bitched about it
for the whole summer.
I'm like this is the dumbest thing ever.
Like I could make a better prop than this and then my base
tech was like oh if you could do a better coming at a job here
and that's how I got the job there.
I bitched about it so much and then you did a better.
Yeah.
I lost Drew like and I have the biggest drum literally just
look and you can't you can't do it.
It doesn't help.
It's three.
It's not a three sixty P. Everything looks big.
So the reason it's in three sixty P. You can't go higher.
I'm just curious mostly because there's a bunch of copyrights
like finding these videos online is always a challenge just
because there's me.
Yeah, the little the flower or sorry the feather thing I have
in my head.
Those are called plumes.
I still have my plume.
It's in my to my house.
I keep it in a box for sentimental memories.
What's that shape Terry a sperm.
That's what I thought you're going to see that a lot actually.
It's like a music note.
It's not that big group and then the stem.
So it is sperm.
They made like a box like a conglomerate and then we were
aligned.
Hot check with the violin.
Her name is Rachel.
She's flipping off the audience.
I thought you're flipping me out.
You're came up a little higher than normal.
She just didn't raise you looked away.
Yeah.
So now you're resetting.
No, this is the ballot.
This is give the drum line some time to like, you know,
breathe for a second.
So all of us, those people in the back of the field,
that's the drum line.
So you guys are just running now.
No, no, we go to the break.
Yeah.
So this is like the horns play some stuff and then this
is just like the slow part of the shit.
Where's the muse after this thing after the ballot?
Oh, you just we move some trees.
She's supposed to be like a deer and that's why that dude
put a net over her, by the way.
Oh, wait, she's been there.
Yeah, I know.
I want to see her on the violin though.
She's one of the track that dude gay, by the way,
massive dick.
The dude who put the net over her in the blue huge dick.
His name is big guy.
Here it is.
I can hear it.
It's a good song.
I remember when I watched these for the first time,
I was drunk off my ass.
Drew was drunk off his ass.
I'm trying to kill you.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like he wanted to hear it.
I mean, whether he did it or didn't, he was in for it.
Yep.
I was stuck.
No, I think it's cool.
I think it's cool that you did this.
Hey, let's do again.
Yep.
So this is the drum break.
This is give the horns time to breathe time.
It's all again.
What?
I don't understand why.
Why would they just like stop you at a certain age?
Why you can just keep doing this?
Because it's now he could go into an adult version,
but they don't want probably adults mixing with kids.
I don't know if that's the reason,
but there's just has to be like a limit to it.
Right.
21 just seemed like an arbitrarily good number.
Yeah, but I'm just saying as in why,
why can you continue to keep doing this after the age of 21?
He can just not in this group.
Okay.
So is there other groups that are around here now, dude?
He said there's adult groups.
Yeah, I have to go.
I wasn't here for that.
All ages.
It's like, it's all ages.
So it could be anybody.
Oh,
what place did you get in this one?
17 out of 28.
It's not bad.
It was particularly bad year for us.
We all were all hyped up like, oh,
the show is really good.
And then we got to the first contest and we're like,
we got shit on.
What would you get in the first con?
I don't know.
I don't know what the first score was.
Well, dude, instead of marching bands should do like a deer
being hunted by marching.
That's the name of the show.
It's called hunted.
Oh, look at me.
It's like you remember when I told you this, like,
they're all carrying.
It's like two years ago, dude.
They're all carrying guns.
Those are called rifles, actually.
Rifles actually educate yourself.
I know what a rifle is.
Fuck you that they're just solid wood.
I know that too.
Yeah.
One time they says a part of the show where they like throw them
and the color guard like just like miscalculated where she was
throwing it and the video that you say no.
Well, I mean, yes and no.
It was similar thing, but someone like threw it on the edge
and then one of our texts was there and he just got fucking
clocked in the head with a rifle and he had a concussion for
like a week and a half.
Damn.
It was pretty bad.
There's like a video that drew sent me and it's the same concept
that's dude just throws a fucking except rifle in the air and then
just gets whacked in the head and just falls.
Yeah.
The one I he just send it to Mike, send it to yeah.
Let me go find it real quick signal and then we'll go from there.
No, keep your own.
We're almost done.
This is the closer.
It's the good part.
Okay, and we're rolling.
Oh, come on.
Sounds like Bowser.
It's like a final boss.
Reminds me of like that fucking right.
We went on.
Which one?
Never you say Bowser reminds me of that right.
Oh, the fucking Mario card or whatever.
Yeah.
X.
Okay, this is this is just gets whacked.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I did it.
Fucking dead.
He did it right on top of that guy's head.
It's fucking.
He should have been a little bit farther away.
Come on.
Remember shouldn't have fucked up because guards trash all time.
I do believe your specs will tell us over.
Yeah.
I love David Lucas.
Yeah.
So in this part, the symbol line is like, oh, hey, this guy's a hunter and we got to
kill him.
So they just like, so just throw it.
Watch.
It's like, boom, dead.
And then you just kill him.
And that was like the whole thing.
Yeah.
Fuck up.
Yeah.
Anyway, that was that was my outdoor.
That was my band.
That checks fucking smoke show.
Yeah.
That she just conduct the whole performance.
That's her.
That's her role.
That's what she does.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got it.
Yes.
Oh, they're carrying it.
I want it dead.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's all part of the general effect.
He plays a really good.
He plays with a dead guy flopping around.
That's nice.
He's got that counterbalance of that big right.
Right in that.
Right in that dude's ass.
His head on one side is other head.
All right.
Let's get to my shitty clips.
Not saying like.
Talking about bad.
You don't have to play.
No, no.
We could be done talking about bam.
I thought the Ross.
I thought I thought I thought absolutely true.
I think it was fun.
It's like you have to fucking collapse, but I don't think mine
are good.
So I think your band section of this podcast is going to be
way better than my fucking section of these stupid ass clips.
All right.
Just saying.
I hope they play.
What do you mean?
I don't know that the you said they play the site was being
really weird.
It's the statue of litter be yeah.
I'm up there to shoot my.
Yeah.
I'm a statue of Liberty Jesus Christ.
Not a litter be is litter.
That's the statue of litter be.
Yeah, I'm up there to my brain.
Heard what it wanted to hear.
Not what he said.
Terry just heard kids and I heard was I was like is like this
is going to be stupid and I heard I'm about to shit my pants
and I know that Mike loves shit jokes.
No, like kids saying bad words.
I thought that was you.
I me too.
I know I know yours.
Yeah, don't have any.
It's because the ones that send you are not appropriate for the
school.
You don't say school.
Well, I can't we can't plan on here.
Why not?
They say naughty words.
They say not just the are not a word.
Yeah, they say the and we usually.
Yeah, but it's okay.
We don't say it.
Right.
I'm attached to it.
No, if it's a black guy who says it.
I mean, what are you talking about?
Am I confused?
No, no, you're on the you're on the right track.
You can't play a black guy saying the n word.
I don't know.
I don't really want to know.
I feel like you use Fred.
He's the the woke culture of work.
Yeah, the local tris got me all fucked up.
Oh, it's videos from people at your work.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What you're trying to say is what I'm saying is is I don't want it to
end up on this because if magically my my job haven't we played videos
already like that?
No, really?
No, okay, but the thing is I don't want if this gets out to where I work.
Hey, hey, so I feel the same way you do.
If not more that way, he's got a bigger boy job than we do.
Yes, definitely true.
And I'm way more professional.
My job that you guys are your fucking job.
Well, I mean, Terry, baby, that's a good point.
I mean, I'm sure you treat it with the respected, you know, I do too.
Yeah, I'm a whole different person.
I'm a lot less fun at work.
Oh, I have so fucking yeah, 100%.
I'm not that fun either.
Here we go.
So this is Britain.
This is the cover song for Britain.
Okay, what do they pick?
He wins the race.
The first time in the years is super stuff.
First step in came in second after August messed it up and was so D&F and
Nicole done so well for every messed it all up.
Let's go Hamilton.
Okay, all that song tells me is that he won because first happen had
something happen.
Not wrong.
That's a good guess, but this is the first race in like two and a half years
where Mercedes and Hamilton won a race on peer performance like they deserved it.
Pretty surprising.
It's a shock.
I know there's a thing is crazy.
I fall this guy now because he does a song.
And if you don't have his video of the week in the weekly calendar, I will fucking,
you know, yeah, kill me.
That'd be a problem.
Well, I mean, Terry, you said it, not me, but you know, you'll rate me.
I got it.
Well, I prefer to wrap.
I'll wrap you.
You're gonna wrap.
Yo, did you guys listen to Eminem's new album?
No, no, but I keep saying things about it.
There's a couple really good bangers.
The whole album is pretty good, but there's a couple fire.
I don't know how I feel about that Houdini song that he made.
That's not even one of those.
I know what I'm saying is like when he played it, I was like, this doesn't
seem like it seems like he's trying to get old.
There's a lot of like Stalga.
There's a lot of of the old school kind of vibe in a lot of the songs and it kind
of which two songs are good.
And there's more than two, but just listen to the whole thing from start to finish
and make your own determination.
Yeah, dumb bitch.
Oh, God, I'm stupid.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Whoa, he's hungry.
It's a big boy.
It's a big dog.
That was it.
Yeah, I want to be longer.
I thought it was maybe longer.
That's it.
The dog just eating you stops and then he starts.
That's magical.
That's good.
That's good clean humor.
That's beautiful.
It's real.
I'm so happy that some of my shit makes you guys laugh.
It's fucking awesome.
Yeah, shout out to me.
Shout out to you.
You got one for four so far.
This one's kind of hard to hear, but so many things happening in the video.
Kids eye contact with his mom, the other kid wondering from where the sound is coming,
satisfaction, happiness and kids face.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, that's a background noise.
There's a lot of background noise, but it's a kid fart.
Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck that noise is, but it's fucking ruining the whole video.
No, that was farting.
That's him farting the whole.
That's a fart.
Oh, man.
Are you serious?
That's him farting.
Look at his face.
No, that's not a fake.
That's that's not fake.
No way.
There's no way it's that loud coming out of a little last kid.
No, I believe it.
I believe you.
I believe it.
But you can see pushes it.
No, there's only one part at the end there.
Like I could believe that the microphone to pick it up if the kid parted.
It's like you're like to be honest.
It just like I kind of agree with Mike.
There's no chance.
You know, it's like a little there's an actual fart you can pick up mix into that other sound.
It's like boo.
Yeah.
And I think the other kid like trying to figure out where it's coming from is just the kid being a fucking kid.
That's bullshit.
It's fucking bullshit.
It's probably fake.
I just like how he's like that they got awful noise.
Today's Korean phrase of the day is bangunemse.
Wait, stop it.
Now bangunemse.
Now what do you think it means?
Bangunemse.
How the fuck is this?
Just take it.
Dumbster fire.
Shit box.
And the translation to that is smell like fart.
Yep.
Well shit box.
I mean I can get more of those.
You could or you hear me out.
You could not.
Hell yeah.
There's some guys legs sticking out of the right.
Oh you I know why you're.
Oh Terry, so this is feet porn.
God damn it.
Sorry.
Yeah, look at my hair like.
All right, that's good.
All right, explain what when I like yours good.
I explain it.
Hold on.
We put one more time.
I do.
All right.
So that kid is a fucking diabolical person.
All right.
So we got a guy laying down.
There's three people in sleeping.
He yeah.
I'm assuming he's sleeping.
Then what presumably is a woman comes up with long nails tries to
tickle the guy's feet.
We'll see the dude's face.
That's very presumably not assuming anything.
I like that.
I would think husband wife and child here, but I can't assume these
things.
Twenty twenty four.
Not these days.
These days we can get fucking cancelled real fast and then so this
person's tickling the dude's feet and then a kid comes up and the
person is being tickled does not react at all fucking legend.
He's gonna be pulling a gun and shooting someone right there.
Dude on my feet.
Get God.
Ever don't ever touch my feet.
So then the kid comes up and says take all his nuts.
No, like try it on his not just something like that.
Terrible to be honest with you, man.
That was a.
What did she say?
Try in his nuts.
Try his nuts.
Yeah.
Well, my videos.
Yeah, one for six.
Yeah, I'm telling you man.
They're not the dogs one was funny because it's other ones that I
have.
Yeah, the F one one F one video was not as good this week, but
because it is what it is, I give you half credit for that one.
Copy, but that's like a guaranteed half credit for you.
Okay, every single week.
I'm not an F one fan, so it doesn't impress me.
Yeah, that's like an immediate zero for me.
Oh, I got you.
That last one.
I agree with you.
It was kind of lame.
Which one?
I like the last one.
No, wait, wait, wait, which one is your favorite?
Yeah, the dog one.
Yeah, I was underwhelmed by that one actually.
It's just it's a simple.
That's why I like it.
It was good.
Do you have the rest of my videos?
Yeah.
There's more.
We can get you on one.
It's not warm.
Hard to keep in fun.
It gets cooler.
It's getting colder.
Oh, fuck dude.
It's hot as balls in here.
Getting colder.
Turn that dial down, baby.
Well, some of these are not great.
Yeah.
What's what's like an all-star clip?
I don't want to play a bunch of old ones.
Not any of these ones.
Go to like a what?
What's the best you got?
Go to the six.
That's way back.
Not really back enough.
Most of these are like farting.
Oh, this is a good one.
I like this one.
Hold on.
How long is this video?
A minute.
Jesus.
That one.
Oh.
There.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Oh.
That's just missing his ass right there was woman,
presumably woman,
patient out the rest.
Oh
I hear it I hear it I hear it
I
Like we have the window because it's fucking hot
Close it if you want my interest in pissing ass
Have you played this so far no
Did you see it
On the left side of the door, barely visible, a white translucent misty shape slowly clips into frame.
Oh, there you go.
Dude, the slowdown is insane.
It's fucking insane.
His hands down like one of my favorite videos of all time.
I gotta save that guy.
Oh my god, dude.
Like, it slowed down.
The slowdown version, when they do it with a game, the slowdown is so insane.
I just like the documentary stuff.
The slowdown, aw damn, is the best part of all things.
Oh, they're talking over it.
No, go back.
I could ice out that.
Did you see it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where'd you see that?
On the side of the door frame, barely visible, a white translucent misty shape slowly clips into frame.
I can ice out that, yeah.
I thought you were just like crying his eyes out, man.
I've never laughed out so much in a while.
No, no, no.
I'm glad you guys like that one.
I can't even put that on the soundboard because you're never going to stop playing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I'm sure it's so hot in here.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, so that's like one of my favorite videos of all time.
Did you send him another one?
I already put the other one.
It was like the it was the dude getting domed in the face with a rifle.
I love that. I just try getting my folder and that's laughing.
Yeah, because it says this is any realize you had a folder called podcast that this is a list of like shit.
All right, go to like six nine videos.
I have anything. I'm just trying to provide better videos.
That's fine.
There's a bunch of.
Oh, yeah.
There's some good ones in here.
I don't know which ones, but there's some goodies.
I like this one just from the music standpoint.
Was that a music video?
What do you call nuts on your chest?
What do you call nuts on what?
Nuts on what?
Oh, then play it.
What do you call nuts on your chest?
What do you call nuts on the wall?
What do you call nuts on your chin?
Chin chin nuts.
Now for the cock.
Just the the sheer.
No, you're related in the middle.
The third one. That's the one that you like.
I thought I thought it was like stock for the music.
That's why I thought.
You like this one today.
Really towards the end, though.
Soon as she got my pants off me,
she started like jerk in the ween.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm like, whoa, you know, that's not going to work.
You know, what are you doing?
And then the next thing I know,
keep in mind this is a big Sasquatch.
I just talked about it.
I said jerk in the ween.
Jerk in the ween.
The big guy is kind of funny.
The girl. This is a fart video.
This is a fart video.
What do you want for these?
The bigger guy is kind of funny too.
I've seen is a bunch.
It's just him responding to like something about food.
He's like, holy that heart beat.
Cheesecake sandwich.
That is an effect.
I mean, that looks hella good.
Oh, bad gas.
Yeah.
He had a fat.
But that cheese he does look fire.
I have a lot.
I'm not going to play the hard drive.
I'm going to make a faceless YouTube channel.
Hello ladies. Welcome to the barbecue.
Yeah, brother.
Yeah.
God damn. That was wet.
Yep.
His laugh is really weird.
It's like you walk to strum town.
I
Yeah.
They did not. They did not need that second clip.
They could have just said the first one was like spectacular.
All they needed that one.
Don't play that one. That one's kind of stupid.
I don't remember that one either.
There's a kid. It's called the video one.
The video one is like the one on the far left.
Middle. Yeah. Yeah.
I forgot what this one was middle.
It's like second from the left of like seven.
Oh yeah. I remember this.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Penis.
Yes.
But wasn't there's one?
Wasn't there like a max of that have with John Cena?
It's on. Yeah.
You played it before. I'm pretty sure Terry sent me this exact video.
Oh, 100% I know on your I deleted.
I deleted a bunch of different.
I know. I know. I have it.
I only have these.
What's the most recent video that Terry sent me?
Probably the one that you don't want to play online.
We played him shitting.
Oh, that's something else.
Oh, almost at it.
Right.
No.
I made it. Oh my God.
That one, yeah.
You can play that one. No, no, no.
We should play that one day. We can. No, no, no.
I just want to know he went looking and found nothing he thought was appropriate.
I the things that I dare I know.
I know Drew's humor. Yeah.
For one thing. And I know that if I played here, I think we would get
definitely
cancelled
and now he's afraid of it.
Hey, Mike, I just want you to know I found it.
What? Oh, play it.
Oh, I see it.
I found it. I found the one that I was talking about.
Penis.
Boobies. This is the one.
This is the one that you were looking for.
Well, I wasn't looking for it. I know, but I'm not in your ass and come on your boobies.
How do I know what this is?
You get stuck. Please keep choking the fruity cock.
And for the past few weeks, you've been begging me to piss in your mouth
and give your Cleveland steamer
Jack off and back off. And if you don't come to mouth, I'm a beat your ass.
And no, no, I don't have balls, but I'm going to put my face on your boobies.
I'm assuming that you didn't enjoy that.
John John. He is retiring. You guys know that? Yeah. Yeah.
From what? Wwe's retiring.
Wow. She's done a long time ago.
Why I the money. Yeah, it's like the face of Wwe for like the longest time.
I thought I had the John Cena song, but I don't. Like saying for like 10 years,
he was actually I don't know how long.
Probably for like the mid 20, like the mid teens from like 2000 and 2020.
He's like a relevant. He's like the most famous and most utilized.
Make a wish contributor. Oh, all the kids want him. Yeah.
Like he's done more. He's done more. Make a wish than anybody else in history.
Yeah, by like a significant margin to because the kids love him. Yeah.
John Cena is fucking go to dude. That's insane. I actually wore.
I got his fucking interest sign. I did and I was going to play it right for that.
It's fucking insane. What do you want me to play Terry? Oh, the Biden one.
You can play whatever you want.
We'll teach Donald Trump and a valuable lesson.
Don't mess with the men in America unless you want to get the benefit.
He's learned those goddamn words.
John Cena granted through the Make a Wish Foundation after.
Okay, he's got it 650 wishes. Wow. That's a lot.
Hell yeah. Yeah, I don't really remember half.
Slowly.
Holy Cree.
Die. Mike should it. Mike should I do it live? That's what he's gotta do.
No, I'm not. I'm not clubbing it. I don't even remember half the things I put on
this one. Yeah, you said and forget it. Oh yeah.
What's the Eddie Murphy one?
I don't know. Just micro like the party all the time.
He does. Here's a joke that you can tell down at the head school.
Oh wait. Yeah. Everybody be quiet now.
You listening guys? A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, excuse me, you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?
The rabbit says no. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
I've heard that joke before like I think I've seen this clip before.
It's possible. It's probably from a special. That's well super old.
I definitely don't watch stand up, but yeah, you should there. Fuck. No, I was.
I was that actually. Fuck it. I was actually at a comedy show yesterday.
Hell yeah. And no, just like local. Oh damn.
They're called Massey Club, but that's where I got the voice message. Yes.
Yeah, I could tell. Yeah, I was wondering where you guys were.
I was like, there's a lot going on the background. Yeah, like I almost didn't hear what I was supposed to hear town. Yeah,
but this guy up there. It's a brewery that is comedy Fridays, but we were there.
The big one. They have opened my comedy. My my my yes. So do this other one.
It's called dog days. Did you invite Terry to go and you didn't want to go? No, no, no, no, what had happened yesterday was
what? Yeah, I mean, we could talk about it if you want to. It's up to you buddy. I anyways this guy this comedian the last comedian that was up.
He was making fun of fast and the furious and how stupid they are and just like roasting people.
Well, not really roasting anybody. He asked like people like who like them and then someone said to someone said to too fast, too furious.
I mean, you drift, baby, whatever, but it's not my first. But he was saying that like Vin Diesel's name is not really Vin Diesel.
It's not. It's like he has like a regular name first name. The guy even said it was wrong. The guy that said it.
He said his name was Vin Diesel, but it's not really that was I forgot what he said, but his name is Mark Sinclair.
Okay, that's a fucking white guy name. But he was roasting like saying like we're going to get Vin Diesel and like fast and furious 17 like
hello old saying family every five seconds. It's like I can't remember what I'm doing this for.
Was that a funny bit family? Was it a good bit? That sounds like a shitty bit, dude. That's like the most low brown.
It sounds it sounds bad when I say it because I'm not a comedian. Obviously, he also made fun of that. They sent the rapper ludicrous into space and he has no idea.
We talked shit about that. Yeah, it makes no sense in a fucking car with a rocket strap to it. Yeah. It's like too cheesy even for that fucking.
It just horrible horrible. Didn't they just like read him out because like him and Vin Diesel have like problems.
They they talked about it, but they're still in both the black guy and Vin Diesel. What's the black guy's name ludicrous. No, the black guy.
Oh, Tyrese. So Tyrese Vin Diesel. Gotcha. Tyrese Gibson. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, his name is just Mark Sinclair. What a bitch Vin Diesel is a stage name.
Makes sense. I mean, it's better than fucking Mark Sinclair like a stripper name like emerald or something. Sparkle.
Oh dude, they have fast X part two coming out in 2026. I told you I didn't hear that I said I watched fast X. Don't know why I'm saying it like
that. I watched fast 10 sound like you really I told you the ending was a cliffhanger like it was obvious that we're going to have a part two.
So fucking stupid man fast X part one. They didn't call it part one. They're going to have one coming out. Terry 2026. Why so wait? Gal Gadot's
supposed to be in it. Yeah, she already got a good though. He's correct. She already came back from the dead though. She came back from the dead
and fast 10 or something. Dude, she she went through a fucking plane turbine fucking party. They have a fucking tent thing up right now.
I can just talk about shitting out your ass, so pissing out your ass. Wait, she came back from the dead. You know those neighbors.
No, no, no, no. It's even better. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Now you're just a weird guy from the dead. Yeah, yeah.
I can't remember which one it was. How she survived. There's a whole thing about it. Oh God. Is it like an elaborate scheme that she had some weird
like suit and then she like pressed a button. Oh wait. Did she come back or was that Han Han came back. I think in that maybe the end or
Han Han came back because he used it was like all an illusion. I think she maybe already came back. I can't remember what you did.
I know about this. I don't watch the past. Han came back. He died in Tokyo. He died in Tokyo. Jib. I was talking about right Han. The the
the guy the triad like son. No, no. Hans Han was the guy who got the the white kid into drifting. Yeah. Yes. Yes. He was the
mentor to him. Gotcha. And then he got killed because he was like because he something like the stealing shit. That was an illusion. My friend. I guess I don't
recall how he pull it up. I don't want to pull it up. We're talking about it now. It wasn't an illusion. He escaped through a manhole. Oh no. Okay. Yeah. I feel like I've heard
that. Because like he was has car blown up like in the middle of a dock right now in the middle of the street. Good scene by movie by the person that
was talking about Jason Statham. Because he kills because they killed who his brothers.
I've been there. Yes.
That's an illusion. All that's an illusion. He's gone. He's not even there.
I don't think Statham was there in the original movie. He wasn't. This is from Fast and Furious 6 where they explain how he lived.
Dominic Turell. You don't know me. You're about to. Yeah. He lives. It was an illusion. They show how he thought you were about to show me that
he was like. I can't remember where that clip on. How do they explain Han lives. It's like they like briefly go over it or some shit on his
back scene.
Hey guys. Surprise. Wait. God. Good thoughts back to. They don't show it. Nice clubhouse. He looks way back in nine. It looks like she was.
No. No. No. Go forward. Go forward. I am. Keep going. I don't want to talk about this. My man looks like he aged 50 years.
No. I don't think she's here. Right there. Oh yeah. That's an old. Yeah. How about we stay in one place. I think they hinted at her coming back to life in the first part of Fast 10 or something like that.
I can't remember. All right. That's I don't want to talk about it. But yeah. But yeah he's alive. No one cares. Fucking stupid as shit. I don't want to do it. I stopped watching this shit.
I stopped watching most movies. I watched like Star Wars when it comes out in Dune. Dune Part 2 is fucking so good. Yeah it was. Wait. Did I watch this?
There's like occasionally a good movie that they put a lot of work into that's like great cinema. Oh yeah. Good plot. Dune Part 2. Good script. Oh yeah. No really. I don't really remember it but. How'd you like it Terry.
I don't know. They did a lot of the stored thing. Made my blade. Chip and Shatter. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they said. Have you read the books. No. That's that thing. I wasn't fucking talking to you. I don't. I don't read so much.
I'm gonna probably been talking to him. I'm probably going to read Dune after I finished the expanse. Doesn't just do man. Terry doesn't shut up about that. Dude. Expansion.
He talks about the expense. Good man. Dude's a good show. Give it a fucking try. I'm on book nine of nine. Nice. I'm on book one of nine. It's so fucking good. I don't read. I'm a fucking sci-fi nerd.
I didn't do answers. I don't read. I don't read books. I'm like I can't comprehend well when I'm reading my mind's eye does not perceive anything when I'm reading text.
I think what you should do is you should watch the show then shows good if you like sci-fi. You like Star Wars. You might like this.
Yeah. I'll go home and my Internet will be out so is your internet still out. No. It's not still out. It came back that day. You were there. You played game. Well no I did not. I was gone.
You were the only one. I waited eight hours for you. Your Internet's been out lately. Dude. My internet's been out like consistently spotty. So basically out of nowhere whatever data center I'm connecting to just like decides to stop sending signal to my house.
So the actual network isn't even down. It's just like the packets are getting fucked up or something. I was told it was an outage within the area. That's what they keep telling me. Still fucking annoying though. So like once a week I will just lose Internet for like hours.
I just want you to know I've had that happen to me like a year ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What happened was is that every now and then it was always at the same time. It was always around like a Tuesday. Oh yeah. Yeah. Wow. Keep talking to me sexually like that. It was like on a Tuesday. No way.
And it would go off for like 30 minutes maybe sometimes an hour. Yeah. That's long. Oh my God. And what suddenly it got reported. They said it was an outage and then they found out that what happened.
What happened. Yeah. What happened. It was is that the the housing that's around it to keep the wire safe like rats like got into it and like bid it.
Oh my God. What. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the line that was there was like getting eaten away by crazy animals. So maybe that's good. That could be the reason why and they're not telling you well when
when I have that service appointment next week that I will have to have them look for them. Well it would be like in your area. So wherever the fucking Internet box is
my cable comes from a power line. Yeah. And that's the one that was hanging really low. That was my inner cable. The guy who came out last time he lifted it up a bunch which is nice.
Oh nice. Good for that man. He's pretty much all he did. He's a ladder. Yes. Nice. He used. He had two ladders on his truck. Oh yeah. To use one ladder.
He had a little giant. No damn. Damn. He should be saving someone over there to get hard. She's. So he brought out a ladder and then give it. You know Lucinda gave it a tug and give it a tug.
Yeah. He fucked up your Internet there. Then he gave it a tug. No. It was fine. The Internet was good for like a week. So the tug was good. It lifted up the.
You know your Internet needs some ball cupping. That's what it needs. Some good old fashioned ball cupping. Plug in and plug out. You know I'm saying I'm more plug in and plug out.
Great baby. This episode is going off the rails a little bit. What do you mean I have to pick up my bike. Yeah I know I have to take you down there. Yes. He was worried that you weren't going to show up.
Well I thought I figured you were probably there was a chance you were playing Frisbee and you just hadn't stopped yet but I just had a feeling you would have already stopped Frisbee by then.
And so my mind my mind went to oh shit Terry could have this could be a day where Terry is like being a total DJ and sleeping in not responsible.
Sit up late last night and then it's going to be like hey man let's podcast another day. But then I was like no because he he said drew wanted to come. So like there's probably not it and it wasn't but in the back of my head I was like that could be it
and I like now I got to find another ride to get my fucking bike but you came here and everything's great. Terry begged me. I come on the he asked me like every single day this week to be on this podcast.
Hell yeah Terry. The thing is I would really love it if you're on the podcast like we need you like every episode of the year here is better because you're here. I these are great episodes.
Yeah they're good episodes. This is not exaggeration. This is a direct quote of what he said. What did I say what I just fucking said. I believe you. I believe you.
I think a third person actually makes it better. Yeah I give you guys great fucking fart videos because you can you can riff you can riff off because if Terry me record every week you're going to run nothing's talk about.
Yeah a lot of it is just talking about random shit because we haven't let we've already dredged up a bunch of shit already. Yeah I got you. Yeah but if there's a third person in there it gets better.
Or what do you guys want the title to be. It gets better. Got closing deals. Terry stuff must be nice. Gays shit in band. Hey you're right. This dick thing extra tips together. What do you want.
I don't I want to go with gay shit in band but I feel like it's too much. Yes one bad title. I think that'll get censored. I think needs to be there wasn't enough gay shit to necessitate that being the title.
I think extra tips like it needs to be subliminal extra tips extra tips is good. I like extra tips together. You said that you said those words you did you did you're like using your fingers and then you lock them in somehow.
I got to get an extra tip and then like there was a fifth one. I got to get an extra tip in there. Yeah yeah yeah and that just like that is how it was and that is totally like non.
What's a tip. I don't know what a tip is. A tip could be like some money money that you got. Yeah. It could be a tip of a pen that you're writing with tip.
There's no audience and helps the word the channel. We don't have anything. We should because Mike's a dick. No I'm not actually this is what Harry how much work he's put into getting money.
Yeah that sounds about right. Go fuck yourself. Terry doesn't do anything. He provides the I said I told him I said it's fine. Whatever you want to do you do it. I'll be supportive 100 percent.
He just doesn't want ads. Well I definitely don't want ads. That ruins the podcast. That's the issue. I do you want to do it live reads.
That's just an ad. Yeah. All right. What do you guys want. Should we get. Should we get drew to do it. No he doesn't want to do it. I fuck it. You don't tell me what I want to do.
I'll read ads in a heartbeat. I'll sell out as fast as possible man. Granted you need like a business email for them to reach out to you for that to even be a possible.
I don't want to. I don't have. We do have one. There's some reasons. Terry's not going to do a fucking thing. And if we wanted to start doing stuff I have to like make an LLC and we like it would be a whole thing and I'm not doing that.
Unless Terry is like in in for and like wants to help and that's not a very lazy shit. He wouldn't fucking do that. I would help. The person in the person who nags me is Terry.
And so my answer is OK motherfucker. Go. How about this. That's do I saw the same thing and then he just stopped showing up to the podcast. So that's so short. This one.
I know you do. You know we could do what. How about this. I need recommendations. Shut the fuck up. No one cares. I need different. This is not a right color.
No you should make it like those guys are not playing like act. Don't care. So don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I think there ain't even holding those.
We should do is I like the purple a lot. Purple's good. What we should do is that we should have you on this podcast permanently. It's going to be hard though.
You work other. You have opposite schedules now. I know it's like just it wouldn't happen. We can make it work like I would be at work right now. It's it's three in the afternoon. There's kind of shit going on right now.
Yeah. Yeah. You're right. It's true. I'd be really tough. Oh yeah. We're going to be the one who brought it up. So you have to have a fucking solution.
If you're going to I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. It would work because this time slots free for both of us. I got it.
Well one word for you because you sleep at like six o'clock at night. Well yeah. So it's really tough. Damn I wish I could go to sleep proposal. The proposal is is that
you would have to like call in. Yeah.
That's fucking stupid.
Or or or and hear me out here and hear it. Absolutely true. All right. This is hear me out here.
We said one twenty three. We're going with extra tips together. That's fine. Thank you. We great picture. We we we start our own podcast called the right on podcast all over again.
He's not entertained. We don't need to start over. It still exists. It's not like I deleted everything. Oh yeah. Why are you going to make this part of your on. We still make money. Yes. I'm surprised.
There's a reason I said it at one dollar. No one notices that much money. They make a count. Hell yeah. Look I'm going to be honest. It was all David. Yeah.
So yeah yeah.
Yeah. 100 frickin percent. Yeah.
But yeah it's like a set and forget it kind of thing. I know why you did it. So what are you proposing Terry. I'm proposing
that we start our podcast again.
All you're all he's saying is hey let's start recording again on the same old podcast. You're saying I mean it's
both doesn't it. There was a brief sabbatical hiatus in the middle of our you know the initial run there's
yes Terry's current status changed his ability to be on the podcast. No I mean yes it's changed his mindset and so now it's resulted in it's
resulted in this. It's not that it's changing his mindset. It's just that it's changing his availability because there's always something. Yeah
which is no but I'm just fantastic. I'm happy. Exactly. I'm just acknowledging reality. Yeah. Yeah. He's just he's busy. He's got stuff going on.
I get it. It's fine. I have no problems with it. I only have problems when people say they'll do something and they won't. Yep. Mike has the same thing
that that I've been getting that all that matters. Hey I've been getting better. Yeah because if you're not going to do something just fucking tell me so I can make
plans. Give me give me give me that. I've been doing better. You have been responding to more messages. If you're going to bail on me you'll just
tell me. That's good. I appreciate that. That's good. That's great. Terry. That's some adults. By the way yeah yeah Thursday. I need you to
like count me about that which you were talking to me last night about what you basically said to stop being a pussy about. Oh yeah. Oh you want to help
him out. I already know what you're talking about. Okay. You told it to. No. I've never told them. No. I'm a fucking pick up on context clues.
Thank you. Yeah. Oh. Oh I know why because we're going somewhere on. Oh are they actually going. Yes. Oh for real. Yes. Yo which brings me to my
next point. When the fuck are we going. What's the timeline here. I'm getting off. We hammer some details down. I'm getting off like I'm
getting off like three. What's the concert six. Okay. It's about like an hour or so to get there. That's during like prime time traffic. You
know that right going south. I wouldn't rely on that. Maybe. I mean it won't be as bad going north at that time of the day on a week. Yeah
so you're getting off work that would put us in. We're probably going to stop at the park and ride. Not doing this. Not in the show.
Now. Yeah it's fine. Hey everybody that's true. That's Terry. I'm Miguel. Yeah. Yeah.