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normal picture, which is whatever. Yeah. And then although I kind of wish no, you

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don't want to like no leave it as the main picture and then like for the week.

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It's the main picture. Nope. And then the next week it changes and it continually

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changes. Nope. You want to have the space boys always. Yep. I am not fucking doing

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that. Why not? Is it hard? Is it a lot of work? It's not not a lot of work. What are

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you talking about? That means it's harder to make it the main picture as opposed

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to the episode picture. That means every time I would have to go in there and

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change the header. Yeah, that can't be more than a couple clicks. You want to do

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it? No, but I'm just saying. Okay. That's what I'm saying. If you if you if you

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want to do it, go go right ahead. I was just commenting on here's my first

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attempt. This is actually a cool picture. I just made this. Oh, I like that. You

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like that? Dude, actually, I really do like that. I like that a lot. It's actually

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pretty good. You know what I learned? What's up, boo? I should we should not

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generate pictures with humans in them. Oh, okay, because it fucks up the humans.

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But like this one, for example, I typed in Space Force. No, I typed in this and I

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got actually pretty nice picture. You should type in Space Force. Hold on. I

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want to see you know what this looks like, though? Space Force. This looks like

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a farm grain silo with a rocket on it. It doesn't look like a rocket. What was a

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movie? Wasn't there a movie that had that or was it around a town? What was it

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called? It was a good movie. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. You should.

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Why don't? What's that movie? It's like a tell me the movie, Mikey. Tell me the movie.

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Move me. I want to move you. What are you talking about? It's like a movie. It's about

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what? About a rocket ship. Interstellar? No. It's a movie. It's a the fuck is going

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on, brother. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. What's a good format for me to save pictures? PNG?

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PNG or a JPEG? I'll save it in PNG. PNG or a JPEG? What does PNG stand for?

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I don't know. Let's look it up. I can look it up for you. What does PNG stand for? It's

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hot. It's not warm. Portable network graphics. Cool. I like it. What did you want me to

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type in this time? What do you mean? What did you want me to type in this time? I don't

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remember. What did it just happen? What did I say? No, you were like telling me you wanted

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me to type in something else. I did? Wow. I don't remember, brother. Can I finish this

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song? Sure. We're not copyrighted or anything. This is a new Rufus the Soul song. I just

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want to see. If you don't like Rufus the Soul, you can go fuck yourself. Right, Mike?

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What are you saying? You don't care about Rufus. People can like what they like. You

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right. Yeah. When we're together, just drop today. I think I know his first instinct every

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time he's like getting off, not getting off, but like getting off on the fat bitch. But

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like dancing to music. It's like he goes, yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you, man, I can be

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the best hype man. Rocket ship movie in a small potato town potato town. Yeah. Potato

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like they grow potatoes. Potato. Yeah. Town. They know the potato town. Oh, October sky.

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Oh, that's what's called. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's this is the movie. You want to play

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the trailer after this? And then a whole movie. It's a true story of a Homer hackham, a coal

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miner son who was inspired by the first Sputnik launch to take his rocketry against rocketry,

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rocketry against the father's wishes. Yeah. This is a banger. That's okay. You can suck

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a dick. I didn't know Jake Jelen Hall was in this movie. Did you? He plays Homer. He

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puts the young kid. Yeah. Anybody want to know what the top I like this album movie?

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I like the album color. Mark this. That's kind of nice. It seems like it just went

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like this. You just swipe down from flowers and today.

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That's by B. I wonder if they bought a subscription to that. Do you think so? New York Times?

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Yeah. I think Riley did last last weekend because he's like, yo, he just did it and

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like, yo, Riley, you buy the money. He's like, yeah, it's like you the man dog. What do you

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think the top 10? That's okay. What do you think the top 10 movies are right now? In

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the world? In the world like theaters. I'm most popular movies as determined by IMDB's

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users. Like of all time? No, no, no, just right now. Dune right now. Dune. Not in the

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top 10. Really? Nope. It's out. It's 11. Damn. I don't actually know what I don't really

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watch movies that come out new. So I don't really know what's out. All right. Besides

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Dune part two. All right, ready? I really haven't seen a whole lot. The first one is

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Hitman. I know. The second one is Bad Boys. Stop. Bad Boys Ride or Die. A new Hitman came

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out like the bald guy with the pistol. No, different. It's a Netflix movie. It has that

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one girl. Cool. Okay. What's her name? It doesn't help a lot.

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Adria. Adria. Adria. What? Arjana. I cannot pronounce that. That's her full name or her

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first name. Her first name is about, is it Adria? Adria? Adria? Is it ADRA? Yeah. That's

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Adria. Adria. Arjana. Arjana. I don't recognize that name. Is this girl? So I pull up. This

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girl. No more. She looks a lot like that one chick. No, good call, dude. What's her name?

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Anna DeArmas. Anna DeArmas. When you showed me that picture, what I saw was Anna DeArmas.

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I don't know who that lady is. They looked similar. But yeah, I was thinking of the October

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Sky. But number one is Hitman. Number two is Bad. It was really weird. I saw the Bad

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Boys trailers during the basketball games. Ride or Die. Who won? Mavericks? Celtics? No.

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Celtics in five. Damn. Four to one. Damn. Celtics were hot. Inside out two. What did you say?

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Inside out two. October Sky. October Sky. Fast and the Furious Mad Max Saga. What? It's called

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The Fast and the Furious. Fiosa. Fiosa. The Fast and the Furious? No, I just made that up. Fiosa,

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Mad Max Saga, under Paris. The Watchers, the Fall Guy. The Watchers? The Watchers. What

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is The Watchers? I will look. The Fall Guy's Godzilla minus one in Civil War and Inside Out.

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that I've even heard of early that I wanted to see was. I've seen Inside Out. I've seen Inside Out.

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And Civil War. And I was going to rent it on like Apple. But it still wasn't out yet. So it was

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like 20 bucks to rent it. Cut some theater or something like that. I was like, I'm going to wait.

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What is The Watcher? A young artist gets stranded in an extensive...

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What? I don't know that I've ever seen. A masculine forest in Western Ireland,

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where after finding shelter, she becomes trapped among three strangers stalked by a mysterious

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creature each night. I don't think I've ever seen October Sky. Have you seen it? I think I have in

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school. In school? Yeah. You know, back in the day where they actually, you know... I never

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watched movies in school. What? Bruh. Well, I didn't go to elementary school. I did. I was out

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where you watched it. Even in high school, I watched movies. I don't remember that. Your leg?

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That's not my leg. That's not my dick. Or is it? Imagine it was. Just for reference,

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this movie came out in 1999, it says. Do you see Sputnik go over the other night?

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Yep. Is that Vladimir Putin? I think it's so. Oh yeah, I need to send you this file. Put in a

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adorable little boy dick. Jilin Hall was. Yep. A little known fact that he's gonna go to Brock

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Beck Mountain. Sputnik is a milestone in history. Just send you the file. College scholarships

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are winning a science fair. I'm gonna build a rocket. I'm gonna build a rocket. Just don't

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bug yourself up. Oh damn. What do you want to know about rockets? Everything. A lucky one

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would get out on a football scholarship. How about I believe in the unlucky ones? You better have her

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talk with your son, Elsie. He's out of control. Would you please sign my newspaper? H. I'll sign

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your newspaper. This is great, Riley. I didn't even see what she looked like. Hold on. Who? The girl.

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I turned away. We're talking with your son, Elsie. He's out of control. Would you please sign my

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newspaper? Yes. Oh, damn. This is great, Miss Riley. I learned everything. Oh, she's

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created for the mind. Y'all thank the good Lord that you didn't kill anybody. Dad, he's stuck in

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the middle. Well, he put all his nonsense behind you, Homer. It is a nonsense. Sure was exciting

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watching your rockets go up. I know I'm gonna be a minor. I've known my entire life. It's so funny how

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like you are alive on this planet. The acting we have today from the producer of late 90s,

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a Joe Johnston film. Coman's your life. It's not mine. Universal Pictures presents the true story

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of a boy who risked everything for a dream. You want to get out of here so bad than go. Go. Yeah, go. I won't

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even look back. Sometimes you just can't listen to what anybody else says. You just got to listen

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inside this spring. Turn your eyes to the sky and you rise to the sky when everything you believe in

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soars like we got a chance. October sky. Wait, I thought he was gonna like go on to be some like

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NASA person. Homer Homer Homer Hickam. But it doesn't show that in the movie. Homer Hickam. This

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is the end. I think this is a true story of just oh, he's still alive. But did he actually end up in

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the movie going to NASA or something and launching? Let me let me look what happened. Let me look what

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I look. Let me look what happened to do this dude. His name is his name is Homer Hadley Hickam Jr.

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He is an American author Vietnam War veteran in a former NASA engineer who trained the first

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Japanese astronaut. Oh, wait, is this actually true? Yeah, this is a true guy. Wait, is this actually

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true? His 1998 memoir Rocket Boys also published as October sky was a New York Times bestseller

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before Amazon came in. Actually, Amazon was there. Hickam's body of body of written work also

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includes several additional bestselling memoirs and novels including Josh Thoreau Thoreau Thoreau

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Thoreau. You had it right the first time. Josh Thoreau. That sounds right. And then all the other

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stuff. But it looks like so his career was in 1964 to 1970. He was in the United States Army

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Aviation and Missile Missile Command in Huntsville. And that's where they all go Huntsville,

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Alabama. And then from 1971 to 1998, he was used, worked at NASA as a Marshall Space Flight Center

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or worked at Marshall Space Flight Center in 1980 as an aerospace engineer. That's Alabama. And then

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science payloads and extravicular activities. Other shit. Diver astronaut crews trained for

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numerous space lab space shuttle missions, including the Hubble Space Telescope Development and

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Hubble Repair Missions, Space Lab J, which was the first Japanese astronaut in Solar Max Repair

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mission prior to his retirement from NASA in 1988. Hickam was the payload training manager for the

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International Space Station program. So yeah, this dude went. I never saw that movie. But in the

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movie, did he go to NASA? I think he won. So in the beginning of the movie, it says there's a

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scholarship. And I think you want a scholarship. But in the movie, does it show only his town? Yeah.

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Oh, so it doesn't show. Hickam attended Virginia Tech in 1960 and joined the schools of corpse of

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candidates and his junior and he and a few classmates designed a cannon for football games

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and school functions. They named the cannon Skipper in honor of JFK. Skipper was cast of

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brass collected from the candidates and has become an icon of Virginia Tech. Hickam graduated

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in 1964 with a bachelor's degree, a bachelor's of science degree in industrial engineering.

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Industrial engineering. Wow. Yeah. Yes. It says that he became an amateur rock

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builder called themselves the Big Creek Missile Agency. Many generations of designs qualified

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in 1960 National Science Fair and won a gold and silver medal in an area of propulsion. So there

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you go. Sounds like a cool guy. He's still alive. He's 81 years old. Just chilling and he lives. I

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don't know where he lives, but he has two spouses and looks like he has no kids. Yeah, doesn't say

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anything about his kids. All right. There you go. They know everybody knows about Homer Hickam.

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What an exciting movie it is. Is it good? I don't know. It's really PG. I bet it's fucking boring.

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Oh, dude, it's hella boring. It's like PG nowadays. You can say one cuss word or some shit. There's

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no cuss. You can say I don't give a damn. Here you go. Another fucking plane falling down. Yeah.

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Oh, Lord fuck. Oh, Lord, Mikey not falling down. Oh, Lord, Mikey investigating why a Southwest

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Airlines jet came dangerously close to the ground dangerous. What's dangerously close to the ground

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500 feet more unsettling here is that it's not the first time that's happened. First time. This is the

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first time that it's happened flight mishap. You motherfucker. Southwest Airlines 4069 over

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Yukon, Oklahoma Wednesday about nine miles from the airport in Oklahoma City. Are they bad grapes?

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They weren't way over there. Are these good grapes or bad grapes?

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You eat that. What is the pressure? Yeah, you're fat. You're talking to the person that's a

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way to 175. I mean, it's not bad. It's not great though. It's not bad. It's not great. It's not

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90 pounds. Like 190. Is that what it used to be? Yeah, almost weighed like 200 pounds, brother.

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Just after midnight local time, air traffic control. It was getting in the pilots of a low

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altitude alert asking the crew you good out there. Yeah, 525 feet over a neighborhood,

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which is crazy, which is like hell allowed not allowed. According to live, who says it's not

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allowed? I think like there's whatever rules about like certain zones where you can't fly

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certain altitudes. You mean it's always that way. It's always been that way. Flight Radar 24

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reveals that the jet, which took off from Las Vegas, came within 525 feet of the ground before

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climbing briefly and then safely landing. It did like a little time this world. Thursday,

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that it's investigating the incident. Southwest Airlines says it's working with the agency

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to understand and address any irregularities with the aircraft's approach. It fell asleep 100%.

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It's the second frightening descent by Southwest jet since April. Hope it wasn't our boy.

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Hawaii went as low. Who's our boy? Hope it wasn't our boy. Who's our boy? Chris. Oh,

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it wasn't our boy. Oh, it's like, wait, I'm fucking retarded. We're taught it. Yeah,

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it could be. Hope it's not our boy. I hope not. It could though. It could be. It's the same airplane

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that he flies in the same carrier. Uh-huh. That's why I said it was not our boy.

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Before climbing after an aborted landing attempt. That's crazy that I know I have a friend that

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works like fly their planes. And while the cause of these two descents has not been determined

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to come as Boeing is mired in previous safety and quality control mishaps. Oh, that's how you

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check it. By the way, you just walk up and you just wrap, you just look around and just kind of

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touch it and pray. I don't have feels CEO faced harsh bipartisan criticism on Capitol Hill Tuesday.

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This hearing is a moment of reckoning. You don't recognize the Boeing that has airplanes falling

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out of the sky. Our culture is far from perfect. But we are back. Can you go back to that person's

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name? Which one? Um, is here? Yeah, keep going. Tuesday. This hearing is a moment of

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no, you don't recognize. Nope. The Boeing that has airplanes falling. Senator Holly, Holly. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Dumb. Is he dumb? Didn't fall from the sky. It didn't go into like a tailspin.

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You don't recognize the Boeing that has airplanes falling out of the sky. Our culture. I do.

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You're dumb. There is far. That guy is pretty stupid. You're stupid. I don't like that guy.

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From perfect. I just want to let you know, Senator Holly or hockey or a fucking watch a fair amount

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of this thing. Yeah. Hearing. What is his name? Senator. I was listening to the parts with Holly

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talking and I was like, I wanted to just like drop kick that dude. I really want to look at

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Senator Holly. He's from Josh Holly. I think Missouri. Josh Holly. He is from.

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Thought it was Missouri. Politician, lawyer, Missouri. Yep. He's a senator from Missouri.

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Yeah. Mr. Josh Holly. You're stupid. Do you want to see him talking? You're dumb.

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airplanes are falling from the sky. I just want to know if an airplane actually fell from the sky.

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Thank you, Mr. Chairman. It would literally fall. It would go into a tailspin and that's how it falls

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from the sky. That motherfucking airplane was floating, guiding, gliding through the sky.

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Not falling, sir. That you get paid. It was descending.

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Senator, that's, wait, can you go back? That motherfuckers smirked. Do you see that?

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Go back. Go back. Watch it. Watch when they, I'll be quiet, but he'll smirk when you get one.

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Holly. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Mr. Calhoun. What is it that you get paid currently?

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Senator, that's, you see that look like, he's like, he was like, in our proxy documents,

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in each of the years that I've been employed. Yeah, but what is it?

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It's a big number, sir. Well, let me help you. It's a big number, sir.

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Oh, it's 32.8 million. Damn. Yes, it does. That's a 45% increase over last year. Does that sound

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right? Yes, it does. What is it you get paid to do exactly? I get paid to run the Boeing company.

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What is it you get paid to do exactly? Dude, that dude is dumb. What is it you get paid to do exactly?

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Wait, can you, I saw that. I really like that. What do you get paid to do exactly? It's like,

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best thing to ever happen to the internet. Yes, it does. What is it you get paid to do exactly?

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I got paid to run the Boeing company. Yeah. So help me understand that. I mean,

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do you get paid for transparency? Is that, is that part of, is that one of the metrics

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for your income? I think the board counts on me for transparency.

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Really? Because you're under investigation for falsifying 787 inspection records. The

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Boeing's under criminal investigation for the Alaska Airlines flight. You were investigated

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by the IDOJ for criminal conspiracy to defraud the FAA. This is all in your tenure. This

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doesn't sound like a lot of transparency to me. What about safety? Is that a component of your

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salary? It sure is, Senator. You know, have you seen the reports that the subcontractor that

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you use to make that door piece that fell out of the sky, that door the FAA went and toured

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the facility? They found one door seal being lubricated with Dawn liquid dish soap and cleaned

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with a wet cheesecloth and another was being checked with a hotel room keycard. Does that sound

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like safety to you? Senator, I, that's a good question. But relationship with that particular,

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I'm not going to comment at all. That makes sense. But what he just said is not as unreasonable as

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it sounds actually. It might sound bad, but I'll let him continue. Your supplier has been well

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documented, reviewed by the FAA and most certainly us. And I'm very intent on acquiring that company

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so that none of that ever happens. You know, the FAA also says that Boeing still has not implemented

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the recommended steps back from 2019 and 2020 after the max crashes. You still have not taken the

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appropriate positive safety. I just want you to know, sir, now those planes

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crashed. They descended and crashed those planes fell out of the sky. Those planes fell. Well,

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they, they stalled. They more than what they did was they went nose dive like fast. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. That that's, sir, they, they, they, that's, they were falling out of the sky. Correct. What

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happened the other day, Mr. Josh Howley represented howly Mr. Howley, John, Josh, what Josh Howley from

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Missouri, that flight did not fall from the sky. It descended too far. That's all that happened.

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I think he's talking about the crashes. Now, the other video, the other view, he was stating that

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that flight from Vegas to Oklahoma, it was falling from the sky. Unless it was clipped. Yeah, I don't

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think so. Limited what they recommended. I mean, how, if safety is a component of your 33 million

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dollar compensation package, I mean, how can you possibly qualify for any of this? What about quality?

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Is quality part of your compensation package? Senator, I, I meet with the FAA pretty regularly.

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Answer the fucking question. I don't know anything back and I'm not aware of anything.

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That's what we do. We just, we just fucking beat around the bush around questions. And then we

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never give you the answer that you want. 100%. But hold on playback device. Yo, when was the,

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when did he make that comment? Which one in each of the years that I've been employed. Which one?

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But what is it? It's a big number, sir. Well, let me help you out. It's 32.8 million this year.

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Does it sound right? Yes, it does. That's a 45% increase over last year. Does that sound right?

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What is exactly what you do? What is it you get paid to do?

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Are we doing it live? Yes, it does. There we go. What is it you get paid to do exactly?

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I love it. But did you hear about, since we're on the topic of blowing right now,

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we're on the general topic of aviation. Did you hear about Terry because Terry,

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didn't you hear what's that our mascot is an aviation picture?

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Sorry, what were you gonna say? I'm a mascot as a rocket.

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Then we've never know. Did you hear about those problems with the starliner

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at this ISS? It's like stuck. What is it you get paid to do exactly?

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Yeah, I love the starliner. Yeah, I'm a big NASA science rocket fan. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, they're having some, they're working through some stuff before they can bring it back. I think,

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yeah, I think there's something wrong with the starliner. Starliner. What is it you get paid to

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do exactly? Dude, you are a fucking God. That's a great clip. It is, isn't it? That's a great one.

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It was six hours ago. Astronauts stranded in space due to multiple issues with Boeing Starliner,

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and the window of their return flight is closing. NASA and Boeing engineers are troubleshooting

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various faults in the starliner spacecraft, but they're only 45 days. Wait, if they don't come

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down in a certain time, they have to just like chill, but can they come back eventually? Or are

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they not able to actually, do they have to like jettison the starliner and launch it off into

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space to throw it away and come down another way? That's insane. But they're only 45 days of

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docking time available. The window for returning is closing. Two astronauts, two NASA astronauts who

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rode. Sonny and Butch. Road to orbit on the Boeing Starliner are currently stranded in space aboard

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the International Space Station. I gotta play, I gotta pull the clip. After engineers discover

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numerous issues with the Boeing Starcraft, teams are on the ground, are now racing to assess

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starliner status. Astronaut Butch and Sonny were originally scheduled to return on June 13th after

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a week on the ISS. Their stay has been extended for a second time due to the ongoing issues.

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The astronauts will return home sooner than June 26th, according to NASA, after years of delay,

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Boeing, whatever. Let's see, now to give engineers time to troubleshoot the faults, NASA has

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announced it will push back the perilous return flight. Perilous? Oh no. Perilous? Is that how

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you spell perilous? Perilous? On today's episode. Go ahead. Where is it? Is it? What? Where you going?

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Oh, okay. Delays continue for the Boeing Starliner. Never me talking. Mars sample return goes back to

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the drawing board, Voyager 1 is alive, and Stokespace makes a new engine breakthrough.

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The Boeing Starliner, a space craft long road home. Space Force!

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I don't have it available fast. Play it. If we talk about science and spaceship, you gotta play it.

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You gotta like give me more fucking time. Space Force!

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Space Force! What are we talking about today? Space Force! Hell yeah! Let's fucking rip it.

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All this boring shit.

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Infamistor launch delays has now begun to experience landing delays.

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Yay! That Starliner will return home for- It's absolutely true. I just gotta make a comment.

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It is much more terrifying to be stuck in space, like waiting to come back than stuck on the ground

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waiting to go up. Like imagine you're in space and something actually is wrong and they truly

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can't come back. What do you do? This. You just stuck? You do this. Oh, there's no winning.

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No. We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone hug and share a secret.

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That's what they're doing up there. Hugging and sharing secrets. And then we do this too.

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It's absolutely true. Yeah.

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From the ISS, with astronauts Butch Wilmore and Sonny- Butch Wilmore. Butch.

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Williams, no earlier than June 26th. No earlier. Wait. I just want to say that when you hear the

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name Butch Wilmore, it sounds like somebody would say this. What is it you get paid to do exactly?

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That sounds like a Butch Wilmore thing to say. In this. Best thing to ever happen to the internet.

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Nah, no, no more. It's like this. Yeah.

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The crew's original departure date had been set for June 13th, which was then delayed to the 18th,

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then the 22nd, and now we have the current date, which was set by NASA and Boeing at a press conference

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on Tuesday. Officials report that Starliner can spend a maximum of 45 days docked to the ISS

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in its current state. Why? This delayed Starliner's approach to the ISS docking module by over an hour,

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as five of the ship's thrusters were offline in various phases of the maneuvering procedure.

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This issue would have prevented Starliner from successfully docking. However, Boeing engineers

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were able to get four of the problematic thrusters back online to complete the mission.

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That's crazy. That's what's going on. Well, Starliner did experience some additional

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systems malfunctions on its journey from the Earth to the ISS, the most troubling of which

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would be the intermittent failure of some reaction control thrusters. This delayed Starliner's

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approach to the ISS docking module by over an hour. Hold on. This is how they checked it, Mike.

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Remember what you were telling me? With Dawn dish soap?

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Dawn dish soap and a wet cheesecloth and a credit card. A credit card, yeah.

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And then also visually inspecting it by touching it with your hands and praying for it actually

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holds together. Correct. As five of the ship's thrusters were offline during various phases

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of the maneuvering procedure. That's the issue would have prevented Starliner from successfully

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docking. However, Boeing engineers were able to get that's not Boeing engineers. That's

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fucking stretchy to command. What what are they called? That's Capcom. That's a mission control.

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Yeah, that's mission. Yeah, that's not Boeing. That's NASA. Me and Terry been to NASA. I've been

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there. Shout out to Terry and shout out to me. Shout out to everybody. Shout out. Shout out.

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Is that a slogan now? Shout out. Shout out to me. Shout out to you. The problematic thrusters back

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online. Now it's worth noting that during Starliner's second uncrew test flight was in 2022,

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the same thrusters in the same location also had issues. And NASA's commercial crew program

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manager Steve Stitch said that we don't understand. What a baller name. That guy looks. I like that guy.

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That guy has a goofy smile. And quite why they're happening. The reason given that a thruster

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issue was able to be solved from the ground was that this is not necessarily a hardware problem.

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It's a software problem. The computer on board is reading the thrusters as perform hard reset.

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Out of spec and turn it off and back on again. Then shutting them down.

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When you play is a clip called it's called Windows. Windows Space Force Netflix. Pull it up.

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Windows Space Force Netflix. Yeah, just type those three words.

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Three words. This. Yeah, just play the first one. This is what happened to them. Recalculate the new

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thruster. Okay. And relay it. This is positive for a second. This is what happened to Boeing

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when they launched this up there. Immediately in the sun. Roger that, Dr.

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What's wrong? Seriously? I like him from Silicon Valley. The show on HBO. Yeah,

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Jin Yang. Who's his name in that show? Auto updating now. General, I won't be able to calculate the

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right data for the satellite for 49 minutes. How long to live back 11 minutes and 44 seconds.

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That person's trans. Fuck Microsoft. That's what happened. I don't think that's what happened.

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Why not? Fundance of caution. Apparently too cautious, however, which is not necessarily a bad

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thing when it comes to spaceflight. In addition to that weirdness, Starliner also experienced

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some more problems with helium gas leakage. In the Middle East, we're still being detected

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in the star. It's not good. It's not good. It's not good, folks. It's not good. They're getting

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thrown around up there. Don't go into space until you're ready. That's the moral of the story.

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How do you know if you're ready to go into space? That's the real question. How do you prepare

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yourself to go into a gravity-less entity that has no... You know how you're ready? If you're on

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a SpaceX rocket. Where are you going? Binder. Like your booklet? I'm just gonna play random sound

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effects. 100% freaking percent. That's who I am. That's a good one. I do believe... He does believe.

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Yo, what do you do, Mike? I do believe. I do believe. Yes, what you do. Are you gonna get all

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jitty when I fucking put this on there? What is it you get paid to do exactly? Oh, fuck yeah.

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You're gonna be jitty, huh? Yeah, because what I'm gonna say is when we talk about random people,

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you're gonna be like this. And then it'll be like... That's what you're gonna do? I'm gonna do that.

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And then... I need like a fast and short farting noise. Oh, dude. That's what I need. Okay, hold

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on. Since you're talking about farting, I do need that. Okay, hold on. We're gonna sneak a video in

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there. Go to my videos that I sent you. Which one? Instagram Reels downloader video one, two, three.

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No, no, no. Can you pull it up? Can you give me a picture frame? Five frames? Either the man...

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Okay. This one? The fat man or the guy up in the window. Yeah.

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It's a minute and 40. This is a quick deviation. Oh yeah, this is a quick... It's like two minutes.

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It's really red.

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Is that real? That's not fake. Just smile. Oh no.

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That's so clever. That's really smart. Get the echo. Nice. I like that. Yeah.

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No way did it stop that.

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Oh, he's gonna do some jump maneuver and fart.

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What?

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I'm Max and this is me before the Boston Marathon.

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I'm at mile 14.

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You know what he should have done? He should have really modulated what he ate before.

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You never want to be in a situation like that. Can you go back? I just want you to know, Mike,

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I just saw, I said, there's a whole like... I've seen videos. Instagram Reels,

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like a whole Instagram page just dedicated to fart compilations. So I did it for you.

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I'm just gonna say I've seen... Was it you who showed it to me or just like people who are running

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marathons and like literally shit their pants and it's like brown running down their legs?

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I'm at mile 14.

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Oh yeah, he's really sweating. Mile 14, that's rough. Dude, you're sweating like crazy. Just

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fuck it. Just pull your pants up and just switch that shit around back there.

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That's gross. Let the sweat clean it up. Actually, if you're wearing shorts, you might as well just

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like... I think if you're wearing a liner... A liner I could hold. I would rip that liner out and

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start wiping my ass a bit. Just gonna let you know. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. I

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think if I was wearing a liner, I'll rip some of the liner that's on the like towards my leg.

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And try to get the bulk of it out. And try to get like most... Here's some chicks making coffee.

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Oh, wait, did the mom do that? And they're like, ew. Yeah, the mom did.

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Dude, these people are fucking weird. Shaking in the bowls.

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Stupid. Oh my god. I like that laugh.

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I have to...

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Ugh, what? What?

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Dude, that's me. That's so me. Just chilling and you're letting it ride? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He has great skin. It's a filter. Oh,

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looks like good skin. I don't know what... It's a filter. I don't know about social media.

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It's a filter. I'm deceived. I was bearded too.

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That's it? Hell yeah. There's more. I got like three compilations of fart videos. I kind of want

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them now. Okay. Which one is it? This one? Yeah. And the one above it afterwards.

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Oh, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it. Sorry. I misled you.

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Well, it's one of the ones. I can't... Oh, yeah. Okay. It's one of the ones. Good. Good. Thanks for

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that information. I really appreciate that. Baby farting? No, that one's a goodie though.

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Which one? This one? Want to see it's the... Now the left one. First one? The first one is farting,

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00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:17,720
for sure. Got it. It's hot in here. It's not warm.

374
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,160
Oh, an elevator is a good choice. Yeah, yeah. Look at it. A lot to echo.

375
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:32,200
Wait, is he just like doing... Just like you take a picture every day. He's farting in the elevator

376
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:42,680
every day and like taking a compilation. Yeah. What a fucking loser.

377
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:08,680
I think it doesn't count anymore in there with him.

378
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,840
Oh, don't push.

379
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:27,800
Why are they doing it like close to the mirror? I don't know, man. I don't know.

380
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,800
There's no reason to do that.

381
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:44,280
Oh, she thought it was like a nice cute picture and he farted on her. That's great.

382
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:57,000
Oh, wait, I didn't download that one. Shit.

383
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:04,760
So she's just checking her hair in the mirror and the lady in the stall fucking shits her brains out.

384
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:14,920
Oh, I found out which one it is. It's one in between the F1 and the

385
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:22,840
chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. That one. This one? Yeah, that one. Those are all my farting

386
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:36,600
compilations. So this is all you get. Oh, that's hilarious. You fart when she's on the zoom call?

387
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:43,080
Yeah. Oh, this one's a goodie. What's on it?

388
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:52,760
Oh, what was that?

389
00:43:52,760 --> 00:44:06,440
Hi. Oh.

390
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:14,120
Oh,

391
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:25,080
dude, why are his shorts still on? That's like he's fucking shitting himself. It could be like

392
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:31,720
someone doing this, you know, putting your hands to, you know, like if any of these are faked,

393
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:36,280
I'm gonna be pissed. If you're not really farting, this is bullshit. I don't know if it could be.

394
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:45,400
No, I have to shit.

395
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:59,080
That's not real. That wasn't real.

396
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:24,040
Okay, that's where I'm at home, dude. In the bathroom, in public restroom with other dudes,

397
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,240
like we're going through it. Like they're going through it. You're going through it.

398
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:33,080
You know, like that camaraderie. Oh yeah. Yeah, go back.

399
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:42,760
Why is he putting his mouth? You can try not to laugh.

400
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:58,040
Yeah. I mean, don't push too hard there, right?

401
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,040
Okay.

402
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:08,600
I gotta take it easy with that pushing, man. There's a, so hold on. I think I can link you.

403
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,760
I'll link you to the fart compilation site.

404
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:26,520
It's called fart vibes. Fart vibes. You want me to send them through a key? Sure.

405
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,320
Hold on. I gotta open it. You like a little twerp?

406
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,080
I have it on my phone now.

407
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,160
Do you have it open? Yeah.

408
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,720
That's the wrong one, brother. I'll click the second two soon.

409
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:52,840
Go to, and then this? Oh yeah, go to fart vibes. Hope it doesn't make you sign in. It will.

410
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:58,200
Oh, you gotta send me individual links. I'm not signing on my phone.

411
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,760
I'm sending them on my phone now. Fart vibes.

412
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,280
I missed fart vibes. It's called fart vibes. That's the name of this, whatever. Fart vibes.

413
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,480
Wait, why don't I just pull up this?

414
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:19,480
Like a fart compilation on YouTube? Why haven't we thought about this? I don't know. That's a great

415
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:25,720
point. Oh, here's, this has got to be the guy that you did this guy with the people walk by.

416
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,680
Oh yeah, that's, he's.

417
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,480
Dude, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look at the girl in the red dress. She's like loving it.

418
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:48,520
She loves it. That's the girl right there, man. That's the girl. That girl doesn't like it at all.

419
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:53,720
She's appalled. Hello ladies, welcome to the barbecue.

420
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,760
Are you kidding me? This is 40 minutes, Mikey.

421
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:10,120
I don't understand like, I don't understand why it's 40 minutes though. I don't understand why

422
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:15,080
people are appalled about people farting in public. It was gross. How? Oh, it's nasty. Burping or

423
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:25,960
farting is gross. Appalling to people. Yeah. When God, I'm so delicate.

424
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,120
Oh, what?

425
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:40,440
Oh, that was revert really well.

426
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:53,560
Dude,

427
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:59,880
dude, her face was like.

428
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,880
Oh, that's a buddy.

429
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:22,840
Like chicks and tank tops and yoga pants. He's probably in California.

430
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:33,320
Most people think it's funny. Yeah, of course, because it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's.

431
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:36,280
So I'm saying like.

432
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:44,120
Farts are 30, 28. Oh, okay, I better not move.

433
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:59,960
I'm at Central Park or some shit. Probably.

434
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:03,560
Okay.

435
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,200
Like you just soaking in that air, man. You just

436
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:15,080
wifting. You just like all up in your mouth. Okay, Perry dog coming through.

437
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,520
That's a good one. That's a good one. Running by him.

438
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Oh,

439
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:37,000
do that girl's face in the red man. He sits down.

440
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:49,000
They can't go. That mom. That mom is not happy. So they're so kids are funny. The kids are laughing.

441
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Oh, my. Oh, my.

442
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:09,000
That is not good.

443
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,480
Do you think this guy? Oh, my. Do you think this guy has

444
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,800
like. Oh, colonoscopy Fartorama.

445
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:30,360
Oh, hi. Can you pause this? Oh, that's not gonna be good. I just want I just want you to know

446
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:36,280
you're we are fucked up. We are fucked up. Okay. We are fucked up.

447
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:54,280
Oh, sorry. Oh, my God.

448
00:51:54,280 --> 00:52:03,880
Oh, my God. Good.

449
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:15,400
This is the grandma. Get a grandma and you paid him to do it. Yeah.

450
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:23,000
Yeah. He didn't take it from you. You paid him to do it, honey.

451
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,920
Are you proud? Go to the peaks, man.

452
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,800
And the in the film go to the peaks. The peaks are the ones are the best ones. That one's a goodie.

453
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:46,760
I played this one before. Listen.

454
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:53,640
Yeah, you might make a mess.

455
00:52:53,640 --> 00:53:04,120
That's like a it was like a thump.

456
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,120
These are kind of quiet. Yeah.

457
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:31,240
Yeah. Oh, it's bubbling down there. Oh, God. That was bubbling. Oh, no.

458
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,240
Farting compilation three point out go up.

459
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,800
Oh, no. Welcome back to another video. If you haven't already.

460
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:47,880
Please just take a minute out of your day to listen to this.

461
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:50,760
Thank you.

462
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:59,720
You don't take the one time you can pop it.

463
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,520
I'm right in the face.

464
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:09,480
Sing.

465
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,480
What the hell is even that?

466
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:28,440
That's me.

467
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,280
Bro, that is so not cool.

468
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,200
You go, girl. Give it all you've got. I don't like this dude like commenting over.

469
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,520
Yeah, that's because you wanted the fucking stupid one.

470
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,440
I'm going to mark up my video with cool little fucking

471
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:57,080
smiles and fucking bars. It makes you click. Joe Biden farts.

472
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,520
No, that's not real. It's definitely not.

473
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:09,480
That's just a.

474
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:17,720
Why is he sniffing her? Yeah, it's creepy to look at her. She's like,

475
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,960
get the fuck away from me. Get the fuck away from me.

476
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,000
He just tried to kiss her too.

477
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:33,960
So much. What are you trying to do? Marry like kiss her?

478
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,720
Why is he smell people's hair? What is wrong with this guy?

479
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,800
Yeah, it's strange. No good. It's a weird person.

480
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,760
I should. I should not be doing this when I'm logged in.

481
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,760
I don't think I have too many recommended videos now.

482
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:56,920
Damn it.

483
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,280
Wait, go up. I mean, this has got to be a big one.

484
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:09,480
Does she? She pulls it. If a girl like this, this is the one that we just saw.

485
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,640
If a girl like this is doing it, this is more mainstream than you think. Yeah.

486
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:21,960
Yeah. We didn't see this. Yeah, we did. And it's farting into a tube like this. Maybe I miss.

487
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,960
That is a great one. The bathroom is excellent.

488
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:35,960
Yeah.

489
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:45,480
Dude, I think when people will listen to this this episode, like what the good about what the

490
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,520
fuck are we doing? We spent 20 minutes listening to fart sounds.

491
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,600
Oh, you really you really got closed on. You really got the end of it. Here it is.

492
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:59,800
This is more people farting in their sleep. The most in demand content on TikTok.

493
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,760
It's from an app that records people's sleep talks.

494
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:11,080
I'm really sorry. What records your sleep? Sleep talks. What's a sleep talk? Like if you,

495
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:17,480
I don't know, probably when you wait, people like want to record their nighttime like funny

496
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:22,040
moments for more content. And so they like set it up to record them at night. Or it's like a

497
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:25,560
if they hear a sound and it records it, that's fucked up. And then it like says stuff like in

498
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,040
your dreams or something. It's crazy. Yeah. Oh my god.

499
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,240
That is fucking disgusting.

500
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,560
You dirty bitch.

501
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:53,000
You dirty bitch.

502
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,600
Farting in the tub too.

503
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:00,920
Oh, have you done that?

504
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,040
Oh, in the toilet.

505
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,800
Remember when you were a kid and you used to do that, you would fart in the water.

506
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:06,840
Do you ever do that as a kid?

507
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,240
Yeah, I remember.

508
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,600
I remember doing that as a kid. Like when you were taking baths, you had to fart,

509
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:17,560
you farted and like sounded so cool and you had the bubbles coming up and then it kind of stank.

510
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,640
Farting in the shower. It smells real nasty. It's like hot.

511
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,640
Your reaction is so good right there.

512
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,240
You're a part of the,

513
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:40,040
I don't do it that often because it's so gnarly, but oh dude, sometimes

514
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,080
like lately.

515
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:05,080
It's so fucking hot in here.

516
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:11,080
Why do they smell so bad?

517
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,800
Why does what smell so bad?

518
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,520
Your farts. What is it you get paid to do exactly?

519
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,600
Why do they smell so bad?

520
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,480
Yeah, man.

521
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:19,960
What do you mean?

522
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:24,920
What do you mean?

523
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,840
You're saying that when you take a,

524
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,160
like when you fart in the shower, why are you taking a shower?

525
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,200
You said they smell.

526
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,720
Because it's like hot and steamy in there.

527
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:32,840
What do you mean?

528
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:37,880
No, are you saying that it's like it's sweaty?

529
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:38,760
Yeah.

530
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,560
Like down there and that's why.

531
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,280
No, it's you fart and it's wet.

532
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,240
You're covered in water.

533
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,720
So it's going to be a little bit sloppy.

534
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:47,880
Yeah.

535
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:48,440
Yeah.

536
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,160
And the air is hot and steamy,

537
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:56,280
which means you're going to get shit smell and all that hot, steamy air.

538
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,880
It's all around me.

539
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:04,120
I mean, I farted in the shower before and it doesn't smell.

540
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,280
Sometimes if it's not a nasty fart.

541
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,440
Are you saying that you have nasty farts?

542
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:10,840
Sometimes.

543
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,480
Is it just depends on what you eat?

544
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:13,720
Yeah.

545
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,360
Have you ever been in the shower and like, and you had to shit

546
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,200
and you knew it's going to be like a runny one and it was coming hard and fast

547
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,120
and you were in the shower soaking wet.

548
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:24,680
Yeah.

549
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:29,240
You like get out, drive as much as you can quickly and you go and you launch.

550
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:31,720
I've done that before.

551
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,120
One day I was getting up for work and I was showering.

552
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,080
I was like, I think I'm going to take a shit this morning before I go to work

553
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,440
because it was I could feel it.

554
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,720
But I was like, it's not quite ready.

555
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,920
So I want to take a shower so I can still get out the house in the same amount of time.

556
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,280
But it was like half of my shower.

557
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:48,920
I was like, Oh no.

558
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,560
I like bolted out of there.

559
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:55,320
Have you ever like when you farted while you're taking a shower?

560
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,280
Like you just you just you know, you just finished.

561
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:58,840
No.

562
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,840
You just finished like cleaning yourself.

563
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:01,880
Yeah.

564
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,680
Like putting soap, lathering yourself and then like farted.

565
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:09,240
But you think that it was coming out, but it felt like a shit that you never get in the shower.

566
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:13,880
I've never in the shower had ever where I thought I was shitting myself.

567
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:14,520
I have.

568
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:15,320
I haven't.

569
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,000
It's surprisingly I haven't.

570
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,360
Dude, just talking about taking a shit is I have to take a shit.

571
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,080
Hell yeah.

572
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,840
Like right now I might have to take a poo.

573
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:23,320
I'll sit down.

574
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,840
You want to sit down with me?

575
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,080
Yeah.

576
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,600
Do you want to FaceTime each other?

577
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,680
What is it you get paid to do exactly?

578
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,560
We don't get paid.

579
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:30,360
What is this?

580
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:31,720
This is free content.

581
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,920
Mike doesn't want to ads.

582
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,800
What is it you get paid?

583
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,240
We should we should we should we should we should we should we should we do?

584
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:37,960
Should we invest?

585
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:40,280
What?

586
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,400
We should invest in some.

587
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,840
Oh my God.

588
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:44,440
It's hot.

589
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,040
It's not warm, dude.

590
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,280
Oh, you know what's hot?

591
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,320
Yo, check this out.

592
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:49,640
Okay.

593
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,520
These motherfuckers are crazy.

594
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,040
Who are the fucking people in Saudi Arabia?

595
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:57,640
Are you talking about Saudi adrifters?

596
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,360
No, check this out.

597
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:58,760
Check this out.

598
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,600
I'm I'm stuck here for a little bit.

599
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:00,840
Yeah.

600
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,080
The fuck that's a lot of people.

601
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:07,880
Do you know about like Muslims journey to Mecca that in their like religious,

602
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:08,680
their religious?

603
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:09,720
Yeah, I know what Mecca is.

604
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,760
Yeah, a little bit.

605
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,200
I don't know a lot, but I know what it is.

606
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,120
Muslim in Muslim like religion.

607
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,720
You have to like go to Mecca make a journey to Mecca like once in your life

608
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,240
or every year or something.

609
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,240
It's just like big block in Saudi Arabia.

610
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,600
You got to go to but it's like hot as fuck right there right now.

611
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,200
And like people are dying.

612
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,000
Hello quick.

613
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:27,480
Go in there.

614
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:29,880
How hot is it here?

615
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,200
Hold on.

616
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,240
This is a shitty video.

617
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:32,440
Come on.

618
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,840
Mount Arafat Saudi Arabia.

619
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:39,800
This is where Mecca they go.

620
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,480
That's Mecca.

621
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,120
Yeah.

622
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:42,600
It's a big.

623
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,200
They'll show it here.

624
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:44,520
So okay.

625
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,880
Is it just a big religious thing?

626
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,280
Just watch.

627
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:51,800
They have like cooling things set up in now because it's the people are dying.

628
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,080
Like a thousand people died or something crazy.

629
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:03,240
Oh fuck.

630
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:04,120
You want my English?

631
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,160
I don't know what you said.

632
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,680
CBS Chicago give it to me.

633
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,040
The death toll for this.

634
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:08,520
This is it.

635
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,800
That's Mecca that big as box.

636
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:10,520
What?

637
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:12,760
They make a journey to this box.

638
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,480
This big stone pillar thingy.

639
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,840
What is Mecca?

640
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,920
It's like a Muslim religious site.

641
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,320
It's a must just this big holy site.

642
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:21,640
Yeah.

643
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:22,360
They have to go there.

644
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:22,840
Watch.

645
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:28,520
This Hajj pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia has ballooned dramatically to over 250.

646
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,520
Many of the victims from heatstroke.

647
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:36,040
The official total so far only includes citizens of Indonesia, Jordan, Tunisia.

648
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:36,840
They walk in circles.

649
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,040
Iran.

650
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:42,440
And it is expected to rise further once the Saudi and Egyptian foreign ministries

651
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,600
release figures for their citizens.

652
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:49,720
The Hajj is one of the five pillars of Islam and every Muslim who's able to

653
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:54,280
require to make the journey to the city of Mecca at least once in their lifetime.

654
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:54,440
Yeah.

655
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,320
So they're like, if you're a Muslim, you have to go there once in your life.

656
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,480
And it's hot as fuck right there right now.

657
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,480
And so everyone going this year is like dying.

658
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,000
Not everyone, but like a thousand people.

659
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,120
A lot of people are a thousand people died from heatstroke or some shit.

660
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:07,480
Crazy intense.

661
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:07,640
Yeah.

662
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,000
So you think it's hot here.

663
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,760
You don't fucking know what the fuck you're talking about.

664
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,800
The fuck is going on?

665
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,400
How hot is it?

666
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,000
I wonder.

667
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:17,880
Is it say?

668
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:21,880
I wonder if it says.

669
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,280
Well, where it is.

670
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,400
I know where it is.

671
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:29,160
Well, then well, if you know where it is, then you know where it is.

672
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:29,960
Mount Erafat.

673
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,240
Is Mount Erafat.

674
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:34,920
Mount Erafat.

675
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:39,960
Temperature.

676
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,280
Yeah.

677
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:40,520
Yeah.

678
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,600
Temperature.

679
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,560
Mount Erafat.

680
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,800
It's 93 right now.

681
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:47,880
It's middle of the night.

682
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:49,960
Okay.

683
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:50,920
It's that hot in the moment.

684
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,520
It's fucking crazy.

685
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,880
Hundreds of thousands of.

686
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,080
It's today's weather was today's weather.

687
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,120
Here's the comment.

688
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,200
Ask Allah to cool it down a little.

689
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,240
That's fucking crazy.

690
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,760
It's 112 as the high for tomorrow.

691
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,000
And it's 85 right now.

692
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:09,160
Yeah.

693
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:12,520
It's probably been in the hundred and hundred and teens for this shit.

694
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,520
Hundred and teens, which is crazy.

695
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:14,920
Daily.

696
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,200
Let's see what says daily.

697
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:23,160
So yeah, 112, 113, 112, 109, 108, 111.

698
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:25,720
Friday next week is supposed to be 115.

699
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,000
It's supposed to be 115.

700
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,640
Holy shit.

701
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,520
And you're out.

702
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,880
And you're out in the middle.

703
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,200
I think you're out not with a lot of cover too.

704
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,240
So you're kind of fucked.

705
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,160
Dude, that's I'm not going there ever.

706
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,520
And they're wearing these fucking like big ass like clothes.

707
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,840
Like they're cooking in their clothes.

708
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,400
I mean, it's white so it's not as bad as like dark colors.

709
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,280
Well, it's like a reflecting, but still not reflecting enough.

710
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,240
I mean, imagine, dude, imagine that's crazy.

711
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,360
Why not go when it's not so hot?

712
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,240
Maybe I wonder if you can go in the winter.

713
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:57,160
Maybe it's the time of year that you have to do it in.

714
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,920
Maybe the journey is to do it in the hot weather,

715
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,000
not to just do it whenever you feel like it.

716
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,120
There you go.

717
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,120
Summer solstice, strawberry, moon or ice tonight.

718
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:07,320
Ooh.

719
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,560
Oh, that's a new prompt.

720
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:13,880
What should I type strawberry moon strawberry moon summer solstice?

721
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,920
Not just strawberry moon.

722
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,160
Just strawberry moon.

723
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:17,480
Yeah.

724
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,680
Summer solstice, strawberry moon.

725
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,640
Summer sounds like a sounds like a new.

726
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,240
Sounds like a new very new music.

727
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:27,720
That's it.

728
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:28,200
Four words.

729
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,400
I gotta have more.

730
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,560
What do you mean more more than four words?

731
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:35,880
What do you mean more than four words?

732
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,920
We've been kicking it, bro.

733
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:37,720
We've been putting a lot to words.

734
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,960
Talking about like, oh, you're talking about like a.

735
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:43,880
Farting.

736
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:45,640
Fart?

737
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:45,880
No.

738
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:47,800
Space.

739
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,640
Space.

740
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,800
Summer solstice, strawberry moon in space.

741
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,200
With aliens?

742
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,520
No, no people.

743
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:57,400
Oh, good point.

744
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,520
Asteroids.

745
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:02,760
In space with asteroids and rockets.

746
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:03,640
Yeah.

747
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:04,840
Always a rocket.

748
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,120
We have to do everything with rockets.

749
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,400
Everything with a rocket.

750
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:11,000
I'm going to make this first picture our fucking art for the episode.

751
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:11,880
With the on the beach.

752
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,560
That's a fucking nice ass picture.

753
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:15,160
By the way, that's fucking clean.

754
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:16,840
Like my butt.

755
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,920
Because I washed it this morning.

756
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:22,760
Do you ever like, I never mind.

757
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:23,480
I'm not going to do it.

758
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:23,880
What?

759
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,040
What?

760
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:24,200
What?

761
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,760
I say we talked about farts and shits enough.

762
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,160
This upset.

763
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:27,880
Yeah, go ahead.

764
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,600
Let it rip.

765
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,000
No.

766
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,120
No, what were you going to say last?

767
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,960
Last time we talked about this for a little bit.

768
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:33,400
Have you ever?

769
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,280
I said for a little bit.

770
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,000
Have you ever?

771
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,640
I've never like showered and then immediately had to shit and then shit and been like,

772
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,000
fuck now I'm all dirty.

773
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:42,200
Yeah.

774
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,160
That sucks.

775
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:45,240
That was it?

776
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:46,440
Yeah.

777
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,000
So you got?

778
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:48,600
Yeah.

779
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:49,240
I was good?

780
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:49,560
Yeah.

781
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:50,520
Yeah.

782
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:52,760
Yeah.

783
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,600
Can you play that new clip that you made today?

784
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,040
The new clip that I made?

785
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:58,280
Yep.

786
01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:59,320
New clip for me please.

787
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:00,440
The short one?

788
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:00,600
Yeah.

789
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:01,240
Yeah.

790
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,000
What is it you get paid to do exactly?

791
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,680
I love that clip.

792
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,000
Mike.

793
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,000
What is it you get paid to do?

794
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:07,880
What?

795
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:08,440
Fart.

796
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:08,600
Fart?

797
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,280
Talk about farts.

798
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,360
I like the ending because it's like very uh.

799
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,080
Exactly.

800
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,680
Oh fuck.

801
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,240
Exactly.

802
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,080
Exactly.

803
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:19,800
Exactly.

804
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:20,680
Exactly.

805
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:21,160
Exactly.

806
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:21,640
I like that.

807
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:23,880
Yeah.

808
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:24,680
Shout to you Terry.

809
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:25,880
Shout to me man.

810
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:26,680
That's great.

811
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:27,160
What do you do?

812
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:28,920
What?

813
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:29,400
What do you do?

814
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:30,600
What do you mean?

815
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:31,320
Play it.

816
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,000
What is it you get paid to do exactly?

817
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:33,720
What is it?

818
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,240
That's why every time I say what is it?

819
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,680
What is it you get paid to do exactly?

820
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:41,720
I'll put it on.

821
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:42,520
The board for you.

822
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:42,840
Thank you.

823
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,320
I don't know what the sum.

824
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:45,880
Oh you know what?

825
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:47,800
You know what's been pissing me off lately?

826
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,200
Stars.

827
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:53,720
So the past uh couple days maybe this past week?

828
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,040
Yeah.

829
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,080
Some fucking jackass in my neighborhood is launching like fireworks.

830
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:00,680
At the fuck.

831
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,440
I think he's doing it to fuck people over.

832
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:05,720
Because it's not July 4th yet.

833
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:06,680
So fuck you by the way.

834
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,160
But it's close.

835
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:07,720
It's getting there.

836
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,920
So fuck you by the way.

837
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:15,720
Secondly, it's like I go to bed pretty early to wake up early.

838
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,080
And like I go to sleep and it's like I'm sleeping for like an hour.

839
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,720
And all I hear is boom!

840
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,480
And it the whole fucking neighborhood shakes.

841
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,240
And it's just one.

842
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,840
It's like dude at night.

843
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:32,040
And then just after I got a fork table for you arrived or no luck while I was working.

844
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,360
One guy launched like a crackly boy.

845
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:35,720
Hell allowed.

846
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:36,760
A crackly boy.

847
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,960
And it scared the fuck out of me.

848
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,840
And then another guy I was out in the garage and some guy let out another boom.

849
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,520
And I was like it literally made me jump dude.

850
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,600
Like who are these assholes?

851
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,600
Do people in your neighborhood blow shit up like this early?

852
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:49,160
Not really.

853
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:49,400
No.

854
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:49,640
Yeah.

855
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,200
Tell them to go fucking shut up.

856
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:54,600
Yeah, no.

857
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,040
No. Not really.

858
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:57,640
What?

859
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:58,680
Not really, no.

860
01:09:58,680 --> 01:09:59,320
They don't?

861
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,120
No.

862
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,240
They don't normally in my neighborhood but like this year they just like randomly.

863
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:06,680
The other night some guy was just putting shit off and I was like trying to sleep.

864
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,400
It's like dude.

865
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:08,280
You think that's annoying?

866
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,320
I get fucked over on 4th of July every year and I can never sleep.

867
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:16,440
And then you're gonna fuck me over a week or two before the holiday with the same old shit?

868
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:18,360
Really motherfucker?

869
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,280
You can't just do it when it's fucking time?

870
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,320
Do you think that?

871
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:21,960
It's hot.

872
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:25,160
It's not warm, dawg.

873
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:42,040
Um, do you think that 4th of July is kind of, I'm not saying like it's cool that we

874
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,400
celebrated and everything like that.

875
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:45,160
I don't.

876
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:50,120
But now it's going towards like drones now.

877
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:51,960
Like drone shows instead of fireworks shows?

878
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,200
Yeah.

879
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:53,560
Yeah.

880
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,080
And like those big ass shows.

881
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:55,320
Yeah.

882
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:59,160
It's more less fireworks shows.

883
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:00,920
I think fireworks shows are stupid.

884
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:01,960
I'm not.

885
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:02,760
I don't, yeah.

886
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,640
They're not for me either.

887
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,720
I don't get the whole like, oh it's cool.

888
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:06,120
It's pretty.

889
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:06,840
Oh it's cool.

890
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,240
Yeah.

891
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:07,960
Like it's not for me.

892
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:09,080
I don't mind it.

893
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:13,720
The fact that it costs how much money it costs to do that, that big ass show.

894
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,920
Like I just don't get that.

895
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:16,600
Yeah.

896
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:19,720
Like I can sit there and watch it and everyone's like enjoying it and I'm just like,

897
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,680
I could totally not be here.

898
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:26,440
I think there's a YouTube video of a guy making like the world's biggest mortar.

899
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,200
Look at that.

900
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,280
Type in like world's biggest mortar.

901
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:33,480
That picture is not ideal.

902
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:34,440
What?

903
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,040
The picture I'm getting is not ideal.

904
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:36,760
Let me see.

905
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,640
What do you say?

906
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,600
Let me see.

907
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,240
What do I type in?

908
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:41,320
The YouTube.

909
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:41,800
What?

910
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,640
Oh the world's biggest mortar.

911
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,400
The world's biggest.

912
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,040
Like fireworks.

913
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:47,640
Firework mortar.

914
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,480
Have you seen this fucking thing?

915
01:11:49,480 --> 01:11:49,960
It's huge.

916
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:52,280
I was talking to a friend.

917
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,920
Biggest fireworks shell ever?

918
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,800
No not show.

919
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:56,280
Just mortar.

920
01:11:56,280 --> 01:11:56,600
Shell.

921
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:57,720
Biggest fireworks shell.

922
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:59,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're called shells.

923
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:00,520
Oh come on.

924
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,800
Well you just put that in your email by the way.

925
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:02,680
You just suck a dick.

926
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:03,800
You just put that in your tab.

927
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,640
There's like, when I do that, do you hear like you and they're like.

928
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:16,200
Okay.

929
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,800
Yeah, I know.

930
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:20,920
Which one is it?

931
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:21,320
This one?

932
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:27,240
Come on.

933
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:30,680
I don't know which one it is.

934
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:32,200
This one?

935
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,680
It had it been launched like somewhere else.

936
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:44,680
Whoa.

937
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:50,680
That's pretty cool.

938
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:51,240
That's pretty cool.

939
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:53,480
Go back.

940
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:57,320
I think it says right there that the little short one.

941
01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:58,760
What?

942
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,560
The world's largest firework turns the nice guy into.

943
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:04,280
Into day for.

944
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:04,520
Yeah.

945
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,000
Duh.

946
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:20,520
Whoa.

947
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:29,720
That was a hard delay on the sound wave there.

948
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:30,520
Like go back.

949
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:30,920
Go back.

950
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,240
No, no, no, like out of it.

951
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,480
Go to the one of the shorts.

952
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,160
Maybe it'll give you a better perspective.

953
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:43,720
Now wait a second.

954
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,280
What's going on?

955
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:45,240
That's stars.

956
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:45,800
Up there.

957
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,000
Yo.

958
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,000
Hey, how about that guys?

959
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,120
How about that guys?

960
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,080
2800 pounds.

961
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:08,840
That's insane.

962
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:10,360
So almost 3000 pounds.

963
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,560
So that's the one.

964
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:12,120
It's not a new.

965
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:12,760
What about that?

966
01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:13,880
What about the next one over here?

967
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:14,360
This one?

968
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:14,840
Yeah.

969
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:15,400
This one?

970
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,120
No, no, no.

971
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:16,520
This one?

972
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,080
Yeah.

973
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:17,560
It's kind of.

974
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:18,280
It's the same one.

975
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:19,400
Is it?

976
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:19,640
Yes.

977
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:22,600
It comes down a little bit and then it blows up.

978
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:30,680
That's the popping noise coming from.

979
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:36,760
Yeah, that's intense.

980
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,480
Just imagine you're sleeping and then all of a sudden that one

981
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:39,640
off.

982
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,320
They're out in the middle of nowhere.

983
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,160
Oh, Terry.

984
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,080
Oh my god.

985
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,280
This picture is kind of cool.

986
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,400
Which one?

987
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,040
Yo, the one that we said.

988
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:54,280
So this is I typed summer solstice strawberry moon in space

989
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,800
with asteroids and rockets.

990
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:56,280
Okay.

991
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:57,800
It's kind of creepy too.

992
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:02,840
The fuck is this guy?

993
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:03,880
What the fuck is that?

994
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:05,080
We got a person though.

995
01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:06,840
That's kind of cool.

996
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,280
I kind of like that.

997
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,480
It's like a weird.

998
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:13,080
It's weird because you get the earth with an astronaut.

999
01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,040
This is a strawberry.

1000
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,960
Terry, his face is a strawberry.

1001
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,800
Look, that's what it's doing.

1002
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,240
Seriously.

1003
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:19,800
Seriously.

1004
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:22,760
Dude, I like it.

1005
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,200
It's creepy.

1006
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:24,840
It's creepy.

1007
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:25,400
Alvamart.

1008
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,640
It's like earth, a big ass planet behind earth, and then a

1009
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,880
little last moon orbiting the planet.

1010
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:32,520
Yeah.

1011
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,200
How does it come with this astronaut?

1012
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,000
It's astronaut person.

1013
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,440
It's actually really good astronaut.

1014
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:39,000
And there's like a little bit of sun, like a glare.

1015
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:41,880
Right behind him.

1016
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:42,280
I like that.

1017
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:43,000
It's a black hole.

1018
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:44,840
I'll save it.

1019
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,520
I really want to use my rocket one though.

1020
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:47,480
We can use both of them.

1021
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,080
Not for the same episode.

1022
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,280
No, different ones.

1023
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,200
This book market.

1024
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,080
And why not?

1025
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:54,520
That's good.

1026
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:58,680
Creepy astronaut.

1027
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:00,600
Strawberry.

1028
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:03,640
It is pretty weird though.

1029
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,200
Yeah.

1030
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:06,360
I don't like that one.

1031
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:09,240
I mean, I like it, but it's it's extra.

1032
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:11,080
That's weird.

1033
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,840
But yeah, I think fireworks are cool and all, but I remember

1034
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,520
when I used to buy them a lot.

1035
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:17,880
And now I don't anymore.

1036
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:25,880
That's just because I think they're they're cool, but they're

1037
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,680
I hate when people launch them off in my neighborhood on

1038
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,440
weeknights at like 10 p.m.

1039
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:31,400
That's what I fucking hate.

1040
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,960
The thing is, they start selling them so early.

1041
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,800
They start selling them like in June.

1042
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:37,960
So early.

1043
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,280
And then the only place you can really buy them is off the

1044
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:40,760
res.

1045
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:43,080
What?

1046
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:45,560
Yeah, the only place you buy them is off the res.

1047
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,400
What do you do for?

1048
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:49,960
What exactly is it you get paid to do?

1049
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:53,480
What do you what is that exactly thing you get paid to do?

1050
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,520
Oh, this is a cool angle though.

1051
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:01,320
Yes.

1052
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,640
A drone angle just chilling over the top of that school.

1053
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,320
An aerial fireworks show.

1054
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:12,680
That's the really loud largest aerial fireworks show.

1055
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,640
A tent.

1056
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:23,080
The firework must be produced and launched by a professional

1057
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:23,640
enterprise.

1058
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:25,480
That is whatever it just said.

1059
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,760
The fireworks do not necessarily burst into the sky.

1060
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:30,120
Attempt is disqualified.

1061
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:38,200
Oh, that's cool.

1062
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,280
The effect of it falling down and then the one going up the

1063
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:43,320
middle looks like a dig.

1064
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:44,280
Directinitis.

1065
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:47,960
Bop, Bop.

1066
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,640
I like how we're saying we don't like fireworks and we're

1067
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,080
watching some fireworks now.

1068
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:58,680
I think it's crazy to be honest.

1069
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,000
Is that where that's cool where it's like that big though?

1070
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,320
So this is kind of cool because it's like over the top.

1071
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,000
It's like the normal ones are fucking stupid.

1072
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:12,520
The thing is it's really funny that they let every so often,

1073
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:21,160
every year around June and New Year's Eve, they allow civilians to buy mini explosives.

1074
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:25,560
It's pretty much what they are.

1075
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,160
They're just mini explosives.

1076
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:27,640
Are they not?

1077
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:30,840
Yeah, this is Saudi Arabia.

1078
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,000
Like even pop rocks, not pop rocks.

1079
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,280
What are those little poppits?

1080
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:34,680
Poppits.

1081
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,080
Those are mini explosives.

1082
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,920
You just slam them on the ground, thousands?

1083
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:39,160
Yeah.

1084
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:47,720
But the reaction of it was like the inertia of hitting the ground makes it explode.

1085
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:49,800
I don't know.

1086
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:54,840
A portable, a portal to hell at aluminum.

1087
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:55,560
Oh, let's watch it.

1088
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:57,640
Dude.

1089
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,080
Oh, god.

1090
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,760
A portal to hell.

1091
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,200
Oh my god.

1092
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,040
Run.

1093
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:07,000
Run, everybody.

1094
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:07,400
Run.

1095
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:07,960
What happened?

1096
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:10,680
A leak, a hydraulic leak.

1097
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,360
Oh, and on the hot metal or something.

1098
01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:13,080
What are you trying to grab?

1099
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,360
Are you trying to grab your phone?

1100
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:15,640
Dude's dude ran for his phone.

1101
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,200
Whoa.

1102
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,160
Oh, there's a fire suppression coming on or what is it?

1103
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:21,480
Nope.

1104
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:22,120
Oh, it's just burning.

1105
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:22,920
It's just burning.

1106
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:23,960
Oh my god.

1107
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:27,960
It burned the whole warehouse that fast.

1108
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:28,760
Instantly caught on fire.

1109
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,200
45 seconds.

1110
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:30,600
Wow.

1111
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,840
Less than 45 seconds.

1112
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:36,360
This place was holy shit up in flames.

1113
01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:39,160
Holy shit.

1114
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:43,080
Dude, how quickly it caught the ceiling and it started to collapse was so fast.

1115
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:44,760
Yeah, that was insane.

1116
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:44,920
Yeah.

1117
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:45,320
I think you're right.

1118
01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,720
Hydraulic leak onto like hot metal or something.

1119
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:47,880
Yeah.

1120
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,160
Can you watch it again?

1121
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:50,360
Really?

1122
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:51,480
I just want to watch.

1123
01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:51,720
Yeah.

1124
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:55,720
If you watch the top hydraulic leak, like it explodes.

1125
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:57,480
Yeah.

1126
01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:00,680
Yeah. Then it's it's so hot over there.

1127
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:01,480
Yeah.

1128
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:02,920
And then it just catches on fire.

1129
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:03,800
I like how these get it.

1130
01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:04,920
It's shooting it at the ceiling.

1131
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:06,120
That's why it caught so fast.

1132
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:06,360
Yeah.

1133
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:06,520
Yeah.

1134
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:09,720
His phone, is that's what he went for?

1135
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:10,280
That's what he went for.

1136
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:11,320
He went for his phone.

1137
01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:12,680
He got to call the ambulance.

1138
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:13,400
Or 911.

1139
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,120
I would start running.

1140
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:15,800
Police.

1141
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:17,240
Dude, I would have been already run out.

1142
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,840
I want to give a fuck about my phone.

1143
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,760
I would have grabbed a fire extinguisher and try to put it out.

1144
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:24,600
Yeah, you'd be in there having flames falling all over you.

1145
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:25,480
Factory owner.

1146
01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:27,960
I want a camera that can withstand the nuclear blast.

1147
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:28,520
CCTV.

1148
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:29,800
We take this should say no more.

1149
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,480
The boss before he left for the day,

1150
01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:36,040
don't burn the place down 20 minutes later burns place.

1151
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:38,280
If you grab this phone five seconds later,

1152
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,560
he'd be McNugget right now.

1153
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:41,800
Potential employers.

1154
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:42,520
So what happened?

1155
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:45,320
That's crazy.

1156
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:46,040
That's insane.

1157
01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:46,920
How quick it went up.

1158
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:47,560
Yeah.

1159
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:50,200
Dude, Benson going to kill us.

1160
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:55,000
Boss, I told you to not call me unless the place is on fire.

1161
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,560
Steve.

1162
01:20:55,560 --> 01:21:00,440
Well, my phone five seconds to being liquefied.

1163
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:04,760
This man was three seconds away from being an absolute destroyed.

1164
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:07,480
Everybody's giving him shit for going for his phone.

1165
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,080
Wait, I have to shut down the computer.

1166
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,080
Bob, don't worry about it.

1167
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,280
Don't worry about it.

1168
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,800
Won't be there in 15 seconds.

1169
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:17,240
Damn.

1170
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:19,880
Oh, wait.

1171
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:20,680
It says that three seconds.

1172
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,080
You can see the hydraulic line blow off the top of the machine.

1173
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,640
A geyser of hydraulic fluid starts spraying into the air.

1174
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:33,240
It's doing a great job of aerosolizing the hot oil moments later.

1175
01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,240
The ignition firing actually burns.

1176
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:37,000
Damn.

1177
01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:40,760
The student just gave us a scientific fucking breakdown of this shit.

1178
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,200
There is absolutely.

1179
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:51,000
There's actually the this is actually the reason why we don't install flammable

1180
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,080
oil fountains on metal.

1181
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,440
That makes sense.

1182
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,080
It's sad really.

1183
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,480
They always were a hit at children's birthday parties.

1184
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:06,120
Their plans to make aluminum has been foiled.

1185
01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:09,800
I love the internet for shit like this.

1186
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:16,040
Look, oh, breaking news just in what happened.

1187
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:17,960
FIA investing in FIA.

1188
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:22,920
FIA is investigating a fight close to the ground.

1189
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,120
Breaking news 20 minutes ago.

1190
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:29,560
Well, the FIA is investigating a Southwest Airlines flight that dropped to just 500.

1191
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:30,200
Let's pause it.

1192
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:33,400
Descend it.

1193
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,720
Use the fucking word that's in the goddamn.

1194
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:36,920
She's got to make it more.

1195
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:38,920
Wow factor.

1196
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:45,080
For midnight on Wednesday, flight 4069 was nine miles away from Oklahoma City's Will Rogers

1197
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:46,040
World Airport.

1198
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:50,440
When it's Will Rogers World, say fucking drop or falling from the sky.

1199
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:53,160
You and Holly can go fucking die.

1200
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,480
Triggered a low altitude warning from air traffic.

1201
01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:56,280
All right.

1202
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,880
Our Carter Evans has the latest.

1203
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,600
And take that bad as a little like.

1204
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:05,400
Lana, imagine if you saw her plane flying this low in your neighborhood.

1205
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:12,360
We're in a spot here, LAX, where you can watch incoming planes flying just a couple of hundred

1206
01:23:12,360 --> 01:23:17,080
feet overhead and the FAA now confirms that a Southwest flight from Las Vegas.

1207
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:23,400
So you have about 500 feet above the ground on approach to Oklahoma City on Wednesday morning.

1208
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:27,720
Now it was a big scare for people on the ground and it also triggered a low altitude

1209
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:29,480
alerted air traffic control.

1210
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:30,280
They relayed that.

1211
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:33,240
I take my statement back about them going to die.

1212
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:35,720
I really don't wish fatality.

1213
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:36,600
Doing okay.

1214
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,760
Well, the plane pulled up and it landed safely.

1215
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:42,200
Southwest says it is cooperating with an FAA investigation.

1216
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,160
But this is the second.

1217
01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:44,040
They don't have a choice.

1218
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:47,720
Low altitude incident for Southwest in recent months.

1219
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,440
Back in April, a Southwest flight approaching Hawaii.

1220
01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,240
Hawaii.

1221
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:55,880
400 feet above the Pacific Ocean before pilots pulled back up.

1222
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,120
That incident is also under investigation.

1223
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:58,360
Damn.

1224
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,000
Carter, I call that a stand up.

1225
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,200
Thank you very much.

1226
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:02,600
Whoa.

1227
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:04,200
Shut the oven.

1228
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:07,560
That's not really new.

1229
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:08,840
Is already new then.

1230
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:12,840
Whoa.

1231
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:13,400
Orcas.

1232
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:16,040
What's that?

1233
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:19,080
That's unbelievable.

1234
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:21,960
Talented driver takes police on wild chase.

1235
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:22,840
Ooh.

1236
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,040
You ever watched like.

1237
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:25,800
Why Iran left the house?

1238
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,080
Do you ever back in the day like watch cops?

1239
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:30,280
Yeah.

1240
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:34,520
Or like there was a show on Spike that used to watch.

1241
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,600
She was like a bad boys, bad boys.

1242
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:37,080
What you're going to do?

1243
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,000
What you're going to do to the cops?

1244
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:39,720
No.

1245
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:40,360
It was like a.

1246
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:41,160
Sold some dough.

1247
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:43,240
You know, roll through a stop sign.

1248
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,120
I said I'm so cold.

1249
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:46,120
I see a cop a block over.

1250
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:47,000
He gets behind me.

1251
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,200
Sure enough pulls me over.

1252
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:50,600
Was just like a who ran?

1253
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:51,480
He comes up.

1254
01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:52,440
Tells me what I did.

1255
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,600
Ask for my license and insurance.

1256
01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:55,720
Of course I don't have them.

1257
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,120
I glance my mirror.

1258
01:24:58,120 --> 01:24:59,160
He's running my name.

1259
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,520
The nervous energy was overwhelming.

1260
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:04,680
I've got piss.

1261
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,320
Woo.

1262
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,520
I've got drugs.

1263
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:07,240
I've got to go.

1264
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:09,000
What do you say?

1265
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,840
I got guns and he's got drugs.

1266
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,120
I've got pistols.

1267
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:13,320
I've got drugs.

1268
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:13,960
I've got to go.

1269
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:17,080
How's this guy not in jail?

1270
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,400
I may be in a good way if I can make the right move.

1271
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,360
Looks like a Mustang.

1272
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,360
But I'm still not thinking, you know,

1273
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:29,240
you can get your ass in trouble for doing this.

1274
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:30,680
Why not?

1275
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,840
I don't think I have any idea, you know,

1276
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:34,440
where I'm trying to get to right now.

1277
01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,040
I'm just trying to get away.

1278
01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:41,160
Many emotions going through my mind right there.

1279
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,080
Am I going to hit this van?

1280
01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:44,600
Am I going to hurt myself?

1281
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:45,320
Someone else?

1282
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:48,120
That feeling of, you know, whatever's going to happen

1283
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,080
as well as what's going to happen.

1284
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,120
I honestly don't know what I was thinking.

1285
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:55,880
Taft was driving the wrong way on the roadways.

1286
01:25:55,880 --> 01:25:58,040
He was doing U-turns in the middle of the intersections.

1287
01:25:58,680 --> 01:26:00,280
Why does every cop sound like that?

1288
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,680
If they're driving the wrong way and hit somebody head on,

1289
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:05,080
in the state of Oklahoma, that's first-degree murder.

1290
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:07,080
If he kills him?

1291
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,440
Not if he just hits him.

1292
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,680
When I first saw the helicopters,

1293
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:14,120
now I feel sick of my stomach.

1294
01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:17,160
So they hit me on my passenger side,

1295
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:18,760
which spins me the opposite way.

1296
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:20,840
He is not giving up.

1297
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:21,720
No, this is unbelievable.

1298
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:22,440
I'm determined to get away.

1299
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:24,280
Baller.

1300
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,960
Cars still running, why give up?

1301
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:28,040
Wow.

1302
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:29,160
I can't believe what's happening.

1303
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:30,600
So I continue.

1304
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:31,560
I just can't go anywhere.

1305
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,040
Oh, no, they got him.

1306
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:34,760
They got them.

1307
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,520
I'm just cops surrounding my car.

1308
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:37,320
Oh, no.

1309
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,120
Let's see.

1310
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:39,240
I can't.

1311
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,920
Live PD.

1312
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:43,560
They jerked me so hard they pulled me out of my shoes.

1313
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:46,840
Whatever it takes.

1314
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:49,080
Oh, America's dumbest criminals.

1315
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:49,640
We've got dogs.

1316
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:50,360
We've got radios.

1317
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,320
Have you seen that show?

1318
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:52,360
That was a funny show.

1319
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,840
World's wildest police videos.

1320
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:56,360
That's the show I used to watch.

1321
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:57,160
I've seen it.

1322
01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:59,160
That's the show I used to watch.

1323
01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:00,040
I never watched it.

1324
01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:02,120
They're fun.

1325
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:04,040
I mean, you're gonna get farting stuff now.

1326
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:07,960
Periture for static line jump from C17.

1327
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:13,880
Is this like why they all just go out at the same time?

1328
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,160
Yeah, they all get just pushed out.

1329
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:17,240
Well, they run out.

1330
01:27:17,240 --> 01:27:17,480
Right.

1331
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:18,920
But yeah.

1332
01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:21,400
They're just like in a line.

1333
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:22,600
We oh, wait, no, they're getting it.

1334
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:25,560
But they'll attach themselves to the line.

1335
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,560
Oh, they all go out to attach together?

1336
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:28,040
Yeah.

1337
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,040
Obviously, you're gonna see where the big hump is.

1338
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:31,400
That's where it's gonna happen.

1339
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:32,440
Yeah.

1340
01:27:32,440 --> 01:27:33,880
They all attach themselves to a rope line.

1341
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:35,480
Wow.

1342
01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:37,000
And they all exit through a door.

1343
01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:39,160
The back door doesn't open up?

1344
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,680
No, they go out through a door.

1345
01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:42,040
Oh.

1346
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,320
They're just holding on.

1347
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:46,280
They go, they go.

1348
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,280
It's like, I don't want to go.

1349
01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,040
Dad, mama, don't let me go.

1350
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,760
So they're all just going one by one.

1351
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:53,560
Okay, cool.

1352
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:54,920
Well, then you see them come out.

1353
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:55,400
Wee.

1354
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,040
Wee.

1355
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:59,320
Oh, two doors, two sides.

1356
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:03,480
Oh, that's like in those video games where you would see

1357
01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:05,880
like you had a paratrooper drop that launched them.

1358
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:06,440
That's how they.

1359
01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:08,440
That's cool.

1360
01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,480
That's how they teach you.

1361
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:11,800
Don't be a bitch.

1362
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:12,520
Get out the plane.

1363
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:13,000
Oh, dude.

1364
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,040
Oh my God.

1365
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:15,000
They're too close.

1366
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,200
Go back, go back, go back.

1367
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:17,160
They're too close together.

1368
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:18,200
They're all going to get tangled.

1369
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:22,200
Watch, watch like some dude hit some dudes.

1370
01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:25,000
Parachute and like does a twirl.

1371
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:27,640
I got right there.

1372
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,480
I saw that dude just that dude's free falling.

1373
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:31,160
Yeah, dude was free falling.

1374
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:32,760
They're going out way too fast.

1375
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:34,760
Why don't they, why don't they give them a little more

1376
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:38,360
space between that's too much?

1377
01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:42,920
It's crazy that you can break your leg doing this too.

1378
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:44,760
I just getting dragged.

1379
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:48,440
Yeah, people come in too fast, too hot.

1380
01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:48,920
Yeah.

1381
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:55,160
Yeah, if you come in too fast and too hot, you'll die.

1382
01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,320
I think to be a paratrooper too is you have to like hit your mark.

1383
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:04,680
But there was a time where that person hit that thing

1384
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,120
and then just probably could have died.

1385
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,640
That's crazy, dude.

1386
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:13,000
Why are you listening to Titanic?

1387
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:13,800
My heart will go on.

1388
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:17,560
I was watching a bunch of covers of different songs.

1389
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:20,840
And now I've got these recommended to you.

1390
01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:22,040
This chick is a good singer.

1391
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:22,760
What's her name?

1392
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:24,760
Benedetta Coretta.

1393
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,440
That sounds like a stage name.

1394
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:34,760
My voice sounds like that too.

1395
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:37,800
The end of the part where she goes like,

1396
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:38,600
hi, this is a banger.

1397
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:39,320
Check this out.

1398
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:41,880
At the end, we should take a break to get food.

1399
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:44,760
After this.

1400
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:48,360
After this, I have to make enchiladas later tonight.

1401
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:49,560
So I probably won't get something big.

1402
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:52,360
OK.

1403
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:11,480
Good voice.

1404
01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:13,480
Good voice.

1405
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:31,160
You're safe in my heart, baby.