1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,800 Best thing to ever happen to the internet. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,800 That's our podcast ladies and gentlemen. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,400 The best thing that's happened to the internet? 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,000 The best thing to ever happen to the internet. 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:08,800 Is us? 6 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:09,300 Yeah. 7 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,700 Yeah, we are the best things. 8 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:11,200 Yeah. 9 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,300 I think so. 10 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:12,800 Yeah. 11 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:19,500 I think, I think our, our, uh, you know. 12 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,500 I don't, tell me. 13 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:27,000 Our podcast is the best podcast and you should tell everybody about our podcast. 14 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 People like it. 15 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 The numbers are up. 16 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 The numbers are up. 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 The numbers are up. 18 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 The numbers are in everybody. 19 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 The numbers are in. 20 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,000 We, we have made it to, why is everything in a weird language? 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 I spilled water on this notebook. 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 What were you saying? 23 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,000 We're in a weird language. 24 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Why is everything in such a, like a, why is it such a weird language right now? 25 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 What language? 26 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Uh, like, I think it's an, is it air? 27 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Isn't it's Arabic? 28 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Everything's in Arabic. 29 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 How do you know if you can't read it? 30 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Like if you can't read, I'm not, I don't know everything is, everything is an air. 31 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Show me, show me, show me. 32 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Like everything is an Arabic. 33 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Everything is an Arabic. 34 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Look, I'm confused. 35 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Oh, the names are in Arabic and then you got another and Chinese. 36 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Maybe the names of the countries are in the local language. 37 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Maybe probably go to America. 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Let me go right here. 39 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,000 America. 40 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 I don't know what that hill that is. 41 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 So go to United Kingdom. 42 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Uh, United Kingdom. 43 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Yeah. 44 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 So it is in the language. 45 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Oh, it's in their land. 46 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Yeah. 47 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Fucking. 48 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I'm not. 49 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 I'm not being racist or anything. 50 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000 No, I was going to call you a retard, but then I paused, but I can't actually 51 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 prove myself. 52 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 We've made it retard. 53 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 We've made it to the Middle East is retard a bad word. 54 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Yes. 55 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Retard. 56 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 I didn't put anything on that. 57 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 I only put yellow, orange and the turquoise. 58 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 It's absolutely true. 59 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 He likes it. 60 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Oh, there's no winning. 61 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. 62 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Now everyone hug and share a secret. 63 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Wait, that's it. 64 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 That's how you giving me. 65 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I'll give you more. 66 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Dude, there's nothing on the board. 67 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 I know. 68 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 I accidentally clicked it, but didn't have another file to put on it. 69 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Best thing to ever happen to the Internet. 70 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Yeah. 71 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 We made it to this is where we made it. 72 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 People we made it to Mexico. 73 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Shout out to the Mexicos. 74 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Shout out to the Mexicos. 75 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Shout out to the Colombians. 76 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Shout out shout out to the Brazilians. 77 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Shout out. 78 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Oh, even in San Paulo. 79 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Shout out. 80 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 So Paulo, San Paulo. 81 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Yeah. 82 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 San Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo. 83 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Brazil Brazil. 84 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Is it? 85 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 It's the end of Brazil. 86 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 The numbers are in. 87 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Shout out shout out to the Canadians. 88 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 This is where we've this is where we're hitting shout out to the Americans. 89 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 We don't really care about the Americans. 90 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Why? 91 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Because we're American. 92 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Shout out to United Kingdom. 93 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 France. 94 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 We fucking run their shit. 95 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Dutch land. 96 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Dutch land. 97 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Dutch land. 98 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Dutch land. 99 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Dutch land. 100 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Dutch land. 101 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Berlin. 102 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Berlin. 103 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Dutch land. 104 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Berlin. 105 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 That's Germany. 106 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 What's Hamburg? 107 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Germany. 108 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Hamburg is in northern Germany. 109 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Russia. 110 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Yeah. 111 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Russia. 112 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 These are countries, Terry. 113 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 We're in Russia. 114 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 These are countries. 115 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 I don't know what the Middle East one is. 116 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Can you pull up a map? 117 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 No one. 118 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Show me. 119 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 I'll tell you. 120 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 No, just pull up a map. 121 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 I want to do it. 122 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 No, because I want to do it. 123 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Because I don't want to cheat. 124 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I want to see what this country is. 125 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Really? 126 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Yeah. 127 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Persia. 128 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Is it Persia? 129 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 No. 130 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I think that's a hint you fucking... 131 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Oh, Persia. 132 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Next to Persia? 133 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 No, no, no. 134 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 It is Persia. 135 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Wait, you just told me you said it was a hint. 136 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 It is a hint. 137 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 What country of people consider themselves Persians? 138 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Persians? 139 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 No, motherfucker. 140 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 It's Iran. 141 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Iran. 142 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 It's what you... 143 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:16,800 Iran. It's what you that fuck you. It's the area that used to be considered 144 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:21,080 Persia back in the fucking day. We're Japan. We're in Japan. I don't know what 145 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,880 this country is. New Zealand. We're in New Zealand. How do you know what those 146 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:30,640 countries look like? And we're in Singapore. How do you know? It says. 147 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:35,040 Because it reads in English. No, nothing's in English. It's in their own 148 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,840 language. Wait, Singapore doesn't have English? It does, I guess. What does New 149 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:44,960 Zealand have? It's raining. It's like raining hard car. Can you hear it? It's 150 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:50,880 dumping. Dude, open the window a little bit. It's dumping. Everybody, it's a rainy 151 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:57,280 day in the Washington area. It is dumping. It's dumping. Wait, wait, can you hear it? 152 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:01,040 I can hear it through my headphones. They can't hear it. Why don't you just put it 153 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:05,720 up to the window? Get them a little sneak peek of what's going on. Nothing's 154 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:10,880 happening. They can't hear it. They can't hear it. They can't hear it. Your shit is 155 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:14,040 not going up. They cannot hear it. 156 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:23,640 They can't fucking hear it. I like the sound of rain sometimes. You like the sound of 157 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:33,120 sun? There's no sound of sun. The dry bits. Damn, dude. The dry bits? The dry bits, 158 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:42,680 Ducky. The dry bits. So, what's going on? Not much, man. What's going on with you? 159 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:48,000 Just doing shit. Just doing shit. Getting ready to go to the beach. Beach, beach. 160 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:53,800 Let's go to the beach. Beach. Let's go in a way. Hey, hey, let's go gay. What? I don't 161 00:05:53,800 --> 00:06:00,320 want to be gay. Let's go gay. Hey, hey. Yo, imagine. I was having a conversation with 162 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:07,160 Imagine all the people. Imagine. I wonder if you can do it now. It's getting heavier. 163 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:15,240 Imagine all the people. That's John Lennon's song. Imagine. Isn't that the song that the 164 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:25,000 celebrities all sang you during covid? What? Imagine celebrities. No. Uh-huh. Is it? Yeah. 165 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,280 They did like during covid. Like they were like everybody stay home. We're all family. 166 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:34,160 We're all friends. That's not true. They did that during covid. They yeah. For years. 167 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:38,280 It was an ad. It was like a promotional thing that a bunch of celebrities did. How do you 168 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:43,360 promote covid? No, no. It was them all saying like saying you have to listen to the CDC 169 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:49,040 and stay home. I was like here. I was like, how do you promote covid? Yeah, here you go. 170 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,280 Can you can you get it as like a public service announcement to like basically tell everybody 171 00:06:53,280 --> 00:07:02,680 remember this? Yeah. There's no heaven. Oh, you need to turn it up. If you try. Well, 172 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:20,040 you're not wearing a mask. Imagine all the people. I forgot her name. Sarah Silverman. 173 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:32,120 I don't know who that is. It isn't hard to do. Wait, hold on. Can you pause this? Every 174 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,160 single one of them. I just want you to know this is four years ago when the pandemic was 175 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:40,120 that it's probably heyday. Yeah, they were. None of them are wearing a mask. Well, no, 176 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,320 because they're isolated. Terry, are they? Yeah, they're all outside. This was when they 177 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:47,760 were like, hey, you have to do what the government says. We agree with the government. This is 178 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,440 what March night. This was before all that shit, Terry. Oh, was it? This was like at 179 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,560 the beginning. This is about to be. Oh, this is about to be the heyday of it. 180 00:07:55,560 --> 00:08:20,840 And no religion to imagine all the people like some of them are like this is so. Why is it 181 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:30,080 not the only one? I hope someday you will join us. And do you think that you think the 182 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:38,400 acid of the sing all the whole song is so crunchy? Yeah, it is dumping now. I bet they 183 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:42,480 told them just saying a certain part. You think so? I just made them do. See if you 184 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:48,720 could put it up to the window. Yes, it's sick. The mic of the watching it pound against 185 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,360 my neighbors like patio. That's cool. All right, hold on. Open the window a little bit 186 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:57,960 more and then stick them. Fuck you. Give the people some ASMR. Give the people what they 187 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:05,480 want. No, they want to hard to get out there. They want it. Nobody wants this stupid stupid. 188 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:11,320 No. Oh, so Pedro, you remember this though? Yeah, I remember this. It was like celebrities 189 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:19,920 saying, look, we're staying home. You have to stay home. No need for food and hunger. 190 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:35,400 Brotherhood. Sharing all the world. Beautiful montage. They say that I'm a dreamer. But 191 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:42,400 I'm not the only one. Who are you? I hope some day. You're not smoking. Hello. We who 192 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:54,600 are you? And the world will be as one. I've lived. Did I had something in my add something 193 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:59,120 that I wanted to talk about like before all this? Oh, this is Rogan and cigar ripping 194 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:05,120 on that. We can talk and shit. Let's see what they say. The Joe Rogan experience. Did 195 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:18,120 you see that imagine song? There's no heaven. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, all those knuckleheads. 196 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:26,640 There's no heaven. This is not the time when everyone's Grammys dying. You fucking idiot. 197 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:31,720 There's this sense of this was like a couple days afterwards. I remember this episode when 198 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,520 they were shitting on them that they feel like they did something significant. She's 199 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:41,160 so happy gal. Good. Oh, whatever. Wonder woman. She's got this beautiful smile on her face 200 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:48,040 and so happy to sing that. Thank you. Just like, like she's seducing you. Yeah. I lost 201 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:54,760 my job at the meatpacking. But Gal Gadot saying imagine it's a terrible. Why are you even 202 00:10:54,760 --> 00:11:00,200 singing publicly? I didn't even pose, but I that's actually pretty true. Yeah, it's 203 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:05,680 like terrible. It's like get some like musical artists to do it. Not actors. Yeah, I just 204 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:11,880 lost my job. But Gal Gadot sang a song. Everything's fine. Everything's good. Everything's good. 205 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:16,680 Everything's good. Right. First of all, I tried to do that where I go and imagine I just 206 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:20,800 started laughing hysterically. So then I did one where I go, I want to connect with all 207 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:29,320 you guys. So let's just jerk off together. Not used to this hand. Just try to connect 208 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:34,280 with all our fans. But it's such a dumb move to I don't know. I can't believe how many 209 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,440 people I mean, I guess that she must have reached out to them. Send me a you singing 210 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:43,720 out loud. And they want to be like tight where they're like, sure, Wonder Woman. Sure, Wonder 211 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:54,560 Woman. Yeah, okay. I couldn't keep us. I tried to stay off. You know, you should do 212 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:59,520 like since since you're trying to do like a curated AI are every time that we do a new 213 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,520 trying failing. 214 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,520 Yeah. 215 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:12,920 Here's the thing. I am totally fine with generating absolute shit picture every week. 216 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:19,800 Do this on what we talk about. No doubt. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, yeah. But here, here, but 217 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:25,800 I don't want to have to go do the extra work of like making it into an MP3 and adding the 218 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:30,440 text on top of it and then sending it to you to be uploaded every week because I'm lazy 219 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,440 piece of shit. 220 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:37,520 You know what you can do is no, I do not tell me please. You can just have like a static 221 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:43,360 like there's no there's no audience like overlay on it and then you just slap it on there 222 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:50,880 every time. So you don't have to do that much work. It's not that hard. Like you didn't 223 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,640 all right. Fuck you. We're starting this week. I'll do it. I promise I'll do it. Okay. So 224 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,640 what's the prompt? 225 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:02,680 Well, the celebrities singing shitty songs. So what you need to do is rain. So the rain 226 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:07,680 rain celebrities. So at the end of it, like towards the end of it, we'll get like key 227 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,440 words that we'll do. We have to do it during because then it can it's fine. Like that's 228 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:17,680 fine. Fine. What we'll do is like that's fine. Fine. Fine. What we'll do is is that you just 229 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:24,960 pick keywords throughout the whole like episode. So like right now we have rain, COVID celebrities 230 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:38,560 imagine you see what I'm saying rain. Yep. Pounding. No, pounding rain. No. Celebrity 231 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:45,920 COVID. It's not going to work. It's going to give me a little spike protein ball. A little 232 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:51,320 imaginary little spiky ball. So spike balls. All right, hold on. I want to it's a new thing 233 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:57,280 we're doing. So don't get confused. We're still there's no audience. Just just just the title 234 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:02,800 that's what I'm saying. The title on the album art is always going to say the same thing. 235 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,280 Yeah, but it's going to change. There's not going to be any confusion. We should get 236 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:12,760 it. You see I'm saying they just read. Yeah. Yeah. Podcasts. That's a title right there. 237 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:20,160 You just read. You just read. You just read. Oh shit. That's good, dude. Yeah. In the podcast 238 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:26,880 title also will still say there's no audience. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But some people can't read 239 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:34,720 enhanced I message experience for episodes. Whoa. That's new. Did you see I didn't see 240 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:42,200 that. But did you see any of the of that of the new iOS AI bullshit they announced? We 241 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:46,560 can go. We can do a brief thing. Okay. I literally don't know anything about it. I know it's 242 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:53,200 me neither. I didn't even watch it. I just heard about it. Yeah. All I know is that they 243 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,480 everybody was like speculating that this is going to be like the biggest, you know, it's 244 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:02,640 going to be an AI that Apple made. But then it's just them syncing and linking up with 245 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:09,080 chat GPT. That's it. Oh, is it? Yeah. They have like a thought it was their own. I think 246 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:14,680 it's a contract, but it's like. Oh, that's not sure. Let me hold on. Open AI is a creepy 247 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:21,640 company who like chat GPT. Yeah. I thought it was their own AI and it's not AI. It's 248 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:26,760 not actually artificial intelligence, but I thought it was their own thing. Yeah. Open 249 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:33,080 AI and chat GPT are creepy because they hire like X NSA chiefs to be on their board. That's 250 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:40,840 like creepy surveillance. Is is Apple is stuffing open AI is jet GPT in into a wide range of 251 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:46,600 products and platforms, including Siri smart assistant. So yeah, they are using chat GPT's 252 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:53,760 Oh, I didn't realize that's sketchy. Yep. Did Apple partner with open AI? Apple announced 253 00:15:53,760 --> 00:16:00,480 artificial intelligence partnership with open AI. Sign me up for not enabling that. 254 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:10,200 Fuck. But here's the thing is, is that it can only be used on. Right now, you can only 255 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:19,440 use that on the 15 and the 16 when it comes out. Oh, the anything older than a phone that's 256 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:26,400 the 15 is not going to support it. Well, you'll get you'll get iOS 18, but you won't get those 257 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:34,080 features, the features of the which is really stupid to be nonetheless, because it's just 258 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,600 a software thing. It's just why are you crippling? It's just what they always do, Terry. It's 259 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,720 all just they're they're normal scan. They do every year. It's like, Hey, normal scan 260 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:48,360 to get you to buy the newest phone. That's not all it is. Yes, correct. But I think depending 261 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:59,240 on how the 16 looks, I might get it just because of a friend of mine has the the 15 and it 262 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:08,880 has that titanium like outer and it's more it feels more smooth. Yeah, I felt it. Yeah, 263 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,640 it's nice. Like where this is like kind of because it's stainless steel. So it's kind 264 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:22,200 of like, you know, I'm saying I don't smudge it. It's like, you know, it's nasty. You know, 265 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:26,400 sometimes it's like my, you know, you get a more glossy. Yeah, the ones are mad. Yeah, 266 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,520 the ones are kind of like a really nice texture. And so I might I might do that. And plus I 267 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:36,920 want to I want a bigger phone anyways. If I buy a new phone, it's not I'm not getting 268 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:40,840 the pro anymore. You're just going to get the base model. Yeah, because I've come to 269 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:47,720 the conclusion that like the only thing that the is it called pro? Yeah. Yeah. So the pro 270 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:52,520 model, the only thing it has really is like an extra camera lens. But like most of the 271 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,080 processors now is like the same and everything's the same. Yeah. And I've come to realize that 272 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:01,240 I don't actually take from any pictures of my phone. I do. So like I for me getting the 273 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:11,400 pro and fine and the how much it weighs. My mom got a 14 or 15 the regular version nonpro. 274 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:16,200 It's like so much lighter. Yeah. And I kind of like because it's plastic. No, it's aluminum. 275 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,120 No, it's it's wait. What is that guy? What's not plastic? No, no, no, what does he say? 276 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:24,160 Jerry, whatever the fuck his name is Jerry. No, no, that one guy. I think I think it's 277 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:30,440 broken. What thing it's not working. Oh, your artificial intelligent thing. I think I need 278 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:37,480 to close I need to kill it and restart it. Probably a good thing. No, is his name Ives 279 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:42,280 Jerry Ives. What's his name? Johnny Ives Johnny Ives. A little guy who used to be the designing 280 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:48,840 guy. Yeah. But how aluminum? No, he would say like, no, in there. Can you go to one 281 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:55,800 of their restarting this? Sorry, what? Go to one of the Johnny Ives presentations. Yeah. 282 00:18:55,800 --> 00:19:01,880 But he always used the word like instead of using the word plastic, he would say polycarbonate 283 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:07,880 like polycarbonate. Yeah. Frame because plastic just sounds cheap. Yeah. Carbonate sounds 284 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:12,720 fancy. Yeah. Polycarbonate sounds the same thing. Yeah. Johnny. I think that's how you 285 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:18,200 say it. I don't know. You're Johnny Ive. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. I've 286 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:24,400 I've Johnny Ive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Polycarbonate. Yeah. Polycarbonate. Like that. He would just 287 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:31,000 say it's just like the best thing in the world. Yeah. Simplicity. Let's see if it's on here. 288 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:39,880 I think there is a profound. Terry fucking loves this. I love it so much. And enjoy profound 289 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:45,320 and enjoyable. What is Johnny Ive do now? He has some other company that he said does 290 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,280 it's like a design company. It's okay. I got you. All right. Shut up. We'll be listening. 291 00:19:49,280 --> 00:20:00,360 I think there is a profound and enduring beauty in simplicity in and enduring beauty and simplicity. 292 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:07,040 I don't know if we're going to get it, but clarity might have the efficiency. True simplicity 293 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:14,120 is polycarbonate is derived from polycarbonate. So much more polycarbonate than just the absence 294 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:21,200 of the top comment is imagine trying to have a conversation with this guy. 295 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:32,120 Oh, that's a renormation. It's a line something order to complexity. Wait, wasn't it like, 296 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:36,720 oh wait, the simplicity was the slide to unlock thing. Wait, wait, wait. Can you go back to 297 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:44,400 that? I think there is a complexity. Yeah, it's just swipe up. It's the home button. 298 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:49,120 Just anyways, go down. Scroll down. I just want to go to the comments. There's one. I 299 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,400 want to find the polycarbonate. Is there some kind of weird trending algorithm YouTube 300 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:59,160 is not is telling us you Johnny car saying polycarbonate. That's what you want. Right? 301 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:09,600 Yeah. Yeah. Polycarbonate Apple announced that on the 27th of June, 2019 that I would 302 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:17,600 depart the company stating that he would start an independent firm named Love Form. Cool. 303 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:23,920 Love form. Love form. What the fuck? Johnny I've says iPhone over and over again. Yeah. 304 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:32,160 I found this iPhone. Your iPhone. iPhone. I really want the phone. I can't hear the 305 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:47,800 little moon. Oh, that's fine. Oh, because it's so funny. All right. Aluminium is naturally 306 00:21:47,800 --> 00:22:06,080 strong and lightweight. Raw aluminum of exceptional purity is first heated to a molten state. 307 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:32,640 We believe this aluminum alloy. Oh, God. Oh, you're right there. Aluminium hinge. Oh, 308 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:44,320 oh, oh, oh, oh, what is McRae doing this? Unibody enclosure. Solid piece of aluminum. 309 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:57,960 Yes. High grade aluminum. Yes. Solid slab of aluminum. Yes. Aluminium. Yes. Yes. Oh, 310 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:11,840 God. That was great. I didn't expect that. I think when they introduce, she's having 311 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:20,560 that goes apple again, putting the eye in a random places. That's funny. How do Americans 312 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:32,000 pronounce titanium titanium titanium titanium. Those here after knowing the fact that he left 313 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:45,840 apple. If you say aluminum, you also have to say titum. Your arm. He'll him. Your aluminum. 314 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:56,040 I don't think it's when he introduces like the product, the profound, the s e or something 315 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:09,120 like that. Profound. Profound. Profound. Profound. Oh my God. Is it a loop? It is. Profound. Oh 316 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:18,320 my God. It's just a loop. I think it's just when he. I don't know, dude. I don't think 317 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:23,640 it's going to be a discoverable based on the title. No, I mean, no, probably not. It's 318 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,760 like going to be buried in something else. It's going to be buried in one of his like 319 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:33,760 iPhone when he introduces the iPhone when he introduces the like the shit phones back 320 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:43,400 in the day. Like the iPhone eight or something, but not the metal version, the basic version 321 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:55,600 or because he made a he may he this polycarbonate or that do you think he'll say it in the actual 322 00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:04,960 ad. Here's this. There's the Johnny Ives harmonious design. Maybe I like how we're deep diving. 323 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:12,040 I'm trying to say polycarbonate. You brought it up. I know. Sneak peek. We have always 324 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:19,120 thought of design as being so much more than just the way something looks. It's the way 325 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:26,600 it feels. It's the whole thing. It's the whole thing, dog. The way something actually works 326 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:36,920 on so many different levels. It feels. It's it. Oh, design. Oh, click into a baby. So 327 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:55,360 much of our experience. Oh, this is I think there is a profound and enduring beauty and 328 00:25:55,360 --> 00:26:05,240 during simplicity in clarity in efficiency. True. Stop this shit. Do you think this guy 329 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:12,240 just randomly started saying random shit and try to put it all together? Well, this guy 330 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:20,120 is the Ives. I think he's a genuine genius. The dude literally designed the most successful 331 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:25,360 lineup of electronic products of any company in the history of the world. That's true. 332 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:31,920 So you got to give the man his props. Clearly he's like no shit. That's true. I give you 333 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:37,520 that. I give you that. I mean, he did his name, but you will almost certainly have come 334 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:43,000 across Jonathan Ives work from trendy offices to sex and the city. His designs are everywhere. 335 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,240 They're cutting edge sought after must haves. And it's great. 336 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:54,800 Spensive and highly comfortable digital music machine. The iPod has an expanding cult following 337 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:59,440 selling at the rate of 200,000 a month. Like everything else from Apple recently. It was 338 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:05,640 designed by a team led by gifted young Englishman that some regard as the company's saviour. 339 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,360 Incredible. I think it's sort of thrill and satisfaction seeing, you know, when you're 340 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:14,760 on the plane, you know, seeing somebody with those sort of telltale white headphones going 341 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:20,560 up from their iPod or using a power book. And it's great. 342 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,960 Jonathan Ives was born in London 37 years ago. 343 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,960 He's not going to say it. 344 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,960 My preference for us was, was... 345 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,960 We're fucked, Terry. 346 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,960 Yeah, we're fucked. 347 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:28,960 It sucks. 348 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,960 I'm done with it. 349 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:35,600 It's insane. It's literally insane. 350 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,800 That's too bad. I really wanted that. 351 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,880 I really wanted to hear the polycarbonate because... 352 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,440 You really get off on that, huh? 353 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,040 Dude, I just thought I was really stupid. 354 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,840 What was the polycarbonate iPhone? That's what we need to look for. 355 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,600 That's what you need to look for. 356 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:55,520 A plastic iPhone. 357 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,520 Was there? 358 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,520 Yeah. 359 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:03,080 A plastic iPhone. iPhone 5. 360 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,080 iPhone 5. iPhone 5C. Look at that. 361 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,080 Yeah. 362 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,080 iPhone 5C. 363 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,080 iPhone 5C. 364 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080 I had iPhone 5. It was metal. 365 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,520 iPhone 5C. Johnny, I have iPhone 5C. Well, I think... 366 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,520 Oh, fuck. 367 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,520 Johnny E. 368 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520 Oh, yeah. This is it. 369 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,520 This one? 370 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,520 That's an hour long. 371 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,520 No, but this is the... 372 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,520 Plastic perfected. 373 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,520 Yeah. This is it. 374 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,520 Yeah. 375 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,520 Yeah. 376 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,520 Yeah. 377 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,520 This is it. 378 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,520 Wait. 379 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,520 Yeah. 380 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,520 It was like the first one that they made all these cool colors for. 381 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,520 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 382 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,520 All right. Here we go. 383 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520 Here we go. 384 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,520 Here we go. 385 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:40,520 Oh, look at that polycarbonate melted. 386 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,520 Ooh! 387 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,520 Yeah! 388 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,520 Uh! 389 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,520 Uh! 390 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,520 Yeah. 391 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,520 Uh! 392 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,520 Uh! 393 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,520 Uh! 394 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,520 Uh! 395 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,520 He's not going to say it. 396 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,520 No, because it's not the actual... 397 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,520 It's the keynote. 398 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:53,520 That's what we're trying to look for. 399 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,520 I remember this one. 400 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,520 I remember that. 401 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,520 That's... 402 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,520 Yeah. 403 00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,520 You'd have to f... 404 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,520 Because this is an actual... 405 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,520 It's when... 406 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,520 It was a keynote. 407 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,520 That's what you want to look for. 408 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,520 No, this. 409 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,520 No, because... 410 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,520 He's going to talk. 411 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,520 The iPhone 5C... 412 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,520 Yeah. 413 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,520 Yes. 414 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,520 ...is in many ways the distillation... 415 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,520 Yes. 416 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,520 ...for people who love about the iPhone 5. 417 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,520 Yes. 418 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,520 It's simpler, more essential, yet it's more capable to... 419 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:24,520 He's just saying words. 420 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,520 That's what I'm saying, bro! 421 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:28,520 He goes... 422 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,520 He goes... 423 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:35,520 In simpler, more capable, and certainly more colorful. 424 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,520 You're just saying obvious things. 425 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,520 The thing I'm saying... 426 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,520 ...is an experience. 427 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:45,520 An experience that's defined by hardware and software working harmoniously together. 428 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:52,520 We continue to refine that experience, dramatically blurring the boundaries between the two, 429 00:29:52,520 --> 00:30:01,520 making it more powerful, more intuitive, and ultimately more useful. 430 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:06,520 iPhone 5C is beautifully unapologetically plastic. 431 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520 He said plastic! 432 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520 It's coming. 433 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520 I want to start. 434 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:16,520 He is beautifully unapologetically plastic. 435 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,520 Multiple parts have been reduced to a single polycarbonate component. 436 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,520 There it is! 437 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,520 There it is, baby! 438 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,520 ...to a single polycarbonate component. 439 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,520 Polycarbonate component! 440 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,520 He's continuous. 441 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:35,520 A single polycarbonate component whose surface is continuous and seamless. 442 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:46,520 I think that designs with a real coherence are the result of developing form material. 443 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,520 I wonder how much of 5C costs that. 444 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520 Well, you can't find out. 445 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,520 Now, you're talking about back in the day. 446 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,520 Yeah, I can probably find it. 447 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,520 Forming, and in many ways defining the other, creating a signal. 448 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520 This is fun. 449 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520 It came out in 2000. 450 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,520 That's a beautiful design. 451 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 Oh my God. 452 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,520 It's coming. 453 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:09,520 It's going to tell you in there. 454 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,520 But guess, for an iPhone 5C back in 2023. 455 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,520 2029. 456 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,520 2029. 457 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,520 2013, sorry. 458 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,520 2099. 459 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,520 No. 460 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,520 More or less. 461 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,520 Less. 462 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,520 Oh. 463 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,520 It was like a hundred bucks or 200 bucks? 464 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,520 Like 99 or 99? 465 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,520 It's both. 466 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,520 It's both. 467 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,520 Yeah. 468 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,520 It's a hundred dollars. 469 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,520 God damn. 470 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,520 16 gigs and $200. 471 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:43,720 That's a crazy example of how much inflation, but also how much more fancy they make phones 472 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,720 now. 473 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,520 Cause like if you made a plastic phone today like that, it would be pretty cheap. 474 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,520 He's going to say it again. 475 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,520 You ready? 476 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,520 Ready? 477 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,520 I'm hearing it. 478 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,520 Piece of polycarbonate. 479 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,520 Oh, fuck me. 480 00:31:54,520 --> 00:32:00,520 It starts with a single piece of polycarbonate. 481 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:08,120 Into which we install a steel reinforced frame, creating a bespoke assembly that doubles as 482 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,120 an antenna. 483 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,120 Oh. 484 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,000 We then add the rear plate. 485 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,880 We then machine holes for the buttons, ensuring perfect- 486 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,520 Oh, perfect holes. 487 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,120 Dude, I love watching a C and T machine. 488 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:26,520 Then the entire assembly goes through multiple finishing processes, including a clear lacquer 489 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:31,880 that creates a durable and incredibly glossy surface. 490 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,520 This whole process culminates in an extraordinarily rigid structure. 491 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,520 I love rigid structures. 492 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,520 Solid, dense feel. 493 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,520 Oh, dense. 494 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,520 That you would not expect. 495 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,520 Not expect. 496 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,520 A product. 497 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,120 From the beginning, we wanted to design cases as- 498 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120 Oh, fuck you. 499 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,520 You want to see the picture, Terry? 500 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:54,120 Dude, you can- Celebrity with COVID sitting outside in the pouring rain. 501 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,120 Ready? 502 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,120 Yeah. 503 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,020 Dude, you can buy an iPhone. 504 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,020 You can buy a five C. 505 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,020 I'm going to use this picture. 506 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,020 $45. 507 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:09,320 I don't see the COVID, but- Look at that nose. 508 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320 It's actually pretty good. 509 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,280 I see all, I see four fingers. 510 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,600 This one's a little bit long, but like it's actually relatively, for a small little picture 511 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,600 on a podcast app. 512 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,600 At first, I thought this was like a cigarette, but I'm not sure what it is. 513 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:33,560 I don't see the COVID, but- You can buy a polycarbonate phone for like $9. 514 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,560 Are you using that? 515 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,560 Are you going to put more words in there? 516 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,560 I'm going to save it. 517 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:39,560 Why? 518 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,560 Just in case I want to use it. 519 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,560 What do you mean? 520 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,560 Okay, okay. 521 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,560 The fuck is wrong with you? 522 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,560 The fuck is wrong with me? 523 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,800 The fuck you is? 524 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,800 The fuck you ain't. 525 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,800 All right, what? 526 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,800 Now, polycarbonate? 527 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,800 Yeah, polycarbonate. 528 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,080 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 529 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080 I know. 530 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,080 No, no, no, no, no. 531 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,560 Just add more. 532 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,560 Just keep adding to it. 533 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:03,560 Holding a polycarbonate phone. 534 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,560 Yeah? 535 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,560 Yeah. 536 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,560 Woo! 537 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,560 We hot. 538 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:12,560 But have you heard some- I'm done. 539 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,080 You're gist up, huh? 540 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,520 It's absolutely true. 541 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:22,200 Fuck yeah. 542 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,520 I'm all jet. 543 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,520 Best thing to ever happen to the internet. 544 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,000 Is that the iPhone? 545 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,440 Yeah, this is the best thing that- 546 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,440 Best thing to ever happen to the internet. 547 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,440 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 548 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,440 I'll tell you when. 549 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,440 It starts with a single piece of polycarbonate. 550 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,440 Best thing to ever happen to the internet. 551 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,440 All right, that's a wrap. 552 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,440 Absolutely true. 553 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440 It's absolutely true. 554 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440 It's absolutely true. 555 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440 Fuck yeah. 556 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440 Polycarbonate. 557 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440 Polycarbonate. 558 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,000 Polycarbonate. 559 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000 So what's the AI? 560 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,560 Are we done with AI? 561 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:57,800 We were just talking about the keynote from the new, what iPhone 18 is having. 562 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,120 Did you see- I didn't watch any of it. 563 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:06,920 Did you see any of the pictures of some of the features that the new version of the operating 564 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,040 system is going to have? 565 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,760 I saw a couple screenshots that were really promising and had features that looked like 566 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,560 I would really want to use them just in terms of customization and things. 567 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,160 Let me try to find some and show you. 568 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,360 I'm trying to find- 569 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,360 iOS 18? 570 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,360 Yeah. 571 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,360 New features. 572 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,600 Oh, let's just play a video. 573 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,120 You can just do a run thing and then we can start about it. 574 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,720 iOS 18 features. 575 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,640 That is the new one, isn't it? 576 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,640 15? 577 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,640 18. 578 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,640 Yeah, iOS 18. 579 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,000 Oh, yeah, look, you can do all this shit. 580 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 581 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Yeah, iOS 18. 582 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,240 First, let's talk about a set of features that give you exciting new ways to personalize 583 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,240 your eyes. 584 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,240 I love Craig Federighi. 585 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,240 Fageroni. 586 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,240 Fageroni? 587 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,240 But look at this. 588 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,560 It's visually pleasing to me. 589 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,880 Not Craig, the fucking feature. 590 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880 But Craig too. 591 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,880 Shout out to Craig. 592 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,880 Shout out to Craig. 593 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,880 Yeah, good Craig. 594 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,320 Customize your home screen with your favorite wallpaper, apps, and widgets. 595 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,320 Okay. 596 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:17,320 Now, exclusively on iPhone, you can use your own wallpapers. 597 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,480 Customity, shine through. 598 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,920 And now your app icons and widgets can add even more. 599 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,920 What? 600 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,920 Let me show you. 601 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,920 Yeah, show me. 602 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,920 Show me when you pull out your back pocket. 603 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,120 I've wanted this feature forever. 604 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,120 Okay. 605 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,440 Where you could like change the color of actual app icons to not be the default. 606 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,600 Yeah, watch, watch, watch. 607 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,680 I love as my wallpaper. 608 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,440 And now I can continue to enjoy it when I unlock my iPhone because I can't reach my 609 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,680 app widgets to frame it perfectly. 610 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,720 You'll get its home screen. 611 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:46,720 Like your basic as bitch. 612 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,480 Your basic bitch, bro. 613 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,720 I can select them all and easily place them along the bottom. 614 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:53,720 Right about. 615 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:56,400 Oh, it's where you can move them anywhere on the screen. 616 00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:01,480 Or even off to the side and check this out. 617 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,480 We have an awesome. 618 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,800 Check this out, brother. 619 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,160 For app icons, when we go into dark mode, I'm just going to go in dark mode. 620 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,720 I wanted dark mode on home screens forever because I obviously have dark mode always set 621 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,560 on, but I've never been able to have it like just on the apps. 622 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,560 Isn't that cool? 623 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,560 Now. 624 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,560 Isn't that cool? 625 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,720 Black to white or white to black. 626 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,920 This new dark look. 627 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,600 They're even more new way. 628 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,600 What's that, brother? 629 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600 What's that? 630 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,600 Tell me more. 631 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600 Tell me more, Greg. 632 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,000 I can bring up a new customization sheet. 633 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 What's that? 634 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,720 Now I can tint them all with color. 635 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:40,920 I want a tint color that compliments my wallpaper. 636 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:41,920 Yeah. 637 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,840 Compliments like black and white or black and yellow at sick. 638 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,160 Any other color I want. 639 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160 I'm jitty. 640 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,160 I'm all jitty. 641 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,160 I'm all jazzed up about it. 642 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,640 It's I'm all just I'm all jizzed up about it. 643 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,640 Apple. 644 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,200 This is the funniest thing I have to say about Apple. 645 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,360 We all know, but we're going to say this anyway. 646 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,760 It's like. 647 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,600 People that have Android and stuff like she is everybody up. 648 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,440 I'm all just say. 649 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,440 It's absolutely true. 650 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440 Yeah. 651 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,440 Go ahead. 652 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,440 My new favorite ones. 653 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,440 Oh, there's no winning. 654 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,440 We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. 655 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,960 Now everyone hug and share a secret. 656 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,840 I'll get more. 657 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840 I know you love it. 658 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,840 I love it. 659 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,840 I love the new button. 660 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,080 I sometimes I'm really lazy and don't do new shit, but I always forget that how much 661 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,360 of joy it brings you makes me feel happy when I do it. 662 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,360 Yes. 663 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,360 All right. 664 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,360 What we're going to say? 665 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,360 What is it about? 666 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,280 It is like this is this. 667 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:45,040 There's apps that already do this for for the apps to make them like dark or different 668 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,240 colors already. 669 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:51,480 But this is just like like Apple's like, we've made this real. 670 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,640 It's like a decade ago for you. 671 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,840 It's been around for a decade or more like it's been a while for a while. 672 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,840 It's been around for a while. 673 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,840 They're done. 674 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,840 All right. 675 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,720 You can adjust the color. 676 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,720 Shut up. 677 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,760 Shut up to you. 678 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,760 Biscuit. 679 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:12,200 Now they really pop. 680 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,960 It's so easy to create just the right look. 681 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,960 Yeah, it is. 682 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,640 Craig, you prefer the classic look or want to go dark. 683 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,720 I'm going dark with color. 684 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,720 That one. 685 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,720 That doesn't look sick. 686 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:23,720 Yeah. 687 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:24,720 I'm low. 688 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,200 Yeah, I'm going dark. 689 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,240 There are so many possibilities. 690 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,480 Truly your own. 691 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:35,440 We're also bringing new levels of customization and capability to control. 692 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,160 This is fucking get my, you know, get my dick dick. 693 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,160 Get my dick dick. 694 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,160 I do believe. 695 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,160 No, no, no, no. 696 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,160 Shut it. 697 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,160 What that thing do? 698 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,160 Yeah, here we go. 699 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,160 Shut it. 700 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,160 What that thing do? 701 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,160 I'll show you. 702 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,160 Shut it. 703 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,160 What that thing do? 704 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,160 Can you access many of the things you do every day even faster? 705 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,160 Let's take a look. 706 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,160 It's absolutely true. 707 00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:00,000 When I swipe from the top right corner, I can see control center. 708 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000 All my can. 709 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,360 Hey, can we, you can push the button. 710 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,360 Just can you wait? 711 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,760 Oh yeah. 712 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,000 Trolls organized in one place. 713 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,520 And now control center isn't limited to just the controls you see here. 714 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520 Whoa. 715 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,200 Send it to me. 716 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,280 I can swipe to multiple new groups of controls. 717 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,600 What for media playback? 718 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,600 Wow. 719 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,240 How beautiful this looks. 720 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:25,200 Here are my home controls. 721 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,240 It's so useful to have everything arranged for me like this. 722 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,600 It's arranged for you. 723 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,120 Let me close the garage. 724 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,120 Wait. 725 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,120 Hold on. 726 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,120 Hold on, bro. 727 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:41,240 Let me close the garage. 728 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:47,560 You know what would have been really cool if garage, if the garage. 729 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,720 These are the pictures I saw and she's like, that looks sick. 730 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,920 Wait, why don't we just go into the tech and see where the new. 731 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,920 So the tech. 732 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:54,920 Yeah. 733 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920 Yeah. 734 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,920 See what they got. 735 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,040 They packed with a ton of huge upgrades. 736 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,320 Some of which were leaked and some of which that weren't. 737 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,560 And out of literally hundreds of changes, there are 10 specific ones that I'm looking 738 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,440 forward to the most. 739 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,720 Just like how I'm looking forward to later today, when we'll be launching our beautiful 740 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,600 serene summer wallpaper spec by Hannah. 741 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,160 If you're looking for some perfect hand-drawn wallpapers for the summer season. 742 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,160 This is an ad. 743 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,160 We've got a native ad. 744 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,240 It's a native ad for him. 745 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,920 It's a 10 beautiful, simple and pastel design. 746 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:33,280 Simply the iOS 18 feature is actually something very simple that I don't get how Apple took 747 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,880 this long to implement. 748 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,440 Well, hold on. 749 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,560 We all don't know why I took up this log. 750 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,680 Reassigning the lock screen toggles. 751 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:48,120 Apple first introduced this with iOS 11 back in 2017. 752 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,400 And I've been complaining about this for years. 753 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,560 Now I wasn't a fan of having that camera toggle there as number one, it is slower than just 754 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,680 swiping to the left and the flashlight. 755 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:01,880 And number two, I introduced the action button that I was using myself to launch the camera 756 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,000 anyways. 757 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,560 So I need three ways of launching a camera from the lock screen. 758 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:12,560 Well that's now as you can literally have any toggle that you want on the home screen. 759 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:20,680 Which one? 760 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,840 You have the toggle button. 761 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,240 This dude's not lying everybody. 762 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,240 This dude's. 763 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,240 Yeah. 764 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,640 You swipe and you get it as well. 765 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,840 It just doesn't make sense. 766 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:35,360 Oh, you can change these however you see fit. 767 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,960 Then a number nine, this is a fairly small change, but I do quite love it. 768 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,680 You can now customize the summary tab and the activity app on the iPhone and have pretty 769 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,000 much any layout that you wish with whatever info. 770 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 That's pretty cool. 771 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Okay. 772 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:56,480 The set widget to the activity app and the summary page and low on my list and that's 773 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,640 because I don't care about Siri. 774 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:10,920 So that's the ability to now use satellite SOS for sending normal messages to your friends 775 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,920 too. 776 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,720 So if you're on a hike and you've literally got no signal, but you want to make your family 777 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:18,880 and friends know that you're safe and everything is going well, you'll be able to send them 778 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,880 a message now. 779 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,880 Is it free? 780 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,320 It doesn't even have to be vital. 781 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,320 Hold on. 782 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,520 Because normally a sat phone plan is kind of expensive. 783 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,960 I would have said that they would just charge here. 784 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,840 I message this simply as it's okay. 785 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,600 Back in two years to be sent later, which I absolutely love. 786 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:43,200 And you also get far more text effects than ever before, which are now word based or then 787 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,200 sentence based. 788 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,240 It's like a, it's like back in the day where it's like, you're going to die if you don't 789 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:53,240 have an iPhone 14, which brings me to my top five feature, which is male categories. 790 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:56,400 Now some of you, this may see this is bad video. 791 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:02,880 But by the best part is something called controls gallery, where you can easily add collections 792 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,920 without going into settings. 793 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,600 And developers can also create templates for the controls gallery. 794 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:13,040 And all of these can be picked as toggles for the action button. 795 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,880 If you've got an iPhone 15 pro, that action button even more powerful this way. 796 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,120 Now as for my top three change, we've got customizable icons. 797 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,120 Okay. 798 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,120 We already know about this. 799 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:28,080 And I've seen this before, although I do think that we, what's quite surprising to me is 800 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:32,920 that if you use dark mode, you can now enable dark mode for your icons as well. 801 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,920 It means that now is the perfect time to start getting into. 802 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:43,280 This is a public service announcement to anyone who develops any software or anything. 803 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:49,680 If you don't include dark mode as standard in your product from day one, you are an insane 804 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,680 person. 805 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,680 True that. 806 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,800 And I might argue that the default should be dark mode and that light mode should be 807 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,200 the choice, but I'll let that go. 808 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,200 Yeah. 809 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,200 And the public service announcement. 810 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,200 Yes. 811 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200 Look at it. 812 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,200 Well, yes. 813 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,200 Okay. 814 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,200 Customization ads, wink, wink wallpapers. 815 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,200 I think you guys are after the wallpapers. 816 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,200 He's going back to his wallpapers. 817 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,920 Of the latest wallpapers in our app. 818 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,920 Okay. 819 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:20,320 And number two, I've got the new customizable home screen, which yes, also got the before 820 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:25,920 and yes, Apple's implementation is better than in the leaks because unlike the leaks, 821 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,480 which run very clear on how these empty spaces would be created as they were referring to 822 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,920 the possibility of having to create some blank spaces in iOS 18, you can just place them 823 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,240 anywhere you want in a natural way, which means that if you've got a wallpaper with 824 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:44,000 a pet like our puppy paradise back right here, you can just have your icons placed around 825 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,760 it and then keep the middle of the screen empty to be able to see your wallpaper. 826 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,520 I thought you could do it. 827 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,640 No, you can't do that because it's just static. 828 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640 It's just like it's in a row. 829 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,480 Is that a weird thing to care about though? 830 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,440 Not blocking your wallpaper? 831 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,940 Some people think it is. 832 00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:01,440 I think it's weird to do this. 833 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:06,960 I like how he has a, he has a hashtag team pixel water bottle right there next to his 834 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,360 iPhone and its entirety. 835 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,160 And I feel like especially since we've now got custom icons and we can place our apps 836 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:17,000 anywhere we want, iOS is the closest it's ever been to Android. 837 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Woo. 838 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 I think that's a bad thing. 839 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Let me know if you. 840 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,040 Isn't that just the natural trend of Apple? 841 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:28,840 It's like you go from something that's just vanilla as fuck and then over the course of 842 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,920 years and decades, it's like all Apple's doing is like starting at vanilla and just slowly 843 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,600 getting the chocolate. 844 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:40,840 It's like the, it's like the picture of the guy just slowly transforming into a different 845 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,840 person. 846 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,800 It's like Apple just slowly transforms and then at the end it's just a picture of Android. 847 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,680 That's what this is, which brings me to my top feature. 848 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,680 Yes. 849 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,680 I'm excited for the most. 850 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,680 That is Apple. 851 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,680 Fuck off. 852 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,120 Obviously you knew that was coming to that. 853 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,120 You knew that was going to come to that. 854 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,200 Anyway, I was excited about some of the visual things. 855 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,200 You knew. 856 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,920 Cause I like to have like not all bright shit. 857 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:05,920 You knew. 858 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,160 You know what I mean? 859 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,160 Huh? 860 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,160 Shout out to me. 861 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,160 Shout out to you. 862 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:19,240 Did you hear about the FIA lowering the age limit? 863 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:23,840 So now we're going to get Kimmy Antonelli. 864 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,840 What's his full name? 865 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,840 Kimmy Antonelli. 866 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,840 No, it's full. 867 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,840 It's full name. 868 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:28,840 His first name. 869 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,840 Kimmy Antonello. 870 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,840 No, it's not Kimmy. 871 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,840 Kimmy is a nickname. 872 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,840 Antonello. 873 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,840 Kimmy. 874 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,680 I don't know the name. 875 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,560 It's like long and hard to say or something. 876 00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,560 No shit. 877 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,560 So they just call him Kimmy. 878 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,800 Fuck. 879 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,680 But he's going to be writing with McLaren or Mercedes next year. 880 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,680 With McLaren. 881 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,680 Andre Kimmy Antonelli. 882 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,680 What's his name? 883 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,680 I just read it. 884 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,480 Mercedes youngster, youngster Andre Kimmy Antonelli's. 885 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,480 Andre. 886 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,480 Andre. 887 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,480 Andre. 888 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,480 Andre. 889 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,480 Andre Kimmy Antonelli. 890 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,480 Andre. 891 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,480 Andre. 892 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,480 Andre. 893 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:06,480 Andre. 894 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,480 Andre. 895 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,480 Andre. 896 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,480 Andre. 897 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,480 Andre. 898 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,480 Andre. 899 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,480 Andre. 900 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,480 Andre. 901 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,480 Andre. 902 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,680 Andre. 903 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,680 Andre. 904 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,760 Andre. 905 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,000 Friends just get one week for you guys. 906 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,840 What's his full name? 907 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:28,240 Is he, he might be a Mexican. 908 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,980 I believe he's American. 909 00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:33,840 He's timing way here in the woods. 910 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,200 What's his full name? 911 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:41,000 Exemption it's not just anybody. I believe there's some rule that said you have to 912 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:49,400 Show that you're a baller and you're like really really good and shit just as the FIA has updated the 913 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:57,200 Pen appendix L that was called appendic whatever 914 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:04,880 Clause the states that although the minimum age of the super license required to drive in F1 is 18 a special 915 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,680 Dispens 916 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:15,320 Whatever may grant a certain driver to receive one at 17 917 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:20,160 So it's not like it's just like a normal. It's a normal rule. You still have to be 18 918 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,720 Yeah, they just make you just have to evaluate more of an exception 919 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:29,400 And the article states that at the sole discretion of the FIA and driver judged 920 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:36,480 To have recently consistently demonstrated outstanding ability and maturity in a single-seater 921 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,840 Formula one competition may be granted a super license that they had just 17 years old 922 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:48,920 So that's pretty much it but I guess he's supposed to be he's gonna be 923 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,260 in the seat next year 924 00:49:54,240 --> 00:50:01,920 Alongside Krabby be George. I think yeah, I was watching something that was indicating that George is kind of underperformed 925 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:07,440 Is a supposed abilities so I don't know that George is long for this world 926 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,440 I 927 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,680 Don't I don't know that he's gonna 928 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:18,920 It may depend if Mercedes like gets back to a good car again, but I don't think that George is the guy well there 929 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,920 They're saying 930 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:35,240 A Red Bull put a notion is it a notion or like a protest a protest against Mercedes front wing 931 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,240 Recently yeah 932 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:44,320 They are like saying they cheat they're saying I saw something about how maybe they thought McLaren had a janky wing 933 00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:49,360 But I didn't see about Mercedes. No, they're saying something about I was reading something about how 934 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,800 Red Bull is protesting the front wing 935 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,360 The Mercedes because it gave a floppy they gave him a better 936 00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:07,200 Like speed or some shit for being floppy protests like they said it was being floppy red 937 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,720 Red Bulls just worry that's all they don't honestly Red Bull is just 938 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:23,280 Scared Linda was shitting on Sergio again. He was like yo 939 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:30,400 It's not the Red Bull constructors championship. It's the max for staff and Red Bull championship because like Paris is getting no points 940 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:35,240 Red Bull asked if I had to investigate Mercedes front wing Mercedes found a 941 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:42,360 Found a quiet a lot of speed in in Canada the team reportedly came up with the updates the front wing among other things 942 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:50,060 Although this component past technical test at the track Red Bull racing does not seem to trust it completely 943 00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:52,060 on 944 00:51:54,100 --> 00:51:55,500 Check all 945 00:51:55,500 --> 00:52:02,180 Kinds of technical tests are carried out by the FA to check whether a component complies with all regulations Mercedes front wing has been approved by the FA 946 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:05,940 However, the rest of the competition does not quite trust it 947 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:12,420 This is because teams can use the front wing to flex a certain load range during a lap 948 00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:17,540 Yeah, and Red Bull is bitching that their their thing was too flexible. I 949 00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:19,980 think 950 00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:21,980 Good on rebel to ask for an investigation 951 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:30,740 It was toto that pushed the flex floor hoax in 2022 that was debunked and the only thing came from the flex floor saga 952 00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:33,380 What that Red Bulls? 953 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:35,700 domination increased 954 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,420 Hmm 955 00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:41,820 So that's what it is. It's just the flex of the wing. That's all it was 956 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:47,820 It's kind of weird though Red Bull's clever front wing tweak that was in 2024 though, but 957 00:52:49,820 --> 00:53:00,820 But yeah, I think it's kind of weird. I think the thing is Red Bulls Red Bulls worried, you know, honesty because 958 00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:08,180 They're the top dog right now last not looking last year only one person other than a Red Bull one 959 00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:11,140 Right now there's been 960 00:53:11,940 --> 00:53:13,940 Two separate winners 961 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:16,180 I saw I 962 00:53:16,180 --> 00:53:18,180 saw a graphic that showed 963 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:21,660 After whatever nine races, which is where we're at 964 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:26,220 What the championship looked like last year versus what it looks like this year? 965 00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:32,420 And it was like red last year was like Red Bull just absolutely dominating and then I think it had Mercedes 966 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:34,860 Aston Martin 967 00:53:34,860 --> 00:53:36,860 Ferrari P4 968 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:39,020 Something P5 McLaren 6 969 00:53:39,660 --> 00:53:46,660 And it was like a crazy difference and then like this year. Mm-hmm. It's like a lot closer to first place and obviously the order is different 970 00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:49,660 But yeah, because it just shows how much 971 00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:52,220 less Red Bull is 972 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:58,220 In a like a commanding lead and they're a lot more vulnerable vulnerable. I think I think that weird 973 00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:02,220 That weird tube thing that they have on top 974 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:10,220 Like around the halo, you know like the halo and then it's like that fucking behind them. Yeah the air intake 975 00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:13,220 Um, no, like it's on the side of the air intake 976 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:20,220 Have you seen you seen the Red Bull car? It's this fucking thing. It's like the poop. It's that thing. It's like a weird fucking 977 00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:23,220 That oh it's like a little wing 978 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:28,220 It sticks out. No, no, no, no, not the wing you dipshit 979 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:34,220 No, it look it sticks out of the air intake like a little wing looking that fucking thing 980 00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:37,220 I think it's like a little wing 981 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:42,220 No, it look it sticks out of the air intake like a little wing looking that fucking thing 982 00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,220 There's the halo. There's that thing 983 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,220 Not that this 984 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:51,220 The fuck is that this this fucking thing? 985 00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:54,220 It doesn't look right familiar to me 986 00:54:55,220 --> 00:55:00,220 It was like their upgrade that they did. I didn't notice that you didn't notice that hold on 987 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:06,220 Red Bull F1 car they added it for Canada. No, they had it like the beginning of the season 988 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:11,220 You didn't notice that. Oh my god. Wait only Red Bull has it 989 00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:18,220 As far as I know, I didn't know about this as far as I know yeah, RB 20 right right. Yeah 990 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,220 It doesn't show it here 991 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:28,220 Oh my god, dude, wait you tell me what I'm looking at here. Yeah, throw it up 992 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:30,220 That fucking thing 993 00:55:30,220 --> 00:55:38,220 It's just part of the body work Terry. Yeah, but like on the other side it has like it's like an air is like a tube 994 00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:41,220 It's like down like this is it sits down like that. That's their side pod 995 00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:46,220 It's just part of the body work. That's their side pod. I think not really 996 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:53,220 I'm not gonna go go get in here. Go back go back go back 997 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:58,220 Go back to wins go back 998 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,220 Let's not how you use it 999 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:08,220 It's not doing anything 1000 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:13,220 I don't get it. It's broken 1001 00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:21,220 It's not working. Okay, go back. Yeah, see that you see where it says on that fucking this one. Yeah that that's not 1002 00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:23,220 That's not why I said I'm Reese's bench. Just think 1003 00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:29,220 Yeah, there you go cooling a further evolution click it 2020 click it 1004 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,220 Optimized cooling 1005 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:36,220 There's it's like it's like a little it doesn't do anything cool 1006 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,220 It's like it looks like a torpedo 1007 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:46,220 Look at that thing this thing you're talking about now up here. Yes for the fucking is 1008 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:51,220 Okay, that's just part of the body work. No, there's no inlet up there. Oh, no 1009 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:57,220 I'm not talking about the inlet. I'm just talking about how like if you if you take it's just body styling 1010 00:56:57,220 --> 00:57:04,220 If you take the RB 20 and take the RB 19 and put them compare them side by side. They look different 1011 00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:09,220 Yeah, but you said in inlet. I didn't say it. No you did 1012 00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:13,220 No, no, no, no, you said Aaron take you fucked hard. No, no, no, no 1013 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:18,220 No, no, no, no RB 20 19. Yeah, go to the 19. It's not doing anything. You got to click the arrow 1014 00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:24,220 It didn't work before there goes you see how you see how it's turning this time 1015 00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:31,220 Okay, hold on fuck our fuck our you see how you see how this is just flat 1016 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:39,220 That's just flat you see how that is just flat the halo comes down you see how the halo and this is just flat before and now 1017 00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:44,220 It comes like hold on like do you see how this is just flat? Yeah, but it's not an air intake 1018 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:46,220 I didn't say it was 1019 00:57:47,220 --> 00:57:51,220 You see how this is just flat mm-hmm now go to the RB 20 1020 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:58,220 I'm so heated right now that is not flat a little different body change 1021 00:57:58,220 --> 00:58:03,220 You want to see the way it's fucking sucking. Do you want to see the lady holding a phone this time? Oh my god 1022 00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:09,220 I don't we're pretty jacked up about it. I don't care right look like carbonate look look look look look look 1023 00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:16,220 This is a great picture. It's not bad like this this the pink she's holding it really wrong the pinky is a little bit jacked up up here 1024 00:58:16,220 --> 00:58:23,220 But like the hands way way better. Is she talking on the phone and holding an umbrella? No, I think she's yeah 1025 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:30,220 She's holding like an iPhone 5c in her hand down here and then up here. It looks like an old-fashioned phone. She's on the 1026 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:33,220 All right, this is it the start Alvamart. Okay? 1027 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:38,220 Whoo, but yeah, but yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, dude 1028 00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:42,220 All right 1029 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:46,220 I love it. I'm so mad at you dude. You have no idea how mad I am why why? 1030 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:50,220 Because I was trying to describe it to you and you're like nah, that's not it 1031 00:58:51,220 --> 00:58:53,220 No, that's not it. She's wearing like plastic clothes 1032 00:58:53,220 --> 00:58:59,220 It's a poncho. It's a poncho. It's a poly car her pants look like they're made out of plastic too though 1033 00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:05,220 That's poly carbonate poly carbonate. She's the poly carbonate person poly carbonate person. Yeah, that's what it is 1034 00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:09,220 Are we gonna pick our winners are we gonna pick her? Yeah? Yeah? 1035 00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:12,220 Or you got to take a shit. Hmm. I don't know comes and goes 1036 00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:19,220 I saw how shitting works. Ducky. Yeah, it does true does you sure about that 100% 100% 1037 00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:25,220 Oh come on, you know, I'm sick and tired of you 1038 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:33,220 I'm trying to I'm doing this live show me how I can easily do it because I have this do what I have this software called gimp 1039 00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:40,220 Which is an photo editing software that's free, but I don't really know how to use it very well 1040 00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:44,220 You're asking the wrong person, but you said it's easy to do an overlay and I tell you 1041 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:48,220 Yeah, I think it is 1042 00:59:49,220 --> 00:59:54,220 Isn't just adding text to it. That's all it is. Is it not that's all you're gonna do 1043 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:59,220 You're just adding text. Can you tell me which one is our podcast title? 1044 01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:09,220 Fuck is wrong with you. Is it this one or this one? It's this the top one. This one. So this is it 1045 01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:13,220 So basically I just need to save this text. Yeah, I don't know how to do it 1046 01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:20,220 You sound saying like I don't understand how to use it. The text is over there. I don't see it 1047 01:00:21,220 --> 01:00:26,220 No, the you put the okay, what give her to the okay, give her the picture 1048 01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:29,220 Put that 1049 01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:32,220 I'm saying dude 1050 01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:35,220 You're saying 1051 01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:41,220 You're saying words like like it's obvious and it is and I agree with you it should be easy 1052 01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:43,220 I just don't know what to click 1053 01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:47,220 Because there's only icons 1054 01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:55,220 Okay, can you start a new get deleted? I can do a new. Yeah, do a new one. No, yeah 1055 01:00:58,220 --> 01:01:01,220 Just just hit okay, it's fine and then get grab 1056 01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:07,220 Grab the new no no download put the new picture in there. I don't know how 1057 01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:15,220 What does it say it was it say at the top of the screen cuz they say import or anything can't see 1058 01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:22,220 Import import import import where I don't know 1059 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:27,220 I don't know 1060 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:32,220 Is there like is there like a can you copy and paste go find that picture and copy and paste it 1061 01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:42,220 You know this for bank plugged in hardwire to this TV there's a lot of lag 1062 01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:45,220 It's kind of jank 1063 01:01:45,220 --> 01:01:47,220 This one 1064 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:51,220 Oh, yes 1065 01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:55,220 Now what you can do is I think you just need to find the 1066 01:01:56,220 --> 01:02:02,220 I just need to be able to grab this text and just transfer it. There's a there's I don't remember what the text is called 1067 01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:04,220 But the text it will be over in the fonts 1068 01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:09,220 We just got to find the font on the right-hand side dumbass 1069 01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:14,220 I remember what the font was called 1070 01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:22,220 Do you think we didn't we like upload it? Yeah, we actually like cool font. Yeah, I don't remember it though 1071 01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:24,220 I wonder if there's like a filter 1072 01:02:25,220 --> 01:02:27,220 That can be like which ones that I download 1073 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,220 I don't really 1074 01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,220 Does it say on what's on there? 1075 01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:45,220 No, because this is just the JPEG. This is not the file but we use the oh, yeah, it's in the file 1076 01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:50,220 What did it what wasn't like a space text? 1077 01:02:51,220 --> 01:02:56,220 Yeah, but I don't think it was called space. That's the thing you can filter it's right up there. It's filter where? 1078 01:02:57,220 --> 01:03:03,220 This filter is dark. I don't know what to type though. There's a there's a there's a drop-down dark 1079 01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:05,220 No, there's a drop-down 1080 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:10,220 Boop boop was it was it do nothing? 1081 01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:20,220 I thought what was it called? Yeah, I know start with the tea. Maybe tea just type in tea. No 1082 01:03:21,220 --> 01:03:25,220 Telemarines. No, that was it. It was it. Yeah, it was it. Yeah. Yeah, telemarines 1083 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:29,220 Telemarines. I can't she doesn't jump to it 1084 01:03:29,220 --> 01:03:32,220 TTTTTTTTTTT 1085 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:35,220 Te tella 1086 01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:40,220 Tella marines is right there. Where is it there? 1087 01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:42,220 That's it 1088 01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:46,220 That's it Terry you fucking you're the man. How do I use it? 1089 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:52,220 Rescan render font map create an image filled with previous 1090 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,220 Previous of font-smatching font name filler 1091 01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:58,220 Now just click on it 1092 01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:01,220 Did you click on it? Nothing happens. Okay, so then 1093 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:09,220 See what that a is? No, no, no the a where the a in the left hand side up here. Yeah, yeah 1094 01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:12,220 No, no the a I found it 1095 01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:23,220 I need to be in this other one. Does it say add text now add text 1096 01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:34,220 Now change the color no, no, no, no, no, no, it's right there. Change the color to green to wear out of it 1097 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:38,220 Whatever green you want. I didn't do it. Did you apply? 1098 01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:41,220 I don't know 1099 01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:45,220 No, no, no, click the click that green. Yep, hit okay 1100 01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:52,220 See you didn't do it you might have to highlight the whole all of it highlight all of it highlight all of it 1101 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:56,220 Change changes green. I love how you're talking changes the green 1102 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:59,220 Jesus 1103 01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:01,220 Crazy is that the same text? 1104 01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:05,220 Yeah, looks like it 1105 01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:10,220 Wait, why is the a look way different than the a that we have so I was saying like go back who cares 1106 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:14,220 No, it's the same a I just I changed the 1107 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:21,220 Is this the same fun? Yeah, it's the same font the a is the same. Yeah, we're good. We're good because the a is a triangle 1108 01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:23,220 You know it doesn't make sense 1109 01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:32,220 Whoa capitals those are capitals not the other I didn't need a little case eating. Oh shit dude 1110 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:37,220 Did you oh you fucked us doggy oh to check the subject subjects. Did you just hit control a? 1111 01:05:41,220 --> 01:05:46,220 Yeah, that is it. That's way cooler. Shout out to you Terry. Shout out to you 1112 01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:50,220 How do I move the whole box? Okay, click out of the box 1113 01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:54,220 Click the box 1114 01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:57,220 It should just move it. No 1115 01:05:58,220 --> 01:06:00,220 Stop 1116 01:06:00,220 --> 01:06:02,220 I 1117 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:07,620 Need to go to the you need to go to the movie stuff. Yeah. Yeah. There you go now move it there. Yeah go 1118 01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:11,620 Where should I put it right right between our eyes? Yeah, just like that like this 1119 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:13,620 Yeah, yeah, cuz that's what we're trying to do for an iPhone 1120 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,460 Then move the home screen. That's how you do it so 1121 01:06:18,820 --> 01:06:22,460 How do I make the yellow box go away it will just disappear 1122 01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:26,340 But I want to see a preview 1123 01:06:26,340 --> 01:06:32,980 How do I save this it's there's a probably a file save up there somewhere 1124 01:06:37,220 --> 01:06:41,500 File save as save as what? 1125 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:48,500 Just put on your desktop also what we should do is we should start putting the episode on there too 1126 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:54,660 100% 1127 01:06:54,660 --> 01:06:56,660 Well, should we not? 1128 01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,100 No, we should 1129 01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:06,460 Best thing to ever happen to the internet. We are we are the we what are we best thing to ever happen to the internet? 1130 01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:08,460 It's absolutely true 1131 01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:12,500 It is absolutely true. We are the best thing that's hit this fucking earth 1132 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,900 No, no, no 1133 01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:20,660 You got to make it in their box. I want to do it in this box. We'll put it in the box 1134 01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:24,620 It doesn't drag the little fucking thing down. I 1135 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:28,740 Wish this was a little more intuitive 1136 01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:30,980 It's free. What do you think it is? Oh? 1137 01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:34,660 Oh, you got to make it smaller though 1138 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:42,980 Episode 119 sure yeah, can you double check let me reconfirm 1139 01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:46,420 Confirm 1140 01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:57,900 119 and I should put the title in there too. No shit, but they should be smaller. I know the huge rain bombs 1141 01:08:01,780 --> 01:08:06,100 Holy shit, you got it. You got it. You got it. You got a gay. Hold on. I gotta do it first 1142 01:08:06,660 --> 01:08:10,460 Why did the this the number sign not show up as green? 1143 01:08:10,460 --> 01:08:15,180 And then go up to the yeah, we're snowing it where says 62. Oh 1144 01:08:19,900 --> 01:08:22,400 Oh, okay, we don't want it that small. Oh 1145 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:28,980 Yeah, we want to be around around the iPhone can I make it centered in this box? Yeah, sure. How do I do that? 1146 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,980 No, you're asking the wrong person 1147 01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:35,820 No, you don't want it centered you 1148 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:39,860 I'm 19. I need to make it all green. They made the 1149 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:44,780 The hashtag 19. Oh, did I even type a hashtag? 1150 01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:53,220 Yeah, like when I type in the pound sign like number it's black 1151 01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:59,820 Or doesn't exist maybe or there's no pound sign inside that text. I'll just do 119 1152 01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:02,940 And I'll do 1153 01:09:02,940 --> 01:09:08,100 Should I do a dash? Yeah, I do dash. No, don't do that. I'll do this 1154 01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:12,140 I'll do 119 and then below I'll do 1155 01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:19,180 Single polycarbonate component is that that's our title? Yeah, that's a long ass title. I 1156 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:21,780 Thought you were gonna go with what was the other one? 1157 01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:28,780 I thought it was you just read we can do that. I like that. That's that's that whole single polycarbonate 1158 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:32,060 I like that one. You just read you just read 1159 01:09:34,060 --> 01:09:36,060 There you go 1160 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,340 Each week we're gonna have to do this 1161 01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:42,500 I'll figure out like how to make just make this 1162 01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:45,500 I'm gonna do this 1163 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,500 I'm gonna do this 1164 01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:49,500 I'm gonna do this 1165 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:52,220 I'm gonna figure out like how to make just make this 1166 01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:54,820 Hell yeah, Terry. Shut up to you. Shut up to me 1167 01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:57,500 File. Oh, no, I 1168 01:09:57,660 --> 01:10:03,820 Hate that. Can I turn that off? Probably or when you click the background it moves out. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no 1169 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,620 You'd activate this one 1170 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:12,660 Save as come on save as you got this 1171 01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:16,300 Just say with you desktop. It's fine show all files 1172 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:21,740 It's on there what file type just 1173 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:25,180 What don't need to save it as a specific file type? No 1174 01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:27,980 No, it'll save as what it is 1175 01:10:28,980 --> 01:10:33,380 But I need to save it like a JPEG for your upload. Yeah, there's a probably a converter 1176 01:10:35,260 --> 01:10:37,260 Double click on it 1177 01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:39,900 Like on the the one that you just recently downloaded 1178 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:44,620 Why why this is what it looks like when I saved it Terry, what? 1179 01:10:48,980 --> 01:10:52,140 No, you just deleted it. No, that's not the file. Okay 1180 01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:57,660 No, I think I can do it over here somehow. I thought we did it differently last time 1181 01:10:57,660 --> 01:11:02,340 This is a tag done here. I'm creating a layer. No, no 1182 01:11:03,060 --> 01:11:05,060 No 1183 01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:06,580 No 1184 01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:15,020 No, how do you save JPEGs in Gimp Jesus Christ? 1185 01:11:17,260 --> 01:11:21,340 Yeah, I thought it was a different how to save pictures as 1186 01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:26,260 J-Port export as oh, yeah 1187 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:29,620 There you go. I 1188 01:11:30,580 --> 01:11:33,620 Can use I can use J and I can use 1189 01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:35,620 PNG 1190 01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:39,180 P and no, I can use I can use PNG's I'm gonna do that 1191 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,860 No, no, it's safe save it as it. Okay. It's untitled 1192 01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:47,660 Save background color save layer offset save resolution 1193 01:11:49,420 --> 01:11:51,420 Yeah, sure see what it does 1194 01:11:55,180 --> 01:11:57,500 Yeah, it's export come here is it's legible 1195 01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:00,900 There's no audience same as legible to me 1196 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,940 dude hell yeah 1197 01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:08,140 Each week I'm gonna have to upload a new fucking thing. That's dope 1198 01:12:11,740 --> 01:12:15,740 But you thought I was gonna say something different in you I want to see can you open up? 1199 01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:20,980 Keat, please. I want to see if we can transfer this via Keat. Okay. I'm opening up Keat 1200 01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:28,780 God, this dude's all horny and shit. I love all these like new software like shit all these like this dude's over here 1201 01:12:28,780 --> 01:12:34,740 Just getting hard on everything. Hell yeah, Terry. I mean shen it to Keen. I just want to see if I just wanna see if it 1202 01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:40,580 Workie I want to see how well it works. I want to see if it work. You're a hater. Let's see. You're a fucking hater 1203 01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:43,980 Let's see if it workie 1204 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:50,300 Well, that was cool, yeah, I made a bird it made a little parrot noise because the 1205 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:55,860 Parakeet yeah, cuz it's a little parakeet. Hold on. It's shut down at the update it. Yeah 1206 01:12:55,860 --> 01:13:01,780 I haven't updated in a while. Should you go first you want to pick your teams? Yeah, I'll do it first 1207 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:07,620 Sometimes it takes a long time to load and it has a little pair bouncing on my screen 1208 01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:10,420 Does it have that on yours? 1209 01:13:10,780 --> 01:13:12,780 Yeah 1210 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:18,420 Are you sending me shit hey look Terry look 1211 01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:21,820 I'm seeing it on my phone 1212 01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:28,020 You can have key on an app too if you want hey stop that 1213 01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:48,420 Jesus Terry are you typing to me? It's not showing up 1214 01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:56,700 Is that every time you make a type entry it eats 1215 01:13:58,820 --> 01:14:01,700 What's it called Terry Miguel share yeah 1216 01:14:03,860 --> 01:14:08,540 It shows my notifications I sent so many or maybe it's loading 1217 01:14:08,540 --> 01:14:16,780 Oh, this is Miguel Terry share Terry and Miguel share. All right. What is it called? I don't know 1218 01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:23,220 Catalonia Catalona Catalona cat cata cat 1219 01:14:24,740 --> 01:14:26,740 Lona 1220 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:31,340 Jesus Terry now I need that on the fact a little parakeet little bird noise 1221 01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:38,460 What is it? It says like three did you win this I won last week? Yeah, dude shout to you shout it to me. I 1222 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:44,140 Only wanted because of the fucking technicality. Yeah on the on the 1223 01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:48,460 Now I don't know I'm nervous 1224 01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:51,700 Don't look of course you're gonna pick Max 1225 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:58,540 I have I have a I have a 1226 01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:02,540 I'm gonna do something really random on line so 1227 01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:09,140 I'm such a basic bitch 1228 01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:16,740 Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc. What was that one video I sent last week? 1229 01:15:16,740 --> 01:15:23,820 How do you print how do you pronounce things and which one was it do you still have them or you don't have them? 1230 01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:27,020 How do you pronounce Leclerc 1231 01:15:27,540 --> 01:15:29,540 Like it's like baguette 1232 01:15:30,820 --> 01:15:32,820 Leclerc 1233 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:34,820 croissant Leclerc 1234 01:15:34,820 --> 01:15:36,820 Leclerc 1235 01:15:36,820 --> 01:15:38,820 Leclerc 1236 01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:40,820 Leclerc 1237 01:15:40,820 --> 01:15:42,820 Leclerc 1238 01:15:42,820 --> 01:15:44,820 Leclerc 1239 01:15:44,820 --> 01:15:46,820 Leclerc 1240 01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:54,260 Walker see oh, wow, oh Hamilton 1241 01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:02,220 I love your reaction look Claire I 1242 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:07,460 Think I I think I deleted all the shit you sent me so I don't know that I have it. Oh 1243 01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:11,420 Let me let me see if I can resend it to you 1244 01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:17,180 I don't remember what what it was was a couple weeks ago. Fuck if I know it was two weeks ago. I sent it to you 1245 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:19,940 It's when you won Monaco 1246 01:16:20,820 --> 01:16:25,020 Who was yeah, that the show after Monaco, whatever that was 1247 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:30,500 Was Canada right after Monaco back to back 1248 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,500 Like two weeks later 1249 01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:44,020 Damn Maya shit makes pretty good pictures 1250 01:16:48,460 --> 01:16:50,460 There you go, I got it 1251 01:16:53,940 --> 01:16:55,940 Save to download 1252 01:16:55,940 --> 01:16:58,940 This one 1253 01:17:00,860 --> 01:17:02,860 Baguette la baguette 1254 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:15,460 Intense coffee is what it says on the screen la baguette 1255 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:17,900 Le croissant 1256 01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,020 Just that first one 1257 01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:24,140 Le baguette la croissant 1258 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:27,180 La baguette le croissant 1259 01:17:29,540 --> 01:17:31,540 La baguette le croissant 1260 01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:36,060 La baguette le croissant 1261 01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:48,420 The thing is all the kid who's excited to see the Claire race you think that what that is 1262 01:17:48,420 --> 01:17:53,900 That's hilarious 1263 01:17:56,860 --> 01:17:58,860 All right, here we go 1264 01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,620 There's rock hard right now. I'm excited 1265 01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:03,660 alone 1266 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:09,940 All right cat who'd you pick for number one me already know but I'll be max yeah, who'd you pick max? 1267 01:18:10,020 --> 01:18:15,340 Whoo you piece of shit. Who'd you pick for number two me? I remember a black Claire. Yep. Look 1268 01:18:15,340 --> 01:18:21,020 There land oh I picked a little Claire. I'm picking land oh P2. Yep. Okay 1269 01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:25,980 Three yeah, who's your sir Hamilton? I picked Sergio 1270 01:18:27,580 --> 01:18:33,380 Who's your four and tell Sergio gets a top five placing. I'm not putting him back in my I'm putting it 1271 01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:39,340 I have a really good feeling wait three you said Sergio. Yep. I said Hamilton. What did I put for piazzari? Nope? 1272 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:47,020 No, yeah, I picked the player okay fifth. I don't remember piazzari. Yep. I 1273 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:53,820 I'll pick piazzari. So we have a good enough difference that we should have a clear winner. Oh, yeah, hopefully 1274 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:58,140 one I mean, you know that two is free Terry 1275 01:18:59,740 --> 01:19:01,740 Pick two 1276 01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:05,500 If it's if there's two interventions, then we tie the tie 1277 01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:09,580 But if you pick two you get one two and zero. Oh 1278 01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:12,820 fucking idiot 1279 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:19,540 You pick if I picked the number you have to either pick over or under me that's how it works 1280 01:19:19,540 --> 01:19:27,540 I do you know motherfucker so stupid I pick one. I love it 1281 01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:32,860 Best thing to ever happen to the air there's no winning 1282 01:19:32,860 --> 01:19:39,040 We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret 1283 01:19:39,100 --> 01:19:44,260 Wait, can you play you still have a couple of my recent Dow Jones in there? Can you play the you do? 1284 01:19:44,420 --> 01:19:46,420 What are your downloads? Oh? 1285 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:48,900 Yeah, I do. Yeah, play the 1286 01:19:49,580 --> 01:19:55,500 This is reasons we want yeah, play a what Instagram reels 506, please 1287 01:19:57,580 --> 01:20:03,780 Second one second one second one second second second row second row. Yes, I can't know which one 506. I can't see it 1288 01:20:03,780 --> 01:20:14,780 Oh, no, why? 1289 01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,700 What about Instagram reels 240 1290 01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:32,980 This is your favorite I know it is first row seventh one in 1291 01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:54,700 Oh 1292 01:20:54,700 --> 01:21:06,700 Oh 1293 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:22,700 Oh, did I have one for you? 1294 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:24,700 Oh 1295 01:21:35,260 --> 01:21:39,900 If you bring me more of these videos Terry you have to know what I'm gonna do with it 1296 01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:42,820 Yeah, you like if you find the new one. I'm just gonna do that 1297 01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:45,980 Hold on. Let me see 1298 01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:48,420 Look there 1299 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:53,100 Yeah, I wonder if I can show this link this to you the internet is fucking wild 1300 01:21:57,620 --> 01:22:02,820 What do you call nuts on your chest chest nuts? Yes nuts. What do you call nuts on the wall? 1301 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:10,020 What do you call nuts on your chin chin chin chin chin chin? 1302 01:22:10,020 --> 01:22:25,060 Oh, I sent it to you via signal my 1303 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:30,380 Keep won't open. That's great. You should probably close it. I'm trying 1304 01:22:30,380 --> 01:22:36,980 What did you send me I send it to you signal, but what is it? Don't worry about it. Just open it up. I am 1305 01:22:40,980 --> 01:22:46,020 Hey, hey, just hold up. Hey Terry. I am look at me. Look at me 1306 01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:50,980 It's absolutely true look at it. Shout out to the natural girls 1307 01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:54,180 Shout out to the natural what? 1308 01:22:55,060 --> 01:22:57,060 What did you send me? It's a link a 1309 01:22:57,060 --> 01:23:04,460 Link a key link. No, I sent you a link to an Instagram reel. I'm offline. Oh my god 1310 01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:07,460 The signal says I'm offline 1311 01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:09,460 Look offline I 1312 01:23:10,980 --> 01:23:12,980 Don't know what to do 1313 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:14,980 I tried 1314 01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:16,980 I 1315 01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:18,980 Shouldn't be long 1316 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,100 Close it down and reopen it 1317 01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:25,100 I 1318 01:23:25,140 --> 01:23:27,140 Nothing's working 1319 01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:34,020 Am I hold on I need to reconnect here dude your shit's fucked up. All right, hold on here we go 1320 01:23:34,820 --> 01:23:36,820 We're gonna live 1321 01:23:36,980 --> 01:23:40,380 See if it works. Hey, look at me. It worked. Oh 1322 01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:44,060 Key works now, too. I 1323 01:23:45,180 --> 01:23:49,700 Think my VPN was hung up or something. I'm gonna restart real quick 1324 01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:55,140 No, oh a fat gasm I got a fat gasm 1325 01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:02,900 What is it Instagram should be in there 20 hopefully hopefully it works 1326 01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:17,380 Okay, I can see it thought up there 1327 01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:32,220 Oh, there's no way that it picked up that noise of that baby doing that I can't that was really the baby 1328 01:24:33,980 --> 01:24:35,980 That was so loud 1329 01:24:35,980 --> 01:24:48,660 The phone must be so close again. Well, look how she's holding it close. She's holding it like this. No, it's 1330 01:24:49,220 --> 01:24:51,220 The smile 1331 01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:56,060 Wait wait 1332 01:24:56,540 --> 01:25:02,820 The baby I want to baby no, so the baby's these is and then both times the baby shards itself 1333 01:25:02,820 --> 01:25:07,900 It smiles as it's sharding. Yeah, I guess I was keeping this for like a later week 1334 01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:13,060 But I had to play it to you since I we did a fart noise. Wait here. We go here. Yeah. Yeah, watch the smile 1335 01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,380 And then no smile and then 1336 01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,780 smile again 1337 01:25:23,780 --> 01:25:29,500 Baby changes from smile to like frown and as it's shooting again smiles again 1338 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:33,020 Do you ever like this? I just I just wondering have you ever 1339 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:37,300 Nice outside now it is. It's probably gonna be muggy as fuck 1340 01:25:37,820 --> 01:25:43,380 Don't be a bitch. Have you ever like, you know when you're you know when you're taking a shit? Yeah, hey Terry 1341 01:25:43,540 --> 01:25:49,860 Hey, hey, I do you know like you know when you're you know, you're there and you're taking you're taking a dumper and 1342 01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:54,460 You're like pushing like, you know, you're trying like I try not to well 1343 01:25:54,460 --> 01:25:56,620 I mean, I try to only go shit when it's time to go 1344 01:25:56,620 --> 01:25:58,460 I 1345 01:25:58,460 --> 01:26:03,020 Don't like push hard or anything. No, no, no, I'm not saying like you're like trying to like 1346 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:06,620 Push as hard as you can like you're trying to get like ulcers in your asshole 1347 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:11,520 I'm just saying as I'm like you push but you're like you grin a little bit. You're like 1348 01:26:12,140 --> 01:26:14,620 And then like when it comes out you smile like yeah 1349 01:26:16,220 --> 01:26:18,300 It's like the can it's like a can of like you know 1350 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:22,820 I was that one video that I showed you where it was like this dude taking up it was like a can of 1351 01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:29,380 A like a big can of beans and it goes into the pot, but it slips out and the guy goes like that, you know 1352 01:26:31,860 --> 01:26:33,860 It's like a relief 1353 01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:40,740 I like pulled something in like the right side of my chest and it like has been hurting and every time I laugh it like 1354 01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:42,900 a little bit 1355 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:44,660 I'm trying not to laugh 1356 01:26:44,660 --> 01:26:53,140 Right, but you can play that one's now 1357 01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:03,060 That is terrible the second one is like a little rumbly bubbly one 1358 01:27:03,460 --> 01:27:07,780 I don't know if I have any other ones that I've dude. I guarantee you when they change that diaper 1359 01:27:08,180 --> 01:27:10,820 That's going to be a nightmare. It's like probably all smashed 1360 01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:15,700 In there. Oh, I have I have this one. Yeah, I'm gonna send this one 1361 01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:21,300 Send it to me and Keith 1362 01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:25,060 I don't see if it works. Oh, I'm gonna send you the picture too and Keith 1363 01:27:28,020 --> 01:27:31,540 Oh my god, why did you send me all these dd dd dd 1364 01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:38,580 It worked. Terry. Well, it's like double did it. It's weird. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah play it 1365 01:27:38,580 --> 01:27:46,820 The pearl fish a fish with a unique taste while other animals are still troubled by evading predators 1366 01:27:46,980 --> 01:27:50,980 Pearl fish has found a special place to hide due to their small size 1367 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:57,140 They take advantage of this to slip into other animals asses and those victims are cq cumbers 1368 01:27:57,380 --> 01:28:02,260 Then the pearl fish quietly enjoys the scenery inside the cq cumbers gut 1369 01:28:02,260 --> 01:28:09,540 Cq cumbers respiratory systems are connected to their butts when they breathe this hole which is both its mouth and its ass 1370 01:28:10,020 --> 01:28:16,820 Opens and closes much like a beautiful rose. Of course this unique body structure has attracted some cheeky fish 1371 01:28:17,060 --> 01:28:24,980 Whenever the hole in the butt opens pearl fish quickly sneaks inside and enjoy a delicious afternoon tea in the cq cumbers 1372 01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:28,020 But some victims have learned to keep their anus closed 1373 01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:36,180 But even then pearl fish finds a way it first slips in with its tail and then slowly works its way in until its whole body is inside 1374 01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:42,100 They live inside the butt during the day and go out to feed at night considering this place totally as their home 1375 01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:45,940 Furthermore, they also like to show off their new homes to their friends 1376 01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:52,660 And sometimes they even warmly invite them over as guests to prevent this terrible situation from happening again 1377 01:28:52,660 --> 01:29:01,220 Some cq cumbers install fences at the entrance and some have even evolved sharp teeth there when pearl fish loses its ideal home 1378 01:29:01,460 --> 01:29:03,780 It then turns its attention to oysters 1379 01:29:04,820 --> 01:29:06,020 Ah 1380 01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:08,020 The fuck is wrong with you? 1381 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:11,140 That's insane 1382 01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:15,620 Well, since we're on this trip of a shit here we go 1383 01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:17,620 Oh 1384 01:29:21,060 --> 01:29:23,560 I like the noise it makes I know that's kind of cool 1385 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,560 I 1386 01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:47,480 Well, we're just gonna go through all my videos because that's what I have today so 1387 01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:52,440 You're not uh, you didn't give me mp4 as you piece of crap. I know because hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on 1388 01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:53,720 But 1389 01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:55,720 Where's my picture? 1390 01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:59,240 I have too many things open. Where'd I put it? 1391 01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:06,120 Here you go. Oh, no, no not a smart folder 1392 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:12,200 What's a smart folder? I don't know what a fucking smart folder is. I can open a new window or a new smart folder 1393 01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:18,600 Should I save these pictures? Yeah, I don't know you can send them to me and then I'll just put them in an 1394 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:22,680 I'd love like thing. All right. Here it comes. See if it loads 1395 01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:25,720 Yep, it worked. Oh, that's quick 1396 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,920 Fire pair 1397 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,160 Fire heart thumbs up 1398 01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:38,040 Oh heat 1399 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,440 It's called a heat it's called uh 1400 01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:49,000 A heat laughs heat party heat love heat music 1401 01:30:54,440 --> 01:31:01,800 Whoa, why did it send so many? I don't know here you go. That's cool. It's dancing 1402 01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:11,480 Captain speaking if you look to the right side of your aircraft, you will notice flight one night eight challenging us to a race 1403 01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:15,480 I'm sure the faucet seat belt signed back on because shit is about to get real 1404 01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:19,080 I love this 1405 01:31:19,960 --> 01:31:23,960 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking if you look to the right side of your aircraft 1406 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:31,400 You will notice flight one night eight challenging us to a race. I'm sure the faucet seat belt signed back on because shit is about to get real 1407 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:35,320 I fucking love that energy 1408 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:38,600 Is that his buddy down there and they're gonna race? I guess 1409 01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:44,280 He's like yo get him on the radio. Yo, yo, john. What's up, john? Don't there's another one up there 1410 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:46,280 So right above where you posted 1411 01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:48,520 huh in keat 1412 01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:53,080 Right above it right above the thing. I still that one. I hate that to turn the sound on every time 1413 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,080 Bastard again 1414 01:31:55,080 --> 01:32:09,720 Oh, I don't want to 1415 01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:25,720 Oh 1416 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,720 I can't 1417 01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:55,720 James seen this no, but you need to send this yeah, but the first part is for you 1418 01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:04,200 The that's the thing I don't like is I always miss the beginning because I I know I know it's too hard to zoom up 1419 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:10,040 I know it wasn't I wasn't planning to give you these today. That's the thing. I love this. This is the best thing ever 1420 01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:22,920 There is breaking this car again. Nothing now. Where did you ever go? They're so slow 1421 01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:30,280 For snap it's winning again again again just like before 1422 01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:37,800 With that too long it's a dark, a dark, a dark nearly heavy little 1423 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:39,800 Oh 1424 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:03,240 Excellent work, you're welcome. You got to follow this guy so you can get more of these songs 1425 01:34:03,240 --> 01:34:07,240 Does he have songs like this Scott Taylor UK? I don't know 1426 01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,360 login 1427 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:15,320 I like that one 1428 01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,160 I can see you 1429 01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:26,040 It's so insane that a pilot 1430 01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:32,040 It says that happen now 1431 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:44,040 Dude the second one is just like it's like a bub it's like a simmering 1432 01:34:44,520 --> 01:34:46,600 It's like it's like a it's like bubbly 1433 01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:52,360 It's you can think of like a pan full of meat with like sauce in it and it's on the stove and it's so and it's like 1434 01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:56,360 Simmering and bubbling quietly. That's what the baby's poop sounds like 1435 01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:00,360 Oh, he does what he does have some send it to me 1436 01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:06,920 I'm sure it's about to be fire 1437 01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:10,760 I don't organize. I don't know if I can't send it through key. So I'll send it through signal 1438 01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:13,640 Because you don't keep on your phone correct 1439 01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:17,640 That's gay 1440 01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:21,640 Gay. Oh god 1441 01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:31,640 I might as well 1442 01:35:31,640 --> 01:35:53,640 I might as well. I might follow him. This is amazing. I'm gonna follow 1443 01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:03,640 It 1444 01:36:19,640 --> 01:36:21,640 Oh 1445 01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:28,040 This is amazing. I mean does he have he has a bunch 1446 01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:32,040 I guess I'll send him to you every race 1447 01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:40,040 100% we're going back where we're doing all the time. Send me one. Send me one. Send me one. I'm working on it. Send me one 1448 01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:42,040 Send me one 1449 01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:44,040 Here's another one 1450 01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:54,040 Oh, yeah 1451 01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:16,040 I 1452 01:37:40,680 --> 01:37:42,520 Dude 1453 01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:47,320 So I have a lot of negative things to say about like social media and this type of shit 1454 01:37:48,040 --> 01:37:51,720 But this is like an example of actual positive things that have come out of the internet 1455 01:37:51,720 --> 01:38:13,720 And like social media websites that are mostly not good for anything. I saved this by the way so we can 1456 01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:23,720 Say 1457 01:38:44,120 --> 01:38:47,320 Hell yeah, these are good. This is fire. We're going through all that we're going through all 1458 01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:51,320 I think we're going back 1459 01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:55,720 Are they trying to? Yeah, we're going back 1460 01:38:55,720 --> 01:39:15,720 Oh hell yeah 1461 01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:27,720 Hey 1462 01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:58,040 Oh 1463 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:02,840 God damn 1464 01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:28,840 Ah wait, uh, Japan. Yep, we're going Japan 1465 01:40:32,840 --> 01:40:34,840 And 1466 01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:36,840 Stop 1467 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:44,840 Paris 1468 01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:02,840 Everybody likes Danny Rick 1469 01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:04,840 And 1470 01:41:32,840 --> 01:41:34,840 No 1471 01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:54,840 That wasn't too that was pretty blame 1472 01:41:56,840 --> 01:41:58,840 Damn you're a hater 1473 01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:00,840 There's another one I sent you to 1474 01:42:00,840 --> 01:42:02,840 I think it's the one above it 1475 01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:04,840 Above it 1476 01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:08,840 You you still give me any time to even react 1477 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:10,840 You scroll down 1478 01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:12,840 Because obviously that's the natural thing Terry 1479 01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:16,840 Above it and before I can even move my muscle above it 1480 01:42:16,840 --> 01:42:32,840 I broke you I know 1481 01:42:46,840 --> 01:42:48,840 It's 1482 01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:06,840 We love 1483 01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:08,840 This 1484 01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:20,840 I think obviously these are the how he was like a love song. He's like it's like how he's like the progression is getting better 1485 01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:26,840 Because these these are just recent from this season. Yeah, well, I mean 1486 01:43:26,840 --> 01:43:28,840 That's these are how many videos he has 1487 01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:32,840 Oh, it's a brand new brand new. Oh damn 1488 01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:36,840 So you have to follow him. So if he puts out more for other races if we can yeah, yeah 1489 01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:38,840 I'm 1490 01:43:38,840 --> 01:43:42,840 The f1 song review guy. So yeah, that's what his name is 1491 01:43:44,840 --> 01:43:48,840 No, his name is if you want to follow him. I don't it's okay 1492 01:43:48,840 --> 01:43:54,840 His name is Scott Taylor dot UK and then also you can follow him on twitch.tv 1493 01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:58,840 slash f1 Scott 1494 01:43:58,840 --> 01:44:02,840 This one 1495 01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:06,840 We can't hear it 1496 01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:18,840 Pull record. No, but I mean this is recent one that the one I showed you about the Canadian GP one 1497 01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:24,840 What he got like 19 million views or 9.1 mil views on it. So damn it's pretty good 1498 01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:28,840 His other ones didn't have very many. Hmm 1499 01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:35,840 The one with Fernando's on fire this one. No 1500 01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:38,840 Stroll breaks his car again 1501 01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:42,840 That one's his nose this one 1502 01:44:46,840 --> 01:44:49,840 Yeah, they're good. He's doing good. Keep it up. Keep the good work, dude 1503 01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:54,840 Yeah, we want you to continue. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep playing every week until the end of the year 1504 01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:55,840 I'm trying to 1505 01:44:57,840 --> 01:44:58,840 What the fuck 1506 01:45:03,840 --> 01:45:04,840 Wait for it 1507 01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:13,840 Oh, just get punched in the face 1508 01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:14,840 Wait for it 1509 01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:19,840 What the fuck 1510 01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:24,840 I'm so confused 1511 01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:27,840 This is stupid 1512 01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:34,840 See this right here 1513 01:45:38,840 --> 01:45:40,840 They actually pretty good dancers 1514 01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:44,840 But they they those people like those three 1515 01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:48,840 I don't this is the thing about like these apps that I think is kind of stupid 1516 01:45:48,840 --> 01:45:52,840 Yeah, I'll grant them. They're pretty good at dancing but like those this shit where they just dance to music 1517 01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:57,840 Those three started when they were like little and now that's what they've gone 1518 01:45:57,840 --> 01:45:59,840 Oh really? I mean they're living off of this 1519 01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:02,840 Oh when they were like little ass kids they would like when they dancing videos like tiktok 1520 01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:15,840 When tiktok was big or still is still is pretty big 1521 01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:17,840 The really funny thing is like 1522 01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:20,840 That's weird 1523 01:46:20,840 --> 01:46:21,840 I don't like how I can't 1524 01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:28,840 I remember watching Dude Perfect all the time 1525 01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:32,840 Did you hear about they're making like a Dude Perfect land in Texas? 1526 01:46:32,840 --> 01:46:34,840 I know they have a big facility in Texas 1527 01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:36,840 No they're making a Dude Perfect land 1528 01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:37,840 Huh 1529 01:46:37,840 --> 01:46:52,840 This is really out drawn 1530 01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:54,840 Where'd everybody go? 1531 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:55,840 It's not a sneeze 1532 01:46:55,840 --> 01:47:07,840 I think Dude Perfect is making a Dude Perfect land 1533 01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:11,840 I don't know why we're talking about this now since we just saw this dude but whatever dude 1534 01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:16,840 Perfect land 1535 01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:19,840 Dude Perfect land I spoke perfect wrong yeah 1536 01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:29,840 Dude Perfect score is $100 million plus investment as it plans new Texas HQ as family friendly entertainment destination 1537 01:47:29,840 --> 01:47:39,840 Dude Perfect the five member comedian sports YouTube creator company hauled in more than $100 million in capital growth from private investor firm 1538 01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:49,840 High Mount Capital which they plan to use to flex their brand well beyond online videos the company did not disclose the specific dollar amount 1539 01:47:49,840 --> 01:47:57,840 Or figure a source familiar with the funding said that the amount committed by High Mount Capital is between $100 million and $300 million 1540 01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:07,840 Dude Perfect said it will use the investments to develop a new projects creative partnerships and as well as build a robust management team to lead the group to new heights 1541 01:48:07,840 --> 01:48:15,840 One of the Dude Perfect's biggest projects of the forthcoming headquarters facility in Fresco, Texas first announced more than a year ago 1542 01:48:15,840 --> 01:48:24,840 The group describes it will combination production facility and family friendly entertainment destination comprising a retail store 1543 01:48:24,840 --> 01:48:31,840 A new space for podcasts, gaming, original plans for a three store three storey headquarters 1544 01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:42,840 The cost as much as $100 million called for a 330 foot trick shot tower a dude perfect museum and a mini golf course in restaurant 1545 01:48:42,840 --> 01:48:44,840 There you go 1546 01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:46,840 So Dude Perfect he shit 1547 01:48:46,840 --> 01:48:48,840 Yeah pretty much 1548 01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:50,840 I mean which 1549 01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:53,840 I mean it's good for them 1550 01:48:53,840 --> 01:48:58,840 See this is what I like about 1551 01:48:58,840 --> 01:49:02,840 Like this like them I guess as in like content 1552 01:49:02,840 --> 01:49:06,840 Obviously they still make content over 1553 01:49:06,840 --> 01:49:08,840 YouTube 1554 01:49:08,840 --> 01:49:16,840 Like YouTube and stuff like that but also wanted to brand out where they can actually make more money not just on their videos 1555 01:49:16,840 --> 01:49:17,840 Not relying on YouTube 1556 01:49:17,840 --> 01:49:25,840 It's kind of like I would say Mr. Beast is kind of like that but not really 1557 01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:30,840 Because he kind of just I don't know how he made I know how he made it 1558 01:49:30,840 --> 01:49:33,840 He does he's like a different human 1559 01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:35,840 That's fucking sure 1560 01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:37,840 But it's it's really interesting that's all 1561 01:49:37,840 --> 01:49:41,840 I don't watch Dude Perfect videos and I don't watch Mr. Beast videos 1562 01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:45,840 I used to watch Dude Perfect videos every now and then like I still do off and on 1563 01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:50,840 I occasionally see them and they're recommended but I don't I don't I don't like seek out 1564 01:49:50,840 --> 01:49:52,840 I'm not entertained by them anymore 1565 01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:54,840 I do sometimes 1566 01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:59,840 I mean like I'm not seeking I'm not seeking out them 1567 01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:04,840 If that makes sense like I'm not trying to 1568 01:50:04,840 --> 01:50:06,840 I'm not a 1569 01:50:06,840 --> 01:50:14,840 Like going out of my way or subscribe to them I'm just like oh I wonder if you know a derp a derp a derp 1570 01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:19,840 The fuck 1571 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:34,840 But you know I think there's still there's still good I mean it's the thing is it's more of like the repetitive thing is that's what I'm thinking of it's like a repetitive thing 1572 01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:37,840 I guess most content is like that anyways 1573 01:50:42,840 --> 01:50:43,840 Fuck yeah 1574 01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:44,840 Fuck yeah 1575 01:50:45,840 --> 01:50:47,840 Optic lost 1576 01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:48,840 Yep I saw 1577 01:50:48,840 --> 01:50:49,840 Oh you texted me that 1578 01:50:49,840 --> 01:50:50,840 I texted you that I said 1579 01:50:50,840 --> 01:50:52,840 Did they fucking suck 1580 01:50:52,840 --> 01:50:53,840 That was yesterday 1581 01:50:53,840 --> 01:50:56,840 They're about to be in losers bracket for this next major after winning their fucking major before 1582 01:50:56,840 --> 01:50:57,840 I think it's 1583 01:50:57,840 --> 01:50:59,840 They've lost three game fives in a row to shit teams 1584 01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:02,840 Yeah I was I was watching them 1585 01:51:02,840 --> 01:51:04,840 It's crazy 1586 01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:06,840 I watched them yesterday I was watching I was like 1587 01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:08,840 Lost to Ravens 1588 01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:10,840 Yeah I was like dude what the fuck 1589 01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:12,840 Yeah it was ending as I was getting off of work and I turned it on 1590 01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:14,840 I caught the end 1591 01:51:14,840 --> 01:51:16,840 What the fuck do you turn on like dark mode on here 1592 01:51:16,840 --> 01:51:17,840 On what your computer? 1593 01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:19,840 On YouTube 1594 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,840 Oh I got it nevermind 1595 01:51:21,840 --> 01:51:23,840 You still have a bunch of shit that is not dark mode I've seen 1596 01:51:23,840 --> 01:51:24,840 What do you mean? 1597 01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:26,840 Like your notes app 1598 01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:28,840 Your notes app looks bright doesn't it it's not like this is it? 1599 01:51:28,840 --> 01:51:30,840 Yeah I don't turn everything on dark mode 1600 01:51:30,840 --> 01:51:31,840 I don't know why 1601 01:51:31,840 --> 01:51:32,840 It's just synchronized with the day to the night 1602 01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,840 It's crazy bro you're fucking stupid 1603 01:51:34,840 --> 01:51:35,840 Dude I'm so fucking hot 1604 01:51:35,840 --> 01:51:36,840 It's fucking stupid 1605 01:51:36,840 --> 01:51:38,840 Dude I'm so fucking hot 1606 01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:41,840 You know me hot man Terry 1607 01:51:42,840 --> 01:51:43,840 That's what I'm talking about 1608 01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:44,840 You got anything? 1609 01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:45,840 No I'm good 1610 01:51:45,840 --> 01:51:46,840 Are we done? 1611 01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:48,840 We got our predicts down we're good 1612 01:51:49,840 --> 01:51:51,840 We got to rip Saturday again next week 1613 01:51:51,840 --> 01:51:53,840 Because I'm going to be leaving on vacation on Sunday 1614 01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:54,840 It's fine 1615 01:51:54,840 --> 01:51:56,840 We will be ripping on Saturdays for a while 1616 01:51:57,840 --> 01:51:59,840 Until further notice 1617 01:51:59,840 --> 01:52:02,840 You're working like weekdays 1618 01:52:03,840 --> 01:52:04,840 What? 1619 01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:05,840 Nevermind 1620 01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:08,840 I start working Sunday through Wednesday 1621 01:52:09,840 --> 01:52:10,840 For a little bit 1622 01:52:10,840 --> 01:52:12,840 Alright I want to play this one again 1623 01:52:12,840 --> 01:52:14,840 Oh there's no winning 1624 01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:16,840 We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere 1625 01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:18,840 But we laugh a lot 1626 01:52:18,840 --> 01:52:20,840 Now everyone hug and share a secret 1627 01:52:20,840 --> 01:52:22,840 Shout out to the natural girls 1628 01:52:23,840 --> 01:52:24,840 Goodbye 1629 01:52:25,840 --> 01:52:27,840 Thank you for all the love and support 1630 01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:30,840 From all those worldwide 1631 01:52:30,840 --> 01:52:32,840 We're worldwide right now we're world-wide 1632 01:52:32,840 --> 01:52:34,840 What's that thing in stepbrothers the movie? 1633 01:52:35,840 --> 01:52:37,840 The company they come up with? 1634 01:52:37,840 --> 01:52:38,840 Something worldwide? 1635 01:52:39,840 --> 01:52:40,840 Let me look it up and then I'll tell you 1636 01:52:40,840 --> 01:52:42,840 It's like a shipping logistics company 1637 01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:44,840 Something worldwide 1638 01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:45,840 Stepbrothers? 1639 01:52:45,840 --> 01:52:47,840 Yeah stepbrothers worldwide 1640 01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:49,840 Stepbrothers world 1641 01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:50,840 Atlas worldwide 1642 01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:51,840 What? 1643 01:52:52,840 --> 01:52:53,840 Yeah fuck 1644 01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:54,840 Prestige 1645 01:52:54,840 --> 01:52:55,840 Prestige 1646 01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:56,840 Prestige worldwide 1647 01:52:56,840 --> 01:52:57,840 Wait wait wait 1648 01:52:57,840 --> 01:52:58,840 Prestige 1649 01:52:58,840 --> 01:52:59,840 Go to 1650 01:52:59,840 --> 01:53:00,840 Hold on I'm going to play it 1651 01:53:00,840 --> 01:53:01,840 This is the closer folks 1652 01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:02,840 Yeah I got it already 1653 01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:04,840 Send me a link 1654 01:53:04,840 --> 01:53:05,840 Send me a link 1655 01:53:05,840 --> 01:53:06,840 Copy link 1656 01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:07,840 What's up what's up 1657 01:53:07,840 --> 01:53:09,840 I'm going to send it to Key because it makes a cool ass noise 1658 01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:10,840 It makes a cool ass noise 1659 01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:15,840 Alright 1660 01:53:16,840 --> 01:53:17,840 Come on 1661 01:53:17,840 --> 01:53:18,840 Dude it like instantly played 1662 01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:19,840 I don't 1663 01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:21,840 Alright we're going to end on this folks 1664 01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:23,840 Shout out to stepbrothers bangin' movie 1665 01:53:23,840 --> 01:53:24,840 Prestige worldwide 1666 01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:25,840 Prestige worldwide 1667 01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:26,840 Copy copy 1668 01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:29,840 Excuse me everyone if I can have your attention please 1669 01:53:30,840 --> 01:53:32,840 For those of you who don't know me 1670 01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:33,840 My name is C.L. Doughback 1671 01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:34,840 I'm Robert 1672 01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:36,840 Other sons, biological ones 1673 01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:37,840 Chuck 1674 01:53:38,840 --> 01:53:41,840 I'm probably wondering why we gathered you here tonight 1675 01:53:41,840 --> 01:53:43,840 Besides Derek's birthday 1676 01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:45,840 We got a special surprise for you Derek 1677 01:53:45,840 --> 01:53:46,840 And everybody here 1678 01:53:46,840 --> 01:53:47,840 Check check check 1679 01:53:47,840 --> 01:53:48,840 Check check check check check check check check 1680 01:53:48,840 --> 01:53:49,840 No please stay on us 1681 01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:50,840 Check check check check check 1682 01:53:50,840 --> 01:53:52,840 You want to shut this down D-man? 1683 01:53:52,840 --> 01:53:53,840 Yeah well just hold on 1684 01:53:53,840 --> 01:53:55,840 Derek for your birthday we thought we'd roll out 1685 01:53:56,840 --> 01:53:58,840 Once in a lifetime business opportunity 1686 01:53:58,840 --> 01:53:59,840 Happy birthday Derek 1687 01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:01,840 Music 1688 01:54:01,840 --> 01:54:03,840 Music 1689 01:54:04,840 --> 01:54:05,840 Prestige 1690 01:54:05,840 --> 01:54:06,840 Worldwide 1691 01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:08,840 Why why why why 1692 01:54:09,840 --> 01:54:11,840 Prestige worldwide 1693 01:54:12,840 --> 01:54:14,840 The first word in entertainment 1694 01:54:14,840 --> 01:54:15,840 First word 1695 01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:16,840 Management 1696 01:54:16,840 --> 01:54:17,840 Financial portfolios 1697 01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:18,840 Insurance 1698 01:54:18,840 --> 01:54:19,840 Computers 1699 01:54:19,840 --> 01:54:20,840 Black leather gloves 1700 01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:22,840 Research and development 1701 01:54:23,840 --> 01:54:26,840 Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need 1702 01:54:26,840 --> 01:54:28,840 Last week we put liquid paper on a bee 1703 01:54:28,840 --> 01:54:30,840 And it died 1704 01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:31,840 Security 1705 01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:32,840 Security 1706 01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,840 And 1707 01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:34,840 And 1708 01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:35,840 Investors 1709 01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:37,840 Possibly you 1710 01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:39,840 Oh this is classic 1711 01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:41,840 This is like present 1712 01:54:41,840 --> 01:55:01,840 Music