Best thing to ever happen to the internet.
That's our podcast ladies and gentlemen.
The best thing that's happened to the internet?
The best thing to ever happen to the internet.
Is us?
Yeah.
Yeah, we are the best things.
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
I think, I think our, our, uh, you know.
I don't, tell me.
Our podcast is the best podcast and you should tell everybody about our podcast.
People like it.
The numbers are up.
The numbers are in everybody.
The numbers are in.
We, we have made it to, why is everything in a weird language?
I spilled water on this notebook.
What were you saying?
We're in a weird language.
Why is everything in such a, like a, why is it such a weird language right now?
What language?
Uh, like, I think it's an, is it air?
Isn't it's Arabic?
Everything's in Arabic.
How do you know if you can't read it?
Like if you can't read, I'm not, I don't know everything is, everything is an air.
Show me, show me, show me.
Like everything is an Arabic.
Everything is an Arabic.
Look, I'm confused.
Oh, the names are in Arabic and then you got another and Chinese.
Maybe the names of the countries are in the local language.
Maybe probably go to America.
Let me go right here.
America.
I don't know what that hill that is.
So go to United Kingdom.
Uh, United Kingdom.
Yeah.
So it is in the language.
Oh, it's in their land.
Yeah.
Fucking.
I'm not.
I'm not being racist or anything.
No, I was going to call you a retard, but then I paused, but I can't actually
prove myself.
We've made it retard.
We've made it to the Middle East is retard a bad word.
Yes.
Retard.
I didn't put anything on that.
I only put yellow, orange and the turquoise.
It's absolutely true.
He likes it.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
Wait, that's it.
That's how you giving me.
I'll give you more.
Dude, there's nothing on the board.
I know.
I accidentally clicked it, but didn't have another file to put on it.
Best thing to ever happen to the Internet.
Yeah.
We made it to this is where we made it.
People we made it to Mexico.
Shout out to the Mexicos.
Shout out to the Colombians.
Shout out shout out to the Brazilians.
Shout out.
Oh, even in San Paulo.
Shout out.
So Paulo, San Paulo.
Yeah.
San Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo.
Brazil Brazil.
Is it?
It's the end of Brazil.
The numbers are in.
Shout out shout out to the Canadians.
This is where we've this is where we're hitting shout out to the Americans.
We don't really care about the Americans.
Why?
Because we're American.
Shout out to United Kingdom.
France.
We fucking run their shit.
Dutch land.
Berlin.
Dutch land.
Berlin.
That's Germany.
What's Hamburg?
Germany.
Hamburg is in northern Germany.
Russia.
Yeah.
Russia.
These are countries, Terry.
We're in Russia.
These are countries.
I don't know what the Middle East one is.
Can you pull up a map?
No one.
Show me.
I'll tell you.
No, just pull up a map.
I want to do it.
No, because I want to do it.
Because I don't want to cheat.
I want to see what this country is.
Really?
Yeah.
Persia.
Is it Persia?
No.
I think that's a hint you fucking...
Oh, Persia.
Next to Persia?
No, no, no.
It is Persia.
Wait, you just told me you said it was a hint.
It is a hint.
What country of people consider themselves Persians?
Persians?
No, motherfucker.
It's Iran.
Iran.
It's what you...
Iran. It's what you that fuck you. It's the area that used to be considered
Persia back in the fucking day. We're Japan. We're in Japan. I don't know what
this country is. New Zealand. We're in New Zealand. How do you know what those
countries look like? And we're in Singapore. How do you know? It says.
Because it reads in English. No, nothing's in English. It's in their own
language. Wait, Singapore doesn't have English? It does, I guess. What does New
Zealand have? It's raining. It's like raining hard car. Can you hear it? It's
dumping. Dude, open the window a little bit. It's dumping. Everybody, it's a rainy
day in the Washington area. It is dumping. It's dumping. Wait, wait, can you hear it?
I can hear it through my headphones. They can't hear it. Why don't you just put it
up to the window? Get them a little sneak peek of what's going on. Nothing's
happening. They can't hear it. They can't hear it. They can't hear it. Your shit is
not going up. They cannot hear it.
They can't fucking hear it. I like the sound of rain sometimes. You like the sound of
sun? There's no sound of sun. The dry bits. Damn, dude. The dry bits? The dry bits,
Ducky. The dry bits. So, what's going on? Not much, man. What's going on with you?
Just doing shit. Just doing shit. Getting ready to go to the beach. Beach, beach.
Let's go to the beach. Beach. Let's go in a way. Hey, hey, let's go gay. What? I don't
want to be gay. Let's go gay. Hey, hey. Yo, imagine. I was having a conversation with
Imagine all the people. Imagine. I wonder if you can do it now. It's getting heavier.
Imagine all the people. That's John Lennon's song. Imagine. Isn't that the song that the
celebrities all sang you during covid? What? Imagine celebrities. No. Uh-huh. Is it? Yeah.
They did like during covid. Like they were like everybody stay home. We're all family.
We're all friends. That's not true. They did that during covid. They yeah. For years.
It was an ad. It was like a promotional thing that a bunch of celebrities did. How do you
promote covid? No, no. It was them all saying like saying you have to listen to the CDC
and stay home. I was like here. I was like, how do you promote covid? Yeah, here you go.
Can you can you get it as like a public service announcement to like basically tell everybody
remember this? Yeah. There's no heaven. Oh, you need to turn it up. If you try. Well,
you're not wearing a mask. Imagine all the people. I forgot her name. Sarah Silverman.
I don't know who that is. It isn't hard to do. Wait, hold on. Can you pause this? Every
single one of them. I just want you to know this is four years ago when the pandemic was
that it's probably heyday. Yeah, they were. None of them are wearing a mask. Well, no,
because they're isolated. Terry, are they? Yeah, they're all outside. This was when they
were like, hey, you have to do what the government says. We agree with the government. This is
what March night. This was before all that shit, Terry. Oh, was it? This was like at
the beginning. This is about to be. Oh, this is about to be the heyday of it.
And no religion to imagine all the people like some of them are like this is so. Why is it
not the only one? I hope someday you will join us. And do you think that you think the
acid of the sing all the whole song is so crunchy? Yeah, it is dumping now. I bet they
told them just saying a certain part. You think so? I just made them do. See if you
could put it up to the window. Yes, it's sick. The mic of the watching it pound against
my neighbors like patio. That's cool. All right, hold on. Open the window a little bit
more and then stick them. Fuck you. Give the people some ASMR. Give the people what they
want. No, they want to hard to get out there. They want it. Nobody wants this stupid stupid.
No. Oh, so Pedro, you remember this though? Yeah, I remember this. It was like celebrities
saying, look, we're staying home. You have to stay home. No need for food and hunger.
Brotherhood. Sharing all the world. Beautiful montage. They say that I'm a dreamer. But
I'm not the only one. Who are you? I hope some day. You're not smoking. Hello. We who
are you? And the world will be as one. I've lived. Did I had something in my add something
that I wanted to talk about like before all this? Oh, this is Rogan and cigar ripping
on that. We can talk and shit. Let's see what they say. The Joe Rogan experience. Did
you see that imagine song? There's no heaven. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, all those knuckleheads.
There's no heaven. This is not the time when everyone's Grammys dying. You fucking idiot.
There's this sense of this was like a couple days afterwards. I remember this episode when
they were shitting on them that they feel like they did something significant. She's
so happy gal. Good. Oh, whatever. Wonder woman. She's got this beautiful smile on her face
and so happy to sing that. Thank you. Just like, like she's seducing you. Yeah. I lost
my job at the meatpacking. But Gal Gadot saying imagine it's a terrible. Why are you even
singing publicly? I didn't even pose, but I that's actually pretty true. Yeah, it's
like terrible. It's like get some like musical artists to do it. Not actors. Yeah, I just
lost my job. But Gal Gadot sang a song. Everything's fine. Everything's good. Everything's good.
Everything's good. Right. First of all, I tried to do that where I go and imagine I just
started laughing hysterically. So then I did one where I go, I want to connect with all
you guys. So let's just jerk off together. Not used to this hand. Just try to connect
with all our fans. But it's such a dumb move to I don't know. I can't believe how many
people I mean, I guess that she must have reached out to them. Send me a you singing
out loud. And they want to be like tight where they're like, sure, Wonder Woman. Sure, Wonder
Woman. Yeah, okay. I couldn't keep us. I tried to stay off. You know, you should do
like since since you're trying to do like a curated AI are every time that we do a new
trying failing.
Yeah.
Here's the thing. I am totally fine with generating absolute shit picture every week.
Do this on what we talk about. No doubt. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, yeah. But here, here, but
I don't want to have to go do the extra work of like making it into an MP3 and adding the
text on top of it and then sending it to you to be uploaded every week because I'm lazy
piece of shit.
You know what you can do is no, I do not tell me please. You can just have like a static
like there's no there's no audience like overlay on it and then you just slap it on there
every time. So you don't have to do that much work. It's not that hard. Like you didn't
all right. Fuck you. We're starting this week. I'll do it. I promise I'll do it. Okay. So
what's the prompt?
Well, the celebrities singing shitty songs. So what you need to do is rain. So the rain
rain celebrities. So at the end of it, like towards the end of it, we'll get like key
words that we'll do. We have to do it during because then it can it's fine. Like that's
fine. Fine. What we'll do is like that's fine. Fine. Fine. What we'll do is is that you just
pick keywords throughout the whole like episode. So like right now we have rain, COVID celebrities
imagine you see what I'm saying rain. Yep. Pounding. No, pounding rain. No. Celebrity
COVID. It's not going to work. It's going to give me a little spike protein ball. A little
imaginary little spiky ball. So spike balls. All right, hold on. I want to it's a new thing
we're doing. So don't get confused. We're still there's no audience. Just just just the title
that's what I'm saying. The title on the album art is always going to say the same thing.
Yeah, but it's going to change. There's not going to be any confusion. We should get
it. You see I'm saying they just read. Yeah. Yeah. Podcasts. That's a title right there.
You just read. You just read. You just read. Oh shit. That's good, dude. Yeah. In the podcast
title also will still say there's no audience. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But some people can't read
enhanced I message experience for episodes. Whoa. That's new. Did you see I didn't see
that. But did you see any of the of that of the new iOS AI bullshit they announced? We
can go. We can do a brief thing. Okay. I literally don't know anything about it. I know it's
me neither. I didn't even watch it. I just heard about it. Yeah. All I know is that they
everybody was like speculating that this is going to be like the biggest, you know, it's
going to be an AI that Apple made. But then it's just them syncing and linking up with
chat GPT. That's it. Oh, is it? Yeah. They have like a thought it was their own. I think
it's a contract, but it's like. Oh, that's not sure. Let me hold on. Open AI is a creepy
company who like chat GPT. Yeah. I thought it was their own AI and it's not AI. It's
not actually artificial intelligence, but I thought it was their own thing. Yeah. Open
AI and chat GPT are creepy because they hire like X NSA chiefs to be on their board. That's
like creepy surveillance. Is is Apple is stuffing open AI is jet GPT in into a wide range of
products and platforms, including Siri smart assistant. So yeah, they are using chat GPT's
Oh, I didn't realize that's sketchy. Yep. Did Apple partner with open AI? Apple announced
artificial intelligence partnership with open AI. Sign me up for not enabling that.
Fuck. But here's the thing is, is that it can only be used on. Right now, you can only
use that on the 15 and the 16 when it comes out. Oh, the anything older than a phone that's
the 15 is not going to support it. Well, you'll get you'll get iOS 18, but you won't get those
features, the features of the which is really stupid to be nonetheless, because it's just
a software thing. It's just why are you crippling? It's just what they always do, Terry. It's
all just they're they're normal scan. They do every year. It's like, Hey, normal scan
to get you to buy the newest phone. That's not all it is. Yes, correct. But I think depending
on how the 16 looks, I might get it just because of a friend of mine has the the 15 and it
has that titanium like outer and it's more it feels more smooth. Yeah, I felt it. Yeah,
it's nice. Like where this is like kind of because it's stainless steel. So it's kind
of like, you know, I'm saying I don't smudge it. It's like, you know, it's nasty. You know,
sometimes it's like my, you know, you get a more glossy. Yeah, the ones are mad. Yeah,
the ones are kind of like a really nice texture. And so I might I might do that. And plus I
want to I want a bigger phone anyways. If I buy a new phone, it's not I'm not getting
the pro anymore. You're just going to get the base model. Yeah, because I've come to
the conclusion that like the only thing that the is it called pro? Yeah. Yeah. So the pro
model, the only thing it has really is like an extra camera lens. But like most of the
processors now is like the same and everything's the same. Yeah. And I've come to realize that
I don't actually take from any pictures of my phone. I do. So like I for me getting the
pro and fine and the how much it weighs. My mom got a 14 or 15 the regular version nonpro.
It's like so much lighter. Yeah. And I kind of like because it's plastic. No, it's aluminum.
No, it's it's wait. What is that guy? What's not plastic? No, no, no, what does he say?
Jerry, whatever the fuck his name is Jerry. No, no, that one guy. I think I think it's
broken. What thing it's not working. Oh, your artificial intelligent thing. I think I need
to close I need to kill it and restart it. Probably a good thing. No, is his name Ives
Jerry Ives. What's his name? Johnny Ives Johnny Ives. A little guy who used to be the designing
guy. Yeah. But how aluminum? No, he would say like, no, in there. Can you go to one
of their restarting this? Sorry, what? Go to one of the Johnny Ives presentations. Yeah.
But he always used the word like instead of using the word plastic, he would say polycarbonate
like polycarbonate. Yeah. Frame because plastic just sounds cheap. Yeah. Carbonate sounds
fancy. Yeah. Polycarbonate sounds the same thing. Yeah. Johnny. I think that's how you
say it. I don't know. You're Johnny Ive. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. I've
I've Johnny Ive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Polycarbonate. Yeah. Polycarbonate. Like that. He would just
say it's just like the best thing in the world. Yeah. Simplicity. Let's see if it's on here.
I think there is a profound. Terry fucking loves this. I love it so much. And enjoy profound
and enjoyable. What is Johnny Ive do now? He has some other company that he said does
it's like a design company. It's okay. I got you. All right. Shut up. We'll be listening.
I think there is a profound and enduring beauty in simplicity in and enduring beauty and simplicity.
I don't know if we're going to get it, but clarity might have the efficiency. True simplicity
is polycarbonate is derived from polycarbonate. So much more polycarbonate than just the absence
of the top comment is imagine trying to have a conversation with this guy.
Oh, that's a renormation. It's a line something order to complexity. Wait, wasn't it like,
oh wait, the simplicity was the slide to unlock thing. Wait, wait, wait. Can you go back to
that? I think there is a complexity. Yeah, it's just swipe up. It's the home button.
Just anyways, go down. Scroll down. I just want to go to the comments. There's one. I
want to find the polycarbonate. Is there some kind of weird trending algorithm YouTube
is not is telling us you Johnny car saying polycarbonate. That's what you want. Right?
Yeah. Yeah. Polycarbonate Apple announced that on the 27th of June, 2019 that I would
depart the company stating that he would start an independent firm named Love Form. Cool.
Love form. Love form. What the fuck? Johnny I've says iPhone over and over again. Yeah.
I found this iPhone. Your iPhone. iPhone. I really want the phone. I can't hear the
little moon. Oh, that's fine. Oh, because it's so funny. All right. Aluminium is naturally
strong and lightweight. Raw aluminum of exceptional purity is first heated to a molten state.
We believe this aluminum alloy. Oh, God. Oh, you're right there. Aluminium hinge. Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, what is McRae doing this? Unibody enclosure. Solid piece of aluminum.
Yes. High grade aluminum. Yes. Solid slab of aluminum. Yes. Aluminium. Yes. Yes. Oh,
God. That was great. I didn't expect that. I think when they introduce, she's having
that goes apple again, putting the eye in a random places. That's funny. How do Americans
pronounce titanium titanium titanium titanium. Those here after knowing the fact that he left
apple. If you say aluminum, you also have to say titum. Your arm. He'll him. Your aluminum.
I don't think it's when he introduces like the product, the profound, the s e or something
like that. Profound. Profound. Profound. Profound. Oh my God. Is it a loop? It is. Profound. Oh
my God. It's just a loop. I think it's just when he. I don't know, dude. I don't think
it's going to be a discoverable based on the title. No, I mean, no, probably not. It's
like going to be buried in something else. It's going to be buried in one of his like
iPhone when he introduces the iPhone when he introduces the like the shit phones back
in the day. Like the iPhone eight or something, but not the metal version, the basic version
or because he made a he may he this polycarbonate or that do you think he'll say it in the actual
ad. Here's this. There's the Johnny Ives harmonious design. Maybe I like how we're deep diving.
I'm trying to say polycarbonate. You brought it up. I know. Sneak peek. We have always
thought of design as being so much more than just the way something looks. It's the way
it feels. It's the whole thing. It's the whole thing, dog. The way something actually works
on so many different levels. It feels. It's it. Oh, design. Oh, click into a baby. So
much of our experience. Oh, this is I think there is a profound and enduring beauty and
during simplicity in clarity in efficiency. True. Stop this shit. Do you think this guy
just randomly started saying random shit and try to put it all together? Well, this guy
is the Ives. I think he's a genuine genius. The dude literally designed the most successful
lineup of electronic products of any company in the history of the world. That's true.
So you got to give the man his props. Clearly he's like no shit. That's true. I give you
that. I give you that. I mean, he did his name, but you will almost certainly have come
across Jonathan Ives work from trendy offices to sex and the city. His designs are everywhere.
They're cutting edge sought after must haves. And it's great.
Spensive and highly comfortable digital music machine. The iPod has an expanding cult following
selling at the rate of 200,000 a month. Like everything else from Apple recently. It was
designed by a team led by gifted young Englishman that some regard as the company's saviour.
Incredible. I think it's sort of thrill and satisfaction seeing, you know, when you're
on the plane, you know, seeing somebody with those sort of telltale white headphones going
up from their iPod or using a power book. And it's great.
Jonathan Ives was born in London 37 years ago.
He's not going to say it.
My preference for us was, was...
We're fucked, Terry.
Yeah, we're fucked.
It sucks.
I'm done with it.
It's insane. It's literally insane.
That's too bad. I really wanted that.
I really wanted to hear the polycarbonate because...
You really get off on that, huh?
Dude, I just thought I was really stupid.
What was the polycarbonate iPhone? That's what we need to look for.
That's what you need to look for.
A plastic iPhone.
Was there?
Yeah.
A plastic iPhone. iPhone 5.
iPhone 5. iPhone 5C. Look at that.
Yeah.
iPhone 5C.
I had iPhone 5. It was metal.
iPhone 5C. Johnny, I have iPhone 5C. Well, I think...
Oh, fuck.
Johnny E.
Oh, yeah. This is it.
This one?
That's an hour long.
No, but this is the...
Plastic perfected.
Yeah. This is it.
Yeah.
This is it.
Wait.
Yeah.
It was like the first one that they made all these cool colors for.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, look at that polycarbonate melted.
Ooh!
Yeah!
Uh!
Yeah.
Uh!
He's not going to say it.
No, because it's not the actual...
It's the keynote.
That's what we're trying to look for.
I remember this one.
I remember that.
That's...
Yeah.
You'd have to f...
Because this is an actual...
It's when...
It was a keynote.
That's what you want to look for.
No, this.
No, because...
He's going to talk.
The iPhone 5C...
Yeah.
Yes.
...is in many ways the distillation...
Yes.
...for people who love about the iPhone 5.
Yes.
It's simpler, more essential, yet it's more capable to...
He's just saying words.
That's what I'm saying, bro!
He goes...
In simpler, more capable, and certainly more colorful.
You're just saying obvious things.
The thing I'm saying...
...is an experience.
An experience that's defined by hardware and software working harmoniously together.
We continue to refine that experience, dramatically blurring the boundaries between the two,
making it more powerful, more intuitive, and ultimately more useful.
iPhone 5C is beautifully unapologetically plastic.
He said plastic!
It's coming.
I want to start.
He is beautifully unapologetically plastic.
Multiple parts have been reduced to a single polycarbonate component.
There it is!
There it is, baby!
...to a single polycarbonate component.
Polycarbonate component!
He's continuous.
A single polycarbonate component whose surface is continuous and seamless.
I think that designs with a real coherence are the result of developing form material.
I wonder how much of 5C costs that.
Well, you can't find out.
Now, you're talking about back in the day.
Yeah, I can probably find it.
Forming, and in many ways defining the other, creating a signal.
This is fun.
It came out in 2000.
That's a beautiful design.
Oh my God.
It's coming.
It's going to tell you in there.
But guess, for an iPhone 5C back in 2023.
2029.
2013, sorry.
2099.
No.
More or less.
Less.
Oh.
It was like a hundred bucks or 200 bucks?
Like 99 or 99?
It's both.
Yeah.
It's a hundred dollars.
God damn.
16 gigs and $200.
That's a crazy example of how much inflation, but also how much more fancy they make phones
now.
Cause like if you made a plastic phone today like that, it would be pretty cheap.
He's going to say it again.
You ready?
Ready?
I'm hearing it.
Piece of polycarbonate.
Oh, fuck me.
It starts with a single piece of polycarbonate.
Into which we install a steel reinforced frame, creating a bespoke assembly that doubles as
an antenna.
Oh.
We then add the rear plate.
We then machine holes for the buttons, ensuring perfect-
Oh, perfect holes.
Dude, I love watching a C and T machine.
Then the entire assembly goes through multiple finishing processes, including a clear lacquer
that creates a durable and incredibly glossy surface.
This whole process culminates in an extraordinarily rigid structure.
I love rigid structures.
Solid, dense feel.
Oh, dense.
That you would not expect.
Not expect.
A product.
From the beginning, we wanted to design cases as-
Oh, fuck you.
You want to see the picture, Terry?
Dude, you can- Celebrity with COVID sitting outside in the pouring rain.
Ready?
Yeah.
Dude, you can buy an iPhone.
You can buy a five C.
I'm going to use this picture.
$45.
I don't see the COVID, but- Look at that nose.
It's actually pretty good.
I see all, I see four fingers.
This one's a little bit long, but like it's actually relatively, for a small little picture
on a podcast app.
At first, I thought this was like a cigarette, but I'm not sure what it is.
I don't see the COVID, but- You can buy a polycarbonate phone for like $9.
Are you using that?
Are you going to put more words in there?
I'm going to save it.
Why?
Just in case I want to use it.
What do you mean?
Okay, okay.
The fuck is wrong with you?
The fuck is wrong with me?
The fuck you is?
The fuck you ain't.
All right, what?
Now, polycarbonate?
Yeah, polycarbonate.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just add more.
Just keep adding to it.
Holding a polycarbonate phone.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Woo!
We hot.
But have you heard some- I'm done.
You're gist up, huh?
It's absolutely true.
Fuck yeah.
I'm all jet.
Best thing to ever happen to the internet.
Is that the iPhone?
Yeah, this is the best thing that-
Best thing to ever happen to the internet.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'll tell you when.
It starts with a single piece of polycarbonate.
Best thing to ever happen to the internet.
All right, that's a wrap.
Absolutely true.
It's absolutely true.
Fuck yeah.
Polycarbonate.
So what's the AI?
Are we done with AI?
We were just talking about the keynote from the new, what iPhone 18 is having.
Did you see- I didn't watch any of it.
Did you see any of the pictures of some of the features that the new version of the operating
system is going to have?
I saw a couple screenshots that were really promising and had features that looked like
I would really want to use them just in terms of customization and things.
Let me try to find some and show you.
I'm trying to find-
iOS 18?
Yeah.
New features.
Oh, let's just play a video.
You can just do a run thing and then we can start about it.
iOS 18 features.
That is the new one, isn't it?
15?
18.
Yeah, iOS 18.
Oh, yeah, look, you can do all this shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, iOS 18.
First, let's talk about a set of features that give you exciting new ways to personalize
your eyes.
I love Craig Federighi.
Fageroni.
Fageroni?
But look at this.
It's visually pleasing to me.
Not Craig, the fucking feature.
But Craig too.
Shout out to Craig.
Yeah, good Craig.
Customize your home screen with your favorite wallpaper, apps, and widgets.
Okay.
Now, exclusively on iPhone, you can use your own wallpapers.
Customity, shine through.
And now your app icons and widgets can add even more.
What?
Let me show you.
Yeah, show me.
Show me when you pull out your back pocket.
I've wanted this feature forever.
Okay.
Where you could like change the color of actual app icons to not be the default.
Yeah, watch, watch, watch.
I love as my wallpaper.
And now I can continue to enjoy it when I unlock my iPhone because I can't reach my
app widgets to frame it perfectly.
You'll get its home screen.
Like your basic as bitch.
Your basic bitch, bro.
I can select them all and easily place them along the bottom.
Right about.
Oh, it's where you can move them anywhere on the screen.
Or even off to the side and check this out.
We have an awesome.
Check this out, brother.
For app icons, when we go into dark mode, I'm just going to go in dark mode.
I wanted dark mode on home screens forever because I obviously have dark mode always set
on, but I've never been able to have it like just on the apps.
Isn't that cool?
Now.
Isn't that cool?
Black to white or white to black.
This new dark look.
They're even more new way.
What's that, brother?
What's that?
Tell me more.
Tell me more, Greg.
I can bring up a new customization sheet.
What's that?
Now I can tint them all with color.
I want a tint color that compliments my wallpaper.
Yeah.
Compliments like black and white or black and yellow at sick.
Any other color I want.
I'm jitty.
I'm all jitty.
I'm all jazzed up about it.
It's I'm all just I'm all jizzed up about it.
Apple.
This is the funniest thing I have to say about Apple.
We all know, but we're going to say this anyway.
It's like.
People that have Android and stuff like she is everybody up.
I'm all just say.
It's absolutely true.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
My new favorite ones.
Oh, there's no winning.
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot.
Now everyone hug and share a secret.
I'll get more.
I know you love it.
I love it.
I love the new button.
I sometimes I'm really lazy and don't do new shit, but I always forget that how much
of joy it brings you makes me feel happy when I do it.
Yes.
All right.
What we're going to say?
What is it about?
It is like this is this.
There's apps that already do this for for the apps to make them like dark or different
colors already.
But this is just like like Apple's like, we've made this real.
It's like a decade ago for you.
It's been around for a decade or more like it's been a while for a while.
It's been around for a while.
They're done.
All right.
You can adjust the color.
Shut up.
Shut up to you.
Biscuit.
Now they really pop.
It's so easy to create just the right look.
Yeah, it is.
Craig, you prefer the classic look or want to go dark.
I'm going dark with color.
That one.
That doesn't look sick.
Yeah.
I'm low.
Yeah, I'm going dark.
There are so many possibilities.
Truly your own.
We're also bringing new levels of customization and capability to control.
This is fucking get my, you know, get my dick dick.
Get my dick dick.
I do believe.
No, no, no, no.
Shut it.
What that thing do?
Yeah, here we go.
Shut it.
What that thing do?
I'll show you.
Shut it.
What that thing do?
Can you access many of the things you do every day even faster?
Let's take a look.
It's absolutely true.
When I swipe from the top right corner, I can see control center.
All my can.
Hey, can we, you can push the button.
Just can you wait?
Oh yeah.
Trolls organized in one place.
And now control center isn't limited to just the controls you see here.
Whoa.
Send it to me.
I can swipe to multiple new groups of controls.
What for media playback?
Wow.
How beautiful this looks.
Here are my home controls.
It's so useful to have everything arranged for me like this.
It's arranged for you.
Let me close the garage.
Wait.
Hold on.
Hold on, bro.
Let me close the garage.
You know what would have been really cool if garage, if the garage.
These are the pictures I saw and she's like, that looks sick.
Wait, why don't we just go into the tech and see where the new.
So the tech.
Yeah.
See what they got.
They packed with a ton of huge upgrades.
Some of which were leaked and some of which that weren't.
And out of literally hundreds of changes, there are 10 specific ones that I'm looking
forward to the most.
Just like how I'm looking forward to later today, when we'll be launching our beautiful
serene summer wallpaper spec by Hannah.
If you're looking for some perfect hand-drawn wallpapers for the summer season.
This is an ad.
We've got a native ad.
It's a native ad for him.
It's a 10 beautiful, simple and pastel design.
Simply the iOS 18 feature is actually something very simple that I don't get how Apple took
this long to implement.
Well, hold on.
We all don't know why I took up this log.
Reassigning the lock screen toggles.
Apple first introduced this with iOS 11 back in 2017.
And I've been complaining about this for years.
Now I wasn't a fan of having that camera toggle there as number one, it is slower than just
swiping to the left and the flashlight.
And number two, I introduced the action button that I was using myself to launch the camera
anyways.
So I need three ways of launching a camera from the lock screen.
Well that's now as you can literally have any toggle that you want on the home screen.
Which one?
You have the toggle button.
This dude's not lying everybody.
This dude's.
Yeah.
You swipe and you get it as well.
It just doesn't make sense.
Oh, you can change these however you see fit.
Then a number nine, this is a fairly small change, but I do quite love it.
You can now customize the summary tab and the activity app on the iPhone and have pretty
much any layout that you wish with whatever info.
That's pretty cool.
Okay.
The set widget to the activity app and the summary page and low on my list and that's
because I don't care about Siri.
So that's the ability to now use satellite SOS for sending normal messages to your friends
too.
So if you're on a hike and you've literally got no signal, but you want to make your family
and friends know that you're safe and everything is going well, you'll be able to send them
a message now.
Is it free?
It doesn't even have to be vital.
Hold on.
Because normally a sat phone plan is kind of expensive.
I would have said that they would just charge here.
I message this simply as it's okay.
Back in two years to be sent later, which I absolutely love.
And you also get far more text effects than ever before, which are now word based or then
sentence based.
It's like a, it's like back in the day where it's like, you're going to die if you don't
have an iPhone 14, which brings me to my top five feature, which is male categories.
Now some of you, this may see this is bad video.
But by the best part is something called controls gallery, where you can easily add collections
without going into settings.
And developers can also create templates for the controls gallery.
And all of these can be picked as toggles for the action button.
If you've got an iPhone 15 pro, that action button even more powerful this way.
Now as for my top three change, we've got customizable icons.
Okay.
We already know about this.
And I've seen this before, although I do think that we, what's quite surprising to me is
that if you use dark mode, you can now enable dark mode for your icons as well.
It means that now is the perfect time to start getting into.
This is a public service announcement to anyone who develops any software or anything.
If you don't include dark mode as standard in your product from day one, you are an insane
person.
True that.
And I might argue that the default should be dark mode and that light mode should be
the choice, but I'll let that go.
Yeah.
And the public service announcement.
Yes.
Look at it.
Well, yes.
Okay.
Customization ads, wink, wink wallpapers.
I think you guys are after the wallpapers.
He's going back to his wallpapers.
Of the latest wallpapers in our app.
Okay.
And number two, I've got the new customizable home screen, which yes, also got the before
and yes, Apple's implementation is better than in the leaks because unlike the leaks,
which run very clear on how these empty spaces would be created as they were referring to
the possibility of having to create some blank spaces in iOS 18, you can just place them
anywhere you want in a natural way, which means that if you've got a wallpaper with
a pet like our puppy paradise back right here, you can just have your icons placed around
it and then keep the middle of the screen empty to be able to see your wallpaper.
I thought you could do it.
No, you can't do that because it's just static.
It's just like it's in a row.
Is that a weird thing to care about though?
Not blocking your wallpaper?
Some people think it is.
I think it's weird to do this.
I like how he has a, he has a hashtag team pixel water bottle right there next to his
iPhone and its entirety.
And I feel like especially since we've now got custom icons and we can place our apps
anywhere we want, iOS is the closest it's ever been to Android.
Woo.
I think that's a bad thing.
Let me know if you.
Isn't that just the natural trend of Apple?
It's like you go from something that's just vanilla as fuck and then over the course of
years and decades, it's like all Apple's doing is like starting at vanilla and just slowly
getting the chocolate.
It's like the, it's like the picture of the guy just slowly transforming into a different
person.
It's like Apple just slowly transforms and then at the end it's just a picture of Android.
That's what this is, which brings me to my top feature.
Yes.
I'm excited for the most.
That is Apple.
Fuck off.
Obviously you knew that was coming to that.
You knew that was going to come to that.
Anyway, I was excited about some of the visual things.
You knew.
Cause I like to have like not all bright shit.
You knew.
You know what I mean?
Huh?
Shout out to me.
Shout out to you.
Did you hear about the FIA lowering the age limit?
So now we're going to get Kimmy Antonelli.
What's his full name?
Kimmy Antonelli.
No, it's full.
It's full name.
His first name.
Kimmy Antonello.
No, it's not Kimmy.
Kimmy is a nickname.
Antonello.
Kimmy.
I don't know the name.
It's like long and hard to say or something.
No shit.
So they just call him Kimmy.
Fuck.
But he's going to be writing with McLaren or Mercedes next year.
With McLaren.
Andre Kimmy Antonelli.
What's his name?
I just read it.
Mercedes youngster, youngster Andre Kimmy Antonelli's.
Andre.
Andre Kimmy Antonelli.
Andre.
Friends just get one week for you guys.
What's his full name?
Is he, he might be a Mexican.
I believe he's American.
He's timing way here in the woods.
What's his full name?
Exemption it's not just anybody. I believe there's some rule that said you have to
Show that you're a baller and you're like really really good and shit just as the FIA has updated the
Pen appendix L that was called appendic whatever
Clause the states that although the minimum age of the super license required to drive in F1 is 18 a special
Dispens
Whatever may grant a certain driver to receive one at 17
So it's not like it's just like a normal. It's a normal rule. You still have to be 18
Yeah, they just make you just have to evaluate more of an exception
And the article states that at the sole discretion of the FIA and driver judged
To have recently consistently demonstrated outstanding ability and maturity in a single-seater
Formula one competition may be granted a super license that they had just 17 years old
So that's pretty much it but I guess he's supposed to be he's gonna be
in the seat next year
Alongside Krabby be George. I think yeah, I was watching something that was indicating that George is kind of underperformed
Is a supposed abilities so I don't know that George is long for this world
I
Don't I don't know that he's gonna
It may depend if Mercedes like gets back to a good car again, but I don't think that George is the guy well there
They're saying
A Red Bull put a notion is it a notion or like a protest a protest against Mercedes front wing
Recently yeah
They are like saying they cheat they're saying I saw something about how maybe they thought McLaren had a janky wing
But I didn't see about Mercedes. No, they're saying something about I was reading something about how
Red Bull is protesting the front wing
The Mercedes because it gave a floppy they gave him a better
Like speed or some shit for being floppy protests like they said it was being floppy red
Red Bulls just worry that's all they don't honestly Red Bull is just
Scared Linda was shitting on Sergio again. He was like yo
It's not the Red Bull constructors championship. It's the max for staff and Red Bull championship because like Paris is getting no points
Red Bull asked if I had to investigate Mercedes front wing Mercedes found a
Found a quiet a lot of speed in in Canada the team reportedly came up with the updates the front wing among other things
Although this component past technical test at the track Red Bull racing does not seem to trust it completely
on
Check all
Kinds of technical tests are carried out by the FA to check whether a component complies with all regulations Mercedes front wing has been approved by the FA
However, the rest of the competition does not quite trust it
This is because teams can use the front wing to flex a certain load range during a lap
Yeah, and Red Bull is bitching that their their thing was too flexible. I
think
Good on rebel to ask for an investigation
It was toto that pushed the flex floor hoax in 2022 that was debunked and the only thing came from the flex floor saga
What that Red Bulls?
domination increased
Hmm
So that's what it is. It's just the flex of the wing. That's all it was
It's kind of weird though Red Bull's clever front wing tweak that was in 2024 though, but
But yeah, I think it's kind of weird. I think the thing is Red Bulls Red Bulls worried, you know, honesty because
They're the top dog right now last not looking last year only one person other than a Red Bull one
Right now there's been
Two separate winners
I saw I
saw a graphic that showed
After whatever nine races, which is where we're at
What the championship looked like last year versus what it looks like this year?
And it was like red last year was like Red Bull just absolutely dominating and then I think it had Mercedes
Aston Martin
Ferrari P4
Something P5 McLaren 6
And it was like a crazy difference and then like this year. Mm-hmm. It's like a lot closer to first place and obviously the order is different
But yeah, because it just shows how much
less Red Bull is
In a like a commanding lead and they're a lot more vulnerable vulnerable. I think I think that weird
That weird tube thing that they have on top
Like around the halo, you know like the halo and then it's like that fucking behind them. Yeah the air intake
Um, no, like it's on the side of the air intake
Have you seen you seen the Red Bull car? It's this fucking thing. It's like the poop. It's that thing. It's like a weird fucking
That oh it's like a little wing
It sticks out. No, no, no, no, not the wing you dipshit
No, it look it sticks out of the air intake like a little wing looking that fucking thing
I think it's like a little wing
No, it look it sticks out of the air intake like a little wing looking that fucking thing
There's the halo. There's that thing
Not that this
The fuck is that this this fucking thing?
It doesn't look right familiar to me
It was like their upgrade that they did. I didn't notice that you didn't notice that hold on
Red Bull F1 car they added it for Canada. No, they had it like the beginning of the season
You didn't notice that. Oh my god. Wait only Red Bull has it
As far as I know, I didn't know about this as far as I know yeah, RB 20 right right. Yeah
It doesn't show it here
Oh my god, dude, wait you tell me what I'm looking at here. Yeah, throw it up
That fucking thing
It's just part of the body work Terry. Yeah, but like on the other side it has like it's like an air is like a tube
It's like down like this is it sits down like that. That's their side pod
It's just part of the body work. That's their side pod. I think not really
I'm not gonna go go get in here. Go back go back go back
Go back to wins go back
Let's not how you use it
It's not doing anything
I don't get it. It's broken
It's not working. Okay, go back. Yeah, see that you see where it says on that fucking this one. Yeah that that's not
That's not why I said I'm Reese's bench. Just think
Yeah, there you go cooling a further evolution click it 2020 click it
Optimized cooling
There's it's like it's like a little it doesn't do anything cool
It's like it looks like a torpedo
Look at that thing this thing you're talking about now up here. Yes for the fucking is
Okay, that's just part of the body work. No, there's no inlet up there. Oh, no
I'm not talking about the inlet. I'm just talking about how like if you if you take it's just body styling
If you take the RB 20 and take the RB 19 and put them compare them side by side. They look different
Yeah, but you said in inlet. I didn't say it. No you did
No, no, no, no, you said Aaron take you fucked hard. No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no RB 20 19. Yeah, go to the 19. It's not doing anything. You got to click the arrow
It didn't work before there goes you see how you see how it's turning this time
Okay, hold on fuck our fuck our you see how you see how this is just flat
That's just flat you see how that is just flat the halo comes down you see how the halo and this is just flat before and now
It comes like hold on like do you see how this is just flat? Yeah, but it's not an air intake
I didn't say it was
You see how this is just flat mm-hmm now go to the RB 20
I'm so heated right now that is not flat a little different body change
You want to see the way it's fucking sucking. Do you want to see the lady holding a phone this time? Oh my god
I don't we're pretty jacked up about it. I don't care right look like carbonate look look look look look look
This is a great picture. It's not bad like this this the pink she's holding it really wrong the pinky is a little bit jacked up up here
But like the hands way way better. Is she talking on the phone and holding an umbrella? No, I think she's yeah
She's holding like an iPhone 5c in her hand down here and then up here. It looks like an old-fashioned phone. She's on the
All right, this is it the start Alvamart. Okay?
Whoo, but yeah, but yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, dude
All right
I love it. I'm so mad at you dude. You have no idea how mad I am why why?
Because I was trying to describe it to you and you're like nah, that's not it
No, that's not it. She's wearing like plastic clothes
It's a poncho. It's a poncho. It's a poly car her pants look like they're made out of plastic too though
That's poly carbonate poly carbonate. She's the poly carbonate person poly carbonate person. Yeah, that's what it is
Are we gonna pick our winners are we gonna pick her? Yeah? Yeah?
Or you got to take a shit. Hmm. I don't know comes and goes
I saw how shitting works. Ducky. Yeah, it does true does you sure about that 100% 100%
Oh come on, you know, I'm sick and tired of you
I'm trying to I'm doing this live show me how I can easily do it because I have this do what I have this software called gimp
Which is an photo editing software that's free, but I don't really know how to use it very well
You're asking the wrong person, but you said it's easy to do an overlay and I tell you
Yeah, I think it is
Isn't just adding text to it. That's all it is. Is it not that's all you're gonna do
You're just adding text. Can you tell me which one is our podcast title?
Fuck is wrong with you. Is it this one or this one? It's this the top one. This one. So this is it
So basically I just need to save this text. Yeah, I don't know how to do it
You sound saying like I don't understand how to use it. The text is over there. I don't see it
No, the you put the okay, what give her to the okay, give her the picture
Put that
I'm saying dude
You're saying
You're saying words like like it's obvious and it is and I agree with you it should be easy
I just don't know what to click
Because there's only icons
Okay, can you start a new get deleted? I can do a new. Yeah, do a new one. No, yeah
Just just hit okay, it's fine and then get grab
Grab the new no no download put the new picture in there. I don't know how
What does it say it was it say at the top of the screen cuz they say import or anything can't see
Import import import import where I don't know
I don't know
Is there like is there like a can you copy and paste go find that picture and copy and paste it
You know this for bank plugged in hardwire to this TV there's a lot of lag
It's kind of jank
This one
Oh, yes
Now what you can do is I think you just need to find the
I just need to be able to grab this text and just transfer it. There's a there's I don't remember what the text is called
But the text it will be over in the fonts
We just got to find the font on the right-hand side dumbass
I remember what the font was called
Do you think we didn't we like upload it? Yeah, we actually like cool font. Yeah, I don't remember it though
I wonder if there's like a filter
That can be like which ones that I download
I don't really
Does it say on what's on there?
No, because this is just the JPEG. This is not the file but we use the oh, yeah, it's in the file
What did it what wasn't like a space text?
Yeah, but I don't think it was called space. That's the thing you can filter it's right up there. It's filter where?
This filter is dark. I don't know what to type though. There's a there's a there's a drop-down dark
No, there's a drop-down
Boop boop was it was it do nothing?
I thought what was it called? Yeah, I know start with the tea. Maybe tea just type in tea. No
Telemarines. No, that was it. It was it. Yeah, it was it. Yeah. Yeah, telemarines
Telemarines. I can't she doesn't jump to it
TTTTTTTTTTT
Te tella
Tella marines is right there. Where is it there?
That's it
That's it Terry you fucking you're the man. How do I use it?
Rescan render font map create an image filled with previous
Previous of font-smatching font name filler
Now just click on it
Did you click on it? Nothing happens. Okay, so then
See what that a is? No, no, no the a where the a in the left hand side up here. Yeah, yeah
No, no the a I found it
I need to be in this other one. Does it say add text now add text
Now change the color no, no, no, no, no, no, it's right there. Change the color to green to wear out of it
Whatever green you want. I didn't do it. Did you apply?
I don't know
No, no, no, click the click that green. Yep, hit okay
See you didn't do it you might have to highlight the whole all of it highlight all of it highlight all of it
Change changes green. I love how you're talking changes the green
Jesus
Crazy is that the same text?
Yeah, looks like it
Wait, why is the a look way different than the a that we have so I was saying like go back who cares
No, it's the same a I just I changed the
Is this the same fun? Yeah, it's the same font the a is the same. Yeah, we're good. We're good because the a is a triangle
You know it doesn't make sense
Whoa capitals those are capitals not the other I didn't need a little case eating. Oh shit dude
Did you oh you fucked us doggy oh to check the subject subjects. Did you just hit control a?
Yeah, that is it. That's way cooler. Shout out to you Terry. Shout out to you
How do I move the whole box? Okay, click out of the box
Click the box
It should just move it. No
Stop
I
Need to go to the you need to go to the movie stuff. Yeah. Yeah. There you go now move it there. Yeah go
Where should I put it right right between our eyes? Yeah, just like that like this
Yeah, yeah, cuz that's what we're trying to do for an iPhone
Then move the home screen. That's how you do it so
How do I make the yellow box go away it will just disappear
But I want to see a preview
How do I save this it's there's a probably a file save up there somewhere
File save as save as what?
Just put on your desktop also what we should do is we should start putting the episode on there too
100%
Well, should we not?
No, we should
Best thing to ever happen to the internet. We are we are the we what are we best thing to ever happen to the internet?
It's absolutely true
It is absolutely true. We are the best thing that's hit this fucking earth
No, no, no
You got to make it in their box. I want to do it in this box. We'll put it in the box
It doesn't drag the little fucking thing down. I
Wish this was a little more intuitive
It's free. What do you think it is? Oh?
Oh, you got to make it smaller though
Episode 119 sure yeah, can you double check let me reconfirm
Confirm
119 and I should put the title in there too. No shit, but they should be smaller. I know the huge rain bombs
Holy shit, you got it. You got it. You got it. You got a gay. Hold on. I gotta do it first
Why did the this the number sign not show up as green?
And then go up to the yeah, we're snowing it where says 62. Oh
Oh, okay, we don't want it that small. Oh
Yeah, we want to be around around the iPhone can I make it centered in this box? Yeah, sure. How do I do that?
No, you're asking the wrong person
No, you don't want it centered you
I'm 19. I need to make it all green. They made the
The hashtag 19. Oh, did I even type a hashtag?
Yeah, like when I type in the pound sign like number it's black
Or doesn't exist maybe or there's no pound sign inside that text. I'll just do 119
And I'll do
Should I do a dash? Yeah, I do dash. No, don't do that. I'll do this
I'll do 119 and then below I'll do
Single polycarbonate component is that that's our title? Yeah, that's a long ass title. I
Thought you were gonna go with what was the other one?
I thought it was you just read we can do that. I like that. That's that's that whole single polycarbonate
I like that one. You just read you just read
There you go
Each week we're gonna have to do this
I'll figure out like how to make just make this
I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna figure out like how to make just make this
Hell yeah, Terry. Shut up to you. Shut up to me
File. Oh, no, I
Hate that. Can I turn that off? Probably or when you click the background it moves out. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no
You'd activate this one
Save as come on save as you got this
Just say with you desktop. It's fine show all files
It's on there what file type just
What don't need to save it as a specific file type? No
No, it'll save as what it is
But I need to save it like a JPEG for your upload. Yeah, there's a probably a converter
Double click on it
Like on the the one that you just recently downloaded
Why why this is what it looks like when I saved it Terry, what?
No, you just deleted it. No, that's not the file. Okay
No, I think I can do it over here somehow. I thought we did it differently last time
This is a tag done here. I'm creating a layer. No, no
No
No, how do you save JPEGs in Gimp Jesus Christ?
Yeah, I thought it was a different how to save pictures as
J-Port export as oh, yeah
There you go. I
Can use I can use J and I can use
PNG
P and no, I can use I can use PNG's I'm gonna do that
No, no, it's safe save it as it. Okay. It's untitled
Save background color save layer offset save resolution
Yeah, sure see what it does
Yeah, it's export come here is it's legible
There's no audience same as legible to me
dude hell yeah
Each week I'm gonna have to upload a new fucking thing. That's dope
But you thought I was gonna say something different in you I want to see can you open up?
Keat, please. I want to see if we can transfer this via Keat. Okay. I'm opening up Keat
God, this dude's all horny and shit. I love all these like new software like shit all these like this dude's over here
Just getting hard on everything. Hell yeah, Terry. I mean shen it to Keen. I just want to see if I just wanna see if it
Workie I want to see how well it works. I want to see if it work. You're a hater. Let's see. You're a fucking hater
Let's see if it workie
Well, that was cool, yeah, I made a bird it made a little parrot noise because the
Parakeet yeah, cuz it's a little parakeet. Hold on. It's shut down at the update it. Yeah
I haven't updated in a while. Should you go first you want to pick your teams? Yeah, I'll do it first
Sometimes it takes a long time to load and it has a little pair bouncing on my screen
Does it have that on yours?
Yeah
Are you sending me shit hey look Terry look
I'm seeing it on my phone
You can have key on an app too if you want hey stop that
Jesus Terry are you typing to me? It's not showing up
Is that every time you make a type entry it eats
What's it called Terry Miguel share yeah
It shows my notifications I sent so many or maybe it's loading
Oh, this is Miguel Terry share Terry and Miguel share. All right. What is it called? I don't know
Catalonia Catalona Catalona cat cata cat
Lona
Jesus Terry now I need that on the fact a little parakeet little bird noise
What is it? It says like three did you win this I won last week? Yeah, dude shout to you shout it to me. I
Only wanted because of the fucking technicality. Yeah on the on the
Now I don't know I'm nervous
Don't look of course you're gonna pick Max
I have I have a I have a
I'm gonna do something really random on line so
I'm such a basic bitch
Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc Leclerc. What was that one video I sent last week?
How do you print how do you pronounce things and which one was it do you still have them or you don't have them?
How do you pronounce Leclerc
Like it's like baguette
Leclerc
croissant Leclerc
Leclerc
Walker see oh, wow, oh Hamilton
I love your reaction look Claire I
Think I I think I deleted all the shit you sent me so I don't know that I have it. Oh
Let me let me see if I can resend it to you
I don't remember what what it was was a couple weeks ago. Fuck if I know it was two weeks ago. I sent it to you
It's when you won Monaco
Who was yeah, that the show after Monaco, whatever that was
Was Canada right after Monaco back to back
Like two weeks later
Damn Maya shit makes pretty good pictures
There you go, I got it
Save to download
This one
Baguette la baguette
Intense coffee is what it says on the screen la baguette
Le croissant
Just that first one
Le baguette la croissant
La baguette le croissant
The thing is all the kid who's excited to see the Claire race you think that what that is
That's hilarious
All right, here we go
There's rock hard right now. I'm excited
alone
All right cat who'd you pick for number one me already know but I'll be max yeah, who'd you pick max?
Whoo you piece of shit. Who'd you pick for number two me? I remember a black Claire. Yep. Look
There land oh I picked a little Claire. I'm picking land oh P2. Yep. Okay
Three yeah, who's your sir Hamilton? I picked Sergio
Who's your four and tell Sergio gets a top five placing. I'm not putting him back in my I'm putting it
I have a really good feeling wait three you said Sergio. Yep. I said Hamilton. What did I put for piazzari? Nope?
No, yeah, I picked the player okay fifth. I don't remember piazzari. Yep. I
I'll pick piazzari. So we have a good enough difference that we should have a clear winner. Oh, yeah, hopefully
one I mean, you know that two is free Terry
Pick two
If it's if there's two interventions, then we tie the tie
But if you pick two you get one two and zero. Oh
fucking idiot
You pick if I picked the number you have to either pick over or under me that's how it works
I do you know motherfucker so stupid I pick one. I love it
Best thing to ever happen to the air there's no winning
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere, but we laugh a lot now everyone hug and share a secret
Wait, can you play you still have a couple of my recent Dow Jones in there? Can you play the you do?
What are your downloads? Oh?
Yeah, I do. Yeah, play the
This is reasons we want yeah, play a what Instagram reels 506, please
Second one second one second one second second second row second row. Yes, I can't know which one 506. I can't see it
Oh, no, why?
What about Instagram reels 240
This is your favorite I know it is first row seventh one in
Oh
Oh, did I have one for you?
Oh
If you bring me more of these videos Terry you have to know what I'm gonna do with it
Yeah, you like if you find the new one. I'm just gonna do that
Hold on. Let me see
Look there
Yeah, I wonder if I can show this link this to you the internet is fucking wild
What do you call nuts on your chest chest nuts? Yes nuts. What do you call nuts on the wall?
What do you call nuts on your chin chin chin chin chin chin?
Oh, I sent it to you via signal my
Keep won't open. That's great. You should probably close it. I'm trying
What did you send me I send it to you signal, but what is it? Don't worry about it. Just open it up. I am
Hey, hey, just hold up. Hey Terry. I am look at me. Look at me
It's absolutely true look at it. Shout out to the natural girls
Shout out to the natural what?
What did you send me? It's a link a
Link a key link. No, I sent you a link to an Instagram reel. I'm offline. Oh my god
The signal says I'm offline
Look offline I
Don't know what to do
I tried
I
Shouldn't be long
Close it down and reopen it
I
Nothing's working
Am I hold on I need to reconnect here dude your shit's fucked up. All right, hold on here we go
We're gonna live
See if it works. Hey, look at me. It worked. Oh
Key works now, too. I
Think my VPN was hung up or something. I'm gonna restart real quick
No, oh a fat gasm I got a fat gasm
What is it Instagram should be in there 20 hopefully hopefully it works
Okay, I can see it thought up there
Oh, there's no way that it picked up that noise of that baby doing that I can't that was really the baby
That was so loud
The phone must be so close again. Well, look how she's holding it close. She's holding it like this. No, it's
The smile
Wait wait
The baby I want to baby no, so the baby's these is and then both times the baby shards itself
It smiles as it's sharding. Yeah, I guess I was keeping this for like a later week
But I had to play it to you since I we did a fart noise. Wait here. We go here. Yeah. Yeah, watch the smile
And then no smile and then
smile again
Baby changes from smile to like frown and as it's shooting again smiles again
Do you ever like this? I just I just wondering have you ever
Nice outside now it is. It's probably gonna be muggy as fuck
Don't be a bitch. Have you ever like, you know when you're you know when you're taking a shit? Yeah, hey Terry
Hey, hey, I do you know like you know when you're you know, you're there and you're taking you're taking a dumper and
You're like pushing like, you know, you're trying like I try not to well
I mean, I try to only go shit when it's time to go
I
Don't like push hard or anything. No, no, no, I'm not saying like you're like trying to like
Push as hard as you can like you're trying to get like ulcers in your asshole
I'm just saying as I'm like you push but you're like you grin a little bit. You're like
And then like when it comes out you smile like yeah
It's like the can it's like a can of like you know
I was that one video that I showed you where it was like this dude taking up it was like a can of
A like a big can of beans and it goes into the pot, but it slips out and the guy goes like that, you know
It's like a relief
I like pulled something in like the right side of my chest and it like has been hurting and every time I laugh it like
a little bit
I'm trying not to laugh
Right, but you can play that one's now
That is terrible the second one is like a little rumbly bubbly one
I don't know if I have any other ones that I've dude. I guarantee you when they change that diaper
That's going to be a nightmare. It's like probably all smashed
In there. Oh, I have I have this one. Yeah, I'm gonna send this one
Send it to me and Keith
I don't see if it works. Oh, I'm gonna send you the picture too and Keith
Oh my god, why did you send me all these dd dd dd
It worked. Terry. Well, it's like double did it. It's weird. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah play it
The pearl fish a fish with a unique taste while other animals are still troubled by evading predators
Pearl fish has found a special place to hide due to their small size
They take advantage of this to slip into other animals asses and those victims are cq cumbers
Then the pearl fish quietly enjoys the scenery inside the cq cumbers gut
Cq cumbers respiratory systems are connected to their butts when they breathe this hole which is both its mouth and its ass
Opens and closes much like a beautiful rose. Of course this unique body structure has attracted some cheeky fish
Whenever the hole in the butt opens pearl fish quickly sneaks inside and enjoy a delicious afternoon tea in the cq cumbers
But some victims have learned to keep their anus closed
But even then pearl fish finds a way it first slips in with its tail and then slowly works its way in until its whole body is inside
They live inside the butt during the day and go out to feed at night considering this place totally as their home
Furthermore, they also like to show off their new homes to their friends
And sometimes they even warmly invite them over as guests to prevent this terrible situation from happening again
Some cq cumbers install fences at the entrance and some have even evolved sharp teeth there when pearl fish loses its ideal home
It then turns its attention to oysters
Ah
The fuck is wrong with you?
That's insane
Well, since we're on this trip of a shit here we go
Oh
I like the noise it makes I know that's kind of cool
I
Well, we're just gonna go through all my videos because that's what I have today so
You're not uh, you didn't give me mp4 as you piece of crap. I know because hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
But
Where's my picture?
I have too many things open. Where'd I put it?
Here you go. Oh, no, no not a smart folder
What's a smart folder? I don't know what a fucking smart folder is. I can open a new window or a new smart folder
Should I save these pictures? Yeah, I don't know you can send them to me and then I'll just put them in an
I'd love like thing. All right. Here it comes. See if it loads
Yep, it worked. Oh, that's quick
Fire pair
Fire heart thumbs up
Oh heat
It's called a heat it's called uh
A heat laughs heat party heat love heat music
Whoa, why did it send so many? I don't know here you go. That's cool. It's dancing
Captain speaking if you look to the right side of your aircraft, you will notice flight one night eight challenging us to a race
I'm sure the faucet seat belt signed back on because shit is about to get real
I love this
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking if you look to the right side of your aircraft
You will notice flight one night eight challenging us to a race. I'm sure the faucet seat belt signed back on because shit is about to get real
I fucking love that energy
Is that his buddy down there and they're gonna race? I guess
He's like yo get him on the radio. Yo, yo, john. What's up, john? Don't there's another one up there
So right above where you posted
huh in keat
Right above it right above the thing. I still that one. I hate that to turn the sound on every time
Bastard again
Oh, I don't want to
Oh
I can't
James seen this no, but you need to send this yeah, but the first part is for you
The that's the thing I don't like is I always miss the beginning because I I know I know it's too hard to zoom up
I know it wasn't I wasn't planning to give you these today. That's the thing. I love this. This is the best thing ever
There is breaking this car again. Nothing now. Where did you ever go? They're so slow
For snap it's winning again again again just like before
With that too long it's a dark, a dark, a dark nearly heavy little
Oh
Excellent work, you're welcome. You got to follow this guy so you can get more of these songs
Does he have songs like this Scott Taylor UK? I don't know
login
I like that one
I can see you
It's so insane that a pilot
It says that happen now
Dude the second one is just like it's like a bub it's like a simmering
It's like it's like a it's like bubbly
It's you can think of like a pan full of meat with like sauce in it and it's on the stove and it's so and it's like
Simmering and bubbling quietly. That's what the baby's poop sounds like
Oh, he does what he does have some send it to me
I'm sure it's about to be fire
I don't organize. I don't know if I can't send it through key. So I'll send it through signal
Because you don't keep on your phone correct
That's gay
Gay. Oh god
I might as well
I might as well. I might follow him. This is amazing. I'm gonna follow
It
Oh
This is amazing. I mean does he have he has a bunch
I guess I'll send him to you every race
100% we're going back where we're doing all the time. Send me one. Send me one. Send me one. I'm working on it. Send me one
Send me one
Here's another one
Oh, yeah
I
Dude
So I have a lot of negative things to say about like social media and this type of shit
But this is like an example of actual positive things that have come out of the internet
And like social media websites that are mostly not good for anything. I saved this by the way so we can
Say
Hell yeah, these are good. This is fire. We're going through all that we're going through all
I think we're going back
Are they trying to? Yeah, we're going back
Oh hell yeah
Hey
Oh
God damn
Ah wait, uh, Japan. Yep, we're going Japan
And
Stop
Paris
Everybody likes Danny Rick
And
No
That wasn't too that was pretty blame
Damn you're a hater
There's another one I sent you to
I think it's the one above it
Above it
You you still give me any time to even react
You scroll down
Because obviously that's the natural thing Terry
Above it and before I can even move my muscle above it
I broke you I know
It's
We love
This
I think obviously these are the how he was like a love song. He's like it's like how he's like the progression is getting better
Because these these are just recent from this season. Yeah, well, I mean
That's these are how many videos he has
Oh, it's a brand new brand new. Oh damn
So you have to follow him. So if he puts out more for other races if we can yeah, yeah
I'm
The f1 song review guy. So yeah, that's what his name is
No, his name is if you want to follow him. I don't it's okay
His name is Scott Taylor dot UK and then also you can follow him on twitch.tv
slash f1 Scott
This one
We can't hear it
Pull record. No, but I mean this is recent one that the one I showed you about the Canadian GP one
What he got like 19 million views or 9.1 mil views on it. So damn it's pretty good
His other ones didn't have very many. Hmm
The one with Fernando's on fire this one. No
Stroll breaks his car again
That one's his nose this one
Yeah, they're good. He's doing good. Keep it up. Keep the good work, dude
Yeah, we want you to continue. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep playing every week until the end of the year
I'm trying to
What the fuck
Wait for it
Oh, just get punched in the face
Wait for it
What the fuck
I'm so confused
This is stupid
See this right here
They actually pretty good dancers
But they they those people like those three
I don't this is the thing about like these apps that I think is kind of stupid
Yeah, I'll grant them. They're pretty good at dancing but like those this shit where they just dance to music
Those three started when they were like little and now that's what they've gone
Oh really? I mean they're living off of this
Oh when they were like little ass kids they would like when they dancing videos like tiktok
When tiktok was big or still is still is pretty big
The really funny thing is like
That's weird
I don't like how I can't
I remember watching Dude Perfect all the time
Did you hear about they're making like a Dude Perfect land in Texas?
I know they have a big facility in Texas
No they're making a Dude Perfect land
Huh
This is really out drawn
Where'd everybody go?
It's not a sneeze
I think Dude Perfect is making a Dude Perfect land
I don't know why we're talking about this now since we just saw this dude but whatever dude
Perfect land
Dude Perfect land I spoke perfect wrong yeah
Dude Perfect score is $100 million plus investment as it plans new Texas HQ as family friendly entertainment destination
Dude Perfect the five member comedian sports YouTube creator company hauled in more than $100 million in capital growth from private investor firm
High Mount Capital which they plan to use to flex their brand well beyond online videos the company did not disclose the specific dollar amount
Or figure a source familiar with the funding said that the amount committed by High Mount Capital is between $100 million and $300 million
Dude Perfect said it will use the investments to develop a new projects creative partnerships and as well as build a robust management team to lead the group to new heights
One of the Dude Perfect's biggest projects of the forthcoming headquarters facility in Fresco, Texas first announced more than a year ago
The group describes it will combination production facility and family friendly entertainment destination comprising a retail store
A new space for podcasts, gaming, original plans for a three store three storey headquarters
The cost as much as $100 million called for a 330 foot trick shot tower a dude perfect museum and a mini golf course in restaurant
There you go
So Dude Perfect he shit
Yeah pretty much
I mean which
I mean it's good for them
See this is what I like about
Like this like them I guess as in like content
Obviously they still make content over
YouTube
Like YouTube and stuff like that but also wanted to brand out where they can actually make more money not just on their videos
Not relying on YouTube
It's kind of like I would say Mr. Beast is kind of like that but not really
Because he kind of just I don't know how he made I know how he made it
He does he's like a different human
That's fucking sure
But it's it's really interesting that's all
I don't watch Dude Perfect videos and I don't watch Mr. Beast videos
I used to watch Dude Perfect videos every now and then like I still do off and on
I occasionally see them and they're recommended but I don't I don't I don't like seek out
I'm not entertained by them anymore
I do sometimes
I mean like I'm not seeking I'm not seeking out them
If that makes sense like I'm not trying to
I'm not a
Like going out of my way or subscribe to them I'm just like oh I wonder if you know a derp a derp a derp
The fuck
But you know I think there's still there's still good I mean it's the thing is it's more of like the repetitive thing is that's what I'm thinking of it's like a repetitive thing
I guess most content is like that anyways
Fuck yeah
Optic lost
Yep I saw
Oh you texted me that
I texted you that I said
Did they fucking suck
That was yesterday
They're about to be in losers bracket for this next major after winning their fucking major before
I think it's
They've lost three game fives in a row to shit teams
Yeah I was I was watching them
It's crazy
I watched them yesterday I was watching I was like
Lost to Ravens
Yeah I was like dude what the fuck
Yeah it was ending as I was getting off of work and I turned it on
I caught the end
What the fuck do you turn on like dark mode on here
On what your computer?
On YouTube
Oh I got it nevermind
You still have a bunch of shit that is not dark mode I've seen
What do you mean?
Like your notes app
Your notes app looks bright doesn't it it's not like this is it?
Yeah I don't turn everything on dark mode
I don't know why
It's just synchronized with the day to the night
It's crazy bro you're fucking stupid
Dude I'm so fucking hot
It's fucking stupid
Dude I'm so fucking hot
You know me hot man Terry
That's what I'm talking about
You got anything?
No I'm good
Are we done?
We got our predicts down we're good
We got to rip Saturday again next week
Because I'm going to be leaving on vacation on Sunday
It's fine
We will be ripping on Saturdays for a while
Until further notice
You're working like weekdays
What?
Nevermind
I start working Sunday through Wednesday
For a little bit
Alright I want to play this one again
Oh there's no winning
We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere
But we laugh a lot
Now everyone hug and share a secret
Shout out to the natural girls
Goodbye
Thank you for all the love and support
From all those worldwide
We're worldwide right now we're world-wide
What's that thing in stepbrothers the movie?
The company they come up with?
Something worldwide?
Let me look it up and then I'll tell you
It's like a shipping logistics company
Something worldwide
Stepbrothers?
Yeah stepbrothers worldwide
Stepbrothers world
Atlas worldwide
What?
Yeah fuck
Prestige
Prestige worldwide
Wait wait wait
Prestige
Go to
Hold on I'm going to play it
This is the closer folks
Yeah I got it already
Send me a link
Copy link
What's up what's up
I'm going to send it to Key because it makes a cool ass noise
It makes a cool ass noise
Alright
Come on
Dude it like instantly played
I don't
Alright we're going to end on this folks
Shout out to stepbrothers bangin' movie
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