Skrrt!
Do the song. How does the song go?
Is that a skrrt?
Skrrt!
Have you breathing?
Skrrt!
Have you breathing?
Skrrt!
That's such a stupid song. Not gonna lie to you.
The cod song?
The cod song.
So...
I keep losing
these bets that we got going on.
This is how...
Did you put Daniel on Logan?
Yeah.
But still won.
But still won against me.
You had Max, oh Max LaClaire Landau, yeah.
Science?
Who got P4?
Piestry.
I got 5th.
Dude, it's over for Paris.
It's over for me.
That's 100% true.
Because I can't for the life of me
get...
Mike has been getting these correct
every single time.
You just can't pick the right order. You have the right people.
I have the right people. I just don't...
I just like... I can't get the...
You're such a loser.
That order is just
fucking...
Your order is good.
No, your...
Your order for fucking
Monaco has no
creativity in it.
Is what it is. What you want to talk about?
Monaco.
Your order has no creativity. It's just like
the obvious choice.
And by obvious choice, I mean what I picked last time.
Shout out to me.
Shout out to you.
Should I pick two? Yeah, two.
Monaco though. Does a lot of shit happen on Monaco?
Either nothing happens or a bunch of shit happens.
Either...
I wonder what the weather is like.
Weather...
Yeah, you might be able to see it.
Manaco.
Let's see.
Mike.
So you chose
Max Lando, the Clair Oscar
Sines for
Monaco. It's supposed to rain on Friday.
Saturday is supposed to be sunny.
Sunday is supposed to be cloudy.
As long as it's not like dumping like it did that last time.
Was it last year?
It was two years ago.
It was two years ago where it was like hella rainy.
Dumping? I thought that was last year.
Was it nice last year?
No. Maybe it was two years ago.
Two years ago it was hella rainy.
Last year was that banging qualifying
with Alonzo and Max
after the very end.
And then the year before that
was when it was raining
and then we had another red flag because
the Oscar went off of the racing line
hit the wet and just crashed and split his
Haas in two.
That was last year? That was last year.
No, two years ago. Two years ago.
That's when I first started watching Formula One.
God, I want to do something different
and like take a chance.
Imagine I picked LeClaire P1.
To be honest with you...
Dude, if I pick LeClaire P1 and he wins,
I'm a fucking goat.
Because that's his home race and he's never won it before.
You have an absolute chance
of winning.
Red Bull is not having a good time right now.
God, but if I...
If I don't put Max first, he's gonna win.
I'm just like...
If I pick like the bullshit,
I'm just playing not to lose.
I'm playing to win now.
LeClaire...
God, but Lando...
Lando's been on a fucking rip, dude.
I want to put Lando winning though.
I feel like LeClaire's gonna win.
Lando's been...
Lando's been ripping.
Dude, shout out to all the people
that have been listening to this podcast.
I'm not gonna lie, man. Shout out to all these people.
I shout out to all of you people.
No, dude, we're up.
Like downloads.
No, dude, from downloads when we had...
Your titles are banging right now.
That's why.
Shout out to you, dawg.
Shout out to me. I fucking know, dude.
Dude, your titles banging.
I know.
No, we're up.
Like we're in the middle of...
of May.
And we're already up like...
400%.
Dude, it's been banger since we're Sookin' Deek.
Dude, back at episode 108,
we're Sookin' Deek.
Santa Clarita proper, one-pack kind of girl.
Imagine these dragons.
Connection is fun.
Godspeed Starliner. Burn Bright Die Young.
Shout out to me.
I'm such a bitch.
I'm such a bitch, dude, because I'm not gonna fucking...
Oh, dude, you're...
You're such a bitch. I'm a bitch, dude.
Goddammit.
So I had...
I had an ouchie when I was playing Ultimate Frisbee.
And I told...
I'm not peeling it off. Just rip it off, please.
Well, it's not gonna happen. I can't do it myself.
Why? Because you're a bitch?
Yes.
I need you to rip it off for me.
So what we're gonna do is that...
Mike's gonna rip it off.
What is W-A-GET?
W-GET?
What does W-GET?
I've never heard of that.
Have you heard of W-GET?
What does W-GET?
What?
It's...
So I'm looking at our statistics right now.
This is 23% of our client apps
is just a bunch of stuff.
23% of our client apps is W-GET.
Is that like a podcast app?
No, it's...
GNU W-GET
for just W-GET
formerly called GIT URL.
Huh.
It's a...
It's a software.
For what?
HTTP.
HTTP...
protocols. Internet protocols.
Cool.
You can listen to podcasts through that?
I guess.
I think it's... I don't know if it's like a...
I don't know if it's like a...
But it doesn't matter.
Is this different enough?
If I just...
If I just switch to in three...
Dude, you do it.
You went and landed with Claire.
I think Claire gets P2.
He's good at Monaco.
No.
Every time that he's gone to Monaco
since I've been watching him race...
He's choked?
The pit has choked.
The pit?
They're pit stop.
Because I remember the first time I was watching it.
And it was like...
Uh...
Like, they were...
He was coming around the corner and they're like...
Bucka, bucka, bucka, bucka.
And then he goes like...
It was too late.
And then they fucked his race.
So what you're telling me is...
I should put McLaren first because they have the fastest pit stops.
No.
The fastest pit stop is...
Well...
Yeah, this year.
But they're both good.
If you're going to rip this off, we're going to go to the third mic.
What?
We're going to go to the third mic.
I'm not going to rip this off.
Please.
I really want you to.
Oh, actually I have a great idea.
Let me get a pair of needle nose pliers.
So I can get a real good clamp on the bandaid
and then I can really eat it.
Go grab some.
I will.
I'm excited.
I have to get a good grip on both so I can go at the same time.
You could just get one and they'll probably both come off.
Nope.
I'm not joking.
I'm going to get one.
Yeah, but I'm going to get both.
I'm going to peel up the bottom on both of them.
I'm going to grab some hair in the pliers
and rip them out too.
You asked me to do this.
You're going to unmute the third mic.
Oh, yeah.
No, we'll do it towards the end.
But no, today's...
Imola was...
Yeah, fuck it.
What's your pick?
For some reason, I'm normally a lot more confident in my choice.
Like, oh, I feel like I know this race.
I think any of these top three guys could win it.
I think Piaz3 could win it.
I think...
I mean, science probably could, but...
The thing is,
the thing is it's all based on who can get first.
Yes.
Whoever gets first is probably going to win it.
And who's the best qualifiers?
I mean, Piaz3 was up there.
But traditionally, the best qualifiers.
The thing is, I don't really like Monaco
because it's really boring.
Yeah. Okay, I'm just going to stick with it.
Fuck it.
How many...
Albond DNF'd?
An Imola.
I know, there was no safety cars.
No, there was none.
There was no red flags.
Albond DNF'd.
How many wins?
I've gotten one out of the... how many races?
One, two, three...
Six.
You've won six. I've won one.
I've won five.
So it's five to one right now.
I'm fucking trash.
Let's see, you can turn around.
Turn around and turn around.
Fucking season!
Should I pause you?
Yeah, just pause it.
What are you watching?
I was watching something about how to accelerate your podcast.
Podcasts grow through YouTube podcasts.
I don't fuck YouTube podcasts.
So they streamed this four days ago on RSS feed.
That's what we use.
Who streamed what?
RSS feed.com.
This video is unlisted
because it's only for
people that subscribe to RSS feed.
Oh, that's a video
by RSS.com?
Yeah, how to accelerate your...
Why would we want to be on YouTube though?
Well, because
Google killed
Google podcast
in integrated with YouTube
podcast. So in reality
our podcast is going to go to
YouTube podcast.
It's in the YouTube app, but it's under a tab called
podcasts?
I don't know. I haven't read it, doggy.
Let's see.
But I think...
Because we're on pretty much everything
right now.
Pretty much everything.
Like everything new, we're on
YouTube podcast.
So you can get your podcast
anywhere you get your...
What is a good term instead of using
wherever you can get your podcast from?
That's probably the best term
that I can think of.
I don't see podcasts
in the YouTube app.
I don't know. It's just saying...
It's like...
I'm not sure.
YouTube podcast is a game changer
for podcasts like you.
And RSS.com
and learn how to publish your podcast
on YouTube, boost your show growth
and unlock monetization opportunities
and utilities on podcast.
Maybe I'll watch this.
Keep on chucking baby.
I have three podcasts and I've been
I've been
published to YouTube.
Well, I mean...
Let's see how this goes and then...
Look at this.
Look at this thumbnail.
What a finish.
It's lined it in the mirrors.
They're like good friends.
No, but that's a great picture.
Just lined the smile.
I'm going to move to the...
I'm going to move to the third mic.
Why are you moving over there?
So I can hold the mic.
And talk?
I don't care.
I got a paper towel so you can wrap it up
and throw it away.
I'm trying to figure out where the podcasts
are.
YouTube podcast?
How do I
listen to a podcast on a YouTube app?
I don't see it.
I don't think it exists.
YouTube podcast?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's right there.
Where? Like where on the app?
It's called podcast. I don't know.
Is it a different app?
No, I just looked it up.
I think it's a different app than the YouTube app.
I'm not sure.
It's called YouTube podcast?
I just type in YouTube...
Just type in the search called podcast.
Oh, it's in the YouTube music app.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, that's what I bet it is.
It is, yeah.
Maybe that's why we've been growing.
Maybe it's moved...
Maybe we've been growing because it's
in Mewtwo.
Isn't it interesting how
Apple has all their apps
for music and different things,
but for YouTube and Google?
I don't...
They're going with the YouTube name.
Not with Google. It's no longer a Google podcast.
Google music. It's YouTube music.
And YouTube...
I think the reason why they dropped it
is because
everybody goes, oh, where do you get your...
How do you watch your podcast?
Oh, YouTube. Because most of the time, YouTube has...
Oh, they're just associated with the name, man.
So, that is...
You can throw a podcast on there,
like a video podcast,
but then still have the audio version.
And so people just relate to that.
But people don't go like, where do you get your podcast?
Oh, Google podcast.
That I'm used to.
It used to. When it was a thing, I mean...
I mean, right now... Actually, I'm not sure.
I'm going to give you some analytics.
I don't see it in here.
But right now, most of the time that we're getting...
Our platforms, our PC...
Well, right now,
it's like 3% Android.
Everything else is on Windows.
So people are listening to this on like their PCs.
Okay.
But mostly on Opera.
I really don't know what
WGet is, but whatever.
I mean, we're getting there.
I mean...
I don't... Actually, I'm not sure
if podcasts are on the YouTube Music app.
Podcast.
I'm just trying to...
Podcast.
Are you still trying to find it?
Well, I'm just... Because you mentioned YouTube,
but it's like, I don't...
I've never listened to podcasts through a Google app,
really, that I can remember.
Spotify for podcasters.
Hey, we used to have the...
It just looks like...
Apple podcast app.
There's an app called
podcast app.
I'm sure it's Dolkshead.
I think what it is is that...
Google podcasts.
Still exists.
Yeah, but it's shut down.
They've already shut it down, I think.
It's just still in the app store.
I think what it is is that
they're coming out with
YouTube podcasts soon,
and so they're trying to push it
a little bit.
It doesn't drop yet. Like, you can't...
They shouldn't shut down Google podcasts
before they have the actual
things available in the YouTube, though.
When does Google podcast end?
Oh, it already ended.
According to the search results,
Google podcasts officially shut down in 2024.
The exact date mentioned in the search results
is April 2nd,
2024, after which
you will no longer be able to use
the Google podcast app.
What about if you look up
How to Listen to Podcasts in YouTube?
No, because
that's such a broad question.
But all I see is fucking videos.
There's no tab for podcasts.
If it's not a video
format,
is there a way to listen in YouTube?
I don't know. That's a good question.
That's a great question.
That is a great question.
You know,
I don't give a fuck
because I would never do that.
What's that?
There are many good podcast apps
which are for podcasts.
I love the simplicity
of course.
Dude, it's like simple dude. I mean dead. I did fuck this fuck Google fuck YouTube
I don't think any of these like these you know, I don't understand
Yeah, clearly, I don't understand the analytics of any of these podcast things because I think they're all so broad
Like there's no way to actually know how many people are actually listening to this, but if you are shout out
Shout out to you shout out to me. Okay, we're bringing out. We're bringing out the big guns here. We're trying to improve
We're trying to episode 115. That's crazy. I know it's crazy. I think we're trying to do is we're trying to make this
This family-friendly type what we're talking about
Actually, that's exact opposite. We're trying to make it not family-friendly. We're trying to make it shit
Here's here's the walkout
This kid's a fucking loser dude
Because it's a Toronto event
Did he looks like a huge look at him
Their whole team is just like chill but like scrap is always in the front when when scrap was running and getting all that love
Yeah, he looked like you suck and dick like go back just a little bit at this event
Just go back a little bit because it's Toronto's home event. They always walk out through the crowd
Go, can you go back a little bit? I am look at what it's good?
down
Look at me watch what anyone is like I'm so dick
What if you what I've right then and there when he was giving everybody a high five he like
Somebody had broke his finger somebody had like shit on their hand and like wiped it on it or like broke his finger
What if someone grabbed his finger? Oh?
An object friend or a face a face fan. No just anybody a face fan sure sure sure sure
All right, yeah, I got a fucking match. I got it. I got a goodie for you guys. Hold on. It's crazy
Don't play it. Oh, I'm playing it. I'm stupid. I'm so playing it. I got a goodie for you guys. We could go to goodie
I don't know let me turn it up a little bit
That's good title right there
My title is to rip it off. What's what what's the title?
Oh, let me play it again. What's it give me the contender. What are the contenders? I'll show you
Dragon
I can't make any of those
Fucking weird job absolute anchor. I can't be that long we just had an anchor dropping that absolute
I will title the episode will tell us that anchor no, I'm not me. No the anchor
That's a contender the anchor
dropping that absolute anchor it can't be that long absolute me
Drop an anchor absolute me
No, but I'm bought up up up
You know I'm saying yeah, dude. It's wild out there, but anyways, let's get back to let's get back to the race
I know we're kind of segwayed before we before we started the podcast. We were watching a
Optic this is the first big subliners cod. It was really good
Anyways, what's up? This is like and I could be wrong
But I feel as though this is the first race in a while
Where you've watched qualifying live and the race summit live in a it at a time where we could actually discuss it
Yeah, which is insane. I know dude, which is insane. Oh, yeah, it's like a sign. Oh, yeah
That's great though. Yes
It's fucking great
I know it's so
It's so loud. Yeah, I don't know why that's so loud. Is this the thing I play it again
That's better. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wait, how loud are the other ones? Oh
Fucking dude, I'm so cool dude. I love that shit. I don't know what this orange one is. I don't have him played in a while
Ask too many questions. No swag back for you
You
Yeah, this though this one is loud. I think that was the latter one because everything else is pretty calm
Wait, what does that do?
Oh, oh you can hear me in the back
Oh, yeah, I thought it was working for both mics. No, it's only for you
Yeah
Oh
I don't like that
Hey, no
Are you scared fuck
You scared of the dark little boy
Because I'm coming for that ass
Wait, wait, wait, wait
No
That's me
Don't get me
Don't get me too bad and don't get me
Right
I don't know what that one is
Voice, digit, disguise
Megaphone
Hello
Robot
I like the monster. What's this one ducking
Don't fuck it up. Oh, you remember the last time I did that where I pressed the button a lot
Can you hear me hear me hit it?
all right
I'm good enough segue. What was the call we should recap the qualifying on the race. I okay
I just want to say something. You know how you let you like I love imola. Yeah, I do love him. I'm so great
It's good track
I think imola is a good trap boring. No, it's not
No
Imola imola is a good track. I I think
No
I think I think imola is a really good track honestly 100 freaking percent
I think it's a great track
The only downfall is it's like the same thing is that with monaco, there's not a lot you can't pass a lot
There's only one passing insane dude. You can still pass in the first chicane. You just have to be brave
It's a no did it you can pass
In that one zone at the start stop into the first chicane the first corner
Yeah, you just have to go outside in less and less you have an insane run
somewhere else
you can't so
I hate tracks where
You're you're definitely gonna like monaco because I know what monaco is like my point is I hate tracks where
If you don't pass at one specific spot, you're stuck behind that person for a whole nother lap. I don't love that
You don't love it, but you don't like it
I don't love it. I don't hate it, but I don't love it. I kind of like it
I don't I just I don't know man
I think I mean qualifying was great. It was close
The top three were within like a hundredth of a second or some shit
seven well 90 was behind
First app in seven hundreds of a second
Seven thousandth. Sorry. No, it was like seven hundreds. It was seven hundreds wasn't it? Yeah
Piazza is behind them by like a couple hundreds. It was really close
Yeah, like the top five were pretty close
ish
Actually, I can look it up. I was surprised how clean the start was
Did you think there was gonna be more action I kind of thought there was gonna be a lot of action during turn
Yeah, everybody was like chill
I thought I thought there was gonna be a lot of action in turn one to be honest
But everybody was kind of just nonchalant. There wasn't a whole lot of crazy place gains or losses either at the start
There was a couple things but by and large the v carbs lost out a little bit, but they still served points
I think yuki scored do nine or 10th or something. Maybe he got 10th. I can't remember. Let me see. Let me see
Let me see let me see let me see let me see
I'm Terry. Let me see
That's not what I wanted. Why didn't send me Miami? Oh
Miami me me um
So, oh never mind
Lando was seven hundreds of a second
Charles a clear was eight seconds away behind so he wasn't even close that was on the race though. We're talking qualifying
Are we talking about qualities? Yeah, what the fuck you just what I thought we were talking about the race. No
Oh
They were all like
within
three to five hundred uh
Hundreds of a second every time that's what we're talking about hundreds. Yeah hundreds from science as well
If you're talking about the race lando is seven tenths down seven tenths. Yeah, you were you thought we were talking about the race
I've keep forgetting which hundreds
What's hundreds?
Hundreds is point zero one
Point one is a tenth point zero one is a hundred point one is a tenth correct
Dude, this is like
Simple shit dude. I'm stupid. Um the first decimal place is tenth the second is hundred the third is thousandth
So if it's like point zero zero one, that's one thousandth of a second behind
If it's point zero one, that's one hundredth of a second behind and if it's point one, it's one tenth of a second behind
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy
I'm fucking stupid dude it says oscar only did 15 laps in
For qualifying 15 laps total total and the entire qualifying. Yeah, so is that a stat they record? Yep
Is that is that low or high? That's
I mean, it's better than sergeant since he dnf'd
What's a normal amount of laps you do in an entire qualifying session is it 15 probably like 20
In your 20s does it say the fuck the fuck it were you doing over there?
I was surprised to be honest with you. I was surprised that
Obviously the the bottom 15 or the bottom 15 because they this user the same I was shocked it
I was shocked that uh Mercedes can't get a top five
I'm pissed. I was surprised that Fernando got Fernando sucks 19th
He was having a fucking weekend. He was his car was like fucked up or something or he was fucked up. There are some problems. Oh, he spun
He crashed he crashed in a free practice. Yeah, and so so did him and Paris and for practice three
They both like went off the track and bumped the wall. Yeah
Yeah, I was just very qualifying was impacted because of that and then his race was just his race to just dog shit
It was just dog shit, but the most the biggest surprise out of that was Sergio
I'm not surprised. It was it was really
I'm not surprised. It was really funny because I
mean I was watching it in the morning and then
In the morning and the mic was watching it too
And the mic was watching it too the mic the mic was watching it. I woke up. I tried to
Uh wake some of my alarms so I could watch it like live. Yeah, that's the mom like 540 and I woke up like
And like I got out of bed at like 5 59 like he went outside turned it on
I made coffee. I was very lucky that I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot there's qualifying
This oh, well yesterday. Yeah
What did I do yesterday? Qualifying started at seven
Yeah, and then the race at six
But I was up at oh, yeah, I remember I was up
I was up and I was watching it and I was just like and then so I'm watching
This is in q2 and I'm watching
I'm watching and I'm like, okay
All right, and then
I was like, uh-oh, this is not good
Sergio is he's about to lose. Sergio is about to lose out and I think his last lap
He also
So just last lap he went off a little bit and that's why he did yeah, he didn't improve his time whatever the time it was
Daniel it's like fuck yeah, Daniel god damn it Daniel, but then he beat him in the race prayers be Daniel
They got p 12 p 11 something like that. I think I pee yeah around there probably p 12
But damn Daniel, but I was just like I I messaged I messaged right after to uh the mic
I said, what is that? That's fucking cool. What did I say?
What's the title fucking contender right there?
I
Sorry
Sook and deek I messaged him
What did I say? Oh, I go oh yesterday around oh yesterday around 742
I messaged him and I go
The follow-up Sergio starts now. I think I just cheered when he missed out dude. I as soon as you texted me that I was like
Fuck yeah, Terry's watching live
And so I was like I got me all I was like oh fuck but I was very I was very surprised about the v carbs
They really had yuki's having some race pace. He's a good driver
He's got a he's got an average car. He's a solid driver
Yeah, and fucking and then the fifth best they're kind of the fifth best team
Mercedes are sucking god damn it
It's crazy though Mercedes aren't like falling off because they've got two pretty good drivers
But they're clearly the fourth best car. Oh, yeah, and it's not close. Oh, and it's not even close
It's crazy and then there's Paris
Um, and so
Got him. Well, I mean as in like oh, that's what you do. I should both the constructor standings. I got you
I got you but I want to put on the screen. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. You bring it up
I have a site that I use now which would makes it a little bit
Oh, is it better than the f1 site? No, it gives you more a little bit more give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. It's called
GP racing
Stats.com
If it's any better than the the uh
Oh, this is good. I like this. No, this is this is the I like this not a bunch of fancy drop down
Do you know simple simple text? I like this tactical rabbi
This is his this is how this I found this from tactical. Oh, he uses this to look up shit. Yeah
See I kind of gives you a little bit better and it's cleaner. I think
Yeah
Scooteria flirty
So
Wait, why is it say? Oh, sour. I said Scooteria. Whoops
Whoa vCarve has 20 points
Whoa, yeah, they're cruising for it. Wait, what did I put vCarve in?
We both put them six
didn't we
I think we did I think
Yeah, we did. Yeah, we both put them six
Dude, shut the fucking us dude. Shout out to us. The only thing we didn't get was a haas
We put a haas last but haas might get it. Yeah, I'll pain might sneak up. Yeah, we'll see
But the thing is the thing is
I need I I need I need fucking
kick salva
And if like fucking williams score at least a point to
At least to get up to fucking haas. Why?
Because I put haas last terry. We both put haas lot
Remember terry. We have the same exact order except for mclaren and mercedes
So the rest doesn't matter who places where do you understand that terry? Yeah
Yeah, baby, I'm gonna win if mclaren gets third
You win
And if mercedes gets third but hey terry guess what I went the thing is nothing else matters
The thing is I'm scared of mclaren right now
You're scared of them. I think they can jump ferrari
Don't get me wrong. They're only down by
58 points
That's easy to make up
If one of those two fuck up
Like science and science and the claire
Easy easy way if mclaren gets to second and ferrari gets third you still win
Do you know why?
Because you put mercedes in fourth and they fucking suck and they're gonna get far. Yeah, terry. He wins. Yay terry
Do you like this? Do you like this better than uh the f1 site? Fuck yeah
Dude shout him. Shout to fucking you dude. Yes
Yes
Yeah, yeah
Did the f1 site sucks because there's like drop downs and it like loads slow
I just like this simplicity here and the cool thing about it too like the site is that you can break it breaks down like
Like other things like stats and all that jazz
Yeah
Damn you can see notice 10 and like in the driver. That's crazy. Um, so back to what I was thinking
with uh pares
so
There's a world in which
if ferrari
Can maintain the second spot and really start to do
solid podiums
I think there's a world in which redbull gets really nervous about the constructors and they go. Hey checko
You ain't cutting it brother
Like you're causing us to potentially lose the constructors. Who did they take though?
Who they who they grab?
Liam
There's no way. No, no, no. I'm not saying actually what I'm not saying. There's like great options. What I'm saying is
Checkaway ain't it. I could see this hear me out now. Hear me out. I can see this right now. Yeah
If checko starts to fall off now yuki to redbull
Liam gets the rb slot the v-carb. Yes. He does. I think dude and then redbull crushed it with yuki yuki
I fucking love you. I think I think what the thing is is that yuki will go and then
Sergio will go down to the sister team. Nope. He's gone and then they'll kick rickardo out
No, because no because surgery has the points. It doesn't matter
Wait if if he changes mid season, it still stays with redbull
He doesn't get he still has the points but the points after he scores or with v-carb. Yeah. Yeah
No, I like this. I like this drop check out completely
Bring up yuki
Give him a chance. Watch him like a money. Watch him. Slay out. Just let me know phase one map one. Um
Watch him slay out then Liam gets his chance like they promised him this year at v-carb with daniel
See what Liam can do if he can get points
And yuki can help them if he's a better than checko driver the redbull they can secure the constructors
Yeah, we don't think that's gonna happen
I I believe that yuki you believe I believe I do believe. Thank you. Where's it isn't on here? No, I think there is
I do believe go fuck yourself. That's crazy, dude. And the funny thing about us. I I knew was one of the closer ones to me
I was so you can go fuck yourself. I was looking for the uh
I do believe I forgot I got tim dillon
So I'm a witt bulb. Anyways, I was looking for the one. I thought I had one with like adam curry or jaunty devorex saying it
I do believe
Hit it
Um, that's jaunty devorex. I think this is jaunty devorex. Yeah. Yeah
I thought I had them saying I do believe I think that yuki goes to redbull and they give him a chance at least
I fucking love that energy brother
because if
I mean Sergio still has a hundred and
Like if you look at it lando could pass Sergio and drivers easy
Lando can pass leclerc drivers easy
Like right now the way that he's been scoring points. Yeah, he can get there
So and I and I have
Oh, yeah, what do we have for the drivers? I have what's our I have max charles, sergio lando carlos. Holy shit
That's the current order. Oh
That's crazy. Oh, that's so crazy. And then you have
What do I have you have max la claire norris hamilton lalanzo. You're not gonna win that fuck
So even if I get too, right? I'm the only people that you can wait. What do I have? What do I have? You have max la claire
Norris hamilton
Alonzo
So here here's the world what works for me
Lando passes pares it stays max charles lando
So
What do you have max charles sergio lando
And then carlos. Yeah, and I need oscar to come up into p5 sergio to completely drop out
Then I can win that's plausible. It's that's plausible that oscar scar some fucking points
The thing is the the five people after max because we all know max is gonna win the championship
How much have to pay you $300
Fuck not according to what this is. I mean if you think about it, I oh, I know I know
310 or 320 I think it's three
310 I think it's 310 because we rounded it up
I think it was 155 each
for constructors and drivers that's what it says and then this was just two 40
$10 each week or each race day correct
But it's gonna be so you're gonna win the constructors and likely you're gonna win the driver
fuck
I don't know if the way if tell me again you have the you this is your order the order of top five right now
So lando goes up here
I've still got those science falls lando and carlos science falls out
And paris falls out and oscar comes up if then you will only have the top two and I will have the top three
And I win yeah, we any fuck if lando and paris switch. I still win
No, no
Lando is and pairs are gonna switch and then carlos and paris are gonna fall out of the top five and oscar's gonna come into it
I'm just describing what it'll take for me to win the homer city suck stick. So
I'm so dumb
I don't know why I don't not know why you did that idiot
Trust me. I didn't expect
I didn't think I'm gonna gamble on the I took a gamble you were just like making dude going with your heart
Not with your mind, but it turned out that you were right. That's crazy. My mind is that I knew that mclan
I knew from last year what I was seeing towards the end of the year
I was a pretty fast improvement. I was like there's they're going pretty good
And then I found out that they were doing more improvements. I was like, okay
I was like, I'm gonna give them I'm gonna give them I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit
I didn't feel I think v-carp can pass astin martin
Astin have kind of fallen off the past couple races for sure. They haven't been doing so hard
Alonzo's been struggling he they need him to
Can do anything really? Yeah
But I would say the qualifying
The qualifying for mlo was good max max cheated a little bit
He didn't cheat he strategized. What did he do to get p1 the final lap what he did was
Up the track a little bit or something. No, he uh
He cheated he was in the draft of another car. Oh, yeah, I remember I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah like his final lap
Well, that's just smart. Can you put it up there? Is there a way that we can put it up there?
It's like he's uh, I got a log into poll
No, you can just put on youtube
You just put up his poll his poll poll position
Uh time on emma law
But yeah
For stopping
Yeah, I'll show you my wit bulb for stopping. Yeah, there it is
See you just pull it up. Yeah, I used his
He used uh, I think he uses magnesons. I'm surprised magneson didn't get a fucking penalty
It's the beginning of it right here. Yeah coming up to the thing. Yeah, so that's magneson or something. I think that's magneson. Okay
But he uses magneson as a draft to get a great driver. He's smart. Yeah strategize
He's in the draft
She's in the draft
That's all I just want you to know if I was a driver obviously you're you have your plugs in
You have your plugs in there like earplugs that are also the yeah, they block out the noise to hear the the bottom amount sound like
Oh, yeah, I was just feeling the vibrations to your body and your head. I mean max wasn't having a good weekend either
I mean, it's it's amazing. He got pulled on. He was saying he was saying like or they were really struggling in the practice sessions
The commentary is saying that he was like sounded winded when he was
Um over the radio and stuff like that
He could be sick
Or not feeling the greatest I feel afraid of that curb that first curve and that
Did you hear that he he won like an online sim championship the morning of the race before the race?
I was hearing like
There were things have known over the commentary. He's like, oh, there was two wins and he's like, oh, yeah one for his
He raced for like four hours or something on online for it to win it to win it
Yeah, I believe so to win it to win his team. There was like a tag team race to win the championship
And then he won the fucking grand prix. What a fucking monster dude. He's insane
It's so crazy. I think it's just it's insane how much this dude loves racing
Yeah, but you know what he's the best racer in the world
And it's not close. Well, it's kind of close actually
The field is getting closer
The cars are getting close. Oh, he slid
Was a 114 land Lando and and charles have always been pretty
Damn close to his ability. It's just always been the car. He's always had a better car
Because now they've got better cars and they're fucking there dude. Just imagine if
imagine if
He had a really bad last sector. Yeah, could have gotten you imagine
Imagine if land a left McLaren for Red Bull. Well, now we know why he didn't he fucking knew some shit
He knew some shit was coming. Well, I
I probably sure like Zach Brown was like, yo, we got some shit in the works
I got a big cash
But the thing is it's all about simulations or simulations are saying like, oh, we're we're gonna gain like, you know
Maybe half a second
Yeah, we're coming for this which they did
True. I'm guessing whatever their
Simulations
Well Ferrari was supposed to have crazy upgrades at Imola. I didn't which they did but I think people thought they were gonna be better
Relative to McLaren. Yeah, I think those simulations were off
They definitely improved but they McLaren are still better. It appears McLaren. That's crazy. McLaren is way better
That's crazy. I think McLaren is way better than Ferrari right now. Oh way better. They're better
They're not way better. I would say fine way better. What does way mean? Well, fine way. Okay, hold on
I mean
I mean drivers, so for the drivers here
I mean, I guess if you think about it
Charles went four three two four four three three. Those are his positions the last
uh seven races
And lando went six eight three five two one two
So the last three races I can see McLaren's doing better
But overall Ferrari is doing better. Yes
But I would say that McLaren
I guess McLaren and Ferrari have one have won one
So far. Yep
But I don't think I think in Austria in Austria
Australia if Verstappen didn't have that brake problem, he would have won it. I think so too
So I think people are speculating that he might he may not have but I don't think so. I think he would have won
I think he wins it but also in Miami if I've they said he had a little bit of floor damage
Um, that's why he wasn't able to catch back up to lando. That's why he can catch lando because of the floor damage that he took over that curb
Yeah, but that curb that curb that they they had or whatever
in Miami
Imola
That curb going into that chicane the last couple turns
That's a scary curb
Because people were just going off like they were going four off. They like were airborne. Yeah. Yeah
Multiple airborne shit. Yeah, they were they were doing some spicy stuff
100% 100%
But I don't know
It's I mean
Oh, yeah, Russell pitted for fastest lap. I remember that
Gave Lewis a place for that but whatever
Yeah, no one came to see you can see like
You can look up monocle grand priest ads
Oh, I like this
This how it shows this info all nice like next rate. That's really good. Shout out to you dude. Shout out to fucking you
Shout out to rabbi shout out to rabbi that I no I had to figure this out. He didn't tell me in the you just saw the visual
I saw the visual so I was like, oh, what are these stats?
But shout out to the website called if you love formal on like we do
Uh, you can go look up this site called it's called gp
Racing stats.com. I got a fucking bookmark. This should do this. I mind my bookmark. This is fire dude. Shout out to you
Um, but you can look you can look I forgot I forgot uh, esthavon. Akon got third place
I remember that. I forgot about that
And then he fell off
That's a fucking alpine fell off. Um, but yeah, you can look up
the the stats like, um
from last
Yup, pick
Huh?
Did I picture the track on here? No, they don't have pictures of the track
Oh man, that'd be sick like a black and white just picture top down. Maybe you should uh hit support and be like, you know, hey
Let's uh, is there like a donation button?
I don't know. You can get there's a contact button
How can I send you money as a contact button?
There's also support over in the right hand corner too
There's a support right there. Oh, there you go. Thank you support
There's also circuits
Oh buy them a coffee. We can buy them a coffee
You you can go go back to that that page again that not this page with the other page
Uh, the the other tab this one. Oh, yeah, the circuits
circuits
Oh, you're trying to see the pictures them. Well, maybe they might have the pictures in there, but
Adelaide, let's just pick one
No, they don't no, but they have a drop down right there. You can just choose a circuit where you want to go to
Hockenheim Fiji. These are all like throughout the whole history of f1
It gives you like more like
Pole if you get pulled there's only five winners from pole
Oh five winners from second six winner one winner from six
But
Lewis won his 2015 and 2019 championships in Austin and then
I remember when they won constructors rebel won their grand instructors in 2022
We went to we went to 2023 grand prix
Oh, let's buy them a coffee Terry. You can buy them a coffee. No, let's do it together
Three coffees three coffees. That's 15 bucks
Your support would help bring the site
Oh, wait only updated by myself and Liam go back
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Oh, there's only become one of the first supporters. Yeah. Oh, dude. Let's give him some months. I gotta support him
Say something nice
You should you should say like you say I love I love the site but also add
May you add like a layout of the track?
Like a black and white layout
Are you gonna buy one coffee or you're like three coffees maybe two coffees just remember this is in euros
So we're gonna spend more. I just want to see
What it
Stripe okay
So
Is it gonna send your email a link to pay it probably
Huh
Yeah, that's cool. I'm not doing it
Yeah, that's cool. I'm not doing it. That's cool, dude. Shout out to you guys
But yeah
One Manuel Fonjo. Yep good driver
Jackie Bramham
Cooper
But I
But yeah, and then it also like gives you the list of
Like the drive or records and stuff you can go to like records and see
Like what's going on all time? This is really cool. All that shit
I
Got all time all time podiums
Lewis Hamilton has all-time podiums with 197
Oh, it shows you wins podiums all that shit. Yeah gives you everything like statistics has made 192 f1 race starts in his career
I sort of stop in
Um
59 wins damn he won 30% of his races he's ever raced
He's been
From poll
Podiums half over half the races he's ever raced has been podiums
That's crazy. Yep. Pull positions pull to win fastest laps
All-time fastest laps how many people have fastest lap mix or michael shoe marker has 77 fastest laps
I want to go to Lewis's page
Just to see
Max is getting up there. Damn
Lewis is old 39. Oh here point scores
You want to you want to see some here's the top here's the top five good imagine if Lewis had won 16 as well
Fucking Nico who went who went oh
Just fucking jacked his fucking imagine then he gets eight that'd been a crazy
I'm happy that he did that and blocked his ass. Yeah, that's crazy
But right here you want to see how many points. Oh look same some more percentage 30 wins for Lewis. Yeah
Way more well higher percentage podiums. Well, he's also been racing for a while 339 races. Wow
Yeah
Dude, here's here's the here's the craziest thing right here ready. Uh-huh
Top five points. Can we rack it in with 1873 points?
Fernando Alonso has 23,000 can you start over again? Say what what is this again?
Can we rack it? This is all-time score points
Most points scored by an f1 driver of all time of all time starting what starting in fifth p5. Okay
can we rack it in with
181873 points Fernando Alonso with 2300 points
Max for Stappen with
2722
Points and a half he's already third
Uh, Sebastian Vettel with 31,000 points
Or 3100 points. Sorry. Remember Lewis Hamilton with 4,666 point five points
Yeah
Yeah, and like now that there's more races there's more points like the older drivers like Schumacher and all them there were fewer races fewer points available
Yeah
Damn man, or I would think like Michael Schumacher would be Michael Schumacher has
uh
15
uh 1,566 points
The lowest person on this totem pole is probably like a bunch of people that only have like one or two points
Yeah, like Logan Sargent's 351
Mm-hmm because he has one point
But yeah, it's just a bunch of stats. This is fucking insane. Yeah back in the schumacher years like 17 races 16 races now. It's like
Up to 22. I think it's 22. I think it's 24 now
But it used to like around the past couple years didn't max win like 22 races last year or 23 races last year
There was 22 last year 22
He didn't win all the races
Paris won like two or three and science person one he won like 18 maxed it. I have to shit
I mean
Jensen button
2009
Well, does it tell you the champ? Yeah, this is the champs for all the years. Yeah
fast fast
Sebastian Vettel sub sub sub sub
I'm happy that Nico Rosberg won against Lewis Hamilton and then he retired afterwards
It's a baller way to go
Winning your friend that you've been racing with in your entire life
And then just drop the mic and walk away and just drop the mic. You're like I'm retiring jack villaner kimmy
Mika Hakenon
Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Mika Hakenon. I don't think it's Mika. It's Mika Mika Mika
Mika so you see the girls Nigel Mansel, Arantin Senna, Arantin Senna, Allen Prost
There was a there was fights between those two Arantin Senna and Allen Prost
Williams versus McLaren
Yep
Williams William wait, but Williams run Renault
McLaren Honda
All the on the same team. Yeah, there was like a big
Well, there was one where it was like if it was in like Suzuka and like Arantin Senna is like if you don't make this corner
I'm gonna take you out
And then he didn't make the corner so he took him out
Mm-hmm
Nicky louder what year did he die?
Arantin Senna
90
Was it three or 95? It was 94
Because it was just a 30 year anniversary just this past weekend. So it was 94
The king of Monaco, who's that?
Allen or Arantin Senna. He's the king of Monaco
He was 34 when he died he died in 94 May 1st
Nicky louder the only thing that I would say is I want to see like a picture of the driver. You know what I mean?
Well, if we donate maybe
Nicky louder Arantin Senna
First ever matches Arantin Senna record by narrowly beating McLaren's to
Mala Pohl eight eight poles on a row
Ties it I think I think it was a tie polls in a row eight poles on a row tied with Senna
Just this past this past race polls polls polls polls. I already know the answer. Do you?
I just told you I didn't hide him for eight in a row. That's the record
Starting from the front row
No, that's not it
Poles poles all-time poles
Kiki Rossburg is that Rossburg's dad or something?
No, because I think Rossburg is Rosenberg
What are you talking about is it Rossburg? Yes, maybe I think it's Nico Rosenberg
Oh my bad. What the fuck are you talking about? Suck a dick
You're gonna look him up
Best known is Kiki finish
Yeah, father of Nika Rossburg. Oh get fucked
I
Father and like son world champs
1982
Ferrari his dad want it for Williams. What you got over there Ferrari
Nelson pk
Jackie Jackie Stewart
Emerson federally
better polity better polity
This was the year that that movie was based on 96 when James Hunt won it
Yeah, I watched that season
So I watched some of the archives for
What's the fucking quality dog shit?
It was bad
But it started at 70
So that guy right there
Yoch
Yoch, yoch, yoch in rent. Yochin. Yeah, yochin
That guy yeah, he died
So he that was the guy who died in that movie. No, so
Yoch, yoch
Yoch, yochin he died. So he he yeah, he died and he was a world. He was the leading world champion
He died at
Monza
Okay, like going into the the big hairpin. Okay, like he crashed in he crashed
But so he's the only he's the only world champion
Uh
That couldn't like didn't get to fight off his
Defend his champion because he died
Damn, that's crazy
Yeah, you got uh like like head-on collision with like a
Smash right into a barrier with a head-on. Yeah, it was it's it's pretty bad
Most most without a win
Pole positions
Chris almond
Anyways, but good sight
It's a good sight. This is the guy who died. That's the guy that died. Yeah
I killed during practice at
Uh, the atelier practice. Yeah
That sucks. Yeah, he died. You can look it up during practice. God damn. You can look up the video. It's not bad
Oh, he won the championship at when he was dead because no one else caught him correct. Yo
So he was the only I thought you were saying he won the year before
And then could not defend it because he died during no, he no he died during the 70s got it. Got it. Got it
He died like right after my birthday. Got it. Um, that's
So, yeah, you can look up look up the video. It's not a bad video
But you can see like from the technology from the technology that was
now
Or from then to now it's like day and night obviously
Um, yeah the uncrowned king because he never got the
There it is. I think that might be it
Oh
I'm just not signed in right now as all
Just sign in because there's probably some death involved
There is death involved
But
Why are you using that? Why are you using the gmail that you don't like that?
It's youtube you can't sign up with a different one. Can you you can oh you can I thought they made you sign up with google
No, I don't know. Fuck me
I don't know how to change it. Yeah, you can just change it
Dude that is the world's longest password
How do you remember that? I only remember one password. That's what that is the world's
Longest password I've ever seen in my life. It's to protect on my past. No, I got that I get that
That was the world's longest password. Oh nice
What go back? Oh
You just
Just my password in there. That's crazy
Now they know
Wait, you're signing up for an account. Oh fuck
Wait, it says oh wait find your email wait no next next. No, I don't is this right?
No, I'm just gonna go back go back. I'm just gonna log in
Oh, maybe this is right. Yeah, yeah, try it
I think you have to do this there. There you go. There you go. There you go
It's probably because you accidentally hit forgot password. Oh, yeah
I make it really hard to log into accounts that I own
Like everything has to fa
Oh, yeah, if I have to fa
Say
They all have crazy passwords that no one could think of that are all different
Any account has to fa that can that supports it like it's a pitch to lock the shit if you're not me
Which is kind of a design. What's his name? Joachim Joachim. Joachim. Joachim. Yep
Rent yeah that one. Yep the top one. I said death
Okay, yeah, there it is the top one
Top one top one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fuck you YouTube
This is pretty much what they showed on
Shout out Luigi Ligotti. This is what they showed on
Like the the tv thing. This is literally a tv thing. Oh NBC. Yeah
I don't have to shit anymore
Yep, this is exactly what I watched today's laps are part of the drive. That's his wife
Yeah, right there that car. Oh, yeah, dude, they're insanely stupid like the weird looking. Yeah
His wife's seen the same as his wife eating a snack
Yeah, you just
That's how he died
He just hit the wall. Yeah, I think he like barely
He was just getting spun. Oh my god
Yeah, fuck
Yeah, it's pretty bad
Like it hit the bear I think he hit the bear couldn't even see it. Yeah, because it was really fast
He was coming down here. He was coming down the back straight
He's coming down the back but like how bad that car is mingled
But he like slipped off the track or something hit the wall
I'm like, he's probably
He's dead. He's dead
He died instantly
Yeah, like he hit I think what it was is that he was going way too he went into deep
And then hit the barricade on the left hand side and then spun
Isn't it crazy how back in the day like you'd have drivers helping to push the cars around and shit
Like it's just like but if you but if you go from but if you go from wow, I don't yeah, but if you go from like that
This one
Oh, wait, oh wait, that's just like saying in 3d and something. What did it have like?
Oh, it's just showing you what actually happened. What could have happened. No, this is what happened
It's a computer simulation showing you he's got you got wobbles. This is how he crashed. That's him right there. Yeah
He lost like something got fucked up in the balance. I think he locked he was locking up
I think he was locking up as he was breaking from he was going too hard into
As he was breaking for the corner he got so jiggly and then like it pulled left and it slammed him into the wall in the left
That's so crazy
But I like the thing is like hella mingled. Yeah
But if you look at look you're so oh, yeah
That's dead
But if you look out so if you look out cars if you look to like today's
Today's age of cars like that crash could happen, but that driver would be totally fine. Yeah
Yeah
Geez
Is there only that one angle that's only the one angle. Yeah. Wow
But it's just quick and it's just quick and fast
Yeah, they didn't see it until this yeah
Yeah
Yeah, damn. It's crazy
Yeah, and like some of the the archives too they show
um
Some deaths and stuff like that. Well, I'm not deaths, but like deaths
Like fatal accidents they show nicky louder's accident. Oh, yeah, that shit sucks
But it's good that he just it's good that he lived and like it's good that he lived because he they he was a very big advocate
for
safety same with
Nick Jackie Stewart. Yeah same with Jackie Stewart
Where was Jackie Stewart at in the 70s?
He retired he retired like
um, I think he retired in 73
Maybe after he won the championship, I think
Sorry for that. This is this is exciting just going over. I like this. I don't ever like look these old guys. Jackie Stewart
Sir Jackie Stewart. Yep. He's still alive. Oh, he's still alive. He's still alive
He won one championship a couple
Maybe like three. Yeah three 169 71 and 73
Why is this in a different language?
French Wikipedia
It's like why it thinks I wanted French F1 FR
I don't know why would do that
Uh, yeah, I think that's what it thought the f1 it thought I was think trying to type French for maybe who knows
Yeah, but Jackie Stewart. Yeah, he's won three 69 71. He's still he's still around career points
Not that many
Yeah, but if you put that in today's age, I know I know like today's he's once he won 27 times
Didn't they have fewer points too? They have free for positions. Yeah in the day
But also I think it was only like the top five scored anyways. Yeah
Wow
Shout out to these guys shout him you're doing this back then to required balls
The thing imagine just required fucking cojones imagine driving the nerbur ring. They drove the nerbur ring
Like isn't that where uh, that guy what's his name?
Burnt up. Yeah, yeah from that crash
Damn, yeah, damn damn damn double damn double damn
But yeah, it's insane. It's crazy dude
Shout out to this website though. Shout to you dude. This is fucking slaps. Yeah
I'm never going to fucking everyone.com ever again. This is so much better
God damn
They do need a couple improvements though, I think they should put up pictures of the people but just a
Thumbnail picture just of the guys, you know what they look like if you don't know who they are and then just a quick top down
Showing the track and be like turn one and just like lightly labeling all the maybe maybe we support them. Maybe uh
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Take it over. No, I wouldn't say take it over but you know what I'm saying
Yeah, like be an investor
An investor. Yeah, this would be a good website to be invested in
Why if one ain't gonna go anywhere anytime soon?
I guess
Do you think um
That this is like one of rabbi's boys
Liam is one of his boys. Maybe it's him and Liam rabbi and Liam who make the
But doesn't say who it doesn't say who this is myself
Doesn't say anybody
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We want to know I just want to know who you are in the support page. Yeah
Yeah, it says only myself
Well, this is buy me a coffee calm. They don't list anything on their actual. That's what we you know, we should do that antenna website like this
No, where is this? Where where where it says support? Where does this support?
We should sign up on buy me a coffee. Yeah, we should be yeah
I had a coffee I need though. Yeah, but you can get better without money
I'll be buying a coffee by me coffee so I can fucking buy red bull with it instead
Yeah, that's what uh, uh, what's his name London eats? That's what he says
He gets he says buy me red bulls instead of coffees dude fucking pounds red bulls smart
He goes you guys to buy me lots of red bulls lately fucking savages
All right, get over here. Let's pull this shit off. All right. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna move to Mike
All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna move to Mike three. Oh guys. I got it for me. I'm moving
I don't know why I muted the number two Mike
All right gents
We're about to pull off my
Are you going up or down? Oh because the bottom is already peel. All right, so it's pretty I have it. I got it
It's just gross I have to hear myself hold on
Wait, do you want a mic to be on the actual thing so we can hear a rip?
Or are you talking? Oh, these are so weird. What's better? Oh, you can do you want to you to like react in your mouth or hear
a mic down there
Oh, we'll get a rip. Okay
Good
That was so clean
Ah, oh
Yo
That was a solid rip
That was
Dude these this this ow that hurt
That was a good rip. That was a solid rip. I was like that was very satisfying. That was very good. What are you gonna say?
Oh, these headphones are weird. Yeah, they're a lot different
Okay
Well, we'll fix that. Yeah, you will
He hurt me. Oh man, that was that was intense rip it off. Just rip it off. What's that Taylor song shake it off
Shake it off
I shake it off I shake it off
Dude that was clean. What was that one eight one?
Nine years ago
The music videos are so weird. Oh, let's watch this. I don't really want to watch it, but okay
I don't really want to watch it, but okay. There we go. Shout to Taylor. Shout out to her
This music video has three billion views
Music
But I can't make them stay at least that's what people say. That's what people say. She's worked so much. We've talked about this. Can't stop, won't stop moving. It's like I got this new music in my mind saying it's gonna be all right.
Hit it and bang bang and hang on baby I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake shake
Rip it off rip it off
Yeah
Rip it off rip it off
I'm landing on the beach
I'm landing on my feet
And that's what they don't see
Dude there's something that I hate Taylor Swift by the way like I'm not into her music
But this song has a fucking beat on it this thing has a fat that song has a beat on her. I like that beat
Yeah, so rip it off. That's bang a dog rip it off rip it off
All right, did we cover the F1 races? I think we did a solid thing we did it, you know
Wow, I think we did a good amount of time
This thing use cloud trick
Probably
Everything uses called strike what or Claude flair. No, I'm talking about destiny right now
Oh, I was thinking about cloud fire. I don't know what cloud strike is cloud strike is an exotic
You you shoot and this is a video game thing
This is a video game thing. I thought you're talking about the internet company clouds cloud flair cloud flair
Yeah, isn't an internet company. Well, they like
You like they know they do firewalls and shit
Yeah, but like and they like host content and shit and like if you're ever using a VPN. That's why you get like the
Verify you're a human shit cuz cloud flair doesn't like VPNs
So like don't think you're a real person which is fucking yeah, I don't like any of that to be honest
Hey, I'm bro. I think it's stupid. Is that fourth horsemen?
I'm not watching this map. Um, I mean we got we got like 10 minutes or so since I mean I gotta
I gotta do some leaving
In a way
What muted
Do you think who do you think wins this Toronto or fucking Atlanta? I think I
Don't know that the optic game was really good dude. They just got slammed who ultra
Ultra won the search phase one the two other fucking respawns
There's no way these I just watched I didn't really watch it
But I just watched these people just do so this is this new thing on destiny is called pantheon
And what it is is it takes you through six?
boss
Encounters yeah, and
There's there's these modes where you
You can be capped out and then they'll put you 15 below that cap
So say like the cap is 1810. They'll take your rank and go 15 lower than that
so you're at
Whatever it is
795
1795 so then you fight these bosses under under the
What you're supposed to be doing and they completed this new game
I didn't really watch it all but they completed it in
less than 20 minutes
And they were at a disadvantage because they lowered their abilities well that your damage that you do is less
To make it more difficult. Yeah
And they still beat it out quick. Mm-hmm. These like the best kids ever in the world at destiny or something not that I know of but
That's clearly are clearly are though. That's the multiplayer. That's needs a multiplayer. It's a first person
Does it have like multiplayer like non-story version or you can just go in a death match with other online people or no?
Yeah, they have a PvP. Do you play that fuck no PvP sucks on that game?
So what do you do PvE PvE what PvE? What's that called? What is that versus environment?
That's what you guys all just get in a yeah, it's kind of like yeah, they're in Jack's other off
It's kind of like wow you just get in the library and jag each other off. Yeah, Dougie. Yeah, yeah
I like shoot like robots shoot like computer generated shit creatures. Why don't you go in?
They should have it where you go in with your boys and do a quest but the villains
But yeah quest but the villains are also other humans. So it's you're playing as humans
It's like wherever the boss is that you're fighting instead of the boss. It's like another player controls that that guy
I mean they have those and they fuck you up
You get fucked up if you did that because you can't you suck. Yeah, I do suck
Can Toronto do it? Oh?
My god
Let's go Toronto come on
Go to a game five in the back in the back is in the back is back. Oh
My god they want it
Holy shit, did they win it? It's looking like it
The crowd dude that Toronto crowd is cheering there
Holy shit
That's insane that is so crazy
Oh my god phase is nervous now scrap is loving this
Scrap and draws that fucking hate each other by the way
Do they yeah, why I don't know
The crowd's chanting fuck you draws a
The accent there that's shanning fuck you draws a
The crowd's chanting fuck you draws a
Oh the accent there that's shanning fuck you draws a
Fuck you draws a I love that energy dude
That's so cool. That's funny fucking love that energy. All right. Yeah, that's for a fish
Let's rip it off. Let's rip it off. That's the title. We got to go with it rip it off rip it off
That hurt by the way, dude, I'm gonna start putting our titles in parentheses by the way why because it looks cool
Okay, and you're gonna post in that way. That's you're gonna be stim rip it off
That's fine. Shout out to you brother shout to me. Shut what that thing do that's how we're gonna end the show
Thank you everybody. We appreciate you much love
We love you don't ever change
Okay, you asked too many questions no swag bag for you
No swag bag for you and we're gonna end it on this one
Wait
Ended on that one
Yes
Later boys and girls