Maybe. Yes. Okay. Yes.
See, I'll see if he wants to be on, on the party. Yes. On next Saturday,
on the party. Yeah.
This Saturday, this Saturday, this Saturday. I'll see if you wait.
Was that the day he came last time? Was Saturday? Shout out to Drew.
Shout out to Drew. The host of, uh, was that correct? Right on podcast Saturday.
The host, the one, you mean the co-host one of the hosts, the co-host.
I am, I am, I am, I am the captain now. I am the host. I am the, I am the co-host.
I am the co-host now. I am the captain. Did he, is that why I can't remember
Saturday? Cause he has Saturdays. I was something like that.
Is that what it is? Um, shout out to the people.
Shout out, shout out to me. Shout out to you. Um,
it's because he works on Sundays. Yeah. And so that's why I was like, oh,
that's what it was last time when we put it on Saturday because he was available.
No, he put it on a Sunday cause he took the, he took a vacation.
That's right. That's why, that's why I was like confused for a minute.
I was like, what? He was on a vacation. That's why.
Shout out to Drew. Uh, shout out to him. So I hope we don't spend the entire
episode listening to music again because that was kind of fucking annoying.
Oh, was it? Fuck Tyler Tyler. Shout out to you. If you're listening,
shout out to you, Ty. Hey, hey, shout out to you. Hey, yo, shout out to him,
but we can't listen to music all fucking episode Tyler.
So that's not going to happen. No, I mean he dude, he gets after it.
Like when he gets excited about music, he gets after it.
I've been sending him stuff and he like, I sent, I sent him, I sent him
the one I sent you the other day. Was that the whole album or just the song?
That's just a song. I didn't really listen to the album. Okay.
He, cause I wasn't sure. So I just played the whole album and I haven't finished it yet.
That's fine. Is it good? It was just that one song. I don't know that I've
listened to that song yet. He goes, he goes, I said it to him. He goes,
me, you okay? Damn, that's clean. Oh, fucking. And then I said, then I said,
he's the gift of a Clinton on the saxophone. Oh yeah.
And then he goes, is that the whole album? Is the whole album good?
And I go, not sure. It's just that one song I heard.
He hasn't gotten back to me yet. Yeah, shout out to him. Shout out to him.
He's fucking, he's fucking around, dude. Yeah. He's fucking bitches.
I don't want to say that. That's not, that's kind of, he's not fucking bitches.
He's 16 years old.
He's almost 17. Who's the young man?
He's fucking learning how to drive manual transmission cars and shit.
Yeah. I, so Jude, I was like, I feel like driving.
I was like, oh, I need to drive a manual right now. Like it's, I want to take
the EO after this. I might do let's go. But the thing is, I believe I'd leave
around like one, I believe a little bit earlier this time because time you
don't believe one 45, what time you leave them today? I need to leave around
like 125 125 just because I have to go back home because I forgot my cleats.
Okay.
And that's, that's crazy.
That takes me like that.
It takes me 45 minutes.
That's crazy.
You do shit like that.
Wait, you stop leaving them in your car because they stunk.
Right?
That was why.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I think I can, I can, I think I can make it work is if I get like a,
Oh, you should get like a seal bag or something that you can like seal.
Well, I was thinking like a seal tight bucket.
Well, the thing is that you need to lock that in there.
They make like five gallon bucket seats.
Oh, it seals the lid on.
It seals the lid on.
And you can dump all your stank in there and then seal it out.
I can see, I put all my shit in there.
So like rains or something like that.
And I think it's wet.
Yeah.
I'm doing that.
Wait, if it rains, you mean like you take it out with you to sit down on the field?
Yeah, you sit down instead of like on the ground.
It's like, okay, imagine this.
You put your shit in there.
You, you get a five gallon bucket.
And you sit on it when you're on the bench.
You get a seat.
Yeah.
Because you take turns playing.
It turns into a bench.
You know what you should do?
And then when you're done playing, put it in your car, you stick it in your car.
Put your shoes that smell like ass in there, seal it.
Yes.
And leave them there.
Yes.
I don't know why you could do that.
I was trying to get there and you're just like, you're just like,
but, but yeah, dude, I'm going to get all kinds of sure for my truck.
So I got the, I ordered this.
Check it out.
I ordered this.
So it's a bed cover.
Okay.
That rolls up like this.
Uh-huh.
And then it has these little slots.
Uh-huh.
Also built in that you can mount shit to.
So it's like a roll up bed cover with mounts, rails.
And dude, imagine this.
You're a bag of dicks.
Dude, imagine, imagine this.
I'm a bag of dicks.
Put me to your lips.
I am sick.
Imagine this.
Oh dude, we could go on.
We can, we can go on some stuff.
I know I'm going to sell my bike.
Why?
Cause I want a different bike.
Yeah.
Buy a new bike and come ride with me.
And then we can go mountain.
I'm going to get something like this.
Seriously.
Really?
Yes.
Cause I already bought this and it has tracks built in that I'm going to get
something like this system too.
You already bought this.
I bought the, the, this, which is just the ta, it's the ta-no cover that rolls up,
but it comes with like these rails on the outside that you can mount shit like this
too.
So eventually I'm going to get these, these racks.
And so I'll have like a bike mountain shit.
And then we can like roll.
Okay.
Fuck yeah.
Are you excited?
Of course.
Why are you getting a new, wait, what new bike?
The line.
No, I need to, what I need to do is sell my bike that I have now or I can trade it
into Trek.
Get a mountain bike.
And then get a mountain bike.
So you can actually ride with me.
Yeah.
That's what my, my plan.
And then I'll get this and we can mount and we can rack them.
Yeah.
We can rack.
And I, you know, I also looked at, which I'm not going to, I think it'd be cooler
to mount them on top and like get a tail hitch thing.
Okay.
What do you think?
Wait, is that again?
What do you think would be better if I did something like this mounted on high?
Cause this is cool.
I have these racks for like hauling lumber and shit too.
When I do projects.
Uh huh.
Uh, hitch.
Bike.
No.
Yeah.
It kind of looks jank.
No, it looks really bad.
Yeah.
I think it looks really bad.
It's really bad.
It like folds up.
Like for me, even on my car, it looks bad.
Well, it looks terrible, but it's like an easy way to carry shit.
Yeah.
I think about trading in my, my trek for a new trek, but like a mountain bike
version of a trek.
Because I like it and I want some more of it.
I try so hard to eat your little butt.
What, but uh, yeah, I was, uh, cool.
I'm still getting, I'm still getting bats from using brave.
I have $7 and 26 cents.
Basic attention token.
Yep.
It's a scam.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's just another bullshit.
It's okay.
It's a scam.
Of course it is.
I'm just saying as in like, you know, little side money on the side, you know, who gives a fuck?
But what can you spend it on?
Fuck, I don't know.
But then how is it valuable then?
It's not something that's thing about it.
Well, so then it's not, we have merged the invoice billing section into one single
subscription page.
That's cool.
Can you like buy shit in within Bray with it or something?
Or how does it work?
I don't know.
How do you get it?
How do I get it?
You just accrue it over time.
You just like, you just, I have a thing on here where it's like, you have a balance.
So like, it just over time, it does like 10 ads.
I see like 10 ads per hour.
If I'm on it per hour.
Oh, by showing you ads, it pays you.
Yeah.
Got it.
By showing certain like, says total ads received this month, 28.
Wasn't the whole thing like blocking all that shit though?
Yeah.
But to get these.
But you can choose to get money.
I could choose to turn it off.
I see.
But or you could say, I want the money so I can get paid to watch the ads.
Yeah.
So they just give you a little bit of ads.
Got it.
And it's just like, oh, like in the browser, like on web pages or something,
it'll show you stuff versus show them.
Yeah.
Instead of having them for like, it would only show me 10 per hour.
So like if I, interesting.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
And also like, I use it for YouTube.
I would would recommend it to everybody that doesn't like to watch ads,
including my good friend James, which fucking skips it.
He just, all he needs to do honestly, he watches on like a Roku.
Yeah.
But not, not a computer.
What he needs to do is get a computer hooked up to it.
Well, that's what he was going to, he just needs to,
he just needs a Raspberry Pi.
That's all he needs.
No, no, no, no.
Get, don't get a Raspberry Pi.
Get just like a small mini PC or something.
Raspberry Pi is fucking bullshit.
Get like a little like compact, small like computer.
That's what he needs.
That's what a Raspberry Pi is pretty much.
Yes, but a Raspberry Pi is bullshit.
But all you're using it to like stream like videos and stuff.
Yeah.
So get like a little cheap, like whatever, fucking.
What's the other one?
Not the Raspberry Pi Rockfin.
It's called Rockfin Raspberry Pi.
No, no, no.
Not Raspberry Pi.
There's another one.
You can get like little cheap computers that are like actual computers
and not Raspberry Pi or you can just buy a laptop or you can buy a cheap laptop.
He has, he has like an old MacBook Pro that he could just use.
Hmm.
Yeah, true.
And then just use a wave, not a wave, but like use like,
you can use like a script in Firefox to block all the ads.
Because that's the way he likes to use.
Like this, do a lot of idea.
Just download this.
It's called, what's it called?
This is called, fuck.
How do I find that?
Go to settings.
It's called you block origin.
Download this dude.
It's great.
In Firefox.
I just, well, that's the thing with like YouTube was like back,
we've talked about this before when they were,
this is an add on and break or I'm sorry, in Firefox,
yeah, browser extension.
And it just, I never, I don't log into YouTube on my browser.
Just not even logged in and nothing never plays ads.
Yeah.
Because it's a, well, YouTube was cracking down on that and then they stopped it.
Well, unless they found a workaround around it.
Well, this one works for me.
Well, this is when like when they first started,
they were cracking down on it, like getting rid of all the extensions.
Like making it so that YouTube wouldn't work if you had that extension.
Said it wouldn't play.
But well, there's plenty of ways to get around it.
Now.
But yeah, cause the Roku sucks ass.
Oh yeah.
Like it'd be one thing if you had like an Apple TV that was like fast and nice,
but he doesn't even have that.
He has some fucking bullshit Roku.
Why don't you bring my whiskey?
He told me you wouldn't bring it for me.
When?
He texted me last night, James.
He said like Terry was told, told,
Terry, James told me that you told him that he said to you,
like just take my cash and you were like, no, you just come get it.
That's not what I said.
What did you say?
Literally.
God, he's a piece of shit.
I literally the exact words.
Literally what he said was, I don't care.
I just goes, he goes as long as he brought it back to his house.
It's there.
I don't mind.
I'll just get it when I'm there.
I know if you were there.
I don't know.
The thing was, is he goes, he goes, take my shit.
He's like, oh, Mike, if you want to, you can take Mike's stuff and go.
Oh, okay.
And you forgot.
And then my, and then Brad goes, I told Terry he could take your log of
villains to you, but he said you need to leave your house to get it.
That wasn't me.
That was Brad.
Oh, that's why I'm like, I did not say that.
I said, Brad said those words.
Brad said the words and I was like, oh, that makes sense.
That's what all I said.
But I said it.
I always leave my house to get the whiskies that James buys me.
I know, but with the, he asked, he said, oh, if you, if you want to,
you can take Mike's stuff.
He's here.
I was like, oh, okay.
I said, oh, okay.
And then Brad just goes, I'm sitting next to Brad and Brad says,
no, let Mike come and get it.
And he's going to have his house.
So it wasn't even me.
That's crazy.
That's what I was like when you like, I knew exactly what you said.
I was like, do you?
Because that's not true, man.
Well, thanks for offering my brother.
Of course.
Damn, that would have been nice to drink some log of one eight today.
Well, I know that you go to your dad's house every now and then.
I go to, yeah.
I met, I stopped by James's house like regularly enough.
Yeah.
So I'm not too worried about it.
I was half expecting James to not bring it back.
Low key and have it just sit down there for like six months.
Oh, really?
I don't care.
I'll get it when I get it.
I know, man.
I got a fucking low time.
I wasn't, I wasn't too worried about you getting it.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's my dope ass new rack system I'm going to get.
Okay.
Hell yeah.
Are you excited?
I'm excited for you.
Hell yeah, dude.
Can I see a video?
I'm going to deck my Maverick out, dude.
It's going to be decked out.
Yeah.
I'm going to show you some show right now.
Oh, this is a bike.
I used to do my own thing.
Dude, you want to hear me snoring?
Not really.
Oh, dude.
What the fuck?
No.
I'm going to send you to it.
I don't do.
Hold on.
Do you want to play it on the podcast?
Whatever.
Not really, but yeah.
All right.
I'll send it to you.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
I'm going to let everybody know that I snore.
Mary drop.
Let's see.
Mike.
So my significant other.
Oh god.
Now we're saying that for fuck's sake.
My significant other took a video of me while I was sleeping.
Here's what you sent me.
Huh?
You just sent me that.
I wanted to do it.
Oh, you did.
No, I didn't.
I literally sent you a video.
Do you want me to send you again?
I can't open the video.
It shows it here, but it's not opening.
Here, let me send it to you again.
It just fucking stuck.
It's just fucking stuck.
The only thing that opened was that picture when you sent me that thing.
No, I swear to God.
Okay.
Why would I lie?
Air drop.
Mike.
Hey guys, Todd here today.
We're guys Todd here.
Did you get it?
Open and save the downloads.
This is this is me snoring.
Why are you showing this to me?
It's not showing to you.
Just showing it to everybody.
Well, you're showing it to me.
So and why?
Because I think it's that's why.
Why?
Why is your shit green now?
I changed the fucking color.
Yo, how'd you do that?
That's for you to fucking lose it.
You know, you know what it 100 freaking percent.
So what's the context of this?
The context is is that I snore.
Yeah, so I didn't know I snored.
Everybody snores.
I've told you you I've been multiple trips with you where I've told you.
But you never recorded it.
I'm not a fucking weirdo.
I know you got to turn it.
Why did it just go away from looking at you?
I wanted to look at you the whole time.
Oh, I don't know the fuck.
Why is it hide?
I don't know your face.
No, she was trying to be quiet.
You can be quiet and look at the phone at the face.
I don't know the fuck.
That's it.
I'm pissed.
Dude, what the fuck?
This is bullshit.
It shows your face for like three seconds.
Can we turn it up a little bit?
Hold on.
I'm pissed that it goes away from your face.
The whole point is to watch you like your face while you're doing it.
Yeah.
While it's fucked up.
You think science is going to salvo?
You want a Red Bull?
You're going to owe me $100.
I don't think so.
They just talked about it that there's no way they can match sciences two to one.
Mercedes is getting max next year.
There's no way.
So they're going to need two drivers and science into one of them.
There's no way Max is going to.
Is it a chance?
Do you think he's going to Mercedes?
There's a chance.
If not in 25 and 26, 100%.
You think so?
Whoa.
Hülkenberg went to Audi.
I know.
That was the first signing of the season.
Three year deal, bro.
That's crazy.
We'll talk about that after I show you this.
All right.
And some of my videos.
Yeah.
So this is like the thing.
I'll show you how to install the Elevate Rack system with the T-slot rail.
So this isn't exactly necessarily the same thing, but it'll look similar.
Okay.
And then you it'll like roll up and it's like hard.
Where'd you find realtruck.com?
Just by searching like looking up different like videos and stuff.
Copy that.
And they've got like a great like online website, which has lots of stuff you can buy.
I can't believe what Ford just did to the new Maverick.
That dude, that Scott Kilmer, Scotty Kilmer is really mad.
Yeah.
So this is what it is.
It'll have like tie downs.
You can like put anything in these rails.
Okay.
So I can put like elevated racks, like bikes on top, like shit on top, like ladders and shit.
So that's what it will like roughly look like.
If I go with like similar elevated rack, like elevated racks like that.
I mean, I'm debating getting like things on the roof to two bars.
So I'll have like I could like put shit all along there.
Oh my God.
But I haven't said that's what I've been doing like last couple of days, like researching
much of like bed systems.
I just want to let you know that system keeps getting so hyped about it.
He just keeps getting hyped every time like dude.
This is so fucking stupid.
Oh yeah.
You're stupid.
I love this shit.
Doesn't that look sick?
Yeah, it looks all right.
It looks sick.
Let's see what the comments say.
Why would anyone want to set it super high?
I do agree with that.
Like this is the low setting, not the high setting.
And I kind of agree.
Like it might be good to get one that has the low setting is like lower.
Yeah.
And then you can like elevate to that high.
Because once you're above the cab, that's really as high as you needed.
Yeah, it makes no sense.
Although I think it's like for big stuff like kayaks,
they want you to be able to like lift it really high because that way it won't
like enter like the kayak won't like run into the or yeah.
So that's why they make sense.
But dude, what the fuck man?
Don't kill Wilfred.
I didn't knock it over.
You know, I don't like that those are in my house.
That's fucking Sunday.
You're going to get here and they're just going to be in gone.
Don't.
No, don't fucking kill Wilfred or Pepe.
No, don't fucking do that.
Someday you're going to get here and they're just not going to be there.
If you fucking fuck them, I'm going to fuck you if they disappear.
I'll whip out my little dick and I'll rape you.
Whoa.
If those just like disappear, you'll never know.
Dude, I will know.
You'll never know.
Yeah, I will.
Nope.
Yep.
I'm looking right now.
I'm just going to take a picture of that.
I'm going to print it out and I'm just going to lay the picture there.
And then you're going to have to like find out.
I'm going to fuck around and find out.
You're going to fuck around and find out.
There's there's there's one video.
I really want you to play your recording.
Oh yeah, good.
That would suck if we weren't just sit here for 20 minutes and not set a damn word on
recording.
No, there's a video.
I really want you to play cool.
Yeah.
Oh wow, dude.
Well, you're really sick and I'm excited for bro.
You sound like you're you have a cough over there.
Is there anything I can help you out with?
Yeah, take your dick out of my mouth.
Whoa.
100 freaking percent.
Whoa.
Is there anything I can help you with?
Show you what that thing do.
Yeah, take your dick out of my mouth.
Is there anything I can help you with?
Oh yeah.
All right.
F1 first before you're fucking bullshit.
Oh, what's the latest?
What's the latest and greatest?
The latest and greatest.
What's the latest news?
Did you know that Adrian new is going to Ferrari next year?
It's sound.
There's crazy shit going on, brother.
There's so much shit going on.
There's crazy shit going on, brother.
Adrian new is going to he's leaving, bro.
He fucking hates Christian Horner.
I don't think it has Christian.
Christian Horner.
Christian fuck his assistant Horner.
That's what he did.
And Adrian knew he liked the lady and he's like, you bitch,
you fuck that lady.
She's nice.
Hell yeah.
I there's so much shit going on in F1 right now for like the biggest teams,
especially here's my proposal.
Here's what I tell you is going to happen.
Okay.
So okay.
Hulkenberg already signed with Audi or Sauber, Sauber, three years.
So that's taking one of the two spots from Bottas and Joe.
The thinking of Haas, Haas is going to get Oli Berman next year
and maybe drop Kevin Magnuson for someone else,
but definitely they're going to Oli Berman.
Williams will be Albon next year and maybe the new fucking Mercedes driver.
Kimmy Antonelli.
Who Kimmy Antonelli.
He's like the new prodigy Mercedes junior driver.
Okay.
So he might go there and fucking sergeants out.
Oh yeah.
Do it.
Sergeant might be out like halfway through the season.
He's gone.
Alpine, both their drivers want to get the fuck out of there.
Ferrari, we obviously know Mercedes gets max next year with George
and then Red Bull gets science, probably drops Paris too for someone else
like Piazzari.
They're going to steal Piazzari.
That's what they want really.
Well, I think they're saying that Valtteri or if Checker doesn't keep a seat could go to Red Bull.
One of the two.
Valtteri.
I didn't hear that one.
That'd be crazy.
Science and Valtteri next year.
Wow.
No Red Bull.
Yeah.
Science and Valtteri.
Because Max is going to Mercedes next year.
Max is contracting until.
It doesn't take Terry.
It doesn't matter.
Contract.
Don't mean shit.
I'm just reading something about here that Lando Norris Mercedes offered Max 150 million euros
per year to go to Mercedes.
I would not take that.
I'm just telling you.
I'm just telling you the reality.
I know.
I'm just saying I wouldn't.
So Lando Norris.
I'm just reading this.
He fucked up his nose.
Yeah.
I saw it this morning and I was like he broke his nose.
He cut it.
He cut it unlike some glass while he was in the post.
Cut his nose on a broken glass.
Yeah.
Well he's a patient or he was in a boat in Amsterdam or some shit.
Yeah.
He was.
Yeah.
What a fucking loser.
He had like a jank bandage on his face.
See it right now.
Yeah.
It was like some fucking child.
Yeah.
You guys want to see you guys want to get a little chuckle.
Look Lando Norris and his bandages.
It's fucking funny.
So it says Adrian Newie to Ferrari.
Freshed out cast over a historic move from F1 design guru.
Yeah.
And then Max and Helmut Marco are going to Mercedes because Max goes where Marco goes.
And then yeah.
Science is going to be science is going to be there at Red Bull and you're going to pay me $200
and it's going to buffer my fucking loss for this fucking bullshit year.
Fuck me.
What do you mean?
I'm going to lose.
So I need my money.
I need some money.
I need some to make up some money because I'm going to fucking lose.
I'm definitely going to lose the constructors.
My only hope is to fucking tie.
I'm going to win the fucking drivers and there's a 50 50 chance.
I fucking lose that too.
So fuck.
Yo imagine if imagine if Carlos stayed with McLaren.
Yeah.
You think he would have been fucking happy.
Adrian Newie could go to.
He turned he turned down.
He turned on Aston Martin.
Aston Martin offered him a deal already.
He turned it down.
Really?
Yeah.
It's Mercedes or Ferrari now.
If he goes if he goes to Mercedes, he's going to Max is going to Mercedes.
No.
If helmet Marco goes to Mercedes Max Max goes where Marco goes.
Why is helmet Marco out to be there?
Like because Max loves helmet Marco.
Why?
Because he's like his fucking he's like an old racist.
He's mega daddy.
He's just mega daddy.
He's like an old.
There's a clause.
There's a clause in Max's contract that says if helmet Marco leaves Red Bull,
Max can like just break his contract whenever he wants.
Oh really?
So wherever helmet Marco goes, that's where Max is going.
So if Red Bull fires helmet Marco, Max can leave to a different team.
So they're going to Mercedes next year.
Oh, it's actually really it's actually for 26.
What's official?
Adrian Newie.
Is it for Ferrari official official?
I think it's official.
Legendary designer Adrian Newie has decided he wants to leave Red Bull.
No, that's already been reported.
Right.
But there was actually there's also been like a bunch of speculation that he's like,
I'm not leaving Intel Ferrari announced officially that he's with Ferrari.
It's not official.
So far it's just like everyone knows it's happening,
but they don't know when the announcement's coming.
Yeah.
So he's going to be there fucking Lewis Hamilton's dude.
Lewis Hamilton right now is like so fucking giddy.
He's like, oh, if he gets Adrian, you know, he knows he's getting him.
He's already got a fucking better car next year.
And he gets Adrian know designing the Ferrari.
He's fucking ready to go.
He's going to win eight. He's gonna fucking eight, bro.
It's gonna fucking eight.
You think he's gonna say it's getting a fucking eight.
You fuck Leclerc.
He's getting eight.
If Hamilton and Leclerc are on the same car Ferrari car,
and it's a championship contender car,
fucking Hamilton will beat Leclerc.
Hundred percent.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, bro.
Hundred percent.
I don't know.
I feel
Schumacher reveals.
Wait, Schumacher.
Mick Schumacher or Michael?
I don't know.
That says Schumacher reveals how Mercedes could snare for Stappen.
John, I'm telling you, Ralph Schumacher,
if Max doesn't go to Mercedes in 25,
which is not out of the realm of possibility,
he's definitely going there in 26.
Because in 26, it's a whole new set of regulations
and Red Bull might fall off.
Yeah.
But then Mercedes might have like a bang and engine
and be like, yeah, we're going to fucking wreck this shit this year.
Mercedes is for Stappen's best alternative.
Because there's no other place he can go
if he gets pissed off at Red Bull.
The situation has left severe key figures
featuring the teams uncertain.
The reports Thursday announcing
that legendary chief designer, Adrian Neary,
is set to lead the team due to a power struggle
caused by the matter.
For Stappen and chief advisor, Helmut Marco.
Told you.
Have also been linked with moves from the team
with Mercedes eyeing the three time champion
for their vacant seat for 2025.
To replace Louis Hamilton.
Speaking with Sport BILD, former F1 driver Schumacher,
Ralph Schumacher, not Michael Schumacher,
because he is a kind of brain dead.
Not brain dead.
He just has complications.
Believes that the power struggle at Red Bull
could leave for Stappen moving away
from Milton Key's base team, labeling Mercedes
as the best possible alternative.
Oh, shit.
Asked whether for Stappen moving to Mercedes
realistic.
He responded that depends on how the power struggle
at Red Bull develops, but Mercedes is still
an alternative and the best possible alternative.
Correct.
That's crazy, bro.
Well, they didn't even end the quote.
Especially since Total Wolf can't check.
Total Wolf.
Total Wolf can check.
Not only in princely salary, but also lucrative
contracts for the time after his career.
For example, in a form of brand ambassador,
but sporting perspective will be more important for Stappen.
It's crazy, huh?
Mercedes engines help here.
The regulations could come into force in 2026.
50% of the drive unit will be electric.
Mercedes engines are slightly, our engine
is highly anticipated.
There are big question marks about Red Bull,
especially with the electric part for Stappen
his contract to Red Bull until 2028, but revealed that
in his clause, in the deal that allows him to leave
the team if helmet Marco is relieved of his duties.
Told you.
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
Imagine if he does leave and then I'll do Max next,
but here's fucking Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari. I'll do Max.
Why are you doing this?
Because that's like it.
That's like 2019.
I'm having fun, brother.
But that's Lewis Hamilton in 2019 Ferrari.
Asked whether he could advise the Dutchman
should leave the Red Bull.
Schumacher replied the rift in ongoing power struggle
would definitely make him think about it.
If I were him, especially since he's definitely wants
to prove that he's a world champion, not just because
of the best car, but because he is the best driver.
The idea of getting him a team like Mercedes back on track
appeals to him and he can do it.
Max has the incredible feel of a car, but can get two or three
tenths more than any other driver.
It's gonna be a wild spring break.
It's gonna be a summer break.
It's gonna be a wild spring break.
Spring break, summer break.
I'm getting my news from GPfans.com.
Are they reliable?
I don't know.
Do you trust them?
No, I don't trust any fucking news or like news places at all.
So what do you think?
Is it possible?
Do you think he's going or no?
I think there's three things.
Do you think he's definitely leaving in 26?
I think he probably will leave.
I think he'll probably leave before the new regulations.
So he'll do one more year at Rebel?
I think he's gonna do one more year at Rebel just to see what's going on.
25?
Or unless Helmut Marco...
Shit, it completely hits the fan.
Yeah, unless Helmut Marco and then obviously Newi's leaving.
But if Newi goes to Mercedes...
I think that's unlikely.
Why?
Just because he's like...
going to fucking...
That doesn't look like Hamilton at all.
That looks like a jank for our...
Look at that logo.
That's supposed to be Shell?
It's like a fireball.
It's supposed to be Shell, yeah, but it's like a fireball.
Oh my god, that looks terrible, dude.
Yeah, this is supposed to be the fire logo.
Maybe you should get a key year like 2024.
What the fuck is this?
It's a halo?
No, but like on top of this...
It's his helmet.
No, no, no.
Oh, is it helmet blended with halo?
Yeah, that helmet's blame it with the helmet.
Look at that wing.
It's a janky.
Oh, shit.
But it's like fucked up.
I think Mercedes snags Newi and then...
Maybe.
I think it's unlikely though.
Do you think he's going to go to Ferrari?
Max Verstappen deriving a 2025 Mercedes F1 car at Silverstone.
This is what Drew told me.
He said, type more words.
The more words, you type the better.
Yeah.
So I'll do my best.
But hopefully...
Adrian Newi had another one.
Here's another one from today.
Actually GP fans.
Breaking!
Breaking news!
Breaking news.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Oh yeah.
I need a breaking.
I need a breaking news.
Can you put the point on?
Breaking.
Breaking news.
No, but I need like me saying it.
Breaking news from F1.
Actually GP fans is actually pretty good.
They're thinking, will F1 hopefully...
hopeful Antonelli replace Sergeant for Imola?
Say that one more time.
Antonelli.
That's what I told you was at Williams.
Going to Williams after the fire.
Andre and Kimmy Antonelli.
They're going to replace him with...
What's his name?
Fucking Sergeant.
Yeah, but they're saying that they might put him in now.
This comes first.
Yeah.
I knew that.
He's definitely out at the end of the year,
but he's probably out before then.
And it's probably that kid.
Why don't you just give him like a mixed shoe mucker,
another chance.
Good morning, Colorado.
It's 832 a.m. Saturday, August 27th.
Breaking!
Angelica Lombardi, Bunny Silkman.
What else?
Have us good morning off.
I'm going to look at like today's...
It actually is like today's stuff.
Let's see.
What's this?
Ricardo makes five race a mission to bid to survive...
All right, let's see.
Hamilton, Dio, Major, Newie Blow as shock competition revealed.
What?
Let's see what happened here.
What else?
Actually, I do like GPU fans.
I'm going to bookmark this shit.
Let's see.
Bookmark, bookmark, bookmark.
Where the fuck is the bookmark?
Jesus Christ.
What's up?
News anchor has stroke live on air.
That's horrific.
Oh, holy crap.
I kind of want to watch it, but that's what it's going to mean.
The Tulsa Air and Sponsor Space Museum.
A news anchor.
I don't know if we should watch this.
This is...
I kind of want to though.
Dude.
Who suffers a stroke live on the air.
This is so sad.
Today at the event.
Anchor Julie Chin says she suddenly lost vision in one eye.
Then her arm went numb.
Then her speech became garbled.
The event features live...
I'm sorry.
Something is going on with me this morning and I apologize to everybody.
Oh my god.
Jesus, your symptoms came out of nowhere.
Here she is right before feeling great.
Snapping a certain photo.
Promoting college football.
The Tulsa are...
Her quick thinking colleagues.
It didn't look bad though.
No.
Nothing was wrong.
I'm called 911.
Let's just go ahead and send it on over to meteorologist Annie Brown.
The newscaster said...
Oh yeah, that was like not like a big scenario.
That it was like a light.
A minor.
Okay, that's good.
I'm done with all this.
I wanted to try to find someone on news anchor just saying,
BREAKING NOES!
Yeah.
You're done with F1?
Schumacher names the F1s started to replace Hülkenberg at Haas.
Holy barren.
Let's look...
Let's lose Hamilton.
Imagine.
Bottas.
To Haas?
No hole.
Schumacher backs Bottas to join Haas.
It's going to be Ollie Bearman.
The teenager sensation Ollie Bearman is being heavily linked with the seat at the American,
the 18 year old driver.
Does he have to fly with the Oxnard though?
Just to meet with Gene?
Probably.
Jane!
We need more fucking money, Jane!
Jane!
Give us the money, Jane!
Jane!
But yeah.
What are you doing?
I need a clip of a news anchor saying,
BREAKING NOES.
BREAKING!
That's not it.
Try that one.
Which one?
This lady?
No, try the...
This one?
Yeah, try it.
It's just music.
I already did it.
Maybe this shoe's still like breaking news.
Breaking news?
That's just Dan.
Breaking...
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
This just in.
Breaking news is breaking out everywhere.
There you go.
You need that.
Faith Saley has the very, very latest.
Very latest.
There you go.
Let's just join you.
So I'm covering some breaking news.
Breaking news.
You know news is breaking because I'm telling you so.
And I might touch my earpiece like this.
And it's...
Oh, it's a fucking troll.
It's a troll, yeah.
It's also important that you read breaking news
right there on the corner of the screen.
And if you turn the channel to any other cable news outlet,
you're going to see the same thing.
Don't look away from our breaking news to their breaking news.
Breaking news though right now at the moment.
Good evening, we have breaking news.
According to CNN and MSNBC and Fox,
everything is important right now.
You're getting breaking news right now.
Which means nothing is important.
That's very true.
Like the boy who cried wolf, Blitzer.
Hey, when news goes wrong, it's BBC News.
When breaking news, I'm Wolf Blitzer.
Breaking news is not a new angle on an ongoing story.
It's not that the president tweeted.
And sadly, it's not that 45 million Americans
are under the threat of extreme weather.
Historically, breaking news meant a trusted broadcaster
interrupted a program with an urgent report
of something everyone should know.
And I gave it a great deal of thought, grandpa.
There is a bulletin from CBS News.
That's what happened back in the day.
There was like a TV show, a TV show going on,
and they had to cut in to give you the news.
That's actually pretty smart.
There has been an attempt, as perhaps you know now,
on the life of President Kennedy.
Oh no.
This happened rarely, and we snapped to attention
because some man was making as the world turned,
stop turning.
Then cable news was born,
and 24-hour channels need news all the time.
Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.
But now that we can get stories with the swipe of a thumb
from social and digital media, cable news begs for our eyeballs
by breaking stuff.
Let me interrupt you.
Congressman, let me interrupt you just for a moment.
We've got some breaking news out of Miami.
Justin Bieber has been arrested on a number of charges.
Breaking news is not fake news, but...
Oh, that's great.
All right, that's fun.
Here we go, Terry.
Oh, hell yeah.
The music is good.
He's waiting to go on.
It's playing.
He does it for two minutes.
It's saying up there like it's doing a countdown.
Someone let you, Edward, to know you're just sitting alone,
waiting for news to start.
Hugh Edwards.
Their whole thing is fucked up.
Poor guy.
This is what was shown.
That's crazy.
How did they not cut that feed?
The writing notes.
Still better than TV.
Tonight at 10, jobs of prosperity must come first in any Brexit.
That's so funny, dude.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Oh, Daily Dose of Internet is pretty funny.
The Daily Dose of Internet is pretty funny.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the Daily Dose of Internet.
Right? The Daily Dose of Internet.
It's like the woman that looks like she's kind of like the top one.
Second one.
Yeah.
It's just like funny videos.
Hello, everyone.
This is your yearly dose of Internet.
I've seen this before.
I got so quiet in here.
I remember this.
The car slams into the window right behind the people.
In your mouth.
That's a doll.
That doll is eating a live mouse or rat or something.
This isn't like a kid.
This isn't a kid peeing on her.
Yeah.
Craziest thing about being creative is this isn't the text.
I printed it out.
I'm so shocked.
Oh my god.
Oh, so that's daughter is in the military and wanted to wake her up.
She's mad.
Yeah, she is.
Penis.
This baby discovered an infant.
Wait, out of all these videos, have you not seen any of them?
You've seen them all.
I've seen some of them probably.
Jerry goes, Penis.
That's Sponglatch.
This a passing you have.
He was a baby.
Oh my god.
Hold the phone.
He did some sneaky bullshit, dude.
Penis Sponglatch.
This a passing you have.
He was a baby in.
Oh my god.
That is a beautiful black queen.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Where'd you get this from, bro?
I'm not even gonna lie.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, you left it in the front.
That's fucked up.
Yeah, that was.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh, that's ice cream probably.
If I could just take something, god damn camera.
It releases a bear and takes out the god damn camera.
Dude, first of all.
Dude, imagine.
Where is this happening?
What the fuck is this contraption?
Did they like rescue a bear and take it back out
to the wilderness or something like that?
Yeah, probably.
In like a cage.
It was probably a rescued bear.
And then they put him in like the steel cage.
And then so it could like.
Blows over the camera.
Dude, he just fucking wrecks that shit.
Mimosa, shout out.
And Mojito.
Oh, that's what I meant.
Mojito, sorry.
So I'm going to see somebody on their month.
I just love that shit.
You like that?
You like that one?
First of all, let me see somebody.
First of all, kids, kids lose that go bald pretty young sometimes.
Like I've there have been kids like in high school who like go bald
like pretty quick.
So like, well, that's hilarious and kind of true.
It's still not a catch all this guy waited for his brother
while watching a live stream of his graduation ceremony.
I fucking love that energy, dude.
So the dude, the brother, the dudes brother is walking in graduation
and he's just waiting, watching on TV at his house.
And they had a plan to play rock, paper, scissors as the brother like goes on live
TV until he's ready to play and they fucking play to the TV.
And the brother loses and the graduating dude wins.
Yeah.
And the guy in this guy's goes in his dude's mouth.
Yeah.
Is that as an old one though?
Yeah.
That's a fucking jump in the house.
That fucking deer came out of nowhere.
Yeah. Dude, that deer jumped over two, two full cars that are like parked
a decent amount away from each other into the van of the truck.
Dude, didn't do the shit out of it too.
And then the big guy's dent.
Oh, dude's mad.
I can't.
I can't see it.
It's real.
What?
It's a magic trick.
Oh, it's so heavy.
Falls or catches are here on fire.
Oh, her dress is on fire.
I just want to say first of all, I was watching that guy's face
and I knew something was about to happen.
Like watch this dude's face.
Okay.
This dude's sitting in his car at a drive through.
Look at his face.
Yeah, he's waiting.
Dude, he's ready to do some shit.
Well, I think his friend is working.
Oh, look at that.
Is that his friend in the fucking mirror?
I think his friend is working there.
Their friend was leaving their house.
That's fucking weird.
When they caught this on camera.
Fart.
She gets stuck on her.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Well, I want to watch some of my videos now because I got all hyped now.
But I really want the one I really want you to play is,
can you show me the picture?
Hey, look, it's for Stappin.
In a Mercedes.
Actually, that's a cool colors concept.
It's a Red Bull mixed of colors with like, look at the logo.
Dude, I'm mad at this logo.
Mercedes logo, like red colors.
Imagine if Red Bull did something like this.
Like a cool thing.
That's what is that word Mercedes?
What's it Petronas?
That's what it says.
That's a cool picture.
Dude, that's actually really cool.
Wait, this is how I'm gonna have like a visor,
like a thing like an adventure helmet on like a motorcycle looks like it.
Like an oh yeah.
It's crazy.
Those are trash.
Your fucking stable diffusion is sucks.
Your stable diffusion sucks.
I want to like play a video though also.
Okay, go ahead.
It's funny.
Go ahead.
It might be kind of, I'm not going to play the whole thing.
I'm trying to find a short one.
Dude, I'm kind of mad that fucking there's another sprint.
In Miami.
Yeah.
Why?
Because sprints are stupid.
But at least they get to change the car before the race is here.
You know what? I had a theory.
All right.
What's your theory?
Actually, I had a theory.
Donald Trump.
Go ahead.
What if like hear me out.
I'm not saying this is a great idea, but it might be a good idea.
Maybe.
What if in the top 10, you're in the top 10, right?
We're talking about F1 again?
Yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Sorry.
So you're in the top 10.
What if we're in the top 10?
Oh, you're in the top 10.
Fuck are you talking about?
So you're in the top 10.
In the race?
Yeah.
Just in the positioning wise.
Quali?
No, no, no.
And during the race, this is during a race.
It's like halfway through your top 10 and you feel hot.
And you're like, I'm going to get points.
But some shit might happen.
No, this is just to like make the racing more awesome.
Okay.
Go ahead.
What if so you're in 10th and you're like, I'm going to get a point.
Yeah.
And then yeah, it took a turn to the worst.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
So what it so in the top 10, you have to be within one second of the car ahead of you to get DRS.
Correct.
If you're outside, well, I guess you can sit at the detection zone.
Yeah.
At the detection zone.
Correct.
Outside of the top 10.
Two seconds.
You get unlimited DRS.
Oh, just everybody in 11 through 20 gets to have their wing open whenever they want.
Yes.
So like every straight, they can open it.
Yep.
And then every corner, they can close it to get more downforce in the corner.
No, no, no, no, no, like the only in the DRS zones, they can use it.
Oh, you still have to be in the DRS zone.
Still in the DRS zone.
Okay.
I'm actually down with that.
Wouldn't that help the like maybe make it more close?
It'd help them not fall away so quickly.
Yeah.
I think it helps the like the lower teams to come up.
But well, it would still just end up being like a 10 car train.
So at the at the back, like way back from
everybody else.
Fuck it.
More energy.
Is it what we're here for is for fucking entertainment.
All right.
I agree.
Am I am I right?
You're right.
Terry, when you're right, you're right.
Let me propose this to the FIA.
Okay.
Here's the other video I wanted to play.
Trump is actually farting in the courtroom.
So Trump, Donald Trump is in a court case in New York right now.
And there's been all this coverage, which is fucking insane that they're even covering
this about how he's like ripping ass.
And he's so he's sitting between his lawyers in the courtroom in New York and apparently
he's just been ripping ass.
Do they have a card on tape?
I don't know.
Donald Trump is actually Donald Trump's smoking.
Oh, hold on.
Listen, listen.
I just want to read the title.
Donald Trump's Trump smoking out lawyers with but but but but but but but but but
still unproven.
Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it's very stinky.
And it's a putrid odor in the courtroom and that Trump's lawyers are like repulsed by the scent
and the smell.
There is.
I can't even believe we're doing this.
There is.
Wait.
First of all, how do you like do this on the news?
How is this news?
Like, come on.
What are we doing?
Dude, we're talking about farts and shit like this all the time.
No, but for like news to have any sense of credibility and the parts.
I roll video and increasingly viral reports that Donald Trump is smoking out his
lawyers with putrid flatulence.
Sparts were talking about.
I really want to see court.
I really want to see the here to tell you the comments on this because some people come over
ridiculous shit.
It's extraordinarily titillating and salacious.
It could explain a bunch of different things that are going on.
It might be the real gag order you have for these claims about Trump's farting is Ben
Micellas from Midas Touch.
Now, I don't know, Ben, I have met.
I met Brett Micellas when I was in D.C. meeting with the vice president and names here.
So let's listen to what the claims are.
Returning to the court proceedings as well.
Maggie Haberman reports that Donald Trump continued to fall asleep during the proceedings
as well.
I mean, why not?
He's falling asleep.
No, here's the thing.
The report is that he's like falling asleep and then as he's trying to sleep, he just rips.
And you know, what I'm hearing from my sources as well is that, you know, and I'm hearing from
credible sources who know what's going on in the courtroom.
And what I'm hearing is, is that take it for what it's worth, but that Donald Trump is actually
farting in the courtroom and that it's very ridiculous.
I love this.
Future odor in the courtroom and that Trump's lawyers fall like we close to.
By the scent and the smell.
And I'm not, I'm not just saying that to be like, oh, funny, funny.
I'm actually, you know, we have good sources there.
Yeah.
And I'm hearing from actual credible people that as he's kind of falling asleep, he is
actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
I love that line.
Anyway, I just wanted to share that with the, with the folks.
Does this make you happy, Terry?
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Everything makes me happy.
Shout out to fucking Trump for.
Can you scroll down though?
Scroll down.
Oh, you want the comments?
You should have just said, show me the comments.
Let's see.
If I, if you could bottle it, Trump supporters would buy it.
Trump is, Trump for Putin.
Trump did threaten to make a big stink after I did the court.
He's not farting.
He's shitting himself.
The EPA needs to get involved.
Oh, odor in the order, odor in the court.
That's good.
It's retribution.
Trump, the judge ganged him.
So Trump is gang.
Everyone is.
He's so full of crap.
He's stinking up the courtroom.
That's just normal.
Florida man charged with disruptive behavior in court.
Oh yeah.
It's pretty good.
He must be real desperate, starting to use
chemical and bio.
Donald massive dumps.
This is how he is.
Trump is really showing that he's a real big ass baby.
That's stupid.
Can't be.
I can't believe this is being discussed.
Seriously.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is this how low we have gone gone in the United States?
Trump's lawyers are fighting a two front war here.
He's going to poop his pants.
It's no matter.
It's just a matter of time.
We are talking six weeks on the trial load.
Dude, imagine you're in court and you like have to stay there.
Like and you're just sitting there while your lawyers are
like making arguments and like you just have to take a fat
shit like what are you supposed to do?
Can you get up and leave?
You have to be like, Hey, judge, listen, I've not done explode.
I've been like it's gonna have it's gonna happen here or in the bathroom.
Judge, I need 10 minute recess.
You guys can keep debating.
They run to the bathroom and you just echoes.
Oh shit.
All right, I'm done with this.
That's great.
I'm done with this.
Just I wanted to.
All right.
Can you can you go to my videos?
Sure.
I just want to there's a video that was really funny to me.
It's I don't know which one it is, but can you show me the
like picture one?
The one with all the squares.
You're fucking weird.
I know.
I just can't.
Oh, all the squares.
Oh, it's all the squares.
I need to find it.
Where is it?
I need to find it.
You can go.
Oh, it's the two to two 75.
The one that has John Cena.
I might take a break before you play all these.
That's just why I just thought this one was really funny.
John Cena.
This is John.
John Cena.
This is John Cena.
John Cena.
Yeah.
John Cena.
Yeah.
John Cena.
Yeah.
John Cena.
This is John Cena giving you guys some inspiration.
I'm not in your.
Ass and come on your boobies.
If you get stuck, please keep choking the fruity cock.
And for the past few weeks, who you've been begging me to piss in your mouth
and give your Cleveland steamer jack off and back off.
And if you don't come to mouth, I'm a beach show ass.
And no, no, I don't have balls, but I'm going to put my face on your boobies.
Peace.
Dude, this is something to throw back to like the M&M club chair pine last week.
It's like a little wrap.
Yeah.
It's just like it's it's him when he was like.
Thanks to.
But he was.
Yeah.
When he before he'd be like he is now.
I'm not in your ass.
I'm on a night.
I'm on a night in your ass.
The way they clipped it together was like very.
I'm not in your ass and come on your boobies.
Come on your boobies.
Dude, just the beginning of that is hysterical.
I'm not in your ass and come on your boobies.
The way he says boobies is hilarious.
I'm going to cover your ass.
If you get stuck, please keep choking the fruity.
And for the past few weeks, you've been begging me to piss in your mouth.
Give your Cleveland steamer.
Jack off and back off.
And if you don't come jack off back off.
I'm going to beat your ass and no, no, I don't have balls, but I'm going to put my
face on your boobies.
Peace.
Damn.
Yeah.
That little kid over there in the far right.
That's a goodie for you.
It was it was to you for me.
Oh, he's on a roller coaster or something.
He loves this ride.
My little brother's first time on Goofy's Sky School.
The fuck?
What is Goofy's Sky School?
Don't know.
Is that a ride at Disneyland or something?
Probably.
Never heard of it.
Oh my god.
No, what the fuck?
Wait, he's going air protection?
Yeah.
I'm not going on this ride, never again.
What the fuck did you put in this fucking ride?
I don't know.
Never remember, never.
I almost went and shit myself.
I love it.
What?
You put me on this fucking ride?
I don't think I'm going to shit myself.
What the fuck?
I'm not going on this ride, never again.
What the fuck did you put in this fucking ride?
Never remember, never again.
I almost went and shit myself.
It is at Disneyland.
Goofy's Sky School.
We've never heard of this ride before.
Oh, it's the California Adventures.
Oh, the California Adventures?
Yeah.
I never heard of this before.
It's a kid's ride.
How the fuck is it scary to this kid?
I think I've ridden this one before.
Goofy's Sky School.
Where is it?
Is there like a map right there?
Location.
Is that in some long up here?
Yeah, I've seen that.
It's right there.
You just clicked on it.
That's it.
That's right here?
Yep.
Oh, and then this is the Mickey roller coaster.
Well, that's the incredible coaster.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So it's all the way in the back.
Yep.
Okay.
Like where no one goes.
Oh, damn.
I never knew this existed.
That's crazy, bro.
That kid was not having it.
It's like, why the fuck did you do this?
It's not even that scary of a ride.
Oh, my fucking...
This is my favorite part.
No, what the fuck?
This part.
I'm not going on this ride.
Never again.
Why the fuck did you put me on this ride?
I'm never going on this ride again.
Why the fuck did you put me on this ride?
Oh, me on this ride?
I know.
I never went on this ride.
Oh, man.
Woo!
I almost want to shit myself.
I'm not going on this ride.
Never again.
Why the fuck did you put me on this ride?
Dude, come on, man.
That's great.
Are we taking a little break?
Yeah, we're taking a little break.
All right, we're taking a little break, everybody.
That's great.
Good shit, brother.
We back.
Brax...
Braxton swag pierce.
Why the fuck did you put me on this fucking ride?
I almost want to shit myself.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Breaking news, breaking news.
Uh-oh.
Breaking.
What is it?
It's about Adrian Newey.
Confirmed?
Adrian Newey is reported as a red boy.
Reportedly, I want confirmation.
Confirm?
Confirm.
Confirmation.
All right.
Everybody knows about...
But previous social media posts from his wife suggested
his department may have been on the cards for some time.
Already seen the wife shit.
Amanda.
His name Amanda.
Her name is...
Probably Amanda.
I don't know.
Some dude.
It's Amanda.
Shout out to Amanda.
You know who you are.
Shout out to Amanda.
It says right here.
Newey...
Newey and instead by...
What?
Back in January, there was a social media claims that
the dominant RB 19 and this year's car, the RB 20,
were not designed by Newey and instead by technical director,
Pierre O'Washay.
O'Washay.
Pierre O'Washay.
So, Amanda and Newey responded on X.
Absolute bullshit.
Absolute bitches.
Bullshit.
I think I'm going to go with bullshit.
Breaking news.
That was breaking news.
Oh, wait here.
She posted back in March 23, 2024, Amanda stated and I quote,
there should be a global organization or ombudsman?
Ombudsman?
Anyways, relegating journalistic content for accuracy and quality across all
publications due to the prevalence of factuality and cred...
Prevalence.
Oh, prevalence.
So factually incorrect or clickbait content.
It has bothering me for a while now.
I'm so pale.
You're on it.
Today's snow is crippling much of the Washington lowland.
You know that part, you know that video?
Yes.
I'm so pale.
You're on it.
Today's snow is crippling much of the Washington lowlands.
D.D. Megadoodoo.
I'm sorry.
Mangoodoo.
Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out deli cat eism.
Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush our teeth pet just a little bit?
Certainly.
It's going to be areas of dressed and mizzle,
dressed and...
What am I saying here?
Mist and drizzle.
I literally combined both.
Goodness.
Oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady.
There's a man actually, Derek.
I just kept hearing it.
I was ducking and everything.
I dropped my hot pocket.
I got scared.
I dropped my hot pocket.
I'm just getting excited about that 69.
I mean, that's pretty good this time of year, isn't it?
I know you're excited about the wind, but I'm going with that 69.
Over the last two years,
hundreds have landed in the Summit County Medical Examiner's office.
My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV.
But now he's dead.
We'll probably sit around and cook some soups
and eat bread and desserts
and just get all fat and sassy.
All right.
Anyway, that's an oldie.
My brother used to cover it still on my TV.
That's fucking crazy.
Well, you can play any of them because I only...
Just make sure the two that you played are the ones that you don't play again.
Is he going to wash dishes?
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
I have the things I don't remember.
I have the things I don't know.
It's like normal with my videos.
I watch them one time.
Oh, it's a chick.
This is short.
It is.
But she's opening.
You know those biscuits in a can?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Like biscuits in a can.
Like a Pillsbury Doughboy thing.
You pop it.
It pops open.
Well, she's about to...
It's kind of like a can, but wrapped in cardboard shit.
Yep.
And she's about to experience it.
She's battling with it.
She's battling with it, but she's about to experience it.
Uh-oh.
It's going to go.
Fuck!
I just wasn't ready for that.
Did it backfire and punch her in the face?
I thought it was going to bang the window or shoot off to the side.
Oh, no, dude.
It got her good.
She's like, wait, wait, wait.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What's up?
The fuck is she wearing on her hands?
Gloves.
Why the fuck is she wearing like nitrile gloves?
I don't know.
Goddamn!
I wish it would go a little longer and show like her in pain.
Yeah.
In her agony.
That's crazy, dude.
That's good.
All right.
This is a little kid.
He's ready for baseball.
He's playing baseball.
Little kid playing baseball.
He's ready for baseball.
Not sure baseball is, but he's ready for this.
Not sure baseball is ready for this kid.
He's running.
Oh, he's dancing.
He's thrusting.
Why is he dancing and thrusting?
Oh, he's thrusting.
Oh, shit.
Dude, that dad just saved that kid's fucking head.
Yeah, he did.
What the hell was that?
Dude, look at that.
That kid was not paying attention.
Dude, the dad acts quick.
That kid would have got smashed.
It may have come down and like hit him in the neck or something.
Yeah, probably, but still.
All right, continue.
Continue.
I dig it.
I'm cool and at a ball and I'm looking for some action.
But like big Jagger said, I can't get this kid's a baller.
The girls are all around.
The boy doesn't want to get with me.
But they're at the fresh and I'm looking.
This kid's dancing.
I got the first and second.
The girls.
Oh, yeah, dude.
All right, I like this shit.
I dig it.
He's like dancing.
Right?
But like big Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction.
The girls are all around.
He's dancing on first second.
Dude, I'm looking.
There's an urgent care right across the street.
What he's doing is he's looking at like his probably his mom is
filming him and he knows.
So he's like, do you get someone ever?
She films him.
Dude, if I was a baseball player, I'd be dancing all the time.
Dude, imagine this guy, this kid rather grows up to be like
really, really good in plays and like maintains this fuck around
attitude.
But it's like really good at playing, but then also fucks around
to dances and shit.
Dude, I would be great.
If I was good at baseball, I would dance around.
They need more people like this kid with this attitude, this
vibe in fucking professional baseball.
That would liven up the scene.
I think so.
That would bring in the fans.
That'd bring in everybody.
That'd bring in the fans like Caitlin Clark.
Like Caitlin Clark.
She's bringing all the people.
I've been watching a lot of videos on YouTube of like her like
fucking drain in threes and she's fucking a savant.
Yeah, dude.
She's good as player and I was looking at because the NBA
playoffs like I've had that shit in my feet too.
This kid on LA Lakers, Austin Reeves.
Have you seen this kid?
Dude, it's like fucking going behind the back and like doing
all kinds of crazy shit.
He's like a street baller and he's like in the NBA now.
He's fucking weird, dude.
It's crazy.
But then they're like, hold up, hold up.
Like to go see her play against the storm.
She plays twice and both tickets are sold out.
No, it's like a hundred plus like a hundred plus dollars.
Get that money.
Get that money, girl.
Cause they know a like because most tickets are just $40.
For NBA games.
I mean, WNB games.
Yeah, just 40 bucks, which is like hella cheap.
Here you go.
This is this kid, Austin Reeves.
Reeves going behind the hole.
Damn.
Austin Reeves is playing street ball in the NBA.
Why not?
He's just like doing like street moves and shit.
I think he's like really young too.
Like he just came in.
I mean, why not?
Against Steph fucking Curry behind the back.
I think draws the foul dude crazy.
Like why not do this in the NBA?
Who said that?
Look at this shit.
Who says you can't do this?
Nobody.
Cause the thing is, everybody's so used to playing as
high and tight.
Yeah.
Like they're not, they're not,
they're afraid to do any of this.
But also it's good for him to do that just to make a name for himself.
Create space.
I'll see what he's averaging right now.
I think he's like a backup guard or something right now.
He's born in 1988.
He's pretty young.
Right now he's averaging 13 points.
Wait, hold up.
You guys see this?
Oh, huh?
Play.
God damn it.
Not this one.
It's the next one.
This one coming out.
Watch.
Oh.
So right now he is averaging 13 points a game.
His career high is 22.7 rebounds.
Six steals or six assists.
Two steals, one block.
Yeah.
I think it's like his, not his rookie season,
but he's not been in league very long and he's like the backup guard or something for
Lakers right now.
Anyway, I was like watching videos.
It's the second season.
Second season.
Okay.
Yeah.
He, his first season was with, I'm guessing with the Lakers, but I don't know.
Austin Reeves.
All right.
Here you go.
This is heavy metal.
Oh, wait.
Right now he's averaging 16 points per game.
That's pretty good.
And against Denver right now, but they're also losing to Denver.
Oh, no, they won last night.
Denver's fucking good, dude.
Denver, I think Denver's got that big fucking service.
I think they're supposed to win it all.
They've got that big Serbian dude.
Joke.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, by the way, this is heavy metal and a dude's taking a bat and he's about to bang it on a kick.
Did you see what happened?
By the way, when you, when you, when you smack something,
Why are you doing this?
You don't go straight at it.
Is that a client?
Why is he wearing a client?
I don't know, dude.
It's like I see P don't don't go straight at it.
It's going to bounce right back at you and hit you in the head.
This dude took it on the fucking.
Hey, don't.
Damn bro.
I'm dying greatest home run call ever.
Who is this?
Oh, it's in Japan.
This ball is long gone.
Just like my ex-girlfriend who will never return home.
This ball is long gone.
That's man.
Oh, yes.
This is, did he go to Japan or something after he retired from the MLB?
I think so.
Yeah.
Why is he casting in English when they're in Japan in front of a Japanese crowd?
I don't know.
Doesn't that seem weird to you?
Kind of Japanese baseball is really weird.
Why?
Because it's like,
he's not like the best player right now on the Dodgers from Japan.
What's his name?
He got like the big ass contract.
Didn't he?
Isn't he Japanese?
Yeah.
So like, don't the best players come from Japan?
He's like a hybrid player.
He can pitch and play the field.
He pitches too?
Wow.
Then he can pitch with both hands, both arms.
The fuck?
No way.
I think he's a switch pitcher.
He's a pitcher?
He's a pitcher and also plays the field.
Oh, does he like hit well?
Let's look what he's doing.
That's crazy.
It'd be one thing to switch hit, but to like switch pitch.
I feel like that's insane.
Don't you?
I don't know how you'd be able to do that.
Let's see.
I'm gonna nut in your ass and come on your boobies.
Let's see.
I can definitely tell that you're gonna be
putting that on my something.
I'm gonna nut in your ass and셨 fossil.
I'm gonna nut in your boobies
and he gets some like fack contract
and right-handed.
Yeah.
That's normal switch hitter, but not a switch pitcher. I think he's a switch pitcher too. No, no, no, no, no
That's insane. I think he's a switch pitcher. I could be show he my ass out
Show he oh Tani
Switch pitcher
Yeah
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Don't know what a good era is in baseball very low three is pretty good. Is it I?
mean three is like
That's your earn-run average so that how many points you give up
Oh
Oh, wow
There's a new rule based on him the show you
Oh Tani rule which is allows a player to start a game as both a pitcher and a designated hitter and
Then remain in the game as a designated here after being removed from the pitching role
There you go, and he's he cheats they've changed the game form that's fucked up and he's
29 years old Wow
Then do the behemoth. He's a behemoth. Is he large?
Throws left bats right
Yeah, so he's not switch pitch. No, he's a switch hitter, but he's a switch pitcher to know he just pitches with a different hand than he
Hits that doesn't make him a switch. He's a switch pitcher. You're fucking liar. You're so stupid
Fuck you
Oh, oh the devil
The dad's trolling the mom no the dad's legit
Laughing oh, yeah, he's trolling the mom
Yeah, and if you went downstairs in the basement and got a soda, what was the fucking rule?
So if I want to play that again the thing is
I like that if you take if you take a cold any drink out of the fridge, and there's warm ones out
Make sure you replenish. Yeah
And if you don't yeah, you're a fucking asshole
Oh, you're supposed to take the cold the warm ones and fill it up after you
Yesterday why a million yesterday
그래요
And if
If you went downstairs in the basement and got a soda, what was the fucking rule?
You'd replenish.
Okay!
What the fuck?
Danny doesn't fucking replenish!
Danny doesn't fucking replenish, man.
What'd you do?
What would you do?
Why?
You would replenish.
Listen, I think it's a microcosm of more serious things.
You fucking drive.
You're fucking replenish.
That ain't my kid.
It's a microcosm of more serious things.
Hell yeah, dude.
Hell yeah.
I like that one a lot.
Just the way the fucking uncles on the phone or the dad of the kid is on the phone.
And he's like, you fucking replenish.
Fucking Jewish family.
Fucking you ever watched the good old Jews.
Yeah.
You ever watch?
Yeah, you like that shit.
You like the Jews?
Yeah.
That's funny.
What's that one show that teaches you how it's made?
How it's made.
Yeah, you remember watching how it's made?
So the dude that narrates how it's made redid it but on a different YouTube and it's him
being very sexual towards everything.
Or it sounds like a guy that sounds like him.
Hugabees?
Huh?
Hugabees?
Who's Hugabees?
That's the guy?
It could be.
Opening my secret vault.
Before we get started with this video, did you know that only 48%
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Is this the guy?
Yeah.
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He's making sexual shit?
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Wow.
This wasn't it, but yeah.
See, this is like the types of shit where he's making his old shit.
I'm Grover Cleveland, and I became president to mess with your railroad corruptions.
But anyways, you can go back to the video that was supposed to be played, not this.
Okay.
You brought it up.
Uh, what is this?
Bread on a sieve thing?
Yeah.
Bread.
Sandwich.
An assembly line sandwich.
Well, it's not the same person, but it's-
This is bread on an assembly line.
Sandwich.
A jizz of mayonnaise is required.
Oh, man, I wanted to see more of the assembly line.
Fuck.
Is that like a technical industry term?
Like, did we take that, or was that- like, who used that term first?
Yeah.
I just like the jizz of-
A jizz of mayonnaise.
That's so satisfying watching that.
No, just- if you want to look up-
I want to see that.
I just look up how it's made sandwich meme.
How it's made sandwich.
How it's made sandwich meme.
Or like, inappropriate type that in or something.
Oh, it's made sandwich meme.
Yeah.
I think that-
It's more of a parody.
This one?
Yeah, but go back.
Go back to where you were before, so go back.
Do the second one.
Sandwiches start their life off as bread, which must be slapped around a bit to ensure that they are using boneless bread to avoid babies choking on the bones.
The bread is sent down a conveyor belt, where each slice is then segregated due to their religion.
The atheist bread is smeared with butter, as a mark of disrespect.
A machine then tries to paint the American flag on every slice of bread with its cum.
It does a really bad job of it because it's very un-American and was actually made in China.
Next, the angriest worker in the factory hatefully deposits a handful of cheese that's been screamed at for three hours on top of the scale.
Look at him, he's so lazy.
Just go back, go back.
He's just like putting it right in the middle.
Go back.
Before it receives essential massage.
I like this.
Gurders of dog food are positioned on a machine that turns the gelatinous logs of yogurt meat into what some people call ham.
The sliced pieces of sweaty ham are then taken and mailed to the sandwich line.
Slices of ham are folded into little meat tortillas and sat on top of the already traumatized cheese.
Next, segregation is over.
Dude, this sandwich is bullshit.
It's like one piece of fucking meat on it.
Oh yeah, it's like two slices of meat.
The bread finally put aside their religious differences and lie on top of each other romantically.
You know what's really weird about this is that they're wearing no gloves.
It's just getting touched.
It's just getting manhandled by fucking.
Stacked and sent to the sandwich toll booth.
If a sandwich doesn't have the money, it will be refused entry.
Oh, it's a double-decker sandwich.
Turned into a life of crime instead.
Orange rubber bands safely contain a bread knife, which a man jerks off at 1,000 RPM.
Dude, those sandwiches are such bullshit.
Where are they going?
Who's making these sandwiches?
Go back to this one.
No, no, no, no.
Go to the one that says, ah, you motherfucker.
Sandwiches start their life off as...
Go to the one that says how it's made parody.
On the right.
This one?
Where it says butt say underscore.
This one.
That one.
Lasagna was made in 2013 by my mom.
She saw a recipe online for lasagna on Facebook.
No one knows when it was really invented, but historians think it was definitely...
I think this might be the actual one.
The name lasagna comes from the creator's name.
This is the sandwich one?
No, no, no.
The thing...
Okay.
Go over to the right.
Go to the right.
Go to the one that says how it's made.
And then right click it.
Open a new tab.
Play it like...
What you're trying to get to is the guy that sounds like the guy from how it's made.
I don't know what he sounds like.
All those layers of flavor.
Just like that.
This guy?
Yeah.
Ruffled flat noodles define lasagna.
They give it structure.
So now pause it.
That's who the parody guy you're trying to look for.
I don't know.
You tell me what to do.
I get that.
I'm trying to find him.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Is it bugsy?
So go up.
But can I just go to this channel?
Yeah, sure.
Is this the guy?
I don't know.
No.
It's close.
It's a bunch of parodies.
It's all it is.
This is a parody.
What you're looking for is like...
If you find the right one, you can just go to where it says...
A jizz of...
That same day.
That's right.
There's at least six.
Including an exotic new flavor called ham.
Which must be slapped around a bit to ensure that they are using boneless bread.
This is the one we just watched.
Yeah, just longs.
The bread is sent down a conveyor belt where each slice is then segregated due to their
religion.
The atheist bread is smeared with butter.
The bread is then positioned precisely using another machine.
Because the last one didn't do its job right and is on its last chance to get its shit
together.
Four machines took over.
The sandwiches are picked up and shoved into tiny boxes, triggering their claustrophobia.
They're soon sealed shut before the workers can hear them scream.
Okay.
All right.
But yeah, the voice that you're looking for is...
The voice that you're looking for.
The voice that you're looking for that makes it, if the funnier one is the original kind
of dude.
Go back.
Go to the beginning.
A jizz of mayonnaise is required.
That's the voice that you're looking for.
Well, I can't find it.
Neither can you.
You should know what his name is.
I don't know his name.
I know you should know what it is.
Apparently, ice football is a thing.
Really?
Like American football on ice?
Nah, it's just soccer.
I think it's a different country, but go for it.
It's over.
There it is.
Yeah, American football on ice.
That's what this is.
It's over.
A little bit of a big one.
With the touchstone.
Dude.
This is a great way for someone to fucking die.
Oh yeah.
Slip and smash your head.
I mean, they got helmets on, but like, goddamn.
I can't believe they can do anything.
Wait, why don't they give him like ice skates?
I think it's a German.
See, he's flipping someone off.
That is taunting.
Oh, he overspiked it.
Overhiked it.
Can they just throw whatever they want?
It's like football.
Oh, he broke the tackle.
The quarterback, he's still on the line.
Total, he doesn't work as a quarterback.
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?
Wait, is that my opinion, actually?
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?
So, you just wanted it for the German.
Axelstein, Axelstein, touchdown for the Wessys.
They're building the lead from 1912 and the point on the touchdown.
What's going on here?
Wow.
That's pretty good.
That's good, dude.
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?
What is he saying?
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?
That's great.
Oh, come on!
That's fantastic.
We have some bad words she said that with all her heart
She's cusses probably
Audrey
Juicy fucking pickle
But she just dip it in the pickle juice, yeah
Yummy juicy fucking juicy fucking pickle that's great shout to the kids
Can't go can't go you say fucking pickle
Fucking pick she really is this is like if it says on that fucking fucking pickle
fucking
Show title
Yes fucking
Pickle fucking
I love this what is it a juicy?
fucking
Juicy fucking pickle all right show title juicy fucking pickle yummy juicy fucking pickle
Wow, we're vulgar that's crazy vulgar vulgar
Yummy juicy fucking pickle
Yummy juicy fucking
Pickle I
Can't believe this is gonna be a hit title whatever of course it is of course it course it you yummy juicy fucking pickle
Shout out to the kids. They are the hope of the next generation
Poor mustard and you're on a baseball cake lately, huh?
This is the season it is what it fucking is like this they're running its ketchup mustard. It's all the condiments running look at mustard
Off to the right. Oh, did I used to love like going to the baseball game and like watching shit like this like growing up like younger?
Yeah, they would do all this fucking seven anything shetcha all the
Characters would get in fucking suits and they would run down from the outfield to the home plate or area or whatever
Yeah, but this one's losing their pants. So this one is a mustard to give versus ketchup. Yeah, mustard versus ketchup
mustard off to the oh and relish. Yeah
Races, but all of a sudden loses his pants. Oh, no, his ankles. He has no chance to catch
I was gonna just figure it out
That's sad
Look at mustard off to the races, but did mustard coat totally fucking won that shit if the pants hadn't come down
Yeah, dude. He fucked up
It's a fall down like a loses his pants down around his ankles
He has no chance to that's like
losing his catch up losing the shoes
Oh, you're right. You're right
Just relish fucking sucks that they'll fucking chance to catch up like they were beatable both of them are fucking beatable
Oh, yeah, a hundred percent. They're both beatable had money on had money on a muster to be fucked me come mustard come mustard
Home Depot. I love Home Depot. No, it's a Lowe's
Fuck you
This Lowe's is it's not the blue sign. Okay, hold up
You guys it's got the blue
Dude has a cone like a slow safety cone
He's farting into it. Oh
See this is the kind of shit that it's like obviously it's like normal people talk about in love
Then it's funny and is great. Yeah, so why not talk about it with Trump? Yeah, shut up. It's just a real world
So we care about all right. No, just go back cuz you're missing the
Go
Oh, no.
That was you?
Oh, hell no.
Okay, continue, continue.
Fuck me.
Oh, God.
That was you?
No, hell no.
Is that lady walked by?
That was you.
That was me.
That was a big old fart.
That guy didn't even fucking say anything.
Keep going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think so.
That first one got you, huh?
That was you.
That was you, wasn't it?
Well, no, and this is one of the good ones because it's a reaction.
And if people just like ignore it, it's not funny.
Oh, God.
That was you?
Is that lady walked by?
Yeah, it was me.
That was you?
Hold up.
Oh, God.
That was you?
That's also a show title contender.
Oh, God.
That was you?
Oh, God.
That was you?
No.
Hell no.
Actually, this might be a title too.
Me ignoring the red flags.
Is that an F1 thing?
It's an F1 thing.
No, it's not an F1 thing.
It's a kid on a swing set thing.
What does it say?
Connection is fun.
That's it.
That's what that says.
You're right.
That's a show title.
Connection is fun.
That's fun.
It's on swing sets.
On the other side of the swing set, the child is reading cocaine as connection is fun.
Are you ready?
Connection is fun or cocaine is fun?
No, connection, because that's what she said.
That's the funny part.
Connection is fun.
Continue.
Jesus Christ.
You played again.
It's actually really funny.
Second time too.
Played again.
What is it?
I need a fucking drink.
What did it say?
Connection is fun.
That's it.
That's what that says.
That's it.
That's what that says.
So when you're on about everybody and your child says, what is that?
What is that?
You say connection is fun.
You don't say cocaine.
You say connection.
God damn.
Life hack.
God damn.
Just the parents reaction.
That's right.
Connection is fun.
That's it.
That's what that says.
That's it.
This one is just like, you have to read it, but it's John Travolta eating a hot dog.
It's baby John Travolta.
Yeah.
But you just have to-
Me on the way to the gender neutral bathroom to take the biggest she it of my life.
She slash.
Of my life.
God damn, Terry.
But you got some good shit.
I know.
Oh, he's eating pizza.
You're doing to take the biggest shit of my life.
I'm a dancer.
I can't love when I get high
You're gonna have to take the biggest shit in it
That's a way to our paper
Oh, my life
That's a way to our paper
I can't just stand and
I'm gonna die right
That's a way to our paper
I can't do this anymore
No, don't worry
That's a great fucking caption right there
There you go
Jesus Christ
Alright, last video
Oh, fast food
Others in the car
What are they doing in the car?
I don't remember this
She got a spray or some shit?
Looks like a...
What's a spray?
It's a kid screaming in the back
Let me out and let me shit
Yeah
Forget about this, let me shit my pants
Hell yeah, dude
Just forget about it
Let me out and let me shit
Or forget about this, let me shit my pants
Dude
Dude, you know what I think I would have made this better?
Is like here
Forget about it
Fuck it
I'll just shit my pants
Fuck it
Just let me shit my pants
Yeah, just say it
Just say it, just like fuck it
Let me shit my pants
Let me out and let me shit
Or fuck it
Let me shit
Forget about this, let me shit my pants
Fuck it, just let me shit my pants
Let me out
And let me shit
It's not a show title, but just let me out
And let me shit
Or forget about it
Forget about it, just let me shit
Just
I'll just shit my pants
Phew
Yo, those are some
I had some goodies in there
Ahem
Gah
Yeah
I still like all the little like nuggets of the
What do you say?
What?
What is this?
Well, wait, what did that guy say again
In the sh- in the farting one?
What did he say?
Is that you?
Oh god
That was you?
Oh god
Is that guy just goes
He just goes
Oh god
Was that you?
No, he says oh god
That was you?
Question mark?
Oh god
That was you?
Oh my god
Oh Jesus
No
Oh god
Dude, it's not the fart that makes it funny
It's the fart followed by his reaction
The way he says oh god is hilarious
The thing is is that
I think I would do the same thing where they go
Oh god
Dude, it's still good
Hold up, hold up
Wait, wait, wait, wait
You can't get it because it's like
Oh god
No, you gotta let it run
That was you?
Oh god
That was you?
Oh god
That was you?
Oh god
Dude, I'm so fucked up
Oh come on
Wait
Yeah
Please stop it
Oh god
That was you?
Yeah
Oh god
I do believe
That was you?
No
Where's the yes?
Yes
Oh god
That was you?
Yes
Alright
Thank you for the clip, sex excellent
Just a reminder dude
Any clip that I have is in here
You have it at any moment in time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That's my favorite part
I'm not going on this one ever again
I don't fuck that you're coming on this fucking lot
I don't know when I'm gonna hold on
I almost wanna shit myself
It seems like the little drop right there is really abrupt
And then stops
It's one of those rides that it's a little kitty ride
But then it has to like
Goes around quickly and then down a little one
And then around and then down like just a little jerky ride
Yeah, I know but it's just like
That a brief like abrupt stop at the very end
Was just like it just goes
That's all I was saying
It was like the like some some rides
Like with their brakes it's just
Fuck dude
Alright breaking news
Four minutes ago
Ricardo giving huge boost after
Wait wait wait wait wait
Upgrade claims
No Terry don't don't don't don't
Oh my bad my bad sorry sorry sorry sorry
I'll stop
That's just in
Breaking news is breaking out everywhere
Faith Sayly has the very very latest
If you're just joining us
I'm covering some breaking news
Okay
Ricardo has given a huge boost after
Upgrade claim
Let's see here
Do you think
Do you think that Daniel Ricardo
Should have got a three grid place penalty
For what he did in China
What did he get a three grid place penalty for
For causing an accident
Daniel did
Think so
No because it was not his fault
It was Stroll's fault
Hmm
Next week Miami
Yes sir
What time is the race
I don't have my phone on me
I can hold on I got you
I am
I am the captain now
Let's see here
Do do do do do
Schedule
Shakira Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go man
Shakira Shakira
Uh
Four o'clock
So
One o'clock
Our time
Okay
Yeah one o'clock our time
We just have to end a little earlier
On the podcast
Ooh baby when you talk like that
I'll make a booty go clear
Shakira
You wanna watch it or play frisbee
You gonna watch it live or not
We do it live
I gotta do it live yeah
Let's see here
However a recent chassis chain
Has helped him to unlock more
Pace and confidence in the V carb
And now he has received some
More positive news
Let's see here
If Ricardo can start and beat teammate
Yuki Sonoda on a regular basis
Then he may be able to stake a claim
In the 2025 red bull seat
But we'll need to build up more momentum and confidence
Now the RB team lost
Laurent
Uh let's see
Okay the easiest way to be cool
Be the guy with the big kill bossa
Size 14 high tops and a thick spicy one
Flip these on and I'll slip this in
Mmm look at that bulge
Mmm best part of waking up is bulges in your cup
Mmm now go wag that mama all over school cool guy
dürfen road
Got the HIV my place on the double features screen yo went straight to DVD
bigger than a bridge yo
Have you seen have you seen some of the videos of?
stroller running in the back of
Ricardo
No, there's there's so many
Yeah, well, I see I watched it. I mean I watched the race so
All right, we should end it soon so you can leave early
Yep, cuz you have to leave you said it like 25. I did and optics about to play
So I want to turn that shit on what's on the boy right fucking now. Oh really?
It's about to start. I thought we're gonna go drive the evo you said you had to leave 125
Yeah, no, but I thought we're gonna take the evil I
Offered but you said I can't cuz I'll do it next time. It's okay. It's a dumb I
Think I think Ricardo is getting a
grid place penalty
For Miami, I think so. I think it's gonna three grid place
Danny Danny Rick
Yeah right here oh
Under the safety car
Daniel Ricardo receives a three grid penalty for the next race and two penalty points for overtaking under the safety
Safety car damn, it's okay. You probably didn't have any points. So it doesn't really matter. This is the one you wanted Terry
I just lost a thousand dollars. I got knocked out of top 250
I've got a small cock and this is about to be the worst day of my life. Oh my god
Yeah, I played again one time. I just lost a thousand dollars. I got knocked out of top 250
I've got a small cock and this is about to be the worst day of my life. Oh my god
All right, folks, that's it. I got a small crack
Yes
Yeah
Bye Terry. Bye. Yes. I