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Maybe. Yes. Okay. Yes.

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See, I'll see if he wants to be on, on the party. Yes. On next Saturday,

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on the party. Yeah.

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This Saturday, this Saturday, this Saturday. I'll see if you wait.

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Was that the day he came last time? Was Saturday? Shout out to Drew.

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Shout out to Drew. The host of, uh, was that correct? Right on podcast Saturday.

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The host, the one, you mean the co-host one of the hosts, the co-host.

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I am, I am, I am, I am the captain now. I am the host. I am the, I am the co-host.

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I am the co-host now. I am the captain. Did he, is that why I can't remember

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Saturday? Cause he has Saturdays. I was something like that.

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Is that what it is? Um, shout out to the people.

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Shout out, shout out to me. Shout out to you. Um,

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it's because he works on Sundays. Yeah. And so that's why I was like, oh,

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that's what it was last time when we put it on Saturday because he was available.

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No, he put it on a Sunday cause he took the, he took a vacation.

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That's right. That's why, that's why I was like confused for a minute.

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I was like, what? He was on a vacation. That's why.

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Shout out to Drew. Uh, shout out to him. So I hope we don't spend the entire

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episode listening to music again because that was kind of fucking annoying.

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Oh, was it? Fuck Tyler Tyler. Shout out to you. If you're listening,

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shout out to you, Ty. Hey, hey, shout out to you. Hey, yo, shout out to him,

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but we can't listen to music all fucking episode Tyler.

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So that's not going to happen. No, I mean he dude, he gets after it.

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Like when he gets excited about music, he gets after it.

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I've been sending him stuff and he like, I sent, I sent him, I sent him

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the one I sent you the other day. Was that the whole album or just the song?

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That's just a song. I didn't really listen to the album. Okay.

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He, cause I wasn't sure. So I just played the whole album and I haven't finished it yet.

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That's fine. Is it good? It was just that one song. I don't know that I've

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listened to that song yet. He goes, he goes, I said it to him. He goes,

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me, you okay? Damn, that's clean. Oh, fucking. And then I said, then I said,

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he's the gift of a Clinton on the saxophone. Oh yeah.

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And then he goes, is that the whole album? Is the whole album good?

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And I go, not sure. It's just that one song I heard.

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He hasn't gotten back to me yet. Yeah, shout out to him. Shout out to him.

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He's fucking, he's fucking around, dude. Yeah. He's fucking bitches.

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I don't want to say that. That's not, that's kind of, he's not fucking bitches.

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He's 16 years old.

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He's almost 17. Who's the young man?

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He's fucking learning how to drive manual transmission cars and shit.

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Yeah. I, so Jude, I was like, I feel like driving.

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I was like, oh, I need to drive a manual right now. Like it's, I want to take

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the EO after this. I might do let's go. But the thing is, I believe I'd leave

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around like one, I believe a little bit earlier this time because time you

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don't believe one 45, what time you leave them today? I need to leave around

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like 125 125 just because I have to go back home because I forgot my cleats.

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Okay.

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And that's, that's crazy.

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That takes me like that.

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It takes me 45 minutes.

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That's crazy.

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You do shit like that.

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Wait, you stop leaving them in your car because they stunk.

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Right?

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That was why.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think I can, I can, I think I can make it work is if I get like a,

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Oh, you should get like a seal bag or something that you can like seal.

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Well, I was thinking like a seal tight bucket.

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Well, the thing is that you need to lock that in there.

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They make like five gallon bucket seats.

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Oh, it seals the lid on.

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It seals the lid on.

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And you can dump all your stank in there and then seal it out.

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I can see, I put all my shit in there.

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So like rains or something like that.

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And I think it's wet.

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Yeah.

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I'm doing that.

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Wait, if it rains, you mean like you take it out with you to sit down on the field?

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Yeah, you sit down instead of like on the ground.

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It's like, okay, imagine this.

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You put your shit in there.

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You, you get a five gallon bucket.

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And you sit on it when you're on the bench.

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You get a seat.

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Yeah.

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Because you take turns playing.

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It turns into a bench.

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You know what you should do?

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And then when you're done playing, put it in your car, you stick it in your car.

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Put your shoes that smell like ass in there, seal it.

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Yes.

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And leave them there.

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Yes.

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I don't know why you could do that.

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I was trying to get there and you're just like, you're just like,

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but, but yeah, dude, I'm going to get all kinds of sure for my truck.

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So I got the, I ordered this.

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Check it out.

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I ordered this.

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So it's a bed cover.

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Okay.

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That rolls up like this.

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Uh-huh.

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And then it has these little slots.

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Uh-huh.

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Also built in that you can mount shit to.

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So it's like a roll up bed cover with mounts, rails.

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And dude, imagine this.

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You're a bag of dicks.

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Dude, imagine, imagine this.

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I'm a bag of dicks.

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Put me to your lips.

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I am sick.

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Imagine this.

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Oh dude, we could go on.

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We can, we can go on some stuff.

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I know I'm going to sell my bike.

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Why?

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Cause I want a different bike.

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Yeah.

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Buy a new bike and come ride with me.

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And then we can go mountain.

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I'm going to get something like this.

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Seriously.

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Really?

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Yes.

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Cause I already bought this and it has tracks built in that I'm going to get

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something like this system too.

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You already bought this.

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I bought the, the, this, which is just the ta, it's the ta-no cover that rolls up,

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but it comes with like these rails on the outside that you can mount shit like this

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too.

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So eventually I'm going to get these, these racks.

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And so I'll have like a bike mountain shit.

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And then we can like roll.

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Okay.

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Fuck yeah.

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Are you excited?

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Of course.

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Of course.

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Why are you getting a new, wait, what new bike?

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The line.

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No, I need to, what I need to do is sell my bike that I have now or I can trade it

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into Trek.

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Get a mountain bike.

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And then get a mountain bike.

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So you can actually ride with me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's what my, my plan.

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And then I'll get this and we can mount and we can rack them.

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Yeah.

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We can rack.

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And I, you know, I also looked at, which I'm not going to, I think it'd be cooler

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to mount them on top and like get a tail hitch thing.

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Okay.

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What do you think?

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Wait, is that again?

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What do you think would be better if I did something like this mounted on high?

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Cause this is cool.

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I have these racks for like hauling lumber and shit too.

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When I do projects.

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Uh huh.

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Uh, hitch.

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Bike.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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Yeah.

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It kind of looks jank.

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No, it looks really bad.

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Yeah.

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I think it looks really bad.

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It's really bad.

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It like folds up.

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Like for me, even on my car, it looks bad.

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Well, it looks terrible, but it's like an easy way to carry shit.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I think about trading in my, my trek for a new trek, but like a mountain bike

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version of a trek.

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Because I like it and I want some more of it.

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I try so hard to eat your little butt.

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What, but uh, yeah, I was, uh, cool.

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I'm still getting, I'm still getting bats from using brave.

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I have $7 and 26 cents.

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Basic attention token.

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Yep.

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It's a scam.

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Is it?

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Yeah.

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It's just another bullshit.

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It's okay.

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It's a scam.

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Of course it is.

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I'm just saying as in like, you know, little side money on the side, you know, who gives a fuck?

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But what can you spend it on?

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Fuck, I don't know.

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But then how is it valuable then?

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It's not something that's thing about it.

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Well, so then it's not, we have merged the invoice billing section into one single

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subscription page.

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That's cool.

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Can you like buy shit in within Bray with it or something?

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Or how does it work?

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I don't know.

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How do you get it?

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How do I get it?

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You just accrue it over time.

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You just like, you just, I have a thing on here where it's like, you have a balance.

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So like, it just over time, it does like 10 ads.

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I see like 10 ads per hour.

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If I'm on it per hour.

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Oh, by showing you ads, it pays you.

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Yeah.

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Got it.

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By showing certain like, says total ads received this month, 28.

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Wasn't the whole thing like blocking all that shit though?

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Yeah.

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But to get these.

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But you can choose to get money.

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I could choose to turn it off.

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I see.

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But or you could say, I want the money so I can get paid to watch the ads.

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Yeah.

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So they just give you a little bit of ads.

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Got it.

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And it's just like, oh, like in the browser, like on web pages or something,

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it'll show you stuff versus show them.

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Yeah.

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Instead of having them for like, it would only show me 10 per hour.

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So like if I, interesting.

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Yeah.

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It's pretty cool.

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And also like, I use it for YouTube.

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I would would recommend it to everybody that doesn't like to watch ads,

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including my good friend James, which fucking skips it.

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He just, all he needs to do honestly, he watches on like a Roku.

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Yeah.

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But not, not a computer.

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What he needs to do is get a computer hooked up to it.

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Well, that's what he was going to, he just needs to,

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he just needs a Raspberry Pi.

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That's all he needs.

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No, no, no, no.

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Get, don't get a Raspberry Pi.

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Get just like a small mini PC or something.

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Raspberry Pi is fucking bullshit.

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Get like a little like compact, small like computer.

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That's what he needs.

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That's what a Raspberry Pi is pretty much.

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Yes, but a Raspberry Pi is bullshit.

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But all you're using it to like stream like videos and stuff.

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Yeah.

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So get like a little cheap, like whatever, fucking.

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What's the other one?

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Not the Raspberry Pi Rockfin.

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It's called Rockfin Raspberry Pi.

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No, no, no.

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Not Raspberry Pi.

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There's another one.

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You can get like little cheap computers that are like actual computers

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and not Raspberry Pi or you can just buy a laptop or you can buy a cheap laptop.

258
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He has, he has like an old MacBook Pro that he could just use.

259
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Hmm.

260
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Yeah, true.

261
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And then just use a wave, not a wave, but like use like,

262
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you can use like a script in Firefox to block all the ads.

263
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Because that's the way he likes to use.

264
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Like this, do a lot of idea.

265
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Just download this.

266
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It's called, what's it called?

267
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This is called, fuck.

268
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How do I find that?

269
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Go to settings.

270
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It's called you block origin.

271
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Download this dude.

272
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It's great.

273
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In Firefox.

274
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I just, well, that's the thing with like YouTube was like back,

275
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we've talked about this before when they were,

276
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this is an add on and break or I'm sorry, in Firefox,

277
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yeah, browser extension.

278
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And it just, I never, I don't log into YouTube on my browser.

279
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Just not even logged in and nothing never plays ads.

280
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Yeah.

281
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Because it's a, well, YouTube was cracking down on that and then they stopped it.

282
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Well, unless they found a workaround around it.

283
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Well, this one works for me.

284
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Well, this is when like when they first started,

285
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they were cracking down on it, like getting rid of all the extensions.

286
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Like making it so that YouTube wouldn't work if you had that extension.

287
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Said it wouldn't play.

288
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But well, there's plenty of ways to get around it.

289
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Now.

290
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But yeah, cause the Roku sucks ass.

291
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Oh yeah.

292
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Like it'd be one thing if you had like an Apple TV that was like fast and nice,

293
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but he doesn't even have that.

294
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He has some fucking bullshit Roku.

295
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Why don't you bring my whiskey?

296
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,040
He told me you wouldn't bring it for me.

297
00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:49,400
When?

298
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,000
He texted me last night, James.

299
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He said like Terry was told, told,

300
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,480
Terry, James told me that you told him that he said to you,

301
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like just take my cash and you were like, no, you just come get it.

302
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,480
That's not what I said.

303
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:04,520
What did you say?

304
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,400
Literally.

305
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,440
God, he's a piece of shit.

306
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,160
I literally the exact words.

307
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,400
Literally what he said was, I don't care.

308
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,680
I just goes, he goes as long as he brought it back to his house.

309
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It's there.

310
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I don't mind.

311
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I'll just get it when I'm there.

312
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I know if you were there.

313
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:19,720
I don't know.

314
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,280
The thing was, is he goes, he goes, take my shit.

315
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,560
He's like, oh, Mike, if you want to, you can take Mike's stuff and go.

316
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,200
Oh, okay.

317
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,480
And you forgot.

318
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,560
And then my, and then Brad goes, I told Terry he could take your log of

319
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villains to you, but he said you need to leave your house to get it.

320
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,320
That wasn't me.

321
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:37,880
That was Brad.

322
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,400
Oh, that's why I'm like, I did not say that.

323
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,840
I said, Brad said those words.

324
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,000
Brad said the words and I was like, oh, that makes sense.

325
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That's what all I said.

326
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,040
But I said it.

327
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,680
I always leave my house to get the whiskies that James buys me.

328
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,880
I know, but with the, he asked, he said, oh, if you, if you want to,

329
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you can take Mike's stuff.

330
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He's here.

331
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,040
I was like, oh, okay.

332
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,160
I said, oh, okay.

333
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,640
And then Brad just goes, I'm sitting next to Brad and Brad says,

334
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no, let Mike come and get it.

335
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And he's going to have his house.

336
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,560
So it wasn't even me.

337
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:05,960
That's crazy.

338
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,680
That's what I was like when you like, I knew exactly what you said.

339
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:09,720
I was like, do you?

340
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,560
Because that's not true, man.

341
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,920
Well, thanks for offering my brother.

342
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Of course.

343
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,760
Damn, that would have been nice to drink some log of one eight today.

344
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,200
Well, I know that you go to your dad's house every now and then.

345
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:22,760
I go to, yeah.

346
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,560
I met, I stopped by James's house like regularly enough.

347
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:25,800
Yeah.

348
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,640
So I'm not too worried about it.

349
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,800
I was half expecting James to not bring it back.

350
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Low key and have it just sit down there for like six months.

351
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,440
Oh, really?

352
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,160
I don't care.

353
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I'll get it when I get it.

354
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:36,680
I know, man.

355
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:37,960
I got a fucking low time.

356
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,920
I wasn't, I wasn't too worried about you getting it.

357
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,640
Yeah.

358
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,000
Anyway, that's my dope ass new rack system I'm going to get.

359
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:46,840
Okay.

360
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,240
Hell yeah.

361
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:47,880
Are you excited?

362
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,680
I'm excited for you.

363
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,320
Hell yeah, dude.

364
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:49,880
Can I see a video?

365
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,000
Can I see a video?

366
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,680
I'm going to deck my Maverick out, dude.

367
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,560
It's going to be decked out.

368
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:53,720
Yeah.

369
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,680
I'm going to show you some show right now.

370
00:12:54,680 --> 00:13:01,160
Oh, this is a bike.

371
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,680
I used to do my own thing.

372
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:04,920
Dude, you want to hear me snoring?

373
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,200
Not really.

374
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:06,680
Oh, dude.

375
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,360
What the fuck?

376
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,000
No.

377
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,200
I'm going to send you to it.

378
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,160
I don't do.

379
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:13,640
Hold on.

380
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,120
Do you want to play it on the podcast?

381
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,640
Whatever.

382
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,600
Not really, but yeah.

383
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,240
All right.

384
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:21,880
I'll send it to you.

385
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,120
Hold on.

386
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:22,920
Give me a second.

387
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,920
I'm going to let everybody know that I snore.

388
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:30,680
Mary drop.

389
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,480
Let's see.

390
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:33,800
Mike.

391
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,160
So my significant other.

392
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:40,680
Oh god.

393
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,640
Now we're saying that for fuck's sake.

394
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:47,080
My significant other took a video of me while I was sleeping.

395
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:47,880
Here's what you sent me.

396
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,400
Huh?

397
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,280
You just sent me that.

398
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:50,920
I wanted to do it.

399
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:51,800
Oh, you did.

400
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,000
No, I didn't.

401
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,520
I literally sent you a video.

402
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,160
Do you want me to send you again?

403
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,080
I can't open the video.

404
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,000
It shows it here, but it's not opening.

405
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,200
Here, let me send it to you again.

406
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,320
It just fucking stuck.

407
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,160
It's just fucking stuck.

408
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,320
The only thing that opened was that picture when you sent me that thing.

409
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,840
No, I swear to God.

410
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,160
Okay.

411
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:17,800
Why would I lie?

412
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:19,720
Air drop.

413
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,320
Mike.

414
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,240
Hey guys, Todd here today.

415
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,600
We're guys Todd here.

416
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,080
Did you get it?

417
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,600
Open and save the downloads.

418
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,360
This is this is me snoring.

419
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,360
Why are you showing this to me?

420
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,480
It's not showing to you.

421
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,520
Just showing it to everybody.

422
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,400
Well, you're showing it to me.

423
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,080
So and why?

424
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,360
Because I think it's that's why.

425
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:48,760
Why?

426
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,280
Why is your shit green now?

427
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,400
I changed the fucking color.

428
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,200
Yo, how'd you do that?

429
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,280
That's for you to fucking lose it.

430
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,480
You know, you know what it 100 freaking percent.

431
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,680
So what's the context of this?

432
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,640
The context is is that I snore.

433
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,200
Yeah, so I didn't know I snored.

434
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,640
Everybody snores.

435
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,000
I've told you you I've been multiple trips with you where I've told you.

436
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,440
But you never recorded it.

437
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,480
I'm not a fucking weirdo.

438
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:26,520
I know you got to turn it.

439
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,760
Why did it just go away from looking at you?

440
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,960
I wanted to look at you the whole time.

441
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,240
Oh, I don't know the fuck.

442
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,320
Why is it hide?

443
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,840
I don't know your face.

444
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,080
No, she was trying to be quiet.

445
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,480
You can be quiet and look at the phone at the face.

446
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,200
I don't know the fuck.

447
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,000
That's it.

448
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,560
I'm pissed.

449
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,120
Dude, what the fuck?

450
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,160
This is bullshit.

451
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,760
It shows your face for like three seconds.

452
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,720
Can we turn it up a little bit?

453
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,200
Hold on.

454
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:21,400
I'm pissed that it goes away from your face.

455
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:26,280
The whole point is to watch you like your face while you're doing it.

456
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:26,840
Yeah.

457
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,640
While it's fucked up.

458
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,360
You think science is going to salvo?

459
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,360
You want a Red Bull?

460
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,560
You're going to owe me $100.

461
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,200
I don't think so.

462
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,560
They just talked about it that there's no way they can match sciences two to one.

463
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,360
Mercedes is getting max next year.

464
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,000
There's no way.

465
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,040
So they're going to need two drivers and science into one of them.

466
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,480
There's no way Max is going to.

467
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,760
Is it a chance?

468
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,120
Do you think he's going to Mercedes?

469
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,000
There's a chance.

470
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,240
If not in 25 and 26, 100%.

471
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:53,800
You think so?

472
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:54,440
Whoa.

473
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,720
Hülkenberg went to Audi.

474
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,280
I know.

475
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,400
That was the first signing of the season.

476
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,280
Three year deal, bro.

477
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,320
That's crazy.

478
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,680
We'll talk about that after I show you this.

479
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,000
All right.

480
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,400
All right.

481
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,440
And some of my videos.

482
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,240
Yeah.

483
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,200
So this is like the thing.

484
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:09,160
I'll show you how to install the Elevate Rack system with the T-slot rail.

485
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,240
So this isn't exactly necessarily the same thing, but it'll look similar.

486
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:13,720
Okay.

487
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,880
And then you it'll like roll up and it's like hard.

488
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,200
Where'd you find realtruck.com?

489
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,360
Just by searching like looking up different like videos and stuff.

490
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:22,840
Copy that.

491
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:27,000
And they've got like a great like online website, which has lots of stuff you can buy.

492
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,800
I can't believe what Ford just did to the new Maverick.

493
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,400
That dude, that Scott Kilmer, Scotty Kilmer is really mad.

494
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:33,960
Yeah.

495
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,760
So this is what it is.

496
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,120
It'll have like tie downs.

497
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,680
You can like put anything in these rails.

498
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,000
Okay.

499
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:44,200
So I can put like elevated racks, like bikes on top, like shit on top, like ladders and shit.

500
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,360
So that's what it will like roughly look like.

501
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:50,440
If I go with like similar elevated rack, like elevated racks like that.

502
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,680
I mean, I'm debating getting like things on the roof to two bars.

503
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,240
So I'll have like I could like put shit all along there.

504
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:58,760
Oh my God.

505
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,240
But I haven't said that's what I've been doing like last couple of days, like researching

506
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,760
much of like bed systems.

507
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:09,560
I just want to let you know that system keeps getting so hyped about it.

508
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,800
He just keeps getting hyped every time like dude.

509
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,280
This is so fucking stupid.

510
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:14,920
Oh yeah.

511
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:15,640
You're stupid.

512
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,680
I love this shit.

513
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,440
Doesn't that look sick?

514
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,280
Yeah, it looks all right.

515
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,880
It looks sick.

516
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,000
Let's see what the comments say.

517
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,280
Why would anyone want to set it super high?

518
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,240
I do agree with that.

519
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,480
Like this is the low setting, not the high setting.

520
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,600
And I kind of agree.

521
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,320
Like it might be good to get one that has the low setting is like lower.

522
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:41,560
Yeah.

523
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,240
And then you can like elevate to that high.

524
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,120
Because once you're above the cab, that's really as high as you needed.

525
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,040
Yeah, it makes no sense.

526
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,680
Although I think it's like for big stuff like kayaks,

527
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,120
they want you to be able to like lift it really high because that way it won't

528
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,080
like enter like the kayak won't like run into the or yeah.

529
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,360
So that's why they make sense.

530
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,000
But dude, what the fuck man?

531
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,160
Don't kill Wilfred.

532
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:03,720
I didn't knock it over.

533
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,240
You know, I don't like that those are in my house.

534
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,320
That's fucking Sunday.

535
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,320
You're going to get here and they're just going to be in gone.

536
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:11,720
Don't.

537
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,440
No, don't fucking kill Wilfred or Pepe.

538
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,760
No, don't fucking do that.

539
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,920
Someday you're going to get here and they're just not going to be there.

540
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:25,240
If you fucking fuck them, I'm going to fuck you if they disappear.

541
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,280
I'll whip out my little dick and I'll rape you.

542
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:28,600
Whoa.

543
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,920
If those just like disappear, you'll never know.

544
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,640
Dude, I will know.

545
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,440
You'll never know.

546
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,000
Yeah, I will.

547
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,400
Nope.

548
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:35,640
Yep.

549
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,280
I'm looking right now.

550
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,040
I'm just going to take a picture of that.

551
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,520
I'm going to print it out and I'm just going to lay the picture there.

552
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,280
And then you're going to have to like find out.

553
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,120
I'm going to fuck around and find out.

554
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,000
You're going to fuck around and find out.

555
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,320
There's there's there's one video.

556
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,760
I really want you to play your recording.

557
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,400
Oh yeah, good.

558
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:57,400
That would suck if we weren't just sit here for 20 minutes and not set a damn word on

559
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:57,880
recording.

560
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,480
No, there's a video.

561
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,320
I really want you to play cool.

562
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:02,840
Yeah.

563
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,880
Oh wow, dude.

564
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,960
Well, you're really sick and I'm excited for bro.

565
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,560
You sound like you're you have a cough over there.

566
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,480
Is there anything I can help you out with?

567
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,680
Yeah, take your dick out of my mouth.

568
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,320
Whoa.

569
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,280
100 freaking percent.

570
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,080
Whoa.

571
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,280
Is there anything I can help you with?

572
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,040
Show you what that thing do.

573
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,480
Yeah, take your dick out of my mouth.

574
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,000
Is there anything I can help you with?

575
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,480
Oh yeah.

576
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:29,880
All right.

577
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,680
F1 first before you're fucking bullshit.

578
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,520
Oh, what's the latest?

579
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,800
What's the latest and greatest?

580
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,680
The latest and greatest.

581
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,360
What's the latest news?

582
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,440
Did you know that Adrian new is going to Ferrari next year?

583
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,720
It's sound.

584
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,640
There's crazy shit going on, brother.

585
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,280
There's so much shit going on.

586
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,560
There's crazy shit going on, brother.

587
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,560
Adrian new is going to he's leaving, bro.

588
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,000
He fucking hates Christian Horner.

589
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,040
I don't think it has Christian.

590
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,600
Christian Horner.

591
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,960
Christian fuck his assistant Horner.

592
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,960
That's what he did.

593
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,360
And Adrian knew he liked the lady and he's like, you bitch,

594
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,080
you fuck that lady.

595
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:57,560
She's nice.

596
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,440
Hell yeah.

597
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:06,440
I there's so much shit going on in F1 right now for like the biggest teams,

598
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,960
especially here's my proposal.

599
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,320
Here's what I tell you is going to happen.

600
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,040
Okay.

601
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,560
So okay.

602
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:17,400
Hulkenberg already signed with Audi or Sauber, Sauber, three years.

603
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,600
So that's taking one of the two spots from Bottas and Joe.

604
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,840
The thinking of Haas, Haas is going to get Oli Berman next year

605
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,240
and maybe drop Kevin Magnuson for someone else,

606
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,520
but definitely they're going to Oli Berman.

607
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:35,880
Williams will be Albon next year and maybe the new fucking Mercedes driver.

608
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,840
Kimmy Antonelli.

609
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,800
Who Kimmy Antonelli.

610
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:44,040
He's like the new prodigy Mercedes junior driver.

611
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,600
Okay.

612
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,800
So he might go there and fucking sergeants out.

613
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,360
Oh yeah.

614
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:48,840
Do it.

615
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,680
Sergeant might be out like halfway through the season.

616
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:51,800
He's gone.

617
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,160
Alpine, both their drivers want to get the fuck out of there.

618
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,440
Ferrari, we obviously know Mercedes gets max next year with George

619
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:09,400
and then Red Bull gets science, probably drops Paris too for someone else

620
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,240
like Piazzari.

621
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,280
They're going to steal Piazzari.

622
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,160
That's what they want really.

623
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:23,560
Well, I think they're saying that Valtteri or if Checker doesn't keep a seat could go to Red Bull.

624
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,280
One of the two.

625
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,000
Valtteri.

626
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,120
I didn't hear that one.

627
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:26,840
That'd be crazy.

628
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,120
Science and Valtteri next year.

629
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:28,520
Wow.

630
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:29,480
No Red Bull.

631
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:29,800
Yeah.

632
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,600
Science and Valtteri.

633
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,480
Because Max is going to Mercedes next year.

634
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,920
Max is contracting until.

635
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,720
It doesn't take Terry.

636
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,440
It doesn't matter.

637
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:36,760
Contract.

638
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,240
Don't mean shit.

639
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:44,520
I'm just reading something about here that Lando Norris Mercedes offered Max 150 million euros

640
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,040
per year to go to Mercedes.

641
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:46,920
I would not take that.

642
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,680
I'm just telling you.

643
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,720
I'm just telling you the reality.

644
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,040
I know.

645
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,240
I'm just saying I wouldn't.

646
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,440
So Lando Norris.

647
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,320
I'm just reading this.

648
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,200
He fucked up his nose.

649
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:54,360
Yeah.

650
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,800
I saw it this morning and I was like he broke his nose.

651
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,360
He cut it.

652
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,080
He cut it unlike some glass while he was in the post.

653
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,840
Cut his nose on a broken glass.

654
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,160
Yeah.

655
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,960
Well he's a patient or he was in a boat in Amsterdam or some shit.

656
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,200
Yeah.

657
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,760
He was.

658
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,160
Yeah.

659
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:09,960
What a fucking loser.

660
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,360
He had like a jank bandage on his face.

661
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,560
See it right now.

662
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,200
Yeah.

663
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:18,440
Yeah.

664
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:18,680
Yeah.

665
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,720
It was like some fucking child.

666
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,040
Yeah.

667
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,280
You guys want to see you guys want to get a little chuckle.

668
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,920
Look Lando Norris and his bandages.

669
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,720
It's fucking funny.

670
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,000
So it says Adrian Newie to Ferrari.

671
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,480
Freshed out cast over a historic move from F1 design guru.

672
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:35,720
Yeah.

673
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,960
And then Max and Helmut Marco are going to Mercedes because Max goes where Marco goes.

674
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,320
And then yeah.

675
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:46,360
Science is going to be science is going to be there at Red Bull and you're going to pay me $200

676
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,440
and it's going to buffer my fucking loss for this fucking bullshit year.

677
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,040
Fuck me.

678
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,000
What do you mean?

679
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:53,800
I'm going to lose.

680
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,920
So I need my money.

681
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,720
I need some money.

682
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,080
I need some to make up some money because I'm going to fucking lose.

683
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,920
I'm definitely going to lose the constructors.

684
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,360
My only hope is to fucking tie.

685
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,920
I'm going to win the fucking drivers and there's a 50 50 chance.

686
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,800
I fucking lose that too.

687
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,240
So fuck.

688
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:14,360
Yo imagine if imagine if Carlos stayed with McLaren.

689
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:18,600
Yeah.

690
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,280
You think he would have been fucking happy.

691
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,560
Adrian Newie could go to.

692
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,840
He turned he turned down.

693
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,200
He turned on Aston Martin.

694
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,640
Aston Martin offered him a deal already.

695
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,680
He turned it down.

696
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:31,160
Really?

697
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,560
Yeah.

698
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,960
It's Mercedes or Ferrari now.

699
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,440
If he goes if he goes to Mercedes, he's going to Max is going to Mercedes.

700
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,240
No.

701
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,560
If helmet Marco goes to Mercedes Max Max goes where Marco goes.

702
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,920
Why is helmet Marco out to be there?

703
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920
Like because Max loves helmet Marco.

704
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,560
Why?

705
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,960
Because he's like his fucking he's like an old racist.

706
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,640
He's mega daddy.

707
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,760
He's just mega daddy.

708
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,400
He's like an old.

709
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,440
There's a clause.

710
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,800
There's a clause in Max's contract that says if helmet Marco leaves Red Bull,

711
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,840
Max can like just break his contract whenever he wants.

712
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:01,400
Oh really?

713
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,960
So wherever helmet Marco goes, that's where Max is going.

714
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,440
So if Red Bull fires helmet Marco, Max can leave to a different team.

715
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,920
So they're going to Mercedes next year.

716
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,560
Oh, it's actually really it's actually for 26.

717
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,280
What's official?

718
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,560
Adrian Newie.

719
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,280
Is it for Ferrari official official?

720
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,640
I think it's official.

721
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,840
Legendary designer Adrian Newie has decided he wants to leave Red Bull.

722
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,640
No, that's already been reported.

723
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:25,960
Right.

724
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,320
But there was actually there's also been like a bunch of speculation that he's like,

725
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,720
I'm not leaving Intel Ferrari announced officially that he's with Ferrari.

726
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,440
It's not official.

727
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,320
So far it's just like everyone knows it's happening,

728
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,840
but they don't know when the announcement's coming.

729
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:39,800
Yeah.

730
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,320
So he's going to be there fucking Lewis Hamilton's dude.

731
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,400
Lewis Hamilton right now is like so fucking giddy.

732
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,320
He's like, oh, if he gets Adrian, you know, he knows he's getting him.

733
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,560
He's already got a fucking better car next year.

734
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,640
And he gets Adrian know designing the Ferrari.

735
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:54,520
He's fucking ready to go.

736
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,040
He's going to win eight. He's gonna fucking eight, bro.

737
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,080
It's gonna fucking eight.

738
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,680
You think he's gonna say it's getting a fucking eight.

739
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,400
You fuck Leclerc.

740
00:25:59,400 --> 00:25:59,960
He's getting eight.

741
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,280
If Hamilton and Leclerc are on the same car Ferrari car,

742
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,720
and it's a championship contender car,

743
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,320
fucking Hamilton will beat Leclerc.

744
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,200
Hundred percent.

745
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,000
Hundred percent.

746
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:09,240
Yeah.

747
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:10,840
I'm telling you, bro.

748
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,640
Hundred percent.

749
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,200
Hundred percent.

750
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,800
I don't know.

751
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,200
I feel

752
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,440
Schumacher reveals.

753
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,200
Wait, Schumacher.

754
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,480
Mick Schumacher or Michael?

755
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,360
I don't know.

756
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,520
That says Schumacher reveals how Mercedes could snare for Stappen.

757
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,280
John, I'm telling you, Ralph Schumacher,

758
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,840
if Max doesn't go to Mercedes in 25,

759
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,000
which is not out of the realm of possibility,

760
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
he's definitely going there in 26.

761
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,640
Because in 26, it's a whole new set of regulations

762
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,000
and Red Bull might fall off.

763
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,320
Yeah.

764
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,320
But then Mercedes might have like a bang and engine

765
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,640
and be like, yeah, we're going to fucking wreck this shit this year.

766
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,720
Mercedes is for Stappen's best alternative.

767
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,160
Because there's no other place he can go

768
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,280
if he gets pissed off at Red Bull.

769
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,680
The situation has left severe key figures

770
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,960
featuring the teams uncertain.

771
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,200
The reports Thursday announcing

772
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520
that legendary chief designer, Adrian Neary,

773
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,080
is set to lead the team due to a power struggle

774
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,520
caused by the matter.

775
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,320
For Stappen and chief advisor, Helmut Marco.

776
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:15,800
Told you.

777
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,400
Have also been linked with moves from the team

778
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,120
with Mercedes eyeing the three time champion

779
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,080
for their vacant seat for 2025.

780
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,360
To replace Louis Hamilton.

781
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaking with Sport BILD, former F1 driver Schumacher,

782
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:36,680
Ralph Schumacher, not Michael Schumacher,

783
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,840
because he is a kind of brain dead.

784
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,600
Not brain dead.

785
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,040
He just has complications.

786
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,960
Believes that the power struggle at Red Bull

787
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,040
could leave for Stappen moving away

788
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,480
from Milton Key's base team, labeling Mercedes

789
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,280
as the best possible alternative.

790
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,280
Oh, shit.

791
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,960
Asked whether for Stappen moving to Mercedes

792
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,760
realistic.

793
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,640
He responded that depends on how the power struggle

794
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,560
at Red Bull develops, but Mercedes is still

795
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,640
an alternative and the best possible alternative.

796
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:06,920
Correct.

797
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,240
That's crazy, bro.

798
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,320
Well, they didn't even end the quote.

799
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,480
Especially since Total Wolf can't check.

800
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,040
Total Wolf.

801
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,720
Total Wolf can check.

802
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:22,360
Not only in princely salary, but also lucrative

803
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:24,760
contracts for the time after his career.

804
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,480
For example, in a form of brand ambassador,

805
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:33,080
but sporting perspective will be more important for Stappen.

806
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,560
It's crazy, huh?

807
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,640
Mercedes engines help here.

808
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,200
The regulations could come into force in 2026.

809
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,600
50% of the drive unit will be electric.

810
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,320
Mercedes engines are slightly, our engine

811
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,360
is highly anticipated.

812
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,160
There are big question marks about Red Bull,

813
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,560
especially with the electric part for Stappen

814
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,120
his contract to Red Bull until 2028, but revealed that

815
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:58,520
in his clause, in the deal that allows him to leave

816
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,680
the team if helmet Marco is relieved of his duties.

817
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:03,720
Told you.

818
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,440
Dude, that's fucking crazy.

819
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,360
Imagine if he does leave and then I'll do Max next,

820
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:17,240
but here's fucking Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari. I'll do Max.

821
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,440
Why are you doing this?

822
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,080
Because that's like it.

823
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,120
That's like 2019.

824
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,000
I'm having fun, brother.

825
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,120
But that's Lewis Hamilton in 2019 Ferrari.

826
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,120
Asked whether he could advise the Dutchman

827
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,080
should leave the Red Bull.

828
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,800
Schumacher replied the rift in ongoing power struggle

829
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,400
would definitely make him think about it.

830
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,680
If I were him, especially since he's definitely wants

831
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,920
to prove that he's a world champion, not just because

832
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,040
of the best car, but because he is the best driver.

833
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,160
The idea of getting him a team like Mercedes back on track

834
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,520
appeals to him and he can do it.

835
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,080
Max has the incredible feel of a car, but can get two or three

836
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,760
tenths more than any other driver.

837
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,560
It's gonna be a wild spring break.

838
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,680
It's gonna be a summer break.

839
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,560
It's gonna be a wild spring break.

840
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,000
Spring break, summer break.

841
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,160
I'm getting my news from GPfans.com.

842
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,280
Are they reliable?

843
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:16,680
I don't know.

844
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,560
Do you trust them?

845
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:24,840
No, I don't trust any fucking news or like news places at all.

846
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,560
So what do you think?

847
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,280
Is it possible?

848
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,320
Do you think he's going or no?

849
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,520
I think there's three things.

850
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,280
Do you think he's definitely leaving in 26?

851
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,040
I think he probably will leave.

852
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:39,000
I think he'll probably leave before the new regulations.

853
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,840
So he'll do one more year at Rebel?

854
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,960
I think he's gonna do one more year at Rebel just to see what's going on.

855
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,440
25?

856
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,000
Or unless Helmut Marco...

857
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,120
Shit, it completely hits the fan.

858
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,120
Yeah, unless Helmut Marco and then obviously Newi's leaving.

859
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,160
But if Newi goes to Mercedes...

860
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,400
I think that's unlikely.

861
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,120
Why?

862
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,200
Just because he's like...

863
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,200
going to fucking...

864
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,440
That doesn't look like Hamilton at all.

865
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,440
That looks like a jank for our...

866
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,400
Look at that logo.

867
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,200
That's supposed to be Shell?

868
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,000
It's like a fireball.

869
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,080
It's supposed to be Shell, yeah, but it's like a fireball.

870
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,600
Oh my god, that looks terrible, dude.

871
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,800
Yeah, this is supposed to be the fire logo.

872
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,000
Maybe you should get a key year like 2024.

873
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,840
What the fuck is this?

874
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,720
It's a halo?

875
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,920
No, but like on top of this...

876
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,640
It's his helmet.

877
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,600
No, no, no.

878
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,280
Oh, is it helmet blended with halo?

879
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,960
Yeah, that helmet's blame it with the helmet.

880
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,920
Look at that wing.

881
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,600
It's a janky.

882
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,600
It's a janky.

883
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,040
Oh, shit.

884
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,320
But it's like fucked up.

885
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:40,040
I think Mercedes snags Newi and then...

886
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:41,880
Maybe.

887
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,320
I think it's unlikely though.

888
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,600
Do you think he's going to go to Ferrari?

889
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:59,800
Max Verstappen deriving a 2025 Mercedes F1 car at Silverstone.

890
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,760
This is what Drew told me.

891
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,360
He said, type more words.

892
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,640
The more words, you type the better.

893
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:03,880
Yeah.

894
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,480
So I'll do my best.

895
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:06,760
But hopefully...

896
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,800
Adrian Newi had another one.

897
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,880
Here's another one from today.

898
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,760
Actually GP fans.

899
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,160
Breaking!

900
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,600
Breaking news!

901
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,080
Breaking news.

902
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,280
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

903
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:16,840
Oh yeah.

904
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,640
I need a breaking.

905
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,280
I need a breaking news.

906
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,400
Can you put the point on?

907
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,040
Breaking.

908
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,600
Breaking news.

909
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,200
No, but I need like me saying it.

910
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,200
Breaking news from F1.

911
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,800
Actually GP fans is actually pretty good.

912
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:32,200
They're thinking, will F1 hopefully...

913
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,680
hopeful Antonelli replace Sergeant for Imola?

914
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,800
Say that one more time.

915
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:38,920
Antonelli.

916
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,480
That's what I told you was at Williams.

917
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,520
Going to Williams after the fire.

918
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,040
Andre and Kimmy Antonelli.

919
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,040
They're going to replace him with...

920
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,680
What's his name?

921
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,640
Fucking Sergeant.

922
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,560
Yeah, but they're saying that they might put him in now.

923
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,600
This comes first.

924
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:50,840
Yeah.

925
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,280
I knew that.

926
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,720
He's definitely out at the end of the year,

927
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,240
but he's probably out before then.

928
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,280
And it's probably that kid.

929
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,120
Why don't you just give him like a mixed shoe mucker,

930
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:00,760
another chance.

931
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,240
Good morning, Colorado.

932
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,720
It's 832 a.m. Saturday, August 27th.

933
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,120
Breaking!

934
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,200
Angelica Lombardi, Bunny Silkman.

935
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:08,520
What else?

936
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,160
Have us good morning off.

937
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,840
I'm going to look at like today's...

938
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,320
It actually is like today's stuff.

939
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:13,720
Let's see.

940
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:17,640
What's this?

941
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:26,120
Ricardo makes five race a mission to bid to survive...

942
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:26,840
All right, let's see.

943
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,440
Hamilton, Dio, Major, Newie Blow as shock competition revealed.

944
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:32,680
What?

945
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,760
Let's see what happened here.

946
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:41,560
What else?

947
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,200
Actually, I do like GPU fans.

948
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,600
I'm going to bookmark this shit.

949
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,240
Let's see.

950
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,600
Bookmark, bookmark, bookmark.

951
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,800
Where the fuck is the bookmark?

952
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,000
Jesus Christ.

953
00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,720
What's up?

954
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,360
News anchor has stroke live on air.

955
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,800
That's horrific.

956
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,880
Oh, holy crap.

957
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,720
I kind of want to watch it, but that's what it's going to mean.

958
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,000
The Tulsa Air and Sponsor Space Museum.

959
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,720
A news anchor.

960
00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,920
I don't know if we should watch this.

961
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,600
This is...

962
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,640
I kind of want to though.

963
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:16,520
Dude.

964
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,600
Who suffers a stroke live on the air.

965
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,480
This is so sad.

966
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,320
Today at the event.

967
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,800
Anchor Julie Chin says she suddenly lost vision in one eye.

968
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,400
Then her arm went numb.

969
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,480
Then her speech became garbled.

970
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,640
The event features live...

971
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:35,800
I'm sorry.

972
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,640
Something is going on with me this morning and I apologize to everybody.

973
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,120
Oh my god.

974
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,280
Jesus, your symptoms came out of nowhere.

975
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,360
Here she is right before feeling great.

976
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,960
Snapping a certain photo.

977
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,480
Promoting college football.

978
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,480
The Tulsa are...

979
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,000
Her quick thinking colleagues.

980
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,760
It didn't look bad though.

981
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,160
No.

982
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Nothing was wrong.

983
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,320
I'm called 911.

984
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,080
Let's just go ahead and send it on over to meteorologist Annie Brown.

985
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,120
The newscaster said...

986
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,800
Oh yeah, that was like not like a big scenario.

987
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,840
That it was like a light.

988
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,560
A minor.

989
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,520
Okay, that's good.

990
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,400
I'm done with all this.

991
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,320
I wanted to try to find someone on news anchor just saying,

992
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:07,960
BREAKING NOES!

993
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:08,840
Yeah.

994
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,400
You're done with F1?

995
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,120
Schumacher names the F1s started to replace Hülkenberg at Haas.

996
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,640
Holy barren.

997
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,000
Let's look...

998
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,280
Let's lose Hamilton.

999
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,120
Imagine.

1000
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,160
Bottas.

1001
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,560
To Haas?

1002
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,000
No hole.

1003
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,600
Schumacher backs Bottas to join Haas.

1004
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,040
It's going to be Ollie Bearman.

1005
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:48,920
The teenager sensation Ollie Bearman is being heavily linked with the seat at the American,

1006
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,040
the 18 year old driver.

1007
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,400
Does he have to fly with the Oxnard though?

1008
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,240
Just to meet with Gene?

1009
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:55,720
Probably.

1010
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,600
Jane!

1011
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,080
Jane!

1012
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:57,400
Jane!

1013
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,480
We need more fucking money, Jane!

1014
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,760
We need more fucking money, Jane!

1015
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,320
Jane!

1016
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,720
Jane!

1017
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,760
Give us the money, Jane!

1018
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,560
Jane!

1019
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:07,240
But yeah.

1020
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,320
What are you doing?

1021
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,160
I need a clip of a news anchor saying,

1022
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:11,880
BREAKING NOES.

1023
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,360
BREAKING!

1024
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,520
That's not it.

1025
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,640
Try that one.

1026
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,680
Which one?

1027
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,720
This lady?

1028
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,240
No, try the...

1029
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:21,800
This one?

1030
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:22,440
Yeah, try it.

1031
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,320
It's just music.

1032
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,360
I already did it.

1033
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,600
Maybe this shoe's still like breaking news.

1034
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,760
Breaking news?

1035
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,400
That's just Dan.

1036
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,840
Breaking...

1037
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,080
Wait!

1038
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,600
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

1039
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,800
Hold up, hold up, hold up.

1040
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,200
This just in.

1041
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,480
This just in.

1042
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,640
Breaking news is breaking out everywhere.

1043
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:46,760
There you go.

1044
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,320
You need that.

1045
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,280
Faith Saley has the very, very latest.

1046
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,480
Very latest.

1047
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:53,880
There you go.

1048
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,880
Let's just join you.

1049
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,640
So I'm covering some breaking news.

1050
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,760
Breaking news.

1051
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,000
You know news is breaking because I'm telling you so.

1052
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,080
And I might touch my earpiece like this.

1053
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,640
And it's...

1054
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,640
Oh, it's a fucking troll.

1055
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,360
It's a troll, yeah.

1056
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,360
It's also important that you read breaking news

1057
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,960
right there on the corner of the screen.

1058
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,280
And if you turn the channel to any other cable news outlet,

1059
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,640
you're going to see the same thing.

1060
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,200
Don't look away from our breaking news to their breaking news.

1061
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,520
Breaking news though right now at the moment.

1062
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,720
Good evening, we have breaking news.

1063
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:23,320
According to CNN and MSNBC and Fox,

1064
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,480
everything is important right now.

1065
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,800
You're getting breaking news right now.

1066
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,400
Which means nothing is important.

1067
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,360
That's very true.

1068
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,920
Like the boy who cried wolf, Blitzer.

1069
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,960
Hey, when news goes wrong, it's BBC News.

1070
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,400
When breaking news, I'm Wolf Blitzer.

1071
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,120
Breaking news is not a new angle on an ongoing story.

1072
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,360
It's not that the president tweeted.

1073
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,320
And sadly, it's not that 45 million Americans

1074
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,080
are under the threat of extreme weather.

1075
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,880
Historically, breaking news meant a trusted broadcaster

1076
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,280
interrupted a program with an urgent report

1077
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,960
of something everyone should know.

1078
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,440
And I gave it a great deal of thought, grandpa.

1079
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,680
There is a bulletin from CBS News.

1080
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,840
That's what happened back in the day.

1081
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,000
There was like a TV show, a TV show going on,

1082
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,520
and they had to cut in to give you the news.

1083
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,480
That's actually pretty smart.

1084
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,360
There has been an attempt, as perhaps you know now,

1085
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,800
on the life of President Kennedy.

1086
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,200
Oh no.

1087
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,920
This happened rarely, and we snapped to attention

1088
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,960
because some man was making as the world turned,

1089
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,760
stop turning.

1090
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,280
Then cable news was born,

1091
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,720
and 24-hour channels need news all the time.

1092
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:29,880
Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.

1093
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,080
But now that we can get stories with the swipe of a thumb

1094
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,800
from social and digital media, cable news begs for our eyeballs

1095
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,240
by breaking stuff.

1096
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:41,000
Let me interrupt you.

1097
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,480
Congressman, let me interrupt you just for a moment.

1098
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,240
We've got some breaking news out of Miami.

1099
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,040
Justin Bieber has been arrested on a number of charges.

1100
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,960
Breaking news is not fake news, but...

1101
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,760
Oh, that's great.

1102
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,400
All right, that's fun.

1103
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,600
Here we go, Terry.

1104
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,400
Oh, hell yeah.

1105
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,040
The music is good.

1106
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,800
He's waiting to go on.

1107
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:13,880
It's playing.

1108
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,960
He does it for two minutes.

1109
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,960
It's saying up there like it's doing a countdown.

1110
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,440
Someone let you, Edward, to know you're just sitting alone,

1111
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,440
waiting for news to start.

1112
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,320
Hugh Edwards.

1113
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,040
Their whole thing is fucked up.

1114
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,240
Poor guy.

1115
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,200
This is what was shown.

1116
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,160
This is what was shown.

1117
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:42,840
That's crazy.

1118
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,480
How did they not cut that feed?

1119
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,160
The writing notes.

1120
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,280
Still better than TV.

1121
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,600
Tonight at 10, jobs of prosperity must come first in any Brexit.

1122
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,080
That's so funny, dude.

1123
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,120
Oh my god.

1124
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,720
Wow.

1125
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:04,200
Wow.

1126
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,520
Oh, Daily Dose of Internet is pretty funny.

1127
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,560
The Daily Dose of Internet is pretty funny.

1128
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,680
That's what I'm talking about.

1129
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,680
I'm talking about the Daily Dose of Internet.

1130
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,880
Right? The Daily Dose of Internet.

1131
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:21,240
It's like the woman that looks like she's kind of like the top one.

1132
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:21,720
Second one.

1133
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:21,880
Yeah.

1134
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,720
It's just like funny videos.

1135
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,360
Hello, everyone.

1136
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,200
This is your yearly dose of Internet.

1137
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:29,720
I've seen this before.

1138
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,360
I got so quiet in here.

1139
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,680
I remember this.

1140
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,360
The car slams into the window right behind the people.

1141
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,320
In your mouth.

1142
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,000
That's a doll.

1143
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,440
That doll is eating a live mouse or rat or something.

1144
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,080
This isn't like a kid.

1145
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,560
This isn't a kid peeing on her.

1146
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:57,800
Yeah.

1147
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:04,200
Craziest thing about being creative is this isn't the text.

1148
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,240
I printed it out.

1149
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,240
I'm so shocked.

1150
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:17,720
Oh my god.

1151
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,800
Oh, so that's daughter is in the military and wanted to wake her up.

1152
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:27,640
She's mad.

1153
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,280
Yeah, she is.

1154
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:30,520
Penis.

1155
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:35,800
This baby discovered an infant.

1156
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,960
Wait, out of all these videos, have you not seen any of them?

1157
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,520
You've seen them all.

1158
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,600
I've seen some of them probably.

1159
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,720
Jerry goes, Penis.

1160
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,760
That's Sponglatch.

1161
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,760
This a passing you have.

1162
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,480
He was a baby.

1163
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,120
Oh my god.

1164
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,840
Oh my god.

1165
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,720
Hold the phone.

1166
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,280
Hold the phone.

1167
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:54,920
Hold the phone.

1168
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,440
Hold the phone.

1169
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,040
He did some sneaky bullshit, dude.

1170
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,600
Penis Sponglatch.

1171
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,400
This a passing you have.

1172
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,120
He was a baby in.

1173
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,240
Oh my god.

1174
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,440
Oh my god.

1175
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,960
That is a beautiful black queen.

1176
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,440
Oh, sorry.

1177
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:06,840
Okay.

1178
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,800
Where'd you get this from, bro?

1179
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,080
I'm not even gonna lie.

1180
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:09,640
You know what I'm saying?

1181
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,560
Bro, you left it in the front.

1182
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,280
That's fucked up.

1183
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,240
Yeah, that was.

1184
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,640
Oh my god.

1185
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:18,840
Oh.

1186
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:31,720
Oh, that's ice cream probably.

1187
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,760
If I could just take something, god damn camera.

1188
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,160
It releases a bear and takes out the god damn camera.

1189
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,440
Dude, first of all.

1190
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,080
Dude, imagine.

1191
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,360
Where is this happening?

1192
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,120
What the fuck is this contraption?

1193
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,120
Did they like rescue a bear and take it back out

1194
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,240
to the wilderness or something like that?

1195
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:49,320
Yeah, probably.

1196
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,040
In like a cage.

1197
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,480
It was probably a rescued bear.

1198
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,160
And then they put him in like the steel cage.

1199
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,960
And then so it could like.

1200
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,760
Blows over the camera.

1201
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,360
Dude, he just fucking wrecks that shit.

1202
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,320
Mimosa, shout out.

1203
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,720
And Mojito.

1204
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:07,880
Oh, that's what I meant.

1205
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,680
Mojito, sorry.

1206
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:16,520
So I'm going to see somebody on their month.

1207
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,360
I just love that shit.

1208
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,480
You like that?

1209
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,200
You like that one?

1210
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,560
First of all, let me see somebody.

1211
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:29,240
First of all, kids, kids lose that go bald pretty young sometimes.

1212
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,400
Like I've there have been kids like in high school who like go bald

1213
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,440
like pretty quick.

1214
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,600
So like, well, that's hilarious and kind of true.

1215
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,920
It's still not a catch all this guy waited for his brother

1216
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,800
while watching a live stream of his graduation ceremony.

1217
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,240
I fucking love that energy, dude.

1218
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,040
So the dude, the brother, the dudes brother is walking in graduation

1219
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,200
and he's just waiting, watching on TV at his house.

1220
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,560
And they had a plan to play rock, paper, scissors as the brother like goes on live

1221
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,080
TV until he's ready to play and they fucking play to the TV.

1222
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,120
And the brother loses and the graduating dude wins.

1223
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,360
Yeah.

1224
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,600
And the guy in this guy's goes in his dude's mouth.

1225
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:14,920
Yeah.

1226
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,200
Is that as an old one though?

1227
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:19,480
Yeah.

1228
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,520
That's a fucking jump in the house.

1229
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,760
That fucking deer came out of nowhere.

1230
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:35,400
Yeah. Dude, that deer jumped over two, two full cars that are like parked

1231
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,120
a decent amount away from each other into the van of the truck.

1232
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,120
Dude, didn't do the shit out of it too.

1233
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,880
And then the big guy's dent.

1234
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,080
Oh, dude's mad.

1235
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:45,480
I can't.

1236
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,720
I can't see it.

1237
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,200
It's real.

1238
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,320
What?

1239
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,840
It's a magic trick.

1240
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:58,280
Oh, it's so heavy.

1241
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,360
Falls or catches are here on fire.

1242
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,360
Oh, her dress is on fire.

1243
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,080
I just want to say first of all, I was watching that guy's face

1244
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,920
and I knew something was about to happen.

1245
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,960
Like watch this dude's face.

1246
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,440
Okay.

1247
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,360
This dude's sitting in his car at a drive through.

1248
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,040
Look at his face.

1249
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah, he's waiting.

1250
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,200
Dude, he's ready to do some shit.

1251
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,920
Well, I think his friend is working.

1252
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,360
Oh, look at that.

1253
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,400
Is that his friend in the fucking mirror?

1254
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,840
I think his friend is working there.

1255
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,280
Their friend was leaving their house.

1256
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,720
That's fucking weird.

1257
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,920
When they caught this on camera.

1258
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,640
Fart.

1259
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,720
She gets stuck on her.

1260
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:51,880
Oh my God.

1261
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,120
Okay.

1262
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:52,440
Okay.

1263
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,480
Well, I want to watch some of my videos now because I got all hyped now.

1264
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,680
But I really want the one I really want you to play is,

1265
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,560
can you show me the picture?

1266
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,760
Hey, look, it's for Stappin.

1267
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,480
In a Mercedes.

1268
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,240
Actually, that's a cool colors concept.

1269
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,200
It's a Red Bull mixed of colors with like, look at the logo.

1270
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,800
Dude, I'm mad at this logo.

1271
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,280
Mercedes logo, like red colors.

1272
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,680
Imagine if Red Bull did something like this.

1273
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:17,800
Like a cool thing.

1274
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,320
That's what is that word Mercedes?

1275
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,760
What's it Petronas?

1276
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,480
That's what it says.

1277
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,520
That's a cool picture.

1278
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,720
Dude, that's actually really cool.

1279
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,600
Wait, this is how I'm gonna have like a visor,

1280
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,560
like a thing like an adventure helmet on like a motorcycle looks like it.

1281
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,080
Like an oh yeah.

1282
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:37,640
It's crazy.

1283
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,560
Those are trash.

1284
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,600
Your fucking stable diffusion is sucks.

1285
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,960
Your stable diffusion sucks.

1286
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,200
I want to like play a video though also.

1287
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,560
Okay, go ahead.

1288
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:52,840
It's funny.

1289
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,240
Go ahead.

1290
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,560
It might be kind of, I'm not going to play the whole thing.

1291
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,680
I'm trying to find a short one.

1292
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,560
Dude, I'm kind of mad that fucking there's another sprint.

1293
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,800
In Miami.

1294
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,200
Yeah.

1295
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:08,680
Why?

1296
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,360
Because sprints are stupid.

1297
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,000
But at least they get to change the car before the race is here.

1298
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,440
You know what? I had a theory.

1299
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,160
All right.

1300
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:15,960
What's your theory?

1301
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:16,840
Actually, I had a theory.

1302
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:17,320
Donald Trump.

1303
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:18,840
Go ahead.

1304
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,520
What if like hear me out.

1305
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,120
I'm not saying this is a great idea, but it might be a good idea.

1306
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:26,680
Maybe.

1307
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:34,360
What if in the top 10, you're in the top 10, right?

1308
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,400
We're talking about F1 again?

1309
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:35,720
Yeah.

1310
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,440
Okay, thank you.

1311
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,240
Sorry.

1312
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,600
So you're in the top 10.

1313
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,440
What if we're in the top 10?

1314
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,480
Oh, you're in the top 10.

1315
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,920
Fuck are you talking about?

1316
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,880
So you're in the top 10.

1317
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:45,240
In the race?

1318
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,120
Yeah.

1319
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,560
Just in the positioning wise.

1320
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,040
Quali?

1321
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,560
No, no, no.

1322
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,320
And during the race, this is during a race.

1323
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,360
It's like halfway through your top 10 and you feel hot.

1324
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,200
And you're like, I'm going to get points.

1325
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,920
But some shit might happen.

1326
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,240
No, this is just to like make the racing more awesome.

1327
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:01,960
Okay.

1328
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,240
Go ahead.

1329
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,600
What if so you're in 10th and you're like, I'm going to get a point.

1330
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:07,640
Yeah.

1331
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,720
And then yeah, it took a turn to the worst.

1332
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:09,960
Yeah.

1333
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,600
Yeah.

1334
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,560
Go ahead.

1335
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:17,880
So what it so in the top 10, you have to be within one second of the car ahead of you to get DRS.

1336
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:18,200
Correct.

1337
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,360
If you're outside, well, I guess you can sit at the detection zone.

1338
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,000
Yeah.

1339
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,960
At the detection zone.

1340
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:24,200
Correct.

1341
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,640
Outside of the top 10.

1342
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:27,960
Two seconds.

1343
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,160
You get unlimited DRS.

1344
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,360
Oh, just everybody in 11 through 20 gets to have their wing open whenever they want.

1345
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:36,840
Yes.

1346
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,680
So like every straight, they can open it.

1347
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:39,080
Yep.

1348
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,840
And then every corner, they can close it to get more downforce in the corner.

1349
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,120
No, no, no, no, no, like the only in the DRS zones, they can use it.

1350
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,800
Oh, you still have to be in the DRS zone.

1351
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,600
Still in the DRS zone.

1352
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,040
Okay.

1353
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,360
I'm actually down with that.

1354
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,680
Wouldn't that help the like maybe make it more close?

1355
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,520
It'd help them not fall away so quickly.

1356
00:48:59,240 --> 00:48:59,800
Yeah.

1357
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,600
I think it helps the like the lower teams to come up.

1358
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,560
But well, it would still just end up being like a 10 car train.

1359
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,840
So at the at the back, like way back from

1360
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,320
everybody else.

1361
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:09,720
Fuck it.

1362
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,200
Fuck it.

1363
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:12,520
Fuck it.

1364
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,240
More energy.

1365
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:16,440
Is it what we're here for is for fucking entertainment.

1366
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,000
All right.

1367
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:17,400
I agree.

1368
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,520
Am I am I right?

1369
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,320
You're right.

1370
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,120
Terry, when you're right, you're right.

1371
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,720
Let me propose this to the FIA.

1372
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:21,960
Okay.

1373
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,720
Here's the other video I wanted to play.

1374
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,640
Trump is actually farting in the courtroom.

1375
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:32,680
So Trump, Donald Trump is in a court case in New York right now.

1376
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,640
And there's been all this coverage, which is fucking insane that they're even covering

1377
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,680
this about how he's like ripping ass.

1378
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,840
And he's so he's sitting between his lawyers in the courtroom in New York and apparently

1379
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,040
he's just been ripping ass.

1380
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,200
Do they have a card on tape?

1381
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:46,760
I don't know.

1382
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,440
Donald Trump is actually Donald Trump's smoking.

1383
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,000
Oh, hold on.

1384
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:51,560
Listen, listen.

1385
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:52,840
I just want to read the title.

1386
00:49:53,800 --> 00:50:00,440
Donald Trump's Trump smoking out lawyers with but but but but but but but but but

1387
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,800
still unproven.

1388
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,560
Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it's very stinky.

1389
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:13,320
And it's a putrid odor in the courtroom and that Trump's lawyers are like repulsed by the scent

1390
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:13,960
and the smell.

1391
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,000
There is.

1392
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,760
I can't even believe we're doing this.

1393
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,160
There is.

1394
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:17,720
Wait.

1395
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:19,960
First of all, how do you like do this on the news?

1396
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:20,760
How is this news?

1397
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,800
Like, come on.

1398
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:22,280
What are we doing?

1399
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,440
Dude, we're talking about farts and shit like this all the time.

1400
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:28,680
No, but for like news to have any sense of credibility and the parts.

1401
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:36,120
I roll video and increasingly viral reports that Donald Trump is smoking out his

1402
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,360
lawyers with putrid flatulence.

1403
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,960
Sparts were talking about.

1404
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,320
I really want to see court.

1405
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:46,280
I really want to see the here to tell you the comments on this because some people come over

1406
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,960
ridiculous shit.

1407
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,840
It's extraordinarily titillating and salacious.

1408
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:55,800
It could explain a bunch of different things that are going on.

1409
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:02,120
It might be the real gag order you have for these claims about Trump's farting is Ben

1410
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,720
Micellas from Midas Touch.

1411
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,960
Now, I don't know, Ben, I have met.

1412
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:12,040
I met Brett Micellas when I was in D.C. meeting with the vice president and names here.

1413
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,200
So let's listen to what the claims are.

1414
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,280
Returning to the court proceedings as well.

1415
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:21,400
Maggie Haberman reports that Donald Trump continued to fall asleep during the proceedings

1416
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:21,720
as well.

1417
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,440
I mean, why not?

1418
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,320
He's falling asleep.

1419
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,120
No, here's the thing.

1420
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:29,160
The report is that he's like falling asleep and then as he's trying to sleep, he just rips.

1421
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:38,440
And you know, what I'm hearing from my sources as well is that, you know, and I'm hearing from

1422
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,600
credible sources who know what's going on in the courtroom.

1423
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:49,480
And what I'm hearing is, is that take it for what it's worth, but that Donald Trump is actually

1424
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,000
farting in the courtroom and that it's very ridiculous.

1425
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,600
I love this.

1426
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,240
I love this.

1427
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:55,720
I love this.

1428
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:59,240
Future odor in the courtroom and that Trump's lawyers fall like we close to.

1429
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,160
By the scent and the smell.

1430
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,440
And I'm not, I'm not just saying that to be like, oh, funny, funny.

1431
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:07,000
I'm actually, you know, we have good sources there.

1432
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:07,560
Yeah.

1433
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:13,560
And I'm hearing from actual credible people that as he's kind of falling asleep, he is

1434
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:20,280
actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.

1435
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,520
I love that line.

1436
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,160
Anyway, I just wanted to share that with the, with the folks.

1437
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,280
Does this make you happy, Terry?

1438
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:28,600
Yes.

1439
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,200
Hell yeah.

1440
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,320
Everything makes me happy.

1441
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,160
Shout out to fucking Trump for.

1442
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,120
Can you scroll down though?

1443
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:36,360
Scroll down.

1444
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:37,960
Scroll down.

1445
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:40,760
Oh, you want the comments?

1446
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,200
You should have just said, show me the comments.

1447
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:44,120
Let's see.

1448
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:49,480
If I, if you could bottle it, Trump supporters would buy it.

1449
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Trump is, Trump for Putin.

1450
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,040
Trump did threaten to make a big stink after I did the court.

1451
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:04,680
He's not farting.

1452
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:05,880
He's shitting himself.

1453
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,320
The EPA needs to get involved.

1454
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:14,680
Oh, odor in the order, odor in the court.

1455
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:15,240
That's good.

1456
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:15,720
That's good.

1457
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,240
It's retribution.

1458
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,920
Trump, the judge ganged him.

1459
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:21,960
So Trump is gang.

1460
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,440
Everyone is.

1461
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,320
He's so full of crap.

1462
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,160
He's stinking up the courtroom.

1463
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,120
That's just normal.

1464
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,800
Florida man charged with disruptive behavior in court.

1465
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,280
Oh yeah.

1466
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,200
It's pretty good.

1467
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,840
He must be real desperate, starting to use

1468
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,720
chemical and bio.

1469
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,120
Donald massive dumps.

1470
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,520
This is how he is.

1471
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,120
Trump is really showing that he's a real big ass baby.

1472
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:51,880
That's stupid.

1473
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,280
Can't be.

1474
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,360
I can't believe this is being discussed.

1475
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:56,920
Seriously.

1476
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,320
Wait, wait, wait.

1477
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,760
Is this how low we have gone gone in the United States?

1478
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,720
Trump's lawyers are fighting a two front war here.

1479
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,440
He's going to poop his pants.

1480
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,160
It's no matter.

1481
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,360
It's just a matter of time.

1482
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,440
We are talking six weeks on the trial load.

1483
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,560
Dude, imagine you're in court and you like have to stay there.

1484
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,800
Like and you're just sitting there while your lawyers are

1485
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,880
like making arguments and like you just have to take a fat

1486
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,160
shit like what are you supposed to do?

1487
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,040
Can you get up and leave?

1488
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,040
You have to be like, Hey, judge, listen, I've not done explode.

1489
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:35,000
I've been like it's gonna have it's gonna happen here or in the bathroom.

1490
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,000
Judge, I need 10 minute recess.

1491
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,400
You guys can keep debating.

1492
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,800
They run to the bathroom and you just echoes.

1493
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:46,840
Oh shit.

1494
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:49,640
All right, I'm done with this.

1495
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,040
That's great.

1496
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:50,760
I'm done with this.

1497
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:51,320
Just I wanted to.

1498
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:51,800
All right.

1499
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,480
Can you can you go to my videos?

1500
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:53,720
Sure.

1501
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:56,200
I just want to there's a video that was really funny to me.

1502
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,640
It's I don't know which one it is, but can you show me the

1503
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,480
like picture one?

1504
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:04,920
The one with all the squares.

1505
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,600
You're fucking weird.

1506
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,000
I know.

1507
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:11,720
I just can't.

1508
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:12,680
Oh, all the squares.

1509
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,640
Oh, it's all the squares.

1510
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,160
I need to find it.

1511
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:15,720
Where is it?

1512
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:20,440
I need to find it.

1513
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:21,560
You can go.

1514
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,960
Oh, it's the two to two 75.

1515
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:28,600
The one that has John Cena.

1516
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,560
I might take a break before you play all these.

1517
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,600
That's just why I just thought this one was really funny.

1518
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,880
John Cena.

1519
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,600
This is John.

1520
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,800
John Cena.

1521
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,920
This is John Cena.

1522
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,280
John Cena.

1523
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,680
Yeah.

1524
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,760
John Cena.

1525
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:45,160
Yeah.

1526
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,320
John Cena.

1527
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:47,720
Yeah.

1528
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:48,200
John Cena.

1529
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,680
This is John Cena giving you guys some inspiration.

1530
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,560
I'm not in your.

1531
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,560
Ass and come on your boobies.

1532
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,560
If you get stuck, please keep choking the fruity cock.

1533
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,600
And for the past few weeks, who you've been begging me to piss in your mouth

1534
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:13,400
and give your Cleveland steamer jack off and back off.

1535
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,600
And if you don't come to mouth, I'm a beach show ass.

1536
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:26,120
And no, no, I don't have balls, but I'm going to put my face on your boobies.

1537
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:26,440
Peace.

1538
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,000
Dude, this is something to throw back to like the M&M club chair pine last week.

1539
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,800
It's like a little wrap.

1540
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:34,040
Yeah.

1541
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:38,440
It's just like it's it's him when he was like.

1542
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,160
Thanks to.

1543
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:39,800
But he was.

1544
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,040
Yeah.

1545
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,720
When he before he'd be like he is now.

1546
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:43,000
I'm not in your ass.

1547
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,720
I'm on a night.

1548
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:50,920
I'm on a night in your ass.

1549
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,760
The way they clipped it together was like very.

1550
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,080
I'm not in your ass and come on your boobies.

1551
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,040
Come on your boobies.

1552
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,360
Dude, just the beginning of that is hysterical.

1553
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,400
I'm not in your ass and come on your boobies.

1554
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,440
The way he says boobies is hilarious.

1555
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,560
I'm going to cover your ass.

1556
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,640
If you get stuck, please keep choking the fruity.

1557
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,240
And for the past few weeks, you've been begging me to piss in your mouth.

1558
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,840
Give your Cleveland steamer.

1559
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:31,880
Jack off and back off.

1560
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,520
And if you don't come jack off back off.

1561
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:40,760
I'm going to beat your ass and no, no, I don't have balls, but I'm going to put my

1562
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,280
face on your boobies.

1563
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:44,840
Peace.

1564
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:46,360
Peace.

1565
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,080
Damn.

1566
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:49,480
Yeah.

1567
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:50,520
Yeah.

1568
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,800
That little kid over there in the far right.

1569
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,840
That's a goodie for you.

1570
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,920
It was it was to you for me.

1571
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,000
Oh, he's on a roller coaster or something.

1572
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,600
He loves this ride.

1573
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,920
My little brother's first time on Goofy's Sky School.

1574
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:10,360
The fuck?

1575
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,720
What is Goofy's Sky School?

1576
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,040
Don't know.

1577
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,360
Is that a ride at Disneyland or something?

1578
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:17,080
Probably.

1579
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:17,720
Never heard of it.

1580
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:20,680
Oh my god.

1581
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,280
No, what the fuck?

1582
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,440
Wait, he's going air protection?

1583
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:24,760
Yeah.

1584
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,760
I'm not going on this ride, never again.

1585
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,680
What the fuck did you put in this fucking ride?

1586
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:31,240
I don't know.

1587
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:33,240
Never remember, never.

1588
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:36,520
I almost went and shit myself.

1589
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:45,720
I love it.

1590
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:47,320
What?

1591
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,440
You put me on this fucking ride?

1592
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,560
I don't think I'm going to shit myself.

1593
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,480
What the fuck?

1594
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,560
I'm not going on this ride, never again.

1595
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,480
What the fuck did you put in this fucking ride?

1596
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,480
Never remember, never again.

1597
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,000
I almost went and shit myself.

1598
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,240
It is at Disneyland.

1599
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,400
Goofy's Sky School.

1600
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,720
We've never heard of this ride before.

1601
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,480
Oh, it's the California Adventures.

1602
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,920
Oh, the California Adventures?

1603
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,160
Yeah.

1604
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,000
I never heard of this before.

1605
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,400
It's a kid's ride.

1606
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,000
How the fuck is it scary to this kid?

1607
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,600
I think I've ridden this one before.

1608
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,880
Goofy's Sky School.

1609
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:33,880
Where is it?

1610
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,800
Is there like a map right there?

1611
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,280
Location.

1612
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:44,440
Is that in some long up here?

1613
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,320
Yeah, I've seen that.

1614
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,120
It's right there.

1615
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:48,920
You just clicked on it.

1616
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:49,880
That's it.

1617
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:50,440
That's right here?

1618
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:50,680
Yep.

1619
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,680
Oh, and then this is the Mickey roller coaster.

1620
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,840
Well, that's the incredible coaster.

1621
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,440
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1622
00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:59,640
So it's all the way in the back.

1623
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,200
Yep.

1624
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:00,680
Okay.

1625
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,720
Like where no one goes.

1626
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:02,520
Oh, damn.

1627
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,040
I never knew this existed.

1628
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,240
That's crazy, bro.

1629
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,440
That kid was not having it.

1630
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,000
It's like, why the fuck did you do this?

1631
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,760
It's not even that scary of a ride.

1632
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,720
Oh, my fucking...

1633
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,680
This is my favorite part.

1634
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,440
No, what the fuck?

1635
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:17,880
This part.

1636
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,960
I'm not going on this ride.

1637
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,520
Never again.

1638
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,440
Why the fuck did you put me on this ride?

1639
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,720
I'm never going on this ride again.

1640
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,240
Why the fuck did you put me on this ride?

1641
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,920
Oh, me on this ride?

1642
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,480
I know.

1643
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,760
I never went on this ride.

1644
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,320
Oh, man.

1645
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:29,960
Oh, man.

1646
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,400
Woo!

1647
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,720
I almost want to shit myself.

1648
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,840
I almost want to shit myself.

1649
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,960
I'm not going on this ride.

1650
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:40,760
Never again.

1651
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,360
Why the fuck did you put me on this ride?

1652
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,760
Dude, come on, man.

1653
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,240
That's great.

1654
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:45,960
Are we taking a little break?

1655
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:46,760
Yeah, we're taking a little break.

1656
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,120
All right, we're taking a little break, everybody.

1657
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:49,160
That's great.

1658
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:49,800
Good shit, brother.

1659
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:50,440
We back.

1660
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:52,280
Brax...

1661
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,840
Braxton swag pierce.

1662
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,840
Braxton swag pierce.

1663
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,520
Why the fuck did you put me on this fucking ride?

1664
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,440
Why the fuck did you put me on this fucking ride?

1665
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:09,880
I almost want to shit myself.

1666
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:11,880
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1667
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,320
Breaking news, breaking news.

1668
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:13,720
Uh-oh.

1669
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,160
Breaking.

1670
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:15,640
Breaking.

1671
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,280
What is it?

1672
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,320
It's about Adrian Newey.

1673
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:20,680
Confirmed?

1674
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,920
Adrian Newey is reported as a red boy.

1675
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,080
Reportedly, I want confirmation.

1676
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,280
Confirm?

1677
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:27,480
Confirm.

1678
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:27,880
Confirmation.

1679
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,520
Confirmation.

1680
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,160
Confirmation.

1681
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:29,320
Confirmation.

1682
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:29,880
Confirmation.

1683
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:30,680
Confirmation.

1684
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,240
All right.

1685
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:31,480
All right.

1686
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,280
Everybody knows about...

1687
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,960
But previous social media posts from his wife suggested

1688
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,400
his department may have been on the cards for some time.

1689
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,560
Already seen the wife shit.

1690
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:43,720
Amanda.

1691
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,520
His name Amanda.

1692
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,880
Her name is...

1693
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:47,960
Probably Amanda.

1694
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:48,360
I don't know.

1695
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:49,720
Some dude.

1696
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:50,360
It's Amanda.

1697
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,200
Shout out to Amanda.

1698
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:53,640
You know who you are.

1699
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,840
Shout out to Amanda.

1700
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:56,520
Shout out to Amanda.

1701
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:57,560
Shout out to Amanda.

1702
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,280
It says right here.

1703
01:01:59,320 --> 01:01:59,720
Newey...

1704
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,640
Newey and instead by...

1705
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:08,840
What?

1706
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,960
Back in January, there was a social media claims that

1707
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:15,480
the dominant RB 19 and this year's car, the RB 20,

1708
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,960
were not designed by Newey and instead by technical director,

1709
01:02:19,960 --> 01:02:21,000
Pierre O'Washay.

1710
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:21,560
O'Washay.

1711
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,200
O'Washay.

1712
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,000
O'Washay.

1713
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:23,720
O'Washay.

1714
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,040
Pierre O'Washay.

1715
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,080
So, Amanda and Newey responded on X.

1716
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,440
Absolute bullshit.

1717
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,360
Absolute bitches.

1718
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,400
Bullshit.

1719
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:38,680
I think I'm going to go with bullshit.

1720
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:44,040
Breaking news.

1721
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:44,840
That was breaking news.

1722
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,520
Oh, wait here.

1723
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:51,640
She posted back in March 23, 2024, Amanda stated and I quote,

1724
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:57,560
there should be a global organization or ombudsman?

1725
01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,800
Ombudsman?

1726
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,280
Ombudsman?

1727
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:08,200
Anyways, relegating journalistic content for accuracy and quality across all

1728
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:13,720
publications due to the prevalence of factuality and cred...

1729
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,360
Prevalence.

1730
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,160
Oh, prevalence.

1731
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:19,320
So factually incorrect or clickbait content.

1732
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,040
It has bothering me for a while now.

1733
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,040
I'm so pale.

1734
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:25,720
You're on it.

1735
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,320
Today's snow is crippling much of the Washington lowland.

1736
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,680
You know that part, you know that video?

1737
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:32,840
Yes.

1738
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,520
I'm so pale.

1739
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:37,800
I'm so pale.

1740
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:39,560
You're on it.

1741
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,920
Today's snow is crippling much of the Washington lowlands.

1742
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,320
D.D. Megadoodoo.

1743
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,600
I'm sorry.

1744
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,640
Mangoodoo.

1745
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,440
Once it's turned on, the sign will spell out deli cat eism.

1746
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:58,360
Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush our teeth pet just a little bit?

1747
01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,800
Certainly.

1748
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,120
It's going to be areas of dressed and mizzle,

1749
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:03,880
dressed and...

1750
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:04,840
What am I saying here?

1751
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,640
Mist and drizzle.

1752
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:06,760
I literally combined both.

1753
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,160
Goodness.

1754
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:08,680
Oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady.

1755
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:12,120
There's a man actually, Derek.

1756
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,600
I just kept hearing it.

1757
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,000
I was ducking and everything.

1758
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
I dropped my hot pocket.

1759
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,200
I got scared.

1760
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,400
I dropped my hot pocket.

1761
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,640
I'm just getting excited about that 69.

1762
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,960
I mean, that's pretty good this time of year, isn't it?

1763
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,920
I know you're excited about the wind, but I'm going with that 69.

1764
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,120
Over the last two years,

1765
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,560
hundreds have landed in the Summit County Medical Examiner's office.

1766
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,360
My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV.

1767
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,880
But now he's dead.

1768
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:44,040
We'll probably sit around and cook some soups

1769
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:47,080
and eat bread and desserts

1770
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,320
and just get all fat and sassy.

1771
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,400
All right.

1772
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,840
Anyway, that's an oldie.

1773
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,080
My brother used to cover it still on my TV.

1774
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,600
That's fucking crazy.

1775
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,640
Well, you can play any of them because I only...

1776
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,840
Just make sure the two that you played are the ones that you don't play again.

1777
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:03,880
Is he going to wash dishes?

1778
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,080
I don't know.

1779
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,120
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.

1780
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,400
I have the things I don't remember.

1781
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:10,200
I have the things I don't know.

1782
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,720
It's like normal with my videos.

1783
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,920
I watch them one time.

1784
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:15,720
Oh, it's a chick.

1785
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:16,680
This is short.

1786
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,000
It is.

1787
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,360
But she's opening.

1788
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,480
You know those biscuits in a can?

1789
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:22,440
No.

1790
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:24,360
Oh, yeah.

1791
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,320
Like biscuits in a can.

1792
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,800
Like a Pillsbury Doughboy thing.

1793
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,280
You pop it.

1794
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,360
It pops open.

1795
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,560
Well, she's about to...

1796
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,640
It's kind of like a can, but wrapped in cardboard shit.

1797
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,200
Yep.

1798
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:35,320
And she's about to experience it.

1799
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,040
She's battling with it.

1800
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,840
She's battling with it, but she's about to experience it.

1801
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:40,120
Uh-oh.

1802
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,440
It's going to go.

1803
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:43,000
It's going to go.

1804
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:45,640
Fuck!

1805
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:48,920
I just wasn't ready for that.

1806
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,080
Did it backfire and punch her in the face?

1807
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,560
I thought it was going to bang the window or shoot off to the side.

1808
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:53,800
Oh, no, dude.

1809
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:54,600
It got her good.

1810
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,000
She's like, wait, wait, wait.

1811
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,120
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

1812
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:58,440
What's up?

1813
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,240
The fuck is she wearing on her hands?

1814
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:01,640
Gloves.

1815
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:03,960
Why the fuck is she wearing like nitrile gloves?

1816
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:11,240
I don't know.

1817
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:11,640
Goddamn!

1818
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,840
I wish it would go a little longer and show like her in pain.

1819
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,560
Yeah.

1820
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,440
In her agony.

1821
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:20,040
That's crazy, dude.

1822
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:20,440
That's good.

1823
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:22,760
All right.

1824
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,040
This is a little kid.

1825
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,240
He's ready for baseball.

1826
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:25,880
He's playing baseball.

1827
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:27,240
Little kid playing baseball.

1828
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,200
He's ready for baseball.

1829
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,440
Not sure baseball is, but he's ready for this.

1830
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,560
Not sure baseball is ready for this kid.

1831
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:39,160
He's running.

1832
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:39,720
He's running.

1833
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:41,240
Oh, he's dancing.

1834
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:41,880
He's thrusting.

1835
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,280
Why is he dancing and thrusting?

1836
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:45,720
Oh, he's thrusting.

1837
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:47,560
Oh, shit.

1838
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,080
Dude, that dad just saved that kid's fucking head.

1839
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:51,800
Yeah, he did.

1840
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,200
What the hell was that?

1841
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:57,640
Dude, look at that.

1842
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,640
That kid was not paying attention.

1843
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,400
Dude, the dad acts quick.

1844
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:09,560
That kid would have got smashed.

1845
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,560
It may have come down and like hit him in the neck or something.

1846
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,000
Yeah, probably, but still.

1847
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:14,760
All right, continue.

1848
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:16,360
Continue.

1849
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:25,080
I dig it.

1850
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:33,880
I'm cool and at a ball and I'm looking for some action.

1851
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,160
But like big Jagger said, I can't get this kid's a baller.

1852
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,400
The girls are all around.

1853
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,040
The boy doesn't want to get with me.

1854
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,560
But they're at the fresh and I'm looking.

1855
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,520
This kid's dancing.

1856
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,200
I got the first and second.

1857
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:46,520
The girls.

1858
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,280
Oh, yeah, dude.

1859
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:50,920
All right, I like this shit.

1860
01:07:50,920 --> 01:08:02,360
I dig it.

1861
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:06,360
He's like dancing.

1862
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:10,840
Right?

1863
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,920
But like big Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction.

1864
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:18,040
The girls are all around.

1865
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,800
He's dancing on first second.

1866
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,000
Dude, I'm looking.

1867
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,600
There's an urgent care right across the street.

1868
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,240
What he's doing is he's looking at like his probably his mom is

1869
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,200
filming him and he knows.

1870
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,440
So he's like, do you get someone ever?

1871
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,080
She films him.

1872
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,640
Dude, if I was a baseball player, I'd be dancing all the time.

1873
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,080
Dude, imagine this guy, this kid rather grows up to be like

1874
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,440
really, really good in plays and like maintains this fuck around

1875
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:41,160
attitude.

1876
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,160
But it's like really good at playing, but then also fucks around

1877
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:43,960
to dances and shit.

1878
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,600
Dude, I would be great.

1879
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,440
If I was good at baseball, I would dance around.

1880
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:49,640
They need more people like this kid with this attitude, this

1881
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,800
vibe in fucking professional baseball.

1882
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,000
That would liven up the scene.

1883
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:53,560
I think so.

1884
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,840
That would bring in the fans.

1885
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:55,720
That'd bring in everybody.

1886
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,320
That'd bring in the fans like Caitlin Clark.

1887
01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:59,080
Like Caitlin Clark.

1888
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:00,840
She's bringing all the people.

1889
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:04,200
I've been watching a lot of videos on YouTube of like her like

1890
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:07,560
fucking drain in threes and she's fucking a savant.

1891
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,920
Yeah, dude.

1892
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:11,800
She's good as player and I was looking at because the NBA

1893
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,960
playoffs like I've had that shit in my feet too.

1894
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,600
This kid on LA Lakers, Austin Reeves.

1895
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:17,320
Have you seen this kid?

1896
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,440
Dude, it's like fucking going behind the back and like doing

1897
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:21,480
all kinds of crazy shit.

1898
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,440
He's like a street baller and he's like in the NBA now.

1899
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:25,720
He's fucking weird, dude.

1900
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,360
It's crazy.

1901
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,760
But then they're like, hold up, hold up.

1902
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,760
Like to go see her play against the storm.

1903
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:37,800
She plays twice and both tickets are sold out.

1904
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:41,080
No, it's like a hundred plus like a hundred plus dollars.

1905
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:41,960
Get that money.

1906
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:42,600
Get that money.

1907
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,920
Get that money, girl.

1908
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:48,680
Cause they know a like because most tickets are just $40.

1909
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,320
For NBA games.

1910
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:52,680
I mean, WNB games.

1911
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:57,640
Yeah, just 40 bucks, which is like hella cheap.

1912
01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,080
Here you go.

1913
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,520
This is this kid, Austin Reeves.

1914
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,360
Reeves going behind the hole.

1915
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:04,680
Damn.

1916
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,440
Austin Reeves is playing street ball in the NBA.

1917
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:13,160
Why not?

1918
01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:17,560
Why not?

1919
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,920
He's just like doing like street moves and shit.

1920
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,160
I think he's like really young too.

1921
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:27,960
Like he just came in.

1922
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,720
I mean, why not?

1923
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,640
Against Steph fucking Curry behind the back.

1924
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,320
I think draws the foul dude crazy.

1925
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,480
Like why not do this in the NBA?

1926
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:40,200
Who said that?

1927
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:40,760
Look at this shit.

1928
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,040
Who says you can't do this?

1929
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:44,520
Nobody.

1930
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:50,760
Cause the thing is, everybody's so used to playing as

1931
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:51,320
high and tight.

1932
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,520
Yeah.

1933
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:53,080
Yeah.

1934
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,120
Like they're not, they're not,

1935
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:56,680
they're afraid to do any of this.

1936
01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:07,080
But also it's good for him to do that just to make a name for himself.

1937
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:16,600
Create space.

1938
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:19,640
I'll see what he's averaging right now.

1939
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,760
I think he's like a backup guard or something right now.

1940
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,840
He's born in 1988.

1941
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:27,480
He's pretty young.

1942
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:34,280
Right now he's averaging 13 points.

1943
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:34,840
Wait, hold up.

1944
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:35,480
You guys see this?

1945
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,120
Oh, huh?

1946
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:42,360
Play.

1947
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:42,920
God damn it.

1948
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:44,680
Not this one.

1949
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,240
It's the next one.

1950
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,120
This one coming out.

1951
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:51,560
Watch.

1952
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,440
Oh.

1953
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:58,280
So right now he is averaging 13 points a game.

1954
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,920
His career high is 22.7 rebounds.

1955
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,760
Six steals or six assists.

1956
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,800
Two steals, one block.

1957
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:05,560
Yeah.

1958
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,200
I think it's like his, not his rookie season,

1959
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,720
but he's not been in league very long and he's like the backup guard or something for

1960
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,320
Lakers right now.

1961
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,560
Anyway, I was like watching videos.

1962
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:16,920
It's the second season.

1963
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:17,480
Second season.

1964
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:17,640
Okay.

1965
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,280
Yeah.

1966
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:22,600
He, his first season was with, I'm guessing with the Lakers, but I don't know.

1967
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:25,960
Austin Reeves.

1968
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,000
All right.

1969
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:27,400
Here you go.

1970
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,360
This is heavy metal.

1971
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:28,760
Oh, wait.

1972
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:32,680
Right now he's averaging 16 points per game.

1973
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:33,960
That's pretty good.

1974
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:38,360
And against Denver right now, but they're also losing to Denver.

1975
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,440
Oh, no, they won last night.

1976
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,640
Denver's fucking good, dude.

1977
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:45,480
Denver, I think Denver's got that big fucking service.

1978
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:46,280
I think they're supposed to win it all.

1979
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,280
They've got that big Serbian dude.

1980
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:48,840
Joke.

1981
01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:50,040
Joke.

1982
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:51,640
Joke.

1983
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:56,440
Jesus Christ.

1984
01:12:56,440 --> 01:13:00,120
Oh, by the way, this is heavy metal and a dude's taking a bat and he's about to bang it on a kick.

1985
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:07,800
Did you see what happened?

1986
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:12,680
By the way, when you, when you, when you smack something,

1987
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,280
Why are you doing this?

1988
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,280
You don't go straight at it.

1989
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:23,960
Is that a client?

1990
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:24,920
Why is he wearing a client?

1991
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:25,800
I don't know, dude.

1992
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,440
It's like I see P don't don't go straight at it.

1993
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:33,000
It's going to bounce right back at you and hit you in the head.

1994
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,840
This dude took it on the fucking.

1995
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:35,240
Hey, don't.

1996
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:37,400
Damn bro.

1997
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,200
I'm dying greatest home run call ever.

1998
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,760
Who is this?

1999
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,800
Oh, it's in Japan.

2000
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:53,800
This ball is long gone.

2001
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:59,800
Just like my ex-girlfriend who will never return home.

2002
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:10,600
This ball is long gone.

2003
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,600
That's man.

2004
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,600
Oh, yes.

2005
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:18,600
This is, did he go to Japan or something after he retired from the MLB?

2006
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:20,600
I think so.

2007
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:30,600
Yeah.

2008
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,920
Why is he casting in English when they're in Japan in front of a Japanese crowd?

2009
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:39,560
I don't know.

2010
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,680
Doesn't that seem weird to you?

2011
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:42,840
Kind of Japanese baseball is really weird.

2012
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,520
Why?

2013
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,560
Because it's like,

2014
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,520
he's not like the best player right now on the Dodgers from Japan.

2015
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,080
What's his name?

2016
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,080
He got like the big ass contract.

2017
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:51,560
Didn't he?

2018
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:52,520
Isn't he Japanese?

2019
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:53,080
Yeah.

2020
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,680
So like, don't the best players come from Japan?

2021
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,360
He's like a hybrid player.

2022
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,920
He can pitch and play the field.

2023
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:00,680
He pitches too?

2024
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:02,200
Wow.

2025
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:07,400
Then he can pitch with both hands, both arms.

2026
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:08,760
The fuck?

2027
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:10,280
No way.

2028
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:11,720
I think he's a switch pitcher.

2029
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,280
He's a pitcher?

2030
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,520
He's a pitcher and also plays the field.

2031
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,320
Oh, does he like hit well?

2032
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:20,680
Let's look what he's doing.

2033
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:21,640
That's crazy.

2034
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,440
It'd be one thing to switch hit, but to like switch pitch.

2035
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,200
I feel like that's insane.

2036
01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:28,360
Don't you?

2037
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:31,080
I don't know how you'd be able to do that.

2038
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:37,640
Let's see.

2039
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:41,960
I'm gonna nut in your ass and come on your boobies.

2040
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:45,800
Let's see.

2041
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,440
I can definitely tell that you're gonna be

2042
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:49,400
putting that on my something.

2043
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,860
I'm gonna nut in your ass and셨 fossil.

2044
01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:54,840
I'm gonna nut in your boobies

2045
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:10,120
and he gets some like fack contract

2046
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:10,520
and right-handed.

2047
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,000
Yeah.

2048
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:16,160
That's normal switch hitter, but not a switch pitcher. I think he's a switch pitcher too. No, no, no, no, no

2049
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:20,920
That's insane. I think he's a switch pitcher. I could be show he my ass out

2050
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,280
Show he oh Tani

2051
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,680
Switch pitcher

2052
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:35,680
Yeah

2053
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,760
Yeah

2054
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:47,360
Yeah, so Shawnee is a unique player who can successfully transition between pitching. Oh, it pitching and he's a switch as a switch pitcher

2055
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:54,760
Otani has demonstrated exceptional skill in both roles earning him numerous accolades and recognition in the baseball world pitching

2056
01:16:54,760 --> 01:17:02,760
Has been dominant force on the mound showing his impressive velocity control and movement his career era is three

2057
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:08,200
Three and has struck out 606 batters in a

2058
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:12,600
444.1 ending pitched. I

2059
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:19,400
Don't know what a good era is in baseball very low three is pretty good. Is it I?

2060
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,160
mean three is like

2061
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:26,640
That's your earn-run average so that how many points you give up

2062
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,640
Oh

2063
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:34,400
Oh, wow

2064
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:55,200
There's a new rule based on him the show you

2065
01:17:55,200 --> 01:18:01,800
Oh Tani rule which is allows a player to start a game as both a pitcher and a designated hitter and

2066
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,760
Then remain in the game as a designated here after being removed from the pitching role

2067
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:16,040
There you go, and he's he cheats they've changed the game form that's fucked up and he's

2068
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:18,600
29 years old Wow

2069
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,560
Then do the behemoth. He's a behemoth. Is he large?

2070
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,560
Throws left bats right

2071
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:30,880
Yeah, so he's not switch pitch. No, he's a switch hitter, but he's a switch pitcher to know he just pitches with a different hand than he

2072
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:36,120
Hits that doesn't make him a switch. He's a switch pitcher. You're fucking liar. You're so stupid

2073
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,840
Fuck you

2074
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:43,840
Oh, oh the devil

2075
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:13,640
The dad's trolling the mom no the dad's legit

2076
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:16,440
Laughing oh, yeah, he's trolling the mom

2077
01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:34,560
Yeah, and if you went downstairs in the basement and got a soda, what was the fucking rule?

2078
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,520
So if I want to play that again the thing is

2079
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:55,240
I like that if you take if you take a cold any drink out of the fridge, and there's warm ones out

2080
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,480
Make sure you replenish. Yeah

2081
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,660
And if you don't yeah, you're a fucking asshole

2082
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:07,900
Oh, you're supposed to take the cold the warm ones and fill it up after you

2083
01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:13,900
Yesterday why a million yesterday

2084
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:33,320
그래요

2085
01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:43,100
And if

2086
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:47,260
If you went downstairs in the basement and got a soda, what was the fucking rule?

2087
01:20:49,260 --> 01:20:51,260
You'd replenish.

2088
01:20:51,260 --> 01:20:52,260
Okay!

2089
01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:53,260
What the fuck?

2090
01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:55,260
Danny doesn't fucking replenish!

2091
01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:57,260
Danny doesn't fucking replenish, man.

2092
01:20:57,260 --> 01:20:58,260
What'd you do?

2093
01:20:58,260 --> 01:20:59,260
What would you do?

2094
01:20:59,260 --> 01:21:00,260
Why?

2095
01:21:00,260 --> 01:21:01,260
You would replenish.

2096
01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:05,260
Listen, I think it's a microcosm of more serious things.

2097
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:08,260
You fucking drive.

2098
01:21:08,260 --> 01:21:11,260
You're fucking replenish.

2099
01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:13,260
That ain't my kid.

2100
01:21:13,260 --> 01:21:16,260
It's a microcosm of more serious things.

2101
01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:19,260
Hell yeah, dude.

2102
01:21:19,260 --> 01:21:21,260
Hell yeah.

2103
01:21:21,260 --> 01:21:23,260
I like that one a lot.

2104
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:27,260
Just the way the fucking uncles on the phone or the dad of the kid is on the phone.

2105
01:21:27,260 --> 01:21:30,260
And he's like, you fucking replenish.

2106
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:32,260
Fucking Jewish family.

2107
01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:36,260
Fucking you ever watched the good old Jews.

2108
01:21:36,260 --> 01:21:37,260
Yeah.

2109
01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:39,260
You ever watch?

2110
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:40,260
Yeah, you like that shit.

2111
01:21:40,260 --> 01:21:41,260
You like the Jews?

2112
01:21:41,260 --> 01:21:42,260
Yeah.

2113
01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:43,260
That's funny.

2114
01:21:43,260 --> 01:21:47,260
What's that one show that teaches you how it's made?

2115
01:21:47,260 --> 01:21:48,260
How it's made.

2116
01:21:48,260 --> 01:21:50,260
Yeah, you remember watching how it's made?

2117
01:21:50,260 --> 01:21:58,260
So the dude that narrates how it's made redid it but on a different YouTube and it's him

2118
01:21:58,260 --> 01:22:02,260
being very sexual towards everything.

2119
01:22:02,260 --> 01:22:05,260
Or it sounds like a guy that sounds like him.

2120
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:06,260
Hugabees?

2121
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:07,260
Huh?

2122
01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:08,260
Hugabees?

2123
01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:09,260
Who's Hugabees?

2124
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:11,260
That's the guy?

2125
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:13,260
It could be.

2126
01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:16,260
Opening my secret vault.

2127
01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:20,260
Before we get started with this video, did you know that only 48%

2128
01:22:20,260 --> 01:22:21,260
Yep, I did.

2129
01:22:21,260 --> 01:22:27,260
We're about to see our six videos from my channel's history that I'd say are decent.

2130
01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:34,260
Is this the guy?

2131
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:37,260
Yeah.

2132
01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:40,260
Big G Moneyanus is...

2133
01:22:40,260 --> 01:22:42,260
He's making sexual shit?

2134
01:22:42,260 --> 01:22:43,260
Yeah.

2135
01:22:43,260 --> 01:22:44,260
Yeah.

2136
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,260
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2137
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:47,260
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2138
01:22:47,260 --> 01:22:52,260
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2139
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2140
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2141
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2142
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2143
01:23:03,260 --> 01:23:06,260
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2144
01:23:06,260 --> 01:23:09,260
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2145
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2146
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2147
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2148
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2149
01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:26,260
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2150
01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:29,260
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2151
01:23:29,260 --> 01:23:32,260
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2152
01:23:32,260 --> 01:23:34,260
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2153
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:35,260
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2154
01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:37,260
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2155
01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:39,260
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2156
01:23:39,260 --> 01:23:42,260
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2157
01:23:42,260 --> 01:23:44,260
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2158
01:23:44,260 --> 01:23:45,260
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2159
01:23:45,260 --> 01:23:49,260
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2160
01:23:49,260 --> 01:23:52,260
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2161
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:55,260
but that gallon of milk is a guilty motherfucker.

2162
01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:58,260
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2163
01:23:58,260 --> 01:23:59,260
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2164
01:23:59,260 --> 01:24:03,260
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2165
01:24:03,260 --> 01:24:07,260
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2166
01:24:07,260 --> 01:24:12,260
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2167
01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:14,260
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2168
01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:23,260
Wow.

2169
01:24:23,260 --> 01:24:26,260
This wasn't it, but yeah.

2170
01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:29,260
See, this is like the types of shit where he's making his old shit.

2171
01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:36,260
I'm Grover Cleveland, and I became president to mess with your railroad corruptions.

2172
01:24:36,260 --> 01:24:39,260
But anyways, you can go back to the video that was supposed to be played, not this.

2173
01:24:39,260 --> 01:24:40,260
Okay.

2174
01:24:40,260 --> 01:24:41,260
You brought it up.

2175
01:24:41,260 --> 01:24:43,260
Uh, what is this?

2176
01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:44,260
Bread on a sieve thing?

2177
01:24:44,260 --> 01:24:45,260
Yeah.

2178
01:24:45,260 --> 01:24:46,260
Bread.

2179
01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:47,260
Sandwich.

2180
01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:48,260
An assembly line sandwich.

2181
01:24:48,260 --> 01:24:49,260
Well, it's not the same person, but it's-

2182
01:24:49,260 --> 01:24:51,260
This is bread on an assembly line.

2183
01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,260
Sandwich.

2184
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:54,260
A jizz of mayonnaise is required.

2185
01:24:54,260 --> 01:24:58,260
Oh, man, I wanted to see more of the assembly line.

2186
01:24:58,260 --> 01:24:59,260
Fuck.

2187
01:24:59,260 --> 01:25:04,260
Is that like a technical industry term?

2188
01:25:04,260 --> 01:25:10,260
Like, did we take that, or was that- like, who used that term first?

2189
01:25:10,260 --> 01:25:11,260
Yeah.

2190
01:25:11,260 --> 01:25:12,260
I just like the jizz of-

2191
01:25:12,260 --> 01:25:13,260
A jizz of mayonnaise.

2192
01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:14,260
A jizz of mayonnaise.

2193
01:25:14,260 --> 01:25:15,260
That's so satisfying watching that.

2194
01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:17,260
No, just- if you want to look up-

2195
01:25:17,260 --> 01:25:18,260
I want to see that.

2196
01:25:18,260 --> 01:25:20,260
I just look up how it's made sandwich meme.

2197
01:25:20,260 --> 01:25:22,260
How it's made sandwich.

2198
01:25:22,260 --> 01:25:24,260
How it's made sandwich meme.

2199
01:25:24,260 --> 01:25:29,260
Or like, inappropriate type that in or something.

2200
01:25:29,260 --> 01:25:33,260
Oh, it's made sandwich meme.

2201
01:25:33,260 --> 01:25:34,260
Yeah.

2202
01:25:34,260 --> 01:25:37,260
I think that-

2203
01:25:37,260 --> 01:25:41,260
It's more of a parody.

2204
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:46,260
This one?

2205
01:25:46,260 --> 01:25:47,260
Yeah, but go back.

2206
01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:50,260
Go back to where you were before, so go back.

2207
01:25:50,260 --> 01:25:55,260
Do the second one.

2208
01:25:55,260 --> 01:26:06,260
Sandwiches start their life off as bread, which must be slapped around a bit to ensure that they are using boneless bread to avoid babies choking on the bones.

2209
01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:12,260
The bread is sent down a conveyor belt, where each slice is then segregated due to their religion.

2210
01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:16,260
The atheist bread is smeared with butter, as a mark of disrespect.

2211
01:26:16,260 --> 01:26:21,260
A machine then tries to paint the American flag on every slice of bread with its cum.

2212
01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:27,260
It does a really bad job of it because it's very un-American and was actually made in China.

2213
01:26:27,260 --> 01:26:34,260
Next, the angriest worker in the factory hatefully deposits a handful of cheese that's been screamed at for three hours on top of the scale.

2214
01:26:34,260 --> 01:26:35,260
Look at him, he's so lazy.

2215
01:26:35,260 --> 01:26:36,260
Just go back, go back.

2216
01:26:36,260 --> 01:26:37,260
He's just like putting it right in the middle.

2217
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,260
Go back.

2218
01:26:38,260 --> 01:26:40,260
Before it receives essential massage.

2219
01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:41,260
I like this.

2220
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:51,260
Gurders of dog food are positioned on a machine that turns the gelatinous logs of yogurt meat into what some people call ham.

2221
01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:57,260
The sliced pieces of sweaty ham are then taken and mailed to the sandwich line.

2222
01:26:57,260 --> 01:27:04,260
Slices of ham are folded into little meat tortillas and sat on top of the already traumatized cheese.

2223
01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:06,260
Next, segregation is over.

2224
01:27:06,260 --> 01:27:08,260
Dude, this sandwich is bullshit.

2225
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:11,260
It's like one piece of fucking meat on it.

2226
01:27:11,260 --> 01:27:12,260
Oh yeah, it's like two slices of meat.

2227
01:27:12,260 --> 01:27:16,260
The bread finally put aside their religious differences and lie on top of each other romantically.

2228
01:27:16,260 --> 01:27:19,260
You know what's really weird about this is that they're wearing no gloves.

2229
01:27:19,260 --> 01:27:20,260
It's just getting touched.

2230
01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:22,260
It's just getting manhandled by fucking.

2231
01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:24,260
Stacked and sent to the sandwich toll booth.

2232
01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:28,260
If a sandwich doesn't have the money, it will be refused entry.

2233
01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:29,260
Oh, it's a double-decker sandwich.

2234
01:27:29,260 --> 01:27:31,260
Turned into a life of crime instead.

2235
01:27:31,260 --> 01:27:38,260
Orange rubber bands safely contain a bread knife, which a man jerks off at 1,000 RPM.

2236
01:27:38,260 --> 01:27:41,260
Dude, those sandwiches are such bullshit.

2237
01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:42,260
Where are they going?

2238
01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:43,260
Who's making these sandwiches?

2239
01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:45,260
Go back to this one.

2240
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,260
No, no, no, no.

2241
01:27:46,260 --> 01:27:49,260
Go to the one that says, ah, you motherfucker.

2242
01:27:49,260 --> 01:27:51,260
Sandwiches start their life off as...

2243
01:27:51,260 --> 01:27:54,260
Go to the one that says how it's made parody.

2244
01:27:54,260 --> 01:27:55,260
On the right.

2245
01:27:55,260 --> 01:27:56,260
On the right.

2246
01:27:56,260 --> 01:27:57,260
This one?

2247
01:27:57,260 --> 01:27:59,260
Where it says butt say underscore.

2248
01:27:59,260 --> 01:28:00,260
This one.

2249
01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:01,260
That one.

2250
01:28:01,260 --> 01:28:04,260
Lasagna was made in 2013 by my mom.

2251
01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:08,260
She saw a recipe online for lasagna on Facebook.

2252
01:28:08,260 --> 01:28:12,260
No one knows when it was really invented, but historians think it was definitely...

2253
01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:14,260
I think this might be the actual one.

2254
01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:16,260
The name lasagna comes from the creator's name.

2255
01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:17,260
This is the sandwich one?

2256
01:28:17,260 --> 01:28:18,260
No, no, no.

2257
01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:19,260
The thing...

2258
01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:20,260
Okay.

2259
01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:21,260
Go over to the right.

2260
01:28:21,260 --> 01:28:22,260
Go to the right.

2261
01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:23,260
Go to the right.

2262
01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:26,260
Go to the one that says how it's made.

2263
01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:28,260
And then right click it.

2264
01:28:28,260 --> 01:28:30,260
Open a new tab.

2265
01:28:30,260 --> 01:28:32,260
Play it like...

2266
01:28:32,260 --> 01:28:36,260
What you're trying to get to is the guy that sounds like the guy from how it's made.

2267
01:28:36,260 --> 01:28:38,260
I don't know what he sounds like.

2268
01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:39,260
All those layers of flavor.

2269
01:28:39,260 --> 01:28:40,260
Just like that.

2270
01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:41,260
This guy?

2271
01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:42,260
Yeah.

2272
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:48,260
Ruffled flat noodles define lasagna.

2273
01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:49,260
They give it structure.

2274
01:28:49,260 --> 01:28:50,260
So now pause it.

2275
01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:52,260
That's who the parody guy you're trying to look for.

2276
01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:53,260
I don't know.

2277
01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:54,260
You tell me what to do.

2278
01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:55,260
I get that.

2279
01:28:55,260 --> 01:28:56,260
I'm trying to find him.

2280
01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:57,260
That's what I'm trying to do.

2281
01:28:57,260 --> 01:28:58,260
Is it bugsy?

2282
01:28:58,260 --> 01:28:59,260
So go up.

2283
01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:00,260
But can I just go to this channel?

2284
01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:01,260
Yeah, sure.

2285
01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:02,260
Is this the guy?

2286
01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:03,260
I don't know.

2287
01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:04,260
No.

2288
01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:27,260
It's close.

2289
01:29:35,260 --> 01:29:38,260
It's a bunch of parodies.

2290
01:29:38,260 --> 01:29:40,260
It's all it is.

2291
01:29:40,260 --> 01:29:42,260
This is a parody.

2292
01:29:42,260 --> 01:29:44,260
What you're looking for is like...

2293
01:29:53,260 --> 01:29:56,260
If you find the right one, you can just go to where it says...

2294
01:29:56,260 --> 01:29:57,260
A jizz of...

2295
01:29:57,260 --> 01:30:04,260
That same day.

2296
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260
That's right.

2297
01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,260
There's at least six.

2298
01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:09,260
Including an exotic new flavor called ham.

2299
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:13,260
Which must be slapped around a bit to ensure that they are using boneless bread.

2300
01:30:13,260 --> 01:30:15,260
This is the one we just watched.

2301
01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:16,260
Yeah, just longs.

2302
01:30:16,260 --> 01:30:21,260
The bread is sent down a conveyor belt where each slice is then segregated due to their

2303
01:30:21,260 --> 01:30:22,260
religion.

2304
01:30:22,260 --> 01:30:26,260
The atheist bread is smeared with butter.

2305
01:30:26,260 --> 01:30:31,260
The bread is then positioned precisely using another machine.

2306
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:36,260
Because the last one didn't do its job right and is on its last chance to get its shit

2307
01:30:36,260 --> 01:30:37,260
together.

2308
01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:41,260
Four machines took over.

2309
01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:47,260
The sandwiches are picked up and shoved into tiny boxes, triggering their claustrophobia.

2310
01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:51,260
They're soon sealed shut before the workers can hear them scream.

2311
01:30:51,260 --> 01:30:52,260
Okay.

2312
01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:53,260
All right.

2313
01:30:53,260 --> 01:30:57,260
But yeah, the voice that you're looking for is...

2314
01:30:57,260 --> 01:30:59,260
The voice that you're looking for.

2315
01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:03,260
The voice that you're looking for that makes it, if the funnier one is the original kind

2316
01:31:03,260 --> 01:31:04,260
of dude.

2317
01:31:04,260 --> 01:31:05,260
Go back.

2318
01:31:05,260 --> 01:31:09,260
Go to the beginning.

2319
01:31:09,260 --> 01:31:11,260
A jizz of mayonnaise is required.

2320
01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:12,260
That's the voice that you're looking for.

2321
01:31:12,260 --> 01:31:14,260
Well, I can't find it.

2322
01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:15,260
Neither can you.

2323
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:17,260
You should know what his name is.

2324
01:31:17,260 --> 01:31:18,260
I don't know his name.

2325
01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:21,260
I know you should know what it is.

2326
01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:25,260
Apparently, ice football is a thing.

2327
01:31:25,260 --> 01:31:26,260
Really?

2328
01:31:26,260 --> 01:31:28,260
Like American football on ice?

2329
01:31:28,260 --> 01:31:30,260
Nah, it's just soccer.

2330
01:31:30,260 --> 01:31:32,260
I think it's a different country, but go for it.

2331
01:31:32,260 --> 01:31:33,260
It's over.

2332
01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:34,260
There it is.

2333
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:36,260
Yeah, American football on ice.

2334
01:31:36,260 --> 01:31:37,260
That's what this is.

2335
01:31:37,260 --> 01:31:38,260
It's over.

2336
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:40,260
A little bit of a big one.

2337
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:42,260
With the touchstone.

2338
01:31:42,260 --> 01:31:43,260
Dude.

2339
01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:47,260
This is a great way for someone to fucking die.

2340
01:31:47,260 --> 01:31:48,260
Oh yeah.

2341
01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:50,260
Slip and smash your head.

2342
01:31:50,260 --> 01:31:57,260
I mean, they got helmets on, but like, goddamn.

2343
01:31:57,260 --> 01:32:00,260
I can't believe they can do anything.

2344
01:32:00,260 --> 01:32:03,260
Wait, why don't they give him like ice skates?

2345
01:32:03,260 --> 01:32:05,260
I think it's a German.

2346
01:32:05,260 --> 01:32:08,260
See, he's flipping someone off.

2347
01:32:08,260 --> 01:32:10,260
That is taunting.

2348
01:32:10,260 --> 01:32:12,260
That is taunting.

2349
01:32:12,260 --> 01:32:15,260
Oh, he overspiked it.

2350
01:32:15,260 --> 01:32:19,260
Overhiked it.

2351
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:21,260
Can they just throw whatever they want?

2352
01:32:21,260 --> 01:32:23,260
It's like football.

2353
01:32:23,260 --> 01:32:25,260
Oh, he broke the tackle.

2354
01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:27,260
The quarterback, he's still on the line.

2355
01:32:27,260 --> 01:32:31,260
Total, he doesn't work as a quarterback.

2356
01:32:31,260 --> 01:32:36,260
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?

2357
01:32:36,260 --> 01:32:39,260
Wait, is that my opinion, actually?

2358
01:32:39,260 --> 01:32:46,260
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?

2359
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:50,260
So, you just wanted it for the German.

2360
01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:55,260
Axelstein, Axelstein, touchdown for the Wessys.

2361
01:32:55,260 --> 01:33:00,260
They're building the lead from 1912 and the point on the touchdown.

2362
01:33:00,260 --> 01:33:02,260
What's going on here?

2363
01:33:02,260 --> 01:33:04,260
Wow.

2364
01:33:04,260 --> 01:33:05,260
That's pretty good.

2365
01:33:05,260 --> 01:33:06,260
That's good, dude.

2366
01:33:06,260 --> 01:33:12,260
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?

2367
01:33:12,260 --> 01:33:18,260
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?

2368
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:22,260
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?

2369
01:33:22,260 --> 01:33:23,260
What is he saying?

2370
01:33:23,260 --> 01:33:30,260
Is that my opinion, correct, actually, in the role of Peter?

2371
01:33:30,260 --> 01:33:34,260
That's great.

2372
01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:38,260
Oh, come on!

2373
01:33:38,260 --> 01:33:41,260
That's fantastic.

2374
01:33:41,260 --> 01:33:45,260
We have some bad words she said that with all her heart

2375
01:33:47,380 --> 01:33:49,380
She's cusses probably

2376
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:03,220
Audrey

2377
01:34:03,620 --> 01:34:05,620
Juicy fucking pickle

2378
01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:10,220
But she just dip it in the pickle juice, yeah

2379
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:25,060
Yummy juicy fucking juicy fucking pickle that's great shout to the kids

2380
01:34:25,060 --> 01:34:29,700
Can't go can't go you say fucking pickle

2381
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:35,980
Fucking pick she really is this is like if it says on that fucking fucking pickle

2382
01:34:37,060 --> 01:34:39,060
fucking

2383
01:34:39,060 --> 01:34:41,060
Show title

2384
01:34:41,060 --> 01:34:43,060
Yes fucking

2385
01:34:43,660 --> 01:34:45,660
Pickle fucking

2386
01:34:45,660 --> 01:34:48,820
I love this what is it a juicy?

2387
01:34:49,940 --> 01:34:51,940
fucking

2388
01:34:51,940 --> 01:34:59,700
Juicy fucking pickle all right show title juicy fucking pickle yummy juicy fucking pickle

2389
01:35:01,780 --> 01:35:05,680
Wow, we're vulgar that's crazy vulgar vulgar

2390
01:35:07,180 --> 01:35:09,180
Yummy juicy fucking pickle

2391
01:35:11,580 --> 01:35:15,180
Yummy juicy fucking

2392
01:35:16,620 --> 01:35:18,620
Pickle I

2393
01:35:18,620 --> 01:35:25,240
Can't believe this is gonna be a hit title whatever of course it is of course it course it you yummy juicy fucking pickle

2394
01:35:29,460 --> 01:35:33,220
Shout out to the kids. They are the hope of the next generation

2395
01:35:35,780 --> 01:35:39,260
Poor mustard and you're on a baseball cake lately, huh?

2396
01:35:39,260 --> 01:35:48,020
This is the season it is what it fucking is like this they're running its ketchup mustard. It's all the condiments running look at mustard

2397
01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:53,980
Off to the right. Oh, did I used to love like going to the baseball game and like watching shit like this like growing up like younger?

2398
01:35:53,980 --> 01:35:56,620
Yeah, they would do all this fucking seven anything shetcha all the

2399
01:35:56,940 --> 01:36:01,980
Characters would get in fucking suits and they would run down from the outfield to the home plate or area or whatever

2400
01:36:01,980 --> 01:36:07,420
Yeah, but this one's losing their pants. So this one is a mustard to give versus ketchup. Yeah, mustard versus ketchup

2401
01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:10,300
mustard off to the oh and relish. Yeah

2402
01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:17,820
Races, but all of a sudden loses his pants. Oh, no, his ankles. He has no chance to catch

2403
01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:22,500
I was gonna just figure it out

2404
01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:25,740
That's sad

2405
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:31,540
Look at mustard off to the races, but did mustard coat totally fucking won that shit if the pants hadn't come down

2406
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:33,540
Yeah, dude. He fucked up

2407
01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:38,460
It's a fall down like a loses his pants down around his ankles

2408
01:36:38,620 --> 01:36:41,780
He has no chance to that's like

2409
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:44,300
losing his catch up losing the shoes

2410
01:36:46,020 --> 01:36:47,940
Oh, you're right. You're right

2411
01:36:47,940 --> 01:36:53,820
Just relish fucking sucks that they'll fucking chance to catch up like they were beatable both of them are fucking beatable

2412
01:36:53,820 --> 01:37:00,060
Oh, yeah, a hundred percent. They're both beatable had money on had money on a muster to be fucked me come mustard come mustard

2413
01:37:00,060 --> 01:37:04,540
Home Depot. I love Home Depot. No, it's a Lowe's

2414
01:37:07,740 --> 01:37:09,740
Fuck you

2415
01:37:10,420 --> 01:37:13,620
This Lowe's is it's not the blue sign. Okay, hold up

2416
01:37:17,140 --> 01:37:19,140
You guys it's got the blue

2417
01:37:19,940 --> 01:37:22,180
Dude has a cone like a slow safety cone

2418
01:37:22,180 --> 01:37:29,180
He's farting into it. Oh

2419
01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:58,740
See this is the kind of shit that it's like obviously it's like normal people talk about in love

2420
01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:03,740
Then it's funny and is great. Yeah, so why not talk about it with Trump? Yeah, shut up. It's just a real world

2421
01:38:03,740 --> 01:38:07,700
So we care about all right. No, just go back cuz you're missing the

2422
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:18,700
Go

2423
01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:36,700
Oh, no.

2424
01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:37,700
That was you?

2425
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:38,700
Oh, hell no.

2426
01:38:38,700 --> 01:38:41,700
Okay, continue, continue.

2427
01:38:41,700 --> 01:38:42,700
Fuck me.

2428
01:38:42,700 --> 01:38:43,700
Oh, God.

2429
01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:44,700
That was you?

2430
01:38:44,700 --> 01:38:49,700
No, hell no.

2431
01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:51,700
Is that lady walked by?

2432
01:38:51,700 --> 01:38:53,700
That was you.

2433
01:38:53,700 --> 01:38:54,700
That was me.

2434
01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:56,700
That was a big old fart.

2435
01:38:56,700 --> 01:39:09,700
That guy didn't even fucking say anything.

2436
01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:16,700
Keep going.

2437
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:19,700
Keep going.

2438
01:39:19,700 --> 01:39:41,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2439
01:39:41,700 --> 01:39:57,700
I think so.

2440
01:39:57,700 --> 01:40:24,700
That first one got you, huh?

2441
01:40:24,700 --> 01:40:31,700
That was you.

2442
01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:35,700
That was you, wasn't it?

2443
01:40:35,700 --> 01:40:39,700
Well, no, and this is one of the good ones because it's a reaction.

2444
01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:44,700
And if people just like ignore it, it's not funny.

2445
01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:45,700
Oh, God.

2446
01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:47,700
That was you?

2447
01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:49,700
That was you?

2448
01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:51,700
Is that lady walked by?

2449
01:40:51,700 --> 01:40:56,700
Yeah, it was me.

2450
01:40:56,700 --> 01:40:58,700
That was you?

2451
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:01,700
Hold up.

2452
01:41:01,700 --> 01:41:03,700
Oh, God.

2453
01:41:03,700 --> 01:41:05,700
That was you?

2454
01:41:05,700 --> 01:41:06,700
That was you?

2455
01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:07,700
That's also a show title contender.

2456
01:41:07,700 --> 01:41:08,700
Oh, God.

2457
01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:09,700
Oh, God.

2458
01:41:09,700 --> 01:41:10,700
That was you?

2459
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:11,700
That was you?

2460
01:41:11,700 --> 01:41:12,700
Oh, God.

2461
01:41:12,700 --> 01:41:13,700
That was you?

2462
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:14,700
No.

2463
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:15,700
Hell no.

2464
01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:17,700
Hell no.

2465
01:41:17,700 --> 01:41:20,700
Actually, this might be a title too.

2466
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:22,700
Me ignoring the red flags.

2467
01:41:22,700 --> 01:41:23,700
Is that an F1 thing?

2468
01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:24,700
It's an F1 thing.

2469
01:41:24,700 --> 01:41:25,700
No, it's not an F1 thing.

2470
01:41:25,700 --> 01:41:28,700
It's a kid on a swing set thing.

2471
01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:30,700
What does it say?

2472
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:32,700
Connection is fun.

2473
01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:33,700
Connection is fun.

2474
01:41:33,700 --> 01:41:34,700
That's it.

2475
01:41:34,700 --> 01:41:44,700
That's what that says.

2476
01:41:44,700 --> 01:41:45,700
You're right.

2477
01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,700
That's a show title.

2478
01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:48,700
Connection is fun.

2479
01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:49,700
Connection is fun.

2480
01:41:49,700 --> 01:41:50,700
That's fun.

2481
01:41:50,700 --> 01:41:52,700
It's on swing sets.

2482
01:41:52,700 --> 01:41:59,700
On the other side of the swing set, the child is reading cocaine as connection is fun.

2483
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:04,700
Are you ready?

2484
01:42:04,700 --> 01:42:06,700
Connection is fun or cocaine is fun?

2485
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:08,700
No, connection, because that's what she said.

2486
01:42:08,700 --> 01:42:09,700
That's the funny part.

2487
01:42:09,700 --> 01:42:15,700
Connection is fun.

2488
01:42:15,700 --> 01:42:16,700
Continue.

2489
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:17,700
Jesus Christ.

2490
01:42:17,700 --> 01:42:19,700
You played again.

2491
01:42:19,700 --> 01:42:20,700
It's actually really funny.

2492
01:42:20,700 --> 01:42:21,700
Second time too.

2493
01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:22,700
Played again.

2494
01:42:22,700 --> 01:42:23,700
What is it?

2495
01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:24,700
I need a fucking drink.

2496
01:42:24,700 --> 01:42:25,700
What did it say?

2497
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:27,700
Connection is fun.

2498
01:42:27,700 --> 01:42:28,700
Connection is fun.

2499
01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:29,700
That's it.

2500
01:42:29,700 --> 01:42:30,700
That's what that says.

2501
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:31,700
That's it.

2502
01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:32,700
That's what that says.

2503
01:42:32,700 --> 01:42:37,700
So when you're on about everybody and your child says, what is that?

2504
01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:38,700
What is that?

2505
01:42:38,700 --> 01:42:40,700
You say connection is fun.

2506
01:42:40,700 --> 01:42:42,700
You don't say cocaine.

2507
01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:43,700
You say connection.

2508
01:42:43,700 --> 01:42:44,700
God damn.

2509
01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:45,700
Life hack.

2510
01:42:45,700 --> 01:42:46,700
God damn.

2511
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:50,700
Just the parents reaction.

2512
01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:51,700
That's right.

2513
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:52,700
That's right.

2514
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:53,700
Connection is fun.

2515
01:42:53,700 --> 01:42:54,700
Connection is fun.

2516
01:42:54,700 --> 01:42:55,700
Connection is fun.

2517
01:42:55,700 --> 01:42:56,700
That's it.

2518
01:42:56,700 --> 01:42:57,700
That's what that says.

2519
01:42:57,700 --> 01:42:58,700
That's what that says.

2520
01:42:58,700 --> 01:42:59,700
That's it.

2521
01:42:59,700 --> 01:43:07,700
This one is just like, you have to read it, but it's John Travolta eating a hot dog.

2522
01:43:07,700 --> 01:43:08,700
It's baby John Travolta.

2523
01:43:08,700 --> 01:43:09,700
Yeah.

2524
01:43:09,700 --> 01:43:10,700
But you just have to-

2525
01:43:10,700 --> 01:43:15,700
Me on the way to the gender neutral bathroom to take the biggest she it of my life.

2526
01:43:15,700 --> 01:43:16,700
She slash.

2527
01:43:16,700 --> 01:43:17,700
Of my life.

2528
01:43:17,700 --> 01:43:18,700
God damn, Terry.

2529
01:43:18,700 --> 01:43:19,700
But you got some good shit.

2530
01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:20,700
I know.

2531
01:43:20,700 --> 01:43:21,700
Oh, he's eating pizza.

2532
01:43:21,700 --> 01:43:26,700
You're doing to take the biggest shit of my life.

2533
01:43:26,700 --> 01:43:31,700
I'm a dancer.

2534
01:43:31,700 --> 01:43:36,700
I'm a dancer.

2535
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:38,700
I can't love when I get high

2536
01:43:38,700 --> 01:43:39,700
I can't love when I get high

2537
01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:41,700
You're gonna have to take the biggest shit in it

2538
01:43:41,700 --> 01:43:42,700
That's a way to our paper

2539
01:43:42,700 --> 01:43:43,700
Oh, my life

2540
01:43:43,700 --> 01:43:44,700
That's a way to our paper

2541
01:43:44,700 --> 01:43:45,700
I can't just stand and

2542
01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:46,700
I'm gonna die right

2543
01:43:46,700 --> 01:43:47,700
That's a way to our paper

2544
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:48,700
I can't do this anymore

2545
01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:49,700
No, don't worry

2546
01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:52,700
That's a great fucking caption right there

2547
01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:54,700
There you go

2548
01:43:54,700 --> 01:43:55,700
Jesus Christ

2549
01:43:55,700 --> 01:43:57,700
Alright, last video

2550
01:43:57,700 --> 01:44:00,700
Oh, fast food

2551
01:44:00,700 --> 01:44:02,700
Others in the car

2552
01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:04,700
What are they doing in the car?

2553
01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:05,700
I don't remember this

2554
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:07,700
She got a spray or some shit?

2555
01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:08,700
Looks like a...

2556
01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:10,700
What's a spray?

2557
01:44:10,700 --> 01:44:12,700
It's a kid screaming in the back

2558
01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:15,700
Let me out and let me shit

2559
01:44:15,700 --> 01:44:16,700
Yeah

2560
01:44:16,700 --> 01:44:17,700
Yeah

2561
01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:24,700
Forget about this, let me shit my pants

2562
01:44:24,700 --> 01:44:26,700
Hell yeah, dude

2563
01:44:26,700 --> 01:44:27,700
Just forget about it

2564
01:44:27,700 --> 01:44:30,700
Let me out and let me shit

2565
01:44:30,700 --> 01:44:35,700
Or forget about this, let me shit my pants

2566
01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:36,700
Dude

2567
01:44:36,700 --> 01:44:39,700
Dude, you know what I think I would have made this better?

2568
01:44:39,700 --> 01:44:41,700
Is like here

2569
01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:42,700
Forget about it

2570
01:44:42,700 --> 01:44:43,700
Fuck it

2571
01:44:43,700 --> 01:44:44,700
I'll just shit my pants

2572
01:44:44,700 --> 01:44:45,700
Fuck it

2573
01:44:45,700 --> 01:44:47,700
Just let me shit my pants

2574
01:44:47,700 --> 01:44:48,700
Yeah, just say it

2575
01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:49,700
Just say it, just like fuck it

2576
01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:50,700
Let me shit my pants

2577
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:53,700
Let me out and let me shit

2578
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:56,700
Or fuck it

2579
01:44:56,700 --> 01:44:57,700
Let me shit

2580
01:44:57,700 --> 01:44:59,700
Forget about this, let me shit my pants

2581
01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:01,700
Fuck it, just let me shit my pants

2582
01:45:08,700 --> 01:45:09,700
Let me out

2583
01:45:11,700 --> 01:45:12,700
And let me shit

2584
01:45:12,700 --> 01:45:14,700
It's not a show title, but just let me out

2585
01:45:14,700 --> 01:45:16,700
And let me shit

2586
01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:18,700
Or forget about it

2587
01:45:18,700 --> 01:45:20,700
Forget about it, just let me shit

2588
01:45:23,700 --> 01:45:24,700
Just

2589
01:45:24,700 --> 01:45:25,700
I'll just shit my pants

2590
01:45:25,700 --> 01:45:26,700
I'll just shit my pants

2591
01:45:26,700 --> 01:45:27,700
I'll just shit my pants

2592
01:45:27,700 --> 01:45:28,700
Phew

2593
01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:29,700
Yo, those are some

2594
01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:31,700
I had some goodies in there

2595
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:32,700
I had some goodies in there

2596
01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:33,700
Ahem

2597
01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:35,700
Gah

2598
01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:37,700
Yeah

2599
01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:42,700
I still like all the little like nuggets of the

2600
01:45:42,700 --> 01:45:43,700
What do you say?

2601
01:45:45,700 --> 01:45:46,700
What?

2602
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:47,700
What is this?

2603
01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:49,700
Well, wait, what did that guy say again

2604
01:45:49,700 --> 01:45:51,700
In the sh- in the farting one?

2605
01:45:51,700 --> 01:45:52,700
What did he say?

2606
01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:53,700
Is that you?

2607
01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:54,700
Oh god

2608
01:45:54,700 --> 01:45:56,700
That was you?

2609
01:45:58,700 --> 01:45:59,700
Oh god

2610
01:45:59,700 --> 01:46:00,700
Is that guy just goes

2611
01:46:00,700 --> 01:46:01,700
He just goes

2612
01:46:01,700 --> 01:46:02,700
Oh god

2613
01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:03,700
Was that you?

2614
01:46:03,700 --> 01:46:04,700
No, he says oh god

2615
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:05,700
That was you?

2616
01:46:05,700 --> 01:46:06,700
Question mark?

2617
01:46:06,700 --> 01:46:07,700
Oh god

2618
01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:09,700
That was you?

2619
01:46:10,700 --> 01:46:11,700
Oh my god

2620
01:46:12,700 --> 01:46:13,700
Oh Jesus

2621
01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:15,700
No

2622
01:46:19,700 --> 01:46:20,700
Oh god

2623
01:46:21,700 --> 01:46:23,700
Dude, it's not the fart that makes it funny

2624
01:46:23,700 --> 01:46:27,700
It's the fart followed by his reaction

2625
01:46:27,700 --> 01:46:30,700
The way he says oh god is hilarious

2626
01:46:30,700 --> 01:46:31,700
The thing is is that

2627
01:46:31,700 --> 01:46:33,700
I think I would do the same thing where they go

2628
01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:34,700
Oh god

2629
01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:37,700
Oh god

2630
01:46:40,700 --> 01:46:41,700
Dude, it's still good

2631
01:46:41,700 --> 01:46:42,700
Hold up, hold up

2632
01:46:42,700 --> 01:46:44,700
Wait, wait, wait, wait

2633
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:46,700
You can't get it because it's like

2634
01:46:47,700 --> 01:46:48,700
Oh god

2635
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:49,700
Oh god

2636
01:46:50,700 --> 01:46:51,700
Oh god

2637
01:46:51,700 --> 01:46:53,700
No, you gotta let it run

2638
01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:54,700
That was you?

2639
01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:56,700
Oh god

2640
01:46:56,700 --> 01:46:57,700
That was you?

2641
01:46:58,700 --> 01:46:59,700
Oh god

2642
01:46:59,700 --> 01:47:00,700
That was you?

2643
01:47:01,700 --> 01:47:02,700
Oh god

2644
01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,700
Dude, I'm so fucked up

2645
01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:09,700
Oh come on

2646
01:47:10,700 --> 01:47:11,700
Wait

2647
01:47:11,700 --> 01:47:12,700
Yeah

2648
01:47:14,700 --> 01:47:15,700
Please stop it

2649
01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:18,700
Oh god

2650
01:47:19,700 --> 01:47:20,700
That was you?

2651
01:47:20,700 --> 01:47:21,700
Yeah

2652
01:47:22,700 --> 01:47:23,700
Oh god

2653
01:47:23,700 --> 01:47:24,700
I do believe

2654
01:47:24,700 --> 01:47:25,700
That was you?

2655
01:47:25,700 --> 01:47:26,700
No

2656
01:47:27,700 --> 01:47:28,700
Where's the yes?

2657
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:30,700
Yes

2658
01:47:32,700 --> 01:47:33,700
Oh god

2659
01:47:34,700 --> 01:47:35,700
That was you?

2660
01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:36,700
Yes

2661
01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:39,700
Alright

2662
01:47:42,700 --> 01:47:44,700
Thank you for the clip, sex excellent

2663
01:47:44,700 --> 01:47:46,700
Just a reminder dude

2664
01:47:46,700 --> 01:47:48,700
Any clip that I have is in here

2665
01:47:48,700 --> 01:47:50,700
You have it at any moment in time

2666
01:47:50,700 --> 01:47:51,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

2667
01:47:58,700 --> 01:47:59,700
That's my favorite part

2668
01:47:59,700 --> 01:48:01,700
I'm not going on this one ever again

2669
01:48:01,700 --> 01:48:03,700
I don't fuck that you're coming on this fucking lot

2670
01:48:03,700 --> 01:48:05,700
I don't know when I'm gonna hold on

2671
01:48:07,700 --> 01:48:09,700
I almost wanna shit myself

2672
01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:11,700
I almost wanna shit myself

2673
01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:15,700
It seems like the little drop right there is really abrupt

2674
01:48:15,700 --> 01:48:18,700
And then stops

2675
01:48:18,700 --> 01:48:20,700
It's one of those rides that it's a little kitty ride

2676
01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:21,700
But then it has to like

2677
01:48:21,700 --> 01:48:23,700
Goes around quickly and then down a little one

2678
01:48:23,700 --> 01:48:25,700
And then around and then down like just a little jerky ride

2679
01:48:25,700 --> 01:48:27,700
Yeah, I know but it's just like

2680
01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:30,700
That a brief like abrupt stop at the very end

2681
01:48:30,700 --> 01:48:32,700
Was just like it just goes

2682
01:48:34,700 --> 01:48:35,700
That's all I was saying

2683
01:48:35,700 --> 01:48:37,700
It was like the like some some rides

2684
01:48:37,700 --> 01:48:39,700
Like with their brakes it's just

2685
01:48:39,700 --> 01:48:40,700
Fuck dude

2686
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:42,700
Alright breaking news

2687
01:48:42,700 --> 01:48:45,700
Four minutes ago

2688
01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:48,700
Ricardo giving huge boost after

2689
01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:49,700
Wait wait wait wait wait

2690
01:48:49,700 --> 01:48:50,700
Upgrade claims

2691
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:51,700
No Terry don't don't don't don't

2692
01:48:51,700 --> 01:48:52,700
Oh my bad my bad sorry sorry sorry sorry

2693
01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:53,700
I'll stop

2694
01:48:55,700 --> 01:48:56,700
That's just in

2695
01:48:56,700 --> 01:48:59,700
Breaking news is breaking out everywhere

2696
01:48:59,700 --> 01:49:02,700
Faith Sayly has the very very latest

2697
01:49:05,700 --> 01:49:06,700
If you're just joining us

2698
01:49:06,700 --> 01:49:08,700
I'm covering some breaking news

2699
01:49:08,700 --> 01:49:09,700
Okay

2700
01:49:09,700 --> 01:49:11,700
Okay

2701
01:49:11,700 --> 01:49:13,700
Ricardo has given a huge boost after

2702
01:49:13,700 --> 01:49:14,700
Upgrade claim

2703
01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:17,700
Let's see here

2704
01:49:20,700 --> 01:49:21,700
Do you think

2705
01:49:21,700 --> 01:49:23,700
Do you think that Daniel Ricardo

2706
01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:25,700
Should have got a three grid place penalty

2707
01:49:25,700 --> 01:49:27,700
For what he did in China

2708
01:49:29,700 --> 01:49:31,700
What did he get a three grid place penalty for

2709
01:49:31,700 --> 01:49:33,700
For causing an accident

2710
01:49:33,700 --> 01:49:34,700
Daniel did

2711
01:49:34,700 --> 01:49:35,700
Think so

2712
01:49:35,700 --> 01:49:37,700
No because it was not his fault

2713
01:49:37,700 --> 01:49:38,700
It was Stroll's fault

2714
01:49:38,700 --> 01:49:39,700
Hmm

2715
01:49:42,700 --> 01:49:43,700
Next week Miami

2716
01:49:43,700 --> 01:49:44,700
Yes sir

2717
01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:46,700
What time is the race

2718
01:49:51,700 --> 01:49:53,700
I don't have my phone on me

2719
01:49:54,700 --> 01:49:56,700
I can hold on I got you

2720
01:49:56,700 --> 01:49:57,700
I am

2721
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,700
I am the captain now

2722
01:50:00,700 --> 01:50:02,700
Let's see here

2723
01:50:02,700 --> 01:50:04,700
Do do do do do

2724
01:50:04,700 --> 01:50:06,700
Schedule

2725
01:50:06,700 --> 01:50:08,700
Shakira Shakira

2726
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:11,700
Oh baby when you talk like that

2727
01:50:11,700 --> 01:50:13,700
You make a woman go man

2728
01:50:14,700 --> 01:50:16,700
Shakira Shakira

2729
01:50:17,700 --> 01:50:18,700
Uh

2730
01:50:19,700 --> 01:50:20,700
Four o'clock

2731
01:50:21,700 --> 01:50:22,700
So

2732
01:50:22,700 --> 01:50:23,700
One o'clock

2733
01:50:26,700 --> 01:50:27,700
Our time

2734
01:50:27,700 --> 01:50:28,700
Okay

2735
01:50:29,700 --> 01:50:30,700
Yeah one o'clock our time

2736
01:50:30,700 --> 01:50:32,700
We just have to end a little earlier

2737
01:50:32,700 --> 01:50:33,700
On the podcast

2738
01:50:33,700 --> 01:50:35,700
Ooh baby when you talk like that

2739
01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:37,700
I'll make a booty go clear

2740
01:50:37,700 --> 01:50:39,700
Shakira

2741
01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:43,700
You wanna watch it or play frisbee

2742
01:50:43,700 --> 01:50:45,700
You gonna watch it live or not

2743
01:50:45,700 --> 01:50:47,700
We do it live

2744
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:50,700
I gotta do it live yeah

2745
01:50:51,700 --> 01:50:52,700
Let's see here

2746
01:50:53,700 --> 01:50:55,700
However a recent chassis chain

2747
01:50:55,700 --> 01:50:57,700
Has helped him to unlock more

2748
01:50:57,700 --> 01:51:00,700
Pace and confidence in the V carb

2749
01:51:00,700 --> 01:51:02,700
And now he has received some

2750
01:51:02,700 --> 01:51:05,700
More positive news

2751
01:51:06,700 --> 01:51:08,700
Let's see here

2752
01:51:08,700 --> 01:51:10,700
If Ricardo can start and beat teammate

2753
01:51:10,700 --> 01:51:12,700
Yuki Sonoda on a regular basis

2754
01:51:12,700 --> 01:51:15,700
Then he may be able to stake a claim

2755
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:18,700
In the 2025 red bull seat

2756
01:51:18,700 --> 01:51:20,700
But we'll need to build up more momentum and confidence

2757
01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:23,700
Now the RB team lost

2758
01:51:24,700 --> 01:51:26,700
Laurent

2759
01:51:28,700 --> 01:51:30,700
Uh let's see

2760
01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:32,700
Okay the easiest way to be cool

2761
01:51:32,700 --> 01:51:35,700
Be the guy with the big kill bossa

2762
01:51:35,700 --> 01:51:38,700
Size 14 high tops and a thick spicy one

2763
01:51:38,700 --> 01:51:41,700
Flip these on and I'll slip this in

2764
01:51:43,700 --> 01:51:45,700
Mmm look at that bulge

2765
01:51:45,700 --> 01:51:48,700
Mmm best part of waking up is bulges in your cup

2766
01:51:48,700 --> 01:51:52,700
Mmm now go wag that mama all over school cool guy

2767
01:51:52,700 --> 01:52:11,200
dürfen road

2768
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:17,560
Got the HIV my place on the double features screen yo went straight to DVD

2769
01:52:18,680 --> 01:52:20,680
bigger than a bridge yo

2770
01:52:21,600 --> 01:52:24,100
Have you seen have you seen some of the videos of?

2771
01:52:24,760 --> 01:52:26,760
stroller running in the back of

2772
01:52:27,200 --> 01:52:28,620
Ricardo

2773
01:52:28,620 --> 01:52:30,620
No, there's there's so many

2774
01:52:31,400 --> 01:52:34,140
Yeah, well, I see I watched it. I mean I watched the race so

2775
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:37,880
All right, we should end it soon so you can leave early

2776
01:52:37,880 --> 01:52:43,040
Yep, cuz you have to leave you said it like 25. I did and optics about to play

2777
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:47,600
So I want to turn that shit on what's on the boy right fucking now. Oh really?

2778
01:52:47,600 --> 01:52:51,160
It's about to start. I thought we're gonna go drive the evo you said you had to leave 125

2779
01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:53,360
Yeah, no, but I thought we're gonna take the evil I

2780
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:57,800
Offered but you said I can't cuz I'll do it next time. It's okay. It's a dumb I

2781
01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:00,840
Think I think Ricardo is getting a

2782
01:53:01,480 --> 01:53:03,480
grid place penalty

2783
01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:07,100
For Miami, I think so. I think it's gonna three grid place

2784
01:53:09,360 --> 01:53:11,840
Danny Danny Rick

2785
01:53:16,440 --> 01:53:18,440
Yeah right here oh

2786
01:53:18,920 --> 01:53:20,840
Under the safety car

2787
01:53:20,840 --> 01:53:27,480
Daniel Ricardo receives a three grid penalty for the next race and two penalty points for overtaking under the safety

2788
01:53:27,480 --> 01:53:34,680
Safety car damn, it's okay. You probably didn't have any points. So it doesn't really matter. This is the one you wanted Terry

2789
01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:38,000
I just lost a thousand dollars. I got knocked out of top 250

2790
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:42,880
I've got a small cock and this is about to be the worst day of my life. Oh my god

2791
01:53:42,920 --> 01:53:47,880
Yeah, I played again one time. I just lost a thousand dollars. I got knocked out of top 250

2792
01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:52,760
I've got a small cock and this is about to be the worst day of my life. Oh my god

2793
01:53:53,320 --> 01:53:56,500
All right, folks, that's it. I got a small crack

2794
01:53:56,500 --> 01:53:58,500
Yes

2795
01:53:58,940 --> 01:54:00,220
Yeah

2796
01:54:00,220 --> 01:54:27,620
Bye Terry. Bye. Yes. I

