Couldn't really ask the girls out for a drink
(married)
Nothing much else to do but sit around and think
(professional intellectual)
You know gravity makes it a drag about his legs
(law of physics)
But he won't need that wheelchair in space!
(problem solving)

Stephen Hawking: Astronaut!
Stephen Hawking: Astronaut!
Stephen Hawking: Astronaut!
Stephen Hawking!

We're already fucked from doing what we please
And we don't need to spread the human disease!
When he makes that computer squawk
it causes me alarm!
This guy wants a puppy when we can't even handle the ant farm!

Stephen Hawking: Astronaut!
Elon Musk: Astronaut!
Jeff Bezos: Astronaut!
Stephen Hawking . . . let's not!