How shamefully we, while offering ad nauseum starving, insatiable, autoerotic prayers to lesser powers to intercede on behalf of our appearance, neglect to afford the same consideration to content of character, and, in so doing, squander the inheritance of our humanity

He'll cash in a 40
For two fresh 20s
Thrown, complicit, in a mother's face!
Will it be a question
of consent or endorsement
when it's time for them to be replaced?

Second verse, same as the first!
So many ways to spell the word "coerced."
Am I pretty Daddy? Am I pretty?
Are you 50, Daddy? Are you 50?

We'll all be big, big stars
when we get started in porno
Hefner's dead and filled our heads with shit
We're gonna mount our way
to the top of the mountain?
Before we get going, we have to submit
Submit!

D-E-P-R-E-C-I-A-T-E

Your favorite trick is a transformation
Where once was a person,
now there's a rag!
You're the Queen of L.A.!
The Toast of Manhattan!
Tossed in the trash when they started to sag
Is it lesbian sex you've had if it's about a man?
And all the fair-weather breeders at the bar are just some men . . .
We need to forget, so we do it again!
Come on, Honey - we can still be friends